DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

18/40 get your head in the game

Injuriously sass the Healer. Weaponized sass. If the Healer's already dead this is now insulting the PG side in memory of them or whatever.
 
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I fly through the void, and for once avoid anything interesting interrupting me. I find another Dragon Ball, though this one is too crusted over to see anything. He pulls out a hammerspace portal, and places the DragonBall in it.
6 Dragon Balls.
 
Round 35
2/40
look, if <0> never looked at me to begin with, then it clearly lost the staring contest, which means it's still being chased by non-euclidean triangles.
Templar orders: without their castle, they should work to make another one. or at least, the beginnings of one. miners will mine, if there's something to mine. vintage conduit makes a new GC setup for the new beginnings-of-a-castle. special sam joins the templars. guard drone keeps them all from dying, and attacks whoever.

researchers: new system's in place- remarkably similar to the original steffan system, with RP to premade uses n' all that.
this round, create a single standard guard drone. keep it in the templar lands for now, as insurance against <0>. if anyone transfers enough charges to WP to buy something and asks for that something, let'm have it: this order stands for always.
Entities Ordered, the Penrose Triangles chase after the Butterfly, but slowly disintegrate away from the caustic energies of the Void.
9/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

Auma controls blinds the Godmodder by bending literally all light to flow around her.
"Ishmael, I can provide you an escape from all this fighting. Would you like to return to my home plane? You will be cared and provided for until you are once again ready to fight; this time with allies."
If he doesn't take the out, he continues bodyguarding the Securitron Mk.II.
The Securitron Mk.II uses grenades on one of the Titanic Cows who would actually survive the attack.


I cast Eagle's Splendor on Karpinsky before he enters the portal, increasing his charisma slightly for the duration. He probably needs it, in all honesty.
Auma ordered
"...Sure, why not."
Ishmael leaves to Auma's home plane, but not before handing his rifle over to you.
"This'll be more useful for you."
17/40 He Knows

Stare aggressively at the Godmodder. I'm fact, stare daggers at her. The daggers then drown her in eyeballs. Get E Y E D.

#aeiou has been invoked. How surprising that We-and-We would have Our extension-allies aligned here.
The Godmodder chokes on some eyeballs, before swallowing them down. She looks kind of queasy now.
1 Damage to the Godmodder.
+3 AG Morale
-5 PG Morale
10/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

As much as I hate to admit it, going for diplomacy is probably the smarter move here, so long as we take control of the plane in the end.

I scry upon my own IRON GODLEM, and then order it to head over to P2. I repeatedly state through the GODLEM "A greeting from the emperor. He wishes to parlay." until P2 agrees to talk.
"and who is this emperor exactly"
3/40

being in the templar lands, I walk over to the highest-ranking templar nearby and explain what happened, why it is exceptional, and how I will try to keep it from happening again (making this universe not a shortcut to anywhere). while that's happening, I conjure a bunch of bricks and throw them through the portal behind me without looking. when they land on the battlefield, they help the templars with their new and reduced castle.
Bricks thrown down, the Templars construct a castle!
38/40
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I deploy a Personal Portable SCUBA Kit, put it on, and enter the portal to the Elemental Plane of Water. I approach Poseidon, maintaining a respectful distance while ensuring that he can hear me. My SCUBA kit has a built-in megaphone, and water is pretty good at transporting sound, besides which it's his domain. He hears me.

"Mighty lord of water, I approach you as a supplicant, asking a simple favor. I and my allies face a great enemy of fire, and I would request your help in subduing him and his legions of fire elementals.

I am, at this time, willing to pay a price you deem sufficient in return for your expenditure in this task. As combatant against a Godmodder, I hold great power and am willing to spend it to repay you. All I ask in return is that you crush the fire elemental known as the Second Praetorian, along with all his forces... and perhaps allow a few smaller favors into the bargain.

Again, I humbly thank you for allowing me to speak, and ask that for now you hear my words and do not retaliate in anger.
"

While speaking these words, I look him over, paying attention to his trident and how he's holding it.
Entering the Plane of Water, you attempt to speak underwater and fail, as liquid floods into your mouth. After some glub glub glubbing, you hear a voice which tears at your mind within your head.

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That's your answer.
#reiteration
8/40

Ocelot, fire upon the Healer, and go for fancy ricochet shots on another random 5 enemies.

The girl grabs the crimson scale from the chaos butterfly, and grasps her blade in two hands, slamming it down on the scale, circle strafing around the scale to go for a backstab. This makes complete sense and nothing you say can change that.

From there.... Crimson Scale++A metric fuckton of explosives. That is the alchemy she chooses to make. This is totally not a setup for another attack...
31k damage to the Crimson Scale. Crimson Scale shattered
+2 AG Morale
With no Crimson Scale, you can't alchemize with a Crimson Scale. Whoops.
39/40
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/ploco
#hah
18/40 get your head in the game

Injuriously sass the Healer. Weaponized sass. If the Healer's already dead this is now insulting the PG side in memory of them or whatever.
22k damage to the Healer. Healer done for.
+1 AG Morale
-1 PG Morale
#heh
29/40

[Attack Terror Wild Mike]

[...meh]
20k damage.
I fly through the void, and for once avoid anything interesting interrupting me. I find another Dragon Ball, though this one is too crusted over to see anything. He pulls out a hammerspace portal, and places the DragonBall in it.
6 Dragon Balls.
One more Dragon Ball Obtained
30/40

[Attack Terror Wild Mike]

[Bweh]
20k damage.
I run in and Falcon Punch the Godmodder in the crotch.
The Godmodder redirects your Falcon Punch into your crotch. Ouch.
Your fire also makes another Fire Elemental.

The Godmodder snaps her fingers, and the Deflection Totem, Revolver Ocelot, Auma, Grace Chicken and Securitron take 50k damage. P4 tries to patch up a Titanic Cow, but only restores 30k Hp this time. The Titanic Cows drive at Winkins, the Lunar Matriarch and Revolver Ocelot for 120k damage, the Monsterpigs try to take out the Clone Engineers, but one of them attacks the other for 60k damage. Terror Wild Mike wildly slaps at the Primal Guardian Spirit, dispelling them for the round. The Fire Elementals deal a collective 6k damage to one Guard Drone.
+1 PG Morale
-1 AG Morale

Elsewhere, the Researchers send in a Drone, with the new Research System, which is free to use by anyone. Just don't use all the points at once, other people might want to do stuff too. You can see what you can buy at The Facility here.

With the Researchers having left the Battlefield, everything seems a lot more bare. The Lunar Matriarch heals up Revolver Ocelot for 50k, Auma uses his newfound light powers to cancel out the Godmodder's action next round, The Grace Chicken scratches apart one of the Titanic Cows, causing them to drop their Motorcycle, which JOE takes and gives to the Primal Guardian Spirit. The Templars build a small castle, Securitron Grenades a Titanic Cow for 30k damage, and the Guard Drones finish it off. Ocelot goes BANG! BANG! BANG! on the Titanic Cow, his Motorcycle, the two Monsterpigs, Terror Wild Mike, and a Fire Elemental(reduced) for 20k each, regaining 10k Hp. Special Sam then gives a Special Slap to a Monsterpig for 12k damage.
-10 PG Morale
+6 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Finish off the rest of the Barnyard.
Destroy The Godmodder.
A T T A C K

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
PG MORALE: 48%
AG MORALE: 77%

[GM] The Godmodder. 55/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. Blinded!
[PG] P4. Is unhappy.
[PG][ELITE] Titanic Cow. 176,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 49,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Damage.
[PG] Monsterpig. 43,000/300,000 Hp.
[PG] Monsterpig. 90,000/300,000 Hp. 70% Chance to attack PG!
[PG][BOSS] Terror Wild Mike. 371,000/600,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[PG] Fire Elemental. 40,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC. x2
[PG] Fire Elemental. 35,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC.

[A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 8/12.
[A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Damage.

[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 80,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 5/10. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Damage.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 78,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. In Stasis!
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Lunar Matriarch. 43,000/450,000 Hp. Lunar Salvation: 4/5. To The Moon's Call: 4/8. Morale Made! [A] Repair Stone.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 240,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 270,000/320,000 Hp.

[AG-Winkins] Clone Engineer 17,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar Portal. Hp worth of Templars left: 78,000.
[AG-JOE] Minifort. 60,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Templars.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x3
[AG-JOE] Vintage FABBER Conduit. 10,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG-TOG] Securitron. 20,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Armorpierce 1. Regenerates 12k per round. Grenades: 1/2. Rockets: 3/5.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 49,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 115,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 1/7.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 120,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 2/2. Hasty Work: 2/3. X-Bubble: 2/5. EvoCombobulation: 2/8.
[AG-JOE] Drone. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 13/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 9/11.
[AG] Astrec. 8/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack. [A] Orange Lances. x5. Space Energy Charges: 13. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General. [A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scrying. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] The Fishery. [A] Death's Ankh. Draught Drunk, +10,000 ATK for 2 rounds, Vulnerable in same period.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 8/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack.
[AG] TOG. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. 20% Dodge Change. +20,000 Attack.

Everyone gets a +2. Expect an update on Friday.
 
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11/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

all entities continue doing what they're doing.
The Iron Godlem, having come face-to-face with P2, changes its message.
"What, did... did Shadow Sorcerer not mention me? The Emperor? The world's greatest wizard? The guy who killed him? No?"
The Iron Godlem, with its incredible durability and strength, grabs on to the Elemental Plane of Fire. Its hands interlock around the Axe in such a way that just pulling it free wouldn't be possible. You'd have to break the Godlem in some way to gain control of the Axe. Alas, good thing the Iron Godlem had something in its statblock against that somewhere.
I can't be assed to grab it right now, but its there.
Anyways, The Iron Godlem is wrestling for control over the Axe.

I provide Astrec with enough ICE-9 for our plans to succeed.
I keep my ICE-10 though.
 
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40/40 Reconstruction

Deploying Charge:

Far away from the current battlefield sits Science World. Once a beautiful place, it has suffered damage from P5's assault and the ravages of war. When Descendants come to town, as the saying goes, the dust settles and the town is gone. Or something like that; I've never been good at sayings.

Anyways, Science World. They've got their own repair efforts underway, but they're about to get some help.

A truly massive ship appears above Science World. Roughly spherical in shape, it has a diameter of 300 kilometers. Hundreds of hangar bays dot its surface. Inside sits a massive fabrication plant capable of converting energy to any form of raw matter required, along with the various foundries and refineries necessary to produce any other product. Outside of that are dozens of layers of defensive plating, energy shields, and an outer system of point defense and longer-range cannons. Visible on the outer hull, in letters a kilometer high, is its name: Reconstruction.

This is my greatest creation, my desire to repair the multiverse writ large. Despite the necessary defense arrays, it is no combat vessel. It follows me through each war I fight, coming to former battlefields and undoing the damage the war has wrought. It begins to do so for Science World, as thousands of drones spill out of the hangar bays and head toward the surface.

The drones land and analyze the damage before beginning repairs. Every so often, pods containing necessary materials deploy from the ship above; the work does not cease. The process of repair goes on for some weeks, and when it is completed, Science World has a much improved defense network, and facilities that take advantage of the best I have seen throughout the multiverse.

Its work complete, the Reconstruction presses on.
[OOC NOTE: Don't have this show up on the battlefield; this is my flavortext charge. I'll ask you before I try to use it in the game proper.]
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Meanwhile, in Poseidon's domain, I sigh.

"Wish we could have done this the easy way. And for the record, I'm sorry about what's about to happen."

I then activate a Waterproof Disco Drone, which commences to put on a massive lightshow throughout the water surrounding Poseidon, taking extra care to send lasers at his eyes with great frequency. This should give my compatriots the space they need to act.
 
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21/40 (+2 gdama)

/placeholder (except it's an actual attack oh wow that's hilarious) beating the Godmodder over the head with all these unused placeholder post texts and hashtags, newspaper-bap style

If it's not over there already because I don't think I kept holding it, I leave the Captcharoid Camera that I made earlier by the Alchemiter so players can use it to avoid another <0> incident. Remember kids, images instead of making the mats saves byproduct energy use! Just avoid weeping angels and other image-to-thing.
 
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I fly over to collect another Super Dragon Ball, and upon finding it, I put both it, and myself, into one of my demiplanes.
7 Dragon Balls Collected.
 
4/40 +2 = 3.
place
ScientisDoc (by dcccv)
so, it looks like it hasn't updated yet, but the way it works is predictable. it makes 4 WP/round, and used 3 on a drone, so 6+1 7 RP as of exactly now. then, I spend 3C on RP, raising RP to 8. then, 8 points are expended on the clone facility (aron specialty)
meanwhile, I talk with the templars some more, and ask if they can send along Templar Guy, except I call him by his actual name, which I definitely know in character. Templar Guy is as good as nogatu, but he's not a nogatu, which makes him infinitely better as far as everything but killyffying. Also, he can't be killed because he definitely exists in the future... I think.

Templars continue building, special sam uses regemeration, their miners check what the ground is made of,the Vintage conduit gives the fort some GC, and the drones attack ummmm terrorwildmike. PGS coils around the fort and will blazing charge anyone who attacks it, unless its just one person, in which case it instead uses Lunge, since it's cheaper.
 
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Skyshatter 1/40

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Astrec asks the GM a desc of the Ankh
Astrec saves a copy of Voidsteel to a USB drive, then tosses the steel to ME. He then tosses Summoner's Stave to them too, then dances over the portal.
Astrec channels all of his damage buffs.... SLASHSLASHSLASHSLASH. He slashes the PGs with the Clear Thought, then switches to the next part. A giant attack is launched against the PG side as Astrec transforms the Swissarmyknifemodder into a giant bazooka chain gun, tapes all his artifacts to it, and targets the Monsterpig, blasting a huge volley of explosives at the Pig. If he has any attack left, and/or the Pig is killed, he targets the PGs with the lowest health, and if he kills them, moves onto the ones with higher health remaining.
Astrec gulps down a couple of healing potions.
If I have any available actions left that using won't cancel my following attacks, I use them to harness the damage buffs of the Discount Elemental Alchemies wait retttcooonnnnnn- huh what Discount Elemental Alchemies? I only see some Piono™ Merchandise, namely a copy of Ircucvci, albeit a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very less powerful version of the original. It still has a bit of power though.
Astrec readies his weapons. Let's do this.

He raises his hand, and hundreds of portals to the Plane of Water appear, forming a huge sphere. Then, he rummages through his pack, and tosses something into the air. It duplicates, a copy going through each portal. Said thing is ICE-9. Back in the plane of water, a giant sphere of ICE-9 bursts in, and promptly spreads towards the god of water. It also spreads outward too, at a bit of a slower speed, as to give some innocent bystanders time to escape the heck out. Then, Astrec himself spins in, seemingly unhindered by the water.
ASTREC: Let's begin what I like to call Astrec Uses his Alchemies and also he has 16 of them so um yeah.
ASTREC: totally not the one who named that no sir

He cartwheels forward, and yanks out the Swissarmyknifemodder and the Fishery. The knifemodder equips itself in godarm form, and grips the Fishery. He then leaps forward, and launches twenty lines from the fishery, while the Knifemodder transforms into a Astretech(tm) Brand Spyril, which jets Astrec forward. He maneuvers the fishery's hooks with the telekinesis from Death's Ankh, hooking the God's Trident.
ASTREC: And we've got a bite. Time to reel it in!
Now, guess what potion (well one of many) I used for Descended's Draught? SUPERSPEED BABY. Astrec uses the speed to reel in the Trident at ungodly speeds, ripping it from the God's hand. He leaps up, gripping the Trident, then whips around, firing a gun loaded with ICE-9 everywhere.
ASTREC: Yeehaw.
...the portals from earlier proceed to each dump out three tons of primed concentrated Voidic Grenades, which detonate as Astrec flips backward through the water, shields being generated.
ASTREC: Come on...
ASTREC: Also, Karp. That ICE-10 you mentioned? I need some. That ICE-9 is going to consume us both at this point, no matter how much damage it does to Cthulu. Can it be made into say, a shield?
 
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12+2/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

"Maybe that drow-looking sorcerer can tell you more about me... when you meet up with him in hell! (or the abyss, or the grey waste, or gehenna, or maybe just somewhere in the astral plane. I don't know)."
Scrying through the Godlem, I cast a spell to create a portal. One end is approximately near enough to the God of the Plane of Water.
The other is right in front of P2's face.
The chaos is purely magical.
 
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3/40 (claiming +2)
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While all this is going on, I deploy a dozen Harpoon Drones to harpoon Poseidon on his arms, body, legs/tail, and then immobilize him using the harpoons. I myself use more of a grapple hook device to grab his trident, and start reeling it in.
 
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22/40 he's already HALFWAY THERE halfway there halfway there​

Unsnop the Lunar Matriarch, with the power of a persistent joke order to invalidate Thanos by reviving an omnipotent one and showing them the real way to rule with power anti-jpegging reintegrations. Enduring Survival Trick. This grants a one-time revive-to-low-HP on-death and/or survive-lethal-damage-at-low-HP effect, preferably triggering at end of turn or end of attack but if it has to trigger on the spot to work/for balance that's fine too. Might as well save against instant kills. It will probably be low enough it'll only last one more hit against anything serious, maybe even a just a low-thousands or single HP survival, but that might be enough time for a recovery move or emergency heal.

Someone help them.
 
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I proceed to pull out of my various inter dimensional pockets, the other six Dragon Balls. They all begin to glow as they are close to each other. All of thhem are back to normal size now.
I then say, in the Divine Language of the Gods of this Shenron's home universe "Come forth, Dragon of the Gods, and grant my wish pretty peas!"
I am aware that the summoning request is undignified. Leave me alone. A Golden Dragon of insane size, literally dwarfing galaxies, (which is half the reason why I summoned him in a demiplane. The level of possible abuse was the other.) appears in front of me. He then asks me, "STATE YOUR WISH" in the same tongue.
And I finally cease being vague about what I am doing. I say, in the Divine Language "I am incapable of growing strong enough, powerful enough, versatile enough, to do what is right as of right now. The wish I ask of you, Oh Dragon of the Gods, is to give me every ability ever existent in any version of the Universe you came from, and all of the potential inherent in those abilities. Every variation, every timeline, I wish to be able to utilize all the capacities of everyone born in any of the twelve universes that make up Dragon Ball, the series I watched much as a child on my own homeworld. this request I ask of you, oh mighty Dragon of the Gods."
He then stays still, before saying, remaining in the Divine Language, "YOUR WISH, HAS BEEN GRANTED."
The Dragon Balls disperse back into their home dimension, and are unusable for a year, as that is how those things work.
I don't feel much different, but then I attempt to form a small energy blast in my hand. It works. I am now ready to get to my real prep work.
 
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33/40

[Attack Wild Mike who happens to be a Terror]
Imagine this being said in a very cheerful tone.
[Am ok? No, am not.]
 
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13/40

Sahrahalahsa... ashalahshl... Ocelot, shoot at the same things you just did.

The girl slashes the tires of the bike which the Titanic Cow happens to be riding on, in order to more properly fight it. By murdering it's sweet ride.
 

/reactionnull

Krill, is something troubling you?
Yeah, that's a bit worrying to hear. ((We're here to talk if you need it.))
 
34/40

[Attack Terrorified Wild Mike]
Imagine this being said in a very dreadful tone.
[On the Whims of a Whimsical Whimsy]
 
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As I roll away from the godmodder and try to recover from the pain in my groin, I lob a fire grenade at one of the two pig men
 
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