12/50
If I have the Reality Gem, I use the Reality Gem to summon...
[AG] The Cake 400,000/350,000 HP 1/3 Let Them Eat Cake 1/5 I Dub Thee... Knight of Kake! 1/11 To Me, Confectionarians!
Passive: A Cake. Can only be destroyed by eating it. may cause diabetes when eaten in sufficient quantities. Delicious.
Passive: Cake = 42. Cakes are The meaning of life the universe and everything. Being so integral to reality, the Reality Gem clearly cannot be stolen while they live, unless this passive is overwhelmed. Powers itself off special charges if necessary.
Let Them Eat Cake: Replace all the enemies Bread/"food" with Cake. raises their food costs, putting them in debt. Strains supply trains, making them starve. provides insufficient nutrients, making them malnourished. Then, reveal control of all Cakes. Enemies may implode.
Even after use, enemies cannot avoid eating these cakes. Cakes taste good.
I Dub Thee... Knight of Kake!: grant a player or entity the Knight of Kake buff, if they accept. The buff has infinite duration, until they die. The Buff makes their health harder to damage, boosts any cake-based actions they do significantly, and forces them to serve The Cake while active.
To Me, Confectionarians!: Buff Knights of Kake significantly. For each knight on the field, spawn several cakes(20,000 HP, has the A Cake passive, protect The Cake). heal Knights by half their mhp. heal yourself by 1/4 their resulting current HP, converted to Cake. Any Cake entities on the field will also heal by 1/3 their mhp, and heal you by 1/5 their resulting current hp. If you have no Knights of Kake, take 100,000 damage by eating yourself.
math: 280,000+(20,00*10)= 480,000 is the base health.
actions are all non-standard.
If I don't have reality Gem, I bake a cake anyway. This Cake will be ready... if Ever the Reality Gem switches ownership, the Cake will be there, forcing the person trying to gain ownership to eat it first. This will take at least a minute, because they have to Savour the taste.
this will give time for others to retrieve the Gem, naturally. Specifically, Me, of Cakes.
12/50
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I promptly decide to get the heck out of Dodge. And by get the heck out of Dodge, I mean inject myself with Accelerated Perception Serum, increasing my Dodge rate.
"HEY THANOS, LOOK AT ME!"
Unfortunately for Thanos, I am wearing my basilisk costume. Thus, when they look in my direction, they are immediately petrified and lose an action for this turn.
I force Thanos to read utopian fanfiction, making them reconsider their opinions on universal governance and/or seducing Death in the light of reality warping power!
BONUS: If I grabbed the Reality Stone instead of JOE, I summon the Great Distortion God with it! Instead of attacking directly normally, it redirects damage directed toward allies into whatever enemy it would attack regularly. And I guess give it a Distortion charge meter it can use to create alternative worlds and copies or whatever.
This seems like a good time to drop in. and this seems like a good of a time if any to drop in. And so I do and I shoot at Thanos, as well he's the bigger threat.
Charging: 11/50
"Thanos! It is so good to see you. How have you been?" A small sphere forms in the battlefield. The sphere then seems to open up, revealing a short, blue humanoid with a fin on his head. He wears a strange, purple jumpsuit with red lines jumping around everywhere. By now, the sphere has completely disappeared and the alien steps forwards. "Don't you remember me? Stanglose Brigade? Sector 23? Come on! Ah, I see. You've deliberately forgotten how badly you lost. That's it. Well, you'll probably remember it soon." The alien finally stops talking for long enough to tap a few buttons on his wrist controller. He points his arm at Thanos and a line of light fires out of his wrist. As it reaches Thanos, it stops. The light just sits there staring. "Stupid... I thought I recalibrated it right before I got here." He hits his wrist controller and a spark flies out of it. The light beam starts to cool, solidifying into a dense pole with a point at the end. "I guess I can work with this." The alien jabs his arm forwards, stabbing Thanos right between the eyes. However, as it makes contact, the pole disappears. "Come on! Why isn't this thing working!?" He whacks his wrist again. Suddenly, the light is back, but it all seems to have condensed right in front of Thanos's eyes. The alien presses the fire button again, and the small light pierces right through Thanos's head as a high energy, condensed projectile. "There, did I loosen any recurring nightmares of your harsh loss? I bet I did."
The Robot looks straight at Thanos, who is currently being shot at by an annoying blue alien. He watches the attack with a certain level of... amusement? He then rushes straight at Thanos, giving the mad titan no time to decide to harm the alien. He slashes his energy blade straight across the titan's chest, and then backflips backwards, before stating, "Thanos. Your intents are known to me. My creator tasked me with doing what is right, and defending the innocent, above all else. If you cease this endeavor, then I shall allow you to live. If not, then I am programmed to have to kill you. So please, don't make this harder than it has to be."
12/50
12/50? ( what does this mean? First time seeing this in defeat god modder.)
: Cue the High Heavens, The realms of light in which washes down into creation. Making life, Fate, energies and so forth. From this a woman in white clothing with 100 arms and a glowing orange third eye musters a being into creation. The figure takes the form of a man in Black with a silver mask with blue glowing eyes.:
" I have seen this one Thanos. His desire affects only one universe. But the plan is so, disruptive the backlash could cause hope to fall in nearby clusters. We cannot allow this. You, my guardian are to go. Help the ones, stop the mad Titan. I know I could do it with ease. The energy backlash would kill them all though and it is my power more to create."
" Which is why you created me. To be your gun."
" Indeed, now go my agent and happy hunting."
" I hope in the end, I return here. This is the fourth time doing this work. I want to retire already."
" You will come to me in paradise, this I promise you. Try not to die, it gets really hard to fix your body, mind, and soul."
" Off to do my job."
He moves his hands, Strange alien geometry patterns make a hole in space. He then appears in this battle field. Due to riding the existence waves, All was seen as slow motion. His first act he decides on is to check this Thanos Being and aim for his gems. The blue one seems rather important as he attempts to grab it, turning fingers into seizing talons to pry it out as the others distract him in real time. While the agent in hyper time attempt the stone steal.:
Failing that his next plan of action is getting rid of his lackeys.
A man named Dragovich appears on the field in a blaze of pure fury. This occurs behind Thanos, thankfully masking his presence from ghe Mad Titan in particular for the moment.
He immediately grabs the Mind Stone and uses it as a conduit for the entirety of his charge at once! He does not mind it being used by the other person. In fact, it's been proven before that multiple entities using an Infinity Stone makes it easier on them to channel it's powers properly.
Plus, it was less being used for it's special ability and more as a conduit for the seething hot furious attack being lobbed at Thanos by the man.
'THANOS! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!"
He then shows Thanos Solution after Solution after Solution ad infinitum by forcing the imagery into Thanos' head via the Mind Stone. He also forcibly shows the results of his actions, from the past to the calculated future, showing the instances where he effectively killed off everyone because civilization was irreversibly ruined due to the random ass ahlf the population death and thus events such as asteroid collisions and Suns dying wipe out all the life he supposedly saved. He does this forcibly, unignorably, and repeatedly until the power of his Charge runs dry. This is done to crush and kill the Mad Titan's resolve, dealing massive damage Mentally and emotionally.
Dragovich is not holding back. He is filled with a righteous fury and a seething hatred for the Mad Titan's stubborn insanity.
12/50
"Really, how does no one remember me!? I fought all of you guys, and none of you want to recognize my existence!" The alien looks around at the battlefield, contemplating why no one remembers him. He then turns back to his wrist controller. He presses a button. The suit begins to be filled with air. It continues to expand out into a large orb. "Oops, wrong button." He starts shaking around, trying to reach his wrist controller. he succeeds, but he instead begins growing more. "I pressed inflate, not deflate! Stupid wrist thingy." He continues shaking, but then starts rolling. He rolls on towards Thanos. "No no no no no. Not towards the purple guy. Anyone but the purple guy." No matter how much he pleads, he keeps rolling slowly, dramatically. He reaches Thanos. As the suit touches Thanos, it explodes, releasing a ton of air into Thanos's face. The alien falls, but is still in his suit. He hits the ground and shudders. "Ugh. It's a good thing I prepared another suit. Just in case."
Blue fire mysteriously begins to appear, swirling around. Slowly, it forms into a shape, solidifying into a robed figure. With.. a eye for a head? Okay then. The figure raises their hand, and more blue flame appears, shaping into a large, floating hand. The figure snaps his fingers, and two more hands appear. He gestures towards the time gem, and the hands, which begin duplicating, rush towards it, grabbing it. More hands appear, shoving away Thanos and his friends, bringing the Time Stone back to the figure, who takes it. "A powerful artifact, already? Well then."
He then abuses the powers of the time gem, sending more of these hands back in time, where they hunt down Thanos as he finds the Power gem, and grab it from him, trying to return to the present with the gem.
If he still has actions left, he summons a barrier of time energy, teleporting anyone who tries to take the gem from him back to say... the Big Bang.
11/?? Charges.
Your flaming palms grab the Time Gem. You feel a rush of temporal energies flowing through you. (Don't ask me to describe what that feels like. I wouldn't know.) Thanos' goons are annoyed at being shoved around.
Your hands travel back in time to attempt to stop Thanos from grabbing the Power Gem. Seeing as he currently has it in his possession, you can safely assume that they will (have) fail(ed).
11/50
I am the Cake Descended.
I used to be a normal person like you (points at proxima midnight), But then I took a Cake to the Descendancy.
I made a cake with it.
Then I made more cakes with it!
I became so good at making Cakes with it, it became basically all i knew how to do!
I control Cakes, and bake make cakes.
I have Cakeokinesis!
and...
CAKE. a massive cake appears in the air above Proxima Midnight. it squishes them beneath its girth. while weak in structure, it's a really big cake.
I grab the Reality Gem with the power of pseudopoding around it with various demon pillars. I posted before JOE edited their placeholder, so if I don't get it he gets it.
Welcome to the game, Desparademon (tempted to call you a Pillar Man but whatever)!
You pseudopod your way to the point JOE managed to dig to and, by spinning your pillars like a drill, dig the rest of the way to the Reality Gem, nabbing it. Your methods of perceiving Reality are unbound by your mortal coil. You can barely handle it.
You whip out a shotgoanna ("Hi there I'm Goanna, your plastic pal who's fun to be with! Let's go shoot some bad guys, yeah?!") and shoot Thanos with it. 50,000 damage!
You seize the Soul Gem, and feel... something inside it. You can't quite explain it, but you can feel the essences of a thousand beings long-dead within it.
You attempt to utilize your newfound artifact to tear Corvus Glaive's soul from their body, but find it to be a bit difficult. You engage in a spiritual game of tug-of-war!
Meanwhile, the Soul Gem copies Corvus Glaive's soul and stores it within itself. You can observe it at any time.
The figure summons up even more hands, and points at.. let's say, mister thanos over there. The hands proceed to unleash a rapid punching barrage, smashing Thanos backwards, into a portal made by the time gem, leading to the future, where the heat death of this universe is starting, consuming Thanos in the wrath of a dying sun.
A robot wielding a green laser sword, and wearing decently well built armor, rushes over to grab the mind stone, before pointing his arm at Cull Obsidian, bending the creature to his will. His command is clear: Attack Thanos.
11/50
Welcome to the game, Duelbot 2.0 (at least, that's what I'm assuming you're based off of)!
Cull Obsidian's will is too much to be made to bend before a tincan like yourself (his words). You decide to try and make him physically bend, but that turns out to be far more difficult than you'd expect if all you knew about him was his name.
At the very least that cracking sound was a good sign (for you).
20,000 damage.
12/50
If I have the Reality Gem, I use the Reality Gem to summon...
[AG] The Cake 400,000/350,000 HP 1/3 Let Them Eat Cake 1/5 I Dub Thee... Knight of Kake! 1/11 To Me, Confectionarians!
Passive: A Cake. Can only be destroyed by eating it. may cause diabetes when eaten in sufficient quantities. Delicious.
Passive: Cake = 42. Cakes are The meaning of life the universe and everything. Being so integral to reality, the Reality Gem clearly cannot be stolen while they live, unless this passive is overwhelmed. Powers itself off special charges if necessary.
Let Them Eat Cake: Replace all the enemies Bread/"food" with Cake. raises their food costs, putting them in debt. Strains supply trains, making them starve. provides insufficient nutrients, making them malnourished. Then, reveal control of all Cakes. Enemies may implode.
Even after use, enemies cannot avoid eating these cakes. Cakes taste good.
I Dub Thee... Knight of Kake!: grant a player or entity the Knight of Kake buff, if they accept. The buff has infinite duration, until they die. The Buff makes their health harder to damage, boosts any cake-based actions they do significantly, and forces them to serve The Cake while active.
To Me, Confectionarians!: Buff Knights of Kake significantly. For each knight on the field, spawn several cakes(20,000 HP, has the A Cake passive, protect The Cake). heal Knights by half their mhp. heal yourself by 1/4 their resulting current HP, converted to Cake. Any Cake entities on the field will also heal by 1/3 their mhp, and heal you by 1/5 their resulting current hp. If you have no Knights of Kake, take 100,000 damage by eating yourself.
math: 280,000+(20,00*10)= 480,000 is the base health.
actions are all non-standard.
If I don't have reality Gem, I bake a cake anyway. This Cake will be ready... if Ever the Reality Gem switches ownership, the Cake will be there, forcing the person trying to gain ownership to eat it first. This will take at least a minute, because they have to Savour the taste.
this will give time for others to retrieve the Gem, naturally. Specifically, Me, of Cakes.
12/50
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I promptly decide to get the heck out of Dodge. And by get the heck out of Dodge, I mean inject myself with Accelerated Perception Serum, increasing my Dodge rate.
You up your dodge rate by 20%. Unfortunately, fast-acting drugs have a tendency to wear off quickly too. This effect will only last until the end of next round, slowly decreasing in potency as time goes on.
"HEY THANOS, LOOK AT ME!"
Unfortunately for Thanos, I am wearing my basilisk costume. Thus, when they look in my direction, they are immediately petrified and lose an action for this turn.
Thanos, not clever enough to put two and two together (the hissing sounds flew way over his head), only barely manages to turn away from you before being petrified. He'll still have to lose an action this round trying to figure out how to work around the danger you pose.
I force Thanos to read utopian fanfiction, making them reconsider their opinions on universal governance and/or seducing Death in the light of reality warping power!
BONUS: If I grabbed the Reality Stone instead of JOE, I summon the Great Distortion God with it! Instead of attacking directly normally, it redirects damage directed toward allies into whatever enemy it would attack regularly. And I guess give it a Distortion charge meter it can use to create alternative worlds and copies or whatever.
You force Thanos to read 1984, broadening his horizons. It may not have changed his views much (although it did so slightly), but at least it distracted him for an action.
This seems like a good time to drop in. and this seems like a good of a time if any to drop in. And so I do and I shoot at Thanos, as well he's the bigger threat.
Oh hey, welcome (back) to the game, Dropop! Currently, we're in the middle of a possibly-non-canon sidequest/intermission (run by yours truly), so feel free to RP and charge and post with Literally Zero Consequences!
You shoot at Thanos (the biggest threat), doing 20,000 damage to him.
Charging: 11/50
"Thanos! It is so good to see you. How have you been?" A small sphere forms in the battlefield. The sphere then seems to open up, revealing a short, blue humanoid with a fin on his head. He wears a strange, purple jumpsuit with red lines jumping around everywhere. By now, the sphere has completely disappeared and the alien steps forwards. "Don't you remember me? Stanglose Brigade? Sector 23? Come on! Ah, I see. You've deliberately forgotten how badly you lost. That's it. Well, you'll probably remember it soon." The alien finally stops talking for long enough to tap a few buttons on his wrist controller. He points his arm at Thanos and a line of light fires out of his wrist. As it reaches Thanos, it stops. The light just sits there staring. "Stupid... I thought I recalibrated it right before I got here." He hits his wrist controller and a spark flies out of it. The light beam starts to cool, solidifying into a dense pole with a point at the end. "I guess I can work with this." The alien jabs his arm forwards, stabbing Thanos right between the eyes. However, as it makes contact, the pole disappears. "Come on! Why isn't this thing working!?" He whacks his wrist again. Suddenly, the light is back, but it all seems to have condensed right in front of Thanos's eyes. The alien presses the fire button again, and the small light pierces right through Thanos's head as a high energy, condensed projectile. "There, did I loosen any recurring nightmares of your harsh loss? I bet I did."
Thanos, having learned and strengthened since his last tango with you mangos, is quick to utilize the Space Gem to create a portal in between his eyes before your spear can impale him.
The other end of the portal is, of course, inside your liver. Ouch.
You've managed to burn one of his (Space Gem) actions, though, which is a win in your book (though not in your liver).
The Robot looks straight at Thanos, who is currently being shot at by an annoying blue alien. He watches the attack with a certain level of... amusement? He then rushes straight at Thanos, giving the mad titan no time to decide to harm the alien. He slashes his energy blade straight across the titan's chest, and then backflips backwards, before stating, "Thanos. Your intents are known to me. My creator tasked me with doing what is right, and defending the innocent, above all else. If you cease this endeavor, then I shall allow you to live. If not, then I am programmed to have to kill you. So please, don't make this harder than it has to be."
12/50
Thanos takes your attack (20,000) in stride. He then begins to speak:
"Robot. Your nature is known to me. I have tasked myself with doing what is right, and returning balance to reality, above all else. If you cease this endeavor, then you may die or live on in peace, safe in the knowledge that you have done what is right. If not, I will be forced to kill you."
He raises his fists to fight you, already secure in the knowledge of your answer. His fists begin to glow with a mauve energy...
12/50? ( what does this mean? First time seeing this in defeat god modder.)
: Cue the High Heavens, The realms of light in which washes down into creation. Making life, Fate, energies and so forth. From this a woman in white clothing with 100 arms and a glowing orange third eye musters a being into creation. The figure takes the form of a man in Black with a silver mask with blue glowing eyes.:
" I have seen this one Thanos. His desire affects only one universe. But the plan is so, disruptive the backlash could cause hope to fall in nearby clusters. We cannot allow this. You, my guardian are to go. Help the ones, stop the mad Titan. I know I could do it with ease. The energy backlash would kill them all though and it is my power more to create."
" Which is why you created me. To be your gun."
" Indeed, now go my agent and happy hunting."
" I hope in the end, I return here. This is the fourth time doing this work. I want to retire already."
" You will come to me in paradise, this I promise you. Try not to die, it gets really hard to fix your body, mind, and soul."
" Off to do my job."
He moves his hands, Strange alien geometry patterns make a hole in space. He then appears in this battle field. Due to riding the existence waves, All was seen as slow motion. His first act he decides on is to check this Thanos Being and aim for his gems. The blue one seems rather important as he attempts to grab it, turning fingers into seizing talons to pry it out as the others distract him in real time. While the agent in hyper time attempt the stone steal.:
Failing that his next plan of action is getting rid of his lackeys.
Welcome to the game, Heaven's Guardian! I see you're adapting to the intermission well enough. I guess you're from DefeaTG, what with not knowing about charging, huh?
Alright, the charge bar (which should only be at 11/50 for you, as it started at ten and goes up by one each round) is a mechanic in most Destroy The Godmodder games (a franchise Moniker spawned long ago, and which Defeat The Godmodder is based on). Normally, the charge goes from 1/(any number from 1-50) to (any number up to fifty)/(any number up to fifty). It increases by one each post, and can be unleashed to increase an action's power at any time. Charging is meant to represent gathering power or resources in the background before performing a devastating move (like charging up a Kamehameha, or slowly constructing a starship).
The rules are somewhere in the OP, if you want to head back there to check them out.
Anyways, you appear in accelerated time, and start prying the Space Gem from his Gauntlet. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a lot harder than you'd expect.
A man named Dragovich appears on the field in a blaze of pure fury. This occurs behind Thanos, thankfully masking his presence from ghe Mad Titan in particular for the moment.
He immediately grabs the Mind Stone and uses it as a conduit for the entirety of his charge at once! He does not mind it being used by the other person. In fact, it's been proven before that multiple entities using an Infinity Stone makes it easier on them to channel it's powers properly.
Plus, it was less being used for it's special ability and more as a conduit for the seething hot furious attack being lobbed at Thanos by the man.
'THANOS! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!"
He then shows Thanos Solution after Solution after Solution ad infinitum by forcing the imagery into Thanos' head via the Mind Stone. He also forcibly shows the results of his actions, from the past to the calculated future, showing the instances where he effectively killed off everyone because civilization was irreversibly ruined due to the random ass ahlf the population death and thus events such as asteroid collisions and Suns dying wipe out all the life he supposedly saved. He does this forcibly, unignorably, and repeatedly until the power of his Charge runs dry. This is done to crush and kill the Mad Titan's resolve, dealing massive damage Mentally and emotionally.
Dragovich is not holding back. He is filled with a righteous fury and a seething hatred for the Mad Titan's stubborn insanity.
Hello, Dragovich, and welcome to the game! I take it you're new, so I'ma just inform you of the fact that this is currently a non-canon intermission. Feel free to do whatever and have fun.
You grab the Mind Gem. You hear the psychich screams of the sapience surrounding you.
You burn 10 charge mentally blasting Thanos with a dozen different ways he could've made his plan better. Although some more description would've been nice, that's decent enough to hurt him. Severely.
25,000+40,000 Damage to be decided, and one action lost to philosophical contemplation.
"..."
Thanos is now vulnerable to ideological attacks.
12/50
"Really, how does no one remember me!? I fought all of you guys, and none of you want to recognize my existence!" The alien looks around at the battlefield, contemplating why no one remembers him. He then turns back to his wrist controller. He presses a button. The suit begins to be filled with air. It continues to expand out into a large orb. "Oops, wrong button." He starts shaking around, trying to reach his wrist controller. he succeeds, but he instead begins growing more. "I pressed inflate, not deflate! Stupid wrist thingy." He continues shaking, but then starts rolling. He rolls on towards Thanos. "No no no no no. Not towards the purple guy. Anyone but the purple guy." No matter how much he pleads, he keeps rolling slowly, dramatically. He reaches Thanos. As the suit touches Thanos, it explodes, releasing a ton of air into Thanos's face. The alien falls, but is still in his suit. He hits the ground and shudders. "Ugh. It's a good thing I prepared another suit. Just in case."
You blast Thanos with a bunch of air, doing 22,000 damage.
Thanos, works around not being able to look at Basilikeness and the sudden destruction of his philosophy. He, firstly, dispatches of the Duelbot 2.0 by slapping it with the full force of the Power Gem, sending them flying into Desparademon, Karpinsky(?) (whose dodge fails to save them, unfortunately. SOrry man, the dice said eat butt) and Dragovich, crushing them for a solid 20.666666666666666666 damage.
"Solid."
Anyways, all three are killed by the kinetic damage, freeing Thanos from having to justify himself to Desparademon. Murder is standard logic of the mad.
With his final action, he picks up the Mind Gem.
"Perfect. I hear the depths of your minds cry out for mercy. I will grant you the mercy of death."
Cull Obsidian, distracted by that cake, are forced to waste their actions eating it.
Proxima Midnight digs her way out of the massive cake.
Proxima Midnight and Corvus Glaive grab the Reality Gem at the same time. Aww, aren't they a cute couple, barely surviving an onslaught of Reality and opened perceptions? #marriagegoals.
Ebony Maw telekinetically lifts the Soul Gem and observes it.
"Interesting... Very Interesting... Yes..."
Shotgoanna is disappointed in Desparademon's demise, and fires off angrily.
[N][BOSS] Thanos. 383,000/500,000 Hp. 15 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Decimation: Unavailable. [A] Space Gem. 40% pried off. Allows control over Space. [A] Power Gem. Purple. [A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind. [N] Ebony Maw. 100,000/100,000 Hp. 125,000 Shp. Has a loose, telekinetic grip on the [A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Corvus Glaive. [N] Cull Obsidian. 250,000/250,000 Hp. 5 AC. [N] Corvus Glaive. 150,000/150,000 Hp. 5 ACpierce. [A] Corvus Glaive's Glaive. Ignores AC. [A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality. [N] Proxima Midnight. 170,000/200,000 Hp. 50% Accuracy. Helping Corvus Glaive wield the Reality Gem.
[A] Shotgoanna. +40,000 damage. Angry.
[AT] Flaming Magi. 20/20 Hp. [A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time. [AT] Desparademon. 0/20 Hp. [AT] Karpinsky(?). 0/20 Hp. [AT] Dragovich. 0/20 Hp.
Thanos dop
How To Play:
Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
You don't have your artifacts on your person right now. However, you are starting with 10/50 charge, and your regular damage cap has been raised to 50,000. Take advantage of group charging mechanics to make things.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
13/50
I bake a cake. upon the cake are the words "Nedben or whatever your name is, would you be willing to use the Reality Gem to make The Cake?". Then I throw the cake in Proxima Midnight's face. The Trauma of the last Cake burying them causes them to experience such PTSD that they fall down, allowing the cake to hit Corvus Glaive's Glaive into Corvus Glaive's face, leading to both of them dropping the reality gem.
>Equip cakerealitycake reality gem
He was unable to pry the Gem out. Damnit! He then realized he would run out of hyper time soon, disengagement was in order.
He managed to boosted out of range of Thanos and looks to his minions. He had a great, wonderful idea. He began to glow a unsettling green aura as his battle aura flares out and he stomps the arena. Under the surface a patterning disrupting energy weave reached in radius of a Thanos goons. Then converts the area mass, 50 foot wide and 120 feet deep from solid, dense mass to actual energy. This was bad for them. As such a reaction was tons of tnt going off in a mushroom cloud.
A non nuclear nuke basically with atom shengians.
Now has to stay back to recharge. ( that and so busy with stuff already so going to be charging for a while.
14/50
If one of them is still holding on, I make cakes in each direction from them, 6 meters away. The indecision of which CAKE to get first distracts them into not noticing when I steal the Reality Gem, despite its transcendant experiential thingies.
If I have the Reality Gem, I summon The Cake like i wanted to do last time.
[0] Talking.
I bake a cake. The Cake is very smart, and it explains to Thanos that there are numerous ways Descended, Godmodding, The Reality Gem, and other powers in the void could be used to defeat entropy. Furthermore, with the space gem he need but find One universe which doesn't have entropy as a law, and expand it. I know of one where it is avoidable: [insert generic-earth-universe-1 co-ordinates here]. In that particular universe, entropy would normally be an issue, but time-frozen matter behaves like it is of 0 degrees kelvin, which allows them to 'break even' with no net change in entropy over time. If nothing else, one could create a new universe with no entropy law. perhaps a world where things are made of ideas, instead of atoms? At any rate, there are better uses then killing half of reality, and killing 50% of people is wildly immoral regardless.
Charging: 13/50 "Whoa whoa whoa. I... I didn't think I had a liver? Did I have a liver? I might have had a liver. I guess having a liver is better than no liver. Even if it isn't very happy with me. Well, anyways. It is time to use my ULTIMATE ATTACK! Ha ha ha ha ha!" The Blue Brigadier taps a big red button on his wrist controller. The button begins to glow and flash. An arm extends out of the wrist controller. Out of that extends a humongous barrel. "Ha ha! Thanos won't know what hit him!" He presses the red button again and a huge smoke cloud erupts from the barrel. A bang echoes through the battlefield. Out of the smoke, the ultimate payload fires out. And that payload is... a small plunger with a string attached to it. It flies at Thanos and hits the power stone. "Oh. Umm... ta-da." The alien tugs at the rope. It won't come off. He keeps trying. Nothing happens. Finally, either the Infinity Stone or the plunger gives way and the rope comes flying back to the alien. "Umm... I stand by the fact that Thanos doesn't know what hit him."
The robot looks over at the Arbiter for a second. "Scans indicate you are the Arbiter, but readings indicate you are a different one than the one my maker has encountered. Do you guys have a union, or anything? My name is True Neo, by the way. My creator never gave me a clear answer on why. He always said something about having worked a bit more on the defenses." True Neo then rushes to the mad titan once more. He puts away his sword, and his hands become laser emitters. He swings them around, front and center, and then shoots the laser beams, focused by a floating prism that came off him as he moved, with the beam going straight into the power gem. The gem is in fact a crystal, focusing it further, and then the blast comes out the other end, straight into the gauntlet, forcing the gem further out of the gauntlet.
13/50
He then looks to see that things, are far from over and just getting a breather. Hopefully blast would harm/kill or distract them from the gems. That purple bastard has three of them!
He needs more energy, yet right now not sure what to do! He will need to be trickier with the gems. That damn space gem. Also has a idea of what to do to Thanos. Though it maybe much. Something with more energy, he forgot his place.
This is not the realm of light, he has to work on physics of this universe otherwise would blow it all to hell.
Oh gorillaing dammit , they're all dead. Oh well. I teleport over to Thanos, and level my hand at him. The time stone glows, and a wave emits from it, the area around it.. glitching, for lack of another word. The time stone flies up, and...
Slams down, too fast to be grabbed.
Thanos is thrown backward, onto the glaive.
He then notices the armada of hands slowly advancing towards the space stone, swirling around, slowly prying it, and...
5 CHARGE EXPENDED!
They glow, and the power of the time stone speeds them up, and they speed up, ripping it out, as a few more hands grab the glaive from the owner's hands, and out of Thanos's back, and chuck it at high speeds into thanos's head, as I grab the Space Stone from my minion hands, and speeding myself up with the time stone, and running, getting as far away from thanos as I can while the hands hold him down, until i get out of range and the hands explode, no longer sustained.
OOC: (Nope. Arbiter is name for the DM. They technically exist in universe as an arbiter. Mostly just yell at us. Occasionally useful for plot knowledge dispensers. Only good for deep plot. Mainly wanted to be conversational.)
IC:
14/50
True Neo continues his bid for the power stone.
He suddenly shrinks, saying "Pym particles activated." He shrinks down to a ridiculously small size.
He then flies over to the infinity gauntlet. But here is the thing. He is smaller than the gems. There is room under the power stone currently, both from previous prying attempts, and also the fact that the space stone could be grabbed by claws. And he is small enough that the distance doesn't need to be much. He climbs under the stone, and then prepares himself for what comes next.
He says, "Enlarging particle dose, go." He suddenly begins growing towards normal size, from directly between the gauntlet, and the stone. The stone is loose by this point, and he pushes with all he has, kicking it up and out as he grows. By the time Thanos can see him, since the mind stone isn't helping with a robot with circuitry where a brain would be, he has already forced the stone to separate from the gauntlet fully. He pushes a button appearing on his arm, and he jumps back to normal size. He then rushes away, not wanting Thanos to try to get the thing back too quickly.
Charge expended= as much a necessary, used to maintain integrity while pushing the gem from the gauntlet.
EXPENDING 5 Charge
I timestep over to Thanos, and do a series of overly complicated Judo Arts, before slamming a chair into his face! Then, I expend 5 charge, and empower my minion hands with timespeeding up or something, and they work thrice as fast, prying the Space Gem away! I grab it, and run like the wind, using the space and time stone to speed myself up.
