Paradox:16

(x1)Calling upon the powers of Braketime, I take a few minutes and perpetuate a surge of Mechanical Fixing on the Perpetuum Mobile

Hmm a harsh hit by that rascal. It would survive a second harsh hit after healing 17500HP from the overdrive lava fabricator.. It would survive a second harsh hit after healing 17500HP from the overdrive lava fabricator.

Ok, tell me GM:
What would happen if I were to tunnel straight down in an attempt to escape, using Gravity to counteract the spatial loops?

1 energy == 5000 HP for the overdrive right? If no, what is the exact formula to calculate the increase in productivity?
Is there a limit on how much energy I can use at once for an overdrive? If yes, how big is that limit?

Will the Perpetuum Mobile cap at a certain max HP because it can't get more pristine or is the potential for max HP theoretically infinite if the only method to increase it is the lava fabricator?

Will passive charging ever be implemented so that I can produce perpetuum mobiles with the lava fabricator?

How much energy can one accumulator hold? Is there a limit?

Does the current battlefield contain any resources that are rich on energy such as coal, oil, radioactive substances or magma? If yes, would mining be an option with the spatial loops being present? If yes, where are the nearest and best yields that are within reach and not unreachable due to spatial loops?
How much units of resource do those yields contain (1 unit equals one accumulator charge)?

Is it possible to teleport in a battlefield with spatial loops?

Is time travel still possible despite the spatial loops?

Are rifts to other dimensions possible despite the spatial loops?

If rifts to other dimensions are possible, can they be entered or exited or do the spatial loops prevent that?

Can you please describe the phenomenon spatial loops, maybe with a diagram?

Could spatial loops make it possible to circumvent, lets say a defensive forcefield that is powered by energy of a perpetuum mobile?

Do lasers inflict blindness on enemies, drastically reducing their effective ATK, and if not why?

What is the Rassilon going to do the updop after this updop?

Which [PG] entity will attack which entity the updop after this updop?

What is your goal in hosting this game?

What do you think about my actions so far?

What action of any player in this game did impress you the most so far?

What is the weakness of the Rassilon?

Can the spatial loops be breached?

Will the Rassilon die when brought to 0 HP? If no, what will happen instead of the Rassilon dying?

Can I ask more questions this turn too? Please?

My first action:
After witnessing the devastating attack, I reprogram the lava fabricator to adjust the design of the Perpetuum Mobile specifically to make it more resistant to the devastating attack of the Rassilon, giving it a very specific elemental resistance to Rassilon damage, which is damage that is dealt directly by the Rassilon (1 CP).

Explanation:
This is intended to permanently and drastically reduce the amount of damage taken by the Perpetuum Mobile from the Rassilon as the building is now restructured to be especially resistant to the direct, damage dealing attacks of the Rassilon. This resistance does not affect attacks from other entities beside the Rassilon.

My second action:
I secretly add mines around the perpetuum mobile, which will damage any attacker, especially the Rassilon which is highly attracted to my dangerous entity. (1 CP)

Explanation:
This is intended to be a trap for the Rassiloon, one which might take even the life of a different attacker.

My third action:
I add one additional accumulator to replace one of the destroyed ones. (1 CP)

Explanation:
This will help to further overcharge the lava fabricator to secure my investment into the perpetuum mobile.

[1x]Behind the undead- wait, the undead shrubbery died! No! Its work is not finished! I quickly use some tomato juice to scrawl a binding sigil into the ground around the realness fruit tree where the shrubbery died, binding its soul which I assume it had back into the world! Spiritual Shrubber summoned, to defend the realness fruit tree!
[2x] I store another 2 CP, bringing me to 7.

+3 CP

CP: 12

[3A+4CP] Looks like these makeshift weapons aren't too effective. Also I'm out of flashlight ideas. Time to kick things up a notch. I unfold a Swedish flat-pack CARGO BAY. An empty CARGO SHUTTLE lands, ready to shipping things to and from Nanotrasen's Central Command. I glance at the Supply Console.

NT CREDITS: 0

Looks like it's time to begin the QUARTERMASTERY. I load the shuttle with the Flashlight Morningstar along with the rest of the flashlights, and use the Shuttle Console to send it to NT. They may or may not be evil, but they'll buy and sell just about anything you can fit onto the shuttle. It'll take a couple turns, but once the shuttle gets there, I'll hopefully have enough credits to start buying some real weaponry. And lots and lots of insulated gloves.

Hail Cargonia!
CP: 0

The Bachelor charges
CP: 3

Heh. Heh heh. Another 3 CP charged. Heh heh heh, "Squirrel Marine". How do we do it? Heh heh heh heh.

CP: 19

Action 1: I sic a horde of Semi-TARDIS Creepers on the Semi-TARDIS Minecart, who promptly blow it to Semi-TARDIS smithereens.

Action 2: I tell Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit of the Semi-Realness Tree. But do they ever listen? Heck no. They go and eat it anyways.

Action 3: Splashcat 3 CP.

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A1: 🅱ilgamesh and Archer make a bunch of hand signs and create a lime vortex, which is like the Time Vortex's barrier wall but composed of limes. The lime vortex is then compression blasted into the exterior shell of the Bachelor's TARDIS, attempting to push it into a TARDIS's natural siege mode, rendering it a panicking cube that probably hides in The Bachelor's inventory until it gets repaired or something. A2: As a gesture of peace from a fellow different spacetime vehicle user, The Doctor (human) uses his sonic screwdriver to cast an antivirus program on the Semi-TARDIS Minecart... A3: ...and in doing so, this repairs the textures with Hatsune Miku's secret physical manifestation holodeck hardlight technology, improving the Semi-TARDIS Minecart's HP again. CP: 12

Siege mode must be activated manually by the pilot of a TARDIS! The lime vortex instead deals 10,000 damage to the Bachelor's TARDIS! It is not destroyed, however: Instead, Rassilon allows the TARDIS to escape into the time vortex to avoid destruction, but for all intents and purposes it has indeed been "destroyed". The Bachelor will have to summon it again if he wants it back!

The anti-virus undoes the HP reduction!

The hardlight tech, along with the bonus provided by the Magical Sonic Screwdriver, boost the Semi-TARDIS Minecart's HP to 30,000!

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Paradox:16 (x1)Calling upon the powers of Braketime, I take a few minutes and perpetuate a surge of Mechanical Fixing on the Perpetuum Mobile

You charge!

You heal the Perpetuum Mobile by 5,000 points!

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Hmm a harsh hit by that rascal. It would survive a second harsh hit after healing 17500HP from the overdrive lava fabricator.. It would survive a second harsh hit after healing 17500HP from the overdrive lava fabricator. Ok, tell me GM: What would happen if I were to tunnel straight down in an attempt to escape, using Gravity to counteract the spatial loops? 1 energy == 5000 HP for the overdrive right? If no, what is the exact formula to calculate the increase in productivity? Is there a limit on how much energy I can use at once for an overdrive? If yes, how big is that limit? Will the Perpetuum Mobile cap at a certain max HP because it can't get more pristine or is the potential for max HP theoretically infinite if the only method to increase it is the lava fabricator? Will passive charging ever be implemented so that I can produce perpetuum mobiles with the lava fabricator? How much energy can one accumulator hold? Is there a limit? Does the current battlefield contain any resources that are rich on energy such as coal, oil, radioactive substances or magma? If yes, would mining be an option with the spatial loops being present? If yes, where are the nearest and best yields that are within reach and not unreachable due to spatial loops? How much units of resource do those yields contain (1 unit equals one accumulator charge)? Is it possible to teleport in a battlefield with spatial loops? Is time travel still possible despite the spatial loops? Are rifts to other dimensions possible despite the spatial loops? If rifts to other dimensions are possible, can they be entered or exited or do the spatial loops prevent that? Can you please describe the phenomenon spatial loops, maybe with a diagram? Could spatial loops make it possible to circumvent, lets say a defensive forcefield that is powered by energy of a perpetuum mobile? Do lasers inflict blindness on enemies, drastically reducing their effective ATK, and if not why? What is the Rassilon going to do the updop after this updop? Which [PG] entity will attack which entity the updop after this updop? What is your goal in hosting this game? What do you think about my actions so far? What action of any player in this game did impress you the most so far? What is the weakness of the Rassilon? Can the spatial loops be breached? Will the Rassilon die when brought to 0 HP? If no, what will happen instead of the Rassilon dying? Can I ask more questions this turn too? Please? My first action: After witnessing the devastating attack, I reprogram the lava fabricator to adjust the design of the Perpetuum Mobile specifically to make it more resistant to the devastating attack of the Rassilon, giving it a very specific elemental resistance to Rassilon damage, which is damage that is dealt directly by the Rassilon (1 CP). Explanation: This is intended to permanently and drastically reduce the amount of damage taken by the Perpetuum Mobile from the Rassilon as the building is now restructured to be especially resistant to the direct, damage dealing attacks of the Rassilon. This resistance does not affect attacks from other entities beside the Rassilon. My second action: I secretly add mines around the perpetuum mobile, which will damage any attacker, especially the Rassilon which is highly attracted to my dangerous entity. (1 CP) Explanation: This is intended to be a trap for the Rassiloon, one which might take even the life of a different attacker. My third action: I add one additional accumulator to replace one of the destroyed ones. (1 CP)

RE: Okay, I'm gonna go through these one by one in order.
RE: 1, it's impossible to escape the spatial barrier at this time, no matter what.
RE: 2, 1 Energy = 5,000 additional HP that the Lava Fabricator can heal.
RE: 3, no, you can use as much energy as you want. However, using more Energy than you need to fully heal the Perpetuum Mobile will not increase its maximum HP. You have to specify how much energy you want to use for healing, and how much you want to use for improving, if that makes sense.
RE: 4, no, there is no real limit to how much HP any entity can have. You also aren't restricted to using the Lava Fabricator to increase the Perpetuum Mobile's HP, regular actions/CP work fine too.
RE: 5, probably not. Maybe in the final game, but not here in the test session.
RE: 6, no, there is no limit. However, having too much of a resource may just draw unwanted attention from Rassilon...
RE: 7, no, the battlefield is completely barren, barring the gold infused into it by Archer Bowman and co.
RE: 8, so long as your destination is within the spatial loop itself, then yes, you can teleport. Not that there's much point at this point in time, but you can indeed do it.
RE: 9, time travel is completely impossible right now, for a reason unrelated to the spatial loops.
RE: 10, only if Rassilon allows it, which he won't unless you're a PG.
RE: 11, it's possible to enter the spatial loop, through a rift or otherwise, but you cannot leave until either Rassilon allows it or the loop is destroyed.
RE: 12, basically, this loop makes it so that once you reach the edge of the area the loop encompasses, you will automatically be warped to the opposite edge. You can see the area outside the loop, but you cannot actually leave.
RE: 13, I'm not quite sure what exactly you're asking, but imagine this: You are standing in front of a wall, and your enemy is on the other side of the wall, protected by it. To get to the enemy, you could move in the direction opposite from your side of the wall, and when you get to the edge of the loop you'll be warped to the opposite side, allowing you to reach the enemy.
RE: 14, no. You'd have to specifically make that a feature of the laser.
RE: 15, not even I know. Depends on how well the AG's are doing and how poorly the PG's are doing.
RE: 16, I don't know.
RE: 17, I want to gain experience GMing games, so that when the time comes for the actual Timemodding game, I'll hopefully be able to do the idea justice.
RE: 18, I find your actions confusing and nonspecific in what they're supposed to accomplish. I frequently have to guess to figure out how to interpret your words.
RE: 19, that is a tough question that I don't actually have an answer to yet. Sorry.
RE: 20, as a Godmodder, Rassilon can only be damaged by attacks which he cannot figure out a way to avoid, counter, or just nope. Creativity is key, as with fighting any other Godmodder.
RE: 21, yes, but you'll have to defeat a boss to do it.
RE: 22, yes, he will "die", but remember that he is a Time Lord... He has an unusually small amount of HP for a reason...
RE: 23, you may ask for clarification on any of my answers you didn't understand, but after next turn I'll have to stop. Too much Operator interference in a Godmodding war can be... troublesome.
RE: Oh, and before we continue, thank you for the action explanations!

You restructure the Perpetuum Mobile to resist Rassilon! It will now only take half-damage from his attacks!

You place mines around the Perpetuum Mobile! However, due to their nature, they can only be used once before needing to be replaced!

Accumulator added!

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[1x]Behind the undead- wait, the undead shrubbery died! No! Its work is not finished! I quickly use some tomato juice to scrawl a binding sigil into the ground around the realness fruit tree where the shrubbery died, binding its soul which I assume it had back into the world! Spiritual Shrubber summoned, to defend the realness fruit tree! [2x] I store another 2 CP, bringing me to 7.

Spiritual Shrubber summoned! Rassilon gives you a quizzical look, probably wondering why you insist on retaining this pitiful entity!

You charge!

QUOTE

+3 CP CP: 12

You charge!

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[3A+4CP] Looks like these makeshift weapons aren't too effective. Also I'm out of flashlight ideas. Time to kick things up a notch. I unfold a Swedish flat-pack CARGO BAY. An empty CARGO SHUTTLE lands, ready to shipping things to and from Nanotrasen's Central Command. I glance at the Supply Console. NT CREDITS: 0 Looks like it's time to begin the QUARTERMASTERY. I load the shuttle with the Flashlight Morningstar along with the rest of the flashlights, and use the Shuttle Console to send it to NT. They may or may not be evil, but they'll buy and sell just about anything you can fit onto the shuttle. It'll take a couple turns, but once the shuttle gets there, I'll hopefully have enough credits to start buying some real weaponry. And lots and lots of insulated gloves. Hail Cargonia! CP: 0

The Cargo Shuttle attempts to leave, but finds that it cannot escape the spatial loop! As such, it will instead stick around as an entity under your control until the loop is destroyed!

QUOTE

The Bachelor charges CP: 3

The Bachelor charges! Look at how smug he is while doing it. What an asshole.

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Heh. Heh heh. Another 3 CP charged. Heh heh heh, "Squirrel Marine". How do we do it? Heh heh heh heh. CP: 19

You charge!

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Action 1: I sic a horde of Semi-TARDIS Creepers on the Semi-TARDIS Minecart, who promptly blow it to Semi-TARDIS smithereens. Action 2: I tell Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit of the Semi-Realness Tree. But do they ever listen? Heck no. They go and eat it anyways. Action 3: Splashcat 3 CP.

You throw Semi-TARDIS Creepers at the Semi-TARDIS Minecart, dealing 10,000 base damage and 5,000 bonus creativity damage!

The Spiritual Shrubber stops Adam and Eve in their tracks! As this was not specified to be an attack, the Shrubber survives!

You charge!



Rassilon, no longer able to safely use Cybermen, instead uses the Gauntlet of Rassilon to double the Meta-Bachelor's HP and ATK!

RASSILON: Stop standing around, you pompous buffoon, and DO SOMETHING!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits and gains 1 Realness Point! The Perpetuum Mobile attacks the Meta-Bachelor, dealing 5,000 damage! The Accumulators gain 3 Energy, and the Lava Fabricator heals the Perpetuum Mobile by 7,500 HP! The Semi-TARDIS Minecart attacks the Meta-Bachelor, dealing 5,000 damage! The Robot Necromancy Pylon gains 1 Broken Part!

The Meta Bachelor attacks the Perpetuum Mobile, dealing 15,000 damage!

Rassilon: 7/10 HP [PG]

[BATTLEFIELD EFFECT: GOLD-IMBUED] Cybermen take 20,000 damage each turn.

Meta-Bachelor: 10,000/20,000 HP, 15,000 ATK [The Bachelor - PG]

Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 2 Realness Fruit (Grows 2 per turn) (4 Realness Points, gains 1 per turn)
Spiritual Shrubber: 5,000/5,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] Protecting Realness Fruit Tree
Perpetuum Mobile: 37,500/72,500 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - AG] x3 Accumulators (5 Energy, gains 3 each turn) Lava Fabricator (Heals Perpetuum Mobile by 7,500 each turn) Protected by Mines (10,000 ATK, can only be used once)
Semi-TARDIS Minecart: 15,000/30,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [Minecraft Avatar - AG]
Robot Necromancy Pylon: 2,500/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] 3 Broken Parts (Gains 1 each turn, spawns AG Cyberman upon gaining 8 parts)
Cargo Shuttle: 35,000/35,000 HP [Urus - AG] Carrying: Flashlight Morningstar (5,000 bonus damage if used)

JOEbob - [AG] (7 Realness Points)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased)
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
-The Doctor (Human) - [AG] Equipped: Magical Sonic Screwdriver (Bonus 5,000 HP to hardlight shields)
-🅱ilgamesh - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-Minecraft Avatar - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [AG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
Splashcat - [PG]
Urus - [AG]

Paradox:18

(x1)I invoke an Authorial Principle and T-Pose the Meta-Bachelor in an Authorial showdown, I of course win, because I’m the one writing this encounter and despite the Meta-Bachelor attempting to floss me about of existence, my T-Pose assertion of dominance throws him out of existence.

TRG 18 CP I think?

A1: Pompous buffoon? What do you take US for, Rassilon who was obviously addressing someone e- I am interrupted by the work of a stand user, whose pompous buffoonery proceeds to attack Rassilon from within by punching their internal organs a lot from the inside via really confusing medium-range Stand shenanigans that also punch Rassilon's internal organs somehow!

A2: Not to be outdone in the Rassilon-attacking department by a pompous buffoon, Archer proceeds to attack Rassilon in such a generic fashion it's impossible to tell what was actually done! His attack is a narrative placeholder, except the placeholder is definitely a damaging attack!

A3: The Doctor (human) kicks Rassilon in the shins with a kick line of Chinese classical elementals, which definitely exist without explanation as of that one comic. While Rassilon's busy defending his shins from the kicking, he is shot with a titanium elemental via trebuchet from where the Doctor (human) was actually being, because he had kicker proxies.


CP: 12

The Minecraft avatar, eerily silent, spends their Actions repairing the Semi-TARDIS Minecart.

Very interesting. I shall make good use of this information.

I focus and then teleport a part of the ground away, it is a cylinder that goes up to the spatial loop and stops there since nothing outside the spatial loop can be teleported. This big cylinder turns into a large tower as parts of it are teleported in different places. This makes a second Perpetuum mobile which utilizes the physics of the spatial loop to create energy from water that falls down on the inside of the tower, hits the bottom of the spatial loop and appears on the ceiling of the spatial loop, falling again down. There is a turbine that spins because the water flows through it and this turbine generates energy. The generated energy goes directly to the lava factory gets a permanent boost to its healing due to that.
I call the second perpetuum mobile "Tower of Babel" because it is a large tower and it opposes someone similar to god. (3CP)

Explanation: I drew a picture of my action so that you don't have to imagine it.

The lava fabricator shall overcharge with all of the energy that is currently stored in the accumulators.

[3x + 7 CP] Molding flesh and spirit and soil, I construct a multilimbed golem. Stats:
3 CP into HP. 5 CP into increasing its HP each turn. 1 CP into increasing the rate of HP increases each turn. 1 CP into a gradually strengthening deathrattle, which will summon the undead multilimbed golem.
The golem is behind the spiritual shrubber, is protecting the realness fruit tree, and has a mouth, so it eats the six or so realness fruit the realness fruit tree should have. The power of its increased realness will go into a damage-resistance passive of some kind.

+3 CP

CP: 15

I hold a late funeral for my beloved SIDRAT and Nolissar. Swearing vengeance, I train with a wizened old mountain monk for three plot-years, building up power. Then, returning to Rassilon, I unleash my ultimate technique! It's.. it's... it's..... to be revealed next turn!

The suspense.. It's literally killing Rassilon. No, really! The suspense from having to wait causes every bone in his body to shatter.

“Don’t worry, Rassy my ole pal, I’ve got something for you that is sure to work just fine against these idiots.”

3x Action + 3 CP: The Bachelor goes back over to his TARDIS and pulls out what appears to be a large set of armor, might entirely out of diamonds with gold shoulder pads.

“This baby should do just fine in preventing any damage to that old body of yours, for a while at least. And it looks pretty spiffy, too! Here, put it on.”

(The Shining Armor has all 6 CP put into health. It’s purpose is to act as a functional bodyguard for Rassilon while he wears it.)

The sacred CP gain technique is performed.

Maniac: 12 CP

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Paradox:18 (x1)I invoke an Authorial Principle and T-Pose the Meta-Bachelor in an Authorial showdown, I of course win, because I’m the one writing this encounter and despite the Meta-Bachelor attempting to floss me about of existence, my T-Pose assertion of dominance throws him out of existence.

You charge!

You T-Pose at the Meta-Bachelor to assert your dominance! He is unable to resist such power, and is utterly obliterated!

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TRG 18 CP I think?

You charge!

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A1: Pompous buffoon? What do you take US for, Rassilon who was obviously addressing someone e- I am interrupted by the work of a stand user, whose pompous buffoonery proceeds to attack Rassilon from within by punching their internal organs a lot from the inside via really confusing medium-range Stand shenanigans that also punch Rassilon's internal organs somehow! A2: Not to be outdone in the Rassilon-attacking department by a pompous buffoon, Archer proceeds to attack Rassilon in such a generic fashion it's impossible to tell what was actually done! His attack is a narrative placeholder, except the placeholder is definitely a damaging attack! A3: The Doctor (human) kicks Rassilon in the shins with a kick line of Chinese classical elementals, which definitely exist without explanation as of that one comic. While Rassilon's busy defending his shins from the kicking, he is shot with a titanium elemental via trebuchet from where the Doctor (human) was actually being, because he had kicker proxies. CP: 12

Rassilon reminds you that there are no Stand Users in the area, or at least none close enough to use a medium-range Stand on him! The attack is nullified!

Archer Bowman attacks Rassilon in a way so generic I physically cannot narrate it! As he cannot know what the attack actually is, Rassilon is unable to counter it, and takes 1 damage!

Rassilon briefly bends the spatial loop encompassing the battlefield, preventing the Chinese classical elementals, the titanium elemental, and the kicker proxies from reaching him!

QUOTE

The Minecraft avatar, eerily silent, spends their Actions repairing the Semi-TARDIS Minecart.

Semi-TARDIS Minecart fully repaired!

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Very interesting. I shall make good use of this information. I focus and then teleport a part of the ground away, it is a cylinder that goes up to the spatial loop and stops there since nothing outside the spatial loop can be teleported. This big cylinder turns into a large tower as parts of it are teleported in different places. This makes a second Perpetuum mobile which utilizes the physics of the spatial loop to create energy from water that falls down on the inside of the tower, hits the bottom of the spatial loop and appears on the ceiling of the spatial loop, falling again down. There is a turbine that spins because the water flows through it and this turbine generates energy. The generated energy goes directly to the lava factory gets a permanent boost to its healing due to that. I call the second perpetuum mobile "Tower of Babel" because it is a large tower and it opposes someone similar to god. (3CP) Explanation: I drew a picture of my action so that you don't have to imagine it. The lava fabricator shall overcharge with all of the energy that is currently stored in the accumulators.

You abuse the spatial loop to create the Tower of Babel! As long as it exists, it will boost the Lava Fabricator's output by 5,000 HP!

The Lava Fabricator will use all available Energy this turn!

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[3x + 7 CP] Molding flesh and spirit and soil, I construct a multilimbed golem. Stats: 3 CP into HP. 5 CP into increasing its HP each turn. 1 CP into increasing the rate of HP increases each turn. 1 CP into a gradually strengthening deathrattle, which will summon the undead multilimbed golem. The golem is behind the spiritual shrubber, is protecting the realness fruit tree, and has a mouth, so it eats the six or so realness fruit the realness fruit tree should have. The power of its increased realness will go into a damage-resistance passive of some kind.

Multi-limbed Golem created! However, when you attempt to have the increase in maximum HP each turn itself increase each turn, you are suddenly interrupted by the OP Scale! It has deemed this ability too powerful, especially for this early in the game, and will not allow its addition into the entity! As compensation, the 1 CP you spent on that instead goes into the Deathrattle ability, allowing it to accumulate 2 Deathrattles each turn! Once it reaches 10 Deathrattles, an Undead Multi-limbed Golem will be spawned!

The Golem will do as you say in the EoTB!

QUOTE

+3 CP CP: 15

You charge!

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I hold a late funeral for my beloved SIDRAT and Nolissar. Swearing vengeance, I train with a wizened old mountain monk for three plot-years, building up power. Then, returning to Rassilon, I unleash my ultimate technique! It's.. it's... it's..... to be revealed next turn! The suspense.. It's literally killing Rassilon. No, really! The suspense from having to wait causes every bone in his body to shatter.

Rassilon is perturbed, but not particularly rattled by the suspense!

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“Don’t worry, Rassy my ole pal, I’ve got something for you that is sure to work just fine against these idiots.” 3x Action + 3 CP: The Bachelor goes back over to his TARDIS and pulls out what appears to be a large set of armor, might entirely out of diamonds with gold shoulder pads. “This baby should do just fine in preventing any damage to that old body of yours, for a while at least. And it looks pretty spiffy, too! Here, put it on.” (The Shining Armor has all 6 CP put into health. It’s purpose is to act as a functional bodyguard for Rassilon while he wears it.)

Shining Armor summoned! It will intercept any attacks directed at Rassilon!

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The sacred CP gain technique is performed. Maniac: 12 CP

Sacred CP gain technique performed!



Rassilon attacks the Perpetuum Mobile, but can only deal 15,000 damage due to its resistance to him!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits, and gains 1 Realness Point! The Multi-limbed Golem eats 4 Realness Fruits, gaining 4 Realness Points! It uses the Realness points to improve its damage resistance, meaning it now takes quarter damage from all attacks! It also accumulates 2 Deathrattles! The Perpetuum Mobile attacks the Shining Armor, dealing 5,000 damage! The Accumulators gain 3 Energy! The Lava Fabricator uses all 8 Energy, combined with the boost from the Tower of Babel, to fully heal the Perpetuum Mobile! The Semi-TARDIS Minecart attacks the Shining Armor, dealing 5,000 damage! The Robot Necromancy Pylon gains 1 Broken Part!

Rassilon gazes upon the rapidly growing AG forces, and somehow growls in an even more angry way than before.

RASSILON: This is getting us nowhere, Bachelor. They are gaining too much power too quickly!
RASSILON: ...
RASSILON: I have an idea. Hold them off a bit longer while I prepare something...

It seems Rassilon has had enough of the AG's steamrolling of his forces! He's going to summon something big next turn, so ready yourselves!

Rassilon: 6/10 HP [PG]

[BATTLEFIELD EFFECT: GOLD-IMBUED] Cybermen take 20,000 damage each turn.

Shining Armor: 20,000/30,000 HP [The Bachelor - PG] Protecting Rassilon

Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 0 Realness Fruit (Grows 2 per turn) (5 Realness Points, gains 1 per turn)
Multi-limbed Golem: 15,000/15,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] Maximum HP increases by 12,500 each turn, 2 Deathrattle (Gains 2 per turn, spawns Undead Multi-limbed Golem at 10) Protecting Realness Fruit Tree, takes 1/4 damage from all attacks
Spiritual Shrubber: 5,000/5,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] Protecting Multi-limbed Golem, Realness Fruit Tree
Perpetuum Mobile: 72,500/72,500 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - AG] x3 Accumulators (8 Energy, gains 3 each turn) Lava Fabricator (Heals Perpetuum Mobile by 7,500 (12,500 with Tower of Babel) each turn) Protected by Mines (10,000 ATK, can only be used once) Half damage from Rassilon
Tower of Babel: 5,000/5,000 HP [hungry visitor - AG] Boosts Lava Fabricator's healing by 5,000
Semi-TARDIS Minecart: 30,000/30,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [Minecraft Avatar - AG]
Robot Necromancy Pylon: 2,500/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] 3 Broken Parts (Gains 1 each turn, spawns AG Cyberman upon gaining 8 parts)
Cargo Shuttle: 35,000/35,000 HP [Urus - AG] Carrying: Flashlight Morningstar (5,000 bonus damage if used)

JOEbob - [AG] (7 Realness Points)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased)
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
-The Doctor (Human) - [AG] Equipped: Magical Sonic Screwdriver (Bonus 5,000 HP to hardlight shields)
-��ilgamesh - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-Minecraft Avatar - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [AG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
Splashcat - [PG]
Urus - [AG]