+3 CP. churgificate

I channel APRIL FOOLS MAGYKKS, using the power of my birthday being on that day, to headbutt Rassilon's face. His April Fools alter ego, Nolissar, appears to do good! Go forth, Nolissar!

Unless you have any objections, Picture Narrator, I’m just going to charge. I think our teammates have the situation handled.

No objections? Okay then. Another 3 CP charged.

CP: 5

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In a desperate attempt, the Minecraft Avatar in-advisably use TNT to blow up the wall the rest of the way so they may pick up the diamond pieces easier.

As you did not specify the number of actions used, I will assume you used all three! You successfully detonate the Diamond Wall, destroying it!

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Archer Bowman opens a door that reveals the timeship Tardis. You see, the Doctor (human), who is not to be confused with The Doctor (time lord), came here to laugh at the incoming genius shenanigans! In his laughter, he accidentally presses the 'pass turn' button in the Tardis, taking up Archer Bowman's actions and charging another 3 CP. Oh well, they'll still count as one Descendant for administrative purposes, good enough. CP: 6

You charge!

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FOCUS: I send a letter down south saying that diamonds have been found. Before long, a bunch of greedy prospectors show up and start mining the wall for greed purposes. Lesson learned: greed is good when killing Godmodders.

The Diamond Wall is already gone, so you instead charge 3 CP!

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The Bachelor chuckles as if he wasn’t just told off by one of the most powerful Time Lords to ever exist. “Don’t worry, Mr. Rassilon, don’t worry at all. I’m a very smart man, very good at things. Everyone loves me. Did I mention I’m handsome?” 3x Action: The Bachelor pulls a watering can out of the trunk of his Limousine TARDIS, which vworps in an annoyed fashion a she does, and starts..watering the diamond wall. Suddenly the edges of it start growing, and wrapping around the three entities nearby until they form a complete circle. Then the top of the wall starts growing upwards until they touch and fuse together, completely sealing the three off from the outside world, for now. The diamond wall is now a diamond dome.

As the Diamond Wall was already destroyed, you instead create an entirely new Diamond Dome, which cannot be walked around like its predecessor!

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Both the artificer and the narrator in the scenario decide to convene and agree that there really isn't a point to being known as "??????" for the entirety of the game. As such, the tech guy decides to go by Argent instead, because he finds it a neat nickname and the narrator appreciates the pun. [Actions 1,2] - Continue to charge. Argent quite simply puts the first set of batteries in small pouch, lined with arcane runes and seemingly holding way too much stuff to make spatial sense. Pulling out a couple more empty vials, he quickly configures them into the same style of battery and throws a couple more actions worth of Descendency into them. He figures it could come in handy later. [Action 3] - Harvest resources. Turning to ponder the Diamond Wall- err, Dome now, Argent seems conflicted for a second. Quickly measuring and checking a few things in his personal inventory, he nods as things seem in order before he swings in with a glowing pickaxe, cutting away sectors of the dome and gathering them for his own use, eventually forming a small window in the Diamond Dome - encountering the Bachelor on the other side. Taking a moment to acknowledge the other Descendent with a very good look of "oh" , he talks as he gathers up the last few chunks of the material that he cut through, rather non-chalantly. It's pretty clear the scientist does not love or really care about The Bachelor - he just wants the minerals. Argent - Sorry, but this much of a resource is difficult to come by naturally. Argent - Hopefully you don't mind. I doubt you'd mind, right? Argent - You probably have far more than this anyways. The researcher pauses for a moment, before looking the other Descendent over. Argent - I'm personally surprised you didn't build it out of Netherite. It's far tougher and rarer anyways. Argent - Seems like you weren't thinking ahead on either durability of flashiness. Not very intelligent. Argent - Either way, thank you for the diamonds. I'll be on my way now. Having gathered the resources he needs, Argent walks back to his small perch and begins to tinker with the materials. It's clear he has something planned, but what is it? [CP - 5]

You charge 2 CP!

You take a chunk out of the Diamond Dome, dealing 2,500 damage to it!

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Paradox:4 (x1)I remove the ground from beneath the Diamond Dome and then fill it with Balefire, burning up all the air and Rassilon from the Weave as well as from the world.

Rassilon summons a torrent of Balewater to counter the Balefire, nullifying both and rendering his air supply untouched!

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[1x] since a condescending wave of a hand is in no way a justification of anything, Rassilion has not justified his counter of my attack. he also has not countered my attack. to be clear, my attack was on his ability to counter attacks, and not on him directly. For these reasons, Rassilion suddenly finds himself powerless to counter anything. ever. [2x] I create a small blue seed, and plant it in the ground to create a small blue tree. The small blue tree will grow realness fruits, and I will consume them. in essence, this is to allow me to become realer more consistently and quickly, in the long run. the tree is an entity, unless it doesn't have to be.

RASSILON: I do not need justification for this! You speak nonsense, and that is justification enough to not listen to a word you say!

Realness Fruit Tree created! Each turn, it will grow 1 Realness Fruit! These do... something, I guess.

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You fell for it Fools! Terra Split Attack 3x CP COMBO! The small micromachines expand from their current size into Yottamachines, increasing in size (micromachine size*10^33) with mach 870000 which is almost light speed. Yes, the mystic power of high numbers is very impressing, 3 is higher than 1, 1*10^33 is higher than 1, 870000 mach is higher than 0 cm/year. Wait what was the target again... Ah yes having several planet sized Yottamachines. wait planet sized? Doing some math I realize that my Yottamachines will collapse into black holes.S After googling facts, I realize that the universe is about 200 Yottameters big. There are way more Yottamachines than 200. I might have acted too rashly, BUT it will take them more than 23 billion years to get to this size. I am relieved. 298410 kilometers per second of increased size in every direction might be concerning, but less than instant universes.

I'm not sure what you're trying to do here. Are you summoning an entity? Attacking Rassilon? Attacking someone else? I can't tell what your intent is.

As compensation however, you now have 6 CP to do with as you please!

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+3 CP. churgificate

You charge!

QUOTE

I channel APRIL FOOLS MAGYKKS, using the power of my birthday being on that day, to headbutt Rassilon's face. His April Fools alter ego, Nolissar, appears to do good! Go forth, Nolissar!

You summon Nolissar! As it is April Fools Day, Nolissar gains an extra 2 CP worth of ATK (Attack)!

QUOTE

Unless you have any objections, Picture Narrator, I’m just going to charge. I think our teammates have the situation handled. No objections? Okay then. Another 3 CP charged. CP: 5

You charge!



The Realness Fruit Tree grows 1 Realness Fruit! Nolissar attempts to attack Rassilon, but must get through the Diamond Dome first! He attacks it, dealing 5,000 damage!

Rassilon: 9/10 HP [PG]

Diamond Dome: 7,500/15,000 HP [Bachelor - PG]
Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 1 Realness Fruit
Nolissar: 15,000/15,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [FlamingFlapjacks - AG]

JOEbob - [AG] (Realness increased)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG]
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-Minecraft Avatar - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [AG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
King_Fluffy - [AG]
FlamingFlapjacks - [AG]

TRG 9 CP

FOCUS: I charge, except it's Archer, the Doctor (human) and 🅱️ilgamesh from the pre-universe all each charging once and it adds up to 3. Sure. I guess.

CP: 9

“What a wonderful diamond wall, made by yours truly. Thet’ll get the ladies and gentlemen swooning, eh Razzy? Haha, of course it will, I made it.”

3x Actions: The Bachelor opens up the “car” door to his TARDIS and gets inside, then dematerializes outside of the Diamond Dome. He pulls out a bazooka made of gold, and fires multiple rockets made of gold at the Dome. They don’t explode though, instead they melt into splashes of molten gold when they hit the dome. Then the splashes start spreading out, before covering the entire dome and creating a nice gold plating to act as armor. Gold isn’t very strong, but it should give the dome enough health to survive for a bit longer. Then he gets back in his TARDIS and rematerializes inside of the dome.

The Minecraft Avatar uses his three Actions to summon something of his own- wait aren't all mobs from Minecraft inherently Hostile!?

AND IT'S A CREEPER! One could swear that they hear manic giggling coming from the Minecraft Avatar since the Creeper is right next to that fancy dome.

And it'd be a sshhhhhame if sssssomethign happened to it, wouldn't it?

FOCUS: Oh that dome is an issue! What will I-

Wait! A dome is half of a sphere! And half of a sphere can be a hemisphere, if it depicts a planet.

I paint the southern half of Earth on the dome. I proceed to get very detailed with the art, showing all the islands and all that.

I then get a mini boat figurine and have it travel from east to west along a particular path and have it sail off the edge of the world.

There is now a large hole in the dome. After all, the ship needed somewhere to fall!

[1x] Ah, perhaps it would be justification enough... If I Did speak nonsense! However I speak only sense, and avidly avoid speaking nonsense! For this reason, Rassilon's continued attempts to counter will fail! Granted, his justifications don't have to be particularly good justifications, it is stated so in the rules, but this justification is just a lie, and you can't justify something with a lie without implicitly stating it is Not justified if the lie is false, and so genuinely not justified, shunk rassilon once again loses his countering capabilities, as I have several-times over said he will. I am always right, you know. He's going to start taking damage very soon.
...That may or may not be related to the knife I just jammed into his throat mid-sentence.
[2x] I plant several small bushes and brambles around the Realness Fruit Tree. While they may begin small, they will grow larger with time, and soon prevent enemy access to the realness fruit tree entirely! Though, since they do not have mouths, they will be unable to partake in the realness increasing properties of the realness fruit.

Huh nothing happened. I do not understand the ways of the Rascallion, thusly forcing him to charge instead of doing anything else.

I do not understand for 3 actions.

Paradox:6

(x1)Gold...shiny...a passing Dragon takes away the Diamond, Gold Covered Dome before I can for it’s hoard. DARN IT!!

Nolissar cackles.. uh, not evilly. Goodguyily! Yeah. Nolissar cackles goodguyily and summons the SIDRAT, the opposite of the TARDIS! It's a space-travelling rat. Combining their attacks, the pair (enhanced by my actions) turn the Diamond Dome into a Diamond Fractal! The impossibility of this causes it to collapse, raining razor sharp diamonds upon Rassilon.

Sorry, Picture Narrator, but I think charging 3 CP is all we can do at this point.

But as they say: "This whole operation was your idea". You came up with the plan, after all:
1: now that I think about it
2: there's really no reason
3: to put the actual plan here
4: Praise, glory, fame.
5: Repeat.

CP: 8

QUOTE

TRG 9 CP

You charge!

QUOTE

FOCUS: I charge, except it's Archer, the Doctor (human) and 🅱️ilgamesh from the pre-universe all each charging once and it adds up to 3. Sure. I guess. CP: 9

You charge!

QUOTE

“What a wonderful diamond wall, made by yours truly. Thet’ll get the ladies and gentlemen swooning, eh Razzy? Haha, of course it will, I made it.” 3x Actions: The Bachelor opens up the “car” door to his TARDIS and gets inside, then dematerializes outside of the Diamond Dome. He pulls out a bazooka made of gold, and fires multiple rockets made of gold at the Dome. They don’t explode though, instead they melt into splashes of molten gold when they hit the dome. Then the splashes start spreading out, before covering the entire dome and creating a nice gold plating to act as armor. Gold isn’t very strong, but it should give the dome enough health to survive for a bit longer. Then he gets back in his TARDIS and rematerializes inside of the dome.

You heal the Diamond Dome, and the gold increases its HP to 22,500!

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The Minecraft Avatar uses his three Actions to summon something of his own- wait aren't all mobs from Minecraft inherently Hostile!? AND IT'S A CREEPER! One could swear that they hear manic giggling coming from the Minecraft Avatar since the Creeper is right next to that fancy dome. And it'd be a sshhhhhame if sssssomethign happened to it, wouldn't it?

You summon a Creeper! Because it is an offense-based mob, two of the three Actions dumped into it will go into its ATK!

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FOCUS: Oh that dome is an issue! What will I- Wait! A dome is half of a sphere! And half of a sphere can be a hemisphere, if it depicts a planet. I paint the southern half of Earth on the dome. I proceed to get very detailed with the art, showing all the islands and all that. I then get a mini boat figurine and have it travel from east to west along a particular path and have it sail off the edge of the world. There is now a large hole in the dome. After all, the ship needed somewhere to fall!

The Diamond Dome takes 7,500 damage!

QUOTE

[1x] Ah, perhaps it would be justification enough... If I Did speak nonsense! However I speak only sense, and avidly avoid speaking nonsense! For this reason, Rassilon's continued attempts to counter will fail! Granted, his justifications don't have to be particularly good justifications, it is stated so in the rules, but this justification is just a lie, and you can't justify something with a lie without implicitly stating it is Not justified if the lie is false, and so genuinely not justified, shunk rassilon once again loses his countering capabilities, as I have several-times over said he will. I am always right, you know. He's going to start taking damage very soon. ...That may or may not be related to the knife I just jammed into his throat mid-sentence. [2x] I plant several small bushes and brambles around the Realness Fruit Tree. While they may begin small, they will grow larger with time, and soon prevent enemy access to the realness fruit tree entirely! Though, since they do not have mouths, they will be unable to partake in the realness increasing properties of the realness fruit.

RASSILON: You only speak sense because you declare you speak sense.
RASSILON: However, you have no authority to decide what does and does not make sense!
RASSILON: As I am the Godmodder (and Lord-President of Gallifrey) I am the one who decides what does and does not make sense!
RASSILON: And I declare that you do not speak sense, thus your attack on my ability to counter is null and void!
RASSILON: ...Also you still have to get through the Diamond Dome to attack me.

You deal 2,500 damage to the Diamond Dome!

You summon Protective Shrubbery! It will take any damage aimed at the Realness Fruit Tree!

QUOTE

Huh nothing happened. I do not understand the ways of the Rascallion, thusly forcing him to charge instead of doing anything else. I do not understand for 3 actions.

You charge!

QUOTE

Paradox:6 (x1)Gold...shiny...a passing Dragon takes away the Diamond, Gold Covered Dome before I can for it’s hoard. DARN IT!!

You charge!

The Diamond Dome takes 2,500 damage from the Dragon's attempt to steal it! It will take more effort to take it from its owner!

QUOTE

Nolissar cackles.. uh, not evilly. Goodguyily! Yeah. Nolissar cackles goodguyily and summons the SIDRAT, the opposite of the TARDIS! It's a space-travelling rat. Combining their attacks, the pair (enhanced by my actions) turn the Diamond Dome into a Diamond Fractal! The impossibility of this causes it to collapse, raining razor sharp diamonds upon Rassilon.

SIDRAT summoned!

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Sorry, Picture Narrator, but I think charging 3 CP is all we can do at this point. But as they say: "This whole operation was your idea". You came up with the plan, after all: 1: now that I think about it 2: there's really no reason 3: to put the actual plan here 4: Praise, glory, fame. 5: Repeat. CP: 8

You charge!



The Creeper, sensing the presence of Rassilon and the Bachelor through the holes in the Diamond Barrier, charges up and explodes, killing itself and dealing 5,000 damage to the Diamond Dome! Nolissar and the SIDRAT combine forces to attack the Diamond Dome, destroying it!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 1 Realness Fruit!

Rassilon: 9/10 HP [PG]

Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 2 Realness Fruit
Protective Shrubbery: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] Protecting Realness Fruit Tree
Nolissar: 15,000/15,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [FlamingFlapjacks - AG]
Sidrat: 10,000 HP, 2,500 ATK [FlamingFlapjacks - AG]

JOEbob - [AG] (Realness increased)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG]
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-Minecraft Avatar - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [AG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
King_Fluffy - [AG]
FlamingFlapjacks - [AG]

I just updated the rules to include Entity mechanics, which right now are very basic. It's Rule 8 in the OP.

Paradox:8

(x1)I increase my Paradoxicality

“Well well well, didn’t expect that. Of course, only because I’m so brilliant I had to force myself not to expect it to make it a fair fight. Here, let me call in some favors.”

3x Action: The Bachelor pulls out a phone and dials in a few numbers.

“HELLO?!”
“Aha, Mx. Mgklorkokoko, wonderful to talk to you again my lovely little-“
“I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE.”
“Ahaha, I know you love me. Anyways, do you mind coming to Gallifrey and helping out a buddy of mine?”
“IF I DO WILL YOU NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN AFTERWARDS?”
“Sure, ‘never’. Winky face, tongue out, ahaha.”
“FINE. SEND YOUR WEIRD ASS TIME LIMOUSINE TO PICK ME UP.”
“Can do, my flumptysnumpt.”
“NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.”

The TARDIS limousine dematerializes, and rematerializes a moment later. The car door opens, and a ginormous mass of tentacles, eyes and claws pops out.

“ALRIGHT LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH!”

And with that, Mgklorkokoko is summoned as an entity!

FOCUS: CHAAAAAAAARGE!

As in charge CP instead of acting.

CP: 12

The Bachelor's Limousine Tardis begins to phase in and out of reality soon after the summon was summoned! As it turned out, through the ancient Minecraftian technique of crouching, the Minecraft Avatar had snuck onto the ship and has now stolen it!

OH NO, through spacetime shenanigans, the Bachelor's fancy megatower was brought to the battlefield- OH GOD THE MINECRAFTIAN AVATAR HAS CRASHED INTO TOWER! OH GOSH THE BACHELOR TOWER IS CRASHING DOWN ON RASSILION! AND THE BACHELOR! AND Mgklorkokoko!

Wait, what's this? The limosine made it! AND IT'S GOING AT RASSILION FOR ANOTHER ROUND!

Oh, wait, he's Lord President of Gallifrey and a Godmodder. This poses no-

Wait, what's that hissing noise?

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

That was every last bit of TNT blowing up critical parts of the Limousine TARDIS.

...

EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!!!!


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Actions 1 + 2: Steal the Limo Tardis and crash it into the Bachelor's towers, attacking him, his summon, and Rassilion

Action 3: For good measure, ram Rassilion and, when he thinks he's safe, blow up the Tardis