DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar

...Elsewhere, in an enormous library long ago...

?????: hold still! you're wiggling all around!
???: why do i have to be on the bottom???
?????: the last time i had you on my shoulders you fell and got your head hurt!
???: and whose fault do you think that was???
?????: if you weren't so wiggly, we wouldn't have been in that situation!

The two arguing toddlers wobble back and forth, before tumbling back to the ground. A large book thumps to the ground next to them.

An older girl rushes into the room, kneeling next to the two boys.

????: Oh my gosh! Are you two okay?? That was a pretty long drop...
?????: i'm fine! we got the fancy book down!
????: ...the fancy book? Mom's fancy book?
?????: mhm!
???: oh yeah that's what we were doing wasn't it
???: quick! what's it about???

The small moth-toddler sits up, dragging the heavy tome in front of him. He stares blankly at the cover.

???: oh yeah i can't read
???: can we do a storytime???
?????: YEAAAAA STORYTIME!

The older girl sighs.

????: ...Fine.
????: Pile onto the couch and I'll read it to you.
????: But only for a little bit! Once my mom gets back I have to put it back so she doesn't notice it's been disturbed.
?????: aw... oooooooookayyyyyyy.

The two toddlers climb haphazardly into one of the library chairs, and the girl pulls the book onto her lap, opening it to the first page.

????: Once upon a time...

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Hi! Welcome to the DTG: Curse of Nolucferu Beta Test, DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar! As a note before we start- this story is intended to be canonical to DTG's altcanon setting, so please refrain from intentionally breaking canon.

Most of the game's mechanical meat takes place on this doc, such as battles and the map, and also the rules. Keep an eye on it!

Heroes of Altrelm

HEROES OF ALTRELM

Destroy the Partymodder

In this game, you have to destroy a Partymodder. Use any attacks you want! I will manage the thread.

Rules (that I stole from Piono as my first trick):

0. What the GM says, goes. I will take advice and whatnot but arguing with me or demanding I change things for you is a good way to lose respect and even your place in the game should you become a consistent problem.

1. The standard, you can use whatever attacks against the Partymodder you can think of, but don't expect them to work.

2. Every turn you get 3 actions to spend on whatever you want. These can be focused together for greater power, or saved up in the form of CP. What does CP stand for? Coin Points, of course!
2a: No double posting. You can make nullposts but no doubleposting. There has to be space between your posts, otherwise you should just edit it into your older post.

3. The Partymodder, despite being weaker than normal, is still only going to take one damage per hit. Do your best, but don't expect attricks to work multiple times!

4. No helping the Partymodder. Teaming (ha) is not a viable faction this game.

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“Trick or treat!” you yell, holding your pail of candy up high as the goodies pour in. You thank the person at the door and lope down the steps, peering into your heavy pail. So much candy…

You turn to head to the next house and smash right into the translucent orange barrier. What in the world…?

As you investigate the barrier, you feel a tug on your candy pail, and suddenly it gets snatched out of your hands! You turn and see a floating guy with too many zippers greedily stuffing candy into his mouth. Which is a pumpkin’s mouth, because his head is a pumpkin.

THIS WILL NOT STAND! You feel the power of your belief flowing through your body… and through your COSTUME, inexplicably! As you begin to transform, you find yourself thinking of only one thing…

DESTROYING!
THE!
PARTYMODDER!

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Pumpkinmodder [PM]: 5/5 HP

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SUPER ROBOT BATTLE DOME

Hello all and welcome to a really stupid idea I had once: an idea I’m now calling SUPER ROBOT BATTLE DOME! Even though it doesn’t take place in a dome. Moving on from the literary fallacies of the name, I shall explain how character-building works. There are five stats, and three stat levels.

ATK: Attack! And used for strength checks.
DEF: How sturdy you are. Used for balance checks and protecting-from-damage checks.
IMG: Imagination! Like intelligence, but with a better name. Adds to your special attack stamina (I.E. how many times you can use your special attack).
SPD: SPEED! How fast you are!
LUK: Luck! Adds to your general dice rolls.

The three stat levels: Subpar, Average and Excellent. An average stat is around two average dice rolls, an excellent stat is three average dice rolls, and a subpar stat is one average dice roll. When you are picking your stats, you assign one subpar, two average, and two excellent stat levels to each of the 5 stats. Simply state what levels you want in each stat.

With the stuff taken care of, let’s start the campaign!
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You appear to be in a bit of a pickle.

While you were testing your new ROCKET-POWERED SHOPPING CART, the engines failed while you were trying to JUMP THE ENTIRE TOWN, and you landed at your school during the set build day for the school play and NOW THERE ARE EVIL ROBOTS ATTACKING AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
(Alternatively you could be there for set build day I guess? Iunno.)