Just a Charge Attack: 12/until I use it, or 20
Compensation Unncessary: 3/10
+1 @Moniker@I just write
Medic heals the Offering. White Mage heals the Rocket Battleship. Somehow.
Emerald glances at the Artillery Team or Group or whatever, and smacks them. With their own Artillery. Which promptly explodes.
Emerald then puts on a light green Scouter over his left eye and scans the Barrier Mage
Right. This is the last thing I can really do for you, monikerbots... it's time! To use! THE HEALING LASER!
I sent out my laser of healing towards the monikerbots, and fill it with my weirdly obsessive desire to protect them. I push it all into the laser, in one last burst to protect them all - and help mentally prepare me for their potential inevitable doom. I want them to go out with a bang!
General Action:
I blink as reality reacts... a bit oddly to my attempted timeline shenanigans, but damage was still done. So mission accomplished, I suppose? I observe the new state of the battlefield.
Elves, eh? Well, not a bad move, but it won't save our enemy. I turn to the Cultivator of Blades and proceed to show exactly why swords became obsolete. I turn to my trust wristwatch yet again, and turn the outer ring the other way, which gives the same click as before. The result however is very much not the same, as watch face and said ring rise up, with a small barrel poking out of the empty space. I smile a little as I admire the fact that this simple device can make clockwork armor and also has a concealed laser. A simple pleasure, but I did quite enjoy my new powers, it would be impossible for me to deny that. And of course in this instance, one must respect the classics. And a laser watch is very classic.
The barrel quickly swivels around to the Cultivator and opens fire, a sustained beam of red light slashing up and down the being, burning and piercing him. I then acknowledge that swords come back into favor in some science fiction, and demonstrate this by taking out a power knife from an inside jacket pocket, then proceeding to slice and dice my unfortunate foe. The crackling, lightning-edged weapon ripped straight through the individual, the power field surrounding the blade severing the bonds between molecules, allowing me to strike through an enemy as if I were cutting air. A few strokes later, and the Cultivator has taken yet more damage, the combined assault being a serious blow.
A war-automaton appears, stepping through a portal I opened while I was partially dealing with the elf. The base color was a simple brow/bronze, but it was inlaid with intricate and incredibly ornate designs, a master-crafted piece of precision machinery. It's internal systems were similarly fine tuned and precisely manufactured, allowing it to perform incredible feats. This Champion-class robot wielded a large, heavy blade, with similarly almost hedonistic in scope patterns on it, sharp-edged and powerful, even capable of projecting a force field. In addition, its arms could shift into Blaster cannons, granting it ranged firepower. It was sure to help us in battle.
Entity Orders:
Wood burns well. To celebrate this fact, the Shade is to torch both Servants of the Conduit into ashes and embers, ironically creating what it had just helped get rid of. Any spillover is to go to Obedience and if Obedience dies Authority.
The Champion is to attack Obedience.
General Action: Double Team!
Looking at the pitifully weak creature known as the Cultivator of Blades, I note to Val'Elzathor "You're almost capable of one-shotting that thing with your avatar. Plus, I don't like the looks of that charged ability it has. I say we kill it dead."
The Least Avatar chuckled as it said "I like the way you think, mortal. You can weaken it some, then I will finish it off."
I replied "Gladly." before I pulled out my good old BFG-9000.
The weapon charged swiftly, and as soon as it was done I fired, unleashing a massive blast of glowing green hell-plasma towards the Cultivator of Blades.
Entity Orders
Rocket Battleship: N/A
Master Duelist: N/A
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor: Murderize the Cultivator of Blades. If it's dead already, gank Inscruta. If both of them are dead, attack the [PG] with the least health.
The flames of the now-burning Mobile Fortress provided convenient cover for me to move unseen to where the Artillery Team had kept all their munitions. Even if anyone could see me, they would hesitate to engage a tall man walking through the flames with a heavy-looking sword in his hands. After priming a timed explosive there, I quickly run out just as all the remaining mortar shells explode in a spectacular fashion.
Any extra damage will go towards damaging the Archer Contingent and the now Un-garrisoned Soldiers.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing.
The Just Writer said:
Hmm... Not going to be anywhere near enough madness to actually score a hit, there.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged, only to put himself in front of a rapidly oncoming train. He whacked that train with his hammer, repelling it, only to dodge the get hit in the back with the other train that had been coming down the track in the other direction.
The Just Writer said:
Nope, you don't get to dodge or block that, it's plot-critical!
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged, only to put himself in front of a rapidly oncoming train. He whacked that train with his hammer, repelling it, only to dodge the get hit in the back with the other train that had been coming down the track in the other direction.
After the Godmodder peeled himself off the front of the train, he looked around, only to find that he was now in the middle of a city he didn't recognize.
He exclaimed "Alright, who's responsible for this? I demand an explanation!" as the city continued on with its business.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged, only to put himself in front of a rapidly oncoming train. He whacked that train with his hammer, repelling it, only to dodge the get hit in the back with the other train that had been coming down the track in the other direction.
After the Godmodder peeled himself off the front of the train, he looked around, only to find that he was now in the middle of a city he didn't recognize.
He exclaimed "Alright, who's responsible for this? I demand an explanation!" as the city continued on with its business. suddenly, aliens attacked, shooting everything in sight with lasers, including the Godmodder. They, of course, began fighting back, rapidly defeating said aliens.
It was set, I had successfully constructed a literary world and gotten the Godmodder so engrossed in it that they were physically present in it. My preparations complete, I grabbed the script I had trapped the Godmodder in and a paper shredder. I noticed that the script was continuing to write itself, with the latest line saying
I didn't give the Godmodder a chance to finish that sentence as I shredded the script, effectively ripping apart the very fabric of reality for the realm the Godmodder was currently in. Audible screams erupted from the paper as it was shredded, being ripped apart within seconds. For a few moments it seemed like the Godmodder was gone for good, then I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Turning around, I saw the Godmodder, their body covered in lacerations, and their expression promising murder.
Charges
Soul-Crushing Bureaucracy (16/20)
Can't Be Controlled (5/20)
+2 @EternalStruggle
I turn my attention towards Obedience, the great creature in turn gazing towards me with a baleful eye. It is a mighty eldritch abomination, but that's not anything a high-powered railrifle can't solve. I grab a large cannon from nowhere, and blast the thing with numerous hypersonic metal spikes, which rip right through the foe. Soon enough my magazine runs dry, but the damage has clearly been done if the slight staggering back of the enemy is any indication. I let the weapon vanish, returning to the nothing from where it came, and then raise my right hand. A strange ring is on my hands, an incredibly high power but directional magnet, and I pull my arm close to my chest. Immediately, the far away shots return to me, penetrating Obedience again from the other direction before hovering in front of me for double the damage. I wave them away into thin air, and look back at the being to see the damage done.
When you have Elvish Mystic, Sylvan Caryatid, or Gyre Sage?
Well, two can and must play at this game.
At least now the engineer no longer needs to make conjunction-fortress puns.
Curse of Death's Hold
8-post. Using.
"I will show you the justice of the grave, and the true meaning of fear."
I curse the Godmodder's mtg creatures with -1/-1.
Living Plane
8-charge. Using.
"I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, red legions, for I love you.'
I turn the forest(s) into 1/1 creature(s). Welcome to the graveyard.
I Force Choke the Godmodder. Not a Star Wars Legends Force Choke, oh, no. This is a Bona Fide Star Wars Canon Force Choke, which is notorious for being incredibly dangerous, even working on Jedi Masters, who of all people should be able to protect themselves against this sort of thing. There are no Legends-Force-Nullifying annoying Ysalamiri in the ecosystem. In fact, they are nowhere to be seen. Even if there were, this is a Canon Force Choke, which would work simply because it's from a different continuity. In addition, The Godmodder has demonstrated no Force Sensitivity to my knowledge. When used on non force-sensitive lifeforms, Canon Force Choke has an incredibly high fatality rate. Even though it is highly unlikely The Godmodder will outright die from this, I also find it highly unlikely that he will escape my grip without a scratch.
16/20 Livin' La Vida Loca (+2 from Enerald_Mann)
7/15 Things?
Tabenacle at Pendrell Vale:
1-post-charge Entity (the spirit of a church)
While it's on the battlefield, the Godmodder's mtg creatures must be sacrificed unless he pays 1 Mana for each he wishes to spare.
Redstone slaps the Godmodder. The Godmodder easily dodges and fires eye lasers at Redstone. Redstone fires his own eye lasers at the Godmodder's eyes. This engages an eye laser battle which Redstone almost loses. And then a heroic second wind happens and he blasts the Godmodder miles away, where he is shot, being identified as a UFO. He is flung into a Ork infested planet where he is roasted and cooked for dinner. He respawns on the battlefield but everyone is a Widowmaker. He gets sniped simotaneously by 3 widowmakers and 12 TF2 Snipers (heh). He respawns and walks out of the spawn door, where he is met by 8 stickybombs which all detonate. The Demoman then attempts to grenade jump and blows himself up. The Godmodder respawns once again.
To X-Files 9001% volume. His headphones are blown up in the process. He gets a new pair of headphones from his infinite headphone stackTM and goes back, only to hear the Fidget Spinner song. His head blows up due to the topic of the song.
Authority should have 1 domination due to Obedience getting attacked last turn.
Got +irrelevant total
Gamma: 20/20 - USED
Delta: 20/20 - USED
Time to summon some new losers to get killed. Let'sa go.
A horrifying shriek echoes through the battlefield as a shadow of a massive bird dances on the ground. The figure soars overhead, its many eyes focusing on the fight below. Finally, it lands some distance away before gathering material into a nest. Then it turns, revealing its deep purple, heavily scarred and matted self. It stood roughly three meters tall, double that long, and when it spread its wings to cry its foul song, it seemed to show a wide, starless night. The Shrieker had started its hunt.
This shouldn't be too complicated of an entity. I just wanted to use an often ignored mechanic.
100,000/100,000 HP
Holding: Nothing
Abilities:
Peck: Attacks something, dealing 20,000 damage, plus an additional 3,000 damage per artifact in the nest.
Careful Construction: Places any currently held artifact into the nest, and restores 15,000 HP to the nest.
Roost: Only usable while the nest is alive. Heals itself for 10,000, plus an additional 5,000 per artifact in the nest. Using this triggers the nest to start bodyguarding the Shrieker until the start of the Shrieker's next turn.
1/3: Call in the Murder
Swarms three targets with ravens, dealing 6,000 damage to each of them and increasing the Shrieker's dodge chance by 30% until the start of its next turn.
1/6: Shrieking Flight
Once this ability is charged, the Shrieker can use it instead of an attack. On use, the Shrieker flies away, thus removing it from the battlefield. This somehow totally BLOWS YOUR MIND, sending you reeling on the edges of madness. Reduces the charge progress of up to four random entities by two each. If the Shrieker had an artifact, that goes with it.
Passive: Once a Raven…
If any artifact drops onto the ground while the Shrieker isn't holding one, the Shrieker will swoop in and steal it.
Passive: Small Smark
The Shrieker may be willing to trade artifacts it has collected in the nest for other, shinier artifacts.
150,000/150,000 HP
Abilities: Nothing
Does nothing. … What did you expect? It's a nest.
Passive: Precious Storeroom
The Shrieker can hold any number of artifacts inside the nest. Artifacts inside the nest cannot be taken or used. The Shrieker also has +10% dodge chance per artifact inside the nest.
Passive: Unstable
For every 40,000 damage the nest takes, it will drop one artifact onto the ground. That artifact cannot be taken by the Shrieker until the end of the next turn.
Passive: Inanimate
If the Shrieker is gone, all attacks against the nest are automatically a mini-crit. And, on being destroyed, all the artifacts inside the nest will be dropped.
Okay. First, I swap the Crown back to Obedience.
Obedience: Heal Inscruta for 15k
Authority: Do nothing
Shrieker: Peck at and kill the Robot. Then, steal the Predator Armor. If the Robot is already dead, steal the Predator Armor anyway and put it into the nest.
Epsilon: 1/20
Zeta: 1/20
+1 to MrMirrorMan, +1 to Joebob
Durability 100/100. Energy: 0/100
The user has halved HP and cannot drop this. Gives the user a weakness. Loses 60 durability on death. For every 500 damage the user's entities deal, gain 2 energy. Can also trade durability for energy in a 1:1 ratio, but not vice versa. Grants the following special bonuses that can be triggered alongside an action:
Frost Mend: Spend 6 durability and 20 energy to restore 5,000 HP to an entity.
Freezer Shock: Spend 14 durability and 25 energy to give an entity a mini-crit on its next attack (1.5 times extra damage). Cannot be used on an entity summoned with over 20 posts of charge.
Cold Snap: Spend 20 durability and 40 energy to give an entity an extra action. Cannot be used on an entity summoned with over 20 posts of charge.
The Seeker: Spend 5 durability and 30 energy to attempt to find ancient tech in this area.
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Obedience: 150,000/150,000 HP
0/15 Domination
Passive - Rule of Law: Starts with The Crown. The Crown is a passive bonus that goes to either Obedience or Authority. At the end of the turn, The Crown heals whichever entity it is on by 2,000 and then swaps to the other entity. In addition, PG players can spend an action to invoke Executive Privilege. Doing so will swap The Crown to the other entity in the duo, in addition to any other healing or buffs the action gives. AG/N players can also do this, though it is harder for them. (As in, it takes a good post or a small charge dedicated to it)
Passive - Crackdown: Whenever an enemy attacks Authority while it has The Crown, Obedience gains 1 Domination. Damage from passive or indirect effects does not count for this. Obedience can spend Domination to increase Authority's damage for one attack by 1,000 per Domination.
Passive - Heritage: If Authority dies, Obedience permanently gets The Crown and gains 2 Domination per turn.
Attack - Servitude: Heal an entity for 10,000. Heals for an additional 5,000 if Obedience has The Crown.
Attack - Behavioral Correction: Costs 2 Domination. Lashes out at an enemy, dealing 25,000 damage, but also increasing any healing they deal by 30% for 2 turns.
Attack - The Walls Watch: Costs 4 Domination. Pick a non-elite enemy and a target. That enemy also attacks the target during the EOTB.
Authority: 150,000/150,000 HP
0/15 Domination
Passive - Crackdown: Whenever an enemy attacks Obedience while it has The Crown, Authority gains 1 Domination. Damage from passive or indirect effects does not count for this. Authority can spend Domination to increase Obedience's damage for one attack by 1,000 per Domination.
Passive - Heritage: If Obedience dies, Authority permanently gets The Crown and gains 2 Domination per turn.
Attack - Showcase: Deal 10,000 damage to an entity. Deals an additional 5,000 damage if Authority has The Crown.
Attack - Truthtelling: Costs 2 Domination. Deals 30,000 damage to a target, but also increase their damage by 15% for 2 turns. If this attack is used on an entity with hidden stats, it also reveals those stats.
Attack - Reeducation: Costs 4 Domination. Pick a non-elite enemy and a target. That enemy also heals the target for as much damage as it deals during the EOTB.
I manage to recover after being torched by the Godmodder. Apparently, the Godmodder really wanted to destroy those blueprints, and figured the best way to do so would be to torch them. Given that I memorize almost all of my blueprints, that means that he torched me in an effort to destroy my blueprint.
So, since he didn't do much damage (given the Juggernaut Armor's environmental sealing that can block damage from regular fire), meaning that I still have a chance to get to work rebuilding it. Except, wait, where did my blueprints go?
Yep, the Godmodder's "torching" was really just a cover for a memory alteration spell. Why he chose to simply remove one blueprint and not exploit the power of memory alteration completely beats me, but I still can't build a Quantum Disrupter right now.
The good news is twofold. First off, we now know that the Godmodder is actually worried about anti-precog measures to the point of taking action against them. And secondly, he got hit by my base traps on his way into my base to torch my blueprints (because I was naturally using the construction tools in my base to create the Quantum Disrupter). Even though I had forgotten to reactivate the 7 Proxy Defense to stop the Godmodder from getting into my base, a check of my defenses showed that he did get tagged by my Cross-Dimensional Tracker.
A tracking beacon is surprisingly useful for hunting down thieves trying to steal your stuff. This tracking beacon functions as a nigh-undetectable magical enchantment, such that even high-level divination magic struggles to detect it. And not only does it allow me to find his current location, but I also added in a forced plane shift effect. Normally I would use it to send the thief back to my base in a prison cell to get my loot back and a prisoner, but for the Godmodder, I have a more interesting idea.
An analysis of the planets near this location found one demon-overran planet. Given that this is at the edge of known space and those demons weren't particularly aggressive, it was not marked as a high-priority target to clean out. But it would probably make an excellent vacation spot for the Godmodder. And yes, a plane shift does teleport people between planets within the same galaxy (the distinction is rather confusing, actually). So I use the planet shift to send the Godmodder to that literal hellhole.
Even after the Godmodder fights off billions of demons, he'll still have to make his way back to this planet to continue the fight, which my team up in orbit could exploit to figure out a hole in his orbital defenses that can be used to enter the planet.
18/20 Golem Core
9/20 Barrier Projector (+6 a bunch of stuff)
+1 @DCCCV
+1 @I just write
Auto-Crafter (Artifact): An automated crafting system designed to bolster engineering efficiency. Either generates a charge point or loses durability each turn (50% chance of either). 100% durability.
Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP).
Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user.
Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
Sustain Necklace: An emergency contingency that will revive the user immediately after death. Breaks after use.
Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
12/? ???
4/4 suft using.
i make a 30,000 HP wall for the servants of conduit, that keep the duo alive. this wall has a deathrattle: on the round you die, apply acid trip to the highest attack AG entity after status tickdown.
new 1/? sutf
+1 mirror +1 talist.
I check whether inscruta is still alive. if its not, i bet the PG just got an advantage, and decide to make an artifact because wynut, ball 1/10 basketball (does heavy damage to 3 targets, and break the artifact). if it is still alive, I attempt to scan it, and then attach a uranium fuel cell to the hologram generator, recharging it, and its HP is pretty much how full its battery is, so healing it as well.
I respond with, "Someone with an interest as to what's going on in the grand scheme of things." Dropping my hands, I continue, "I am only here to talk, so please don't hurt me."
At an unknown point in time afterwards, I use my descendancy to
emulate the powers of Malatium, to
try find out about the Godmodder's past.
19/20 Livin' La Vida Loca (+1 from Crusher48 ,+1 from rougesteelprojec)
8/15 Things?
I put an attack shield on the monikerbots. I know, I know, no originality, but it's not like that's going to give me more than 1 attack shield. I think my previous attack shield antics have done enough to get me some leeway here.
11/? ??? +1 talist
3/20 suft
+2 mirrorman unless talist can accept +'s, then +1 mirror +1 talist.
I look at the cultivator of blades' low health and 3 turn special, and decide to booby-trap him. specifically, I note the psyco-shroom 'acid trip' debuff, which currently doesn't exist, sort of. anyway, the psyco-shroom's acid trip debuff looks like it would be quite handy if it where applyed to, for example... the least avatar of vallkerie whatshisname.
[checking...]
the *Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor i mean. sure is a pretentious name, but it doesn't hold up to the pretentious adolescent's name, which i shall record here for posterity:
kinglord of the highlands, blade of light and shield of darkness, minister of falsehood and reagent of bureaucracy, creator of shadowblades and enchanter of the relic crown, warlord and sage master of all Vikings, manipulator of the norse gods and destroyer of frost giants, master of the realm of Gavel and level 101 mage, archer, dark wizard, ninja, and knight, users of the hive infused wand, bow, dagger and spear, half holder of the dark key, master of the magics of the celestial realm.
as you can see, very pretentious.
while you where reading that pretentious text, I realised the plan i had is dumb, and instead decided to create a more potent variant of the acid trip debuff, a cross between confused and panic effectwise. intent is thus: causes attacks to hit allys. if struck by a damaging attack, becomes a 50% chance to hit allys instead.
I cause this by getting LAoV hooked on opium so europe can profit off them, before adding some metamphetamine (giving them speed eleventy brillion) from minechem and some 'shroom spores I got with a combination of time travel and magic. they quickly become paniced because their moving too fast, confused from the opium, and all the while are on an acid trip from the spores. this concoction is then duplicated, liquefied, and injected into them by an army of robot mosquitos i made out of nowhere, which continually fly around and restock their drugs, keeping the acid trip, confusion, and panic combination thing from stopping as soon as my action ends... hopefully.
not feeling like dropping my monikerbot smash yet since i might need my cooldown at 0 soon, I instead make a halfhearted attempt to influence the acidtrip'd/confused/panic'd action into being monikerbots, if such can be done without reducing duration or otherwise weakening the rest of this.
Authority.
Authority has nine letters.
If we split Authority like this: Author-ity, then 'Author' has six letters and 'ity' has three letters.
Let's focus on Author.
Whose character is the Author?
That's right, Sp33d0n's.
Sp33d0n has seven characters, two of which are threes and one is a zero.
Two threes and one zero.
3 + 3 + 0 = 6.
Author has six letters.
'ity' has three letters.
Still not shocked?
What is the Author's full title?
The Eternal Author.
'The' has three letters. 'Eternal' has seven letters. 'Author' has six letters.
3 + 7 + 6 = 16.
If we split 'Eternal' like this: Ete-rnal, then 'Ete' has three letters and 'rnal' has four letters.
The letters 'rn' together look like the letter 'm'.
Ete and Mal.
If you ask a Japanese person to pronounce Mal, they will most likely say Mar. (Not to be racist.) Mario is a character in Japanese games.
Ete and Mar.
Ette and Marr.
Ette and Marron.
Both Marron and Ette are characters of Irecreeper.
Irecreeper is known for creating DTG: Chaos.
DTG: Chaos has the Chaos Butterfly as a major theme.
This is how the Chaos Butterfly looks like: <0>.
<0> has one zero.
You know what else has one zero?
That's right. Sp33d0n.
Wait. There's more.
What is the only game Sp33d0n is known to GM?
DTG TVTropes 2: Salvation.
Who created DTG TVTropes 1?
Pionoplayer.
1 + 1 = 2.
DTG TVTropes 1 + DTG TVTropes 1 = DTG TVTropes 2: Salvation.
DTG TVTropes 1 = 1/2 of DTG TVTropes 2.
Pionoplayer = 1/2 of Sp33d0n.
Since Author = both Marron and Ette...
That's right.
Sp33d0n = 1/2 of Irecreeper.
Don't question my logic. It is flawless.
Pionoplayer = 1/2 of Sp33d0n = 1/4 of Irecreeper.
Irecreeper x 4 = Pionoplayer.
DTG: Chaos x 4 = DTG: Renewal.
DTG: ChaosChaosChaosChaos = Renewal.
DTG: ChaosChaosChaosChaos has twenty four characters sans a space.
Renewal has seven letters.
24 = 7.
24/7.
The secret DTG industry pumps out Sp33d0ns, Irecreepers and Pionplayers 24/7.
Hold your horses. There's more.
24/7.
24 = 7.
This means that hours = days.
There are 365 days in a year, save for leap years, which have 366.
This means there 365 hours in a year. This means there are 15.2083333333... days in a year.
15.2083333333...
15.2083333333... has one zero.
Sp33d0n has one zero. <0> has one zero.
Coincidence? I think not.
15.2083333333... has the number twenty in it.
You know what else has twenty letters?
ChaosChaosChaosChaos.
15.2083333333... = ChaosChaosChaosChaos = Renewal
This means that...
Days in a Year = Renewal
The lives of humans revolve around days changing and new days beginning.
Renewal = Life.
Life = Equilibrium.
What's the opposite of Equilibrium?
Entropy.
Entropy = Chaos.
DTG: Chaos.
There's more. There's always more.
Entropy = Discord.
DTG: Chaos is manufactured by the Goddess of Discord, Eris.
Discord.
Discordianism.
Discordianism is a joke religion to some extent.
What else is a joke religion?
Dinkoism.
Dinkoism revolves around an immortal mouse.
What other mouse do you know that constantly takes beatings but survives?
Jerry the Mouse.
Tom and Jerry.
Jerry is a character in Rick and Morty.
Rick and Morty. Tom Kenny voices several characters in Rick and Morty.
What other prominent figure does Tom Kenny voice.
Spongebob.
Sponge Bob.
Sp0nge B0b.
Sp0nge B0b and Eris, Goddess of Discord, are the heads of DTG Industries, manufacturing updates for existing DTG games and creating Pionoplayers, Irecreepers and Sp33d0ns.
You must be very shocked. Well, prepare to get even more shocked. Gorillaz - Empire Ants has just began playing via YouTube auto-play and it's my favorite song.
Sp0nge B0b.
As of making this post, the subreddit r/Spongebob has 35,600 subscribers.
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Sp0nge B0b.
r/Spongebob is obviously moderated by Sp0nge B0b and Eris.
However, there is obviously a Trifecta here.
Who is the third member?
Sp0nge B0b has nine characters sans the space.
Eris has four characters.
9 + 4 = 13
9 + 4 = 13
4/13.
413.
Hussie is the third member. Obviously.
That's the reason DTG2 had this many Homestuck references, as it is manufactured by Sp0nge B0b, Hussie and Eris.
The harsh truth hits Authority and kills it.
Whoa. Mind. Blown. Also DTG2 doesn't exist anymore.
SMAAAASH
80000 damage dealt to Authority as the X Files theme plays through the air at ear piercing levels and the sheer weight of THE TRUTH melts Authority's brains out its ears.
Just a Charge Attack: 12/until I use it, or 20
Compensation Unncessary: 3/10
+1 @Moniker@I just write
Medic heals the Offering. White Mage heals the Rocket Battleship. Somehow.
Emerald glances at the Artillery Team or Group or whatever, and smacks them. With their own Artillery. Which promptly explodes.
Emerald then puts on a light green Scouter over his left eye and scans the Barrier Mage
Right. This is the last thing I can really do for you, monikerbots... it's time! To use! THE HEALING LASER!
I sent out my laser of healing towards the monikerbots, and fill it with my weirdly obsessive desire to protect them. I push it all into the laser, in one last burst to protect them all - and help mentally prepare me for their potential inevitable doom. I want them to go out with a bang!
Your healing beam shoots out across the battlefield, collecting the fallen bodies of many of the dead monikerbots lifting them up off the ground and restoring them to their former glory. A tiny buzzing is let out, a call to rally, and 30000 more monikerbots come swarming in from the distance to rejoin the throng.
General Action:
I blink as reality reacts... a bit oddly to my attempted timeline shenanigans, but damage was still done. So mission accomplished, I suppose? I observe the new state of the battlefield.
Elves, eh? Well, not a bad move, but it won't save our enemy. I turn to the Cultivator of Blades and proceed to show exactly why swords became obsolete. I turn to my trust wristwatch yet again, and turn the outer ring the other way, which gives the same click as before. The result however is very much not the same, as watch face and said ring rise up, with a small barrel poking out of the empty space. I smile a little as I admire the fact that this simple device can make clockwork armor and also has a concealed laser. A simple pleasure, but I did quite enjoy my new powers, it would be impossible for me to deny that. And of course in this instance, one must respect the classics. And a laser watch is very classic.
The barrel quickly swivels around to the Cultivator and opens fire, a sustained beam of red light slashing up and down the being, burning and piercing him. I then acknowledge that swords come back into favor in some science fiction, and demonstrate this by taking out a power knife from an inside jacket pocket, then proceeding to slice and dice my unfortunate foe. The crackling, lightning-edged weapon ripped straight through the individual, the power field surrounding the blade severing the bonds between molecules, allowing me to strike through an enemy as if I were cutting air. A few strokes later, and the Cultivator has taken yet more damage, the combined assault being a serious blow.
A Champion: 20/20, using.
Apocalypse: 14/20.
A war-automaton appears, stepping through a portal I opened while I was partially dealing with the elf. The base color was a simple brow/bronze, but it was inlaid with intricate and incredibly ornate designs, a master-crafted piece of precision machinery. It's internal systems were similarly fine tuned and precisely manufactured, allowing it to perform incredible feats. This Champion-class robot wielded a large, heavy blade, with similarly almost hedonistic in scope patterns on it, sharp-edged and powerful, even capable of projecting a force field. In addition, its arms could shift into Blaster cannons, granting it ranged firepower. It was sure to help us in battle.
Entity Orders:
Wood burns well. To celebrate this fact, the Shade is to torch both Servants of the Conduit into ashes and embers, ironically creating what it had just helped get rid of. Any spillover is to go to Obedience and if Obedience dies Authority.
The Champion is to attack Obedience.
General Action: Double Team!
Looking at the pitifully weak creature known as the Cultivator of Blades, I note to Val'Elzathor "You're almost capable of one-shotting that thing with your avatar. Plus, I don't like the looks of that charged ability it has. I say we kill it dead."
The Least Avatar chuckled as it said "I like the way you think, mortal. You can weaken it some, then I will finish it off."
I replied "Gladly." before I pulled out my good old BFG-9000.
The weapon charged swiftly, and as soon as it was done I fired, unleashing a massive blast of glowing green hell-plasma towards the Cultivator of Blades.
Entity Orders
Rocket Battleship: N/A
Master Duelist: N/A
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor: Murderize the Cultivator of Blades. If it's dead already, gank Inscruta. If both of them are dead, attack the [PG] with the least health.
Arborback Stomper, a massive white majestic beast. The power of aether draws creatures to it like a magnetic force, and those that are touched by it are forever altered. Possesses no special abilities.
You fire your Big GORILLA Gun (wait crap that ruins the acronym.) right at the cultivator of blades.
The Godmodder twitches for a few seconds as the cultivator disappears into green light and red mist.
The flames of the now-burning Mobile Fortress provided convenient cover for me to move unseen to where the Artillery Team had kept all their munitions. Even if anyone could see me, they would hesitate to engage a tall man walking through the flames with a heavy-looking sword in his hands. After priming a timed explosive there, I quickly run out just as all the remaining mortar shells explode in a spectacular fashion.
Any extra damage will go towards damaging the Archer Contingent and the now Un-garrisoned Soldiers.
You sneak through the ruins of the castle, and set your explosive.
"Hey Jim, what's this thing?"
"What thing?"
"This lump o stuff on the cannon."
"Wait wha-"
Artillery team killed. 5000 damage to the archer contingent and ungarrisoned soldiers.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged, only to put himself in front of a rapidly oncoming train. He whacked that train with his hammer, repelling it, only to dodge the get hit in the back with the other train that had been coming down the track in the other direction.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged, only to put himself in front of a rapidly oncoming train. He whacked that train with his hammer, repelling it, only to dodge the get hit in the back with the other train that had been coming down the track in the other direction.
After the Godmodder peeled himself off the front of the train, he looked around, only to find that he was now in the middle of a city he didn't recognize.
He exclaimed "Alright, who's responsible for this? I demand an explanation!" as the city continued on with its business.
As the Godmodder did whatever on the other side of the battlefield, I was fiddling with a typewriter and a bottle of white-out, which might not seem significant, at first. Then the Godmodder tripped over the rock that had suddenly materialized beneath his feet.
A loud cry of "What the f-" rang out from the Godmodder, as I continued writing. Then the piano fell on top of him, which the Godmodder dodged, only to put himself in front of a rapidly oncoming train. He whacked that train with his hammer, repelling it, only to dodge the get hit in the back with the other train that had been coming down the track in the other direction.
After the Godmodder peeled himself off the front of the train, he looked around, only to find that he was now in the middle of a city he didn't recognize.
He exclaimed "Alright, who's responsible for this? I demand an explanation!" as the city continued on with its business. suddenly, aliens attacked, shooting everything in sight with lasers, including the Godmodder. They, of course, began fighting back, rapidly defeating said aliens.
It was set, I had successfully constructed a literary world and gotten the Godmodder so engrossed in it that they were physically present in it. My preparations complete, I grabbed the script I had trapped the Godmodder in and a paper shredder. I noticed that the script was continuing to write itself, with the latest line saying
I didn't give the Godmodder a chance to finish that sentence as I shredded the script, effectively ripping apart the very fabric of reality for the realm the Godmodder was currently in. Audible screams erupted from the paper as it was shredded, being ripped apart within seconds. For a few moments it seemed like the Godmodder was gone for good, then I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Turning around, I saw the Godmodder, their body covered in lacerations, and their expression promising murder.
Charges
Soul-Crushing Bureaucracy (16/20)
Can't Be Controlled (5/20)
+2 @EternalStruggle
Rocket Battleship: The newest and coolest in rocket battleship technology. Even has a sharkface drawn on the front of it, and a slick green paintjob. Possesses incredible firepower and an emergency self-repair system. For emergencies.
The Godmodder trips over the rock the first time and then again. And again. And again.
A finger taps you on the shoulder. Hello yes I'd like you to not stick me in time loops, thank you much.
And then he smashes your face into the typewriter.
I turn my attention towards Obedience, the great creature in turn gazing towards me with a baleful eye. It is a mighty eldritch abomination, but that's not anything a high-powered railrifle can't solve. I grab a large cannon from nowhere, and blast the thing with numerous hypersonic metal spikes, which rip right through the foe. Soon enough my magazine runs dry, but the damage has clearly been done if the slight staggering back of the enemy is any indication. I let the weapon vanish, returning to the nothing from where it came, and then raise my right hand. A strange ring is on my hands, an incredibly high power but directional magnet, and I pull my arm close to my chest. Immediately, the far away shots return to me, penetrating Obedience again from the other direction before hovering in front of me for double the damage. I wave them away into thin air, and look back at the being to see the damage done.
The Godmodder quickly sics the OP Scale on your infliction, but the damage has been done. 5000 damage to all PG entities. The Forest has also been reduced to barren wasteland for miles in every direction.
I Force Choke the Godmodder. Not a Star Wars Legends Force Choke, oh, no. This is a Bona Fide Star Wars Canon Force Choke, which is notorious for being incredibly dangerous, even working on Jedi Masters, who of all people should be able to protect themselves against this sort of thing. There are no Legends-Force-Nullifying annoying Ysalamiri in the ecosystem. In fact, they are nowhere to be seen. Even if there were, this is a Canon Force Choke, which would work simply because it's from a different continuity. In addition, The Godmodder has demonstrated no Force Sensitivity to my knowledge. When used on non force-sensitive lifeforms, Canon Force Choke has an incredibly high fatality rate. Even though it is highly unlikely The Godmodder will outright die from this, I also find it highly unlikely that he will escape my grip without a scratch.
16/20 Livin' La Vida Loca (+2 from Enerald_Mann)
7/15 Things?
The Godmodder counter force chokes you. The two of you lift each other into the air higher and higher. This doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
Godmodder's action for this round nullified!
Tabenacle at Pendrell Vale:
1-post-charge Entity (the spirit of a church)
While it's on the battlefield, the Godmodder's mtg creatures must be sacrificed unless he pays 1 Mana for each he wishes to spare.
Redstone slaps the Godmodder. The Godmodder easily dodges and fires eye lasers at Redstone. Redstone fires his own eye lasers at the Godmodder's eyes. This engages an eye laser battle which Redstone almost loses. And then a heroic second wind happens and he blasts the Godmodder miles away, where he is shot, being identified as a UFO. He is flung into a Ork infested planet where he is roasted and cooked for dinner. He respawns on the battlefield but everyone is a Widowmaker. He gets sniped simotaneously by 3 widowmakers and 12 TF2 Snipers (heh). He respawns and walks out of the spawn door, where he is met by 8 stickybombs which all detonate. The Demoman then attempts to grenade jump and blows himself up. The Godmodder respawns once again.
To X-Files 9001% volume. His headphones are blown up in the process. He gets a new pair of headphones from his infinite headphone stackTM and goes back, only to hear the Fidget Spinner song. His head blows up due to the topic of the song.
You attempt to eye laser the Godmodder, but with his other hand (the one he's not force choking DCCCV with) he holds up a mirror, and you are launched into the air where your own ridiculous gauntlet of traps blasts you to smithereens.
Authority should have 1 domination due to Obedience getting attacked last turn.
Got +irrelevant total
Gamma: 20/20 - USED
Delta: 20/20 - USED
Time to summon some new losers to get killed. Let'sa go.
A horrifying shriek echoes through the battlefield as a shadow of a massive bird dances on the ground. The figure soars overhead, its many eyes focusing on the fight below. Finally, it lands some distance away before gathering material into a nest. Then it turns, revealing its deep purple, heavily scarred and matted self. It stood roughly three meters tall, double that long, and when it spread its wings to cry its foul song, it seemed to show a wide, starless night. The Shrieker had started its hunt.
This shouldn't be too complicated of an entity. I just wanted to use an often ignored mechanic.
100,000/100,000 HP
Holding: Nothing
Abilities:
Peck: Attacks something, dealing 20,000 damage, plus an additional 3,000 damage per artifact in the nest.
Careful Construction: Places any currently held artifact into the nest, and restores 15,000 HP to the nest.
Roost: Only usable while the nest is alive. Heals itself for 10,000, plus an additional 5,000 per artifact in the nest. Using this triggers the nest to start bodyguarding the Shrieker until the start of the Shrieker's next turn.
1/3: Call in the Murder
Swarms three targets with ravens, dealing 6,000 damage to each of them and increasing the Shrieker's dodge chance by 30% until the start of its next turn.
1/6: Shrieking Flight
Once this ability is charged, the Shrieker can use it instead of an attack. On use, the Shrieker flies away, thus removing it from the battlefield. This somehow totally BLOWS YOUR MIND, sending you reeling on the edges of madness. Reduces the charge progress of up to four random entities by two each. If the Shrieker had an artifact, that goes with it.
Passive: Once a Raven…
If any artifact drops onto the ground while the Shrieker isn't holding one, the Shrieker will swoop in and steal it.
Passive: Small Smark
The Shrieker may be willing to trade artifacts it has collected in the nest for other, shinier artifacts.
150,000/150,000 HP
Abilities: Nothing
Does nothing. … What did you expect? It's a nest.
Passive: Precious Storeroom
The Shrieker can hold any number of artifacts inside the nest. Artifacts inside the nest cannot be taken or used. The Shrieker also has +10% dodge chance per artifact inside the nest.
Passive: Unstable
For every 40,000 damage the nest takes, it will drop one artifact onto the ground. That artifact cannot be taken by the Shrieker until the end of the next turn.
Passive: Inanimate
If the Shrieker is gone, all attacks against the nest are automatically a mini-crit. And, on being destroyed, all the artifacts inside the nest will be dropped.
Okay. First, I swap the Crown back to Obedience.
Obedience: Heal Inscruta for 15k
Authority: Do nothing
Shrieker: Peck at and kill the Robot. Then, steal the Predator Armor. If the Robot is already dead, steal the Predator Armor anyway and put it into the nest.
Epsilon: 1/20
Zeta: 1/20
+1 to MrMirrorMan, +1 to Joebob
Durability 100/100. Energy: 0/100
The user has halved HP and cannot drop this. Gives the user a weakness. Loses 60 durability on death. For every 500 damage the user's entities deal, gain 2 energy. Can also trade durability for energy in a 1:1 ratio, but not vice versa. Grants the following special bonuses that can be triggered alongside an action:
Frost Mend: Spend 6 durability and 20 energy to restore 5,000 HP to an entity.
Freezer Shock: Spend 14 durability and 25 energy to give an entity a mini-crit on its next attack (1.5 times extra damage). Cannot be used on an entity summoned with over 20 posts of charge.
Cold Snap: Spend 20 durability and 40 energy to give an entity an extra action. Cannot be used on an entity summoned with over 20 posts of charge.
The Seeker: Spend 5 durability and 30 energy to attempt to find ancient tech in this area.
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Obedience: 150,000/150,000 HP
0/15 Domination
Passive - Rule of Law: Starts with The Crown. The Crown is a passive bonus that goes to either Obedience or Authority. At the end of the turn, The Crown heals whichever entity it is on by 2,000 and then swaps to the other entity. In addition, PG players can spend an action to invoke Executive Privilege. Doing so will swap The Crown to the other entity in the duo, in addition to any other healing or buffs the action gives. AG/N players can also do this, though it is harder for them. (As in, it takes a good post or a small charge dedicated to it)
Passive - Crackdown: Whenever an enemy attacks Authority while it has The Crown, Obedience gains 1 Domination. Damage from passive or indirect effects does not count for this. Obedience can spend Domination to increase Authority's damage for one attack by 1,000 per Domination.
Passive - Heritage: If Authority dies, Obedience permanently gets The Crown and gains 2 Domination per turn.
Attack - Servitude: Heal an entity for 10,000. Heals for an additional 5,000 if Obedience has The Crown.
Attack - Behavioral Correction: Costs 2 Domination. Lashes out at an enemy, dealing 25,000 damage, but also increasing any healing they deal by 30% for 2 turns.
Attack - The Walls Watch: Costs 4 Domination. Pick a non-elite enemy and a target. That enemy also attacks the target during the EOTB.
Authority: 150,000/150,000 HP
0/15 Domination
Passive - Crackdown: Whenever an enemy attacks Obedience while it has The Crown, Authority gains 1 Domination. Damage from passive or indirect effects does not count for this. Authority can spend Domination to increase Obedience's damage for one attack by 1,000 per Domination.
Passive - Heritage: If Obedience dies, Authority permanently gets The Crown and gains 2 Domination per turn.
Attack - Showcase: Deal 10,000 damage to an entity. Deals an additional 5,000 damage if Authority has The Crown.
Attack - Truthtelling: Costs 2 Domination. Deals 30,000 damage to a target, but also increase their damage by 15% for 2 turns. If this attack is used on an entity with hidden stats, it also reveals those stats.
Attack - Reeducation: Costs 4 Domination. Pick a non-elite enemy and a target. That enemy also heals the target for as much damage as it deals during the EOTB.
Crown swapped back to Obedience.
The Godmodder frowns slightly. (we're assuming this is before the force choking contest) Well, if you have a way of contacting your sponsors, let them know that I wish to know who they are. We will get along much better that way.
The Godmodder then gets called away by various attacks that happened earlier this turn.
I manage to recover after being torched by the Godmodder. Apparently, the Godmodder really wanted to destroy those blueprints, and figured the best way to do so would be to torch them. Given that I memorize almost all of my blueprints, that means that he torched me in an effort to destroy my blueprint.
So, since he didn't do much damage (given the Juggernaut Armor's environmental sealing that can block damage from regular fire), meaning that I still have a chance to get to work rebuilding it. Except, wait, where did my blueprints go?
Yep, the Godmodder's "torching" was really just a cover for a memory alteration spell. Why he chose to simply remove one blueprint and not exploit the power of memory alteration completely beats me, but I still can't build a Quantum Disrupter right now.
The good news is twofold. First off, we now know that the Godmodder is actually worried about anti-precog measures to the point of taking action against them. And secondly, he got hit by my base traps on his way into my base to torch my blueprints (because I was naturally using the construction tools in my base to create the Quantum Disrupter). Even though I had forgotten to reactivate the 7 Proxy Defense to stop the Godmodder from getting into my base, a check of my defenses showed that he did get tagged by my Cross-Dimensional Tracker.
A tracking beacon is surprisingly useful for hunting down thieves trying to steal your stuff. This tracking beacon functions as a nigh-undetectable magical enchantment, such that even high-level divination magic struggles to detect it. And not only does it allow me to find his current location, but I also added in a forced plane shift effect. Normally I would use it to send the thief back to my base in a prison cell to get my loot back and a prisoner, but for the Godmodder, I have a more interesting idea.
An analysis of the planets near this location found one demon-overran planet. Given that this is at the edge of known space and those demons weren't particularly aggressive, it was not marked as a high-priority target to clean out. But it would probably make an excellent vacation spot for the Godmodder. And yes, a plane shift does teleport people between planets within the same galaxy (the distinction is rather confusing, actually). So I use the planet shift to send the Godmodder to that literal hellhole.
Even after the Godmodder fights off billions of demons, he'll still have to make his way back to this planet to continue the fight, which my team up in orbit could exploit to figure out a hole in his orbital defenses that can be used to enter the planet.
18/20 Golem Core
9/20 Barrier Projector (+6 a bunch of stuff)
+1 @DCCCV
+1 @I just write
Auto-Crafter (Artifact): An automated crafting system designed to bolster engineering efficiency. Either generates a charge point or loses durability each turn (50% chance of either). 100% durability.
Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP).
Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user.
Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
Sustain Necklace: An emergency contingency that will revive the user immediately after death. Breaks after use.
Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
You attempt to plane shift the Godmodder to the heck planet and instead the tracker teleports into your office, with a picture of a hand making an obscene gesture taped to it.
12/? ???
4/4 suft using.
i make a 30,000 HP wall for the servants of conduit, that keep the duo alive. this wall has a deathrattle: on the round you die, apply acid trip to the highest attack AG entity after status tickdown.
new 1/? sutf
+1 mirror +1 talist.
I check whether inscruta is still alive. if its not, i bet the PG just got an advantage, and decide to make an artifact because wynut, ball 1/10 basketball (does heavy damage to 3 targets, and break the artifact). if it is still alive, I attempt to scan it, and then attach a uranium fuel cell to the hologram generator, recharging it, and its HP is pretty much how full its battery is, so healing it as well.
I respond with, "Someone with an interest as to what's going on in the grand scheme of things." Dropping my hands, I continue, "I am only here to talk, so please don't hurt me."
At an unknown point in time afterwards, I use my descendancy to
emulate the powers of Malatium, to
try find out about the Godmodder's past.
19/20 Livin' La Vida Loca (+1 from Crusher48 ,+1 from rougesteelprojec)
8/15 Things?
I put an attack shield on the monikerbots. I know, I know, no originality, but it's not like that's going to give me more than 1 attack shield. I think my previous attack shield antics have done enough to get me some leeway here.
You do this horrible awful thing to the demon horde and deal 10000 damage to it.
#SearchTheRuins
Obedience opens up with some more healing, upping inscruta's health values by 15K. Authority stumbles around in a drugged up haze, failing to actually do anything productive. The Archer contingent opens fire on the void rift shielding, destroying all three of the remaining generators. The Ungarrisoned Soldiers continue their struggle with the Demon Horde, dealing out 25000 damage to it. Inscruta fires off a cannon shot into the rocket battleship, managing to score a hit on its main hull, dealing 10000 damage.
The Servants of the Conduit weave their magic through the conduit or whatever it is that they do, and rain down devastation on some of the AG entities, dealing 20000 damage to the Medic, and channeling energy into the tireless tracker, once, then stopping to allow him to activate his special, then doing it again once his action is over. The Tireless Tracker looks around and finds some clues, leading him closer to his quarry, and stands back up with renewed fervor in his eyes. The arborback stomper just steps on the warp rift and deals 40000 damage to it. The shrieker shrieks down on the robot, pecking it to death and stealing the predator armor.
The demon horde, now released from its prison works both on wreaking havoc amongst the ungarrisoned soldiers and on the white mage for 25000 damage each.
The Shade of the Red Dragon casually swipes a claw at the massive wall defending the servants of the conduit, knocking it down immediately. It sends down a massive pulse of fire, vaporizing the first of the servants of the conduit, and its mouth glows, aiming at the next servant. The servant braces themselves for their iminient oblivion... and only take 5000 damage. They look up, the giant dragon is nowhere ot be seen, and around them is only a small circle of fire. Shade of the Red Dragon has left the battlefield.
The Monikerbots swarm the servant of the conduit, not giving it much time to react, dealing 12000 damage to it and making that many new monikerbots. The Rocket Batlteship and Master duelist are still up in the sky, regening. The Medic attempts to repair the Offering and instead whacks it to death with its medkit. Whoops. The White Mage sends its magic up to heal the Rocket Battleship and misses and restores the main battery to full strength. Shieldmonster ICE attacks the archer contingent, inflciting 7000 damage and chill. The Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor swings... and misses, hitting the champion for 25000 damage. The Champion fortunately doesn't fall prey to mob infighting and instead swings for Obedience with its weaponry, dealing 20000 damage and giving Authority 1 domination.
The Godmodder is busy force choking DCCCV into submission, and misses his action.
The Godmodder's forces have turned the tables on you, and with a bare advantage, push you all back through the barren wastes bit by bit. 5% distance lost.
Everything ticks up and down.
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Regain the entity advantage!
Distance: 30%
Main Battlefield:
Entity Advantage: [PG]
The Godmodder [PG]: Hp: 96/100. Monocle of Searching [A]. Fluorite Duet [A] Runic Battleaxe [A]
Obedience [PG - Talist]: Hp: 56,000/150,000. 2/15 Domination.
Authority [PG - Talist]: Hp: 52,000/150,000. 2/15 Domination. Crowned
Archer Contingent [PG]: Hp: 63,000/100,000. Halved damage (1 round)
Ungarrisoned Soldiers [PG]: Hp: 70,000/175,000.
Inscruta [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 43,000/90,000. The End Gazes Back: 5/8.
Servant of the Conduit [PG]: Hp: 40,000/50,000.
Tireless Tracker [PG]: Hp: 70,000/75,000. Tracking Clues: 2/2
Arborback Stomper [PG]: Hp: 233,000/250,000.
Shrieker [PG - Talist]: Hp: 100,000/100,000. Holding: Predator Armor [A] 4/5 uses.. Call In The Murder: 1/3. Shrieking Flight: 1/6
Shrieker's Nest [PG - Talist]: Hp: 150,000/150,000.
Thina [PG - Player]: Hp: 10/10. Chipset tier 1 [A]. Durability: 23/100. Energy: 100/100
Demon Horde [H]: Hp: 315,000/400,000.
Monikerbots x123,000 [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 1/1. 1 attack shield.
Rocket Battleship [AG - I Just Write]: Hull: 21,000/60,000. Main Battery: 20,000/20,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Bridge: 20,000/20,000. 10000 regen. 80% dodge chance.
Master Duelist [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 20,000/20,000. captaining Rocket Battleship.
The Medic [AG - enerald]: Hp: 27,000/50,000. Self Surgery: 7/10.
Warp Rift [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 20,000/80,000. That Which Can Never Die: 6/10.
White Mage [AG - enerald]: Hp: 23,000/60,000. Cure: 3/3. Cura: 6/7. Curaga: 6/13.
ShieldMonster ICE [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 59,000/125,000. bodyguarding monikerbots.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 198,000/200,000. Will of the Dark God: 3/3.
Champion [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 80,000/105,000.
Gutza1 [AG - Player]: Hp: 7/20. Fusionray Laser Rifle [A] 3/5 uses.
Crusher48 [AG - Player]: Hp: 20/20. Auto-crafter [A] Durability: 14/20. Juggernaut armor [A] 6/8 HP. 4/4 Shields
Dragon Core: owner: eternalstruggle. 2 uses left.
[AG]
Hezetor
Gutza1
Chimera
Eternal Struggle
DCCCV
I just write: 3 round cooldown.
redstonetam15
Twinbuilder
Enerald_Mann
Randomname
CrownlessKing
ArcticArchiver
helldivercommand. 8 hit points.
variant
KuraHyena
Moniker
Tam Lin
rougesteelprojec
crusher48
[N]
existence success
W32Coravint
tricklejest: 5 round cooldown
heirolight
Darkside
13/? ???
5/? sutf +3 Mirror
+1 talis +1 mirro ma
placeolder
PEBBLETOPIA RESUMING THIS ROUND.
Quality lock mode selected.
DOP DONE! now ready for DCCCV's Orders! HERE
actions summery:
>archers: make like ketchup, and catch up!
ok. not fast enough though.
>infantry: WALZ
sure thing. wall strength ~doubled
>Ritual:
the ritual decides to work on its wall too, having gone unordered. wall strength up!
>Rapport: make the infantry learn how to build better!
a long inspirational speech, you say? here it is
[the infantry increase building strength significantly so rapport will stop yelling. well, that worked.]
>AbOMIaNtion: taint the environment, poison the river! AbsOLuTTTLY
Pebbletopia dop complete!
I walk over to the warp rift and tell it that warp is another name for insanity. it becomes the insanity rift. i tell it that purifying bath salts cure insanity. before it can attempt to reply, {if it has a mind anyway} I douse it in purifying bath salts.
still alive, i see it is, and tell it there is nothing that, quote, "can never die". everything fades, dies, loses its life, etc.
even, of course, if I didn't bribe a shyguy to suck the colour away, and bribe a life mage to rip away its life, making my statment quite true with regards to it. I proceed to fashion it into a rope, and attach it to a rock on a strange shore, before hauling on it to bring in a ship. this is one of the definitions of warp.
anyway, the warp rift, despite lack of mind, feels fear, as the ship is a pirate ship, and you know what pirates have?
Why , A LOT OF MONEY, of course. they pillage places, and, as wonderfully echoed by a man named bill, ya' all gotta start pillaging some stuff. also they gots buried treasure.
they use this MONEY they have to make a warp- the lines used in a loom. this warp is so incredible, the warp rift dies out of admiration.
I scan inscruta again. registration form
Soul-Crushing Bureaucracy: Department of Godmodder Destruction
"NEXT!"
Department of Godmodder Destruction
Absolutely anything regarding this Entity requires paperwork.
Want to attack this Entity? Fill out this form. The form accompanies and enables the regular attack action, rather than supplanting it.
Want this Entity to give one of your Entities a buff? Fill out this form.
Want this Entity to attack something? Fill out this form.
Want to do any of the above? You have to register for that. Fill out this form. Once you have registered, you will be given an eight digit tracking number, which must be applied to all future forms to validate them. You will not be given assistance in remembering your tracking number.
The Department of Godmodder Destruction can take as many actions as it gets correctly filled out forms, and each player can submit exactly one form to it each round, which does not count as an action. Any discrepancy in a form whatsoever is grounds for immediate denial.
Emergency Scan
Well, that Charge was originally earmarked for a fitemonster, but this mess with Inscruta is really annoying. Thus, I am expending seven charge to get to the bottom of that Entity. I want attack power, special abilities, flavor text, EVERYTHING.
OOC:Ok, if those of you didn't know, I was on vacation, it was nice if you were wondering. Also, I count up to +16 in my time gone, a plus 6 from JOE, a plus 1 from Talist, and a plus 9 from the Godmodder, let me know if I'm wrong.
IC: Due to my. . . sudden absence, I wasn't able to stop the death of ASHES and EMBERS. I glare at EternalStruggle, before striking the weakest AG with *ERROR: SYSTEM 32 DELETED* . . . huh. Also, Inscruta scaning continues.
10/20 Purity +8 from various people.
10/20 Peace +8 from various people.
I look at the strange mirror man, and feel like it's glaring at me. I simply shrug in response. What did he expect me to do, not kill them? I mean it's not like I went out of my way here, I also attacked other units, it's just that field effects are always a pressing concern.
Seeing as the weakest Entity is my Warp Rift, I block the Mirror's assault by ensuring he doesn't have access to the files, and so can't delete System 32. I do this with my AG Administrator access, and also by changing the password to something other than "password". Something significantly better that I won't say here because you know, security. We have it now even if we didn't before. Since he can't attack them with deleting System 32, or with the error of deleting it I'm not sure what he's trying, his attack is rendered null and void.
I tear open another portal to the Warp, right next to the one currently quietly twisting and evolving. Larger but less stable, it allows a human sized creature through, but collapsed immediately afterwards, detonating in a furious firestorm of pink and purple sparks and fire. Nobody recognizes her but I, and maybe the Godmodder depending on how omniscient he really is. It's my "assistant" from my giant attack on Hatred, the second one that is, still dressed in a stereotypical magician's outfit, still with purple skin and an arm that was really sort of a giant claw. She was here to help as a healer. The claw arm still held a reservoir of a strange dust, but it healed instead of confused. She gets to work immediately, practically dancing around the battlefield.
Daemonette:
66k HP, 25% dodge chance (for being sneaky and fast and also sometimes teleporting), 22k healing.
I give the Shieldmonster ICE a hug. He's so touched by the gesture of kindness that I gave him even though he's a monster, that he tears up. He's so touched, his tears are healing tears, and they heal him as they run down his face.
