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Blatantly Plural
- Location
- New England
- Pronouns
- Plural
Entity Orders
Chinese Knockoff Botguard, attack JOEbob
General Action: Deranged Mathematics
As I stare at the dragon named Hatred, there is one thing that immediately stands out to me. I shout out loud, my voice booming over the battlefield as I declare "HOLD IT! Hatred, all your health is imaginary, and I can prove it!"
A denial echoes across the battlefield from the dragon, but I'm having none of it, continuing by saying "As anyone with even the slightest bit of mathematical knowledge knows, one is its own square root, however, negative one is also the square root of one, thus proving that the square root of one is equal to the square root of negative one, and the square root of negative one is i, the imaginary unit! And as we all know, one is its own square root! Thus, one equals i!"
I catch my breath, before continuing "You have a maximum health of eight hundred thousand points! That's one times eight hundred thousand! Each of those ones is equal to i, meaning that your entire health bar is IMAGINARY! YOU! AREN'T! REAL!"
With that, existence itself quakes as it attempts to rectify Hatred's unjustified reality.
Charges
More Voodoo (2/10)
Twin-Stick Shooter (1/10)
+1 @EternalStruggle
Chinese Knockoff Botguard, attack JOEbob
General Action: Deranged Mathematics
As I stare at the dragon named Hatred, there is one thing that immediately stands out to me. I shout out loud, my voice booming over the battlefield as I declare "HOLD IT! Hatred, all your health is imaginary, and I can prove it!"
A denial echoes across the battlefield from the dragon, but I'm having none of it, continuing by saying "As anyone with even the slightest bit of mathematical knowledge knows, one is its own square root, however, negative one is also the square root of one, thus proving that the square root of one is equal to the square root of negative one, and the square root of negative one is i, the imaginary unit! And as we all know, one is its own square root! Thus, one equals i!"
I catch my breath, before continuing "You have a maximum health of eight hundred thousand points! That's one times eight hundred thousand! Each of those ones is equal to i, meaning that your entire health bar is IMAGINARY! YOU! AREN'T! REAL!"
With that, existence itself quakes as it attempts to rectify Hatred's unjustified reality.
Charges
More Voodoo (2/10)
Twin-Stick Shooter (1/10)
+1 @EternalStruggle
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