<_> tfw your attack fails because it's in the wrong dimension

now i have a deep fried flail, corrupted with the taint of greed.

~I slam the gOat with my brand new weapon.


+2
total charges: 8

(x2)Charge

(x1)as the gOat has it’s O capitalised, it is a g Oat. I pour it into my bowl and some Hot Water and stir. After some time my great Oatmeal is now ready for consumption and so it is.

[3x+3CP] I use my actions and CP to give Gerald the ability to blow dream bubbles that act as 1-2 CP zones. If you don't want to deal with that then I guess they can act as meatshields instead.

[ENTITY] Gerald will blow a dream bubble and throw the gOat into it, where it is tormented by dreams of the tin cans rising up in rebellion.

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Mar 12 2020, 09:38 PM)

+3 CP

chug

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 12 2020, 10:05 PM)

I blink as, without any prompting, DIO immediately begins to mind control the Zombie, because apparently that's what DIOs do. I also take a moment and type "Thanks, @SirNatureWriter!" With the pleasantries out of the way... time to get to work. Mostly it's trying to figure out how to do these obscenely complicated attacks.  I experimentally toggle a few buttons to see what they do and shift some sliders around. Satisfied that I understood what I was doing, I hit the 'w' key to move my character forward for the first time this entire game. The thing proceeds to rocket and flop around like a demented version of the goat from Goat Simulator right into the gOat.  This proceeds to drastically change their angle and entagle each other as they rocket right into the Minecraftian Sun. I just stare at my screen for a moment before ever so subtly checking that I had the footage recorded.  Upon confirming that, I used an Action to load it up to my Youtube Account as 'Preview: Simumodder Let's Play(?)'. In the description I write 'Currently fighting to get this thing off of my phone, and this is where it gets me.' It then proceeds to get a ton of views because, let's be real, the hot topic if the Simumodder + Minecraft/Youtobe wombo combo + Goat Simulator physics + Yeeting into the sun would cause any Youtube account to experience a spike in popularity. These views turn into likes, and the likes turn into an occasional Subscriber. This also has the added bonus of them looking through the rest of my account, which I was using as a dev vlog for my game that had come out! however, this strategy is one of those 'percents of a percents of a percents' thing when it comes to getting what I really want - an increase in people buying my game! Oh well. I then look and see that one of the options I had messed with cost an Action, meaning I was tapped out for this turn. Oh well, there was always next turn. =================================================================== Actions: Action 1: Yeet the Simumodder/Minecraft Avatar into the gOat and as a consequence into the Sun. Action 2 + 3: Begin a convoluted Youtube to Money System! Basically I get X amount of views for any videos I make. I can trade in 1,000 views for 1 Subscriber(Who will add 1 view to each future video made). I can trade in 100 Subcribers for one 'Backlogger' (Who looks through and likes all the previous videos +25 for the fictional Dev Vlog). And finally I can trade in 10 Backloggers for a 1 time boost of $10 dollars for my money that will totally be useful at some point maybe. Entity Orders: DIO - Mind Control the Mutated Zombie Resources: Credits: 1 Money: $50,500 in game revenue

The Simumodder watches as you slam into the gOat and fling heavenwards, slamming into the Sun and cracking it, before falling all the way back down to earth.
The gOat does not survive, taking 2 damage.

The simumodder stares at your convoluted Youtube system and decides that he'd rather not deal with that and delete Youtube instead. This occupies him for the turn.

The Simumodder also notes that you have only officially been gaining money for one turn, you'll have to properly set your bank account to acquire the extra 50K you currently state to have residing within your possession.

QUOTE (redoubtableEagle @ Mar 12 2020, 10:18 PM)

Elsewhere, on another Earth far in the future, a Guardian of indeterminate age leans on a rail on the Tower, overlooking the Last City where most of humanity resides. The Traveler, broken but awake after the events of the Red War, floats above the City as it has since the Collapse, watching over all that live beneath it. The Guardian watching all this is an Exo, one Lucy-3, who is taking a break from their near-constant ass-kicking of everything in the system to relax for a bit. ...wait, why am I narrating all this stuff I already know? I would know, I'm Lucy for Traveler's sake! Shaking my head, I watch as all the other Guardians go about their business, ready to spend the day without shooting everything that moves for once. But of course, that isn't what happens. My Ghost materializes in front of me, frantic in his movements. GHOST: Lucy, something is wrong! LUCY: Of course it is, why wouldn't it. LUCY: *sigh* What's the problem? GHOST: Something's interfering with my systems, a... GHOST: ...by the Light, this is ridiculous... GHOST: ...a game of some kind. LUCY: A game? LUCY: You can't be serious. GHOST: I am though! GHOST: It keeps forcing itself to top priority, I can't do anything else for more than a few seconds at a time! GHOST: It's infuriating! LUCY: Alright, calm your circuits buddy. LUCY: Can you get rid of it? GHOST: If I could, I would've already. GHOST: But it's... GHOST: Actually, I think you should take a look yourself. Ghost (I really need to come up with an actual name for him) backs up slightly, then projects a holographic screen in front of me. Through it, I see... something. I think it's supposed to be a game, but it's the most chaotic thing I've ever seen. What's all this about actions and whale blubber and vampires and Dimmadomes? >ACTION 1: Ugh, whatever. I start by sending the Simumodder a sternly-worded message through the chat. LUCY-3: oi simmy get your malware outta my ghost LUCY-3: ive killed gods before and i will do it again if you dont fuck off right now >ACTIONS 2+3: I then "charge" with my remaining 2 actions, giving me 2 "CP" apparently.

"Ah I see you're already getting into the spirit of the game! Good for you."

Welcome to the game RE!

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Mar 12 2020, 10:39 PM)

Action 1: I put the gOat in a bOat aflOat in a mOat. The bOat is full of Oats, and gOats love to eat Oats. But within the Oats are stOats, so when the gOat eats the Oats, it gets a thrOat full of stOat. The stOats rip out the gOat's thrOat, throw its body in the mOat, and then sail away and glOat. Action 2: I throw holy water on the Mutant Zombie- wait, oops, that was just regular water. I'll have to convert it to holy water on the fly. How does one turn water into holy water? Simple, you just boil the hell out of it. The Mutant Zombie goes up in a cloud of steam. Action 3: I charge 1 CP. CP: 6.

1 damage to the gOat!

8,000 damage to a very unhappy Mutant Zombie.

QUOTE (coolestardude @ Mar 12 2020, 11:38 PM)

<_>  tfw your attack fails because it's in the wrong dimension now i have a deep fried flail, corrupted with the taint of greed. ~I slam the gOat with my brand new weapon. +2 total charges: 8

You slam your flail down, which the gOat eats en-route, regaining 1 hit point.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Mar 13 2020, 02:09 AM)

(x2)Charge (x1)as the gOat has it’s O capitalised, it is a g Oat. I pour it into my bowl and some Hot Water and stir. After some time my great Oatmeal is now ready for consumption and so it is.

The gOat wishes it had oatmeal. All it has is this blubber nugget flail.
1 damage

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Mar 13 2020, 05:49 AM)

[3x+3CP] I use my actions and CP to give Gerald the ability to blow dream bubbles that act as 1-2 CP zones. If you don't want to deal with that then I guess they can act as meatshields instead. [ENTITY] Gerald will blow a dream bubble and throw the gOat into it, where it is tormented by dreams of the tin cans rising up in rebellion.

You upgrade Gerald, giving him the ability to blow bubbles!

EoTB:
DIO mind controls the Mutant Zombie! The Mutant Zombie promptly tries to deck the gOat, only for the gOat to take a bite out of its hand and run off screaming. 7,000 damage.
Gerald blows some bubbles, trapping the gOat in a dream of horror and tin cans.
The gOat gives an almighty goat scream and comes tearing out of the bubbles with 1 less hit point than before.

None of naturewriter's entities were given orders so they idle. Yes even the apple cart.

The gOat flails about in the air, it's head spinning round and round rapidly enough to lift it off the ground like a helicopter, and suddenly it ricochets off an air molecule and slams into the AG lines at Mach12. 10,000 damage to DIO and Gerald! DIO killed! The Mutant Zombie promptly returns to the Pro-Godmodder side of the field, its head lowered in shame.

The Simumodder is currently occupied with deleting Youtube, since that takes a bit of effort even for someone like him. Hand to hand combat with the corporate overlords and all that. However, using his full action, he caves in the skull of the great monetization beast's head, and enters unto the gateway of X-TOR-SHUN and smashes the great blackbox in the sky that holds the Youtube servers. Youtube deleted, for 0 effect beyond comedic.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder
Destroy the gOat

Simumodder [GM]: HP: 22/25.
Mutant Zombie [PG]: HP: 35,000/50,000
gOat [PG]: HP: 1/10
Apple Cart [N]: HP: 37,500/37,500. No ATK
Dwarven Miner [N]: HP: 7,500/7,500. ATK: 1,500
GERALD [AG]: HP: 2,500/12,500. ATK: 2,500 OR Blow Bubbles!A

LUCY-3: alright asshole you asked for it
LUCY-3: dont say i didnt warn you

>ACTIONS 1+2+3+2 CP: It's time to fuck Simmy up. I use three actions plus the two CP I charged before to summon a close approximation of myself in the game, who shall be referred to as "Lucy-3.5" from here on out. Stat-wise, I decide to have her be a Glass Cannon entity, fitting for a Warlock such as myself.

>ENTITY ORDERS: Immediately upon existing, Lucy-3.5 directs her attention to the Mutant Zombie, and proceeds to unload all nine rounds from her revolver into the unlucky undead.

(x1)This is the ability, the ability to CHARGE!!


(x1)I throw an Apple pie at Gerald, as it splatter comedically onto him, the Apple juices turn out to be magical and heal him up.


(X1)Now then, for the gOat..Wait, there’s some other people. Oh hey it’s the 3 Brothers who crossed that bridge with that troll at that place. I offer then the gOat as a gift and they accept and off the gOat goes to its happily ever after in the sunset.

I frown at the Simumodder's claim and use an Action to check the bank account.

$10,500- wait, no, 50 more people bought my game holy moly- $11,000 dollars.

Second I use an Action again because I couldn't believe the spectacle before me was actually real-

My stomach grows cold when I see that Youtube is down. My blood turns to ice when the news reports that several locations, including server buildings and Youtube's headquarters, have all been demolished. Reports of the execs doing battle against a Minecraft avatar, while laughed at, made me feel numb.

I set down the phone and rubbed my hands through my hair. Oh shit. OH shit. oh SHIT.

I send a single message to my social media accounts in the time I have left.

(Theme starts about here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmXe2eY6Kg )

"The Simumodder is a real threat. He killed Youtube. I'm going to fight him."

My avatar faces the Simumodder as the weight of the situation settled on my shoulders. While I had no equipment, no weapons, not even DIO anymore... I knew that none of that mattered. What mattered was taking him down right here, right now.

I yelled in real life with a battle cry as my Avatar did another ragdoll super fling into the Simumodder. The Bastard dodges and I slam into a mountain, causing it to burst into a shower of blocks. I blanched for a moment, fearing my Action had just been wasted, but then I realized that I hadn't actually messed with any settings. And so I used my dramatic movements to dash about, collecting the absurd amount of resources and level more of the mountain, slaying the minecraft mobs inside for more resources.

The Simumodder quirks an eyebrow, wondering what I was up to until I zipped back over towards him. He prepped himself to dodge, only to relize it wasn't necessary since I was flying so far above him. It actually amused him when I did it again. And again. And again.

However, he then realized that I wasn't missing him. I was BUILDING. Above him, row by row, there was an entire roof being created.

A roof made out of Dispensers. As one, they rained down on the entire field arrows.

The Simumodder, however, was too good. He dodged, he weaved,a nd quickly he found a spot where the arrows couldn't touch. He even whipped out a lawn chair and laid down to sip some lemonade.

However, too little, too late he realized something far more important. They were hitting ALL of his entities for massive damage. He went to destroy my creation...

Only for me to finally fly into him, sending both of us flying. Despite our rapid punching abilities, neither of us were quite able to get a good damaging hit. However, the arrow rain was unimpeded.

We both landed, skidding across the ground and landing in three point poses. I took a moment to type in the chat feature.

Alastair_Dragovich: Bring it on you half-bit hack.

====================================================================

Actions:

Action 1: Correct the money amount given a previous post's statements and overall logic..

Action 2: WHO SAID WE COULD HAVE HUMOR. THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUTUBE NOW HAS *SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.* SUPER SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!

Action 3: ARROW RAIN on the gOat and Mutant Zombie

Resources:

Money: $11,000

Credits: 1

Action 1: I ask the Mutant Zombie if it likes brains. "Yes!" it replies. "I like brains!" Suddenly, it gets run over by a train. Somewhere in the dying flickers of YouTube's server, a stick figure wonders where this giant brain came from.

Action 2: I look at the Simumodder's blocky frame. This simply won't do. I give him a graphics upgrade by sanding off the corners of his voxels to leave behind a more realistic figure.

Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

CP: 7.

Credits: 1.

[1x] [S] King_Fuffy: Unite.

I stare at the carnage that Alastair is wreaking across the game server. Arrows continue to rain down upon the gOat and the Mutant Zombie. Alastair manages to match strengths with the Simumodder himself. Everything is chaos.

And then I LEAP INTO THE FRAY.

I pull out my sword; the KING BUSTER, and proceed to slash at the Simumodder after he and Alastair finish punching each other.

I leap and cavort around, slashing and clashing with the Simumodder's sword which he pulls out of nowhere. I block a few of his swipes without looking, like a stone-cold motherfucker.

I jump out of sword reach and proceed to demonstrate why the sword is called the King Buster.

It is called the King Buster because it is also a gun.

PEW PEW HALF-WIT SIMUMODDER! PEW!
I blast at the Simumodder with the King Buster gun.

[2x+Gerald] [S] King_Fuffy: Synchronize.

As I blast away at the Simumodder, the train runs over the Mutant Zombie. I leap onto the front of the train, whilst still blasting away at the Simumodder. As Splashcat sands down the edges of the Simumodder, Gerald traps him in a dream bubble!

The Simumodder is suddenly surrounded by so, so many people laughing at his utter failure! He's even fired for creating a game so easily removed from one's phone!

The bubble floats above the train, where I pop it with a blast from the King Buster. The Simumodder slams directly into the giant cannon that is mounted on one of the train cars!

I then shoot the Simumodder's newly aerodynamic body out of the cannon. I flash step out to just in front of the Simumodder's hurtling form, and as the King Buster transforms back into a sword, I cleave the Simumodder's form in half.

[2CP] BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

I use my remaining 2 CP to rejuvenate the souls of the tin cans that the gOat so carelessly destroyed by popping that dream bubble. The Tin Can Army is summoned as a Standard entity!

[Tin Can Army] Get him!

The Tin Can Army grabs the two halves of the Simumodder and attempts to keep them from forming back up into the Simumodder again!

QUOTE (redoubtableEagle @ Mar 14 2020, 02:25 PM)

LUCY-3: alright asshole you asked for it LUCY-3: dont say i didnt warn you >ACTIONS 1+2+3+2 CP: It's time to fuck Simmy up. I use three actions plus the two CP I charged before to summon a close approximation of myself in the game, who shall be referred to as "Lucy-3.5" from here on out. Stat-wise, I decide to have her be a Glass Cannon entity, fitting for a Warlock such as myself. >ENTITY ORDERS: Immediately upon existing, Lucy-3.5 directs her attention to the Mutant Zombie, and proceeds to unload all nine rounds from her revolver into the unlucky undead.

Lucy 3.5 summoned!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Mar 14 2020, 06:12 PM)

(x1)This is the ability,  the ability to CHARGE!! (x1)I throw an Apple pie at Gerald, as it splatter comedically onto him, the Apple juices turn out to be magical and heal him up. (X1)Now then, for the gOat..Wait, there’s some other people. Oh hey it’s the 3 Brothers who crossed that bridge with that troll at that place. I offer then the gOat as a gift and they accept and off the gOat goes to its happily ever after in the sunset.

GERALD does not quite appreciate being pied, but the 6,000 health of healing is a nice boost.

The gOat will not trifle with Goats! There is a large ball of cartoon violence as the four get into a massive brawl. When the dust settles, the gOat is dead.

The Simumodder only takes half a point of damage from the gOat's death however, as it was only half finished before it was summoned.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 14 2020, 06:16 PM)

I frown at the Simumodder's claim and use an Action to check the bank account. $10,500- wait, no, 50 more people bought my game holy moly- $11,000 dollars. Second I use an Action again because I couldn't believe the spectacle before me was actually real- My stomach grows cold when I see that Youtube is down. My blood turns to ice when the news reports that several locations, including server buildings and Youtube's headquarters, have all been demolished. Reports of the execs doing battle against a Minecraft avatar, while laughed at, made me feel numb. I set down the phone and rubbed my hands through my hair. Oh shit. OH shit. oh SHIT. I send a single message to my social media accounts in the time I have left. (Theme starts about here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmXe2eY6Kg ) "The Simumodder is a real threat. He killed Youtube. I'm going to fight him." My avatar faces the Simumodder as the weight of the situation settled on my shoulders. While I had no equipment, no weapons, not even DIO anymore... I knew that none of that mattered.  What mattered was taking him down right here, right now. I yelled in real life with a battle cry as my Avatar did another ragdoll super fling into the Simumodder. The Bastard dodges and I slam into a mountain, causing it to burst into a shower of blocks. I blanched for a moment, fearing my Action had just been wasted, but then I realized that I hadn't actually messed with any settings. And so I used my dramatic movements to dash about, collecting the absurd amount of resources and level more of the mountain, slaying the minecraft mobs inside for more resources. The Simumodder quirks an eyebrow, wondering what I was up to until I zipped back over towards him. He prepped himself to dodge, only to relize it wasn't necessary since I was flying so far above him. It actually amused him when I did it again. And again. And again. However, he then realized that I wasn't missing him. I was BUILDING. Above him, row by row, there was an entire roof being created. A roof made out of Dispensers. As one, they rained down on the entire field arrows. The Simumodder, however, was too good. He dodged, he weaved,a nd quickly he found a spot where the arrows couldn't touch. He even whipped out a lawn chair and laid down to sip some lemonade.  However, too little, too late he realized something far more important.  They were hitting ALL of his entities for massive damage. He went to destroy my creation... Only for me to finally fly into him, sending both of us flying. Despite our rapid punching abilities, neither of us were quite able to get a good damaging hit.  However, the arrow rain was unimpeded. We both landed, skidding across the ground and landing in three point poses. I took a moment to type in the chat feature. Alastair_Dragovich: Bring it on you half-bit hack. ==================================================================== Actions: Action 1: Correct the money amount given a previous post's statements and overall logic.. Action 2: WHO SAID WE COULD HAVE HUMOR.  THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUTUBE NOW HAS *SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.*  SUPER SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES! Action 3: ARROW RAIN on the gOat and Mutant Zombie Resources: Money: $11,000 Credits: 1

Money properly set!

Actual consequences in MY forum game? It's more likely than you think!

You perform a legendary arrow drop combo as you slam into everything. The gOat is dead, so the Mutant Zombie takes the brunt of the attack, taking 12,000 damage.
"Cool, you've finally figured out the controls! Let's see how well you can use them..."

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Mar 14 2020, 08:26 PM)

Action 1: I ask the Mutant Zombie if it likes brains. "Yes!" it replies. "I like brains!" Suddenly, it gets run over by a train. Somewhere in the dying flickers of YouTube's server, a stick figure wonders where this giant brain came from. Action 2: I look at the Simumodder's blocky frame. This simply won't do. I give him a graphics upgrade by sanding off the corners of his voxels to leave behind a more realistic figure. Action 3: I charge 1 CP. CP: 7. Credits: 1.

SLAM. 9000 damage to the Mutant Zombie.

The Simumodder looks at his new, slim form, and gives you a thumbs up.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Mar 15 2020, 08:19 AM)

[1x] [S] King_Fuffy: Unite. I stare at the carnage that Alastair is wreaking across the game server. Arrows continue to rain down upon the gOat and the Mutant Zombie. Alastair manages to match strengths with the Simumodder himself. Everything is chaos. And then I LEAP INTO THE FRAY. I pull out my sword; the KING BUSTER, and proceed to slash at the Simumodder after he and Alastair finish punching each other. I leap and cavort around, slashing and clashing with the Simumodder's sword which he pulls out of nowhere. I block a few of his swipes without looking, like a stone-cold motherfucker. I jump out of sword reach and proceed to demonstrate why the sword is called the King Buster. It is called the King Buster because it is also a gun. PEW PEW HALF-WIT SIMUMODDER! PEW! I blast at the Simumodder with the King Buster gun. [2x+Gerald] [S] King_Fuffy: Synchronize. As I blast away at the Simumodder, the train runs over the Mutant Zombie. I leap onto the front of the train, whilst still blasting away at the Simumodder. As Splashcat sands down the edges of the Simumodder, Gerald traps him in a dream bubble! The Simumodder is suddenly surrounded by so, so many people laughing at his utter failure! He's even fired for creating a game so easily removed from one's phone! The bubble floats above the train, where I pop it with a blast from the King Buster. The Simumodder slams directly into the giant cannon that is mounted on one of the train cars! I then shoot the Simumodder's newly aerodynamic body out of the cannon. I flash step out to just in front of the Simumodder's hurtling form, and as the  King Buster transforms back into a sword, I cleave the Simumodder's form in half. [2CP] BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! I use my remaining 2 CP to rejuvenate the souls of the tin cans that the gOat so carelessly destroyed by popping that dream bubble. The Tin Can Army is summoned as a Standard entity! [Tin Can Army] Get him! The Tin Can Army grabs the two halves of the Simumodder and attempts to keep them from forming back up into the Simumodder again!

The Simumodder, recognizing that the first song has now been used twice, and takes it down from the page above, using it to block your onslaught of attacks, blocking your attacks when you're thrown off by him hitting you over the head with a song instead of a sword.
The gun strike smashes the Unite Synchronize, but the Simumodder remains unharmed. He waggles his eyebrows at you.

Your combo attack however, does not end there. And your dream bubble manages to trap him for just long enough for you to disorient him and cleave him in half! Half a hitpoint removed!

You also summon up the Tin Can army.


EoTB:
The Tin Can Army attempts to hold down the Simumodder, but alas he is wily and also self-lubricating. He slip-n-slides away from their grasp and reforms.
Lucy unloads her gun into the Mutant Zombie for 5,000 damage!

The Mutant Zombie leaps up high in the air and comes back down with a crash, dealing 4,000 damage to all three of the AG entities on the field.

The Simumodder leans on his sword, admiring his more rounded form, and then prepares another summon. He rushes over, grabs the Tin Can Army, and squooshes them into a ball. He raises his arm above his head, and a flash of light reveals three new summons.
The Tin Can't, The Tin Couldn't, and the Tin Whomst've.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder

Simumodder [GM]: HP: 21/25.
Mutant Zombie [PG]: HP: 9,000/50,000
Tin Can't [PG]: HP: 10,000/10,000
Tin Couldn't [PG]: HP: 25,000/25,000
Tin Whomst've [PG]: HP: 75,000/75,000
Apple Cart [N]: HP: 37,500/37,500. No ATK
Dwarven Miner [N]: HP: 7,500/7,500. ATK: 1,500
GERALD [AG]: HP: 4,500/12,500. ATK: 2,500 OR Blow Bubbles!A
Lucy-3.5 [AG]: HP: 2,250/6,250. ATK: 5,000

[FOCUS] NOOOOOO NOT THE TIN CANS

Those poor tin cans didn’t deserve this fate. I begin to cry.

However, I have secretly been Rapunzel this entire time, or rather, Rapunzel has been ME! And Rapunzel has healing tears!

I cry on Gerald to heal him up.

[GERALD] Gerald will trap the Tin Can't in a dream bubble, where it is tormented by some more tin can ghosts. The tin can ghosts are angry because he decided that he just tin can't be a tin can anymore.

FOCUS:

Since the Tin Couldn't is clearly not the Tin Can't, he must also be a Tin Can or else he would be a Tin Can't and not just a Tin Couldn't.

Therefore I take the Tin Couldn't and hand him over to the Neighborhood Boys, who play a game of "kick the tin can" with him. When their game is done, the Neighborhood Boys are all called inside for dinner, so they leave.

I then take the Tin Couldn't and fill him up with some Caustic Cola. Since he's a Tin Can and not a Tin Can't, he can hold it. Probably. Hey, what's that smell? Must be the acid in the Caustic Cola dissolving the tin in the Tin Couldn't.

Finally, since the Tin Couldn't is clearly suffering under the acid, I cut his bottom off so it can drain out. Unfortunately, this makes him no longer a Tin Can but a duplicate Tin Can't. The two Tin Can'ts proceed to fight in an epic battle which is beyond my budget to describe. When the dust settles, only one Tin Can't remains.

I grin in real life, and I proceed to plop down a redstone torch. The Simumodder, being wise to what was about to happen next, stops it from happening by forcing a microtransaction of 1 Action. I call out bullshit - microtransactions on ordinary Actions is stupid! He then called my face stupid and the avatars get into a bit of a fight.


Alastair_Dragovich: You wanted to see if I could use these controls? Fine.
Alastair_Dragovich: I'll show you.
Alastair_Dragovich: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And by a bit I mean I used the ludicrous self-yeets to basically teleport around the area like a Might Guy on crack. The Simumodder, much to my surprise and horror, swiftly intercepted me. Thankfully, I whipped out a shield in time to block-

Alastair_Dragovich: FUCK!

My avatar gets blown back as the shield snaps in two from the Simumodder's punch, but somehow both halves end up in my inventory. With nothing to lose I select them and hit the alt-use button. Like discuses, the two halves of the shield fly right at the Godmodder, who uses his slippery form to slip between them via an acrobatic pirouette.

It was a slight mistake, since I had flung myself to that space, predicting the dodge and slam my character's fist towards his face. The Simumodder blocks, but then I use the power of my other hand to try and punch through an opening. He shifts his block, and then punches back. Instinctively I hit the alt use button despite not having the shield... and somehow I block too! What happened next was an intense exchange of blocks and punches that...

Long story short we were going all DBZ up in there. This ended in me soundly punching his face in when I had the brilliant strategy to shift ever so slightly to the right, causing him to whiff a punishing attack.

Unfortunately, successfully punching the Simumodder caused me to lose an Action. And the redstone torch didn't activate. To prevent him from getting the last laugh, I used this 'bugfix' command on the torch. I still lost an Action, but it was on my terms, dangit!

...

What did the torch do?

Simple. It detonated all the TNT behind the dispensers, blowing them up....

And causing all of the gravel I had stacked on top of it to fall onto the PG forces. Considering they weren't organic, I wasn't sure it'd work. However, the sound of metal being spectacularly crunched and ground up by the gravel was music enough to my ears for me to call it a success.

Which left me with one action left. I noticed that Lucy-3.5 was injured. So I decided to try out this 'spell system' and popped it open. Thankfully, while all I had was the most basic of spells available, the heal spell was one of the ones pre-unlocked! I promptly used it on the combatant.

Alastair_Dragovich: Thought you could use it. Good luck!

---------------------------------------------------------

In real life I took a deep breath. That was intense, and I was glad to give my thumbs a bit of a break. I massaged them as I waited for the Actions to refresh.

====================================================================

Actions:

Action 1: DBZ - Player v. SImumodder

Action 2: SURPRISE GRAVELANCH ONTO THE PGs.

Action 3: Heal Lucy-3.5


Resources:

Credits: 1

Money: $11,500

(x1)Charg

(x2)I pull out a Sniper Rifle from nowhere and take a steady shot at either the mutant Zombie or the Tin Can, depending on which is still alive. If they both are, I sigh at my rifle not being a full power for each shot but still shoot them both anyway.

I examine the tin foes for weaknesses↵
↵
hmm↵
yes.↵
these cans are made of can↵
Initiating can bane. ↵
↵
~I play round 4 of that leftmost game on Wii Play using the tin can't, couldn't, and whomst've as the cans. Not really. I use a TAS bot to ensure perfect score.
↵
~I cast my legendary curse Curse over the battlefield. Every time someone says a curse word, it is replaced with the word "meow". Every violater of this curse will be cat-ed
↵
Charge: +1
Total charges:9

LUCY-3: thanks for the heal
LUCY-3: lemme return the favor real quick

>ACTION 1+2: As the PG forces are recovering from Alastair's Gravelanch, I use a couple of actions to turn the gravel on the PG's (and ONLY on the PG's) into oil, which I then drop a lit match onto. Needless to say, the resulting screams of burning agony would be music to the ears of most Cabal or Fallen.

>ACTION 3: Back on the Tower in the real world, my Ghost, now that the game seems to be focusing on me rather than him, starts analyzing the game's code. The more we know about this thing, the better a chance we have at putting a stop to it.

+3 CP

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Mar 16 2020, 02:15 PM)

[FOCUS] NOOOOOO NOT THE TIN CANS Those poor tin cans didn’t deserve this fate. I begin to cry. However, I have secretly been Rapunzel this entire time, or rather, Rapunzel has been ME! And Rapunzel has healing tears! I cry on Gerald to heal him up. [GERALD] Gerald will trap the Tin Can't in a dream bubble, where it is tormented by some more tin can ghosts. The tin can ghosts are angry because he decided that he just tin can't be a tin can anymore.

GERALD healed to full!

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Mar 16 2020, 02:22 PM)

FOCUS: Since the Tin Couldn't is clearly not the Tin Can't, he must also be a Tin Can or else he would be a Tin Can't and not just a Tin Couldn't. Therefore I take the Tin Couldn't and hand him over to the Neighborhood Boys, who play a game of "kick the tin can" with him. When their game is done, the Neighborhood Boys are all called inside for dinner, so they leave. I then take the Tin Couldn't and fill him up with some Caustic Cola. Since he's a Tin Can and not a Tin Can't, he can hold it. Probably. Hey, what's that smell? Must be the acid in the Caustic Cola dissolving the tin in the Tin Couldn't. Finally, since the Tin Couldn't is clearly suffering under the acid, I cut his bottom off so it can drain out. Unfortunately, this makes him no longer a Tin Can but a duplicate Tin Can't. The two Tin Can'ts proceed to fight in an epic battle which is beyond my budget to describe. When the dust settles, only one Tin Can't remains.

The Tin Couldn't is revealed to be a Tin Couldn't because it couldn't stand up to your onslaught and no longer is.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 16 2020, 03:04 PM)

I grin in real life, and I proceed to plop down a redstone torch. The Simumodder, being wise to what was about to happen next, stops it from happening by forcing a microtransaction of 1 Action. I call out bullshit - microtransactions on ordinary Actions is stupid!  He then called my face stupid and the avatars get into a bit of a fight. Alastair_Dragovich: You wanted to see if I could use these controls? Fine. Alastair_Dragovich: I'll show you. Alastair_Dragovich: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And by a bit I mean I used the ludicrous self-yeets to basically teleport around the area like a Might Guy on crack. The Simumodder, much to my surprise and horror, swiftly intercepted me.  Thankfully, I whipped out a shield in time to block- Alastair_Dragovich: FUCK! My avatar gets blown back as the shield snaps in two from the Simumodder's punch, but somehow both halves end up in my inventory. With nothing to lose I select them and hit the alt-use button. Like discuses, the two halves of the shield fly right at the Godmodder, who uses his slippery form to slip between them via an acrobatic pirouette. It was a slight mistake, since I had flung myself to that space, predicting the dodge and slam my character's fist towards his face. The Simumodder blocks, but then I use the power of my other hand to try and punch through an opening. He shifts his block, and then punches back. Instinctively I hit the alt use button despite not having the shield... and somehow I block too! What happened next was an intense exchange of blocks and punches that... Long story short we were going all DBZ up in there.  This ended in me soundly punching his face in when I had the brilliant strategy to shift ever so slightly to the right, causing him to whiff a punishing attack. Unfortunately, successfully punching the Simumodder caused me to lose an Action. And the redstone torch didn't activate. To prevent him from getting the last laugh, I used this 'bugfix' command on the torch. I still lost an Action, but it was on my terms, dangit! ... What did the torch do? Simple. It detonated all the TNT behind the dispensers, blowing them up.... And causing all of the gravel I had stacked on top of it to fall onto the PG forces.  Considering they weren't organic, I wasn't sure it'd work. However, the sound of metal being spectacularly crunched and ground up by the gravel was music enough to my ears for me to call it a success. Which left me with one action left. I noticed that Lucy-3.5 was injured. So I decided to try out this 'spell system' and popped it open. Thankfully, while all I had was the most basic of spells available, the heal spell was one of the ones pre-unlocked!  I promptly used it on the combatant. Alastair_Dragovich: Thought you could use it. Good luck! --------------------------------------------------------- In real life I took a deep breath. That was intense, and I was glad to give my thumbs a bit of a break. I massaged them as I waited for the Actions to refresh. ==================================================================== Actions: Action 1: DBZ - Player v. SImumodder Action 2: SURPRISE GRAVELANCH ONTO THE PGs. Action 3: Heal Lucy-3.5 Resources: Credits: 1 Money: $11,500

The Simumodder watches as you dictate all of his actions, eventually deciding to just summon a decoy of himself wearing a bunny mask, and send it off to do those things for him, wandering off to go do something else.

This of course means he's not in range to stop you when you dump gravel on all the PGs, dealing 4,000 damage to each

You cast heal on Lucy, restoring her to full.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Mar 16 2020, 05:33 PM)

(x1)Charg (x2)I pull out a Sniper Rifle from nowhere and take a steady shot at either the mutant Zombie or the Tin Can, depending on which is still alive. If they both are, I sigh at my rifle not being a full power for each shot but still shoot them both anyway.

You take down the Mutant Zombie, but waste your second shot on shooting one of the corpses of the tin cans, who were on your side anyways.
If they were still alive they'd tell you to watch your fire, but oh well.

QUOTE (coolestardude @ Mar 16 2020, 06:32 PM)

I examine the tin foes for weaknesses↵          ↵  hmm↵ yes.↵ these cans are made of can↵ Initiating can bane. ↵ ↵ ~I play round 4 of that leftmost game on Wii Play using the tin can't, couldn't, and whomst've as the cans. Not really. I use a TAS bot to ensure perfect score. ↵  ~I cast my legendary curse Curse over the battlefield. Every time someone says a curse word, it is replaced with the word "meow". Every violater of this curse will be cat-ed ↵ Charge: +1 Total charges:9

You achieve a perfect score, but your prize money is taken away when they discover you were cheating.
The Tin Can't breaks down upon realizing that all its pain was for nothing, and takes death amount of damage.

The Simumodder thinks that this curse is a wonderful idea! There's been far too much swearing on his Christian Minecraft DTS server. Curse of Cursing implemented! Something wacky, amusing, and generally detrimental will occur to anyone caught cursing before the curse wears off.

QUOTE (redoubtableEagle @ Mar 16 2020, 06:34 PM)

LUCY-3: thanks for the heal LUCY-3: lemme return the favor real quick >ACTION 1+2: As the PG forces are recovering from Alastair's Gravelanch, I use a couple of actions to turn the gravel on the PG's (and ONLY on the PG's) into oil, which I then drop a lit match onto. Needless to say, the resulting screams of burning agony would be music to the ears of most Cabal or Fallen. >ACTION 3: Back on the Tower in the real world, my Ghost, now that the game seems to be focusing on me rather than him, starts analyzing the game's code. The more we know about this thing, the better a chance we have at putting a stop to it.

All of the PGs are dead but the Tin Whomst've, so you settle for setting it on fire. 14,000 damage.

Ghost analyzes the source code of the game. Through careful analysis he discovers 2 things
1: the base coding is blatantly stolen from Minecraft.
2: everything else is almost completely incomprehensible.

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Mar 16 2020, 09:57 PM)

+3 CP

chug


EoTB:
Gerald attempts to trap the Tim Whomst've in a dream bubble, but the Tin Whomst've is simply too powerful and bursts your bubble. Lucy uses her entity action to pop a few more shots into the Tin Womst've for 5,000 damage.

The Tin Whomst've incessantly corrects GERALD's grammar incorrectly, dealing 12,000 damage to him. He's on critical health!

The Simumodder looks around the field for something he can use, and spots the apple cart. He runs over to Nature, who is afk, slaps him with a +5 CP token, and runs off with the apple cart.
"Note to self, turn up the difficulty settings a bit, players are tearing through challenges too easily."


Curse of Cursing
Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder

Simumodder [GM]: HP: 21/25.
Tin Whomst've [PG]: HP: 52,000/75,000
Apple Cart [PG]: HP: 37,500/37,500. No ATK
Dwarven Miner [N]: HP: 7,500/7,500. ATK: 1,500
GERALD [AG]: HP: 500/12,500. ATK: 2,500 OR Blow Bubbles!A
Lucy-3.5 [AG]: HP: 6,250/6,250. ATK: 5,000

Action 1:

CODE

import Simumodder def SimumodderAttack1():    Simumodder.Attack()    SimumodderAttack2() def SimumodderAttack2():    Simumodder.Attack()    SimumodderAttack1()

I call SimumodderAttack1, which attacks the Simumodder, then calls SimumodderAttack 2; which attacks the Simumodder, then calls SimumodderAttack1; which attacks the Simumodder, then calls SimumodderAttack2...

Of course, such an attack cannot continue forever. Eventually, it'll reach the recursion limit and throw an error. At that point, as prior Python experience can attest, a truly colossal stack trace will be generated, pointing out an error in SimumodderAttack2 in SimumodderAttack1 in SimumodderAttack2 in SimumodderAttack 1 in...

Thankfully, this was my plan all along. The attacks in the functions were just meant to soften him up, before I drop the entire stack trace on the Simumodder and crush him flat.

Action 2: I conjugate the Tin Whomst've in the past participle, causing it to cease to exist in the present tense.

Action 3: I charge 1 CP.

CP: 8.

Credits: 7.

+3 CP