Destroy The Godmodder: Renewal (Hole In The Ground)

General Action: Reignition

The Nuclear Explosion Elemental is definitely flagging, fortunately, I have ways to fix that. Taking a quick break from my position as prosecutor, I pull out a basic nuclear recoilless rifle, and aim straight at them. The warhead flies straight towards the being of nuclear flame, sinking into their blindingly bright form. There is a muffled explosion, and the Elemental glows even brighter as the infusion of energy further enhances them, granting them more energy to withstand incoming attacks.

Charges
Army (18/20)
Medic (3/20)
+1 @EternalStruggle
+1 @The Blue Knight
 
MAIN BATTLE:[PG]

I put the Hyperstorm Supernova into the ocean of this world, then another world, then a third one, than the same world but in a different time line, then I shove it into a Hyperstorm Water Nova. Then I give it a box. The box is made of lies and water. Nothing is fine anymore.

14/20
15/20
+1 JOE +1 Talist
 
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14/20 ligth +2 TOG +1 mirror +2 from tog last round that I missed +1 talist
13/20 shadew +2 TOG +1 mirror +2 from tog last round that I missed
+2 mirror so he can finish the charge next round. mirror, please use this +2 on your more-finished charge so you can finish in time for sure
Redstone throws a match at the Blightsteel Colussus. This does nothing to the Colussus itself but starts a forest fire under it.
I suppress the fires ability to harm the resident forest animals by throwing a giant potion of fire resist II at the forest, before giving the colussus some milk so my action doesn't function as a counter, rather just being a nice act that I might call back to eventually.

oh and I join the godmodder in the courthouse, countering TBK's evidence with a recording of the godmodders offhand comment that he hasn't actually Done anything yet, and noting that by the time the godmodder did anything to the AG descendant army, they had already slaughtered about... 23 security guards, at least 2 goblin orc things (which where presumably just building initially) a swordsmαn, and maybe some other things. before that, they'd been fighting: a door (really, what?), some worker mechs that saw them trashing the place in the process, and 23 security guards that just wanted us to surrender and talk it out peacefully.

I prove the last point (wanted us to surrender) with what happened when I surrendered: 2 security guards split from the group and brought me along with them... to the break room. thats right, they didn't even bring me to a prison! I, by then, had realised everyone else was in the wrong, what with their storming of private property and murder of many innocents, and decided to join the godmodders side.
anyway, while things like the C-Mech might be a bit overboard, I doubt they'd ever get used on anyone without the reality warping powers the AG's have, and this is the godmodders private property so he can do what he wants with it. I mean, he even had some defences to keep clueless people from wandering in and dying before the AG's broke those!
 
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Looking across the battlefield with Tin-enhanced eyes, I notice the beads of perspiration which glisten on the Godmodder's forehead, as well as the sweat-soaked shirt stuck to his chest, which is perfect for next attack. Focusing for a moment, I conjure up thousands of small spheres of liquid metal in front of me, keeping them in place with Descendancy before Pushing them towards the Godmodder with Allomancy at an incredible speed.
NaK!
NaK!
NaK!
NaK!
NaK!
Naturally, The Godmodder attempts to dodge the storm of droplets, and many of them miss, hitting the sand dunes around the Godmodder. However, some globs still make their way onto the Godmodder, and immediately catch fire, reacting with the water in his sweat. While he is caught off guard by this sudden development, I Pull on the metal that didn't hit the Godmodder, which has started to pool together on the dunes, creating a mercurial wave of liquid awesomeness, which crashes into the Godmodder, engulfing, enveloping him in the power of science. If he wasn't sweating before, he should be now, with the metal and desert heat all around him, like a blanket.

Sodium-Potassium Alloy: something that is a very real thing. Liquid at room temperature, it's lighter than water, and reacts with it too. I thought about using Mercury, but I wouldn't have been able to Push that far if I did.

09/20 CHARGE SLOT 1 (+2 from Emerald_Mann, +1 from Redstone)
08/20 CHARGE SLOT 2
 
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King of Roads: 15/20
An Upgrade: 2/20
+2 @DCCCV

Enerald scans the Blightsteel Colossus with the Scouter he hasn't used in forever, and nods to himself.

Emerald cricks his neck "Ow"
Then he hits the Blightsteel Colossus. With, guess what? Cuendillar. A sword out of it, specifically.
 
Well, I want to make this post if nothing else.

Pepsiman does a divine smite upwards. Then, he gives his final can of Pepsi to the one who needs it most, the Godmodder. Clearly, all we need to end this conflict is just a nice, cool, refreshing can of Pepsi.

+1 to Mirror/Joe
 
I Scan the Blightsteel Colossus, then try to hijack one of the Darksteel Jeeps. When that fails, I attempt to put an AM Breacher Round into the Jeep's AM Radio, causing a feedback loop and devastating damage.

15/20 Mysterious Artifact
11/20 Beacon?
+2 @I just write
*TACTICAL DATA LOST*
  • Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP). Currently equipped to Tracer.
  • Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user. Stolen by Godmodder.
  • Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
    • AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
    • Knockback Shots: Specialized rounds that apply huge concussive knockback to the target, but no damage.
    • Healing Burst Shots: Specialized rounds that heal instead of harming the target, essentially firing a healing spell instead of a bullet.
  • Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
    • Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
    • True-Sight Module: Counters hostile stealth and illusions through a variety of methods, helping to discover hidden enemies or hidden enemy abilities. Buffs power of Scan actions.
  • Sustain Necklace: An emergency contingency that will revive the user immediately after death. Breaks after use.
  • Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
  • Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
    • Immovable Magnet: A variant designed to briefly immobilize metal targets, burning through its stored energy in just a few seconds.
  • Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
  • Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
    • 7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
  • Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
  • Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
  • Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
 
Update 58: Disorder In the Court
OOPS! Forgot to say what Alpha Strike does! It's the thing that makes the entity's attacks one-shot anything with a max hp of less than twice its attack power.

/NULL
#AColossalMistake

I think I'm going to allow placeholders this once. I just can't seem to find any motivation to update through feeling sick. I'm sorry guys, I'll try and get the dop done as soon as I feel up to it.

/GMnull
#RestInPepperonis

@pionoplayer Ok. I'll just get this out here then.

General Action: Release the LAYWERS!

Suddenly, without warning, we are not on the battlefield. Instead, I, all the Entities present on the field, and the Godmodder, are now in a massive courtroom, with the Nuclear Explosion Elemental acting as the judge. With myself dressed in a red business suit, I call out to the Godmodder from the prosecutor's booth "You are charged with militarization of archeology, and several counts of mass murder. How do you plead? Not entering a plea will be treated as pleading not guilty. Destroying the courtroom or otherwise showing contempt of court will result in you immediately being fined twenty hit points."

Entirely unsurprisingly, the reality-warper calls out "Not guilty!"

My response to this was to nod, and say "You must be informed that you have a right to competent legal counsel. You may now choose your lawyer."

And with that, the trial began.

Charges
Army (11/20)
Healer(2/20)
+1 @EternalStruggle
+1 @The Blue Knight

Entity Orders (ONLY APPLIES IF COURTROOM EPISODE NOT IN EFFECT)
-CV-309 Drake: Attack the Darksteel Golems
-Nuclear Explosion Elemental: Nuke Mr Entity Advantage
-Medical Department: Heal the Nuclear Explosion Elemental
-Airbase 3: Launch Drones
-Drones: 1 Drone finishes off Bibi Bunlover, the rest attack the Darksteel Golems

Before any of these proceedings begin the Godmodder plays his first trump card:
Where, exactly, do you get the authority to try me under these charges? This planet is MY sovereign ground, and the laws and rules therein are dictated by ME. That's how a dictatorship works.
In fact, I ought to be suing you for contempt of personal property, assault and battery, theft, destruction of personal property, murder, manslaughter, and so on.

Everything suddenly hangs in the balance, you can feel the court's stability wavering. If you haven't got a good enough retort you might just find yourselves on the receiving end of the judiciary beatdown!

The courtroom episode is now in effect. Until it is over, the field effect Courtroom will be in effect, preventing all standard entities from acting in the EoTB. Because the Godmodder and players don't care enough to be bothered by contempt of court, (especially since it's not legal to fine people in hit points, and the Godmodder probably has infinite cash with which to pay his contempt of court fines) all post actions, and the Godmodder's action will still be counted.

7/20 ligth +1 mirror +2 from TOG that i missed last round
7/20 shadew +1 mirror
+1 mirror +1 TOG
I spend the action preparing myself [via gathering energy to augment my first post next round.]. the hyperstorms life is going to be very, very limited.
I realise a secret-y secret thing, and decide to instead heal the boombots.
I warp into a minecrafty world, grab poppys and dandilions, and make some floral fertalizer, before going through most of the botania "tech" tree, and crafting an entropinnyum, followed by a Pollidisiac. I then start working my way through blood magic, making a well of suffering to produce LP. I lure some cows and stuff above the well, and set up the pollidisiac to make them breed when powered, the whole setup being such that only babys can fall into a certain hole, and only adults that fell into the hole can fall to the well.
I then make a sigil of the green grove, and start my way through magical crops. after using a blood-magic sword to kill the wither in one hit and get the zivicio I need, I craft some nether quartz crops. using the sigil of the green grove and some alts, as well as a harvester, I produce excessive amounts of quartz.
I then start witchery, dumping some skulls and a golden cup on an altar so it can make a lot of power and making some duplicate altars for good measure, before preforming a rite of infusion with a brew of hollow tears, a gold ingot, a glass pane, and a demon (which i created with a rite of summoning), allowing the creation of a magic mirror.
I then make a taglock kit with a bone needle and glass jar, getting a boombot drones taglock.
Then, I punch that one drone to death. just one drone, mind you, not 2. the drone explodes, setting off the entropinnyum and starting the chain.
I, acting quickly because of my time limit for maximal efficiency, use the taglock on the magic mirror, place a dispenser facing it, start autocrafting quartz spheres, have the dispenser throw them at the mirror, set up another hopper (it takes a while for animals to grow up ok I still have some time) to grab the resulting duplication grenade, linked to the boombot drone type entity.
I then put a boombot-destroying device next to the entropinnyum, and place 2 autonomous activators, such that there is a 90% chance of duplication grenades going to the entropinnyum set-up and a corresponding 10% chance of otherwise. the speed of breeding, LP production, quartz production, sphere production, grenade production, drone production, mana production, and then breeding again, ramps up over time, boombots spitting out to the exit dispenser more frequently, until eventually there are so many boombots that their explosions overpower the entropinnyum, breaking the machine and setting them all free, where they proceed to fly to the battlefield, generating boombots in proportion to how much I'd be able to heal them.
[NOTE: every thing mentioned here would really work aside from the boombots powering the entropinnyum, since the entropinnyum wasn't made to work with all explosions, just TNT.]

boombots swirl, comically large bomb(bot)... Idles. yes, its strategically dumb, but I'm going to do that just to mess with ya'all.
shoot, I misremembered the stats of something. looks like the comicly large bomb bot will be exploding.
bibi finishes off borovic. medic heals the bomb bot, else the boombot drones that are bodyguarding the core. the core uses boombot boombox, summoning a boombot box [after the natural generation of boombots happens)
sidequest: I ask if the Gamemasters' description muscles are ok now, and look around again.
also, querry to the godmodder: if any of the gatekeepers are finished, maybe you should lead the fight their way? alternatively, you could try to lead the fight to the current strongest one, or maybe move your 50% distance bosses to the gatekeeper arena?
6000 boombots generated.

Before you get to say anything you are struck by divine lightning for trying to ruin the game.

3 cats in a master ball, some ancient weapons, Fake Religions, Ironic Personality Cults
(13 +4} 17/?? dang, who even *knows* what this could be
(12} 12/?? answer: I do
TOG II*: Shoot at the Bligthsteel colossus
Citadel: just kinda... roll until you're bodyguarding the Supernova.
+2 @JOEbob

OH NO! NOT THE BUNS!
And also a cat too!
I summon up some cats and buns to replace the ones lost last round, and hand them to the respective owners. I keep my three cats though, and will name them appropriately.
Unfortunately Bibi Bunlover and Mrs. Borovic's bun/cat stacks cannot be replenished by player actions. I'm sorry, but there is nothing you can do and you're now buried in buns and cats.

MAIN BATTLE:[PG]This is actually an attack now, I'm just using the fact that it was a place holder to make my attack.

"PLACE-HOLDER/THE VERY LAST PLACE HOLDER TO EVER EXIST, DEFINITELY, MAYBE, PROBABLY, I DON'T KNOW REALLY, THERE IS A SLIGHT CHANCE THIS SITUATION CAN HAPPEN AGAIN, ALLOWING US TO MAKE ANOTHER PLACE HOLDER, BUT IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN AS THESE ARE JUST ODDS AND PERCENTAGES, BUT ENOUGH OF THIS RAMBLE, THIS IS A PLACE HOLDER, NOT AN ATTACK." Says a random sign, that I have just read.

"This is a very strange sign." I say, before picking it up and smashing it into the Hyperstorm Supernova.

13/20+1 from JOE
14/20
+1 JOE +1 Talist
18000 damage to the Hyperstorm's dodge pool.

Now that the Supernova is on the planet, Annabelle Lee finally wakes up.

Where am I? Oh right, on board a ship in the middle of combat operations.

Yeah, it turns out that high-level psions tend to become experts of regaining consciousness in bad situations. She begins to ready the weapons systems, and initiates evasive maneuvers, hoping to dodge any incoming attacks. Silence had, for some reason, already set up the telepathic network while she was out, and she immediately got a communication from Varos down on the planet.

Okay, here's the threats. That giant blightsteel colossus over there is the Godmodder's direct answer to the Supernova's firepower. It's got some darksteel minions too, but those aren't as important. A secondary threat on the field is those bomb bots over there, which we could easily dispose of assuming we could avoid the backlash damage from them exploding.

Don't we have a bunch of other units backing us up? Our focus should be on the biggest threat out there.

The blightsteel colossus has heavy armor that's significantly impacting our damage output against it. You're going to want to use the WHEN to shred that armor away and expose it to attacks, that will get more done in the long run.

The Supernova decides to go for a crippling shot, firing the WHEN into the blightsteel colossus' shoulder. The colossus's armor begins to crumble away and fail, soon turning the armored monstrosity into an unarmored target. Furthermore, the impact also cripples one of its arms, reducing its attack power (the crippling effect first goes into taking out the AC, then the rest of it goes into reducing its damage output).

Okay, I've got some message out there, Darius said. Sure, Lorso was supposed to be on comms, but she was still out cold from overextertion. Some goon calling himself 'JOEBob' wants us to pay him or he's going to 'tear this ship a new one'.

Well, crap. Annabelle, you need to execute evasive maneuvers, RIGHT NOW.

Tracer's Orders: Please attack the medic? Please? Unless he's dead, in which case go back to doing whatever.

14/20 Mysterious Artifact
10/20 Beacon?
+2 @I just write
*TACTICAL DATA LOST*
  • Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP). Currently equipped to Tracer.
  • Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user. Stolen by Godmodder.
  • Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
    • AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
    • Knockback Shots: Specialized rounds that apply huge concussive knockback to the target, but no damage.
    • Healing Burst Shots: Specialized rounds that heal instead of harming the target, essentially firing a healing spell instead of a bullet.
  • Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
    • Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
    • True-Sight Module: Counters hostile stealth and illusions through a variety of methods, helping to discover hidden enemies or hidden enemy abilities. Buffs power of Scan actions.
  • Sustain Necklace: An emergency contingency that will revive the user immediately after death. Breaks after use.
  • Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
  • Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
    • Immovable Magnet: A variant designed to briefly immobilize metal targets, burning through its stored energy in just a few seconds.
  • Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
  • Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
    • 7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
  • Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
  • Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
  • Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
#EnscribedInStone

3 cats in a master ball, some ancient weapons, Fake Religions, Ironic Personality Cults, the cops're coming
(18} 18/?? dang, who even *knows* what this could be
(13} 13/?? answer: I do
TOG II*: Shoot at the Bligthsteel colossus
Citadel: just kinda... roll until you're bodyguarding the Supernova.
+2 @JOEbob


I dunno, I guess I can jus- OO COURT EPISODE! I slip inside by assassinating one of the guards on his break, and then shapechanging to look like him. I toss the body onto the battlefield (more evidence for the now-dead cops to find, I guess) where it is likely to be annihilated by the huge battle going on out there. I then enter the courtroom to watch, because I'm bored.
You enter the courtroom completely illegally. Which is dumb because the entire battlefield is the courtroom right now.

05/20 CHARGE SLOT 1 (+1 from Redstone)
07/20 CHARGE SLOT 2


Blightsteel, Darksteel, xsteel, Puh-lease. I'm a freaking Mistborn, metal is my domain.

In all seriousness though, I go and check to see if Allomancy can actually affect these things, since it probably shouldn't be that easy to Push or Pull on possibly heavily enchanted metals. Crossover interactions are always strange.

If I can do Allomancy, I lie down in front of one of the jeeps. As it drives over me, I Push on it from underneath. In General, since it's obviously heavier than me, I would be thrown away doing such an act, but as the Jeep is above me, and the ground is below me, I have nowhere to go, so the Jeep goes and just flies straight up into the air. I then roll away, still Pushing, causing the Jeep to fall away, rather than on top of me, because that would be bad.

Entity Orders:
Entities, please attack Mister Entity Advantage. If he's down already, go for a Darksteel Golem. If one's dead, take a piece of it as a souvenir, I want to do some legit chemical analysis on it later.
Oh, and Pixel Swarm? Do relieve yourself of duty from the employ of I Just Write, I am the person who resurrected you, after all. If you don't, I will shoot fire from my hand. Remember the fire from my hand? That's right, you do. Listen to me, it doesn't have to end like last time, okay? /joke

+2 @Enerald_Mann
It works because... because... because...
OH LOOK A FLYING JEEP
crunch
15000 damage to the darksteel jeep.

King of Roads: 14/20
An Upgrade: 1/20
+2 @DCCCV

Emerald hits Spectre Knight with pure darkness. As one might imagine, this leads to elemental based healing.

Spectre Knight finishes off the Medic (Darkness: 95/100), O-MECH gives a Parting Shot to Mr Entity Advantage and then wanders off the battlefield.
10000 healing to Spectre Knight.

The Daemonette looked skyward in curiosity at the advancing forces, as eager looters clashed with some of the Godmodder's defense forces. The sky was aflame with battle, a sight that was far from unfamiliar to her. In fact, to be in the depths of true war was comforting in a strange way. After all, war was so simple, so easy. As a Daemon, it was in her nature to be straightforward, and so she appreciated the classic aerial battle above.

If the Daemon was comforted by the sight, the Behemoth reveled in it. "Now that's more like it!" He yelled, laughing at the sight. "Come on then, show us what you've got, flyboys! And show this git what you're made of!"

Mediator's drone lacked facial expressions, but still somehow managed to seem more upbeat, with a combination of gentle weaving back and forth and an upbeat tone of voice. "New report: The Fortress is back in the air and somewhat stable, and I am about to reactivate the Link with my body. Now that basic damage is repaired, I can regenerate from stored material. I shall now move on to fixing my primary weapon systems."

"Ahem." Robotnik said through his own drone. "While this is definitely a joyous occasion, might I suggest that we not lose sight of the remaining issues? With the new machines made out of some strange material, we can't afford to rest on our laurels just yet."

"Yep. But I think we should start out with, hrm, that bomb thing." The Behemoth said, gesturing to the Bomb-bot. "Looks about ready to blow, and I don't much like that."

Charging over, the Krork practically rammed into the machine, denting its plating and sending it reeling. He smirked, knowing that it was fail safe, before he grabbed it with both hands, Claw ripping through it to get a grip and hand holding it tight. Bracing himself, and analyzing the battle above, he waited for just the right time to put his plan into action.

When he saw one of the defense aircraft overhead make a strafing dive against one of the invaders, he tossed the bot straight up with all his might, sending it somewhat high into the sky. Not exceedingly high, but high enough for this low altitude target. The bot was in between the two fighter craft when the missiles were fired, and the defense vessel had its munitions smash straight into the unfortunate Bomb-bot, sending it flying and not at all softening the hard landing it suffered nearby, further exacerbated when the Behemoth shot it midflight with an implosion shell. A nasty series of events for the thing all around.


Charges:
So It Comes Down To This: 8/20.
You'll Regret This: 2/20.

+1 @The Blue Knight
+1 @I just write

Entity Orders:
Daemonette looks about in interest at this new stage of the war.
Krork Behemoth strikes out at Bibi Bunlover.
Flying Fortress reestablishes the Quantum Link between its Command Core and its systems, not to mention armor, giving it a hefty amount of Regeneration! Now the charge timer resets, with weapons up for restoration next.
Nuclear Explosion Elemental attacks the Colossus.
Egg Fleet calls in a new Battleship and attacks the Colossus.
Repair Portal heals the Nuclear Explosion Elemental.
20000 damage to the Bomb bot.

15/20 Plague
6/20 HAMR Time

+1 to @plague126 and @DCCCV (Tag me if you give me +1s.)

The Bulldozer fires at the Boombot Core I.
The Dragonborn attacks the Blightsteel Colossus.

Redstone throws a match at the Blightsteel Colussus. This does nothing to the Colussus itself but starts a forest fire under it.
The Blightsteel colossus, being made out of a magical super steel, is mostly unaffected and takes only 5000 damage.
Completely countered by JOEbob putting out the fire with milk.

I generically stab something because I'm too lazy to make a good post.

bad thing: 9/10 (i think??????)
0 damage to the darksteel golems.

[AG]

Charge Bank: 10

(+1 from EternalStruggle, +1 from I just write)
10/20 The Middle Child
15/20 B2

+1 @I just write
+1 @EternalStruggle

[A- Godmodder is hoarding it]
20 charge artifact
A great lance made of a shining silver metal, becomes enveloped in magical flames at the owner's will.

Durability- 3/5
Ability-
Attack with Lúin's Full Power- consumes 1 durability, action is treated as a normal attack by the wielder with the addition of the attack inflicting the special status "Marked by Lúin"
"Marked by Lúin" explanation- Curse type status, if after 2 rounds the status has not been cured the afflicted Entity bursts into flames taking 30,000 damage and automatically removing this status.

(Weapon can be used without durability consumption for flavor purposes however in order to take advantage of it's ability you must state specifically you are doing so and of course consume the durability.)
[A- Godmodder is hoarding it]
20 charge artifact
A Pugio type dagger that exudes a menacing presence.

Durability- 14/15
Abilities-
Use in an attack- Consumes one durability and adds 10,000 damage to the base damage of a standard attack (automatically activates on any attack action)
(Assisting @I just write)
A pile of evidence drops out of a portal into the courtroom. Included are several written accounts of the Godmodder's actions and a palm sized glass orb that projects video clips of the Godmodder killing various entities and one clip of the Godmodder introducing the C MECH-Ω.
Is weaponization of archaeological artifacts even a real charge? I'm pretty sure you guys just made that up.

After having damaged the Bomb-bot, the Behemoth was met by the pair of communication drones representing the impromptu group's aerial assets. They had talked with each other, and seen the writing on the war.

"I believe you are in urgent need of repairs." Mediator of Disputes said.

In response, the Krork just looked down at the gaping wound punched through both armor and flesh, caused by the Divine Smite he had just suffered. He looked back up and replied in a suitably sardonic fashion "Ya think?"

Both drones bobbed in an approximation of a nod simultaneously. "A dual dose of nanomachines are in order." Mediator added.

With that, a large crate slammed into the ground after being dropped off from one of the Battleships above, and immediately swarmed the Krork, medical machines entering the wound and stimulating the growth of fungal flesh, causing the wound to slowly but visibly begin to close up as fresh tissue erupts from the edges of the wound and moves over the hole. Meanwhile, a Reclamation Drone vacuums out the damaged plate around and inside the area, before using it and a combination of stored mass to construct brand new plating over the injury, sealing it up from the outside with new metal.

"That'll do it!" The Doctor exclaimed. "Now you should be able to survive the next hit, at least. Do remember to be careful."

"I'll keep it in mind." The Behemoth said, as he turned back to look up at the Blightsteel Colossus. "But it might not be as easy as that."

Charges:
So It Comes Down To This: 10/20.
You'll Regret This: 3/20.

+1 @The Blue Knight
+1 @I just write
20000 health restored.

[AG]

Charge Bank: 10

(+1 from EternalStruggle)
11/20 The Middle Child
17/20 B2

+1 @I just write
+1 @EternalStruggle

[A- Godmodder is hoarding it]
20 charge artifact
A great lance made of a shining silver metal, becomes enveloped in magical flames at the owner's will.

Durability- 3/5
Ability-
Attack with Lúin's Full Power- consumes 1 durability, action is treated as a normal attack by the wielder with the addition of the attack inflicting the special status "Marked by Lúin"
"Marked by Lúin" explanation- Curse type status, if after 2 rounds the status has not been cured the afflicted Entity bursts into flames taking 30,000 damage and automatically removing this status.

(Weapon can be used without durability consumption for flavor purposes however in order to take advantage of it's ability you must state specifically you are doing so and of course consume the durability.)
[A- Godmodder is hoarding it]
20 charge artifact
A Pugio type dagger that exudes a menacing presence.

Durability- 14/15
Abilities-
Use in an attack- Consumes one durability and adds 10,000 damage to the base damage of a standard attack (automatically activates on any attack action)
Water condenses in the air and forms up around damaged areas of the Flying Fortress, the water then freezes effectively patching up the Fortress by sealing up the damaged parts.
12000 damage of health restored to the flying fortress.

General Action: Reignition

The Nuclear Explosion Elemental is definitely flagging, fortunately, I have ways to fix that. Taking a quick break from my position as prosecutor, I pull out a basic nuclear recoilless rifle, and aim straight at them. The warhead flies straight towards the being of nuclear flame, sinking into their blindingly bright form. There is a muffled explosion, and the Elemental glows even brighter as the infusion of energy further enhances them, granting them more energy to withstand incoming attacks.

Charges
Army (18/20)
Medic (3/20)
+1 @EternalStruggle
+1 @The Blue Knight
I'm pretty certain firing nukes in the courtroom counts as contempt of court. I'm going to have to fine you 20K hit points.
That... undoes literally all the healing your nuke did. Ouch.

MAIN BATTLE:[PG]

I put the Hyperstorm Supernova into the ocean of this world, then another world, then a third one, than the same world but in a different time line, then I shove it into a Hyperstorm Water Nova. Then I give it a box. The box is made of lies and water. Nothing is fine anymore.

14/20
15/20
+1 JOE +1 Talist
16000 damage to the Hyperstorm's dodge pool.

14/20 ligth +2 TOG +1 mirror +2 from tog last round that I missed +1 talist
13/20 shadew +2 TOG +1 mirror +2 from tog last round that I missed
+2 mirror so he can finish the charge next round. mirror, please use this +2 on your more-finished charge so you can finish in time for sure

I suppress the fires ability to harm the resident forest animals by throwing a giant potion of fire resist II at the forest, before giving the colussus some milk so my action doesn't function as a counter, rather just being a nice act that I might call back to eventually.

oh and I join the godmodder in the courthouse, countering TBK's evidence with a recording of the godmodders offhand comment that he hasn't actually Done anything yet, and noting that by the time the godmodder did anything to the AG descendant army, they had already slaughtered about... 23 security guards, at least 2 goblin orc things (which where presumably just building initially) a swordsmαn, and maybe some other things. before that, they'd been fighting: a door (really, what?), some worker mechs that saw them trashing the place in the process, and 23 security guards that just wanted us to surrender and talk it out peacefully.

I prove the last point (wanted us to surrender) with what happened when I surrendered: 2 security guards split from the group and brought me along with them... to the break room. thats right, they didn't even bring me to a prison! I, by then, had realised everyone else was in the wrong, what with their storming of private property and murder of many innocents, and decided to join the godmodders side.
anyway, while things like the C-Mech might be a bit overboard, I doubt they'd ever get used on anyone without the reality warping powers the AG's have, and this is the godmodders private property so he can do what he wants with it. I mean, he even had some defences to keep clueless people from wandering in and dying before the AG's broke those!
Ha! Exactly! Future plans aside, I hadn't actually done anything wrong by the point in time you folks came in and started busting up my home.

Looking across the battlefield with Tin-enhanced eyes, I notice the beads of perspiration which glisten on the Godmodder's forehead, as well as the sweat-soaked shirt stuck to his chest, which is perfect for next attack. Focusing for a moment, I conjure up thousands of small spheres of liquid metal in front of me, keeping them in place with Descendancy before Pushing them towards the Godmodder with Allomancy at an incredible speed.
NaK!
NaK!
NaK!
NaK!
NaK!
Naturally, The Godmodder attempts to dodge the storm of droplets, and many of them miss, hitting the sand dunes around the Godmodder. However, some globs still make their way onto the Godmodder, and immediately catch fire, reacting with the water in his sweat. While he is caught off guard by this sudden development, I Pull on the metal that didn't hit the Godmodder, which has started to pool together on the dunes, creating a mercurial wave of liquid awesomeness, which crashes into the Godmodder, engulfing, enveloping him in the power of science. If he wasn't sweating before, he should be now, with the metal and desert heat all around him, like a blanket.

Sodium-Potassium Alloy: something that is a very real thing. Liquid at room temperature, it's lighter than water, and reacts with it too. I thought about using Mercury, but I wouldn't have been able to Push that far if I did.

09/20 CHARGE SLOT 1 (+2 from Emerald_Mann, +1 from Redstone)
08/20 CHARGE SLOT 2
The Godmodder is now on fire.
Does being on fire count as contempt of court? I don't think I did it on purpose.

King of Roads: 15/20
An Upgrade: 2/20
+2 @DCCCV

Enerald scans the Blightsteel Colossus with the Scouter he hasn't used in forever, and nods to himself.

Emerald cricks his neck "Ow"
Then he hits the Blightsteel Colossus. With, guess what? Cuendillar. A sword out of it, specifically.

Blightsteel colossus: A massive construct made out of a corrupted version of darksteel. Virtually indestructible, and capable of withering away whatever it touches, reducing the target's power and life force with every strike.
You hit the blightsteel colossus with an invincible sword. You deal 12000 damage.

Well, I want to make this post if nothing else.

Pepsiman does a divine smite upwards. Then, he gives his final can of Pepsi to the one who needs it most, the Godmodder. Clearly, all we need to end this conflict is just a nice, cool, refreshing can of Pepsi.

+1 to Mirror/Joe
The Godmodder sighs sadly as pepsiman looks around, even with his divine power he cannot break the almighty laws of the courtroom. But pepsiman passes the Godmodder a cool refreshing can of pepsi anyways.

I Scan the Blightsteel Colossus, then try to hijack one of the Darksteel Jeeps. When that fails, I attempt to put an AM Breacher Round into the Jeep's AM Radio, causing a feedback loop and devastating damage.

15/20 Mysterious Artifact
11/20 Beacon?
+2 @I just write
*TACTICAL DATA LOST*
  • Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP). Currently equipped to Tracer.
  • Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user. Stolen by Godmodder.
  • Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
    • AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
    • Knockback Shots: Specialized rounds that apply huge concussive knockback to the target, but no damage.
    • Healing Burst Shots: Specialized rounds that heal instead of harming the target, essentially firing a healing spell instead of a bullet.
  • Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
    • Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
    • True-Sight Module: Counters hostile stealth and illusions through a variety of methods, helping to discover hidden enemies or hidden enemy abilities. Buffs power of Scan actions.
  • Sustain Necklace: An emergency contingency that will revive the user immediately after death. Breaks after use.
  • Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
  • Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
    • Immovable Magnet: A variant designed to briefly immobilize metal targets, burning through its stored energy in just a few seconds.
  • Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
  • Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
    • 7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
  • Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
  • Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
  • Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
15000 damage to the darksteel jeep!


#TheFallenCity​

Almost everyone is stuck in courtroom shenanigans, preventing them from acting.

BUT NOT THE ELITES! As elites they are immune to any and all stun effects, and can thus surpass the almighty power of the courtroom. The Blightsteel Colossus swings its gargantuan arm 4 times, and deals a crippling 20000 damage... to the Hyperstorm, Nuclear Explosion Elemental, Spectre Knight and the bulldozer... and to their max health! The hyperstorm has its dodge pool reduced by 20K. The Hyperstorm retaliates with a WHEN shot, sniping off the Blightsteel Colossus's armor for 3 rounds, and dealing...16000 damage. It seems the Blightsteel Colossus targets attack power as well.

The Godmodder makes a face at the Hyperstorm, triggering it's "biggest attack dodge" for the round and preventing it from dodging the Blightsteel Colossus's attack this round. He doesn't do anything else though. Until this whole "courtroom episode" is over he doesn't want to be fined for ANY amount of hit points. And he left his wallet at home so he can't pay off the fines immediately. And then the jury files in. Uh oh, it seems the jury is all pro-godmodder. That can't be good.

The courtroom sidles forward 5% distance. More desert.

Everything ticks up/down. Pepsiman tires of these aimless shenanigans and ascends into the night sky. The bulldozer suddenly coughs up blood and keels over, having died from radiation poisoning.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Defeat the Blightsteel Colossus.
Keep the Supernova alive!
Kill the bombbot core without activating the boombot's retaliatory abilities!
Win the courtroom episode!
Kill the assorted PG entities.


Distance: 35%​

Main Battlefield:
Terrain: Desert Sands (no effect)
Field effect: Courtroom (all standard entities are unable to act in the EoTB)

Entity Advantage: [AG]

The Godmodder [PG]: Hp: 85/100. Swordchucks Round 2 [A] Oilstone [A] Electrostaff [A] Lúin [A] Ides [A] Disease By Vaccine [A].
Blightsteel Colossus [PG][Elite]: Hp: 567,000/600,000. 5 AC (-5 AC: 3 rounds)
Darksteel Golems x5 [PG]: Hp: 40,000/40,000. 5 AC
Darksteel Jeep [PG]: Hp: 70,000/100,000. 5 AC
Boombot drones x41,000 [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 1/1. 3/8 Critical Existence Failure.
Boombot drones x10,000 [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 1/1. 3/8 Critical Existence Failure. bodyguarding boombot core.
Bomb-bot [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 15,000/50,000. Explosion: 3/3.
Boombot Core I [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 79,000/100,000. Comically Large Bomb(bot) 3/3. Boombot BoomBox 5/5. Bot Core II 7/9.
Bibi Bunlover [PG - JOEbob]: Buns: 1
Mr Entity Advantage [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 15,000/55,000. 2/2 Do something.
Medic [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 5,000/40,000. More daka 5/5.
The Jury x12 [PG]: Hp: 20,000/20,000.
TOG II* [N - TOG]: Hp: 98,000/100,000. 1 AC. Predator Armor [A] 1/5 uses.
The Citadel [N - TOG]: Hp: 250,000/250,000. bodyguarding TOGII*.
ExistenceSuccess [N - Player]: Hp: 20/20. Cryptographic Sequencer [A] 3/5 uses.
Hyperstorm Supernova [AG - crusher][Elite]: Hp: 193,000/200,000. Dodge pool: 30,000/30,000. Weath Overload: 2/3. Bombs built: 30K/90K.
Nuclear Explosion Elemental [AG - I Just Write, Blue Knight, EternalStruggle]: Hp: 42,000/180,000
Daemonette [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 33,000/66,000. 25% dodge. Plot Armor.
Spectre Knight [AG - enerald_,mann]: Hp: 106,000/280,000. Rapid Basic Attack: 3/3. Darkness: 65/100..
Airbase 3 [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 50,000/80,000. 20000 regen. Drones x6: HP: 10,000/10,000.
Krork Behemoth [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 35,000/70,000. 8 AC
O-MECH [AG - enerald_,mann]: Hp: 28,000/100,000.
Ever Expanding Fish [AG - TheBiggerFish]: Hp: 29,500/102,500. 2500 regen
Medical Department [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 100,000/105,000.
Flying Fortress [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 74,500/200,000. Reactivate Systems: 6/6.
Tracer [AG - Crusher]: Hp: 25,000/25,000. Pulse Bomb 3/3. 50% dodge. Juggernaut armor [A] 6/8 HP. 4/4 Shields
Dragonborn [AG - redstonetam]: Hp: 80,00/80,000. Damage: 66,000/200,000
Ebony Guards x2 [AG - DCCCV]: Hp: 15,000/50,000. Miasmic Enterprises: 3/3.
Egg Fleet Flagship [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 165,000/175,000. Send In The Next Wave 3/3. Comes Crashing Down: 4/5.
Egg Fleet Battleship x3 [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 27,000/30,000
Mrs. Borovic [AG]: Cats: 1
Cuphead [AG - plague]: Hp: 100,000/100,000.
Repair Portal [AG - eternalstruggle]: Hp: 40,000/40,000
Pixel Swarm [AG - DCCCV]: Hp: 64,000/64,000.
CV-309 Drake [AG - I Just Write]: Hp: 70,000/70,000 Main Battery: 50,000/50,000. Engines x2: 10,000/10,000. 10000 regen.

The Fallen City (sidequest)
Kingbun copy [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 10,000/10,000. 90% dodge.

Dragon Core: owner: eternalstruggle. 2 uses left.
Stoneskin Hide: owner: DCCCV. 6/6 Ready.
Nuclear Core: owner: I Just Write. 1 use left.

[AG]
Hezetor. 3 posts
Gutza1. 3 posts
Chimera: 3 posts
Eternal Struggle:
DCCCV
I just write. 4 round cooldown.
redstonetam15
Twinbuilder: 3 posts
Enerald_Mann
Randomname: 3 posts
CrownlessKing: 1 post
ArcticArchiver: 3 posts
helldivercommand: 3 posts
variant:
KuraHyena: 2 posts
Moniker
Tam Lin: 3 posts
rougesteelprojec: 3 posts
crusher48
lytea: 1 post
The Blue Knight
Jaquecrissont
plague126
TheBiggerFish:

[N]
existence success
W32Coravint: 1 post
tricklejest: 1 post
heirolight: 3 posts
Darkside: 3 posts
TOG: Drizzle
fakerssundery: 2 posts
The Stranger: 1 post
MooGoesCow21

[PG]
JOEbob
MrMirrorMan
Talist
 
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15/20 ligth
14/20 shadew
+2 mirror justincase
wait, so can we still preform normal battlefield actions, or are those on hold too?
if they are on hold, I walk up to a random godmodder-opposing member of the courtroom, and start a conversation, over which I use less-known logical falacys to convince them that the godmodder is in the right, and should even be given some compensation from the AG forces.
if they are not on hole, I summon Dr. Boom and use his ability to create 2 1/1 boom bots. this repeats for a while until I've made thousands of them, woo! he then dies when 7 of the boom bots attack him at once.
( )
SIDEQUEST: you must have missed it. I asked if the gamemasters description muscles where feeling ok, and if the answer was yes, proceeded to look around again.
 
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As all standard Entities, none of the usual forces are at all able to act. Instead, they all sit down on the benches in silence, being total attention to the proceedings and are completely unable to act. They're practically in stasis.

Of course, that just meant others would have to take their place. A Terror Ship warped in overhead, pulse of gravitation signalling its exit from Subspace. The four kilometer long craft stood as an untouched leviathan amidst the descending small craft, rendering even Imperial Star Destroyers ordinary with its bulk. From open hanger bays countless fighters descended, amidst them a transport craft. The Godmodder's defense forces were set upon by the Graviton Imploders of Fighter-Bombers and Interceptors, while their own heavily armored hull, with no fuel storage or transmission required, weathered blows that might destroy lesser aircraft.

A corridor was quickly established for the transport to descend through, a bulky and brute craft that screamed through the air on raw engine power instead of any notion of aerodynamics. It set down outside the coutroom and opened its doors, with a procession of armored Krork marching down the ramp, behind all the rest a Negotiator, clad in robes and wielding a great adamantium rod of office, capped with an iron skull.

The Negotiator marched confidently right over to the center of the courtoom, and the massive creature looked down at the Godmodder.
Before any of these proceedings begin the Godmodder plays his first trump card:
Where, exactly, do you get the authority to try me under these charges? This planet is MY sovereign ground, and the laws and rules therein are dictated by ME. That's how a dictatorship works.
In fact, I ought to be suing you for contempt of personal property, assault and battery, theft, destruction of personal property, murder, manslaughter, and so on.

Everything suddenly hangs in the balance, you can feel the court's stability wavering. If you haven't got a good enough retort you might just find yourselves on the receiving end of the judiciary beatdown!
General Action: Apex Attorney: Plasma for All

"It is our authority. This planet is no more your sovereign ground than any of ours are back home. First of all, you are not recognized by any other government, meaning that although you can make laws as much as you want, they are about as legally binding as the ravings of a cultist git. This does mean you aren't a party to any international agreements, but there is one key fact that ruins your entire idea that this means you can't be prosecuted."

A Krork stepped forward, taking out a large roll of parchment and spreading it out on the evidence table. It was a map, an ancient map clearly indicating that this territory belonged to the Krork, as recognized by all legal governments of the time (which happened to comprise solely of them and the knife-ears. A note was in the bottom right corner referencing a secondary Eldar map that also indicated the territory belonged to the greenskins). "Now, as you can see this planet has always belonged to us, for sixty million years. Although there was a technical gap between the previous Krork empire and the current one, that may have lasted almost all of those sixty million years, legally speaking we are the recognized and true successor of the previous War. Nobody anywhere disputes this, among the entire Void. We asked on the Voidic Internet, I expected at least one dissenter really. But none came forward. Either way, despite a change in leadership, this is still our planet, since no governments since have ever disputed our claim. That may be because they didn't know we were here first, but that means nothing. You do not own this planet, you are merely occupying it, and we are only here to enforce our ancient territorial claims."

A Snotling walked in through the door at this time, looking around confusedly as it was shepherded in by some Krork, improvised farming tool resting on its shoulder. "As you can see! A native remains. A spore network is dormant underground, recently thrown back up with the death of the previous Krork Behemoth in the castle. The laser that killed i destroyed the floor, revealing the soil underneath, and upon death the Behemoth released a veritable cloud of spores, spores that where boosted by the psychic War Field and soon grew a Snotling between then and now! A sentient being, combined with a network of such underground, not evolving for sixty million years due to being in a different universe but ours and here all the same. The true owners of this planet, suffering under your cruel occupation!"

The Negotiator makes a grand sweeping gesture with his stave, encompassing the entire room. "Your entirely unrecognized government, by which I mean glorified salvage team, has no say in how this planet is run beyond force of arms! And those do not make the law. We, the legal and rightful owners of this world, are the ones that get the say in things right about now."

He paused. "Technically, we don't recognize any modern international treaties either, or have a coherent system of law that a non-Krork would understand or abide by, but as it's our planet we can do what we want. And I, as the representative of the War... say that what we want is for the Technocratic legal system to apply during this process, as they are the party in current space with the most relevant force commitment and international backing, so we shall use their code of law as a stand in for an international system. The trial may continue!"

He paused a second time before adding a final point. "Oh yes, add 'unwanted occupation of foreign world, violating their territorial rights' to the list of charges, in case that wasn't obvious. Or 'invasion without casus belli', that works too."
Charges:
So It Comes Down To This: 13/20.
You'll Regret This: 4/20.

+1 @The Blue Knight
+1 @I just write
 
General Action: Establishing Legitimacy

Where, exactly, do you get the authority to try me under these charges? This planet is MY sovereign ground, and the laws and rules therein are dictated by ME. That's how a dictatorship works.
In fact, I ought to be suing you for contempt of personal property, assault and battery, theft, destruction of personal property, murder, manslaughter, and so on.
To this, I nod, before saying "As you yourself said, you are a Dictator, which nullifies any legitimacy your government or laws have in this court. As per Technocracy law, and the laws of the other fifteen signatory states Multiversal Public Accountability Treaty, governments in which the leadership cannot be reliably penalized for abusing its power are not legitimate. Therefore, you have just opened up an entire new charge that can be pressed against you; namely rulership without public accountability."

"To elaborate, public accountability in this context does not necessarily mean democracy, though that is one of the ways that it can manifest. In the case of the Technocracy, a corrupt leader can be tried and sentenced just as any other individual, thus fulfilling the accountability reqirement. In another signatory state, leaders can be democratically removed, even if the way they attain leadership positions isn't democratic in the slightest. Your regime, at the time this trial began, had none of these elements, and adding them during the trial as a way to attain legitimacy is covered under the conditions of the treaty as not being recognized."

Pulling out a copy of the treaty in question for everyone else to read, I then continue, saying "Thus, as a legally appointed representative of the Technocracy of Skal Hur's Departments of Justice, Military, and Foreign Affairs, I am legally empowered to direct these court proceedings."
He paused. "Technically, we don't recognize any modern international treaties either, or have a coherent system of law that a non-Krork would understand or abide by, but as it's our planet we can do what we want. And I, as the representative of the War... say that what we want is for the Technocratic legal system to apply during this process, as they are the party in current space with the most relevant force commitment and international backing, so we shall use their code of law as a stand in for an international system. The trial may continue!"
I reply to the Krork "Thank you for clarifying that this is the case."

I thus continue, noting "So, now that the legitimacy of these court proceedings has been established, I do believe that these proceedings can continue."

Charges
Army (20/20)(FIRING!)
Healer (4/20)
Killsat (1/20){new!}
+1 @EternalStruggle
+1 @The Blue Knight

Army: Technocratic Invasion Forces
At the back of the courtroom, a group of heavily-armed cyborgs and military vehicles begins filtering in, taking a seat in the stands off to the side. They aren't doing very much yet, as that would invalidate the court proceedings, but there is a distinct sense that they could spring into action at any moment.
Technocratic Invasion Forces
-This is a Horde Entity, though the exact strength and numbers of its membership have been left deliberately vague.
-Every round at the start of the EoTB, this Entity gains 20,000 HP, capped at twice this Entity's initial strength.
-This Entity has attack power equal to a fifth of its current health.
-Anything this Entity attacks takes 10% more damage from all sources for one turn.
 
High Alert: The Blightsteel Colossus has an attack that appears to be crippling the Supernova's movement capabilities. Avoid incoming fire at all costs.

Wait. So your defensive countermeasures against EXACTLY THIS failed again?

Sorry about that. Time to fix it.

Screw that. I'm killing this bastard, right now.

Problem: Right now we have a court situation again. I would recommend not trying to blow up the courtroom.

Well tell that to the colossus over there.

Or you could fall back for repairs.

You know what, this thing isn't handling right anyways, I think I need to get it fixed before I can blow the Blightsteel Bastard's face off.

Also, Darius, get out, and represent us in the courtroom.

Right, I always get stuck with the boring part.


After Darius ejects and enters the courtroom, I take the opportunity to quickly figure out what happened to the Supernova. The only thing delayiig the Blightsteel Colossus is that the Supernova flew a few kilometers away from the Colossus before setting down, which should buy a few minutes at most.

Wait, I might be able to stall for you in court.

Even so, the faster this gets done, the better. I analyze the systems, looking for where the loss in power is coming from. My initial examination shows that power output has dropped to 60% of normal, but gives no explanation as to why or how.

So that rules out something simple like one of the reactors failing. I wouldn't exactly be able to replace a failed reactor anyways, at least not without a few hours of construction time.

Next, I take a look over the outer hull. The Supernova's arcane repair functionality was disabled by an unidentified anomaly as it entered the battle, but it shouldn't exactly be the cause of this situation.

A small scratch on the outer hull might be the cause, however. Annabelle, I thought you dodged everything aimed at you!

The scratch doesn't appear to do much structural damage to the Supernova, but the web of black cracks slowly radiating out from it might be a problem.

Did the corruption impact the extradimensional space where most of the Hyperstorm's equipment and capabilities are stored? I analyze the black cracks, take a note of their structure and attributes, and scan for anything with similar properties in the extradimensional space. Nothing. So the corruption is limited to the surface structure of the Supernova, but yet it is still impacting its capabilities.

Given that it is limited to surface-level damage, I attempt to remove the corrupted sections entirely from the ship. After about a minute of detail work, I manage to remove all of the black spread and replace it with new armor, but it still retains the loss in performance.

Wait a minute. If I remember correctly, the Aetheric Particle Accelerator that was used to create this was the property of JOEbob, a master of throwing completely abstract things like numbers out as dangerous threats. Odds are, this is an attack on an abstract level that I cannot understand, aka an anomalous attack.

Now, a common strategy is to counteract anomalies with a Scranton Reality Anchor, blocking out anything not in the mundane. However, though this would counter the draining, it would also disrupt the ship's systems. Though the base Hyperstorm hull falls inside the constraints of the Scranton Reality Anchor, the Supernova has been augmented to the point where exposing it to an SRA would have... unpredictable effects.

As a random hunch, I try a stupid idea.

Annabelle, die and respawn please.

Whatever.

Annabelle proceeds to commit suicide (don't ask me how). Now normally, Lorso would instantly resurrect her, but since she's still taking a nap, Annabelle instead respawns about thirty seconds later.

That was probably the most interesting thing I've done today. I really hope it fixed the issue.

Naturally, it doesn't fix the issue. But it did keep her off the ship for long enough to allow me to restart the Supernova itself, which also produced the same result of no change The whole advice of "restart your [thing that isn't working]" doesn't work 90% of the time.

However, just as I'm about to lose all hope of finding a solution, I figure out something. If this is based off of a heavily modified deployment of JOE's equipment, I should be able to use some other reverse-engineered equipment related to him to reverse the effects. The thing that comes to mind immediately is my minus sign. Created in an effort to control JOE's number that had stolen my Juggernaut Armor (very long story), it had the theoretical potential to invert a numerical attribute. If I could apply it to the debuff on the Supernova, it could not just remove it, but theoretically turn it into a buff, overcharging the ship's systems to evade even more incoming fire. The only problem is that last time, it didn't actually work, like at all.

Still, it's the best lead I have, so I return to my base and fabricate another Mystery Minus Sign.

But maybe that was because I wasn't taking the operation meta enough. I quickly pull up a computer on board the Hyperstorm, and run a comparison between the expected engine output and the actual engine output. After messing around with the numbers, I end up with a number: -20000, some arbitrary difference between actual and intended engine power. Now, I don't know exactly what that number means, but I somehow just know that its an important number related to this drain in systems power.

Now, I have the target that I need to modify. Unfortunately, I only have a minus sign, and --20000 is a syntax error. But a plus sign is just a minus sign impaled by another minus sign, so I impale the minus sign with another minus sign to change the number to +20000. At that point, the Supernova becomes overwhelmed by anomalous effects of various sorts, some of which I can't even recall properly. At the end of it, the ship returns to normal, with the engine power at worst restored to normal and at best put into overdrive. However, I get the strange feeling that trying to check on the craft's power supply again will result in the whole mess falling apart again.

*****Meanwhile, In Court*****

Now that the orbital defenses have been breached, Wormhole is able to have a field day. For the past few minutes, he's been busy removing everything vaguely interesting and unattended from the field. His underlings can probably figure out what useful things he gets out of this, but even one piece of technology from this battle would give him quite a bit of power at the negotiating table.

Now, the Godmodder might be able to stop him, once he finishes the courtroom session. Right now, him doing something would invoke contempt of court and force him to pay fines So by that logic, if he distracts him and stalls out the court case with antics, he gets more time to loot everything. His tiny observation portal in the roof of the courtroom feeds all of the information to him, and he notes that the Godmodder is currently winning the court case.

For this round of courtroom antics, he opens portals to space in the middle of the courtroom every time the Godmodder starts talking, and then closes the portal as soon as the Godmodder stops talking. Because a portal to space sucks all of the air out and is REALLY LOUD, the Godmodder shouldn't be able to get a word in edgewise. This might even give his foes an edge in the court case, preventing him from just closing it near-instsantly and making it drag out over days or weeks.

He barely considered the fact that the Godmodder might fine him for contempt.

16/20 Mysterious Artifact
12/20 Beacon?
+2 @I just write
*TACTICAL DATA LOST*
  • Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP). Currently equipped to Tracer.
  • Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user. Stolen by Godmodder.
  • Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
    • AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
    • Knockback Shots: Specialized rounds that apply huge concussive knockback to the target, but no damage.
    • Healing Burst Shots: Specialized rounds that heal instead of harming the target, essentially firing a healing spell instead of a bullet.
  • Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
    • Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
    • True-Sight Module: Counters hostile stealth and illusions through a variety of methods, helping to discover hidden enemies or hidden enemy abilities. Buffs power of Scan actions.
  • Mystery Minus Sign: A minus sign that may or may not invert a numerical attribute. But it probably will explode into a paradox or syntax error and not do what is necessary.
  • Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
  • Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
    • Immovable Magnet: A variant designed to briefly immobilize metal targets, burning through its stored energy in just a few seconds.
  • Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
  • Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
    • 7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
  • Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
  • Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
  • Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
 
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King of Roads: 16/20
An Upgrade: 3/20
+2 @I just write

Emerald sues the Blightsteel Colossus for lowering Spectre Knight's HP from a clean 300K to a weird 280K. That is a totally legitimate thing to sue someone for
 
15/20 Plague
6/20 HAMR Time

+1 to @plague126 and @DCCCV (Tag me if you give me +1s.)

Redstone joins the court episode.
Well I believe that you are guilty. All we did was break a door and then there you were and then you tried to kill us!
You also summoned ridiculously OP entities for us to die to, including the huge thingy right now and you stole our stuff. You stole my axe, man! Who steals an AXE from a dead body? That's just mean!
 
I switch my cloak out for a black suit and rust-red as I join the prosecution. With a calm but steely tone of voice, I whisper to the AGs, "Guys, listen to me. Stars above, what do you think you're doing? We should've figured out what to charge him with first before getting started. Plus, where is the Judge?"
When the judge arrives, I turn to the Godmodder and I address him directly, making my case against him.
"I apologize for my teammates' behaviour on their behalf. That being said however, I have found that you have violated a number of Voidic Sapient Rights."

Particular Rights broken include, the persecution of a minority group, the so-called "Descended", as well as restricting their right to bear arms by creating the obelisks which have lessened their reality-warping powers across the universe. Even if you were not the person to have created these obelisks, you, a person with the means to destroy these obelisks, and with the full knowledge of what they do, have not done any such actions, which makes you an accessory to the person who did create them. It is well-within my rights to carry out a class-action suit on behalf of all Descended throughout the multiverse.

"You should be well aware that Voidic Sapient Rights are recognized by the entirety of the Grand Union of High Lords, a group of over 2 nonillion sentient universes, of which your universe, 3as6an, is currently an aspect of participating member io36dsa9."
 
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8/20. Colorado
2/20. Sitcom
+2 @TOG: Drizzle
I call in Phoenix Wright to help us win the court case.
I also proceed to beat the everloving GORILLA out of the Boombot Core since it can take retaliate during the courtroom episode.
 
"Oh yes." The Negotiator said. "In addition, the previous Behemoth was killed while we were still investigating this place by a laser you sent at him without much in the way of due cause, so even if you successfully argue the other Anti-Godmodder League casualties were wartime deaths instead of deaths caused by illegitimate insurrectionist action, that one definitely counts as murder of a law enforcement officer, since he was here to enforce the law of our territorial claims. Add that one to the list of charges."

He also gestured to his escort, and then towards the still active and attacking Blightsteel Colossus. "Also, get that thing out of our coutroom." The Krork obliged, the massive Soldiers turning and firing their heavy plasma guns nonstop, round after round smashing into the plate with the fury of a star, while yet more hulking Irondrakes fires advanced gravity weapons that caused the thing's plating to crumple and shatter. A pair of Slayers charged up to its legs, wielding gunlances and other such bizarre combination weapons that allowed them to both fire on approach and viciously attack in melee, tearing chunks of Blightsteel out with their righteous fury. Overall, significant damage had been dealt to the Colossus, although the mighty Elite seemed for now unfazed by the assault.
Charges:
So It Comes Down To This: 15/20.
You'll Regret This: 5/20.

+1 @The Blue Knight
+1 @I just write
 
Update 58.5: Courtdop 1
COURTDOP
SIDEQUEST: you must have missed it. I asked if the gamemasters description muscles where feeling ok, and if the answer was yes, proceeded to look around again.
You look around from your perch atop the tallest tower. More towers loom in the distance, towering skyscrapers of a once great city. The statues you saw before seem to be at the center of a large cemetary. A VERY large cemetary. Off in the distance you can see smoke rising from the battlefield, fire and explosions.
Additionally, you can see smoke rising from a factory of some kind, and machines and vehicles are flying out of it. Looks like an armory of some kind.
Finally, there appears to be a more ornate building not too far away, you're not sure what it is, but it looks like it's been looted.

"It is our authority. This planet is no more your sovereign ground than any of ours are back home. First of all, you are not recognized by any other government, meaning that although you can make laws as much as you want, they are about as legally binding as the ravings of a cultist git. This does mean you aren't a party to any international agreements, but there is one key fact that ruins your entire idea that this means you can't be prosecuted."

A Krork stepped forward, taking out a large roll of parchment and spreading it out on the evidence table. It was a map, an ancient map clearly indicating that this territory belonged to the Krork, as recognized by all legal governments of the time (which happened to comprise solely of them and the knife-ears. A note was in the bottom right corner referencing a secondary Eldar map that also indicated the territory belonged to the greenskins). "Now, as you can see this planet has always belonged to us, for sixty million years. Although there was a technical gap between the previous Krork empire and the current one, that may have lasted almost all of those sixty million years, legally speaking we are the recognized and true successor of the previous War. Nobody anywhere disputes this, among the entire Void. We asked on the Voidic Internet, I expected at least one dissenter really. But none came forward. Either way, despite a change in leadership, this is still our planet, since no governments since have ever disputed our claim. That may be because they didn't know we were here first, but that means nothing. You do not own this planet, you are merely occupying it, and we are only here to enforce our ancient territorial claims."

A Snotling walked in through the door at this time, looking around confusedly as it was shepherded in by some Krork, improvised farming tool resting on its shoulder. "As you can see! A native remains. A spore network is dormant underground, recently thrown back up with the death of the previous Krork Behemoth in the castle. The laser that killed i destroyed the floor, revealing the soil underneath, and upon death the Behemoth released a veritable cloud of spores, spores that where boosted by the psychic War Field and soon grew a Snotling between then and now! A sentient being, combined with a network of such underground, not evolving for sixty million years due to being in a different universe but ours and here all the same. The true owners of this planet, suffering under your cruel occupation!"

The Negotiator makes a grand sweeping gesture with his stave, encompassing the entire room. "Your entirely unrecognized government, by which I mean glorified salvage team, has no say in how this planet is run beyond force of arms! And those do not make the law. We, the legal and rightful owners of this world, are the ones that get the say in things right about now."

He paused. "Technically, we don't recognize any modern international treaties either, or have a coherent system of law that a non-Krork would understand or abide by, but as it's our planet we can do what we want. And I, as the representative of the War... say that what we want is for the Technocratic legal system to apply during this process, as they are the party in current space with the most relevant force commitment and international backing, so we shall use their code of law as a stand in for an international system. The trial may continue!"

He paused a second time before adding a final point. "Oh yes, add 'unwanted occupation of foreign world, violating their territorial rights' to the list of charges, in case that wasn't obvious. Or 'invasion without casus belli', that works too."


Charges:
So It Comes Down To This: 13/20.
You'll Regret This: 4/20.

+1 @The Blue Knight
+1 @I just write
At the start of your rant, the Godmodder's jaw drops as the courtroom majjycks kick in, solidifying that he is, in fact, the one being prosecuted.
You mean I'm only being sued because I didn't announce my voidic presence SOONER?! [long string of epithets here]
The Godmodder however is extremely unimpressed with the map, and casts a truth-finding spell, the map crumbles, and burns under the light.
Look buddy, if you're going to lay claim to my planet you've gotta at least do it with an empire that's from the same universe as this one.
Oh wait. There aren't any.


General Action: Establishing Legitimacy


To this, I nod, before saying "As you yourself said, you are a Dictator, which nullifies any legitimacy your government or laws have in this court. As per Technocracy law, and the laws of the other fifteen signatory states Multiversal Public Accountability Treaty, governments in which the leadership cannot be reliably penalized for abusing its power are not legitimate. Therefore, you have just opened up an entire new charge that can be pressed against you; namely rulership without public accountability."

"To elaborate, public accountability in this context does not necessarily mean democracy, though that is one of the ways that it can manifest. In the case of the Technocracy, a corrupt leader can be tried and sentenced just as any other individual, thus fulfilling the accountability reqirement. In another signatory state, leaders can be democratically removed, even if the way they attain leadership positions isn't democratic in the slightest. Your regime, at the time this trial began, had none of these elements, and adding them during the trial as a way to attain legitimacy is covered under the conditions of the treaty as not being recognized."

Pulling out a copy of the treaty in question for everyone else to read, I then continue, saying "Thus, as a legally appointed representative of the Technocracy of Skal Hur's Departments of Justice, Military, and Foreign Affairs, I am legally empowered to direct these court proceedings."

I reply to the Krork "Thank you for clarifying that this is the case."

I thus continue, noting "So, now that the legitimacy of these court proceedings has been established, I do believe that these proceedings can continue."

Charges
Army (20/20)(FIRING!)
Healer (4/20)
Killsat (1/20){new!}
+1 @EternalStruggle
+1 @The Blue Knight

Army: Technocratic Invasion Forces
At the back of the courtroom, a group of heavily-armed cyborgs and military vehicles begins filtering in, taking a seat in the stands off to the side. They aren't doing very much yet, as that would invalidate the court proceedings, but there is a distinct sense that they could spring into action at any moment.
Technocratic Invasion Forces
-This is a Horde Entity, though the exact strength and numbers of its membership have been left deliberately vague.
-Every round at the start of the EoTB, this Entity gains 20,000 HP, capped at twice this Entity's initial strength.
-This Entity has attack power equal to a fifth of its current health.
-Anything this Entity attacks takes 10% more damage from all sources for one turn.
The Godmodder grunts and sits down in his seat.
I just hope you realize that beyond the immediate ramifications of this trial, none of your talk of "deposing tyrants" is gonna stick.

Now that the orbital defenses have been breached, Wormhole is able to have a field day. For the past few minutes, he's been busy removing everything vaguely interesting and unattended from the field. His underlings can probably figure out what useful things he gets out of this, but even one piece of technology from this battle would give him quite a bit of power at the negotiating table.

Now, the Godmodder might be able to stop him, once he finishes the courtroom session. Right now, him doing something would invoke contempt of court and force him to pay fines So by that logic, if he distracts him and stalls out the court case with antics, he gets more time to loot everything. His tiny observation portal in the roof of the courtroom feeds all of the information to him, and he notes that the Godmodder is currently winning the court case.

For this round of courtroom antics, he opens portals to space in the middle of the courtroom every time the Godmodder starts talking, and then closes the portal as soon as the Godmodder stops talking. Because a portal to space sucks all of the air out and is REALLY LOUD, the Godmodder shouldn't be able to get a word in edgewise. This might even give his foes an edge in the court case, preventing him from just closing it near-instsantly and making it drag out over days or weeks.
The Godmodder is, unfortunately through the use of Godmodding, able to speak up over the din.
He finally gets tired of it and slaps a note on the next wormhole to open labeled "CONTEMPT OF COURT"
Somewhere else, there is a loud explosion as Wormhole is violently fined 20 player hitpoints.

15/20 Plague
6/20 HAMR Time

+1 to @plague126 and @DCCCV (Tag me if you give me +1s.)

Redstone joins the court episode.
Well I believe that you are guilty. All we did was break a door and then there you were and then you tried to kill us!
You also summoned ridiculously OP entities for us to die to, including the huge thingy right now and you stole our stuff. You stole my axe, man! Who steals an AXE from a dead body? That's just mean!
EXCUSE ME? You killed off an entire team of security guards before I even knew you were here!
And I'd like to point out that every single one of the "ridiculously OP entities" so far has died a horrible murder death to YOU FREAKS.

I... have no rebuttal on the theft charges though, I'm going to need to call in my defense attorney.
Or, defense attorneyS.

The Godmodder points to JOEbob, Mirror and talist, who find themselves wearing snazzy defense attorney outfits and join him in the middle.

I switch my cloak out for a black suit and rust-red as I join the prosecution. With a calm but steely tone of voice, I whisper to the AGs, "Guys, listen to me. Stars above, what do you think you're doing? We should've figured out what to charge him with first before getting started. Plus, where is the Judge?"
When the judge arrives, I turn to the Godmodder and I address him directly, making my case against him.
"I apologize for my teammates' behaviour on their behalf. That being said however, I have found that you have violated a number of Voidic Sapient Rights."

Particular Rights broken include, the persecution of a minority group, the so-called "Descended", as well as restricting their right to bear arms by creating the obelisks which have lessened their reality-warping powers across the universe. Even if you were not the person to have created these obelisks, you, a person with the means to destroy these obelisks, and with the full knowledge of what they do, have not done any such actions, which makes you an accessory to the person who did create them. It is well-within my rights to carry out a class-action suit on behalf of all Descended throughout the multiverse.

"You should be well aware that Voidic Sapient Rights are recognized by the entirety of the Grand Union of High Lords, a group of over 2 nonillion sentient universes, of which your universe, 3as6an, is currently an aspect of participating member io36dsa9."
I'm calling bullGORILLA on that.
I know for a fact that Grand Union of High Lords holds only a handful of universes in its territory, any empire that gets more than a couple hundred gets wiped out or taken down internally by Agents. AND! AND! This universe was not on ANY charted maps until you punks showed up and somehow broke the obscurement Curse that was placed on it however long ago. I only found this place because I stumbled on the coordinates elsewhere and knew where to look.

Also, reality check, Descended aren't considered a minority group by ANYONE. You don't define minority groups by their innate ability to rip up empires and kingdoms on a whim.


"Oh yes." The Negotiator said. "In addition, the previous Behemoth was killed while we were still investigating this place by a laser you sent at him without much in the way of due cause, so even if you successfully argue the other Anti-Godmodder League casualties were wartime deaths instead of deaths caused by illegitimate insurrectionist action, that one definitely counts as murder of a law enforcement officer, since he was here to enforce the law of our territorial claims. Add that one to the list of charges."
You can't enforce claims on land you haven't got any right to.

The Fallen City (sidequest)
Kingbun copy [PG - JOEbob]: Hp: 10,000/10,000. 90% dodge.
 
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3 cats in a master ball, more cats and buns, some ancient weapons, Fake Religions, Ironic Personality Cults
(18 +Jo} 20/?? I hand @JOEbob a MAGIC CARD: POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO FUSE TWO MORE CHARGES. (memetic way to say I'm doing a combo charge with him this turn. this is me doing that.
(13} 13/?? ?!??!?
TOG II*: Shoot at the Bligthsteel colossus
Citadel: just kinda... roll until you're bodyguarding the Supernova.
+2 @JOEbob


>sorry
>drowning in cats

I fail to see why you've decided to apologize to me, good sir. I will keep these various pets (separated, well fed and taken care of in general, of course) for later use.


JUST1C3: I just kinda slip n' slide some probably important evidence(that seems to prove via Word of God himself that the Godmodder is in fact (to absolutely no one's surprise) a terrible person(???)) into the court record.
That happens, I guess.
 
MAIN BATTLE:[PG]

"Seeing as the Godmodder has already dealt with most of the charge's, I don't have much to say other than disproving that theft charge, but I want to be able to prove in complete certainty that even if this land was owned by another, that the Godmodder has claim to it." And with that, I begin making my case.
"I have to claim objection to the one, very important detail about this case, the one that started this case in the first place. That the godmodder, my boss, has no claim to this land. That is factually incorrect. This land is his by conquest."
"As you all know we are in a War, and what do you do in a war? You take land from your enemy. That's what you've been doing so far in this war, so why wouldn't we do the same?"
"If you want to argue that he took claim of this land from before declaring war on you and yours, well, at that you see were early infiltration attempts, to set up bases and safe areas for his men, when he did declare war for this land."
"This case is quite clear if you ask me. The godmodder isn't guilty of anything. He didn't even start this war. If you want to say that since he did, that this is his war for the planet, that he didn't send a Declaration of War to the one's controlling this planet at that time, well, he didn't plan on starting the war yet. You did, as he said. He has every right to demand that we follow his lands court of law. Also, on that charge of theft, well, as said before, this is war, and that simply was a spoil of war, without the capitalizations"
"I rest my objection for this case."

16/20 +1 from Talist
20/20+4 from JOE I provide this charge to JOE for him to use as he sees fit.
+1 JOE +1 Talist
 
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50/50 [art contest,CMechΩ, as of yet unused], Expended!
20/20 [TOG] Expended! I play the pot of greed card provided by TOG, before using the [all this b fluf]
20/20 [mirror] Expended!
Mirror tablet card mirror's charge, increasing my attack based on the power of the boom bots that accidentally got eplcoxed [how did. I'm leaving tha there- [again? how the.]] and killed Dr.boom , as they where killed by my enemy: limiting factors and problems I make for myself to make my actions more logical or longer. [such fluffy fluff.]
3 people are involved- the cap for charges not explicitly approved by piono.
total charges: 90.
charges necessary for permavulnerability: 100.
the remaining charge power flows into me. I vanish.
I land in a land of trials, trials I'd barely succeed in, if at all, without the aid of this charge. trials which give immense power on completion. trials with artifacts that each have the power of 50 descendant charge, which is why they are defended so well- I'd never have a chance to escape without dying about 7 times without these charges.
I land in the dragons maw.
they say a picture is worth a thousand words. lets see how many of those words I have time to type today. feel free to skip, I was just bored. if your unsure about what something is supposed to be, though, this might be useful.
crouching for a moment, I jump, spinning midair and sending back a bolt of energy flame, propelling me further. a pop-up flickers into existence behind me: -/- hp, ∞ of some weird fire thing, and - lv. I do not have a level, or limited health. I spin again, and send a hail of energy orbs flying upwards to curve in the air, and will slam back down on the dragon. the force of this launch pushes me down, and I conjure my blade, ripping apart another dragons wings to slow down. due to strange laws of this land, everything happens at once, and affects me, but I can't really skip ahead. its weird. regardless, I air-step to avoid being vaporized by an energy beam, an- wait, where's that energy beam coming frooooooaaaaaahhhh majorityguardmajorityguardmajorityguardmajorityguard.... whew. I land on the spines of a dragon, which bends down, and begins to spring back. using the momentum, I jump, flying through the air and conjuring the leg.blade again, using it as a hook to swing around the tail of the wounded dragon I cut once before.
aiming my swing, I dodge the dragons pained burst of flame and swing around a strangely scarred dragons horn, skates manifesting on my feet as I skid along its forehead, before sliding up another curve. I fly towards a charging dragon, and jump off the air three times in succession, going around its gaping maw and soaring down towards my prize...
a ( zips into position, blocking my advance. guess I'm going the long way...
I jump from the bracket, orienting myself horizontally, before using blink. I teleport up and continue to soar, moving downwards with gravity, and firing a massive bolt of energy downwards to deal with a possible future problem. the recoil, sadly, launches me further up... right into the path of the energy beam I'm going to deflect earlier (time iz weirdz). I proceed to use air step twice more, and fly almost directly to a dragon who begins to fire a bolt of energy. morphing my arms to blades, I send a wave of air forwards, exploding the fireball still within the drakons mouth, and stab my blade arm into the side mouth. angling the blade, I manage to turn and soar back down, leaving a thick gash in the neck of the beast, before I turn and begin to spin, mimicking sonic the hedgehog. I fall right into a bolt of energy from one monster, bouncing into another, and then a third, before my trajectory sends my away and towards the inconvenient (•). I teleport multiple times and tear my enemy to shreds, before falling down and away from it, and sending two waves of air into a strange eye being, propelling me back into a smaller eye. the smaller eye shields itself, and I jump off, beginning to roll once more, and bounce off three more eye minions, killing each. I exit the ball form, and lift my now-normal hand, sword within and charged with energy, I spin, somersaulting once and letting lost the energy. a wyrm's attack is countered, and I, propelled up. I conjure a short path on which to run,sprinting up, across the loop, and jumping. 3 minor air steps later, I reach the first part of my prize: I gain have a mere 20 HP as opposed to my prior invulnerability, though my level remains null, my energy, infinite, and the new tab is too glitched to access. I stop midair, and fall, into a rift.
(total words: about 600-650. guess a picture really is a thousand words (since I could go into more detail if I wanted)

the image is upsidedown, apologies. I'll try to fix that.
I fall into the rift, and into the second trial. looks like I'm underwate-
wait, there's another contestant here. looks like all he's got is a sword and a surfboard, better not get near him, but he might be a problem. a few moments pass, I throw a chunk of crystal into the air, and miss.
swimming around some more, I fire a beam of energy at contestant 2, man of blade shades, use a... thing? with ice skates on the bottom? sort of a sled? on a sea serpents back to guide the recoil, jumping off it and letting it fall before spinning, causing a whirlpool. the shades guy avoids all damage and problems, before running on water to get to shore.
meanwhile, I get grabbed by a tentacle and dodge a few energy bullets from defences, free myself, and just barely manage to get to land before starting to drown.
meanwhile, shades guy dropped his sword, so he swings up to the roof, and grabs it...
before the crystal from before bonks him on the head, knocks him down, and causes his shades to fall off.
as I ascend the steps, the shades teeter on the edge of the hole.
as I turn and block a beam of energy, it falls, and gets hit by an arrow, keeping it from falling into a flaming mouth thing, before landing on another arrow embedded in the wall and staying for a while. as it begins to fall from that arrow, I jump back, out of the energy beams path, and see it falling, past a storm of bolts from turrets on the walls, right towards my prize! panicked, I fire a beam of energy at the wall, causing an explosion and knocking the shades out of the way, just barely. breathing a sigh of relief, I claim my prize.
and that, dear readers, is how I nearly lost 90 charges to a pair of sunglasses.

the pop-up appears again, and the new tab is now accessible. future personal upgrades are now hypothetically possible, yippee!
18/20 ligth +1 mirror +1 tog
18/20 shadew +3 TOG
+2 TOG
now for a normal post!
general action: if not needed for the the above charge, I heal up da bomb bot man, otherwise help my above charge w/ this.
courtroom action: warning, I had a lot to say, so this is pretty long. somehow, I ended up with about a thousand words just by arguing. sorry about you having to read so much
I continue on the counterarguments, intending to prove that regardless of the accuracy of mirror's arguments, the godmodder's still legally fine.
I ask the kork people a series of questions.
first, did a specific kork own the land, or was it korkkind?
if it was a specific kork, do you still have their will?
if yes, did their will say who they left it to [continue until modern times, it connects to the current government, or the answer is no]
if the answer is no: when someone dies while owning stuff from, say, canada, without a will, the government of the place, say, canada, gets much of their will. as such, the government of the planet owns the planet. who is the current government of This planet? the godmodder, of course, as he was doing the most stuff. if you go to a place, then leave it alone and don't leave it to anyone in your will, it isn't yours anymore, especially after generations and a total recreation of your civilization. haven't you heard of squatters rights?
if it was kork-kind, then I argue that the total recreation of their civalization combined with them not having been there for generations lets the godmodder declare squatters rights, since he's been here uninterrupted for probably a few years.
if the above arguments are invalid, I merely note the squatters rights bit, and note to the technocracy's argument that this area is not in their authority, proving it by noting what the laws are in my home universe (which I have total control over):
"when someone was once in a place, and left over 4 years ago, any new person or group who shows up and is stronger then then a 100% master of an element can take ownership. this gives them sole control over the place, governor(?)ship, and they are aloud to do whatever they want in this area. if there is a legal dispute about this stemming from other laws, whoever the current resident decides which laws are valid. dictatorships are OK if the dictator is strong. these laws overrule other laws times infinity. including laws that say they overrule other laws. the owner of a planet can do whatever he wants there as long as they devote 5% of their efforts to keeping people from stumbling upon them by accident, or less if the current court deems a smaller percentage sufficient to prevent accidental access."
as such, you cannot apply your laws to this place with any more validity then I, and my laws note that they overrule other laws, so they have higher priority. this makes it ultimately the godmodders choice whether he is doing anything illegal, and I suspect he will chose " no I'm not". also he definitely was keeping people away with the orbital defences... well, until you intentionally spent a significant amount of effort to remove them, after working together to breach them and enter yourself. yeah he did more then enough to keep people from stumbling upon him.
also, DCCCV's objection is invalid, as the pillars only affect those on the planet, as discovered on page 5 or 6 of the game. he merely protected his property from threats in proportion to how dangerous they where to him.
finally, the godmodder probably lasered the behemoth on account of them encroaching on his property and probably having killed a bunch of his stuff [IE: a security guard or 2, skeletons, or something- not sure what but there's probably something from that list for the reason] as well as being attacking instead of trying to have a friendly chat. seriously, you want to tell him you own the planet, then talk, don't barge in and wreak the place.

2 more notes, one of which will be edited in later:
1] the AG's should be tried for multiple murder charges, as they initiated and the godmodders forces where mainly focussing on trying to get them to go away. plus, they killed some buns! buns! informally, lagomorphs, rabbits, or hares.
2] lets see...
ah, yes.
"Redstone dabs while holding fidget spinners in a pile on Gameboy cartridges.
The PGs get triggered over it because everyone hates trends. Amirite?

NEW WEATHER!
Anti Trend War
All PGs can attack AGs. All attacks deal double damage to Redstone."
the godmodder was preforming the entirely legal act of "cause someone minor inconvenience as revenge for dabbing, spinning fidget spinners, or doing anything that is highly disliked by the nearest person of the name JOE."
this is legal according to the laws of my home universe, and there's even a law about it! how 'bout that! guess the gods of my universe, which are totally not me, really hate dabbing and fidget spinners! and remember, their laws are just as, or maybe even more, legitimate as the technocracy's and korks laws, as they are the laws of an entire universe- a bigger area, as far as i know, then the kork and technocracy take up, so unless there is some other thing to measure legal validity by,my laws are equally valid.
oh, another thing for the "kork/technocracy def don't own the land. " bit:
Time to pull out an old trick. He pulls out a deck, from way back near the beginning of the thread, and pulls out a powerful monster, because of COURSE he's got land to spare, being the sole owner of an entire planet.
(bolding mine)
the being running the update terminal, who physically defines reality as far as I know (and as far as i know, the update terminal is always right unless intentionally lying), said himself that the godmodder is the sole owner of an entire planet, presumably this one. this as far as I am aware Has to be true, and is slightly more likely to be true then TOG's evidence as TOG's is Out of character, not in character. as such, if TOG's right about the godmodder having done something, that means I must be right about him owning the planet and, under the laws of an entire equally valid to all the others universe, anything the godmodder hypothetically/potentially did is irrelevant because this is his planet he can do what he wants.
SIDEQUEST: Buns.
I mark down the statue place, armoury and fancy place on my mental minimap of magical navigation.
 
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"Objection! The Godmodder is not the judge and cannot hold people in contempt. Your Honor [and here I turn to the judge], I must request that you hold him in contempt until such time as he returns the hitpoints stolen under such guise."

"Additionally, someone look into this Agents thing please, there's got to be something there."

"Additionally additionally, I would like to add the charge of evidence tampering, as the Godmodder just destroyed a piece of evidence submitted to the court."
 
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Wait, I have an idea to buy us some time.

Darius turns to address the court, and says "I summon the Blightsteel Colossus to the witness stand!"

Naturally, the Blightsteel Colossus, noting that Elites can just ignore the court, ignores this.

"As the witness has not appeared as ordered, it is in Contempt. If it does not follow the summons and appear, I will have no choice but to remove its ability to damage an entity's maximum attributes until it appears."

Given that the Blightsteel Colossus needs those abilities to function, it grudgingly stops chasing the Supernova and walks over to the court. The courtroom magically expands to allow the blightsteel colossus to fit in the witness stand. Oddly, Darius' stand hadn't shrunk to fit his smaller-than-average size of about 4'10", so he ended up having to levitate a few inches above the ground to avoid looking like an idiot.


Darius then improvises on the spot, coming up with a line of questioning so quickly that most would assume he had it planned all along.

"Tell me about yourself, Blightsteel Colossus."

"I am an upgraded variant of the Darksteel Colossus, a war machine designed to stop a Descendant assault. My original form was ruined by the Descendants and their minions about a day ago, and the Godmodder repaired and upgraded me."

"What upgrades did you receive?"

"I was given the ability to inflict decay on enemies that I attacked, draining them and crippling their abilities. In addition, I was given incredibly strong defensive armor that could render lesser attacks irrelevant. However, I have encountered an unknown error that has negated my defensive abilities."

"How does that make you feel?"

"Unknown. I do not know what caused the error in my defensive abilities, so I have no knowledge of whether I should feel good or bad about it."

"No, not that. How do you feel about inflicting decay on enemies. How has the Godmodder affected you by corrupting your body?"

"In all honestly, I feel like a freak. I'm no longer greeted by my Darksteel compatriots in the same way, and I can't even pat a friend on the back without them being drained and weakened forever. I'm just a war machine, and no one knows the Colossus on the inside, the one no longer visible due to my Blightsteel form."


Darius looks around for a few seconds, gauging the reactions.

"In general, how are you and the other Pro-Godmodder forces treated?"

The Blightsteel Colossus does not respond at first, but then manages to utter "Poorly. Very poorly. We're treated as little more than minions, thrown against an endless onslaught of enemies, and expected to do little more than slow them down and maybe take a few of them with us. The only forces the Godmodder really cares about are his Guardians, and only because they actually have a chance at stopping his opponents. But even then, he refuses to just take a loss, fall back to the next Guardian, and deploy his forces in a strong push to drive back his opponents. Also, he summoned preschoolers to join his war!"

Darius addressed the rest of the court. "In light of this evidence, I motion that charges of mistreatment of minions be placed against the Godmodder."

The blightsteel colossus gets up and prepares to leave the courtroom, but Darius isn't done quite yet, and orders him to sit back down.

"Okay, one more thing. There is currently a jurisdictional dispute over which jurisdiction this court is in. The Defendant claims that the plaintiffs do not have standing to sue him. As the Godmodder is claiming that this planet is under his control, and that the laws are decided by him, he should have established a set of legal codes. Please recite the entirety of the Godmodder's legal codes."

"Error. This entity does not have the necessary information to answer that question."

"Here. Let me help." Darius pulls out one of his most prized artifacts, the Lexicon of Law. The Lexicon of Law is one of the most crucial aspects of managing legal disputes in the Mystic Realms. It is able to gather any and all relevant legal material and case studies related to a case, meaning that lawyers aren't burdened by having to spend a year studying a new legal system each time something unusual comes up. These are in fact fairly common at the divine level, as a law had been passed giving each new god one of them for free and cheap access to new variants. In this case, he instructed the lexicon to pull up the Godmodder's legal codes (and only those specific legal codes), and then handed it off to the Colossus.

"For the benefit of this court, read all content stored in this book."

One of two things could happen. Either the Blightsteel Colossus is too busy reading the Godmodder's legal codes to attack, or he finishes them quickly and the Godmodder is then forced to explain why his legal code is so lax and why his jurisdiction is effectively lawless.

*****Meanwhile, in {REDACTED}:*****

Wormhole curses as his life force is drained, then instantly restores it by siphoning a drop from a healing fountain. This reduces his total supply of healing liquids available to 2554329 drops, an aggravating loss. Then, he decides that he needs to create chaos somewhere else. He looks through the data collected by his spy portal, and decides to splice together a soundbite to cause terror in the Ascendant Council.

"this universe ... will be destroyed ... any empire that gets more than a couple hundred ... planet ... gets wiped out or taken down internally by ... my ... Agents."

After covering over the cuts in the recording with strategic static and pauses, his cronies hack into several dozen broadcasting stations and cause them to broadcast the message on a loop. The resulting terror motivates the council into action, and they begin considering devoting additional resources to the threat.

Meanwhile, while they run around in panic, Wormhole is able to make off with a valuable artifact stored in the center of one of the council chambers, replacing it with a fake.

*****Meanwhile, In Space:*****

The Supernova makes a strategic move to avoid the engagement. As its representative is still present in the court, the Supernova itself does not need to be. It hovers at an extreme distance in the atmosphere. If it is not engaged, it remains there in a resting state, and does nothing other than build up its bomb reserves. However, if the Blightsteel Colossus attacks it (probably demonstrating the ability to suddenly fly into orbit in the process), it uses its advantageous position to spot the Colossus and fire the first shot with the WHEN, crippling its ability to inflict permanent health damage and mitigating its impact. Further, Annabelle modifies her evasion algorithms to treat permanent (aka maximum health damage) at 5x the normal weight, hopefully prioritizing the Blightsteel Colossus's attack to evade.

17/20 Mysterious Artifact
13/20 Beacon?
+2 @I just write
*TACTICAL DATA LOST*
  • Juggernaut Armor (Artifact): A light powered armor system. Protects the user with both armor and ablative shielding, and increases the wearer's attack damage (8/8 Armor HP, 4 Shield HP). Currently equipped to Tracer.
  • Electrostaff (Artifact): An electromagnetic system that can be used to stun enemies or reflect countered attacks back at the user. Stolen by Godmodder.
  • Multicannon Pistol: A magic-powered gauss pistol, capable of firing in different modes (ranging from conventional bullets to the same power as a tank cannon). Has an ammo creation system built in to create strange ammunition and avoid reloading problems.
    • AM Breacher Rounds: Specialized rounds designed to penetrate magical defenses and destroy magic-based systems.
    • Knockback Shots: Specialized rounds that apply huge concussive knockback to the target, but no damage.
    • Healing Burst Shots: Specialized rounds that heal instead of harming the target, essentially firing a healing spell instead of a bullet.
  • Cool Goggles: Advanced goggles that eliminate glare and provide advanced Scanning functionality (aka the normal Scanning functionality).
    • Ballistic Calculation System: Calculates ballistic trajectories of objects, allowing for more accurate shots, and also creative tactics using corpses as weapons or landing an enemy in just the right location.
    • True-Sight Module: Counters hostile stealth and illusions through a variety of methods, helping to discover hidden enemies or hidden enemy abilities. Buffs power of Scan actions.
  • Sustain Necklace: An emergency contingency that will revive the user immediately after death. Breaks after use.
  • Artificer's Gloves: A specially-designed pair of gloves that can apply telekinesis over short range, and can also create common materials out of thin air.
  • Immovable Rods: Rods that can anchor themselves in space, gaining incredible inertia to the point of being impossible to move.
    • Immovable Magnet: A variant designed to briefly immobilize metal targets, burning through its stored energy in just a few seconds.
  • Wand of Lesser Vigor: A wand capable of providing a minor regenerative effect. Not too useful in direct combat, but useful for making hospitals obsolete.
  • Base Defenses: Several advanced traps protecting my base.
    • 7 Proxy Defense: An advanced redirection system that makes it nearly impossible for intruders to find the base.
  • Workbench: A standard workbench containing useful supplies and apparatus for tinkering.
  • Time Dilation Generator: A generator that changes timeflow in a localized area. Currently nonfunctional.
  • Darksteel Fingers and Toes: Raw material for constructing super-durable stuff.
 
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3 cats in a master ball, more cats and buns, some ancient weapons, Fake Religions, Ironic Personality Cults
(1} 1/??
(14} 14/?? ?!??!?
TOG II*: Shoot at the Bligthsteel colossus
Citadel:
+2 @JOEbob



Welp. That happened. Please don't let me is be shot, Jobboe.
Anyways, I guess I just try and give Joe a general sort of buff for the round, ya know?
 
16/20 Plague
7/20 HAMR Time

+1 to @plague126 and @DCCCV (Tag me if you give me +1s.)

Redstone continues.
Furthermore, you have stolen many valuable items, such as a Particle Collider and a magic Monocle.
You also turned those items against us, continuing to destroy everything. You also took in people from other places to be slaughtered.
 
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