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Karpinsky |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:04 PM
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So, preface, I'm running this as a test to see if I can actually do a DTG game. Expect shenanigans and a shaky entity balance at best.
Your objective is to destroy the Godmodder. This Godmodder: [GM] The Godmodder. 20/20 HP. Don't expect your attacks to actually work. Okay, some more detailed rules. Rules here! Right now, it looks like the Godmodder is leaning against a convenient wall. He seems relaxed. He also has a warrant out for his head. Just his head, not the rest of him. Huh. That said: The Battlefield [GM] The Godmodder. 20/20 HP. |
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ThatOtherGuy |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:08 PM
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![]() from the AU with the french ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: somewhere like LEGOLAND, but with more burning whale carcasses... Status: N/A ![]() |
the wall suddenly collapses on the godmodder as I claim the first post!
-------------------- ~LORD FRENCH, lord of the french
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JOEbob |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:10 PM
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Waiting a second, I claim the post that is second.
Then I steal the Godmodder's head using my 100 pickpocket skill. he can just grow a new one if he wants to! due to the lack of rules on charging, I start: making a box 1/5 making a box lid 1/5 making a metal coating for the box 1/5 Adding aluminium foil 1/5 deploying anti-psychotronic scanners 1/5 making a generator to put in the box 1/5 making some power cords 1/5 making a lot of condensed power to feed the machine 1/5 making a shield projector 1/5 making a shield projector's focusing prism 1/5 making a fabricater 1/5 making an extendor for the fabber 1/6 giving myself a left boot 1/5 giving myself a right boot 1/5 giving myself a sock 1/5 giving myself another sock 1/5 giving myself a pair of pants 1/5 giving myself underwair 1/5 making a belt 1/5 making myself a shirt 1/5 adding pockets 1/5 adding cuff-links 1/5 adding a tie 1/5 adding a scarf 1/5 adding a clothes-to-robe converter 1/5 adding a crown 1/5 adding a sword hilt 1/5 adding a sword guard 1/5 adding a sword blade 1/5 sharpening the blade 1/5 making myself immune to charge count decreases 1/5 justifying the above 1/5 justifying my justification 1/5 obscuring the actual text of my justification to prevent counters 1/5 clarifying without making myself counterable 1/5 destroying a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying another twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying an other twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a fourth twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying an additional twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying an additional additional twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying an additional additional additional twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying an extra twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a further twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a subsequent twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying about a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a notable amount- roughly a twentieth- of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying approximately a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying around a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a fourteenth twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a mostly-empty twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a surprisingly crowded twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying a 17th twentieth of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying half of the remaining undestroyed parts of the universe as a distraction 1/7 destroying the rest of the universe as a distraction 1/7 |
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:12 PM
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I invoke the Rule of three and Invoke the Meme Power inside to Go for the Head NOW, slicing it off
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Alistair Dragovich |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:14 PM
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I point out that the first post is technically the Godmodder's, claim the fifth post for my own, and then proceed to take the erroneous assumptions to fashion an ERROR GUN, which I then fire at the Godmodder's future attempts to Godmodder in a stellar show of teamwork.
-------------------- spooky here, isn't it?
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FlamingFlapjacks |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:25 PM
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![]() Carleah22? No way. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Red Sea Status: N/A ![]() |
I fire my Wealth Ray at the Godmodder! Not a Weath Ray. A Wealth Ray. The Godmodder becomes a 1%er, his pockets filled with C A S H.
I then turn the remains of the wall into Wall Street, causing him to loose all his money due to bad business choices. This results in negative money. As in, his pockets are now full of several million dollar shaped holes in reality that are ripping apart the base fabric of existence. -------------------- Just a guy who likes DTG.
playsburbanreckoning |
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:40 PM
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I punch the Godmodder in the face, then undo time to make it so I didn’t punch him but yet the damage paradoxically remains. I then punch him in the face again.
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Karpinsky |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:44 PM
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The Godmodder shrugs off the collapsing wall, thanks to his Wall-Proof Armor 9000!
You would have stolen the Godmodder’s head, but with your power being spread so thin among all those charges, you simply don’t have the strength to carry it, and have to put it back! Looks like charging is off the table right now.
You slice off the Godmodder’s head! It looks like his head and body can function independently, though, so he’s totally fine.
Since his head is severed (and looking the wrong way, I might add), the Godmodder doesn’t see the ERROR GUN coming! 1 damage! The Godmodder quickly picks up and reattaches his head.
The Godmodder is an excellent financial analyst, and manages to make even more money on Wall Street! The holes in reality never materialize.
Time still exists here! You inadvertently lock yourself in an infinite loop of punching the Godmodder over and over. Meanwhile, he moves on with his action: Entity Phase The Godmodder looks at you. He looks like he’s going to say something, then decides against it. He looks down at his chest, where the projectile from the ERROR GUN is still fizzling with glitch artifacts. The Godmodder takes the Error Projectile in his hand, then throws it at the ground between you and him. The earth surrounding the Projectile glitches out, then rises up and coalesces into a few humanoid shapes. Terror Golems summoned! You’d better summon entities of your own, to combat this menace! Mechanic unlocked: Entity Battle! Mechanic unlocked: Active Charging! The Battlefield [GM] The Godmodder. 19/20 HP. [PG] Terror Golem. 5/5 HP. [PG] Terror Golem. 5/5 HP. [PG] Terror Golem. 5/5 HP. [PG] Terror Golem. 5/5 HP. |
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Alistair Dragovich |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:48 PM
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I summon a TERROR ANNIHILATOR, Wait, shit, she's meant to counter the fear version of terror, not these class of entities. Oh well, they only have 5 HP. She should do fine.
-------------------- spooky here, isn't it?
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ThatOtherGuy |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:48 PM
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![]() from the AU with the french ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: somewhere like LEGOLAND, but with more burning whale carcasses... Status: N/A ![]() |
I Curse of Repetitiveness four golems to death
yeah, I can do that now -------------------- ~LORD FRENCH, lord of the french
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FlamingFlapjacks |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:51 PM
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![]() Carleah22? No way. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Red Sea Status: N/A ![]() |
Oh yeah? You're on, on, Godmodder.
I then proceed to found my own company, using my financial skills to expand it. It gets bigger, and bigger, until it's big enough to launch a corporate takeover of the company the Wealth Ray retroactively created to give the Godmodder all that cash. That's right.. I now own Godmodding Incorporated. -------------------- Just a guy who likes DTG.
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Jun 26 2019, 08:53 PM
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(x3) I Summon the Rain Dragon ,Tystar to fight against the Golems
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JOEbob |
Posted: Jun 27 2019, 06:04 AM
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my power may have been spread thin, but apparently I still started all those charges. Taking into account this limitation, though, I combine the charges into smaller ones!:
making a box 2/5 making a box lid 2/5 making a metal coating for the box 2/5 Adding aluminium foil 2/5 deploying anti-psychotronic scanners 2/5 making a generator to put in the box 2/5 making some power cords 2/5 making a lot of condensed power to feed the machine 2/5 making a shield projector 2/5 making a shield projector's focusing prism 2/5 making a fabricater 2/5 making an extendor for the fabber 2/6 V V V V V V V V V Making a metal box with a shield projector and the ability to create items, plus a generator and immunity to mind control 24/26 giving myself a left boot 2/5 giving myself a right boot 2/5 giving myself a sock 2/5 giving myself another sock 2/5 giving myself a pair of pants 2/5 giving myself underwair 2/5 making a belt 2/5 making myself a shirt 2/5 adding pockets 2/5 adding cuff-links 2/5 adding a tie 2/5 adding a scarf 2/5 adding a clothes-to-robe converter 2/5 adding a crown 2/5 V V V V V V V V V V V making myself a super-kick-ass wardrobe, one item at a time. except all at once. 28/30 adding a sword hilt 2/5 adding a sword guard 2/5 adding a sword blade 2/5 sharpening the blade 2/5 V V V V V V V V V V V V making a sword 8/10 making myself immune to charge count decreases 2/5 justifying the above 2/5 justifying my justification 2/5 obscuring the actual text of my justification to prevent counters 2/5 clarifying without making myself counterable 2/5 V V V V V V V V V V V making myself immune to charge count decreases 10/12 destroying a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying another twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying an other twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a fourth twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying an additional twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying an additional additional twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying an additional additional additional twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying an extra twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a further twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a subsequent twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying about a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a notable amount- roughly a twentieth- of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying approximately a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying around a twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a fourteenth twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a mostly-empty twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a surprisingly crowded twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying a 17th twentieth of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying half of the remaining undestroyed parts of the universe as a distraction 2/7 destroying the rest of the universe as a distraction 2/7 V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V Destroying the entire universe as a distraction 40/45 There we go, all my charges are properly condensed now! Since charging them up was hard work, I don't take any other actions. |
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Karpinsky |
Posted: Jun 27 2019, 03:11 PM
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Terror Annihilator summoned!
You could, but the Godmodder points out that they’re the first fight of the game and so not repetitive. This still somehow kills one of them, but not the rest. That would be repetitive.
You now own Godmodding Incorporated. The government immediately sues you on antitrust grounds. Apparently players can’t be involved in Godmodder-related enterprises, and vice versa.
Rain Dragon Tystar summoned!
This all does nothing, since charging doesn’t work that way! Entity Phase [AG] The Terror Annihilator sets to, annihilating some Terrors! By which I mean it kills one of the Terror Golems outright. Looks like it’ll be an effective ally. The Rain Dragon Tystar also lashes out, dealing 3 damage to a Terror Golem. Godmodding Incorporated starts answering the antitrust lawsuit with its in-house attorneys, but they’ll need help. Deal with the lawsuit and they might yet prove a powerful asset. [PG] The Godmodder, seeing the threat the Terror Annihilator poses, decides to take care of it himself. He uses his action to charge, prepping a greater strike next turn. The Terror Golems also attack. One of them hits the Terror Annihilator, dealing 1 damage. The other one, trying to be more effective, attacks Rain Dragon Tystar, dealing 4 damage. The Battlefield [GM] The Godmodder. 19/20 HP. Terror Annihilator Annihilation 1/2. [PG] Terror Golem. 2/5 HP. [PG] Terror Golem. 5/5 HP. [AG] Terror Annihilator. 6/7 HP. Highly effective against Terrors! [AG] Rain Dragon Tystar. 2/6 HP. [AG] Godmodding Incorporated. Under antitrust lawsuit |
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FlamingFlapjacks |
Posted: Jun 27 2019, 03:16 PM
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![]() Carleah22? No way. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Red Sea Status: N/A ![]() |
x1 I present a contract. It says, in a bunch of fancy legal mumbo jumbo, that I will not do anything bad with the godmodding technology, that I will not ally with the Godmodder, become [N], that I'll destroy all of it after the war is done, and that all of GI's (now Players Incorperated) assets will be used for good. Will the Goverment agree?
x2 Charge. CP: 2. -------------------- Just a guy who likes DTG.
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JOEbob |
Posted: Jun 27 2019, 03:25 PM
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Well then, since I didn't combine the charges, I guess I just have like 40 different 2/{number} charges! I charge them all up another one, then expend all of them in their incomplete state, resulting in an absolutely stellar- but not perfect- wardrobe (like 30 charges), a slowly building spell which will destroy the universe as a distraction once complete(some 60-odd), and a box with a shield projector and object fabricator(probably around as big as the wardrobe)!
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Alistair Dragovich |
Posted: Jun 27 2019, 10:10 PM
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I shake my fist at the heavens. "F-ing Godmodder charges! Dealing with these things is such an annoying, nightmarish PAIN IN MY FUC- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
I get so angry, I take the Godmodder's Terror Terror Annihilator Annihilation charge, beat him bloody with it, then dunk the charge on the ground, shattering it. SO ANGRY! -------------------- spooky here, isn't it?
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hungry visitor |
Posted: Jun 29 2019, 03:14 PM
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Power isn't everything!
Math isn't everything! Energy isn't everything! Creativity isn't everything! Everything IS everything, but I will change this right here and now! Everything is now no longer everything, but it is MORE essentially powerlevels are unrelyable because basically numbers increase in value as everything becomes MORE and that not in synch with each other some become more faster than others So basically my numbers grow faster because I say so! Hungry visitor clones start to appear -> faster than the clones of other people |
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CobaltShade |
Posted: Jun 30 2019, 08:31 AM
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![]() Despacito ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Suddenly 40,000 T posing Robloxians fall on the battlefield and explode on the Terror Golems.
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Karpinsky |
Posted: Jul 2 2019, 01:19 PM
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The Government agrees, provided that they can install a Supervisor to ensure you adhere to the terms of the contract. The Supervisor will be empowered to remove Players Incorporated from the field and carry out further punishment against you if you ally with the Godmodder, become Neutral, or do anything with the assets of Players Incorporated not directly against the Godmodder. That said, what do you want to do with Players Incorporated? +2 CP for you! You’ll have to keep track of it yourself.
First action: a Wardrobe. It exists. Second action: a plan to destroy the Universe as a distraction. Not enough power expended unless this was an actual Godmodder attack, which it wasn’t. Third action: a shield projector/fabricator box. Also exists.
What Terror Terror Annihilator Annihilation charge? Your ANGER is overflowing.
A set of Hungry Visitor Clones appear. Three of them, to be precise.
Terror Golems killed! Entity Phase [AG] The Terror Annihilator, not seeing any targets, does nothing. The Rain Dragon Tystar, not seeing any targets, does nothing. Godmodding Incorporated has no orders and so does nothing. The Wardrobe appears on the field. The Shield Projector appears on the field. The Hungry Visitor Clones appear on the field. [PG] The Godmodder takes one damage from the Terror Golem deaths. He then completes his Terror Annihilator Annihilation charge and promptly deploys it. Nothing seems to happen for a second. Then a large metal object falls out of the sky and crushes the Terror Annihilator. The large metal object then unfolds into the Annihilatron, a powerful robotic adversary. The Battlefield [GM] The Godmodder. 18/20 HP. [PG][BOSS] Annihilatron. 30/30 HP. Attack Shield: Active. Annihilation 0/3. [AG] Rain Dragon Tystar. 2/6 HP. [AG] Godmodding Incorporated. Under Government supervision. Ready to work! [AG] Wardrobe. 5/5 HP. Is a Wardrobe. [AG] Shield Projector. 3/3 HP. Shield: Inactive. Protected Entities: None. [AG] Hungry Visitor Clone. 6/6 HP. Fast. [AG] Hungry Visitor Clone. 6/6 HP. Fast. [AG] Hungry Visitor Clone. 6/6 HP. Fast. |
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