"Okay, second numerically out of the Praetorians, would it be okay with you if I referred to you by a simple nickname in my language? If it would not offend, I would like to call you Freedom. I would be fine if you gave me an ignan nickname. I do, however, have a suggestion. Sounds of a comforting fire, followed by a sound like lightly sizzling bacon, and somehow, the sound of a warm summer day. Unless I translated wrong, that is the sunspeak ignan dialect term Hope. Though I would understand if you instead decided to translate the term Fool for my nickname. I am curious if you could tell me what the names of your fellow praetorians are, relative to the number they are assigned. I am curious to put names to faces. I would also appreciate to know if the Iron Prince is dead, or just hiding after the beating given him by the 'Reality Warping Lynch Mob'. I just wish to understand you all a bit better." I finish the conversation, and am about to go after the next ball, when I get a tremendously bad feeling. I run behind 50 planets relative to my original position, and it is a good thing too, as a purple cat man with blue garb which is too odd for words appears, trailed by a light blue colored man with a burgundy outfit, and white hair, along side a blue circle around his neck, floating there. If it is not clear enough to you already, these are gods. I maintain my distance, and watch as the cat looks around. He becomes agitated. He then lets out a barrage of random blasts of energy, nearly hitting the last of the planets I hid behind. The rest were less fortunate. The blue man taps a staff he is holding down towards where the ground would be if he were on a planet. The planets are suddenly there again. I decide stagnation is preferable to death. I wait until they get bored. They too go in the direction of the planet I got the radar from.
22/40 THUNDERSTRUCK LJG, standing upon his floating speaker (forgot if he was on it during the seismic thingy), thinks to himself Hmm... So, I've got some poptarts for later, time traveled a guy, and blew up a truck. Hmm... I got it! He sticks his entire head into his guitar case and starts searching for something. No. Not here... Not there... There it is! He grabs something a pulls it out. The thing he grabs is a scanning electron microscope and puts a piece of sheet music under it. He then starts humming, somehow forcing the protons, neutrons, and electrons in the atoms into formations that look like the music note shapes that he hums. The notes he hums are the exact same as on the sheet music, aligning them so that they match perfectly. (How the paper stays intact up to this point is still a mystery. Right up there with Bistromathematics) Ah HA! He then pulls out the piano I mentioned earlier (an excessive 20th century grand piano) and begins to play the notes. As he plays them, the notes start to glow different colors, vibrating in a quiet hum that matches the note that it is. He then slams his hands down on the keys, somehow causing each note to tear itself off from the paper. These notes begin rearranging themselves randomly, creating new songs at random. Hey, I'm all for the freedom to rock and all, but I gotta suggestion. He whispers his request to the notes. They then disperse, but come back to form a new tune around the terror cow. Interesting fact, cows actually have very sensitive hearing. So, when this cow hears the most annoying, high-pitch, repetitive song know to man, animal, and floating music glyph, it takes massive damage, much more than it would do to men, other animals, or the floating music glyphs themselves. After the cow either
a. goes deaf,
b. faints, or
c. dies,
the notes temporarily go quiet and float off into the cosmos, planning to enjoy this new life they have been blessed with. Rock out and be free little dudes!!! (IF the cow's dead, the notes target a titanic cow)
7/40
while the first cow is still surprised at being thrown out of their motorcycle, I take out a wand,and point it at them. "Accio. Repulso." these dual spells allow me to control its distance from me, and I proceed to walk around it and turn up the repulso while it's directly between me and another cow. then I turn up the attraction a moment later, battering the two and knocking another cow off their motorcycle. whack. whack. whack. it's like whack-a-mole, except not at all whatsoever!
23/40 THUNDERSTRUCK Interesting fact about LJG, he has a degree in law. You may be wondering why he has this degree and how he got it. Well, he got the degree because he wanted to be able to be his own lawyer whenever he was arrested. He got it by ignoring the homework but acing the tests because he had done every criminal offence listed by his tests. He also was able to give very good first hand accounts for his essays. This explains why he felt perfectly safe as he pulled out all of his bank robbing instruments. Now, you may be asking why he's robbing a bank, but for all of what the evidence says, he isn't. This is because right before he took out his bank robbing instruments, he used a cloaking instrument that makes him look and sound like the godmodder.
Now, with all of his prep done, he first flies as far away from the barn he can on his hover platform within about ten seconds. He then gives the speaker a command to go back to the barn. Right before the platform leaves, he time travels back about two minutes ago(without a license), right about when he was trolling P4. He then teleports (does he really need a way that he teleported?) to the planet Earth (teleporting as many times as he needs to). He then finds a bank and robs it. He makes sure that the security camera see that he "is" the godmodder. Next, he opens a hole in dimensionsal reality that is large enough to fit Earth, and put it into a pocket dimension.
Guess what time it is! Paradox avoiding time! He now teleport back to the barn and hides until he sees himself leave the barn to go do this. While he waits, he takes off his Godmodder costume and destroys it with his burning instruments. He then, while humming the mission impossible theme in the background, calls the time giant, Ruler of Earth, whoever showed up to the Colu Convention, and Earth's local police departments, and tells them that he know where the Godmodder is. He then secretly release the Earth as the godmodder does her attack, making it seem like the godmodder's action also released it. He also hops back on his floating platform once that gets back.
The Z-Hand was just useless and, considering its pathetic attack boost, was actually harmful to this team.
HP: 400,000
Attack: 80,000
Special: Element Roulette 0/2
Randomly chooses 1 out of 7 of its components and uses its effect:
"Mana": Revitalizes an ally entity, healing them by 50,000 HP and boosting their attack by 20,000 for one turn.
Strange Ball of Fire: Strikes an enemy entity for 50,000 and gives them a "Burn" status where they lose 20,000 each turn for 5 turns.
Evergrowing Seed: Creates a "Seed" entity with 10,000 HP that, when kept alive after 3 turns, becomes an "Overgrown Plant Monster" entity with 100,000 HP and 50,000 Attack.
Heartfreeze Ice: Inflicts an enemy entity with a "Heartfrozen" status which essentially freezes that entity for 2 turns.
Childish Tempest: Displaces 3 random enemy attacks, causing them to hit different targets instead and reducing each damage by 20,000.
Cosmic Storm: Spawns a "Storm Cloud" entity in between two enemy entities, reducing their hit rates by 40% and dealing 15,000 each turn. The cloud is untargetable, but only lasts for 2 turns.
Richest Soil: Buffs the Elemental Landmark's next attack to 200,000.
And now for the less useless one that's about to be made useless because haha
The Element Roulette activates. Offensive result on Terror Cow, Mana on self.
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One of the Motorcycles a Titanic Cow was riding on begins rumbling uncontrollably, tossing its rider off.
26/40
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Entity orders: Finish the job. Make them pay.
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I pull out a Sawblade Shooter and blast high-speed, rotating, circular sawblades at the lower-health Monsterpig.
5/40 become as gods (and move out of Nedben's mental basement)
Destroy the Godmodder. By which I mean put her on drugs. So many drugs. Send that Godmodder sky high on the good stuff. And the weird stuff. And the skooma.
27/40
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I take out five pies, and offer to swap all their filling for the Godmodder's three pie filling. If she doesn't accept, I simply give my five pies to her as a gift.
Then I press the detonator. Explosive pies, great for parties. And by parties, I mean a Red Wedding sort of event.
Charge 18/40
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The weird Terror creature, for some reason, feels sweaty. So sweaty, in fact, that it is starting to impede its movements, making it an easier target to hit.
6/40 Preparing for a split sure is boring.This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
My turn.Altera placeholder!No.Aww.
Still, sorry about healing the hand then, geez. Apologies to Krill but entity life should be respected. Perhaps you could dismiss them from the field instead?
While I'd like to make a godmodding energy accumulator so her imperious godmodding over there has to at least use some different flavored attacks, I think I'll save my charge for a bit (so someone else can do that). You heard me, GM.Maybe she'd have to read the update first if you didn't talk so loud.Shush, Ned. Fine, I'll do it now. Single action: Construct a godmodding energy accumulator so every time the Godmodder fires godmodding energy as an attack (as opposed to, say, attacking with almost anything else) the machine can absorb it (or for lesser output, miscellaneous aftereffect from ambient use of godmodding-type warp) for power the players can use.
ARCOLOGUS, initiate Kanon-class Attack Interception Procedure. Expend 10 DC on creating an entity with attack interception: rather than specific bodyguarding of an entity to take damage for it, it can sacrifice its attack action to proactively negate or reduce the damage of an enemy attack (say, the first enemy attacker of the EoTB, or the attack of a specific enemy ordered to block fire from). Shoot down missiles and knock away swords, with an anime swordbeams guy or something. Strategic Defense Kanon-kun? Maybe Tuxedo Mask.
I do a few stretches to unstiffen my once dead body and immediately teleport to grab my stuff such as the Lunar Shield and the Healium Staff, again. I head over to the Lunar Matriarch side again and call the Lunar Priest as well to do something...
Once the two Lunar Entities are together with me, I told them that we'll maximize the healing we can do for this turn.
After getting consent for my plan, I drag them over to where the Clone Barracks and Commandos are and immediately link them with me through the use of a charge to perform a ritual. Now with the basic bond link, I reach out and grab hold of their healing specials that within them and ready to be used this turn.
Then, I position us to form an equilibrium triangle as a circle from beneath us and had the Healium staff hovers over to the middle of the circle. In a burst of light, I merge the Lunar Healing charges along with my charge into the Healium Staff that began to pulsate and grow with a silvery glow. The glow stuck unto those present and went and start levitating us, but there was no sound of surprise as we were busy feeling the calmness and light joy that seemed to engulf us.
Eventually, the glow becomes blinding, but even so, those present, The Lunar Matriarch, The Lunar Priest, The Clone Commandos and even the Barracks as well, somehow shed tears of joy as they bask in the light. The Healium Staff that was still in the middle of all this was spinning and was the one that shined the most. It spun and spun and spun harder until it can no longer contain the mergence and refining of the two Lunar spells and in the climax stilled to release...
Lunar Rapture.
Lunar Light exploded from the Staff and washed over the damaged and injured as they soon experience Salvation and Rapture. Worried thoughts and terrible whispers were set aside to bask in the feeling of relief and bliss.
Of course, everything must end as the Fusion spell had ended. We all slump as though we received a tender massage after Lunar Rapture ended but we will ourselves up refreshed from the wounds for another turn in the battlefield. I, in particular, get back to Bodyguarding the Lunar Matriarch with the Lunar Shield until she gets a Lunar Sworn into the field.
(Grabbed the stuff that dropped when I died, took the Lunar Healers Heal Charges and merged them, made it got through the Healium Staff that made its durability drop by two to heal the Lunar Healers, Clone Barracks, and Commandos.)
(Orders!)
With my Lunar Shield Artifact, I bodyguard the Lunar Matriarch. Again.
Lunar Matriarch uses her To the Moon's Call to call in a Lunar Sworn.
Lunar Priest looks about to judge who she should heal this turn.
Clone Barrack saves up CU this turn.
Clone forces continue to lay fire onto the Donkey. Unless, if it's dead, they target the Terror Pig. Or any of the other Terror entities.
The clone engineers look around to see if there's anything that needs an engineer help.
The Hen decides to check up on the Egg's status.
You only pick up the staff this round. Such is the nature of Artifacts.
With your ritual, you heal up the Clone Barracks, Lunar Matriarch, Priest and Clone Commandos for 70k. Wow.
+9 PG Morale in this spectacular display.
Entities Ordered
6/40
Drat, only the vintage FABBER conduit's left? I gift it to the templars. they'll use vintage in particular better then the scientists would.
Aron next designs a forcefield.
James programs the generator/drone interface.
Steffan builds a generator, and hooks it up to each of the guard drones, which probably raises deflection or something.
G.spirit will use the strongest available attack on whoever attacks my forces this round, if someone does.
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Templars continue building their castle, but once they recieve the Vintage conduit, they set it to work creating defence glyphs as well, in a highly-advanced structure which is much more advanced then my scientists could accomplish. defence glyphs function like an AC you only get to use once a round, sort of.
I, on the other hand, walk over to one of the cows and point out that cows aren't shaped right to ride motorcycles,and since these aren't Terror cows, they aren't antrophomorphic. when this particular cow inevitable falls off their motorcycle, I take the motorcycle and the guardian spirit starts riding it with telekinesis. which it, unlike the cows, has.
HP and ATK are reasonable for the charge invested in them.
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
Iron Godlem: spying, strengthening...
I cast clone inside the cloning vat, hopefully increasing the speed of cloning.
"It is not a planet in the literal sense. it is a jewel which grew a crust out of space debris. I just was describing its outward appearance. I am annoying a completely different group than the one you are thinking of grabbing this one. They have someone who is capable of casually erasing realities, making it as if they never existed."
Once the coast is clear, I fly to the next signal, carefully avoiding anyone who might kill me. I come to another planet-like object. This one, however, has a crater in it showing an orange gemstone coloration just under the surface, and at the center, upon looking through it, I see four stars shapes of red. I pull a similar trick to the previous, and make my way, having collected two of whatever I am collecting. 2-Planet sized gem spheres.
HP and ATK are reasonable for the charge invested in them.
3 AC, regens 10% max HP per round
Three different options for basic attacks:
Machine Gun: a basic attack
Laser Gun: damage is lowered slightly; ignores 1 AC
Grenades: 2/2 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge
A bonus attack that can be used at the same time as basic attacks:
Rockets: 3/5 a charged attack; ignores enemy dodge; AoE 3 (damages target, as well as entity directly above and below target on entity list).
Iron Godlem: spying, strengthening...
Since Grenades ignore dodge, the Securitron uses them on the THING.
Ishmael bodyguards the Cloning Vat this round.
I pick up the shadowscythe.
"Hey, Ishmael. When you inevitably die... do you want to be God?"
Wiping off the condensation off the window of the vat to take a look at what's inside, Ishmael gives you a look of disdain. "You're cloning... him in there."
"If I die, I don't want to return. Not like that, at least. Just.... just go find someone else."
"Okay, second numerically out of the Praetorians, would it be okay with you if I referred to you by a simple nickname in my language? If it would not offend, I would like to call you Freedom. I would be fine if you gave me an ignan nickname. I do, however, have a suggestion. Sounds of a comforting fire, followed by a sound like lightly sizzling bacon, and somehow, the sound of a warm summer day. Unless I translated wrong, that is the sunspeak ignan dialect term Hope. Though I would understand if you instead decided to translate the term Fool for my nickname. I am curious if you could tell me what the names of your fellow praetorians are, relative to the number they are assigned. I am curious to put names to faces. I would also appreciate to know if the Iron Prince is dead, or just hiding after the beating given him by the 'Reality Warping Lynch Mob'. I just wish to understand you all a bit better." I finish the conversation, and am about to go after the next ball, when I get a tremendously bad feeling. I run behind 50 planets relative to my original position, and it is a good thing too, as a purple cat man with blue garb which is too odd for words appears, trailed by a light blue colored man with a burgundy outfit, and white hair, along side a blue circle around his neck, floating there. If it is not clear enough to you already, these are gods. I maintain my distance, and watch as the cat looks around. He becomes agitated. He then lets out a barrage of random blasts of energy, nearly hitting the last of the planets I hid behind. The rest were less fortunate. The blue man taps a staff he is holding down towards where the ground would be if he were on a planet. The planets are suddenly there again. I decide stagnation is preferable to death. I wait until they get bored. They too go in the direction of the planet I got the radar from.
"the name given to me by the godmodder is Avernus. i will bear it until this war is over, like the rest of her supporters. as i respect the privacy of them, i will not disclose any of their personal details. i will however tell you that P3 is alive and well, last i met him. you'll have to talk to him yourself."
As you hide from these gods, a warship bearing a Ʊ warps in right next to them. "This is a prerecorded message. You have just destroyed and recreated several planets. Under the new laws effective immediately, you are now required to submit and await trial for your crimes. Anything you do or say from this point forward can be used against you," says the voice issuing from the ship, as thousands upon thousands of robots stream from the ship's sides.
22/40 THUNDERSTRUCK LJG, standing upon his floating speaker (forgot if he was on it during the seismic thingy), thinks to himself Hmm... So, I've got some poptarts for later, time traveled a guy, and blew up a truck. Hmm... I got it! He sticks his entire head into his guitar case and starts searching for something. No. Not here... Not there... There it is! He grabs something a pulls it out. The thing he grabs is a scanning electron microscope and puts a piece of sheet music under it. He then starts humming, somehow forcing the protons, neutrons, and electrons in the atoms into formations that look like the music note shapes that he hums. The notes he hums are the exact same as on the sheet music, aligning them so that they match perfectly. (How the paper stays intact up to this point is still a mystery. Right up there with Bistromathematics) Ah HA! He then pulls out the piano I mentioned earlier (an excessive 20th century grand piano) and begins to play the notes. As he plays them, the notes start to glow different colors, vibrating in a quiet hum that matches the note that it is. He then slams his hands down on the keys, somehow causing each note to tear itself off from the paper. These notes begin rearranging themselves randomly, creating new songs at random. Hey, I'm all for the freedom to rock and all, but I gotta suggestion. He whispers his request to the notes. They then disperse, but come back to form a new tune around the terror cow. Interesting fact, cows actually have very sensitive hearing. So, when this cow hears the most annoying, high-pitch, repetitive song know to man, animal, and floating music glyph, it takes massive damage, much more than it would do to men, other animals, or the floating music glyphs themselves. After the cow either
a. goes deaf,
b. faints, or
c. dies,
the notes temporarily go quiet and float off into the cosmos, planning to enjoy this new life they have been blessed with. Rock out and be free little dudes!!! (IF the cow's dead, the notes target a titanic cow)
7/40
while the first cow is still surprised at being thrown out of their motorcycle, I take out a wand,and point it at them. "Accio. Repulso." these dual spells allow me to control its distance from me, and I proceed to walk around it and turn up the repulso while it's directly between me and another cow. then I turn up the attraction a moment later, battering the two and knocking another cow off their motorcycle. whack. whack. whack. it's like whack-a-mole, except not at all whatsoever!
23/40 THUNDERSTRUCK Interesting fact about LJG, he has a degree in law. You may be wondering why he has this degree and how he got it. Well, he got the degree because he wanted to be able to be his own lawyer whenever he was arrested. He got it by ignoring the homework but acing the tests because he had done every criminal offence listed by his tests. He also was able to give very good first hand accounts for his essays. This explains why he felt perfectly safe as he pulled out all of his bank robbing instruments. Now, you may be asking why he's robbing a bank, but for all of what the evidence says, he isn't. This is because right before he took out his bank robbing instruments, he used a cloaking instrument that makes him look and sound like the godmodder.
Now, with all of his prep done, he first flies as far away from the barn he can on his hover platform within about ten seconds. He then gives the speaker a command to go back to the barn. Right before the platform leaves, he time travels back about two minutes ago(without a license), right about when he was trolling P4. He then teleports (does he really need a way that he teleported?) to the planet Earth (teleporting as many times as he needs to). He then finds a bank and robs it. He makes sure that the security camera see that he "is" the godmodder. Next, he opens a hole in dimensionsal reality that is large enough to fit Earth, and put it into a pocket dimension.
Guess what time it is! Paradox avoiding time! He now teleport back to the barn and hides until he sees himself leave the barn to go do this. While he waits, he takes off his Godmodder costume and destroys it with his burning instruments. He then, while humming the mission impossible theme in the background, calls the time giant, Ruler of Earth, whoever showed up to the Colu Convention, and Earth's local police departments, and tells them that he know where the Godmodder is. He then secretly release the Earth as the godmodder does her attack, making it seem like the godmodder's action also released it. He also hops back on his floating platform once that gets back.
As you teleport yourself two minutes into the past and towards Earth, you trigger their planetary defense systems, and get shunted to another location: The Personal dimension of the Ruler of Earth, who is flanked on either side by a pair of Time Giants, who temporally lock you in place. "I said that I wouldn't tolerate any interference in the affairs of Earth. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to kill any of you. Still...."
Still sitting on his throne, he backhands you at the exact moment the Time Giants release their hold on you. This slap throws you three minutes into the future and several celestial objects, as you are tossed back to the battlefield. P4 returns from his brief time travelling trip, and seeing the shiny Lunar Shield, picks it up, and gives it to the Godmodder. After swallowing a scoop of ice cream whole, The Godmodder uses super-speed to run up and bash the Bind Stone, Lunar Priest, ARCOLOGUS, Riot Trooper, Securitron, GUN, Clone Commandos, Melee and Ishmael(dodged) for 80k damage with it. "AAAAAH YOU NEARLY TOOK MY HEAD OFF"
"I DID NOT THINK THAT THE MOON OF ALL THINGS COULD KILL ME"
The Terror Cow smashes through a Guard Drone, followed by the Terror Pig destroying another. The Terror Donkey destroys the Minelayer, and the Titanic Cows drive over the Primal Guardian Spirit, as well as Steffan and his squad. Oooh, that does not look pretty. One Monsterpig attacks the Elemental Landmark, while another defeats Minuano. The Weird beast deals 340k to the Clone Barracks, and then stops to take a breath.
+7 PG Morale
-16 AG Morale
The earth shakes again, dealing 2k damage to all PG forces. "Oh mighty شيء خلود, may your imminent passing cleanse the world.."
The Facility continues to make more clones, while the Scientists figure out how to create a generator based off of Steffan's notes, as well as a Drone Interface. However, they also find that the Gnerator lacks the power output necessary to create a viable forcefield. The Dwarf Gekko deal 13k damage to the Monsterpig from their unrelenting attack. The Lunar Matriarch summons a Sworn to her side, and the Priest heals the Melee for 10k. The Healer heals for another 11k, and the Melee and Sniper hit the Terror Cow for 65k. The Clones attack the Terror Pig for 15k damage, and the Engineers scramble to repair the Barracks for 6k. The Hen feels the egg about to soon hatch, GUN Makes Morale, and blasts the Terror Pig into porkchops. ARCOLOGUS, however, decides that it is more logical to join the Godmodder. It too is directed to join Project Apeiron, but not before leaving it's attack interceptor device on the AG side as a parting gift. The Templars build their castle, and add defense Glyphs to it.
Securitron uses it's grenades on the beast for 50k, and the Sliver of Good Taste, utilizing the Terror Pig, serves it up to every organic unit for 5k healing.
-5 PG Morale
+3 AG Morale
Itinerary:
kill the barnyard they are a crime against good taste
Destroy The Godmodder. ENTITY ADVANTAGE: [PG]
PG MORALE: 83%
AG MORALE: 51%
[GM] The Godmodder. 58/80 Hp. Candy: 4 Scoops of Ice Cream. [A] Lunar Shield. [PG] P4. Is unhappy. [PG][ELITE] Terror Cow 159,000/550,000 Hp. Burned, -20k Hp per round, 5 rounds! [PG][ELITE] Terror Donkey. 99,000/350,000 Hp. [PG] Titanic Cow. 383,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 66,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack! [PG] Titanic Cow. 279,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 96,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack! [PG]Titanic Cow. 373,000/500,000 Hp. [A] Motorcycle: 96,000/100,000 Hp. 20% Dodge. Boosts Attack! [PG] Monsterpig. 199,000/300,000 Hp. [PG] Monsterpig. 118,000/300,000 Hp. [PG][ELITE] i have no idea what this is. 546,000/600,000 Hp. 30% Dodge.
Bone-breaking laughter, except it breaks other people's bones. And by 'other people' I mean the Terror Donkey.
How many starbrothers born and bled today? (A pity to see you go, dear ARCOLOGUS. Farewell. May we meet as allies again in another land when this all ends.) More than you will care to know. Strive that you earn your place among the grand. (Understood. You could have told us what your Tipler oracles revealed, but...Ah. I get it now. Sayonara.)
28/40
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I inject some fast-acting combat stims, then rush to one of the Monsterpigs and start throwing high-speed punches at it. Alone, they're not much, but I'm moving quickly (and wearing metal gloves) and they all add up.
After a few minutes, the stims start to wear off, and I quickly return to where I started.
"Technically speaking... that still makes them planets, but whatever. I think you'll find that it's harder than you think to pull off that stuff, Ender."
Ah, the classic Fallacy... oh well. In the meantime, I plant some C4 underneath the Terror Pig, which promptly explode.
I laugh internally. "I don't care anymore, this is worth watching." The purple cat man turns towards the ship "Hello, I do not believe we have met. I am Beerus, god of destruction, and you just found a really good way to die."
He then simply points his outstretched hand at the ship, and all of its robot drones. He then says, almost without any effort at all "HAKAI."
The ships don't seem any different for half of a second, and then, they all start to dissolve, ceasing to exist completely.
He then says, with a sneer showing very clearly that that was an unnecessary action in and of itself. "Your going to need a bigger fleet, along with guns capable of obliterating galaxies in a single shot, to actually scratch me."
I feel bad, So I give a warning, having scanned for their radio frequency to contact them. "Anyone of this fleet which intends to continue this fight, DON'T. Beerus, the cat deity which destroyed the planet, is capable of casually annihilating entire universes if he wanted, and the man beside him, named whis, is exactly 1.5 times Beerus's power. If you value yourselves, and your universes' lives, then leave before he grows angry at you. They have not even tried, and already annihilated the ship you sent here with ease. I repeat, do not engage, DO NOT ENGAGE. His power is like an incredibly potent variation on oblivion energy focused so well that the SOUL of the entity doesn't survive him. Keeping him calm and letting him fall asleep is literally the only survival tactic with him. DO NOT send anyone else. Ask the second Praetorian to confirm I am being honest if you are on the Godmodder's side."
I then teleport to where the next ball is before Beerus can realize I am here, but leave an interdimensional recorder to be able to know what happens next. (Spoilers, It is a bloodbath if more entities are sent after him. The GODMODDER, may not be enough to kill this guy, unless she has been holding back absurdly up until now based on what she has yet done. She may be able to harm him, but only with a strength capable of annihilating ten or twenty UNIVERSES with each blow.)
(Help can someone help me find my charge)/40
Astrec observes the Ruler of Earth. He decides to investigate. He pulls up scan info for the The Ruler of Earth, Prime Earth, and Prime Earth's Timeline. The he drops down a Astrecbot onto the field to act for him, and teleports into Prime Earth's space boundaries. I come in peace! I'm a Descended! I want to visit Earth Prime. I have no interest in preforming any actions that would directly or indirectly preform negative things upon your planet.
If anyone scans him for truth, they would find he is indeed telling the truth. Hopefully safe, he descends down onto Earth Prime, dropping down into Canada Home sweet home. Kinda. Alternate Home Sweet home?
The astrecbot screams about how machines are better and humans are inferior. It then informs the Game Master what the entity that they don't what it is is: a Godmodder-aligned zombie in a vat of holy water! (Yes, the vat is sealed)
Wherever ender smirk is...
The Voidship and drones are not destroyed, as a golden Descended aura materializes, blocking Ender Smirks attempted annhilatiom. Remember Astrec's ship from earlier? A small army of those appear, blocking the way of Ender smirk and helping the ships.
A glowing purple clone of Astrec appears. And grabs Ender Smirk. WHAT THE HELL. We do not need to get in trouble with the Voidic Authorities, you power obsessed twit! We're the good guys! And whatever you think, lemme tell you:
You.
Are.
Not.
God.
Voidic Authorities, I apologize for this Descended. I will help deal with this.
The clone advances towards Smirk angrily, glowing. If Ender Smirk tries to escape, Astrec uses The Clear Thought to shred through his mindscape, causing him extreme mental pain and paraylzation. Now, idiot. You are either going to surrender to the Authorities, or strifing is going to happen.
I await your choice.
I approach another planet sized object, but this one is even more obviously a giant orange jewel. I look within it, and see seven stars. I then proceed to pull out a random magic 8 ball. I throw it at the planet, and the planet instantly shrinks into the ball.
I then send Avernus a message. " If you are able, contact P3's fleet. Tell them that the man giving them the warning about the cat god is not joking, nor lying. I don't want to see how much carnage an angry Beerus will cause to the multiverse once he realizes they are not from the eleven realities linked to his universe directly. This is for the sake of every universe, not just any specific one. I don't know how many universes he can destroy if he tries to." I hope he takes my advice, as I really didn't want to see the Multiverse die today.
OOC: (I am using canon feats for the character to scale these statements, not anything else, so don't yell at me for saying he is ridiculous. I am being given access to a multiverse to deal with. Some of the multiverse is insanely overpowered. That is how things work out)
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James swaps to production/engineering instead of programming, and builds another of the stable rifts, which the templars place beneath their portal. as long as the projector is intact, the templar portal will slowly grain summoning ability.
Aron starts planning some way to replace lost members. also, instead of 4 clones, the cloning tries to recreate steffan or, if this is impossible, someone fairly similar to him, using his soul. if necessary, up to 5 charge expended.
I wave my hand, and four beams of purple scythe through the nearby wood of this "barn". it slashes it into planks, which float free as if unheld by gravity, and purple powder floats down onto the rectangular pieces in a peculiar pattern. then, it glows for a moment, brightens, dims, and fades to nothing... leaving planks of ironwood instead. one of the templars [templarorders] barks a word, and three or so humans, workers from the templar mines, come through the templar portal, walk over to the floating ironwood, and bring it back to the incredibly lazy and nogatu-like templars, who then bid them to continue construction of the castle. one of the templars guides the vintage conduit as normal, but the rest laze around, arrogant. [[this is only if none of the enemies have used magic, if someone has then the templars attack them from within their castle... but it's just animals, animal-maniac-man, the 'idontknowwhatthisis' and ... Whatever the godmodder does, i assume it's godmodding in-lore right, and as such not magic? anyway as far as i know none of the current enemies trigger the templars hatred of non-templar magics, their more intense hatred of elementalists, and their most intense hatred of dragons. if at any point you notice i missed something the templar should hate, have them attack it. or at least be petty towards it.]]
24/40 THUNDERSTRUCK Yup... That's what I get for stepping into a new comfort zone. At least I have my poptarts. LJG then, interestingly enough, does not start looking into his guitar case for random items. He instead looks right at his wrist, making everyone assume he forgot his watch. However, he then proceeds to take off one of his spike bands. Hate to waste somethin' this cool, but... He then throws it down into the ground. For a few moments, it looks like this did nothing, but then, as a titanic cow rides over where it landed, exactly 6 seconds after it hit the ground, a giant spike rises out of the ground. This spike then rapidly grows many more smaller spikes that then grow even smaller spikes, making it look like a metal tree. These "branches," assuming that it hits the motorcycle, Grow around the motorcycle, piercing vital points such as the tires or gas tanks. The tree then, for inexplicable reasons, falls, landing on yet another titanic cow. This, if both hits land (which is terribly unlikely), would most likely cause both motorcycles to explode from the impact, especially with the pierced gas tank.
This is no pun at all, I seem to have run out of them.
(While I'm not in a position to judge, you should probably just levelgrind Magic Materialization and spawn a set of Dragon Balls yourself. Making and fighting gods by indirection? Oof, shoot 'em at the GM.)
That said, since I'm saving hakkerocalibur, hihi'irokane ore, grace-nevril, and a number of other idea concepts for-
Wait. There's something I need to test.
((You said something along the lines of, once,
"You know what? You probably can just open all the prison door cells all at once.
This may just be a mental block of the Game Master, unable to comprehend the idea of people who can warp reality to do whatever they want.
There, an in-universe reason
Because ultimately, the Game Master just doesn't have the same perspective on life that a Reality Warper does.
That more or less make sense?
I can give you a comparison: the Game Master likes to play Basketball, but a Descended can literally destroy the concept of Basketball so that it never existed, and make the Game Master enjoy Soccer instead."))
but I am unsure of exaggeration toward the capabilities of a Descendant...and those who would both test for and block that.Let us test that.Yeah!...'
There is something quite like time that vibrates in odd colors, in another world. I wonder if that's how it works here. I weshush reach out.
I touch with scanning...not time, nor its guards, but the nature of that guarding and what lies beneath/beyond/「 」. Reach out and with the sacred profanity, check. Speak to the truth. We seek an answer for the question, from both Arbiter and the framework on which grows God and the world.
Though it is spoken in deeper sign-concepts than word and dimension can convey, endless treatises and libraries in the high-information-density worldwrite of witch-authors and the diacritic-laden multispeech of the squid, it can be boiled down to (with the assistance of that comparison in a higher reality), asking what retrogenesis we can beseech: what is our power of indirect creation and direct will, in addition to charge-work and numeric meaning that is all too likely the abstraction of writers.
Where is that strange boundary between it being so that we can have it, and the boundary for a strange convincing of reality it was always already there without asking first, and the boundary actually making it so by power and glory and charge, and then the boundary again for retconning and facing the wrath of time? If the Arbiter doesn't know, I shall ask their story.
I give our side a Performance to lift their spirits...it involves Murdering Crazy Jesters....and also PIE
Silver of Good Taste to scout out the Terror Cow for new and fascinating Dishes it can make with it,mainly by using a Huge Knifebit got from Hammerspace
(While I'm not in a position to judge, you should probably just levelgrind Magic Materialization and spawn a set of Dragon Balls yourself. Making and fighting gods by indirection? Oof, shoot 'em at the GM.)
OOC: My intent was that they would be obstacles, and was planning on having to stealth through universe six because everyone was aware someone was after the Super Dragon Balls. I was also making use of this being a multiverse. And I was not fighting them off indirectly, the GM made them the targets of Godmodding forces. I am just describing a textbook Beerus response to someone not Zeno threatening him. The area I am in is full of dangers, I had mentioned that, the Ship angered one of said dangers by being, from Beerus's perspective, impudent. I have done nothing in that first post besides describe something. I did as much as describing that a ball fell to the ground when someone else said it was dropped. I didn't cause it. I just informed everyone that it happened.
25/40 THUNDERSTRUCK Hey, do you all know what the best type of metal band is? A METAL METAL BAND! LJG, using his multi-dimensional locating and teleporting instruments (while hoping time was his problem, not space), goes to where the big fleet with the purple cat is. (You may ask how he knows about the fleet. Well, Ender_Smirkseems to broadcast everything he does over radio waves, making it easy enough to intercept with the right instruments.) Based on how long the Hakai theme takes, he gets an entire minute thirty. He then sneaks onto the big ship, using high power batteries from one of his... exciting wireless electric guitars, a small magnet, and a kazoo to charge the sound waves so that they become electromagnetic radiation. He plays the kazoo so expertly that he is able to recreate everything that is around him as light rays by matching the frequency of his sound waves so that they end up (after becoming electromagnetic) being the same color as the background, making him undetectable. Moving as fast as possible, LJG finds a computer terminal and downloads a copy of Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution(by AC/DC) into it. As the song plays it releases viruses into the computer's mainframe. This virus is based on a strain of the maverick virus from Mega Man X, but instead of causing reploids to destroy everything under Sigma's control, it gives control to all robots to whoever looks the part of rock king (Needless to say, this world's Rock was very heavy metal). This virus, being as it is, corrupts any robot still in the ship, giving LJG control of the ship because of his natural disposition to the genre and loosely used title of Heir to Rock. He then steers the ship out of the way of the Hakai (if that's gonna happen). Once I steer the ship out of the way, LJG find wherever the Ω and replace it with a skull.
(For anyone paying attention, if this fails or the Hakai lands, LJG is going down with the ship. He knows that he's at one HP, and will just come back anyways, no harm done. Really, everyone knows to keep a copy of their skull that your sentience can travel to and make a body out of in their guitar case, right?)
I let loose a torrent of sweat as I see how low my Barracks and Lunar entities are close to dying. Even so, I hold up my Healium Staff and use it create some fast acting and nutritious food ingredients. The staff then goes through multiple forms like a kitchen knife, frying pan, and other cooking utensils as I use it to bake some sweets and other quick to go snacks and hand them over to the matriarch to enjoy and heal herself it.
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I shut down the Seismic Pulse device by opening an emergency Water Portal inside of it.
And by emergency Water Portal, I mean a portal whose other end is at the "lowest" point of the Elemental Plane of Water and whose aperture is ten meters wide.
شيء خلود will drown if I have anything to say about it.
25/40 THUNDERSTRUCK Hey, do you all know what the best type of metal band is? A METAL METAL BAND! LJG, using his multi-dimensional locating and teleporting instruments (while hoping time was his problem, not space), goes to where the big fleet with the purple cat is. (You may ask how he knows about the fleet. Well, Ender_Smirkseems to broadcast everything he does over radio waves, making it easy enough to intercept with the right instruments.) Based on how long the Hakai theme takes, he gets an entire minute thirty. He then sneaks onto the big ship, using high power batteries from one of his... exciting wireless electric guitars, a small magnet, and a kazoo to charge the sound waves so that they become electromagnetic radiation. He plays the kazoo so expertly that he is able to recreate everything that is around him as light rays by matching the frequency of his sound waves so that they end up (after becoming electromagnetic) being the same color as the background, making him undetectable. Moving as fast as possible, LJG finds a computer terminal and downloads a copy of Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution(by AC/DC) into it. As the song plays it releases viruses into the computer's mainframe. This virus is based on a strain of the maverick virus from Mega Man X, but instead of causing reploids to destroy everything under Sigma's control, it gives control to all robots to whoever looks the part of rock king (Needless to say, this world's Rock was very heavy metal). This virus, being as it is, corrupts any robot still in the ship, giving LJG control of the ship because of his natural disposition to the genre and loosely used title of Heir to Rock. He then steers the ship out of the way of the Hakai (if that's gonna happen). Once I steer the ship out of the way, LJG find wherever the Ω and replace it with a skull.
(For anyone paying attention, if this fails or the Hakai lands, LJG is going down with the ship. He knows that he's at one HP, and will just come back anyways, no harm done. Really, everyone knows to keep a copy of their skull that your sentience can travel to and make a body out of in their guitar case, right?)
UMMMM, warning, the Hakai doesn't give you a revive option, your soul is destroyed. no revive, no nothing you are dead. give yourself a teleporter in case you can't initiate warp fast enough to avoid the Hakai energy. Also move it to a place filled with PG if you want them dead, because Beerus will be hot on your trail instantly. Just run is my main point, as Hakai just annihilates utterly whatever it destroys, as in complete cessation of existence. I just wanted you to know what you were doing.
