Destroy The Godmodder: Renewal (Hole In The Ground)

Entity Orders
-Mecha, fire all weapons on the laser turret!

General Action

-Load Necromancer dolls into the Voodoocordion, and play. Since I can see the necromancers, I should be able to make a decent fascimile.

Charges
Pain Magnet (8/10)(+1 from @EternalStruggle )
Dungeon Bypass (2/10)
+1 @Moniker (Mini-Bots)
 
[PG]
Ah, with my charges, I summon my first minion, Pawn. Pawn looks exactly like he is named. The has a round helmet, with simple armor, wielding a small shield and simple sword. His armor is grey, with purple eyes. The second charge creates a 10 shield defense array for Pawn, defending him from damage, it has no attack, and each shield has 10,000 Hp, I think it would have, due to it having no attack, or would it be 11,000. . .
[PG-Pawn-Mirror] HP=55,000/55,000 Ability: Promotion-???{Requirements not meet} <> A pawns power: 1/5-Heavy attack on one entity.
[
PG-10 Shield defense Array] HP=10,000/10,000 x10:Reboot 1/3- Brings 1 array back to full health, or two at half health. Defending Pawn.
I put both entities into the frame of the mirror, adding 10 cat eye gems and an ornate carving of a pawn piece on the top of the frame, right under the clock. No one notices the change. no one. only the GM.
10/10 A little welcome gift for someone. Used
10/10 A small little pawn. +1 from Joe Used
2/10 Promotion?
Nope, something else. +1 from JOE
1/5 Something quick and simple
+1 JOE
 
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King seems excited at the Guard's question.

"THIS IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND MY FRIEND, IT'S ACTUALLY ONE OF MY PROUDEST INVENTIONS. I CALL IT 'QUIK REVIVE©'. YOU KNOW THAT IDEA OF CREATING A NEW BODY WHEN THE OLD ONE DIES SO PEOPLE CAN LIVE FOREVER? DID IT, MARKTED IT, MADE A KILLING OFF OF IT. QUIK REVIVE© WORKS LIKE THIS, YOU GET INTO THE QUIK REVIVE© AND IT SCANS YOUR BODY AND MENTAL STATE TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T CREATE A HORMONE INBALANCE WHEN YOU ARE RECONSTRUCTED. YOU WILL THEN BE IMPLANTED WITH A SMALL CHIP THAT COULD FIT INTO A NEEDLE'S EYE WITH ROOM TO SPARE FOR ALL NIGHT PARTY, IT TRANSMITS WETHER YOU ARE ALIVE OR DEAD SO THE QUIK REVIVE© WILL KNOW TO CREATE YOUR NEW BODY OR NOT. ONCE YOU DIE THE NEAREST QUIK REVIVE© ACTS LIKE A BEACON OR A VACUUM FOR YOUR SOUL... THINK GHOST BUSTERS EXCEPT WITHOUT CONTAINMENT, MORE RESTORATION. IT DOES THIS BY MIMICKING THE WAVELENGTH OF THE AFTERLIFE, TRUST ME, IT WAS QUITE A DOOZY TO PULL THAT ONE OFF. THE SOUL IS DRAWN INTO THE QUIK REVIVE© AND FROM THERE YOUR SOUL IS MERGED INTO YOUR NEWLY MADE BODY AND YOU'LL AWAKEN AS IF YOU HAD FALLEN ASLEEP AND DYING WAS A BAD DREAM. EXCEPT IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOU DIED. PROBABLY VIOLENTLY."

Teleporter 8/10

Royal 7/10

+1 to @EternalStruggle
 
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I look at the Necromancers. I tell one of them to kill me, since when I die they can revive me and control me as a skeleton. I watch as one of the Necromancers shrugs, deciding that killing me would be a perfectly normal thing to do. I experience absolute crushing pain as I the skin and muscle is stripped from my bones, and I become a skeleton. I concentrate with all of my might, the power of I overwhelming the Necromancer's attempts to control my mind. I witness the Necromancer's mind erode itself as a singular bolt of color pierces their skull. I take out my trumpet as the Necromancer's skin and muscles fall off, and they become a skeleton. I put my trumpet to what used to be my mouth and doot into oblivion.

I rattle my bones as the resulting skeleton army crushes the Necromancer into dust.
 
"On the offensive." It is a grim statement from the Behemoth, and I understand what he's trying to say. Healing is all well and good, but I should probably help but down the foes before us. First, those Necromancers. I choose one of them as my target, and unleash hell.

Globules of plasma and hypervelocity kinetic rounds spew forth from an arsenal that appears with a snap of the fingers. Well, an attempted one. Even with mysterious reality breaking powers I can't actually snap my fingers, at all. Still, that doesn't reduce the amount of death heading towards the unfortunate magic user, explosions flaring as floating automated guns fire again and again. Blue spheres detonating into short-lived miniature stars while tungsten shells hit home with the kinds of forces usually reserved for much larger meteors.

It doesn't stop there, of course. I summon an axe larger than me, sheathed in matter-flensing energies, and dash forward, practically teleporting across the intervening space. I strike once, twice, a thousand times, murder coming in from every direction, the giant Power Axe coming in from all sides with the force to behead mountains through impact alone, disregarding its advance properties. I dismiss the weapon with a flick of the wrist, but I'm not done yet.

With a single yell, my body becomes wreathed in flames as the arsenal disassembles and goes high up, components interacting in new ways. Out of sight, out of mind, but not for long. Back with the Necromancer, I once again unleash a storm of deadly blows, this time simply using flame covered fists, smashing into the foe with something of a fury. I combo him across the entire room, each smashing hit sending the enemy flying several meters, but I'm at the other end each and every time, going at an insanely fast velocity, beyond mach speed. Knee rams into gut as fist connects with face, elbow crashes into back as hand collides with the top of the head, the only thing that can be heard is the thud and crack of impact after impact as I hit the target many times, burning him as I do all the while.

After five seconds of constant assault, what must seem like an eternity for the battered foe, I send them rocketing upwards with a well placed antimatter grenade, and dash back while they are airborne. Up above, the arsenal is finished, reconfigured into a massive particle beam cannon. A beam of light screams through the air, striking downwards and surrounding the foe in a high energy light, vast quantities of power flowing through the weapon as it aims to make the Necromancer cease being biology and start being physics. After another several seconds of being in the middle of a giant energy beam, it disperses, the cannon in the sky dispersing into blue motes of light as it falls to the earth, unpowered, finishing disappearing just as it lands.

After this is done, I drop to my knees and start panting. "Maybe... maybe that was a bit much... for an uncharged attack... but it was worth it."

Death From Afar: 4/10.
Angel of Mercy: 2/10.

+1 @I just write
 
[AG]

Entity Orders

-Humongous Mecha: Continue firing on the laser turret!

General Action
-Keep playing the Voodoocordion

Charges
Pain Magnet (10/10)(+1 from @EternalStruggle)(FIRING!)
Dungeon Bypass (3/10)
Revenge Of The Mini-Bots (1/10)

With all the firepower coming at us, we're almot certain to take heavy casualties. I would rather we not, so as to be able to build up a much more sizeable army, better able to keep members alive. Thus, I get to work fashioning yet another voodoo doll, but this one is special.

First, this particular Doll is linked to every single [AG] players and entities alike, and will link itself to any new [AG]s that appear. Second, instead of harm to the doll inflicting itself on the [AG]s, harm to the [AG]s inflicts itself on the doll, leaving the [AG]s unharmed. Thus, while the doll itself cannot attack, it will be taking the brunt of every attack to come our way as long as it exists. To help ensure that the Doll can continue to do its job for extended periods, it has utterly stupid amounts of HP, and has extremely fast regeneration, such that it can heal back to full health in a mere two turns.

[AG] summoned: Protective Effigy (0 Attack, 200,000 hp, 100,000 regen, while this Entity exists all attacks directed at an [AG] Entity or Player will hit Protective Effigy, regardless of what the attack was actually aimed at.)

EDIT: +1 @EternalStruggle
 
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[for future entity designing, my experience with piono is health-only entitys have 3* the base HP; as such, if pain magnet didn't take attacks, it could have 150,000 HP. since it does, itd probably be closer to 100,000?
then you take into account the regen [which won't help since it dies so fast] and it probably drops down to around 50,000.]
/pastexperiencesuggeststhatNULL
 
[for future entity designing, my experience with piono is health-only entitys have 3* the base HP; as such, if pain magnet didn't take attacks, it could have 150,000 HP. since it does, itd probably be closer to 100,000?
then you take into account the regen [which won't help since it dies so fast] and it probably drops down to around 50,000.]
/pastexperiencesuggeststhatNULL
By precedent, in all likelihood the thing will just get nerfed, rather than not allowed at all. Like what happened to the mini-bots.
 
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I grab the swordsman's sword, and shout "Looks like this problem is ... sworded!"

When the necromancer looks confused, I sigh, then hammer toss the sword at him.

7/10 Gibbering Horror
7/10 Kite

+1 to DCCCV
 
[ well ye, it'll get nerfed.
I'm just suggesting to remove the regen since it probably won't live past this round, and possibly also reduce it to only protecting one or 2 AG's.]
/NULL
 
King looks at the Creature with a mild irritation.

"IF YOU START SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS I WILL SEND A CEASE AND DESIST. I'M QUITE SURE THIS IS UNRELATED TO ME AT ALL AND I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND BUT I DO HAVE A BRAND TO PRESERVE AND A COPYRIGHT TO KEEP INTACT. THOUGH TO BE MORE FRANK I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE POACHING MY PEOPLE. IT'S IRRITATING FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED, LIKE A CASE OF FLEAS AMIDST A FAMILY OF UNWASHED COUNTRY BUMPKINS ."

/RP
The creature seems slightly bemused, idly ruffling their cloak. "I don't care for shouting, poaching, or fleas." They tilt their head slightly. "This has no relation to you, or whatever copyrights you're holding. I just need one of these people. Local guides and all."

The creature turns to their new hire, attempting to seem calming, but that's not exactly a quality that huge, vaguely defined carnivores looking at you is good at evoking. "Calm down, please... Could you tell us more about this place?"

After waiting for an answer, they pay the stolen guard on the head, then wander over to the battle and stomp on a skeleton.

A Servant: [4/5]
A More Convenient Avatar: [4/10]


+1 @I just write
 
Back in the original room, brief specks of shadow danced across the floor as something ran above, blocking the light for tiny moments. The shadows darted forward until they stopped in front of patch of light, letting the deep silence sink in, until, thump. Surrounded by a thin cloud of ancient dust from the fall, a small quadruped figure (because of course) stood up straight, with most of its weight on its back legs. Glancing to the edge of its vision, the fox gopher like creature stared seemingly off into nothing for a few seconds before dropping to all fours and walking towards the open door.

"Ah, finally. Back to where the clocks run on time. It has been a while. ... I think."



I mostly wanted to make this post to get established and have charges start. I don't really care too much about taking actions right now because I have no real investment in the current field either way. I want to be [PG] because I've never really been anything other than [AG]. But... If you don't want any more PG's Piono, I'll also go [N].

+1 to DCCCV

The First Relic 1/10
Forever 1/10

Also, this forum is an awful lot like the Terraria forums. Probably from the same provider. But that's a good thing when the alternative is... *shudder*... MCF...
 
I teleport behind the necromancer and say 'Heh, nothing personal kid.' The necromancer explains that they're not a kid and says that stale memes aren't cool.

I apologise, and me and the necromancer bond over laughing at my dumb jokes. The necromancer then realises that he is fated to kill me and feels so guilty he takes emotional damage.

8/10 Gibbering Horror
8/10 Kite

+1 to Talist.
 
The artificer dons the steel armor in a decorative capacity. He knows it's almost useless in a real fight.

"Armor found on a corpse won't protect you from what made it a corpse." - Smelborp Shieldscale: The Survivor's Guide to Survival

However, the armor -along with the gun strapped to it- serve to make him feel safe- a delusion which crumbles as he rounds the corner through what was once the door.

The sight is overwhelming. An energy turret of some kind, A necromance... Two necromance-es (necromancii?) A smattering of tanks, Mecha, giant lizards. Someone had even managed to fit not one but two factories in here, like an RTS map with no sense of scale.

The only indication of sides are the pawn and crown insignia, a chess trend the smith staunchly refuses to become swept up in.

Musing on crumbled security, he takes the large boulder (no doubt created in the same moment as the large hole behind the turret) and places it as the main body of the rubble golem. The blood stains do not bother him. They always wash off as part of the final binding.

With that taken care of, and with no context to determine friend or foe, the craftsman attempts to unlock the secrets of the sack of things that might work.

[I try to stay in cover and figure out what the broken equipment might do and what I'd need to fix it.]

[3/10] Darksteel Ingot
[3/5] Rubble Golem

Equipment:
[Steel Armor] -style only mode
[Gun] -Holstered/Slung
 
Redstone brandishes his battleaxe before rushing at a Security Guard, smashing downwards.

King grabs Redstone's battleaxe with one hand causing Redstone to fall over from the momentum of his dash. King drops the axe to his side and with his other he lifts Redstone himself to eye level.

"PLEASE STOP. THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE, DO YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY? YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH COMMITTING A WAR CRIME AS THEY ARE UNINVOLVED CURRENTLY WITH THIS CONFLICT."

King then shakes Redstone off the battleaxe and slides it off to the side for retrieval by Redstone before setting the fellow and politely dusts him off.

"RUN ALONG, I DON'T WISH TO FIGHT YOU."

The creature seems slightly bemused, idly ruffling their cloak. "I don't care for shouting, poaching, or fleas." They tilt their head slightly. "This has no relation to you, or whatever copyrights you're holding. I just need one of these people. Local guides and all."

"DELIGHTFUL. MY APOLOGIES FOR BEING SO HASTY THEN MY FRIEND."

King offers a gracious bow.

"IN ALL HONESTY YOU DON'T SEEM THE TYPE FOR THAT SORT OF STUFF ANYWAY. BUT THE BRAND HAS TO BE KEPT SACRED."

((Hello @Talist, @TwinBuilder, and @Moniker good to see you lot))

Teleporter 9/10

Royal 8/10


+1 to @KuraHyena
 
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[PG]
If the two security guards have left, I become a person again, putting Pawn and SDA on the ground.
[PG-Pawn-Mirror] HP=55,000/55,000 Ability: Promotion-???{Requirements not meet} <> A pawns power: 1/5-Heavy attack on one entity.
[PG-10 Shield Defense Array-Mirror] HP=10,000/10,000 x10:Reboot 1/3- Brings 1 array back to full health, or two at half health. Defending Pawn.
3/10 Promotion? Nope, something else.
2/5 Something quick and simple
+1 JOE
 
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5/10 Fred! +1amirroredclock
New: 1/10 hmmmmmmm
+1 to amirroredclock
[btw, the specials proooooooobably charge on EOTB's, which means it'd still be at 1/whatever rn]
since i don't know what i can/can't do, I just look around the room i'm in, unless i can keep up my search for info on desendancydrain in which case i do that. [remember, info goes to only me]
 
(Hey, I thought that Jeb's Junkyard would manufacture the Sounding Rocket last turn, expending 100 scrap?)

Glorious Fortress: 5/10
Soviet Bombardment: 4/10

==Entities==
Jeb's Junkyard will begin construction on a Primitive Jet Fighter. It should by finished by the EoTB of the turn after this one. It will also launch its Sounding Rocket at the laser turret in this EoTB. The Putintank will attack the Necromancers.
==Actions==
Meanwhile, the boy pulls out a shovel and begins shoveling scrap from the surroundings into Jeb's Junkyard.

==Jeb's Junkyard==
Scrap: 200/500 (expended 100 on the Sounding Rocket and 200 on the Jet Fighter)
Research: 0/100,000
Sounding Rocket:
Construction Time: 1 turn (can be constructed and fired during the same turn as an attack)
One-use
Deals a low amount of damage.

Primitive Jet Fighter:
Construction Time: 2 turns
Spawns an entity
Has a low-damage attack.

Bluestone Missile:
Construction Time: 5 turns
One-use
Inflicts a medium amount of splash damage on multiple enemy entities
1 x Sounding Rocket (launching this turn)
1 x Primitive Jet Fighter (under construction)
 
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3/10 Minibots V2.0 They're a 10-post charge now.
4/10 ???

+1 @I_just_write Let's coordinate our minibot takeover!

The skeletons are coming from the Necromancers, right? I need these guys out of the way for a minibot takeover! I walk up right up to a necromancer, and then revive their dead mother from the dead, who gives them a lecture about how "he never seances her anymore"!

Also, please ping me if you +1 me, I generally just skim over non-GM posts.
 
Lamps!: 7/7
Sword-Chucks: 4/10
+1 Mirror

Lamps! [EXPANDING DONG] Bad meme!

Enerald looks at the Laser Turret and grins. Lasers are fun. Especially when you use lasers against things that use lasers. Which he does. Enerald pulls his lamp out of the scabbard, and stands it up in front of him, like one would a staff. The lamp clicks on, but instead of a normal color, this time the color of the lamp is red. Does that change anything? Probably.

In fact, the lamp being red rather obviously changes something, considering the fact that the lamp then fires off a rather large laser beam, heading straight for the Laser Turret
 
Constantly on the lookout for technological breakthroughs, the mechanist carefully moves to inspect the Medibot, Junkyard, and Atomic Factory. He avoids the Laser Turret, not out of fear, but because of the dangerous ionic field produced by its weapon.

He steps out of cover briefly to offer improvement suggestions to the living name.

[I try to learn tech secrets from the Medibot, Junkyard, and Atomic Factory]
[+1 @Moniker for the Minibots 2]

[4/10] Darksteel Ingot
[4/5] Rubble Golem

Equipment:
[Steel Armor] (style mode)
[Gun] (put away)
 
10/10 Vexation (+1 from Talist, +1 from Randomname), using!

"ARGH, WILL THESE BATTLES EVER END?"

He's annoyed. So annoyed that he sends a blast of heat towards the laser turret, melting it. The heat distortions diffuse any lasers that the turret fires, making them useless.

10/10 Preparations. I'm still holding this.
+1 to Talist
 
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