Destroy The Godmodder: Renewal (Hole In The Ground)
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Thank you all for your many, many +1s.
If the shieldmonster ICE is still alive (it didn't get minicritted... it wasn't guarding the monikerbots yet...), I give it a healthy snack of Blair Headstm candy. It is absolutely delicious! Just look at how the Shieldmonster ICE's smile lights up as he begins to eat! How all his wounds begin to heal! Go and buy BLAIR HEADS candy today, at your local magic item shop! Only $99.99! Per Blair head!
I then proceed to pocket my new Rolex I... got... and also specify that if the shieldmonster ICE is not alive, then this heal will go to the monikerbots instead! Generating more new ones. Somehow.
Also! Shieldmonster ICE! Guard those monikerbots! And both of you attack... The archer contingent! I have a plan to keep you all safe, my sweet bots... don't worry about a thing...
18/20 Heal
+1 @Crusher48
+1 @Talist
Thank you all for your many, many +1s.
If the shieldmonster ICE is still alive (it didn't get minicritted... it wasn't guarding the monikerbots yet...), I give it a healthy snack of Blair Headstm candy. It is absolutely delicious! Just look at how the Shieldmonster ICE's smile lights up as he begins to eat! How all his wounds begin to heal! Go and buy BLAIR HEADS candy today, at your local magic item shop! Only $99.99! Per Blair head!
I then proceed to pocket my new Rolex I... got... and also specify that if the shieldmonster ICE is not alive, then this heal will go to the monikerbots instead! Generating more new ones. Somehow.
Also! Shieldmonster ICE! Guard those monikerbots! And both of you attack... The archer contingent! I have a plan to keep you all safe, my sweet bots... don't worry about a thing...
I analyze some footage of recent situations, and find out that the Godmodder's negative reaction time appears to be his main defense. So if I can shut that down, he should become far more vulnerable.
As it turns out, I have just the right blueprint for a countermeasure. A few minutes of tinkering later, and I create the Quantum Disrupter.
The Quantum Disrupter is an interesting design that uses quantum mechanics to screw with precognitive abilities. I got the design from the Foundation, but it was originally a GOC design, as part of their equipment for combating high-level reality warpers. The core functionality exploits quantum mechanics, namely the fact that observing a quantum event changes its outcome.
The mechanism is fairly confusing. When a precognitive ability picks up on the Quantum Disrupter, it gathers a result based on the reading that it picked up. However, because of quantum mechanics, the actual result is then changed. If only a single instance of analysis occured, the Quantum Disrupter simply causes the affected ability to output the wrong result. But it gets more complicated against precognitive abilities more powerful than a simple "ask a single yes or no question about the future" spell.
17/20 Golem Core
2/20 ???
+1 @Moniker
+1 @I just write
As it turns out, I have just the right blueprint for a countermeasure. A few minutes of tinkering later, and I create the Quantum Disrupter.
The Quantum Disrupter is an interesting design that uses quantum mechanics to screw with precognitive abilities. I got the design from the Foundation, but it was originally a GOC design, as part of their equipment for combating high-level reality warpers. The core functionality exploits quantum mechanics, namely the fact that observing a quantum event changes its outcome.
The mechanism is fairly confusing. When a precognitive ability picks up on the Quantum Disrupter, it gathers a result based on the reading that it picked up. However, because of quantum mechanics, the actual result is then changed. If only a single instance of analysis occured, the Quantum Disrupter simply causes the affected ability to output the wrong result. But it gets more complicated against precognitive abilities more powerful than a simple "ask a single yes or no question about the future" spell.
17/20 Golem Core
2/20 ???
+1 @Moniker
+1 @I just write
- Auto-Crafter (Artifact): An automated crafting system designed to bolster engineering efficiency. Either generates a charge point or loses durability each turn (50% chance of either). 100% durability.
- Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP).
- Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user.
- Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
- AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
- Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
- Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
- Sustain Necklace: An emergency contingency that will revive the user immediately after death. Breaks after use.
- Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
- Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
- Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
- Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
- 7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
- Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
- Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
- Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
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[I'm pretty sure 'observing' in the quantum mechanics sense is more "you can't find out how things Would have been if you didn't exist" or "your existence effects the outcome", not "when you look at this it changes, but it stays the same, regardless of your existence or not, if your looking the other way".
so like.
I'm pretty sure that doesn't work.
(edit- well, at least if your using the same quantum mechanics as i think real life has.)]
deleted to avoid doubleposting.
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2/10 suft
+2 mirrorman
Pebbletopia DOP 2!
to view animation, go HERE.
the battlefields end state this dop:
Summery of actions. note the chosen orders are based on my memory of it and what i thought of the order as.
>Army: move behind the mountain.
the army does so. several JOE-teleported monikerbots are trampled because attack segue.
>Tunnel digger guy whatshisname: exit your army's orb, move closer to the mountain, and start digging!
trowel maniac/Brutus does that. unknown to him, all the ground in that spot is monikerbots. they go flying and are crushed on contact with the ground &/or his shovel. anyway, the action made a hole as normal.
>Minor gods: ritual
they do that
>generic gods: ritual
they do that too. generic gods aren't particularly good for magic though, their each equal to a minor god in that regard.
>Mages: DO DA RITUALLl
the mages do the ritual. the symbol of the morally grey faction, the red destroyers of delta, who are most definitely not french, is conjured and drained of its power. lookit that orb swell!
also the destroyer symbol destroys monikerbots as its sacrifice. this continues to not effect the pebbletopia battlefield at all compared to if it hadn't.
>whip guy and julias caesar: Do rituals, you know the drill.
they do that. green circle is julias' doing cuz red wouldn't be visible and he's a green laurel wreath.
>[S]JOE: animate that
done. told you already.
as my action, I sneak past the shieldmonster ICE, and shrink a bunch of the bots, and teleport them to random places on the pebbletopia battlefield, where they die a painful death of crushing, except with the destroyer symbol's attack [Geeze, how am i supposed to change this back to normal font? i can't find it] which just destroyed them with magic.
note: the blue ritual ball isn't there because 1) the size is just me trying to show its growing; i'm not going to try to keep it consistent and 2) weirdness when i was animating it.
[I'm pretty sure 'observing' in the quantum mechanics sense is more "you can't find out how things Would have been if you didn't exist" or "your existence effects the outcome", not "when you look at this it changes, but it stays the same, regardless of your existence or not, if your looking the other way".
so like.
I'm pretty sure that doesn't work.
(edit- well, at least if your using the same quantum mechanics as i think real life has.)]
deleted to avoid doubleposting.
7/20 ??? +1 talist
2/10 suft
+2 mirrorman
Pebbletopia DOP 2!
to view animation, go HERE.
the battlefields end state this dop:
Summery of actions. note the chosen orders are based on my memory of it and what i thought of the order as.
>Army: move behind the mountain.
the army does so. several JOE-teleported monikerbots are trampled because attack segue.
>Tunnel digger guy whatshisname: exit your army's orb, move closer to the mountain, and start digging!
trowel maniac/Brutus does that. unknown to him, all the ground in that spot is monikerbots. they go flying and are crushed on contact with the ground &/or his shovel. anyway, the action made a hole as normal.
>Minor gods: ritual
they do that
>generic gods: ritual
they do that too. generic gods aren't particularly good for magic though, their each equal to a minor god in that regard.
>Mages: DO DA RITUALLl
the mages do the ritual. the symbol of the morally grey faction, the red destroyers of delta, who are most definitely not french, is conjured and drained of its power. lookit that orb swell!
also the destroyer symbol destroys monikerbots as its sacrifice. this continues to not effect the pebbletopia battlefield at all compared to if it hadn't.
>whip guy and julias caesar: Do rituals, you know the drill.
they do that. green circle is julias' doing cuz red wouldn't be visible and he's a green laurel wreath.
>[S]JOE: animate that
done. told you already.
as my action, I sneak past the shieldmonster ICE, and shrink a bunch of the bots, and teleport them to random places on the pebbletopia battlefield, where they die a painful death of crushing, except with the destroyer symbol's attack [Geeze, how am i supposed to change this back to normal font? i can't find it] which just destroyed them with magic.
note: the blue ritual ball isn't there because 1) the size is just me trying to show its growing; i'm not going to try to keep it consistent and 2) weirdness when i was animating it.
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Update 23: The Circus Comes To Town
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
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- The end and beginning of all things.
Just a friendly reminder to the contest participants, you have until the battlefield hits 45% distance to hand in your artwork, and it's recommended you do so by 40% distance.
You drop a bunch of images and force me to go through and snip all of the images before anything else gets done. 20000 damage to Shieldmonster ICE.
Inscruta: so far- 3 turns
You know what I hear?
I hear the circus knocking.
"Clowns" summoned! They are currently trapped inside of the fortress and will brutally ravage the forces in there until the mobile fortress is destroyed.
Inscruta: Technical dificultys: when scanned, reveal one random ability.
That being said, you expend Times and restore 50000 hit points to ASHES.
I then decide to take pity on you and have you heal up ASHES to an overhealed 110,000 health.
SMAAAASH! Our first ever summoning SMAAAASH. How about that.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor summoned with great lightningings and crashings and weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The Godmodder growls.
You punks are already summoning gods to fight me?! What is this...
He suddenly leans back and chuckles to himself.
Heh. What would my uncles think if they saw me now...
Some of the effects of the summon's upgrades shall be tweaked due to power increases and certain abilities (such as regen) not scaling well.
You summon up the psycho shroom!
Additionally, inflicting acid trip on players is a no-go. If I accidentally brushed over that and missed it when you ran it by me vefore, I apologize, but inflicting stun-type effects on players is a big no-no.
You heal up the white mage to full.
The Godmodder watches you insta-summon an entity. An entity that doesn't even have a description. its health is 10000.
He laughs at you.
How rude.
Inscruta is inflicted with a single round of acid trip, despite it seemingly being a mechanical being.
Your acid trip is invalidated by Authority's righteous anger. Somehow.
You give a minicrit to Authority, which is going to be useless because it takes another full crit to increase crit level.
How crits work:
two minicrits makes a crit
Two crits makes a super crit.
Continue like that. So you would need an additional TWO minicrits to get the x2.5 attack damage multiplier.
Authority wasn't targeted, Inscruta was, but if you really insist, inscruta is un acid-tripped.
The Godmodder walks over.
An interest in this fight?
Already?
I'd counted on the Veil actually obscuring my movements for a halfway decent measure of time, but I suppose this is to be expected. Godmodders are always a big deal once they announce themselves.
I appreciate your help, but I would at some point like to be made aware of just who your sponsors are. I like knowing who I can expect to show up at my parties.
And then you activate the ability.
Light. Everywhere. You reach down and pull a piece of what you thought was rock before and flip it over, discovering a dulled knife made of some sort of miscellaneous super material. Every where you look there's signs of an ancient battle long past. Well, not EVERYWHERE. It's been long enough that much of it is buried or gone... but with how old this stuff is it must have taken place an incredible amount of time ago...
And been absolutely massive.
Well, it doesn't die immediately, but that's a lot of markup. Autocritted 30K damage to the mobile fortress.
You restore 12000 health to the shieldmonster ICE.
Somewhere in the distance a battle begins, two armies fighting a battle that will only affect the main war tangentially, but it is a battle that will be fought nonetheless.
You drop a bunch of images and force me to go through and snip all of the images before anything else gets done. 20000 damage to Shieldmonster ICE.
Inscruta: so far- 3 turns
Impaled with Extreme prejudice. 12000 damage.
Not a summon you say?
You know what I hear?
I hear the circus knocking.
"Clowns" summoned! They are currently trapped inside of the fortress and will brutally ravage the forces in there until the mobile fortress is destroyed.
You use a little bit of logic to restore 5000 health to EMBERS and to ASHES.
Inscruta: Technical dificultys: when scanned, reveal one random ability.
#GammaPlus
You respawn.
You restore the void shield array to full health, and restore another 12000 health to the warp rift.
You repair 5000 monikerbots into existence.
You fire your massive laser at ASHES and EMBERS, EMBERS swirls and disperses, sending ash in every direction. ASHEStakes a heavy hit, losing 22000 hit points.
You deal 10000 damage to the Mobile Fortress.
ERROR: Linked charges are not unlocked yet, and even if they were, you cannot link up your own charges!
That being said, you expend Times and restore 50000 hit points to ASHES.
I then decide to take pity on you and have you heal up ASHES to an overhealed 110,000 health.
Oh no not the were-mammoths! Auto-critted 24000 damage to the Mobile Fortress.
You attempt to gag the artillery crew but in the struggle one of the artillery crewmembers knocks over one of the cannons, which fires into the ground, jettisoning you from the mobile fortress but also dealing 20000 damage to the artillery team.
SMAAAASH! Our first ever summoning SMAAAASH. How about that.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor summoned with great lightningings and crashings and weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The Godmodder growls.
You punks are already summoning gods to fight me?! What is this...
He suddenly leans back and chuckles to himself.
Heh. What would my uncles think if they saw me now...
Some of the effects of the summon's upgrades shall be tweaked due to power increases and certain abilities (such as regen) not scaling well.
You summon up the psycho shroom!
Additionally, inflicting acid trip on players is a no-go. If I accidentally brushed over that and missed it when you ran it by me vefore, I apologize, but inflicting stun-type effects on players is a big no-no.
Your attempt at an energy drain shifts to a health drain as the barriers around him keeping him alive begin to fail. 12000 damage.
You drop another orbital bombardment. The orbital bombardment burns away the riverbank, leaving only a small amount of slightly damp ash at the bottom of the furrow. The mobile fortress takes a whopping autocritted 36000 damage.
You heal up the white mage to full.
The Godmodder watches you insta-summon an entity. An entity that doesn't even have a description. its health is 10000.
He laughs at you.
How rude.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor: The weakest possible incarnation of the dark god Val'Elzathor. Still a force to be reckoned with, and the longer and more intently the dark god pours his focus into it, the more powerful the avatar becomes.
Your acid trip is invalidated by Authority's righteous anger. Somehow.
Inscruta: your moma- make your enemy cry for 2 turns
You give a minicrit to Authority, which is going to be useless because it takes another full crit to increase crit level.
How crits work:
two minicrits makes a crit
Two crits makes a super crit.
Continue like that. So you would need an additional TWO minicrits to get the x2.5 attack damage multiplier.
Authority wasn't targeted, Inscruta was, but if you really insist, inscruta is un acid-tripped.
The Godmodder walks over.
An interest in this fight?
Already?
I'd counted on the Veil actually obscuring my movements for a halfway decent measure of time, but I suppose this is to be expected. Godmodders are always a big deal once they announce themselves.
I appreciate your help, but I would at some point like to be made aware of just who your sponsors are. I like knowing who I can expect to show up at my parties.
Not quite an immediate KO, but a solid auto-critted 40K damage.
predator armor sent off.
#AWorldHalfFull
#RestInPepperonis
#ScavengedWeaponry
#LookingForSomething
#Hashtags
#Oops
11000 damage to the now-exploded medic.
You search the area, the chipset lighting up in a few different places. There's no obvious ruins around here, it seems this place was...
And then you activate the ability.
Light. Everywhere. You reach down and pull a piece of what you thought was rock before and flip it over, discovering a dulled knife made of some sort of miscellaneous super material. Every where you look there's signs of an ancient battle long past. Well, not EVERYWHERE. It's been long enough that much of it is buried or gone... but with how old this stuff is it must have taken place an incredible amount of time ago...
And been absolutely massive.
#WelcomeToTheShow
#Reiteration
Well, it doesn't die immediately, but that's a lot of markup. Autocritted 30K damage to the mobile fortress.
#EnscribedInStone
Nulled, because this is the third post you've made in the round.
#SearchTheRuins
You do realize the Mobile Fortress is still in operation, right...?
You restore 12000 health to the shieldmonster ICE.
The Godmodder taps you on the shoulder, and while you're reeling from being booted in the face he torches your quantum disrupter blueprint.
15000 monikerbots mercilessly destroyed.
#ThroughTheGates
Obedience would heal up ASHES for 10000 health but ASHES is already overhealed and Obedience can't really overheal. So instead it heals up Authority some more, restoring 10000 health. Authority launches off Truth-telling, expending both of its domination points, slamming the psycho-shroom completely and in totality. Psycho-shroom flattened, Authority acid tripped up. ASHES continues maintaining the battlefield effect, covering everything with a smothering coat of ash. The Archer contingent opens fire upon the Forge, killing it even through the point of armor, but the GM has mercy and autoapplies the predator armor to the Robot.
The Artillery Team drops a bombshell - literally - on the Rocket battleship, dealing 20000 damage to its hull and sending shards of shrapnel off to the medic and the void shield array, dealing 5000 damage to the first and 1000 damage to each of the shield arrays. The Garrisoned soldiers find them fighting for their lives against an enemy within their own walls, and deal 25000 damage to the Demon Horde. Inscruta opens fire on the Shieldmonster ICE, dealing halved damage then critted for 10000 total. The Barrier Mage throws up another barrier in front of Inscruta. I'm gonna call it right now and say the limit on barriers is 3.
The Demon Horde raves and mills about in the courtyard of the mobile fortress (yes it comes with a courtyard. Pretty nifty huh? Order yours TODAY!) and struggle against the garrisoned soldiers, dealing 25000 damage to them and an auto-critted 50K damage to the fortress.
The first thing that happens on the AG side of the field is the Shade of the Red Dragon lifting up into the air on its great "wings" and sending down a massive blast of pure oblivion, balefire, straight down into the form of the unwary ASHES. 100000 damage. Just barely not enough to kill it. The monikerbots attempt to attack the archer contingent but can't because the mobile fortress isn't down yet, instead dealing 6500 damage to that, and gaining that many in number.
The Robot has nothing special available to it, so it just attacks the mobile fortress for 10000 damage. The Rocket Battleship, having taken extensive hull damage, flees the battlefield to the upper reaches of the atmosphere. Now is the time to finish it off! The Medic dashes over to the warp rift and swings its medi-pack for 10000 hit points. The White Mage takes compassion on the Medic and restores 13000 health to him with the use of Cure. The Shieldmonster ICE attacks the Mobile Fortress, dealing 7000 damage and halving its attack power next round. The Offering offers itself up and deals an auto-critted 4000 damage to the mobile fortress. The Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor gathers its honestly impressive dark magic despite its title, and lets loose in a powerful blast of darkness that deals an auto-critted 50000 damage to the Mobile Fortress.
The Godmodder looks at his wonderful advantage and strength on the battlefield and decides that he can afford to wait a turn, and instead focuses in putting some overclocking onto his The Gathering charge.
Your forces have gained the advantage with the arrival of fresh summons and the fall of EMBERS. You push your way back to the banks of where the mobile fortress was first encountered. Everything is still coated in ash, just like the last time you were here.
Everything ticks up. The auto-crafter succeeds.
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Distance: 25%
Main Battlefield:
Entity Advantage: [AG]
Field effect: Ashen Waste: 2K damage to every AG entity. AG entities have a 10% chance to miss. lasts until Ashes dies.
The Godmodder [PG]: Hp: 97/100. The Gathering: 6/5. Monocle of Searching [A]. Fluorite Duet [A] Runic Battleaxe [A]
Mobile Fortress [PG][Elite]: Hp: 123,000/750,000. bodyguarding Archer Contingent, Artillery Team, Garrisoned Soldiers and Demon Horde. halved attack power (1 round)
Obedience [PG - Talist]: Hp: 115,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination. Crowned
Authority [PG - Talist]: Hp: 137,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination. acid trip 2 rounds
Ashes [PG - Mr. Mirror Man]: Hp: 10,000/100,000. Memories of The One Who was of Fire: 4/5.
Archer Contingent [PG]: Hp: 100,000/100,000.
Artillery Team [PG]: Hp: 40,000/60,000.
Garrisoned Soldiers [PG]: Hp: 150,000/175,000.
Inscruta [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 65,000/90,000. The End Gazes Back: 3/8. Barrier: 5,000/20,000 HP. Barrier: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Barrier Mage [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 35,000/80,000. Emancipation Dome: 3/3. Glyph Field: 3/8
Thina [PG - Player]: Hp: 10/10. Chipset tier 1 [A]. Durability: 23/100. Energy: 100/100
Demon Horde [H]: Hp: 375,000/400,000. Trapped inside Mobile Fortress
Shade of the Red Dragon [AG - eternalstruggle][Temp Elite] 2 rounds left.
Monikerbots x74,000 [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 1/1.
Robot [AG - redstonetam]: Hp: 12,000/15,000. 1 AC. Predator Armor [A] 4/5 uses.
Rocket Battleship [AG - I Just Write]: Hull: 9,000/60,000. Main Battery: 8,000/20,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Bridge: 20,000/20,000. 10000 regen. 80% dodge chance.
Master Duelist [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 20,000/20,000. captaining Rocket Battleship.
The Medic [AG - enerald]: Hp: 32,000/50,000. Self Surgery: 5/10.
Warp Rift [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 60,000/80,000. That Which Can Never Die: 4/10. 80% dodge.
Void Shield Array x4 [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 3,500/5,000.
White Mage [AG - enerald]: Hp: 58,000/60,000. Cure: 1/3. Cura: 4/7. Curaga: 4/13.
ShieldMonster ICE [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 99,000/125,000. bodyguarding monikerbots.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 198,000/200,000. Will of the Dark God: 1/3.
Offering [AG - enerald_mann]: Hp: 6,000/10,000. -2000 regen.
Gutza1 [AG - Player]: Hp: 7/20. Fusionray Laser Rifle [A] 3/5 uses.
Crusher48 [AG - Player]: Hp: 20/20. Auto-crafter [A] Durability: 14/20. Juggernaut armor [A] 6/8 HP. 4/4 Shields
The Artillery Team drops a bombshell - literally - on the Rocket battleship, dealing 20000 damage to its hull and sending shards of shrapnel off to the medic and the void shield array, dealing 5000 damage to the first and 1000 damage to each of the shield arrays. The Garrisoned soldiers find them fighting for their lives against an enemy within their own walls, and deal 25000 damage to the Demon Horde. Inscruta opens fire on the Shieldmonster ICE, dealing halved damage then critted for 10000 total. The Barrier Mage throws up another barrier in front of Inscruta. I'm gonna call it right now and say the limit on barriers is 3.
The Demon Horde raves and mills about in the courtyard of the mobile fortress (yes it comes with a courtyard. Pretty nifty huh? Order yours TODAY!) and struggle against the garrisoned soldiers, dealing 25000 damage to them and an auto-critted 50K damage to the fortress.
The first thing that happens on the AG side of the field is the Shade of the Red Dragon lifting up into the air on its great "wings" and sending down a massive blast of pure oblivion, balefire, straight down into the form of the unwary ASHES. 100000 damage. Just barely not enough to kill it. The monikerbots attempt to attack the archer contingent but can't because the mobile fortress isn't down yet, instead dealing 6500 damage to that, and gaining that many in number.
The Robot has nothing special available to it, so it just attacks the mobile fortress for 10000 damage. The Rocket Battleship, having taken extensive hull damage, flees the battlefield to the upper reaches of the atmosphere. Now is the time to finish it off! The Medic dashes over to the warp rift and swings its medi-pack for 10000 hit points. The White Mage takes compassion on the Medic and restores 13000 health to him with the use of Cure. The Shieldmonster ICE attacks the Mobile Fortress, dealing 7000 damage and halving its attack power next round. The Offering offers itself up and deals an auto-critted 4000 damage to the mobile fortress. The Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor gathers its honestly impressive dark magic despite its title, and lets loose in a powerful blast of darkness that deals an auto-critted 50000 damage to the Mobile Fortress.
The Godmodder looks at his wonderful advantage and strength on the battlefield and decides that he can afford to wait a turn, and instead focuses in putting some overclocking onto his The Gathering charge.
Your forces have gained the advantage with the arrival of fresh summons and the fall of EMBERS. You push your way back to the banks of where the mobile fortress was first encountered. Everything is still coated in ash, just like the last time you were here.
Everything ticks up. The auto-crafter succeeds.
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Distance: 25%
Main Battlefield:
Entity Advantage: [AG]
Field effect: Ashen Waste: 2K damage to every AG entity. AG entities have a 10% chance to miss. lasts until Ashes dies.
The Godmodder [PG]: Hp: 97/100. The Gathering: 6/5. Monocle of Searching [A]. Fluorite Duet [A] Runic Battleaxe [A]
Mobile Fortress [PG][Elite]: Hp: 123,000/750,000. bodyguarding Archer Contingent, Artillery Team, Garrisoned Soldiers and Demon Horde. halved attack power (1 round)
Obedience [PG - Talist]: Hp: 115,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination. Crowned
Authority [PG - Talist]: Hp: 137,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination. acid trip 2 rounds
Ashes [PG - Mr. Mirror Man]: Hp: 10,000/100,000. Memories of The One Who was of Fire: 4/5.
Archer Contingent [PG]: Hp: 100,000/100,000.
Artillery Team [PG]: Hp: 40,000/60,000.
Garrisoned Soldiers [PG]: Hp: 150,000/175,000.
Inscruta [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 65,000/90,000. The End Gazes Back: 3/8. Barrier: 5,000/20,000 HP. Barrier: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Barrier Mage [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 35,000/80,000. Emancipation Dome: 3/3. Glyph Field: 3/8
Thina [PG - Player]: Hp: 10/10. Chipset tier 1 [A]. Durability: 23/100. Energy: 100/100
Demon Horde [H]: Hp: 375,000/400,000. Trapped inside Mobile Fortress
Shade of the Red Dragon [AG - eternalstruggle][Temp Elite] 2 rounds left.
Monikerbots x74,000 [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 1/1.
Robot [AG - redstonetam]: Hp: 12,000/15,000. 1 AC. Predator Armor [A] 4/5 uses.
Rocket Battleship [AG - I Just Write]: Hull: 9,000/60,000. Main Battery: 8,000/20,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Bridge: 20,000/20,000. 10000 regen. 80% dodge chance.
Master Duelist [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 20,000/20,000. captaining Rocket Battleship.
The Medic [AG - enerald]: Hp: 32,000/50,000. Self Surgery: 5/10.
Warp Rift [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 60,000/80,000. That Which Can Never Die: 4/10. 80% dodge.
Void Shield Array x4 [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 3,500/5,000.
White Mage [AG - enerald]: Hp: 58,000/60,000. Cure: 1/3. Cura: 4/7. Curaga: 4/13.
ShieldMonster ICE [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 99,000/125,000. bodyguarding monikerbots.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 198,000/200,000. Will of the Dark God: 1/3.
Offering [AG - enerald_mann]: Hp: 6,000/10,000. -2000 regen.
Gutza1 [AG - Player]: Hp: 7/20. Fusionray Laser Rifle [A] 3/5 uses.
Crusher48 [AG - Player]: Hp: 20/20. Auto-crafter [A] Durability: 14/20. Juggernaut armor [A] 6/8 HP. 4/4 Shields
Dragon Core: owner: eternalstruggle. 2 uses left.
[AG]
Hezetor
Gutza1
Chimera
Eternal Struggle: 1 round cooldown.
DCCCV
I just write: 5 round cooldown.
redstonetam15
Twinbuilder
Enerald_Mann
Randomname
CrownlessKing
ArcticArchiver
helldivercommand. 8 hit points.
variant
KuraHyena
Moniker
Tam Lin
rougesteelprojec
crusher48
[N]
existence success
W32Coravint
tricklejest
heirolight
Darkside
[PG]
JOEbob: 4 round cooldown
MrMirrorMan
Talist
Hezetor
Gutza1
Chimera
Eternal Struggle: 1 round cooldown.
DCCCV
I just write: 5 round cooldown.
redstonetam15
Twinbuilder
Enerald_Mann
Randomname
CrownlessKing
ArcticArchiver
helldivercommand. 8 hit points.
variant
KuraHyena
Moniker
Tam Lin
rougesteelprojec
crusher48
[N]
existence success
W32Coravint
tricklejest
heirolight
Darkside
[PG]
JOEbob: 4 round cooldown
MrMirrorMan
Talist
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- 1
8/? ??? [can't use now apparently.]
2/20 suft
+2 mirrorman unless talist can accept +'s, then +1 mirror +1 talist.
Entity orders:
barrier mage uses emancipation dome.
Inscruta uses [REDACTED] on the void shield array, killing it and dealing [REDACTED] [SOMETHING] to inscruta... unless it can do it without the [REDACTED] to it, in which case it does. if void shield array is dead, it attacks the warp rift.
I mutter loudly about how all these things of higher priority are really annoying, i mean really, can't there just be a time when the best thing to kill is the monikerbots? , and, while also preparing to conduct pebbletopiaism, walk over to the barrier mage, asking them "why are you so hurt" and pointing out they do have a self-protective special. they reply "'s not enough" and I say "fine, have some tomatoes." they say what, and proceed to be hit by a tomato. this tomato is a maxim tomato. they accidentally eat the maxim tomato, and are healed.
It would appear that there will be no pebbletopia update this round, as mirror has not provided their orders yet and there is not enough time to animate even if they gave orders right... now.
2/20 suft
+2 mirrorman unless talist can accept +'s, then +1 mirror +1 talist.
Entity orders:
barrier mage uses emancipation dome.
Inscruta uses [REDACTED] on the void shield array, killing it and dealing [REDACTED] [SOMETHING] to inscruta... unless it can do it without the [REDACTED] to it, in which case it does. if void shield array is dead, it attacks the warp rift.
I mutter loudly about how all these things of higher priority are really annoying, i mean really, can't there just be a time when the best thing to kill is the monikerbots? , and, while also preparing to conduct pebbletopiaism, walk over to the barrier mage, asking them "why are you so hurt" and pointing out they do have a self-protective special. they reply "'s not enough" and I say "fine, have some tomatoes." they say what, and proceed to be hit by a tomato. this tomato is a maxim tomato. they accidentally eat the maxim tomato, and are healed.
It would appear that there will be no pebbletopia update this round, as mirror has not provided their orders yet and there is not enough time to animate even if they gave orders right... now.
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pionoplayer
The Destroyer
- Location
- The end and beginning of all things.
Update complete.
- Location
- England
I look over to the almost defeated ASHES. Time to make short work of that thing.
I close my fist, and a pull constricts the shade of a once mighty foe, compressing it into a small sphere, or relatively small at least. Then, a somewhat larger sphere of water surrounds it, and is shaken vigorously. The ashes dissolve in it, leaving the water dirtied but the foe undoubtedly slain. For dramatic effect, I cross my arms close to my chest and then throw them wide, and the ashes that once comprised ASHES shoot off into the distance, the many individual water droplets that comprised the sphere of liquid separating, most with a few particles of the ash present, leaving the beast separated and dead. For the finishing touch, I change reality, purifying the separated ash of their burden, their memories, leaving the substance as naught but ordinary soot.
So ends the shades of the dragon our enemies were using. Mine, however...
But, tyranny is tyranny. I commit to remembering the information if it becomes relevant, but for now resume thinking on how to harm the foe. Speaking of, I have an idea for that just coming up...
Blessing of Nurgle: 2/2, using.
The ash that had covered the Void Shields was repelled by some unseen force, and the shrapnel forced out of the machines by tumorous growths, foul things that nevertheless restored the full integrity and functionality of the machines. The strange things grew a bit further before bursting, a strange form of bloody pus emerging as they withered to nothingness, although soon enough it had pooled on the ground below, leaving the devices with no indication that they had ever been harmed or 'gifted' by one of the Dark Gods.
+1 @I just write
+1 @Moniker
Entity Orders:
Shade: You see that barrier in front of the Barrier Mage? Kill it dead. Overflow goes into the Barrier Mage, and more overflow goes into Inscruta.
I close my fist, and a pull constricts the shade of a once mighty foe, compressing it into a small sphere, or relatively small at least. Then, a somewhat larger sphere of water surrounds it, and is shaken vigorously. The ashes dissolve in it, leaving the water dirtied but the foe undoubtedly slain. For dramatic effect, I cross my arms close to my chest and then throw them wide, and the ashes that once comprised ASHES shoot off into the distance, the many individual water droplets that comprised the sphere of liquid separating, most with a few particles of the ash present, leaving the beast separated and dead. For the finishing touch, I change reality, purifying the separated ash of their burden, their memories, leaving the substance as naught but ordinary soot.
So ends the shades of the dragon our enemies were using. Mine, however...
I also hear the enemy reminiscing on days gone bye, and I pause for a moment. To be honest, as far as future tyrants are concerned he really didn't seem all that bad. I shake my head to dispel such thoughts. I'd seen what he'd done. Not directly, he had some sort of anti-scrying wards up, but the results were plain as day. Still, even that was fairly run of the mill for the scale we were operating at.
But, tyranny is tyranny. I commit to remembering the information if it becomes relevant, but for now resume thinking on how to harm the foe. Speaking of, I have an idea for that just coming up...
A Champion: 15/20.
Blessing of Nurgle: 2/2, using.
The ash that had covered the Void Shields was repelled by some unseen force, and the shrapnel forced out of the machines by tumorous growths, foul things that nevertheless restored the full integrity and functionality of the machines. The strange things grew a bit further before bursting, a strange form of bloody pus emerging as they withered to nothingness, although soon enough it had pooled on the ground below, leaving the devices with no indication that they had ever been harmed or 'gifted' by one of the Dark Gods.
+1 @I just write
+1 @Moniker
Entity Orders:
Shade: You see that barrier in front of the Barrier Mage? Kill it dead. Overflow goes into the Barrier Mage, and more overflow goes into Inscruta.
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- Location
- San Antonio
Trying again, I guess.
[6/10] Andtress
[6/10] Nortress
I let loose a noble in the fortress, demanding items made of Slade and killing people for not crafting things out of unobtainable material.(attack)
+1 @DCCCV
+1 @Moniker
[6/10] Andtress
[6/10] Nortress
I let loose a noble in the fortress, demanding items made of Slade and killing people for not crafting things out of unobtainable material.(attack)
+1 @DCCCV
+1 @Moniker
[Vibrasteel] (Vibranium and Darksteel)
[Voidic Slime] (Minecraft Slime and Chrystalized Void Energy)
[Voidic Slime] (Minecraft Slime and Chrystalized Void Energy)
We Just Write
Blatantly Plural
- Location
- New England
- Pronouns
- Plural
Check
I check the stats on the Archer Contingent
General Action: Preventative measures
While the Avatar of my God was a force to be reckoned with, it was still vulnerable to attack, especially when it had yet to manifest the first of the Dark God's true powers. I thus decided to make sure anyone trying to attack my dark patron's manifestation would receive a nasty surprise, lying in wait with a +3 vorpal shotgun of lightning.
If anyone tried to attack my god's presence on this world, I'd deliver them a load of enchanted buckshot to the face, giving them a quite nasty surprise.
(effect set: the first attack on the least Avatar of Val'Elzathor this turn will be counterattacked)
Charges
Soul-Crushing Bureaucracy (8/20)
Can't Be Controlled (3/20)
+1 @EternalStruggle
+1 @Crusher48
Entity Orders
Rocket Battleship: Stay Retreated
Master Duelist: Stay on the Rocket Battleship
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor: Murderize Ashes, if it's dead, target the Mobile Fortress. if that's dead, target the most heavily injured Entity owned by JOEbob.
I check the stats on the Archer Contingent
General Action: Preventative measures
While the Avatar of my God was a force to be reckoned with, it was still vulnerable to attack, especially when it had yet to manifest the first of the Dark God's true powers. I thus decided to make sure anyone trying to attack my dark patron's manifestation would receive a nasty surprise, lying in wait with a +3 vorpal shotgun of lightning.
If anyone tried to attack my god's presence on this world, I'd deliver them a load of enchanted buckshot to the face, giving them a quite nasty surprise.
(effect set: the first attack on the least Avatar of Val'Elzathor this turn will be counterattacked)
Charges
Soul-Crushing Bureaucracy (8/20)
Can't Be Controlled (3/20)
+1 @EternalStruggle
+1 @Crusher48
Entity Orders
Rocket Battleship: Stay Retreated
Master Duelist: Stay on the Rocket Battleship
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor: Murderize Ashes, if it's dead, target the Mobile Fortress. if that's dead, target the most heavily injured Entity owned by JOEbob.
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- Location
- 1
- Location
- The internet
Just a Charge Attack: 9/until I use it, or 20
As Compensation: 2/10
Emerald cracks his neck twice, once to the left, once to the right, and then throws his lamp at the Barrier Mage, which bounces off and returns to Emerald
The Offering attacks the Barrier Mage.
The White Mage heals the Medic, while the Medic heals the Offering
+1 @EternalStruggle @Moniker
As Compensation: 2/10
Emerald cracks his neck twice, once to the left, once to the right, and then throws his lamp at the Barrier Mage, which bounces off and returns to Emerald
The Offering attacks the Barrier Mage.
The White Mage heals the Medic, while the Medic heals the Offering
+1 @EternalStruggle @Moniker
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- Location
- Earth
The man shoots the Barrier Magic with an anti-barrier missile.
cool new charge of mysteries: 4/20
cool new charge of mysteries: 4/20
11/20 ???
19/20 Heal
+1 @Enerald_Mann Thank you!
I decide to attack a MYSTERY ENTITY! The attack has a secret target which won't be revealed until the attack is complete! I first put the entity through a lot of black stuff! A black hole! A vantablack thingamabob! A black-colored Crayola crayon! A black marker! WITH PERMANENT INK! All of these combine to have the Entity come with their whiteness utterly crushed, now completely black-colored... and of course, I then proceed to mock the poor entity. Stupid, stupid entity! How could you be so stupid? I then consign the entity to an eternal darkness torture prison. The prison is mostly just it being dressed in a large variety of white outfits, only to be sent through a ton of trials where they're basically gauranteed to be ruined by totally accidental permanent black ink spills by the guards. Eventually, it finally succeeds in the trials, and gets to walk out of the prison in a stunning white outfit. Only for one last guard to stick his foot out and trip the Entity, sending them into the mud, totally ruining it again. The Entity, only capable of casting cure magic, can't fight back. The entity is reduced to nothing but miserable sadness, forever and ever.
What Entity was this, you ask? Why, none other than-
Than-
-A SURPRISE RETCON TO SECRETLY BE OBEDIENCE ALL ALONG, AND NOT THE WHITE MAGE
Yeah... because Obedience is a bad entity...
Sorry, AGs. No hard feelings. My allegiance is really more aligned with the monikerbots than you guys, quite frankly. But, it looks like I'll be fighting with you for a while yet. Defecting to N would frankly be a very unwise move. So, Shieldmonster ICE, guard the monikerbots and brace yourself for whatever it is JOE has in store.
+1 @rougesteelprojec
19/20 Heal
+1 @Enerald_Mann Thank you!
I decide to attack a MYSTERY ENTITY! The attack has a secret target which won't be revealed until the attack is complete! I first put the entity through a lot of black stuff! A black hole! A vantablack thingamabob! A black-colored Crayola crayon! A black marker! WITH PERMANENT INK! All of these combine to have the Entity come with their whiteness utterly crushed, now completely black-colored... and of course, I then proceed to mock the poor entity. Stupid, stupid entity! How could you be so stupid? I then consign the entity to an eternal darkness torture prison. The prison is mostly just it being dressed in a large variety of white outfits, only to be sent through a ton of trials where they're basically gauranteed to be ruined by totally accidental permanent black ink spills by the guards. Eventually, it finally succeeds in the trials, and gets to walk out of the prison in a stunning white outfit. Only for one last guard to stick his foot out and trip the Entity, sending them into the mud, totally ruining it again. The Entity, only capable of casting cure magic, can't fight back. The entity is reduced to nothing but miserable sadness, forever and ever.
What Entity was this, you ask? Why, none other than-
Than-
-A SURPRISE RETCON TO SECRETLY BE OBEDIENCE ALL ALONG, AND NOT THE WHITE MAGE
Yeah... because Obedience is a bad entity...
Sorry, AGs. No hard feelings. My allegiance is really more aligned with the monikerbots than you guys, quite frankly. But, it looks like I'll be fighting with you for a while yet. Defecting to N would frankly be a very unwise move. So, Shieldmonster ICE, guard the monikerbots and brace yourself for whatever it is JOE has in store.
+1 @rougesteelprojec
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- Location
- West Coast
A short time before I came to the interaction, I took a step back to observe the battlefield. I could see that The Medic was heavily injured. What had the world come to? Attacking Medics is considered to be bad form. I take the Medic by the shoulder to a tent that I've set up. There, I take the time to apply some salve and bandages to their injuries. I also utter a healing incantation, for good measure. Normally, the Medic would perscribe himself some bedrest, but based on the chaotic battle raging on outside, he believes that he would be a sitting duck if he did, since the encampment is too close to the battlefield. I reluctantly let him jump back into the fray, and tell him, "take care yourself, alright?"
+2 to @Crusher48
11/20 Livin' La Vida Loca (+1 from rougesteelprojec)
3/15 Things?
+2 to @Crusher48
11/20 Livin' La Vida Loca (+1 from rougesteelprojec)
3/15 Things?
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- Location
- Archave, Universe
10/20 AI is a Crapshoot
10/20 The Duelist
+1 to @Enerald_Mann and @I just write (Tag me if you get me +1s.)
Redstone gets up and beats the Barrier Mage in a arm wrestle. He then snaps the Barrier Mage's arm and slams it with a chair.
10/20 The Duelist
+1 to @Enerald_Mann and @I just write (Tag me if you get me +1s.)
Redstone gets up and beats the Barrier Mage in a arm wrestle. He then snaps the Barrier Mage's arm and slams it with a chair.
We Just Write
Blatantly Plural
- Location
- New England
- Pronouns
- Plural
You are the first [PG], therefore, the first to betray our cause. Your misdeeds shall not be forgiven.
Check
I check the stats on the Demon Horde, I expect it to cause us headaches in the near future.
General Action: Damage Control
Though the Rocket Battleship has retreated from battle, the experience with the Rocket Tag Champion tells me that trusting a random dodge chance to save an Entity with low HP is dumb, no matter how high that dodge chance is.
Thus, I decide to give the Rocket Battleship a bit of a safety margin, teleporting to the upper atmosphere, where I can stand on its hull as my nanobots do their work of repairing the vessel.
While I am fully aware of EternalStruggle's previous attempt to make a called-shot healing on the tremendous flying war machine being a failure, the fact was that I didn't want my efforts to be wasted. Thus, I made darn sure that my nanobots ignored the bridge and Main Engines; those systems were both (amazingly) in flawless condition, and repairs on them would achieve nothing of use.
Further, on the off-chance that I fully repaired the Main Battery, I made sure that any overflow healing would reach another damaged system, rather than simply being wasted.
Hopefully, that would help get this flying wreck back in the fight sooner, rather than later.
Charges
Soul-Crushing Bureaucracy (10/20)
Can't Be Controlled (4/20)
+1 @Crusher48
+1 @EternalStruggle
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- Location
- England
I note with extreme annoyance that for some reason the Medic decided to take its wrath out on my Rift instead of healing it. How incredibly annoying. Still, I could deal with such issues later. At least now I knew that said healer could not be counted on to do anything but wound.
I turned my attention to the Godmodder, and hummed in thought. He'd blocked some good attacks so far, it would likely be very difficult to take him down, especially considering how little damage he'd taken compared to what seemed to be his total capacity. The man was barely winded. There was no way we could take him down, surely?
Unless...
Unless we weren't the ones to damage him, of course!
Suddenly, a strange humanoid creature of some kind appears before me. I had used it before in an attack, of course, but not against the man himself, and the method of damage had been different. This did mean that I knew the timeline shifting idea was valid, however. I took the target to another timeline then, here I would take everyone except the target. Indeed, although the Godmodder may have gained defenses against direct temporal attacks along with most other kinds of attacks, this technically wasn't an attack at all.
Of course, I had to do this in style. I looked at the time on my wristwatch, nodded, and turned the exterior ring of the device. It soon locked in place with a satisfying click, and the analogue hands went into overdrive, whirring around at a speed of days every second. This in particular wasn't temporal manipulation or anything, this was the actual internal clockwork spinning like mad. Something else in the mechanism clicked, and ports opened at the side as the watch pressed down flat against my skin, and sheets of brass emerged at a frightening speed, covering the watch and my entire hand in an armored gauntlet, along with a string. An assembly was soon formed on the back of my wrist, a sort of miniature crossbow. Flexing my armored hand, I nodded in satisfaction at the large range of movement available.
This was of course all theatrics, but theatrics mattered to me. Even if it was in an impenetrable and entrance by any means proof energy bubble in a corner of the battlefield where nobody could see, it still mattered. If nothing else it kept me attached to reality.
I removed a special arrow from behind my tie and locked it in place into the bow. I pointed it at the creature, clenched my fist, and the arrow fired.
Before me now stood a more advanced form of the creature. This done, the gauntlet retracted and shield disappearing, the real work began.
Step 1: Remove everything but the Godmodder from this timeline, as in every Entity and player. Yes, even the PG ones, I want to make things safe for our incoming allies. With the Stand's new ability to take a lot of specific things to an alternate timeline without the need to have them between two objects, this is as simple as willing everything out.
Step 2: The instant this happens, all the players from a specific alternate timeline appears in this one, although without any Entities.
Step 3: Reappear in said specific alternate timeline, all players and Entities, Godmodder damaged.
How do steps two and three worked? Simple. The difference between this timeline and the other specific one was minute. There aren't infinite alternate realities, not by a long shot, but there are enough to make this work. Anyway, the difference was that the Godmodder used some of his life force to fuel a one-off, totally irreplaceable bomb that as far as I can tell has only appeared in that timeline to kill and banish all of us and our summons. Obviously the Entities were dead, but the seeming ability of us reality warpers to come back from the dead meant that we were all still alive, just banished. So naturally our alternate selves wanted to come to another reality, and after some mental communication with my alternate self I was able to oblige. They come here, seeing as the banishing means they can't return to where they used to be, but we being technically different have no such restrictions.
Even though the alternate Godmodder is definitely alive and healthy, the fact remains I know for a fact he had taken proper further damage when he pulled out that bomb, which he only found and on a whim used as I was performing the action, and thus was in the middle of the explosion even if he easily survived intact. He is still confirming it worked fully when we arrive.
As for the previous Godmodder, he would likely think I just somehow performed a field wipe for whatever reason. Even if he did know the truth, as I demonstrated earlier with the Darksteel Colossus it would be very difficult to follow us and not die, seeing as the two Godmodders would be pulled to each other and mutually annihilate, killing both of them despite any shielding very quickly. More than that, I trust alternate me and our alternate allies to do more than enough to keep him occupied, despite the best efforts of the alternate PGs.
He looks up in shock as we appear out of nowhere, and I laugh. "Thought we were gone? I'm afraid not, this is just the beginning."
Apocalypse: 1/20
+1 @I just write
+1 @Enerald_Mann
I turned my attention to the Godmodder, and hummed in thought. He'd blocked some good attacks so far, it would likely be very difficult to take him down, especially considering how little damage he'd taken compared to what seemed to be his total capacity. The man was barely winded. There was no way we could take him down, surely?
Unless...
Unless we weren't the ones to damage him, of course!
Suddenly, a strange humanoid creature of some kind appears before me. I had used it before in an attack, of course, but not against the man himself, and the method of damage had been different. This did mean that I knew the timeline shifting idea was valid, however. I took the target to another timeline then, here I would take everyone except the target. Indeed, although the Godmodder may have gained defenses against direct temporal attacks along with most other kinds of attacks, this technically wasn't an attack at all.
Of course, I had to do this in style. I looked at the time on my wristwatch, nodded, and turned the exterior ring of the device. It soon locked in place with a satisfying click, and the analogue hands went into overdrive, whirring around at a speed of days every second. This in particular wasn't temporal manipulation or anything, this was the actual internal clockwork spinning like mad. Something else in the mechanism clicked, and ports opened at the side as the watch pressed down flat against my skin, and sheets of brass emerged at a frightening speed, covering the watch and my entire hand in an armored gauntlet, along with a string. An assembly was soon formed on the back of my wrist, a sort of miniature crossbow. Flexing my armored hand, I nodded in satisfaction at the large range of movement available.
This was of course all theatrics, but theatrics mattered to me. Even if it was in an impenetrable and entrance by any means proof energy bubble in a corner of the battlefield where nobody could see, it still mattered. If nothing else it kept me attached to reality.
I removed a special arrow from behind my tie and locked it in place into the bow. I pointed it at the creature, clenched my fist, and the arrow fired.
Before me now stood a more advanced form of the creature. This done, the gauntlet retracted and shield disappearing, the real work began.
Step 1: Remove everything but the Godmodder from this timeline, as in every Entity and player. Yes, even the PG ones, I want to make things safe for our incoming allies. With the Stand's new ability to take a lot of specific things to an alternate timeline without the need to have them between two objects, this is as simple as willing everything out.
Step 2: The instant this happens, all the players from a specific alternate timeline appears in this one, although without any Entities.
Step 3: Reappear in said specific alternate timeline, all players and Entities, Godmodder damaged.
How do steps two and three worked? Simple. The difference between this timeline and the other specific one was minute. There aren't infinite alternate realities, not by a long shot, but there are enough to make this work. Anyway, the difference was that the Godmodder used some of his life force to fuel a one-off, totally irreplaceable bomb that as far as I can tell has only appeared in that timeline to kill and banish all of us and our summons. Obviously the Entities were dead, but the seeming ability of us reality warpers to come back from the dead meant that we were all still alive, just banished. So naturally our alternate selves wanted to come to another reality, and after some mental communication with my alternate self I was able to oblige. They come here, seeing as the banishing means they can't return to where they used to be, but we being technically different have no such restrictions.
Even though the alternate Godmodder is definitely alive and healthy, the fact remains I know for a fact he had taken proper further damage when he pulled out that bomb, which he only found and on a whim used as I was performing the action, and thus was in the middle of the explosion even if he easily survived intact. He is still confirming it worked fully when we arrive.
As for the previous Godmodder, he would likely think I just somehow performed a field wipe for whatever reason. Even if he did know the truth, as I demonstrated earlier with the Darksteel Colossus it would be very difficult to follow us and not die, seeing as the two Godmodders would be pulled to each other and mutually annihilate, killing both of them despite any shielding very quickly. More than that, I trust alternate me and our alternate allies to do more than enough to keep him occupied, despite the best efforts of the alternate PGs.
He looks up in shock as we appear out of nowhere, and I laugh. "Thought we were gone? I'm afraid not, this is just the beginning."
A Champion: 19/20. So close!
Apocalypse: 1/20
+1 @I just write
+1 @Enerald_Mann
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- Location
- 1
9/? ???
2/20 suft
+2 mirrorman unless talist can accept +'s, then +1 mirror +1 talist.
I decide that my entitys don't really matter that much in light of an opportunity I have, so instead I do the entirely random act of founding a bun society, which searches for buns, ranks them by size, and sends out messages. most buns are over a certain size, but at the right time of year, you can catch a glimps of the rare and incredible King Bun, which is really tiny.
this surely will have no sideffects whatsoever... unless I turn 90 degrees.
because like
then something that wasn't to my side would become to my side.
getit.
ye?
no?
ok.
2/20 suft
+2 mirrorman unless talist can accept +'s, then +1 mirror +1 talist.
I decide that my entitys don't really matter that much in light of an opportunity I have, so instead I do the entirely random act of founding a bun society, which searches for buns, ranks them by size, and sends out messages. most buns are over a certain size, but at the right time of year, you can catch a glimps of the rare and incredible King Bun, which is really tiny.
this surely will have no sideffects whatsoever... unless I turn 90 degrees.
because like
then something that wasn't to my side would become to my side.
getit.
ye?
no?
ok.
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- Location
- West Coast
After I healed up the Medic, I took a good long look at the Warp Rift. I stare into the Abyss.
It stares back, predictably. I am thankful that Descendancy is able to protect me from the insanities that must be lurking behind that tear.
I go and hammer on a few steel plates onto The Robot, over it's weak spots. Hopefully, that should be able to protect it a bit better from any further damage.
12/20 Livin' La Vida Loca
5/15 Things? (+1 from rougesteelprojec)
+2 to @rougesteelprojec
It stares back, predictably. I am thankful that Descendancy is able to protect me from the insanities that must be lurking behind that tear.
I go and hammer on a few steel plates onto The Robot, over it's weak spots. Hopefully, that should be able to protect it a bit better from any further damage.
12/20 Livin' La Vida Loca
5/15 Things? (+1 from rougesteelprojec)
+2 to @rougesteelprojec
- Location
- A Shattered Dream
Now... I really don't have enough time to do RP responses or entity summoning. So, Authority does nothing to wait off the acid trip and Obedience heals Inscruta for 15k. Sorry Godmodder and DCCCV, I'll get to you next post.
Edit - Bu- but Moniker! Obedience doesn't wear any white! ... It doesn't have any white on it at all.
Edit - Bu- but Moniker! Obedience doesn't wear any white! ... It doesn't have any white on it at all.
Update 24: The Circus Comes To Town pt 24
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
- Location
- The end and beginning of all things.
You throw a maxim tomato into his mouth. 15000 health restored.
#RestInPepperonis
ASHES is crushed.
You restore the void shield array to full health.
The soldiers find themselves going every which way in the middle of a demon rampage, and soon the fortress is in poorly organized shambles. 24000 autocritted damage.
Check: Archer Contingent: A full troop of archers, lined up along the walls of the Mobile Fortress. A fairly standard entity, roughly equivalent in power to that of a 20 post charge.
You set up your shotgun, the first entity to attack the avatar of Val'Elzathor this round will get counterattacked.
#BeepBoop
boomerang lamp. Where can I get one of these?
16000 damage.
Well now that's just cruel. 11000 damage.
You don't attack White Mage and the GM thanks you heartily for not making everyone's lives worse.
20000 damage to Obedience.
I laugh at your naivette and watch as you restore the Medic to full health
Wow, talk about a sore winner. Or a sore loser. I guess the barrier mage is feeling more sore right now.
14000 damage.
The elvish delegation gets into an argument with the dwarvish diplomats and the whole thing devolves into a shouting match with axes.
Only the dwarves use axes.
The dwarves are quickly shooed out of the fortress by the garrisoned soldiers because what the heck were they doing in there in the first place?
Check: Demon Horde: A horde of raving clowns demons straight out of the circus underworld after the cotton candy adamantite barrier keeping them imprisoned beneath the fortress. Like all Hostile entities, they have no alleigance and simply wish for the whole world to burn.
You restore 12000 hit points to the hull of the Rocket Battleship.
You attempt the switcheroo, and pull out the alternate Godmodder... but the banishment of this godmodder to the other timeline doesn't stick.
alt!Godmodder: Wait... what?
The original Godmodder begins to fade into existence again, and suddenly with a crash that resounds around the battlefield, a tear opens up and the original Godmodder arrives on the battlefield again.
alt!Godmodder: Wait, what's going on?
Godmodder: You're an alternate timeline me.
Godmodder: Get in the hole.
The Godmodder grabs the Alternate Godmodder and shoves him through the hole between the timelines and closes it.
He turns to you.
Alright, let me give you a lecture on timelines, because people getting this nonsense wrong is obnoxious and I don't fancy being buried neck deep in alternate-timeline descended. Aside from specific universal areas, alternate timelines don't exist until you access them. They aren't real, aside from this one they only exist in potentia. sure if you get two people from two alternate timelines in the same place, they'll explode, but if you get physical contact between the alpha and an alternate, the alpha will always come out on top. And I'm a Godmodder, that just gives me more of an advanta-
The hole in space-time rips open behind him and the Alternate Godmodder hops back out.
alt!Godmodder: YOU SON OF A GORILLA
Godmodder: Aw crap.
The alternate Godmodder launches forwards, swinging his hammer straight into the face of your Godmodder, who raises up his hand to block.
There is a flash of light and a shockwave.
5% distance gained! 1 damage to the Godmodder (more plains covered by the ash from ASHES field effect)! 10 point charge token administered to EternalStruggle.
The Godmodder stands up and brushes himself off.
#HowDoBallsCue
The Robot is given 5000 extra max HP and restored to full health.
#TheFallenCity
#Reiteration
Obedience uses Servitude and restores 15000 health points to Inscruta, Authority sits there and stares at all the pretty colors. The Archery contingent opens fire on the shieldmonster ICE, which takes a critted 40000 damage. The Artillery team fires on the Robot, which barely hangs on with 1 hit point. A piece of shrapnel flies up ridiculously high into the atmosphere and just barely misses the rocket battleship, while the other comes down and deals 10000 damage to the Medic.
The Garrisoned Soldiers continue in their desperate fight against the Demon Horde, dealing another 25000 damage to them. Inscruta hums a bit, not as much as normal, and fires its cannon once more, destroying one of the void shield arrays and restoring 5000 health to it. The barrier mage caps out its emancipation charge and casts a large barrier shield around himself.
The demon horde continues raging, dealing an autocritted 50000 damage to the mobile fortress and rampaging their way through 25000 health of the garrisoned soldiers.
The Shade of the Red Dragon looks down in interest at the barrier mage and his shield. And then instead of blowing out fire just reaches down and eats the entire thing whole. Barrier mage destroyed. The Shade of the Red Dragon then burps up a massive fireball that smashes into Inscruta, blasting through both of the barriers and dealing 36000 damage through them. The Monikerbots swarm once more and deal out an auto-critted 15000 damage to the Mobile Fortress, making that many more monikerbots in the process. Looks like bodyguarded entities give out extra monikerbots too. The White Mage heals up the Medic again, for 7000 health.
The Robot charges forwards at the Mobile Fortress and deals an autocritted 10000 damage. The Rocket Battleship remains hidden up in high orbit. The Medic also makes an attack, his powerful swing of the medkit (not healing this time) dealing a powerful 20K damage to the Mobile Fortress's walls. The whole thing looks ready to fall apart at the slightest touch! So the Shieldmonster ICE walks over and touches it. The whole thing flies apart, bricks flying everywhere, wheels popping off and rolling away, archers falling from the walls... Mobile Fortress destroyed! 20000 damage to the Archer Contingent, Artillery team and Garrisoned soldiers. The Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor unleashes another blast of darkness, dealing 25000 damage to Inscruta.
The Godmodder looks around. His army is in shambles YET AGAIN. But he's ready this time. He unleashes The Gathering! Suddenly Forests spring up out of the ashes of the landscape, creating a great forest that surrounds you all with towering oaks and redwoods. The ground rumbles, and the Godmodder smiles, holding his deck out in front of him as he taps a set of forest land cards that had slowly been placing themselves out in front of the shuffling deck as the turns went by. Pillars of light shine down from the sky and a number of entities hit the battlefield.
Your forces battle their way through the forest, pushing the PG forces back even further.
Everything ticks up and down. I Just Write's counter wears off. THe Auto-crafter works yet again.
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Distance: 35%
Main Battlefield:
Entity Advantage: [AG]
The Godmodder [PG]: Hp: 96/100. Monocle of Searching [A]. Fluorite Duet [A] Runic Battleaxe [A]
Obedience [PG - Talist]: Hp: 99,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination.
Authority [PG - Talist]: Hp: 137,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination. Crowned acid trip 1 round
Archer Contingent [PG]: Hp: 80,000/100,000.
Artillery Team [PG]: Hp: 20,000/60,000.
Garrisoned Soldiers [PG]: Hp: 105,000/175,000.
Inscruta [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 24,000/90,000. The End Gazes Back: 4/8.
Servant of the Conduit x2 [PG]: Hp: 50,000/50,000.
Tireless Tracker [PG]: Hp: 75,000/75,000. Tracking Clues: 1/2
Cultivator of Blades [PG]: Hp: 30,000/30,000. The Harvest: 1/3
Arborback Stomper [PG]: Hp: 250,000/250,000.
Thina [PG - Player]: Hp: 10/10. Chipset tier 1 [A]. Durability: 23/100. Energy: 100/100
Demon Horde [H]: Hp: 350,000/400,000.
Shade of the Red Dragon [AG - eternalstruggle][Temp Elite] 1 round left.
Monikerbots x89,000 [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 1/1.
Robot [AG - redstonetam]: Hp: 1,000/20,000. 1 AC. Predator Armor [A] 4/5 uses.
Rocket Battleship [AG - I Just Write]: Hull: 21,000/60,000. Main Battery: 18,000/20,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Bridge: 20,000/20,000. 10000 regen. 80% dodge chance.
Master Duelist [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 20,000/20,000. captaining Rocket Battleship.
The Medic [AG - enerald]: Hp: 47,000/50,000. Self Surgery: 6/10.
Warp Rift [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 60,000/80,000. That Which Can Never Die: 5/10. 60% dodge.
Void Shield Array x3 [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 5,000/5,000.
White Mage [AG - enerald]: Hp: 58,000/60,000. Cure: 2/3. Cura: 5/7. Curaga: 5/13.
ShieldMonster ICE [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 59,000/125,000. bodyguarding monikerbots.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 198,000/200,000. Will of the Dark God: 2/3.
Offering [AG - enerald_mann]: Hp: 4,000/10,000. -2000 regen.
Gutza1 [AG - Player]: Hp: 7/20. Fusionray Laser Rifle [A] 3/5 uses.
Crusher48 [AG - Player]: Hp: 20/20. Auto-crafter [A] Durability: 14/20. Juggernaut armor [A] 6/8 HP. 4/4 Shields
The Garrisoned Soldiers continue in their desperate fight against the Demon Horde, dealing another 25000 damage to them. Inscruta hums a bit, not as much as normal, and fires its cannon once more, destroying one of the void shield arrays and restoring 5000 health to it. The barrier mage caps out its emancipation charge and casts a large barrier shield around himself.
The demon horde continues raging, dealing an autocritted 50000 damage to the mobile fortress and rampaging their way through 25000 health of the garrisoned soldiers.
The Shade of the Red Dragon looks down in interest at the barrier mage and his shield. And then instead of blowing out fire just reaches down and eats the entire thing whole. Barrier mage destroyed. The Shade of the Red Dragon then burps up a massive fireball that smashes into Inscruta, blasting through both of the barriers and dealing 36000 damage through them. The Monikerbots swarm once more and deal out an auto-critted 15000 damage to the Mobile Fortress, making that many more monikerbots in the process. Looks like bodyguarded entities give out extra monikerbots too. The White Mage heals up the Medic again, for 7000 health.
The Robot charges forwards at the Mobile Fortress and deals an autocritted 10000 damage. The Rocket Battleship remains hidden up in high orbit. The Medic also makes an attack, his powerful swing of the medkit (not healing this time) dealing a powerful 20K damage to the Mobile Fortress's walls. The whole thing looks ready to fall apart at the slightest touch! So the Shieldmonster ICE walks over and touches it. The whole thing flies apart, bricks flying everywhere, wheels popping off and rolling away, archers falling from the walls... Mobile Fortress destroyed! 20000 damage to the Archer Contingent, Artillery team and Garrisoned soldiers. The Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor unleashes another blast of darkness, dealing 25000 damage to Inscruta.
The Godmodder looks around. His army is in shambles YET AGAIN. But he's ready this time. He unleashes The Gathering! Suddenly Forests spring up out of the ashes of the landscape, creating a great forest that surrounds you all with towering oaks and redwoods. The ground rumbles, and the Godmodder smiles, holding his deck out in front of him as he taps a set of forest land cards that had slowly been placing themselves out in front of the shuffling deck as the turns went by. Pillars of light shine down from the sky and a number of entities hit the battlefield.
Your forces battle their way through the forest, pushing the PG forces back even further.
Everything ticks up and down. I Just Write's counter wears off. THe Auto-crafter works yet again.
Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Distance: 35%
Main Battlefield:
Entity Advantage: [AG]
The Godmodder [PG]: Hp: 96/100. Monocle of Searching [A]. Fluorite Duet [A] Runic Battleaxe [A]
Obedience [PG - Talist]: Hp: 99,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination.
Authority [PG - Talist]: Hp: 137,000/150,000. 0/15 Domination. Crowned acid trip 1 round
Archer Contingent [PG]: Hp: 80,000/100,000.
Artillery Team [PG]: Hp: 20,000/60,000.
Garrisoned Soldiers [PG]: Hp: 105,000/175,000.
Inscruta [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 24,000/90,000. The End Gazes Back: 4/8.
Servant of the Conduit x2 [PG]: Hp: 50,000/50,000.
Tireless Tracker [PG]: Hp: 75,000/75,000. Tracking Clues: 1/2
Cultivator of Blades [PG]: Hp: 30,000/30,000. The Harvest: 1/3
Arborback Stomper [PG]: Hp: 250,000/250,000.
Thina [PG - Player]: Hp: 10/10. Chipset tier 1 [A]. Durability: 23/100. Energy: 100/100
Demon Horde [H]: Hp: 350,000/400,000.
Shade of the Red Dragon [AG - eternalstruggle][Temp Elite] 1 round left.
Monikerbots x89,000 [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 1/1.
Robot [AG - redstonetam]: Hp: 1,000/20,000. 1 AC. Predator Armor [A] 4/5 uses.
Rocket Battleship [AG - I Just Write]: Hull: 21,000/60,000. Main Battery: 18,000/20,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Main Engine: 10,000/10,000. Bridge: 20,000/20,000. 10000 regen. 80% dodge chance.
Master Duelist [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 20,000/20,000. captaining Rocket Battleship.
The Medic [AG - enerald]: Hp: 47,000/50,000. Self Surgery: 6/10.
Warp Rift [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 60,000/80,000. That Which Can Never Die: 5/10. 60% dodge.
Void Shield Array x3 [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 5,000/5,000.
White Mage [AG - enerald]: Hp: 58,000/60,000. Cure: 2/3. Cura: 5/7. Curaga: 5/13.
ShieldMonster ICE [AG - Moniker]: Hp: 59,000/125,000. bodyguarding monikerbots.
Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 198,000/200,000. Will of the Dark God: 2/3.
Offering [AG - enerald_mann]: Hp: 4,000/10,000. -2000 regen.
Gutza1 [AG - Player]: Hp: 7/20. Fusionray Laser Rifle [A] 3/5 uses.
Crusher48 [AG - Player]: Hp: 20/20. Auto-crafter [A] Durability: 14/20. Juggernaut armor [A] 6/8 HP. 4/4 Shields
Dragon Core: owner: eternalstruggle. 2 uses left.
[AG]
Hezetor
Gutza1
Chimera
Eternal Struggle
DCCCV
I just write: 4 round cooldown.
redstonetam15
Twinbuilder
Enerald_Mann
Randomname
CrownlessKing
ArcticArchiver
helldivercommand. 8 hit points.
variant
KuraHyena
Moniker
Tam Lin
rougesteelprojec
crusher48
[N]
existence success
W32Coravint
tricklejest
heirolight
Darkside
[PG]
JOEbob: 3 round cooldown
MrMirrorMan
Talist
Hezetor
Gutza1
Chimera
Eternal Struggle
DCCCV
I just write: 4 round cooldown.
redstonetam15
Twinbuilder
Enerald_Mann
Randomname
CrownlessKing
ArcticArchiver
helldivercommand. 8 hit points.
variant
KuraHyena
Moniker
Tam Lin
rougesteelprojec
crusher48
[N]
existence success
W32Coravint
tricklejest
heirolight
Darkside
[PG]
JOEbob: 3 round cooldown
MrMirrorMan
Talist
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- Location
- 1
11/? ??? +1 talist
3/20 suft
+2 mirrorman unless talist can accept +'s, then +1 mirror +1 talist.
I look at the cultivator of blades' low health and 3 turn special, and decide to booby-trap him. specifically, I note the psyco-shroom 'acid trip' debuff, which currently doesn't exist, sort of. anyway, the psyco-shroom's acid trip debuff looks like it would be quite handy if it where applyed to, for example... the least avatar of vallkerie whatshisname.
[checking...]
the *Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor i mean. sure is a pretentious name, but it doesn't hold up to the pretentious adolescent's name, which i shall record here for posterity:
kinglord of the highlands, blade of light and shield of darkness, minister of falsehood and reagent of bureaucracy, creator of shadowblades and enchanter of the relic crown, warlord and sage master of all Vikings, manipulator of the norse gods and destroyer of frost giants, master of the realm of Gavel and level 101 mage, archer, dark wizard, ninja, and knight, users of the hive infused wand, bow, dagger and spear, half holder of the dark key, master of the magics of the celestial realm.
as you can see, very pretentious.
while you where reading that pretentious text, I realised the plan i had is dumb, and instead decided to create a more potent variant of the acid trip debuff, a cross between confused and panic effectwise. intent is thus: causes attacks to hit allys. if struck by a damaging attack, becomes a 50% chance to hit allys instead.
I cause this by getting LAoV hooked on opium so europe can profit off them, before adding some metamphetamine (giving them speed eleventy brillion) from minechem and some 'shroom spores I got with a combination of time travel and magic. they quickly become paniced because their moving too fast, confused from the opium, and all the while are on an acid trip from the spores. this concoction is then duplicated, liquefied, and injected into them by an army of robot mosquitos i made out of nowhere, which continually fly around and restock their drugs, keeping the acid trip, confusion, and panic combination thing from stopping as soon as my action ends... hopefully.
not feeling like dropping my monikerbot smash yet since i might need my cooldown at 0 soon, I instead make a halfhearted attempt to influence the acidtrip'd/confused/panic'd action into being monikerbots, if such can be done without reducing duration or otherwise weakening the rest of this.
3/20 suft
+2 mirrorman unless talist can accept +'s, then +1 mirror +1 talist.
I look at the cultivator of blades' low health and 3 turn special, and decide to booby-trap him. specifically, I note the psyco-shroom 'acid trip' debuff, which currently doesn't exist, sort of. anyway, the psyco-shroom's acid trip debuff looks like it would be quite handy if it where applyed to, for example... the least avatar of vallkerie whatshisname.
[checking...]
the *Least Avatar of Val'Elzathor i mean. sure is a pretentious name, but it doesn't hold up to the pretentious adolescent's name, which i shall record here for posterity:
kinglord of the highlands, blade of light and shield of darkness, minister of falsehood and reagent of bureaucracy, creator of shadowblades and enchanter of the relic crown, warlord and sage master of all Vikings, manipulator of the norse gods and destroyer of frost giants, master of the realm of Gavel and level 101 mage, archer, dark wizard, ninja, and knight, users of the hive infused wand, bow, dagger and spear, half holder of the dark key, master of the magics of the celestial realm.
as you can see, very pretentious.
while you where reading that pretentious text, I realised the plan i had is dumb, and instead decided to create a more potent variant of the acid trip debuff, a cross between confused and panic effectwise. intent is thus: causes attacks to hit allys. if struck by a damaging attack, becomes a 50% chance to hit allys instead.
I cause this by getting LAoV hooked on opium so europe can profit off them, before adding some metamphetamine (giving them speed eleventy brillion) from minechem and some 'shroom spores I got with a combination of time travel and magic. they quickly become paniced because their moving too fast, confused from the opium, and all the while are on an acid trip from the spores. this concoction is then duplicated, liquefied, and injected into them by an army of robot mosquitos i made out of nowhere, which continually fly around and restock their drugs, keeping the acid trip, confusion, and panic combination thing from stopping as soon as my action ends... hopefully.
not feeling like dropping my monikerbot smash yet since i might need my cooldown at 0 soon, I instead make a halfhearted attempt to influence the acidtrip'd/confused/panic'd action into being monikerbots, if such can be done without reducing duration or otherwise weakening the rest of this.
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TrickleJest
Merry Meritocrat
- Location
- Hell and back
Authority.
Authority has nine letters.
If we split Authority like this: Author-ity, then 'Author' has six letters and 'ity' has three letters.
Let's focus on Author.
Whose character is the Author?
That's right, Sp33d0n's.
Sp33d0n has seven characters, two of which are threes and one is a zero.
Two threes and one zero.
3 + 3 + 0 = 6.
Author has six letters.
'ity' has three letters.
Still not shocked?
What is the Author's full title?
The Eternal Author.
'The' has three letters. 'Eternal' has seven letters. 'Author' has six letters.
3 + 7 + 6 = 16.
If we split 'Eternal' like this: Ete-rnal, then 'Ete' has three letters and 'rnal' has four letters.
The letters 'rn' together look like the letter 'm'.
Ete and Mal.
If you ask a Japanese person to pronounce Mal, they will most likely say Mar. (Not to be racist.)
Mario is a character in Japanese games.
Ete and Mar.
Ette and Marr.
Ette and Marron.
Both Marron and Ette are characters of Irecreeper.
Irecreeper is known for creating DTG: Chaos.
DTG: Chaos has the Chaos Butterfly as a major theme.
This is how the Chaos Butterfly looks like: <0>.
<0> has one zero.
You know what else has one zero?
That's right. Sp33d0n.
Wait. There's more.
What is the only game Sp33d0n is known to GM?
DTG TVTropes 2: Salvation.
Who created DTG TVTropes 1?
Pionoplayer.
1 + 1 = 2.
DTG TVTropes 1 + DTG TVTropes 1 = DTG TVTropes 2: Salvation.
DTG TVTropes 1 = 1/2 of DTG TVTropes 2.
Pionoplayer = 1/2 of Sp33d0n.
Since Author = both Marron and Ette...
That's right.
Sp33d0n = 1/2 of Irecreeper.
Don't question my logic. It is flawless.
Pionoplayer = 1/2 of Sp33d0n = 1/4 of Irecreeper.
Irecreeper x 4 = Pionoplayer.
DTG: Chaos x 4 = DTG: Renewal.
DTG: ChaosChaosChaosChaos = Renewal.
DTG: ChaosChaosChaosChaos has twenty four characters sans a space.
Renewal has seven letters.
24 = 7.
24/7.
The secret DTG industry pumps out Sp33d0ns, Irecreepers and Pionplayers 24/7.
Hold your horses. There's more.
24/7.
24 = 7.
This means that hours = days.
There are 365 days in a year, save for leap years, which have 366.
This means there 365 hours in a year. This means there are 15.2083333333... days in a year.
15.2083333333...
15.2083333333... has one zero.
Sp33d0n has one zero. <0> has one zero.
Coincidence? I think not.
15.2083333333... has the number twenty in it.
You know what else has twenty letters?
ChaosChaosChaosChaos.
15.2083333333... = ChaosChaosChaosChaos = Renewal
This means that...
Days in a Year = Renewal
The lives of humans revolve around days changing and new days beginning.
Renewal = Life.
Life = Equilibrium.
What's the opposite of Equilibrium?
Entropy.
Entropy = Chaos.
DTG: Chaos.
There's more. There's always more.
Entropy = Discord.
DTG: Chaos is manufactured by the Goddess of Discord, Eris.
Discord.
Discordianism.
Discordianism is a joke religion to some extent.
What else is a joke religion?
Dinkoism.
Dinkoism revolves around an immortal mouse.
What other mouse do you know that constantly takes beatings but survives?
Jerry the Mouse.
Tom and Jerry.
Jerry is a character in Rick and Morty.
Rick and Morty.
Tom Kenny voices several characters in Rick and Morty.
What other prominent figure does Tom Kenny voice.
Spongebob.
Sponge Bob.
Sp0nge B0b.
Sp0nge B0b and Eris, Goddess of Discord, are the heads of DTG Industries, manufacturing updates for existing DTG games and creating Pionoplayers, Irecreepers and Sp33d0ns.
You must be very shocked. Well, prepare to get even more shocked. Gorillaz - Empire Ants has just began playing via YouTube auto-play and it's my favorite song.
Sp0nge B0b.
As of making this post, the subreddit r/Spongebob has 35,600 subscribers.
600.
00.
Sp0nge B0b.
r/Spongebob is obviously moderated by Sp0nge B0b and Eris.
However, there is obviously a Trifecta here.
Who is the third member?
Sp0nge B0b has nine characters sans the space.
Eris has four characters.
9 + 4 = 13
9 + 4 = 13
4/13.
413.
Hussie is the third member. Obviously.
That's the reason DTG2 had this many Homestuck references, as it is manufactured by Sp0nge B0b, Hussie and Eris.
The harsh truth hits Authority and kills it.
:--------------------------------:
2/20 - Nihilism
2/20 - Annihilism
+2 to @EternalStruggle
Authority has nine letters.
If we split Authority like this: Author-ity, then 'Author' has six letters and 'ity' has three letters.
Let's focus on Author.
Whose character is the Author?
That's right, Sp33d0n's.
Sp33d0n has seven characters, two of which are threes and one is a zero.
Two threes and one zero.
3 + 3 + 0 = 6.
Author has six letters.
'ity' has three letters.
Still not shocked?
What is the Author's full title?
The Eternal Author.
'The' has three letters. 'Eternal' has seven letters. 'Author' has six letters.
3 + 7 + 6 = 16.
If we split 'Eternal' like this: Ete-rnal, then 'Ete' has three letters and 'rnal' has four letters.
The letters 'rn' together look like the letter 'm'.
Ete and Mal.
If you ask a Japanese person to pronounce Mal, they will most likely say Mar. (Not to be racist.)
Mario is a character in Japanese games.
Ete and Mar.
Ette and Marr.
Ette and Marron.
Both Marron and Ette are characters of Irecreeper.
Irecreeper is known for creating DTG: Chaos.
DTG: Chaos has the Chaos Butterfly as a major theme.
This is how the Chaos Butterfly looks like: <0>.
<0> has one zero.
You know what else has one zero?
That's right. Sp33d0n.
Wait. There's more.
What is the only game Sp33d0n is known to GM?
DTG TVTropes 2: Salvation.
Who created DTG TVTropes 1?
Pionoplayer.
1 + 1 = 2.
DTG TVTropes 1 + DTG TVTropes 1 = DTG TVTropes 2: Salvation.
DTG TVTropes 1 = 1/2 of DTG TVTropes 2.
Pionoplayer = 1/2 of Sp33d0n.
Since Author = both Marron and Ette...
That's right.
Sp33d0n = 1/2 of Irecreeper.
Don't question my logic. It is flawless.
Pionoplayer = 1/2 of Sp33d0n = 1/4 of Irecreeper.
Irecreeper x 4 = Pionoplayer.
DTG: Chaos x 4 = DTG: Renewal.
DTG: ChaosChaosChaosChaos = Renewal.
DTG: ChaosChaosChaosChaos has twenty four characters sans a space.
Renewal has seven letters.
24 = 7.
24/7.
The secret DTG industry pumps out Sp33d0ns, Irecreepers and Pionplayers 24/7.
Hold your horses. There's more.
24/7.
24 = 7.
This means that hours = days.
There are 365 days in a year, save for leap years, which have 366.
This means there 365 hours in a year. This means there are 15.2083333333... days in a year.
15.2083333333...
15.2083333333... has one zero.
Sp33d0n has one zero. <0> has one zero.
Coincidence? I think not.
15.2083333333... has the number twenty in it.
You know what else has twenty letters?
ChaosChaosChaosChaos.
15.2083333333... = ChaosChaosChaosChaos = Renewal
This means that...
Days in a Year = Renewal
The lives of humans revolve around days changing and new days beginning.
Renewal = Life.
Life = Equilibrium.
What's the opposite of Equilibrium?
Entropy.
Entropy = Chaos.
DTG: Chaos.
There's more. There's always more.
Entropy = Discord.
DTG: Chaos is manufactured by the Goddess of Discord, Eris.
Discord.
Discordianism.
Discordianism is a joke religion to some extent.
What else is a joke religion?
Dinkoism.
Dinkoism revolves around an immortal mouse.
What other mouse do you know that constantly takes beatings but survives?
Jerry the Mouse.
Tom and Jerry.
Jerry is a character in Rick and Morty.
Rick and Morty.
Tom Kenny voices several characters in Rick and Morty.
What other prominent figure does Tom Kenny voice.
Spongebob.
Sponge Bob.
Sp0nge B0b.
Sp0nge B0b and Eris, Goddess of Discord, are the heads of DTG Industries, manufacturing updates for existing DTG games and creating Pionoplayers, Irecreepers and Sp33d0ns.
You must be very shocked. Well, prepare to get even more shocked. Gorillaz - Empire Ants has just began playing via YouTube auto-play and it's my favorite song.
Sp0nge B0b.
As of making this post, the subreddit r/Spongebob has 35,600 subscribers.
600.
00.
Sp0nge B0b.
r/Spongebob is obviously moderated by Sp0nge B0b and Eris.
However, there is obviously a Trifecta here.
Who is the third member?
Sp0nge B0b has nine characters sans the space.
Eris has four characters.
9 + 4 = 13
9 + 4 = 13
4/13.
413.
Hussie is the third member. Obviously.
That's the reason DTG2 had this many Homestuck references, as it is manufactured by Sp0nge B0b, Hussie and Eris.
The harsh truth hits Authority and kills it.
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2/20 - Nihilism
2/20 - Annihilism
+2 to @EternalStruggle
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