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Destroy the Simumodder 2.0: Pocket Edition

Whew that's a mouthful.

Welcome to the spiritual sequel to Testrun. This one will be a bit bigger and more involved, but still not a full sized session. Hopefully there will be enjoyment to be had.

Story:
Once day, you were playing your personal preferred brand of lame mobile game, whether that be cookie clicker, flappy bird, clash of clans, or whatever, when an ad popped up. A small man in a cape climbed out of the ad, and before you could do anything, clicked into the appstore and downloaded the game of his own app onto your phone.
"If you want to uninstall this game, you'll have to beat me first. See you there!"
And then he was gone.

While you haven't been able to see if its actually doing anything bad the icon for it is just sitting there on your home screen, taunting you. True to the little man's words, you can seem to delete the app, so finally you give up and open the darn thing to give beating him a try...

...what the heck this is just minecraft. No, wait, there's a boss bar. "The Simumodder", huh? Time to give him a trouncing and reclaim that space on your phone!


Rules: (warning, this may get updated occasionally)
0. What the GM says, goes. I will take advice and whatnot but arguing with me or demanding I change things for you is a good way to lose respect and even your place in the game should you become a consistent problem.

1. The standard, you can use whatever attacks against the Godmodder you can think of, but don't expect them to work.

2. Every turn you get 3 actions to spend on whatever you want. These can be focused together for greater power, or saved up in the form of charge points.
2a: No double posting. You can make nullposts but no doubleposting. There has to be space between your posts, otherwise you should just edit it into your older post.

3. The Godmodder, despite being weaker than normal, is still only going to take one damage per hit. Do your best, but don't expect attacks to work multiple times!

4. No helping the Godmodder. PG is not a viable faction this game.

5: No sign-ups of any kind required, and newbies always welcome! Feel free to just skip right to the most recent post and start doing stuff. Alternatively, if you need help understanding what's going on, a recap of recent events can be given at any time.

6: Don't try to shoulder the entire army's burden on your shoulders! Generally it's best to pick one objective and stick with it. There'll be an itinerary to help with selecting goals to work on.

7. Have fun! If you're not having fun, then why are you here?





And with that... we begin.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder

Simumodder [GM]: HP: 25/25.

1x action:

High above the battlefield, a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias spontaneously appear and begin falling.

The sperm whale has a lot of rather interesting thoughts which I won't go into for brevity.

The bowl of petunias only has one thought: "oh no not again."

Scientists have speculated that if we knew why the bowl of petunias thought that, we'd know a lot more about the universe.

But who wants to speculate? The bowl of petunias is me, making my entrance, resigning myself to yet another Godmodder fight.

And the sperm whale? That's my first attack. It lands on the Simumodder at, let's say, ten thousand miles per hour, since I was moving the air out of the way so the whale wouldn't have a terminal velocity.

I land as well, and change into my normal self.

2x action: +2 CP

Action 1: I do every successful Godmodder attack from DTG: Testrun, twice.

Action 2: I debug the Simumodder with a flyswatter.

Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

CP: 1.

I blink. What the actual hell was this convoluted system? All I could get out of it was that there was '3 Actions' per... time period. Fantastic. It could be a day. An hour. 5 minutes. A week. It may not even be fixed.

I see two people do some pretty insane stuff - one was a hitchiker's Guide Reference which I used the in game messaging system to approve of - and the other was CERTAINLY cheating because they had done an insane number of attacks but they only had lost 1 Action from the effort.

But I still. Couldn't figure out. ThE DANG CONTROLS! So I decide to send a strongly worded complaint. I was thinking about being nice and polite and diplomatically worded...

But then I saw that doing so took one of my Actions. Something in me snapped and I just.

I can't repeat what I said to them ever. I did everything from describing what I'd do to them in ways that bordered on Gorn, did them AllCaps to the point I literally broke the formatting, and even insulted his ability to make a usable UI!

That last one irritated me, though, since I didn't have any proof. But I DID have a complex game that I had been making for the phone. Just finished today, in fact, after about 6 months of wroking on it (out of 2)! I take a moment to compare UIs.

Yup. Mine was better. I try to submit it to the App Store.

The 'game' I was playing refused to let me out of it long enough to do so... unless I gave up one of my Actions.

I spent an hour using the custom engine I made to create an easter egg flexing on the 'Simumodder' and THEN submitted it to the App Store.

By this point I had lost two Actions and had become VERY invested in making this game pay for the frustration. It was very rare that a game personally offended me, but holy shit this somehow did it. But now that I had a cooler head I thought of something.

Was I being too harsh and judgemental?

concerned, I went to look up information on the game... but in order to get key information to look up I had to go back into the game. Which meant to exit I'd have to lose my third Action. I gritted my teeth, but I decide to eat the cost and log in, get the info from the frustrating menus, then exit and begin my research.

With any luck, by the time I finished the Actions would have refreshed.

[1x] King_Fuffy is dragged into this game kicking and screaming from DTG: Testrun, dragging the paragraph of THE HEAD's safety measures behind him. He squishes it into an intensely dense block of text and drops it onto the Simumodder's head.

+2 CP

(x3)Cha-rge. +3 CP

As I step out from the portal I only just entered from the end of Testrun, I'm somewhat surprised to see another game of DTG be the exit location.

Nevertheless, I begin to charge up for... something. There seems to be a lot of gold involved.
+3 CP

Quickly, I add 3 CP to my total and establish my presence.

TRG 3 CP

BOOM, Lets get this started again!

I run around and give all the AGs a charismatic, good-natured high five

Wait... this universe doesn't look like the emoji movie does it...?

Charge:+3
Total CPl:3

~EDIT:
*me as actions lag for three days:
...is the simumodder using the power of mobile games to... waste time? NO

MICROTRANSACTIONS. NO DATA BUT REQUIRED INTERNET

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 30 2020, 12:31 PM)

1x action: High above the battlefield, a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias spontaneously appear and begin falling. The sperm whale has a lot of rather interesting thoughts which I won't go into for brevity. The bowl of petunias only has one thought: "oh no not again." Scientists have speculated that if we knew why the bowl of petunias thought that, we'd know a lot more about the universe. But who wants to speculate? The bowl of petunias is me, making my entrance, resigning myself to yet another Godmodder fight. And the sperm whale? That's my first attack. It lands on the Simumodder at, let's say, ten thousand miles per hour, since I was moving the air out of the way so the whale wouldn't have a terminal velocity. I land as well, and change into my normal self. 2x action: +2 CP

Your whale impacts at enormous velocity, splattering chunks of whale blubber all across the land.

You hear popcorn munching behind you, and turn around to see the simumodder watching the spectacle with vague amusement. And reviving several chunks of whale blubber as horrific undead minions.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Jan 30 2020, 02:35 PM)

Action 1: I do every successful Godmodder attack from DTG: Testrun, twice. Action 2: I debug the Simumodder with a flyswatter. Action 3: I charge 1 CP. CP: 1.

Attacks never work on the godmodder twice, and seeing as how you didn't do a single one of them just once the curse of repetition nukes all of them at once.

The Simumodder thanks you profusely, for he is now free of bugs.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jan 30 2020, 04:11 PM)

I blink.  What the actual hell was this convoluted system?  All I could get out of it was that there was '3 Actions' per... time period. Fantastic. It could be a day. An hour. 5 minutes. A week.  It may not even be fixed. I see two people do some pretty insane stuff - one was a hitchiker's Guide Reference which I used the in game messaging system to approve of - and the other was CERTAINLY cheating because they had done an insane number of attacks but they only had lost 1 Action from the effort. But I still. Couldn't figure out. ThE DANG CONTROLS!  So I decide to send a strongly worded complaint. I was thinking about being nice and polite and diplomatically worded... But then I saw that doing so took one of my Actions. Something in me snapped and I just. I can't repeat what I said to them ever. I did everything from describing what I'd do to them in ways that bordered on Gorn, did them AllCaps to the point I literally broke the formatting, and even insulted his ability to make a usable UI! That last one irritated me, though, since I didn't have any proof. But I DID have a complex game that I had been making for the phone. Just finished today, in fact, after about 6 months of wroking on it (out of 2)!  I take a moment to compare UIs. Yup. Mine was better.  I try to submit it to the App Store. The 'game' I was playing refused to let me out of it long enough to do so... unless I gave up one of my Actions. I spent an hour using the custom engine I made to create an easter egg flexing on the 'Simumodder' and THEN submitted it to the App Store. By this point I had lost two Actions and had become VERY invested in making this game pay for the frustration. It was very rare that a game personally offended me, but holy shit this somehow did it. But now that I had a cooler head I thought of something. Was I being too harsh and judgemental? concerned, I went to look up information on the game... but in order to get key information to look up I had to go back into the game. Which meant to exit I'd have to lose my third Action. I gritted my teeth, but I decide to eat the cost and log in, get the info from the frustrating menus, then exit and begin my research. With any luck, by the time I finished the Actions would have refreshed.

The Simumodder pulls up a little control panel inside the game, and reads out your review of the game, and types in his response.
"Thank you for your feedback, while we consider your response perhaps this tip will help you with the game? "GIT GUD SKRUB"

You submit an easter egg flexing on the Simumodder. The Simumodder is sufficiently flexed on to lose a hit point.

You find information in your research.
Which is to say, none at all, except that it was apparently uploaded to the app store literally five minutes before it downloaded itself to your phone, and the numerous complaints from other users who've had it maliciously downloaded has been met with immense amounts of confusion and concern from the Google staff who can't seem to find it anywhere in their infrastructure.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jan 30 2020, 04:48 PM)

[1x] King_Fuffy YEETS into this game from DTG: Testrun, using the paragraph of THE HEAD's safety measures as a pole-vaulting pole. He squishes it into an intensely dense block of text and drops it onto the Simumodder's head. +2 CP

The block of text hits the Simumodder's head and then splits in half in proper cartoon style, before falling to the ground on either side.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 30 2020, 06:03 PM)

(x3)Cha-rge. +3 CP

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jan 31 2020, 07:02 AM)

As I step out from the portal I only just entered from the end of Testrun, I'm somewhat surprised to see another game of DTG be the exit location. Nevertheless, I begin to charge up for... something. There seems to be a lot of gold involved. +3 CP

QUOTE (Torix @ Jan 31 2020, 06:00 PM)

Quickly, I add 3 CP to my total and establish my presence.

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Jan 31 2020, 11:21 PM)

TRG 3 CP

QUOTE (coolestardude @ Feb 3 2020, 08:38 AM)

BOOM, Lets get this started again! I run around and give all the AGs a charismatic, good-natured high five Wait... this universe doesn't look like the emoji movie does it...? Charge:+3 Total CPl:3 ~EDIT: *me as actions lag for three days: ...is the simumodder using the power of mobile games to... waste time? NO MICROTRANSACTIONS. NO DATA BUT REQUIRED INTERNET

Hush you I was sick.


EoTB:
The Godmodder finishes restoring fell life to the lumps of rubbery flesh, calling them forth as his army of living whale blubber.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder

Simumodder [GM]: HP: 24/25.
Living Whale Blubber x6 [PG]: HP: 10,000/10,000

(x1)CHARGE: CP:4

(x2)I turn up the heat on the Living Whale Blubber, melt, melt. melt...and then SOAP-IFY with WATER !! And then flush it down the giant sink hole that appeared.

[FOCUS + 2 CP] THE RETURN OF GERALD THE DEMIBULGE COMETH!

I channel my power and call GERALD, the now-GALACTABULGE AVATAR FOR FICTION'S WRATH!

I pick up the two halves of the dense block of text, glue them together with Flex Glue, and use them to tie up the Blubber Chunks and sacrifice them to Fiction in order to gain more power for Gerald's summoning. In addition, this action will be used to sacrifice any more Blubber Chunks that happen to be incapacitated before the dop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HOW KING_FUFFY GOT DRAGGED INTO THE TEST WAR AND SIMULATION WAR
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You see, King_Fuffy is the leader of a kingdom of fuffies (small candy-eating creatures). Duh.

However, one day, the Godmodder from DTG: Testrun (henceforth known as the Testmodder) attacked his kingdom. It took him a while to respond to the threat, but when he got there he quickly fought back. Once the Testmodder was defeated, he went on social media to guage the wellbeing of the kingdom, but was on the receiving end of the Simumodder's ad, and quickly became absorbed in the game. As in, he went into a near-catatonic state and cannot stop playing the game.

Alright, now that I have some CP under my belt... I figure I might as well explain what happened. In a nutshell, this game is currently blocking one of the screens of the Arbiter Terminal I work at. This is irritating at best, and debilitating at worst.

As Alastair's proven, the only way to exit this game so far is to use an "Action" as they're called, and even that only works for roughly five minutes of time before the screen it was previously on is booted back into the game. Therefore, I suppose the only real way to close this off and get my second screen back is to Defeat the Simumodder that's appeared before me.

And that in itself involves... well, not dying and taking care of the living whale blubber.
Fairly simple to do, though - Since these things have a normal HP bar akin to an entity, any old attack should wipe them out. I just have to determine the Player Power... which loops right back into it.

Welp. Enough delaying the attack - I pick up the massive wall of text I just typed out, and copy-paste it into the chat log that the game apparently has. From there, I pick up the very chat log and use it as a massive bludgeoning object to crush the whale blubber piles into whale blubber patterns.

As a free action, I also spray these things with a can of Febreeze because they're beginning to stink.

My jaw drops when I notice the Simumodder respond in game the moment I go back in. between what I learned and this... I had a sinking feeling that something was seriously wrong.

I checked on the game a bit. 3 Actions - looks like it took...

It took.

I felt very, very angry. I had forgotten to time how long it took the Actions to refresh.

Since the in game messaging system was the ONLY thing I knew how to use, since it wasn't convoluted, I went into it to vent my frustrations.

"WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This was 1/50th of the length and intensity of the WREE I unleashed in the chat. What followed was comepletely unexpected.

-Congratulations! You have unlocked a secret, earning an achievement and received a summon!-

I smile, happy that I-

-1 Action deducted for the summon-

-FLEW INTO A FUCKING RAGE!

Once I stopped throwing a shitfit, though, I looked to see what I had summoned.

I felt my jaw drop when I saw DIO. As in Dio Brando, explicitly from JoJo's Bizzarre adventure.

This HAD to be illegal! Then again, there were minecraft elements in here too, and perfect recreations of the Whale from HHGthG. It made me want to sue, but I know it wouldn't take...

But then it occurred to me that it didn't HAVE to take. However, I had to do something insidiously awful first.

Actually work the damn menus. They were all over the place, some of the icons randomly spawned buttons without rhyme nor reason, and I nearly finished a prompt for summoning Satan before I realized I that 'Lucy' was a euphamism for Lucifer.

This game was fucking evil. And so when I finally found the prompt for downloading gameplay footage, I gladly accepted the 1 Action cost to download it to my phone.

How did I record this footage, might one ask?

Accident. Hitting record was one of the first things I did while trying to play the quite literally infernal game. However, now that mistake worked in my favor!

I then used my last Action to leave the game, and spent the next few hours getting the footage divvied up and sent to Microsoft, Araki + publishers, and the people who currently owned the rights to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I also made sure to inform them how they could contact the developer through their complaint/review system.

Within minutes the legal teams began to flood the Simumodder's inbox with all manner of legal notices and intimidating legalese documents!

While I was out of the game, I went to check on my own recently released game's sales. My jaw dropped yet again when I saw the game had sold nearly 1,000 copies! That was enough to pay for all of the programs and programming lessons I took to make the game, as well as all of the fees for hosting the game on the App Store! An that was even including the App Store's cut of the profits too!

And the sales kept coming in! I whooped with joy!

And, incidentally had forgotten all about DIO. Thankfully he seemed preoccupied with trying to convert the undead whale mass into his own undead minions!

Well, Arguably thankfully.

--------------------

TRUE Action Summary:

Action 1: Summon DIO

Action 2: Flood the Simumodder's inbox with legal complaints and lawsuits

Action 3: Begin earning revenue from my App Store Game!

Entity Orders:

DIO - Convert the Living Whale Blubber into undead minions under DIO's control via Vampiric fiat.

1 Action: Fascinating fact: Chemical bases, combined with (in this case whale) fat, make soap. The (currently PG ones, insofar as they exist) chunks of Living Whale Blubber clearly constitute messes. Clean.

2 Actions: DIO is fortified against mind control and educated on the nature of the Simumodder, in particular his current position as a obstacle between DIO and world domination.

What the heck just happened

I spend two of my actions summoning dimadome, douge dimadome, owner of the dimsdale dimadome. Also trademark owner of BLUBBER NUGGETS.

And if theres anything else you should know about him, he dimadoesnt give a dimadang

Charge:+1
Total cp:4

Action 1: I do every successful Godmodder attack from DTG: Testrun -1 times, thus cancelling out to only having done them once.

Action 2: I call up the US government about the hacking incident. Enraged that someone else has violated their monopoly on hacking the phones of US citizens, they create a powerful AI, Project Ternary, and unleash it on the Simumodder. From its chicken-shaped moon base, the Artemissile Fowl, Ternary hacks into the server, constricts the Simumodder in their #66CC33 lime-green coils... And then, all of a sudden, they vanish. Only nothingness remains. A void in space, a block of null values in the source code of reality, enveloping the Simumodder completely. Ternary isn't. And in a moment, the Simumodder isn't either.

Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

CP: 2.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Feb 6 2020, 05:32 PM)

(x1)CHARGE: CP:4 (x2)I turn up the heat on the Living Whale Blubber, melt, melt. melt...and then SOAP-IFY with WATER !! And then flush it down the giant sink hole that appeared.

One living whale blubber killed, and another injured

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Feb 6 2020, 05:39 PM)

[FOCUS + 2 CP] THE RETURN OF GERALD THE DEMIBULGE COMETH! I channel my power and call GERALD, the now-GALACTABULGE AVATAR FOR FICTION'S WRATH! I pick up the two halves of the dense block of text, glue them together with Flex Glue, and use them to tie up the Blubber Chunks and sacrifice them to Fiction in order to gain more power for Gerald's summoning. In addition, this action will be used to sacrifice any more Blubber Chunks that happen to be incapacitated before the dop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW KING_FUFFY GOT DRAGGED INTO THE TEST WAR AND SIMULATION WAR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You see, King_Fuffy is the leader of a kingdom of fuffies (small candy-eating creatures). Duh. However, one day, the Godmodder from DTG: Testrun (henceforth known as the Testmodder) attacked his kingdom. It took him a while to respond to the threat, but when he got there he quickly fought back. Once the Testmodder was defeated, he went on social media to guage the wellbeing of the kingdom, but was on the receiving end of the Simumodder's ad, and quickly became absorbed in the game. As in, he went into a near-catatonic state and cannot stop playing the game.

You summon GERALD. He gains no bonuses from being the avatar of fiction, since that's an entire game ago.

QUOTE (Torix @ Feb 6 2020, 05:48 PM)

Alright, now that I have some CP under my belt... I figure I might as well explain what happened. In a nutshell, this game is currently blocking one of the screens of the Arbiter Terminal I work at. This is irritating at best, and debilitating at worst. As Alastair's proven, the only way to exit this game so far is to use an "Action" as they're called, and even that only works for roughly five minutes of time before the screen it was previously on is booted back into the game. Therefore, I suppose the only real way to close this off and get my second screen back is to Defeat the Simumodder that's appeared before me. And that in itself involves... well, not dying and taking care of the living whale blubber. Fairly simple to do, though - Since these things have a normal HP bar akin to an entity, any old attack should wipe them out. I just have to determine the Player Power... which loops right back into it. Welp. Enough delaying the attack - I pick up the massive wall of text I just typed out, and copy-paste it into the chat log that the game apparently has. From there, I pick up the very chat log and use it as a massive bludgeoning object to crush the whale blubber piles into whale blubber patterns. As a free action, I also spray these things with a can of Febreeze because they're beginning to stink.

Two Whale blubbers and the injured whale blubber obliterated!

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Feb 6 2020, 06:07 PM)

My jaw drops when I notice the Simumodder respond in game the moment I go back in. between what I learned and this... I had a sinking feeling that something was seriously wrong. I checked on the game a bit. 3 Actions - looks like it took... It took. I felt very, very angry. I had forgotten to time how long it took the Actions to refresh. Since the in game messaging system was the ONLY thing I knew how to use, since it wasn't convoluted, I went into it to vent my frustrations. "WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This was 1/50th of the length and intensity of the WREE I unleashed in the chat. What followed was comepletely unexpected. -Congratulations! You have unlocked a secret, earning an achievement and received a summon!- I smile, happy that I- -1 Action deducted for the summon- -FLEW INTO A FUCKING RAGE! Once I stopped throwing a shitfit, though, I looked to see what I had summoned. I felt my jaw drop when I saw DIO. As in Dio Brando, explicitly from JoJo's Bizzarre adventure. This HAD to be illegal! Then again, there were minecraft elements in here too, and perfect recreations of the Whale from HHGthG. It made me want to sue, but I know it wouldn't take... But then it occurred to me that it didn't HAVE to take. However, I had to do something insidiously awful first. Actually work the damn menus. They were all over the place, some of the icons randomly spawned buttons without rhyme nor reason, and I nearly finished a prompt for summoning Satan before I realized I that 'Lucy' was a euphamism for Lucifer. This game was fucking evil. And so when I finally found the prompt for downloading gameplay footage, I gladly accepted the 1 Action cost to download it to my phone. How did I record this footage, might one ask? Accident. Hitting record was one of the first things I did while trying to play the quite literally infernal game. However, now that mistake worked in my favor! I then used my last Action to leave the game, and spent the next few hours getting the footage divvied up and sent to Microsoft, Araki + publishers, and the people who currently owned the rights to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I also made sure to inform them how they could contact the developer through their complaint/review system. Within minutes the legal teams began to flood the Simumodder's inbox with all manner of legal notices and intimidating legalese documents! While I was out of the game, I went to check on my own recently released game's sales.  My jaw dropped yet again when I saw the game had sold nearly 1,000 copies! That was enough to pay for all of the programs and programming lessons I took to make the game, as well as all of the fees for hosting the game on the App Store!  An that was even including the App Store's cut of the profits too! And the sales kept coming in!  I whooped with joy! And, incidentally had forgotten all about DIO. Thankfully he seemed preoccupied with trying to convert the undead whale mass into his own undead minions! Well, Arguably thankfully. -------------------- TRUE Action Summary: Action 1: Summon DIO Action 2: Flood the Simumodder's inbox with legal complaints and lawsuits Action 3: Begin earning revenue from my App Store Game! Entity Orders: DIO - Convert the Living Whale Blubber into undead minions under DIO's control via Vampiric fiat.

You thought it was Dio but it WAS ME DIO
Wait what
Dio summoned.

The Simumodder just clicks his inbox to dump all legal complaints into the garbage can, and then dumps it out over the field. There are now letters and legal threats EVERYWHERE.

You begin building up cahs.

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Feb 6 2020, 07:21 PM)

1 Action: Fascinating fact: Chemical bases, combined with (in this case whale) fat, make soap. The (currently PG ones, insofar as they exist) chunks of Living Whale Blubber clearly constitute messes. Clean. 2 Actions: DIO is fortified against mind control and educated on the nature of the Simumodder, in particular his current position as a obstacle between DIO and world domination.

QUOTE (coolestardude @ Feb 7 2020, 08:53 AM)

What the heck just happened Scrub scrub scrub till the water's brown. DIO is bolstered!   I spend two of my actions summoning dimadome, douge dimadome, owner of the dimsdale dimadome. Also trademark owner of BLUBBER NUGGETS. And if theres anything else you should know about him, he dimadoesnt give a dimadang Charge:+1 Total cp:4

Doug Dimadome, owner of the dimsdale dimadome...
Is immediately bribed to the Simumodder's side. As a wealthy man who canonically really only cares about turning a profit, this should've been obvious.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Feb 8 2020, 11:02 PM)

Action 1: I do every successful Godmodder attack from DTG: Testrun -1 times, thus cancelling out to only having done them once. Action 2: I call up the US government about the hacking incident. Enraged that someone else has violated their monopoly on hacking the phones of US citizens, they create a powerful AI, Project Ternary, and unleash it on the Simumodder. From its chicken-shaped moon base, the Artemissile Fowl, Ternary hacks into the server, constricts the Simumodder in their #66CC33 lime-green coils... And then, all of a sudden, they vanish. Only nothingness remains. A void in space, a block of null values in the source code of reality, enveloping the Simumodder completely. Ternary isn't. And in a moment, the Simumodder isn't either. Action 3: I charge 1 CP. CP: 2.

The -1 attacks collide with the 2nd attacks and explode in a violent antimatter reaction that blows up the 1 attacks, leaving you with a net attack count of 0. RIP

Project Ternary is eaten by a larger, orchid snake that appears from nowhere. It looks a lot like that one scene from Prince of Egypt, only kind of horrifying and scary.
The Simumodder is a bit stunned by the viciousness and speed of the reprisal however. Just stunned enough for it to count as a status effect, his turn this round is lost.

EoTB:
DIO begins mind controlling the whale blubber, only for doug dimadome to transform them into blubber nuggets for his own attack!
GERALD pokes Doug dimadome with a particularly sharp stick for 2,500 damage.
The Simumodder is stunned, and doesn't act.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder

Simumodder [GM]: HP: 24/25.
Doug Dimadome, Owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome [PG]: HP: 17,500/20,000. Blubber Nuggets: 1/2
GERALD [AG]: HP: 12,500/12,500. ATK: 2,500
DIO [AG]: HP: 10,000/10,000. ATK: mind control

+3 CP