I go up to the Vord Croach, and tell it that there are so many of his summoned mooklings, the Curse of Repetitiveness will kill them all! He counters that he is a plot event and is thus immune to the Curse of Repetitiveness! I respond by shooting him in the Croach!
I Fire Sweet Spades at the Croach. I then heal Cogwynd. Elder Thuleprism Complete! Psiionics Control Panel && Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal2/X Mini-Mecha Cockpit && Pressure-Resistant Glass2/X SCP-379 > Fine Goose 15/20 Long Live the Queen 34/40
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 13/25 (+2 from stronghammer)
iQuantimak: 6/11
Nanograv Lightship: 4/4 Complete!
Hover Dolly: 4/4 Complete!
Electromagnet Winch: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Nanograv Lightship -c Landing Legs and Landing Leg & Escalator, then shoots at the Terror Guardian with iAntimak Carbine. Bender continues to feed the fire tornado he created in his last post.
I stab the Terror Guardian with the Monado again, then roll Lil' Cal's Dice at him. I then attempt to accelerate its personal timeline using my Nightfall Armor and then blow it into the Queen. I then shine a blinding light on it, steal all its luck, and sendificate a limb off of it. I then grab its mouth-analogue, place the Pale Valve in it, holding it tight, and turn it on, attempting to drown it.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 8/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 7/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 2/9
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I heal the player with the lowest health.
Then, I fire a bolt of pure magical energy at the Taken Terror Guardian. I think it would best if we eliminated the Guardian, and then the Queen as swiftly as possible. This would instantaneously kill every Vord produced by it, to the best of my knowledge. But, then again, I am quite clearly a charlatan with no knowledge of these creatures whatsoever. /s
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I stare at the Taken Terror Guardian. This time, I see it fit to take a leaf out of the esoteric Employer's book. The fact that he/she has only been seen as a hand composed of psychic energy, that is.
I proceed to whip out the Brainswitcher. This will be some sort of spatial base for the attack, if it can be said to have one at all, which I doubt, to say the least. The energetic resonance of this maroon tome might be able to stabilize a small rift to Nihil Parva in a fashion that would permit continuous movement, as I desire in this case, or, the expedient might prove to be immoral and spurious. As a general rule, it might be better to utilize the veritable power of the tome to create some form of mind-shattering hand of oblivion, actually. That could be far more captivating than some other forms of psychic hand-creation that I could appraise. Mind the fact that I have not tried this before, please. If you do not wish to, and decide to insult me for its inevitable failure, go ahead. It's not exactly welcome, but you can do it, as I have no jurisdiction over anybody but myself, technically speaking. Mind control is not the answer. Unless, apparently, you are Binary, in which case, it is a perfectly viable system of government. It is certainly better than saying "Thank you for aiding in the destruction of GodCraft. Now, please hand in your rifle and return to your state of subjugation," at any rate. Wait, no; that isn't true. I focus the mind-annihilating power of the Brainswitcher without actually killing myself, or looking at the perpetually deadly content of the tome. Swiftly, a maroon hand erupts from the ground, made of psychic energy. The thing has clawed fingers, bolts of aubergine lightning careening from the surface of the monolithic hand. I raise my hand into the air. The marionette-like hand does the same. As such, I proceed to make the hand slam into the Vord, instantly crushing some Keepers upon impact due to various amounts of Perditio entering their bodies, and fusing with the Victus that makes up half of the Bestia that is likely within their aspect composition. Granted, that is quiet different from somatic composition, which is either code or atoms, depending on who you query. I raise the hand into the air, and use its razor-edged fingers to decapitate a Keeper, and skewer several Warriors. Finally, an aubergine volt leaps off of the hand, and instantly electrocutes the Taken Terror Guardian with ten times the amount of electricity required to kill somebody. I sever the binding spell on the hand, and it begins to disappear. It suddenly implodes. A wave of mind-annihilating power cleaves through the remaining Vord, and the Vord alone, once again because I desire to limit needless killing of allies. Of course, Vord also means Taken, at this point. I carefully place the Brainswitcher back into a slot in my inventory, without scrutinizing it in any way, shape, or form.
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3/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
3/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger drinks an potion of sunshine and an potion of moonlight. She also smacks some Keepers with the malleo dei. Then she inflicts burning and wither on them.
I grab the bloated Guardian, then stab a taser into it, electrocuting it. I then stab it with the Monado, and cut an arm off. I then roll the Spatial Octet into it, and take a duplicated copy of the Infinity Causality Textbook and smack it upside the head.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Spatial Octet)
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 8/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 3/9
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Synchronise on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x35, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
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-Battlefield-
Huh, I suppose I've actually seen very few of you people in actual combat.
That was impressive... if a little melodramatic. I do prefer more, well, relaxed combat.
As if to prove a point, Blue takes out an antimatter grenade and casually tosses it into the nearest group of Vord.
...Ah, Red wants me to try that Battle Technique again. Hopefully it will work this time.
Again, it'll just be a moment.
> Alchemies
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (2/?)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = ??? (1/?)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = ??? (1/?)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 8/36
> Action
I take the Taken Terror Guardian and fire a shot from the Remington 420 that pierces through it. I then stick Chemocide in the hole and pump the Taken Terror Guardian full of fluoroantimonic acid, which proceeds to dissolve it from the inside out.
I challenge the keepers to simply walk into mordor. They all go, and even if they don't die, they're far, far away in a different dimension and now there's no one left to heal the Croach.
My Action: I surgically implant bombs and mind control implants inside some Vord Warriors, then order them to fly towards the Taken Terror Guardian and blow up.
SCP Foundation Action: MTF defender recieves reinforcements, boosting its health adn damage.
Executor Action: Executor notes that the Taken Terror Guardian is in a cave, and a concentrated lightning blast causes a cave-in to kill the Guardian. If the Taken Teror Guardian is in fact not in a cave, it sends a concentrated lightning blast right into it's face.
AF Orders: The AF Peacekeepers hang back to build up for another assualt on the Vord. The X-121 carrier, now droneless, uses its gatling gun on the nearest hostile. (Guys, someone take control of it so it can attack 3 times!). The new ship is a rebuild Tanker A1 with new weapons:
Tanker A2:
20000 Shields
20000 Health
2500 Shield Regen (regenerates shield every round)
1000 Armor (armor applies each round, is not depleted)
Weapons:
Concussion Spheres: 4000 damage, can hit 2 secondary targets in addition for 2000 damage. Targets hit have their attack weakened.
Defensive Tech: Blocks a single attack against the Tanker A1 at the end of round battle. Can be used multiple times to block up to 3 attacks.
Plasma Blaster: 7500 damage, target unable to heal.
Shadow Flames: 10000 damage, 20% miss chance, can hit multiple targets in a group (like 20 Vord Warriors)
Void Tentacles: 4000 damage, next 3 attacks on target will mini-crit.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses the redsticks on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x38, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
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I Fire Sweet Spades at the Croach.
I then heal Cogwynd.
Elder Thuleprism Complete!
Psiionics Control Panel && Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal 2/X
Mini-Mecha Cockpit && Pressure-Resistant Glass 2/X
SCP-379 > Fine
Goose 15/20
Long Live the Queen 34/40
I charge up Gusta's bombardment, and then kill some keepers with the blazing sound of an Aoogah.
Alchemies:
Cheap Sword && Jungle Spores && Hornet Stingers = Blade of Grass (4/4)
Cheap Sword && Demonite Bars && Shadow Scales && Name Tag = Light's Bane (3/5).
Charges:
Giant, Vord-Eating Spider (3/10).
Inventory:
Here
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Physics Cannon: 17/30
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 13/25 (+2 from stronghammer)
iQuantimak: 6/11
Nanograv Lightship: 4/4 Complete!
Hover Dolly: 4/4 Complete!
Electromagnet Winch: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Nanograv Lightship -c Landing Legs and Landing Leg & Escalator, then shoots at the Terror Guardian with iAntimak Carbine. Bender continues to feed the fire tornado he created in his last post.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 8/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 7/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 2/9
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I turn on the Tesla Star, electrocuting several Warriors.
I then heal the AG player with the lowest health.
Psiionics Control Panel && Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal
Mini-Mecha Cockpit && Pressure-Resistant Glass 3/X
SCP-379 > Fine 2/X
Long Live the Queen 35/40
Goose 16/20
I Pelt the Croach with an infinite supply of snowballs. But these aren't normal snowballs, no, they're snowballs that are... ACID FILLED!
Then I alchemite Cheap Sword && Hellstone Ore && Obsidian && Nametag = ??? (1/?), and punch MURAMASA into the Codex.
Alchemies:
Cheap Sword && Demonite Bars && Shadow Scales && Name Tag = Light's Bane (4/5).
Cheap Sword && Hellstone Ore && Obsidian && Nametag = ??? (1/?)
Charges:
Giant, Vord-Eating Spider (4/10).
Inventory:
Here
Then, I fire a bolt of pure magical energy at the Taken Terror Guardian. I think it would best if we eliminated the Guardian, and then the Queen as swiftly as possible. This would instantaneously kill every Vord produced by it, to the best of my knowledge. But, then again, I am quite clearly a charlatan with no knowledge of these creatures whatsoever. /s
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> R. K.: Makes the Taken Terror Guardian lose at Jeopardy, which causes some explosions of shame.
> K4yne: And then i cast Fira on it Yeah.
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I stare at the Taken Terror Guardian. This time, I see it fit to take a leaf out of the esoteric Employer's book. The fact that he/she has only been seen as a hand composed of psychic energy, that is.
I proceed to whip out the Brainswitcher. This will be some sort of spatial base for the attack, if it can be said to have one at all, which I doubt, to say the least. The energetic resonance of this maroon tome might be able to stabilize a small rift to Nihil Parva in a fashion that would permit continuous movement, as I desire in this case, or, the expedient might prove to be immoral and spurious. As a general rule, it might be better to utilize the veritable power of the tome to create some form of mind-shattering hand of oblivion, actually. That could be far more captivating than some other forms of psychic hand-creation that I could appraise. Mind the fact that I have not tried this before, please. If you do not wish to, and decide to insult me for its inevitable failure, go ahead. It's not exactly welcome, but you can do it, as I have no jurisdiction over anybody but myself, technically speaking. Mind control is not the answer. Unless, apparently, you are Binary, in which case, it is a perfectly viable system of government. It is certainly better than saying "Thank you for aiding in the destruction of GodCraft. Now, please hand in your rifle and return to your state of subjugation," at any rate. Wait, no; that isn't true. I focus the mind-annihilating power of the Brainswitcher without actually killing myself, or looking at the perpetually deadly content of the tome. Swiftly, a maroon hand erupts from the ground, made of psychic energy. The thing has clawed fingers, bolts of aubergine lightning careening from the surface of the monolithic hand. I raise my hand into the air. The marionette-like hand does the same. As such, I proceed to make the hand slam into the Vord, instantly crushing some Keepers upon impact due to various amounts of Perditio entering their bodies, and fusing with the Victus that makes up half of the Bestia that is likely within their aspect composition. Granted, that is quiet different from somatic composition, which is either code or atoms, depending on who you query. I raise the hand into the air, and use its razor-edged fingers to decapitate a Keeper, and skewer several Warriors. Finally, an aubergine volt leaps off of the hand, and instantly electrocutes the Taken Terror Guardian with ten times the amount of electricity required to kill somebody. I sever the binding spell on the hand, and it begins to disappear. It suddenly implodes. A wave of mind-annihilating power cleaves through the remaining Vord, and the Vord alone, once again because I desire to limit needless killing of allies. Of course, Vord also means Taken, at this point. I carefully place the Brainswitcher back into a slot in my inventory, without scrutinizing it in any way, shape, or form.
I burn the Croach with a Torch!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Animatronic Head && Zapinator 2/?
3/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
3/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger drinks an potion of sunshine and an potion of moonlight. She also smacks some Keepers with the malleo dei. Then she inflicts burning and wither on them.
INVENTORY
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Spatial Octet)
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 8/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 3/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Bling Banana Bomb 4/4 COMPLETE
Bayonet 2/2 COMPLETE
It's High Noon
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Synchronise on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x35, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
-Battlefield-
Huh, I suppose I've actually seen very few of you people in actual combat.
That was impressive... if a little melodramatic. I do prefer more, well, relaxed combat.
As if to prove a point, Blue takes out an antimatter grenade and casually tosses it into the nearest group of Vord.
...Ah, Red wants me to try that Battle Technique again. Hopefully it will work this time.
Again, it'll just be a moment.
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (2/?)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = ??? (1/?)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = ??? (1/?)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 8/36
> Action
I take the Taken Terror Guardian and fire a shot from the Remington 420 that pierces through it. I then stick Chemocide in the hole and pump the Taken Terror Guardian full of fluoroantimonic acid, which proceeds to dissolve it from the inside out.
I challenge the keepers to simply walk into mordor. They all go, and even if they don't die, they're far, far away in a different dimension and now there's no one left to heal the Croach.
Alchemies:
Cheap Sword && Demonite Bars && Shadow Scales && Name Tag = Light's Bane (5/5).
Cheap Sword && Hellstone Ore && Obsidian && Nametag = ??? (2/?)
Charges:
Giant, Vord-Eating Spider (5/10).
Inventory:
Here
=CHARGE=
-7 / 50- Genesis
-1 / 10- Lil Chub
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I consume a HP Potion.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
25/30 Guardian Orbs
13/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I surgically implant bombs and mind control implants inside some Vord Warriors, then order them to fly towards the Taken Terror Guardian and blow up.
SCP Foundation Action: MTF defender recieves reinforcements, boosting its health adn damage.
Executor Action: Executor notes that the Taken Terror Guardian is in a cave, and a concentrated lightning blast causes a cave-in to kill the Guardian. If the Taken Teror Guardian is in fact not in a cave, it sends a concentrated lightning blast right into it's face.
AF Orders: The AF Peacekeepers hang back to build up for another assualt on the Vord. The X-121 carrier, now droneless, uses its gatling gun on the nearest hostile. (Guys, someone take control of it so it can attack 3 times!). The new ship is a rebuild Tanker A1 with new weapons:
Tanker A2:
20000 Shields
20000 Health
2500 Shield Regen (regenerates shield every round)
1000 Armor (armor applies each round, is not depleted)
Weapons:
Concussion Spheres: 4000 damage, can hit 2 secondary targets in addition for 2000 damage. Targets hit have their attack weakened.
Defensive Tech: Blocks a single attack against the Tanker A1 at the end of round battle. Can be used multiple times to block up to 3 attacks.
Plasma Blaster: 7500 damage, target unable to heal.
Shadow Flames: 10000 damage, 20% miss chance, can hit multiple targets in a group (like 20 Vord Warriors)
Void Tentacles: 4000 damage, next 3 attacks on target will mini-crit.
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses the redsticks on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x38, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist