- Location
- Unknown
My character says " see you. " with a red gem in hand. And dashes away
- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
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1. @DCCCV LGJ is definitely very glad he isn't vulnerable (He is raiding a ship now. Vulnerability is not useful for that). However, he is a man of reason, having, as mentioned earlier, a degree in law. He understands that he was acting both recklessly and out of character based on his values before. Basically, no hard feelings. By the way, not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but if LJG is no longer vulnerable, does that make him invulnerable? (Just kidding)
2. @Ender_Smirk In case you didn't read the parenthesis, he has a skull in his guitar case that can regrow his body as long as he releases his conscious. Even though he is a crazy rocker, the rocker bit is top priority. He could probably transfer his sentience in a millisecond, which he would do the second he hears "H" of Hakai. His body's at one HP, not his soul. Of course, his plan is totally gonna work
, so he doesn't need to worry. The ship does seem to be able to move at FTL after all.
1. @DCCCV LGJ is definitely very glad he isn't vulnerable (He is raiding a ship now. Vulnerability is not useful for that). However, he is a man of reason, having, as mentioned earlier, a degree in law. He understands that he was acting both recklessly and out of character based on his values before. Basically, no hard feelings. By the way, not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but if LJG is no longer vulnerable, does that make him invulnerable? (Just kidding)
2. @Ender_Smirk In case you didn't read the parenthesis, he has a skull in his guitar case that can regrow his body as long as he releases his conscious. Even though he is a crazy rocker, the rocker bit is top priority. He could probably transfer his sentience in a millisecond, which he would do the second he hears "H" of Hakai. His body's at one HP, not his soul. Of course, his plan is totally gonna work
, so he doesn't need to worry. The ship does seem to be able to move at FTL after all. 
- Location
- A Random Dimension in the Infinite Multiverse
Good. Didn't want a background detail the Godmodder's forces (Read DCCCV) decided to interact with to kill a player as a side effect./null
1. @DCCCV LGJ is definitely very glad he isn't vulnerable (He is raiding a ship now. Vulnerability is not useful for that). However, he is a man of reason, having, as mentioned earlier, a degree in law. He understands that he was acting both recklessly and out of character based on his values before. Basically, no hard feelings. By the way, not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but if LJG is no longer vulnerable, does that make him invulnerable? (Just kidding)
2. @Ender_Smirk In case you didn't read the parenthesis, he has a skull in his guitar case that can regrow his body as long as he releases his conscious. Even though he is a crazy rocker, the rocker bit is top priority. He could probably transfer his sentience in a millisecond, which he would do the second he hears "H" of Hakai. His body's at one HP, not his soul. Of course, his plan is totally gonna work
FlamingFlapjacks
Descendant, also Lord of Antarctica
- Location
- Wherever things are flammable
Astrec watches Ender_Smirk.
...that's it.
You're a idiot, Smirky. Ya know that? And I do not like idiots. Especially reality warping idiots. So.
I'm going to, to-
Astrec takes a breath in, calming himself down.
You know what? How about we strife? You, me, and a fight. No restrictions, you versus me. Setting: A un-inhabited wild plant far in the Void, ungoverned.
I'll prepare. See you there. If not, I'm still going to try and stop you. Seriously, you're insane. You need to be stopped, you and your gods. See you there, Smirky.
Astrec's clone poofs away in a flash of light, leaving a slip of paper with the coordinates of the planet....
-=STRIFE PREPARATIONS=-
Astrec re-appears at the battlefield, well, actually his mind-clone (purple him) does.
Time to get ready.
He strides over to the Grand Alchemiter, and concentrates, creating a dome around it, protecting him from the sounds of the war. Then, he gets to work.
First on my list, breaking the laws of swiss army knifes. Are those laws a thing? No idea, breaking them anyway.
*whew*
Here we go
Swiss Army Knife || (Pistol && Rifle && Machine Gun && Sub-Machine Gun && Automatic Rifle && Sniper && Laser Gun && Laser Rifle && Laser Laser && Laser Machine Gun && Golden Gun && Laser Sniper && Gravitronics && Super Gun && Gun that can kill the Future && Gun that can kill the Present && Gun that kills people && Device that propels small metal pellets at high speeds (Every Gungeon Gun) && Itisa Pistol && Chair Gun && Dream Gun && Nuclear Machine Gun && Godhand && the gun that can kill the past && Pew Pew Gun && Bill Gun && Scanner && Atomic Boomstick && Grenade Launcher && Grenade Machine Gun && Super RPG && RPG && Point and Click && Gravity Gun && Portal Gun && Gauss Gun && Tesla's Terror && LASSSERRRR && lazer && Dakka Destroyer && Kaliber's Oath && Table Shotgun && Shotgun && Laser Shotgun && Grenade Shotgun && Atomic Rifle && Nuclear Handgun && Hand Cannon && Coin Gun && Subspace Scourge && Mind's Eye) && (Sword && Scimitar && Zweihander && Broadsword && Godsword && Katana && Shortsword && Knife && Throwing Knife && Subtle Knife && Laser Sword && Laser Katana && Gravity Sword && Soul Eater && Armistyx && Excalibur && Caliburn && Edgesword && Coldsteel's Edge && Utility Sword && EARTH (calamity mod) && (every elemental plane's essence || Sword) ) && Hookshot && (All of hat kid's hats) && Technopath essence && Essence of every superpower that ends in essence && Gravity Core && Magnet Core && (every bill nye episode) && Core of Void && Jar of Space && Jar of Hope && Jar of Rage && Jar of Doom && Jar of Breath && Jar of Time && Jar of Space && Jar of Light && Jar of Heart && Jar of Mind && Jar of Life && Jar of Blood (the ASPECT) && Laser Core && Jar of Conceptual Plane of Superpowers Energy && Jar of Magic Essence && (Harmsway || Dominus Healing Potion && Awakened Red's Potion && Insta Healer && Nanomachines (son) && Healium && Potion Fractal && Buffer 2000 Deluxe && Medi-Gun && Reviver && Death's Bane &&) && Jetpack && Spyril && Heat Manipulator && Cold Manipulator && Gravitronics && [REDACTED] && Iron Man Suit && Iron Spider Suit && Mechbuster Suit && Utility Belt && Every Multitool ever && Clockwork Magykss & Bullshit device && Grappling Hook && Teleporter && Pool Bullshit && Sewing Noodles && Every Game console ever && Phones && Mega Buster Ultimate && Infinity Gauntlet Ultimate && (All of the SOUL Traits in a jar, Because I'm a lazy ass) && Watch && Alchemiter && (A shitton of crafting tables) && Cloning Device && Skyscraper && R'tich && Grappling Hook && Calamity's Eye && Entropic Key && Problem Slueth's Sword && Seer's Eye && Pool Ball && Billiards && Fortune's Hand && Lady Luck's Dice && OCCCCTEEETSSSS && d e a t h && Chaos Emeralds && Laser Party Machine && Godmodder Figurines && Piono? && Piano && Monolith && Technopath Powers && Meme Tea && c h e e s e c a k e && Wumpus Plushie && Curse of <0> && Praetorian Comics Entire Set && History of the Multiverse By [lovecraftian text] && Angel's Hand && Horrorterror's Tendril && CLOWN PLUSHIE && Dark Carnival Merch && Paradox Essence && Pencil && A Entire City && Cowboy Hat (yeehaw motherfuckers) = The Swissarmyknifemodder
The Swissarmyknifemodder: The ultimate swiss army knife. Why the hell did you make this, you madlad.
(not a actually living thing, just a really powerful swiss army knife)
Astrec smiles.
YEEHAW
Now for...
Glove || Pickpocket's Spirit && Money && Coin gun && How to rob people blind! 99.9$ By Rich Guy && Essence of Thievy Boi && Stolen Riches && Metaphysical Shit && Fourth Wall Shard && Speed Power && Flash Suit && Cleverness Potion && Ultimate Four Leaf Clover = Thief's Grasp
He slips on Thief's Grasp, grabs the Swissarmyknifemodder, which transforms into a godarm, which he equips, and then he heads off to prepare for battle. He teleports to the planet, and waits, making some last minute preparations.
The Grand Alchemiter spews out a giant ball of smoke and flame at the PGs in protest of being abused.
Entity Orders:
Metal Gear GUN: Use Hailstorm on the Terror Animals, target ones with highest damage.
((Is hailstorm overcharged))
((I regret nothing))
...that's it.
You're a idiot, Smirky. Ya know that? And I do not like idiots. Especially reality warping idiots. So.
I'm going to, to-
Astrec takes a breath in, calming himself down.
You know what? How about we strife? You, me, and a fight. No restrictions, you versus me. Setting: A un-inhabited wild plant far in the Void, ungoverned.
I'll prepare. See you there. If not, I'm still going to try and stop you. Seriously, you're insane. You need to be stopped, you and your gods. See you there, Smirky.
Astrec's clone poofs away in a flash of light, leaving a slip of paper with the coordinates of the planet....
-=STRIFE PREPARATIONS=-
Astrec re-appears at the battlefield, well, actually his mind-clone (purple him) does.
Time to get ready.
He strides over to the Grand Alchemiter, and concentrates, creating a dome around it, protecting him from the sounds of the war. Then, he gets to work.
First on my list, breaking the laws of swiss army knifes. Are those laws a thing? No idea, breaking them anyway.
*whew*
Here we go
Swiss Army Knife || (Pistol && Rifle && Machine Gun && Sub-Machine Gun && Automatic Rifle && Sniper && Laser Gun && Laser Rifle && Laser Laser && Laser Machine Gun && Golden Gun && Laser Sniper && Gravitronics && Super Gun && Gun that can kill the Future && Gun that can kill the Present && Gun that kills people && Device that propels small metal pellets at high speeds (Every Gungeon Gun) && Itisa Pistol && Chair Gun && Dream Gun && Nuclear Machine Gun && Godhand && the gun that can kill the past && Pew Pew Gun && Bill Gun && Scanner && Atomic Boomstick && Grenade Launcher && Grenade Machine Gun && Super RPG && RPG && Point and Click && Gravity Gun && Portal Gun && Gauss Gun && Tesla's Terror && LASSSERRRR && lazer && Dakka Destroyer && Kaliber's Oath && Table Shotgun && Shotgun && Laser Shotgun && Grenade Shotgun && Atomic Rifle && Nuclear Handgun && Hand Cannon && Coin Gun && Subspace Scourge && Mind's Eye) && (Sword && Scimitar && Zweihander && Broadsword && Godsword && Katana && Shortsword && Knife && Throwing Knife && Subtle Knife && Laser Sword && Laser Katana && Gravity Sword && Soul Eater && Armistyx && Excalibur && Caliburn && Edgesword && Coldsteel's Edge && Utility Sword && EARTH (calamity mod) && (every elemental plane's essence || Sword) ) && Hookshot && (All of hat kid's hats) && Technopath essence && Essence of every superpower that ends in essence && Gravity Core && Magnet Core && (every bill nye episode) && Core of Void && Jar of Space && Jar of Hope && Jar of Rage && Jar of Doom && Jar of Breath && Jar of Time && Jar of Space && Jar of Light && Jar of Heart && Jar of Mind && Jar of Life && Jar of Blood (the ASPECT) && Laser Core && Jar of Conceptual Plane of Superpowers Energy && Jar of Magic Essence && (Harmsway || Dominus Healing Potion && Awakened Red's Potion && Insta Healer && Nanomachines (son) && Healium && Potion Fractal && Buffer 2000 Deluxe && Medi-Gun && Reviver && Death's Bane &&) && Jetpack && Spyril && Heat Manipulator && Cold Manipulator && Gravitronics && [REDACTED] && Iron Man Suit && Iron Spider Suit && Mechbuster Suit && Utility Belt && Every Multitool ever && Clockwork Magykss & Bullshit device && Grappling Hook && Teleporter && Pool Bullshit && Sewing Noodles && Every Game console ever && Phones && Mega Buster Ultimate && Infinity Gauntlet Ultimate && (All of the SOUL Traits in a jar, Because I'm a lazy ass) && Watch && Alchemiter && (A shitton of crafting tables) && Cloning Device && Skyscraper && R'tich && Grappling Hook && Calamity's Eye && Entropic Key && Problem Slueth's Sword && Seer's Eye && Pool Ball && Billiards && Fortune's Hand && Lady Luck's Dice && OCCCCTEEETSSSS && d e a t h && Chaos Emeralds && Laser Party Machine && Godmodder Figurines && Piono? && Piano && Monolith && Technopath Powers && Meme Tea && c h e e s e c a k e && Wumpus Plushie && Curse of <0> && Praetorian Comics Entire Set && History of the Multiverse By [lovecraftian text] && Angel's Hand && Horrorterror's Tendril && CLOWN PLUSHIE && Dark Carnival Merch && Paradox Essence && Pencil && A Entire City && Cowboy Hat (yeehaw motherfuckers) = The Swissarmyknifemodder
The Swissarmyknifemodder: The ultimate swiss army knife. Why the hell did you make this, you madlad.
(not a actually living thing, just a really powerful swiss army knife)
Astrec smiles.
YEEHAW
Now for...
Glove || Pickpocket's Spirit && Money && Coin gun && How to rob people blind! 99.9$ By Rich Guy && Essence of Thievy Boi && Stolen Riches && Metaphysical Shit && Fourth Wall Shard && Speed Power && Flash Suit && Cleverness Potion && Ultimate Four Leaf Clover = Thief's Grasp
He slips on Thief's Grasp, grabs the Swissarmyknifemodder, which transforms into a godarm, which he equips, and then he heads off to prepare for battle. He teleports to the planet, and waits, making some last minute preparations.
The Grand Alchemiter spews out a giant ball of smoke and flame at the PGs in protest of being abused.
Entity Orders:
Metal Gear GUN: Use Hailstorm on the Terror Animals, target ones with highest damage.
((Is hailstorm overcharged))
((I regret nothing))
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- Location
- A Random Dimension in the Infinite Multiverse
"Why am I an idiot? I went to a dimension with insanely powerful creatures to attempt to gain a power increase, how does that make me an idiot? Everything else besides me avoiding confrontation has been other's attempts to do damage to one of said creature's natural conclusion. Me being here had no bearing on that in the first place. Or are you accusing all of my actions of being idiotic? If so then I can see that to a small degree, but not to a large one. Also, Why are you drawing attention to yourself and me while we are in that universe? Also, Beerus is a natural part of this universe which, if you couldn't tell I HAVE BEEN AVOIDING LIKE THE PLAGUE! I AM TERRIFIED OF HIM, AND I WAS JUST SLIGHTLY ENTERTAINED THAT SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY COULD CAPTURE HIM WITH A SINGLE SHIP. FOR REFERENCE, replace BEERUS with GODMODDER. That is how ridiculous their plan was. He is not my god, nor is whis, even ignoring the fact that Whis is an Angel if you want to be technical. I am just watching a fight unfold, and I have no sway over Beerus. I didn't summon him, or anything like that, I entered his home field, planned to avoid him, and then these suicidal godmodder drones attacked him. I described the result to everyone. END, OF, STORY. SO please, do not force me to fight you. I will if I must, but I do not want to at all. I am a man of peace when I can manage, these situations just require more fighting than I would like. I hope you can understand, but if you cannot, I will see you at your plant. I just wanted to clear that up."
(If you couldn't tell this is insane levels of IC speech, so reply in kind or I will be forced to ignore you. Also, your ideas, though occassionally pretty cool, don't constantly work perfect either. Please do not decide to attack my character for a stylistic issue, or being in character, or using the fact that a Dragon Ball dimension was statistically fairly probable in a multiverse. I see no reason your character should care about Smirk as of now, unless he hates merciful action towards the Godmodder's forces, or hates those who want to hear both sides of a story. They haven't even been at the same place at the same time before for crying out loud. Sorry, but I felt the need to rant a bit. I will respond appropriately in character next round.)
- Location
- [DATA EXPUNGED]
Davis: I appear on the field, accompanied by two custom genetically-engineered anime girls, who happen to be my assistants. Say hi.
Miki: hey.
Yuzumi: hi!
Davis: Wait up, I'm gonna go attack some terrors.
Davis: I ask the Terror Cow if he's heard of the recent discovery of a second order of Sugon-Bophades knots. What are the Sugon-Bophades knots, you ask? Well, why don't you SUG-ON BOFA-DEEZ NUTS! I shout, presenting a pair of metal hex nuts. They are also made of highly deadly polonium-210. I shove them down the Terror Cow's throat regardless of what it does.
Miki: you know what, for a ligma joke, that was legitimately impressive.
Yuzumi: twenty-two charges. wait, when did we get this much charge? we just got here, didn't we? or am i forgetting something?!
Davis: Don't question it.
Miki: hey.
Yuzumi: hi!
Davis: Wait up, I'm gonna go attack some terrors.
Davis: I ask the Terror Cow if he's heard of the recent discovery of a second order of Sugon-Bophades knots. What are the Sugon-Bophades knots, you ask? Well, why don't you SUG-ON BOFA-DEEZ NUTS! I shout, presenting a pair of metal hex nuts. They are also made of highly deadly polonium-210. I shove them down the Terror Cow's throat regardless of what it does.
Miki: you know what, for a ligma joke, that was legitimately impressive.
Yuzumi: twenty-two charges. wait, when did we get this much charge? we just got here, didn't we? or am i forgetting something?!
Davis: Don't question it.
- Location
- Canada
2 Charges
To quickly follow up with prolonging my entities lives, I man the Clone Barracks to crank out a Riot Trooper and 2 more normal Troopers. As soon as they came out, I quickly geared them up and placed them in front of the barracks to tank any attacks heading towards the Barrack.
To quickly follow up with prolonging my entities lives, I man the Clone Barracks to crank out a Riot Trooper and 2 more normal Troopers. As soon as they came out, I quickly geared them up and placed them in front of the barracks to tank any attacks heading towards the Barrack.
- Location
- 1
9/40
I look at the binding stone... goddarnit! it keeps taking damage, but... no, I have to do other things first. things are falling apart, but... nay.
Ahem! originally, there were 60 scientists, or 56 squadmates, james, jason, steffan and aron. now, that's 1 more named per 15 scientists. and so, of the... how many? well, that's gotta be at least 12... of the many squadmates cloned- definitely at least 12 since there's 6 unharmed in each squad, and probably a few got cloned before the godmodder did the sidespace-destroy, so a new named scientist! whoever the most skilled, knowledgeable, or otherwise exceptional member of this group is, they are selected and granted a name. probably not a fitting one, but past experience says there's a 25% chance of them getting a fitting one (Jason got his name because .json is a file extension iirc). we'll see. make their role whatever you want, DCCCV!
I look at the binding stone... goddarnit! it keeps taking damage, but... no, I have to do other things first. things are falling apart, but... nay.
Ahem! originally, there were 60 scientists, or 56 squadmates, james, jason, steffan and aron. now, that's 1 more named per 15 scientists. and so, of the... how many? well, that's gotta be at least 12... of the many squadmates cloned- definitely at least 12 since there's 6 unharmed in each squad, and probably a few got cloned before the godmodder did the sidespace-destroy, so a new named scientist! whoever the most skilled, knowledgeable, or otherwise exceptional member of this group is, they are selected and granted a name. probably not a fitting one, but past experience says there's a 25% chance of them getting a fitting one (Jason got his name because .json is a file extension iirc). we'll see. make their role whatever you want, DCCCV!
FlamingFlapjacks
Descendant, also Lord of Antarctica
- Location
- Wherever things are flammable
((Sorry bout that! Will try and fix stuff)
I'm mad because you're a descended. A descended is a hero! And yet you come prancing along smashing up planets, and throwing around gods! You're aggravating gods to get some stuff you could probably get quite quickly with descendant powers, and then not doing anything to stop said gods with your powers! You're descended!
Astrec stops for a moment, thinking
*sigh* Ah whatever. I'm being a idiot, aren't I? I'm sorry. I got a "bit" carried away. Part of my point stands though: Act smarter with this. Stop those gods, don't aggravate any more, and use your powers. My offer for a duel still stands though. I wish to see the result of a battle between two descended.
Astrec alchemizes some more stuff because why not:
He equips Re Orbis and stuffs the draught into a literal pocket dimension.
METAL GEAR GUN: Combat Operandi: Beating the shit out of those motorcycles!
Astrec summons up a book titles Pulchritude: How to harness, and begins to read...
Sidequest Started: Scythequest
Objective: Find a way to summon or make Armistyx! Current Goal: Learn how to harness Pulchritude so you can get Pulchritude-based combat operandis
Progress: 5%
Astrec tosses a boombox at a Motorcycle, then preforms a Swissarmyknifemodder Slash Dash at it.
I'm mad because you're a descended. A descended is a hero! And yet you come prancing along smashing up planets, and throwing around gods! You're aggravating gods to get some stuff you could probably get quite quickly with descendant powers, and then not doing anything to stop said gods with your powers! You're descended!
Astrec stops for a moment, thinking
*sigh* Ah whatever. I'm being a idiot, aren't I? I'm sorry. I got a "bit" carried away. Part of my point stands though: Act smarter with this. Stop those gods, don't aggravate any more, and use your powers. My offer for a duel still stands though. I wish to see the result of a battle between two descended.
Astrec alchemizes some more stuff because why not:
Ring || Concentrated Creative Energies && Reality Magykks && Godmodder Plushie && Reality Rune && Magykks of every Elemental Plane = Re Orbis
Re Orbis: A pulsating yellow ring supercharged with reality energies. Multicolored energy flickers around it, and small surges of flashing lightning weaves around it every so often. The Wearer of this ring gains powerful reality warping abilities, and enhances all powers the user already has. Stacks with Descendant powers.
Potion Bottle filled with Water || Awakened Red's Potion && Stoneskin Potion && Regen Potion && Elemental Brew && Speed Potion && Agility Potion && Reality Potion && Teleport Potion && Luck Potion && "Fizzy" Potion ( w h y ) && Superhuman Serum && Dream Potion && Mindscape Dweller's Potion && Apple Juice && Zeus Potion && Godslayer's Drink && Bulletproof Potion = Descendant's Draught
Descendant's Draught: A immensely powerful potion that grants the user incredible buffs for a very short period of time. Will require more effort to make again. Only usable by vulnerable players. After use, you are vulnerable to attack, even if you are not using a artifact, for three turns. Has enough for two uses.
Re Orbis: A pulsating yellow ring supercharged with reality energies. Multicolored energy flickers around it, and small surges of flashing lightning weaves around it every so often. The Wearer of this ring gains powerful reality warping abilities, and enhances all powers the user already has. Stacks with Descendant powers.
Potion Bottle filled with Water || Awakened Red's Potion && Stoneskin Potion && Regen Potion && Elemental Brew && Speed Potion && Agility Potion && Reality Potion && Teleport Potion && Luck Potion && "Fizzy" Potion ( w h y ) && Superhuman Serum && Dream Potion && Mindscape Dweller's Potion && Apple Juice && Zeus Potion && Godslayer's Drink && Bulletproof Potion = Descendant's Draught
Descendant's Draught: A immensely powerful potion that grants the user incredible buffs for a very short period of time. Will require more effort to make again. Only usable by vulnerable players. After use, you are vulnerable to attack, even if you are not using a artifact, for three turns. Has enough for two uses.
METAL GEAR GUN: Combat Operandi: Beating the shit out of those motorcycles!
Astrec summons up a book titles Pulchritude: How to harness, and begins to read...
Sidequest Started: Scythequest
Objective: Find a way to summon or make Armistyx! Current Goal: Learn how to harness Pulchritude so you can get Pulchritude-based combat operandis
Progress: 5%
Astrec tosses a boombox at a Motorcycle, then preforms a Swissarmyknifemodder Slash Dash at it.
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Round 2^5
- Location
- West Coast
25k damage to the Terror Donkey! The next attack will probably also deal more damage!
A monsterpig takes 30k damage from your vicious closed-palm assault!
The Terror Pig has already been diagnosed with dead!
Beerus utters "HAKAI," but....
But it's nullified by the intervention of Astrec!
25k damage to the Terror Cow.
You attempt to make a quick exit, but Astrec strikes you with Clear Thought, keeping you from leaving!
Guys, stop fighting, right now. There's more at stake here right now.
Entities ordered, the Castle is further improved.
12k damage to two Titanic cows, as well as their motorbikes!
Okay. You peer into the fabric of reality, looking through the higher dimensions. As you do so, my obervations begin to fail. I have no idea what you're experiencing now. It's all just a blinding, white light.... ОУТСИДЕР·
20k damage to the Terror Cow. ЫОУ ХАВЕ СЕАРЧЕД ХАРД ФОР АНСWЕРС·
+2 AG Morale, Entities Ordered. БУТ ХЕРЕ ЫОУР ЙОУРНЕЫ ЕНДС·
#Parallax ЫОУ WИЛЛ ГО НО ФУРТХЕР·
You kill the Bad Guy, who gives +2 to AG Morale! ЫОУ АРЕ НОТ ИН ЦОНТРОЛ·
The moment you step foot in the warship, you come face to face with a muscular man in a lionskin cloak, his muscles literally rippling with electricity. He looks at you dead in the eye, and points in the direction of the door.
"͢I̵ don̨'t͡ h̡av̀e tim̕e̢ ̧fo̶r ̵t̛his̷. Le͜ave̷.͜"̶
You do so. ДО НОТ СЕЕК ТО ЦОНФОУНД ШЕ WХО СИТС БЕХИНД ТХЕ ТЕРМИНАЛ·
You heal the Matriarch up for 60k! ТХИС ИС ЫОУР WАРНИНГ·
Entities Ordered. You kill another bad guy, raising AG Morale by another +1!
You shut down your Seismic Pulse device with water! On the other side of the portal, a winged creature of unknown size, and a face consisting of a mass of tentacles holding a trident sheathed in a golden light watches.
#forsaken
Get ready for any sudden teleportations. I might have to pull you back here.
#bleeding/null
1. @DCCCV LGJ is definitely very glad he isn't vulnerable (He is raiding a ship now. Vulnerability is not useful for that). However, he is a man of reason, having, as mentioned earlier, a degree in law. He understands that he was acting both recklessly and out of character based on his values before. Basically, no hard feelings. By the way, not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but if LJG is no longer vulnerable, does that make him invulnerable? (Just kidding)
2. @Ender_Smirk In case you didn't read the parenthesis, he has a skull in his guitar case that can regrow his body as long as he releases his conscious. Even though he is a crazy rocker, the rocker bit is top priority. He could probably transfer his sentience in a millisecond, which he would do the second he hears "H" of Hakai. His body's at one HP, not his soul. Of course, his plan is totally gonna work
, so he doesn't need to worry. The ship does seem to be able to move at FTL after all.
#WhereIsSBSQ
You rejoin the battlefield, and use the Grand Alchemiter, bringing summoning forth a large number of objects in the process. Two items fail to appear, the first being whatever it is you called the Armistyx, which simply doesn't come, and Piono, which when you tried to summon, responded with a burst of blue energy. Despite this, you create the Swissarmyknifemodder, as well as your Thief's Grasp.
As you revel in your success, one of the items you brought forth begins to shake. The Curse of <0> disperses into countless red squares, as it reassembles itself into a large, six-winged, six-legged insectoid body. From where a head should be, a long stalk sprouts out. At it's tip is a large, gel-like, unblinking eye. As it focuses for a moment, two runes of chaotic energy manifest on either side of it's eye. The creature flaps it's many wings, lifting off the ground.
I SH<0>ULD THANK Y<0>U, HEX. F<0>R N<0>W I LIVE <0>NCE M<0>RE.
Um, Astrec? Do you know who this is?
#ChuckNorris
You deal 27k damage to the Terror Cow, with possibly the worst joke ever.
Ew.
Entities Ordered.
You gain Colt, Specialty: Weaponry! The Squads redistribute themselves.
#Apeiron
((This is your third action. It has been nulled.))
The Godmodder looks at the new creature to the battlefield with confusion.
"....I'm just not going to touch that. At all."
She then goes to punch the Healer(Damage Reduced), Melee and Ranged for 80k damage each.
The Terror Cow goes over to deal another 100k damage to the Healer, while the Terror Donkey kicks at the Templar Castle for 55k damage. The Titanic Cows drive through 12 Clone Troopers, and the Monsterpigs roll over the Dwarf Gekko Hands, and the Lunar Sworn for 60k damage. The creature stops to take some breaths, before moving to toss the Lunar Priest up, up and away.
-3 AG Morale
+2 PG Morale
The...thing surveys the battlefield, as the Stranger leaves.
<0>NCE M<0>RE, I FIND MYSELF IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. THIS W<0>RLD IS STR<0>NG. STR<0>NGER THAN THE LAST.
INITIATING PRIMARY DIRECTIVE
It then wraps it's wings around it's body to shield itself, all the while still floating in the air.
...
The Primal Guardian sulks, as it regenerates and gains some Energy.
James switches specialties and strengthens the templar portal. The clones attempt to remake Steffan and succeed, recreating him, but causing the cloning machine to die in the process. Still, he's back now. 5 Charges, 16 souls consumed.
The researchers then go and rearrange themselves.
The Lunar Sworn goes to strike at a Monsterpig for 30k damage, as the Lunar Matriarch heals Securitron for 50k, and the Priest heals the Matriarch for 10k. Ishmael takes a deep bow, as the cloning process completes, and deposits a fully grown, naked man with white hair onto the floor of the battlefield. The God Clone lies on the ground, not moving.
"...To be honest, I don't know what I was expecting."
The Healer defects, to PG, and moves to the other side. The Clone Troopers aim and fire at the creature, and burn off 60k Hp, while the other clones bodyguard. The Engineers heal the barracks up further for 6k. GUN unleashes Hailstorm, ripping through the Creature for 120k, and dealing 20k to the Terror Cow, Donkey, and Monsterpigs.
Three miners emerge from the newly-strengthened Templar portal.
Securitron fires on the Terror Cow for a further 25k damage, and the Sliver of Good Taste finishes it off.
+4 AG Morale
-5 PG Morale
Elsewhere, the muscular man emerges from his spaceship, and before you know it, he's knocked out both gods. He then drags them back into the spaceship, without a word, and flies off.
Itinerary:
kill the barnyard they are a crime against good taste
Destroy The Godmodder.
ENTITY ADVANTAGE: I honestly don't know at the moment.
PG MORALE: 78%
AG MORALE: 57%
[GM] The Godmodder. 58/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield.
[PG] P4. Is unhappy.
[PG][ELITE] Terror Donkey. 54,000/350,000 Hp.
[PG] Titanic Cow. 383,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack!
[PG] Titanic Cow. 267,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack!
[PG] Titanic Cow. 361,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 84,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack!
[PG] Monsterpig. 149,000/300,000 Hp.
[PG] Monsterpig. 68,000/300,000 Hp.
[PG][BOSS] i have no idea what this is. 366,000/600,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
[PG] Healer. 47,000/145,000 Hp. Betterheal 3/4. Defected!
[???] Wing 1. 350,000/350,000 HP. 20% Deflection/Dodge. Bodyguarding <0>. Locked On: Astrec.
[???] Wing 2. 350,000/350,000 HP. 20% Deflection/Dodge. Bodyguarding <0>. Locked On: Ishmael.
[???] Wing 3. 400,000/400,000 HP. 1 AC. 20% Deflection/Dodge. Bodyguarding <0>.
[???] Wing 4. 400,000/400,000 HP. 1 AC. 20% Deflection/Dodge. Bodyguarding <0>.
[???] Wing 5. 450,000/400,000 HP. 2 AC. 20% Deflection/Dodge. Bodyguarding <0>.
[???] Wing 6. 450,000/400,000 HP. 2 AC. 20% Deflection/Dodge. Bodyguarding <0>.
[???][BOSS] <0>. 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. Scanning!
[AG-JOE] Primal Guardian Spirit. 100,000/100,000 Hp. Regen: 40k/round. Energy: 4/10. Bodyguarding Researchers.
[AG-JOE] Binding Stone. 78,000/250,000 Hp. 6 AC. In Stasis!
[AG-JOE] Aron. 14,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 2. Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 2.
[AG-JOE] Aron's Squadmates. 14,000/14,000 Hp. x17
[AG-JOE] James. 14,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 2. Specialty: Production & Engineering! Work Points: 3.
[AG-JOE] James' Squadmates. 14,000/14,000 Hp. x17
[AG-JOE] Colt. 20,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 1. Specialty: Weaponry/ Work Points:
[AG-JOE] Colt's Squadmates. 20,000/20,000 Hp. x6
[AG-JOE] Steffan. 20,000/20,000 Hp. WP/r: 1. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 0.
[AG-JOE] Steffan's Squadmates. 20,000/20,000 Hp. x6
[AG-JOE] Soul Net. 105,000/120,000 Hp. 80 Soul Units.
[AG-ParadoxDragon] Grand Alchemiter.
[AG] Winkins 20/20 Hp. [A] Near-Perfected Healium Staff. Durability: 9/12. Bodyguarding Matriarch!
[AG-Winkins] Lunar Sworn. 30,000/90,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Martriarch!
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Lunar Matriarch. 163,000/450,000 Hp. Lunar Salvation: 2/5. To The Moon's Call: 2/8. Morale Made! [A] Repair Stone.
[AG-Winkins] Lunar Priest. 54,000/150,000 Hp. Lunar's Light: 2/4. Morale Made!
[AG-TOG] Ishmael. 100,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge Change. Defected! Bodyguarding Cloning Vat!
[AG-TOG] Cloning Vat. 223,000/300,000 Hp. Currently Cloning: Nothing.
[AG-TOG][ELITE] God Clone. 350,000/350,000 Hp. Mindless.
[AG-Winkins][ELITE] Clone Barracks 26,000/500,000 Hp. CU: 3. 3 Clone Units every round.
[AG-Winkins] Clone Trooper. 25,000/25,000 Hp. Bulletproof! x2. Bodyguarding Clone Barracks.
[AG-Winkins] Riot Clone. 60,000/60,000 Hp. 2 AC. Bodyguarding Clone Barracks.
[AG-Winkins] Clone Trooper. 25,000/25,000 Hp. Bulletproof! x3.
[AG-Winkins] Hen. 2,000/2,000 Hp. Guarding an Egg. About to Hatch!
[AG-Winkins] Clone Engineer 25,000/25,000 Hp. x2
[AG-Astrec] METAL GEAR GUN. 31,000/150,000 Hp. 40,000/70,000 Shp. Regens 20k Shp per round. Hailstorm: 3/3.
[AG-JOE] Templar Portal. Hp worth of Templars left: 78,000.
[AG-JOE] Templar. 8,000/8,000 Hp. x5
[AG-JOE] Miner. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x3
[AG-JOE] Castle. 45,000/100,000. Bodyguarding Templars. 3 GC.
[AG-JOE] Vintage FABBER Conduit. 10,000/25,000 Hp.
[AG-TOG] Securitron. 81,000/120,000 Hp. 3 AC. Armorpierce 1. Regenerates 12k per round. Grenades: 2/2. Rockets: 5/5.
[AG-Nedben] Deflection Totem. 60,000/60,000 Hp. Deflects the first 40k damage coming from the Godmodder's side each round!
[AG-Paradox] Sliver of Good Taste 45,000/45,000 Hp.
[AG] ParadoxDragon 20/20 Hp. [A] The Shadowscythe. Durability: 10/11.
[AG] Astrec. 17/20 Hp. [A] Broadsword of Slapwilney. Durability: 5/6. [A] Orange Lances. x5. Space Energy Charges: 13. [A] Swissarmyknifemodder. Boosts Attack. [A] Thief's Grasp.
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- Location
- Canada
31/40
sniper: sniping
Mageling Hoarde: bodyguarding Sniper
Cloning Vat: cloning IPR...
Mageling Hoarde: bodyguarding Sniper
Cloning Vat: cloning IPR...
HP and ATK are reasonable for the charge invested in them.
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
Rockets and Grenades both ignore dodge. The Securitron Mk.II uses both (Rockets is still a free action for it, right?) on <O>, damaging several wings.
Ishmael begins bodyguarding the Securitron.
I give the cloning vat to JOE.
I cast identify on that butterfly thing. Looks tamable.
I also blast the butterfly with some fire, melting the butter.
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paradoxdragon
Fandom Imagineer
- Location
- The Omniverse
8/40
I send some Fire Missiles to cook a Titanic Cow with the Silver of Good Taste helping out
I send some Fire Missiles to cook a Titanic Cow with the Silver of Good Taste helping out
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- Location
- Not at home
21/40
[Attack Terror Donkey]
CrabCrab was a crab
[Haha! I have removed the line that separates my charge from my actions, as well as the word "Charge" that indicates that the numbers up top represent my charge! Writhe, you worms! Writhe in slight discomfort as you waste 0.5 second trying to figure out what the top numbers are, and another 0.5 second figuring out when you have left the "Charge" section! And that's not all! Wait until I get an entity in, and you shall all know slightly increased discomfort!]
[Attack Terror Donkey]
CrabCrab was a crab
[Haha! I have removed the line that separates my charge from my actions, as well as the word "Charge" that indicates that the numbers up top represent my charge! Writhe, you worms! Writhe in slight discomfort as you waste 0.5 second trying to figure out what the top numbers are, and another 0.5 second figuring out when you have left the "Charge" section! And that's not all! Wait until I get an entity in, and you shall all know slightly increased discomfort!]
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- Location
- 1
5/40
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TOG gives me the vat, which is now also bodyguarded by the guardian. I then take a tiny flake from the stasis'd P5 parts (using space magic to disconnect it, instead of force, so it doesn't require unstasising), and find their DNA equivalent. then, I take some DNA from the herald arm, the Godmodder leg, and the IP's Leg, and I splice it all together. then, I set this to start growing in the Vat. this is my action as well as the vat's.
ENTITY ORDERS:
James and Steffan work together on producing...a bunch of guard drones! don't look at me like that, they need something to put colt's weaponry on and I don't think putting it on a magical serpent made mostly out of telepathy would work all that well. Aron recieves new orders: start figuring out how to make fish-people. Colt tries to figure out ways to outfit the drones with weapons without increasing cost or reducing durability.
Honestly, the miners are only here because the templars are snobbish, arrogant and lazy, but since they are, they fix some of the holes in the castle. the templars ooze more clay. enough clay, in fact, that by now they have enough to make one or more templar guards out of it, probably! they do so. the vintage fabber conduit endeavors to raise the glyph class.
Primal guardian spirit will:
If attacks can be queued(IE: if, since it never got to retaliate for the times it got attacked, it can do said retaliation now instead), then it will blazing charge... lets see.... the godmodder attacked it once, which translates to the if it can't hit the attacker (high dodge, high damage resistance, being-the-godmodder-or-a-P-ness, plot), it will instead target something it can hit from their side Clause. on the same round, all titanic cows attacked the spirit, and the terror cow and a pig attacked guard drones, and the T.donkey killed minelayer. at the moment, 3 titanic cows and the terror donkey are still alive. blazing charge caps at 4 targets, so that's who it hits, if attacks queue. otherwise, it will blazing charge anyone who attacks my side This round.
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TOG gives me the vat, which is now also bodyguarded by the guardian. I then take a tiny flake from the stasis'd P5 parts (using space magic to disconnect it, instead of force, so it doesn't require unstasising), and find their DNA equivalent. then, I take some DNA from the herald arm, the Godmodder leg, and the IP's Leg, and I splice it all together. then, I set this to start growing in the Vat. this is my action as well as the vat's.
ENTITY ORDERS:
James and Steffan work together on producing...a bunch of guard drones! don't look at me like that, they need something to put colt's weaponry on and I don't think putting it on a magical serpent made mostly out of telepathy would work all that well. Aron recieves new orders: start figuring out how to make fish-people. Colt tries to figure out ways to outfit the drones with weapons without increasing cost or reducing durability.
Honestly, the miners are only here because the templars are snobbish, arrogant and lazy, but since they are, they fix some of the holes in the castle. the templars ooze more clay. enough clay, in fact, that by now they have enough to make one or more templar guards out of it, probably! they do so. the vintage fabber conduit endeavors to raise the glyph class.
Primal guardian spirit will:
If attacks can be queued(IE: if, since it never got to retaliate for the times it got attacked, it can do said retaliation now instead), then it will blazing charge... lets see.... the godmodder attacked it once, which translates to the if it can't hit the attacker (high dodge, high damage resistance, being-the-godmodder-or-a-P-ness, plot), it will instead target something it can hit from their side Clause. on the same round, all titanic cows attacked the spirit, and the terror cow and a pig attacked guard drones, and the T.donkey killed minelayer. at the moment, 3 titanic cows and the terror donkey are still alive. blazing charge caps at 4 targets, so that's who it hits, if attacks queue. otherwise, it will blazing charge anyone who attacks my side This round.
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FlamingFlapjacks
Descendant, also Lord of Antarctica
- Location
- Wherever things are flammable
REAL P<0>ST:
Astrec stares at the thing in terror and confusion. What the hell is it? Uh, wh-
And then memories flood in, of another time. another him. Of a planet of wood. A man of purple. Of <0>. With a screech, he shoves these memories back. What are they? Another timeline.. the being called him hex...
No time to think about that. Now? They have to kill it. He searches his new set of memories... a memory comes to mind of a thief, who wielded a key. The key that he had found as a dusty relic. The same key he used in the knife. He gestures at the butterfly.
"Purge!"
The butterfly is hit by the power of the Entropic Key!
Astrec does the ring and potion alchemies.
Gun gives the animals hell.
Astrec sits down, and meditates. He wishes to harness Pulchritude, to learn its ways.... He searches his new memories, and "remembers" Salvation, and the Thief's words. He concentrates, and a small white flame appears. He stares at it. He can harness Pulchrit- KRACKOOM! The flame explodes, sending him flying backwards. He gets up. He still has work to do, it seems....
WIP
Astrec stares at the thing in terror and confusion. What the hell is it? Uh, wh-
And then memories flood in, of another time. another him. Of a planet of wood. A man of purple. Of <0>. With a screech, he shoves these memories back. What are they? Another timeline.. the being called him hex...
No time to think about that. Now? They have to kill it. He searches his new set of memories... a memory comes to mind of a thief, who wielded a key. The key that he had found as a dusty relic. The same key he used in the knife. He gestures at the butterfly.
"Purge!"
The butterfly is hit by the power of the Entropic Key!
Astrec does the ring and potion alchemies.
Gun gives the animals hell.
Astrec sits down, and meditates. He wishes to harness Pulchritude, to learn its ways.... He searches his new memories, and "remembers" Salvation, and the Thief's words. He concentrates, and a small white flame appears. He stares at it. He can harness Pulchrit- KRACKOOM! The flame explodes, sending him flying backwards. He gets up. He still has work to do, it seems....
WIP
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- Location
- Canada
32/40 BURNING 30
sniper: sniping
Mageling Hoarde: bodyguarding Sniper
Cloning Vat: cloning IPR...
Mageling Hoarde: bodyguarding Sniper
Cloning Vat: cloning IPR...
HP and ATK are reasonable for the charge invested in them.
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
(BURNING 30 CP) I summon from my home plane/universe a powerful arcane artifact: An opulent necklace housing a copy of the mind of the wizard who created it. This is an older copy, so the wizard in question is a bit behind on everything thats up, but their intellect is as high as ever.
I place the artifact over the Godbody, and the archmage Auma instantly takes control.
With a few spells and a quick telepathic communication between us, God!Auma is made fully aware of the situation, as well as the abilities he now possesses.
I scry on the IRON GOD yet again to see how he's doing.
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- Location
- A Random Dimension in the Infinite Multiverse
I fly off to the next dragon ball, as I am not being subtle or anything anymore now.
"Flaming Flapjacks, I would like to inform you that the the guy your action nullified can the destroy any universe, so, good job I suppose. Don't know what killed him, but we should probably prepare for that to attack us next. I don't know how strong it is, or if it just has tricks to avoid Ki based defenses, but I don't want to find out without a significant boost. I am going to finish my little quest line, and follow up by helping with whatever that thing you accidentally summoned was."
With that, I run to the next Dragon Ball, the 1 star ball. It floats into my magic satchel before I run to find more of them.
I then catch sight of Whis in my camera bit's connection. I see him talking to the captain of that ship. Now he just banged his staff on the ground and Beerus is suddenly back again. That staff is capable of time shenanigans if that wasn't clear. He then forces Beerus to just deal with the consequences of his actions.
OOC: (This, just so you know, is basically the only way Whis would react, I am simply describing accurately how the characters would react. If there is an issue please PM me DCCCV, but I am simply trying to faithfully describe them as close to how they would act in the source material as I could I am, if you could not tell, a Dragon Ball fan, so I wish to not have them interact inaccurately. Check the wiki for info on his powers Here. I didn't make any of this bit up.)
Edit OOC: ( Just in case I didn't make it abundantly clear from this point forward those two cease to be plot relevant in any way shape or form. I just know how Whis would react to the scenario so I mentioned it. React how you will, I was simply meaning that Whis effectively forced Beerus to come quietly. I don't care about it more than that, I won't do anything else with them anyway, no one needs to lecture me on the OP scale or anything, that was, at worst, Beerus using his only layer of plot armor up. I don't care past that fact, so he either dies again rapidly or is taken to Godmodder jail. Either way he effectively no longer exists in the DTG plot, so that is about all of that.)
"Flaming Flapjacks, I would like to inform you that the the guy your action nullified can the destroy any universe, so, good job I suppose. Don't know what killed him, but we should probably prepare for that to attack us next. I don't know how strong it is, or if it just has tricks to avoid Ki based defenses, but I don't want to find out without a significant boost. I am going to finish my little quest line, and follow up by helping with whatever that thing you accidentally summoned was."
With that, I run to the next Dragon Ball, the 1 star ball. It floats into my magic satchel before I run to find more of them.
I then catch sight of Whis in my camera bit's connection. I see him talking to the captain of that ship. Now he just banged his staff on the ground and Beerus is suddenly back again. That staff is capable of time shenanigans if that wasn't clear. He then forces Beerus to just deal with the consequences of his actions.
OOC: (This, just so you know, is basically the only way Whis would react, I am simply describing accurately how the characters would react. If there is an issue please PM me DCCCV, but I am simply trying to faithfully describe them as close to how they would act in the source material as I could I am, if you could not tell, a Dragon Ball fan, so I wish to not have them interact inaccurately. Check the wiki for info on his powers Here. I didn't make any of this bit up.)
Edit OOC: ( Just in case I didn't make it abundantly clear from this point forward those two cease to be plot relevant in any way shape or form. I just know how Whis would react to the scenario so I mentioned it. React how you will, I was simply meaning that Whis effectively forced Beerus to come quietly. I don't care about it more than that, I won't do anything else with them anyway, no one needs to lecture me on the OP scale or anything, that was, at worst, Beerus using his only layer of plot armor up. I don't care past that fact, so he either dies again rapidly or is taken to Godmodder jail. Either way he effectively no longer exists in the DTG plot, so that is about all of that.)
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- Location
- Sea of Fragments
9/40 asdfghjkl
I understand, my lord.
How about I spawn a face-activated explosive Anti-Terror Coyote, smash my face into it, and throw it at the Terror Donkey, where it explodes like a grenade
That butterfly...Even the Godmodder...
/sidenote
On my authority as pending-split of one who can see beyond the wall of this world, I give you two words: Hezecrusher Fallacy. (That dishonorable Lord Nedben or someone else here can direct you to the Discord if lengthier explanation is needed, but I shall do so here.)
The authority of insertion is limited. While we can use any attacks we want, providing them the meaning and power of their original intent is...often less possible than it looks, never mind gaining the actual effects. Most likely, Lord Beerus did not 'exist as the intended thing', at least perceptually. You may be remembering an idealized version from a fictional or distant existence. Such summons from the depths of fiction or beyond are imperfect, especially done so indirectly. Had he been 'an existence which worked as the previous' there simply is wordless rank among warpers of reality, such that some can do more faster, or overwrite the work of others in direct contests of power, and in that he was outranked. We are not even at the level of essentially omnipotent, mind you.
As a second note, two more words: OP Scale. There is (or should be, provided Goldvine remembers correctly across the worldwall, a not necessarily true guarantee at times like these) usually a limit to what can simply be on the same field as the Godmodder, such that many things which initially appear stronger than she is are simply barred from entry to the field of play, or what does enter is debuffed to such a point they are not stronger after all (perhaps to the point of comical weakness). Attempting to make something stronger than the Godmodder will be met with explicit counters against things that are stronger in general, and she likely knows more ways to get around debuff immunities than we do.
That aside, don't expect things to work as intended so easily.
I understand, my lord.
How about I spawn a face-activated explosive Anti-Terror Coyote, smash my face into it, and throw it at the Terror Donkey, where it explodes like a grenade
That butterfly...Even the Godmodder...
/sidenote
On my authority as pending-split of one who can see beyond the wall of this world, I give you two words: Hezecrusher Fallacy. (That dishonorable Lord Nedben or someone else here can direct you to the Discord if lengthier explanation is needed, but I shall do so here.)
The authority of insertion is limited. While we can use any attacks we want, providing them the meaning and power of their original intent is...often less possible than it looks, never mind gaining the actual effects. Most likely, Lord Beerus did not 'exist as the intended thing', at least perceptually. You may be remembering an idealized version from a fictional or distant existence. Such summons from the depths of fiction or beyond are imperfect, especially done so indirectly. Had he been 'an existence which worked as the previous' there simply is wordless rank among warpers of reality, such that some can do more faster, or overwrite the work of others in direct contests of power, and in that he was outranked. We are not even at the level of essentially omnipotent, mind you.
As a second note, two more words: OP Scale. There is (or should be, provided Goldvine remembers correctly across the worldwall, a not necessarily true guarantee at times like these) usually a limit to what can simply be on the same field as the Godmodder, such that many things which initially appear stronger than she is are simply barred from entry to the field of play, or what does enter is debuffed to such a point they are not stronger after all (perhaps to the point of comical weakness). Attempting to make something stronger than the Godmodder will be met with explicit counters against things that are stronger in general, and she likely knows more ways to get around debuff immunities than we do.
That aside, don't expect things to work as intended so easily.
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- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
26/40 THUNDERSTRUCK
As LJG leaves the giant spaceship, he realizes that he doesn't know what he's doing. He turns back to the spaceship and locates ??? (If he can't find him, he steps onto the warship. That'll find him).
Hey... so about my alleged attempted robbery of your cool spaceship, I would like to say that I don't think you can blame me. I mean... It was a perfectly rad spaceship that looked like it was gonna get wrecked. I couldn't let that happen. Here, now I've gotta proposal for you. Please take a seat.
LJG quietly hums Hotel California. Suddenly, two chairs that fit each occupant appears behind them. LJG's is, of course, a bit more like a metal throne with skull decals and spikes than a lounge chair (gotta fit that ego somewhere)
Now, you know that I know that some idiot let me have and keep reality warping powers. This means that I am a real nice punching bag. I can just get back up over and over and over again. So, you attacking me isn't gonna solve any problems, ya hear. Now, I was never really interested in your ship. You seem to like it clean and rock free. I don't get that but whatevs. What I'm really interested in are those robots of yours. Now, if you give me... Let's say three robots that I can modify, I promise to leave you alone and attack Captain Binary over a couple dimensions. I mean, you have thousands. I also, in this limited time offer, will give you any one musical instrument you want, free of charge. So now, ???, are you down for that?
LJG holds out his hand, waiting for him to shake it (hopefully not off).
Action: While the negotiations were going on, LJG played Let's Work Together (by Canned Heat) in his head, fusing his magnet, battery, and kazoo into a more permanent stealth thing.
As LJG leaves the giant spaceship, he realizes that he doesn't know what he's doing. He turns back to the spaceship and locates ??? (If he can't find him, he steps onto the warship. That'll find him).
Hey... so about my alleged attempted robbery of your cool spaceship, I would like to say that I don't think you can blame me. I mean... It was a perfectly rad spaceship that looked like it was gonna get wrecked. I couldn't let that happen. Here, now I've gotta proposal for you. Please take a seat.
LJG quietly hums Hotel California. Suddenly, two chairs that fit each occupant appears behind them. LJG's is, of course, a bit more like a metal throne with skull decals and spikes than a lounge chair (gotta fit that ego somewhere)
Now, you know that I know that some idiot let me have and keep reality warping powers. This means that I am a real nice punching bag. I can just get back up over and over and over again. So, you attacking me isn't gonna solve any problems, ya hear. Now, I was never really interested in your ship. You seem to like it clean and rock free. I don't get that but whatevs. What I'm really interested in are those robots of yours. Now, if you give me... Let's say three robots that I can modify, I promise to leave you alone and attack Captain Binary over a couple dimensions. I mean, you have thousands. I also, in this limited time offer, will give you any one musical instrument you want, free of charge. So now, ???, are you down for that?
LJG holds out his hand, waiting for him to shake it (hopefully not off).
Action: While the negotiations were going on, LJG played Let's Work Together (by Canned Heat) in his head, fusing his magnet, battery, and kazoo into a more permanent stealth thing.
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- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
30/40 (still not using this)
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I look at the Healer, which has defected to the enemy.
"You served me well, but I can't have you healing the enemy, can I? But for the record, I regret that I have to do this."
I always put safeguards in my creations so they can't turn against me. In this case, it's something of a neutralizing agent. The Healer's targeting is permanently set to allies (currently the PG team), which makes what I'm about to do all the more deadly.
I flip a switch, and a small capsule deep within the Healer detonates, releasing its contents into the Healer's biosustain tanks. Biosustain is, of course, the panacea-type compound the Healer uses to actually do its healing. It's fairly common in developed worlds as a cure for most injuries, accelerating the process of healing and regrowth. The problem in developing it was preventing cancer from resulting, but that's a story for another time.
That little capsule contained a chemical of my own design which, upon reacting with biosustain, creates a compound that hurts whatever it comes into contact with. The Healer's tanks are now full of this substance, which it will attempt to use on its newfound allies. I think I'll leave it to its work.
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I look at the Healer, which has defected to the enemy.
"You served me well, but I can't have you healing the enemy, can I? But for the record, I regret that I have to do this."
I always put safeguards in my creations so they can't turn against me. In this case, it's something of a neutralizing agent. The Healer's targeting is permanently set to allies (currently the PG team), which makes what I'm about to do all the more deadly.
I flip a switch, and a small capsule deep within the Healer detonates, releasing its contents into the Healer's biosustain tanks. Biosustain is, of course, the panacea-type compound the Healer uses to actually do its healing. It's fairly common in developed worlds as a cure for most injuries, accelerating the process of healing and regrowth. The problem in developing it was preventing cancer from resulting, but that's a story for another time.
That little capsule contained a chemical of my own design which, upon reacting with biosustain, creates a compound that hurts whatever it comes into contact with. The Healer's tanks are now full of this substance, which it will attempt to use on its newfound allies. I think I'll leave it to its work.
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paradoxdragon
Fandom Imagineer
- Location
- The Omniverse
9/40
I walk the Donkey multiple times with a particularly damaging Roll of Newspaper while saying something on the lines of "Bad Donkey!! Very Bad!!"
I walk the Donkey multiple times with a particularly damaging Roll of Newspaper while saying something on the lines of "Bad Donkey!! Very Bad!!"
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- Location
- Canada
2 Charges
I walk over to the Lunar Sworn with an odd disk in hand, on the disk it looks like a colored cd that is similar to those Pokemon TMs...
Stopping in front of the Lunar sworn, I open my mind's eye and see a cd slot which I insert my move TM. The Lunar Sworn pauses in whatever it was doing and his eyes gazed out as he absorbs the new information he just received. Soon, he regains focus and learns the move Endure! Thankfully, he only knew 2 moves so that took up his third slot, sitting next to Slash and Bodyguard.
(Single Order)
Because of move priority, Lunar Sworn is capable of utilizing Endure first, this allows him to tank multiple deathblows during this round and come out with only 1 HP left.
I walk over to the Lunar Sworn with an odd disk in hand, on the disk it looks like a colored cd that is similar to those Pokemon TMs...
Stopping in front of the Lunar sworn, I open my mind's eye and see a cd slot which I insert my move TM. The Lunar Sworn pauses in whatever it was doing and his eyes gazed out as he absorbs the new information he just received. Soon, he regains focus and learns the move Endure! Thankfully, he only knew 2 moves so that took up his third slot, sitting next to Slash and Bodyguard.
(Single Order)
Because of move priority, Lunar Sworn is capable of utilizing Endure first, this allows him to tank multiple deathblows during this round and come out with only 1 HP left.
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- Location
- Sea of Fragments
10/40 qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, of course
...By Nayru's love. Anyone here familiar with the Chaos Butterfly who can tell the rest of us about it? I have only so many discoordinated altmemories.
Attack the currently weakest Terror Cow motorcyclist with that anti-cow city-guard shield from that Under the Dome thing so the Godmodder will Curse of Repetition it and I never have to see it again.
...By Nayru's love. Anyone here familiar with the Chaos Butterfly who can tell the rest of us about it? I have only so many discoordinated altmemories.
Attack the currently weakest Terror Cow motorcyclist with that anti-cow city-guard shield from that Under the Dome thing so the Godmodder will Curse of Repetition it and I never have to see it again.
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- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
31/40
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I target the thing which the IC Arbiter cannot identify (it's the elite entity on the PG team) and attempt to help identify it.
By which I mean that I take out a Field Tissue Analysis Capsule and set it down. While it's booting up, I carefully approach the entity, then pull out a machete and carve off a rather large piece of tissue.
Having done this, I place the tissue in the Analysis Capsule. Results should be done by the end of the turn.
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I target the thing which the IC Arbiter cannot identify (it's the elite entity on the PG team) and attempt to help identify it.
By which I mean that I take out a Field Tissue Analysis Capsule and set it down. While it's booting up, I carefully approach the entity, then pull out a machete and carve off a rather large piece of tissue.
Having done this, I place the tissue in the Analysis Capsule. Results should be done by the end of the turn.
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