DtG: Destroy the Godmodder (The Broken Masquerade)

[FlamingFlapjacks]

x3...

FM: COMBAT OPERANDI LVL. 99 = = = = > SINS ARE SHACKLES

Mageye returns, busting through the chest of the Game Master like one of those alien guys, and whips out his Metaartifact.

"Hello everyone, I'm sure all of your remember me."
"I'm Flaming Mageye, and I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew- wait no."
"ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY"
"Thanos! Thanatos! Mad Titan! Chin Man!"
"You stand accused of conspiring to commit genocide and also I don't like you!"
"For these crimes and many more.."
"You shall be executed."
The great tropes above smack Mageye midspeech for giving a anime speech. Shoo! DTG has enough of your kind! He ignores it and continues on.
"So!"
"Ladies!"
"Gentlemen!"
"Others!"
"It's..."
"SSSSSHOWTIME!"
Mageye brandishes his Metartifact, a staticky tendril extending across the field. He whirls around, and leaps up, as two great wings of static and blue flame form on him, and he propels himself up.
He stares down at Thanatos Death Chin Man. Holding it up, he twirls the Burden above himself, and it splits into hundreds of tendrils as he does so. Then, he brings it down, and all of the tendrils curl around Death Chin Man, encasing him.
Death Chin Man, restrained, squirms as Mageye walks over there, wings spread. He stares down Death Chin with his one eye, and brings the Burden to the side, yoinking Death Chin Man with it, sending him through the air as the Burden suddenly lets go...
except for one part.
Death Chin lands, and suddenly realizes that Mageye has used the Burden to rip their arm off.
The one with the infinity gauntlet.
Death Chin Man whirls around, holding the banhammer, and finds Mageye dropping his arm to the floor, having taken the infinity gauntlet off of it. Mageye examines the Gauntlet.
"You don't neeeeed this, do you?"
"You already have that fancy hammer!"
Before Death Chin can respond, Mageye throws the gauntlet into the air, grabs... wait what the hell
Everyone stops and stares as Mageye grabs Nedben with the truth, and wielding Nedben and Burden like a ball n' chain, beats the Infinity Gauntlet back and forth in the air, sending it every which way...
And then Mageye lunges up, and spins around, letting nedben fly like a baseball or something, nailing the infinity gauntlet into the sky...
And dislodging the gems, which Mageye grabs as many as he can off as they fall.. wait, no, as people look closer, they realize he's aiming for just two: Reality and Soul. He manages to grab them, and as he does, the rest of the gems fall onto the battered infinity gauntlet and back into place, which then plummets from the sky and onto Death Chin Man's head.
Mageye then channels the power of the two stones, energy crackling around him... A portal slowly begins to form over his head.
((As a note, I'm not going for damage here. I just need the Soul stone and Reality Stone for the duration of my post. If I can only get one, SOUL STONE. I can still pull off my plan with only the Soul Stone))
He then waits.
And waits.
And waits.
Elevatorstuck begins playing in the background.
He continues waiting.
Finally, the Portal finishes opening! And out of it comes the soulclone of Mageye, freed from the Soulstone via the Reality Stone.
The Soulclone then looks at Mageye, who nods. Then, the recent past is recalled.

3/?? (+2 from OOC shit)
Hey, NOT A SELF INSERT, what should I buy with my newfound CASH MONEY?
I make a soulcopy of thanos. BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT.
I, and the Priceytag enter the soul gem, and tread over to the House. I wave to the soulcopies.
"Hello, friends! I am the bearer of the Soul Stone, and I come to speak with you?"

Click to shrink...

As seen in this post, I included the Priceytag when I soulcloned myself.
On the turn where I soulcloned myself, the Priceytag had $12,341 Cash Money
Which means..
Mageye's duplicate holds up the Priceytag, and money swirls around.
Mageye links up with his soulclone, and shares his memories of everything that's happened up to this point, along with the plan. The clone nods, and channels the money swirling around.
5,341 CASH EXPENDED!
...And when I say "Expended", I mean ""used in a convoluted scheme to track down, in true Problem Sleuth manner, Mageye's female counterpart, Flaring Mistress, and inform her of the plan".
With the three FMs united, Flaming Mageye hurls a bomb into the Soul Stone rift to kill the Chin Man and Black Order clones inside (but not before stabilizing Soul Stone!FM with the Reality Stone), or at least prevent Death Chin Man from retrieving them, and then chucks the stones back to Death Chin Man, because he's a swell guy. Then, the three FMs C O M B I N E, and the area around them is filled with a whirlwind of static and cyan flame..
7000 CASH EXPENDED
All of the remaining cash is used to purchase all manner of power enhancing devices, voidfire to power up the expanding whirlwind of staticky flame, and also to advertise the fusion. This increases the power of this whole attack. Oh, and then the leftover cash is used on a time travel thing to retroactively power up my soul-stone and reality-stone yoinking, giving it a heavily improved chance to succeed.
With that done, the whirlwind grows even bigger, filling the field...
And then slowly shrinks, absorbed by... something that's floating where Mageye was.
And then, finally, it's gone, revealing the result of the Fusion.
What looks like a huge version of Mageye's eye, crafted of cyan flame and covered in staticky cracks, forms the majority of the thing, floating there. From its back hundreds of wings of blue flame, each of varying sizes, erupt, curving around it, and making the thing look like Galeem or Dharkon. The Burden just kinda floats there, telekinetically held, and extending, now around 20 feet long. The Thing stares down Thanos.

THANOS-THANOS-THANOS ⅢT-ⅢT-ⅢT ⅢS-ⅢS-ⅢS TⅢME-TⅢME-TⅢME
..And the field begins shaking, geysers of blue flame erupting randomly. The Thing continues staring.
Death Chin- Actually, no. I'm not gonna continue that joke because it's annoying to type. THANATOS glances around, banhammer ready, stones reinserted. He can take whatever this thing throws at him, can't he?
Can't he?
The geyser eruptions become more frequent, and the flame spat out by them begins to remain, fireballs raining from the sky.
As this happens, objects, technology, discarded weapons, rubble, and much more is lifted off the ground by a ""unknown"" force. (Yeah we all know it's the thing.) The stuff floats up, and forms a halo around the Thing. Each piece begins to slot into place with another, and a device is slowly, slowly, slowly assembled. Or at least, assembly begins.
Meanwhile, as the device is being built, some other bits of rubble, are grabbed from the field. The Megacorp Bakery's crumpled ovens are sent flying at Thanatos, smashing into him at a extreme speed, breaking into hundreds of pieces, which then swirl back around to hit Thanatos again. Thanatos tries to use the Stones to defend.. only for the biggest oven, the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, a truly miraculous invention, to get chucked at Thanatos. The remains of the previous ovens slam into him from the back, hurling him through the air and into the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, which slams shut, Thanatos captured inside. Thanatos tries in vain to escape, but alas, he cannot, as the Thing telekinetically pins him to the walls of the oven, and forces the gauntlet arm directly into one of the.. flamethrowers that the Cakemaker uses to bake cakes, scorching it and preventing him from using the stones.
Meanwhile, the flying remains of the ovens switch directions, joining the assembly of the device, which is nearly done... And.. there! The pieces slot into place, and the giant makeshift device made of rubble, weapons, descended attack leftovers, chairobot remains, and all that is complete. Everyone stares at the monstrosity hovering over the Thing, and watches as the Thing telekinetically moves it next to the hovering Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, and grabs a cord from the Megacorp Bakery remains, modifies it a bit, then attaches the cord to the Monstrosity, and plugs it into the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001.
Inside the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, Thanatos hears a ominous hum.
Outside, the Monstrosity begins activating. Magic runes flare, steam is released, gears turn, pistons.. press(?), levers are pulled, things explode, as the huge Monstrosity turns on.
The front of the monstrosity lifts up, and two arms made of scrap metal extend, grabbing the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, and pulling it inside the Monstrosity, which slams shut.
Inside the Monstrosity, device after device clamps onto the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, and begins superpowering it.
Inside the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, Thanatos begins to suffer very bad, as magic runes flare, burning him. Guns materialize and shoot him, a piston from the Monstrosity causally crumples one of the walls, and mashes Thanatos into another wall, which spikes immediately pop out from, impaling Thanatos. Then, acid is sprayed down, melting Thanatos.
Then, the piston retracts, and darts and arrows rain down. After that, hammers, blades, and spears pop out, and Thanatos is brutalized even more.
The Burden then rips through the Monstrosity and Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, cutting Thanatos in half, tendrils of static breaking off from it and infecting Thanatos's very being.
...cartoon physics then kick in, and the cut-in-half Monstrosity's parts stop floating in midair, and rain down, crushing Thanatos.
Gears punch through him, crossbows bonk him on the head, fuel canisters-
wait nevermind the entire thing just exploded.
The Thing then finishes this off, materializing one giant hand of blue flame, grabbing Thanatos, pulling him towards it. The Thing's big eye then rips open, Eye of Cthulu style, and bites Thanatos's head off.
It then drops him to the ground, and ascends upward, not even using its wings as it floats up to the top of the Battlefield, staring down creepily.

 

[Ender_Smirk]

As Neo is forced back into his body by the agony from those souls, he tries to think of a way to deal with that psycho. Then he notices Thanos returned, with a new nickname and everything, and decides that is worth his attention a bit more. He walks up to this "new" Thanatos, quickly realizing that little is new about him except that he sealed the gems in the gauntlet this time, and he has a swanky new hammer. He decides it is likely time, and internally, an old stored code gets loaded in, and he prepares to fight. On his ocular menu, he sees text flash briefly, and knows the fight will now happen, for better or worse. The words are "Bad Time Mode Activate".
Neo pulls out a weapon that looks like a purple knife or something roughly the height of a person, and maybe half the height, made entirely out of a glowing white and purple energy. He makes an X by slashing straight in front of him, with the center focused on Thanatos, and then, a purple button appears by his hand out of nowhere. It is rectangular, and only its outline and some text on it is visible, with the text saying OVERWRITE. He pushes the button, and suddenly...
(Calling him Thanos from now on because it is easier to spell. Know all Thanos notations are Thanatos from now on in my description.)
Coded miniverse accessed.
Booting up battle sequence: Battle Against a True Neo
Battle sequence loaded.

From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, taking a guess. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. "Not going to make it that easy for you."
Suddenly, Thanos sees a purple heart within a box before him, and instinctively guesses it is supposed to represent himself, when it gets hit by a fireball in the box, and he feels it. Luckily, he is not so weak as to take damage from one fireball, but he realizes enough could do harm, and then begins to move away from where that one came from, somehow moving the thing. This is for less than naught, as another fireball blasts from the side he moved towards instead. Then, large swarms of fireballs fill the square, and he rushes frantically around it, trying to avoid the onslaught, but each time he moves up, down, left, or right, he gets hit. And he can't seem to do anything but control this heart/SOUL. He instantly begins to despise whatever this is. As he thinks that, the SOUL goes into him, and his GUI thing returns. He tries the ACT button, and attempts to pontificate. He quickly realizes that his audience is completely unwilling to listen.
The box returns, and Neo swings the trident down at the box, is eyes flashing blues and oranges in a random pattern. Something like orange orange blue orange blue. Thanos stays still the first and second times, moves the third, stays still the fourth, and tries staying still the fifth, remembering the odd blue aura trick. All but the last hit hits him, with the last one moving as if intangible, as an orange or blue colored swing slashes through Thanos. Thanos then tries Mercy, and tries to flee, but he finds that the overworld for whatever infernal place this is was never created, so he must somehow get Neo to let him leave.
Circles and circles of flame balls blast down at Thanos, as Neo says "You never get when to quit, do you? You never realize when you are out of time. You are far too determined to take that."
Circles continue to close in on Thanos's SOUL, and it begins to get close to dealing a damage. Then, suddenly, the attack ends. Thanos then hits the ITEM button, and then is surprised by the inclusion of a button for the time stone. He tentatively tests it, figuring he has little to lose if it fails. Then time begins to rewind and...
(Cut music here.)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, remembering something. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates from the script, and says "So you figured it out, huh? Too bad for you that I was built with temporal shift scanners. They both transmit what happens in that timeline, and lets me know as soon as the point you rewound to."

He puts away the trident, its purpose finished, and pulls out a blue spear. The spear glows with a powerful aura, and he looks to be prepared to fight even moreso than with the trident. He then says, "In summary, You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT to beat me." He looks to Thanos, and swipes the spear across the box, turning his SOUL a greenish hue, and giving it a blue spear arm thing. Then Thanos has a second or two of time to think before suddenly, a barrage of blue spears appear out of nowhere, and he realizes that he cannot move anymore. He feels spears digging into him, and even though he is healed from the rewind, it stings. He notices, however, that the spear is holding back the spear throws from that side. He tries moving the spear, and begins blocking. This works for all of about three seconds before some yellow spears appear, and circle around him when they are about to hit the spear.
Then, the GUI appears again. Thanos presses the ITEM button, but sees that somehow, he cannot use the Time Stone since he just rewound time. He instead opts for the Space stone, giving himself a portal to block attacks with. Which would have been a whole lot more useful were it not the turn where his SOUL color turns back to normal, and he gets attacked by spears from all directions. He only gets a shield to his side, which is rather useless when running either towards, or away from attacks. As he keeps trying to use it, he just gets hit more and more by spears from the wrong direction, at point blank. He is starting to wonder how this is happening.
He then gets back to his normal GUI, and checks his ACTs, if he can't use the Time Stone at the moment. He now tries to lecture... with approximately the same results as pontificate. Neo continues his onslaught, replying, "You create a pretty two dimensional view, from my knowledge, of what happened on Titan. Or were your people simply too slow witted that there was one man who realized the issue exists, and came up with a radical idea instead of the simple method of finding planets which could sustain life, but didn't yet, to colonize? And now? Now that same man believes that, in a world which by all definitions scoffs at physics, that his same plan is all that can work. You base all assumptions off the fact that you were the only one willing to be that murderous. Population control early on, expansions of your species to uninhabited easily colonized worlds, your options were simple, and yet you couldn't see them." As the spears continue flying, that statement cuts in as well.
Thanos, sees his GUI once more, and sees the Time stone is once more a viable option. He presses that button.
(Music cut off)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates from the script again, this time saying "Still resetting, huh? I hoped you wouldn't, but we both knew you would. Too stubborn to let your ideal die, too stubborn to see any of your own faults."
Neo pulls his right hand into his arm. It quickly pops back out, and it has an orange glove. He yells out, "Time for my BLUE ATTACK."



A barrage of cyan bones rush across the screen. Realizing it is the stationary hue, Thanos simply stays still. He sees no point to this attack, until he sees his SOUL fall to the bottom of the square. "YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT IS MY ATTACK."
Thanos then tries another ACT, quickly realizing he must wait until using old stones. He uses an option of Yell, and suddenly finds himself complaining about this whole experience.
Neo just continues attacking. A barrage of short bones begin randomly rushing along the effective 'ground' of the box, and Thanos tries to move away. He then realizes he can jump, and avoids the last bit. Another wave comes from the other side, and the bones are taller now. He can't jump quick enough, and gets hit by the front end.
Then he tries the Soul Stone in items, and his color suddenly shifts back to normal. He realizes the use of this, but then more bones, larger ones which move up and down as they move past, begin to flow from either side, alternating. He doesn't avoid all of it, and decides to not use that trick again.
He tries to use the Mind Stone on Neo, to which he replies, "NYEH HEH HEH. THIS RECORDED MESSAGE MEANS YOU TRIED TO MESS WITH MY BRAIN. UNFORTUNATELY, I AM IN A PRE RECORDED MODE, SO THAT DOES NOTHING."
More bones flow out for quite a while, seeming to go on forever, including a dog, a field of bones, and a group showing the words COOL DUDE, until finally, the attack ends. Thanos then uses the Time Stone in ITEM to rewind before he must deal with more of this inanity.
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu all over again. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "let's just get to this already."

Neo's left hand suddenly pops into his arm, and then out comes a white skeleton hand, which somehow summoned a blue hoodie onto him as well. He begins his attack and... it is a single, incredibly short bone... and it is slowly moving along the ground. It just keeps slowly trekking across the ground. Thanos slowly decides to just play leapfrog over it while waiting for the attack to end. It eventually does, but it takes its time.
Thanos responds with the pun ACT, saying "I tire of this, tired down to the bone."
Neo responds, "not bad, tibia honest. but you can't ketchup without putting a bit of backbone into it." Then he fires off another bone, and it too inches slowly across the box. It is truly amazing how slowly the bone inches across the screen. You wouldn't believe how slowly a bone could move.
Thanos eventually regains control, and presses the ITEM button, before noticing something called the Real Knife within that inventory. He selects it, and the FIGHT Button returns. Neo gets in one more pathetic bone along the bottom before he hits the FIGHT Button. He swings the Real Knife at Neo.
(Music cut)
Neo dodges the attack by sliding smoothly to the side, and then asks, "what, did you think i would just stand there and take it?"
He simply stands there, and notes "it was a beautiful day outside, before you arrived. same story everywhere, with children and adults laughing together. at times like these, psychos like you...
SHOULD GO BACK TO BURN IN HELL."
Odd dragon shaped skulls appear out of nowhere on the outside of the box, and begin firing, shooting out large laser beams. They fire from all directions, with no apparent rhyme or reason, and now Thanos regrets the FIGHT Button use.

Thanos checks his items, and tries the Space Stone. Now in the box are some nice portals to go through. He needs them, as some large bones run in from all sides randomly, quite quick. Then, his SOUL turns blue, and Neo flicks his left hand to the left. Thanos's soul flies in that direction as a response. He then gets flung to the right by a similar motion. The speed of the flinging gets more and more rapid as Neo swings his hand around, and bones appear below Thanos's SOUL whenever he hits the border, stabbing into it. He then begins to feel something. His sins crawl down his back, as every death he ever caused now appears to have been weaponized, and he feels Karmic Retribution from every one.
He tries the Real Knife again, but misses once more. Now Neo says, "i know you don't recognize your own faults, but you must understand. you murder half of all populations, and when you are there to reestablish order it is bad enough. all species are of chaos, so if you slaughter half without warning, mass panic and turmoil is all that will remain. you need to see this, as otherwise, you deserve the title of god of death for your own stupid delusions. now then, want some more?"
Neo follows up by slamming Thanos into another wall, before tossing him upwards, causing the ceiling of the box to give way as Thanos gets hit by bone after bone. The whole world seems to rail against Thanos, as every few seconds, another bone wall crashes into right where he is. He can't think, only move, accidentally playing into Neo's hand every time he tries. He feels wound after wound, and feels a reprieve when he sees cyan bones coming, only to be rammed by short bones directly after them.
Thanos then tries to use the FIGHT Button, and Neo dodges again. Neo smashes him with more bones, this time making small crosses of bones and making them fly across the box, spinning as they do so. Thanos manages to keep out of the way for the most part, but it is a close shave.
He takes another swing, believing he can end this soon. Neo dodges again. Then, Thanos sees more of those dragon skull shaped blasters, and has but a moment to begin trying to dodge before a blast from one slams right into him. Then another appears to his left, and blasts him again. He begins to realize he should move, and quickly moves down, only for the blast to come from directly below him. Thanos tries moving into a corner, only for the shot to appear from a diagonal angle. This game of cat and mouse with the blasters continues for a bit, with Thanos getting more and more desperate.
He finally gets a chance to take a swing, and takes it, only to miss again. Neo then launches Thanos to the ground, before launching a barrage of blasts along the floor of the box. Thanos manages to dodge a few of the blasts, but they all seem to be timed as he lands, no matter how he varies his jump timing. He takes another jump, only to have the blast shoot at him from the top of his jump. The blasts now seem to be directly tracking his actions, leaving no ability to dodge.
Thanos then gains back control, and decides that FIGHTing is the only option. This is a mistake, as he gets tossed around the box, with the blasters following him, and the bones walling him off into the middle of the blaster spams. He gets caught in traps composed of cyan bones, right as a barrage of blasters occur, keeping him damaged whether stationary, or mobile. He sees a few platforms incoming, only to realize too late that he is BLUE, and must jump from platform to platform to survive. He tries and tries, but he simply cannot keep up.
He feels battered and bruised as he relents, deciding to use the ITEM button. Maybe the next weapon will be easier to survive. Thanos uses the Time Stone once more to escape this madness, with the last thing he sees there being Neo smiling wide at the titan.
(Cut music)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos sees something again, getting used to this.. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu all over again. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "We're closing in on the endgame. I hope you don't think that means I have ran out of weapons."
Undertale OST: 080 - Finale
Then, a single Cyan Blue Knife, and an Orange Glove appears on either side of Neo's head. Somehow, they seem silhouetted by heart shapes that radiates PATIENCE and BRAVERY.
Following this, a Darker Blue Ballet Shoe appears a bit over the cyan knife, with a Purple Book on the opposite side, silhouetted by heart shapes radiating INTEGRITY and PERSEVERANCE.
Lastly, a Green Frying Pan appears over the ballet shoe, followed by a Yellow Gun to the opposite side, silhouetted in KINDNESS and JUSTICE.
The Knife goes first, as Thanos has to dodge between strikes from a Knife which moves in such a way that the only consistently safe place is the starting point, which Thanos doesn't recognize.
The Glove follows, slamming around the box in a way that constant movement is required towards the last attack to avoid the next. Thanos misses the hint completely.
Next, the Ballet Shoe comes out to play, rushing around the window that Thanos's SOUL is in, leaving only room towards the bottom to avoid it.Thanos takes a few hits, but realizes to do so, and misses the majority of hits.
To continue the attack, the Book floats to the side of the square, and begins to shoot out words at Thanos. Word such as MURDERER, PSYCHOPATH, and UNNECESSARY rush at him, barraging him for quite some time, and he feels drained after that section from the sheer time it takes.
Following the Book, some Frying Pans appear overhead, tossing out flame below them on occasion. Although dangerous, the flames are not too difficult to avoid, so he is mostly safe during this attack.
Then the Gun appears. Unlike the others, its attack pattern is simple and direct. It spins around, directly shooting Thanos every chance it gets, and giving little dodge time. Thanos doesn't have as much luck with this one.
Then Thanos finally gets his turn, and he tries to use the ACT call for help… But nobody came.
Then the next wave of attacks, starting with the Glove and Knife repeating their original patterns simultaneously. This is more difficult to avoid for exceedingly obvious reasons.
Then the Shoe begins attacking, leaving little room to avoid it. The Book helps out by spamming out a barrage of words, such as FAMINE, RESOURCES, and OVERKILL, keeping the heat on for a long time.
Following this, the Frying Pan begins throwing around flames, but with the Gun shooting everywhere Thanos goes, he becomes quickly less than healthy.
To finish it, the Knife gets caught by the Glove, the Book rests itself on the Shoe, and the Gun attaches itself to the Pan handle before they fly into action, the Knife getting swung around, the Book moving fast with its word barrage, and the Gun swinging the flame from the Pan in a wide arc, leaving little room for error in Thanos's movements.
Thanos then gets to using his Time Stone ITEM.
(Music cuts)

From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos sees something again, much to his annoyance. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling deja vu, even further beyond. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "Everyone has hopes still. What gives you the right to crush them. All those people dream of tomorrow. Who are you to make half those dreams false? That was always Smirk's mission, to make true those hopes, to let everyone have their dreams. Mine? Mine was to stop those who refused to allow those hopes to come to pass. Guess who fits the bill?"

Undertale Ost: 087 - Hopes and Dreams

Above Neo's head, a blade spins into life. Another quickly follows. As they spin, lightning crackles around them. They slowly begin to fall into his outstretched hand, with star shapes sparkling all around them. He then holds them before him, and they suddenly glow with many colors, making Thanos temporarily incapable of sight. As the glow fades, the world around Thanos begins to shift colors from a black and white pallet, to a shifting array of colors.
Suddenly, stars begin to fall on the box, hitting the side only to scatter into smaller ones which make a barrage flow over everything. They hit the top first, and then begin hitting the sides and bottom. The tiny stars leave little room, and Thanos finds great difficulty in dodging them. He tries to rush away from the attacks, but he can't seem to avoid most of the tight small star pattern, and is riddled with stars. He gives a long sigh of relief when the stars vanish.
He then attempts to Hope, but he feels none, as his attempts to crush others' accidental as they were, have ruined his own hopes' power. Then Neo slashes around with the two blades, leaving very little room for avoidance. He slashes upwards and downwards, side to side, and then leaves four pointed stars which rush Thanos.
Thanos attempts to remember his Dreams, but all he can see are the ones he crushed. He then sees lightning strikes from above him rain on him at random. They sparkle in a rainbow of fury, and he doesn't notice the boxes announcing their location until the last bolt.
He tries to use the Soul stone, and his SOUL turns yellow. He tries to fire back at Neo, as Neo unleashes bursts from odd, tube shaped Blasters. The blasters shoot odd little squares in a spray shot, until suddenly turning around and shooting a massive beam at him. Thanos sees no consistent way to avoid them, and takes plenty of shots.
Thanos tries the Space Stone, which makes large portals appear at each end of the box. He uses these to avoid some of the attacks, as both the blasters, and the swords combo attack him. The blasters shift to the side, blasting the spray of squares out at him, which leaves him open when a sword makes a swipe at him. The Portals allow him, however, to avoid a sword which was herding him into the way of a blast from the blasters.
Thanos tries to use the Reality Stone, and then finally realizes something is wrong. He sees nothing change. Absolutely nothing.
(Music cut.)
One last strike from this attack method blasts down onto Thanos, as a giant goat headed blaster appears in the background, and he sees more squares blitz him. But as that happens, Thanos focuses inwards, telling himself that it isn't real…

It works, and Thanos sees the real world. He sees a battlefield with no one directly in front of him attacking him.

Undertale: Power of "NEO" (IKARUS Remix)

From behind him, Thanos hears mechanical noises, as something prepares itself to attack. Behind him, stands Neo, pulling out the weapons from Thanos's recent terrible trip through combat. He equips many, and begins to give a smirk that makes Thanos quickly realize that he may be outgunned, as his gauntlet is no longer functional, and he appears to be holding a knife as his only weapon. He only has enough time to think the question of why that is before Neo throws the red Trident from before up into the air.

Suddenly, miniature tridents begins flying all around, the air around them ablaze as they soar straight at Thanos. He doesn't even get a second to try to rest as he tries to weave between them, as suddenly, some bones begin to shoot out behind him, stabbing him in the back. He then sees one of the Dragon skull blasters bear down on him, and feels the blast from it. He tries to roll to the side to avoid it, only to see a rain of lightning blasts on one side, and a barrage of spears flying along the other. He tries to brave the spears, but as he does so, he gets overrun by blasts from one of the cylinder blasters, with squares and rainbow beams flying everywhere. He then suddenly gets directly engaged by Neo, wielding a sword in one hand, and a spear in the other, as the trident continues its rain of mini tridents. He takes stabs and slashes, leaving those four pointed stars in his wake as he twirls around in a dangerous whirlwind of attacks.
Star shaped projectiles fall everywhere, and Thanos is beginning to feel nostalgia for the attacks with just the white glove. Speaking of, Thanos is suddenly launched into the air, where random bombs with cross symbols suddenly appear. Thanos soon realizes that they explode in that shape whenever they get hit, as he rushes through a swarm of them. Then, miniature robots that look like calculators begin to fly at him, wielding little swords, and cutting into him every couple seconds. He gets slammed into by repetitive walls of blocks, getting more annoyed by the second. Neo just smirks.
Neo then decides that that is enough of a flying lesson, and begins teaching Thanos about geology by giving him an object lesson in the durability of rocks, by way of using a Titan's face to break them. This is followed by mountains of random bones jutting into Thaos, with no real way to guard against them, as he is busy trying to think past how much he is growing to hate both Neo, and rocks.
Thanos then feels more rushing pains, as he gets brought back up to ground level, only to be assaulted by a rain of fire that carpets everything he is. The flames grow and grow, as Neo grabs the Trident from the air, letting the spear take its place on raining down ammunition on Thanos. As that happens, Neo swishes the Trident through Thanos, sometimes hitting with orange slices which cut anything stationary, and other times with Cyan slashes, which shreds anything that moves. The slashes become more and more violent, and then, Neo pulls back out his purple knife. and slashes Thanos's eyes. Thanos is once again in that world of illusion, and tries to break free, while not being able to tell what is actually hitting him, and what is just the illusion.
Neo then stands before Thanos, wielding both swords in his alternately gloved hands, with the spear and trident swinging around in midair, providing all the extra air support Neo needs. Neo slashes at Thanos, letting the cylinder blasters fire every other slash. He lets his four pointed stars tear into the Titan. He watches as star shapes fall upon Thanos among lightning blasts. Neo then turns, as if ignoring Thanos, and when Thanos tries to capitalize by way of a slash with the knife, Neo slides to the left without taking a scratch. He then launches Thanos upwards once more, making wave after wave of bones stab into him, followed by the dragon head blasters.
The auraed weapons then get in to the action. The knife begins slashing, bringing an army of its kin with it, while the glove keeps punching and slapping, bringing along a few hundred close friends as well. The book allows a whole dictionary of negative words to spill forth upon Thanos, while the ballet shoes do a tapdance on him, stomping all the way. The pan catches every time Thanos tries to stab Neo back, and then the gun just takes shot after shot, blasting Thanos with a barrage of yellow bullets.
As the bullets rain, more of the blasters begin to barrage Thanos with both rainbow, and monochromatic white blasts. Neo slashes in tandem with the knife storm, letting Thanos feel a thousand slashes within the space of a millisecond. He then grabs the spear, and raises his right hand, making a barrage of cyan bones, and blue spears stab into Thanos. Unfortunately for the titan, spears don't work the same as bones, and therefore, he gets quite stabbed by the barrage.
Suddenly, a disco ball appears over Thanos, randomly hitting him with lasers of alternatingly white, cyan, and orange lights. This gets followed up by the cylindrical and dragon skull blasters both unloading a salvo on Thanos, leaving him little chance to avoid damage.
The book then joins the action, sending out the words HATRED, SUFFERING, and MADNESS at Thanos, with the frying pan tossing flames onto them to add to the pain from the strikes. This continues for a while, with words such as ENDING, FINISHER, FINALE, and DEATH rushing at Thanos.
The glove storm all catch some of the raining miniature tridents, and begin swinging them around like mad, all out of order, varying between orange and cyan swings, with some of the opposites coinciding at the same instant.
The ballet shoes then get in on the action, catching some bones which Neo flings skywards and kicking them titanwards. They also kick Thanos into position for quite a few attacks he might have dodged otherwise.
As that goes on more lightning falls down before Neo grabs the trident. He stabs it into Thanos's eye before pulling the spear to do so to the other eye. This is followed up by him stabbing the sword which have proven to have the power to summon indefinite stars (sun=star), up the rear end of the titan, where they begin to burn with a flame of rainbow colors.
As this happens, Neo finally pulls off the orange glove, and reveals one finger, which appears to have some variety of power armor on it. The rest of the hand the finger is on quickly extends over to Thanos, sneaking itself along until they are inside the infinity gauntlet itself. Then, the Gauntlet Snaps, but Thanos is no longer touching any of it. Neo is the one holding all of it, since he covers Thanos's hand with his hand. As that happens, the index finger which has been busy pointing and miming clicking, clicks one last time, and suddenly, the gauntlet has been cut from the mad titan's inventory, and pasted into Neo's. Neo then uses all the mana in the finger, along with abusing his robotic nature, making him much better at not being injured by energy, to snap.
For a moment, nothing happens. Then, Thanos suddenly begins to notice that he is turning to dust. Simultaneously, the swords which clearly exceed 20 suns in energy explode violently, although Neo quickly absorbs the energy which doesn't go into destroying Thanos, converting that energy directly into the swords as slightly shorter versions from the energy lost. He then checks on an odd USB drive. He sees that it has ended the replay. He then pulls out another USB which has been recording the whole attack, and thinks through how he can get it to Smirk.
(If you want to argue I don't have the energy to pull this much in one action, then my 8cp are used in the process of begging to differ.)

 

[hungry visitor]

Now for the second attack against disappointing reality, I replicate more.
It is Carnival time!
A sphere of colorful light and music erupts and expands violently.
Go play some Carnival games!

 

[JOEbob]

only for the biggest oven, the Cakemaker 20,000,000,000,001, a truly miraculous invention

Click to shrink...

I am Cake Guy and I support this choice of weapon
/nul

 

[Karpinskaya]

1x action: I throw a dozen Explosive Clocks at Thanatos. They'll explode if they hit him.

1x action: I use the Scythe of Death (which I'm borrowing for this) and slash at Thanatos. It cuts him, and his very soul starts to drain out from the wound.

1x action: I project psychic images of death and destruction and defenestration and doom and all that into Thanatos's mind, preventing him from taking meaningful action while they're active.

 

[Nedben]

A1: Ushiwakamaru, ever the strategist, reports Thanatos to the admin abuse commission. Despite not existing, the office of banweapon abuse, regardless of rank, forces Thanatos to undergo a prolonged and boring punitive investigation, complete with criminal trial.
A2: Regardless of the main trial outcome, a relevance injunction from the Socialist Government of Physics forcibly protects air from unjustified bans until Thanatos can fix their moderation incontinence problem, and unbans air (creating a rather massive airburst).
A3: Ban Ki-Moon, the Supreme Ban and former United Nations Secretary General, prepares to handle the aftermath of the trial. If Thanatos just banned his way out or otherwise abused power to escape justice instead of a reasonable legal defense, Thanatos is getting kamehameha-ganked from all manner of directions and the ban victims are getting unbanned!

 

[Winkins]

2 charges

Not sure what to do with the animal mask, he gave it to the Silver Doggo. The doggo, being only a dog (a SILVER DOG, but still a dog), simply chews on the bag and chew the masks in the bag like chew toys. He finds particular delight in chewing the cat and squirrel masks...

Wielding the HVMS, Loony Uses another Moonchunk as he feels an urgency to use them, and aims towards Thanos. Now let's see what kind of Moonchunk was a part of... a... Moon made of missiles? Uh, well, upon releasing the missile moonchunk the chunk quickly expands into a moon worth of missiles that when the homing switch of the HVMS activates, it activated the homing features of the missiles. The Loony keeps his HVMS pointed at Thanos as to make him the target of the moon worth of electrified moon missiles cascade towards him.

 

[JOEbob]

The Cake... should maybe ...finish, Thanatos, off... if it thinks it can. or... Heal itself... or something...?
CGC Action... two]
there is... no action two... he refrains from using a second action... meaning he's only used half the power of this rounds... Ap, hopefully... But he still acted... so maybe it'll charge TiaT anyway...? I hope... so.
...I also... hope the soul...copy...thing... can fix this... 'not enough thingy thinks'... thing... for me.

 

[paradoxdragon]

(x1)The Mysterious Force quivers,before spitting out a Bolt of Pure Paradoxical Energy at Thanatos that cuts through his armour by sending them to the Shadow Realm before Sending Thanatos to live through Nedben's Attacks again but distorted and filled with annoying clown funhouse music,mirrors that reflect only himself,a slice of Cheesecake as the judge and Phoenix Wright is playing Prosecution.
(x1)The Armour then comes back to Thanatos as he summons it,unfortunately it's now greatly weakened which means that the F7 Force Tornado heading towards Thanatos will distract him from the next attack,it somehow has a Shark inside it ??
(x1)The Mysterious Force briefly remembers something...and it sends out a Twisted Copy of a Memory of the Shadowscythe hurtling towards Thanatos which distracts him from the fact that the Tornado is nearing a Black Hole and it promptly dumps it and the shark into the Event Horizon of it

 

[O.R.I.G.I.N.]

Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "Ha ha ha ha ha! I will kill Thanatos! Ha ha ha ha ha... ha... ha?" The paint slowly falls off of the alien, allowing the Blue Brigadier to return again. "What happened? I feel... I feel like I tried to do something impressive... Ugh... I'd better not try that again." The Blue Brigadier looks at the staff of control he is holding in his hand. "Seriously? How do you even use this thing? Really? All of the buttons are so far from each other. What if I wanted to press two buttons, and the two buttons were on different sides of this... staff? It's just so... inconvenient." The Blue Brigadier taps a button near the very top of the staff, and it rapidly collapses back into the original wrist controller. "Much better. Now then, what to do?... Save Candycane."
With all of the exposition out of the way, the Blue Brigadier dramatically points up into the sky and launches his finger at a button on his wrist controller. A pair of festive socks pop out of the wrist controller. "Hmm... must be malfunctioning. It's not Twistmas for another... 3 millennia?... Why couldn't I have just left the controller alone!? It was already glitchy! The transformation has just made it worse!" As the Blue Brigadier continues to grumble about how stupid the Gold Gldiator is, he walks over to Candycane. "You're three millennia off too. Really, it was already Twistmas just seven centuries ago! Anyways, here, take these stockings. There's probably a spot to hang them somewhere around here." The alien hands the two socks to Candycane, who stares at them confused. As the Blue Brigadier lets go of the socks, Candycane notices a significant weight inside of them. Candycane reaches in to find out what's inside, hoping it's some leftover candy or some other trivial item that fits in a sock. Unfortunately, the two giant socks that were in each of the socks are not candy. Nor do they fit in a sock. The nets explode out of the two socks and catch Candycane by surprise. Candycane attempts to use the Glaive Arm, but unfortunately, is only able to block one net. After all, no one uses two nets. Everyone just assumes that their prey will just get caught the first time and be done with it. Fortunately, the Blue Brigadier has no idea what he's doing and didn't even know the nets were in there.
Scene 2: The Blue Brigadier thinks about what just happened. "How did that happen? I was just trying to get rid of my old Twistmas supplies. Who put nets in there?" He replays the situation in his mind. "Hmm... the only possible culprit is... me. But it couldn't be me. I only had the socks after they popped out of the wrist controller." A thought dawns on him. "The wrist controller did it! But how could it know to?" The wrist controller starts to play elevator music. After a few seconds of listening to this, the alien rises to the challenge. "The wrist controller must be some sentient mind monster trying to eat my brain! Oh no! What to do? What to do?... Ah ha! I should give it to Candycane!" The Blue Brigadier attempts to press the release button. Fortunately, he fails to find it and instead presses something else. A hypno wheel pops out of the wrist controller. It faces Candycane and begins to spin. As the Blue Brigadier watches it spin, he can almost hear someone saying, "You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy." In fact, he begins to mutter it himself. "You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. Sleepy. Extremely sleepy. You are asleep. Asleep I say. Asleep." Miraculously, this works. Candycane begins to fall asleep.
Action 3: Unfortunately for the Blue Brigadier, nothing can be this simple. This puzzle boss has three parts. Block, physical, and mental. The final part is demonstrated as the Greater Mind Elemental attempts to lash out against the blue alien. A psychic scream echoes through the brigadier's mind. He throws his hands up to his ears to try and make it stop. He hears a small suggestion whisper through his mind.
"Freedom freedom freedom freedom."
It's such a tempting idea, the brigadier can't resist. He presses the buzz saw button on his wrist controller. It pops out, and aims itself towards the net around Candycane. The spinning saw makes contact with the net and then... it leaves a tiny paper cut. The Greater Mind Elemental screams in frustration.
"What is the point what is the point what is the point what is the point!?"
The Blue Brigadier shakes his head. "I've been wondering the same thing." The Greater Mind Elemental continues to scream.
"How did you evade how did you evade how did you evade!?"
"Oh, that's easy. At brigading school, I had my brain scanned. You know, to see which role best suited me. Unfortunately, my scan said that I was so easy to manipulate, I'm impossible to manipulate. How about that?" The Greater Mind Elemental screams in agony. The raw stupidity it absorbed by trying to mind control the Blue Brigadier starts to hit in full force. That force then combines with the stupidity of the paper cut buzz saw, scarring the Greater Mind Elemental even more.
"HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID!?"
Those are the Greater Mind Elemental's dying words as the sheer idiocy of the attack strikes at its core. "Me? Stupid? It's the wrist controller that's dumb. It's the one that made the buzz saw. It's so stupid that... it couldn't possibly be a sentient mind monster. Yes!" The Blue Brigaider continues to celebrate about his own theory being wrong.

 

[The Ego]

Thanos Skeledop

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[Bonus]...Scan CGC 3... specifically Third in a... trilogy...?
[1] using the coin gun and 4 coins, Cake Guy shoots nostril shoot to death.
[1]Cake... guy... goes over towards The C-CAKAKKAE FRIND! Y ARE U SLOWY AT NERASHIN NOUW? THIS NOT HEALP Wit CAKAKAKEKKEKEKEE!
yes, sorry... I'm just... dealing ... with two bo...cakes... at once. Haven't done ... that in ... a long tiWAT? YUO NEVIR DID IT BE5! IF UCLOUDL MULTIBRODY, Y Not KOOK MANY CAKE?
As you can... clearly... see, I'm... not great at... this kind of thing.
SHOULD I CAJEBAKENOW INSTEITED?
...I'm... 86...% sure... I'll regret this.
ISSAT BE YESIA?
....fine, sure... whatever.
YAYAYYEE! ILL DO ALL THE CKAKAKES!
I'm still... doing the ...third?... action.
OKIE MOI CAKAKE! ANY WAI!
I GO OVER 2 DA CAKE! THE AUTOANTIBIOCAKERBOOTS ARE HEL IT VERY GOODS BUT THEY DONT ADD ENOUGH CAKE WITH SPEEDS TO SPEEDYNESS ENOUGH THE CAKE!
AM NEED CAKE TO CAKE THE CAKE WITH CAKE MAKE THE CAKE CAKE AGAIN CAKE THOUGH!
AM KNOW BECAUSE S'MORES! THEIR IS CHRISTMAS THING OF SWET1 IF I TURN ITS HEAD INTO CORK AND STUFF UP THE BOTTLE I CAN MAKE LOTS OF SUIGR!
AM VER FAST DO THIS SO FAST THAT SUGAR TURN BROWN AND HARD! I DONNO WHY BUT THIS WILL BE VERY GOOD SHELL. DURABLE! MAYBE IF I CAN DO THIS MORE I'LL-- That's caramel... it's cooked sugar... not good for making pastries. ARE YOU SURREEEEEE?...yes.
ANY-Y IS TAKE BROWN SMELLING TASTE THING AND PUT ON CAKE WHICH MAKES CAKE RAKE IN BENEFITS OF BEING MUCH CAKE. IT NOT GUD FOR PASTRY BUT TEH GCAKES OSGOUD IT CAN MUSIE THIS ANYWAYWYAWYY. no... it just helps because... its in the way. now... it's my... turn...s. all... 6 of them, i... suppose.
OKIE DOKEI!
[1]...sorry for the... ahem... slower... text here. I'll... try to keep this short.
Cake Guy... lets me use... the priceytag... to the extent i'm doing this at...all... anyway. not... actually acting, but... i direct it. like... some metaphor, for directing... a director...?
I... go to the... SAFE... put in the remaining Priceytag cash... add a note... saying...
"Want single-use forwards precision time travel device... should work on things about the size of a small cake. will trade reality-warping cash money. "
if nothing happens... I put instead... "Long term snowballing nigh-indestructable single-use precision stasis pod. will trade reality-warping cash money."

CGC Action One: I watch... FlamingMage-eye... assault the Soul Gem... And make sure Thanatos... doesn't realize what they're... doing. with cloaking... about the same level and sort as... my other... body did last round.
CGOC1] Multitasking... as I keep the gems and FF... cloaked-, I use... the Other... Cake... and the hole formed in... the Soul Gem... to take... the CGC copy-- my mind... and all?... And bring it into this world... to fuse with myself...
CGOC2] I go over to Thanatos... openly, this, time... and use Vicious Cakery... on them. no, i don't, mean vicious... mockery. Cakery is better. It mocks them... specifically for not being a cake. and I use a graph... to prove it. instant... persuasiveness, multiplier. anyway... this makes Thanatos, feel bad about... being literally mad... also... I mock him for... not accepting any of my alternate suggestions... making him... an idiot. He takes... emotional damage.
CGOC3] I harvest... sheeps milk, from the... sheep. and make... a cake.. with it. Then I throw... the badly-constructed... cake... at Thanatos, who is so... despondent... from Vicious Cakery... that he lets it hit him... then it explodes.

Click to shrink...

Your misspelling causes you to waste your first shot. Four more shots kill Nostril Shot dead, though.

You add 1 AC to The Cake and buy a stasis pod. Your entities are ordered.

x3...

FM: COMBAT OPERANDI LVL. 99 = = = = > SINS ARE SHACKLES

Mageye returns, busting through the chest of the Game Master like one of those alien guys, and whips out his Metaartifact.

"Hello everyone, I'm sure all of your remember me."
"I'm Flaming Mageye, and I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew- wait no."
"ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY"
"Thanos! Thanatos! Mad Titan! Chin Man!"
"You stand accused of conspiring to commit genocide and also I don't like you!"
"For these crimes and many more.."
"You shall be executed."
The great tropes above smack Mageye midspeech for giving a anime speech. Shoo! DTG has enough of your kind! He ignores it and continues on.
"So!"
"Ladies!"
"Gentlemen!"
"Others!"
"It's..."
"SSSSSHOWTIME!"
Mageye brandishes his Metartifact, a staticky tendril extending across the field. He whirls around, and leaps up, as two great wings of static and blue flame form on him, and he propels himself up.
He stares down at Thanatos Death Chin Man. Holding it up, he twirls the Burden above himself, and it splits into hundreds of tendrils as he does so. Then, he brings it down, and all of the tendrils curl around Death Chin Man, encasing him.
Death Chin Man, restrained, squirms as Mageye walks over there, wings spread. He stares down Death Chin with his one eye, and brings the Burden to the side, yoinking Death Chin Man with it, sending him through the air as the Burden suddenly lets go...
except for one part.
Death Chin lands, and suddenly realizes that Mageye has used the Burden to rip their arm off.
The one with the infinity gauntlet.
Death Chin Man whirls around, holding the banhammer, and finds Mageye dropping his arm to the floor, having taken the infinity gauntlet off of it. Mageye examines the Gauntlet.
"You don't neeeeed this, do you?"
"You already have that fancy hammer!"
Before Death Chin can respond, Mageye throws the gauntlet into the air, grabs... wait what the hell
Everyone stops and stares as Mageye grabs Nedben with the truth, and wielding Nedben and Burden like a ball n' chain, beats the Infinity Gauntlet back and forth in the air, sending it every which way...
And then Mageye lunges up, and spins around, letting nedben fly like a baseball or something, nailing the infinity gauntlet into the sky...
And dislodging the gems, which Mageye grabs as many as he can off as they fall.. wait, no, as people look closer, they realize he's aiming for just two: Reality and Soul. He manages to grab them, and as he does, the rest of the gems fall onto the battered infinity gauntlet and back into place, which then plummets from the sky and onto Death Chin Man's head.
Mageye then channels the power of the two stones, energy crackling around him... A portal slowly begins to form over his head.
((As a note, I'm not going for damage here. I just need the Soul stone and Reality Stone for the duration of my post. If I can only get one, SOUL STONE. I can still pull off my plan with only the Soul Stone))
He then waits.
And waits.
And waits.
Elevatorstuck begins playing in the background.
He continues waiting.
Finally, the Portal finishes opening! And out of it comes the soulclone of Mageye, freed from the Soulstone via the Reality Stone.
The Soulclone then looks at Mageye, who nods. Then, the recent past is recalled.

As seen in this post, I included the Priceytag when I soulcloned myself.
On the turn where I soulcloned myself, the Priceytag had $12,341 Cash Money
Which means..
Mageye's duplicate holds up the Priceytag, and money swirls around.
Mageye links up with his soulclone, and shares his memories of everything that's happened up to this point, along with the plan. The clone nods, and channels the money swirling around.
5,341 CASH EXPENDED!
...And when I say "Expended", I mean ""used in a convoluted scheme to track down, in true Problem Sleuth manner, Mageye's female counterpart, Flaring Mistress, and inform her of the plan".
With the three FMs united, Flaming Mageye hurls a bomb into the Soul Stone rift to kill the Chin Man and Black Order clones inside (but not before stabilizing Soul Stone!FM with the Reality Stone), or at least prevent Death Chin Man from retrieving them, and then chucks the stones back to Death Chin Man, because he's a swell guy. Then, the three FMs C O M B I N E, and the area around them is filled with a whirlwind of static and cyan flame..
7000 CASH EXPENDED
All of the remaining cash is used to purchase all manner of power enhancing devices, voidfire to power up the expanding whirlwind of staticky flame, and also to advertise the fusion. This increases the power of this whole attack. Oh, and then the leftover cash is used on a time travel thing to retroactively power up my soul-stone and reality-stone yoinking, giving it a heavily improved chance to succeed.
With that done, the whirlwind grows even bigger, filling the field...
And then slowly shrinks, absorbed by... something that's floating where Mageye was.
And then, finally, it's gone, revealing the result of the Fusion.
What looks like a huge version of Mageye's eye, crafted of cyan flame and covered in staticky cracks, forms the majority of the thing, floating there. From its back hundreds of wings of blue flame, each of varying sizes, erupt, curving around it, and making the thing look like Galeem or Dharkon. The Burden just kinda floats there, telekinetically held, and extending, now around 20 feet long. The Thing stares down Thanos.

THANOS-THANOS-THANOS ⅢT-ⅢT-ⅢT ⅢS-ⅢS-ⅢS TⅢME-TⅢME-TⅢME
..And the field begins shaking, geysers of blue flame erupting randomly. The Thing continues staring.
Death Chin- Actually, no. I'm not gonna continue that joke because it's annoying to type. THANATOS glances around, banhammer ready, stones reinserted. He can take whatever this thing throws at him, can't he?
Can't he?
[BANNED]

Click to shrink...

Yes. Yes he can.

Thanatos bans your final attack, but the Soul Gem is still exposed. Your fusion has also gone through. Unfortunately, your damaging of the gauntlet rereveals it to Thanatos. He is no longer literally mad. Just very angry.

As Neo is forced back into his body by the agony from those souls, he tries to think of a way to deal with that psycho. Then he notices Thanos returned, with a new nickname and everything, and decides that is worth his attention a bit more. He walks up to this "new" Thanatos, quickly realizing that little is new about him except that he sealed the gems in the gauntlet this time, and he has a swanky new hammer. He decides it is likely time, and internally, an old stored code gets loaded in, and he prepares to fight. On his ocular menu, he sees text flash briefly, and knows the fight will now happen, for better or worse. The words are "Bad Time Mode Activate".
Neo pulls out a weapon that looks like a purple knife or something roughly the height of a person, and maybe half the height, made entirely out of a glowing white and purple energy. He makes an X by slashing straight in front of him, with the center focused on Thanatos, and then, a purple button appears by his hand out of nowhere. It is rectangular, and only its outline and some text on it is visible, with the text saying OVERWRITE. He pushes the button, and suddenly...
(Calling him Thanos from now on because it is easier to spell. Know all Thanos notations are Thanatos from now on in my description.)
Coded miniverse accessed.
Booting up battle sequence: Battle Against a True Neo
Battle sequence loaded.

From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, taking a guess. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. "Not going to make it that easy for you."
Suddenly, Thanos sees a purple heart within a box before him, and instinctively guesses it is supposed to represent himself, when it gets hit by a fireball in the box, and he feels it. Luckily, he is not so weak as to take damage from one fireball, but he realizes enough could do harm, and then begins to move away from where that one came from, somehow moving the thing. This is for less than naught, as another fireball blasts from the side he moved towards instead. Then, large swarms of fireballs fill the square, and he rushes frantically around it, trying to avoid the onslaught, but each time he moves up, down, left, or right, he gets hit. And he can't seem to do anything but control this heart/SOUL. He instantly begins to despise whatever this is. As he thinks that, the SOUL goes into him, and his GUI thing returns. He tries the ACT button, and attempts to pontificate. He quickly realizes that his audience is completely unwilling to listen.
The box returns, and Neo swings the trident down at the box, is eyes flashing blues and oranges in a random pattern. Something like orange orange blue orange blue. Thanos stays still the first and second times, moves the third, stays still the fourth, and tries staying still the fifth, remembering the odd blue aura trick. All but the last hit hits him, with the last one moving as if intangible, as an orange or blue colored swing slashes through Thanos. Thanos then tries Mercy, and tries to flee, but he finds that the overworld for whatever infernal place this is was never created, so he must somehow get Neo to let him leave.
Circles and circles of flame balls blast down at Thanos, as Neo says "You never get when to quit, do you? You never realize when you are out of time. You are far too determined to take that."
Circles continue to close in on Thanos's SOUL, and it begins to get close to dealing a damage. Then, suddenly, the attack ends. Thanos then hits the ITEM button, and then is surprised by the inclusion of a button for the time stone. He tentatively tests it, figuring he has little to lose if it fails. Then time begins to rewind and...
(Cut music here.)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, remembering something. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates from the script, and says "So you figured it out, huh? Too bad for you that I was built with temporal shift scanners. They both transmit what happens in that timeline, and lets me know as soon as the point you rewound to."

He puts away the trident, its purpose finished, and pulls out a blue spear. The spear glows with a powerful aura, and he looks to be prepared to fight even moreso than with the trident. He then says, "In summary, You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT to beat me." He looks to Thanos, and swipes the spear across the box, turning his SOUL a greenish hue, and giving it a blue spear arm thing. Then Thanos has a second or two of time to think before suddenly, a barrage of blue spears appear out of nowhere, and he realizes that he cannot move anymore. He feels spears digging into him, and even though he is healed from the rewind, it stings. He notices, however, that the spear is holding back the spear throws from that side. He tries moving the spear, and begins blocking. This works for all of about three seconds before some yellow spears appear, and circle around him when they are about to hit the spear.
Then, the GUI appears again. Thanos presses the ITEM button, but sees that somehow, he cannot use the Time Stone since he just rewound time. He instead opts for the Space stone, giving himself a portal to block attacks with. Which would have been a whole lot more useful were it not the turn where his SOUL color turns back to normal, and he gets attacked by spears from all directions. He only gets a shield to his side, which is rather useless when running either towards, or away from attacks. As he keeps trying to use it, he just gets hit more and more by spears from the wrong direction, at point blank. He is starting to wonder how this is happening.
He then gets back to his normal GUI, and checks his ACTs, if he can't use the Time Stone at the moment. He now tries to lecture... with approximately the same results as pontificate. Neo continues his onslaught, replying, "You create a pretty two dimensional view, from my knowledge, of what happened on Titan. Or were your people simply too slow witted that there was one man who realized the issue exists, and came up with a radical idea instead of the simple method of finding planets which could sustain life, but didn't yet, to colonize? And now? Now that same man believes that, in a world which by all definitions scoffs at physics, that his same plan is all that can work. You base all assumptions off the fact that you were the only one willing to be that murderous. Population control early on, expansions of your species to uninhabited easily colonized worlds, your options were simple, and yet you couldn't see them." As the spears continue flying, that statement cuts in as well.
Thanos, sees his GUI once more, and sees the Time stone is once more a viable option. He presses that button.
(Music cut off)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates from the script again, this time saying "Still resetting, huh? I hoped you wouldn't, but we both knew you would. Too stubborn to let your ideal die, too stubborn to see any of your own faults."
Neo pulls his right hand into his arm. It quickly pops back out, and it has an orange glove. He yells out, "Time for my BLUE ATTACK."



A barrage of cyan bones rush across the screen. Realizing it is the stationary hue, Thanos simply stays still. He sees no point to this attack, until he sees his SOUL fall to the bottom of the square. "YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT IS MY ATTACK."
Thanos then tries another ACT, quickly realizing he must wait until using old stones. He uses an option of Yell, and suddenly finds himself complaining about this whole experience.
Neo just continues attacking. A barrage of short bones begin randomly rushing along the effective 'ground' of the box, and Thanos tries to move away. He then realizes he can jump, and avoids the last bit. Another wave comes from the other side, and the bones are taller now. He can't jump quick enough, and gets hit by the front end.
Then he tries the Soul Stone in items, and his color suddenly shifts back to normal. He realizes the use of this, but then more bones, larger ones which move up and down as they move past, begin to flow from either side, alternating. He doesn't avoid all of it, and decides to not use that trick again.
He tries to use the Mind Stone on Neo, to which he replies, "NYEH HEH HEH. THIS RECORDED MESSAGE MEANS YOU TRIED TO MESS WITH MY BRAIN. UNFORTUNATELY, I AM IN A PRE RECORDED MODE, SO THAT DOES NOTHING."
More bones flow out for quite a while, seeming to go on forever, including a dog, a field of bones, and a group showing the words COOL DUDE, until finally, the attack ends. Thanos then uses the Time Stone in ITEM to rewind before he must deal with more of this inanity.
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos notices something. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu all over again. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "let's just get to this already."

Neo's left hand suddenly pops into his arm, and then out comes a white skeleton hand, which somehow summoned a blue hoodie onto him as well. He begins his attack and... it is a single, incredibly short bone... and it is slowly moving along the ground. It just keeps slowly trekking across the ground. Thanos slowly decides to just play leapfrog over it while waiting for the attack to end. It eventually does, but it takes its time.
Thanos responds with the pun ACT, saying "I tire of this, tired down to the bone."
Neo responds, "not bad, tibia honest. but you can't ketchup without putting a bit of backbone into it." Then he fires off another bone, and it too inches slowly across the box. It is truly amazing how slowly the bone inches across the screen. You wouldn't believe how slowly a bone could move.
Thanos eventually regains control, and presses the ITEM button, before noticing something called the Real Knife within that inventory. He selects it, and the FIGHT Button returns. Neo gets in one more pathetic bone along the bottom before he hits the FIGHT Button. He swings the Real Knife at Neo.
(Music cut)
Neo dodges the attack by sliding smoothly to the side, and then asks, "what, did you think i would just stand there and take it?"
He simply stands there, and notes "it was a beautiful day outside, before you arrived. same story everywhere, with children and adults laughing together. at times like these, psychos like you...
SHOULD GO BACK TO BURN IN HELL."
Odd dragon shaped skulls appear out of nowhere on the outside of the box, and begin firing, shooting out large laser beams. They fire from all directions, with no apparent rhyme or reason, and now Thanos regrets the FIGHT Button use.

Thanos checks his items, and tries the Space Stone. Now in the box are some nice portals to go through. He needs them, as some large bones run in from all sides randomly, quite quick. Then, his SOUL turns blue, and Neo flicks his left hand to the left. Thanos's soul flies in that direction as a response. He then gets flung to the right by a similar motion. The speed of the flinging gets more and more rapid as Neo swings his hand around, and bones appear below Thanos's SOUL whenever he hits the border, stabbing into it. He then begins to feel something. His sins crawl down his back, as every death he ever caused now appears to have been weaponized, and he feels Karmic Retribution from every one.
He tries the Real Knife again, but misses once more. Now Neo says, "i know you don't recognize your own faults, but you must understand. you murder half of all populations, and when you are there to reestablish order it is bad enough. all species are of chaos, so if you slaughter half without warning, mass panic and turmoil is all that will remain. you need to see this, as otherwise, you deserve the title of god of death for your own stupid delusions. now then, want some more?"
Neo follows up by slamming Thanos into another wall, before tossing him upwards, causing the ceiling of the box to give way as Thanos gets hit by bone after bone. The whole world seems to rail against Thanos, as every few seconds, another bone wall crashes into right where he is. He can't think, only move, accidentally playing into Neo's hand every time he tries. He feels wound after wound, and feels a reprieve when he sees cyan bones coming, only to be rammed by short bones directly after them.
Thanos then tries to use the FIGHT Button, and Neo dodges again. Neo smashes him with more bones, this time making small crosses of bones and making them fly across the box, spinning as they do so. Thanos manages to keep out of the way for the most part, but it is a close shave.
He takes another swing, believing he can end this soon. Neo dodges again. Then, Thanos sees more of those dragon skull shaped blasters, and has but a moment to begin trying to dodge before a blast from one slams right into him. Then another appears to his left, and blasts him again. He begins to realize he should move, and quickly moves down, only for the blast to come from directly below him. Thanos tries moving into a corner, only for the shot to appear from a diagonal angle. This game of cat and mouse with the blasters continues for a bit, with Thanos getting more and more desperate.
He finally gets a chance to take a swing, and takes it, only to miss again. Neo then launches Thanos to the ground, before launching a barrage of blasts along the floor of the box. Thanos manages to dodge a few of the blasts, but they all seem to be timed as he lands, no matter how he varies his jump timing. He takes another jump, only to have the blast shoot at him from the top of his jump. The blasts now seem to be directly tracking his actions, leaving no ability to dodge.
Thanos then gains back control, and decides that FIGHTing is the only option. This is a mistake, as he gets tossed around the box, with the blasters following him, and the bones walling him off into the middle of the blaster spams. He gets caught in traps composed of cyan bones, right as a barrage of blasters occur, keeping him damaged whether stationary, or mobile. He sees a few platforms incoming, only to realize too late that he is BLUE, and must jump from platform to platform to survive. He tries and tries, but he simply cannot keep up.
He feels battered and bruised as he relents, deciding to use the ITEM button. Maybe the next weapon will be easier to survive. Thanos uses the Time Stone once more to escape this madness, with the last thing he sees there being Neo smiling wide at the titan.
(Cut music)
Battle sequence loaded.
From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos sees something again, getting used to this.. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling more deja vu all over again. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "We're closing in on the endgame. I hope you don't think that means I have ran out of weapons."


Then, a single Cyan Blue Knife, and an Orange Glove appears on either side of Neo's head. Somehow, they seem silhouetted by heart shapes that radiates PATIENCE and BRAVERY.
Following this, a Darker Blue Ballet Shoe appears a bit over the cyan knife, with a Purple Book on the opposite side, silhouetted by heart shapes radiating INTEGRITY and PERSEVERANCE.
Lastly, a Green Frying Pan appears over the ballet shoe, followed by a Yellow Gun to the opposite side, silhouetted in KINDNESS and JUSTICE.
The Knife goes first, as Thanos has to dodge between strikes from a Knife which moves in such a way that the only consistently safe place is the starting point, which Thanos doesn't recognize.
The Glove follows, slamming around the box in a way that constant movement is required towards the last attack to avoid the next. Thanos misses the hint completely.
Next, the Ballet Shoe comes out to play, rushing around the window that Thanos's SOUL is in, leaving only room towards the bottom to avoid it.Thanos takes a few hits, but realizes to do so, and misses the majority of hits.
To continue the attack, the Book floats to the side of the square, and begins to shoot out words at Thanos. Word such as MURDERER, PSYCHOPATH, and UNNECESSARY rush at him, barraging him for quite some time, and he feels drained after that section from the sheer time it takes.
Following the Book, some Frying Pans appear overhead, tossing out flame below them on occasion. Although dangerous, the flames are not too difficult to avoid, so he is mostly safe during this attack.
Then the Gun appears. Unlike the others, its attack pattern is simple and direct. It spins around, directly shooting Thanos every chance it gets, and giving little dodge time. Thanos doesn't have as much luck with this one.
Then Thanos finally gets his turn, and he tries to use the ACT call for help… But nobody came.
Then the next wave of attacks, starting with the Glove and Knife repeating their original patterns simultaneously. This is more difficult to avoid for exceedingly obvious reasons.
Then the Shoe begins attacking, leaving little room to avoid it. The Book helps out by spamming out a barrage of words, such as FAMINE, RESOURCES, and OVERKILL, keeping the heat on for a long time.
Following this, the Frying Pan begins throwing around flames, but with the Gun shooting everywhere Thanos goes, he becomes quickly less than healthy.
To finish it, the Knife gets caught by the Glove, the Book rests itself on the Shoe, and the Gun attaches itself to the Pan handle before they fly into action, the Knife getting swung around, the Book moving fast with its word barrage, and the Gun swinging the flame from the Pan in a wide arc, leaving little room for error in Thanos's movements.
Thanos then gets to using his Time Stone ITEM.
(Music cuts)

From within him, Neo pulls one of the magic weapons that Smirk had supplied him when creating this form. A giant red trident slides out, and Thanos sees him ready to attack. But then, Thanos sees something again, much to his annoyance. A GUI has appeared in front of him, with buttons saying MERCY, ITEM, ACT, and FIGHT. Thanos slowly begins reaching for the FIGHT button, feeling deja vu, even further beyond. His hand inches closer, but just as he was about to press it, Neo moves the trident to his side, and stabs the FIGHT button to pieces. Then, Neo deviates by simply saying "Everyone has hopes still. What gives you the right to crush them. All those people dream of tomorrow. Who are you to make half those dreams false? That was always Smirk's mission, to make true those hopes, to let everyone have their dreams. Mine? Mine was to stop those who refused to allow those hopes to come to pass. Guess who fits the bill?"


Above Neo's head, a blade spins into life. Another quickly follows. As they spin, lightning crackles around them. They slowly begin to fall into his outstretched hand, with star shapes sparkling all around them. He then holds them before him, and they suddenly glow with many colors, making Thanos temporarily incapable of sight. As the glow fades, the world around Thanos begins to shift colors from a black and white pallet, to a shifting array of colors.
Suddenly, stars begin to fall on the box, hitting the side only to scatter into smaller ones which make a barrage flow over everything. They hit the top first, and then begin hitting the sides and bottom. The tiny stars leave little room, and Thanos finds great difficulty in dodging them. He tries to rush away from the attacks, but he can't seem to avoid most of the tight small star pattern, and is riddled with stars. He gives a long sigh of relief when the stars vanish.
He then attempts to Hope, but he feels none, as his attempts to crush others' accidental as they were, have ruined his own hopes' power. Then Neo slashes around with the two blades, leaving very little room for avoidance. He slashes upwards and downwards, side to side, and then leaves four pointed stars which rush Thanos.
Thanos attempts to remember his Dreams, but all he can see are the ones he crushed. He then sees lightning strikes from above him rain on him at random. They sparkle in a rainbow of fury, and he doesn't notice the boxes announcing their location until the last bolt.
He tries to use the Soul stone, and his SOUL turns yellow. He tries to fire back at Neo, as Neo unleashes bursts from odd, tube shaped Blasters. The blasters shoot odd little squares in a spray shot, until suddenly turning around and shooting a massive beam at him. Thanos sees no consistent way to avoid them, and takes plenty of shots.
Thanos tries the Space Stone, which makes large portals appear at each end of the box. He uses these to avoid some of the attacks, as both the blasters, and the swords combo attack him. The blasters shift to the side, blasting the spray of squares out at him, which leaves him open when a sword makes a swipe at him. The Portals allow him, however, to avoid a sword which was herding him into the way of a blast from the blasters.
Thanos tries to use the Reality Stone, and then finally realizes something is wrong. He sees nothing change. Absolutely nothing.
(Music cut.)
One last strike from this attack method blasts down onto Thanos, as a giant goat headed blaster appears in the background, and he sees more squares blitz him. But as that happens, Thanos focuses inwards, telling himself that it isn't real…

It works, and Thanos sees the real world. He sees a battlefield with no one directly in front of him attacking him.


From behind him, Thanos hears mechanical noises, as something prepares itself to attack. Behind him, stands Neo, pulling out the weapons from Thanos's recent terrible trip through combat. He equips many, and begins to give a smirk that makes Thanos quickly realize that he may be outgunned, as his gauntlet is no longer functional, and he appears to be holding a knife as his only weapon. He only has enough time to think the question of why that is before Neo throws the red Trident from before up into the air.

Suddenly, miniature tridents begins flying all around, the air around them ablaze as they soar straight at Thanos. He doesn't even get a second to try to rest as he tries to weave between them, as suddenly, some bones begin to shoot out behind him, stabbing him in the back. He then sees one of the Dragon skull blasters bear down on him, and feels the blast from it. He tries to roll to the side to avoid it, only to see a rain of lightning blasts on one side, and a barrage of spears flying along the other. He tries to brave the spears, but as he does so, he gets overrun by blasts from one of the cylinder blasters, with squares and rainbow beams flying everywhere. He then suddenly gets directly engaged by Neo, wielding a sword in one hand, and a spear in the other, as the trident continues its rain of mini tridents. He takes stabs and slashes, leaving those four pointed stars in his wake as he twirls around in a dangerous whirlwind of attacks.
Star shaped projectiles fall everywhere, and Thanos is beginning to feel nostalgia for the attacks with just the white glove. Speaking of, Thanos is suddenly launched into the air, where random bombs with cross symbols suddenly appear. Thanos soon realizes that they explode in that shape whenever they get hit, as he rushes through a swarm of them. Then, miniature robots that look like calculators begin to fly at him, wielding little swords, and cutting into him every couple seconds. He gets slammed into by repetitive walls of blocks, getting more annoyed by the second. Neo just smirks.
Neo then decides that that is enough of a flying lesson, and begins teaching Thanos about geology by giving him an object lesson in the durability of rocks, by way of using a Titan's face to break them. This is followed by mountains of random bones jutting into Thaos, with no real way to guard against them, as he is busy trying to think past how much he is growing to hate both Neo, and rocks.
Thanos then feels more rushing pains, as he gets brought back up to ground level, only to be assaulted by a rain of fire that carpets everything he is. The flames grow and grow, as Neo grabs the Trident from the air, letting the spear take its place on raining down ammunition on Thanos. As that happens, Neo swishes the Trident through Thanos, sometimes hitting with orange slices which cut anything stationary, and other times with Cyan slashes, which shreds anything that moves. The slashes become more and more violent, and then, Neo pulls back out his purple knife. and slashes Thanos's eyes. Thanos is once again in that world of illusion, and tries to break free, while not being able to tell what is actually hitting him, and what is just the illusion.
Neo then stands before Thanos, wielding both swords in his alternately gloved hands, with the spear and trident swinging around in midair, providing all the extra air support Neo needs. Neo slashes at Thanos, letting the cylinder blasters fire every other slash. He lets his four pointed stars tear into the Titan. He watches as star shapes fall upon Thanos among lightning blasts. Neo then turns, as if ignoring Thanos, and when Thanos tries to capitalize by way of a slash with the knife, Neo slides to the left without taking a scratch. He then launches Thanos upwards once more, making wave after wave of bones stab into him, followed by the dragon head blasters.
The auraed weapons then get in to the action. The knife begins slashing, bringing an army of its kin with it, while the glove keeps punching and slapping, bringing along a few hundred close friends as well. The book allows a whole dictionary of negative words to spill forth upon Thanos, while the ballet shoes do a tapdance on him, stomping all the way. The pan catches every time Thanos tries to stab Neo back, and then the gun just takes shot after shot, blasting Thanos with a barrage of yellow bullets.
As the bullets rain, more of the blasters begin to barrage Thanos with both rainbow, and monochromatic white blasts. Neo slashes in tandem with the knife storm, letting Thanos feel a thousand slashes within the space of a millisecond. He then grabs the spear, and raises his right hand, making a barrage of cyan bones, and blue spears stab into Thanos. Unfortunately for the titan, spears don't work the same as bones, and therefore, he gets quite stabbed by the barrage.
Suddenly, a disco ball appears over Thanos, randomly hitting him with lasers of alternatingly white, cyan, and orange lights. This gets followed up by the cylindrical and dragon skull blasters both unloading a salvo on Thanos, leaving him little chance to avoid damage.
The book then joins the action, sending out the words HATRED, SUFFERING, and MADNESS at Thanos, with the frying pan tossing flames onto them to add to the pain from the strikes. This continues for a while, with words such as ENDING, FINISHER, FINALE, and DEATH rushing at Thanos.
The glove storm all catch some of the raining miniature tridents, and begin swinging them around like mad, all out of order, varying between orange and cyan swings, with some of the opposites coinciding at the same instant.
The ballet shoes then get in on the action, catching some bones which Neo flings skywards and kicking them titanwards. They also kick Thanos into position for quite a few attacks he might have dodged otherwise.
As that goes on more lightning falls down before Neo grabs the trident. He stabs it into Thanos's eye before pulling the spear to do so to the other eye. This is followed up by him stabbing the sword which have proven to have the power to summon indefinite stars (sun=star), up the rear end of the titan, where they begin to burn with a flame of rainbow colors.
As this happens, Neo finally pulls off the orange glove, and reveals one finger, which appears to have some variety of power armor on it. The rest of the hand the finger is on quickly extends over to Thanos, sneaking itself along until they are inside the infinity gauntlet itself. Then, the Gauntlet Snaps, but Thanos is no longer touching any of it. Neo is the one holding all of it, since he covers Thanos's hand with his hand. As that happens, the index finger which has been busy pointing and miming clicking, clicks one last time, and suddenly, the gauntlet has been cut from the mad titan's inventory, and pasted into Neo's. Neo then uses all the mana in the finger, along with abusing his robotic nature, making him much better at not being injured by energy, to snap.
For a moment, nothing happens. Then, Thanos suddenly begins to notice that he is turning to dust. Simultaneously, the swords which clearly exceed 20 suns in energy explode violently, although Neo quickly absorbs the energy which doesn't go into destroying Thanos, converting that energy directly into the swords as slightly shorter versions from the energy lost. He then checks on an odd USB drive. He sees that it has ended the replay. He then pulls out another USB which has been recording the whole attack, and thinks through how he can get it to Smirk.
(If you want to argue I don't have the energy to pull this much in one action, then my 8cp are used in the process of begging to differ.)

Click to shrink...

Your attack starts off well, until a gust of wind is unbanned in your face. Golden Gladiator flies out of nowhere and swords you a bunch. The Narrator screams at you about killing godmodders. Blazing Deity's ultimate attack explodes in your face from the banhammer.
Turns out leaving Thanatos with his ultimate weapon was a bad idea.
You two manage to fight each other to a standstill, until a sliver of your attack power slips through.

1 damage.

Now for the second attack against disappointing reality, I replicate more.
It is Carnival time!
A sphere of colorful light and music erupts and expands violently.
Go play some Carnival games!

Click to shrink...

Still the wrong game.

1x action: I throw a dozen Explosive Clocks at Thanatos. They'll explode if they hit him.

1x action: I use the Scythe of Death (which I'm borrowing for this) and slash at Thanatos. It cuts him, and his very soul starts to drain out from the wound.

1x action: I project psychic images of death and destruction and defenestration and doom and all that into Thanatos's mind, preventing him from taking meaningful action while they're active.

Click to shrink...

The clocks miss Thanatos.

Death fights you tooth and nail for his scythe back. Thanatos fights you fist and hammer for his own life. You lose both fights and two teeth.

Thanatos dispels it with the Mind Gem.

A1: Ushiwakamaru, ever the strategist, reports Thanatos to the admin abuse commission. Despite not existing, the office of banweapon abuse, regardless of rank, forces Thanatos to undergo a prolonged and boring punitive investigation, complete with criminal trial.
A2: Regardless of the main trial outcome, a relevance injunction from the Socialist Government of Physics forcibly protects air from unjustified bans until Thanatos can fix their moderation incontinence problem, and unbans air (creating a rather massive airburst).
A3: Ban Ki-Moon, the Supreme Ban and former United Nations Secretary General, prepares to handle the aftermath of the trial. If Thanatos just banned his way out or otherwise abused power to escape justice instead of a reasonable legal defense, Thanatos is getting kamehameha-ganked from all manner of directions and the ban victims are getting unbanned!

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There are no admins in this game, sadly. It's a forum game.

You gather a few air elementals to your cause, until they immediately dissipate because air got unbanned during Neo's action.

Thanatos did not, unfortunately, so Ban Ki-Moon does nothing.

2 charges

Not sure what to do with the animal mask, he gave it to the Silver Doggo. The doggo, being only a dog (a SILVER DOG, but still a dog), simply chews on the bag and chew the masks in the bag like chew toys. He finds particular delight in chewing the cat and squirrel masks...

Wielding the HVMS, Loony Uses another Moonchunk as he feels an urgency to use them, and aims towards Thanos. Now let's see what kind of Moonchunk was a part of... a... Moon made of missiles? Uh, well, upon releasing the missile moonchunk the chunk quickly expands into a moon worth of missiles that when the homing switch of the HVMS activates, it activated the homing features of the missiles. The Loony keeps his HVMS pointed at Thanos as to make him the target of the moon worth of electrified moon missiles cascade towards him.

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Silver Doggo loves playing with the animal masks! "Look master, I fit a whole squirrel one in my mouth!" is what he would say if he hadn't accidentally hit the "engage battle mode" button on the mask, causing it to expand into a full helmet.
Inside of its mouth.
Killing it instantly.
Yikes.

Anyways, you fire a flaming missilemoon that compresses into itself and flies directly towards where you're pointing the laser pointer.
Very slowly.

The Cake... should maybe ...finish, Thanatos, off... if it thinks it can. or... Heal itself... or something...?
CGC Action... two]
there is... no action two... he refrains from using a second action... meaning he's only used half the power of this rounds... Ap, hopefully... But he still acted... so maybe it'll charge TiaT anyway...? I hope... so.
...I also... hope the soul...copy...thing... can fix this... 'not enough thingy thinks'... thing... for me.

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Your fused Souls are probably fine, yeah.

(x1)The Mysterious Force quivers,before spitting out a Bolt of Pure Paradoxical Energy at Thanatos that cuts through his armour by sending them to the Shadow Realm before Sending Thanatos to live through Nedben's Attacks again but distorted and filled with annoying clown funhouse music,mirrors that reflect only himself,a slice of Cheesecake as the judge and Phoenix Wright is playing Prosecution.
(x1)The Armour then comes back to Thanatos as he summons it,unfortunately it's now greatly weakened which means that the F7 Force Tornado heading towards Thanatos will distract him from the next attack,it somehow has a Shark inside it ??
(x1)The Mysterious Force briefly remembers something...and it sends out a Twisted Copy of a Memory of the Shadowscythe hurtling towards Thanatos which distracts him from the fact that the Tornado is nearing a Black Hole and it promptly dumps it and the shark into the Event Horizon of it

Click to shrink...

Your 2 x player combo of triple attacks finally manages to land a hit. 1 damage, because I'm nice.

Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "Ha ha ha ha ha! I will kill Thanatos! Ha ha ha ha ha... ha... ha?" The paint slowly falls off of the alien, allowing the Blue Brigadier to return again. "What happened? I feel... I feel like I tried to do something impressive... Ugh... I'd better not try that again." The Blue Brigadier looks at the staff of control he is holding in his hand. "Seriously? How do you even use this thing? Really? All of the buttons are so far from each other. What if I wanted to press two buttons, and the two buttons were on different sides of this... staff? It's just so... inconvenient." The Blue Brigadier taps a button near the very top of the staff, and it rapidly collapses back into the original wrist controller. "Much better. Now then, what to do?... Save Candycane."
With all of the exposition out of the way, the Blue Brigadier dramatically points up into the sky and launches his finger at a button on his wrist controller. A pair of festive socks pop out of the wrist controller. "Hmm... must be malfunctioning. It's not Twistmas for another... 3 millennia?... Why couldn't I have just left the controller alone!? It was already glitchy! The transformation has just made it worse!" As the Blue Brigadier continues to grumble about how stupid the Gold Gldiator is, he walks over to Candycane. "You're three millennia off too. Really, it was already Twistmas just seven centuries ago! Anyways, here, take these stockings. There's probably a spot to hang them somewhere around here." The alien hands the two socks to Candycane, who stares at them confused. As the Blue Brigadier lets go of the socks, Candycane notices a significant weight inside of them. Candycane reaches in to find out what's inside, hoping it's some leftover candy or some other trivial item that fits in a sock. Unfortunately, the two giant socks that were in each of the socks are not candy. Nor do they fit in a sock. The nets explode out of the two socks and catch Candycane by surprise. Candycane attempts to use the Glaive Arm, but unfortunately, is only able to block one net. After all, no one uses two nets. Everyone just assumes that their prey will just get caught the first time and be done with it. Fortunately, the Blue Brigadier has no idea what he's doing and didn't even know the nets were in there.
Scene 2: The Blue Brigadier thinks about what just happened. "How did that happen? I was just trying to get rid of my old Twistmas supplies. Who put nets in there?" He replays the situation in his mind. "Hmm... the only possible culprit is... me. But it couldn't be me. I only had the socks after they popped out of the wrist controller." A thought dawns on him. "The wrist controller did it! But how could it know to?" The wrist controller starts to play elevator music. After a few seconds of listening to this, the alien rises to the challenge. "The wrist controller must be some sentient mind monster trying to eat my brain! Oh no! What to do? What to do?... Ah ha! I should give it to Candycane!" The Blue Brigadier attempts to press the release button. Fortunately, he fails to find it and instead presses something else. A hypno wheel pops out of the wrist controller. It faces Candycane and begins to spin. As the Blue Brigadier watches it spin, he can almost hear someone saying, "You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy." In fact, he begins to mutter it himself. "You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. Sleepy. Extremely sleepy. You are asleep. Asleep I say. Asleep." Miraculously, this works. Candycane begins to fall asleep.
Action 3: Unfortunately for the Blue Brigadier, nothing can be this simple. This puzzle boss has three parts. Block, physical, and mental. The final part is demonstrated as the Greater Mind Elemental attempts to lash out against the blue alien. A psychic scream echoes through the brigadier's mind. He throws his hands up to his ears to try and make it stop. He hears a small suggestion whisper through his mind.
"Freedom freedom freedom freedom."
It's such a tempting idea, the brigadier can't resist. He presses the buzz saw button on his wrist controller. It pops out, and aims itself towards the net around Candycane. The spinning saw makes contact with the net and then... it leaves a tiny paper cut. The Greater Mind Elemental screams in frustration.
"What is the point what is the point what is the point what is the point!?"
The Blue Brigadier shakes his head. "I've been wondering the same thing." The Greater Mind Elemental continues to scream.
"How did you evade how did you evade how did you evade!?"
"Oh, that's easy. At brigading school, I had my brain scanned. You know, to see which role best suited me. Unfortunately, my scan said that I was so easy to manipulate, I'm impossible to manipulate. How about that?" The Greater Mind Elemental screams in agony. The raw stupidity it absorbed by trying to mind control the Blue Brigadier starts to hit in full force. That force then combines with the stupidity of the paper cut buzz saw, scarring the Greater Mind Elemental even more.
"HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID HOW COULD ONE BE SO STUPID!?"
Those are the Greater Mind Elemental's dying words as the sheer idiocy of the attack strikes at its core. "Me? Stupid? It's the wrist controller that's dumb. It's the one that made the buzz saw. It's so stupid that... it couldn't possibly be a sentient mind monster. Yes!" The Blue Brigaider continues to celebrate about his own theory being wrong.

Click to shrink...

You exorcise the GME from the Candycane enacydnaC, rescuing it. The GME is also killed.

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The Flaming Compressed Missile Moon: Crashing into Thanatos in 3 Rounds.

Well that can't be good.
Thanatos sits and considers things for a second. He looks at his health. He looks at CGOC. He looks at his options.
He twists his hand, freezing CGOC in time. This pushes his timestop ability to its limit.
He then clutches his fist at the Moon. It collapses in on itself.
Flaming Blackhole Missile Moon: Crashing into Thanatos in 3 Rounds.
He waves his hand around a bit. The missiles change form into something... more menacingly dangerous-looking.
Flaming Blackhole AntiMissile Moon: Crashing into Thanatos in 3 Rounds.
And pulls it towards the battlefield.
Flaming Blackhole AntiMissile Moon of Doom: Crashing in 3 Rounds.
More.
Flaming Blackhole AntiMissile Moon of Doom: Crashing 1 Round!


Nothing else is really relevant at this point. Figure out a way to stop the moon from obliterating you and anyone else you care about, as well as stopping Thanatos from escaping his fate!


The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.



All other entities are too busy panicking to act.

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[Thanos] Thanatos, the figuratively mad Titan. 1/500 Hp. Snapped into pseudogodmodderhood, which is not a thing I ever thought I'd have to say until today. DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!
[?] The Banhammer.
[A] Infinity Gauntlet. Reality Gem. Mind Gem. Time Gem. Space Gem. Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Corvus Glaive. Exposed.



FLAMING BLACKHOLE ANTIMISSILE MOON OF DOOM: CRASHING IN 1 ROUND TO LITERALLY WIPE OUT EVERYTHING!


[N] Surturbox. Will explode into Surtur once unfrozen. Bodyguarding Thanatos, maybe? ''Just kinda in the way'' is more accurate. Currently Timestopped.


[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).


[AT] Pweron Dum. 61/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
*[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.*
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 120,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 1/6. To me, confectionarians: 8/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [3]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Spoiler: stats

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Dropop] Candycane enacydnaC: 03:00:30. Caught in a net.
[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flame Throwers: 3/3.
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 3/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[A] Tesla Canon: 3/3.
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 7% constructed.
[Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 200,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 225,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 4/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 3/3. READY!
[AT-REDACTED] Lesser Fire Elementals. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x3
[AT-REDACTED] Fire Elemental. 43,000/43,000 Hp.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[A] Acidic Spray: 2/3.
[AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 0/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi. Killed by expanding Squirrel Helmet.
[N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 10/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. About to unleash the beast... once he gets untimestopped.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 2/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 100,000/100,000 Hp. 75,000/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].
[AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin.
[AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp.
[A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 0/3.
[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [1]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Animal Masks in a bag.
[A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?
[AG] Hungry Visitor. 20/20 Hp.
[A] The Blue/Purple Card. 1 use.
[AG] BLAZING DEITY. 60/60 Hp. Ready to mess a mother up.
[?] The Burden.
[AT] Desparademon. 20/20 Hp.
[?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp.
[A-Part] <==|
[A-Part] <==|
[A-Part] <==|

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Thanos Skeledop

Spoiler: How To Play

How To Play:

• Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
• Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
• Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
• Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
• You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
• Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
• Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
• Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
• You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
• You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
• Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

Spoiler: ban list

Several million air molecules.
Some advice on how to beat Thanatos from the narrator.
A portion of Gold Gladiator's attack. Approximately one action's worth of spinning blades at someone's face.

 

[JOEbob]

Well, losing control over cake-self entity sure is One way to fix the toomanyactionsatonce issue...
The Cake uses to me, Confectionarians, to summon Loads of cakes with the KoK buff. like, that's gotta be at least... 12? 12 sounds good. It also makes sure these Cakes are able to hide behind it. With the explosion not doing bodyguard-bypass, and The Cake being completely immune to damage with its kingdom size at 10+, this leaves The Cake immune.
The Cake Retroactively has used Knight of Kake on Cake Guy 2 rounds ago now.
[1]Cake Guy, look at the antimatter moon whatchimacallit.
You know, time reversed matter looks just like antimatter, and Antimatter only interacts destructively with normal matter, not itself.
It stands to reason, then, that time-reversed antimatter looks just like normal matter, and interacts badly only with not-reversed Antimatter.
So what you should really do, cake guy, instead of baking yet another cake, is set up a time slightly-slower-then-stop on the Antimatter meteor to activate right before impact.
NUO IM NOT BAIKED ENOUG CAKES! THIS WIL BEL HLEOPING!
But... fine. Not like I'll be caught in the blast.
I ABKE CAKES SO SUCH GOOD CAKE1
THIS MANY QUALITY CAKE IS SO GOOD. LIKe, AMAZILING LEIBLE GUDS.
SO GOD, IN FAC|, DAT TANATOS DECIDE @ HEATING IT WITH HIS MOUTHZ<.
THIS HAPENS 2 PUT HIM > IN THE DAPTH OF BIG METEOR MON ANTIMARLKTER, FORCING THANATOS TO EITHER GIVE UP THIS SUPER QUALITY CAKE AND KTAJES EMOTIONLA DMAMGES, OR BLOCK HIS OWN ATKA HIMSEFL1!
Some holes in your attack i'd like to clear up, if I may?
YAH SUR IF IT MAEKS MorE CAKES GODNES.
Thanatos cannot use the time gem to speed up because he's already overusing it. He can't use the space gem to move the cake- or otherwise directly affect the cake with any gems- due to Cake Guy sitting on The Cake and taking advantage of TOG's previous possible misinterpretation of how The Cake works to use its gem-like semielemental cake-control, which they'll use to overpower any manipulation of it. He can't make himself not want to eat the cake, because that would result in him not eating the cake, and he doesn't want to end up not eating it, quid quo pro. He can't scarf it down too quickly because then he wouldn't get enough enjoyment.
So there.
[1]NEXT AUOP I TAKEIKE TEH CAKE ANd PUT A CIRCLE OF MOLECULARLY TILING SPHARS AORUND IT
that's a cone.
OK A SPHAR OF OF MOLECULARLY TILING CIRCLES.
I said cone, and those "circles" are cakes.
YAH. SPHONE OF MOELECURLARLY TILING CKAKEK-CIRCLKES
you know what I'm done arguing.
OKIE ANYWAY THIS SHIELD OF SMALLY MANY CAKEKSES SPHAR CONES CIRCLES WILL BE ATAK SHIELDEDIFFIER AROUND TEH CAKE! NOW IT'L BLOCK FIRST ATTACK ON TCKAKEK THIS ROUND.D.
[1]AND THIEN hey no i need this action BUT WHY to not die within 3 rounds RU SUR well basically yes. OKIA FINE FINE BUT LIKE IT; L MUST MAKES ESENESE RIGHT hm, before i try to explain, let me ask a question. would running over to the Game Master and asking them for a Bad thingtm​ so you might get [?]The Cake make sense to you YES IF ITS;L COULD WOKRSL well then i promise this will make more sense to a sane person then that does.
Ahem, anyway. first I toss the coin gun in the SAFE, which is a bonus action because SAFE trading is a bonus action we know this because of the blingy boi. It has a note saying "giving reality-warping money-launcher which runs on technical definitions of its description, in exchange for a single use artifact which grants a target 1 autododge that round". (If this gets a response, it is then used on the meteor if all else fails, causing it to dodge the ground and not explode.) With that done, he sneaks over to Pweron Dum. closer....
Closer..........
clllloooooosssseeeerrrrr....
suddenly, they grab the cute regen buckler and replace it a 2 turn 1 hp regen buff in the shape and size of the cute regen buckler! Pweron Dum, having the exact same stats until after the intermission is likely to end,and being busy panicking apparently, fails to notice the change, while Cake Guys Cake puts on the Cute Regen Buckler. unlike other sources, which either say 'X R' or specify 'hp', the Regen Buckler says '1 Regen/Round'. this is nonspecific enough to work for Cake Guys Cake, probably.
[Cake Guys Cake] I go over to that Stasis Pod I bought, set up a rocket booster, hop in, close the door, have the booster launch me off the battlefield, and set the pod up to release me whenever it finds a Voidnet site listed under 'the facility' with the same ID I was using for the facilitys orders.

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

The Thing turns to Blackhole Moon thing.
In hovers over to it, and stares at it.
As we all know, when you stare into the abyss, the abyss will stare back.
This means that the blackhole is sentient, as it could be classified as a abyss. Don't question my logic.
Deiteye promptly bribes the Moon with Lotsa Money to go back to Moonland. We don't want you killing anyone!

 

[Karpinskaya]

1x action: GRAB THE SURTURBOX AND THROW IT AT THE CRASHING STUFF

1x action: Grab Thanatos and throw him at the crashing stuff

1x action: I know Thanatos dodged that or something, but I anticipated that (and if he didn't dodge, I anticipated that as well). Anyways, where Thanatos is currently moving to is a mine of some kind. He trips it. Some smoke poofs out of it, making a nigh-impenetrable cloud.

Perfect cover for someone to sneak up and stab him. So I try it.

He blocks easily and hoists me up or something. I start laughing. That's when he notices I'm wearing a gas mask, which I don't usually wear.

And that's when the neurotoxin that was in the smoke kicks in.

 

[Nedben]

Despara passively charges +3 CP and all that. :menacing:
A1: puts Thanatos inside the moon bomb.
A2: puts the moon bomb inside Thanatos.
A3: puts Thanatos inside Thanatos, thus containing the explosion range inside itself.

Shhh.

 

[paradoxdragon]

(x3)The Force recognised the Problem, it thrashes wildly as it thinks on what to do.It then decides that the best way for it to do anything is for it to use up itself to blast the incoming Moon Blackhole of Doom away from the AG Side.

 

[Ender_Smirk]

Neo is actually worried now. He luckily notices something. He still has 8cp. He gets to work.
He pulls out some spare schematics, and then has his energy matter converter cells begin to spit out all the materials. Large hunks of metal and dangerous looking energy rays all get spat out onto the pile, along with canisters of some kind of fuel. He then begins assembling it into one device. First, he places the ray guns in a circle over one piece of particularly dense metal. One might guess, based on its rough gravitational effect on objects nearby, that it has comparable mass to a moon. Then, the ray guns, and the metal chunk, are placed under a cone. Next, Neo quickly rushes around, throwing piece by piece of metal into a cylinder, with a few devices set to pump fuel down to the last segment, which Neo quickly sets up. It is now blindingly obvious what he has constructed. He has built a missile. One comparable to the incoming one.
He then presses a button on a small remote he built for the missile, and the missile shoots off, flying directly at the opposing missile. As the missiles get closer to colliding, the ray guns all fire. They do a variety of things, summarized best by saying the missile is now a matter exact equal to the moon missile, and when the two make contact, an array of portals similar to Smirk's black hole bomb tech will capture the blast, rebounding it around, although this one then goes into the edges of the Void so that no one will be injured by the fallout. Unless Thanatos is still present. If he is present, he just gets to absorb that fallout with his quickly disintegrating body.

 

[hungry visitor]

Sighing the Botshv swat away the moon... this is so disappointing.
Then with a precise kick they move the moon so that it hits Thanatos.
Then they start playing whack a mole.

 

[O.R.I.G.I.N.]

Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "I- I don't know- I don't know what that is. However, I think that there is an extremely simple way to deal with this." The blue alien presses another repetitive button and gets a pen and paper. On the paper, he writes "You can buy The Smoldering Remains of a Total Party Kill for the low low price of literally any weapon. Order now!" He opens up the safe, throws the paper in it, and lets the FLAMING BLACKHOLE ANTIMISSILE MOON OF DOOM fly into it. He then calmly closes the safe. "Problem solved."
Scene 2: "Wait wait wait, the Banhammer can also Unban things? I feel lied to. It should be the Now It's Gone, Now It's Back Hammer... or the Hammer of Hi and Bye... you know what, Banhammer works." The alien taps a panel on his wrist controller and nothing seems to happen. The Blue Brigadier walks up to Thanatos and starts rambling. "Hey Thanatos. Thaaaaanatos. Thaaaaaaanaaaaaaatoooooooos. T-H-A-N-A-T-O-S. Thanatos. Yes, you, Thanatos. Ban. That's right, Ban. Ban. Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban- I won't stop until you tell me to. -ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban BAN!" The Blue Brigadier takes a deep breath. "Banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban-" Years pass. "-banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban..." The Blue Brigadier's "ban"'s become quieter and quieter, slower and slower. Thanatos starts to hope that the Blue Brigadier has run out of air. The Blue Brigadier falls to the ground and continues to mutter the word "ban", just barely audible. He continues this for what feels like days. Then, suddenly, the Blue Brigadier leaps into the air with renewed energy and continues, "BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN-" Finally, it's too much for Thanatos, and he bans the Blue Brigadier's saying of the word ban. The alien's mouth is zipped shut. Unfortunately for Thanatos, this is what the wrist controller wanted. As Thanatos had focused on the Blue Brigadier's incessant whining, the wrist controller had done two things. Firstly, it had abused the vacuum of time energy caused from the Time Stone being incapable of use to trap him and Thanatos in one of those "One year inside is one second outside" boxes. Secondly, it rigged the box to explode the second the Blue Brigadier wasn't saying the word "ban". And so, as the Blue Brigadier gets banned, a thing that is apparently temporary(?), the room explodes with the power of a year's worth of explosives, taking Thanatos with it.
Scene 3 - The Blue Brigadier is back(?) because only his action was banned(?). Because he assumes Thanatos died, he takes the time to actually scan the sheep and figure out what they are.

 

[The Ego]

Thanos Dop

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Well, losing control over cake-self entity sure is One way to fix the toomanyactionsatonce issue...
The Cake uses to me, Confectionarians, to summon Loads of cakes with the KoK buff. like, that's gotta be at least... 12? 12 sounds good. It also makes sure these Cakes are able to hide behind it. With the explosion not doing bodyguard-bypass, and The Cake being completely immune to damage with its kingdom size at 10+, this leaves The Cake immune.
The Cake Retroactively has used Knight of Kake on Cake Guy 2 rounds ago now.
[1]Cake Guy, look at the antimatter moon whatchimacallit.
You know, time reversed matter looks just like antimatter, and Antimatter only interacts destructively with normal matter, not itself.
It stands to reason, then, that time-reversed antimatter looks just like normal matter, and interacts badly only with not-reversed Antimatter.
So what you should really do, cake guy, instead of baking yet another cake, is set up a time slightly-slower-then-stop on the Antimatter meteor to activate right before impact.
NUO IM NOT BAIKED ENOUG CAKES! THIS WIL BEL HLEOPING!
But... fine. Not like I'll be caught in the blast.
I ABKE CAKES SO SUCH GOOD CAKE1
THIS MANY QUALITY CAKE IS SO GOOD. LIKe, AMAZILING LEIBLE GUDS.
SO GOD, IN FAC|, DAT TANATOS DECIDE @ HEATING IT WITH HIS MOUTHZ<.
THIS HAPENS 2 PUT HIM > IN THE DAPTH OF BIG METEOR MON ANTIMARLKTER, FORCING THANATOS TO EITHER GIVE UP THIS SUPER QUALITY CAKE AND KTAJES EMOTIONLA DMAMGES, OR BLOCK HIS OWN ATKA HIMSEFL1!
Some holes in your attack i'd like to clear up, if I may?
YAH SUR IF IT MAEKS MorE CAKES GODNES.
Thanatos cannot use the time gem to speed up because he's already overusing it. He can't use the space gem to move the cake- or otherwise directly affect the cake with any gems- due to Cake Guy sitting on The Cake and taking advantage of TOG's previous possible misinterpretation of how The Cake works to use its gem-like semielemental cake-control, which they'll use to overpower any manipulation of it. He can't make himself not want to eat the cake, because that would result in him not eating the cake, and he doesn't want to end up not eating it, quid quo pro. He can't scarf it down too quickly because then he wouldn't get enough enjoyment.
So there.
[1]NEXT AUOP I TAKEIKE TEH CAKE ANd PUT A CIRCLE OF MOLECULARLY TILING SPHARS AORUND IT
that's a cone.
OK A SPHAR OF OF MOLECULARLY TILING CIRCLES.
I said cone, and those "circles" are cakes.
YAH. SPHONE OF MOELECURLARLY TILING CKAKEK-CIRCLKES
you know what I'm done arguing.
OKIE ANYWAY THIS SHIELD OF SMALLY MANY CAKEKSES SPHAR CONES CIRCLES WILL BE ATAK SHIELDEDIFFIER AROUND TEH CAKE! NOW IT'L BLOCK FIRST ATTACK ON TCKAKEK THIS ROUND.D.
[1]AND THIEN hey no i need this action BUT WHY to not die within 3 rounds RU SUR well basically yes. OKIA FINE FINE BUT LIKE IT; L MUST MAKES ESENESE RIGHT hm, before i try to explain, let me ask a question. would running over to the Game Master and asking them for a Bad thingtm​ so you might get [?]The Cake make sense to you YES IF ITS;L COULD WOKRSL well then i promise this will make more sense to a sane person then that does.
Ahem, anyway. first I toss the coin gun in the SAFE, which is a bonus action because SAFE trading is a bonus action we know this because of the blingy boi. It has a note saying "giving reality-warping money-launcher which runs on technical definitions of its description, in exchange for a single use artifact which grants a target 1 autododge that round". (If this gets a response, it is then used on the meteor if all else fails, causing it to dodge the ground and not explode.) With that done, he sneaks over to Pweron Dum. closer....
Closer..........
clllloooooosssseeeerrrrr....
suddenly, they grab the cute regen buckler and replace it a 2 turn 1 hp regen buff in the shape and size of the cute regen buckler! Pweron Dum, having the exact same stats until after the intermission is likely to end,and being busy panicking apparently, fails to notice the change, while Cake Guys Cake puts on the Cute Regen Buckler. unlike other sources, which either say 'X R' or specify 'hp', the Regen Buckler says '1 Regen/Round'. this is nonspecific enough to work for Cake Guys Cake, probably.
[Cake Guys Cake] I go over to that Stasis Pod I bought, set up a rocket booster, hop in, close the door, have the booster launch me off the battlefield, and set the pod up to release me whenever it finds a Voidnet site listed under 'the facility' with the same ID I was using for the facilitys orders.

Click to shrink...

The Cake only manages to summon 10 Lesser Cakes, which is still enough to grant it full immunity.

Thanatos decides to just grab the cake and run instead of dealing with all that hassle. He can eat the cake later.

Your trade goes through, and you successfully apply the autododger to the moon. You also manage to replace the Cute Buckler.

CGC ordered.

The Thing turns to Blackhole Moon thing.
In hovers over to it, and stares at it.
As we all know, when you stare into the abyss, the abyss will stare back.
This means that the blackhole is sentient, as it could be classified as a abyss. Don't question my logic.
Deiteye promptly bribes the Moon with Lotsa Money to go back to Moonland. We don't want you killing anyone!

Click to shrink...

Unfortunately, you're now poor and cannot bribe the moon. You brace for impact.

1x action: GRAB THE SURTURBOX AND THROW IT AT THE CRASHING STUFF

1x action: Grab Thanatos and throw him at the crashing stuff

1x action: I know Thanatos dodged that or something, but I anticipated that (and if he didn't dodge, I anticipated that as well). Anyways, where Thanatos is currently moving to is a mine of some kind. He trips it. Some smoke poofs out of it, making a nigh-impenetrable cloud.

Perfect cover for someone to sneak up and stab him. So I try it.

He blocks easily and hoists me up or something. I start laughing. That's when he notices I'm wearing a gas mask, which I don't usually wear.

And that's when the neurotoxin that was in the smoke kicks in.

Click to shrink...

The Surturbox is tossed into the blackhole past the event horizon.
Eventually, the Fire on the moon begins to fade.

Thanatos, too heavy to be thrown, is instead caught in your gasmine trap. Thanatos decides to BAN the cloud of gas, revealing you in a gas mask. He beats you to a bloody pulp and rips your gasmask off before unbanning the neurotoxins in your face.

Despara passively charges +3 CP and all that. :menacing:
A1: puts Thanatos inside the moon bomb.
A2: puts the moon bomb inside Thanatos.
A3: puts Thanatos inside Thanatos, thus containing the explosion range inside itself.

Shhh.

Click to shrink...

I was tempted to make this turn Thanatos into DEATHMOON THANATOS for this. Instead, I think I'll meet you in the consequential middle by having Thanatos use the Reality Gem to reseparate himself and the Moon.

Actually, here. Let's say that the moon used the autododger on your action as well. That way the next one won't fail.

(x3)The Force recognised the Problem, it thrashes wildly as it thinks on what to do.It then decides that the best way for it to do anything is for it to use up itself to blast the incoming Moon Blackhole of Doom away from the AG Side.

Click to shrink...

Hah, side. The only sides that matter where this beast of a bomb is concerned is The Other Side. As in death. For everyone. Because it's that big.
Still, you manage to increase the likelihood for some entities to survive somehow.

Neo is actually worried now. He luckily notices something. He still has 8cp. He gets to work.
He pulls out some spare schematics, and then has his energy matter converter cells begin to spit out all the materials. Large hunks of metal and dangerous looking energy rays all get spat out onto the pile, along with canisters of some kind of fuel. He then begins assembling it into one device. First, he places the ray guns in a circle over one piece of particularly dense metal. One might guess, based on its rough gravitational effect on objects nearby, that it has comparable mass to a moon. Then, the ray guns, and the metal chunk, are placed under a cone. Next, Neo quickly rushes around, throwing piece by piece of metal into a cylinder, with a few devices set to pump fuel down to the last segment, which Neo quickly sets up. It is now blindingly obvious what he has constructed. He has built a missile. One comparable to the incoming one.
He then presses a button on a small remote he built for the missile, and the missile shoots off, flying directly at the opposing missile. As the missiles get closer to colliding, the ray guns all fire. They do a variety of things, summarized best by saying the missile is now a matter exact equal to the moon missile, and when the two make contact, an array of portals similar to Smirk's black hole bomb tech will capture the blast, rebounding it around, although this one then goes into the edges of the Void so that no one will be injured by the fallout. Unless Thanatos is still present. If he is present, he just gets to absorb that fallout with his quickly disintegrating body.

Click to shrink...

With a large chunk of CP, you create an equal-yet-opposite action to counteract the Moon. Also lasers. By "a matter exact equal" to the moon I assume you mean it is also made of antimatter. As everyone knows, multiplying two negatives gives you a positive. As everyone also now knows, I know nothing about particle physics. Anyways, you cause all the missiles to detonate early in a massive explosion high above the air.
You create several portals to attempt to redirect the blast, only to find that none will manifest. This is, upon closer observation, a result of Thanatos' Space Gem meddling. The fire from the explosion is instead pulled into the blackhole.

Sighing the Botshv swat away the moon... this is so disappointing.
Then with a precise kick they move the moon so that it hits Thanatos.
Then they start playing whack a mole.

Click to shrink...

You redirect the Blackhole Moon of Doom a bit more towards Thanatos.

Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "I- I don't know- I don't know what that is. However, I think that there is an extremely simple way to deal with this." The blue alien presses another repetitive button and gets a pen and paper. On the paper, he writes "You can buy The Smoldering Remains of a Total Party Kill for the low low price of literally any weapon. Order now!" He opens up the safe, throws the paper in it, and lets the FLAMING BLACKHOLE ANTIMISSILE MOON OF DOOM fly into it. He then calmly closes the safe. "Problem solved."
Scene 2: "Wait wait wait, the Banhammer can also Unban things? I feel lied to. It should be the Now It's Gone, Now It's Back Hammer... or the Hammer of Hi and Bye... you know what, Banhammer works." The alien taps a panel on his wrist controller and nothing seems to happen. The Blue Brigadier walks up to Thanatos and starts rambling. "Hey Thanatos. Thaaaaanatos. Thaaaaaaanaaaaaaatoooooooos. T-H-A-N-A-T-O-S. Thanatos. Yes, you, Thanatos. Ban. That's right, Ban. Ban. Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban- I won't stop until you tell me to. -ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban BAN!" The Blue Brigadier takes a deep breath. "Banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban-" Years pass. "-banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban... ban..." The Blue Brigadier's "ban"'s become quieter and quieter, slower and slower. Thanatos starts to hope that the Blue Brigadier has run out of air. The Blue Brigadier falls to the ground and continues to mutter the word "ban", just barely audible. He continues this for what feels like days. Then, suddenly, the Blue Brigadier leaps into the air with renewed energy and continues, "BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN-" Finally, it's too much for Thanatos, and he bans the Blue Brigadier's saying of the word ban. The alien's mouth is zipped shut. Unfortunately for Thanatos, this is what the wrist controller wanted. As Thanatos had focused on the Blue Brigadier's incessant whining, the wrist controller had done two things. Firstly, it had abused the vacuum of time energy caused from the Time Stone being incapable of use to trap him and Thanatos in one of those "One year inside is one second outside" boxes. Secondly, it rigged the box to explode the second the Blue Brigadier wasn't saying the word "ban". And so, as the Blue Brigadier gets banned, a thing that is apparently temporary(?), the room explodes with the power of a year's worth of explosives, taking Thanatos with it.
Scene 3 - The Blue Brigadier is back(?) because only his action was banned(?). Because he assumes Thanatos died, he takes the time to actually scan the sheep and figure out what they are.

Click to shrink...

Unfortunately, you get accused of false advertising as a result of players having removed a bunch of those prefixes to the Moon. The SAFE returns it to you, having only stolen the "of doom" suffix and some style from it. Bastards.

Thanatos instead decides to use the Mind Gem to remove your ability to speak. Because yeah. The box explodes on him, but he manages to speed up his own time in order to outrun it.

You scan the sheep, and discover that they are perfectly normal sheep. Except that their Hp meter has been replaced with a meter measuring their... animal...ness???? It's bizarre, to say the least.

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And so begins the final EOTB of the game.

The BLACKHOLE MOON careens towards the battlefield. Thanatos attempts t-
No, that won't do.
That won't do at all... after all this... no...




Conclusion post in progress.

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You get up from your desk, which you have been sitting at for the past 4 hours. Your mind briefly flits across the notion that using a laptop on a desk top is somewhat ironic before landing on the actual issue at hand.
You need a freaking break.

You walk out of your room with barely a thought for the decor: A minimalist-futurist sort of design that would be very out of place in, say, Sol 3 in the year 2019 A.D. Of course, your planet is not that planet, and the year is nowhere near that year. In fact, you are so completely detached from such a location in spacetime that you would be thoroughly confused at most notions that would come up in a discussion of the interdimensional travel required to reach there from where you currently are.

You exist your habitation dome. Your Home, as the official slang puts it. Again, the irony in that last part fails to dodge a collision with your train of thought. The train just keeps on keeping on, however, barely stopping to acknowledge the interaction. Your mind has other places to be...

The streets are quiet tonight. As you walk, you're far more often compelled to observe statues of the Emperor that litter just about every road-island-thingy and small park that you come across than the human beings that you occasionally cross while walking. Again, the streets are quiet tonight.

You stop suddenly and turn to face the... store? The government-approved store on the side of the street which appears to be selling merchandise.
There's the generic stuff, obviously. Tools, globes, accessories and devices branded with the Red Wings of Glory that serve as your planet's emblem. Then there are the costume parts. Coats and glasses and armor pieces of red and green and red again. Following that are the timepieces and banners and then the emergency SOS devices.

Ah, and there are the grand prizes. Lottery tickets for entering one of the Official Government KtK Games.
Honestly, for anyone not raised with the Emperor's bizarre fascination for forum games being enforced onto the general populace since time immemorial, it would probably seem strange that the genre is, to your society, analogous to cinema.

This, then, explains your choice of medium for creating your game. Not quite so weird to try and create an online reenactment of a famous historical event in that case, is it? No, not inherently. Maybe the weirdness was more a result of how it was run. Bringing on random history nerds to serve as your players/actor analogues was... probably not the way to go when attempting to recreate history. You'll grant your players this: They were certainly creative when it came to areas where the official records are vague. Time-travelling robots, aliens allied with humans, whatever the heck the guy playing Adrian Celstus was up to with his conspiracies.

You sigh. You sure as heck hope that the Freemasons (The Emperor's ironically-named secret police) won't get you in trouble for your game's accidental takes on events. You know they have a tendency to exaggerate their reactions to things like this on occasion.
Actually... there was that point where a few players disappeared for a while... worrying.

All this is really besides the point, though. You have to get back and finish your game. Seriously. It's been a fun ride and all, but you've really been putting off that conclusion for a while. You suppose it's just because you... you don't know. Honestly, you have no idea about anything anymore.

You guess you'll just head back home and get back to work on it.

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The BLACKHOLE MOON careens towards the battlefield. All of your efforts that you set towards either decreasing the blast size or pushing it away from your side of the field have made it so that the vast majority of the final devastation will be focused on Thanatos himself.

Thanatos himself realizes this. Fortunately for himself, his Reality Gem has rec- No, wait, he already used it this round.
Uh, Thanatos uses the Sp- no. M- why?

Thanatos begins to panic.
The sphere of death approaches closer and closer. Across the battlefield, entities begin getting dragged upwards by the force of gravity. Soon, artifacts and terrain elements begin to follow as well.
Thanatos feels himself getting lighter- no, wait. He's being pulled upwards. Despite his weight, he begins accelerating towards the massive mass along with a bunch of other things that formerly littered the battlefield. As he rapidly accelerates more and more towards the Blackhole Moon, he realizes that he is left with no other choice.
Using the free Chronological charge he has, he manipulates the temporal portion of the fabric of spacetime to cause the blackhole moon to instantly disintegrate via Hawking Radiation.

Entities and battlefield chunks and artifacts and Thanatos himself all fall back to the battlefield in a generally painful manner. Besides this, the whole battlefield is blasted with radiation. These two factors severely damage nearly everyone, and result in the destruction of the candy cane, the snowflake canons, some elementals and the medibot squads.
Thanatos, upon pulling himself to his feet, takes a moment to contemplate his situation. The sheer power of most of your actions this round alone mean that he has very little chance of survival.
With what will be his final action, he transfers the second timelock from CGOC to the Infinity Gauntlet.

Instantly, all the entities still in fighting shape assail and assault Thanatos in a fight which culminates in the newly-freed CGOC using a graph + vicious cakery on Thanatos.
Thanatos, defeated and dejected, dies of diabetes from eating the cake he was given this round.

...Kind of a sad end, really.
Anyways, CGOC gets first dibs on looting the corpse for having got the kill. Congratulations to everyone for having participated in slaying the Mad Titan. I'll let this run a round more to allow everyone to set their affairs in order. Meanwhile, I'll uh...
I don't know.
...

The sheep graze as if nothing has happened. CGC's action will be delayed, as I'm assuming he doesn't want to blast off in a stasis pod without his voidship yet. The rest of your entities turn to you, unsure of what to do now.

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[Thanos] Thanatos, the figuratively mad Titan. 0/500 Hp.



BLACKHOLE MOON: Currently releasing matter and energy previously absorbed.


[N] Transdimensional Safe-based Item Exchange Network. Insert valuables, describe situation, receive more practical valuables (minus tax).

[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies.
[A] Flame Throwers: 3/3.
[A-Part] RPG Arm: 3/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive.
[A] Tesla Canon: 3/3.
[A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack.
[A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
[A] Acidic Spray: 2/3.
[?] The Banhammer.
[A] Infinity Gauntlet.
[A] Reality Gem.
[A] Mind Gem.
[A] Time Gem.
[A] Space Gem.
[A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife.


[AT] Pweron Dum. 64/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura.
[A] Regen Buckler. 1 Hp Regen/Round.
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 120,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. 1 AC. Knight of Kake: 1/6. To me, confectionarians: 8/8. Renown: [0]. Kingdom size: [13]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.

Spoiler: stats

Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die.
Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void.
Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack.
To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff.
Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.

[AT-Pastry Paladin] Cake Mooks. 1/4 Hp. [KoK]. x 10
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK].
[JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 8% constructed.
[Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 100,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK].
[AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 75,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 4/10, Faster when manned. Free Scan: Fried.
[AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2
[AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 0/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi. Killed by expanding Squirrel Helmet.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 5/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK]
[AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 2/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [KoK]
*[A] Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.*
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Stasis Pod. 25,000/100,000 Hp. 37,500/75,000 SHp, 50R. Hosting: [No one].
[AT] Pastry Paladin. 15/20 Hp.
[AT] Kit. 15/20 Hp.
[A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo.
[AT] True Neo. 15/20 Hp.
[A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 0/3.
[AT] Loony. 15/20 Hp.
[A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [1]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people.
[A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5.
[A] Animal Masks in a bag.
[A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?
[AG] Hungry Visitor. 15/20 Hp.
[A] The Blue/Purple Card. 1 use.
[AG] BLAZING DEITY. 55/60 Hp. Ready to mess a mother up.
[?] The Burden.
[AT] Desparademon. 15/20 Hp.
[?] The Truth.
[AT] Dragon of Hope. 15/20 Hp.
[A-Part] <==|
[A-Part] <==|
[A-Part] <==|

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Thanos Skeledop

Spoiler: How To Play

How To Play:

• Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
• Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
• Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
• Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
• You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
• Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
• Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
• Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
• You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
• You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
• Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.

 

[JOEbob]

CGOC picks up the Banhammer and hands it to CGC, who puts it in the stasis pod they'll be using.
Cake Guy proceeds to rush forwards and grab the Reality gem, which they quickly put to use making The Cake healed. TIS WORK S ESCPESHULY WEL BECUSK CAKES ARE FULNDALMENTAL PORTS OF RELIAYT... yeah sure whatever...
The above is all 3 of Cake Guy's actions.
CGOC spends his two remaining actions- or maybe 3- on helping the voidship along by making cake golems which will work on it too.
CGC points out the cute regen buckler should have regenned them. Then they cast a spacial expansion spell on the Stasis pod, allowing them to fit an entire voidship in there when they go in (they will be going in, once the intermission proper ends, or maybe sooner.)

[FREE] CGC then walks over to Pweron Dum.
"Sorry about wasting all of your interdimensional credit card, but if I hadn't done it Thanos would so..."
"I did try to give you the card a few times but it didn't take."
"Anyway, you were wonder what's up with Cake GuHALLO I AM CKAIEK MAN I MAKE CAKES WOULD U LIEK TO MAKE ME CKAESKS?
"Ahem. I'm talking" OKIE FINE I;L VBE QUEST WHILE FIXING TEH CAKES HEALTH WITH THE POWER OF LOGCIL
"That refers to when your method actually makes... nevermind."
"So anyway, you don't get what's up with Adrian, I take it? Well, it all starts a long time ago, in a universe far away..."
"During the Psi War, a war by a Godmodder to destroy all that was Godmodding, the Psi Godmodder needed more reinforcements, descended specifically. One planet his forces searched was... well, not that exciting of a place, really. but on the Planet lived Adrian Celstus. and no, I can't name my source for this in too much detail. obviously, Adrian was a descended."
"Now, Adrian's mind was a special case. you know those quests where like 10 people are controling one character? It was like that, sort of..."
"Except instead of inputs from the merely interested, they got inputs from descendants from the far future"
"so perhaps it all started a long time ahead in a galaxy soon to be forgotten by the stars..."
"There was a descendant named JOE. or, no, not really. There was a universe that was a descended, and it sent out selves."
"most of them were named JOE."
"The dominant self, a straight, souped up expression of the universe's magic system, fought in a war, a Godmodding war, against the greatest Godmodder known at the time."
"and then a miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"they seized a specific mote of power, and then another self rose and took it. With that mote, they took control for a long, long while."
"This was a future dominant self, one focused more on the concept of descendancy then magic... They took the body and held it. and when they finally, finally left, they had left their mark as well."
"Time... passed it by."
"And the mark grew to dominance, forgetting all the specifics, and took part in the next Godmodding war, the greatest since Psi. the greatest Possible since Psi."
"They took part on the side of the Godmodder. because of course they did."
"Then the first self began seizing back control, snatching away turns and actions every so often."
"During this time is when they and others reached back to Psi's time, or thought they did, and manipulated Celstus."
"And then a Miracle, or perhaps a tragedy, occurred."
"The Dominant incarnation of JOE of that distant future won a vote to become "a cake themed descendant". They had their hooks in, then."
"So Celstus was to become of Cake, and when other descendants grew bored, JOE kept nudging, pushing, for an obsession that would be easy to control."
"Back in the greatest Godmodding War since Psi, or perhaps Ever..."
"A Tragedy Occurred."
"And in the endless moment of that Tragedy, the still-dominant self reached back in time to the specific mote of power and took control."
"They hated that time's self for the control it snatched back, and that time's remnants would hate them for this seizure and the later subsumement."
"And so the Loop closes."
"At any rate, while they control that time's self with the mote of stolen power,there is an opening leading to this event rising to their attention in the middle of a fight with a dark god."
"So the consciousness goes through time and joins the (quite well manipulated and quite insane) Cake Guy, as me; in this body."
"Cake Guys Cake."
"Oh, and the cause of the opening leading to the original form of this event rising to their attention is probably, pseudoparadoxically, this very reenactment."
"I hope that clears everything up."

Entity suggestion: The Cake uses its action to heal its mooks?

 

[Karpinskaya]

FOCUS:

I'll take the Gauntlet itself. Never know when that'll come in handy. The gems can go to other people.

 

[Nedben]

Good game, everyone.

Perhaps it would be best to elect a bearer for the unified gauntlet. Simply shattering it will cause it to be regathered and whatnot.

FOCUS: The Despara communion sorts some affairs out and prepares to transcend back beyond the looms of fate and the weaves of reality.

 

[paradoxdragon]

(FOCUS) The ethereal echo imprint in the Force pulses once, twice then fades away in a healing burst of energy...it has fulfilled its purpose...and it gives what information it has collected to...a being...somewhere far away...leaving behind an Artefact of the Force for others to remember it by.

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

The Thing's eye turns into a massive maw and sucks up the Space Stone, and Soul Stone. If it can, it also takes the Mind Stone. The Thing's maw reforms into a eye, and a mixture of smugness and anticipation radiates from it.
It then flies off, to meet with a certain elven archmage.