DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

Charge 20/40
Hiatus as well should get to this" my characters says and he starts to put something together piece by piece
 
33/40 THUNDERSTRUCK
Aw man... a hiatus. This means I gotta stop my world tour. I guess this is a good time to...
As you might expect, LJG pulls out another item from his guitar case of useful instruments. This time he pulls out a piece of paper titled THE SONG OF CHEKHOV'S GUN. He also nabs a guitar and starts to play. To say the song is boring is about as accurate as you get. It only uses a few notes, no major chords, it's a little sad to be honest. However, there is exactly one beat at the end of the song that is just filled with energy. Pretty much every note you can play gets played, but each one is just slightly after the other one. It then goes back to being boring. At the end of the song, a gun flies into LJG's hand (After all, it's not the Song of McGuffin). The gun itself just looks like a gun, and just acts like a gun, and just shoots like a gun, but it is cursed so that you can't fire it immediately. Therefore, LJG throws it in his guitar case. What else are you supposed to do with it? It's not useful yet. Yet.
 
37/40
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I've seen certain plans from my current allies, and I suppose it's time to play my part in it.

I depart the battlefield entirely, leaving a beacon so that I can find my way back. As it happens, we're decently close to an access point for my Hazardous Item storage, so I won't be gone long.

I reach the access point -- a high-tech booth in the middle of nowhere -- and input various credentials, ranging from full biometric scan to allegiance checker to passphrase riddles. A portal opens, taking me to a pocket dimension of my own creation, and I enter. It closes behind me.

I stand on a cliff overlooking a great chasm. On the other side of it sits the Hazardous Item Storage Center. The chasm is something of a metaphor given reality, representing a final obstacle that must be bridged. Reality Anchors dot the landscape, preventing reality warpers from removing the chasm or creating a bridge, or even affecting the laws of physics to fly across. The only space not covered by the Anchors is the edge of the cliff, making it the only access point. There are other defenses, but I'll be leaving those unsaid. Wouldn't want any lurking Godmodders to know all my secrets.

I pull out a remote. This remote only works on the edge of the chasm, and only when I'm holding it. I press its sole button, and a bridge extends from the Storage Center. I cross, and enter the facility proper.

I head straight for Section 56B: Inanimate Apocalyptic Snowballs. (Snowball is, of course, a general term here and its resemblance to the item I seek is purely coincidental). Inside, a series of identical vaults line the halls, with similar chasms to the one outside separating them from the pathway. Control panels at each vault provide a place to input access.

I go to Vault 56B-4-997 and extend the bridge. I cross to the vault, input one final round of credentials, and open it. Inside are three dozen pairs of crystalline frozen water, but not just any frozen water.

One crystal, clearly labeled, is Ice-9, a crystalline structure that, when exposed to water, causes the water to freeze in similar patterns. Extreme heat is required to melt Ice-9, which is prohibitive in practice.

The other crystal, packaged in liquid nitrogen, is Ice-10, which I designed in response to the potential danger of Ice-9. When Ice-10 is exposed to Ice-9, it converts the Ice-9 to ordinary ice, with a typical melting point.

I take a single pair of crystals. I then reseal the vault and exit the facility, being careful to leave it exactly as I found it in every other respect. I exit my pocket dimension and return to the battlefield, using my beacon to guide me.

I then hand the pair of crystals to TOG.
 
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Well shoot, looks like this hiatus is continuing for a little while longer. Not sure when I'll be able to finally finish the update, but when I to, I'll notify you all here.
 
/null

As Karpinsky returns with the pair of crystals, I quickly cast several identifying spells on them. Naturally, I'm suspicious of assassination. I proceed to have some serving ghouls take the crystals into my bag of holding. Back in my home plane, the ICE-9 is split into individual molecules, which are each stored in vials safely and ready for use at will.
"You'll be ready, then, when the rest of us are? Good."
I quickly cast several anti-scrying spells, as I can see that a certain someone is going to be coming up to us and spilling all kinds of beans in a few minutes.
"I never got your name, by the way."
 
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"My friend, it seems you don't trust me. Then again, your mystical connections make me a bit suspicious as a matter of principle, so perhaps I shouldn't be talking...
Anyways, don't worry. I know how to handle dangerous substances.
Name's Karpinsky, by the way. And yours is?
"
 
/centurionnull
Astrec appears where Karp and TOG are, and brandishes his weapons.
ASTREC: C1, reporting for duty. Did we ever decide on a name for ourselves, by the way?
ASTREC: Anyway, so the plan is, we poof into the elemental Plane of water, we use the Ice-9 to draw him out, then use it on him, unleash the mechas, the I use the Swissarmyknifemodder to stop him from unleashing his curse, or at least keep it contained, while you guys pump attacks into him?
ASTREC: I think that's the plan, anyway.

While astrec waits, he prepares some more schematics for alchemies, putting them into a holoalchemiter, seeing what the result would be.
Necklace || Sydney's Orbs (From a Webcomic) && Vial of Liquified Superman && Batman's Cape && Flash's Suit && Green Latern Ring && Fantastic Four Comics && Iron Man Suit && Thor's Hammer && Hulk Vial && Superstrength Syringe && Superspeed Syringe && Supersight Syringe && Mindreader && (R'tich && Gauss Gun && Crystal Grower && Heat Manipulator && Teleporter && Spyril && Tensors) && Superhuman Files from Alternate Earth Government Reports && Avengers Poster && A giant stack of comics && DC Universe Model && Marvel Universe Model && Marvel Cinematic Universe Model && Infinity Gaunlet && Peter Parker's Suit && Infinity Gems && Star Lord's Mask && A bunch of assorted superhero memorabilia && The very concept of Superheros && (a ton of other stuff for all the other heros I forgot) = ???
((OOC: This is to see if DCCCV will GM alchemies, and if so if I can see what the results would be as a free action))
 
You see an orange Dragon flying out of nowhere and as he gets closer you notice it has a fire tail, then you see a diamond necklace as he lands in the distance you notice it isn't a Dragon at all but a charizard. Then he opens a pocket dimension in a headband that says "TNT" . Note: I intend on the opening a pocket dimension as my action not the flying
 
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"Trust you? I trust no one I just met in a universe outside of my own with machinery I don't understand. Hell, I can barely trust my own thralls at this point."
A short laugh at the comment of properly containing dangerous items.
"Karpinsky..? That's a... bizarre name. Human, right?
Anyways, C5 works fine for me: I don't think you have the necessary biology to pronounce my name. Besides, the letter 'C' appears to have grown on me. Does it make the /s/ sound or the /k/ sound? Wacky zany, right?
"
[C1 bursts onto the scene, as if Wacky zany were his cue or something]
"That's...
That's not...
You know what? Sure, yeah, that can be the plan for now. Really, I'll just tell you what to do when the time is right. Just be ready, ok- aaaaand he's gone.
"
 
7/40 You'll never see it coming.

The enthusiastic girl about mechas nods to Ocelot, ordering him to fire on the Healer.

Noting that she's vulnerable, she nods to herself and waves to P4, dashing to one of the Terror Cows to terrify it, warping around at high speeds and just slapping at it from various angles to confuse and anger it.
 
1/40
I look at <0>. it probably looks at me?. I look at it. it possibly looks at me. I look at it. it probably doesn't look at me. I look at it. It doesn't look at me. I look at it. It goes back to whatever it was doing. I win the staring contest. as punishment, <0> sees a lot of things in the relevant templar watchtower (newly constructed to hold the portal, away from anything important) suddenly reshape themselves into penrose triangles in rings of light.
sorry, i can't resize the image for some reason?
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this is the symbol for Ordo, or Order, in thaumcraft. therefor, they are now surrounded by order. this will stall and/or weaken them somewhat. Maybe it'll help the templars gain an upper hand?
 
/centurionnull
((Astrec didn't leave, TOG))
"Well what was the plan then?"
"Seriously we need coordination."
 
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"Gentlemen, let me make something clear. I'm not okay with you screwing around with the Elemental Plane of Water on a permanent basis. I'm tolerating your temporary screwing around with it in order to acquire exclusive rights to its unlimited use, mainly because I can always use more water."

"I'm joining your plan in order to make certain that the disruption is minimal, and because I think the multiverse will be a better place if we can use the water. I expect that we will move quickly."
 
/centurionnull
"Alright, I certainly don't want to be on any more watch lists. Dibs on the Leader's curse. Ultimate hydrokinesis will be nice."
 
Astrec uses all the charge he saved up (because I forgot how much I was at), transforming the Clear Thought, turning it into a glowing grey blade, which he brandishes.
Then, he teleports to the portal to the plane, sips a tiny bit of Descendant's Drop, then leaps over to the Alchemiter and makes (Necklace || Sydney's Orbs (From a Webcomic) && Vial of Liquified Superman && Batman's Cape && Flash's Suit && Green Latern Ring && Fantastic Four Comics && Iron Man Suit && Thor's Hammer && Hulk Vial && Superstrength Syringe && Superspeed Syringe && Supersight Syringe && Mindreader && (R'tich && Gauss Gun && Crystal Grower && Heat Manipulator && Teleporter && Spyril && Tensors) && Superhuman Files from Alternate Earth Government Reports && Avengers Poster && A giant stack of comics && DC Universe Model && Marvel Universe Model && Marvel Cinematic Universe Model && Infinity Gaunlet && Peter Parker's Suit && Infinity Gems && Star Lord's Mask && A bunch of assorted superhero memorabilia && The very concept of Superheros && (a ton of other stuff for all the other heros I forgot) = ???) ((DCCCV, can you GM this)) and glowing with golden power, gestures to his teammates.
ASTREC: Let's do this.
He brings up a array of shields, turrets, and weaponary. Large tankmechas appear on both sides of him, armed with Water-freezing weaponary. Then twirls hr his blade, a Space Spear hovering by his side. He readies a variety of weaponry...
 
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Round 34
15/40 we should really hit the Godmodder some more (+4 gdama)

Let's see if the Godmodder's human underneath. Time for a real barrage o' hits...MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAetc., right to all those anime pressure points that make people explode! Hopefully she's been putting off her form change...
As it turns out, the Godmodder's body is composed of solid matter!
"Did you know I can rearrange pressure points?"
She pokes you in a spot where all your pressurepoints are. Ouch.
"Now you do."
27/40 (+4 Godmodder damaged boost)

[Attack weird furry thing that looks like it would have disgusting feet and armpits]
Enjoy your MickeyBabies!
[If this misses tho I swear I will dump a vat of baby powder on the nearest fast-food chain restaurant.]
You dump baby powder into the fey establishment named after some scotsman?
32/40 THUNDERSTRUCK (+4)
In my defense, I was just winging it.
Suddenly, using his multi-dimensional locating and teleporting device and new stealth kazoo, onlookers see LJG appear on his floating platform.
Surprisingly, I have a plan, but I am a firm believer in slacking off, so, I'ma gonna do somethin' else.
With that unnecessary statement, LJG, as always, practically dives into his guitar case. He then pulls out a pack of baby wipes (Cleaning Instrument). He then throws this at "I Have No Idea What This Is." He then takes out another pack of baby wipes and does the same. He then takes and throws approximately 532 baby wipe packs at it using his Metal Catapult (Throwing Instrument). While this may seem pointless, some may be keen to learn that each pack was filled with ANFO and and detonation cord, all triggerable by the big red button LJG keeps in his pocket. This causes and explosion so stupid that it can disintegrate a cement truck. While this happens, LJG is hidden in his guitar case, preventing himself from looking away from the explosion dramatically.
...What exactly are you blowing up?
I am slightly confused, but whatever.
"Bit unnecessary to knock them out since Whis was already accepting the new hierarchy, but whatever. They aren't dead, so the other gods of destruction won't randomly rally before getting themselves wiped out, so I don't particularly care."
Astrec hears my voice again, which I will presume means he is already finding me more annoying than either Fi or Navi from Legend of Zelda, presuming he has played any of those games.
"Just so you know, if that Bomb I gave you/(this is replaced with Astrec in all other copies of the message) is useless on our butterfly friend please tell me. Side note, if someone can shrink the radius of those wings far enough the portal feedback could catch all of them simultaneously, possibly shredding them, and if we are lucky it might do significant damage to the main body. Please mention this and request back up from the rest on that front if they are unwilling to listen to me. I taped this message so every Reality Warper in this group will hear it soon.(last bit is cut from group message) I am just letting you hear first."
With that all other reality warpers hear the message, along with a mental sum up of the issues I mentioned for those who haven't seen them already.
I then fly to the edge of the universe before I warp a small hole between this reality and its opposite number in the cluster it exists in. Once I am in universe Six, I look around to see where the next Dragon Ball is.
Message transmitted, new universe entered.
#20now7?
16/40 is this a DTG game

Hm. Charming. While that's going on, I snipe the enemy Healer with AMERICA LASERS! Red, white, and blue, now with high-velocity magical energy output as well as lasers! Because hell fairies have weird compatibilities!

Demon kings to the last. I wonder if a Makai operation will work here as well.
I'm not going to fight THAT many time giants to retrogen. It'd be a new summon at best, and we have...priorities. Me. You. One out of the other and a decent divorce plan.
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
23k damage to the enemy healer!
13/40

I use the Shadowscythe to heal myself up,and use a charge ti repair it a bit
You heal yourself, but the shadowscythe refuses to be charged!
40/40 Pretty Good
2/40

With the Butterfly gone, and only a scale remaining, the girl heaves a sigh, opening a grey portal in the air, out of which steps a white haired man in a tan trench coat, wielding a revolver with two more at his sides
Revolver Ocelot
HP: 225000/225000
ATK: 100000 (6 shots)
Passive: Reloading In The Heat Of Battle. After 6 shots, Ocelot must spend a turn reloading. If he's not attacked, he gains a 20% damage buff for the next six shots. If he is, he gains 10% dodge chance and 1 AC until his next reload.
Revolver Roulette: 7 Charge. Using his three revolvers, Ocelot will intimidate one enemy with a game of Roulette. Act as though only 1 bullet is in all three guns, and fire six shots (so in essence, six 1/18 chances of hitting). Regardless of whether a successful bullet is fired, the targeted enemy is highly less likely to attack Revolver Ocelot.
Passive: Sadism. Recovers HP equal to 1/10 damage dealt per attack

(I'll work up an actual attack soon)
REVOLVER OCELOT summoned, stats tweaked slightly.
36/40 (claiming +4)
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I pull out an old-fashioned looking walkie-talkie and bark a few orders into it. A distinct "Copy that" is heard from the other end before I put it away.

An airplane flies over the battlefield. (Yes, I use those. They fill a niche, and not everything has to be fancy. If I had an ounce of gold for every time all the plasma drives didn't work under a particular universe's laws of physics...)

Out of the airplane falls a sturdy wooden box, which deploys a parachute. The box crashes onto a Titanic Cow, but it's not done yet. In fact, it's not even open. I walk over to the box and pry it open with a crowbar, revealing a cache of weapons, including a one-handed flamethrower what looks like a cross between a chainsaw and a sword. I pick these weapons up and dual-wield them.

Using the chainsaw-sword, I carve into the Titanic Cow, making sure to burn all of the bits I cut off with the flamethrower. While some butchers can work with Godmodded meat, they're few and far between, and it's generally best to torch the stuff and run.

Speaking of run, looks like my weapons just ran out of fuel. I activate their Grenade-Based Explosive Self-Destruction and throw them at the Titanic Cow. When the dust clears, the box is completely gone.
35k damage to a Titanic Cow!
28/40

[Attack on Terror "Definitely not Wild Mike"]

[If this one misses I will dump fast-food chain secret ingredients all over the nearest baby powder factory.]
25k damage to Wild Mike.
14/40

I Smash the Crimson Scale with some titanium Weights of 10000 KG
17k damage to the Crimson Scale.
33+4(???)/40 BURNING 30
sniper: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

I scan Auma (aka let Auma exposit on the clone's abilities).
Auma casts Dominate Monster on the Monsterpig, with a chance to temporarily mind control it.
The Securitron attacks the Crimson Scale with that AC pen., while Ishmael continues guarding it.
The IRON GOD is ordered carve a rune into another golem, and then return to where he was before and continue spying.

I shout towards the Fire Elementals that, although the squad of magelings I summoned have all died (I think. I honestly lost track of them.), I have reserves. I haven't summoned more out of respect for their alleged sentience. All is fair in war, though, and if they refuse to join us (or flee), I am ready to make them join us.
Okay, let's see, the stats for the Starmaker Clone...
HP: 350,000
ATK: 120,000 +15,000
The Body of a God of Light, capable of manipulating probability, information, and the electromagnetic spectrum.

The Fire Elementals hold their positions. Totally understandable, considering your guys wouldn't leave if the Godmodder said the same things to them.
0/40 +4 GM???? wasn't it +3 per hit before? -11 expending!
Suddenly i look back at the rules, oh hey charges are different and non-linear and stuff now! at 10C an entity has 100,000 HP, but at 11C they have 88,000+100,000! cool and good.
Wait shoot the butterfly's attacking the templar homeland.
not so cool and good.
I quickly pack up all my researchers on a large cheese platter (the cheese is quite exquisite, and provides them with food for the journey, naturally) and take them all with me to the templar lands (this includes the cloning vat ) . I dunno what the templars here will do- they wouldn't provide a meaningful difference back in templarplace, i think, so instead I ask them to figure out the scale. and preferably gain control of it. that's 9C of HP right there... or 1/2 of 11 C. which means 5.5 C. SCALING! anyway, probably worth it especially with the AC and whatever the scale does.

uh... that was a bit of an aimless sort of ramble. ahem. this should be clearer.
my action: I take me researchers, binding stone, a cheese platter, and the cloning vat with me into the templar lands.
Templar orders: figure out that weird scale. unless they want to come help and expect it to be useful, that is. vintage conduit tries to hide them.

Researchers: If you can continue to research while relaxing on a cheese platter, Aron plans a way to speed up cloning, james and steffan make new guard drones and add anything Colt's figured out to them, Colt keep trying to find ways to add weapons (this time with an attempt to make the weapons able to fire syringes which automatically inject on impact), and the now-weapon'd drones attack anyone it makes sense to attack. like, the chaos butterfly, for example.
PGS: blazing charge anyone who attacks muh ppl.
11 Charges
hmhm, 188,000 HP, 12,000 ATK... Alright, here's a summon:
Special Sam 150,000/150,000 HP 1/2 Regemerate 1/3 Hasty work 1/5 Effectname Bubble 1/8 EvoCombobulation
Regemerate grants Special Sam some regeneration (not as a status effect, as an upgrade).
Hasty work does something, quickly and possibly cutting corners.
Effectname bubble makes a bubble tuned to some effect, like 'damage' or 'healing' or 'endless tacos'. (practically, its persistent status effects to entities inside it with a healthbar. that, or a shield)
Evocombobulation changes the list of specials to continue having a special available every round without much waste, and also increases SS's MHP.
What I intend by these charges:
Round 1, nothing. Round 2, Regemerate. round 3, Hasty Work, round 4, regemerate, round 5, EnameBubble, round 6, hasty work, round 7, regemerate, round 8 evocombobulation.

that means either the charge is listed as 1/whatever the round it is used, or it activates the instant its full.
anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyway yeah.


((((By the way DCCCV, Blazing Charge says "Blazing Charge - 3U damage, 3U DoT, target up to 4 entities which affected the same entity or entity group this round (so, does this damage to all targets, not splitting), 3 Energy cost" which means it should also leave them with a status effect which will, after some unspecified amount of time, do the same damage the direct hit did.))))
Entities Ordered.
You take your researchers with you into the Templar Lands, and find that the Chaos Butterfly has already flown away. You can see this, because there is a massive trail of destruction leading away from you.
Special Sam summoned, stats slightly altered.
8/40
AUMA's AGENT
sniper: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

I begin scrying on one of the golems that was with the Godlem. Clearly the plane of fire isn't completely run by imbeciles....
The othergolem has walkedthrough a portal, and is surrounding a location, that I cantquite get a fix on...qho
oh damn, a hiatus? RIP
At least it gives me time to formulate all the alchemies I plan to do.
ALCHEMY TRAIN, CHOO CHOOO!
8/40 (+4 from GM Damage) (Thanks to DC for finding this)

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Astrec does even more alchemy.
Blank Ingot || Adamantite && Andrium && Arenak && Beskar && Bendezium && Brightsteel && Byzanium && Carbonium && Cargonite && Celestial Bronze && Cortosis && Chogokin Z / Super-Alloy Z Chrome && Digizoid && Dalekanium && Darksteel Dragon && Duralloy && Duranium && Durasteel && Durium && Etherium && Gundanium && Gundarium && H-128 && Herculite && Inoson && Iridium-80 && Mithril && Naquadah && Necrodermis && Neosteel && Neutronium && Nth Metal && Octiron ^&& Omnium steel && Orichalcum && Parium && Photafine Steel && Phrikk && Plasti Steel && ProtoZortium && Radium X && Randsdell's Metal && Rearden Metal && Resistium && Runite && Scrith && Sheol && Space Alloy Gren && Synthium && Thyrium && Titanium-A && Transparent Aluminum && Transparisteel && Trinium && Tritanium && Turtleanium && Unobtanium && Unnamed Metal && Uru && Vibranium && Wellstone && X && Yautjavian metal && Zortium && Marysueiam && Ultiamium && Void Metal && Invincibility Essence && Prof´s Shields && <0> Alloy && Aspect Alloy && Codium && Chaos Steel && Chairsteel && Table Iron && Godslayer´s Alloy && Lightsaber-blocking steel stuff i can´t remember the name of && Pulchritude Steel && Chunk of Godmodder´s armor && Dakkaium && Orksteel && Origin Metal && Bedrock && Diamonds && Nuclearstone && Panethon Ingot && Trope Iron && Imperial Gold && Bone Steel && Command Block Ingot && Tinfoil && Flex Tape && Nanomachines (son) && Alantium && Starsteel && Fragment of Forever && Coldsteel && Hotsteel? && Lazite && Teslastone && Every Elemental Plane Alloy && Ouroboros Iron = Voidsteel

Slime Staff || Summoner´s Magykks && Black Lens && Stardust && Bag of Holding && Handle && Hazel Wood && Reality Magykks && Minion Maker && Customizer && Stardust Dragon Staff && Luminite && Voidite = Summoner´s Stave
White Orb || Prophetic Essence && Seer Magykks && Eye && Magic 8 Ball && Anti-Firewall Magykks && Ocular Energy && Black Lens && Scrying Ball && Crystal Ball && GPS System && AI = Delphi Sphere
Plastic Weapons || Piono Figurine = Discount Elemental Alchemies
Fishing Rod || (High Test Fishing Line && Angler Tackle Bag && Sonar && Fishing Boat && Lobster Trap && High Tension Fishing Line && Boeing 747 Engine && Gunpowder) && (Handle && Leather Grip && Gallowsdown Fluffsball) && Hook && (Pocket Dimension || Bait && Lobster Boat && Traps && Nets && Collapsible Boat) = The Fishery
I´m sorry DC. I´m so sorry. also prepare for the Aspect Alchemies.
ACTION:
oh shit astrec man is injured. He yanks out a car
CAR SALESMAN ASTREC: *Slaps car* this bad boy can hold so much heals
PERSON: *confusion*​
CAR SALESMAN ASTREC: Watch *drives car, gets heals*
ASTREC: ..oh no, he entered the Templarlands. JOE, I´ll deal with this. I summoned him, this is my fight.
He brandishes the swissarmyknifemodder, which swaps to the form of a Elemental Mega Buster, and enters the Templar Portal. He locates the butterfly.
ASTREC: HEY BIG RED AND SCALY! Leave the goddamn Templars alone. I´m the one with the Key. Let´s go, You Vs. Me.
Astrec slams a handful of pure Awakening energy and three broken true hero swords into the Entropic Key part of his Knife, and charges, unleashing a blast of Purge from the newfound True Entropic Key into the scaly bastard´s eye.
i don´t know why i did that car heal.
low effort for the win
Wait gun is dead nooo
I steal GUN´s soul from the Soul Net, and promise i´ll make a body for it.
SOON™
Voidsteel, Discount Elemental Alchemies, Summoner's Stave and The Fishery made. The components disappear elsewhere. You heal yourself for 2 HP, since your car salesman is a liar.
The Chaos Butterfly has already carves a swath of destruction on it's way out of the universe. Your blasts of white energy are deflected by Wing 3 for 20k damage, and attracts its attention.
I HAVE N<0> TIME TO SUFFER ANY <0>F Y<0>U F<0>UR.
BEG<0>NE.

It then fires a stream of pure Chaos Energy at you for 3 damage, sending you back to the battlefield.
((From now on, you can only make one alchemy per action.))
I suddenly get the memo that the Butterfly is gone.
"Hey Astrec, you can hang on to that thing for a while if you want to utilize it for alchemies, just be wary that charging with that thing on you will cause it to move towards detonation. Some energy appears to have been given to us from somewhere so i will utilize it now to just set the time until detonation back a bit."(4 charge to bomb, Bomb explosion system active. every time someone charges while holding it while having also taken an action that turn it will tick down one. Current turns spare count at 4. if someone charges at 0 the bomb blows up, and you can absorb the excess temporal energy to insta detonate)
I then proceed to fly to another Dragon Ball, this time the Six Star Ball. It simply shrinks down to the size of a baseball so I can pocket it.
Dragon Ball count: 5
Dragon Ball obtained. The Bomb fails to count down.
((I'm not letting you make a bomb that counts down when the holder charges. It's too complicated to deal with right now.))
My character yells "DOGE " and he takes a swing at the giant cow and then a dark blue text bubble saying "10,000 magic swords impale the thing" and it impale the giant cow and he takes a bite out of a burger and says "hay guys"
20k damage to a Titanic Cow!
15/40


I lead a rally on the AG Side
"Pump,Pump,Pump it Up!!Keep the AG Spirit Up!!"
+3 AG Morale.
Charge 20/40
Hiatus as well should get to this" my characters says and he starts to put something together piece by piece
You put something together!
33/40 THUNDERSTRUCK
Aw man... a hiatus. This means I gotta stop my world tour. I guess this is a good time to...
As you might expect, LJG pulls out another item from his guitar case of useful instruments. This time he pulls out a piece of paper titled THE SONG OF CHEKHOV'S GUN. He also nabs a guitar and starts to play. To say the song is boring is about as accurate as you get. It only uses a few notes, no major chords, it's a little sad to be honest. However, there is exactly one beat at the end of the song that is just filled with energy. Pretty much every note you can play gets played, but each one is just slightly after the other one. It then goes back to being boring. At the end of the song, a gun flies into LJG's hand (After all, it's not the Song of McGuffin). The gun itself just looks like a gun, and just acts like a gun, and just shoots like a gun, but it is cursed so that you can't fire it immediately. Therefore, LJG throws it in his guitar case. What else are you supposed to do with it? It's not useful yet. Yet.
Was that supposed to summon Chekov's Gun? If so, nothing happened. Chekov's Gun has not shown up.
37/40
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I've seen certain plans from my current allies, and I suppose it's time to play my part in it.

I depart the battlefield entirely, leaving a beacon so that I can find my way back. As it happens, we're decently close to an access point for my Hazardous Item storage, so I won't be gone long.

I reach the access point -- a high-tech booth in the middle of nowhere -- and input various credentials, ranging from full biometric scan to allegiance checker to passphrase riddles. A portal opens, taking me to a pocket dimension of my own creation, and I enter. It closes behind me.

I stand on a cliff overlooking a great chasm. On the other side of it sits the Hazardous Item Storage Center. The chasm is something of a metaphor given reality, representing a final obstacle that must be bridged. Reality Anchors dot the landscape, preventing reality warpers from removing the chasm or creating a bridge, or even affecting the laws of physics to fly across. The only space not covered by the Anchors is the edge of the cliff, making it the only access point. There are other defenses, but I'll be leaving those unsaid. Wouldn't want any lurking Godmodders to know all my secrets.

I pull out a remote. This remote only works on the edge of the chasm, and only when I'm holding it. I press its sole button, and a bridge extends from the Storage Center. I cross, and enter the facility proper.

I head straight for Section 56B: Inanimate Apocalyptic Snowballs. (Snowball is, of course, a general term here and its resemblance to the item I seek is purely coincidental). Inside, a series of identical vaults line the halls, with similar chasms to the one outside separating them from the pathway. Control panels at each vault provide a place to input access.

I go to Vault 56B-4-997 and extend the bridge. I cross to the vault, input one final round of credentials, and open it. Inside are three dozen pairs of crystalline frozen water, but not just any frozen water.

One crystal, clearly labeled, is Ice-9, a crystalline structure that, when exposed to water, causes the water to freeze in similar patterns. Extreme heat is required to melt Ice-9, which is prohibitive in practice.

The other crystal, packaged in liquid nitrogen, is Ice-10, which I designed in response to the potential danger of Ice-9. When Ice-10 is exposed to Ice-9, it converts the Ice-9 to ordinary ice, with a typical melting point.

I take a single pair of crystals. I then reseal the vault and exit the facility, being careful to leave it exactly as I found it in every other respect. I exit my pocket dimension and return to the battlefield, using my beacon to guide me.

I then hand the pair of crystals to TOG.
Entering your dimensionworld, you take the ICE-9 and 10, and give it to TOG. What are you doing?
/null

As Karpinsky returns with the pair of crystals, I quickly cast several identifying spells on them. Naturally, I'm suspicious of assassination. I proceed to have some serving ghouls take the crystals into my bag of holding. Back in my home plane, the ICE-9 is split into individual molecules, which are each stored in vials safely and ready for use at will.
"You'll be ready, then, when the rest of us are? Good."
I quickly cast several anti-scrying spells, as I can see that a certain someone is going to be coming up to us and spilling all kinds of beans in a few minutes.
"I never got your name, by the way."
You put the ICE-9 and 10 into your own demiplane. Wow. Everyone has their own planes now.
#aeiou
/null

"My friend, it seems you don't trust me. Then again, your mystical connections make me a bit suspicious as a matter of principle, so perhaps I shouldn't be talking...
Anyways, don't worry. I know how to handle dangerous substances.
Name's Karpinsky, by the way. And yours is?
"
#hashtags
/centurionnull
Astrec appears where Karp and TOG are, and brandishes his weapons.
ASTREC: C1, reporting for duty. Did we ever decide on a name for ourselves, by the way?
ASTREC: Anyway, so the plan is, we poof into the elemental Plane of water, we use the Ice-9 to draw him out, then use it on him, unleash the mechas, the I use the Swissarmyknifemodder to stop him from unleashing his curse, or at least keep it contained, while you guys pump attacks into him?
ASTREC: I think that's the plan, anyway.

While astrec waits, he prepares some more schematics for alchemies, putting them into a holoalchemiter, seeing what the result would be.
Necklace || Sydney's Orbs (From a Webcomic) && Vial of Liquified Superman && Batman's Cape && Flash's Suit && Green Latern Ring && Fantastic Four Comics && Iron Man Suit && Thor's Hammer && Hulk Vial && Superstrength Syringe && Superspeed Syringe && Supersight Syringe && Mindreader && (R'tich && Gauss Gun && Crystal Grower && Heat Manipulator && Teleporter && Spyril && Tensors) && Superhuman Files from Alternate Earth Government Reports && Avengers Poster && A giant stack of comics && DC Universe Model && Marvel Universe Model && Marvel Cinematic Universe Model && Infinity Gaunlet && Peter Parker's Suit && Infinity Gems && Star Lord's Mask && A bunch of assorted superhero memorabilia && The very concept of Superheros && (a ton of other stuff for all the other heros I forgot) = ???
((OOC: This is to see if DCCCV will GM alchemies, and if so if I can see what the results would be as a free action))
#fallenstar
...Your alchemy will create an object named, Ankh of Death.
You see an orange Dragon flying out of nowhere and as he gets closer you notice it has a fire tail, then you see a diamond necklace as he lands in the distance you notice it isn't a Dragon at all but a charizard. Then he opens a pocket dimension in a headband that says "TNT" . Note: I intend on the opening a pocket dimension as my action not the flying
Welcome! TNT Pocket Dimension made, but not used on anything!
/null

"Trust you? I trust no one I just met in a universe outside of my own with machinery I don't understand. Hell, I can barely trust my own thralls at this point."
A short laugh at the comment of properly containing dangerous items.
"Karpinsky..? That's a... bizarre name. Human, right?
Anyways, C5 works fine for me: I don't think you have the necessary biology to pronounce my name. Besides, the letter 'C' appears to have grown on me. Does it make the /s/ sound or the /k/ sound? Wacky zany, right?
"
[C1 bursts onto the scene, as if Wacky zany were his cue or something]
"That's...
That's not...
You know what? Sure, yeah, that can be the plan for now. Really, I'll just tell you what to do when the time is right. Just be ready, ok- aaaaand he's gone.
"
#butiwontsaveyou
7/40 You'll never see it coming.

The enthusiastic girl about mechas nods to Ocelot, ordering him to fire on the Healer.

Noting that she's vulnerable, she nods to herself and waves to P4, dashing to one of the Terror Cows to terrify it, warping around at high speeds and just slapping at it from various angles to confuse and anger it.
40k damage to a Titanic Cow, not a Terror Cow. Terror Cow is dead.
1/40
I look at <0>. it probably looks at me?. I look at it. it possibly looks at me. I look at it. it probably doesn't look at me. I look at it. It doesn't look at me. I look at it. It goes back to whatever it was doing. I win the staring contest. as punishment, <0> sees a lot of things in the relevant templar watchtower (newly constructed to hold the portal, away from anything important) suddenly reshape themselves into penrose triangles in rings of light.
sorry, i can't resize the image for some reason?
)

this is the symbol for Ordo, or Order, in thaumcraft. therefor, they are now surrounded by order. this will stall and/or weaken them somewhat. Maybe it'll help the templars gain an upper hand?
As the Chaos Butterfly did not stick around, your symbol of Order has no effect on it.
/centurionnull
((Astrec didn't leave, TOG))
"Well what was the plan then?"
"Seriously we need coordination."
#thouartlonely
/null

"Gentlemen, let me make something clear. I'm not okay with you screwing around with the Elemental Plane of Water on a permanent basis. I'm tolerating your temporary screwing around with it in order to acquire exclusive rights to its unlimited use, mainly because I can always use more water."

"I'm joining your plan in order to make certain that the disruption is minimal, and because I think the multiverse will be a better place if we can use the water. I expect that we will move quickly."
#inescapable
/centurionnull
"Alright, I certainly don't want to be on any more watch lists. Dibs on the Leader's curse. Ultimate hydrokinesis will be nice."
#36tothe8th
Astrec uses all the charge he saved up (because I forgot how much I was at), transforming the Clear Thought, turning it into a glowing grey blade, which he brandishes.
Then, he teleports to the portal to the plane, sips a tiny bit of Descendant's Drop, then leaps over to the Alchemiter and makes (Necklace || Sydney's Orbs (From a Webcomic) && Vial of Liquified Superman && Batman's Cape && Flash's Suit && Green Latern Ring && Fantastic Four Comics && Iron Man Suit && Thor's Hammer && Hulk Vial && Superstrength Syringe && Superspeed Syringe && Supersight Syringe && Mindreader && (R'tich && Gauss Gun && Crystal Grower && Heat Manipulator && Teleporter && Spyril && Tensors) && Superhuman Files from Alternate Earth Government Reports && Avengers Poster && A giant stack of comics && DC Universe Model && Marvel Universe Model && Marvel Cinematic Universe Model && Infinity Gaunlet && Peter Parker's Suit && Infinity Gems && Star Lord's Mask && A bunch of assorted superhero memorabilia && The very concept of Superheros && (a ton of other stuff for all the other heros I forgot) = ???) ((DCCCV, can you GM this)) and glowing with golden power, gestures to his teammates.
ASTREC: Let's do this.
He brings up a array of shields, turrets, and weaponary. Large tankmechas appear on both sides of him, armed with Water-freezing weaponary. Then twirls hr his blade, a Space Spear hovering by his side. He readies a variety of weaponry...
Death's Ankh created.

The Godmodder chops the Deflection Totem for a (deflected) 40k, and wrings her hand out. P4 heals a monsterpig for 50k, applying bandages and a healing salve. The Titanic Cows drive over Securitron, the Lunar Sworn, and the Lunar Priest for 120k damage, before taking another 60k damage from the Guardian Spirit's attack the previous round. The Monsterpigs then take a bite at MechaEnthusiast and Auma for 60k damage each. The Terror Terror, which is my new name for that creature, miraculously takes a breather. The Healer heals up a Titanic Cow for a measly 6k, and the Fire Elementals burn the Clone Engineers for 8k each.
+2 PG Morale
-2 AG Morale

The Researchers add another Guard Drone, and improve damage slightly. The Lunar Matriarch heals Securitron for 50k, while Ishmael lies on the ground, bleeding from Butterfly Scales, which is something I never expected to say, and the Cloning Vat Clones. Auma casts Dominate Monster on a Monsterpig. It has a 70% Chance of attacking the PGs next round. The Hen's egg finally hatches, and out comes a giant baby chick! Let's call it... the Grace Chicken. It's sleeping right now. Let's let it sleep for now. The Clone Engineers repair the Cloning Vat for another 6k, while the Templars take a look at the scale, and come to the conclusion that it must be destroyed, as it is impossible to control. They destroy it slightly for 25k damage. Securitron attacks the Crimson Scale for another 20k damage, and the Guard Drone shocks the Healer for 12k damage.
+4 AG Morale

Itinerary:
Finish off the rest of the Barnyard.
Destroy The Godmodder.

ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [AG]
PG MORALE: 63%
AG MORALE: 66%

[GM] The Godmodder. 56/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield.
[PG] P4. Is unhappy.
[PG][ELITE] Titanic Cow. 98,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack!
[PG][ELITE] Titanic Cow. 53,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack!
[PG][ELITE] Titanic Cow. 211,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack!

[PG] Monsterpig. 149,000/300,000 Hp.
[PG] Monsterpig. 125,000/300,000 Hp. 70% Chance to attack PG!
[PG][BOSS] i have no idea what this is. 406,000/600,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[PG] Healer. 12,000/145,000 Hp. Defected!
[PG] Fire Elemental. 40,000/40,000 Hp. 3 AC. x2

[???] Crimson Scale. 28,000/90,000 Hp. 3 AC. Butterfly Effect: 1/3.

[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 5/10. Bodyguarding Researchers.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 78,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. In Stasis!
[AG-JOE] Aron. 14,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 2. Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 2.
[AG-JOE] Aron's Squadmates. 14,000/14,000 Hp. x17
[AG-JOE] James. 14,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 2. Specialty: Production & Engineering! Work Points: 2.
[AG-JOE] James' Squadmates. 14,000/14,000 Hp. x17
[AG-JOE] Colt. 20,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 1. Specialty: Weaponry/ Work Points: 1
[AG-JOE] Colt's Squadmates. 20,000/20,000 Hp. x6
[AG-JOE] Steffan. 20,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 1. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 1.
[AG-JOE] Steffan's Squadmates. 20,000/20,000 Hp. x6
[AG-JOE] Soul Net. 105,000/120,000 Hp. 144 Soul Units.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG] Winkins 8/20 Hp. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 8/12. Bodyguarding Matriarch!
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Lunar Matriarch. 163,000/450,000 Hp. Lunar Salvation: 4/5. To The Moon's Call: 4/8. Morale Made! [A] Repair Stone.
[AG-TOG] Ishmael. 20,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge Change. Defected! Bodyguarding Cloning Vat!
[AG-TOG] Cloning Vat. 235,000/300,000 Hp. Currently Cloning: AMALGAMATION. 10%.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] Auma. 290,000/350,000 Hp. [A] Necklace of Auma. +15,000 Attack. Supplying an Intellect.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Grace Chicken. 320,000/320,000 Hp.

[AG-Winkins] Clone Engineer 17,000/25,000 Hp. x2
[AG-JOE] Templar Portal. Hp worth of Templars left: 78,000.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x3
[AG-JOE] Vintage FABBER Conduit. 10,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG-TOG] Securitron. 67,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Armorpierce 1. Regenerates 12k per round. Grenades: 2/2. Rockets: 2/5.
[AG-JOE] Guard Drone. 55,000/55,000 Hp. 1 AC. Armed with weaponry. x2.
[AG-Nedben] Deflection Totem. 20,000/60,000 Hp. Deflects the first 40k damage coming from the Godmodder's side each round!
[AG-Enerald] Revolver Ocelot. 225,000/225,000 Hp. Reload: 1/3. Revolver Roulette: 1/7.
[AG-JOE] Special Sam 120,000/120,000 Hp. Regemerate: 1/2. Hasty Work: 1/3. X-Bubble: 1/5. EvoCombobulation: 1/8.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 13/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 9/11.
[AG] Astrec. 8/20 Hp. [A] Clear Thought. +16,000 Attack. [A] Orange Lances. x5. Space Energy Charges: 13. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. +30,000 Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp. [A] Re Orbis. +5,000 Attack in General. [A] Descended's Draught. 1/2 Uses. [A] Summoner's Stave. 3/3 Uses. Improves Summoning. [A] Delphi Orb. Improves Scrying. [A] Voidsteel. [A] Discount Elemental Alchemies. +25,000 Attack. [A] The Fishery. [A] Death's Ankh. Draught Drunk, +10,000 ATK for 3 rounds, Vulnerable in same period.
[AG] mechaEnthusiast. 8/20 Hp. [A] Great Flame Chaos Zweihander +10. +14,000 Attack.
 
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2/40
look, if <0> never looked at me to begin with, then it clearly lost the staring contest, which means it's still being chased by non-euclidean triangles.
Templar orders: without their castle, they should work to make another one. or at least, the beginnings of one. miners will mine, if there's something to mine. vintage conduit makes a new GC setup for the new beginnings-of-a-castle. special sam joins the templars. guard drone keeps them all from dying, and attacks whoever.

researchers: new system's in place- remarkably similar to the original steffan system, with RP to premade uses n' all that.
this round, create a single standard guard drone. keep it in the templar lands for now, as insurance against <0>. if anyone transfers enough charges to WP to buy something and asks for that something, let'm have it: this order stands for always.
 
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9/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

Auma controls blinds the Godmodder by bending literally all light to flow around her.
"Ishmael, I can provide you an escape from all this fighting. Would you like to return to my home plane? You will be cared and provided for until you are once again ready to fight; this time with allies."
If he doesn't take the out, he continues bodyguarding the Securitron Mk.II.
The Securitron Mk.II uses grenades on one of the Titanic Cows who would actually survive the attack.


I cast Eagle's Splendor on Karpinsky before he enters the portal, increasing his charisma slightly for the duration. He probably needs it, in all honesty.
 
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17/40 He Knows

Stare aggressively at the Godmodder. I'm fact, stare daggers at her. The daggers then drown her in eyeballs. Get E Y E D.

#aeiou has been invoked. How surprising that We-and-We would have Our extension-allies aligned here.
 
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10/40
AUMA's AGENT: light-bending
Ishmael: bodyguarding
Grenades: 1/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
Rockets: 1/5 a free-action, charged attack; ignores enemy dodge

As much as I hate to admit it, going for diplomacy is probably the smarter move here, so long as we take control of the plane in the end.

I scry upon my own IRON GODLEM, and then order it to head over to P2. I repeatedly state through the GODLEM "A greeting from the emperor. He wishes to parlay." until P2 agrees to talk.
 
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3/40

being in the templar lands, I walk over to the highest-ranking templar nearby and explain what happened, why it is exceptional, and how I will try to keep it from happening again (making this universe not a shortcut to anywhere). while that's happening, I conjure a bunch of bricks and throw them through the portal behind me without looking. when they land on the battlefield, they help the templars with their new and reduced castle.
 
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38/40
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I deploy a Personal Portable SCUBA Kit, put it on, and enter the portal to the Elemental Plane of Water. I approach Poseidon, maintaining a respectful distance while ensuring that he can hear me. My SCUBA kit has a built-in megaphone, and water is pretty good at transporting sound, besides which it's his domain. He hears me.

"Mighty lord of water, I approach you as a supplicant, asking a simple favor. I and my allies face a great enemy of fire, and I would request your help in subduing him and his legions of fire elementals.

I am, at this time, willing to pay a price you deem sufficient in return for your expenditure in this task. As combatant against a Godmodder, I hold great power and am willing to spend it to repay you. All I ask in return is that you crush the fire elemental known as the Second Praetorian, along with all his forces... and perhaps allow a few smaller favors into the bargain.

Again, I humbly thank you for allowing me to speak, and ask that for now you hear my words and do not retaliate in anger.
"

While speaking these words, I look him over, paying attention to his trident and how he's holding it.
 
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8/40

Ocelot, fire upon the Healer, and go for fancy ricochet shots on another random 5 enemies.

The girl grabs the crimson scale from the chaos butterfly, and grasps her blade in two hands, slamming it down on the scale, circle strafing around the scale to go for a backstab. This makes complete sense and nothing you say can change that.

From there.... Crimson Scale++A metric fuckton of explosives. That is the alchemy she chooses to make. This is totally not a setup for another attack...
 
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