paradoxdragon
Fandom Imagineer
- Location
- The Omniverse
19/40
I go grab a motorcycle
I go grab a motorcycle
- Location
- Sea of Fragments
/chatnull
Hey, Godmodder. While we're at this whole grand war thing, what're the names you want put in the history books for your country, your team, and you once this part's all over?
Calling your forces 'the godmodder's empire' to no end will always feel a bit pronoun-y to some.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey, Godmodder. While we're at this whole grand war thing, what're the names you want put in the history books for your country, your team, and you once this part's all over?
Calling your forces 'the godmodder's empire' to no end will always feel a bit pronoun-y to some.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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paradoxdragon
Fandom Imagineer
- Location
- The Omniverse
15/40
(+5CP)I alchemise Motorcycle||SPEED IS KEY&&Jet boosters||Invisibility Cloak&&Camoflague Paint||Dodgeball&&Self-Regenerating Metal&&White Mana||Zero-point Energy Generators,if the product is a better dodging Artefact,I use it
(+5CP)I alchemise Motorcycle||SPEED IS KEY&&Jet boosters||Invisibility Cloak&&Camoflague Paint||Dodgeball&&Self-Regenerating Metal&&White Mana||Zero-point Energy Generators,if the product is a better dodging Artefact,I use it
Round 36: Dagon
- Location
- West Coast
"i am a creature of heat and evaporation stronger than any other"
Entities ordered, Artifacts relocated. Now, let's see, scanning Dagon....
Dagon
ATK: 500,000 +250,000
Special Abilities: State Change. Dagon can form into any of the three standard states of matter: Gas for mobility, Solid for defense, and Liquid for attack.
Classification: Water Elemental, Primeval
Historical records of Dagon's existence date back to the founding of Nihil Magna. Many have attempted to challenge him. Fewer have lived to tell the tale. Scholars believe Dagon to have many forms and names, many of which are unknown. Reports from survivors of Dagon suggest that he exists in more than three dimensions.
In addition to his immense control over his physical form, Dagon possesses telepathic abilities, which have only been observed on two separate occasions.
#hohum
The Second Praetorian
HP: ????
ATK: ??? +150,000
Classification: Fire Elemental, subtype unknown
NO EXISTING INFORMATION, CROSS-REFERENCING IMAGES FROM DATABASE.....
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Strange, that's never happened before.
"hold back and do not engage"
P2's presence and order nullifies your attempt to decrease PG Morale.
20k damage to Wild Mike.
Okay, since you don't know what is going on with the rest of the battlefield, your allies have just caused the Elemental Lord of Water to make an appearance. You should come here. Right now.
Dagon does not respond. He is not of the sort to interact with other people. You convert one of the Motorcycles into a motormotorspinningcycle, and put it on the Binding Stone. It now has a Dodge Chance. Freaking Incredible.
You strike Dagon for 45k damage, and create a Greek Fire Elemental.
Again, I am going to warn you not to use fire, especially considering the current ruler of the Elemental Plane of Fire is less than a hundred meters away from you.
Though he dodges the majority of the lighting, your attack still connects for 51k damage!
20k damage.36/40
[Attack Mild Wike's distant cousin, Wild Mike]
[I swear the Elemental Landmark would've been better off as an Artifact instead of the disappointment that it turned out to be.
Or maybe, everything would've been better(for me) if I had just been allowed to slowly but surely make "Landmarks" out of every Elements in this universe. Would've been able to at least summon it AFTER the AG entity purge and it would've been cooler too.
Same Joe, same.]
Lunar Authority Wand created.
Your missile attempts to grab a Fire Elemental, only for P2 to carve it in half with his axe.
"no you will not involve my people in this"
30k healing to the binding Stone! Entities ordered.
Voidsteel Zweihander created, Healing Staff Grabbed.
As MechaEnthusiast has the staff, you cannot have the staff. Such is life. 25k healing to the Lunar Matriarch.
While everyone else is fighting, you begin training.
As Dagon is currently a Mist-creature, he doesn't seem to mind the salt that much. Still, he's eyeing you.
This can't be good.
Lunar Authority Wand upgraded.
There are no motorcycles left.
"We are the PEOPLE."
You now make your own, improved Motorhog!!
The Godmodder chooses to delete a Guard Drone, while P4 applies some quick healing to P2, while muttering a few words of encouragement to Wild Mike, healing the two for 20k each. P2 and P5 stand down, and watch as the spectacle that is Poseidon unfold. Now, the Monsterpig defects and joins our side, something that hasn't happened in a while. Wild Mike barrels towards the Lunar Matriarch, and despite the efforts of many, she finally goes down. Oh dear. What happens next is honestly kinda underwhelming: They just go burninate a drone for 48k damage.
+5 PG Morale
-6 AG Morale
The cloud of sentient water holding a Trident that is Dagon moves over to where TOG and Auma are standing, and impales them. This kills TOG, and deals 100k damage to Auma. Tendrils snake out from approximately where Dagon's face is, each seeking a target. Three of them pierce Astrec, Karpinsky and Leather Jacket Guy, causing the first of them to go down as well, while another three latch onto dropped artifacts on the field: Re Orbis, the Clear Thought, and the Lunar Authority Wand, the latter of which makes him go through a magical girl transformation which I will not go into detail about. They? then regenerate some Hp.
I'm pretty sure that this is a bad thing to happen.
-20 AG Morale.
With Wild Mike down, the Primal Guardian Spirit chooses to idle this round. Auma attempts to pull the wool over Dagon's eyes, but it turns out he's immune to illusions. With this known, Auma decides to blast him for 50k damage instead. The Grace Chicken dispatches a Fire Elemental. The Templars work on their base, building it up a bit. Securitron tosses grenades at Wild Mike, and blows him apart, dealing 1 damage to the Godmodder. The Guard Drones deal a collective 35k damage to one Fire Elemental. Revolver Ocelet spans each Fire Elemental with a further 5k damage each, regaining 6k Hp. Special Sam adds spikes to the Templar base, causing it to deal damage to those who attack it.
-15 PG Morale
+10 AG Morale
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information
ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [ERR]
FIELD EFFECT: Dimensional Shift: Gas. Entities with Dodge gain 10% Dodge.
PG MORALE: 29%
AG MORALE: 63%
[GM] The Godmodder. 54/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. Blinded!
[PG] P2. 51/80 Hp. 10 AC. 10% Dodge. Counters Attacks. [A] The Axe. +150,000 Attack Boost. Burns targets. Absolute Control Over Fire.
[PG] P4. Slightly happier.
[PG] P5. 32/50 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[PG] Fire Elemental. 35,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC. x3
[PG] Fire Elemental. 30,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC.
[PG] Greek Fire Elemental. 55,000/60,000 Hp. 3 AC.
[N][BOSS] "Dagon". 744,000/900,000 Hp. State: Gaseous. 30% Dodge. [A] The Trident. +250,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Water. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack. [A] Lunar Authority Wand. 4 AC. 20,000 Regen per round. Angered.
[A] Repair Stone.
[A] Orange Lances. x5. Space Energy Charges: 13.
[A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[A] Thief's Grasp.
[A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses.
[A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scrying.
[A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack.
[A] The Fishery. +15,000 Attack.
[A] Death's Ankh.
[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 7/10. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 133,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. In Stasis! [A] Motormotorspinningcycle: 30,000/30,000 Hp. 25% Dodge.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 108,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 170,000/320,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar Portal. Hp worth of Templars left: 28,000.
[AG-JOE] Advanced Templar. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Minifort. 70,000/70,000 Hp. 2 GC. Spikes attackers for 10,000 Damage! Bodyguarding Templars.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x3
[AG-JOE] Vintage FABBER Conduit. 10,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG-TOG] Securitron. 44,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Armorpierce 1. Regenerates 12k per round. Grenades: 1/2. Rockets: 5/5. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. 20% Dodge Chance. +20,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 49,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 180,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 3/3. Revolver Roulette: 3/7.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 120,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 2/2. Hasty Work: 1/3. X-Bubble: 4/5. EvoCombobulation: 4/8. Regens 5,000!
[AG-JOE] Drone. 12,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG] Monsterpig. 165,000/300,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG] ParadoxDragon 13/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 8/11. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 8/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 8/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack.
[AG] Karpinsky. 10/20 Hp. [A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG] Leather Jacket Guy. 10/20 Hp.
Everyone gets a +3.
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- Location
- Canada
17+3/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: home plane
Ishmael: home plane
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
respawn post. Will be finished at some point, I guess.
I claim the Monsterpig for my own and order him to attack a fire elemental.
Auma channels immense amounts of pure knowledge into Dagon using IPRC's light powers, flooding Dagon's mind. This cancels the effects of Clear Thought.
The Securitron opens fire on the fire elementals with his rockets, and then shoots one with the synchronicity rifle. Yay armor penetration.
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- Location
- A Random Dimension in the Infinite Multiverse
I recognize the current threat, one posed to both sides, but as I am now I doubt my capacity to sufficiently alter the tides of the fight. I can spare one turn in the chamber before I figure I cannot help either way. I therefore begin training as if my life depends on it. Among the properties I have given this chamber, one is that it nullifies the, as I have heard it named, Hezecrusher effect, upon those within it while training. I therefore have also given it an entire set of most of the cast of Dragon Ball to train with. I am not going to stay for longer than a turn, so I have a year in the chamber to train.
- Location
- Sea of Fragments
4/40 We Tried (+3 gdama)
[UNFATHOMABLE SCREAMING VAGUELY REMINISCIENT OF A FANGIRL SQUEE]
[expression of pain]
all according to keikaku
Let's make things worse!
Please don't.
Too bad.Use P2 as a ranged weapon to fire the OP scale into No! Well GEEZ Altrin if youSHUT UP.asdfghjkl Quick, grab the OP scale and use it like a gun against Dagon! If it's out of ammo, we'll just have to pistol-whip Dagon for magical girl show villain justice!
What kind of justice is THAT!? The really silly kind! I think I'm going to be cosmic.
...Also, if you successfully created a Hezecrusher-Null we really need to keep the PEOPLE and her Godmodderiness out of that room. She'll just summon the Suggsverse or something and xeeleestomp us all. Even if the laws of reality are feeling nice she could still summon like, Willard H. Wright or whatever and start oneshotting us with mystery rules.
[UNFATHOMABLE SCREAMING VAGUELY REMINISCIENT OF A FANGIRL SQUEE]
[expression of pain]
all according to keikaku
Let's make things worse!
Please don't.
Too bad.
What kind of justice is THAT!? The really silly kind! I think I'm going to be cosmic.
...Also, if you successfully created a Hezecrusher-Null we really need to keep the PEOPLE and her Godmodderiness out of that room. She'll just summon the Suggsverse or something and xeeleestomp us all. Even if the laws of reality are feeling nice she could still summon like, Willard H. Wright or whatever and start oneshotting us with mystery rules.
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- Location
- Not at home
40/40
[Use 40 Charges to summon Basic Bob]
[Basic Bob stats:]
[HP: 400,000]
[Attack: 80,000]
[Charge up Action-Charge Attack(1)]
[Hi everyone I brought a new friend! His name is Basic Bob. He's basic! Also haha everyone's dying! Also I don't wanna attack Dagon or any of the P guys haha.]
[Use 40 Charges to summon Basic Bob]
[Basic Bob stats:]
[HP: 400,000]
[Attack: 80,000]
[Charge up Action-Charge Attack(1)]
[Hi everyone I brought a new friend! His name is Basic Bob. He's basic! Also haha everyone's dying! Also I don't wanna attack Dagon or any of the P guys haha.]
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paradoxdragon
Fandom Imagineer
- Location
- The Omniverse
19/40
I attempt to hit Dagon with a Charcoal-based Dehumidifier
I attempt to hit Dagon with a Charcoal-based Dehumidifier
- Location
- 1
10/40 +3 GM
I immediately grab the repair stone and orange lances. if this does not take an action, I use the Repair Stone to [repair stone], that is, heal the binding stone. In fact, I add it to the motormotorspinningcycle, so the Binding Stone is always getting repaired by the repair stone. if I can grab all the artifacts I want (doubt it) then I also get the swissarmyknifemodder(give to the PGS) and thiefs grasp (keep for now)
The Primal Guardian Spirit continues to act as before IE: attack anyone who attacks my forces, be completely incapable of attacking anyone else.
Templars continue working on the minifort like last turn, vintage conduit adds more GC if possible, The miners grab any artifacts that are available at the end of the turn, drones attack whoever But definitely not Dagon. or a fire elemental. So really, they attack anyone who the Godmodder summons for the purpose of our entity battle, and not for this.
researchers idle again to get to 8 RP.
I immediately grab the repair stone and orange lances. if this does not take an action, I use the Repair Stone to [repair stone], that is, heal the binding stone. In fact, I add it to the motormotorspinningcycle, so the Binding Stone is always getting repaired by the repair stone. if I can grab all the artifacts I want (doubt it) then I also get the swissarmyknifemodder(give to the PGS) and thiefs grasp (keep for now)
The Primal Guardian Spirit continues to act as before IE: attack anyone who attacks my forces, be completely incapable of attacking anyone else.
Templars continue working on the minifort like last turn, vintage conduit adds more GC if possible, The miners grab any artifacts that are available at the end of the turn, drones attack whoever But definitely not Dagon. or a fire elemental. So really, they attack anyone who the Godmodder summons for the purpose of our entity battle, and not for this.
researchers idle again to get to 8 RP.
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- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
9/40 (claiming +3)
~~~~~~~
The Innovator comes online once again.
I press a few buttons on it and its barrel changes once again, growing shorter and thicker, until it's more of a handheld mortar than anything else.
When I pull the trigger, it fires half a dozen crumbler rounds at Dagon. Crumbler rounds are a rather ingenious bit of ammunition I picked up from an avaricious coworker. I'm hazy on how exactly they work once they go off, but the end result is a missing patch of matter. In this case, that matter used to belong to Dagon.
~~~~~~~
The Innovator comes online once again.
I press a few buttons on it and its barrel changes once again, growing shorter and thicker, until it's more of a handheld mortar than anything else.
When I pull the trigger, it fires half a dozen crumbler rounds at Dagon. Crumbler rounds are a rather ingenious bit of ammunition I picked up from an avaricious coworker. I'm hazy on how exactly they work once they go off, but the end result is a missing patch of matter. In this case, that matter used to belong to Dagon.
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- Location
- Canada
21/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: home plane
Ishmael: home plane
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Whatever avatar I'm using to play right now grabs the orange lances and uses them to bend space in such a way that the fire elementals occupy the same space as Dagon does. This either starts evaporating him, or killing them.
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- Location
- 1
11/40
If it took an action to get the artifacts but i got all of them, I do the repair stone repairing stone thing. if it did not, but I could only grab some of them, I grab the rest. if it took an action and I only got some, I get the rest now.
If it was free and this is free, I create an orb of heal and offer it to Dagon as tribute. Or something.
If it took an action to get the artifacts but i got all of them, I do the repair stone repairing stone thing. if it did not, but I could only grab some of them, I grab the rest. if it took an action and I only got some, I get the rest now.
If it was free and this is free, I create an orb of heal and offer it to Dagon as tribute. Or something.
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paradoxdragon
Fandom Imagineer
- Location
- The Omniverse
i use the Shadowscythe and a smattering of Green Mana to heal up the Auma
20/40
20/40
- Location
- Sea of Fragments
5/40 Elec Boost (Using)
Use psychic powers and 5 charge to electrocute Dagon with a whole burst of funky lightning electricity stuff! Electricity electrolyses water, which should convert parts of him into hydrogen and oxygen gas and thus de-waterify the vapor for damage. Ugh, at this rate it'll take forever to split from the Ned. Why'd he go and trick us into wasting so much charge on- Oh. Of course. That trickery. Of COURSE. Now, how am I doing this?
Body control momentarily established. Pose, right hand splayed over face, left arm dramatically gesturing behind me: I'd take a mask off or push up glasses but I'm not wearing those right now so oh well. The shimmering light of a cosmos-form emerges, the cosmic mist of the Ame-no-minaka-nushi coming forth with golden armor over the framework of that Higsby spirit of man, having taken for a moment the body of Grimoire of Alice already preparing a ball of electrical energies in its hands, being shaped like a plasma snowball of ridiculousness. Psychic power and processed charge turns into more and more electricity, concentrated into this bizarre ball and targeting guidance to its foe: Dagon-Poseidon-whatever-its-name-may-be, Lord of Water.
Persona! Electric Boost: Ziodyne!
Hands of stand-Persona shove forward; spell release. I relax, drop my hands, and laugh, as my stand returns to my body and I call it done for the moment too. The ball of lightning speeds toward Dagon, expanding into an actual stream of burning-bright energy trail spears, tracking hopefully enough to localize the offending mist among the rest of the mists in the area. When it reaches as close as it can be certain, it detonates like a marital argument between Zeus and Hera about how to smite someone: that is, with lots of lightning. Bolts of the stuff erupt, a veritable rainbow of electron transfer crackling branches in every direction all over the target, leaving not a piece of nearby mist un-electrolysed in bursts of oxygen and hydrogen gases like we're trying to fix the ozone layer or something.
Be wounded, great beast of the waters. Return or perish, facing our wrath.
Use psychic powers and 5 charge to electrocute Dagon with a whole burst of funky lightning electricity stuff! Electricity electrolyses water, which should convert parts of him into hydrogen and oxygen gas and thus de-waterify the vapor for damage. Ugh, at this rate it'll take forever to split from the Ned. Why'd he go and trick us into wasting so much charge on- Oh. Of course. That trickery. Of COURSE. Now, how am I doing this?
Body control momentarily established. Pose, right hand splayed over face, left arm dramatically gesturing behind me: I'd take a mask off or push up glasses but I'm not wearing those right now so oh well. The shimmering light of a cosmos-form emerges, the cosmic mist of the Ame-no-minaka-nushi coming forth with golden armor over the framework of that Higsby spirit of man, having taken for a moment the body of Grimoire of Alice already preparing a ball of electrical energies in its hands, being shaped like a plasma snowball of ridiculousness. Psychic power and processed charge turns into more and more electricity, concentrated into this bizarre ball and targeting guidance to its foe: Dagon-Poseidon-whatever-its-name-may-be, Lord of Water.
Persona! Electric Boost: Ziodyne!
Hands of stand-Persona shove forward; spell release. I relax, drop my hands, and laugh, as my stand returns to my body and I call it done for the moment too. The ball of lightning speeds toward Dagon, expanding into an actual stream of burning-bright energy trail spears, tracking hopefully enough to localize the offending mist among the rest of the mists in the area. When it reaches as close as it can be certain, it detonates like a marital argument between Zeus and Hera about how to smite someone: that is, with lots of lightning. Bolts of the stuff erupt, a veritable rainbow of electron transfer crackling branches in every direction all over the target, leaving not a piece of nearby mist un-electrolysed in bursts of oxygen and hydrogen gases like we're trying to fix the ozone layer or something.
Be wounded, great beast of the waters. Return or perish, facing our wrath.
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FlamingFlapjacks
Descendant, also Lord of Antarctica
- Location
- Wherever things are flammable
6/40
SHITSHITSHIT
Astrec respawns, and if he can, runs and grabs as much of his stuff as possible. Then if JOE has his stuff, he yells at him to give it back.
ASTREC: JOE! GIVE THAT BACK! That's mine! Blegh. JOE, at this point you're a [N]. No-one likes [N]s.
SHITSHITSHIT
Astrec respawns, and if he can, runs and grabs as much of his stuff as possible. Then if JOE has his stuff, he yells at him to give it back.
ASTREC: JOE! GIVE THAT BACK! That's mine! Blegh. JOE, at this point you're a [N]. No-one likes [N]s.
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- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
34/40 THUNDERSTRUCK
It was only a bit of salt *grumble* *grumble*. But ha! He thought I use artifacts. Who does he think I am, Captain Magic Man? Well, he has given me no choice anyways. He needs to freeze, and there's only one song that really, really takes the cake on that. (I'm not going to enjoy this.)
Swallowing his pride, LJG stands on the platform and simply pulls a microphone (Voice Projection Instrument) out of his guitar case. He stands there for a few more seconds, really hoping to not have to do this.
Well, this is it.
And so, he begins to sing. He uses a high pitched, almost irritating voice, as opposed to his usual manly voice. The humiliation runs all the way from his face to his out of style dance moves. And, finally, this is what he sings.
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
There... That should be enough. Someone, knock me unconscious so I get amnesia or something. Poseidon'd better be feeling chilly.
LJG throws the microphone away, rejecting everything he just did. (Does a personal morale decrease increase hit chance?)
It was only a bit of salt *grumble* *grumble*. But ha! He thought I use artifacts. Who does he think I am, Captain Magic Man? Well, he has given me no choice anyways. He needs to freeze, and there's only one song that really, really takes the cake on that. (I'm not going to enjoy this.)
Swallowing his pride, LJG stands on the platform and simply pulls a microphone (Voice Projection Instrument) out of his guitar case. He stands there for a few more seconds, really hoping to not have to do this.
Well, this is it.
And so, he begins to sing. He uses a high pitched, almost irritating voice, as opposed to his usual manly voice. The humiliation runs all the way from his face to his out of style dance moves. And, finally, this is what he sings.
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
There... That should be enough. Someone, knock me unconscious so I get amnesia or something. Poseidon'd better be feeling chilly.
LJG throws the microphone away, rejecting everything he just did. (Does a personal morale decrease increase hit chance?)
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
Let it go (go, go, go go, go go, go go, go, go, go go)
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the past
Let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm rage on
(You're not getting a video)
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
Let it go (go, go, go go, go go, go go, go, go, go go)
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the past
Let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm rage on
(You're not getting a video)
- Location
- The internet
18/40
Ocelot... reloads.
The girl goes ahead and steals the Thieves Grasp while she's at it, giggling at the irony of it.
Ocelot... reloads.
The girl goes ahead and steals the Thieves Grasp while she's at it, giggling at the irony of it.
- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
35/40 THUNDERSTRUCK
What do I have for water prevention? LJG starts searching through his guitar case. Let's see... There's not much... Ah, here's something.
LJG climatically, with no irony at all, pulls out an umbrella (Water Protection Instrument). He holds it in the most inconvenient way possible, which would be like he's holding a sword. He points it at Poseidon and jumps down from his platform onto... What is everyone standing on? Is the barn still intact? (Actually curious). At any rate, he jumps down so that he is level with Poseidon. He continues to point it at Poseidon, like it's actually doing something. He then declares,
Poseidon, I challenge you to a... to a... Fencing Match. Sure. I say we use whatever we have on us currently. I don't think we need fancy shmancy fencing gear. You use your really big, dangerous trident, and I, I get to use my umbrella. That sounds fair. Now, what to fight for... I got it. If I win, you attack one thing of my choice, and if you win, I attack one thing of your choice. Since we have both taken some (I'll give you credit here) massive blows, I think that's fair. Okay? Here, I've got a contract (Legal Instrument) for each of us to sign.
LJG pulls out a eight inch by twelve inch piece of paper that business people call a contract. It has a lot of normal rules and stuff for a fencing match and the terms that "they" had agreed to. He also hands a pen (Writing Instrument) to Poseidon and waits for him to sign it.
So, I'm thinking we start next round, unless you kill me this turn. Then, we start the round after. I know you don't know what I'm yammering about, but it's important to mention.
What do I have for water prevention? LJG starts searching through his guitar case. Let's see... There's not much... Ah, here's something.
LJG climatically, with no irony at all, pulls out an umbrella (Water Protection Instrument). He holds it in the most inconvenient way possible, which would be like he's holding a sword. He points it at Poseidon and jumps down from his platform onto... What is everyone standing on? Is the barn still intact? (Actually curious). At any rate, he jumps down so that he is level with Poseidon. He continues to point it at Poseidon, like it's actually doing something. He then declares,
Poseidon, I challenge you to a... to a... Fencing Match. Sure. I say we use whatever we have on us currently. I don't think we need fancy shmancy fencing gear. You use your really big, dangerous trident, and I, I get to use my umbrella. That sounds fair. Now, what to fight for... I got it. If I win, you attack one thing of my choice, and if you win, I attack one thing of your choice. Since we have both taken some (I'll give you credit here) massive blows, I think that's fair. Okay? Here, I've got a contract (Legal Instrument) for each of us to sign.
LJG pulls out a eight inch by twelve inch piece of paper that business people call a contract. It has a lot of normal rules and stuff for a fencing match and the terms that "they" had agreed to. He also hands a pen (Writing Instrument) to Poseidon and waits for him to sign it.
So, I'm thinking we start next round, unless you kill me this turn. Then, we start the round after. I know you don't know what I'm yammering about, but it's important to mention.
- Location
- A Random Dimension in the Infinite Multiverse
I am still training to defeat the current threat. It has been six months. I should give the P2 and the Arbiter an update.
"I have trained for six months. I have no way to know much of what has happened out there. What is it looking like my friend. I have a question. If I hit you with a fire attack, would it heal you? I need to know in case you are injured when I return, as I think that your assistance will be beneficial in this fight, even if I did not consider you a friend. I have an idea for how to hit this guy. It involves Freezing him, keeping him steady, and then you hitting him with full force. Sound good?"
I have a feeling I should relay my current progress to you. I have reached five times earth's standard gravity, I have trained with every master below King Kai in strength thus far, and I am prepared to return next round. I don't know how much stronger I will be, but it has to be enough. I send this song to everyone. If you would be so kind as to play it to them for me. I train to it as you read this.
"I have trained for six months. I have no way to know much of what has happened out there. What is it looking like my friend. I have a question. If I hit you with a fire attack, would it heal you? I need to know in case you are injured when I return, as I think that your assistance will be beneficial in this fight, even if I did not consider you a friend. I have an idea for how to hit this guy. It involves Freezing him, keeping him steady, and then you hitting him with full force. Sound good?"
I have a feeling I should relay my current progress to you. I have reached five times earth's standard gravity, I have trained with every master below King Kai in strength thus far, and I am prepared to return next round. I don't know how much stronger I will be, but it has to be enough. I send this song to everyone. If you would be so kind as to play it to them for me. I train to it as you read this.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
10/40
~~~~~~
I pull out an MP3 player, and start playing a song. It's a catchy song, so I want the whole battlefield to be able to hear it.
A massive set of speakers drops down onto the battlefield. My MP3 player syncs up with them, and they start playing the song.
Yes, it's catchy. So catchy that you might catch yourself dancing along, if you're not focused. But the real power of it is this:
This song is at the perfect resonance to disrupt Dagon's gaseous integrity. Simply put, he's going to lose a fair bit of mass until he can pull himself together, or until the song ends. Whichever comes first.
BOOM
Or the speakers could overload. That works too.
~~~~~~
I pull out an MP3 player, and start playing a song. It's a catchy song, so I want the whole battlefield to be able to hear it.
A massive set of speakers drops down onto the battlefield. My MP3 player syncs up with them, and they start playing the song.
Yes, it's catchy. So catchy that you might catch yourself dancing along, if you're not focused. But the real power of it is this:
This song is at the perfect resonance to disrupt Dagon's gaseous integrity. Simply put, he's going to lose a fair bit of mass until he can pull himself together, or until the song ends. Whichever comes first.
BOOM
Or the speakers could overload. That works too.
Round 37: Neptune
- Location
- West Coast
NOTICE: Maximum charge cap has now been increased from 40 to 50!
Entities Ordered.
Be respectful to JOE, he's keeping your dropped artifacts out of the hands of other people.
"i believe what happens when someone uses fire against me is obvious"
That's good to hear.
In addition, you create another Fire Elemental from your explosion.
The Godmodder and her Praetors converse with each other out of my earshot, and come up with a plan. Joining hands, they summon three Voidlions. P2 then directs his small assembled force of Fire Elementals to attack the fort, and they break through the fort, destroying the Vintage FABBER conduit. Some of them also take fortspike damage in the process.
+5 PG Morale
-2 AG Morale
Neptune, now in solid ice form resumes his assault on his would-be assailants. Water flows from Karpinsky, as he is forcibly desiccated into a fine powder. He then flings shards of Ice-9 at Securitron, ParadoxdragonPaci, Nedben, and Auma for 55k (11 damage). He then swipes a tendril holding Clear Thought at Leather Jacket Guy, dealing 4 damage, and damaging his sanity. Finally, he also picks up the Fishery and regenerates.
-18 AG Morale
The Primal Guardian Spirit uses Blazing Charge on three Fire Elementals, damaging them for 20k. Auma successfully enters the mind of Neptune, to shut down it's swordplay abilities for 50k damage, but is also driven insane in the process. The Grace Chicekn rakes it's claws across a Voidlion for 100k damage, and the Templars attack the Fire Elementals. The main group of templars sucessfully takes out one Elemental, while the Advanced Templar tangoes with the Greek Fire Elemental, dealing 35k damage to it. Secutitron Aims it's rockets, and fires on The Greek fire Elemental for 20k damage, striking the two Voidlions as well. It than also shoots another Fire Elemental.. The Guard Drones attack the Fire Elementals as well, but they aren't able to get past their new and improved armour to do much. Revolver Ocelto does a cool Reload, Special Sam uses Regemerate, and the Monsterpig eliminates a Fire Elemental.
+4 AG Morale
-3 PG Morale
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information
ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [ERR]
FIELD EFFECT: Dimensional Shift: Solid. Entities with AC gain 1 point.
PG MORALE: 31%
AG MORALE: 47%
[GM] The Godmodder. 54/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield.
[PG] P2. 51/80 Hp. 10 AC. 10% Dodge. Counters Attacks. [A] The Axe. +150,000 Attack Boost. Burns targets. Absolute Control Over Fire.
[PG] P4. Resolute.
[PG] P5. 32/50 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[PG] Voidlion. 250,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck. x2.
[PG] Voidlion. 170,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck.
[N][BOSS] "Neptune". 516,000/900,000 Hp. State: Solid. 8 AC. [A] The Trident. +250,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Water. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General.[A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack.
[A] Orange Lances. x4. Space Energy Charges: 10.
[A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses.
[A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scrying.
[A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack.
[A] Death's Ankh.
[A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 6/10. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 173,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. In Stasis! [A] Motormotorspinningcycle: 30,000/30,000 Hp. 25% Dodge.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 145,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. Insane.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 170,000/320,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar Portal. Hp worth of Templars left: 28,000.
[AG-JOE] Advanced Templar. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x3
[AG-TOG] Securitron. 16,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Armorpierce 1. Regenerates 12k per round. Grenades: 2/2. Rockets: 1/5. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. 20% Dodge Chance. +20,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 49,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 180,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 4/7.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 120,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 1/2. Hasty Work: 2/3. X-Bubble: 5/5. EvoCombobulation: 5/8. Regens 5,000!
[AG-JOE] Drone. 12,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-TOG] Monsterpig. 165,000/300,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG-Krill] Basic Bob. 250,000/250,000 Hp.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 2/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 7/11. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 8/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 8/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG]
[AG] Leather Jacket Guy. 6/20 Hp. Sanity Damaged.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 3.
[AG] Nedben. 9/20 Hp.
You are dead, but your entities are ordered via proxy.
...I'm pretty sure the Hezecrusher Effect doesn't work that way.
Grabbing ahold of the OP scale, you bash it over the head of Neptune for 31k damage.
Basic Bob summoned!
Your charcoal-based attack harms Neptune for 26k Damage, but condenses them into a Liquid.
You use the Repair Stone, to [Repair Stone] The Binding Stone for 40k Hp, consuming it in the process, and pick up one spear as well.
Entities Ordered.
You deal 46k damage to Liquid Neptune.
You continue to rebuild your body.
You pick up the Swissarmyknifemodder, and give it to the Primal Guardian Spirit.
37k healing to Auma, 1 shadowscythe charge used.
You shock Liquid Neptune for a further 46k damage.
You are dead because you just tried to fight a Great Old One while not bringing your A-Game.
Be respectful to JOE, he's keeping your dropped artifacts out of the hands of other people.
You deal 31k damage to Neptune, and turn him into Solid Neptune!
Ocelot Ordered, Thieves' Grasp Acquired.
Neptune cares not for your agreements.
#Tinia
"i believe what happens when someone uses fire against me is obvious"
That's good to hear.
As Gaseous Neptune is not Gaseous Neptune and instead Solid Neptune, he only takes 18k damage from your sonic assault.
In addition, you create another Fire Elemental from your explosion.
The Godmodder and her Praetors converse with each other out of my earshot, and come up with a plan. Joining hands, they summon three Voidlions. P2 then directs his small assembled force of Fire Elementals to attack the fort, and they break through the fort, destroying the Vintage FABBER conduit. Some of them also take fortspike damage in the process.
+5 PG Morale
-2 AG Morale
Neptune, now in solid ice form resumes his assault on his would-be assailants. Water flows from Karpinsky, as he is forcibly desiccated into a fine powder. He then flings shards of Ice-9 at Securitron, ParadoxdragonPaci, Nedben, and Auma for 55k (11 damage). He then swipes a tendril holding Clear Thought at Leather Jacket Guy, dealing 4 damage, and damaging his sanity. Finally, he also picks up the Fishery and regenerates.
-18 AG Morale
The Primal Guardian Spirit uses Blazing Charge on three Fire Elementals, damaging them for 20k. Auma successfully enters the mind of Neptune, to shut down it's swordplay abilities for 50k damage, but is also driven insane in the process. The Grace Chicekn rakes it's claws across a Voidlion for 100k damage, and the Templars attack the Fire Elementals. The main group of templars sucessfully takes out one Elemental, while the Advanced Templar tangoes with the Greek Fire Elemental, dealing 35k damage to it. Secutitron Aims it's rockets, and fires on The Greek fire Elemental for 20k damage, striking the two Voidlions as well. It than also shoots another Fire Elemental.. The Guard Drones attack the Fire Elementals as well, but they aren't able to get past their new and improved armour to do much. Revolver Ocelto does a cool Reload, Special Sam uses Regemerate, and the Monsterpig eliminates a Fire Elemental.
+4 AG Morale
-3 PG Morale
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder.
Facility Information
ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [ERR]
FIELD EFFECT: Dimensional Shift: Solid. Entities with AC gain 1 point.
PG MORALE: 31%
AG MORALE: 47%
[GM] The Godmodder. 54/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield.
[PG] P2. 51/80 Hp. 10 AC. 10% Dodge. Counters Attacks. [A] The Axe. +150,000 Attack Boost. Burns targets. Absolute Control Over Fire.
[PG] P4. Resolute.
[PG] P5. 32/50 Hp. [A] The Rod. +413,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Oblivion.
[PG] Voidlion. 250,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck. x2.
[PG] Voidlion. 170,000/270,000 Hp. Burns enemies struck.
[N][BOSS] "Neptune". 516,000/900,000 Hp. State: Solid. 8 AC. [A] The Trident. +250,000 Attack Boost. Absolute Control Over Water. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General.
[A] Orange Lances. x4. Space Energy Charges: 10.
[A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses.
[A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scrying.
[A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack.
[A] Death's Ankh.
[A] The Innovator. +20,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 6/10. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 173,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. In Stasis! [A] Motormotorspinningcycle: 30,000/30,000 Hp. 25% Dodge.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 145,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect. [A] Motorcycle. 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. +20,000 Attack. Insane.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 170,000/320,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar Portal. Hp worth of Templars left: 28,000.
[AG-JOE] Advanced Templar. 50,000/50,000 Hp.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x3
[AG-TOG] Securitron. 16,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Armorpierce 1. Regenerates 12k per round. Grenades: 2/2. Rockets: 1/5. [A] Synchronicity Rifle. 20% Dodge Chance. +20,000 Attack.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 49,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC.
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 180,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 4/7.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 120,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 1/2. Hasty Work: 2/3. X-Bubble: 5/5. EvoCombobulation: 5/8. Regens 5,000!
[AG-JOE] Drone. 12,000/60,000 Hp.
[AG-TOG] Monsterpig. 165,000/300,000 Hp. Defected!
[AG-Krill] Basic Bob. 250,000/250,000 Hp.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 2/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 7/11. [A] Motorhog. 80,000/80,000 Hp. +20,000 Attack. 25% Dodge.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 8/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 8/12. [A] Voidsteel Zweihander. +16,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
[AG] Leather Jacket Guy. 6/20 Hp. Sanity Damaged.
[AG] JOE. 20/20 Hp. [A] Orange Lance. Space Energy Charges: 3.
[AG] Nedben. 9/20 Hp.
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