- Location
- USA East Coast
5/50
Pain and frustration rising.
Pain and frustration rising.
FlamingFlapjacks
Descendant, also Lord of Antarctica
- Location
- Wherever things are flammable
1/??
I level my hand at Ebony Maw. The priceytag glows, and the greed emitting from it is so intense, that I suddenly gain telekinetic powers just so I can get that soul stone. I must have that soul stone. I must. Ebony Maw doesn't deserve it. Only I do.
Ebony Maw finds it quite hard to resist my telekinetic pull. Why? It might be my evil leer. It might be the expression of pure greed on my face. It might be the knowledge that I will not stop until I, and only I, own that stone.
...
.....
Or it might because of the knife in the back of his head. That works too.
I level my hand at Ebony Maw. The priceytag glows, and the greed emitting from it is so intense, that I suddenly gain telekinetic powers just so I can get that soul stone. I must have that soul stone. I must. Ebony Maw doesn't deserve it. Only I do.
Ebony Maw finds it quite hard to resist my telekinetic pull. Why? It might be my evil leer. It might be the expression of pure greed on my face. It might be the knowledge that I will not stop until I, and only I, own that stone.
...
.....
Or it might because of the knife in the back of his head. That works too.
- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
Charging: 17/50
Bonus: The alien sees the Time Stone fly at him. He presses a button on his wrist controller and a grapple arm grabs the Time Stone and gives it to him. "Oh, um... Thanks? I guess?"
Action: The alien decides to do some physical work. He starts at a slow jog, moving towards Thanos. He speeds the jog up as he nears Thanos. He then slows down, right in front of Thanos. "Yup," he pants, exhausted, "That's enough work for today." He messes around with another button and a boxing glove pops up out of the wrist controller. It nails Thanos right in the face but bounces off pathetically like a pillow. "Rmm, I knew I should have recalibrated the spring mechanism. Fine, lets do this." He then proceeds to press another button on his wrist controller, and an iron piston comes out of it. He really quickly fits it into the boxing glove and presses the release button. The piston extends, and it bounces off like a rubber band. "The pneumatics too!?" Finally, he picks up the boxing glove and puts it on. He winds up his best right hook and slams it into Thanos's jaw. Again, the boxing glove bounces off, with little actual damage to Thanos. "Really!? Man, do I need to get that gym membership." In frustration, he starts stomping on the glove. This causes the thumb of the glove to fall off easily, almost too easily. The alien remembers what it is and leaps away, falling on his face as he does so. The grenade glove explodes at Thanos's feet, knocking him over and finally actually doing something. The alien gets up and brushes some dirt off of him. "Ha ha! I bet that really packed a punch!"
Bonus: The alien sees the Time Stone fly at him. He presses a button on his wrist controller and a grapple arm grabs the Time Stone and gives it to him. "Oh, um... Thanks? I guess?"
Action: The alien decides to do some physical work. He starts at a slow jog, moving towards Thanos. He speeds the jog up as he nears Thanos. He then slows down, right in front of Thanos. "Yup," he pants, exhausted, "That's enough work for today." He messes around with another button and a boxing glove pops up out of the wrist controller. It nails Thanos right in the face but bounces off pathetically like a pillow. "Rmm, I knew I should have recalibrated the spring mechanism. Fine, lets do this." He then proceeds to press another button on his wrist controller, and an iron piston comes out of it. He really quickly fits it into the boxing glove and presses the release button. The piston extends, and it bounces off like a rubber band. "The pneumatics too!?" Finally, he picks up the boxing glove and puts it on. He winds up his best right hook and slams it into Thanos's jaw. Again, the boxing glove bounces off, with little actual damage to Thanos. "Really!? Man, do I need to get that gym membership." In frustration, he starts stomping on the glove. This causes the thumb of the glove to fall off easily, almost too easily. The alien remembers what it is and leaps away, falling on his face as he does so. The grenade glove explodes at Thanos's feet, knocking him over and finally actually doing something. The alien gets up and brushes some dirt off of him. "Ha ha! I bet that really packed a punch!"
- Location
- A Random Dimension in the Infinite Multiverse
n+1/50, where n= amount I had remaining in charge after my previous action.
Neo looks at Thanos, and then decides to test something out. Suddenly, wires within him all start lashing around inside, all connecting to somewhere. Some go directly to his power core, but others...
Others go straight to the power stone.
As the stone's raw power begins to mix with his normal power, he begins glowing purple, before the energy begins to be changed to his own. At that moment, he glows green. "That seems better."
His energy sword reappears in his hand, followed by a second in the other hand. He then rushes straight at Thanos, saying, "Perfectly balanced. Isn't that how you say all things should be?"
He then pulls a quick slash, which ends up being deflected by the gauntlet. He follows up with a thrust, but somehow, the Gauntlet gets in the way again. He says, "I heard you say something about Descendants not being enough to fix things. My creator disagrees."
He then swaps his blades for blasters, blasting away with a rapid energy barrage, with the gauntlet getting in the way once again. "Do you know why he made me? So that he could make repairs to as many realities, and as many issues, as possible, while still aiding when imbeciles who think that there is no repair decide to destroy more than necessary to make amends, or who actively are just conquerors. "
Neo brings out missiles, and blasts away at Thanos, with the gauntlet managing to catch most of them once more. "I refuse to let you simply destroy the world when a chance still remains. I refuse to let you take lives which may be saved without war."
Neo pulls out flamethrowers, making a ring of fire around Thanos very quickly. "You aim to gain nigh limitless power, but you lack the will to see anything but your little scheme that worked so well while limited. Different resources allow for better methods... Or do you simply love seeing people die off in swarms that much?"
He proceeds to make giant winds swirl at Thanos, pushing him bodily through the flames, forcing the Gauntlet through first. "If you truly want what is good, stop this madness. I may speak with the others, and end this chaos. Then, should I bring you to my creator, he would find a better way. A plan made with limited resources and then carried out with severely less limited resources will not be the best plan for the scenario."
Neo then pushes out his hand, before a different blaster juts out, blasting a frost blast which the Gauntlet, once more, catches. He then lashes out with swords spinning, once more. He preforms several swift slashes, which Thanos manages to parry with the Gauntlet again. Neo then puts them away, before rushing with clawed hands at Thanos, which still gets blocked with the gauntlet. Neo flies up, and then rushes back down, pushing Thanos quite a distance in a short time, although the Gauntlet takes the brunt of the blow. NEo's energy reserves seem limitless. He blasts out a missile array of immense proportions, almost blotting out the sky, but they all tend to get caught by the Gauntlet. The sword comes back out, and he tries to lash out with it, cutting close to hitting Thanos, but still getting deflected by the Gauntlet. He turns his fists into pistons, delivering punch after devastating punch, which Thanos manages to catch on the back of the Gauntlet.
He flies up into the sky, before suddenly changing shape a bit, becoming more draconic in form. His teeth lash out, but only scrape against the metal of the Gauntlet. He then flies around, making a wind storm. The winds all howl, and Thanos is thrust into the sky. As Thanos is flung ever upwards, Neo rushes past, delivering slashes that Thanos just barely parries. Neo then rushes above Thanos, and waits a second, before slamming him down to the ground, with the Gauntlet taking the brunt. He pulls out a battleaxe with an energy blade, and proceeds to hack and slash some more, with the Gauntlet never failing to catch the strikes. Thanos seems confused that the robot hasn't hit him seriously, for all the energy being put out. The robot just smirks.
Neo then pulls out a bow, and fires an arrow of plasma, with an energy line attached, having moved quite far away. The arrow lands on the Mind stone, and he pulls the arrow back with a winch, moving at breakneck speeds, with the Titan in tow. The Titan finally understands, then, the point of this. As understanding dawns on him, Neo's smirk gets larger. He pulls out an energy trident, and lashes out at the Gauntlet, not even keeping up pretenses of aiming at Thanos anymore. Now, Thanos sees that every slash, every blow, was aimed with pinpoint accuracy, keeping up with his every movement. The trident scores blow after blow, forcing the stone slowly further from the Gauntlet. He proceeds to use high focus vacuum guns to pull the gem some more, forcing it slowly further. He throws out water laced with microbots, which lower the coefficient of friction on the stone to close to zero everywhere it isn't currently. Thanos is suddenly very much on the backfoot, since he can't keep up with the speed of this machine.
He uses a quick blast from a Tesla coil based gun to force the gauntlet to become charged, forcing Thanos to not be as able to touch it without great pain, making trying to push it back in harder. He blasts out suction cups with parachutes on them, pulling it with the continually present wind. He continues shifting the heat of the gauntlet with alternating heat and cold blasts. He uses magnets to throw chunks of iron straight into the sides of the Gauntlet, shaking the stone just a bit more loose. He shoots acids and bases into the cracks between the stone and the Gauntlet at high speeds, forcing the bubbling result to push the stone up a bit more. He throws something that seems like a kitchen sink out of nowhere at the Gauntlet, which somehow manages to hook onto it and pull it out a bit more. He sends a code out to the nearby vicinity, pleading to the possible AIs housed within the stone to leave the gauntlet. He uses a crowbar with a tip the width of an atom, prying it a bit more. He pushes with all he has. He then places all his trust in one last attempt. He lashes out with a whip made of pure, raw, energy, and pulls at the Gem. It slowly begins to move, and then, it flies free, straight to the one called Desparademon, right so that he can easily catch it.
Neo looks at Thanos, and then decides to test something out. Suddenly, wires within him all start lashing around inside, all connecting to somewhere. Some go directly to his power core, but others...
Others go straight to the power stone.
As the stone's raw power begins to mix with his normal power, he begins glowing purple, before the energy begins to be changed to his own. At that moment, he glows green. "That seems better."
His energy sword reappears in his hand, followed by a second in the other hand. He then rushes straight at Thanos, saying, "Perfectly balanced. Isn't that how you say all things should be?"
He then pulls a quick slash, which ends up being deflected by the gauntlet. He follows up with a thrust, but somehow, the Gauntlet gets in the way again. He says, "I heard you say something about Descendants not being enough to fix things. My creator disagrees."
He then swaps his blades for blasters, blasting away with a rapid energy barrage, with the gauntlet getting in the way once again. "Do you know why he made me? So that he could make repairs to as many realities, and as many issues, as possible, while still aiding when imbeciles who think that there is no repair decide to destroy more than necessary to make amends, or who actively are just conquerors. "
Neo brings out missiles, and blasts away at Thanos, with the gauntlet managing to catch most of them once more. "I refuse to let you simply destroy the world when a chance still remains. I refuse to let you take lives which may be saved without war."
Neo pulls out flamethrowers, making a ring of fire around Thanos very quickly. "You aim to gain nigh limitless power, but you lack the will to see anything but your little scheme that worked so well while limited. Different resources allow for better methods... Or do you simply love seeing people die off in swarms that much?"
He proceeds to make giant winds swirl at Thanos, pushing him bodily through the flames, forcing the Gauntlet through first. "If you truly want what is good, stop this madness. I may speak with the others, and end this chaos. Then, should I bring you to my creator, he would find a better way. A plan made with limited resources and then carried out with severely less limited resources will not be the best plan for the scenario."
Neo then pushes out his hand, before a different blaster juts out, blasting a frost blast which the Gauntlet, once more, catches. He then lashes out with swords spinning, once more. He preforms several swift slashes, which Thanos manages to parry with the Gauntlet again. Neo then puts them away, before rushing with clawed hands at Thanos, which still gets blocked with the gauntlet. Neo flies up, and then rushes back down, pushing Thanos quite a distance in a short time, although the Gauntlet takes the brunt of the blow. NEo's energy reserves seem limitless. He blasts out a missile array of immense proportions, almost blotting out the sky, but they all tend to get caught by the Gauntlet. The sword comes back out, and he tries to lash out with it, cutting close to hitting Thanos, but still getting deflected by the Gauntlet. He turns his fists into pistons, delivering punch after devastating punch, which Thanos manages to catch on the back of the Gauntlet.
He flies up into the sky, before suddenly changing shape a bit, becoming more draconic in form. His teeth lash out, but only scrape against the metal of the Gauntlet. He then flies around, making a wind storm. The winds all howl, and Thanos is thrust into the sky. As Thanos is flung ever upwards, Neo rushes past, delivering slashes that Thanos just barely parries. Neo then rushes above Thanos, and waits a second, before slamming him down to the ground, with the Gauntlet taking the brunt. He pulls out a battleaxe with an energy blade, and proceeds to hack and slash some more, with the Gauntlet never failing to catch the strikes. Thanos seems confused that the robot hasn't hit him seriously, for all the energy being put out. The robot just smirks.
Neo then pulls out a bow, and fires an arrow of plasma, with an energy line attached, having moved quite far away. The arrow lands on the Mind stone, and he pulls the arrow back with a winch, moving at breakneck speeds, with the Titan in tow. The Titan finally understands, then, the point of this. As understanding dawns on him, Neo's smirk gets larger. He pulls out an energy trident, and lashes out at the Gauntlet, not even keeping up pretenses of aiming at Thanos anymore. Now, Thanos sees that every slash, every blow, was aimed with pinpoint accuracy, keeping up with his every movement. The trident scores blow after blow, forcing the stone slowly further from the Gauntlet. He proceeds to use high focus vacuum guns to pull the gem some more, forcing it slowly further. He throws out water laced with microbots, which lower the coefficient of friction on the stone to close to zero everywhere it isn't currently. Thanos is suddenly very much on the backfoot, since he can't keep up with the speed of this machine.
He uses a quick blast from a Tesla coil based gun to force the gauntlet to become charged, forcing Thanos to not be as able to touch it without great pain, making trying to push it back in harder. He blasts out suction cups with parachutes on them, pulling it with the continually present wind. He continues shifting the heat of the gauntlet with alternating heat and cold blasts. He uses magnets to throw chunks of iron straight into the sides of the Gauntlet, shaking the stone just a bit more loose. He shoots acids and bases into the cracks between the stone and the Gauntlet at high speeds, forcing the bubbling result to push the stone up a bit more. He throws something that seems like a kitchen sink out of nowhere at the Gauntlet, which somehow manages to hook onto it and pull it out a bit more. He sends a code out to the nearby vicinity, pleading to the possible AIs housed within the stone to leave the gauntlet. He uses a crowbar with a tip the width of an atom, prying it a bit more. He pushes with all he has. He then places all his trust in one last attempt. He lashes out with a whip made of pure, raw, energy, and pulls at the Gem. It slowly begins to move, and then, it flies free, straight to the one called Desparademon, right so that he can easily catch it.
- Location
- USA East Coast
Charging: 6/50
: Grumbling while touching the free flying energy and soaking in healthy amounts. Wonders why none of them give him a gem, despite him being among the first to get the startegy if denying Thanos gems, so no snap.:
: Grumbling while touching the free flying energy and soaking in healthy amounts. Wonders why none of them give him a gem, despite him being among the first to get the startegy if denying Thanos gems, so no snap.:
- Location
- 1
18/50
The Pastry Paladin keeps channeling Reality into The Cake. They try to make being a Knight Of Kake equivalent to low-tier Godmodding in terms of power.
"Hey! You should do something other then that!"
The Paladin ignores the dissident voice of one of his cakes, for it is clear The Cake is for the Greater Good.
The Pastry Paladin keeps channeling Reality into The Cake. They try to make being a Knight Of Kake equivalent to low-tier Godmodding in terms of power.
"Hey! You should do something other then that!"
The Paladin ignores the dissident voice of one of his cakes, for it is clear The Cake is for the Greater Good.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
15/50
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I set Corvus Glaive on fire. Normally he'd just put it out, but in this case all the fires are Fire Elementals, who cling onto him and make things rather difficult.
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I set Corvus Glaive on fire. Normally he'd just put it out, but in this case all the fires are Fire Elementals, who cling onto him and make things rather difficult.
- Location
- 1
The Dissident Cake keeps communicating with glowing text to most people, and suggests the following to basically everyone:
"How about if we all worked together for a year or two to try and fix it without killing half of everyone? the Void has lasted hundreds of years, thousands. two spent making sure everything fits won't end the world. or at least, it is exponentially improbable they do as the time since the begining of the Void increases. If it's proven there is no way to save without cost, we can continue our battle as normal."
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"How about if we all worked together for a year or two to try and fix it without killing half of everyone? the Void has lasted hundreds of years, thousands. two spent making sure everything fits won't end the world. or at least, it is exponentially improbable they do as the time since the begining of the Void increases. If it's proven there is no way to save without cost, we can continue our battle as normal."
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- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
Charging: 18/50
The alien just decides to let fate decides what happens. He flips the wrist controller off of his wrist and onto the ground. It hits a button and a six-sided die pops out. It rolls a seven. "Alright, button number seven it is." He looks at the wrist controller and presses the air next to it. A low rumble emanates from the spot pressed and a spurt of air puffs up. The air spins around and then flies past Thanos. However, it doesn't miss the wind turbine hooked up to the generator hooked up to Thanos's head. This powers up the generator just enough to send an electric shock through Thanos's brain, dealing more damage than if it just zapped his thick skull. "All that and I didn't even have to press a button. Amazing."
The alien just decides to let fate decides what happens. He flips the wrist controller off of his wrist and onto the ground. It hits a button and a six-sided die pops out. It rolls a seven. "Alright, button number seven it is." He looks at the wrist controller and presses the air next to it. A low rumble emanates from the spot pressed and a spurt of air puffs up. The air spins around and then flies past Thanos. However, it doesn't miss the wind turbine hooked up to the generator hooked up to Thanos's head. This powers up the generator just enough to send an electric shock through Thanos's brain, dealing more damage than if it just zapped his thick skull. "All that and I didn't even have to press a button. Amazing."
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
16/50
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Suddenly, Corvus Glaive finds himself between a rock and a hard place, where the rock is his own glaive (which I'm pushing down onto him) and the hard place is the unforgiving metal of the Infinity Gauntlet itself!
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Suddenly, Corvus Glaive finds himself between a rock and a hard place, where the rock is his own glaive (which I'm pushing down onto him) and the hard place is the unforgiving metal of the Infinity Gauntlet itself!
Thanos 4
- Location
- Canada
Thanos Dop
Okay guys, wait. I know you've been trying to get past the auto-censor, but it's been blocking all attempts to. It only allows information to be passed by game entities, right?
Give me a bit...
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$12,345]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
You create a wall of Code around yourself, adding 2 AC at the cost of 4 dollars.
Thanos is debilitated by all the mental yelling, but he has the Mind Gem to solve that. Muting all but one of the voices, he has an easy time debunking your argumentless argument. He loses an action to this, though.
In fact, using only 9 charges, you manage to rip the Time Gem out of the Infinity Gauntet. Incredible.
Corvus Glaive takes a solid 45,000 damage from your attack. Incredible!
You respawn, and your action fails. Other than that, your post goes through.
"You're lying. You have to be. That makes no sense that... I...
No. Every element of this universe will bend to my whim. Even time. The future is meaningless if I can win in the now and ascend to the level of power greater than any that have come before. I have to."
-1 Action. 25,000 mental damage.
The lab will begin construction!
50,000 damage, and a Safe summoned!
You do nothing except feel pain and frustration. Neato.
30,000 damage (making it past his telekinetic shield by a bit) and Soul Gem stolen!
You feel... you don't quite know what this is. You look inside and see a nice field of grass. There's a farm. Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight's Soulcopies are chillin' inside. You could look further into them, scanning them. Or you could change the afterlife. It seems a bit boring right now, doesn't it?
Thanos is knocked over. Getting up is a pain, but he easily makes his armor and self lightweight using the Reality Gem. Still, there's an action gone, as well as 20,000 Hp.
He manages to block your initial onslaught with difficulty. He's already handled the argument you bring up numerous time in this very battle, so it does little other than to distract him.
Then, when you finally reveal your hand, it's already too late. With the strength of the Power Gem and the genius of your attack, you tear the Mind Gem right out of the Infinity Gauntlet. The minor side effect of this is that it is ABSOLUTELY SHREDDED! Loss to AC, attack effectiveness, Gem Usability and grip. Also, 20,000 damage on top of that.
Normally I'd say that if you want a Gem, go grab it yourself. However, you just got given the Mind Gem. You hear the psychic screams of the yadda yadda you can control Mind now. Conglaturation.
You channel minimal amounts of Reality into the Cake. Without the Gem, you can't channel much of it. You accidentally summon a Dwarf Reality Elemental.
Corvus Glaive is set on Fire, and several Dwarf Fire Elementals are summoned on him.
"You don't understand! Every second, millions- no, billions of people are born. Every second! And each of them will live a life of pain and die a terrible death. The suffering and the pointless death can be avoided, but every second you put it off is bringing more evil into reality."
Sparks of energy fly from his Infinity Gauntlet.
"If you can stop the fighting and find a plan that will work without risking so many lives if it fails then I will aid in any way I can. I truly do want the best for as many people as possible."
40,000 damage! Armor conducts electricity very well, apparently.
You impale Corvus Glaive onto the Infinity Gauntlet, doing a solid 35,000 damage. This kills the alien.
His Glaive slowly starts glowing brighter.
Thanos is determined to not be shaken by the Paladin's Cake's words. He could be lying, or insane. He's a CAKE for crying out loud!
Speaking of, he has control over Reality now. He uses it to take control of The Cake, allowing him to locate it.
And crush it. With a Shotgoanna blast ("What? A Cake? Screw that noise.") and a fist of fury.
It is destroyed.
Ebony Maw begins recollecting junk from across the battlefield to reform his shield.
Cull Obsidian mob up against the Extras, dividing (120,000-10,000) by five. 22,000 damage to each Extra group.
Corvus Glaive's Glaive is glowing somewhat. The light it emits is... well, Corvus. Maybe that's why it's called that. Wait, then couldn't you just call it the Corvus Glaive? Or would that just get confusing? Wait, is Corvus Glaive just a manifestation of the Glaive's will or something?
Whoa dude.
Proxima Midnight snipes an A-List Actor for a critted 100,000 damage (-10,000 from AC).
The Fire Elementals scorch Corvus Glaive's corpse out of existence.
The Reality Elemental glares at the Reality Gem... you think. It doesn't really have eyes so you can't t- oh wait there, now it has eyes. Yup. Definitely glaring.
The A-list Actors have yet to be claimed by anyone. Oh well, they'll just use their super powers to shatter Ebony Maw's shield... almost. The B-list Actors finish it off, with 31,000 damage left over to deal directly.
The Extras begin constructing the Lab, which won't be able to be used until it's been fully constructed.
All of a sudden, some kinda magical magic-y kinda thing happens and a totally plot-relevant character is summoned. I- I mean they say "Oh hey guys its me, totally relevant charachter pweron"
Wait crap no that's dumb.
"Oh hey guys, it- nope, still dumb
"Hello my fellow hero people. I am here to chew bubble gum and chew bubble gum. I'm all out of gum so that purple gummy guy will have to suffice."
...No, this is stupid.
Okay, guys, for real. This is literally just my NOT AT ALL A SELF INSERT BECAUSE THE SECOND IT GOT REFERRED TO AS SUCH OR ANYTHING SIMILAR THE PROGRAM WOULD BAN IT. Probably. Anyways, go ahead and ask m- it any questions you may have. I- the thing can't interact directly too much, but it has one action per round. You can suggest what I- I mean it should do, if you want.
[PT-BOSS] Thanos. 197,000/500,000 Hp. 12 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks.
[A] Damaged Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Gems have (removed percentage/10) chance of slipping out. -10,000 attack.
[A] Shotgoanna. +40,000 damage. Bored!
[A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality.
[PT] Ebony Maw. 69,000/100,000 Hp. 0/125,000 Shp, Regen rate 30%.
[PT] Cull Obsidian. 80,300/250,000 Hp. 5 AC.
[PT] Corvus Glaive. 0/150,000 Hp.
[A] Corvus Glaive's Glaive. Ignores AC.
[PT] Proxima Midnight. 135,000/200,000 Hp. 50% Accuracy.
[N] Dwarf Reality Elemental. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Shifting.
[N] Dwarf Fire Elementals. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Clinging to Corvus Glaive's corpse. x4.
[A] SAFE! Lock: [0,0,0,0,0,0,0]. Who knows what's inside?
[AT] NOT A SELF INSERT. 90,000/90,000 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT.
[AT] A-list Actors. 68,000/200,000 Hp. 10 AC.
[AT] B-list Actors. 250,000/250,000 Hp. -10% dodge.
[AT-Dropop] Extras. 268,000/400,000 Hp. -10 AC. x 5. +10,000 Hp to Lab/round.
[AT-Dropop] Laboratory. 10,000/Insert maximum here Hp. Cannot act until it has been built to maximum Hp.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] 4 Fake cakes.
[AT] Flaming Mageye. 20/20 Hp. +2 AC for one round.
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$12,341]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight.
[AT] Dropop. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Space Gem. Allows control over Space.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Gem. Purple.
[AT] Heaven's Guardian. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind.
[AT] Blue Brigadier. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time.
Thanos Dop
There, that should work, I hope. Good luck guys. You've got Thanos down to less than half of his initial health. You can do this. Just don't screw it up.
Okay guys, wait. I know you've been trying to get past the auto-censor, but it's been blocking all attempts to. It only allows information to be passed by game entities, right?
Give me a bit...
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$12,345]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
You create a wall of Code around yourself, adding 2 AC at the cost of 4 dollars.
Thanos is debilitated by all the mental yelling, but he has the Mind Gem to solve that. Muting all but one of the voices, he has an easy time debunking your argumentless argument. He loses an action to this, though.
In fact, using only 9 charges, you manage to rip the Time Gem out of the Infinity Gauntet. Incredible.
Corvus Glaive takes a solid 45,000 damage from your attack. Incredible!
You respawn, and your action fails. Other than that, your post goes through.
"You're lying. You have to be. That makes no sense that... I...
No. Every element of this universe will bend to my whim. Even time. The future is meaningless if I can win in the now and ascend to the level of power greater than any that have come before. I have to."
-1 Action. 25,000 mental damage.
The lab will begin construction!
50,000 damage, and a Safe summoned!
You do nothing except feel pain and frustration. Neato.
30,000 damage (making it past his telekinetic shield by a bit) and Soul Gem stolen!
You feel... you don't quite know what this is. You look inside and see a nice field of grass. There's a farm. Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight's Soulcopies are chillin' inside. You could look further into them, scanning them. Or you could change the afterlife. It seems a bit boring right now, doesn't it?
Thanos is knocked over. Getting up is a pain, but he easily makes his armor and self lightweight using the Reality Gem. Still, there's an action gone, as well as 20,000 Hp.
He manages to block your initial onslaught with difficulty. He's already handled the argument you bring up numerous time in this very battle, so it does little other than to distract him.
Then, when you finally reveal your hand, it's already too late. With the strength of the Power Gem and the genius of your attack, you tear the Mind Gem right out of the Infinity Gauntlet. The minor side effect of this is that it is ABSOLUTELY SHREDDED! Loss to AC, attack effectiveness, Gem Usability and grip. Also, 20,000 damage on top of that.
Normally I'd say that if you want a Gem, go grab it yourself. However, you just got given the Mind Gem. You hear the psychic screams of the yadda yadda you can control Mind now. Conglaturation.
You channel minimal amounts of Reality into the Cake. Without the Gem, you can't channel much of it. You accidentally summon a Dwarf Reality Elemental.
Corvus Glaive is set on Fire, and several Dwarf Fire Elementals are summoned on him.
"You don't understand! Every second, millions- no, billions of people are born. Every second! And each of them will live a life of pain and die a terrible death. The suffering and the pointless death can be avoided, but every second you put it off is bringing more evil into reality."
Sparks of energy fly from his Infinity Gauntlet.
"If you can stop the fighting and find a plan that will work without risking so many lives if it fails then I will aid in any way I can. I truly do want the best for as many people as possible."
40,000 damage! Armor conducts electricity very well, apparently.
You impale Corvus Glaive onto the Infinity Gauntlet, doing a solid 35,000 damage. This kills the alien.
His Glaive slowly starts glowing brighter.
Thanos is determined to not be shaken by the Paladin's Cake's words. He could be lying, or insane. He's a CAKE for crying out loud!
Speaking of, he has control over Reality now. He uses it to take control of The Cake, allowing him to locate it.
And crush it. With a Shotgoanna blast ("What? A Cake? Screw that noise.") and a fist of fury.
It is destroyed.
Ebony Maw begins recollecting junk from across the battlefield to reform his shield.
Cull Obsidian mob up against the Extras, dividing (120,000-10,000) by five. 22,000 damage to each Extra group.
Corvus Glaive's Glaive is glowing somewhat. The light it emits is... well, Corvus. Maybe that's why it's called that. Wait, then couldn't you just call it the Corvus Glaive? Or would that just get confusing? Wait, is Corvus Glaive just a manifestation of the Glaive's will or something?
Whoa dude.
Proxima Midnight snipes an A-List Actor for a critted 100,000 damage (-10,000 from AC).
The Fire Elementals scorch Corvus Glaive's corpse out of existence.
The Reality Elemental glares at the Reality Gem... you think. It doesn't really have eyes so you can't t- oh wait there, now it has eyes. Yup. Definitely glaring.
The A-list Actors have yet to be claimed by anyone. Oh well, they'll just use their super powers to shatter Ebony Maw's shield... almost. The B-list Actors finish it off, with 31,000 damage left over to deal directly.
The Extras begin constructing the Lab, which won't be able to be used until it's been fully constructed.
All of a sudden, some kinda magical magic-y kinda thing happens and a totally plot-relevant character is summoned. I- I mean they say "Oh hey guys its me, totally relevant charachter pweron"
Wait crap no that's dumb.
"Oh hey guys, it- nope, still dumb
"Hello my fellow hero people. I am here to chew bubble gum and chew bubble gum. I'm all out of gum so that purple gummy guy will have to suffice."
...No, this is stupid.
Okay, guys, for real. This is literally just my NOT AT ALL A SELF INSERT BECAUSE THE SECOND IT GOT REFERRED TO AS SUCH OR ANYTHING SIMILAR THE PROGRAM WOULD BAN IT. Probably. Anyways, go ahead and ask m- it any questions you may have. I- the thing can't interact directly too much, but it has one action per round. You can suggest what I- I mean it should do, if you want.
[PT-BOSS] Thanos. 197,000/500,000 Hp. 12 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks.
[A] Damaged Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Gems have (removed percentage/10) chance of slipping out. -10,000 attack.
[A] Shotgoanna. +40,000 damage. Bored!
[A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality.
[PT] Ebony Maw. 69,000/100,000 Hp. 0/125,000 Shp, Regen rate 30%.
[PT] Cull Obsidian. 80,300/250,000 Hp. 5 AC.
[A] Corvus Glaive's Glaive. Ignores AC.
[PT] Proxima Midnight. 135,000/200,000 Hp. 50% Accuracy.
[N] Dwarf Reality Elemental. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Shifting.
[N] Dwarf Fire Elementals. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Clinging to Corvus Glaive's corpse. x4.
[A] SAFE! Lock: [0,0,0,0,0,0,0]. Who knows what's inside?
[AT] NOT A SELF INSERT. 90,000/90,000 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT.
[AT] A-list Actors. 68,000/200,000 Hp. 10 AC.
[AT] B-list Actors. 250,000/250,000 Hp. -10% dodge.
[AT-Dropop] Extras. 268,000/400,000 Hp. -10 AC. x 5. +10,000 Hp to Lab/round.
[AT-Dropop] Laboratory. 10,000/Insert maximum here Hp. Cannot act until it has been built to maximum Hp.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] 4 Fake cakes.
[AT] Flaming Mageye. 20/20 Hp. +2 AC for one round.
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$12,341]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight.
[AT] Dropop. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Space Gem. Allows control over Space.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Gem. Purple.
[AT] Heaven's Guardian. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind.
[AT] Blue Brigadier. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time.
Thanos Dop
There, that should work, I hope. Good luck guys. You've got Thanos down to less than half of his initial health. You can do this. Just don't screw it up.
How To Play:
- Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
- Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
- Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
- Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
- You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
- Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
- Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
- You don't have your artifacts on your person right now. However, you are starting with 10/50 charge, and your regular damage cap has been raised to 50,000. Take advantage of group charging mechanics to make things.
- You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
- You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
- Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.
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FlamingFlapjacks
Descendant, also Lord of Antarctica
- Location
- Wherever things are flammable
3/?? (+2 from OOC shit)
Hey, NOT A SELF INSERT, what should I buy with my newfound CASH MONEY?
I make a soulcopy of thanos. BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT.
I, and the Priceytag enter the soul gem, and tread over to the House. I wave to the soulcopies.
"Hello, friends! I am the bearer of the Soul Stone, and I come to speak with you?"
Hey, NOT A SELF INSERT, what should I buy with my newfound CASH MONEY?
I make a soulcopy of thanos. BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT.
I, and the Priceytag enter the soul gem, and tread over to the House. I wave to the soulcopies.
"Hello, friends! I am the bearer of the Soul Stone, and I come to speak with you?"
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MedievalParadox
Echeladder rank: Bravesprout
- Location
- Nowhere Important
First of All I notice nobody has claimed the A or B list actors and rally them to my side instead, dubbing the A-Listers Space Marines (Because they're awesome) and the B-Listers as Imperial Guardsmen, not as powerful but still strong humans willing to fight for Survival, after that I summon an Anvil above of Thanos's head, hoping to crush him like a pancake and then I open up the safe to see what's inside. or at Least I try to.
- Location
- USA East Coast
8/50: Charging
: And as luck would have it. He gains the infinity stone of mind. He intends to make quick work of it. Just focusing on his next, awesome attack.:
: And as luck would have it. He gains the infinity stone of mind. He intends to make quick work of it. Just focusing on his next, awesome attack.:
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- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
17/50
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I decide to show Thanos exactly why killing half of everything is a bad idea. First I show him an alternative: creating more resources for people. And life is good. And people are happy. And Thanos feels all of this because of the emotional simulation I'm sustaining in his brain.
(setup; payoff in second post)
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I decide to show Thanos exactly why killing half of everything is a bad idea. First I show him an alternative: creating more resources for people. And life is good. And people are happy. And Thanos feels all of this because of the emotional simulation I'm sustaining in his brain.
(setup; payoff in second post)
- Location
- Sea of Fragments
1/50
The right of demons to bear and grant Unit Designation is assured among many types. I christen NOT A SELF INSERT with title-name quiddity 'Pweron Dum', in order to be more easily referentiable. After all, most of us aren't self-inserts, so having an alias other than that would stand out more. I second recommending Pweron discuss a good idea for what to spend the CASH MONEY on. If simply granting Name does not require particular action power, I spend the rest of it on granting nobility, that they may have inexplicable nobility powers to insist they can do things and get their way by sufficient drama, stunts, and/or force of will, improving Pweron's action power.
The right of demons to bear and grant Unit Designation is assured among many types. I christen NOT A SELF INSERT with title-name quiddity 'Pweron Dum', in order to be more easily referentiable. After all, most of us aren't self-inserts, so having an alias other than that would stand out more. I second recommending Pweron discuss a good idea for what to spend the CASH MONEY on. If simply granting Name does not require particular action power, I spend the rest of it on granting nobility, that they may have inexplicable nobility powers to insist they can do things and get their way by sufficient drama, stunts, and/or force of will, improving Pweron's action power.
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- Location
- USA East Coast
10/50
Focus some more as he holds the Mind Stone, feeling the burden of the minds of a universe upon his shoulders as he speaks in a gentle voice.
" No worries, hopes and dreams prevail."
Focus some more as he holds the Mind Stone, feeling the burden of the minds of a universe upon his shoulders as he speaks in a gentle voice.
" No worries, hopes and dreams prevail."
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- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her
18/18 (using charge on this action)
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(payoff from previous action) (also using charge)
Then the simulation shifts. Now I'm showing Thanos exactly what will happen if he persists with killing half of everyone. All the pain from the deaths, all the additional disease and starvation and pain and fear from the inevitable societal collapse, he feels every last bit of it, from everyone in the universe. And I might have scaled it up a little, just for effect.
Thanos desperately wants to stop feeling this pain, the pain of a whole universe. But he can't. I've wired it directly into his brain. The only way for the pain to stop is for him to permanently change course, or for him to literally rip the simulation out of his head. And I'm not sure he can mess with brains that easily.
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(payoff from previous action) (also using charge)
Then the simulation shifts. Now I'm showing Thanos exactly what will happen if he persists with killing half of everyone. All the pain from the deaths, all the additional disease and starvation and pain and fear from the inevitable societal collapse, he feels every last bit of it, from everyone in the universe. And I might have scaled it up a little, just for effect.
Thanos desperately wants to stop feeling this pain, the pain of a whole universe. But he can't. I've wired it directly into his brain. The only way for the pain to stop is for him to permanently change course, or for him to literally rip the simulation out of his head. And I'm not sure he can mess with brains that easily.
- Location
- USA East Coast
11/50
Instead of charging constantly renewed with vigor. He got a idea.
Uses the Mind Stone to do a Mind whammy on Thanos. In his mind it echoes what he feels, to be the one half erased. Through the sins of all his previous victims.
He did this by making in synth mental patterns he got before the mission. With this in mind.
" Think yourself a God? Your just mad, a mad dog. Nothing more."
( Stun that mofo.)
Instead of charging constantly renewed with vigor. He got a idea.
Uses the Mind Stone to do a Mind whammy on Thanos. In his mind it echoes what he feels, to be the one half erased. Through the sins of all his previous victims.
He did this by making in synth mental patterns he got before the mission. With this in mind.
" Think yourself a God? Your just mad, a mad dog. Nothing more."
( Stun that mofo.)
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- Location
- 1
18/50
Cake Guy doesn't really talk, but if they did, they would probably be screaming in inarticulate fury.
They charge at Thanos, grab the Shotgoanna, and wrestle it into pointing directly at Thanos's face. Bang. It's not enough for Cake Guy. with a bit of telekinesis, they grab one of the giant cakes, and freeze time aroundthemselves. While partical physics are basically off in the time-stop (nothing from Thanos's body can move), they pull the cake over and compress it inside Thanos's stomach. time unfreezes. Nuclear fusion immediately, followed by an explosion from the pressure of cramming it so close together. At this point, they stop to take a breath.
Their cake keeps talking to thanos. Cake guy's too distracted to notice, or care.
Having been insulted by thanos, the Cake has stopped being so accomodating as to color all text gold.
"You did hear I'm not really a cake, right? I'm a descended from the future,who tried to control another descendant, and has only reached the point of inhabiting their constructs."
"Hence the Cake I'm inhabiting."
"Also, you know time travel exists, right?"
"Since you can't change anything you know of, the BEST move would have been to go back a few thousand years the instant you got the Time Gem! plan back there! think things through! maybe you don't even need all the gems! It's even worse now that you know your Snap WONT WORK."
"Sure, if you win then you MIGHT be able to make time happen differently. But if you were going to win, I Wouldn't Be Here! Conditional on such power, you could gain success, but with knowledge of a lack of visible success, The options reduce!"
"Now either you find a way to act invisibly, or you won't get the gems regardless! Nothing else would lead to me, here, now, talking to you!"
"LASTLY."
"While the Outcome of going straight to your plan if your plan is the only way is better then delaying if your plan is the only way, assuming your plan is considered moral..."
"Since we don't know your plan is the only way, the costs are not such."
"it is better to enact an as yet uncreated, non-killy plan if it is possible, and the killing only if that would fail. Since we know not whether the first will work, trying to act before thinking through it would be at a cost of 50% of the current population, multiplied by the probability of other plans."
"On the other hand,not acting during the time it takes to go to the past- during which you wouldn't have finished the plan in either case, as this fight is not so uneven- costs..."
"by my reconning, 0.0000000339069781% Of the population of the universe per second travelling to the past Actually Delays resolution."
"Taking into account the machinations of time, I would say the chance of your plan working is well below 10%, while the chances of there being an alternative near even."
"COMPREHENDO?"
Cake Guy doesn't really talk, but if they did, they would probably be screaming in inarticulate fury.
They charge at Thanos, grab the Shotgoanna, and wrestle it into pointing directly at Thanos's face. Bang. It's not enough for Cake Guy. with a bit of telekinesis, they grab one of the giant cakes, and freeze time aroundthemselves. While partical physics are basically off in the time-stop (nothing from Thanos's body can move), they pull the cake over and compress it inside Thanos's stomach. time unfreezes. Nuclear fusion immediately, followed by an explosion from the pressure of cramming it so close together. At this point, they stop to take a breath.
Their cake keeps talking to thanos. Cake guy's too distracted to notice, or care.
Having been insulted by thanos, the Cake has stopped being so accomodating as to color all text gold.
"You did hear I'm not really a cake, right? I'm a descended from the future,who tried to control another descendant, and has only reached the point of inhabiting their constructs."
"Hence the Cake I'm inhabiting."
"Also, you know time travel exists, right?"
"Since you can't change anything you know of, the BEST move would have been to go back a few thousand years the instant you got the Time Gem! plan back there! think things through! maybe you don't even need all the gems! It's even worse now that you know your Snap WONT WORK."
"Sure, if you win then you MIGHT be able to make time happen differently. But if you were going to win, I Wouldn't Be Here! Conditional on such power, you could gain success, but with knowledge of a lack of visible success, The options reduce!"
"Now either you find a way to act invisibly, or you won't get the gems regardless! Nothing else would lead to me, here, now, talking to you!"
"LASTLY."
"While the Outcome of going straight to your plan if your plan is the only way is better then delaying if your plan is the only way, assuming your plan is considered moral..."
"Since we don't know your plan is the only way, the costs are not such."
"it is better to enact an as yet uncreated, non-killy plan if it is possible, and the killing only if that would fail. Since we know not whether the first will work, trying to act before thinking through it would be at a cost of 50% of the current population, multiplied by the probability of other plans."
"On the other hand,not acting during the time it takes to go to the past- during which you wouldn't have finished the plan in either case, as this fight is not so uneven- costs..."
"by my reconning, 0.0000000339069781% Of the population of the universe per second travelling to the past Actually Delays resolution."
"Taking into account the machinations of time, I would say the chance of your plan working is well below 10%, while the chances of there being an alternative near even."
"COMPREHENDO?"
- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
Charging: 19/50
"Yes! I have all the time I need!" The alien does a quick victory dance. He then looks down at his wrist controller. "Please say I had that installed. Please say I had that installed." The alien smiles as he finds a button with an hourglass on it. "Yes. This thing is supposed to run on T.A.R.D.I.S.es, but this should work too." He presses the button. A green vortex opens in front of him. Over the portal, a gray bar reads "0 actions later." He adjusts a few settings and it reads "21 actions later." Within the portal, the figure of the Blue Brigader sits, looking bored. "What took you so long?" the future alien asks. "It's so boring around here." "Sorry," his past self responds. "I had to make sure you were ready." "I've been ready me. You should know this." "You know, we should just get to getting." "That's exactly what I said when I was you." "Shush." "Fine, fine. I'll let me take all of the credit." "You know what, just stop, okay? Please?" "Fine, but only because you're me." "Finally." The future one smirks at the past one's frown. The future one presses a button on his future wrist controller. Fifty charges from the future slowly expend themselves as a blue fire appears in his hand. He slowly slides the fire onto his past self's hand. "Here you go. You already thought of this by now, right?" "Of course I did. This works, right?" "You know I can't tell you that." The one from the future steps back through the portal and leaves. The current one sight. "Am I really that much of a jerk in the future?" he mutters. The fire begins to grow within his hand. "Oh, right. My hand's on fire. Let's see. What is this again? Uuh..." He thinks back to his time in Stanglose Academy. He sees himself reading a textbook. On the left page of the textbook, it describes a colossus of space. A great, yellow terror spawned from the depths of the Raqutry Mountain on the terrifying planet of Yentrail. There, living is a constant struggle, having to endure harsh, ever chilling winds, monsters that form canyons with single a single step, and terrain almost entirely composed of rocky spikes. From the beginning, the goliath had never been cut out for the terrain, originating as a gelatinous blob. It spent the first seven hundred years of existence growing within its ever frozen cave. Then, one cycle, one of the terrifying beasts that inhabit the surface destroyed its home. It was forced to grow a solid, frozen exterior to protect itself from the world around. It began consuming the creatures around it, trying to learn to fight and hunt. Eventually, it found that the only enemy remaining to it was the planet itself. It slowly built up heat within itself. Its outer shell melts and the planet begins to burn. The primordial goop expands out and encompasses the planet. It takes the stone and rock of it and creates a new outer shell. It creates arms and legs, powered by the core of the planet. Finally, it searches out throughout the galaxy, annihilating civilizations just to build upon its great arsenal.
Upon the next page, it would describe the properties of the being and the blue fire that powers it. However, the alien was too busy messing around with the new gaming system they installed on his wrist controller to care.
The alien stops reminiscing. He stares blankly at the fire in his hand and just decides to do something with it. He closes the hand holding the fire and opens the hand that isn't. He then lets the fire holding hand open slightly and the flame leaps into this hand. He fully opens his empty hand and starts to draw symbols in the air. The fire in his hand starts to take the shape of these symbols. The symbols read in an old language,"We Protect. We Suffer. We Retaliate." The words fly forwards and burn themselves into Thanos's forehead. Thanos tries to remove the fire, but the fire remains unmoving. The fire suddenly dies down. It then returns, stronger than ever. Thanos's skin has fully charred. His skin feels as if it is about to melt off of the bone. The alien presses another button on his wrist controller. A flamethrower pops up from within the controller. He presses another button and fire explodes out of the torch. The fire hits the spot where the blue fire is and it melds with it. The fire grows, enveloping his entire face in a righteous, blue burn. Thanos's skin has melted off. His bones burn from the exposure to the everlasting burn. A quizzical look grows on the alien's face. "I wonder if past me had a good one liner for this."
"Yes! I have all the time I need!" The alien does a quick victory dance. He then looks down at his wrist controller. "Please say I had that installed. Please say I had that installed." The alien smiles as he finds a button with an hourglass on it. "Yes. This thing is supposed to run on T.A.R.D.I.S.es, but this should work too." He presses the button. A green vortex opens in front of him. Over the portal, a gray bar reads "0 actions later." He adjusts a few settings and it reads "21 actions later." Within the portal, the figure of the Blue Brigader sits, looking bored. "What took you so long?" the future alien asks. "It's so boring around here." "Sorry," his past self responds. "I had to make sure you were ready." "I've been ready me. You should know this." "You know, we should just get to getting." "That's exactly what I said when I was you." "Shush." "Fine, fine. I'll let me take all of the credit." "You know what, just stop, okay? Please?" "Fine, but only because you're me." "Finally." The future one smirks at the past one's frown. The future one presses a button on his future wrist controller. Fifty charges from the future slowly expend themselves as a blue fire appears in his hand. He slowly slides the fire onto his past self's hand. "Here you go. You already thought of this by now, right?" "Of course I did. This works, right?" "You know I can't tell you that." The one from the future steps back through the portal and leaves. The current one sight. "Am I really that much of a jerk in the future?" he mutters. The fire begins to grow within his hand. "Oh, right. My hand's on fire. Let's see. What is this again? Uuh..." He thinks back to his time in Stanglose Academy. He sees himself reading a textbook. On the left page of the textbook, it describes a colossus of space. A great, yellow terror spawned from the depths of the Raqutry Mountain on the terrifying planet of Yentrail. There, living is a constant struggle, having to endure harsh, ever chilling winds, monsters that form canyons with single a single step, and terrain almost entirely composed of rocky spikes. From the beginning, the goliath had never been cut out for the terrain, originating as a gelatinous blob. It spent the first seven hundred years of existence growing within its ever frozen cave. Then, one cycle, one of the terrifying beasts that inhabit the surface destroyed its home. It was forced to grow a solid, frozen exterior to protect itself from the world around. It began consuming the creatures around it, trying to learn to fight and hunt. Eventually, it found that the only enemy remaining to it was the planet itself. It slowly built up heat within itself. Its outer shell melts and the planet begins to burn. The primordial goop expands out and encompasses the planet. It takes the stone and rock of it and creates a new outer shell. It creates arms and legs, powered by the core of the planet. Finally, it searches out throughout the galaxy, annihilating civilizations just to build upon its great arsenal.
Upon the next page, it would describe the properties of the being and the blue fire that powers it. However, the alien was too busy messing around with the new gaming system they installed on his wrist controller to care.
The alien stops reminiscing. He stares blankly at the fire in his hand and just decides to do something with it. He closes the hand holding the fire and opens the hand that isn't. He then lets the fire holding hand open slightly and the flame leaps into this hand. He fully opens his empty hand and starts to draw symbols in the air. The fire in his hand starts to take the shape of these symbols. The symbols read in an old language,"We Protect. We Suffer. We Retaliate." The words fly forwards and burn themselves into Thanos's forehead. Thanos tries to remove the fire, but the fire remains unmoving. The fire suddenly dies down. It then returns, stronger than ever. Thanos's skin has fully charred. His skin feels as if it is about to melt off of the bone. The alien presses another button on his wrist controller. A flamethrower pops up from within the controller. He presses another button and fire explodes out of the torch. The fire hits the spot where the blue fire is and it melds with it. The fire grows, enveloping his entire face in a righteous, blue burn. Thanos's skin has melted off. His bones burn from the exposure to the everlasting burn. A quizzical look grows on the alien's face. "I wonder if past me had a good one liner for this."
- Location
- Sea of Fragments
2/50
@OverlordVan . Charge progresses automatically and you get one stone-use a round. Take actions in the meantime.
I use my keyblade to unlock the Safe with magic unlocking power! Let's see what's inside.
@OverlordVan . Charge progresses automatically and you get one stone-use a round. Take actions in the meantime.
I use my keyblade to unlock the Safe with magic unlocking power! Let's see what's inside.
- Location
- USA East Coast
Null!
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- Location
- A Random Dimension in the Infinite Multiverse
8/50
Neo looks at Thanos, and sees the gem count. One more to go. He also notes the fact that the gauntlet was significantly more damaged by his prior assault than he had presumed it would. He can use this.
8 charge expended.
Neo looks at the stone, and then, he pulls out one of his pocket spacial displacement devices. Tossing it so that it gets lodged in one of the cracks on the reality gem's slot on the gauntlet, the displacer pulls the gem inexorably out of the gauntlet, into the paired displacer. Said displacer is currently somewhere between the cake paladin and karpinsky. Since grabbing a free gem is a free action, if this works, and either want it, they need only go for it. If not, the paladin is the one who can grab it, since he retains an action, which he could use to slip it free.
Neo looks at Thanos, and sees the gem count. One more to go. He also notes the fact that the gauntlet was significantly more damaged by his prior assault than he had presumed it would. He can use this.
8 charge expended.
Neo looks at the stone, and then, he pulls out one of his pocket spacial displacement devices. Tossing it so that it gets lodged in one of the cracks on the reality gem's slot on the gauntlet, the displacer pulls the gem inexorably out of the gauntlet, into the paired displacer. Said displacer is currently somewhere between the cake paladin and karpinsky. Since grabbing a free gem is a free action, if this works, and either want it, they need only go for it. If not, the paladin is the one who can grab it, since he retains an action, which he could use to slip it free.