DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

The Ego · Apr 15, 2019

Thanos Skele

JOEbob said:
1 CP
Lab: Scan The Cake, find out what's new!
BONUS: scan Megacorp.
Cake Guy [1] "OE NOES! MY GUD FRINDE And pastry THE CAKE OF MINE is ingurededededeDIFIED! I MOST HEL DEPM! they are LOVAL CAEK SUBGECT LIK MEH! WER ENDANGER SPECES!"
IM AM QUCK! I get mush cake and make it gouda cake! the cheesecake is so good, it cheeses mny gufriendedEIDIEDNIEXD BACKS TO FUL HELTSH
[0 JOE] "Oh by the way CAKEIOCKAKAKEIOPEKOIEK! Actions have changed to 3/R somehow!"
Cake Guy [1] I AM NOD AT MY FRINEStop Narrating. BUT AM SUCH No, you're actually terrible at it. Trust me, this is better for everyone. besides, it's the least I can do. AWwWWW... Oki...Aherm. Cake guy acknowledges his Cakes advice, then turns to look at Thanos. Seeing the lack of BLUE on Thanos, he quickly picks up a cake from the bakery. Having Equipped his weapon of choice, he turns towards Thanos and... offers him the WHY. NO. Why. U SAID U NARAT GUD! let meh do ME SHTUFFF. ...Fine. He offers Thanos the... 'newest in cake technology: The Crunchy Frog Cake'. Thanos somehow knows the Crunchy Frog Cake is exactly what it says it is, and eats it. Soon after, Cake Man informs him the Crunchy Frog Cake was made with 100% Authentic, organic frog bones, only the finest of frogs, fed on non-gmo wheat, and seasoned with an exquisite blend of sugar and honey.
Thanos is more then strong-willed enough to avoid vomitting, but then he realizes he's not a human, which means there's no reason for human foods to be digestible to him,and vomits anyway. As Thanos is distracted, Cake Guy... what. ok, he changes into morphCookie form, lays a pastrybomb, and uses the explosion to execute a cookiesprinkle into the Infinity Gauntlet. On impact, for an instant reality is confused by the speeds involved, resulting in Cake Guy being inside one of the Gems- specifically, the reality gem. Due to the unique propertys of the ...cookiesprinkle variant of the shinesprinkle... it can destroy things that cannot otherwise be destroyed. Specifically, apple Crumble blocks are known to be uniquely destroyable by cookiesprinkles. This type of block is special in several ways, but the most notable is it is otherwise only destroyable from a specific direction.
Now, obviously the Reality Gem isn't an apple crumble block. but the gauntlet its held in is Crumbling... and since the only way to destroy crumbling things is with a cookiesprinkle... the Socket the Gem is in begins to crumble further.
Cake Guy [1] Now, Cake Guy is still glitched Inside the Gem, and since Gem use is generally requires contact and the method by which Thanos achieved contact is crumbling, They get control of the Reality Gem. With its powers, they channel untold amounts of reality into... into... for petes sake. I can see why but... come On.
...Into converting the 'Reality' element in this vicinity... into a 'Cake' element.
...Reality is now cakes on a fundamental level. Just like the cakes original statline said.

{CJOEbob action one.}
Priceytag still has money, huh? I set up some code to, once the next action and this one are done, transfer all remaining Priceytag money (back?) to Pweron Dum's credit card.
At Any Rate,I see we have a lot of bosses. Now, it won't be long before the Cake's invincible, but the megacorp kinda stops that from Fixing the problem. But Bismark had a plan. Bismark, Always, Had a Plan.
Anyway, Bismark isn't exactly relevent. back to logical statements.
After some thought, I've determined there is one thing that really needs buying.
Do you know what it is?
It's very simple.
Godmodder Fuel.

You see, there's a type of thing- void crystals or something- which Pionoplayer once confirmed were super valuable. I saw something that could be them, and asked piono if I could trade them to get Godmodder Fuel.
Piono said yes, if i found them (I didn't).
This confirms the possibility of Buying Godmodder Fuel.
So I do. Half my budget for this, I spend on Fuel on the standard market. The Other half goes in the Safe with the note 'Godmodder fuel. will give LOTS OF MONEY. AS IN LOTS. money acts as charge points in certain time periods.'

[0] but tog, you said earlier:
|||||||, the Arbiter03/24/2019 EOJian matter is a newly formed Element designed specifically to counter JOE in case of them becoming too powerful. It has a chemical tendency to disrupt long posts, poor balancing and jargon.
(...)
|||||||, the Arbiter03/24/2019 Despite being exceedingly rare and practically useless, the EOJian rise to Elementhood has been supported by the Council as a failsafe in case of JOE ever unlocking their true potential.

This proves elementhood is decidable and changeable!...unless it was shiptoast.

Your posts are way too long. I hate it.

Anyways, you already have the stats for The Cake. As for the Megacorp:

[AT-BOSS]
Megacorp Cakery.
A massive institution designed to support mass production of cakes. Owned by some stupid megacorp, currently in the service of Pastry Paladin.
500,000/500,000 Hp. Incapable of attacking.
Cake: 4/10. At ten, will summon a bunch of cakes (of types decided by the person who fires the charge off). Can be increased by spending actions baking. Otherwise will increase at a rate of 1/round.

You heal CGC by 6 Hp.

Your logic is ehh, so instead of changing Reality, you just remove the Gem a solid 60%.

Entity ordered.

Nedben said:
FOCUS + 3/30 -> 0/30: Despara pulls out an extended Gae Bolg and stabs Thanos right through every single one of their bodyguards, zigzagging through all the hoards' hearts and leaving plenty of space to shank Thanos on the end. The legendary Corvus Glaive Shish Kebab is then used as one of those confusing anime aircannons and a bat to hit Thanos with all the collected bodyguards. There's no way they can jump in the way of being the ammo and crushing Thanos under the pile while they're impaled right through their vital organs and central bodies for maximum pole-smashing impact like some kind of freaky bodyguard-covered abacus, so Thanos will have to do something to stop that!

Also, Despara issues a standing (read: remains in force every turn) order to the Actors to, if not given any other orders, attack whoever's bodyguarding Thanos, or if there are no bodyguards in the way, attack Thanos. Seriously, the autoattack AI in this game needs to be fixed...

Thanos' Bodyguard's are stopped from damaging the Mad Titan by slamming into each other. 35,000 damage to each, but they don't actually hit Thanos.

Standing Orders provided.

JOEbob said:
[JOEbob action two]
having obtained Godmodder Fuel (and probably, as a result of spending so much money on such a strange set of purchases so quickly, becoming more talked-about), I take the next step of my newly-formed plan.
You see, I have insider information on reality. I charter a mental protection shield of immense scale,an energy drill, and a voidship. Quickly, I reach a very special universe. A Forgotten world. Well. Forgotten for now, at least.
I fly to the universe of Renewal and pierce a hole in the shield. Oh, I'd love to set things in my favour, but it's already happened. If I set things in my favour before the time i've seen, it's a waste of resources, from my perspective. So I won't. But I do go. For... well, two reasons.
One. This planet is home to untold masses of lost technology and magic. The C Mech Omega is just one example. Again, I can't take anything... well, unless it comes after the Chasm.
And one thing that never showed up before the Chasm...? Godmodder Chambers. Which I very strongly suspect existed- or will? time's weird- here. So I scour the world for one.

When I return, a special waypoint placed, the defences of the world re-established, money spent, voidship destroyed (No Traces!), and -given the urgency of my spending and the level of the shield likely there-a thousand or several dollars lighter,I return with a Godmodder Chamber stored securely in my inventory.

Cake Orders: If 2+ Godmodder fuel is available, The Cake recieves one. (Cake Guy will Not be given Godmodder fuel. The mental defences inherent would leave me unable to control him.)
Actors+extras- work in the bakery. do it.Bakery- Note you have an attachement for the lab if that helps anything, and make cakes.
Ice elementals help the Cake somehow.
The Cake uses its action to convert the bakery cakes into entities. preferably ones with Bodyguard capabilities, but really it's not picky. Cake is Cake!
Reality Elemental does whatever it wants but helps cake forces somehow.

Entities ordered.

KitRougard said:
"Alright, people, take advantage of that Slag they're pegged with, they're vulnerable! I have more obnoxious droids to deal with."

Actions 1 and 2: One barrage each on those damn droids. Medbots suck, but electricity and robots means GLITCHING AND MALFUNCTIONING! Medical robots malfunctioning was always fun.

Action 3: 1 AP +2 CP = 3 AP
Assuming each attack eats 3 ammo points in the clip, I still have 1 point of ammo. So I'll just aim down the barrel and peg Thanos' Gauntlet right in the WAY too many gems.
At worst, I suffer for this.
At best, I distract away one of his actions, maybe knock out one of his Stones... And suffer for it.

Ammo is consumed at 1/action/target. Thus, 6 shots only nets you six attacks. I will assume those were focused on Squad A, doing way more damage than is necessary to kill them all. Radical.

With your last shot, you shred the Infinity Gauntlet further, increasing the likelihood that Gems will fall out as well as decreasing Thanos' based damage. With the gun empty of Ammo, you toss it away.

DCCCV said:
5/30.
All three actions are used to charge.

You charge.

Dragon Of Hope said:
Have 4 charge, not sure about after. I make a gold hilt.

You make a gold hilt. Wow.

Karpinsky said:
Entity Orders:
All Actors, focus on the Corvus Glaive Hoard! Fire Elementals, keep heating the Gauntlet!
~~~~~~~
FOCUS:
I offer to help out Medibot Squad B with some patented Titanwound Cleanser, guaranteed to heal! In fact, I replace the Medibots' entire inventory with TItanwound Cleanser!

Let me explain what Titanwound Cleanser does. On just about everyone, it cleanses titanic wounds. On Titans, it cleanses them by applying wounds until their HP drops to 0, at which point the Titan has been cleansed out of existence.

You put [Titanwound Cleanser] into the [healing juice box] and turn the Thanos [in danger].

Ender_Smirk said:
Yet again, Neo looks at Thanos. He sees all those gems, but sees one as most pressing. Now that there is no longer that blue aura, the gems are free to be pried away. Time to get to work.

Action 1 and 2) Neo pulls out a yellow four pointed star. He throws it like a shuriken, aiming straight at the Time Stone. As he does so, he opens up the panels in front of his core, making a burst of light erupt from him, keeping anyone from being able to see what is happening. By the time the light dissipates, the star had landed wherever it was. Neo's scans, however, tell him it was a bullseye. It is now attached, although it is no longer visible, nor tangible to anything but the stone itself, to the Time Stone.
Actions 3 and any necessary CP) Neo then opens up a panel in his forearm. The panel has quite a few buttons on it. One is special, however. On it, is simply the word DETERMINATION. He presses it, bringing up two options: Save, and Load. He presses Save.
He watches Thanos's movements, who is now very likely to be physically moving, since he had been trapped last turn, and had called it inconvenient. He walks warily to Thanos's previous location, and then, as Thanos seems far enough away for comfort, Neo presses Load. Suddenly, the star appears in front of him, and falling from it, into his outstretched hand, is the time stone, which just as suddenly had flashed green, and winked out of the Infinity Gauntlet.

Unfortunately, Thanos fails to move much despite his freedom. He's still cowering behind his guards, after all. Still, you manage to yank the Gem out a solid 30% of the way out for a mere single action. The rest are converted into CP instead of wasted. Because I am benevolent.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charged: 1 CP
Scene 1 - "I totally trust that deal." The Blue Brigadier presses the replicator button on his wrist controller. A keyboard pops out as well as a small nozzle. He types "wood" into it. The nozzle stirs to life and starts vibrating. The alien is shaken around by the pure force of the machine. The nozzle starts to hum as a strange ooze is pumped out of it. It creates one glop and rotates over. It creates another, and then another. The vibration stops and the humming comes to an end. The oozes shift and grow. They each take on the form of wood. The alien goes to pick them up, but then the wood becomes liquid again and continue to grow. The alien decides there's nothing he can do but wait. The glops reform a minute later, but this time they're different. What once were featureless planks of wood are now small treants. The alien stares at these, mystified. "I'm a Sci-Fi guy, how did I get these magical little trees?" The treant get up and walk towards the alien. They just stand there, watching to see what he will do. After another minute of the two groups staring at each other, one of the treants step forwards onto the Blue Brigadier's toe. He cries out in pain and picks up the three little treants. He throws them into the SAFE without remorse. He tosses in a note that reads "Three wood for two sheep. Good trade," and slams the door of the safe shut, waiting for his two sheep.
Scenes 2 and 3 - The Blue Brigadier decides to test these new mechanics. He plugs the wrist controller into its charger and just waits for it to gain MORE ENERGY! (+2 CP).

The SAFE accepts your offer. A minute later (surprisingly long), you receive two sheep. They glare at you with the hunger of immortal beasts who have been kept from nourishment for far to long.
Probably because that's what they are.

Winkins said:
5 Charges + 1 Charge(Action used) -> 6 Charges

The Loony starts shouting something about a Skeleton and doping but was quickly ignored by everyone as to not catch the crazy.

Once the Loony gets that out of his system, he fiddles with the dust left on the lunar slingshot and with it, made a Moon Redirector in the case it starts moving again.

As for the new item he got from the handy SAFE, he takes one of the Moonchunks and start merging one of lightning bolt into the Moonchunk, With HIGH VOLTAGE resistant gloves of course. The end results in a moon chunk that seems to generate exessive amount of lightning... What would its moon look like if this was a chunk...? Actually, scratch that, it would be electrifying.

He quickly stores it in a suitable space to contain the absurd voltage it is creating and tries to figure out how to control the moon to not obliterate the AT team.

You begin to direct The Moon off-course while fidgeting with things...

Thanos uses the Mind Gem to set up some Mental Defenses around his brain.
He then scans The Game Master and ||| || ||||| |||||| ||| |||| || thank god he set up those Mental Defenses. They, unfortunately, do not make out as well as he does.
He unfreezes the Moon, and uses the Time Gem to speed up the Corvus Glaive charge on the Corvus Mech, summoning a half-dozen Corvus Glaives.
Following that, he Teleports Loony onto the top of The Moon, throwing their directing off-course and also setting them up to die along with whoever The Moon hits.
Finally, he uses the Reality Gem t-
He notices [REDACTED]'s sneaky trick and transforms the nature of Titanwound Cleaner into something which cleans his wounds in a heal-y way. There's an action gone. Darn.

The Moon crashes into the Corvus Mech, destroying it (and Loony) instantly.
Crap.
The Corvus Mech, being a BOSS, has many devastating effects when it dies. First and foremost is the massive explosion that rocks the battlefield. Glaive splinters are sent flying all across the battlefield. Somehow, they all land on AT entities only, though. BOSSes really suck. A BUNCH of damage done. All that remains of the BOSS are some splinters and spoils. The freed souls of Corvus Glaive, meanwhile, seek new hosts elsewhere on the battlefield. They find them in the Sheep.

The mercenaries all loot the Corvus Mech's spoils. They then stab and shoot at the CGC for 12 damage. This leaves him at 1 Hp.
Seeing the opportunity, one of the Corvus Glaive hoard breaks away from the Thanos barricade to slap CGC to death. He nabs the Priceytag. The rest continue looting things and bodyguarding.
Medibot squad B heal Thanos for 10,000 hp each. Fortunately for him, he changed the Titanwound Cleaner to a generic healing substance.
The reinforcements land. Out pop several Loopity Skoops, as well as Nostrilshot. Oh boy.

The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.

The Game Master moves towards True Neo. It cannot take this one, though. It instead turns to Flaming Mageye. It faces him for a moment... and then flashes. Within an instant, a tendril has pierced The Player a tendril has pierced The Player The Player is gone The Player vanishes.
At the same time, The Game Master raises its wings raises its arms. It extends them out towards Thanos. The air around The Mad Titan crackles with static reality around The Mad Titan buzzes with an ethereal wrongness. The Mad Titan is gone The Mad Titan vanishes.
The Game Master extends a tendril of itself into the one named Pweron Dum. The Insult's disappearance is not noticed by itself as it happens.

The Fire Elementals consume some cake particles from the air, growing slightly stronger.
The A-list Actors and B-list Actors bake in the cakery.
The Ice Elementals begin bodyguarding The Cake.
The Reality Elemental also bakes.
The Lab sits around, not being manned.

[PT-BOSS] Thanos. 118,000/500,000 Hp. 12 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks.
[A] Damaged Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Gems have (removed percentage/8) chance of slipping out. -20,000 attack. Being heated by the captured Fire Elementals.
[A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality. 60% out.
[A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind.
[A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time. 30% out.
[A] Space Gem. Allows control over Space.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight.

[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 150,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 1/5. Mortars: 1/4. Ninja Swarm: 1/6.
[PT] Corvus Glaive Hoard. 115,000/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Thanos. x2
[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 3/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 1/3. The G stands for Glaive.
[PT] Corvus Glaive Hoard. 115,000/150,000 Hp.
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$9,161]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[PT] Loopity Skoops. 50,000/50,000 Hp. x3
[N] Medibot squad B. 40,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Healing Thanos with Titanwound Cleaner. x5
[N] Mercenary Squad A. 15,000/30,000 Hp.
[A] Flame Throwers: 1/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 3/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[N] Mercenary Squad B. 15,000/30,000 Hp. (Slagged)
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[N] Mercenary Squad C. 15,000/30,000 Hp.
[A] Tesla Canon: 1/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. Possessed by Corvus Glaives. Plural. x2

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[???] The Game Master. Face of Fear. Face of Glee. Face of Rage.

[A] High Voltage Lunar Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect fired moons.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Crate of... Animal Masks?

[AT] Pweron Dum. 59/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.

~~~~[AT-BOSS-Flaming Mageye]~~ Pile of splinters.~~
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 150,000/250,000 HP. Knight of Kake: 3/6. To me, confectionarians: 3/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [4]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elementals. 20,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK]. x3
[AT-Pastry Paladin-BOSS] Megacorp Cakery. 400,000/500,000 Hp. Cake: 5/10.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Dwarf Reality Elemental. 2,000/3,000 Hp. Supporting Cake I guess?.
[AT] A-list Actors. 112,000/200,000 Hp. 10 AC. (Can bake)
[AT] B-list Actors. 160,000/250,000 Hp. (Can bake)
[AT-Dropop] Extras. 62,000/400,000 Hp. -10 AC. x 2. (Can bake)
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 400,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 8/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Ready.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 3/3. READY!
[AT-REDACTED] Dwarf Fire Elementals. 4,000/4,000 Hp. x4.
[AT-REDACTED] Cherry Bombs. 1/1 Hp. No target. x3
[AT] Dropop. 10/20 Hp. Not actually vulnerable.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Finger. Choose which finger to equip it to.
[AT] Heaven's Guardian. 0/20 Hp.
~~[AT]~~ Cake Guy's Cake. 0/20 Hp.
~~[AT]~~ Loony. 0/20 Hp.
[AT] Blue Brigadier. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Acidic Spray: 3/3.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp.
[A-Part] <==|
[A-Part] <==|

Thanos Skeledop

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

The Ego · Apr 19, 2019

Thanos Skeledop

Karpinsky said:
Entity Orders:
All Actors, take out the Corvus Glaive Hoard!
~~~~~~~
FOCUS:
Funny thing, Titanwound Cleanser. It's great at healing stuff. It's also great at burning. In fact, most of the reviews from it are in the vein of "HOW CAN IT BE SO FLAMMABLE?!"

So if I accidentally introduce some sparks to the Titanwound Cleanser (which I did), it should burn the Medibot Squad B, or at least burn away their supply of healing materials, along with summoning some Fire Elementals as a byproduct.

I politely ask the new Fire Elementals to finish off the Medibots.

You explodify the Medibots for 100,000 damage, summoning a Fire Elemental or two as well. All entities ordered.

JOEbob said:
place
"aaaaAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Why are you yelling oh cake of mine? are you nau FINJE???
"I lost the thing where I act on my own you idio... ahem, sorry. I lost the thing where I get , they act instantly, if at all possible.
[Bonus-conditional: If Priceytag as dropped, I pick it up.]
Action2A) If Priceytag, do last rounds first CGC action
Action2B) Else, Quickly am run over to fallen moonchucks. I then run off to find the moon. Since the moon has been fired, even if it came to a stop, it can be redirected by the chucks. Once I find the chucks, I use them to redirect the moon directly into the Corvus Glaives, and then the nostril shot as a secondary priority.
[Bonus-conditional: If Priceytag as dropped, I pick it up.]
Action3A) If Priceytag, do Last rounds second CGC if first already done, else do last rounds first and expend 1CP to preform its second.
Action3B) ANNOW I TROW CAIK at CarVUSH GLIAV, Ann its succch gud caik he cantnt' beer to do anythinm byt yeat ut., so he ocnsume the cika and its such good that its mush takes his acshion and mebeb even replaces it with my own! And if it replaces his acshiition it becomes spending a litle money to heal The Cakeekekekekek!

Entity Ordergestions:
Ice elementals multitask baking and bodyguarding (How'd the cake take damage when being guarded, huh? Also, how are 3 ice elementals worth 50-60C/$?), reality elemental bakes,The Cake works on putting itself back together and/or baking new cakes. On that note, the specials didn't uptick this round or maybe last round, the cake didn't do anything i can see, and the Bakery only got one new cake even though someone was there baking cakes. three someones, in fact. so the bakery should have 8/10 cakes, and 10/10 at rounds end.
The Megacorp Bakery summon is to be 'Cake Guys Other Nigh-identical cake which is also inhabited by JOEbob' and it's like CGC but with the new action system.*
Its 'orders' are to get and use the priceytag if possible, or else try to improve The Cakes Position as much as possible in whatever way seems most practical after the earlier parts of the EOTB.
*If KoK-ness is enough to do so, its health should also be similar to a Godmodders. a man can hope.

Whoops, deleted an action there by accident. Knew something was wrong. Anyways, thanks for being very calm and understanding with my error and not at all exploding at me with a rant in your next post!
Anyways, the A-List Actors will act first in the Dop this round.

Action two spent charging, as I wouldn't want to waste your time by shooting it down with a simple "what the gorilla are moonchucks and why do you think they are on the field right now?".

Corvus Glaive is also distacted!

Entities ordered.

Nedben said:
0/30
SHE'S GONE
Despara goes to the lab!

Action 1 + bonus: Use the lab's sciency things and general Descendant power to scan The Game Master. Antiobfuscatory scanner beams, antihypnotic telescopes, typing stat information into Space Google, and manning the radar stations! Since the lab equipment is not vulnerable to such cheap tricks as extreme defenses because mental protection is standard in these kinds of things, it should be fine.

Action 2: With the power of laboratory microwaves (both kitchen and industrial), Despara explodes the Corvus Glaive hoard. Burn!

Action 3: Despara does science to help that science meter go faster and also fill in the various lab scenes this movie has. Physics guns, chemistry, weird material accumulation testing, whatever it is this lab was researching, SCIENCE!

If the special snowflakes haven't been deployed, now would be a good time so Despara gets that cannon/canon firing already to deal with the Corvus Glaive hoard. If this takes an action to operate, sacrifice Action 3 to do so.

You attempt to scan The Game Master, despite knowing how terrible and difficult doing so allegedly is. Initially, you have trouble penetrating the thick antimemetic veil obscuring its true nature from yourself. Like, you can clearly see it (mostly. the legs are a bit ????), yet you have trouble scanning it. Like something is blocking your mind from truly understanding the images you're viewing. Said something, represented here by Static, proves difficult to surpass with mere Descendancy, so you turn to the Lab's powerful scanners.
You Scan! At first, little changes. The Static is as impenetrable as ever... yet eventually you... almost manage to... g a z e i n t o t h e t r | |-
The Scanners in the Lab explode, and you feel your internal organs shudder from a force that you aren't quite sure to be real. A nearby printer begins slowly puking up file after file of scanned information.
You nab The Truth. Almost every page appears to be blank. Despite this, when you squint at it hard enough you see a bit of Static scrawled across the pages in a messy hand. It hurts to look at, and you suddenly aren't entirely certain that burning this wouldn't be better than reading it. In spite of this, you may choose to do either next round.

You explode the Corvus Glaive Hoarde for 30,000 damage, at a small cost to the Lab's wellbeing.

You SCIENCE the Science meter up some!

Dragon Of Hope said:
I think I have 5 charges.
I make a silver hilt.

You do so. At this point, I have to begin questioning *why*, though?

KitRougard said:
He tosses away the gun like a Tediore.
But it's not a Tediore, it's a Maliwan.
"Oh, HELL no! Not my f***ing SERAPH."
He runs after it and grabs it, then puts a note in the SAFE.
"Need: Digistruct Subscription for SMG ammo.
Have: The ability to kill any one person you want when I'm done here. Also, I could probably get you some Infinity Gauntlet shards."

He needs the ammo so hard he funnels all three actions into his request, gathering up broken shards of Infinity Gauntlet, writing out a legally binding hitman contract, throwing in more White weaponry to cover Taxes... He REALLY needs that gun up and running again.

If determination like that ain't something, I don't know what is. You manage to nab yourself 3 ammo for the gun. Don't expect this to work often.

MedievalParadox said:
I Pay the Extras to enter the lab and get to making science happen.

You do so, despite being flat broke. You also charge 2 CP.

Winkins said:
6 Charges - 6(using to grab my STUFF, and bringing in a good boi.) -> ZEROOOOOO Charge

The Loony once again claws himself out of a hole and finds out that he's lost two actions from clawing his way back to life.

Growling, the Loony pulls out a Duel Disk and draws out two cards to his hand. First, the Loony plays the "Lunar Retriever: Bring Back!" which summons the Moon variant dog of the good golden boi and snatches the Artifacts that have been lost. Said items being the ones that I just lost last turns.

Placing the card onto the field, some of the moon dust from the moon crashing gathers and swirl in front of me, showing me the good moon boi pant and being excited like any good boi. Except it's my good boi. Quickly, the doggo quickly dash in the moon made crater with ease and pulls out the items back into my hand and into my field.

Finally, with that done, I use the free action gimmick to use the "Scanning" Card and places it on the field and apply it onto the "High Voltage Lunar Slingshot" for some lore. Thus ending my turn.

You regather your items and summon a Silver Good Boi to help you out in affairs such as this.

You scan the High Voltage Lunar Slingshot:
[A] High Voltage Lunar Slingshot.
A slingshot fitted to fire chunks of moons, somehow. Even more mysterious is its ability to regrow whole moons from moonchunks once fired. Even more mysterious is how said moons will follow the little laser sight the HVLS has built into it. But most mysterious of all are the weapon's origins.
Just kidding. You made this thing as a kid out of reality warping and sticks.
Recently, you added a literal bolt of lightning into it. It can now be used to generate small amounts of Electricity for whatever purposes.
It has two moonchunks in its ammo clip, which it somehow has.

Ender_Smirk said:
4/30 (All from noped actions.)
(3 actions)Neo looks at the Medibots, and decides to do something about them. He rushes by them all, and as he does, he downloads a small virus into their systems. The virus's point is simple. It will either steal control of them, or if it finds that impossible, will simply cause as many malfunctions as possible, making them self destruct.
(free action)After doing that, Neo has the Lab scan the power finger to figure out what it does.

Only one of the Medibots can get got in this manner before the rest upgrade their systems to be immune to your virus. The first one, though, is now under your control (for the time being).

[A] The Power Finger.
"Like power armor... for your finger!"
An artifact that is equipped by having it grafted to one of the user's fingers. Removing it afterwards is... difficult. Effects change based on what finger its equipped on.

--Thumb--
b/d: 1/3. Provides a morale boost to the targeted entity.
p/q: 1/3. Decrease's target morale.
--Index--
A certain magical-: Provides a mana meter!
Point and Click: 1/3. Allows one to g e t m e t a .
--The Bad One--
Flip: 1/3. Flip things.
The Bird: 1/6. Summon the Falcon of Wrath.
"Gorilla you!": 1/4. Does exactly what you think it does. ~~Unless you're stupid.~~
--Ring--
Ring: 1/9. Ring someone up. Ring a ding ding out loud. I don't know what this could possibly be good for.
Put a Ring on it: 1/5. Summon a magical Ring and bully someone into pretend marrying you by wearing it. The Ring is an artifact.
--Pinky--
Narf: 1/3. Narf!
Promise: 1/4. Create an unbreakable vow with a willing individual.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charged: 3 CP
Scenes 1 & 2: "I just got those sheep!" The alien taps another button on his wrist controller. A strange needle with a small glass container appears out of it. "That won't do." He taps another and the needle gains more general substance, becoming a much higher grade needle. "Better, but it needs to more... drama." Another button and some green lights grow near the sides of the glass container. "Perfect." He moves his arm towards one of the sheep and the lights begin to flash. "Good, the possession tracker is on. It's either that or the immortality tracker. Meh." He inserts the needle into the sheep's nose. It begins vibrating back. The back of the glass container extends out. A misty essence of Corvus Glaive is extracted from within. He then turns to the other sheep and does a similar process. Once done, the face of Corvus Glaive is visible within the glass bottle. The alien pulls this out of the rest of the needle as it folds back into the controller. He throws this in his jumpsuit pocket for later use.
Scene 3: The Blue Brigadier almost forgot about the one thing he stole. He has no idea what it does. He can assume it sprays acid, but no one really knows. He presses an x button on his wrist controller and a small propeller pops out of it. The propeller spins and lifts him into the air. As he flies around, he looks for some sort of control mechanism on the sprayer, just to find a fairly simple trigger. The propeller pilots itself over Mercenary Squad A. "I guess I'm at my stop." He points what he thinks is the nozzle down at Mercenary Squad A and pulls the trigger. Acid explodes out of the acid sprayer. The poison rains down upon the Mercenary Squadron A with dangerous potential. The acid eats away at their armor, flesh, limbs. They scream out in horror, just to have more toxin thrown into their mouths. As the onslaught of acid ends, all that is left is the eroded shells of humans that once was Mercenary Squadron A.
Bonus: Loot the dead bodies. And by that, the alien means to steal the flame throwers from the hopefully dead Mercenary Squad A.
Entity Orders: "So... You sheep are hungry, right? Well, we have a very fine buffet of Corvus Glaives just sitting around. They probably taste like... whatever you'd like to eat. So, yeah, go do that." (Order Sheep (if they're not mind controlled) to attack Corvus Glaive Horde)

You manage to free both Sheep from possession and order them.

The Acidic Spray drowns the Mercs in Acid, corroding away their armor and hp.

Thanos is still gone...

!!The A-List Actors were ordered to attack the Corvus Glaive Hoarde, I think. They do so for 63,000 damage divided between the three!!

CGC respawns in his Second Form!

The mercenaries all attack The Cake with the Megacorp Bakery with all their weapons and artifacts. This does a total of 210,000 damage and shreds 1 AC.
The Corvus Glaive that isn't stunned also attack the megacorp Bakery. 63,000 damage.
Medibot squad B heals Nostril Shot and the mercs for 10,000 Hp each.
The Loopity Skoops smack the Cakery around for 35,000 damage each.
Nostrilshot charges its weapons.
The Other Corvus Glaive spends his epic bling on decking himself out. He then spends even more on summoning the Coin Gun! He then spends his actual action lining up a shot an... KACHING KACHING KACHING. The Megacorp Bakery goes down.

The Megacorp Bakery explodes violently, killing everything inside and a few people outside. Besides that, The Cake itself is devastated by the loss. 90,000 emotional damage! CGC2 takes 2 damage as well.

The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.

The Game Master recognizes Desparademon's secret descent into enlightenment. As Desparademon loses themselves to The Truth, The Game Master extends a tendril of Static towards into them. They fall they fall they fall into it, disappearing.

The Fledgling Fire Elementals are invited to fuse with the Fire Elementals for a mutual powerboost. They do so. The Fire Elementals themselves attack the medibots. 40,000 damage total.
The Ice Elementals continue bodyguarding The Cake. A few more are summoned by The Cake's coolness.
The Lab is fully science'd up! First person to declare what it does with its SCIENCE! Vote on what science should be performed! Dropop gets right of veto.
The snowflake canons fire- or, er, ice? Whatever, three Special Snowflakes have been summoned.
The sheep attack the Corvus Glaive hoarde for 1 damage. Total.

[PT-BOSS] Thanos. 118,000/500,000 Hp. 12 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks.
[A] Damaged Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Gems have (removed percentage/8) chance of slipping out. -20,000 attack. Heated by the captured Fire Elementals.
[A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality. 60% out.
[A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind.
[A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time. 30% out.
[A] Space Gem. Allows control over Space.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight.

[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 145,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 2/5. Mortars: 2/4. Ninja Swarm: 2/6.
[PT] Corvus Glaive Hoard. 94,000/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Thanos.
[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 4/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[PT] Corvus Glaive Hoard. 93,999/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Thanos.
[PT] Corvus Glaive Blingy Boi. 94,000/150,000 Hp. 5 AC.
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$8,759]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin.
[PT] Loopity Skoops. 50,000/50,000 Hp. x3
[N] Medibot squad B. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Healing Thanos with Titanwound Cleaner. x4
[N] Mercenary Squad A. 25,000/30,000 Hp. -5 AC.
[A] Flame Throwers: 2/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 1/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[N] Mercenary Squad B. 25,000/30,000 Hp. (slagged)
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[N] Mercenary Squad C. 15,000/30,000 Hp.
[A] Tesla Canon: 2/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[???] The Game Master. Face of Fear. Face of Glee. Face of Rage. Face of Confusion.

[AT] Pweron Dum. 59/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.

[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 60,000/250,000 HP. Knight of Kake: 4/6. To me, confectionarians: 4/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [5]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elementals. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK]. x3
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elementals. 30,000/30,000 Hp. [KoK]. x2
~~~~[AT-Pastry Paladin-BOSS]~~ Megacorp Cakery. Smoldering remains.~~
[AT-Dropop] Extras. 62,000/400,000 Hp. -10 AC. x 2. (Can bake)
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 395,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 10/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 1/3. READY!
[AT-Dropop] Candycane enacydnaC: 03:00:30.
[AT-Dropop] Stick figure-looking guy. 3/3 Hp. That's not player Hp. Exterminate: 1/20.
[AT-Dropop] Dringlewomper! 500,000/500,000! -499 AC.
[AT-REDACTED] Fire Elementals. 43,000/43,000 Hp. x2
[AT-REDACTED] Cherry Bombs. 1/1 Hp. No target. x3
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 65,000/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi.
[N] Medibot squad B. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[AT] Dropop. 10/20 Hp. Not actually vulnerable.
[AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp.
[A] The Florentine. Electric damage. +50% damage, applies Slagged. Ammo: 3/10.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Finger. Choose which finger to equip it to.
~~[AT] Heaven's Guardian. 0/20 Hp.~~
[AT] Cake Guy's Cake. 18/20 Hp, scales in 2s. Electric Boogaloo: 0/2.
[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage Lunar Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect fired moons.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Crate of... Animal Masks?
[AT] Blue Brigadier. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Acidic Spray: 1/3.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp.
[A-Part] <==|
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Thanos Skeledop

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

The Ego · Apr 28, 2019

Thanos Skele

JOEbob said:
so i dunno if CG is even going to be around by the time the dops done but assuming he is:
3x try very had to steal priceytag. specifically, he runs over to blingyboi and punches is face in the face. since its in the face its near the mouth, allowing cake guy to shove a cake down his windpipe. while CorGBB is choking, CG makes a cake appear inside their arm, causing it to explode- and disappear- from telefragging. this allows CG to grab... no, not the priceytag! the priceytag wouldn't be held in hand, probably its in a pocket or something. No, they grab the Coin Gun! it does damage per coin, not per priceytag dollar specifically, and cake guy happens to be very rich in 'coins'! (He obtained most of his- largely unused- stash of money from selling all his non-cake belongings, because who needs them?)... he has coins of many types, but the easiest to obtain are mario coins, which he's discovered a way to get whenever he takes a step. all he had to do was paint his feet blue! or, more accurately, use blueberry cakes as shoes, because he's not quite sane. At any rate, he's gained several 'coins' in the past few seconds alone, and this means he can do enough damage to kill blingy boi. CorGBB doesn't want to die, so as soon as he sees cake guy wielding the coin gun, he throws his hands in the air and stops acting threatening. you see, it doesn't matter whether my logic is valid. What matters is it might be. Cake Guy doesn't give CGBB much time to decide what to do, and within minutes is the proud new owner of a Priceytag (given thereafter to CGC)

CGC: helps CG get priceytag and/or uses it as previously described (aid includes casting confundus on CGBB and also the entire universe, among other things.).
if CG's not alive but CGC is he uses hacking to take control of all the blinged corvus glaive's social media accounts, making it impossible to hire people without word of mouth, then puts up his own social media/gmail/whatever messages (osstensibly from Blingged Corvus Glaive) asking for godmodder fuel.

Vote for science to make a regenerating forcefield....for the cake.

You telefrag the Blingy Boi, killing them instantly. Wow, that was easy. You nab the Coin Gun and the Priceytag.

Entities ordered. Vote added.

hungry visitor said:
Slow and good Feeling. In this times one Needs to be … why is this autocorrect correcting Needs in a way that … ah who cares.

This are desparate times. Updops on Murder the Maniac 2 are not Happening. The last one was on February the third in the year twothousand and nineteen.
All because Thanos could not bring balance to the updops this "Murder the Maniac 2 Clone" is getting.
Thus I have to bring balance to the universe myself.

I collect 3 charges and convert them into MTM2 updop-power by Screaming RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The power washes over the field and is alreay inside the eyes of The Ego.
Yes I put my secret fourth Action into making an account for sufficientvelocity! Just for this. Feel indebted!

The memetic MTM2 updop-power:
TMMTM2UP is what I called it.
I am going to decrease the updop rate for DTG so that I can
Play MTM2.

With These words I press the Post Reply button that Releases my concerns and powah into the fabric of … reality.

You Canonize MTM2 ever so slightly. This will certainly end well...

atrousCosmocrat said:
Destroy The Fey 2.

You canonize a game that doesn't even exist yet by a small degree. This too can result in only good things.

JOEbob said:
JOINCTG
/nul

No.

Karpinsky said:
Entity Orders:
Actors, Fire Elementals, Cherry Bombs, everybody! Focus down the Medibots, then move on to the Corvus Glaive Hoards!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
1x action: I tell the Game Master's Face of Glee a joke:
"A lawyer's note to his client: 'Dear Frank, I thought I saw you out walking the other day. I crossed the street to say hello, but it turned out to be someone else. One tenth of an hour; $50."

1x action: I explain to the Game Master's Face of Confusion what's going on through the power of "blah."

1x action: I shoot Nostril Shot in the nostril with a whole lot of nasal spray, the kind that clogs up your nose and makes you unable to do anything but sneeze uncontrollably (and harmlessly).

Entities ordered.

You attempt to interact with the various faces. This doesn't appear to do anything... except that you suddenly get the feeling of being watched...

Ugh. Those things are the worst! Unfortunately, Nostril Shot doesn't actually have any nostrils to spray, so action wasted. +1 CP for your troubles.

JOEbob said:
CGC Action 2: priceytag actions if necessary; else, I salvage the cakes left behind by the bakery and make it into another version of me. this version of me hopefully has the new action system, and it immediately sets to healing The Cake.
simultaneously, CGC mutters something about the power finger.
"mana bar... if i can send that to my future-future self in the future it could be quite interesting."
"wait what if i send myself oh my goodness im a genius sometimes i even amaze myself this is one of those times i can be twice as good in one place and i already know this place won't even matter that much i mean the priceytag is pretty strong but once i finish that or if im in danger of dying im leaving i probably should set up another body here first like the one i just tried to make if at all possible but does it even matter that much im not sure well if i can godmodderiffy first its worth it but man im a genious"

Possibly spend 1CP on CGCAction 2 or, if CGCAction2 works anyway, spends 1 CP creating some sugar-glitter. it is applied to CGC; due to the theory of Glitter non-conservation, whenever someone checks it, there will be more, and since it's part of CGC now, it will heal CGC whenever this happens. might be like a basilisk's gaze, except instead of people being frozen when they see it, they unwittingly heal CGC. no, it doesn't have to make sense, nor does it.

Legendary. Entity ordered.

Winkins said:
0 Charge + 1(Action) -> 1 Charge

Giving some good belly rubs at teh boi doggo for gathering the Loony's stuff, he then gives him something to do... like... sicing him at the Merc Groups, especially the weaker ones first! Hopefully, that will keep the doggy busy and happy.

After giving a target for the doggo to make chew toys out of, the Loony take some time to add a compressor into the HVLS. Said new addition works so that once the moon chunk has returned to its original size, the compressor in the neat slingshot, when activated, will compress the moon immediately until its the size of a large watermelon, which contains its original mass, making it a hefty and deadly fruit sized rock to get hit by and not just OBLITERATE the entire field.

Feeling the need to test out the more ally friendly WMD, the Loony takes out a moonchunk that made out of... fire? Like... the rock looks like flowing flames while containing the shape of a pebble from a moon... Even the heat is terrifyingly hot... either way, the Loony, now in a high heat insulating suit, nocks the flaming moonchunk into the slingshot held by reality bending and shoots it upwards and point it at a group of enemies.

Like before, the moonchunk expands into a flaming moon which it was originally had been a part of and then condensing into a heat ball as the compressor kicks in. The electricity quickly comes into play as the Loony then works with it to incase the watermelon-sized flaming moon in a field that works similarly like an electronic microwave that turns it into a ball of concentrated and compressed Plasma, that is descending onto the Corvus Glaive Hoards to explode in flaming and electrically painful death in their vicinity.

Finally, the finishes up his turn by using the free scan on the Nostril Shot.

Entities ordered. Artifact upgraded and fired. The fireball will land in a round.

You scan Nostril Shot.

[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 145,000/150,000 Hp.
A massive grey tank filled to the brim with ammunition and kittens. It has an angry looking face painted to its front, and its "mouth" opens to unleash the horde. The weapons systems are kept within the tank, only exposed when firing.
Rockets: 2/5. A hatch opens up from the top of Nostril Shot from which several dozen rockets are summoned. After a round of target-finding, they launch.
Mortars: 2/4. A mortar rises up from the hatch. It will proceed to bombard a target with (easily dodgeable) cannonballs for three rounds straight.
Ninja Swarm: 2/6. The maw of the tank opens, and out swarm a horde of ninja cats. Why? W H Y ?

Ender_Smirk said:
Having had the chance to see the medibots' program firsthand, Neo chuckles. He then pulls up some old files, within his databanks, and then checks through them. "Trustton Medi's programming is close enough to the medibots in function, so this should work."
Suddenly, the medibots all realize that their fight against the virus missed one crucial bit. He had left a backdoor in the program that hid itself, looking like their own programming so they couldn't wipe it without a full shutdown. He then sends copies of that system to each of the medibots, which quickly uses its simplest function. The program was made by a descendant with plenty of spare time, since he has enough time condensers to have years to work within a second. Neo inherited this in an earlier body, and when he upgraded, he kept copies of old systems in case they became useful. One of the programs that was added earliest, to avoid takeover, was that any time that another unnatural piece of code, from its perspective, is in the system it is running on, it then erases that system from the code lines themselves, leaving no time for a counter from the opposing OS. The Trustton Medi programs appear to do exactly that, completely wiping the slate clean for their own new control. They then begin healing up the Cake.
Neo equips the power finger to his Index finger. It isn't as if he risks anything this way. He is a robot, and he has a spare hand manufacturing system in that arm as part of auto repair. He can take this off literally any time.
CP still a 4

You equip the Power Finger and hack a few more medibots. Unfortunately, their programming is so advanced that "a few" really means one. The rest quickly patch your bit of Code.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charged: 3 CP
Scene 1: "You sheep are useless. One damage. One! TOGETHER! How pathetic can you be!? *heavy breathing noises* Fine, fine. I'll give you two 1, that's right, one more chance. Otherwise, I'm gonna find a good demon cult to sacrifice you two to, got it. I will give each of you a separate chance. As long as one succeeds, you both live, got it? Now, for the first test, I am giving you," The alien points at... the sheep on the left. "the Acidic Spray. Next time that's ready, I will tell you what to use it on, and you will do so." He hands the Acidic Spray to the sheep on the left. He then turns to the sheep on the right. "You two were hungry when you got here, right? And I let you eat a Corvus Glaive. I'm just gonna guess you're still hungry and give you some actual goat food to eat. I'll give you a turn to digest the food, alright? Then we'll see if you two are good for anything." Upon completing this thought, the Blue Brigadier taps a few buttons on his wrist controller. A small spice rack pops out. He spins it around and finds a tin can labeled "Goat Food." He grabs the goat on the right's tongue and shakes some onto it. He lets go and the tongue springs back into its mouth. The goat chews on the goat food flakes, just barely not spitting it out. "You don't want sacrificed, you've gotta suffer. Don't worry, that's the most nutritious goat food I could find. You'll be like Popeye after this." The goat swallows the food. "Oh right, you can have this too." He tosses the empty can to the goat and it eats it, much happier with the tin than with actual goat food.
Scene 2: Now that he's calmed down, the Blue Brigadier turns to the Game Master. "I have two options," he tells himself. "I either a) try beating it up... yeah, not doing a, or b) trick him. Yes, much better." As the Blue Brigadier begins speaking again, he addresses the Game Master. "So, you're the master of a game, right. Well, I don't see any around here. Sure, you could argue war is a game, but is it a fun game? No, it isn't. It might fulfill Rage and Fear and even Confusion, but there is no Glee in war. Unless you're winning. Of course, no one's doing that right now. Therefore, you need a new game to control, master, etc. etc.. Now, it is my honor, to present to you, the one, the only... RompleRom-A-Bol!" He taps the celebrate button on his wrist controller and confetti bursts out of nowhere. "Now, I know you may be wondering, what is RompleRom-A-Bol? It is only the greatest game ever made. It's just amazing. First, before we even get the game pieces, you need to read the rules." Another button press and three pieces of paper are flung from the wrist controller. "You may be a bit Confused here. How could such a good game have so few rules? That's because this game is different every time you play it. Basically, for components, you get a deck of cards. In it, there are 51 and 3/2 cards that read: 'Add a Rule.' There's another 127.28 cards that read 'Reverse.' Then, there is one single card that says 'Winner.'
Basically, at the start of the game, each player draws 7 cards from the 179.78 starting cards. Afterwards, each player takes one 'Add a Rule' and one 'Reverse.' Then, after this, you add the 'Winner' card randomly into the deck. The premise is simple, each player plays a card simultaneously. Here's where we get to the nitty gritty. Each 'Add a Rule' card lets you add a rule. However, that rule must take up between 75 and 100 percent of a 3.38 x 2.77 note card, front and back. This is why an average game takes up approximately 1.21 trillion note cards. Back to the rules, the 'Reverse' cards do as they say they do. They reverse the effect the other player(s) plays. So, if I play "I win." in large 3.38 x 0.92 unit font, and someone else plays a reverse, I would lose. This reverse works on all cards played during a turn, including the winner card. However, one may also reverse a reverse, canceling the reverse. All you have to do is write counter on the reverse card and it will counter any reverses. Then you can write counter counter to counter any counter reverses. That keeps going with however many counters you feel like writing. However, each counter will only work on the tier of counter directly below it. Oh, and the winner card makes you win.
Let's see... after that, each player puts whatever card they played back into their hand. That's right, there isn't even a discard rule until you make one. There also isn't a draw cards rule either, so an 'I take all of the cards' rule at the start of the game is a common card. However, you can't actually do that because you would take 'all of the cards,' meaning every card ever made. You have to word that carefully.
Any ways, the whole game is one big mind game. That's what makes the game so much fun. It fills player with Glee to make fun plans that lead to world domination, players are hit with Rage when those plans fail, players are confused by all of the rules that everyone adds, and finally, there is a certain level of looming fear that one may lose everything playing the game. After all, there are no rules against forcing a player to gamble. In fact, those are the most frequent moves. "You give me that TV" followed by "The game recesses for a month," which is a fun thing to reverse because then we have to time travel a month back to keep playing. Fun times. Fun times. Now, we move on to expansions. There's almost always a need for expansion decks, people making rules like "Add 100 winner cards to the deck." These can be ordered online or even just printed off at home. There's also a wide arrange of normal merchandise, such as the RompleRom-A-Bol brand Ball, an optional expansion that can be used in any number of ways from "You must constantly dribble the RompleRom-A-Bol Ball" to "In order to make a move, one must be able to win a game of dodge ball with the RompleRom-A-Bol Ball." Then there are auto-shufflers that can shuffle up to 5420678934207698023 cards at a time, robots made to flip the table the moment sufficient rage is detected, and even a TV show called RombleRom-A-Bol: Taxi Edition. There are movies, video games, plays, anything you can think of, its in the game of RompleRom-A-Bol. The best part is, most of them are made by rules in game! It constantly builds on itself.
Now that you've got the basics, let's play a match. I have a deck... here." He takes a decent stack of cards out of one of his pockets and plops it down on a table that's totally been there the entire time. "Let's see... I think we should have... 6 players? Yeah, at least 6 players. I'll see if any of my friends want to play."
"Hey! Does anyone wanna play RombleRom-A-Bol?"
With that formal declaration made, the Blue Brigadier waits for people to join.
((So, if this becomes a thing, I think playing should take up a bonus action because it's just playing a card and maybe writing something down. However, any crazy rule changes may involve actual actions.))
Scene 3: The Blue Brigadier starts writing up little rule pamphlets and such. He then hands these to each player, making it so that each player gets a formal request to join in the response to their actions.

+1 CP. Entities ordered.

You order/arm/feed your entities and set up a game. The Game Master just glares at you with its non-existent eyes.

KitRougard said:
Kitsugare reloads his gun, sad that this might be it for it.
"IDEA!" he shouts. Another note, followed by the gun itself. 3 units of ammo should cover taxes, yes?
The note:
"Have: One SERAPH Rarity Borderland Gun, the Florentine. SMG ammo not included.
Want: A Guardian's Bow, model: No Turning Back - Masterwork Potential: Accuracy - Sub-Ability: Primary Ammo Finder. Find one in Destiny 2 universes. Does not have to be Masterworked."

Thus loaded into the safe with three actions, AGAIN, he shouts "Sounds like a game I'd love to BREAK. Sign me up!"

You do a destiny and get, in exchange, a destiny.

[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.

Thanos is still gone...

The mercenaries All attack CGC for 2 damage each. They then use their respective weapons. Some Ice Elementals melted. Two special snowflakes exploded as well as 2 damage to CGC. Then, 2 and 2 more.
The Corvus Glaive Horde continue their work.
Medibot squad B heal each other for 10,000 Hp each.
The Loopity Skoops attack CGC for 2 damage each, killing them again.
Nostrilshot charges its weapons.

The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.

The Game Master fails to decide between two players. It awaits in patience waiting.

The Fire Elementals attack the Corvus Glaive Horde. The real source of damage, though, comes from the Cherry Bombers exploding on them.
The Ice Elementals continue bodyguarding The Cake.
The Lab, having received a single vote from CG, creates a shield for The Cake.
Neo's Robots heal The Cake for 10,000 Hp each.

[PT-BOSS] Thanos. 118,000/500,000 Hp. 12 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks.
[A] Damaged Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Gems have (removed percentage/8) chance of slipping out. -20,000 attack. Heated by the captured Fire Elementals.
[A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality. 60% out.
[A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind.
[A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time. 30% out.
[A] Space Gem. Allows control over Space.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight.

[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 145,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 3/5. Mortars: 3/4. Ninja Swarm: 3/6.
[PT] Corvus Glaive Hoard. 50,000/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Thanos.
[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 5/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[PT] Loopity Skoops. 50,000/50,000 Hp. x3
[N] Medibot squad B. 28,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. x3
[N] Mercenary Squad A. 25,000/30,000 Hp. -5 AC.
[A] Flame Throwers: 0/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 0/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[N] Mercenary Squad B. 25,000/30,000 Hp. (slagged)
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[N] Mercenary Squad C. 15,000/30,000 Hp.
[A] Tesla Canon: 0/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.

Compressed Firemoon: about to take down some clowns.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[???] The Game Master. Face of Fear. Face of Glee. Face of Rage. Face of Confusion.

[AT] Pweron Dum. 59/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.

[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 80,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. Knight of Kake: 5/6. To me, confectionarians: 5/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [5]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elementals. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
~~[AT-Pastry Paladin-BOSS] Megacorp Cakery. Smoldering remains.~~
[AT-Dropop] Extras. 62,000/400,000 Hp. -10 AC. x 2. (Can bake)
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 395,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 1/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 2/3. READY!
[AT-Dropop] Candycane enacydnaC: 03:00:30.

[AT-REDACTED] Fire Elementals. 43,000/43,000 Hp. x2
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[A] Acidic Spray: 2/3.
[AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 65,000/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi.
[N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Index Finger. Grafted.
[AT] Heaven's Guardian. 0/20 Hp.
~~[AT]~~ Cake Guy's Cake. 0/20 Hp, scales in 2s. Electric Boogaloo: 1/2.
[AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$8,759]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin.
[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Crate of... Animal Masks?
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp.
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Thanos Skeledop

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

The Ego · May 11, 2019

Thanos Skele

JOEbob said:
[0] Free-Action Priceytag usage: if CGC will not be returning (with a new and wackier health system or otherwise), this happens.

CGC walks over to CG. he'll be their liason for financial exchanges. mostly because my flavour for this doesn't make sense for Cake Guy as a character, while R!JOE gets to be whoever i am, want to be, don't want to be, pretend to be (etc).
Armed with hella Dosh, CGC goes to find the local black market. He checks the rug... no dice. the ruins of the Bakery? too new. Hm... The Laboratory is still active, but there's a small lean-to next to it. unless there isn't.
I'm going to pretend there is.
He checks the Lean-to, and... Jackpot! Underneath a convenient piece of rubble, he finds a tunnel leading to a cave, leading to a corridor, leading to... point is, black market.
Now, why does he want the Black Market? It's simple. he wants to come back to (entity-mode) life. And for that, even with no Godmodder in the mix, he needs some top dollar, high quality stuff. Good thing he's got hella dosh. But still, why the black market? Well, he's thought about it some (read, for 3 seconds), and he's got his eyes set on one method:
Monster Reborn, from yu-gi-oh. But it's an old card, making it grow rarer with time, and, worse yet, Banned. So... the black market. Soon enough, he finds a dealer. By luck or otherwise, they have the item. Time for negotiations.
He makes a bet. if the dealer can guess the answer to a Rebus puzzle, he'll pay [x]$. If not, half-off on the price. He shows the puzzle. It's a wrench next to a screw, followed by a plus and bracket, followed by a guy with a gun, followed by a plus, followed by the letters "Pb" in a box, followed by a closebracket and plus, followed by a lighter with a suspiciously shaped flame.
The answer, by the way, is building tools +(soldier+lead=major)+knife fluid, or Building tools Major Knifefluid. Nobody said the answer had to be logical! At any rate, with this discount, I am able to easily obtain a Monster Reborn card, which is immediately used on CGC, who hides with no items left deep in the black market until their next actionset happens.

Garunteed Actions!
[1] As established, CGC acts as CG's liason for economics, because CG would never pay attention in class for those and always snores in their sleep. So, despite being in the process of respawning, they are still the avatar through which CG acts.
Alternatively, CG creates another cake which the CGC conciousness inhabits.
Anyway, CGC-Priceytag-actions one and two- the Godmodding Fuel ones- are preformed. Notably, the money put into the Safe is set up so that, if nobody in all of time will take the offer, it will be used instead to pay for transferring something shortly. Otherwise, this action occurs as one would normally expect.

[1]Next up, The Cake needs more Power. the above might help with that, but I probably have money left (if not, check actions B1 and B2). If so, I hire some builders. one of them is called bob! His other name is not, sadly, JOE. it's such a shame. at any rate, I have builders build a castle out of stone. But only a tenth of the castle. Then I put the contract up for auction again. In this manner, capitalism reduces my prices.
When the Castle Framework is complete, I go to a few DnD worlds and spend some Cash Money buying the entire economy, which I quickly retool to a single task: Confectionery. Specifically, Icing and Sprinkles. With untold amounts, I select the best of the bunch, and drop it through a portal into my castle, coating it completely, making the Confectionery Castle, a new entity. It radiates magic, but more then that, it's Tasty!
What good is a castle, you ask? Well, it does have a slight defensive boost (regenerating over time by way of icing dripping to fill holes), But the Main benefit is that the amazing, legendary energies of the Sprinkles will empower any major magical rituals within.
READ: small-area Field Effect for The [PC] side, giving a smallish regenerating shield plus boosting The Cakes 'Knight of Kake' special.

[1] On the Assumption of MOar Moneys, I move on to my next course of action, on which all but a maximum of 10$ Is spent. I go over to the S.A.F.E, and Input three requests:
1: I give a vague description of the Amalgamation Mechsuit, allowing anything equivalent to count but specifying the specials should be somewhat charged.
2: I ask for raw charges
3:I ask for a Search-and-bakesque bot with one turn of life.
I proceed to immediately take the Provided Mechsuit, put it on, use the raw charges to give it and CGC regeneration*, and set the S-a-B bot for Action B1.

*The possibly excessive quantity of Raw Charges means excess goes to giving the Cake Regen, then making the regen proc in the middle of enemies attacking you.
(Otherwise, do action B1, unless its done, then B2)

B1:Cake Guy/////S-a-B Bot wanders over to The Bakery, specifically its ruins, and salvages the probably 8 or so Cakes it had. Soon enough, he has them arrayed into a wonderous configuration: A Cake Lobster. through the Power of Cake, it will collect cakes from nothing. and from those, soon enough, the Bakery shall Rise Again!
B2:The Extras Can still Bake! With them on the Cake Lobsters side, cakes will rise faster. Cake Guy quickly convinces them this is the way to go, and Cake Production rises- partially, admitadly, due to the amPEThamines[1] in the cakes they were bribed with.
[1] a magical item that makes them pet things more which, in accordance with the rules outlined in a book known as 'the magic of tidying up', causes those things to act in your favour more often and function better (the food being spent on cakemaking, for example, cuts better, and the salvaged counters work better, etc.).

You buy and use the Monster Reborn card for 200 bling, resurrecting CGC for their third and final form. This still costs both of their actions this round, but hey. At least they actually got to respawn, so don't complain.

You summon The Confectionery Castle for another 200 bling thanks to the powers of capitalism and DnD magics.

None of your safe requests are accepted, and you're refunded your input minus 60 bling of taxes. Dirty conniving scummachine. You begin funding for the creation of a voidship, which practically empties your funds.

hungry visitor said:
I guess my concerns are falling on deaf ears... or are those blind eyes or maybe even dead neurons?
Come on. You can do better! You can do it! It is just a small price to pay!
Just write some words and I will be satisfied.

But ok. You don't want to right?
You don't want to make an updop for now. I can understand. Work is hard. I know how hard writing can be.
As GM you have to think of worlds that will be intriguing to the player and then rp the world. Giving the players that much freedom means a lot.

Not everything can be done.

Not everything is perfect.

I understand.

It is ok.

It is.

OK.

Completely no problem.

.................................................................................................................. yeah

This post was made by the updophungry visitor. MTM2 should get more updops.

MTM 2 will be returning/rebooting(???) after I'm done with the intermission here. Meanwhile, +3 CP.

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS:
It starts raining fire on Thanos's forces.

And by fire, I mean a whole bunch of fire elementals (seriously, why does the Void do that?) that crash down into and wreak havoc among the remaining forces of Thanos.

5 Lesser Fire Elementals summoned and ordered.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1 - "Three point five players? That's probably enough people. It's not the six I was hoping for, but there's no rules against people joining midgame." The Blue Brigadier takes the "Winner" card, six "New Rule" cards, and six "Reverse" cards out of the deck. He then promptly shuffles the cards, doing a quick side shuffle, followed by a few cuts of the deck, followed by a few more normal shuffles. With that done, he presses the shuffle button on his wrist controller, which shuffles the cards a few more times. Finally, he takes out the RombleRom-A-Bol Brand Auto-Shuffler and throws the deck in. He adjusts the nob to the setting labeled "Don't Stack." He then shakes his head. "Nope. Not cheating. Not cheating." The blue alien takes off the back panel of the auto-shuffler and pulls the unlabeled lever inside. "Sorry. This thing was built by cheaters for cheaters. The actual fair-play settings are a bit... hard to reach." The shuffler shuffles the deck and sets out 6 stacks of seven cards. The Blue Brigadier puts one "New Rule" and one "Reverse" card on top of each deck. He then hands one hand of cards to Kitsugare, one to himself, and two to The Game Master. "Could you send one of these to the Flaming Mageye? He seems to be interested." Hopefully, the Game Master sends the deck to wherever the Mageye is. The Blue Brigadier then puts the "Winner" card in a random spot in the deck, and playing commences.
Gag Reel (Bonus Action) - The Blue Brigadier scribbles "The Game Master Must Return All of the Players/Entities It Has Made Vanish to the Battlefield," onto one of the note cards and prepares to play his new rule.
Scene 2 & 3 - The Blue Brigadier almost doesn't know what to do. He's spent too much time herding sheep and playing card games. He is completely oblivious of what is happening in the whole battle thing. He sees the Nostril Shot, almost ready to use its mortar. The players can't have that. So, the Blue Brigadier presses the "Brick and Mortar" button on his wrist controller. Suddenly, a ton of bricks are fired out of a random mortar that was built into the wrist controller. They all land on top of the Nostril Shot, crushing it. Then, the mortar decides to add insult to injury and fires mortar at the Nostril Shot's mortar, sealing it and keeping it from being fired.

The Game Master continues to not respond to your existence in any manner. Your cards will not reach Flaming Mageye.

Unfortunately, Nostril Shot's mortar is still protected by the upper hatch. You damage and seal said hatch instead for 60,000 damage and delaying the weapons' capabilities to fire by a round.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo looks at the Game Master he accidentally summoned. "I suppose I should try to clean that up, but I haven't come up with a good method... Sure, that might work. Might corrupt my existence forever, but it could work."
True Neo just stands there. Then, suddenly, his eyes lose the green glow they had naturally, and instead glows a grey. His motions seem slightly more robotic. Slightly less... alive.
Within the soul section of reality, the layer of existence upon which the ghostly exists, a spirit flits out from where Neo stands in the real world. The spirit then floats over towards a creature which appears to be equal parts glitchy code, robotics, and spirit. The spirit from Neo rushes straight where the Game Master spirit is, and quickly knocks it away from where its physical body is. The spirit out of Neo then coalesces into what is called the spirit battle form. Only on this layer can these ever manifest, but he begins to morph from a ghostly shape into a translucent Draconic humanoid creature. He has decently large wings, and otherwise looks like a dragonborn from D&D. He then says, "Hello, whatever you are. I would chat, but although I revel in taking back my original form, if only for a time, I would prefer to get to work. Unfortunately, your leaving of the battlefield is necessary for that, so I must remove you. So, do you want to leave peacefully, or would you prefer to force me to fight?"
The spirit of Neo pulls out two very nice swords, holding one in each hand, and takes a combat stance. His fangs are bared, flame can be seen beneath them, and he looks completely ready to fight.
Outside of the spirit plane, the now significantly more robotic Neo begins laying down covering fire by shooting swathes in the Glaive horde. His blasters seem to be without mercy, and his shots seem to land faster than before. Simultaneously, each separate shot seems slightly weaker than they had been. The hacked Medibots continue working on healing the cake. If it cost us a power stone to get it, it had better be worth it.

The Spirit of Neo challenges The White to a duel. In the spiritual plane, they are met not by any manifestation of The White, but instead the souls of millions of victims bound to its location via |||| | || | |||| || ||| you are kicked out of the spiritual plane.

60,000 damage to the glaive horde.

KitRougard said:
Generic Destiny Refrence? Ugh, how uncultured. He would just have to make it into a proper bow.
CP 0+2 Actions = CP 2
Oh, he would still use it, obviously. He wasn't that dumb.
He dead-eyes Merc Squad B. Then he deletes them all with one generic Destiny-type bullet.

Hm, idea...
He gets out a card and scribbles "External cooperation is NOT recommended, encouraged, and REWARDED!"

"I plan on someone, even the Game Master, playing a Reverse card. This'll be great if we do it, trust me."

You create your card and charge.

Winkins said:
1 Charge + 1(Action) -> 2 Charges

Uncertain of what do at the moment, the Loony simply unloads the crate of animal masks into a large ziplock bag.

"You've obtained a crate!... an empty crate."

The loony probably imagining this then take out a lightning bolt from the quiver and begins to plan the new gear he's making. An anvil quickly appears in front of him and place the lightning bolt on top of it before hammering it till it has somehow become solid. Holding the solid bar of lightning, the loony dismantle the crate into crate parts and began to melt the lightning bar into a liquid in which he uses it as a glue to assemble the crate parts together.

This process continues where he re-arrange the liquid lightning and re-solidifying in places to keep the crate together. Finally, the loony hods up his creation... a Crate Armor, to which the loony immediately scans.

You create Crate Armor!

Scan:
[A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?

The animal masks lie abandoned in your inventory.

The Compressed Firemoon slams into the mercenaries, wiping out a whole heck of a lot of them!

The remaining Loopity Skoops arm themselves. They then attack the silver good doggo, some fire elementals and the extras.
Nostrilshot charges its weapons, except the ones it can't because of the hatch being blocked. It unblocks the hatch.

The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.

The Game Master's Face of Rage emits a light a buzzing sound and splits in three divides into multiple pieces shatters explodes in a burst of light from which emerges The Mad Titan, newly armed with a tool to rival The Tool. Repaired rearmed reinvigorated, they march forwards ready for the final dance.

THANOS HAS RETURNED TO THE BATTLEFIELD. THIS IS THE FINAL STRETCH BEFORE YOUR MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED HERE. YOU CAN MAKE IT! ALL YOU HAVE TO D-[BANNED]
"No. All you have to do is accept defeat. I offered you all a chance to join me in my saving of The Void. You turned your back on my offer. You stomped on the olive branch with the boots of ignorance and violence. Now, it's my turn."
Thanos swings his Artifact around, leaving a trail of... Emptiness in its wake, which is quickly filled in with a small vacuum effect.
"With the gavel of justice and the hand of benevolence, I shall return balance to nature. To reality."
He raises his gloved hand high above everyone's head. It begins to glow with a purple aura...
"Let's dance."
...and he snaps.

The Face of Confusion splits breaks spews forth The Contender. Armed with knowledge The Truth the ultimate incarnation of Power, they return to the fray.

The Fire Elementals attack the Loopity Skoops, killing them.
The Ice Elementals continue bodyguarding The Cake.
The Lab charges.
Neo's Robots heal The Cake for 10,000 Hp each.
The Sheep attack Nostril Shot with their shared artifact.

[Thanos] Thanatos. 3/500 Hp. Snapped into pseudogodmodderhood, which is not a thing I ever thought I'd have to say until today.
[?] The Banhammer.
[A] Infinity Gauntlet. Reality Gem. Mind Gem. Time Gem. Space Gem. Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and Proxim- whoops.
[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 80,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 3/5. Mortars: 3/4. Ninja Swarm: 4/6. -3 AC.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[???] The Game Master. Face of Fear. Face of Glee.

[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flame Throwers: 1/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 1/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[A] Tesla Canon: 1/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.

[AT] Pweron Dum. 59/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.

[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 100,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. Knight of Kake: 6/6 READY! To me, confectionarians: 6/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [5]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elementals. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 1% constructed.
[Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 200,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
~~[AT-Pastry Paladin-BOSS] Megacorp Cakery. Smoldering remains.~~
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 395,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 2/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 3/3. READY!
[AT-Dropop] Candycane enacydnaC: 03:00:30.
[AT-REDACTED] Lesser Fire Elementals. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x3
[AT-REDACTED] Fire Elementals. 43,000/43,000 Hp. x2
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[A] Acidic Spray: 0/3.
[AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 45,000/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi.
[N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 2/3.
[AT] CGC 3: 2/3 Hp. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3.
[AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$43]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin.
[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Animal Masks in a bag.
[A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?
[AT] Desparademon. 20/20 Hp.
[?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp.
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Thanos Skeledop

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

Several million air molecules.
Some advice on how to beat Thanatos from the narrator.

The Ego · May 18, 2019

Thanos Skeledop

JOEbob said:
place
I point out that player powers allow for the bypassing of Bodyguarding when you say you do it
[1] I bypass Thanos' bodyguarding, should he have any and suffocate him with cake
[1] I do it again but this time the cake is so stale I can use it as a buzzsaw on his throat, so i do
[1] I ask him if he'd like me to help him with that, and interpret his choking sounds as 'noooo, i'd like you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw'.
So I do.
At this point thanos: Dead.
HAHA HES A GODMODDDDDRER!!1!!
Actual post to come, i suppose.
Entity Suggestions: The Cake uses Knight of Kake on Cake Guys Cake? Alternatively, on Cake Guy or ... hm, can it use it on itself?

Ice elementals, continue as they are. Voidship: Is it self-constructing, or would I need 100x as many charges as I had priceytag money to finish it? Either way, stay out of the way.

[0: Talking.]
"Thanos! Er, Thanatos? Anyway. I didn't stomp on anything! I asked, in fact I asked several times, that we all stop fighting and talk it out for a few hundred years."
"I admit, Cake Guy is a bit insane. But that's not my faul... ok, it is my fault, but its not something I could fix in the time between discovering you and now."
"Actually, I'm still pretty confused by your problem with the void or whatnot. I know Godmodding, as a shadow of a great foe, is not a permanent solution (Why are you trying to use it?), But Descended are limitless to my knowledge."
"Also, it looks like that Banhammer there is Destroying matter. By existing. and moving. WHY ARE YOU USING IT?! This is a nigh-infinite decrease in the time you can hold back entropy!"
[1] Cake Guy, Well, most of this talking here is going over his head. But he just noticed there's some cake left over somewhere! He quickly runs over to the Megacorp Bakery, and starts digging through the rubble. After some work, he finds all the Megacorp Bakery Cakes they'd made- 8+, iirc- and digs them out for use creating a new entity: Cake Guys Other Cake.
...Yesh.
Cake Guys Other Cake would have the 3-actions-a-round thing of Cake Guy, no multipost problems. Health? It can be wacky. It's been created to stay behind here when Cake Guys Cake leaves to find a future.

[1] Next, Cake Guy sees his first Cake is hurt! They quickly run over to the Castle. Taking some sprinkle-glitter which fell off the edge, they run back over to their Cake while it tries to talk to Thanos, and sprinkles the sprinkles on them, giving them regens by the law of non-conservation of glitter.
[1] Soon enough, Cake Guys Cake's discussion finishes with Thanatos. Assuming Thanos doesn't agree- if he does CGC keeps CG from attacking him (or tries to)- Cake Guy walks over to Thanos, staying safely out of Banhammering Range, and waves. Then they throw something at Thanatos. Surprised, Thanatos catches it. As it turns out, it's a Coin, launched from the Coingun, caught with telepathy, and rethrown in a less threatening manner. Whack! Before Thanatos can do much to respond, Cake Guy tap-dances over to their side and shoots the gun properly. After some 8 shots, though, Cake Guy seems unwilling to expend more... so they do the only logical thing. change the Coin Gun into a Cake Gun! With a now-unlimited Barrage of Cakes launching forth, Thanatos is powerless to effectively defend himself through traditional means, forcing him to eat the Cakes. Every one of them.
This causes him to suffer hyperglycaemic stroke.
Oof. ouch.
While Thanatos is busy having Hyperglycaemia, Cake Guy transfers the Priceytag to Cake Guys Cake.

[CGC Action 1] Using the Priceytag, I put myself in the SAFE and ask for an AMALGAMATION. I make sure to specify the mhp, the number and types of specials, the hair color, and even that it should have Made By JOE inscribed on every fingernail, and I use a rather esoteric- but not too esoteric- language to do so. this ensures only One person will be calling me. With this all prepared, I enter the SAFE.

Entity Orders for Cake Guys Other Cake if they work:
1]To kill Thanatos, i will need two things. one, to make him angry, which i could probably convince myself is all that he needs by pointing him towards the stars for a while, and second, i will need to make him do something insane, because it is not really realistic to imagine how crazy Thanatos could become if i give him a second life. Of course, I will not be giving him a second life. However, pointing him towards the stars for a while will be difficult. I fix this problem by pointing the stars towards him.
and defining 'stars' to mean 'random orbs of pastry'.
What insane thing shall he do? not giving up when I told him about the time paradox his success would cause. Anyone sane would deal with that first. He has almost-literally forever, after all. At any rate, doing these two things makes him angry and insane. This means he wants to kill things, and half the things he wants to kill don't exist ~~any more~~. This makes getting around his defences easy.
2] Next I need some gems. first, I make a baby cake lobster from cake. Then, i speed up time for it, allowing it to gather more cakes from nothing. eventually, I have some 20 cake lobsters. I use them to make a lobster lobster, which gathers _____ lobsters from nothing. I have these lobsters gather gem lobsters and lobster lobsters. The Gem lobsters then gather each of the infinity gems. since there can only be one of each gem at a time, the other gems disappear. This is, of course, impossible, due to the imperviousity of the infinity gauntlet at this time. but thanatos is insane from part 1, which means he doesn't realize this. In actuality, it's a simple invisibility spell, using a special wavelength of magic that's not quite under the domain of any of the infinity gems. At this point, Thanatos thinks he doesn't have the gems or realitywarping.
3] I hit Thanatos in the death spot: The one part of the body that, if struck, results in instant death.
That spot right there.
Thanatos, doubtless, could not stand the idea that his body, no matter how durable it might be, is just to be shattered by something like that.
However, I know of other players were not going to die by that. It was because our bodies are not so strong that we can survive that hit.*
In an instant after hitting Thanatos at the death spot, I saw his eyes. A pale, sunken, black shadow. His features were strangely… and yet, no one could have guessed what I had sensed. Although he had been hit by two enemies easily, though he had been completely annihilated in the death spot, he was the one that wasn't even close to dying.
Well, I mean, he was pretty close. 3/500 or less. but he wasn't Dead, you see. Even though I hit the death spot.
The Problem is obvious. You see, The Death Spot is the superior vena caeva. This is, of course, inside his heart, which is difficult to access. So i tried attacking in the direction of the vena caeva. Clearly, the issue here is that I didn't actually hit the Vena Caeva. This time, I use a hand made of calcified pastry, and punch so hard I break through his flesh into the Superior Vena Caeva. Wait, no, got the Anterior one. Dammit! I try again. Sadly, by the time I've got my hand inside his superior vena caeva, the dude is already dead, but what can you do?
*Also, game balance.

Ahahaha, okay. CGC ordered.

You loot a spoil from your boss, creating CGOC.

You grant CGC 1 regen via hilarity.

You fire 8 shots of the coin gun before changing it to the cake gun and shooting some more. Thanos waves his hand, and the coins melt into a shimmering shield of liquid metal that blocks the cakes. It then begins orbiting around him.

Karpinsky said:
Entity Orders: ALPHA STRIKE
~~~~~~~~~~~

FOCUS

hey here's an idea
so I split myself into a kgjhpillion different copies of myself, all of whom rush at Thanatos. He uses the stones to deal with most of them (can't do what he did with Strange because I'm from a reality where souls don't exist), but one of them makes it behind him and shoves a tiny package up his (Thanatos's) butt.

Once inside the butt, the package sits there for a second. Thanatos laughs and says something like "You cannot defeat me" or "I am inevitable."

And I say something like: "I know, but he can."

Thanatos looks slightly confused. And that's when I activate the package.

First, the incendiary component ignites, creating a tiny flame. Thanatos hardly notices it.

Second, the Pym Particles I stuck in there activate, growing the tiny flame into an incredibly large one. You might almost call it... an Eternal Flame. At any rate, it's big enough to summon Surtur himself.

Besides which, it's a giant fire in Thanatos' butt. And he can't deal with it because I never stopped blitzing him with duplicates.

Having split yourself so much, the action power of each clone is reduced to about 1/30th of an action. Because of this, the figurative flies buzzing around him are no distraction and he is able to (Time)stop the box from activating. He takes it out and saves it for later.

paradoxdragon said:
(x3)The Mysterious Force comes again and flows over Thanos,causing wounds to open up larger and weird rifts in space-time to form and close rapidly.it seems to be of a different nature then before...a greasy feeling in the area, a feeling that it's energetically excitable...then a strange change seem to overcome it before suddenly,it begins dealing blows to Thanos that seem to erratically switch between all sorts of mutually exclusive configurations,existing/non-existing,Fire/Ice,weakening Thanos attempts to block it

As a Titan, and fully armored at that, Thanatos has a much easier time surviving scratches that would be comparatively deadly to a human being. This, added to the diminished effectiveness of your attack having been aimed at "Thanos" instead of Thanatos, means that he fails to take any damage from it.

Nedben said:
(x3) "There is no nature to that which is not real. This is fiction, surrounded by unreality." The true truth proven by the red truth. No ban negates the nature of this being. Punting the fourth wall as an issue out of the way, the Desparademon continues "This is an intermission on a forum game overdue for restructuring."

Gold to finish. Static turns to blades. "Give up, Thanos!"

Altrin signifies Victory Over Primordials Mudra. Endless Nine is limited before the justification without alternative theory: what answer is there to such a treasured red dueling shot? Swords of truth-law shall pierce Thanos/Thanatos unless there really is an answer, and that answer is given where we can see it, unabstracted by narrative or redaction.

You activate The Truth. As you read, you unveil to yourself the text-and-web nature of the apparent game that this adventure is. Swords of Static penetrate not The Mad Titan, but the Fourth Wall.
So, uh, hi. Way to ruin the immersion, Nedben. Anyways, if you promise not to tell anyone about this being a game I can maybe float something your way in exchange. Information, maybe? Information is easy to do.

JOEbob said:
[Cake Guys Cake Action Two] As I close the SAFE door,a wave of Cake-infused fog billows out through the gap. Moments later, the AMALGAMATION pops out of the SAFE, and into the cloud of Fog. Following its last directive, the cloud takes control of the AMALGAMATION. if Thanatos has not joined us,This control orders it to eat his blood and unmake his flesh with the power of Blood and the power of Oblivion... that kinda didn't fit the rhyme i was going for there. oh well. Anyway, this AMALGAMATION attacks Thanatos,unless he joins us, in which case it kinda stands there.

Thanos emits a golden aura from their fist, enveloping CGC.
Entities ordered.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "Oh no! He's back. And he's added an "at" to his name. It's so scary. Especially since I can't add "at" to my title. The Blue Brigadiater? At that point, I might as well be the Blue Gladiator. Of course, that's not very alliterative. I could be the Gray Gladiator, but that's just too dull. Green is a bit overused too... Hmm... what about the Gold Gladiator!? Yes, for this turn, I will become the Gold Gladiator! Ah ha ha! Gold button, activate!" The ~~Blue Brigadier~~ Gold Gladiator presses a button on his wrist controller. a bottle of yellow paint leaps out of the controller, does a flip in midair, and dumps yellow paint on him. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" He looks down at his wrist. "Argh. How have I been using this silly device for all this time." He presses another button in his wrist controller and it pops of his wrist. As it does this, the wrist controller expands into a long pole with buttons on it. "Much better." The Gold Gladiator taps a button near the very back of the ~~wrist controller~~ staff of control. The tip of the pole begins to thin and the bottom expands out into four tiny wings. The painted yellow alien taps another button on the staff's tip, and the bottom expands out just a bit more, offering just enough space for a small engine to be formed. This engine then turns on, sending it and the Golden Gladiator flying. The Gladiator and his staff begin by just flying straight up without any control. However, the Golden Gladiator... gains control with raw strength? What? No no no, never mind. He actually just tapped a button. It just looked impressive. Anyways, he gains control of the staff of control and angles it right down at Thanatos. This sends him speeding down at Thanoatos, combining the rockets of the staff with the power of gravity. As he falls with style all the way down to Thanatos... he throws himself down at Thanatos, adding more momentum? No, he just pressed a spring button. But what if he had thrown himself forward? Back to reality, the staff flies upwards, leaving the Gold Gladiator flying at Thanatos, all alone. He launches a single punch forwards and flies right into Thanatos... dealing massive damage with his righteous attack? Nope. Thanatos simply swats him down with the Banhammer or Infinity Gauntlet. Well then... that was sad.
Scene 2: As the Golden Gladiator just kind lays there, unconscious, Thanatos chuckles to himself. Changing your name doesn't do anything. To be honest, it's just sad that he even thought it would help. However, the Gladiator begins to stir. He slowly crawl to his feet. Thanatos finds more amusement in this fool who is trying to defeat him. However, the Gold Gladiator begins to laugh. "Ha- ha ha... ha." The Gladiator rises to his feet. "Mad titan? Please. In just the last two minutes, I've been twenty times as insane as you have been all this game. Pathetic." Thanatos is un-phased. The Golden Gladiator mimes Thanatos's expression. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small handle that seems to be made of the same material as the staff of control. The Gladiator smiles. He taps a small button at the bottom of the handle and a short blade pops out of it. Thanatos lets out an even louder laugh. How many fools have tried to kill him with swords? However, the Gladiator taps another button. The handle and blade split down the middle, leaving two swords, one in each hand. Thanatos chuckles at this. Then, the Golden Gladiator presses two more buttons, one on each sword. They both grow another blades, one on each side of each sword. Thanatos still smiles at this childish tool. Finally, the Golden Gladiator just starts spamming every button on each handle. The blades all grow to broadsword length, caps grow over the handle to protect the hands holding them, the blades each grow ten more knife sized blades, and the swords begins to spin around in the Gladiator's hand. Thanatos finds this interesting, but still pointless. However, this pessimism does not deter the Golden Gladiator, who leaps right at Thanatos.
The gladiator begins with a few quick swipes, two with the left and three with the right. Normally, these would be easy to dodge. However, the with all of the blades and the spinning blades, and the other shenanigans, Thanatos has to rely on his hammer --[BANNED]
-- He lets the two weapons spin up to speed and throws them both at Thanatos's two sides, somehow making them boomerang just a bit behind Thanatos. Thanatos finds this to be a simple challenge. He just has to jump up or maybe walk forwards a bit. However, as he thinks about the simplicity of this, the staff of control comes rocketing at Thanatos. The Golden Gladiator leaps up and grabs it out of midair. He presses another button on the staff and a huge battle ax heads sprouts from the top of the staff of control. He takes this and bends the momentum (presses a button) so that he is slicing down right at Thanato's head, landing just as the two swords cut at Thanatos's legs.

You invoke the ultimate artifact, and find a portion of your actions banned from existence. This upsets your flow enough to allow Thanatos to punch you in the face.

DCCCV said:
Am returning, exams p much over
8/30

Action 1:
Fern steps up.
"Thanatos, I've come to bargain!" she shouts. "I challenge you to a High, Low, Far and Wide Jump! Do you accept?"
"Fern, no."
"Fern, yes. Do it."
"...Really?"

Actions 2 and 3:
Bending the Nostril Shot's gravity, Kate pins whatever the heck it is to the ground. She turns to look at "Drake".
"Aren't you going to do anything?"
"What even can I do? Thanos has the Time Stone, and it's not like I can just cast Horrid Wilting, or s-"
Sparks streak out from Drake's fingertips, arcing towards the entity. Desiccation kicks in to remove the schnoz's moisture, leaving the boogers inside crusty and uncomfortable. The nose itself shrinks inwards as well as it gets wrinkly and gross. Due to it's sorry state, epistaxis follows. In english, a nosebleed happens.
"Nice," Kate says, cracking her knuckles. "A perfect opening."
Manipulating the Nostril Shot's blood, Kate drains it out at a much faster rate, messing with any attempts to induce clotting by pulling the platelets out of the blood. Collecting it in a sphere, she levitates it in her palm, ready to use it for her next attack.

Thanatos accepts your challenge...

You attempt to give a nosebleed to a metal tank without a nose. This goes... about as well as you would expect.
40,000 damage. Ouch.

hungry visitor said:
I create a "We love the society" portal to make stuff I do less detailed and have no numbers in it.

After that I create a Trap, also a card, purple/bluish

I also turn into Botsohv, trying to shape reality to be less disappointing.

You recreate the trap card from MTM2 and become Botsohv (sic). Nice.

Cake Guy's Cake asks Thanatos a question. He then enters the SAFE. They close the door and are immediately accosted by a swarm of securitrons. The robots proceed to blast CGC to death, which takes a surprising amount of time considering the dozen or so forms he had left to go through. What happens to CGC's body remains a mystery, as the Soul Gem ends its simulation with their death.
Wait What?
Thanatos stops looking at the Soul Gem, which of course had been simulating this whole ordeal. "So that's what happens. Interesting."
Thanatos, in response to CGC's future question, responds: "Destroying? No. Banning." He apparently has decided to ignore your questioning of why not use descended. Hmm.
He then twists his wrist in a fluid motion, summoning forth a Greater Mind Elemental to posses the Candycane enacydnaC.
Finally, he tosses the Surturbox onto the field.

The Candycane loots the field for artifacts. It blocks with the Glaive Arm and attacks a fire elemental with the Spinning Glaive Arm, killing it.
Nostrilshot charges its weapons. Its Mortars are fully charged!
The hatch on the top of Nostrilshot slowly grinds open. With a mechanical whirring, the mortar rises up from the tank. It will now begin firing on the field for, say, 2 rounds, starting with 3 shots to the lab for 60,000 damage each.

The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.

The Game Master's Face of Fear spits forth The Insult, they who failed their quest was saved by a friend is pathetic. It dissolves. The Face of Glee is finally satisfied defeated fully splits breaks unfurls reveals The Player The Hero wielding The Burden now The Spoil. The Game Master fades into the background of reality.

Cake Guy's Cake regens their infinite sprinkle Hp.
Cake Guy's Other Cake begins their three-action attack. First, they make Thanatos Mad via cake attacks. This is not as bad as it sounds. Next, they use an infinite number of Lobsters to convince Thanatos that they cannot warp reality, which will last for this round only... that is to say that it really only opens the way for CGOC to puncture their... well, everywhere, really. Somehow, this is blocked by the 8coin shield, but it does a fair bit of damage to it.
The Cake uses Knight of Kake on CGOC, granting them a buff and increasing The Cake's Kingdom size.
The Fire Elementals attack Thanatos in a pathetic attempt at an Alpha Strike. They manage to melt the 8coin shield, but pull of little else.
The Ice Elementals continue bodyguarding The Cake.
The Lab charges.
Neo's Robots heal The Cake for 10,000 Hp each.
The Sheep graze in the fields. The battlefields, that is. The grass is dead bodies or something I don't know.

Pweron Dum continues to demonstrate a complete ignorance of The White ever having existed or tentacle'd them into another dimension. They proceed to puke up their advice, as normal.
"yadda yadda oh no Thanatos is around and bad and stuff watch out he's like a puzzle boss or something now I don't know or care really just killify him already."
They regen some health before carrying on.
"Anyways, the Candycane enacydnaC was one of the lab's special snowflakes, and is therefore... special. Have fun figuring out how to kill it. Also, watch Nostril Shot. Better kill it now than wait for it to summon the ninja cats."

[Thanos] Thanatos, the literally mad Titan. 3/500 Hp. Snapped into pseudogodmodderhood, which is not a thing I ever thought I'd have to say until today. ~~8coin Shield: 0/8 Hp, not as bad as it seems.~~
[?] The Banhammer.
~~[A]~~ ~~Infinity Gauntlet. Reality Gem. Mind Gem. Time Gem. Space Gem. Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and CGC.~~ Out of commission for a round.
[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 37,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 4/5. Mortars: 4/4. Ninja Swarm: 5/6. -3 AC.
[AT-Dropop] Candycane enacydnaC: 03:00:30.
[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flame Throwers: 2/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 2/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[A] Tesla Canon: 2/3. (Slagged)
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.

[N] Surturbox. Will explode into Surtur once unfrozen. Bodyguarding Thanatos, maybe? ''Just kinda in the way'' is more accurate. Currently Timestopped.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[AT] Pweron Dum. 60/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
*[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.*
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 120,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. Knight of Kake: 0/6. To me, confectionarians: 7/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [3]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 4% constructed.
[Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 200,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 225,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 3/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 3/3. READY!
[AT-REDACTED] Lesser Fire Elementals. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x3
[AT-REDACTED] Fire Elemental. 43,000/43,000 Hp.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[A] Acidic Spray: 1/3.
[AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 45,000/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi.
[N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 10/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 2/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3.
[AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$43]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin.
[AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 3/3.

[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Animal Masks in a bag.
[A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?
[AG] Hungry Visitor. 20/20 Hp.
[A] The Blue/Purple Card. 1 use.
[AG] Flaming Mageye. 20/20 Hp.
[?] The Burden.
[AT] Desparademon. 20/20 Hp.
[?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp.
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Thanos Skeledop

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

Several million air molecules.
Some advice on how to beat Thanatos from the narrator.
A portion of Gold Gladiator's attack. Approximately one action's worth of spinning blades at someone's face.

The Ego · May 29, 2019

Thanos Skeledop

JOEbob said:
[Bonus]...Scan CGC 3... specifically Third in a... trilogy...?
[1] using the coin gun and 4 coins, Cake Guy shoots nostril shoot to death.
[1]Cake... guy... goes over towards The C-CAKAKKAE FRIND! Y ARE U SLOWY AT NERASHIN NOUW? THIS NOT HEALP Wit CAKAKAKEKKEKEKEE!
yes, sorry... I'm just... dealing ... with two bo...cakes... at once. Haven't done ... that in ... a long tiWAT? YUO NEVIR DID IT BE5! IF UCLOUDL MULTIBRODY, Y Not KOOK MANY CAKE?
As you can... clearly... see, I'm... not great at... this kind of thing.
SHOULD I CAJEBAKENOW INSTEITED?
...I'm... 86...% sure... I'll regret this.
ISSAT BE YESIA?
....fine, sure... whatever.
YAYAYYEE! ILL DO ALL THE CKAKAKES!
I'm still... doing the ...third?... action.
OKIE MOI CAKAKE! ANY WAI!
I GO OVER 2 DA CAKE! THE AUTOANTIBIOCAKERBOOTS ARE HEL IT VERY GOODS BUT THEY DONT ADD ENOUGH CAKE WITH SPEEDS TO SPEEDYNESS ENOUGH THE CAKE!
AM NEED CAKE TO CAKE THE CAKE WITH CAKE MAKE THE CAKE CAKE AGAIN CAKE THOUGH!
AM KNOW BECAUSE S'MORES! THEIR IS CHRISTMAS THING OF SWET1 IF I TURN ITS HEAD INTO CORK AND STUFF UP THE BOTTLE I CAN MAKE LOTS OF SUIGR!
AM VER FAST DO THIS SO FAST THAT SUGAR TURN BROWN AND HARD! I DONNO WHY BUT THIS WILL BE VERY GOOD SHELL. DURABLE! MAYBE IF I CAN DO THIS MORE I'LL-- That's caramel... it's cooked sugar... not good for making pastries. ARE YOU SURREEEEEE?...yes.
ANY-Y IS TAKE BROWN SMELLING TASTE THING AND PUT ON CAKE WHICH MAKES CAKE RAKE IN BENEFITS OF BEING MUCH CAKE. IT NOT GUD FOR PASTRY BUT TEH GCAKES OSGOUD IT CAN MUSIE THIS ANYWAYWYAWYY. no... it just helps because... its in the way. now... it's my... turn...s. all... 6 of them, i... suppose.
OKIE DOKEI!
[1]...sorry for the... ahem... slower... text here. I'll... try to keep this short.
Cake Guy... lets me use... the priceytag... to the extent i'm doing this at...all... anyway. not... actually acting, but... i direct it. like... some metaphor, for directing... a director...?
I... go to the... SAFE... put in the remaining Priceytag cash... add a note... saying...
"Want single-use forwards precision time travel device... should work on things about the size of a small cake. will trade reality-warping cash money. "
if nothing happens... I put instead... "Long term snowballing nigh-indestructable single-use precision stasis pod. will trade reality-warping cash money."

CGC Action One: I watch... FlamingMage-eye... assault the Soul Gem... And make sure Thanatos... doesn't realize what they're... doing. with cloaking... about the same level and sort as... my other... body did last round.
CGOC1] Multitasking... as I keep the gems and FF... cloaked-, I use... the Other... Cake... and the hole formed in... the Soul Gem... to take... the CGC copy-- my mind... and all?... And bring it into this world... to fuse with myself...
CGOC2] I go over to Thanatos... openly, this, time... and use Vicious Cakery... on them. no, i don't, mean vicious... mockery. Cakery is better. It mocks them... specifically for not being a cake. and I use a graph... to prove it. instant... persuasiveness, multiplier. anyway... this makes Thanatos, feel bad about... being literally mad... also... I mock him for... not accepting any of my alternate suggestions... making him... an idiot. He takes... emotional damage.
CGOC3] I harvest... sheeps milk, from the... sheep. and make... a cake.. with it. Then I throw... the badly-constructed... cake... at Thanatos, who is so... despondent... from Vicious Cakery... that he lets it hit him... then it explodes.

Your misspelling causes you to waste your first shot. Four more shots kill Nostril Shot dead, though.

You add 1 AC to The Cake and buy a stasis pod. Your entities are ordered.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
x3...

FM: COMBAT OPERANDI LVL. 99 = = = = > SINS ARE SHACKLES

Mageye returns, busting through the chest of the Game Master like one of those alien guys, and whips out his Metaartifact.

"Hello everyone, I'm sure all of your remember me."
"I'm Flaming Mageye, and I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew- wait no."
"ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY"
"Thanos! Thanatos! Mad Titan! Chin Man!"
"You stand accused of conspiring to commit genocide and also I don't like you!"
"For these crimes and many more.."
"You shall be executed."
The great tropes above smack Mageye midspeech for giving a anime speech. Shoo! DTG has enough of your kind! He ignores it and continues on.
"So!"
"Ladies!"
"Gentlemen!"
"Others!"
"It's..."
"SSSSSHOWTIME!"
Mageye brandishes his Metartifact, a staticky tendril extending across the field. He whirls around, and leaps up, as two great wings of static and blue flame form on him, and he propels himself up.
He stares down at Thanatos Death Chin Man. Holding it up, he twirls the Burden above himself, and it splits into hundreds of tendrils as he does so. Then, he brings it down, and all of the tendrils curl around Death Chin Man, encasing him.
Death Chin Man, restrained, squirms as Mageye walks over there, wings spread. He stares down Death Chin with his one eye, and brings the Burden to the side, yoinking Death Chin Man with it, sending him through the air as the Burden suddenly lets go...
except for one part.
Death Chin lands, and suddenly realizes that Mageye has used the Burden to rip their arm off.
The one with the infinity gauntlet.
Death Chin Man whirls around, holding the banhammer, and finds Mageye dropping his arm to the floor, having taken the infinity gauntlet off of it. Mageye examines the Gauntlet.
"You don't neeeeed this, do you?"
"You already have that fancy hammer!"
Before Death Chin can respond, Mageye throws the gauntlet into the air, grabs... wait what the hell
Everyone stops and stares as Mageye grabs Nedben with the truth, and wielding Nedben and Burden like a ball n' chain, beats the Infinity Gauntlet back and forth in the air, sending it every which way...
And then Mageye lunges up, and spins around, letting nedben fly like a baseball or something, nailing the infinity gauntlet into the sky...
And dislodging the gems, which Mageye grabs as many as he can off as they fall.. wait, no, as people look closer, they realize he's aiming for just two: Reality and Soul. He manages to grab them, and as he does, the rest of the gems fall onto the battered infinity gauntlet and back into place, which then plummets from the sky and onto Death Chin Man's head.
Mageye then channels the power of the two stones, energy crackling around him... A portal slowly begins to form over his head.
((As a note, I'm not going for damage here. I just need the Soul stone and Reality Stone for the duration of my post. If I can only get one, SOUL STONE. I can still pull off my plan with only the Soul Stone))
He then waits.
And waits.
And waits.
Elevatorstuck begins playing in the background.
He continues waiting.
Finally, the Portal finishes opening! And out of it comes the soulclone of Mageye, freed from the Soulstone via the Reality Stone.
The Soulclone then looks at Mageye, who nods. Then, the recent past is recalled.

As seen in this post, I included the Priceytag when I soulcloned myself.
On the turn where I soulcloned myself, the Priceytag had $12,341 Cash Money
Which means..
Mageye's duplicate holds up the Priceytag, and money swirls around.
Mageye links up with his soulclone, and shares his memories of everything that's happened up to this point, along with the plan. The clone nods, and channels the money swirling around.
5,341 CASH EXPENDED!
...And when I say "Expended", I mean ""used in a convoluted scheme to track down, in true Problem Sleuth manner, Mageye's female counterpart, Flaring Mistress, and inform her of the plan".
With the three FMs united, Flaming Mageye hurls a bomb into the Soul Stone rift to kill the Chin Man and Black Order clones inside (but not before stabilizing Soul Stone!FM with the Reality Stone), or at least prevent Death Chin Man from retrieving them, and then chucks the stones back to Death Chin Man, because he's a swell guy. Then, the three FMs C O M B I N E, and the area around them is filled with a whirlwind of static and cyan flame..
7000 CASH EXPENDED
All of the remaining cash is used to purchase all manner of power enhancing devices, voidfire to power up the expanding whirlwind of staticky flame, and also to advertise the fusion. This increases the power of this whole attack. Oh, and then the leftover cash is used on a time travel thing to retroactively power up my soul-stone and reality-stone yoinking, giving it a heavily improved chance to succeed.
With that done, the whirlwind grows even bigger, filling the field...
And then slowly shrinks, absorbed by... something that's floating where Mageye was.
And then, finally, it's gone, revealing the result of the Fusion.
What looks like a huge version of Mageye's eye, crafted of cyan flame and covered in staticky cracks, forms the majority of the thing, floating there. From its back hundreds of wings of blue flame, each of varying sizes, erupt, curving around it, and making the thing look like Galeem or Dharkon. The Burden just kinda floats there, telekinetically held, and extending, now around 20 feet long. The Thing stares down Thanos.

THANOS-THANOS-THANOS ⅢT-ⅢT-ⅢT ⅢS-ⅢS-ⅢS TⅢME-TⅢME-TⅢME
..And the field begins shaking, geysers of blue flame erupting randomly. The Thing continues staring.
Death Chin- Actually, no. I'm not gonna continue that joke because it's annoying to type. THANATOS glances around, banhammer ready, stones reinserted. He can take whatever this thing throws at him, can't he?
Can't he?
[BANNED]

Yes. Yes he can.

Thanatos bans your final attack, but the Soul Gem is still exposed. Your fusion has also gone through. Unfortunately, your damaging of the gauntlet rereveals it to Thanatos. He is no longer literally mad. Just very angry.

Ender_Smirk said:
As Neo is forced back into his body by the agony from those souls, he tries to think of a way to deal with that psycho. Then he notices Thanos returned, with a new nickname and everything, and decides that is worth his attention a bit more. He walks up to this "new" Thanatos, quickly realizing that little is new about him except that he sealed the gems in the gauntlet this time, and he has a swanky new hammer. He decides it is likely time, and internally, an old stored code gets loaded in, and he prepares to fight. On his ocular menu, he sees text flash briefly, and knows the fight will now happen, for better or worse. The words are "Bad Time Mode Activate".
Neo pulls out a weapon that looks like a purple knife or something roughly the height of a person, and maybe half the height, made entirely out of a glowing white and purple energy. He makes an X by slashing straight in front of him, with the center focused on Thanatos, and then, a purple button appears by his hand out of nowhere. It is rectangular, and only its outline and some text on it is visible, with the text saying OVERWRITE. He pushes the button, and suddenly...
(Calling him Thanos from now on because it is easier to spell. Know all Thanos notations are Thanatos from now on in my description.)
Coded miniverse accessed.
Booting up battle sequence: Battle Against a True Neo
Battle sequence loaded.

From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, taking a guess. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. "Not going to make it that easy for you."
Suddenly, Thanos sees a purple heart within a box before him, and instinctively guesses it is supposed to represent himself, when it gets hit by a fireball in the box, and he feels it. Luckily, he is not so weak as to take damage from one fireball, but he realizes enough could do harm, and then begins to move away from where that one came from, somehow moving the thing. This is for less than naught, as another fireball blasts from the side he moved towards instead. Then, large swarms of fireballs fill the square, and he rushes frantically around it, trying to avoid the onslaught, but each time he moves up, down, left, or right, he gets hit. And he can't seem to do anything but control this heart/SOUL. He instantly begins to despise whatever this is. As he thinks that, the SOUL goes into him, and his GUI thing returns. He tries the ACT button, and attempts to pontificate. He quickly realizes that his audience is completely unwilling to listen.
The box returns, and Neo swings the trident down at the box, is eyes flashing blues and oranges in a random pattern. Something like orange orange blue orange blue. Thanos stays still the first and second times, moves the third, stays still the fourth, and tries staying still the fifth, remembering the odd blue aura trick. All but the last hit hits him, with the last one moving as if intangible, as an orange or blue colored swing slashes through Thanos. Thanos then tries Mercy, and tries to flee, but he finds that the overworld for whatever infernal place this is was never created, so he must somehow get Neo to let him leave.
Circles and circles of flame balls blast down at Thanos, as Neo says "You never get when to quit, do you? You never realize when you are out of time. You are far too determined to take that."
Circles continue to close in on Thanos's SOUL, and it begins to get close to dealing a damage. Then, suddenly, the attack ends. Thanos then hits the ITEM button, and then is surprised by the inclusion of a button for the time stone. He tentatively tests it, figuring he has little to lose if it fails. Then time begins to rewind and...
(Cut music here.)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, remembering something. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates from the script, and says "So you figured it out, huh? Too bad for you that I was built with temporal shift scanners. They both transmit what happens in that timeline, and lets me know as soon as the point you rewound to."

He puts away the trident, its purpose finished, and pulls out a blue spear. The spear glows with a powerful aura, and he looks to be prepared to fight even moreso than with the trident. He then says, "In summary, You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT to beat me." He looks to Thanos, and swipes the spear across the box, turning his SOUL a greenish hue, and giving it a blue spear arm thing. Then Thanos has a second or two of time to think before suddenly, a barrage of blue spears appear out of nowhere, and he realizes that he cannot move anymore. He feels spears digging into him, and even though he is healed from the rewind, it stings. He notices, however, that the spear is holding back the spear throws from that side. He tries moving the spear, and begins blocking. This works for all of about three seconds before some yellow spears appear, and circle around him when they are about to hit the spear.
Then, the GUI appears again. Thanos presses the ITEM button, but sees that somehow, he cannot use the Time Stone since he just rewound time. He instead opts for the Space stone, giving himself a portal to block attacks with. Which would have been a whole lot more useful were it not the turn where his SOUL color turns back to normal, and he gets attacked by spears from all directions. He only gets a shield to his side, which is rather useless when running either towards, or away from attacks. As he keeps trying to use it, he just gets hit more and more by spears from the wrong direction, at point blank. He is starting to wonder how this is happening.
He then gets back to his normal GUI, and checks his ACTs, if he can't use the Time Stone at the moment. He now tries to lecture... with approximately the same results as pontificate. Neo continues his onslaught, replying, "You create a pretty two dimensional view, from my knowledge, of what happened on Titan. Or were your people simply too slow witted that there was one man who realized the issue exists, and came up with a radical idea instead of the simple method of finding planets which could sustain life, but didn't yet, to colonize? And now? Now that same man believes that, in a world which by all definitions scoffs at physics, that his same plan is all that can work. You base all assumptions off the fact that you were the only one willing to be that murderous. Population control early on, expansions of your species to uninhabited easily colonized worlds, your options were simple, and yet you couldn't see them." As the spears continue flying, that statement cuts in as well.
Thanos, sees his GUI once more, and sees the Time stone is once more a viable option. He presses that button.
(Music cut off)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates from the script again, this time saying "Still resetting, huh? I hoped you wouldn't, but we both knew you would. Too stubborn to let your ideal die, too stubborn to see any of your own faults."
Neo pulls his right hand into his arm. It quickly pops back out, and it has an orange glove. He yells out, "Time for my BLUE ATTACK."

A barrage of cyan bones rush across the screen. Realizing it is the stationary hue, Thanos simply stays still. He sees no point to this attack, until he sees his SOUL fall to the bottom of the square. "YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT IS MY ATTACK."
Thanos then tries another ACT, quickly realizing he must wait until using old stones. He uses an option of Yell, and suddenly finds himself complaining about this whole experience.
Neo just continues attacking. A barrage of short bones begin randomly rushing along the effective 'ground' of the box, and Thanos tries to move away. He then realizes he can jump, and avoids the last bit. Another wave comes from the other side, and the bones are taller now. He can't jump quick enough, and gets hit by the front end.
Then he tries the Soul Stone in items, and his color suddenly shifts back to normal. He realizes the use of this, but then more bones, larger ones which move up and down as they move past, begin to flow from either side, alternating. He doesn't avoid all of it, and decides to not use that trick again.
He tries to use the Mind Stone on Neo, to which he replies, "NYEH HEH HEH. THIS RECORDED MESSAGE MEANS YOU TRIED TO MESS WITH MY BRAIN. UNFORTUNATELY, I AM IN A PRE RECORDED MODE, SO THAT DOES NOTHING."
More bones flow out for quite a while, seeming to go on forever, including a dog, a field of bones, and a group showing the words COOL DUDE, until finally, the attack ends. Thanos then uses the Time Stone in ITEM to rewind before he must deal with more of this inanity.
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu all over again. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "let's just get to this already."

Neo's left hand suddenly pops into his arm, and then out comes a white skeleton hand, which somehow summoned a blue hoodie onto him as well. He begins his attack and... it is a single, incredibly short bone... and it is slowly moving along the ground. It just keeps slowly trekking across the ground. Thanos slowly decides to just play leapfrog over it while waiting for the attack to end. It eventually does, but it takes its time.
Thanos responds with the pun ACT, saying "I tire of this, tired down to the bone."
Neo responds, "not bad, tibia honest. but you can't ketchup without putting a bit of backbone into it." Then he fires off another bone, and it too inches slowly across the box. It is truly amazing how slowly the bone inches across the screen. You wouldn't believe how slowly a bone could move.
Thanos eventually regains control, and presses the ITEM button, before noticing something called the Real Knife within that inventory. He selects it, and the FIGHT Button returns. Neo gets in one more pathetic bone along the bottom before he hits the FIGHT Button. He swings the Real Knife at Neo.
(Music cut)
Neo dodges the attack by sliding smoothly to the side, and then asks, "what, did you think i would just stand there and take it?"
He simply stands there, and notes "it was a beautiful day outside, before you arrived. same story everywhere, with children and adults laughing together. at times like these, psychos like you...
SHOULD GO BACK TO BURN IN HELL."
Odd dragon shaped skulls appear out of nowhere on the outside of the box, and begin firing, shooting out large laser beams. They fire from all directions, with no apparent rhyme or reason, and now Thanos regrets the FIGHT Button use.

Thanos checks his items, and tries the Space Stone. Now in the box are some nice portals to go through. He needs them, as some large bones run in from all sides randomly, quite quick. Then, his SOUL turns blue, and Neo flicks his left hand to the left. Thanos's soul flies in that direction as a response. He then gets flung to the right by a similar motion. The speed of the flinging gets more and more rapid as Neo swings his hand around, and bones appear below Thanos's SOUL whenever he hits the border, stabbing into it. He then begins to feel something. His sins crawl down his back, as every death he ever caused now appears to have been weaponized, and he feels Karmic Retribution from every one.
He tries the Real Knife again, but misses once more. Now Neo says, "i know you don't recognize your own faults, but you must understand. you murder half of all populations, and when you are there to reestablish order it is bad enough. all species are of chaos, so if you slaughter half without warning, mass panic and turmoil is all that will remain. you need to see this, as otherwise, you deserve the title of god of death for your own stupid delusions. now then, want some more?"
Neo follows up by slamming Thanos into another wall, before tossing him upwards, causing the ceiling of the box to give way as Thanos gets hit by bone after bone. The whole world seems to rail against Thanos, as every few seconds, another bone wall crashes into right where he is. He can't think, only move, accidentally playing into Neo's hand every time he tries. He feels wound after wound, and feels a reprieve when he sees cyan bones coming, only to be rammed by short bones directly after them.
Thanos then tries to use the FIGHT Button, and Neo dodges again. Neo smashes him with more bones, this time making small crosses of bones and making them fly across the box, spinning as they do so. Thanos manages to keep out of the way for the most part, but it is a close shave.
He takes another swing, believing he can end this soon. Neo dodges again. Then, Thanos sees more of those dragon skull shaped blasters, and has but a moment to begin trying to dodge before a blast from one slams right into him. Then another appears to his left, and blasts him again. He begins to realize he should move, and quickly moves down, only for the blast to come from directly below him. Thanos tries moving into a corner, only for the shot to appear from a diagonal angle. This game of cat and mouse with the blasters continues for a bit, with Thanos getting more and more desperate.
He finally gets a chance to take a swing, and takes it, only to miss again. Neo then launches Thanos to the ground, before launching a barrage of blasts along the floor of the box. Thanos manages to dodge a few of the blasts, but they all seem to be timed as he lands, no matter how he varies his jump timing. He takes another jump, only to have the blast shoot at him from the top of his jump. The blasts now seem to be directly tracking his actions, leaving no ability to dodge.
Thanos then gains back control, and decides that FIGHTing is the only option. This is a mistake, as he gets tossed around the box, with the blasters following him, and the bones walling him off into the middle of the blaster spams. He gets caught in traps composed of cyan bones, right as a barrage of blasters occur, keeping him damaged whether stationary, or mobile. He sees a few platforms incoming, only to realize too late that he is BLUE, and must jump from platform to platform to survive. He tries and tries, but he simply cannot keep up.
He feels battered and bruised as he relents, deciding to use the ITEM button. Maybe the next weapon will be easier to survive. Thanos uses the Time Stone once more to escape this madness, with the last thing he sees there being Neo smiling wide at the titan.
(Cut music)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos sees something again, getting used to this.. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu all over again. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "We're closing in on the endgame. I hope you don't think that means I have ran out of weapons."

Then, a single Cyan Blue Knife, and an Orange Glove appears on either side of Neo's head. Somehow, they seem silhouetted by heart shapes that radiates PATIENCE and BRAVERY.
Following this, a Darker Blue Ballet Shoe appears a bit over the cyan knife, with a Purple Book on the opposite side, silhouetted by heart shapes radiating INTEGRITY and PERSEVERANCE.
Lastly, a Green Frying Pan appears over the ballet shoe, followed by a Yellow Gun to the opposite side, silhouetted in KINDNESS and JUSTICE.
The Knife goes first, as Thanos has to dodge between strikes from a Knife which moves in such a way that the only consistently safe place is the starting point, which Thanos doesn't recognize.
The Glove follows, slamming around the box in a way that constant movement is required towards the last attack to avoid the next. Thanos misses the hint completely.
Next, the Ballet Shoe comes out to play, rushing around the window that Thanos's SOUL is in, leaving only room towards the bottom to avoid it.Thanos takes a few hits, but realizes to do so, and misses the majority of hits.
To continue the attack, the Book floats to the side of the square, and begins to shoot out words at Thanos. Word such as MURDERER, PSYCHOPATH, and UNNECESSARY rush at him, barraging him for quite some time, and he feels drained after that section from the sheer time it takes.
Following the Book, some Frying Pans appear overhead, tossing out flame below them on occasion. Although dangerous, the flames are not too difficult to avoid, so he is mostly safe during this attack.
Then the Gun appears. Unlike the others, its attack pattern is simple and direct. It spins around, directly shooting Thanos every chance it gets, and giving little dodge time. Thanos doesn't have as much luck with this one.
Then Thanos finally gets his turn, and he tries to use the ACT call for help… But nobody came.
Then the next wave of attacks, starting with the Glove and Knife repeating their original patterns simultaneously. This is more difficult to avoid for exceedingly obvious reasons.
Then the Shoe begins attacking, leaving little room to avoid it. The Book helps out by spamming out a barrage of words, such as FAMINE, RESOURCES, and OVERKILL, keeping the heat on for a long time.
Following this, the Frying Pan begins throwing around flames, but with the Gun shooting everywhere Thanos goes, he becomes quickly less than healthy.
To finish it, the Knife gets caught by the Glove, the Book rests itself on the Shoe, and the Gun attaches itself to the Pan handle before they fly into action, the Knife getting swung around, the Book moving fast with its word barrage, and the Gun swinging the flame from the Pan in a wide arc, leaving little room for error in Thanos's movements.
Thanos then gets to using his Time Stone ITEM.
(Music cuts)

From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos sees something again, much to his annoyance. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling deja vu, even further beyond. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "Everyone has hopes still. What gives you the right to crush them. All those people dream of tomorrow. Who are you to make half those dreams false? That was always Smirk's mission, to make true those hopes, to let everyone have their dreams. Mine? Mine was to stop those who refused to allow those hopes to come to pass. Guess who fits the bill?"

Above Neo's head, a blade spins into life. Another quickly follows. As they spin, lightning crackles around them. They slowly begin to fall into his outstretched hand, with star shapes sparkling all around them. He then holds them before him, and they suddenly glow with many colors, making Thanos temporarily incapable of sight. As the glow fades, the world around Thanos begins to shift colors from a black and white pallet, to a shifting array of colors.
Suddenly, stars begin to fall on the box, hitting the side only to scatter into smaller ones which make a barrage flow over everything. They hit the top first, and then begin hitting the sides and bottom. The tiny stars leave little room, and Thanos finds great difficulty in dodging them. He tries to rush away from the attacks, but he can't seem to avoid most of the tight small star pattern, and is riddled with stars. He gives a long sigh of relief when the stars vanish.
He then attempts to Hope, but he feels none, as his attempts to crush others' accidental as they were, have ruined his own hopes' power. Then Neo slashes around with the two blades, leaving very little room for avoidance. He slashes upwards and downwards, side to side, and then leaves four pointed stars which rush Thanos.
Thanos attempts to remember his Dreams, but all he can see are the ones he crushed. He then sees lightning strikes from above him rain on him at random. They sparkle in a rainbow of fury, and he doesn't notice the boxes announcing their location until the last bolt.
He tries to use the Soul stone, and his SOUL turns yellow. He tries to fire back at Neo, as Neo unleashes bursts from odd, tube shaped Blasters. The blasters shoot odd little squares in a spray shot, until suddenly turning around and shooting a massive beam at him. Thanos sees no consistent way to avoid them, and takes plenty of shots.
Thanos tries the Space Stone, which makes large portals appear at each end of the box. He uses these to avoid some of the attacks, as both the blasters, and the swords combo attack him. The blasters shift to the side, blasting the spray of squares out at him, which leaves him open when a sword makes a swipe at him. The Portals allow him, however, to avoid a sword which was herding him into the way of a blast from the blasters.
Thanos tries to use the Reality Stone, and then finally realizes something is wrong. He sees nothing change. Absolutely nothing.
(Music cut.)
One last strike from this attack method blasts down onto Thanos, as a giant goat headed blaster appears in the background, and he sees more squares blitz him. But as that happens, Thanos focuses inwards, telling himself that it isn't real…

It works, and Thanos sees the real world. He sees a battlefield with no one directly in front of him attacking him.

From behind him, Thanos hears mechanical noises, as something prepares itself to attack. Behind him, stands Neo, pulling out the weapons from Thanos's recent terrible trip through combat. He equips many, and begins to give a smirk that makes Thanos quickly realize that he may be outgunned, as his gauntlet is no longer functional, and he appears to be holding a knife as his only weapon. He only has enough time to think the question of why that is before Neo throws the red Trident from before up into the air.

Suddenly, miniature tridents begins flying all around, the air around them ablaze as they soar straight at Thanos. He doesn't even get a second to try to rest as he tries to weave between them, as suddenly, some bones begin to shoot out behind him, stabbing him in the back. He then sees one of the Dragon skull blasters bear down on him, and feels the blast from it. He tries to roll to the side to avoid it, only to see a rain of lightning blasts on one side, and a barrage of spears flying along the other. He tries to brave the spears, but as he does so, he gets overrun by blasts from one of the cylinder blasters, with squares and rainbow beams flying everywhere. He then suddenly gets directly engaged by Neo, wielding a sword in one hand, and a spear in the other, as the trident continues its rain of mini tridents. He takes stabs and slashes, leaving those four pointed stars in his wake as he twirls around in a dangerous whirlwind of attacks.
Star shaped projectiles fall everywhere, and Thanos is beginning to feel nostalgia for the attacks with just the white glove. Speaking of, Thanos is suddenly launched into the air, where random bombs with cross symbols suddenly appear. Thanos soon realizes that they explode in that shape whenever they get hit, as he rushes through a swarm of them. Then, miniature robots that look like calculators begin to fly at him, wielding little swords, and cutting into him every couple seconds. He gets slammed into by repetitive walls of blocks, getting more annoyed by the second. Neo just smirks.
Neo then decides that that is enough of a flying lesson, and begins teaching Thanos about geology by giving him an object lesson in the durability of rocks, by way of using a Titan's face to break them. This is followed by mountains of random bones jutting into Thaos, with no real way to guard against them, as he is busy trying to think past how much he is growing to hate both Neo, and rocks.
Thanos then feels more rushing pains, as he gets brought back up to ground level, only to be assaulted by a rain of fire that carpets everything he is. The flames grow and grow, as Neo grabs the Trident from the air, letting the spear take its place on raining down ammunition on Thanos. As that happens, Neo swishes the Trident through Thanos, sometimes hitting with orange slices which cut anything stationary, and other times with Cyan slashes, which shreds anything that moves. The slashes become more and more violent, and then, Neo pulls back out his purple knife. and slashes Thanos's eyes. Thanos is once again in that world of illusion, and tries to break free, while not being able to tell what is actually hitting him, and what is just the illusion.
Neo then stands before Thanos, wielding both swords in his alternately gloved hands, with the spear and trident swinging around in midair, providing all the extra air support Neo needs. Neo slashes at Thanos, letting the cylinder blasters fire every other slash. He lets his four pointed stars tear into the Titan. He watches as star shapes fall upon Thanos among lightning blasts. Neo then turns, as if ignoring Thanos, and when Thanos tries to capitalize by way of a slash with the knife, Neo slides to the left without taking a scratch. He then launches Thanos upwards once more, making wave after wave of bones stab into him, followed by the dragon head blasters.
The auraed weapons then get in to the action. The knife begins slashing, bringing an army of its kin with it, while the glove keeps punching and slapping, bringing along a few hundred close friends as well. The book allows a whole dictionary of negative words to spill forth upon Thanos, while the ballet shoes do a tapdance on him, stomping all the way. The pan catches every time Thanos tries to stab Neo back, and then the gun just takes shot after shot, blasting Thanos with a barrage of yellow bullets.
As the bullets rain, more of the blasters begin to barrage Thanos with both rainbow, and monochromatic white blasts. Neo slashes in tandem with the knife storm, letting Thanos feel a thousand slashes within the space of a millisecond. He then grabs the spear, and raises his right hand, making a barrage of cyan bones, and blue spears stab into Thanos. Unfortunately for the titan, spears don't work the same as bones, and therefore, he gets quite stabbed by the barrage.
Suddenly, a disco ball appears over Thanos, randomly hitting him with lasers of alternatingly white, cyan, and orange lights. This gets followed up by the cylindrical and dragon skull blasters both unloading a salvo on Thanos, leaving him little chance to avoid damage.
The book then joins the action, sending out the words HATRED, SUFFERING, and MADNESS at Thanos, with the frying pan tossing flames onto them to add to the pain from the strikes. This continues for a while, with words such as ENDING, FINISHER, FINALE, and DEATH rushing at Thanos.
The glove storm all catch some of the raining miniature tridents, and begin swinging them around like mad, all out of order, varying between orange and cyan swings, with some of the opposites coinciding at the same instant.
The ballet shoes then get in on the action, catching some bones which Neo flings skywards and kicking them titanwards. They also kick Thanos into position for quite a few attacks he might have dodged otherwise.
As that goes on more lightning falls down before Neo grabs the trident. He stabs it into Thanos's eye before pulling the spear to do so to the other eye. This is followed up by him stabbing the sword which have proven to have the power to summon indefinite stars (sun=star), up the rear end of the titan, where they begin to burn with a flame of rainbow colors.
As this happens, Neo finally pulls off the orange glove, and reveals one finger, which appears to have some variety of power armor on it. The rest of the hand the finger is on quickly extends over to Thanos, sneaking itself along until they are inside the infinity gauntlet itself. Then, the Gauntlet Snaps, but Thanos is no longer touching any of it. Neo is the one holding all of it, since he covers Thanos's hand with his hand. As that happens, the index finger which has been busy pointing and miming clicking, clicks one last time, and suddenly, the gauntlet has been cut from the mad titan's inventory, and pasted into Neo's. Neo then uses all the mana in the finger, along with abusing his robotic nature, making him much better at not being injured by energy, to snap.
For a moment, nothing happens. Then, Thanos suddenly begins to notice that he is turning to dust. Simultaneously, the swords which clearly exceed 20 suns in energy explode violently, although Neo quickly absorbs the energy which doesn't go into destroying Thanos, converting that energy directly into the swords as slightly shorter versions from the energy lost. He then checks on an odd USB drive. He sees that it has ended the replay. He then pulls out another USB which has been recording the whole attack, and thinks through how he can get it to Smirk.
(If you want to argue I don't have the energy to pull this much in one action, then my 8cp are used in the process of begging to differ.)

Your attack starts off well, until a gust of wind is unbanned in your face. Golden Gladiator flies out of nowhere and swords you a bunch. The Narrator screams at you about killing godmodders. Blazing Deity's ultimate attack explodes in your face from the banhammer.
Turns out leaving Thanatos with his ultimate weapon was a bad idea.
You two manage to fight each other to a standstill, until a sliver of your attack power slips through.

1 damage.

hungry visitor said:
Now for the second attack against disappointing reality, I replicate more.
It is Carnival time!
A sphere of colorful light and music erupts and expands violently.
Go play some Carnival games!

Still the wrong game.

Karpinsky said:
1x action: I throw a dozen Explosive Clocks at Thanatos. They'll explode if they hit him.

1x action: I use the Scythe of Death (which I'm borrowing for this) and slash at Thanatos. It cuts him, and his very soul starts to drain out from the wound.

1x action: I project psychic images of death and destruction and defenestration and doom and all that into Thanatos's mind, preventing him from taking meaningful action while they're active.

The clocks miss Thanatos.

Death fights you tooth and nail for his scythe back. Thanatos fights you fist and hammer for his own life. You lose both fights and two teeth.

Thanatos dispels it with the Mind Gem.

Nedben said:
A1: Ushiwakamaru, ever the strategist, reports Thanatos to the admin abuse commission. Despite not existing, the office of banweapon abuse, regardless of rank, forces Thanatos to undergo a prolonged and boring punitive investigation, complete with criminal trial.
A2: Regardless of the main trial outcome, a relevance injunction from the Socialist Government of Physics forcibly protects air from unjustified bans until Thanatos can fix their moderation incontinence problem, and unbans air (creating a rather massive airburst).
A3: Ban Ki-Moon, the Supreme Ban and former United Nations Secretary General, prepares to handle the aftermath of the trial. If Thanatos just banned his way out or otherwise abused power to escape justice instead of a reasonable legal defense, Thanatos is getting kamehameha-ganked from all manner of directions and the ban victims are getting unbanned!

There are no admins in this game, sadly. It's a forum game.

You gather a few air elementals to your cause, until they immediately dissipate because air got unbanned during Neo's action.

Thanatos did not, unfortunately, so Ban Ki-Moon does nothing.

Winkins said:
2 charges

Not sure what to do with the animal mask, he gave it to the Silver Doggo. The doggo, being only a dog (a SILVER DOG, but still a dog), simply chews on the bag and chew the masks in the bag like chew toys. He finds particular delight in chewing the cat and squirrel masks...

Wielding the HVMS, Loony Uses another Moonchunk as he feels an urgency to use them, and aims towards Thanos. Now let's see what kind of Moonchunk was a part of... a... Moon made of missiles? Uh, well, upon releasing the missile moonchunk the chunk quickly expands into a moon worth of missiles that when the homing switch of the HVMS activates, it activated the homing features of the missiles. The Loony keeps his HVMS pointed at Thanos as to make him the target of the moon worth of electrified moon missiles cascade towards him.

Silver Doggo loves playing with the animal masks! "Look master, I fit a whole squirrel one in my mouth!" is what he would say if he hadn't accidentally hit the "engage battle mode" button on the mask, causing it to expand into a full helmet.
Inside of its mouth.
Killing it instantly.
Yikes.

Anyways, you fire a flaming missilemoon that compresses into itself and flies directly towards where you're pointing the laser pointer.
Very slowly.

JOEbob said:
The Cake... should maybe ...finish, Thanatos, off... if it thinks it can. or... Heal itself... or something...?
CGC Action... two]
there is... no action two... he refrains from using a second action... meaning he's only used half the power of this rounds... Ap, hopefully... But he still acted... so maybe it'll charge TiaT anyway...? I hope... so.
...I also... hope the soul...copy...thing... can fix this... 'not enough thingy thinks'... thing... for me.

Your fused Souls are probably fine, yeah.

paradoxdragon said:
(x1)The Mysterious Force quivers,before spitting out a Bolt of Pure Paradoxical Energy at Thanatos that cuts through his armour by sending them to the Shadow Realm before Sending Thanatos to live through Nedben's Attacks again but distorted and filled with annoying clown funhouse music,mirrors that reflect only himself,a slice of Cheesecake as the judge and Phoenix Wright is playing Prosecution.
(x1)The Armour then comes back to Thanatos as he summons it,unfortunately it's now greatly weakened which means that the F7 Force Tornado heading towards Thanatos will distract him from the next attack,it somehow has a Shark inside it ??
(x1)The Mysterious Force briefly remembers something...and it sends out a Twisted Copy of a Memory of the Shadowscythe hurtling towards Thanatos which distracts him from the fact that the Tornado is nearing a Black Hole and it promptly dumps it and the shark into the Event Horizon of it

Your 2 x player combo of triple attacks finally manages to land a hit. 1 damage, because I'm nice.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "Ha ha ha ha ha! I will kill Thanatos! Ha ha ha ha ha... ha... ha?" The paint slowly falls off of the alien, allowing the Blue Brigadier to return again. "What happened? I feel... I feel like I tried to do something impressive... Ugh... I'd better not try that again." The Blue Brigadier looks at the staff of control he is holding in his hand. "Seriously? How do you even use this thing? Really? All of the buttons are so far from each other. What if I wanted to press two buttons, and the two buttons were on different sides of this... staff? It's just so... inconvenient." The Blue Brigadier taps a button near the very top of the staff, and it rapidly collapses back into the original wrist controller. "Much better. Now then, what to do?... Save Candycane."
With all of the exposition out of the way, the Blue Brigadier dramatically points up into the sky and launches his finger at a button on his wrist controller. A pair of festive socks pop out of the wrist controller. "Hmm... must be malfunctioning. It's not Twistmas for another... 3 millennia?... Why couldn't I have just left the controller alone!? It was already glitchy! The transformation has just made it worse!" As the Blue Brigadier continues to grumble about how stupid the Gold Gldiator is, he walks over to Candycane. "You're three millennia off too. Really, it was already Twistmas just seven centuries ago! Anyways, here, take these stockings. There's probably a spot to hang them somewhere around here." The alien hands the two socks to Candycane, who stares at them confused. As the Blue Brigadier lets go of the socks, Candycane notices a significant weight inside of them. Candycane reaches in to find out what's inside, hoping it's some leftover candy or some other trivial item that fits in a sock. Unfortunately, the two giant socks that were in each of the socks are not candy. Nor do they fit in a sock. The nets explode out of the two socks and catch Candycane by surprise. Candycane attempts to use the Glaive Arm, but unfortunately, is only able to block one net. After all, no one uses two nets. Everyone just assumes that their prey will just get caught the first time and be done with it. Fortunately, the Blue Brigadier has no idea what he's doing and didn't even know the nets were in there.
Scene 2: The Blue Brigadier thinks about what just happened. "How did that happen? I was just trying to get rid of my old Twistmas supplies. Who put nets in there?" He replays the situation in his mind. "Hmm... the only possible culprit is... me. But it couldn't be me. I only had the socks after they popped out of the wrist controller." A thought dawns on him. "The wrist controller did it! But how could it know to?" The wrist controller starts to play elevator music. After a few seconds of listening to this, the alien rises to the challenge. "The wrist controller must be some sentient mind monster trying to eat my brain! Oh no! What to do? What to do?... Ah ha! I should give it to Candycane!" The Blue Brigadier attempts to press the release button. Fortunately, he fails to find it and instead presses something else. A hypno wheel pops out of the wrist controller. It faces Candycane and begins to spin. As the Blue Brigadier watches it spin, he can almost hear someone saying, "You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy." In fact, he begins to mutter it himself. "You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. Sleepy. Extremely sleepy. You are asleep. Asleep I say. Asleep." Miraculously, this works. Candycane begins to fall asleep.
Action 3: Unfortunately for the Blue Brigadier, nothing can be this simple. This puzzle boss has three parts. Block, physical, and mental. The final part is demonstrated as the Greater Mind Elemental attempts to lash out against the blue alien. A psychic scream echoes through the brigadier's mind. He throws his hands up to his ears to try and make it stop. He hears a small suggestion whisper through his mind.
"Freedom freedom freedom freedom."
It's such a tempting idea, the brigadier can't resist. He presses the buzz saw button on his wrist controller. It pops out, and aims itself towards the net around Candycane. The spinning saw makes contact with the net and then... it leaves a tiny paper cut. The Greater Mind Elemental screams in frustration.
"What is the point what is the point what is the point what is the point!?"
The Blue Brigadier shakes his head. "I've been wondering the same thing." The Greater Mind Elemental continues to scream.
"How did you evade how did you evade how did you evade!?"
"Oh, that's easy. At brigading school, I had my brain scanned. You know, to see which role best suited me. Unfortunately, my scan said that I was so easy to manipulate, I'm impossible to manipulate. How about that?" The Greater Mind Elemental screams in agony. The raw stupidity it absorbed by trying to mind control the Blue Brigadier starts to hit in full force. That force then combines with the stupidity of the paper cut buzz saw, scarring the Greater Mind Elemental even more.
"HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID!?"
Those are the Greater Mind Elemental's dying words as the sheer idiocy of the attack strikes at its core. "Me? Stupid? It's the wrist controller that's dumb. It's the one that made the buzz saw. It's so stupid that... it couldn't possibly be a sentient mind monster. Yes!" The Blue Brigaider continues to celebrate about his own theory being wrong.

You exorcise the GME from the Candycane enacydnaC, rescuing it. The GME is also killed.

The Flaming Compressed Missile Moon: Crashing into Thanatos in 3 Rounds.

Well that can't be good.
Thanatos sits and considers things for a second. He looks at his health. He looks at CGOC. He looks at his options.
He twists his hand, freezing CGOC in time. This pushes his timestop ability to its limit.
He then clutches his fist at the Moon. It collapses in on itself.
Flaming Blackhole Missile Moon: Crashing into Thanatos in 3 Rounds.
He waves his hand around a bit. The missiles change form into something... more menacingly dangerous-looking.
Flaming Blackhole AntiMissile Moon: Crashing into Thanatos in 3 Rounds.
And pulls it towards the battlefield.
Flaming Blackhole AntiMissile Moon of Doom: Crashing in 3 Rounds.
More.
Flaming Blackhole AntiMissile Moon of Doom: Crashing 1 Round!

Nothing else is really relevant at this point. Figure out a way to stop the moon from obliterating you and anyone else you care about, as well as stopping Thanatos from escaping his fate!

The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.

All other entities are too busy panicking to act.

[Thanos] Thanatos, the figuratively mad Titan. 1/500 Hp. Snapped into pseudogodmodderhood, which is not a thing I ever thought I'd have to say until today. DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!
[?] The Banhammer.
[A] Infinity Gauntlet. Reality Gem. Mind Gem. ~~Time Gem.~~ Space Gem. Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Corvus Glaive. Exposed.

FLAMING BLACKHOLE ANTIMISSILE MOON OF DOOM: CRASHING IN 1 ROUND TO LITERALLY WIPE OUT EVERYTHING!

[N] Surturbox. Will explode into Surtur once unfrozen. Bodyguarding Thanatos, maybe? ''Just kinda in the way'' is more accurate. Currently Timestopped.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[AT] Pweron Dum. 61/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
*[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.*
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 120,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 1/6. To me, confectionarians: 8/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [3]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Dropop] Candycane enacydnaC: 03:00:30. Caught in a net.
[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flame Throwers: 3/3.
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 3/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[A] Tesla Canon: 3/3.
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 7% constructed.
[Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 200,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 225,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 4/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 3/3. READY!
[AT-REDACTED] Lesser Fire Elementals. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x3
[AT-REDACTED] Fire Elemental. 43,000/43,000 Hp.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[A] Acidic Spray: 2/3.
~~~~[AT-Loony]~~ Silver Good Boi. 0/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi.~~ Killed by expanding Squirrel Helmet.
[N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 10/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. About to unleash the beast... once he gets untimestopped.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 2/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 100,000/100,000 Hp. 75,000/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].
[AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin.
[AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 0/3.
[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [1]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Animal Masks in a bag.
[A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?
[AG] Hungry Visitor. 20/20 Hp.
[A] The Blue/Purple Card. 1 use.
[AG] BLAZING DEITY. 60/60 Hp. Ready to mess a mother up.
[?] The Burden.
[AT] Desparademon. 20/20 Hp.
[?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp.
[A-Part] <==|
[A-Part] <==|
[A-Part] <==|

Thanos Skeledop

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

Several million air molecules.
Some advice on how to beat Thanatos from the narrator.
A portion of Gold Gladiator's attack. Approximately one action's worth of spinning blades at someone's face.

The Ego · Jun 9, 2019

Thanos Dop

JOEbob said:
Well, losing control over cake-self entity sure is One way to fix the toomanyactionsatonce issue...
The Cake uses to me, Confectionarians, to summon Loads of cakes with the KoK buff. like, that's gotta be at least... 12? 12 sounds good. It also makes sure these Cakes are able to hide behind it. With the explosion not doing bodyguard-bypass, and The Cake being completely immune to damage with its kingdom size at 10+, this leaves The Cake immune.
The Cake Retroactively has used Knight of Kake on Cake Guy 2 rounds ago now.
[1]Cake Guy, look at the antimatter moon whatchimacallit.
You know, time reversed matter looks just like antimatter, and Antimatter only interacts destructively with normal matter, not itself.
It stands to reason, then, that time-reversed antimatter looks just like normal matter, and interacts badly only with not-reversed Antimatter.
So what you should really do, cake guy, instead of baking yet another cake, is set up a time slightly-slower-then-stop on the Antimatter meteor to activate right before impact.
NUO IM NOT BAIKED ENOUG CAKES! THIS WIL BEL HLEOPING!
But... fine. Not like I'll be caught in the blast.
I ABKE CAKES SO SUCH GOOD CAKE1
THIS MANY QUALITY CAKE IS SO GOOD. LIKe, AMAZILING LEIBLE GUDS.
SO GOD, IN FAC|, DAT TANATOS DECIDE @ HEATING IT WITH HIS MOUTHZ<.
THIS HAPENS 2 PUT HIM > IN THE DAPTH OF BIG METEOR MON ANTIMARLKTER, FORCING THANATOS TO EITHER GIVE UP THIS SUPER QUALITY CAKE AND KTAJES EMOTIONLA DMAMGES, OR BLOCK HIS OWN ATKA HIMSEFL1!
Some holes in your attack i'd like to clear up, if I may?
YAH SUR IF IT MAEKS MorE CAKES GODNES.
Thanatos cannot use the time gem to speed up because he's already overusing it. He can't use the space gem to move the cake- or otherwise directly affect the cake with any gems- due to Cake Guy sitting on The Cake and taking advantage of TOG's previous possible misinterpretation of how The Cake works to use its gem-like semielemental cake-control, which they'll use to overpower any manipulation of it. He can't make himself not want to eat the cake, because that would result in him not eating the cake, and he doesn't want to end up not eating it, quid quo pro. He can't scarf it down too quickly because then he wouldn't get enough enjoyment.
So there.
[1]NEXT AUOP I TAKEIKE TEH CAKE ANd PUT A CIRCLE OF MOLECULARLY TILING SPHARS AORUND IT
that's a cone.
OK A SPHAR OF OF MOLECULARLY TILING CIRCLES.
I said cone, and those "circles" are cakes.
YAH. SPHONE OF MOELECURLARLY TILING CKAKEK-CIRCLKES
you know what I'm done arguing.
OKIE ANYWAY THIS SHIELD OF SMALLY MANY CAKEKSES SPHAR CONES CIRCLES WILL BE ATAK SHIELDEDIFFIER AROUND TEH CAKE! NOW IT'L BLOCK FIRST ATTACK ON TCKAKEK THIS ROUND.D.
[1]AND THIEN hey no i need this action BUT WHY to not die within 3 rounds RU SUR well basically yes. OKIA FINE FINE BUT LIKE IT; L MUST MAKES ESENESE RIGHT hm, before i try to explain, let me ask a question. would running over to the Game Master and asking them for a Bad thingtm so you might get [?]The Cake make sense to you YES IF ITS;L COULD WOKRSL well then i promise this will make more sense to a sane person then that does.
Ahem, anyway. first I toss the coin gun in the SAFE, which is a bonus action because SAFE trading is a bonus action we know this because of the blingy boi. It has a note saying "giving reality-warping money-launcher which runs on technical definitions of its description, in exchange for a single use artifact which grants a target 1 autododge that round". (If this gets a response, it is then used on the meteor if all else fails, causing it to dodge the ground and not explode.) With that done, he sneaks over to Pweron Dum. closer....
Closer..........
clllloooooosssseeeerrrrr....
suddenly, they grab the cute regen buckler and replace it a 2 turn 1 hp regen buff in the shape and size of the cute regen buckler! Pweron Dum, having the exact same stats until after the intermission is likely to end,and being busy panicking apparently, fails to notice the change, while Cake Guys Cake puts on the Cute Regen Buckler. unlike other sources, which either say 'X R' or specify 'hp', the Regen Buckler says '1 Regen/Round'. this is nonspecific enough to work for Cake Guys Cake, probably.
[Cake Guys Cake] I go over to that Stasis Pod I bought, set up a rocket booster, hop in, close the door, have the booster launch me off the battlefield, and set the pod up to release me whenever it finds a Voidnet site listed under 'the facility' with the same ID I was using for the facilitys orders.

The Cake only manages to summon 10 Lesser Cakes, which is still enough to grant it full immunity.

Thanatos decides to just grab the cake and run instead of dealing with all that hassle. He can eat the cake later.

Your trade goes through, and you successfully apply the autododger to the moon. You also manage to replace the Cute Buckler.

CGC ordered.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
The Thing turns to Blackhole Moon thing.
In hovers over to it, and stares at it.
As we all know, when you stare into the abyss, the abyss will stare back.
This means that the blackhole is sentient, as it could be classified as a abyss. Don't question my logic.
Deiteye promptly bribes the Moon with Lotsa Money to go back to Moonland. We don't want you killing anyone!

Unfortunately, you're now poor and cannot bribe the moon. You brace for impact.

Karpinsky said:
1x action: GRAB THE SURTURBOX AND THROW IT AT THE CRASHING STUFF

1x action: Grab Thanatos and throw him at the crashing stuff

1x action: I know Thanatos dodged that or something, but I anticipated that (and if he didn't dodge, I anticipated that as well). Anyways, where Thanatos is currently moving to is a mine of some kind. He trips it. Some smoke poofs out of it, making a nigh-impenetrable cloud.

Perfect cover for someone to sneak up and stab him. So I try it.

He blocks easily and hoists me up or something. I start laughing. That's when he notices I'm wearing a gas mask, which I don't usually wear.

And that's when the neurotoxin that was in the smoke kicks in.

The Surturbox is tossed into the blackhole past the event horizon.
Eventually, the Fire on the moon begins to fade.

Thanatos, too heavy to be thrown, is instead caught in your gasmine trap. Thanatos decides to BAN the cloud of gas, revealing you in a gas mask. He beats you to a bloody pulp and rips your gasmask off before unbanning the neurotoxins in your face.

Nedben said:
Despara ~~passively charges +3 CP and all that. :menacing:~~
A1: puts Thanatos inside the moon bomb.
A2: puts the moon bomb inside Thanatos.
A3: puts Thanatos inside Thanatos, thus containing the explosion range inside itself.

Shhh.

I was tempted to make this turn Thanatos into DEATHMOON THANATOS for this. Instead, I think I'll meet you in the consequential middle by having Thanatos use the Reality Gem to reseparate himself and the Moon.

Actually, here. Let's say that the moon used the autododger on your action as well. That way the next one won't fail.

paradoxdragon said:
(x3)The Force recognised the Problem, it thrashes wildly as it thinks on what to do.It then decides that the best way for it to do anything is for it to use up itself to blast the incoming Moon Blackhole of Doom away from the AG Side.

Hah, side. The only sides that matter where this beast of a bomb is concerned is The Other Side. As in death. For everyone. Because it's that big.
Still, you manage to increase the likelihood for some entities to survive somehow.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo is actually worried now. He luckily notices something. He still has 8cp. He gets to work.
He pulls out some spare schematics, and then has his energy matter converter cells begin to spit out all the materials. Large hunks of metal and dangerous looking energy rays all get spat out onto the pile, along with canisters of some kind of fuel. He then begins assembling it into one device. First, he places the ray guns in a circle over one piece of particularly dense metal. One might guess, based on its rough gravitational effect on objects nearby, that it has comparable mass to a moon. Then, the ray guns, and the metal chunk, are placed under a cone. Next, Neo quickly rushes around, throwing piece by piece of metal into a cylinder, with a few devices set to pump fuel down to the last segment, which Neo quickly sets up. It is now blindingly obvious what he has constructed. He has built a missile. One comparable to the incoming one.
He then presses a button on a small remote he built for the missile, and the missile shoots off, flying directly at the opposing missile. As the missiles get closer to colliding, the ray guns all fire. They do a variety of things, summarized best by saying the missile is now a matter exact equal to the moon missile, and when the two make contact, an array of portals similar to Smirk's black hole bomb tech will capture the blast, rebounding it around, although this one then goes into the edges of the Void so that no one will be injured by the fallout. Unless Thanatos is still present. If he is present, he just gets to absorb that fallout with his quickly disintegrating body.

With a large chunk of CP, you create an equal-yet-opposite action to counteract the Moon. Also lasers. By "a matter exact equal" to the moon I assume you mean it is also made of antimatter. As everyone knows, multiplying two negatives gives you a positive. As everyone also now knows, I know nothing about particle physics. Anyways, you cause all the missiles to detonate early in a massive explosion high above the air.
You create several portals to attempt to redirect the blast, only to find that none will manifest. This is, upon closer observation, a result of Thanatos' Space Gem meddling. The fire from the explosion is instead pulled into the blackhole.

hungry visitor said:
Sighing the Botshv swat away the moon... this is so disappointing.
Then with a precise kick they move the moon so that it hits Thanatos.
Then they start playing whack a mole.

You redirect the Blackhole Moon of Doom a bit more towards Thanatos.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "I- I don't know- I don't know what that is. However, I think that there is an extremely simple way to deal with this." The blue alien presses another repetitive button and gets a pen and paper. On the paper, he writes "You can buy The Smoldering Remains of a Total Party Kill for the low low price of literally any weapon. Order now!" He opens up the safe, throws the paper in it, and lets the FLAMING BLACKHOLE ANTIMISSILE MOON OF DOOM fly into it. He then calmly closes the safe. "Problem solved."
Scene 2: "Wait wait wait, the Banhammer can also Unban things? I feel lied to. It should be the Now It's Gone, Now It's Back Hammer... or the Hammer of Hi and Bye... you know what, Banhammer works." The alien taps a panel on his wrist controller and nothing seems to happen. The Blue Brigadier walks up to Thanatos and starts rambling. "Hey Thanatos. Thaaaaanatos. Thaaaaaaanaaaaaaatoooooooos. T-H-A-N-A-T-O-S. Thanatos. Yes, you, Thanatos. Ban. That's right, Ban. Ban. Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban- I won't stop until you tell me to. -ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban BAN!" The Blue Brigadier takes a deep breath. "Banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban-" Years pass. "-banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban..." The Blue Brigadier's "ban"'s become quieter and quieter, slower and slower. Thanatos starts to hope that the Blue Brigadier has run out of air. The Blue Brigadier falls to the ground and continues to mutter the word "ban", just barely audible. He continues this for what feels like days. Then, suddenly, the Blue Brigadier leaps into the air with renewed energy and continues, "BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN-" Finally, it's too much for Thanatos, and he bans the Blue Brigadier's saying of the word ban. The alien's mouth is zipped shut. Unfortunately for Thanatos, this is what the wrist controller wanted. As Thanatos had focused on the Blue Brigadier's incessant whining, the wrist controller had done two things. Firstly, it had abused the vacuum of time energy caused from the Time Stone being incapable of use to trap him and Thanatos in one of those "One year inside is one second outside" boxes. Secondly, it rigged the box to explode the second the Blue Brigadier wasn't saying the word "ban". And so, as the Blue Brigadier gets banned, a thing that is apparently temporary(?), the room explodes with the power of a year's worth of explosives, taking Thanatos with it.
Scene 3 - The Blue Brigadier is back(?) because only his action was banned(?). Because he assumes Thanatos died, he takes the time to actually scan the sheep and figure out what they are.

Unfortunately, you get accused of false advertising as a result of players having removed a bunch of those prefixes to the Moon. The SAFE returns it to you, having only stolen the "of doom" suffix and some style from it. Bastards.

Thanatos instead decides to use the Mind Gem to remove your ability to speak. Because yeah. The box explodes on him, but he manages to speed up his own time in order to outrun it.

You scan the sheep, and discover that they are perfectly normal sheep. Except that their Hp meter has been replaced with a meter measuring their... animal...ness???? It's bizarre, to say the least.

And so begins the final EOTB of the game.

The BLACKHOLE MOON careens towards the battlefield. Thanatos attempts t-
No, that won't do.
That won't do at all... after all this... no...

Conclusion post in progress.

You get up from your desk, which you have been sitting at for the past 4 hours. Your mind briefly flits across the notion that using a laptop on a desk top is somewhat ironic before landing on the actual issue at hand.
You need a freaking break.

You walk out of your room with barely a thought for the decor: A minimalist-futurist sort of design that would be very out of place in, say, Sol 3 in the year 2019 A.D. Of course, your planet is not that planet, and the year is nowhere near that year. In fact, you are so completely detached from such a location in spacetime that you would be thoroughly confused at most notions that would come up in a discussion of the interdimensional travel required to reach there from where you currently are.

You exist your habitation dome. Your Home, as the official slang puts it. Again, the irony in that last part fails to dodge a collision with your train of thought. The train just keeps on keeping on, however, barely stopping to acknowledge the interaction. Your mind has other places to be...

The streets are quiet tonight. As you walk, you're far more often compelled to observe statues of the Emperor that litter just about every road-island-thingy and small park that you come across than the human beings that you occasionally cross while walking. Again, the streets are quiet tonight.

You stop suddenly and turn to face the... store? The government-approved store on the side of the street which appears to be selling merchandise.
There's the generic stuff, obviously. Tools, globes, accessories and devices branded with the Red Wings of Glory that serve as your planet's emblem. Then there are the costume parts. Coats and glasses and armor pieces of red and green and red again. Following that are the timepieces and banners and then the emergency SOS devices.

Ah, and there are the grand prizes. Lottery tickets for entering one of the Official Government KtK Games.
Honestly, for anyone not raised with the Emperor's bizarre fascination for forum games being enforced onto the general populace since time immemorial, it would probably seem strange that the genre is, to your society, analogous to cinema.

This, then, explains your choice of medium for creating your game. Not quite so weird to try and create an online reenactment of a famous historical event in that case, is it? No, not inherently. Maybe the weirdness was more a result of how it was run. Bringing on random history nerds to serve as your players/actor analogues was... probably not the way to go when attempting to recreate history. You'll grant your players this: They were certainly creative when it came to areas where the official records are vague. Time-travelling robots, aliens allied with humans, whatever the heck the guy playing Adrian Celstus was up to with his conspiracies.

You sigh. You sure as heck hope that the Freemasons (The Emperor's ironically-named secret police) won't get you in trouble for your game's accidental takes on events. You know they have a tendency to exaggerate their reactions to things like this on occasion.
Actually... there was that point where a few players disappeared for a while... worrying.

All this is really besides the point, though. You have to get back and finish your game. Seriously. It's been a fun ride and all, but you've really been putting off that conclusion for a while. You suppose it's just because you... you don't know. Honestly, you have no idea about anything anymore.

You guess you'll just head back home and get back to work on it.

The BLACKHOLE MOON careens towards the battlefield. All of your efforts that you set towards either decreasing the blast size or pushing it away from your side of the field have made it so that the vast majority of the final devastation will be focused on Thanatos himself.

Thanatos himself realizes this. Fortunately for himself, his Reality Gem has rec- No, wait, he already used it this round.
Uh, Thanatos uses the Sp- no. M- why?

Thanatos begins to panic.
The sphere of death approaches closer and closer. Across the battlefield, entities begin getting dragged upwards by the force of gravity. Soon, artifacts and terrain elements begin to follow as well.
Thanatos feels himself getting lighter- no, wait. He's being pulled upwards. Despite his weight, he begins accelerating towards the massive mass along with a bunch of other things that formerly littered the battlefield. As he rapidly accelerates more and more towards the Blackhole Moon, he realizes that he is left with no other choice.
Using the free Chronological charge he has, he manipulates the temporal portion of the fabric of spacetime to cause the blackhole moon to instantly disintegrate via Hawking Radiation.

Entities and battlefield chunks and artifacts and Thanatos himself all fall back to the battlefield in a generally painful manner. Besides this, the whole battlefield is blasted with radiation. These two factors severely damage nearly everyone, and result in the destruction of the candy cane, the snowflake canons, some elementals and the medibot squads.
Thanatos, upon pulling himself to his feet, takes a moment to contemplate his situation. The sheer power of most of your actions this round alone mean that he has very little chance of survival.
With what will be his final action, he transfers the second timelock from CGOC to the Infinity Gauntlet.

Instantly, all the entities still in fighting shape assail and assault Thanatos in a fight which culminates in the newly-freed CGOC using a graph + vicious cakery on Thanatos.
Thanatos, defeated and dejected, dies of diabetes from eating the cake he was given this round.

...Kind of a sad end, really.
Anyways, CGOC gets first dibs on looting the corpse for having got the kill. Congratulations to everyone for having participated in slaying the Mad Titan. I'll let this run a round more to allow everyone to set their affairs in order. Meanwhile, I'll uh...
I don't know.
...

The sheep graze as if nothing has happened. CGC's action will be delayed, as I'm assuming he doesn't want to blast off in a stasis pod without his voidship yet. The rest of your entities turn to you, unsure of what to do now.

~~~~[Thanos]~~ Thanatos, the figuratively mad Titan. 0/500 Hp.~~

BLACKHOLE MOON: Currently releasing matter and energy previously absorbed.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flame Throwers: 3/3.
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 3/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[A] Tesla Canon: 3/3.
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
[A] Acidic Spray: 2/3.
[?] The Banhammer.
[A] Infinity Gauntlet.
[A] Reality Gem.
[A] Mind Gem.
[A] Time Gem.
[A] Space Gem.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife.

[AT] Pweron Dum. 64/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
[A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 120,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 1/6. To me, confectionarians: 8/8. Renown: [0]. Kingdom size: [13]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 8% constructed.
[Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 100,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 4/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
~~~~[AT-Loony]~~ Silver Good Boi. 0/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi.~~ Killed by expanding Squirrel Helmet.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 5/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 2/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [KoK]
*[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.*
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 25,000/100,000 Hp. 37,500/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].
[AT] Pastry Paladin. 15/20 Hp.
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp.
[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 15/20 Hp.
[A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 0/3.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [1]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Animal Masks in a bag.
[A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?
[AG] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp.
[A] The Blue/Purple Card. 1 use.
[AG] BLAZING DEITY. 55/60 Hp. Ready to mess a mother up.
[?] The Burden.
[AT] Desparademon. 15/20 Hp.
[?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp.
[A-Part] <==|
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Thanos Skeledop

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

DCCCV · Jul 30, 2019

Everyone, thank you all for waiting. As we ease back to the main story, let's see what happens after Thanos was defeated....

JOEbob said:
CGOC picks up the Banhammer and hands it to CGC, who puts it in the stasis pod they'll be using.
Cake Guy proceeds to rush forwards and grab the Reality gem, which they quickly put to use making The Cake healed. TIS WORK S ESCPESHULY WEL BECUSK CAKES ARE FULNDALMENTAL PORTS OF RELIAYT... yeah sure whatever...
The above is all 3 of Cake Guy's actions.
CGOC spends his two remaining actions- or maybe 3- on helping the voidship along by making cake golems which will work on it too.
CGC points out the cute regen buckler should have regenned them. Then they cast a spacial expansion spell on the Stasis pod, allowing them to fit an entire voidship in there when they go in (they will be going in, once the intermission proper ends, or maybe sooner.)

[FREE] CGC then walks over to Pweron Dum.
"Sorry about wasting all of your interdimensional credit card, but if I hadn't done it Thanos would so..."
"I did try to give you the card a few times but it didn't take."
"Anyway, you were wonder what's up with Cake GuHALLO I AM CKAIEK MAN I MAKE CAKES WOULD U LIEK TO MAKE ME CKAESKS?
"Ahem. I'm talking" OKIE FINE I;L VBE QUEST WHILE FIXING TEH CAKES HEALTH WITH THE POWER OF LOGCIL
"That refers to when your method actually makes... nevermind."
"So anyway, you don't get what's up with Adrian, I take it? Well, it all starts a long time ago, in a universe far away..."
"During the Psi War, a war by a Godmodder to destroy all that was Godmodding, the Psi Godmodder needed more reinforcements, descended specifically. One planet his forces searched was... well, not that exciting of a place, really. but on the Planet lived Adrian Celstus. and no, I can't name my source for this in too much detail. obviously, Adrian was a descended."
"Now, Adrian's mind was a special case. you know those quests where like 10 people are controling one character? It was like that, sort of..."
"Except instead of inputs from the merely interested, they got inputs from descendants from the far future"
"so perhaps it all started a long time ahead in a galaxy soon to be forgotten by the stars..."
"There was a descendant named JOE. or, no, not really. There was a universe that was a descended, and it sent out selves."
"most of them were named JOE."
"The dominant self, a straight, souped up expression of the universe's magic system, fought in a war, a Godmodding war, against the greatest Godmodder known at the time."
"and then a miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"they seized a specific mote of power, and then another self rose and took it. With that mote, they took control for a long, long while."
"This was a future dominant self, one focused more on the concept of descendancy then magic... They took the body and held it. and when they finally, finally left, they had left their mark as well."
"Time... passed it by."
"And the mark grew to dominance, forgetting all the specifics, and took part in the next Godmodding war, the greatest since Psi. the greatest Possible since Psi."
"They took part on the side of the Godmodder. because of course they did."
"Then the first self began seizing back control, snatching away turns and actions every so often."
"During this time is when they and others reached back to Psi's time, or thought they did, and manipulated Celstus."
"And then a Miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"The Dominant incarnation of JOE of that distant future won a vote to become "a cake themed descendant". They had their hooks in, then."
"So Celstus was to become of Cake, and when other descendants grew bored, JOE kept nudging, pushing, for an obsession that would be easy to control."
"Back in the greatest Godmodding War since Psi, or perhaps Ever..."
"A Tragedy Occurred."
"And in the endless moment of that Tragedy, the still-dominant self reached back in time to the specific mote of power and took control."
"They hated that time's self for the control it snatched back, and that time's remnants would hate them for this seizure and the later subsumement."
"And so the Loop closes."
"At any rate, while they control that time's self with the mote of stolen power,there is an opening leading to this event rising to their attention in the middle of a fight with a dark god."
"So the consciousness goes through time and joins the (quite well manipulated and quite insane) Cake Guy, as me; in this body."
"Cake Guys Cake."
"Oh, and the cause of the opening leading to the original form of this event rising to their attention is probably, pseudoparadoxically, this very reenactment."
"I hope that clears everything up."

Entity suggestion: The Cake uses its action to heal its mooks?

Unfortuantely, the Banhammer fades away before CGOC can pick it up. Thanos Godmodder BS, a one-fingered salute at you. CGC does get regenned though. Cake Guy has the Reality Stone, which he uses to heal The Cake for 20,000 Hp, because I am ruling that Cakes are not necessarily a vital part of reality! Why else would the peasants be angry at Marie Antoinette? The Stasis Pod can now fit a Voidship, which is now at +30% Progress!
I also see Adrian and JOE's backstory. That is most definitely a sequence of words.

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS:

I'll take the Gauntlet itself. Never know when that'll come in handy. The gems can go to other people.

You now have the Infinity Gauntlet!

Nedben said:
Good game, everyone.

Perhaps it would be best to elect a bearer for the unified gauntlet. Simply shattering it will cause it to be regathered and whatnot.

FOCUS: The Despara communion sorts some affairs out and prepares to transcend back beyond the looms of fate and the weaves of reality.

You sort out some nebulous affairs!

paradoxdragon said:
(FOCUS) The ethereal echo imprint in the Force pulses once, twice then fades away in a healing burst of energy...it has fulfilled its purpose...and it gives what information it has collected to...a being...somewhere far away...leaving behind an Artefact of the Force for others to remember it by.

You leave behind an Artifact of Force.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
The Thing's eye turns into a massive maw and sucks up the Space Stone, and Soul Stone. If it can, it also takes the Mind Stone. The Thing's maw reforms into a eye, and a mixture of smugness and anticipation radiates from it.
It then flies off, to meet with a certain elven archmage.

Simultaneously holding three Infinity Gems in tandem causes you to take 3,~~000~~ Damage. As you attempt to fly off, the gravity exerted by the Black Moon pulls you towards it.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo picks up the Time Stone, and puts it in the slot he had placed the Power Stone earlier. Then he quickly rushes off to fill in some plotholes I have described in the Discord, mainly those of his past self getting here from the future, and the setup involving telling Smirk about the Power Stone, and giving Smirk the general design specs to use for the first iteration of his planned Trustatton model robot, once he can find a spirit to give it to. Then, he waits for everyone to get into the inevitable argument over what to do with the Stones now that Thanatos is gone, as well as anyone barging in now that the barrier blocking the outside is down.

You now have the Time Stone!

As you stand about, the Relativistic Jet of the BLACK HOLE MOON rotates to face the battlefield. A cocktail of high-energy radiation, coupled with hyperkinetic particles impact, igniting the ground. This continual stream carves its way across the ground, burning a circular symbol into the earth. From the smoke rises a massive being easily two hundred feet in height. In its hands are a pair of two weapons: One a greatsword shining with the golden light of an angry sun, countless runes and sigils dancing across its apparent surface; the other a simple black hatchet, blade and handle carved entirely from a seared black wood. A fractal halo of primordial plasma dances just behind his head, backlighting the being to a point where it's reduced to a silhouette against the fires behind him.
"I̷͋͊̃̃̕,̶̴ͭ́̃ͥͫ̂͢͞ ͑̓̔̓̒ͩ̉̅̃̐ͣ͐͛̋S̵ͦͮͣ͗ͦ̊̇̊̒̓ͫ͆̏̇͌̚̕Ư̴͐͊ͯͯ̊͋̅ͮͮ͑͛͒͌̀̚̚̕R̛̅͛͂͊̿̍̒T̒ͯ͒ͥ̚Ȗͨ̒͋̋͛ͫͭ̋̇̆͏̸̨͡R̡̛̒͊̐̎ͬͭ̇ͣͪͭ͋ͬ̈̅͛̂͋̚̕͠͞,ͣͤͣ̾͆́̚͏̶͠͡͝ ̧̽̏ͤ̿͘͝S̶̨̧̆̽̑́ͫͪ̓̔ͫͩͬͧ̃ͫ̍͘̕E̢ͪ̈́̉̾͒̌ͨ̊̆̄ͪ́͆̈́̐͏Ę̸̨ͫͬ͊̈̀͠K̷̴̶̨̈́ͥ́͢ ͣ̊͛̏ͤ̅̈̾́͟͡͠Ȁ̛ͫ̒̊̏ ͑̓̇̐ͦͥ̉͒̓͑̈́̊͏͏C̸̛̋ͤ̓ͭ̔ͪ͊̅͌͌̔̓̃͆̔͒ͦ̉͜H̴̨͋̈ͣ̋͐ͨ͆͐ͪ͂̀Ą̐ͥ͒̽̅ͬ͊̓ͭͩ͒͐͟L̷ͮ̈́̈ͧ́̋ͮ͋̊ͯͩ̐̓̓ͬL̡̡̊ͫ̏ͥͪͯ̌̃̓͂ͫͭͩͦ̾ͯ̀̔ͯ͞Ȩ̸̾̀̎̈́̕Ň̴̶̛ͯ̃ͤ̂̎̏̇ͦ͏̕Gͩ̔̂́̓͊͊̈́ͫ͒̒̿ͨ̈Ę̛̽ͬ͛̄̐̍̉ͬ̑̌͛͗̈́̿͐̔̌͟.̢̨̨̊ͫͣͣ̎ͧ̐ͧ̊̇ͭ̓̐̀͟ P̵̋͒̽ͫͫ͒ͪͯͭͤ͡͞R̴̡̉̏̿ͮ̇̍Ơ̡̆̃̔ͥ͢V̴̧̔ͩ̄̈́̈́̿̄̿̐̚͘Ȩͧ̓̓͌ͫ̊̓͛̒̅͐̉ͣ̕͟͟͠ ̡̛͋͆̔ͤ̃̎̂̊̐̈͘͢Y̷̷̛͒̈́ͨ̋̔͑ͭ͛ͨͥ̉̆O͒ͤ̓ͣ̉̋̋ͫ̄̌́̀̕͜͞U̵͐̉ͩ̄͐͆͌̅ͭ͒͋̂̅̃ͪ̂̾͘R͋́̄͋ͣ̂ͬͥͣͭ͒ͬ̉̐͆ͬ̿̌͏̨͢ ̸̢̧͆̓̑̉̔ͦ̂̅̾ͤͭ̾ͥ͢͡S̎ͨ̓̅͆̓̒̔ͭ̒̈́͜͡T̸̵͑̉͛̽̏̄R̸̢ͮ͛͑̒̿̓̃ͯ͒̐̂̎̄̃ͫ̂̿ͣ̎́͘Ě̂̑͌͌ͯ͏̵Nͣ̃͑̅͛̔ͬ͒́ͥ͗́̚͢͜͡͠G͒̐́ͬ͑͏͜T͛̓ͭ̐̓̿Hͣͬ̔̂̑ͮ́́,̶̌̽́͐̎ͮ̌ͤͬ̎ͫ̃͜͟͢ ̏̋͛̎̀A̶̵ͥ͌͊̿͋̄͌̐́́́N̵̵̊̅͋̑̾̑ͮ̉̚͢D̸̛̅̾ͮ͗̈́́̇̒͋̽ͯ̽̔ͯ̇͟ ̢̆̓̓̎ͧ̿̉͒̏̑͂ͭ̚̕͘͜B̡̛͋̓̽̎ͣͭͤ͊̏͊̿ͣ̀͝E̶̵͒̋ͦ̈̏̄͆̊͐͗͝ ̸ͩ̒̿͊ͪ͂̎̑ͫ͗̊ͮ̓ͮ͐̈ͦͥͪ̕͡͠Rͥ̿ͤͧ̏̆̋̆̋̊ͤͩ́E̛͛̓̀̑͝W̸̉̔͌̊̄̚͜͡A̢̋̒̽̔̂͂ͭ͆͗̓̏͛̾̀͢͠R̵͒ͦ̌ͥ͛̑̇̐͗ͥͭ̑͑͆͛̀ͣͪ͘͜Dͭ̎ͦͥͭͯͩ̎̇̍ͩ̔͂̊̾ͨ͊ͪͬ̕͏Ë̷͌́͑ͬ̓̂̿ͧ͛̓̔̒ͯ͊ͪ̚͘Ḑ̏ͮ́͜͝͠.͋ͪͬͦͭ̉̌̾́́̀ "
Surtur's voice booms across the landscape, catching everyone off-guard as it becomes the only thing they can notice, everything else mattering little as the description above gets obscured behind the glory of his speech. Moving with a grace unnatural for a being of his stature, Surtur raises his weapons, ready for a fight.

A battle against Surtur, as a Warm-Up to getting back into the hang of DtG. If you wish to fight Surtur, you may switch to a new alignment, [AS], or Anti-Surtur. Otherwise, you are free to do whatever you want as a Descended with no obligations. Fighting Surtur should be relatively straightforward, hit him with everything at hand on the battlefield, maybe clear up all the artifacts a bit by using them? On my end, this will be an exercise to see how well I can write descriptions and cool, visually stunning attacks for a Fire Person. With that all said, let's have some fun.

Weather: BLACK MOON. Power: 100%. Loses Power each round. Releases Heat on one Target.

[N][BOSS] Surtur. 1,800,000/1,800,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. 100,000 Regen. [A] Laevateinn. Strong Power. Divinium. [A] The Axe. Overwhelming Power. Targeted by Black Moon! +100,000 Regen.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[A-Part] Splinter Glaive. Uses: 6. Strong Power! Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flamethrowers. Uses: 3. Faint Power!
[A-Part] RPG Arm. Uses: 3. Ignores Dodge! Moderate Power!
[A] Tesla Canon. Uses: 3. Moderate Power!
[A-Part] Glaive Arm. Can Attacc, but also Protecc! Faint Power!
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm. 90% Accuracy! Destroys AC! More effective with consecutive use. Moderate Power!
[A] Acidic Spray. Uses: 2! Faint Power!
[A] Artifact of Force. Uses: 1. Strong Power!

[AT] Pweron Dum. 65/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura! [A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-Pastry Paladin][BOSS] The Cake 140,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 2/6. To me, confectionarians: 6/8. Renown: [0]. Kingdom size: [13]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[AT-JOE???] VOIDSHIP: 38% constructed.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 100,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 5/10, Faster when manned.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 5/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 3/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [KoK] [A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen!
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 25,000/100,000 Hp. 37,500/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].

[AT] Pastry Paladin. 15/20 Hp. [A] Reality Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 15/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted! Mana: 10/10. Point and Click: 1/3. [A] Time Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp. [A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: 1. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people. [A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts. Uses: 4. Moderate Power! [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this?
[AT] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp. [A] The Blue/Purple Card. Uses: 1. Moderate Power.
[AT] BLAZING DEITY. 52/60 Hp. Ready to mess a mother up. [?] The Burden. [A] Space Gem. Strong Power. [A] Soul Gem. Strong Power. Simulating an afterlife. [A] Mind Gem. Strong Power. Overwhelmed by Infinity!
[AT] Desparademon. 15/20 Hp. [?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|.
[AT] [REDACTED]. 20/20 Hp. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Durability: 2. Strong Power!

The Ego · Apr 8, 2019

Thanos Ruleschange!

The sudden influx of new players has lead to me coming to a decision: It's time for a rules change!
More specifically, we're going to try and shift away from our old action system. Because it's complicated and complex and kinda dumb.
Anyways, here we go:
1: Actions. You have three per round, which can be divided between any number of posts. Action power for the intermission is back down to 20k-30k damage/healing per. Besides generic numbers actions, you can always use actions for shenanigans.
2: No matter what, you can only perform three Actions per round. This does not include Bonus Actions or Free Actions.
3: Actions can also be stored for later. The shorthand for stored actions is Charge/Charge Points/CP. The maximum amount of CP you can have stored at any given time is 30. You may use as much CP as you have to boost any of your Actions by as much as you want.

And that, uhhh, should be it I guess. Anyways, have some example posts if you don't quite get the Action system yet:

ThatOneGuy said:
I use two actions to punch a guy.
I then charge up an energy attack... +1 CP.

You deal 40,000 focused damage to a guy.
You store 1 CP for later.

ThatOtherGuy said:
CP: 22/30

I attack a guy, boosting my attack with 12 CP's worth of nuclear bombs.

I summon a generic entity, adding 4 CP to this Action's power.

I Charge. +1 CP.
Total CP: 7/30

You deal 260,000 damage to a guy. I really need to work out these numbers, don't I?

You summon a generic entity to aid your fight. Yay.

paradoxdragon said:
14/50

/forceploco

#Karentookthedop

JOEbob said:
2/50

[Cake Guy]
He gaspe! Thanos is back-left-forwards! but... he Bodyguarded! by a merchant nanny! HMmmmmm...
Well, merchant nannys can't be everywhere! Cake guy controls some of the many cakes littering the battlefield- specifically, those which do not have any merchants or mercanaries between them and thanos- and launches them at Thanos at a high speed! said launched cakes are also spinning, which means - given the level of staleness some of them have reached- it's as deadly as being hit by a buzzsaw! Ha-HA! CAKE WUIL TRIJUMPHFH!
[Cake Guy's CaJOEbob]
First off, I float over to Thanos- having a conversation across a battlefield is likely unpleasant. As well, I make sure that, if there are cakes stuck to his ears, i vibrate them when i talk so the sound goes through.
"Greetings, Thanos. I see you have returned at speed, but this begs the question: how much time did you spend in the past? did you make sure to look for alternative methods of saving the multiverse, taking into account descended? If you didn't, I will of course gladly allow you to leave again- though I'd prefer you bring me with you this time, so I can help."
As I say this, and wait for Thanos' response, I sense the area. I abhor the theme-limitations inherent in my being a Cake, but for the time being, I shall abide. On that note, I notice there's a lot of microscopic bits of cake floating in the air because of all this confectionary-controlling combat. So, while I am able to only really use cakes... nothings stopping me from controlling the flow of the air with them. Or its temperature. As I talked to Thanos, I prepared my grip on the Cake particles in the air around the fire elementals- and within the fire elementals, as well.

If Thanos returns to the past, so much the better. If he does not, however... I seize hold of the cake particles, and vibrate them. Those in the elementals vibrate at immense speeds, beginning to resemble solar plasma. This allows the Fire Elementals he is holding to rapidly grow in heat and size. Furthermore, the Air begins to rush towards them, spurred by cakebits, which is another fuel source for a flame. Through no direct action of my own- for I can mostly only control cakes, at the moment- Thanos is now holding a violently expanding sphere of superheated gasses and other types of fire.

Awesome as your attack idea is, its still consumed by the !!BLUE!!. Oh well.

Entity ordered.

Karpinsky said:
5/50
~~~~~~
I tell the Elite Mercenary that if he joins my service and helps us defeat Thanos, I'll give him as much gold or other precious materials as he could desire, plus the opportunity to travel the universe, meet all kinds of fascinating life, and kill it in my service.

I also mention that Thanos intends to kill half the universe, so even if Thanos had all the Infinity Stones right now, the Elite Mercenary would have at best a 50% chance of survival. With Players in the mix, that drops to 0%. But if he joins us, the odds go up. 90% or better, given Thanos's current HP.

I finally say that the Elite Mercenary has one chance since this is a time-sensitive offer.

The Elite Merc is too busy being mind controlled to hear your offer.

Nedben said:
1/50

I spawn a variant of Jessica and Okarun's context-sensitive self-enchanting brass knuckles, then make them into an ammo-making sniper pistol with the same functionality and fill that gun request if it's still in place, including adding some starter pack ammo for tax purposes. Relatedly, apologize for the delay, and add a note detailing how the item works (essentially, just keep firing and as long as you're in combat it'll buff the gun adapting to what kind of problem the enemy is) requesting Slag weapon variants and Corrosive if slag-type is unfeasible: preferably not incendiary if at all possible. wait no saving that for later

I attempt to pull Thanos out of a hat, kidnapping one of their bodyguards instead! The bodyguard is then attacked by rabbits, saws, bats, flight attendants, fabric, and the various other things you can find in a hat, but the point is they're out of the way and can't easily jump to Thanos' defense.

You distract the Elite Mercenary enough to lower its defense rate to 80%.

Winkins said:
2 Charges

Unable to directly say words, the Loony continues to spout sounds that sound like words but really isn't... Urg, I'm straining my mind trying to make sense of myself but the basic gist is that the now resident Loony is some sort of Lunar Lord, and somehow a Canadian(Did those Canadians colonized a moon in this dimension?), thus always has a few pieces of local moons.

While I'd like to say I'm a Lunar Lord, my new title simply puts my position into question (At least it works with him being one of those maple leaves.). At least I have a couple of Moonchunks in my sampling bag...

3 Moonchunks nabbed.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
hhahahahahhaha I'm dead why cruel world
I suggest that someone use The Konami code to hijack the priceytag as I revive

#shetookthedop

Nedben said:
2/50

Input the Konami code into the Priceytag to see if that hijacks it. Demons can speak with the dead, don't question it.

You can't input things into the Priceytag! Corvus Glaive, High Priest of Thanos is using it!

Karpinsky said:
6/50
~~~~~~~
I ask the Fire Elementals to start heating the metal around the Infinity Gem housing in the Gauntlet and make it more likely that gems will fall out.
~~~~~~~
[If the Elite Mercenary has defected, aim this at Thanos!]

I pull out a Sniper Gatling Automatic Rifle and start taking shots at the mercenary which is bodyguarding Thanos, aiming center mass but also definitely at his head. Yes, I'm going for the head.

The sniper shots keep coming thick and fast (that's where the Gatling bit comes in), and the mercenary is actually having to block some of them rather than auto-parry. That means he doesn't notice when I sneak up behind him and slit his throat.

What? Oh, you think the Rifle should have stopped firing. Well, I did say it was Automatic. It wasn't even fine print!

Heh. 50,000 damage.

Winkins said:
3 Charges

The Loony continues to fiddle around with his multiple pouches and takes out some cheese.

Huh, seems like he noticed that TSIEN (Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network) and start throwing the cheese into it to fulfill the request.

Now that I take a closer look at it... That cheese looks like the Cheese De La Lune. Don't know why it has French and English words in it name, but I think that's rather exotic enough. Also gives a bit of weight into being a Lunar lord of sort, maybe. That cheese awfully looks like Lunatic Cheese... Well, either way, they both should be exotic enough for the request.

It works. The SAFE shakes and reopens. Your offer appears to have been repaid in... a crate of Animal Masks?

KitRougard said:
11/11: New Guy On The Block.
Yes, I'm using it already.

A masked, male kitsune appears on the battlefield.
"A Maliwan SMG? That's my JAM!" he confidently says, before pulling a Purple-Rarity Bandit-Crafted Heady Snider, setting it into the SAFE, and tossing a note into the thing beside it.
"I'll take it Slagged, honey. This bad boy should have plenty of stopping power for you, now give me my elemental debuff! And it better be Purple or Orange. Or their equivalent in E-Tech. Just don't gyp me, or I will hunt you down, kill you, loot your corpse, and sell all you had.
Love, Kitsugare."
Yup, life on the borderlands was good.
Wait.
What was this place?
Thanos? Oh no. Time to get shooty...
(The charges are being thrown at the SAFE trade, to get good money no whammies out of it.)

EDIT: After looking at the rules of the SAFE, he then throws a few White pistols and Assault Rifles in there, too. Death and Taxes, horrible, unavoidable things. Well, he had dodged Death a few times now, but Taxes? He was STILL paying off the IDIRS.

Welcome to the game, Kitsugare. Anyways, the SAFE accepts your payment. Yay paying fees and taxes.
It gives you... by god, it gives you...
[A] The Florentine. Electric damage. +50% damage, applies Slagged. Ammo: 10/10.

JOEbob said:
3/50
[Cake Guy]
He turns back towards the Cake, and sees a big mech! Such glory! he quickly helps put The Cake into the Chairmech's cockpit, using his control over Cakes to control the space the cake is in to let it fit. this is probably a worthy vessel for The Cake.
[Entity Suggestions: The Cake kills thanos if it thinks it can, or else tries to get the Priceytag to buy icing from the SAFE, or else shovels cheesecakes into the SAFE for the old armour pieces i guess
cake doesn't have much choice with piloting the mecha yet either so just do whatever.
Reality Elemental, can it try to bend reality to help with theft of the Priceytag?]
[CakJOEbob!]
It has already been summarily proven that, While the mercenaries are powerful, their protections simply cannot stand up to reality warping. A human can be skilled. Incredibly skilled. Perfect in their field, even! But that doesn't mean there's anything they can do against a Cake. Not that it even matters, really! Proxima Midnights host may have been an elite mercenary, once, but all that 'elite' nature? That comes from skill. Skill Proxima Midnight doesn't have. Proxima Midnight is skilled, I'm sure, at combat. but that skill comes in a body smaller, or perhaps larger, a body of another race, a body with superhuman speed and endurance. When Midnight weighs the options, they expect to move thrice their speed, at least. This leads to mistakes. When Midnight acts, they expect to last for likely hours. with the Strain they will need to put themselves under to have a hope, they will last minutes. and that's ignoring the differences in nerves, morphology, muscle configuration... Midnight may near a sizeable fraction of their skill in a few hours of practice, but they have no hours.
They have moments. Perhaps- Perhaps! - a minute, if they're lucky.
And true luck will hurt both sides in either measure.
Cakes rise from the ground, reconfigure into a tiered cake, and then spear towards Corvus Glaive from all directions. Proxima midnight is forced to chose one to stop first. As their choice becomes clear, the cake they planned to stop bubbles midflight, and splits in two. Though they cannot see it, the others remain unsplit. Proxima must again choose. and whatever their choice, the chosen spear-cake bubbles and splits again. And then Proxima Midnight realizes their mistake, when the cake they tried to block flies up and over them, into the air. They cannot jump so high, in this body they've borrowed. And so the Cakespikes stab into Corvus Glaive as Proxima Midnight tries helplessly to defend him,and as Corvus falls to the ground, unable to survive the injuries as the cakes split up within him and continue to ravage his body, Proxima Midnight is too shocked, too confused, and most of all... too slow. they don't realize the ones above are still unused, and stab downwards towards the Priceytag, stealing it.
[base attack is like 15,000 which would be enough to instanook glaiveface and that's got a fair bit of flavour for the bodybypass (which is an official thing) so it should work]
[BONUS ACTION // CP if needed]
CaJOEbob! puts a fair bit of money into the Safe- maybe 60ish dollars?(Inflation shouldn't be affecting them if they're prior to us,and statistically if they're after they'll be far enough after for it to more or less return to normal. if this logic fails, keeps adding money. While JOEbob is not as fanatical about The Cake as Cake Guy is, he does recognize the power available. Plus, he's already become basically two players! if this keeps up, things will be very good.), with a note reading 'here is money. want food. specifically, want icing. for a cake. make sure the icing isn't THYME. also make sure the icing isn't ranch dressing. Other sauces of value comensurate to this money are acceptable. preferably, the sauce should grant godlike power to cakes.'

The Cake begins piloting the Chairobot. Oh god.

Anyways, entities ordered.

MedievalParadox said:
After a Brief Headache I after questioning what just happened I get to work

Side Thanos

GReat! now that the lab is created I head inside of it to see if they cranked anything out of it yet, and if they haven't Then I'll offer them some Candy Corn Liquor to help them crank out new stuff

Side Maniac

Right I get to work to....Wait why was I here again? Eh whatever, I'll just offer some of the Employees some Candy Corn Liquor to boost their imaginations, as it did wonders for a friend of mine.

There is a grand total of zero people in the Lab. Running on autopilot, all you can do for now is scan enemies for free.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
I finish reviving, and make spooky ghost noises in the general direction of the [PT]s to scare them.
"OOoooooOOooooOooOOOooOoOOoOoOOoOOOO"

You spook the PTs real good. Bonus Spook damage for your first attack next round if you use it.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charging 23/50
"It is time to do my duty as a Stanglose Brigadier." The alien heads over to one of the mercenary squads. He presses yet another button upon his wrist controller. A handful of pamphlets pop out of it and the alien starts passing them out. The mercenaries start riffling through them, not really caring what the have to say. The alien steps up on a random rock and addresses the group. "Hello, hello. I am a Stanglose Brigadier, and today, I am here to talk about what that means. I know, I know, it sounds entirely stupid. I was like you once. I might not have been some sort of intergalactic mercenary, but I definitely was a tough customer... for every intergalactic buffet in sight. Yup, I ran about half of them out of business... for the five minutes it takes them to make their food. Anyways, the Stanglose Brigade is a great place to learn how to be part of something bigger than yourself. I know, you all think this squadron you're a part of is as large as you can get, but trust me, we have a wide range of roles that one can take. Here, we have some sign up sheets." He presses another button and shoves some papers into their hands. "Right, you need some pens too. Here you go." He passes out a lot of Stanglose Brigade brand pens and continues to ramble on about all of the different things one can accomplish in the Stanglose Brigade. The mercenaries are entirely dumbfounded by the information they are receiving. They're too busy absorbing it all to notice the explosive ink used to write each document. The alien presses one last button and the papers all explode in each mercenary's presumed face. "I need to tell the rest of the brigade that the confetti ink is a bit... excessive."

30,000 damage divided among all three Merc squads.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo looks to Thanos, and his army of body guards. He sees no need to deal with the bodyguards this time around, so he does something clever. He looks at the blue fire that Thanos is wreathed in. He finds it unlikely he can turn it back to what it was, with the reality stone against him, and all that. But he doesn't need to. He instead, without giving any indicator besides his eyes flashing blue, draws an ability from a video game that he knows little about, but his creator programmed into his abilities. Suddenly, Thanos notices something. The fire now burns him every time he moves, without any qualifiers. And stationary objects that reach within the fire are not affected by it.
Another odd coincidence, even though Neo would now have 5/50 cp, he is now at 0/50.

You make the !!BLUE!! !!BLUE!!, I guess. Yay.

Dragon Of Hope said:
I'll just insert myself into this. So, what is going on right now? I'll just charge until I know what is going on.

Yeah, okay then. Welcome to the game, Dragon of Hope.

Ender_Smirk said:
OOC: Gonna give you a quick rundown. First off, this runs on the action per post rule, so I suggest doing something with this post instead of doing effectively nothing. Second, we only get passive charging currently. DC plans to posibly add active charging, but currently, you just get a bar over your action that is n/50, with n being your current charge stored. You increment it twice per round, and have two actions per round, which are each allotted one per post. I will demonstrate below. We are trying to kill Thanos. The BLUE thing is a shield protecting him, which he made out of part of an attack from the future (time stone shenanigans), and he has body guards, although creative action description can sneak past bodyguards. Attack any PT thing, but avoid the guard possessed by proxima midnight, since she will just be given a new host anyways if you do. I tried something of an undertale reference with my above action to turn the blue fire barrier thing against him. Ask for any more details.
IC:
1/50
Neo thinks a bit more, and realizes that he may be able to do just one more trick, and end things. First, out of curiosity, he pops off a hand, and attaches the power finger to the hand's pointer finger. A new hand replaces the detached one.
He then does his actual non messing around action, and begins focusing once more. He then thinks of the mind stone he had somehow missed snagging at the start of the fight... Mind... Thanos... That's it!
He then proceeds to pull out a small bomb. It is what is now known as a mini bang bomb. It is based on a black hole bomb made by his creator in a battle with a Godmodder. He never mentioned if he used it, but he used the overall setup to create bombs that create a miniaturized Big Bang to destroy the target. Best for small targets. He then opens up a very small hole in space time, and, making sure Thanos cannot see him do so, tosses the bob in, having set the timer. It ticks for about two seconds, and then blows up in his head, the energy redirected back into him with a portal array that surrounds his brain, one of the better sections of the bomb. Absolutely zero collateral damage, and high energy yield on the target.

As the bomb is about to appear in his head, his neck is suddenly bent in such a way that the bomb spawns inside the !!BLUE!!, instantly incinerating. The movement happened in between instants, thereby not activating the flames. Time Gem action used.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Charging: 24/50
The alien presses yet another button. A piece of paper falls out and floats gently to the ground. The alien picks it up and reads it. "Insufficient equipment!? What!? I didn't even know I had a limit on how much stuff I could use! I've already switched the batteries! Now I have to go and get more spare parts! This is great. Just great. Everyone else has these "amazing" powers, and I'm stuck with a broken wrist watch! This is so unfair!" As he continues to shout about how unfair this is, a holo-screen pops up. "Use the Vacuum to collect new parts," it reads. "What vacuum?" he asks, slowly calming down. He looks down at his vast number of buttons and finally finds a button that looks like a trash bag. He presses it, and a small vacuum nose rises out, similar to the way a snake rises out of a basket. The vacuum slithers forwards, dragging the alien around as it does. It comes upon one of the mercenary groups and starts to vacuum. This random show of immense suction surprises the group. This shock leads them to accidentally let go of their specific artifact. The vacuum consumes the part and a loading screen pops up. The icon spins for about three minutes before finally saying, "Error: Too Many Items Have Been Imputed. Please Remove the Last Item Entered." The alien grumbles as he takes the item out of the vacuum nozzle. "I thought you were out of materials," he whines. He turns the wrist controller over and looks at the button he pressed to get the note. He reads the symbols very closely and ultimately complains, "Since when did I have an Error button. What's even the point? It's completely useless. Why would I want it to tell me about errors I don't even have." He continues to whine and moan for his remaining action time.

You steal the Acidic Spray. Squad B is sent into a panic.

Thanos uses the Mind Gem to place a Mental Barrier around himself. This is going to be bothersome.
He then uses the Reality Gem to reconstruct the Glaive Splinters into corvus glaives. Somehow, the mech still functions.
He then proceeds to infuse a dozen Corvus Glaive Souls into the corvus glaives. The Corvus Mech will now start spitting out Corvus Glaives.
Finally, he... stands still? Damn, that !!BLUE!! is going to be a bother for him, isn't it?

Corvus Glaive, High Priest of Thanos shills out some cash money to order some units from some stupid megacorp. They will arrive in one round. Meanwhile, -200 bling. He also, in the meanwhile, summons eight medidrones for 10$ each.
The mercenaries all attack Pweron Dum. -12 Hp.
Proxima Midnight and the Other Elite continue their duties.
Medibot Squad A heals the mercs for 10,000 hp each.
Medibot squad B heals the Elite Merc for 10,000 hp each.

The SAFE spits out another request:
"I require more MIIIIIIIIIIIIILK. Will provide the WRATH OF ZEUS HIMSELF in an easily consumable format in exchange."
"Will trade two sheep for three wood. Good trade."
"I'm bored. Entertain me."
Feel free to attempt to answer one or all of those requests, or make your own requests.

CGC fails to speak to Thanos, as the blue flames consume all the cake around him. On the bright side, though, they absolutely shred through High Priest of Thanos, CG. The Priceytag is back in your hands, guys.
They then proceed to insert 60$ into the SAFE. They receive, in turn, some Frostbrew Icing.
The Cake uses two ~~sword~~ glaive swipes to attack the Elite Bodyguard, freeing it of possession. And life.
The Fire Elementals struggle against their captor, but are powerless to escape.
The A-list Actors and B-list Actors weren't ordered this round, and so won't do jack squat.
"Dammit, guys. Seriously?"
The Lab sits around, not being manned or having been ordered to scan things.

Pweron Dum rolls their eyes.
"Wow, okay guys. Looks like I have to remind you all again to order your entities! Order them! Please! Also, good usage of the SAFE. Use those items wisely.
Also, I have no idea what to do about one of our BOSSes being used against us like this. Real rock and another rock they've put us between. Try and fix that if you can, guys."

[PT-BOSS] Thanos. 18,000/500,000 Hp. 12 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks. !!BLUE!!
[A] Damaged Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Gems have (removed percentage/10) chance of slipping out. -10,000 attack. Being heated by the captured Fire Elementals.
[A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality.
[A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind.
[A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight.
[PT-Elite] Proxima Midnight's Host. 200,000/200,000 Hp. Ready to Rumble: 2/6. Bodyguarding ~~Corvus Glaive~~ Thanos too.
[N-Elite] Greater Mind Elemental. 100% integrity. Looking for a host...
[N] Medibot squad A. 40,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Healing Mercenary squads. x3
[N] Medibot squad B. 40,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Healing Elite Mercenary. x5
[N] Mercenary Squad A. 30,000/30,000 Hp. [A] Flame Throwers: 2/3.
[N] Mercenary Squad B. 30,000/30,000 Hp.
[N] Mercenary Squad C. 30,000/30,000 Hp. [A] Tesla Canon: 2/3.
[Incoming support]

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[AT] Pweron Dum. 68/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.
[AT-BOSS-Flaming Mageye] Corvus Mech. 300,000/300,000 Hp, 100R. 10 AC. Cockpit: The Cake. Corvus Glaives: 1/2.

Attack with two.
RPG Arm: 2/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
Splinter Glaive: 2/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.

[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 250,000/250,000 HP. Knight of Kake: 2/6. To me, confectionarians: 2/13. Renown: [0]. Kingdom size: [1]. Rules over cakes. Sans Icing. Piloting the Corvus Mech.

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.
doesn't have any icing: The Cake can be upgraded once, provided the ownership or creation of sufficiently high-quality icing/sauce.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Guy's Cake. 20/20 Hp. Basically just a player. [KoK].
[A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$11,161]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code.
[A] Frostbrew Icing. Chilly. As in cold. Not the food.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Dwarf Reality Elemental. 3,000/3,000 Hp. Supporting Cake I guess?.
[AT] A-list Actors. 112,000/200,000 Hp. 10 AC.
[AT] B-list Actors. 150,000/250,000 Hp.
[AT-Dropop] Extras. 292,000/400,000 Hp. -10 AC. x 5. +10,000 Hp to Lab/round.
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 500,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 2/10, decreases when manned. Free Scan: Ready.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 60,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 2/3.
[AT-Karpinsky?] Dwarf Fire Elementals. 3,000/3,000 Hp. x4. Captured in Thanos' Gauntlet.
[AT] Dropop. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Space Gem. Allows control over Space.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Finger. Choose which finger to equip it to.
~~~~[AT]~~ Heaven's Guardian. 0/20 Hp.~~
[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Lunar Slingshot. Moonchunks: [3].
[A] Crate of... Animal Masks?
[AT] Blue Brigadier. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Acidic Spray: 2/3.
[AT] Kitsugare. 20/20 Hp.
[A] The Florentine. Electric damage. +50% damage, applies Slagged. Ammo: 10/10.

Thanos Skeledop

As one final note, all your charges that were in the old format are POOF'd. Sorry, mangoes. Uhhh, to make it up for you its all been coalesced into a BIG BALL OF CHARGE. Everyone (with the exception of Dragon of Hope and Paradoxdragonpaci, who have three CP.) has 1 CP. Also, the BIG BALL OF CHARGE can do something *magical*. I leave it to you all to vote on what it should be.

How To Play:

Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

DCCCV · Aug 1, 2019

JOEbob said:
Cake Guy casts "Ice Cream!" on The Cake, causing the Ice that gradually condenses on it (due to its everfreeze icing) to turn into icecream, healing it over time.
Also it's invulnerable at the moment due to the number of KoK.
CGC3 spends all actionson the Voidship (flavour to come? limitted, since I literally have 8 actions per round or maybe 9 and i made a show of that being difficult ic or something.)
CGOC wipesdirt off themselves, healing themselves. Then,They grab a wrench and tell it to fix the Stasis pod, and they're so threatening, it works! Lastly, they pick up the splinter glaive and swing it at Surtur, while noting that they're not too durable and would rather not die so if Surtur lowers them to 1 they'll just be quiet.

You apply a regeneration effect to The Cake, and your entities are ordered!

Winkins said:
Looking at the last Moonchunk left in his bag, the Loony uses a scoop to scoop up the last moon piece left and put it in the Micromoon Slingshot for one more shot.

Now let's see what's the last moonchunk he's been holding...

Is that... ice cream? Wait what?

Before I can contemplate on the existence of ice cream moons, the slingshot fires the creamy moonchunk into the the air. and within the next second, the sky is blocked with the impending view of the shockingly ice cream scoop-like celestial body heading down on the field.

You use the High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot! Lunar Impact Weather Effect Applied!

paradoxdragon said:
(X3)An Empty Void waits...as The Paradragonic Medic responds to the Call...(+3CP)

CP:6

You charge!

Nedben said:
"Diacritics that obscure the meaning you choose to use are offensive!"

Rallied by the power of diacritics,
FOCUS:
The things that gouge glory and kill, the placid frost of the arrows of the end come forth. From one's own voice, silence and death. The frazzling excess and flood of description-drowning flame is turned from fire to the icy void. In every direction but particularly the voicebox and text quirk, Surtur is impaled from within as the divinity-wrangling power of the demons against false justice tears the firey one apart with their own wordstuff.

It would be a shame if that description was unreadable, no?

Surtur is struck in several places for 70,000 Damage. In particular, the bolt in the larynx lowers the intensity of his speech!
"Ȍͨͪ̆̃̒ͧ͠Ȏ̢ͬ͠F͂̔,̢̛͌̓͑ ̶ͥ́͡O͂͑̇̽̒͂Ù̸̸ͬͯ̇C̨͂̑̋̒̑͢͠H̢ͮ̏̍ͨ͐ͪ͛̀,̃̏͒ͪ̎̍͂̉ͩ͜ ̵ͫ̃ͫ͒̇͆O̓̀̅̑̔̈͠W͛̅́I̵̵͆͌͆̇ͤ̉͒̔Ê̡̧͑̒̑͂.̛̛̇ͪ̔ "
As he pulls the arrows from his neck, head, chest, stomach, knee and leg, he diminishes in size ever so slightly!
"̈̀͘Į̇̔̓͟T̴̈ͤͨ̌̔'ͦ̈́̈͊̅͋ͣͨ̀S̉̉ ̧̽͊̓̚̚͜Bͧ̅͑̆ͫ̌͘͏Ē̷̌ͣ͒̐ͮ̀E̛ͯ̎̀ͮ͊̂͆̔Nͩ̉ͤ̀ͦ͏͡ ̨ͦͣ͋̽́͌̚Sͫ̎̔̒ͤ̑ͤͤͧ͝͠O̴ͫͮ̏̐͐̾ͮ̾ ̢ͤ̏̋ͫ̈͟͝LͯͨO̸̷ͫ̓ͧ͒͂̅ͬ͂Ñ͠G̽̀͢ ̨ͮ̏͊ͪ͛̚͢Ŝ̌̂̆͒ͦI̷͗ͩ̓ͪͦ̍͏N̸̸̒͒̀͐ͮC̨̒͑̿̎̌̿E̸ͭͤͪ̍̉͌ͬͩ͑ ͧ̅̓̌̎́ͮͭI̧ͭ̿̆̍'̵̈́̌̌͛̿͡V̶̷̋͆͌̋ͮ́͛̚͠Eͦ̃ ̂͐ͯ̑ͩ̀ͫ͌̚̕F̶̆͌̐͑ͨÈ̀̅͑ͪͥͫͧL̷̑͛̍ͯ̚T̏ͮ͏̶ ̧̅ͦͨ̍̎̆͞F̢̄̀̅̐R̾̇͂̋́ͥ̽͗ͬ̀O̧̡ͬ͆͛ͮ͒S̀̍̉͌̅͑̃̾̀̕T͐ͪ̂̽͗̊̍̚͟͢͏ ̀͗͒͏͘M̴ͯ̎́͆̈́͜Ã̏ͪ͑G͋ͦ̓ͤͯͧ͒ͮ͘͡͡I̶ͮ͂ͭ̓̆C̸ͫ̎ͦ̓̑̇͂̌͜͢ ͒̑͌Ţͥͫ̌H̷͂́I̧̨̓Ş̎̈́̓̄̋̕͠ ̊̋ͦ̇̈́̒ͣ͡S̽̋ͭ̈ͬ̍ͥ̉͜T̸͒̌̿ͭ̓ͩRͧ̓̐ͯ̍̎͋Ō̷̃ͪ̕N͗̔̏̈ͮͪ͠Gͣ̔ͯ̒.̋̐"̊̾ͯ̐ͥ͒͏͠

FlamingFlapjacks said:
The Deiteye flings the Soul Stone to JOE, then utilizes the three Descended Souls it is made of to wrangle the Space and Mind ones, holding them into the air, utilizing its powers to hold off the backlash of infinity. Then, it opens a wormhole with the Space Stone, and flies into it. It's instantly transported hundreds of thousands of miles, or at least the Voidic equivalent of them, appearing in a feared part of the Void: The Game's home. The place where the numerous dead, sterile, and void sessions of SBURB lay. No-one has been able to find where the active sessions are, but there are plenty of ones for Deiteye to scour here. Using the Space Stone to scan every single session here, Mageye searches through all the sessions until he comes across the thing that he's looking for. A item very rarely generated in SBURB, and one that has never been recorded to be taken out of SBURB. With a telekinetic pull from the Space Stone, the item is ripped out of the ground where it was hidden, and is teleported in front of Deiteye, almost as big as he is. He shrinks it down, and plops it into hammerspace, letting out his equivalent of a grin, a sense of smugness radiating from him to anyone watching.
The Tumor is his.

You give the Pastry Paladin the Soul Stone, and he takes 3 Damage from the Power as well.

Entering The Graveyard of Creation, Blazing Deiteye obtains a Tumor. Far away from its Native World, under the light of THE SUN, a fragment of Infinity is shattered. The Ground rumbles. An unfathomably long serpentine creature emerges from the depths, it's head obscured by a brilliant white light, the entirety of its length coruscating with lightning.

Ender_Smirk said:
Neo looks at Surtur, and asks, "What form of reward, oh Fire Lord. Some forms of rewards may be of use to me, but the type is important."

"K̡͊ͮNͭ̓̌͋̉ͨ͏̸O̸̾̒W̛ͫͤ̓ͨͥͯ͡L̨̛̍̓ͩ̏ͭ̐͗̂͛Ȩ͛ͣ͐ͧͨ̒͆ͤ̎̀D̂͒́̏͗G̒ͣ̉̔ͭ̋͏̡͝E̛ͩ̇̓ͩ͢.̑̋̆̒̑̎ ͛ͩ͒̍̀Ŗͥ̇̌̓̾̀́̈́̕U̴̐̿ͯͬ̆͢L̿ͭͨͦȆ̀ͦ̆̋͘͢͢R̨̛ͪ͋̏̀̓ͮS̴̢ͤͣ̆͞Hͨ͑̋̿͆͒̚͢͡Ḯ͐ͮ̒ͤ̆͊P̾̔͐ͫͬ.͊ͣ̌́̎̃̅ͭ͡ ̢͋̓̋̽ͩ̊Ř̸ͮͦ̉͌̂E͌̾̎͢S̡ͣͤ̕͟P͛͌͋̀͞͏E͑̏̎ͩ͗̅̑͟C̓̃̊̾̈͜͠T̵̷̒̎͐ͬ.̽̿ͪ́͘ ̀̏͗̋̇̐͆͢R̍Iͬ̈́͑ͬ̽ͨ͌͞Ċ̴ͭ̍̑͡Ḧ̴̛́ͫͮ̋̍̀E̷̢̿ͥ̃̒̀͂ͣͫͨ͞S͒ͨͮ́ͯͨ̄̂̆.ͯ͐ͫ̽̈͂̀ͮ͛͠ ̡̓͒͐͂͘P̢̌ͫ͐ͤ̈̍ͬO̡͒̓̓̆̏̈́͐͝W͐̍Ĕͪ̚R̈́̈́̒̄̍̌̈́̚.ͮͩ͐̓̕͘͢ ̛̂͊̋̐ͮͫ̅̚̚͘A͌͊̅͘N̽̇̐̑̔͑̋̀Y̨ͥͮͣͥͩͮ̿͞T̡̢̉͋̃͟H̵̍ͯͮ̿̄ͯ͐I̢ͧ̾̎͂̈́ͤ̐́͠N̶̓̓̓͐̍͂̀G̸͛͑ͩ͡ ̧ͬͮ̎̓͌̿͑͟͝Ÿ́͐ͤ̋ͨͬͥ̀͟O̧͛̍̄ͭ͋ͥͣ͊̂U̷̴ͬ̊̋̕ ̊̆D͋̂͊̂̔͋ͩ̍͛͜Ĕͮ̋́ͥ̚͢͢Š̈́ͮͮ͐̋ͭI͗̑ͩ̓ͮ̅͌ͥR̨̅͐̿͜E̔ͮ̓̔ͣ̓ͧ͏̡̨.̶̛͂ͬ͠ "

The Heat of the BLACK MOON restores Surtur to full health, and he gives a hearty laugh.
"Įͫ̾ͧ͋́͢ ̵͛̂͊ͫͭ̽Aͯ̈́̍̃ͩ͗P̉̈P̍̓̅͢L̵̶ͥ̌̽̃ͨ̽̊͞A̓́̍ͪ͝͡Ű̢͐͛̈́ͫDͬ͋ͨ̿̕ ͑̍̂̓͢Y͂̓ͥ̂ͦ̑ͥO̸̸̍U̶ͧ̑̓̐͆͊͋Ŗ̽̑ͯͥͫ̎͂͡ ̴ͩ̎ͮͧ̃ͧͤE̡̛ͦ̋̄̂̀͐F͊͋̈́͒̏ͪͥ͘Ḟ̄ͯ̕O̾̏̔̍̀R̨̨̊̄͋̍ͮͪ̚͘T̅͠!ͥ͒̇̎̕͢"
He waits for anyone else to make a move on him.

CGOC heals themselves for 2 Hp, makes a wrench fix the stasis pod for 20,000 Hp, and uses the Splinter Glaive on Surtur, stabbing it into his chest. The weapon embeds metal shards into the fire-being's body, dealing 135,000 damage. This takes away 4 uses of the Glaive. ((I'm rebalancing the amount of uses it has.)). Surtur winces a bit, but manages to smile. CGC adds another 15% completion to the Voidship.

Elsewhere, a serpentine creature roars at the skies above, calling down teal bolts of lightning upon the Flaming Deity in rapid succession, dealing 15 damage.

FIELD: BLACK MOON. Power: 80%. Loses Power each round. Releases Heat on one Target.
WEATHER: LUNAR IMPACT. Will strike a Target. Can be directed! Impact in 2!

[N][BOSS] Surtur. 1,665,000/1,800,000 Hp. 10,000 Armour. 100,000 Regen. [A] Laevateinn. Strong Power. Divinium. [A] The Axe. Overwhelming Power. Targeted by Black Moon! +80,000 Regen.

[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[A-Part] Splinter Glaive. Uses: 2. Strong Power! Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flamethrowers. Uses: 3. Faint Power!
[A-Part] RPG Arm. Uses: 3. Ignores Dodge! Moderate Power!
[A] Tesla Canon. Uses: 3. Moderate Power!
[A-Part] Glaive Arm. Can Attacc, but also Protecc! Uses: 2. Faint Power!
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm. Uses: 3. 90% Accuracy! Destroys AC! More effective with consecutive use. Moderate Power!
[A] Acidic Spray. Uses: 2! Faint Power!
[A] Artifact of Force. Uses: 1. Strong Power!

[AT] Pweron Dum. 65/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura! [A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-Pastry Paladin][BOSS] The Cake 150,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 2/6. To me, confectionarians: 6/8. Renown: [0]. Kingdom size: [13]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool. Regeneration 10,000, 2.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[AT-JOE???] VOIDSHIP: 53% constructed.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 100,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 5/10, Faster when manned.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 7/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 3/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 2/3. [KoK] [A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen!
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 45,000/100,000 Hp. 75,000/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].

[AT] Pastry Paladin. 12/20 Hp. [A] Reality Gem. Strong Power. [A] Soul Gem. Strong Power. Simulating an afterlife. Overwhelmed by Infinity!
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 15/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted! Mana: 10/10. Point and Click: 2/3. [A] Time Gem. Strong Power.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp. [A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts. Uses: 4. Moderate Power! [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this?
[AT] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp. [A] The Blue/Purple Card. Uses: 1. Moderate Power.
[AT] Desparademon. 15/20 Hp. [?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|. [A-Part] <==|.
[AT] [REDACTED]. 20/20 Hp. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Durability: 2. Strong Power!

THE GRAVEYARD:
[N] Blazing Deity. 37/60 Hp. [?] The Burden. [A] Mind Gem. Strong Power. Uses: 3.

[???][BOSS] ???. 133/133 Hp.

DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

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