It seems not even not understanding his actions can make him charge when it is true that I have to charge when I am not understood. That feels unfair but ok.

I summon a super fast Perpetuum Mobile by selling my soul. (9cp)

I add laser turret and electricity generator. (2cp)

I add accumulator and start driving.(1cp)

[1x] I point out that the 'Appeal to Authority' is a well-known logical fallacy, meaning his nature as Lord-President of Gallifrey or whatever is not a valid reason for him to be the source of logic- nor can there be one. You fool! You absolute buffalo! how could he possibly make such a mistake!
[1x]I empower the Protective Shrubbery with the ability to grow over time, causing it to gain 2,500 or so? HP/round, by infusing it with ambient life energy.
[1x] I then take care of the realness fruit tree, pruning any troublesome pestilence-afflicted branches and giving it more fertiliser, allowing the Realness Fruit Tree to create realness fruit more quickly.

[3x] chug

CP: 6

Oh thought I posted, uh....

I cherg 3.

Maniac: 6 CP

Another 3 CP charged. A shame that now, of all days, we are unable to do an attack.

CP: 11

QUOTE

Paradox:8 (x1)I increase my Paradoxicality

You charge!

You increase your Paradoxicality! This does... something, I guess?

QUOTE

“Well well well, didn’t expect that. Of course, only because I’m so brilliant I had to force myself not to expect it to make it a fair fight. Here, let me call in some favors.” 3x Action: The Bachelor pulls out a phone and dials in a few numbers. “HELLO?!” “Aha, Mx. Mgklorkokoko, wonderful to talk to you again my lovely little-“ “I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE.” “Ahaha, I know you love me. Anyways, do you mind coming to Gallifrey and helping out a buddy of mine?” “IF I DO WILL YOU NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN AFTERWARDS?” “Sure, ‘never’. Winky face, tongue out, ahaha.” “FINE. SEND YOUR WEIRD ASS TIME LIMOUSINE TO PICK ME UP.” “Can do, my flumptysnumpt.” “NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.” The TARDIS limousine dematerializes, and rematerializes a moment later. The car door opens, and a ginormous mass of tentacles, eyes and claws pops out. “ALRIGHT LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH!” And with that, Mgklorkokoko is summoned as an entity!

You summon Mgklorkokoko!

QUOTE

FOCUS: CHAAAAAAAARGE! As in charge CP instead of acting. CP: 12

You charge!

QUOTE

The Bachelor's Limousine Tardis begins to phase in and out of reality soon after the summon was summoned! As it turned out, through the ancient Minecraftian technique of crouching, the Minecraft Avatar had snuck onto the ship and has now stolen it! OH NO, through spacetime shenanigans, the Bachelor's fancy megatower was brought to the battlefield- OH GOD THE MINECRAFTIAN AVATAR HAS CRASHED INTO TOWER! OH GOSH THE BACHELOR TOWER IS CRASHING DOWN ON RASSILION! AND THE BACHELOR! AND Mgklorkokoko! Wait, what's this? The limosine made it! AND IT'S GOING AT RASSILION FOR ANOTHER ROUND! Oh, wait, he's Lord President of Gallifrey and a Godmodder. This poses no- Wait, what's that hissing noise? BOOOOOOOM!!!!! That was every last bit of TNT blowing up critical parts of the Limousine TARDIS. ... EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!!!! --------------------------- Actions 1 + 2: Steal the Limo Tardis and crash it into the Bachelor's towers, attacking him, his summon, and Rassilion Action 3: For good measure, ram Rassilion and, when he thinks he's safe, blow up the Tardis

Rassilon steps out of the way of your first attack, and as the Bachelor does not have actual stats (yet), Mgklorkokoko takes the full brunt of the Limo Tardis! They take 5,000 damage!

Rassilon again steps out of the way of the Limo Tardis! Before the TNT inside can detonate however, the vessel, which like all TARDIS's is sentient, uses its architechtural configuration circuits to safely delete the rooms in which TNT was placed! Said rooms are then immediately replaced, leaving the Limo Tardis unharmed!

QUOTE

It seems not even not understanding his actions can make him charge when it is true that I have to charge when I am not understood. That feels unfair but ok. I summon a super fast Perpetuum Mobile by selling my soul. (9cp) I add laser turret and electricity generator. (2cp) I add accumulator and start driving.(1cp)

Perpetuum Mobile summoned! 9 CP is payment enough, so you retain your soul!

You give the Perpetuum Mobile 5,000 ATK!

I genuinely don't know what you mean by "accumulator" so I'll refund that 1 CP, but you start driving nonetheless! However, before you can get far, you suddenly find yourself and your vehicle back where you started! It seems Rassilon has encased the battlefield in some sort of spacial loop, preventing anyone from leaving!

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[1x] I point out that the 'Appeal to Authority' is a well-known logical fallacy, meaning his nature as Lord-President of Gallifrey or whatever is not a valid reason for him to be the source of logic- nor can there be one. You fool! You absolute buffalo! how could he possibly make such a mistake! [1x]I empower the Protective Shrubbery with the ability to grow over time, causing it to gain 2,500 or so? HP/round, by infusing it with ambient life energy. [1x] I then take care of the realness fruit tree, pruning any troublesome pestilence-afflicted branches and giving it more fertiliser, allowing the Realness Fruit Tree to create realness fruit more quickly.

Well of course Rassilon the Absolute Buffalo would make such a mistake! He's just a buffalo, what do you expect him to do? Rassilon smites the buffalo for daring to use his name!

You empower the Protective Shrubbery! It will grow at a rate of 2,500 HP each turn!

The Realness Fruit Tree will now produce 2 Realness Fruits per turn!

QUOTE

[3x] chug CP: 6

You charge!

QUOTE

Oh thought I posted, uh.... I cherg 3. Maniac: 6 CP

You cherg!



As the only PG entity on the field, every AG entity capable of attacking has its sights set on them! Nolissar blasts Mgklorkokoko, dealing 5,000 damage and destroying them!

Rassilon scowls, and turns to the Bachelor.

RASSILON: Clearly these fools are not so incompetent after all, unlike you.
RASSILON: Be grateful, for I shall buy you time to summon something actually useful!

Turning back to the AGs, Rassilon raises his Staff of Rassilon, and before him a wormhole manifests! Something steps through the wormhole... no, several somethings! It seems Rassilon has just summoned his first entities: a group of five Cybermen! They will guard any PG entities until they are destroyed! Beware though, for they will also attack any AG entity!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits! The Protective Shrubbery gains 2,500 HP!

Rassilon: 9/10 HP [PG]

Cybermen: 20,000/20,000 HP (x5), 10,000 ATK (x5) [Rassilon - PG]

Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 4 Realness Fruit
Protective Shrubbery: 12,500/12,500 HP [JOEbob - AG] Protecting Realness Fruit Tree, HP increases by 2,500 per turn
Nolissar: 15,000/15,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [FlamingFlapjacks - AG]
Sidrat: 10,000/10,000 HP, 2,500 ATK [FlamingFlapjacks - AG]
Perpetuum Mobile: 45,000/45,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - AG]

JOEbob - [AG] (Realness increased)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased)
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-Minecraft Avatar - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [AG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]

(Also, I'm hereby changing something: Before, player ATK per action/CP was 2,500, like with entities. Now, I'm buffing players and only players to have 10,000 ATK per action/CP. This may change depending on if I decide it's too over-or-under-powered. In addition, players can now increase the damage they deal if their attack is creative enough, so you'd best get cracking! Those Cybermen aren't going to just stand around after all!)

SIDRAT hops onto Nossilar's head, and they merge into one entity, SIDRAT controlling them like that one disney rat. Glowing with power, the duo charge the Cybermen, trying to teleport them into space!
I slap bad time man.

The Bachelor chuckles “Good idea, Rassy-Rass, good idea indeed! Here, let me grab a few more gizmos that I sto-made, that I made, because I’m a very stable genius.”

3x Action: The Bachelor once again pulls something out of the trunk of his limo TARDIS: a vial of a silver, gooey substance. He pours it out on the ground. He prods it with his foot, and it starts jiggling and shifting around, before transforming into a near perfect copy of The Bachelor! Same hair, same eyes, same shitting eating grin. The only difference is that it’s made out of a completely silver liquid metal, and is only semi-sentient, which thankfully means we still only have to deal with the asshole personality of one Bachelor.

2 CP goes into the Meta-Bachelor’s Health and 1 CP into it’s attack.

For the first time, the Minecraft Avatar... speaks? No! It's telepathically projecting a Minescraft text box into people's heads!

SURPRISE!: MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY!

They're throwing an insane amount of gold bars now, at the Cybermen! Where did the gold come from?

...well, that collapsing gold statue of the Bachelor that the Bachelor had commissioned is toppling over due to a critical existence failure of its feet. So that answers that question.

Wait a second- the Cybermen are weak to gold! This is basically an overwhelming alpha strike on the communist robot hive mind!

SURPRISE!: Got to say. I am ashamed I forgot about the sentience of the TARDIS. My bad, Limo.

It seems that whoever, or whatever, is behind the Minecraft avatar knows more than they let on...

===========

X3 Action focus: GOLD THROW AT THE ROBOTIC COMMUNIST ALLEGORIES!

Paradox:10

(x1)With my newly increased Paradoxicality, I paradoxically strike at both the technological and the organic parts of the Cybermen with a whirling thunder of a Thunderstorm and the Aquatic Force of a Tsunami

I join the game!...

> RASSILON: Or you could stand with me in my righteous cause, and bring ultimate peace to the universe!

...You know what, sign me up! I join as a PG!

Action 1: I call up King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table to let them know I found them a shrubbery. They show up and chop down the Protective Shrubbery to take to the Knights Who Say Ni.

Action 2: I summon a Lissar, then bring it into contact with Nolissar, canceling out both of them!

Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

CP: 1.

A1: "So, I heard the cats left because all the wars were going to hit the 'real' Homeworld, huh." Archer says to nobody in particular, having recollected his cast of sidekicks or whatever.

Well, southern Gallifrey is probably under-occupied right now given the cats aren't there and Rassilon is probably more focused on conquering the Time Lords. A note for later.

Archer's chameleon circuit activates, revealing...the other Bachelor!

Appearance established, he proceeds to...walk diagonally while spawning jars of yak butter?

That's right! Spawning jars of yak butter from nothing instead of using a yak or a synthesizer messes with the Rassilon Imprimatur! That's rude to the Spiral Politic, causing time to get itchy and vibrate in response to biodata correction. Archer counter-vibrates sideways at (not in) time, causing Rassilon's space loop barrier to vibrate rapidly instead, and assault Rassilon with the psychic equivalent of error messages! Archer then throws the yak butter at Rassilon while he's busy fixing spacetime again.

A2: Archer picks up one of the Cybermen and whacks Rassilon with them, using the local godmodder as a sufficiently durable countertop to crack the cyborg open with.

A3: Archer deploys the famous Polly Cocktail to melt the cybermen's plastic support components, then when they reveal they have a counteragent to that or finally redesigned around it, he hits them with the fire extinguisher he deployed it from!


CP: 12

[1A] I appear bathed in light. This light comes from a giant pile of flashlights nearby. I grab a flashlight and shine it in Rassilon's eyes, in an attempt to mildly irritate.

CP: 2

[1x] I get a bunch of cheap swords and start taping them to the protective shrubbery. with all this sharpness attached, it now has a thorns-like effect- Anyone attacking it will take damage!
[1x] I retrieve the four realness fruit and start cooking them. However, I have no idea how to cook realness fruit, so mostly I just hold them above some magical fire for a little before shovelling them into my mouth. I become even Realer!
[1x] Thirdly, I bend around some of the Realness Fruit Tree's realness refining facilities into itself, causing the tree to increase its own realness over time, while also simultanously increasing the effectiveness of its realness production overall so this doesn't reduce fruit production.

[3x] CHLUG
+3 CP

CP: 9

FOCUS: I quickly look through the Wiki article for Cybermen. Ah hah! They are weak to gold! So I can-

Wait no someone's already done that. Darn.

Hmm. This reminds me of those old werewolf tales, where they are weak to silver bullets. Does that mean Cybermen are werebots? An interesting idea....

So, then how do I turn them back? Well, werewolves turn back once the sun goes up, which is when wolves go to sleep. When do robots go to sleep? Why, when their off switch is pressed!

So, I grab a big button labeled "OFF", put it on a remote, and point it towards the Cybermen. When I press the button, the Cybermen miraculously turn into humans.

I then wonder why the Doctor hasn't tried that before. It's pretty obvious.

Maniac: 6 CP

No one can leave. Spatial loop.

An accumulator accumulates the energy that is produced by my perpetuum mobile, I explain. Get 4 accumulators with the CP I have been granted, slowly storing the infinite energy dripping into them.

QUOTE

Another 3 CP charged. A shame that now, of all days, we are unable to do an attack. CP: 11

You charge and, as compensation for me missing your post last turn, you find yourself with a bonus 3 CP!

QUOTE

SIDRAT hops onto Nossilar's head, and they merge into one entity, SIDRAT controlling them like that one disney rat. Glowing with power, the duo charge the Cybermen, trying to teleport them into space! I slap bad time man.

SIDRAT and Nolissar merge into one entity, SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar! They will act during the EoTB!

You slap bad time man, while Rassilon wonders who the hell that is!

QUOTE

The Bachelor chuckles “Good idea, Rassy-Rass, good idea indeed! Here, let me grab a few more gizmos that I sto-made, that I made, because I’m a very stable genius.” 3x Action: The Bachelor once again pulls something out of the trunk of his limo TARDIS: a vial of a silver, gooey substance. He pours it out on the ground. He prods it with his foot, and it starts jiggling and shifting around, before transforming into a near perfect copy of The Bachelor! Same hair, same eyes, same shitting eating grin. The only difference is that it’s made out of a completely silver liquid metal, and is only semi-sentient, which thankfully means we still only have to deal with the asshole personality of one Bachelor. 2 CP goes into the Meta-Bachelor’s Health and 1 CP into it’s attack.

Meta-Bachelor summoned!

QUOTE

For the first time, the Minecraft Avatar... speaks? No! It's telepathically projecting a Minescraft text box into people's heads! SURPRISE!: MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY! They're throwing an insane amount of gold bars now, at the Cybermen! Where did the gold come from? ...well, that collapsing gold statue of the Bachelor that the Bachelor had commissioned is toppling over due to a critical existence failure of its feet. So that answers that question. Wait a second- the Cybermen are weak to gold! This is basically an overwhelming alpha strike on the communist robot hive mind! SURPRISE!: Got to say. I am ashamed I forgot about the sentience of the TARDIS. My bad, Limo. It seems that whoever, or whatever, is behind the Minecraft avatar knows more than they let on... =========== X3 Action focus: GOLD THROW AT THE ROBOTIC COMMUNIST ALLEGORIES!

You chuck gold bars at the Cybermen, dealing 30,000 damage along with an additional 10,000 for using their weakness! 2 Cyberman are destroyed!

QUOTE

Paradox:10 (x1)With my newly increased Paradoxicality, I paradoxically strike at both the technological and the organic parts of the Cybermen with a whirling thunder of a Thunderstorm and the Aquatic Force of a Tsunami

You charge!

You deal 15,000 damage to the Cybermen!

QUOTE

I join the game!... > RASSILON: Or you could stand with me in my righteous cause, and bring ultimate peace to the universe! ...You know what, sign me up! I join as a PG! Action 1: I call up King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table to let them know I found them a shrubbery. They show up and chop down the Protective Shrubbery to take to the Knights Who Say Ni. Action 2: I summon a Lissar, then bring it into contact with Nolissar, canceling out both of them! Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table deal 10,000 damage to the Protective Shrubbery!

You summon a Lissar and bring it into contact with the SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar, dealing 10,000 damage!

You charge!

QUOTE

A1: "So, I heard the cats left because all the wars were going to hit the 'real' Homeworld, huh." Archer says to nobody in particular, having recollected his cast of sidekicks or whatever. Well, southern Gallifrey is probably under-occupied right now given the cats aren't there and Rassilon is probably more focused on conquering the Time Lords. A note for later. Archer's chameleon circuit activates, revealing...the other Bachelor! Appearance established, he proceeds to...walk diagonally while spawning jars of yak butter? That's right! Spawning jars of yak butter from nothing instead of using a yak or a synthesizer messes with the Rassilon Imprimatur! That's rude to the Spiral Politic, causing time to get itchy and vibrate in response to biodata correction. Archer counter-vibrates sideways at (not in) time, causing Rassilon's space loop barrier to vibrate rapidly instead, and assault Rassilon with the psychic equivalent of error messages! Archer then throws the yak butter at Rassilon while he's busy fixing spacetime again. A2: Archer picks up one of the Cybermen and whacks Rassilon with them, using the local godmodder as a sufficiently durable countertop to crack the cyborg open with. A3: Archer deploys the famous Polly Cocktail to melt the cybermen's plastic support components, then when they reveal they have a counteragent to that or finally redesigned around it, he hits them with the fire extinguisher he deployed it from! CP: 12

Rassilon is briefly overwhelmed by the psychic error messages, and takes 1 damage from your attack!

You deal 10,000 damage to a Cyberman by cracking it open on a countertop with a large sticker of Rassilon's face on it! 1 Cyberman destroyed!

QUOTE

[1A] I appear bathed in light. This light comes from a giant pile of flashlights nearby. I grab a flashlight and shine it in Rassilon's eyes, in an attempt to mildly irritate. CP: 2

Rassilon puts on his Sunglasses of Rassilon to protect his eyes!

You charge!

QUOTE

[1x] I get a bunch of cheap swords and start taping them to the protective shrubbery. with all this sharpness attached, it now has a thorns-like effect- Anyone attacking it will take damage! [1x] I retrieve the four realness fruit and start cooking them. However, I have no idea how to cook realness fruit, so mostly I just hold them above some magical fire for a little before shovelling them into my mouth. I become even Realer! [1x] Thirdly, I bend around some of the Realness Fruit Tree's realness refining facilities into itself, causing the tree to increase its own realness over time, while also simultanously increasing the effectiveness of its realness production overall so this doesn't reduce fruit production.

The Protective Shrubbery gains 2,500 ATK, and will deal damage to anyone who makes physical contact when attacking it!

You cook 4 Realness Fruit, giving each a slight bonus to their Realness-granting abilities! Upon eating them, you gain 6 additional Realness... points? I dunno, point is you're more real now.

Unfortunately, you find that you cannot do both of those things with a single action. However, you do manage to get the Realness Fruit Tree to gradually make itself more real! It will gain 1 Realness Point per turn!

QUOTE

[3x] CHLUG +3 CP CP: 9

You chlug!

QUOTE

FOCUS: I quickly look through the Wiki article for Cybermen. Ah hah! They are weak to gold! So I can- Wait no someone's already done that. Darn. Hmm. This reminds me of those old werewolf tales, where they are weak to silver bullets. Does that mean Cybermen are werebots? An interesting idea.... So, then how do I turn them back? Well, werewolves turn back once the sun goes up, which is when wolves go to sleep. When do robots go to sleep? Why, when their off switch is pressed! So, I grab a big button labeled "OFF", put it on a remote, and point it towards the Cybermen. When I press the button, the Cybermen miraculously turn into humans. I then wonder why the Doctor hasn't tried that before. It's pretty obvious. Maniac: 6 CP

With creativity bonus, you deal 40,000 damage to the Cybermen, converting two into humans, who seem rather confused! Rassilon growls, and kills them on the spot! All five Cybermen have been destroyed!

QUOTE

No one can leave. Spatial loop. An accumulator accumulates the energy that is produced by my perpetuum mobile, I explain. Get 4 accumulators with the CP I have been granted, slowly storing the infinite energy dripping into them.

You use 4 CP to gain 4 Accumulators! They will gain 4 units of Energy each turn!



Before anyone else can act, Rassilon leaps into action, as he refuses to have his pawn- er, allies entities destroyed again so soon! He summons 5 Cybermen preemptively!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits, and gains 1 Realness Point! The Protective Shrubbery gains 2,500 HP! SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar attempts to teleport one Cyberman into space, but the spatial barrier prevents this! Instead, it just deals 7,500 damage to one Cyberman! The Perpetuum Mobile opens fire, dealing 45,000 damage, destroying 2 Cybermen! It also accumulates 4 Energy!

The Cybermen advance! 1 attacks the Protective Shrubbery, dealing 10,000 damage but taking 2,500 damage in return! 1 attacks SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar, dealing 10,000 damage! The last attacks the Perpetuum Mobile, dealing 10,000 Damage! Meta-Bachelor attacks SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar, dealing 2,500 damage!

Rassilon: 8/10 HP [PG]

Cybermen (x3): 20,000/20,000 (1 is at 7,500 HP) HP, 10,000 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Will protect PG entities
Meta-Bachelor: 10,000/10,000 HP, 2,500 ATK [The Bachelor - PG]

Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 2 Realness Fruit (1 Realness Point, gains 1 per turn)
Protective Shrubbery: 5,000/15,000 HP, 2,500 ATK [JOEbob - AG] Protecting Realness Fruit Tree, HP increases by 2,500 per turn, Will attack anything that attacks it
SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar: 2,500/25,000 HP, 7,500 ATK [FlamingFlapjacks - AG]
Perpetuum Mobile: 35,000/45,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - AG] x4 Accumulators (4 Energy, gains 4 each turn)

JOEbob - [AG] (7 Realness Points)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased)
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
-The Doctor (Human) - [AG]
-Bilgamesh - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-Minecraft Avatar - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [AG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
Splashcat - [PG]

Paradox:12


(X1I invoking my increased Paradoxicality, I paradoxically create a whole bunch of Golden EMP Grenades in a midst of Gold Dust from nothing, suffocating the Cybermen before the Paradoxical EMPs overwhelm their emotional inhibitors and shut their technological parts down

The Minecraft Avatar thinks for a moment, then starts laying down Minecart rails. Then they place a can of black paint in it and then, after doing some funky things involving a crafting table, an eye of Ender, and some shears, attaches a pair of spacetime scissors to the cart's side.

With the use of powered rails, the Minecraft Avatar nudges the thing and off like a shot, the minecart travels in circles! The scissors cut a hole in spacetime, and the paint turns it into a black hole!

However, due to Minecraft physics being only selectively affected by gravity, the Minecraft Avatar and the minecart both remain unaffected. In fact, the Minecraft Avatar seems to be using a prodigious amount of iron to build a larger scale replica of the minecart around the setup, then using an enchanting table and a book to-

Oh.

OH.

Using all three of their Actions... The Minecraft Avatar has jury rigged their own Proto-TARDIS Minecart into existence!