- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
39/40
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Entities Ordered, the Penrose Triangles chase after the Butterfly, but slowly disintegrate away from the caustic energies of the Void.2/40
look, if <0> never looked at me to begin with, then it clearly lost the staring contest, which means it's still being chased by non-euclidean triangles.
Templar orders: without their castle, they should work to make another one. or at least, the beginnings of one. miners will mine, if there's something to mine. vintage conduit makes a new GC setup for the new beginnings-of-a-castle. special sam joins the templars. guard drone keeps them all from dying, and attacks whoever.
researchers: new system's in place- remarkably similar to the original steffan system, with RP to premade uses n' all that.
this round, create a single standard guard drone. keep it in the templar lands for now, as insurance against <0>. if anyone transfers enough charges to WP to buy something and asks for that something, let'm have it: this order stands for always.
Auma ordered9/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Auma controls blinds the Godmodder by bending literally all light to flow around her.
"Ishmael, I can provide you an escape from all this fighting. Would you like to return to my home plane? You will be cared and provided for until you are once again ready to fight; this time with allies."
If he doesn't take the out, he continues bodyguarding the Securitron Mk.II.
The Securitron Mk.II uses grenades on one of the Titanic Cows who would actually survive the attack.
I cast Eagle's Splendor on Karpinsky before he enters the portal, increasing his charisma slightly for the duration. He probably needs it, in all honesty.
The Godmodder chokes on some eyeballs, before swallowing them down. She looks kind of queasy now.17/40 He Knows
Stare aggressively at the Godmodder. I'm fact, stare daggers at her. The daggers then drown her in eyeballs. Get E Y E D.
#aeiou has been invoked. How surprising that We-and-We would have Our extension-allies aligned here.
"and who is this emperor exactly"10/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
As much as I hate to admit it, going for diplomacy is probably the smarter move here, so long as we take control of the plane in the end.
I scry upon my own IRON GODLEM, and then order it to head over to P2. I repeatedly state through the GODLEM "A greeting from the emperor. He wishes to parlay." until P2 agrees to talk.
Bricks thrown down, the Templars construct a castle!3/40
being in the templar lands, I walk over to the highest-ranking templar nearby and explain what happened, why it is exceptional, and how I will try to keep it from happening again (making this universe not a shortcut to anywhere). while that's happening, I conjure a bunch of bricks and throw them through the portal behind me without looking. when they land on the battlefield, they help the templars with their new and reduced castle.
Entering the Plane of Water, you attempt to speak underwater and fail, as liquid floods into your mouth. After some glub glub glubbing, you hear a voice which tears at your mind within your head.38/40
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I deploy a Personal Portable SCUBA Kit, put it on, and enter the portal to the Elemental Plane of Water. I approach Poseidon, maintaining a respectful distance while ensuring that he can hear me. My SCUBA kit has a built-in megaphone, and water is pretty good at transporting sound, besides which it's his domain. He hears me.
"Mighty lord of water, I approach you as a supplicant, asking a simple favor. I and my allies face a great enemy of fire, and I would request your help in subduing him and his legions of fire elementals.
I am, at this time, willing to pay a price you deem sufficient in return for your expenditure in this task. As combatant against a Godmodder, I hold great power and am willing to spend it to repay you. All I ask in return is that you crush the fire elemental known as the Second Praetorian, along with all his forces... and perhaps allow a few smaller favors into the bargain.
Again, I humbly thank you for allowing me to speak, and ask that for now you hear my words and do not retaliate in anger."
While speaking these words, I look him over, paying attention to his trident and how he's holding it.
#reiteration
31k damage to the Crimson Scale. Crimson Scale shattered8/40
Ocelot, fire upon the Healer, and go for fancy ricochet shots on another random 5 enemies.
The girl grabs the crimson scale from the chaos butterfly, and grasps her blade in two hands, slamming it down on the scale, circle strafing around the scale to go for a backstab. This makes complete sense and nothing you say can change that.
From there.... Crimson Scale++A metric fuckton of explosives. That is the alchemy she chooses to make. This is totally not a setup for another attack...
#hah
22k damage to the Healer. Healer done for.18/40 get your head in the game
Injuriously sass the Healer. Weaponized sass. If the Healer's already dead this is now insulting the PG side in memory of them or whatever.
#heh
20k damage.
One more Dragon Ball ObtainedI fly through the void, and for once avoid anything interesting interrupting me. I find another Dragon Ball, though this one is too crusted over to see anything. He pulls out a hammerspace portal, and places the DragonBall in it.
6 Dragon Balls.
20k damage.
The Godmodder redirects your Falcon Punch into your crotch. Ouch.