CGC Action 2: priceytag actions if necessary; else, I salvage the cakes left behind by the bakery and make it into another version of me. this version of me hopefully has the new action system, and it immediately sets to healing The Cake.
simultaneously, CGC mutters something about the power finger. "mana bar... if i can send that to my future-future self in the future it could be quite interesting." "wait what if i send myself oh my goodness im a genius sometimes i even amaze myself this is one of those times i can be twice as good in one place and i already know this place won't even matter that much i mean the priceytag is pretty strong but once i finish that or if im in danger of dying im leaving i probably should set up another body here first like the one i just tried to make if at all possible but does it even matter that much im not sure well if i can godmodderiffy first its worth it but man im a genious"
Possibly spend 1CP on CGCAction 2 or, if CGCAction2 works anyway, spends 1 CP creating some sugar-glitter. it is applied to CGC; due to the theory of Glitter non-conservation, whenever someone checks it, there will be more, and since it's part of CGC now, it will heal CGC whenever this happens. might be like a basilisk's gaze, except instead of people being frozen when they see it, they unwittingly heal CGC. no, it doesn't have to make sense, nor does it.
Giving some good belly rubs at teh boi doggo for gathering the Loony's stuff, he then gives him something to do... like... sicing him at the Merc Groups, especially the weaker ones first! Hopefully, that will keep the doggy busy and happy.
After giving a target for the doggo to make chew toys out of, the Loony take some time to add a compressor into the HVLS. Said new addition works so that once the moon chunk has returned to its original size, the compressor in the neat slingshot, when activated, will compress the moon immediately until its the size of a large watermelon, which contains its original mass, making it a hefty and deadly fruit sized rock to get hit by and not just OBLITERATE the entire field.
Feeling the need to test out the more ally friendly WMD, the Loony takes out a moonchunk that made out of... fire? Like... the rock looks like flowing flames while containing the shape of a pebble from a moon... Even the heat is terrifyingly hot... either way, the Loony, now in a high heat insulating suit, nocks the flaming moonchunk into the slingshot held by reality bending and shoots it upwards and point it at a group of enemies.
Like before, the moonchunk expands into a flaming moon which it was originally had been a part of and then condensing into a heat ball as the compressor kicks in. The electricity quickly comes into play as the Loony then works with it to incase the watermelon-sized flaming moon in a field that works similarly like an electronic microwave that turns it into a ball of concentrated and compressed Plasma, that is descending onto the Corvus Glaive Hoards to explode in flaming and electrically painful death in their vicinity.
Finally, the finishes up his turn by using the free scan on the Nostril Shot.
Having had the chance to see the medibots' program firsthand, Neo chuckles. He then pulls up some old files, within his databanks, and then checks through them. "Trustton Medi's programming is close enough to the medibots in function, so this should work."
Suddenly, the medibots all realize that their fight against the virus missed one crucial bit. He had left a backdoor in the program that hid itself, looking like their own programming so they couldn't wipe it without a full shutdown. He then sends copies of that system to each of the medibots, which quickly uses its simplest function. The program was made by a descendant with plenty of spare time, since he has enough time condensers to have years to work within a second. Neo inherited this in an earlier body, and when he upgraded, he kept copies of old systems in case they became useful. One of the programs that was added earliest, to avoid takeover, was that any time that another unnatural piece of code, from its perspective, is in the system it is running on, it then erases that system from the code lines themselves, leaving no time for a counter from the opposing OS. The Trustton Medi programs appear to do exactly that, completely wiping the slate clean for their own new control. They then begin healing up the Cake.
Neo equips the power finger to his Index finger. It isn't as if he risks anything this way. He is a robot, and he has a spare hand manufacturing system in that arm as part of auto repair. He can take this off literally any time.
CP still a 4
Charged: 3 CP
Scene 1: "You sheep are useless. One damage. One! TOGETHER! How pathetic can you be!? *heavy breathing noises* Fine, fine. I'll give you two 1, that's right, one more chance. Otherwise, I'm gonna find a good demon cult to sacrifice you two to, got it. I will give each of you a separate chance. As long as one succeeds, you both live, got it? Now, for the first test, I am giving you," The alien points at... the sheep on the left. "the Acidic Spray. Next time that's ready, I will tell you what to use it on, and you will do so." He hands the Acidic Spray to the sheep on the left. He then turns to the sheep on the right. "You two were hungry when you got here, right? And I let you eat a Corvus Glaive. I'm just gonna guess you're still hungry and give you some actual goat food to eat. I'll give you a turn to digest the food, alright? Then we'll see if you two are good for anything." Upon completing this thought, the Blue Brigadier taps a few buttons on his wrist controller. A small spice rack pops out. He spins it around and finds a tin can labeled "Goat Food." He grabs the goat on the right's tongue and shakes some onto it. He lets go and the tongue springs back into its mouth. The goat chews on the goat food flakes, just barely not spitting it out. "You don't want sacrificed, you've gotta suffer. Don't worry, that's the most nutritious goat food I could find. You'll be like Popeye after this." The goat swallows the food. "Oh right, you can have this too." He tosses the empty can to the goat and it eats it, much happier with the tin than with actual goat food.
Scene 2: Now that he's calmed down, the Blue Brigadier turns to the Game Master. "I have two options," he tells himself. "I either a) try beating it up... yeah, not doing a, or b) trick him. Yes, much better." As the Blue Brigadier begins speaking again, he addresses the Game Master. "So, you're the master of a game, right. Well, I don't see any around here. Sure, you could argue war is a game, but is it a fun game? No, it isn't. It might fulfill Rage and Fear and even Confusion, but there is no Glee in war. Unless you're winning. Of course, no one's doing that right now. Therefore, you need a new game to control, master, etc. etc.. Now, it is my honor, to present to you, the one, the only... RompleRom-A-Bol!" He taps the celebrate button on his wrist controller and confetti bursts out of nowhere. "Now, I know you may be wondering, what is RompleRom-A-Bol? It is only the greatest game ever made. It's just amazing. First, before we even get the game pieces, you need to read the rules." Another button press and three pieces of paper are flung from the wrist controller. "You may be a bit Confused here. How could such a good game have so few rules? That's because this game is different every time you play it. Basically, for components, you get a deck of cards. In it, there are 51 and 3/2 cards that read: 'Add a Rule.' There's another 127.28 cards that read 'Reverse.' Then, there is one single card that says 'Winner.'
Basically, at the start of the game, each player draws 7 cards from the 179.78 starting cards. Afterwards, each player takes one 'Add a Rule' and one 'Reverse.' Then, after this, you add the 'Winner' card randomly into the deck. The premise is simple, each player plays a card simultaneously. Here's where we get to the nitty gritty. Each 'Add a Rule' card lets you add a rule. However, that rule must take up between 75 and 100 percent of a 3.38 x 2.77 note card, front and back. This is why an average game takes up approximately 1.21 trillion note cards. Back to the rules, the 'Reverse' cards do as they say they do. They reverse the effect the other player(s) plays. So, if I play "I win." in large 3.38 x 0.92 unit font, and someone else plays a reverse, I would lose. This reverse works on all cards played during a turn, including the winner card. However, one may also reverse a reverse, canceling the reverse. All you have to do is write counter on the reverse card and it will counter any reverses. Then you can write counter counter to counter any counter reverses. That keeps going with however many counters you feel like writing. However, each counter will only work on the tier of counter directly below it. Oh, and the winner card makes you win.
Let's see... after that, each player puts whatever card they played back into their hand. That's right, there isn't even a discard rule until you make one. There also isn't a draw cards rule either, so an 'I take all of the cards' rule at the start of the game is a common card. However, you can't actually do that because you would take 'all of the cards,' meaning every card ever made. You have to word that carefully.
Any ways, the whole game is one big mind game. That's what makes the game so much fun. It fills player with Glee to make fun plans that lead to world domination, players are hit with Rage when those plans fail, players are confused by all of the rules that everyone adds, and finally, there is a certain level of looming fear that one may lose everything playing the game. After all, there are no rules against forcing a player to gamble. In fact, those are the most frequent moves. "You give me that TV" followed by "The game recesses for a month," which is a fun thing to reverse because then we have to time travel a month back to keep playing. Fun times. Fun times. Now, we move on to expansions. There's almost always a need for expansion decks, people making rules like "Add 100 winner cards to the deck." These can be ordered online or even just printed off at home. There's also a wide arrange of normal merchandise, such as the RompleRom-A-Bol brand Ball, an optional expansion that can be used in any number of ways from "You must constantly dribble the RompleRom-A-Bol Ball" to "In order to make a move, one must be able to win a game of dodge ball with the RompleRom-A-Bol Ball." Then there are auto-shufflers that can shuffle up to 5420678934207698023 cards at a time, robots made to flip the table the moment sufficient rage is detected, and even a TV show called RombleRom-A-Bol: Taxi Edition. There are movies, video games, plays, anything you can think of, its in the game of RompleRom-A-Bol. The best part is, most of them are made by rules in game! It constantly builds on itself.
Now that you've got the basics, let's play a match. I have a deck... here." He takes a decent stack of cards out of one of his pockets and plops it down on a table that's totally been there the entire time. "Let's see... I think we should have... 6 players? Yeah, at least 6 players. I'll see if any of my friends want to play." "Hey! Does anyone wanna play RombleRom-A-Bol?"
With that formal declaration made, the Blue Brigadier waits for people to join.
((So, if this becomes a thing, I think playing should take up a bonus action because it's just playing a card and maybe writing something down. However, any crazy rule changes may involve actual actions.))
Scene 3: The Blue Brigadier starts writing up little rule pamphlets and such. He then hands these to each player, making it so that each player gets a formal request to join in the response to their actions.
Mageye, despite being in a entire different plane of existence and unable to see or interact with this one, hears about the chaos of the Brigadier's game.
He stares. "..I have nothing better to do. I'll join."
mageye shoo you shouldn't be here. "no"
Kitsugare reloads his gun, sad that this might be it for it. "IDEA!" he shouts. Another note, followed by the gun itself. 3 units of ammo should cover taxes, yes?
The note: "Have: One SERAPH Rarity Borderland Gun, the Florentine. SMG ammo not included.
Want: A Guardian's Bow, model: No Turning Back - Masterwork Potential: Accuracy - Sub-Ability: Primary Ammo Finder. Find one in Destiny 2 universes. Does not have to be Masterworked."
Thus loaded into the safe with three actions, AGAIN, he shouts "Sounds like a game I'd love to BREAK. Sign me up!"
so i dunno if CG is even going to be around by the time the dops done but assuming he is:
3x try very had to steal priceytag. specifically, he runs over to blingyboi and punches is face in the face. since its in the face its near the mouth, allowing cake guy to shove a cake down his windpipe. while CorGBB is choking, CG makes a cake appear inside their arm, causing it to explode- and disappear- from telefragging. this allows CG to grab... no, not the priceytag! the priceytag wouldn't be held in hand, probably its in a pocket or something. No, they grab the Coin Gun! it does damage per coin, not per priceytag dollar specifically, and cake guy happens to be very rich in 'coins'! (He obtained most of his- largely unused- stash of money from selling all his non-cake belongings, because who needs them?)... he has coins of many types, but the easiest to obtain are mario coins, which he's discovered a way to get whenever he takes a step. all he had to do was paint his feet blue! or, more accurately, use blueberry cakes as shoes, because he's not quite sane. At any rate, he's gained several 'coins' in the past few seconds alone, and this means he can do enough damage to kill blingy boi. CorGBB doesn't want to die, so as soon as he sees cake guy wielding the coin gun, he throws his hands in the air and stops acting threatening. you see, it doesn't matter whether my logic is valid. What matters is it might be. Cake Guy doesn't give CGBB much time to decide what to do, and within minutes is the proud new owner of a Priceytag (given thereafter to CGC)
CGC: helps CG get priceytag and/or uses it as previously described (aid includes casting confundus on CGBB and also the entire universe, among other things.).
if CG's not alive but CGC is he uses hacking to take control of all the blinged corvus glaive's social media accounts, making it impossible to hire people without word of mouth, then puts up his own social media/gmail/whatever messages (osstensibly from Blingged Corvus Glaive) asking for godmodder fuel.
Vote for science to make a regenerating forcefield....for the cake.
Slow and good Feeling. In this times one Needs to be … why is this autocorrect correcting Needs in a way that … ah who cares.
This are desparate times. Updops on Murder the Maniac 2 are not Happening. The last one was on February the third in the year twothousand and nineteen.
All because Thanos could not bring balance to the updops this "Murder the Maniac 2 Clone" is getting.
Thus I have to bring balance to the universe myself.
I collect 3 charges and convert them into MTM2 updop-power by Screaming RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The power washes over the field and is alreay inside the eyes of The Ego.
Yes I put my secret fourth Action into making an account for sufficientvelocity! Just for this. Feel indebted!
The memetic MTM2 updop-power:
TMMTM2UP is what I called it.
I am going to decrease the updop rate for DTG so that I can
Play MTM2.
With These words I press the Post Reply button that Releases my concerns and powah into the fabric of … reality.
Entity Orders:
Actors, Fire Elementals, Cherry Bombs, everybody! Focus down the Medibots, then move on to the Corvus Glaive Hoards!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
1x action: I tell the Game Master's Face of Glee a joke:
"A lawyer's note to his client: 'Dear Frank, I thought I saw you out walking the other day. I crossed the street to say hello, but it turned out to be someone else. One tenth of an hour; $50."
1x action: I explain to the Game Master's Face of Confusion what's going on through the power of "blah."
1x action: I shoot Nostril Shot in the nostril with a whole lot of nasal spray, the kind that clogs up your nose and makes you unable to do anything but sneeze uncontrollably (and harmlessly).
CGC Action 2: priceytag actions if necessary; else, I salvage the cakes left behind by the bakery and make it into another version of me. this version of me hopefully has the new action system, and it immediately sets to healing The Cake.
simultaneously, CGC mutters something about the power finger. "mana bar... if i can send that to my future-future self in the future it could be quite interesting." "wait what if i send myself oh my goodness im a genius sometimes i even amaze myself this is one of those times i can be twice as good in one place and i already know this place won't even matter that much i mean the priceytag is pretty strong but once i finish that or if im in danger of dying im leaving i probably should set up another body here first like the one i just tried to make if at all possible but does it even matter that much im not sure well if i can godmodderiffy first its worth it but man im a genious"
Possibly spend 1CP on CGCAction 2 or, if CGCAction2 works anyway, spends 1 CP creating some sugar-glitter. it is applied to CGC; due to the theory of Glitter non-conservation, whenever someone checks it, there will be more, and since it's part of CGC now, it will heal CGC whenever this happens. might be like a basilisk's gaze, except instead of people being frozen when they see it, they unwittingly heal CGC. no, it doesn't have to make sense, nor does it.
Giving some good belly rubs at teh boi doggo for gathering the Loony's stuff, he then gives him something to do... like... sicing him at the Merc Groups, especially the weaker ones first! Hopefully, that will keep the doggy busy and happy.
After giving a target for the doggo to make chew toys out of, the Loony take some time to add a compressor into the HVLS. Said new addition works so that once the moon chunk has returned to its original size, the compressor in the neat slingshot, when activated, will compress the moon immediately until its the size of a large watermelon, which contains its original mass, making it a hefty and deadly fruit sized rock to get hit by and not just OBLITERATE the entire field.
Feeling the need to test out the more ally friendly WMD, the Loony takes out a moonchunk that made out of... fire? Like... the rock looks like flowing flames while containing the shape of a pebble from a moon... Even the heat is terrifyingly hot... either way, the Loony, now in a high heat insulating suit, nocks the flaming moonchunk into the slingshot held by reality bending and shoots it upwards and point it at a group of enemies.
Like before, the moonchunk expands into a flaming moon which it was originally had been a part of and then condensing into a heat ball as the compressor kicks in. The electricity quickly comes into play as the Loony then works with it to incase the watermelon-sized flaming moon in a field that works similarly like an electronic microwave that turns it into a ball of concentrated and compressed Plasma, that is descending onto the Corvus Glaive Hoards to explode in flaming and electrically painful death in their vicinity.
Finally, the finishes up his turn by using the free scan on the Nostril Shot.
Entities ordered. Artifact upgraded and fired. The fireball will land in a round.
You scan Nostril Shot.
[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 145,000/150,000 Hp.
A massive grey tank filled to the brim with ammunition and kittens. It has an angry looking face painted to its front, and its "mouth" opens to unleash the horde. The weapons systems are kept within the tank, only exposed when firing.
Rockets: 2/5. A hatch opens up from the top of Nostril Shot from which several dozen rockets are summoned. After a round of target-finding, they launch.
Mortars: 2/4. A mortar rises up from the hatch. It will proceed to bombard a target with (easily dodgeable) cannonballs for three rounds straight.
Ninja Swarm: 2/6. The maw of the tank opens, and out swarm a horde of ninja cats. Why? W H Y ?
Having had the chance to see the medibots' program firsthand, Neo chuckles. He then pulls up some old files, within his databanks, and then checks through them. "Trustton Medi's programming is close enough to the medibots in function, so this should work."
Suddenly, the medibots all realize that their fight against the virus missed one crucial bit. He had left a backdoor in the program that hid itself, looking like their own programming so they couldn't wipe it without a full shutdown. He then sends copies of that system to each of the medibots, which quickly uses its simplest function. The program was made by a descendant with plenty of spare time, since he has enough time condensers to have years to work within a second. Neo inherited this in an earlier body, and when he upgraded, he kept copies of old systems in case they became useful. One of the programs that was added earliest, to avoid takeover, was that any time that another unnatural piece of code, from its perspective, is in the system it is running on, it then erases that system from the code lines themselves, leaving no time for a counter from the opposing OS. The Trustton Medi programs appear to do exactly that, completely wiping the slate clean for their own new control. They then begin healing up the Cake.
Neo equips the power finger to his Index finger. It isn't as if he risks anything this way. He is a robot, and he has a spare hand manufacturing system in that arm as part of auto repair. He can take this off literally any time.
CP still a 4
You equip the Power Finger and hack a few more medibots. Unfortunately, their programming is so advanced that "a few" really means one. The rest quickly patch your bit of Code.
Charged: 3 CP
Scene 1: "You sheep are useless. One damage. One! TOGETHER! How pathetic can you be!? *heavy breathing noises* Fine, fine. I'll give you two 1, that's right, one more chance. Otherwise, I'm gonna find a good demon cult to sacrifice you two to, got it. I will give each of you a separate chance. As long as one succeeds, you both live, got it? Now, for the first test, I am giving you," The alien points at... the sheep on the left. "the Acidic Spray. Next time that's ready, I will tell you what to use it on, and you will do so." He hands the Acidic Spray to the sheep on the left. He then turns to the sheep on the right. "You two were hungry when you got here, right? And I let you eat a Corvus Glaive. I'm just gonna guess you're still hungry and give you some actual goat food to eat. I'll give you a turn to digest the food, alright? Then we'll see if you two are good for anything." Upon completing this thought, the Blue Brigadier taps a few buttons on his wrist controller. A small spice rack pops out. He spins it around and finds a tin can labeled "Goat Food." He grabs the goat on the right's tongue and shakes some onto it. He lets go and the tongue springs back into its mouth. The goat chews on the goat food flakes, just barely not spitting it out. "You don't want sacrificed, you've gotta suffer. Don't worry, that's the most nutritious goat food I could find. You'll be like Popeye after this." The goat swallows the food. "Oh right, you can have this too." He tosses the empty can to the goat and it eats it, much happier with the tin than with actual goat food.
Scene 2: Now that he's calmed down, the Blue Brigadier turns to the Game Master. "I have two options," he tells himself. "I either a) try beating it up... yeah, not doing a, or b) trick him. Yes, much better." As the Blue Brigadier begins speaking again, he addresses the Game Master. "So, you're the master of a game, right. Well, I don't see any around here. Sure, you could argue war is a game, but is it a fun game? No, it isn't. It might fulfill Rage and Fear and even Confusion, but there is no Glee in war. Unless you're winning. Of course, no one's doing that right now. Therefore, you need a new game to control, master, etc. etc.. Now, it is my honor, to present to you, the one, the only... RompleRom-A-Bol!" He taps the celebrate button on his wrist controller and confetti bursts out of nowhere. "Now, I know you may be wondering, what is RompleRom-A-Bol? It is only the greatest game ever made. It's just amazing. First, before we even get the game pieces, you need to read the rules." Another button press and three pieces of paper are flung from the wrist controller. "You may be a bit Confused here. How could such a good game have so few rules? That's because this game is different every time you play it. Basically, for components, you get a deck of cards. In it, there are 51 and 3/2 cards that read: 'Add a Rule.' There's another 127.28 cards that read 'Reverse.' Then, there is one single card that says 'Winner.'
Basically, at the start of the game, each player draws 7 cards from the 179.78 starting cards. Afterwards, each player takes one 'Add a Rule' and one 'Reverse.' Then, after this, you add the 'Winner' card randomly into the deck. The premise is simple, each player plays a card simultaneously. Here's where we get to the nitty gritty. Each 'Add a Rule' card lets you add a rule. However, that rule must take up between 75 and 100 percent of a 3.38 x 2.77 note card, front and back. This is why an average game takes up approximately 1.21 trillion note cards. Back to the rules, the 'Reverse' cards do as they say they do. They reverse the effect the other player(s) plays. So, if I play "I win." in large 3.38 x 0.92 unit font, and someone else plays a reverse, I would lose. This reverse works on all cards played during a turn, including the winner card. However, one may also reverse a reverse, canceling the reverse. All you have to do is write counter on the reverse card and it will counter any reverses. Then you can write counter counter to counter any counter reverses. That keeps going with however many counters you feel like writing. However, each counter will only work on the tier of counter directly below it. Oh, and the winner card makes you win.
Let's see... after that, each player puts whatever card they played back into their hand. That's right, there isn't even a discard rule until you make one. There also isn't a draw cards rule either, so an 'I take all of the cards' rule at the start of the game is a common card. However, you can't actually do that because you would take 'all of the cards,' meaning every card ever made. You have to word that carefully.
Any ways, the whole game is one big mind game. That's what makes the game so much fun. It fills player with Glee to make fun plans that lead to world domination, players are hit with Rage when those plans fail, players are confused by all of the rules that everyone adds, and finally, there is a certain level of looming fear that one may lose everything playing the game. After all, there are no rules against forcing a player to gamble. In fact, those are the most frequent moves. "You give me that TV" followed by "The game recesses for a month," which is a fun thing to reverse because then we have to time travel a month back to keep playing. Fun times. Fun times. Now, we move on to expansions. There's almost always a need for expansion decks, people making rules like "Add 100 winner cards to the deck." These can be ordered online or even just printed off at home. There's also a wide arrange of normal merchandise, such as the RompleRom-A-Bol brand Ball, an optional expansion that can be used in any number of ways from "You must constantly dribble the RompleRom-A-Bol Ball" to "In order to make a move, one must be able to win a game of dodge ball with the RompleRom-A-Bol Ball." Then there are auto-shufflers that can shuffle up to 5420678934207698023 cards at a time, robots made to flip the table the moment sufficient rage is detected, and even a TV show called RombleRom-A-Bol: Taxi Edition. There are movies, video games, plays, anything you can think of, its in the game of RompleRom-A-Bol. The best part is, most of them are made by rules in game! It constantly builds on itself.
Now that you've got the basics, let's play a match. I have a deck... here." He takes a decent stack of cards out of one of his pockets and plops it down on a table that's totally been there the entire time. "Let's see... I think we should have... 6 players? Yeah, at least 6 players. I'll see if any of my friends want to play." "Hey! Does anyone wanna play RombleRom-A-Bol?"
With that formal declaration made, the Blue Brigadier waits for people to join.
((So, if this becomes a thing, I think playing should take up a bonus action because it's just playing a card and maybe writing something down. However, any crazy rule changes may involve actual actions.))
Scene 3: The Blue Brigadier starts writing up little rule pamphlets and such. He then hands these to each player, making it so that each player gets a formal request to join in the response to their actions.
Kitsugare reloads his gun, sad that this might be it for it. "IDEA!" he shouts. Another note, followed by the gun itself. 3 units of ammo should cover taxes, yes?
The note: "Have: One SERAPH Rarity Borderland Gun, the Florentine. SMG ammo not included.
Want: A Guardian's Bow, model: No Turning Back - Masterwork Potential: Accuracy - Sub-Ability: Primary Ammo Finder. Find one in Destiny 2 universes. Does not have to be Masterworked."
Thus loaded into the safe with three actions, AGAIN, he shouts "Sounds like a game I'd love to BREAK. Sign me up!"
The mercenaries All attack CGC for 2 damage each. They then use their respective weapons. Some Ice Elementals melted. Two special snowflakes exploded as well as 2 damage to CGC. Then, 2 and 2 more.
The Corvus Glaive Horde continue their work.
Medibot squad B heal each other for 10,000 Hp each.
The Loopity Skoops attack CGC for 2 damage each, killing them again.
Nostrilshot charges its weapons.
The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.
The Game Master fails to decide between two players. It awaits in patience waiting.
The Fire Elementals attack the Corvus Glaive Horde. The real source of damage, though, comes from the Cherry Bombers exploding on them.
The Ice Elementals continue bodyguarding The Cake.
The Lab, having received a single vote from CG, creates a shield for The Cake.
Neo's Robots heal The Cake for 10,000 Hp each.
[PT-BOSS] Thanos. 118,000/500,000 Hp. 12 AC. Vulnerable to ideological attacks. [A] Damaged Infinity Gauntlet. Allows Equipping of Multiple Infinity Gems. Gems have (removed percentage/8) chance of slipping out. -20,000 attack. Heated by the captured Fire Elementals. [A] Reality Gem. Allows control over Reality. 60% out. [A] Mind Gem. Allows control over Mind. [A] Time Gem. Allows control over Time. 30% out. [A] Space Gem. Allows control over Space. [A] Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight.
[PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 145,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 3/5. Mortars: 3/4. Ninja Swarm: 3/6. [PT] Corvus Glaive Hoard. 50,000/150,000 Hp. Bodyguarding Thanos. [A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 5/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies. [PT] Loopity Skoops. 50,000/50,000 Hp. x3 [N] Medibot squad B. 28,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. x3 [N] Mercenary Squad A. 25,000/30,000 Hp. -5 AC. [A] Flame Throwers: 0/3. (Slagged) [A-Part] RPG Arm: 0/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive. [N] Mercenary Squad B. 25,000/30,000 Hp. (slagged) [A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack. [N] Mercenary Squad C. 15,000/30,000 Hp. [A] Tesla Canon: 0/3. (Slagged) [A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
Compressed Firemoon: about to take down some clowns.
[???] The Game Master. Face of Fear. Face of Glee. Face of Rage. Face of Confusion.
[AT] Pweron Dum. 59/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura. [A]Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 80,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. Knight of Kake: 5/6. To me, confectionarians: 5/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [5]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.
Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die. Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void. Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack. To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff. Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.
[AT-REDACTED]Fire Elementals. 43,000/43,000 Hp. x2 [AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2 [A] Acidic Spray: 2/3. [AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 65,000/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi. [N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo. [N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo. [AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo. [AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. [AT] Heaven's Guardian. 0/20 Hp. [AT] Cake Guy's Cake. 0/20 Hp, scales in 2s. Electric Boogaloo: 1/2. [AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp. [A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$8,759]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code. [A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin. [AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp. [A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people. [A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5. [A] Crate of... Animal Masks? [AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp. [A-Part]<==| [A-Part]<==| [A-Part]<==|
Thanos Skeledop
How To Play:
Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.
[0] Free-Action Priceytag usage: if CGC will not be returning (with a new and wackier health system or otherwise), this happens.
CGC walks over to CG. he'll be their liason for financial exchanges. mostly because my flavour for this doesn't make sense for Cake Guy as a character, while R!JOE gets to be whoever i am, want to be, don't want to be, pretend to be (etc).
Armed with hella Dosh, CGC goes to find the local black market. He checks the rug... no dice. the ruins of the Bakery? too new. Hm... The Laboratory is still active, but there's a small lean-to next to it. unless there isn't.
I'm going to pretend there is.
He checks the Lean-to, and... Jackpot! Underneath a convenient piece of rubble, he finds a tunnel leading to a cave, leading to a corridor, leading to... point is, black market.
Now, why does he want the Black Market? It's simple. he wants to come back to (entity-mode) life. And for that, even with no Godmodder in the mix, he needs some top dollar, high quality stuff. Good thing he's got hella dosh. But still, why the black market? Well, he's thought about it some (read, for 3 seconds), and he's got his eyes set on one method:
Monster Reborn, from yu-gi-oh. But it's an old card, making it grow rarer with time, and, worse yet, Banned. So... the black market. Soon enough, he finds a dealer. By luck or otherwise, they have the item. Time for negotiations.
He makes a bet. if the dealer can guess the answer to a Rebus puzzle, he'll pay [x]$. If not, half-off on the price. He shows the puzzle. It's a wrench next to a screw, followed by a plus and bracket, followed by a guy with a gun, followed by a plus, followed by the letters "Pb" in a box, followed by a closebracket and plus, followed by a lighter with a suspiciously shaped flame.
The answer, by the way, is building tools +(soldier+lead=major)+knife fluid, or Building tools Major Knifefluid. Nobody said the answer had to be logical! At any rate, with this discount, I am able to easily obtain a Monster Reborn card, which is immediately used on CGC, who hides with no items left deep in the black market until their next actionset happens.
Garunteed Actions!
[1] As established, CGC acts as CG's liason for economics, because CG would never pay attention in class for those and always snores in their sleep. So, despite being in the process of respawning, they are still the avatar through which CG acts.
Alternatively, CG creates another cake which the CGC conciousness inhabits.
Anyway, CGC-Priceytag-actions one and two- the Godmodding Fuel ones- are preformed. Notably, the money put into the Safe is set up so that, if nobody in all of time will take the offer, it will be used instead to pay for transferring something shortly. Otherwise, this action occurs as one would normally expect.
[1]Next up, The Cake needs more Power. the above might help with that, but I probably have money left (if not, check actions B1 and B2). If so, I hire some builders. one of them is called bob! His other name is not, sadly, JOE. it's such a shame. at any rate, I have builders build a castle out of stone. But only a tenth of the castle. Then I put the contract up for auction again. In this manner, capitalism reduces my prices.
When the Castle Framework is complete, I go to a few DnD worlds and spend some Cash Money buying the entire economy, which I quickly retool to a single task: Confectionery. Specifically, Icing and Sprinkles. With untold amounts, I select the best of the bunch, and drop it through a portal into my castle, coating it completely, making the Confectionery Castle, a new entity. It radiates magic, but more then that, it's Tasty!
What good is a castle, you ask? Well, it does have a slight defensive boost (regenerating over time by way of icing dripping to fill holes), But the Main benefit is that the amazing, legendary energies of the Sprinkles will empower any major magical rituals within.
READ: small-area Field Effect for The [PC] side, giving a smallish regenerating shield plus boosting The Cakes 'Knight of Kake' special.
[1] On the Assumption of MOar Moneys, I move on to my next course of action, on which all but a maximum of 10$ Is spent. I go over to the S.A.F.E, and Input three requests:
1: I give a vague description of the Amalgamation Mechsuit, allowing anything equivalent to count but specifying the specials should be somewhat charged.
2: I ask for raw charges
3:I ask for a Search-and-bakesque bot with one turn of life.
I proceed to immediately take the Provided Mechsuit, put it on, use the raw charges to give it and CGC regeneration*, and set the S-a-B bot for Action B1.
*The possibly excessive quantity of Raw Charges means excess goes to giving the Cake Regen, then making the regen proc in the middle of enemies attacking you.
(Otherwise, do action B1, unless its done, then B2)
B1:Cake Guy/////S-a-B Bot wanders over to The Bakery, specifically its ruins, and salvages the probably 8 or so Cakes it had. Soon enough, he has them arrayed into a wonderous configuration: A Cake Lobster. through the Power of Cake, it will collect cakes from nothing. and from those, soon enough, the Bakery shall Rise Again!
B2:The Extras Can still Bake! With them on the Cake Lobsters side, cakes will rise faster. Cake Guy quickly convinces them this is the way to go, and Cake Production rises- partially, admitadly, due to the amPEThamines[1] in the cakes they were bribed with. [1] a magical item that makes them pet things more which, in accordance with the rules outlined in a book known as 'the magic of tidying up', causes those things to act in your favour more often and function better (the food being spent on cakemaking, for example, cuts better, and the salvaged counters work better, etc.).
I guess my concerns are falling on deaf ears... or are those blind eyes or maybe even dead neurons?
Come on. You can do better! You can do it! It is just a small price to pay!
Just write some words and I will be satisfied.
But ok. You don't want to right?
You don't want to make an updop for now. I can understand. Work is hard. I know how hard writing can be.
As GM you have to think of worlds that will be intriguing to the player and then rp the world. Giving the players that much freedom means a lot.
And by fire, I mean a whole bunch of fire elementals (seriously, why does the Void do that?) that crash down into and wreak havoc among the remaining forces of Thanos.
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1 - "Three point five players? That's probably enough people. It's not the six I was hoping for, but there's no rules against people joining midgame." The Blue Brigadier takes the "Winner" card, six "New Rule" cards, and six "Reverse" cards out of the deck. He then promptly shuffles the cards, doing a quick side shuffle, followed by a few cuts of the deck, followed by a few more normal shuffles. With that done, he presses the shuffle button on his wrist controller, which shuffles the cards a few more times. Finally, he takes out the RombleRom-A-Bol Brand Auto-Shuffler and throws the deck in. He adjusts the nob to the setting labeled "Don't Stack." He then shakes his head. "Nope. Not cheating. Not cheating." The blue alien takes off the back panel of the auto-shuffler and pulls the unlabeled lever inside. "Sorry. This thing was built by cheaters for cheaters. The actual fair-play settings are a bit... hard to reach." The shuffler shuffles the deck and sets out 6 stacks of seven cards. The Blue Brigadier puts one "New Rule" and one "Reverse" card on top of each deck. He then hands one hand of cards to Kitsugare, one to himself, and two to The Game Master. "Could you send one of these to the Flaming Mageye? He seems to be interested." Hopefully, the Game Master sends the deck to wherever the Mageye is. The Blue Brigadier then puts the "Winner" card in a random spot in the deck, and playing commences.
Gag Reel (Bonus Action) - The Blue Brigadier scribbles "The Game Master Must Return All of the Players/Entities It Has Made Vanish to the Battlefield," onto one of the note cards and prepares to play his new rule.
Scene 2 & 3 - The Blue Brigadier almost doesn't know what to do. He's spent too much time herding sheep and playing card games. He is completely oblivious of what is happening in the whole battle thing. He sees the Nostril Shot, almost ready to use its mortar. The players can't have that. So, the Blue Brigadier presses the "Brick and Mortar" button on his wrist controller. Suddenly, a ton of bricks are fired out of a random mortar that was built into the wrist controller. They all land on top of the Nostril Shot, crushing it. Then, the mortar decides to add insult to injury and fires mortar at the Nostril Shot's mortar, sealing it and keeping it from being fired.
Neo looks at the Game Master he accidentally summoned. "I suppose I should try to clean that up, but I haven't come up with a good method... Sure, that might work. Might corrupt my existence forever, but it could work."
True Neo just stands there. Then, suddenly, his eyes lose the green glow they had naturally, and instead glows a grey. His motions seem slightly more robotic. Slightly less... alive.
Within the soul section of reality, the layer of existence upon which the ghostly exists, a spirit flits out from where Neo stands in the real world. The spirit then floats over towards a creature which appears to be equal parts glitchy code, robotics, and spirit. The spirit from Neo rushes straight where the Game Master spirit is, and quickly knocks it away from where its physical body is. The spirit out of Neo then coalesces into what is called the spirit battle form. Only on this layer can these ever manifest, but he begins to morph from a ghostly shape into a translucent Draconic humanoid creature. He has decently large wings, and otherwise looks like a dragonborn from D&D. He then says, "Hello, whatever you are. I would chat, but although I revel in taking back my original form, if only for a time, I would prefer to get to work. Unfortunately, your leaving of the battlefield is necessary for that, so I must remove you. So, do you want to leave peacefully, or would you prefer to force me to fight?"
The spirit of Neo pulls out two very nice swords, holding one in each hand, and takes a combat stance. His fangs are bared, flame can be seen beneath them, and he looks completely ready to fight.
Outside of the spirit plane, the now significantly more robotic Neo begins laying down covering fire by shooting swathes in the Glaive horde. His blasters seem to be without mercy, and his shots seem to land faster than before. Simultaneously, each separate shot seems slightly weaker than they had been. The hacked Medibots continue working on healing the cake. If it cost us a power stone to get it, it had better be worth it.
Generic Destiny Refrence? Ugh, how uncultured. He would just have to make it into a proper bow.
CP 0+2 Actions = CP 2
Oh, he would still use it, obviously. He wasn't that dumb.
He dead-eyes Merc Squad B. Then he deletes them all with one generic Destiny-type bullet.
Hm, idea...
He gets out a card and scribbles "External cooperation is NOT recommended, encouraged, and REWARDED!"
"I plan on someone, even the Game Master, playing a Reverse card. This'll be great if we do it, trust me."
Uncertain of what do at the moment, the Loony simply unloads the crate of animal masks into a large ziplock bag.
"You've obtained a crate!... an empty crate."
The loony probably imagining this then take out a lightning bolt from the quiver and begins to plan the new gear he's making. An anvil quickly appears in front of him and place the lightning bolt on top of it before hammering it till it has somehow become solid. Holding the solid bar of lightning, the loony dismantle the crate into crate parts and began to melt the lightning bar into a liquid in which he uses it as a glue to assemble the crate parts together.
This process continues where he re-arrange the liquid lightning and re-solidifying in places to keep the crate together. Finally, the loony hods up his creation... a Crate Armor, to which the loony immediately scans.
[0] Free-Action Priceytag usage: if CGC will not be returning (with a new and wackier health system or otherwise), this happens.
CGC walks over to CG. he'll be their liason for financial exchanges. mostly because my flavour for this doesn't make sense for Cake Guy as a character, while R!JOE gets to be whoever i am, want to be, don't want to be, pretend to be (etc).
Armed with hella Dosh, CGC goes to find the local black market. He checks the rug... no dice. the ruins of the Bakery? too new. Hm... The Laboratory is still active, but there's a small lean-to next to it. unless there isn't.
I'm going to pretend there is.
He checks the Lean-to, and... Jackpot! Underneath a convenient piece of rubble, he finds a tunnel leading to a cave, leading to a corridor, leading to... point is, black market.
Now, why does he want the Black Market? It's simple. he wants to come back to (entity-mode) life. And for that, even with no Godmodder in the mix, he needs some top dollar, high quality stuff. Good thing he's got hella dosh. But still, why the black market? Well, he's thought about it some (read, for 3 seconds), and he's got his eyes set on one method:
Monster Reborn, from yu-gi-oh. But it's an old card, making it grow rarer with time, and, worse yet, Banned. So... the black market. Soon enough, he finds a dealer. By luck or otherwise, they have the item. Time for negotiations.
He makes a bet. if the dealer can guess the answer to a Rebus puzzle, he'll pay [x]$. If not, half-off on the price. He shows the puzzle. It's a wrench next to a screw, followed by a plus and bracket, followed by a guy with a gun, followed by a plus, followed by the letters "Pb" in a box, followed by a closebracket and plus, followed by a lighter with a suspiciously shaped flame.
The answer, by the way, is building tools +(soldier+lead=major)+knife fluid, or Building tools Major Knifefluid. Nobody said the answer had to be logical! At any rate, with this discount, I am able to easily obtain a Monster Reborn card, which is immediately used on CGC, who hides with no items left deep in the black market until their next actionset happens.
Garunteed Actions!
[1] As established, CGC acts as CG's liason for economics, because CG would never pay attention in class for those and always snores in their sleep. So, despite being in the process of respawning, they are still the avatar through which CG acts.
Alternatively, CG creates another cake which the CGC conciousness inhabits.
Anyway, CGC-Priceytag-actions one and two- the Godmodding Fuel ones- are preformed. Notably, the money put into the Safe is set up so that, if nobody in all of time will take the offer, it will be used instead to pay for transferring something shortly. Otherwise, this action occurs as one would normally expect.
[1]Next up, The Cake needs more Power. the above might help with that, but I probably have money left (if not, check actions B1 and B2). If so, I hire some builders. one of them is called bob! His other name is not, sadly, JOE. it's such a shame. at any rate, I have builders build a castle out of stone. But only a tenth of the castle. Then I put the contract up for auction again. In this manner, capitalism reduces my prices.
When the Castle Framework is complete, I go to a few DnD worlds and spend some Cash Money buying the entire economy, which I quickly retool to a single task: Confectionery. Specifically, Icing and Sprinkles. With untold amounts, I select the best of the bunch, and drop it through a portal into my castle, coating it completely, making the Confectionery Castle, a new entity. It radiates magic, but more then that, it's Tasty!
What good is a castle, you ask? Well, it does have a slight defensive boost (regenerating over time by way of icing dripping to fill holes), But the Main benefit is that the amazing, legendary energies of the Sprinkles will empower any major magical rituals within.
READ: small-area Field Effect for The [PC] side, giving a smallish regenerating shield plus boosting The Cakes 'Knight of Kake' special.
[1] On the Assumption of MOar Moneys, I move on to my next course of action, on which all but a maximum of 10$ Is spent. I go over to the S.A.F.E, and Input three requests:
1: I give a vague description of the Amalgamation Mechsuit, allowing anything equivalent to count but specifying the specials should be somewhat charged.
2: I ask for raw charges
3:I ask for a Search-and-bakesque bot with one turn of life.
I proceed to immediately take the Provided Mechsuit, put it on, use the raw charges to give it and CGC regeneration*, and set the S-a-B bot for Action B1.
*The possibly excessive quantity of Raw Charges means excess goes to giving the Cake Regen, then making the regen proc in the middle of enemies attacking you.
(Otherwise, do action B1, unless its done, then B2)
B1:Cake Guy/////S-a-B Bot wanders over to The Bakery, specifically its ruins, and salvages the probably 8 or so Cakes it had. Soon enough, he has them arrayed into a wonderous configuration: A Cake Lobster. through the Power of Cake, it will collect cakes from nothing. and from those, soon enough, the Bakery shall Rise Again!
B2:The Extras Can still Bake! With them on the Cake Lobsters side, cakes will rise faster. Cake Guy quickly convinces them this is the way to go, and Cake Production rises- partially, admitadly, due to the amPEThamines[1] in the cakes they were bribed with. [1] a magical item that makes them pet things more which, in accordance with the rules outlined in a book known as 'the magic of tidying up', causes those things to act in your favour more often and function better (the food being spent on cakemaking, for example, cuts better, and the salvaged counters work better, etc.).
You buy and use the Monster Reborn card for 200 bling, resurrecting CGC for their third and final form. This still costs both of their actions this round, but hey. At least they actually got to respawn, so don't complain.
You summon The Confectionery Castle for another 200 bling thanks to the powers of capitalism and DnD magics.
None of your safe requests are accepted, and you're refunded your input minus 60 bling of taxes. Dirty conniving scummachine. You begin funding for the creation of a voidship, which practically empties your funds.
I guess my concerns are falling on deaf ears... or are those blind eyes or maybe even dead neurons?
Come on. You can do better! You can do it! It is just a small price to pay!
Just write some words and I will be satisfied.
But ok. You don't want to right?
You don't want to make an updop for now. I can understand. Work is hard. I know how hard writing can be.
As GM you have to think of worlds that will be intriguing to the player and then rp the world. Giving the players that much freedom means a lot.
And by fire, I mean a whole bunch of fire elementals (seriously, why does the Void do that?) that crash down into and wreak havoc among the remaining forces of Thanos.
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1 - "Three point five players? That's probably enough people. It's not the six I was hoping for, but there's no rules against people joining midgame." The Blue Brigadier takes the "Winner" card, six "New Rule" cards, and six "Reverse" cards out of the deck. He then promptly shuffles the cards, doing a quick side shuffle, followed by a few cuts of the deck, followed by a few more normal shuffles. With that done, he presses the shuffle button on his wrist controller, which shuffles the cards a few more times. Finally, he takes out the RombleRom-A-Bol Brand Auto-Shuffler and throws the deck in. He adjusts the nob to the setting labeled "Don't Stack." He then shakes his head. "Nope. Not cheating. Not cheating." The blue alien takes off the back panel of the auto-shuffler and pulls the unlabeled lever inside. "Sorry. This thing was built by cheaters for cheaters. The actual fair-play settings are a bit... hard to reach." The shuffler shuffles the deck and sets out 6 stacks of seven cards. The Blue Brigadier puts one "New Rule" and one "Reverse" card on top of each deck. He then hands one hand of cards to Kitsugare, one to himself, and two to The Game Master. "Could you send one of these to the Flaming Mageye? He seems to be interested." Hopefully, the Game Master sends the deck to wherever the Mageye is. The Blue Brigadier then puts the "Winner" card in a random spot in the deck, and playing commences.
Gag Reel (Bonus Action) - The Blue Brigadier scribbles "The Game Master Must Return All of the Players/Entities It Has Made Vanish to the Battlefield," onto one of the note cards and prepares to play his new rule.
Scene 2 & 3 - The Blue Brigadier almost doesn't know what to do. He's spent too much time herding sheep and playing card games. He is completely oblivious of what is happening in the whole battle thing. He sees the Nostril Shot, almost ready to use its mortar. The players can't have that. So, the Blue Brigadier presses the "Brick and Mortar" button on his wrist controller. Suddenly, a ton of bricks are fired out of a random mortar that was built into the wrist controller. They all land on top of the Nostril Shot, crushing it. Then, the mortar decides to add insult to injury and fires mortar at the Nostril Shot's mortar, sealing it and keeping it from being fired.
The Game Master continues to not respond to your existence in any manner. Your cards will not reach Flaming Mageye.
Unfortunately, Nostril Shot's mortar is still protected by the upper hatch. You damage and seal said hatch instead for 60,000 damage and delaying the weapons' capabilities to fire by a round.
Neo looks at the Game Master he accidentally summoned. "I suppose I should try to clean that up, but I haven't come up with a good method... Sure, that might work. Might corrupt my existence forever, but it could work."
True Neo just stands there. Then, suddenly, his eyes lose the green glow they had naturally, and instead glows a grey. His motions seem slightly more robotic. Slightly less... alive.
Within the soul section of reality, the layer of existence upon which the ghostly exists, a spirit flits out from where Neo stands in the real world. The spirit then floats over towards a creature which appears to be equal parts glitchy code, robotics, and spirit. The spirit from Neo rushes straight where the Game Master spirit is, and quickly knocks it away from where its physical body is. The spirit out of Neo then coalesces into what is called the spirit battle form. Only on this layer can these ever manifest, but he begins to morph from a ghostly shape into a translucent Draconic humanoid creature. He has decently large wings, and otherwise looks like a dragonborn from D&D. He then says, "Hello, whatever you are. I would chat, but although I revel in taking back my original form, if only for a time, I would prefer to get to work. Unfortunately, your leaving of the battlefield is necessary for that, so I must remove you. So, do you want to leave peacefully, or would you prefer to force me to fight?"
The spirit of Neo pulls out two very nice swords, holding one in each hand, and takes a combat stance. His fangs are bared, flame can be seen beneath them, and he looks completely ready to fight.
Outside of the spirit plane, the now significantly more robotic Neo begins laying down covering fire by shooting swathes in the Glaive horde. His blasters seem to be without mercy, and his shots seem to land faster than before. Simultaneously, each separate shot seems slightly weaker than they had been. The hacked Medibots continue working on healing the cake. If it cost us a power stone to get it, it had better be worth it.
The Spirit of Neo challenges The White to a duel. In the spiritual plane, they are met not by any manifestation of The White, but instead the souls of millions of victims bound to its location via |||| | || | |||| || ||| you are kicked out of the spiritual plane.
Generic Destiny Refrence? Ugh, how uncultured. He would just have to make it into a proper bow.
CP 0+2 Actions = CP 2
Oh, he would still use it, obviously. He wasn't that dumb.
He dead-eyes Merc Squad B. Then he deletes them all with one generic Destiny-type bullet.
Hm, idea...
He gets out a card and scribbles "External cooperation is NOT recommended, encouraged, and REWARDED!"
"I plan on someone, even the Game Master, playing a Reverse card. This'll be great if we do it, trust me."
Uncertain of what do at the moment, the Loony simply unloads the crate of animal masks into a large ziplock bag.
"You've obtained a crate!... an empty crate."
The loony probably imagining this then take out a lightning bolt from the quiver and begins to plan the new gear he's making. An anvil quickly appears in front of him and place the lightning bolt on top of it before hammering it till it has somehow become solid. Holding the solid bar of lightning, the loony dismantle the crate into crate parts and began to melt the lightning bar into a liquid in which he uses it as a glue to assemble the crate parts together.
This process continues where he re-arrange the liquid lightning and re-solidifying in places to keep the crate together. Finally, the loony hods up his creation... a Crate Armor, to which the loony immediately scans.
Scan: [A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why?
The animal masks lie abandoned in your inventory.
The Compressed Firemoon slams into the mercenaries, wiping out a whole heck of a lot of them!
The remaining Loopity Skoops arm themselves. They then attack the silver good doggo, some fire elementals and the extras.
Nostrilshot charges its weapons, except the ones it can't because of the hatch being blocked. It unblocks the hatch.
The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.
The Game Master's Face of Rage emits a light a buzzing sound and splits in three divides into multiple pieces shatters explodes in a burst of light from which emerges The Mad Titan, newly armed with a tool to rival The Tool. Repaired rearmed reinvigorated, they march forwards ready for the final dance.
THANOS HAS RETURNED TO THE BATTLEFIELD. THIS IS THE FINAL STRETCH BEFORE YOUR MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED HERE. YOU CAN MAKE IT! ALL YOU HAVE TO D-[BANNED]
"No. All you have to do is accept defeat. I offered you all a chance to join me in my saving of The Void. You turned your back on my offer. You stomped on the olive branch with the boots of ignorance and violence. Now, it's my turn."
Thanos swings his Artifact around, leaving a trail of... Emptiness in its wake, which is quickly filled in with a small vacuum effect.
"With the gavel of justice and the hand of benevolence, I shall return balance to nature. To reality."
He raises his gloved hand high above everyone's head. It begins to glow with a purple aura...
"Let's dance."
...and he snaps.
The Face of Confusion splits breaks spews forth The Contender. Armed with knowledge The Truth the ultimate incarnation of Power, they return to the fray.
The Fire Elementals attack the Loopity Skoops, killing them.
The Ice Elementals continue bodyguarding The Cake.
The Lab charges.
Neo's Robots heal The Cake for 10,000 Hp each.
The Sheep attack Nostril Shot with their shared artifact.
[Thanos] Thanatos. 3/500 Hp. Snapped into pseudogodmodderhood, which is not a thing I ever thought I'd have to say until today. [?]The Banhammer. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Reality Gem. Mind Gem. Time Gem. Space Gem. Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and Proxim- whoops. [PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 80,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 3/5. Mortars: 3/4. Ninja Swarm: 4/6. -3 AC.
[???] The Game Master. Face of Fear. Face of Glee.
[A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies. [A] Flame Throwers: 1/3. (Slagged) [A-Part] RPG Arm: 1/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive. [A] Tesla Canon: 1/3. (Slagged) [A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack. [A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
[AT] Pweron Dum. 59/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura. [A]Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.
[PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 100,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. Knight of Kake: 6/6 READY! To me, confectionarians: 6/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [5]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.
Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die. Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void. Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack. To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff. Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elementals. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK]. [JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 1% constructed. [Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 200,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK]. [AT-Pastry Paladin-BOSS] Megacorp Cakery. Smoldering remains. [AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 395,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 2/10, Faster when manned.Free Scan: Fried. [Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 3/3. READY! [AT-Dropop] CandycaneenacydnaC: 03:00:30. [AT-REDACTED] Lesser Fire Elementals. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x3 [AT-REDACTED]Fire Elementals. 43,000/43,000 Hp. x2 [AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2 [A] Acidic Spray: 0/3. [AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 45,000/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi. [N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo. [N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo. [AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo. [AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 2/3. [AT] CGC 3: 2/3 Hp. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp. [A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$43]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code. [A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin. [AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp. [A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people. [A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5. [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why? [AT] Desparademon. 20/20 Hp. [?] The Truth. [AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp. [A-Part]<==| [A-Part]<==| [A-Part]<==|
Thanos Skeledop
How To Play:
Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.
Several million air molecules.
Some advice on how to beat Thanatos from the narrator.
place
I point out that player powers allow for the bypassing of Bodyguarding when you say you do it
[1] I bypass Thanos' bodyguarding, should he have any and suffocate him with cake
[1] I do it again but this time the cake is so stale I can use it as a buzzsaw on his throat, so i do
[1] I ask him if he'd like me to help him with that, and interpret his choking sounds as 'noooo, i'd like you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw'.
So I do.
At this point thanos: Dead.
HAHA HES A GODMODDDDDRER!!1!!
Actual post to come, i suppose.
Entity Suggestions: The Cake uses Knight of Kake on Cake Guys Cake? Alternatively, on Cake Guy or ... hm, can it use it on itself?
Ice elementals, continue as they are. Voidship: Is it self-constructing, or would I need 100x as many charges as I had priceytag money to finish it? Either way, stay out of the way.
[0: Talking.] "Thanos! Er, Thanatos? Anyway. I didn't stomp on anything! I asked, in fact I asked several times, that we all stop fighting and talk it out for a few hundred years." "I admit, Cake Guy is a bit insane. But that's not my faul... ok, it is my fault, but its not something I could fix in the time between discovering you and now." "Actually, I'm still pretty confused by your problem with the void or whatnot. I know Godmodding, as a shadow of a great foe, is not a permanent solution (Why are you trying to use it?), But Descended are limitless to my knowledge." "Also, it looks like that Banhammer there is Destroying matter. By existing. and moving. WHY ARE YOU USING IT?! This is a nigh-infinite decrease in the time you can hold back entropy!"
[1] Cake Guy, Well, most of this talking here is going over his head. But he just noticed there's some cake left over somewhere! He quickly runs over to the Megacorp Bakery, and starts digging through the rubble. After some work, he finds all the Megacorp Bakery Cakes they'd made- 8+, iirc- and digs them out for use creating a new entity: Cake Guys Other Cake.
...Yesh.
Cake Guys Other Cake would have the 3-actions-a-round thing of Cake Guy, no multipost problems. Health? It can be wacky. It's been created to stay behind here when Cake Guys Cake leaves to find a future.
[1] Next, Cake Guy sees his first Cake is hurt! They quickly run over to the Castle. Taking some sprinkle-glitter which fell off the edge, they run back over to their Cake while it tries to talk to Thanos, and sprinkles the sprinkles on them, giving them regens by the law of non-conservation of glitter.
[1] Soon enough, Cake Guys Cake's discussion finishes with Thanatos. Assuming Thanos doesn't agree- if he does CGC keeps CG from attacking him (or tries to)- Cake Guy walks over to Thanos, staying safely out of Banhammering Range, and waves. Then they throw something at Thanatos. Surprised, Thanatos catches it. As it turns out, it's a Coin, launched from the Coingun, caught with telepathy, and rethrown in a less threatening manner. Whack! Before Thanatos can do much to respond, Cake Guy tap-dances over to their side and shoots the gun properly. After some 8 shots, though, Cake Guy seems unwilling to expend more... so they do the only logical thing. change the Coin Gun into a Cake Gun! With a now-unlimited Barrage of Cakes launching forth, Thanatos is powerless to effectively defend himself through traditional means, forcing him to eat the Cakes. Every one of them.
This causes him to suffer hyperglycaemic stroke.
Oof. ouch.
While Thanatos is busy having Hyperglycaemia, Cake Guy transfers the Priceytag to Cake Guys Cake.
[CGC Action 1] Using the Priceytag, I put myself in the SAFE and ask for an AMALGAMATION. I make sure to specify the mhp, the number and types of specials, the hair color, and even that it should have Made By JOE inscribed on every fingernail, and I use a rather esoteric- but not too esoteric- language to do so. this ensures only One person will be calling me. With this all prepared, I enter the SAFE.
Entity Orders for Cake Guys Other Cake if they work:
1]To kill Thanatos, i will need two things. one, to make him angry, which i could probably convince myself is all that he needs by pointing him towards the stars for a while, and second, i will need to make him do something insane, because it is not really realistic to imagine how crazy Thanatos could become if i give him a second life. Of course, I will not be giving him a second life. However, pointing him towards the stars for a while will be difficult. I fix this problem by pointing the stars towards him.
and defining 'stars' to mean 'random orbs of pastry'.
What insane thing shall he do? not giving up when I told him about the time paradox his success would cause. Anyone sane would deal with that first. He has almost-literally forever, after all. At any rate, doing these two things makes him angry and insane. This means he wants to kill things, and half the things he wants to kill don't exist any more. This makes getting around his defences easy.
2] Next I need some gems. first, I make a baby cake lobster from cake. Then, i speed up time for it, allowing it to gather more cakes from nothing. eventually, I have some 20 cake lobsters. I use them to make a lobster lobster, which gathers _____ lobsters from nothing. I have these lobsters gather gem lobsters and lobster lobsters. The Gem lobsters then gather each of the infinity gems. since there can only be one of each gem at a time, the other gems disappear. This is, of course, impossible, due to the imperviousity of the infinity gauntlet at this time. but thanatos is insane from part 1, which means he doesn't realize this. In actuality, it's a simple invisibility spell, using a special wavelength of magic that's not quite under the domain of any of the infinity gems. At this point, Thanatos thinks he doesn't have the gems or realitywarping.
3] I hit Thanatos in the death spot: The one part of the body that, if struck, results in instant death.
That spot right there.
Thanatos, doubtless, could not stand the idea that his body, no matter how durable it might be, is just to be shattered by something like that.
However, I know of other players were not going to die by that. It was because our bodies are not so strong that we can survive that hit.*
In an instant after hitting Thanatos at the death spot, I saw his eyes. A pale, sunken, black shadow. His features were strangely… and yet, no one could have guessed what I had sensed. Although he had been hit by two enemies easily, though he had been completely annihilated in the death spot, he was the one that wasn't even close to dying.
Well, I mean, he was pretty close. 3/500 or less. but he wasn't Dead, you see. Even though I hit the death spot.
The Problem is obvious. You see, The Death Spot is the superior vena caeva. This is, of course, inside his heart, which is difficult to access. So i tried attacking in the direction of the vena caeva. Clearly, the issue here is that I didn't actually hit the Vena Caeva. This time, I use a hand made of calcified pastry, and punch so hard I break through his flesh into the Superior Vena Caeva. Wait, no, got the Anterior one. Dammit! I try again. Sadly, by the time I've got my hand inside his superior vena caeva, the dude is already dead, but what can you do?
*Also, game balance.
hey here's an idea
so I split myself into a kgjhpillion different copies of myself, all of whom rush at Thanatos. He uses the stones to deal with most of them (can't do what he did with Strange because I'm from a reality where souls don't exist), but one of them makes it behind him and shoves a tiny package up his (Thanatos's) butt.
Once inside the butt, the package sits there for a second. Thanatos laughs and says something like "You cannot defeat me" or "I am inevitable."
And I say something like: "I know, but he can."
Thanatos looks slightly confused. And that's when I activate the package.
First, the incendiary component ignites, creating a tiny flame. Thanatos hardly notices it.
Second, the Pym Particles I stuck in there activate, growing the tiny flame into an incredibly large one. You might almost call it... an Eternal Flame. At any rate, it's big enough to summon Surtur himself.
Besides which, it's a giant fire in Thanatos' butt. And he can't deal with it because I never stopped blitzing him with duplicates.
(x3)The Mysterious Force comes again and flows over Thanos,causing wounds to open up larger and weird rifts in space-time to form and close rapidly.it seems to be of a different nature then before...a greasy feeling in the area, a feeling that it's energetically excitable...then a strange change seem to overcome it before suddenly,it begins dealing blows to Thanos that seem to erratically switch between all sorts of mutually exclusive configurations,existing/non-existing,Fire/Ice,weakening Thanos attempts to block it
(x3) "There is no nature to that which is not real. This is fiction, surrounded by unreality." The true truth proven by the red truth. No ban negates the nature of this being. Punting the fourth wall as an issue out of the way, the Desparademon continues "This is an intermission on a forum game overdue for restructuring."
Gold to finish. Static turns to blades. "Give up, Thanos!"
Altrin signifies Victory Over Primordials Mudra. Endless Nine is limited before the justification without alternative theory: what answer is there to such a treasured red dueling shot? Swords of truth-law shall pierce Thanos/Thanatos unless there really is an answer, and that answer is given where we can see it, unabstracted by narrative or redaction.
[Cake Guys Cake Action Two] As I close the SAFE door,a wave of Cake-infused fog billows out through the gap. Moments later, the AMALGAMATION pops out of the SAFE, and into the cloud of Fog. Following its last directive, the cloud takes control of the AMALGAMATION. if Thanatos has not joined us,This control orders it to eat his blood and unmake his flesh with the power of Blood and the power of Oblivion... that kinda didn't fit the rhyme i was going for there. oh well. Anyway, this AMALGAMATION attacks Thanatos,unless he joins us, in which case it kinda stands there.
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "Oh no! He's back. And he's added an "at" to his name. It's so scary. Especially since I can't add "at" to my title. The Blue Brigadiater? At that point, I might as well be the Blue Gladiator. Of course, that's not very alliterative. I could be the Gray Gladiator, but that's just too dull. Green is a bit overused too... Hmm... what about the Gold Gladiator!? Yes, for this turn, I will become the Gold Gladiator! Ah ha ha! Gold button, activate!" The Blue Brigadier Gold Gladiator presses a button on his wrist controller. a bottle of yellow paint leaps out of the controller, does a flip in midair, and dumps yellow paint on him. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" He looks down at his wrist. "Argh. How have I been using this silly device for all this time." He presses another button in his wrist controller and it pops of his wrist. As it does this, the wrist controller expands into a long pole with buttons on it. "Much better." The Gold Gladiator taps a button near the very back of the wrist controller staff of control. The tip of the pole begins to thin and the bottom expands out into four tiny wings. The painted yellow alien taps another button on the staff's tip, and the bottom expands out just a bit more, offering just enough space for a small engine to be formed. This engine then turns on, sending it and the Golden Gladiator flying. The Gladiator and his staff begin by just flying straight up without any control. However, the Golden Gladiator... gains control with raw strength? What? No no no, never mind. He actually just tapped a button. It just looked impressive. Anyways, he gains control of the staff of control and angles it right down at Thanatos. This sends him speeding down at Thanoatos, combining the rockets of the staff with the power of gravity. As he falls with style all the way down to Thanatos... he throws himself down at Thanatos, adding more momentum? No, he just pressed a spring button. But what if he had thrown himself forward? Back to reality, the staff flies upwards, leaving the Gold Gladiator flying at Thanatos, all alone. He launches a single punch forwards and flies right into Thanatos... dealing massive damage with his righteous attack? Nope. Thanatos simply swats him down with the Banhammer or Infinity Gauntlet. Well then... that was sad.
Scene 2: As the Golden Gladiator just kind lays there, unconscious, Thanatos chuckles to himself. Changing your name doesn't do anything. To be honest, it's just sad that he even thought it would help. However, the Gladiator begins to stir. He slowly crawl to his feet. Thanatos finds more amusement in this fool who is trying to defeat him. However, the Gold Gladiator begins to laugh. "Ha- ha ha... ha." The Gladiator rises to his feet. "Mad titan? Please. In just the last two minutes, I've been twenty times as insane as you have been all this game. Pathetic." Thanatos is un-phased. The Golden Gladiator mimes Thanatos's expression. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small handle that seems to be made of the same material as the staff of control. The Gladiator smiles. He taps a small button at the bottom of the handle and a short blade pops out of it. Thanatos lets out an even louder laugh. How many fools have tried to kill him with swords? However, the Gladiator taps another button. The handle and blade split down the middle, leaving two swords, one in each hand. Thanatos chuckles at this. Then, the Golden Gladiator presses two more buttons, one on each sword. They both grow another blades, one on each side of each sword. Thanatos still smiles at this childish tool. Finally, the Golden Gladiator just starts spamming every button on each handle. The blades all grow to broadsword length, caps grow over the handle to protect the hands holding them, the blades each grow ten more knife sized blades, and the swords begins to spin around in the Gladiator's hand. Thanatos finds this interesting, but still pointless. However, this pessimism does not deter the Golden Gladiator, who leaps right at Thanatos.
The gladiator begins with a few quick swipes, two with the left and three with the right. Normally, these would be easy to dodge. However, the with all of the blades and the spinning blades, and the other shenanigans, Thanatos has to rely on his hammer and gauntlet to block the attacks. Next, the Gladiator feints an attack with the left, but instead throws the sword up into the air. He does a quick spin move and cuts at him with the right. As Thanatos blocks this, the left sword comes flying down to the Golden Gladiator, who grabs it, stops it from spinning, and stabs at Thanatos.
Scene 3: Right out of this move, the Golden Gladiator leaps back, taking both of his swords with him. He turns off each's capability to spin for just a moment. He stands there, menacingly. Of course, he fails at this, Thanatos thinking he's all that and a bag of chips and such. The gladiator then sends both weapons spinning. He lets the two weapons spin up to speed and throws them both at Thanatos's two sides, somehow making them boomerang just a bit behind Thanatos. Thanatos finds this to be a simple challenge. He just has to jump up or maybe walk forwards a bit. However, as he thinks about the simplicity of this, the staff of control comes rocketing at Thanatos. The Golden Gladiator leaps up and grabs it out of midair. He presses another button on the staff and a huge battle ax heads sprouts from the top of the staff of control. He takes this and bends the momentum (presses a button) so that he is slicing down right at Thanato's head, landing just as the two swords cut at Thanatos's legs.
Action 1:
Fern steps up. "Thanatos, I've come to bargain!" she shouts. "I challenge you to a High, Low, Far and Wide Jump! Do you accept?" "Fern, no." "Fern, yes. Do it." "...Really?"
Actions 2 and 3:
Bending the Nostril Shot's gravity, Kate pins whatever the heck it is to the ground. She turns to look at "Drake". "Aren't you going to do anything?" "What even can I do? Thanos has the Time Stone, and it's not like I can just cast Horrid Wilting, or s-"
Sparks streak out from Drake's fingertips, arcing towards the entity. Desiccation kicks in to remove the schnoz's moisture, leaving the boogers inside crusty and uncomfortable. The nose itself shrinks inwards as well as it gets wrinkly and gross. Due to it's sorry state, epistaxis follows. In english, a nosebleed happens. "Nice," Kate says, cracking her knuckles. "A perfect opening."
Manipulating the Nostril Shot's blood, Kate drains it out at a much faster rate, messing with any attempts to induce clotting by pulling the platelets out of the blood. Collecting it in a sphere, she levitates it in her palm, ready to use it for her next attack.
place
I point out that player powers allow for the bypassing of Bodyguarding when you say you do it
[1] I bypass Thanos' bodyguarding, should he have any and suffocate him with cake
[1] I do it again but this time the cake is so stale I can use it as a buzzsaw on his throat, so i do
[1] I ask him if he'd like me to help him with that, and interpret his choking sounds as 'noooo, i'd like you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw'.
So I do.
At this point thanos: Dead.
HAHA HES A GODMODDDDDRER!!1!!
Actual post to come, i suppose.
Entity Suggestions: The Cake uses Knight of Kake on Cake Guys Cake? Alternatively, on Cake Guy or ... hm, can it use it on itself?
Ice elementals, continue as they are. Voidship: Is it self-constructing, or would I need 100x as many charges as I had priceytag money to finish it? Either way, stay out of the way.
[0: Talking.] "Thanos! Er, Thanatos? Anyway. I didn't stomp on anything! I asked, in fact I asked several times, that we all stop fighting and talk it out for a few hundred years." "I admit, Cake Guy is a bit insane. But that's not my faul... ok, it is my fault, but its not something I could fix in the time between discovering you and now." "Actually, I'm still pretty confused by your problem with the void or whatnot. I know Godmodding, as a shadow of a great foe, is not a permanent solution (Why are you trying to use it?), But Descended are limitless to my knowledge." "Also, it looks like that Banhammer there is Destroying matter. By existing. and moving. WHY ARE YOU USING IT?! This is a nigh-infinite decrease in the time you can hold back entropy!"
[1] Cake Guy, Well, most of this talking here is going over his head. But he just noticed there's some cake left over somewhere! He quickly runs over to the Megacorp Bakery, and starts digging through the rubble. After some work, he finds all the Megacorp Bakery Cakes they'd made- 8+, iirc- and digs them out for use creating a new entity: Cake Guys Other Cake.
...Yesh.
Cake Guys Other Cake would have the 3-actions-a-round thing of Cake Guy, no multipost problems. Health? It can be wacky. It's been created to stay behind here when Cake Guys Cake leaves to find a future.
[1] Next, Cake Guy sees his first Cake is hurt! They quickly run over to the Castle. Taking some sprinkle-glitter which fell off the edge, they run back over to their Cake while it tries to talk to Thanos, and sprinkles the sprinkles on them, giving them regens by the law of non-conservation of glitter.
[1] Soon enough, Cake Guys Cake's discussion finishes with Thanatos. Assuming Thanos doesn't agree- if he does CGC keeps CG from attacking him (or tries to)- Cake Guy walks over to Thanos, staying safely out of Banhammering Range, and waves. Then they throw something at Thanatos. Surprised, Thanatos catches it. As it turns out, it's a Coin, launched from the Coingun, caught with telepathy, and rethrown in a less threatening manner. Whack! Before Thanatos can do much to respond, Cake Guy tap-dances over to their side and shoots the gun properly. After some 8 shots, though, Cake Guy seems unwilling to expend more... so they do the only logical thing. change the Coin Gun into a Cake Gun! With a now-unlimited Barrage of Cakes launching forth, Thanatos is powerless to effectively defend himself through traditional means, forcing him to eat the Cakes. Every one of them.
This causes him to suffer hyperglycaemic stroke.
Oof. ouch.
While Thanatos is busy having Hyperglycaemia, Cake Guy transfers the Priceytag to Cake Guys Cake.
[CGC Action 1] Using the Priceytag, I put myself in the SAFE and ask for an AMALGAMATION. I make sure to specify the mhp, the number and types of specials, the hair color, and even that it should have Made By JOE inscribed on every fingernail, and I use a rather esoteric- but not too esoteric- language to do so. this ensures only One person will be calling me. With this all prepared, I enter the SAFE.
Entity Orders for Cake Guys Other Cake if they work:
1]To kill Thanatos, i will need two things. one, to make him angry, which i could probably convince myself is all that he needs by pointing him towards the stars for a while, and second, i will need to make him do something insane, because it is not really realistic to imagine how crazy Thanatos could become if i give him a second life. Of course, I will not be giving him a second life. However, pointing him towards the stars for a while will be difficult. I fix this problem by pointing the stars towards him.
and defining 'stars' to mean 'random orbs of pastry'.
What insane thing shall he do? not giving up when I told him about the time paradox his success would cause. Anyone sane would deal with that first. He has almost-literally forever, after all. At any rate, doing these two things makes him angry and insane. This means he wants to kill things, and half the things he wants to kill don't exist any more. This makes getting around his defences easy.
2] Next I need some gems. first, I make a baby cake lobster from cake. Then, i speed up time for it, allowing it to gather more cakes from nothing. eventually, I have some 20 cake lobsters. I use them to make a lobster lobster, which gathers _____ lobsters from nothing. I have these lobsters gather gem lobsters and lobster lobsters. The Gem lobsters then gather each of the infinity gems. since there can only be one of each gem at a time, the other gems disappear. This is, of course, impossible, due to the imperviousity of the infinity gauntlet at this time. but thanatos is insane from part 1, which means he doesn't realize this. In actuality, it's a simple invisibility spell, using a special wavelength of magic that's not quite under the domain of any of the infinity gems. At this point, Thanatos thinks he doesn't have the gems or realitywarping.
3] I hit Thanatos in the death spot: The one part of the body that, if struck, results in instant death.
That spot right there.
Thanatos, doubtless, could not stand the idea that his body, no matter how durable it might be, is just to be shattered by something like that.
However, I know of other players were not going to die by that. It was because our bodies are not so strong that we can survive that hit.*
In an instant after hitting Thanatos at the death spot, I saw his eyes. A pale, sunken, black shadow. His features were strangely… and yet, no one could have guessed what I had sensed. Although he had been hit by two enemies easily, though he had been completely annihilated in the death spot, he was the one that wasn't even close to dying.
Well, I mean, he was pretty close. 3/500 or less. but he wasn't Dead, you see. Even though I hit the death spot.
The Problem is obvious. You see, The Death Spot is the superior vena caeva. This is, of course, inside his heart, which is difficult to access. So i tried attacking in the direction of the vena caeva. Clearly, the issue here is that I didn't actually hit the Vena Caeva. This time, I use a hand made of calcified pastry, and punch so hard I break through his flesh into the Superior Vena Caeva. Wait, no, got the Anterior one. Dammit! I try again. Sadly, by the time I've got my hand inside his superior vena caeva, the dude is already dead, but what can you do?
*Also, game balance.
You fire 8 shots of the coin gun before changing it to the cake gun and shooting some more. Thanos waves his hand, and the coins melt into a shimmering shield of liquid metal that blocks the cakes. It then begins orbiting around him.
hey here's an idea
so I split myself into a kgjhpillion different copies of myself, all of whom rush at Thanatos. He uses the stones to deal with most of them (can't do what he did with Strange because I'm from a reality where souls don't exist), but one of them makes it behind him and shoves a tiny package up his (Thanatos's) butt.
Once inside the butt, the package sits there for a second. Thanatos laughs and says something like "You cannot defeat me" or "I am inevitable."
And I say something like: "I know, but he can."
Thanatos looks slightly confused. And that's when I activate the package.
First, the incendiary component ignites, creating a tiny flame. Thanatos hardly notices it.
Second, the Pym Particles I stuck in there activate, growing the tiny flame into an incredibly large one. You might almost call it... an Eternal Flame. At any rate, it's big enough to summon Surtur himself.
Besides which, it's a giant fire in Thanatos' butt. And he can't deal with it because I never stopped blitzing him with duplicates.
Having split yourself so much, the action power of each clone is reduced to about 1/30th of an action. Because of this, the figurative flies buzzing around him are no distraction and he is able to (Time)stop the box from activating. He takes it out and saves it for later.
(x3)The Mysterious Force comes again and flows over Thanos,causing wounds to open up larger and weird rifts in space-time to form and close rapidly.it seems to be of a different nature then before...a greasy feeling in the area, a feeling that it's energetically excitable...then a strange change seem to overcome it before suddenly,it begins dealing blows to Thanos that seem to erratically switch between all sorts of mutually exclusive configurations,existing/non-existing,Fire/Ice,weakening Thanos attempts to block it
As a Titan, and fully armored at that, Thanatos has a much easier time surviving scratches that would be comparatively deadly to a human being. This, added to the diminished effectiveness of your attack having been aimed at "Thanos" instead of Thanatos, means that he fails to take any damage from it.
(x3) "There is no nature to that which is not real. This is fiction, surrounded by unreality." The true truth proven by the red truth. No ban negates the nature of this being. Punting the fourth wall as an issue out of the way, the Desparademon continues "This is an intermission on a forum game overdue for restructuring."
Gold to finish. Static turns to blades. "Give up, Thanos!"
Altrin signifies Victory Over Primordials Mudra. Endless Nine is limited before the justification without alternative theory: what answer is there to such a treasured red dueling shot? Swords of truth-law shall pierce Thanos/Thanatos unless there really is an answer, and that answer is given where we can see it, unabstracted by narrative or redaction.
You activate The Truth. As you read, you unveil to yourself the text-and-web nature of the apparent game that this adventure is. Swords of Static penetrate not The Mad Titan, but the Fourth Wall.
So, uh, hi. Way to ruin the immersion, Nedben. Anyways, if you promise not to tell anyone about this being a game I can maybe float something your way in exchange. Information, maybe? Information is easy to do.
[Cake Guys Cake Action Two] As I close the SAFE door,a wave of Cake-infused fog billows out through the gap. Moments later, the AMALGAMATION pops out of the SAFE, and into the cloud of Fog. Following its last directive, the cloud takes control of the AMALGAMATION. if Thanatos has not joined us,This control orders it to eat his blood and unmake his flesh with the power of Blood and the power of Oblivion... that kinda didn't fit the rhyme i was going for there. oh well. Anyway, this AMALGAMATION attacks Thanatos,unless he joins us, in which case it kinda stands there.
Charged: 4 CP
Scene 1: "Oh no! He's back. And he's added an "at" to his name. It's so scary. Especially since I can't add "at" to my title. The Blue Brigadiater? At that point, I might as well be the Blue Gladiator. Of course, that's not very alliterative. I could be the Gray Gladiator, but that's just too dull. Green is a bit overused too... Hmm... what about the Gold Gladiator!? Yes, for this turn, I will become the Gold Gladiator! Ah ha ha! Gold button, activate!" The Blue Brigadier Gold Gladiator presses a button on his wrist controller. a bottle of yellow paint leaps out of the controller, does a flip in midair, and dumps yellow paint on him. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" He looks down at his wrist. "Argh. How have I been using this silly device for all this time." He presses another button in his wrist controller and it pops of his wrist. As it does this, the wrist controller expands into a long pole with buttons on it. "Much better." The Gold Gladiator taps a button near the very back of the wrist controller staff of control. The tip of the pole begins to thin and the bottom expands out into four tiny wings. The painted yellow alien taps another button on the staff's tip, and the bottom expands out just a bit more, offering just enough space for a small engine to be formed. This engine then turns on, sending it and the Golden Gladiator flying. The Gladiator and his staff begin by just flying straight up without any control. However, the Golden Gladiator... gains control with raw strength? What? No no no, never mind. He actually just tapped a button. It just looked impressive. Anyways, he gains control of the staff of control and angles it right down at Thanatos. This sends him speeding down at Thanoatos, combining the rockets of the staff with the power of gravity. As he falls with style all the way down to Thanatos... he throws himself down at Thanatos, adding more momentum? No, he just pressed a spring button. But what if he had thrown himself forward? Back to reality, the staff flies upwards, leaving the Gold Gladiator flying at Thanatos, all alone. He launches a single punch forwards and flies right into Thanatos... dealing massive damage with his righteous attack? Nope. Thanatos simply swats him down with the Banhammer or Infinity Gauntlet. Well then... that was sad.
Scene 2: As the Golden Gladiator just kind lays there, unconscious, Thanatos chuckles to himself. Changing your name doesn't do anything. To be honest, it's just sad that he even thought it would help. However, the Gladiator begins to stir. He slowly crawl to his feet. Thanatos finds more amusement in this fool who is trying to defeat him. However, the Gold Gladiator begins to laugh. "Ha- ha ha... ha." The Gladiator rises to his feet. "Mad titan? Please. In just the last two minutes, I've been twenty times as insane as you have been all this game. Pathetic." Thanatos is un-phased. The Golden Gladiator mimes Thanatos's expression. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small handle that seems to be made of the same material as the staff of control. The Gladiator smiles. He taps a small button at the bottom of the handle and a short blade pops out of it. Thanatos lets out an even louder laugh. How many fools have tried to kill him with swords? However, the Gladiator taps another button. The handle and blade split down the middle, leaving two swords, one in each hand. Thanatos chuckles at this. Then, the Golden Gladiator presses two more buttons, one on each sword. They both grow another blades, one on each side of each sword. Thanatos still smiles at this childish tool. Finally, the Golden Gladiator just starts spamming every button on each handle. The blades all grow to broadsword length, caps grow over the handle to protect the hands holding them, the blades each grow ten more knife sized blades, and the swords begins to spin around in the Gladiator's hand. Thanatos finds this interesting, but still pointless. However, this pessimism does not deter the Golden Gladiator, who leaps right at Thanatos.
The gladiator begins with a few quick swipes, two with the left and three with the right. Normally, these would be easy to dodge. However, the with all of the blades and the spinning blades, and the other shenanigans, Thanatos has to rely on his hammer --[BANNED]
-- He lets the two weapons spin up to speed and throws them both at Thanatos's two sides, somehow making them boomerang just a bit behind Thanatos. Thanatos finds this to be a simple challenge. He just has to jump up or maybe walk forwards a bit. However, as he thinks about the simplicity of this, the staff of control comes rocketing at Thanatos. The Golden Gladiator leaps up and grabs it out of midair. He presses another button on the staff and a huge battle ax heads sprouts from the top of the staff of control. He takes this and bends the momentum (presses a button) so that he is slicing down right at Thanato's head, landing just as the two swords cut at Thanatos's legs.
You invoke the ultimate artifact, and find a portion of your actions banned from existence. This upsets your flow enough to allow Thanatos to punch you in the face.
Action 1:
Fern steps up. "Thanatos, I've come to bargain!" she shouts. "I challenge you to a High, Low, Far and Wide Jump! Do you accept?" "Fern, no." "Fern, yes. Do it." "...Really?"
Actions 2 and 3:
Bending the Nostril Shot's gravity, Kate pins whatever the heck it is to the ground. She turns to look at "Drake". "Aren't you going to do anything?" "What even can I do? Thanos has the Time Stone, and it's not like I can just cast Horrid Wilting, or s-"
Sparks streak out from Drake's fingertips, arcing towards the entity. Desiccation kicks in to remove the schnoz's moisture, leaving the boogers inside crusty and uncomfortable. The nose itself shrinks inwards as well as it gets wrinkly and gross. Due to it's sorry state, epistaxis follows. In english, a nosebleed happens. "Nice," Kate says, cracking her knuckles. "A perfect opening."
Manipulating the Nostril Shot's blood, Kate drains it out at a much faster rate, messing with any attempts to induce clotting by pulling the platelets out of the blood. Collecting it in a sphere, she levitates it in her palm, ready to use it for her next attack.
You recreate the trap card from MTM2 and become Botsohv (sic). Nice.
Cake Guy's Cake asks Thanatos a question. He then enters the SAFE. They close the door and are immediately accosted by a swarm of securitrons. The robots proceed to blast CGC to death, which takes a surprising amount of time considering the dozen or so forms he had left to go through. What happens to CGC's body remains a mystery, as the Soul Gem ends its simulation with their death.
Wait What?
Thanatos stops looking at the Soul Gem, which of course had been simulating this whole ordeal. "So that's what happens. Interesting."
Thanatos, in response to CGC's future question, responds: "Destroying? No. Banning." He apparently has decided to ignore your questioning of why not use descended. Hmm.
He then twists his wrist in a fluid motion, summoning forth a Greater Mind Elemental to posses the Candycane enacydnaC.
Finally, he tosses the Surturbox onto the field.
The Candycane loots the field for artifacts. It blocks with the Glaive Arm and attacks a fire elemental with the Spinning Glaive Arm, killing it.
Nostrilshot charges its weapons. Its Mortars are fully charged!
The hatch on the top of Nostrilshot slowly grinds open. With a mechanical whirring, the mortar rises up from the tank. It will now begin firing on the field for, say, 2 rounds, starting with 3 shots to the lab for 60,000 damage each.
The SAFE spits out no more requests. That doesn't mean that you can't make your own, though.
The Game Master's Face of Fear spits forth The Insult, they who failed their quest was saved by a friend is pathetic. It dissolves. The Face of Glee is finally satisfied defeated fully splits breaks unfurls reveals The Player The Hero wielding The Burden now The Spoil. The Game Master fades into the background of reality.
Cake Guy's Cake regens their infinite sprinkle Hp.
Cake Guy's Other Cake begins their three-action attack. First, they make Thanatos Mad via cake attacks. This is not as bad as it sounds. Next, they use an infinite number of Lobsters to convince Thanatos that they cannot warp reality, which will last for this round only... that is to say that it really only opens the way for CGOC to puncture their... well, everywhere, really. Somehow, this is blocked by the 8coin shield, but it does a fair bit of damage to it.
The Cake uses Knight of Kake on CGOC, granting them a buff and increasing The Cake's Kingdom size.
The Fire Elementals attack Thanatos in a pathetic attempt at an Alpha Strike. They manage to melt the 8coin shield, but pull of little else.
The Ice Elementals continue bodyguarding The Cake.
The Lab charges.
Neo's Robots heal The Cake for 10,000 Hp each.
The Sheep graze in the fields. The battlefields, that is. The grass is dead bodies or something I don't know.
Pweron Dum continues to demonstrate a complete ignorance of The White ever having existed or tentacle'd them into another dimension. They proceed to puke up their advice, as normal.
"yadda yadda oh no Thanatos is around and bad and stuff watch out he's like a puzzle boss or something now I don't know or care really just killify him already."
They regen some health before carrying on.
"Anyways, the Candycane enacydnaC was one of the lab's special snowflakes, and is therefore... special. Have fun figuring out how to kill it. Also, watch Nostril Shot. Better kill it now than wait for it to summon the ninja cats."
[Thanos] Thanatos, the literally mad Titan. 3/500 Hp. Snapped into pseudogodmodderhood, which is not a thing I ever thought I'd have to say until today. 8coin Shield: 0/8 Hp, not as bad as it seems. [?]The Banhammer. [A] Infinity Gauntlet. Reality Gem. Mind Gem. Time Gem. Space Gem. Soul Gem. Simulating an afterlife. Houses a copy of Flaming Mageye, Corvus Glaive and CGC. Out of commission for a round. [PT-Elite] Nostril Shot. 37,000/150,000 Hp. Rockets: 4/5. Mortars: 4/4. Ninja Swarm: 5/6. -3 AC. [AT-Dropop] CandycaneenacydnaC: 03:00:30. [A-Part] Splinter Glaive: 6/10. Massive damage to one entity, while splinters affect all enemies. [A] Flame Throwers: 2/3. (Slagged) [A-Part] RPG Arm: 2/3. Ignores dodge. The G is for Glaive. [A] Tesla Canon: 2/3. (Slagged) [A-Part] Glaive Arm: Can be used to defend or attack. [A-Part] Spinning Glaive Arm: -10% Accuracy. Shreds AC. More effective with consecutive use.
[N]Surturbox. Will explode into Surtur once unfrozen. Bodyguarding Thanatos, maybe? ''Just kinda in the way'' is more accurate. Currently Timestopped.
[AT] Pweron Dum. 60/90 Hp. NOT A SELF INSERT. Noble Aura. *[A]Cute Regen Buckler. 1 Regen/Round.* [PC-BOSS-Pastry Paladin] The Cake 120,000/250,000 HP. 100,000/100,000 Shp, 30R. Knight of Kake: 0/6. To me, confectionarians: 7/8. Renown: [10]. Kingdom size: [3]. Rules over cakes. Frostbrew Icing applied. Cool.
Knight of Kake: Should the target accept, they are given the [KoK] buff until they stop obeying the Cake or die. Renown: Rises as tales of valor and flavor are spread across the Void. Kingdom size: Equal to number of [KoK]. At 10, The Cake is invulnerable to attack. To me, Confectionarians!: Summon a variety of loyal Cakes equal to Renown spent. All have the [KoK] buff. Rules over cakes: The Cake has semi-elemental control over cakes. also, it's a great cake. kinda like a gem, but not really, and weaker.
[AT-Pastry Paladin] Ice Elemental. 10,000/30,000 Hp. Bodyguarding The Cake. [KoK]. [JOE. Just JOE.] VOIDSHIP: 4% constructed. [Pastry Paladin] Confectionary Castle. 200,000/200,000 Hp. +30% dodge to all [KoK]. [AT-Elite-Dropop] Laboratory. 225,000/500,000 Hp. 10 AC. Science: 3/10, Faster when manned.Free Scan: Fried. [Lab] Snowflake Canon. 40,000/60,000 Hp. Special Snowflakes: 3/3. READY! [AT-REDACTED] Lesser Fire Elementals. 13,000/13,000 Hp. x3 [AT-REDACTED]Fire Elemental. 43,000/43,000 Hp. [AT-Blue Brigadier] Sheep. ??/?? Hp. x2 [A] Acidic Spray: 1/3. [AT-Loony] Silver Good Boi. 45,000/65,000 Hp. Very gud boi. [N] Medibot squad A. 24,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo. [N] Medibot squad C. 14,000/40,000 Hp, 10R. Being hacked by True Neo. [AT-Pastry Paladin] CGOC. 10/10 Hp. 3 Actions/Round. No extra lives. [KoK] [AT-Pastry Paladin] CGC 3: 2/3 Ap. 1/1 SHp, 100R. Third in a Trilogy!: 1/3. [AT] Pastry Paladin. 20/20 Hp. [A] Priceytag. Cash Money: [$43]. Distractingly shiny (and has a tendency to scream a lot). Minor control over Code. [A] Coin Gun. Fires Cash Money for 10,000 damage/coin. [AT] Kit. 20/20 Hp. [A] Destiny reference. +40,000 damage. 5/5 ammo. [AT] True Neo. 20/20 Hp. [A] Power Index Finger. Grafted. Manameter: 10/10 Mp. Point and Click: 3/3.
[AT] Loony. 20/20 Hp. [A] High Voltage/Higher Resistence Micromoon Slingshot. Moonchunks: [2]. Can redirect !!fired!! moons and shock people. [A] Quiver of Lightning Bolts: 4/5. [A] Animal Masks in a bag. [A] Crate Armor. Why would you make this? Why? [AG] Hungry Visitor. 20/20 Hp. [A] The Blue/Purple Card. 1 use. [AG] Flaming Mageye. 20/20 Hp. [?] The Burden. [AT] Desparademon. 20/20 Hp. [?] The Truth. [AT] Dragon of Hope. 20/20 Hp. [A-Part]<==| [A-Part]<==| [A-Part]<==|
Thanos Skeledop
How To Play:
Thanos is seeking the Infinity Gems. He has all of them on this battlefield, and there's no getting away from them. You are the only people between him and his goals.
Keep the Infinity Gems from Thanos. They will be strong, but you'll have to use them wisely.
Thanos has multiple actions. Six in total. This means that given the chance, he will use multiple gems each round.
Players can only hold one Infinity Gem at a time. They are also only able to be used once per round.
You're also dealing with the Black Order. They each have their little gimmicks, but Thanos is the main threat.
Beware of his durability. 15 AC means you're losing 15,000 damage on your attacks, and entities are losing 75,000 damage on theirs every time they hit him.
Disarming Thanos of the Infinity Gauntlet is impossible. However, the gems can be pried off. Doing so is difficult, but doable.
Three actions. 20,000-30,000 action power.
You cannot take the Infinity Gems out the current battlefield. If you want an in-battle reason, it's that Thanos has messed with Space so that you're all stuck there with him. As a result, you have to make it so that he's stuck there with you.
You may attempt to justify respawn time being shorter using an Infinity Gem action. Because otherwise this'd be a pain.
Ask the NON SELF INSERT OF THE ARBITER for advice.
Several million air molecules.
Some advice on how to beat Thanatos from the narrator.
A portion of Gold Gladiator's attack. Approximately one action's worth of spinning blades at someone's face.
[Bonus]...Scan CGC 3... specifically Third in a... trilogy...?
[1] using the coin gun and 4 coins, Cake Guy shoots nostril shoot to death.
[1]Cake... guy... goes over towards The C-CAKAKKAE FRIND! Y ARE U SLOWY AT NERASHIN NOUW? THIS NOT HEALP Wit CAKAKAKEKKEKEKEE!
yes, sorry... I'm just... dealing ... with two bo...cakes... at once. Haven't done ... that in ... a long tiWAT? YUO NEVIR DID IT BE5! IF UCLOUDL MULTIBRODY, Y Not KOOK MANY CAKE?
As you can... clearly... see, I'm... not great at... this kind of thing.
SHOULD I CAJEBAKENOW INSTEITED?
...I'm... 86...% sure... I'll regret this.
ISSAT BE YESIA?
....fine, sure... whatever.
YAYAYYEE! ILL DO ALL THE CKAKAKES!
I'm still... doing the ...third?... action.
OKIE MOI CAKAKE! ANY WAI!
I GO OVER 2 DA CAKE! THE AUTOANTIBIOCAKERBOOTS ARE HEL IT VERY GOODS BUT THEY DONT ADD ENOUGH CAKE WITH SPEEDS TO SPEEDYNESS ENOUGH THE CAKE!
AM NEED CAKE TO CAKE THE CAKE WITH CAKE MAKE THE CAKE CAKE AGAIN CAKE THOUGH!
AM KNOW BECAUSE S'MORES! THEIR IS CHRISTMAS THING OF SWET1 IF I TURN ITS HEAD INTO CORK AND STUFF UP THE BOTTLE I CAN MAKE LOTS OF SUIGR!
AM VER FAST DO THIS SO FAST THAT SUGAR TURN BROWN AND HARD! I DONNO WHY BUT THIS WILL BE VERY GOOD SHELL. DURABLE! MAYBE IF I CAN DO THIS MORE I'LL-- That's caramel... it's cooked sugar... not good for making pastries. ARE YOU SURREEEEEE?...yes.
ANY-Y IS TAKE BROWN SMELLING TASTE THING AND PUT ON CAKE WHICH MAKES CAKE RAKE IN BENEFITS OF BEING MUCH CAKE. IT NOT GUD FOR PASTRY BUT TEH GCAKES OSGOUD IT CAN MUSIE THIS ANYWAYWYAWYY. no... it just helps because... its in the way. now... it's my... turn...s. all... 6 of them, i... suppose.
OKIE DOKEI!
[1]...sorry for the... ahem... slower... text here. I'll... try to keep this short.
Cake Guy... lets me use... the priceytag... to the extent i'm doing this at...all... anyway. not... actually acting, but... i direct it. like... some metaphor, for directing... a director...?
I... go to the... SAFE... put in the remaining Priceytag cash... add a note... saying...
"Want single-use forwards precision time travel device... should work on things about the size of a small cake. will trade reality-warping cash money. "
if nothing happens... I put instead... "Long term snowballing nigh-indestructable single-use precision stasis pod. will trade reality-warping cash money."
CGC Action One: I watch... FlamingMage-eye... assault the Soul Gem... And make sure Thanatos... doesn't realize what they're... doing. with cloaking... about the same level and sort as... my other... body did last round.
CGOC1] Multitasking... as I keep the gems and FF... cloaked-, I use... the Other... Cake... and the hole formed in... the Soul Gem... to take... the CGC copy-- my mind... and all?... And bring it into this world... to fuse with myself...
CGOC2] I go over to Thanatos... openly, this, time... and use Vicious Cakery... on them. no, i don't, mean vicious... mockery. Cakery is better. It mocks them... specifically for not being a cake. and I use a graph... to prove it. instant... persuasiveness, multiplier. anyway... this makes Thanatos, feel bad about... being literally mad... also... I mock him for... not accepting any of my alternate suggestions... making him... an idiot. He takes... emotional damage.
CGOC3] I harvest... sheeps milk, from the... sheep. and make... a cake.. with it. Then I throw... the badly-constructed... cake... at Thanatos, who is so... despondent... from Vicious Cakery... that he lets it hit him... then it explodes.
