27/40 THUNDERSTRUCK Suddenly, an abacus (math instrument) comes flying out of the magic guitar case (Yes, that was still in the barn with the floating platform). However, this is a special abacus, designed by the math god Nerdica (Long story. All anyone know is that she's a part of Geek Mythology) to count negative numbers. The beads on it are positioned to be -2 as it flies toward Wing 2. Upon impact, the mere thought of negative numbers makes the wing rebel against everything its known, causing it to suffer a mid-life crisis. It suddenly flies away from the other 5 wings 6 legs and 1 insectoid body, embarking on a long, laborious quest to understand the secrets of the universe. (Just because they don't live long doesn't mean they can't go through periods of crisis)
I suddenly translocate to the seven star ball that I was after earlier, before pulling out the space warping magic 8 ball to hold it in. 4 Dragon Balls acquired
I then speak in Astrec's ear via magic based speech "Umm, I just realized, I might just have something lying around that you can use. I am about to give you something that is literally two dead universes, dead as in would never have life in them for the rest of eternity without my interference, turned into a black hole bomb effectively. Unless I am mistaken it is the furthest time between making and use on the battlefield on our side thus far. Just give me a second."
Since TOG never used the Black hole bomb I gave him, it was bungied back to my inventory, as evidenced by the fact that an enormous black hole has yet to destroy three or so universes in the vicinity of science world. It suddenly appears in Astrec's hand, or pocket if his hand is preoccupied. "Just a warning, don't charge while you have that thing on you. I set it to drain reality warping powers for the time stop effective on it. Either use an action to charge, or don't or return it to me. Or use the bomb. Anything else will turn the area directly around you into a nightmare, since I had set up a trick taking into account my original target was on a planet. That thing's implosion/explosion will cause a portal system to open around it, creating a feedback loop until you mak a containment method, or the thing runs out of energy. I did think about avoiding collateral damage when I made this, as well as maximizing intentional damage."
With that, he waits to see if Astrec accepts his gift.
...A red, pixellated exclamation point appears above my head, causing a short tone to play. After a brief wondering at that (and a small jump in surprise), I glance over. "Excuse me what in the what is that what what what WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT HERE." I grimace, looking at the Chaos Butterfly, shuddering as I pull out the weapon I had prepared earlier.
Ready for a stupid long name again? Good. Because I'm pulling out the Great Voidic Chaos Flame Zweihander + 10. Might not be as ridiculous as some names, but at least they're all unique. That said... not quite the same type of Chaos this Butterfly is used to. A different Chaos, really. Chaos, Chaos, Catch me if you can. With a flash step forward, I wield the purple flamed Zweihander above my head, and with a mighty slash, cut down, transferring straight into the third person narrative.
...a girl hovers, having just slashed down on an angry butterfly with a grimace on her face, red eyes almost alight with anger, or perhaps fear. Difficult to tell. Either way, she's clearly not happy with the way that it's here. Her silver pigtails trail behind her a bit as she steadies her aerial stance, before lightly touching off to go for a slash at it's top leftmost wing, black winter coat trailing a little, slashing furiously at the wing. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE THIS PLACE NO NO DIE YOU HORRID CREATURE!"
Pulling out my staff again to perform some healing, I wave it in the general direction of the Lunar Priest who waits to receive the healing...
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...
"Okay, what going o-"
A small portal opens up and deposits a ticket in the Lunar Priest's hands. She squees as she notices its a free portal ticket that allows her to sample a LEGENDARY massage parlor for 20 seconds. She hastily uses the ticket and is transported in a flash to the parlor. I then decided to organize the stuff she left behind.
After the 20 seconds have passed, she reappeared in the same place where she has whisked away with a blissful look on her face as she feels her body being more limber and rested.
The Lunar Matriarch attempts to pummel down her envy but twitches a closed eye occasionally.
(Orders!)
Lunar Sworn uses Endure.
Lunar Matriarch heals the Barracks with the Engies.
Lunar Priest heals the Matriarch
Clones are to let loose on the PG animals or any defected entities.
6/40
I look around... weird how <0>'s got a sorta light-blue color instead of red when entropy energy is supposedly red (And on that note, the ability to harness entropy energy is itself nonsensical. entropy is how disorganized something is, and that's what makes it harder to access energy that's stored in there. anything you would be able to do with it logically- just randomize select portions of reality, really- is something you can do with any magic system i can think of- probably by failing to do something else, at that! bleh), then shrug. on the one hand, opportunism. on the other hand... <0>'ll be here next round. so instead, I focus on the motorcycles. the cows will die this round, if they are not dead already- some of them, at least? It's plausible enough for me to do this: I focus, and, when one dies and off comes the motorcycle, I immediately grab it and give it to the guardian spirit. since this is action, maybe I can grab multiple? if so, I also grab the next two, and either try to stack them all on the guardian spirit, or if this is impo
HP and ATK are reasonable for the charge invested in them.
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
Rockets and Grenades both ignore dodge. The Securitron Mk.II uses both (Rockets is still a free action for it, right?) on <O>, damaging several wings.
Ishmael begins bodyguarding the Securitron.
I give the cloning vat to JOE.
I cast identify on that butterfly thing. Looks tamable.
I also blast the butterfly with some fire, melting the butter.
Entities ordered.
Let's see, what is this thing... ERRR: NO DATA EXISTS
...Well, this is worrying.
Fire Elementals added to the field.
The blast is absorbed by Wing 1 for 28k damage.
[Attack Terror Donkey] CrabCrab was a crab
[Haha! I have removed the line that separates my charge from my actions, as well as the word "Charge" that indicates that the numbers up top represent my charge! Writhe, you worms! Writhe in slight discomfort as you waste 0.5 second trying to figure out what the top numbers are, and another 0.5 second figuring out when you have left the "Charge" section! And that's not all! Wait until I get an entity in, and you shall all know slightly increased discomfort!]
5/40
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TOG gives me the vat, which is now also bodyguarded by the guardian. I then take a tiny flake from the stasis'd P5 parts (using space magic to disconnect it, instead of force, so it doesn't require unstasising), and find their DNA equivalent. then, I take some DNA from the herald arm, the Godmodder leg, and the IP's Leg, and I splice it all together. then, I set this to start growing in the Vat. this is my action as well as the vat's.
ENTITY ORDERS:
James and Steffan work together on producing...a bunch of guard drones! don't look at me like that, they need something to put colt's weaponry on and I don't think putting it on a magical serpent made mostly out of telepathy would work all that well. Aron recieves new orders: start figuring out how to make fish-people. Colt tries to figure out ways to outfit the drones with weapons without increasing cost or reducing durability.
Honestly, the miners are only here because the templars are snobbish, arrogant and lazy, but since they are, they fix some of the holes in the castle. the templars ooze more clay. enough clay, in fact, that by now they have enough to make one or more templar guards out of it, probably! they do so. the vintage fabber conduit endeavors to raise the glyph class.
Primal guardian spirit will:
If attacks can be queued(IE: if, since it never got to retaliate for the times it got attacked, it can do said retaliation now instead), then it will blazing charge... lets see.... the godmodder attacked it once, which translates to the if it can't hit the attacker (high dodge, high damage resistance, being-the-godmodder-or-a-P-ness, plot), it will instead target something it can hit from their side Clause. on the same round, all titanic cows attacked the spirit, and the terror cow and a pig attacked guard drones, and the T.donkey killed minelayer. at the moment, 3 titanic cows and the terror donkey are still alive. blazing charge caps at 4 targets, so that's who it hits, if attacks queue. otherwise, it will blazing charge anyone who attacks my side This round.
Splicing the DNA together, you find find some very interesting properties. P5 has no DNA, P1 has been stripped free of any "Junk DNA", The Godmodder's cells are incredibly old, and the DNA found off of the Blackguard's leg is from three different people: One heavily damaged, one identical to that of the clone TOG just made, and yet another that has nothing in particular noteworthy.
REAL P<0>ST:
Astrec stares at the thing in terror and confusion. What the hell is it? Uh, wh-
And then memories flood in, of another time. another him. Of a planet of wood. A man of purple. Of <0>. With a screech, he shoves these memories back. What are they? Another timeline.. the being called him hex...
No time to think about that. Now? They have to kill it. He searches his new set of memories... a memory comes to mind of a thief, who wielded a key. The key that he had found as a dusty relic. The same key he used in the knife. He gestures at the butterfly. "Purge!"
The butterfly is hit by the power of the Entropic Key!
Astrec does the ring and potion alchemies.
Gun gives the animals hell.
Astrec sits down, and meditates. He wishes to harness Pulchritude, to learn its ways.... He searches his new memories, and "remembers" Salvation, and the Thief's words. He concentrates, and a small white flame appears. He stares at it. He can harness Pulchrit- KRACKOOM! The flame explodes, sending him flying backwards. He gets up. He still has work to do, it seems....
WIP
HP and ATK are reasonable for the charge invested in them.
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
(BURNING 30 CP) I summon from my home plane/universe a powerful arcane artifact: An opulent necklace housing a copy of the mind of the wizard who created it. This is an older copy, so the wizard in question is a bit behind on everything thats up, but their intellect is as high as ever.
I place the artifact over the Godbody, and the archmage Auma instantly takes control.
With a few spells and a quick telepathic communication between us, God!Auma is made fully aware of the situation, as well as the abilities he now possesses.
I scry on the IRON GOD yet again to see how he's doing.
Auma has been placed on the God Clone! Damage Boosted.
Your IRON GOD has hidden itself within the ranks of several other iron Golems. He may be about to be shipped off to a battlefield via fire gate.
I fly off to the next dragon ball, as I am not being subtle or anything anymore now. "Flaming Flapjacks, I would like to inform you that the the guy your action nullified can the destroy any universe, so, good job I suppose. Don't know what killed him, but we should probably prepare for that to attack us next. I don't know how strong it is, or if it just has tricks to avoid Ki based defenses, but I don't want to find out without a significant boost. I am going to finish my little quest line, and follow up by helping with whatever that thing you accidentally summoned was."
With that, I run to the next Dragon Ball, the 1 star ball. It floats into my magic satchel before I run to find more of them.
I then catch sight of Whis in my camera bit's connection. I see him talking to the captain of that ship. Now he just banged his staff on the ground and Beerus is suddenly back again. That staff is capable of time shenanigans if that wasn't clear. He then forces Beerus to just deal with the consequences of his actions.
OOC: (This, just so you know, is basically the only way Whis would react, I am simply describing accurately how the characters would react. If there is an issue please PM me DCCCV, but I am simply trying to faithfully describe them as close to how they would act in the source material as I could I am, if you could not tell, a Dragon Ball fan, so I wish to not have them interact inaccurately. Check the wiki for info on his powers Here. I didn't make any of this bit up.)
Edit OOC: ( Just in case I didn't make it abundantly clear from this point forward those two cease to be plot relevant in any way shape or form. I just know how Whis would react to the scenario so I mentioned it. React how you will, I was simply meaning that Whis effectively forced Beerus to come quietly. I don't care about it more than that, I won't do anything else with them anyway, no one needs to lecture me on the OP scale or anything, that was, at worst, Beerus using his only layer of plot armor up. I don't care past that fact, so he either dies again rapidly or is taken to Godmodder jail. Either way he effectively no longer exists in the DTG plot, so that is about all of that.)
How about I spawn a face-activated explosive Anti-Terror Coyote, smash my face into it, and throw it at the Terror Donkey, where it explodes like a grenade
That butterfly...Even the Godmodder...
/sidenote
On my authority as pending-split of one who can see beyond the wall of this world, I give you two words: Hezecrusher Fallacy. (That dishonorable Lord Nedben or someone else here can direct you to the Discord if lengthier explanation is needed, but I shall do so here.)
The authority of insertion is limited. While we can use any attacks we want, providing them the meaning and power of their original intent is...often less possible than it looks, never mind gaining the actual effects. Most likely, Lord Beerus did not 'exist as the intended thing', at least perceptually. You may be remembering an idealized version from a fictional or distant existence. Such summons from the depths of fiction or beyond are imperfect, especially done so indirectly. Had he been 'an existence which worked as the previous' there simply is wordless rank among warpers of reality, such that some can do more faster, or overwrite the work of others in direct contests of power, and in that he was outranked. We are not even at the level of essentially omnipotent, mind you.
As a second note, two more words: OP Scale. There is (or should be, provided Goldvine remembers correctly across the worldwall, a not necessarily true guarantee at times like these) usually a limit to what can simply be on the same field as the Godmodder, such that many things which initially appear stronger than she is are simply barred from entry to the field of play, or what does enter is debuffed to such a point they are not stronger after all (perhaps to the point of comical weakness). Attempting to make something stronger than the Godmodder will be met with explicit counters against things that are stronger in general, and she likely knows more ways to get around debuff immunities than we do.
That aside, don't expect things to work as intended so easily.
The Anti-Terror Coyote Rips apart the Terror Donkey, ending the Terror Boss Rush! The Godmodder takes 2 damage in response.
+15 AG Morale
-20 PG Morale
26/40 THUNDERSTRUCK As LJG leaves the giant spaceship, he realizes that he doesn't know what he's doing. He turns back to the spaceship and locates ??? (If he can't find him, he steps onto the warship. That'll find him). Hey... so about my alleged attempted robbery of your cool spaceship, I would like to say that I don't think you can blame me. I mean... It was a perfectly rad spaceship that looked like it was gonna get wrecked. I couldn't let that happen. Here, now I've gotta proposal for you. Please take a seat. LJG quietly hums Hotel California. Suddenly, two chairs that fit each occupant appears behind them. LJG's is, of course, a bit more like a metal throne with skull decals and spikes than a lounge chair (gotta fit that ego somewhere) Now, you know that I know that some idiot let me have and keep reality warping powers. This means that I am a real nice punching bag. I can just get back up over and over and over again. So, you attacking me isn't gonna solve any problems, ya hear. Now, I was never really interested in your ship. You seem to like it clean and rock free. I don't get that but whatevs. What I'm really interested in are those robots of yours. Now, if you give me... Let's say three robots that I can modify, I promise to leave you alone and attack Captain Binary over a couple dimensions. I mean, you have thousands. I also, in this limited time offer, will give you any one musical instrument you want, free of charge. So now, ???, are you down for that? LJG holds out his hand, waiting for him to shake it (hopefully not off).
Action: While the negotiations were going on, LJG played Let's Work Together (by Canned Heat) in his head, fusing his magnet, battery, and kazoo into a more permanent stealth thing.
30/40 (still not using this)
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I look at the Healer, which has defected to the enemy.
"You served me well, but I can't have you healing the enemy, can I? But for the record, I regret that I have to do this."
I always put safeguards in my creations so they can't turn against me. In this case, it's something of a neutralizing agent. The Healer's targeting is permanently set to allies (currently the PG team), which makes what I'm about to do all the more deadly.
I flip a switch, and a small capsule deep within the Healer detonates, releasing its contents into the Healer's biosustain tanks. Biosustain is, of course, the panacea-type compound the Healer uses to actually do its healing. It's fairly common in developed worlds as a cure for most injuries, accelerating the process of healing and regrowth. The problem in developing it was preventing cancer from resulting, but that's a story for another time.
That little capsule contained a chemical of my own design which, upon reacting with biosustain, creates a compound that hurts whatever it comes into contact with. The Healer's tanks are now full of this substance, which it will attempt to use on its newfound allies. I think I'll leave it to its work.
I walk over to the Lunar Sworn with an odd disk in hand, on the disk it looks like a colored cd that is similar to those Pokemon TMs...
Stopping in front of the Lunar sworn, I open my mind's eye and see a cd slot which I insert my move TM. The Lunar Sworn pauses in whatever it was doing and his eyes gazed out as he absorbs the new information he just received. Soon, he regains focus and learns the move Endure! Thankfully, he only knew 2 moves so that took up his third slot, sitting next to Slash and Bodyguard.
(Single Order)
Because of move priority, Lunar Sworn is capable of utilizing Endure first, this allows him to tank multiple deathblows during this round and come out with only 1 HP left.
...By Nayru's love. Anyone here familiar with the Chaos Butterfly who can tell the rest of us about it? I have only so many discoordinated altmemories.
Attack the currently weakest motorcyclist with that anti-cow city-guard shield from that Under the Dome thing so the Godmodder will Curse of Repetition it and I never have to see it again.
The Chaos Butterfly? That's... a surprisingly apt name. YES. YES IT IS. WH<0>EVER Y<0>U ARE, Y<0>U CANN<0>T HIDE FR<0>M ME F<0>REVER.
Oh yes I can.
40k damage to the Titanic Cow. Ew.
31/40
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I target the thing which the IC Arbiter cannot identify (it's the elite entity on the PG team) and attempt to help identify it.
By which I mean that I take out a Field Tissue Analysis Capsule and set it down. While it's booting up, I carefully approach the entity, then pull out a machete and carve off a rather large piece of tissue.
Having done this, I place the tissue in the Analysis Capsule. Results should be done by the end of the turn.
27/40 THUNDERSTRUCK Suddenly, an abacus (math instrument) comes flying out of the magic guitar case (Yes, that was still in the barn with the floating platform). However, this is a special abacus, designed by the math god Nerdica (Long story. All anyone know is that she's a part of Geek Mythology) to count negative numbers. The beads on it are positioned to be -2 as it flies toward Wing 2. Upon impact, the mere thought of negative numbers makes the wing rebel against everything its known, causing it to suffer a mid-life crisis. It suddenly flies away from the other 5 wings 6 legs and 1 insectoid body, embarking on a long, laborious quest to understand the secrets of the universe. (Just because they don't live long doesn't mean they can't go through periods of crisis)
I suddenly translocate to the seven star ball that I was after earlier, before pulling out the space warping magic 8 ball to hold it in. 4 Dragon Balls acquired
I then speak in Astrec's ear via magic based speech "Umm, I just realized, I might just have something lying around that you can use. I am about to give you something that is literally two dead universes, dead as in would never have life in them for the rest of eternity without my interference, turned into a black hole bomb effectively. Unless I am mistaken it is the furthest time between making and use on the battlefield on our side thus far. Just give me a second."
Since TOG never used the Black hole bomb I gave him, it was bungied back to my inventory, as evidenced by the fact that an enormous black hole has yet to destroy three or so universes in the vicinity of science world. It suddenly appears in Astrec's hand, or pocket if his hand is preoccupied. "Just a warning, don't charge while you have that thing on you. I set it to drain reality warping powers for the time stop effective on it. Either use an action to charge, or don't or return it to me. Or use the bomb. Anything else will turn the area directly around you into a nightmare, since I had set up a trick taking into account my original target was on a planet. That thing's implosion/explosion will cause a portal system to open around it, creating a feedback loop until you mak a containment method, or the thing runs out of energy. I did think about avoiding collateral damage when I made this, as well as maximizing intentional damage."
With that, he waits to see if Astrec accepts his gift.
...A red, pixellated exclamation point appears above my head, causing a short tone to play. After a brief wondering at that (and a small jump in surprise), I glance over. "Excuse me what in the what is that what what what WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT HERE." I grimace, looking at the Chaos Butterfly, shuddering as I pull out the weapon I had prepared earlier.
Ready for a stupid long name again? Good. Because I'm pulling out the Great Voidic Chaos Flame Zweihander + 10. Might not be as ridiculous as some names, but at least they're all unique. That said... not quite the same type of Chaos this Butterfly is used to. A different Chaos, really. Chaos, Chaos, Catch me if you can. With a flash step forward, I wield the purple flamed Zweihander above my head, and with a mighty slash, cut down, transferring straight into the third person narrative.
...a girl hovers, having just slashed down on an angry butterfly with a grimace on her face, red eyes almost alight with anger, or perhaps fear. Difficult to tell. Either way, she's clearly not happy with the way that it's here. Her silver pigtails trail behind her a bit as she steadies her aerial stance, before lightly touching off to go for a slash at it's top leftmost wing, black winter coat trailing a little, slashing furiously at the wing. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE THIS PLACE NO NO DIE YOU HORRID CREATURE!"
Pulling out my staff again to perform some healing, I wave it in the general direction of the Lunar Priest who waits to receive the healing...
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...
"Okay, what going o-"
A small portal opens up and deposits a ticket in the Lunar Priest's hands. She squees as she notices its a free portal ticket that allows her to sample a LEGENDARY massage parlor for 20 seconds. She hastily uses the ticket and is transported in a flash to the parlor. I then decided to organize the stuff she left behind.
After the 20 seconds have passed, she reappeared in the same place where she has whisked away with a blissful look on her face as she feels her body being more limber and rested.
The Lunar Matriarch attempts to pummel down her envy but twitches a closed eye occasionally.
(Orders!)
Lunar Sworn uses Endure.
Lunar Matriarch heals the Barracks with the Engies.
Lunar Priest heals the Matriarch
Clones are to let loose on the PG animals or any defected entities.
6/40
I look around... weird how <0>'s got a sorta light-blue color instead of red when entropy energy is supposedly red (And on that note, the ability to harness entropy energy is itself nonsensical. entropy is how disorganized something is, and that's what makes it harder to access energy that's stored in there. anything you would be able to do with it logically- just randomize select portions of reality, really- is something you can do with any magic system i can think of- probably by failing to do something else, at that! bleh), then shrug. on the one hand, opportunism. on the other hand... <0>'ll be here next round. so instead, I focus on the motorcycles. the cows will die this round, if they are not dead already- some of them, at least? It's plausible enough for me to do this: I focus, and, when one dies and off comes the motorcycle, I immediately grab it and give it to the guardian spirit. since this is action, maybe I can grab multiple? if so, I also grab the next two, and either try to stack them all on the guardian spirit, or if this is impo
At the moment, the cows are not dead yet. However, you wait in the event that they do die....
The Godmodder's power surges to new heights. Taking off at top speed, she knocks the Clone Barracks, Clone Troopers and Riot Clones out of the Barn The Titanic Cows drive towards The Lunar Matriarch(Damage Reduced, Blocked by WInkins), Lunar Priest and Metal Gear GUN, dealing 100k damage each. The Monsterpigs charge at Securitron and ParadoxDragon for 60k, the Creature eats the Sliver of Good Taste to restore 40k Hp, and the Healer heals a Monsterpig for only 7k, with it's limited medical equipment.
-11 AG Morale
+3 PG Morale
Wings 1 and 2 produce streams of Red Scales, which deal 40k damage to Ishmael(Crit) and Astrec. Wings 3 and 4 heal Wings 1 and 3 for 30k, and Wings 5 and 6 blow clouds of red dust on the Lunar Sworn and Priest. A PITY. I WAS AIMING FOR B<0>TH HEALERS. TARGET LOCATED
CALCULATING OPTIMAL PATH...
The Chaos Butterfly itself then moves over to the Templar Castle. <0>PEN UP.
It fires a blast of red energy at the Castle, breaking it apart. Then, it discorporates into a shifting mass of scales, which flies through the Templar Portal, but not before leaving behind a single, massive Scale.
The Primal Guardian Spirit uses Blazing Charge, dealing 60k damage to three Titanic Cows.
James and Steffan produce a Guard Drone, which Colt outfits with a weapon. Aron figures out how to make fish people as well. The Lunar Sworn and Priest cough up red scales this round, and the Matriarch heals up the Securitron for 50k. The Hen feels the egg begin to hatch, it will do so next round. The Clone Engineers repair the Cloning Vat for 6k, and Auma Flexes his new God Bod. Securitron launches a rocket barrage at the Titanic Cows, dealing 60k to one, and 30k to the others. And with that, the battlefield actions seem to be done. Wow. That felt like it took forever.
Itinerary:
Finish off the rest of the Barnyard.
Destroy The Godmodder. ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
PG MORALE: 61%
AG MORALE: 61%
[GM] The Godmodder. 56/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [PG] P4. Is unhappy. [PG] Titanic Cow. 213,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack! [PG] Titanic Cow. 147,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack! [PG]Titanic Cow. 271,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack! [PG] Monsterpig. 149,000/300,000 Hp. [PG] Monsterpig. 75,000/300,000 Hp. [PG][BOSS] i have no idea what this is. 406,000/600,000 Hp. 30% Dodge. [PG] Healer. 47,000/145,000 Hp. Defected! [PG] Fire Elemental. 40,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC. x2
15/40 we should really hit the Godmodder some more (+4 gdama)
Let's see if the Godmodder's human underneath. Time for a real barrage o' hits...MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAetc., right to all those anime pressure points that make people explode! Hopefully she's been putting off her form change...
[Attack weird furry thing that looks like it would have disgusting feet and armpits] Enjoy your MickeyBabies!
[If this misses tho I swear I will dump a vat of baby powder on the nearest fast-food chain restaurant.]
32/40 THUNDERSTRUCK (+4) In my defense, I was just winging it.
Suddenly, using his multi-dimensional locating and teleporting device and new stealth kazoo, onlookers see LJG appear on his floating platform. Surprisingly, I have a plan, but I am a firm believer in slacking off, so, I'ma gonna do somethin' else.
With that unnecessary statement, LJG, as always, practically dives into his guitar case. He then pulls out a pack of baby wipes (Cleaning Instrument). He then throws this at "I Have No Idea What This Is." He then takes out another pack of baby wipes and does the same. He then takes and throws approximately 532 baby wipe packs at it using his Metal Catapult (Throwing Instrument). While this may seem pointless, some may be keen to learn that each pack was filled with ANFO and and detonation cord, all triggerable by the big red button LJG keeps in his pocket. This causes and explosion so stupid that it can disintegrate a cement truck. While this happens, LJG is hidden in his guitar case, preventing himself from looking away from the explosion dramatically.
I am slightly confused, but whatever. "Bit unnecessary to knock them out since Whis was already accepting the new hierarchy, but whatever. They aren't dead, so the other gods of destruction won't randomly rally before getting themselves wiped out, so I don't particularly care."
Astrec hears my voice again, which I will presume means he is already finding me more annoying than either Fi or Navi from Legend of Zelda, presuming he has played any of those games. "Just so you know, if that Bomb I gave you/(this is replaced with Astrec in all other copies of the message) is useless on our butterfly friend please tell me. Side note, if someone can shrink the radius of those wings far enough the portal feedback could catch all of them simultaneously, possibly shredding them, and if we are lucky it might do significant damage to the main body. Please mention this and request back up from the rest on that front if they are unwilling to listen to me. I taped this message so every Reality Warper in this group will hear it soon.(last bit is cut from group message) I am just letting you hear first."
With that all other reality warpers hear the message, along with a mental sum up of the issues I mentioned for those who haven't seen them already.
I then fly to the edge of the universe before I warp a small hole between this reality and its opposite number in the cluster it exists in. Once I am in universe Six, I look around to see where the next Dragon Ball is.
Hm. Charming. While that's going on, I snipe the enemy Healer with AMERICA LASERS! Red, white, and blue, now with high-velocity magical energy output as well as lasers! Because hell fairies have weird compatibilities!
Demon kings to the last. I wonder if a Makai operation will work here as well. I'm not going to fight THAT many time giants to retrogen. It'd be a new summon at best, and we have...priorities. Me. You. One out of the other and a decent divorce plan. fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
With the Butterfly gone, and only a scale remaining, the girl heaves a sigh, opening a grey portal in the air, out of which steps a white haired man in a tan trench coat, wielding a revolver with two more at his sides
Revolver Ocelot
HP: 225000/225000
ATK: 100000 (6 shots)
Passive: Reloading In The Heat Of Battle. After 6 shots, Ocelot must spend a turn reloading. If he's not attacked, he gains a 20% damage buff for the next six shots. If he is, he gains 10% dodge chance and 1 AC until his next reload.
Revolver Roulette: 7 Charge. Using his three revolvers, Ocelot will intimidate one enemy with a game of Roulette. Act as though only 1 bullet is in all three guns, and fire six shots (so in essence, six 1/18 chances of hitting). Regardless of whether a successful bullet is fired, the targeted enemy is highly less likely to attack Revolver Ocelot.
Passive: Sadism. Recovers HP equal to 1/10 damage dealt per attack
36/40 (claiming +4)
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I pull out an old-fashioned looking walkie-talkie and bark a few orders into it. A distinct "Copy that" is heard from the other end before I put it away.
An airplane flies over the battlefield. (Yes, I use those. They fill a niche, and not everything has to be fancy. If I had an ounce of gold for every time all the plasma drives didn't work under a particular universe's laws of physics...)
Out of the airplane falls a sturdy wooden box, which deploys a parachute. The box crashes onto a Titanic Cow, but it's not done yet. In fact, it's not even open. I walk over to the box and pry it open with a crowbar, revealing a cache of weapons, including a one-handed flamethrower what looks like a cross between a chainsaw and a sword. I pick these weapons up and dual-wield them.
Using the chainsaw-sword, I carve into the Titanic Cow, making sure to burn all of the bits I cut off with the flamethrower. While some butchers can work with Godmodded meat, they're few and far between, and it's generally best to torch the stuff and run.
Speaking of run, looks like my weapons just ran out of fuel. I activate their Grenade-Based Explosive Self-Destruction and throw them at the Titanic Cow. When the dust clears, the box is completely gone.
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
I scan Auma (aka let Auma exposit on the clone's abilities).
Auma casts Dominate Monster on the Monsterpig, with a chance to temporarily mind control it.
The Securitron attacks the Crimson Scale with that AC pen., while Ishmael continues guarding it.
The IRON GOD is ordered carve a rune into another golem, and then return to where he was before and continue spying.
I shout towards the Fire Elementals that, although the squad of magelings I summoned have all died (I think. I honestly lost track of them.), I have reserves. I haven't summoned more out of respect for their alleged sentience. All is fair in war, though, and if they refuse to join us (or flee), I am ready to make them join us.
0/40 +4 GM???? wasn't it +3 per hit before? -11 expending!
Suddenly i look back at the rules, oh hey charges are different and non-linear and stuff now! at 10C an entity has 100,000 HP, but at 11C they have 88,000+100,000! cool and good.
Wait shoot the butterfly's attacking the templar homeland.
not so cool and good.
I quickly pack up all my researchers on a large cheese platter (the cheese is quite exquisite, and provides them with food for the journey, naturally) and take them all with me to the templar lands (this includes the cloning vat ) . I dunno what the templars here will do- they wouldn't provide a meaningful difference back in templarplace, i think, so instead I ask them to figure out the scale. and preferably gain control of it. that's 9C of HP right there... or 1/2 of 11 C. which means 5.5 C. SCALING! anyway, probably worth it especially with the AC and whatever the scale does.
uh... that was a bit of an aimless sort of ramble. ahem. this should be clearer.
my action: I take me researchers, binding stone, a cheese platter, and the cloning vat with me into the templar lands.
Templar orders: figure out that weird scale. unless they want to come help and expect it to be useful, that is. vintage conduit tries to hide them.
Researchers: If you can continue to research while relaxing on a cheese platter, Aron plans a way to speed up cloning, james and steffan make new guard drones and add anything Colt's figured out to them, Colt keep trying to find ways to add weapons (this time with an attempt to make the weapons able to fire syringes which automatically inject on impact), and the now-weapon'd drones attack anyone it makes sense to attack. like, the chaos butterfly, for example.
PGS: blazing charge anyone who attacks muh ppl. 11 Charges
hmhm, 188,000 HP, 12,000 ATK... Alright, here's a summon:
Special Sam 150,000/150,000 HP 1/2 Regemerate 1/3 Hasty work 1/5 Effectname Bubble 1/8 EvoCombobulation
Regemerate grants Special Sam some regeneration (not as a status effect, as an upgrade).
Hasty work does something, quickly and possibly cutting corners.
Effectname bubble makes a bubble tuned to some effect, like 'damage' or 'healing' or 'endless tacos'. (practically, its persistent status effects to entities inside it with a healthbar. that, or a shield)
Evocombobulation changes the list of specials to continue having a special available every round without much waste, and also increases SS's MHP.
What I intend by these charges:
Round 1, nothing. Round 2, Regemerate. round 3, Hasty Work, round 4, regemerate, round 5, EnameBubble, round 6, hasty work, round 7, regemerate, round 8 evocombobulation.
that means either the charge is listed as 1/whatever the round it is used, or it activates the instant its full.
anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyway yeah.
((((By the way DCCCV, Blazing Charge says "Blazing Charge - 3U damage, 3U DoT, target up to 4 entities which affected the same entity or entity group this round (so, does this damage to all targets, not splitting), 3 Energy cost" which means it should also leave them with a status effect which will, after some unspecified amount of time, do the same damage the direct hit did.))))
oh damn, a hiatus? RIP
At least it gives me time to formulate all the alchemies I plan to do.
ALCHEMY TRAIN, CHOO CHOOO!
8/40 (+4 from GM Damage) (Thanks to DC for finding this)
Slime Staff || Summoner´s Magykks && Black Lens && Stardust && Bag of Holding && Handle && Hazel Wood && Reality Magykks && Minion Maker && Customizer && Stardust Dragon Staff && Luminite && Voidite = Summoner´s Stave
White Orb || Prophetic Essence && Seer Magykks && Eye && Magic 8 Ball && Anti-Firewall Magykks && Ocular Energy && Black Lens && Scrying Ball && Crystal Ball && GPS System && AI = Delphi Sphere
Plastic Weapons || Piono Figurine = Discount Elemental Alchemies
Fishing Rod || (High Test Fishing Line && Angler Tackle Bag && Sonar && Fishing Boat && Lobster Trap && High Tension Fishing Line && Boeing 747 Engine && Gunpowder) && (Handle && Leather Grip && Gallowsdown Fluffsball) && Hook && (Pocket Dimension || Bait && Lobster Boat && Traps && Nets && Collapsible Boat) = The Fishery
I´m sorry DC. I´m so sorry. also prepare for the Aspect Alchemies.
ACTION:
oh shit astrec man is injured. He yanks out a car
CAR SALESMAN ASTREC: *Slaps car* this bad boy can hold so much heals
PERSON: *confusion*
CAR SALESMAN ASTREC: Watch *drives car, gets heals* ASTREC: ..oh no, he entered the Templarlands. JOE, I´ll deal with this. I summoned him, this is my fight.
He brandishes the swissarmyknifemodder, which swaps to the form of a Elemental Mega Buster, and enters the Templar Portal. He locates the butterfly. ASTREC: HEY BIG RED AND SCALY! Leave the goddamn Templars alone. I´m the one with the Key. Let´s go, You Vs. Me.
Astrec slams a handful of pure Awakening energy and three broken true hero swords into the Entropic Key part of his Knife, and charges, unleashing a blast of Purge from the newfound True Entropic Key into the scaly bastard´s eye.
i don´t know why i did that car heal.
low effort for the win
Wait gun is dead nooo
I steal GUN´s soul from the Soul Net, and promise i´ll make a body for it.
SOON™
I suddenly get the memo that the Butterfly is gone. "Hey Astrec, you can hang on to that thing for a while if you want to utilize it for alchemies, just be wary that charging with that thing on you will cause it to move towards detonation. Some energy appears to have been given to us from somewhere so i will utilize it now to just set the time until detonation back a bit."(4 charge to bomb, Bomb explosion system active. every time someone charges while holding it while having also taken an action that turn it will tick down one. Current turns spare count at 4. if someone charges at 0 the bomb blows up, and you can absorb the excess temporal energy to insta detonate)
I then proceed to fly to another Dragon Ball, this time the Six Star Ball. It simply shrinks down to the size of a baseball so I can pocket it. Dragon Ball count: 5
My character yells "DOGE " and he takes a swing at the giant cow and then a dark blue text bubble saying "10,000 magic swords impale the thing" and it impale the giant cow and he takes a bite out of a burger and says "hay guys"
TG will be on a pause until December 1st.
