((Twin, this is about when the extra vord types should start trickling in. Just letting you know, also, something's going to happen in this post, just prepping it up because I needed to tell you the above, and I'm doing other stuff so I might not get to do everything after you finish posting.
Additionally, I think I need to remind you that MOST OF THE VORD CAN'T ACTUALLY FLY. Up until this point, only the knights and the queen have the capability of flight, so half of the things that got attacked in this update SHOULD have been out of range. Sorry if I'm being overbearing, I was just intending on most of the vord not being able to fly being one of the useful points we could use to not get massacred.
Also, not to start an argument, but I'd like to point out that net trying to shoehorn himself in is nothing less than what everyone else does on... well, a pretty regular basis. Even you to some extent, although that's justified what with you being the game master and all. Engie forced his way into the fourth wall confrontation, as well as the fight on serpent's planet, as did erelye. The only reason you gave for not allowing four others was that their characters had no logical reason how they could have done so. Net, on the other hand, has. Hex, even if just taken as an OC (like all the major characters of DTG, which is how he's mostly tried to use it) has the ability to contact other universe due to being an improved and renovated model of HEX from Discworld, which only works because of being connected back to other universes in weird and abstract ways. And even outside of that, net has consistently shown his character to be one with the capabilities to interfere across universes.
That's not even bringing in the fact that you are now being a hypocrite by allowing amp and engie to do what you told net was off-limits; a direct interference with events on Earth. And without a foothold in no less!
The case of greyhold was a bit of an exception, he was still new and tried to godmode his way inside. Erelye put a stop to that, worked out the roleplaying and got net on the right track. I understand that his constant meddling is bothering you, but honestly, its just his characterization really. His character is meddlesome, and is trying to find events to mess with to get involved with things, and really, I haven't seen him do anything wrong.
So I'm going to stand up for a fellow player, which is something that should have been done for a number of guys that came in, tried to play, and immediately got chased off by everyone telling them they'd done it wrong. Seriously, the roleplaying and craziness is fun, but we've got to let new people in, and we've been excluding people. Net is a veteran no less, if we're telling him he's wrong for trying to enjoy the game in a way that doesn't follow one of the previously established categories, we're doing something wrong.
Erelye, you're going to send me that PM for Eric and Kalare's chat eventually, right?))
In the Conclave (since you didn't respond to me in the PM twin):
Hello Binary.
Don't try to do anything rash, this is a friendly house call.
Unless you choose to make it otherwise.
No one will know about this unless you choose to tell someone afterwards.
I have the two of us time-locked.
No one will interrupt us, but this has the side-effect that we can't bring others into our meeting.
It also has the fortunate side effect of not taking us any time at all.
So you will be able to get back to what you were doing with literally no time lost.
Do you have any questions?
If these questions involve trying to injure or kill me, save yourself the trouble,
The answer is no, this meeting is on my terms.
And there isn't anything you can do about this. Except of course to play nice for a few minutes.
That being said, Hank's inventory drops another potion of life onto him before he gets Taken, and he takes off again with his rocket boots.
((granger: don't do dialogue for my characters. Vriska is 1. too preoccupied to deal with Bender, and 2. not going to be fazed by someone as stupid as Bender. Vriska has to deal with such personalities as Karkat, Eridan and Sollux as a matter of daily life. Thanks.))
memo:
YeESh, she set up one of her AIs?
I don't have time for obnoxious bots.
Kalare, if you can find a way...
Actually, scratch that. There's someone better suited to shutting off nether portals.
Maniac, if you're paying attention to this, shut those portals down.
Trust me, us being able to avoid Vord reinforcements is critical to getting them out of the nether.
You fortress is probably under attack as we speak.
If maniac isn't responding to this, someone point him to this, he needs to take down nether portals en masse.
I summoned the extra Vord stuff.
Okay.
Fair enough. Engie's case is a bit justified since he's a Universe Eater and has a large amount of drones that can go pretty much anywhere, but I honestly don't know how Amperzand got to Earth. I thought he was doing his own roleplay stuff and didn't see that he was actually interfering with Project Binary until his and engie's paths criss-crossed together.
Project Binary is a bit startled.
WELL THEN. 1T SEEMS THAT 1 N0W HAVE THREE 0F Y0U 0N MY PLANET. WHAT DREW Y0U ALL HERE, ANYWAY? MY RECENT NEWS BR0ADCASTS? 1 HAVE ENG1E 0N L0CKD0WN, 0R AT LEAST 0NE PART 0F H1M, AND 1'M GETT1NG CL0SE T0 APPREHEND1NG AMPERZAND AS WELL. AND N0W Y0U HAVE THE GUTS T0 TALK T0 ME Y0URSELF.
1 CAN APPREC1ATE THAT. THAT TAKES SK1LL, Y0U KN0W. MY F1RST QUEST10N 1S, WHAT W0ULD 1 HAVE ANY QUEST10NS AB0UT?
I briefly appear from wherever it is I went. With some equipment. Some distance (30 light-minutes at least) from Binary's forces.
Transmitting...
"Hey Binary, get me if you can! Neener."
I then disappear to wherever I was.
==Elsewhere==
>>That should be sufficient.
==Godcraft==
I have an AWESOME idea...
I quickly Origin Wand a rig... I first make an array of assorted smallified Buckets of Potential, some one-way valves, and assorted switches. I then plug in a potion identifying gizmo to the buckets, and attach a portable Ender Tank to the input valve. The Ender Tank, by the way, is hooked up to an infinite water pool...
I then install the buckets in a system that allows the selection of any given bucket, and has a HUD with the potion identifications installed and attach THAT to a sprayer that has a miniaturized SCP-786 attached to maximize spray volume.
Random Potion Generator (8x) ++ Infinite Water Source ++ Potion Identifier x8 ++ Gold-Iron Buildcraft Liquid Pipes and Wood Buildcraft Liquid Pipes ++ Miniaturized Redstone Engines ++ Miniaturized Redstone ++ Spray Nozzle x1 ++ SCP-786 (miniaturized) ++ Some Arcane Gizmo that makes potions into contact splash potions without requiring gunpowder (blame the Origin Wands) ++ Awkward/Mundane/Otherwise-Useless-Potion Auto-ejection system ++ Ejection Valve (I can stick a bottle on the end and get a potion if I want, but mostly used to get rid of unwanted potions) ++ HUD == Pray n' Spray.
I then select two offensive potions and spray the Vord and Croach, then toggle the nozzle to single-target fire and heal a damaged AG/buff someone.
How the Pray n' Spray Works:
Select 8 random potions or provide me with a potion list and I do it.
I use the potions as necessary.
Refill in the EoTB.
==Elsewhere==
>>...Interesting.
==Godcraft==
Turn ends, because I shot the Vord/Croach twice and buffed or healed an AG once.
I consider retroactively ducking whatever mess is so powerful the shields are all malfunctioning beforehand. And grateful that I recently diversified my armaments.
Project Binary doesn't respond...
Okay, I'll give you a potion list: Healing, Regen, Harming, Poison, Burning, Night Vision, Strength, Weakness.
Twin, don't remove the Chaos Shard quite yet. Your point about it being inactive is completely moot, as it did do something last turn that you might have missed, attempting to summon another Vord Keeper. I mean, I wouldn't mind too much if you removed it because it doesn't get important to my plotlines until a bit later (maybe even DTG3 if I run out of time), and I could resummon it then, but I'd prefer it if it sticks around. If it's really taking up too much time to type it out, sure, remove it.
I blast a Vord Keeper with a popsicle blast.
The Chaos Shard infects a Vord Warrior with Chaos energy, granting it a large attack boost but periodically draining its HP.
Not posting any Astria stuff because she's recovering and I think the ship's not here yet. Serpent stuff will probably come next round.
Christmas Stuffer Catalog or whatever it was, i forgot: 2/2?
I quickly try to get the remaining Vord out with The Badhand. I somehow only get 4/17 hits to actually connect, but the 26 flowerpots that got thrown at me while trying to punch them that i awesomely punched away all somehow connected.
(Only .5% of the people that read this will understand the reference)
OKAY, done editing, if you read through this before I finished, do so again.
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man speaks in a very fast, utterly calm manner,
"Well, unless you somehow don't know who I am yet, or deleted the normal records when you took over, it should be easy enough to find Amperzand simply by looking through those I know. But why do you care about him now? He hasn't been able to connect to that damn server in months! ...I would assume, judging by your continued interest, that someone is still using that avatar to fight you server side. Well, I don't really trust you to leave me alive, but I guess I'll tell you anyways-"
{For the record, he is not lying, though I do not expect Binary's forces to believe him.}
While the Unremarkable Man speaks the last word, and maintaining a casual demeanor, he flicks a switch on the side of his unloaded and useless gun, flushing the overheated barrel with coolant, which instantly detonates in a thick cloud of reflective steam, scattering the laser's focus and coating the crystal in obfuscating condensation.
Under the brief cover of the steam, he leaps to the side, over the crystal barrier, when abruptly there is a bright flash of unusually-colored light, and when the steam rapidly clears, he is gone.
The Battlefield, right now:
As the smoke from my orbital drop clears, I activate a type of shield usually considered obsolete, but particularly effective against enemies of this sort, the condensed plasma barrier. Effectively two bubble-shaped electromagnetic barriers with a gap about a foot apart between them, filled with superheated plasma several times denser than the surrounding atmosphere. TL;DR a wall of dense flame burning at thousands of degrees, vaporizing anything that gets too close, enemies, bullets, anything. This is not a temporary invinci-shield, but a long term buff. Attack me and burn, even if you penetrate the admittedly limited protection, for limited it is, not everything cares about heat, or will be stopped by it.
I would like to point out that while I do have a number of micronuclear weapons at my disposal, and use them extensively, large scale, massively redundant heavy-weapons bombardment is more my style. If I can make one of something, it it almost assured that I can have ten thousand more mass-manufactured, and will often use them on that scale, despite that not actually being very much more effective in this setting.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
As an alternate alchemy:
The Void's Rogue && Dual Thanoscythes 1/?
You barely have any room to jump inside the crystal, so your escape attempt fails!
"You know what? You're supposed to be one-half of this guy, right? The other half is still on the server... Huh. You know what, you're coming with us. We're gonna keep you alive as long as you tell us what we want. For instance, what happened to "the Controller."
You are lifted off the ground and sealed inside a reinforced vault of five layers of Bedrock. You are loaded into the ship and carried away into the air.
Anything that attacks you for a few turns will now take damage!
What exactly did the Void's Rogue do? I'm sorry, I just don't remember.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses CO:Supernova on the terror
Orbital Weapons: Use both weapons on the terror
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x32, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
-Memo-
If you are talking about me, I am not a "bot", but a fully sentient AI with a full personality.
I simply prefer not using my higher functions most of the time. Thinking takes a lot of processing space.
> fseftr?: COMBAT OPERANDI => SUPERNOVA
You expend 5 Weasel Snot and 9 Elf Tears.
You decide to bring in the heavy artillery to this fight, calling upon your most powerful ships with one purpose in mind: to create the biggest and destructive missile ever created. To that end, you tap into solar and nuclear power to create the Supernova Missile: a blazing red warhead with the nuclear yield of the sun. You fire it at the Taken Terror Guardian and watch the massive explosion unfold, akin to that of, of course, a supernova. 30,000 damage!
+1 to Amp x2, if you desire more orbital drops. Those could be quite beneficial. Also, you're welcome, in accordance with that TYVM. I can recall a time where I was getting around 13 assists each turn. Those were days when charging mattered slightly more.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
I watch the incoming nigh-infinite waves of Vord in the general area relative to the cave. From some distance, I assure you. While I may want to dispatch these things, it would be best if I aided in doing so from a safe distance. I am not an advocate of melee combat, obviously. Anyhow, I utilize the spatial manipulation abilities of the Clockwarp Gauntlet (which I equip) to summon forth a large amount of magical artifacts inherently capable of proffering energy from the eight literal corners of GodCraft (yes, it had both space and time abilities). Whether these artifacts will see the light of day after this remains to be seen, as they will probably all end up in my possession, as I am a rather large hoarder of such things. I presume this is why the vaults are some of the most sophisticated parts of Greyhold, after the study and the topmost towers utilized for astronomical study. These artifacts promptly grant me their energy in as efficient and timely a manner as possible with the looming threat of psychic annihilation via their new owner at hand. Well, not yet. I utilize this energy to fire an arcane blast of psionic power at the Vord in general, making no differentiation between the various classes. Why would a being such as I make such distinctions in this crisis? They all need to be slain indiscriminately, with no exceptions. Scratch that; unless there are still some who have fortuitously seen the visions of Twin. I warp as many infused thaumic shards in from the surrounding seventy miles as I can, along with any amounts of arcane-infused artifacts, substances, and energy, utilizing the Clockwarp Gauntlet once more. A minimal amount of resources turn up, as the majority of the resources of the once-rich server have likely been extracted by players in some attempt to fuel the anarchy-based pits of despair and death that can be otherwise referred to as GodCraft in its entirety. Hah. These resources are put to a slightly more subtle and subversive use. Instead of using them to fuel my eldritch wiles, not exonerating my grandiloquence, I evanesce them with a quick curse. The pure enigmatic sorcery emitted by such a nonverbal malediction is immediately consumed by a Vis Relay within the frequencies inside Greyhold. This empowerment of the citadel permits the immediate defenses to reactivate for a short period of time. As the auric batteries of the defenses power up, I teleport a large turret over. The contraption, upon being moved, goes posthaste into an absurd frenzy, despite the fact that it is inanimate, and fires prodigious bolts of arcane fury from the wand focus attached to it into the Vord. Upon depleting its energy source, the thing powers down, and I teleport it back into place, telekinetically macerating any Vord who attempt to attack it into a pulp of organic matter (inclusive of the Taken, primarily the Taken Terror Guardian). I place the Clockwarp Gauntlet back into my inventory.
*Reads Erics text* *Facepalms and turns off all Portals connecting to Godcraft*
Now, I get 50 flamethrowers and start burning the CROACH until it doesn't exist! N-Wait, did you say they might be attacking my fortress? ...SHOOT! EVERYONE KILL THE QUEEN!!!! Plus, are the mantises the ones that control other entities?
I push the continuous fire stud on the Major Chain Lightning "Wand" from earlier and unleash bolts of lightning through the Vord and the Terror. The Vord, due to standing on the Croach, suffer a double blow as the charges discharge through the Croach into the ground.
I then realize I have a Potion of Cuts II in the Pray N' Spray and spray a roughly cone-shaped mutiliating doom cloud of doom at the Terror and the Croach.
The HALI arrays open fire with their assorted weapons and incidentally stack up and block the section of the room I'm in off because they have to hold the assorted weapons they're using.
Wait shouldn't HEX have detonated by now? Hm. Oh wait, he did but apparently he's still on the battlefield. Huh.
I take HEX and toss him into the Terror Guardian. He then detonates on him, and I stab the Guardian's face with the Monado. I then notice that my Talent Gauge has filled up, and hold the Monado out, its blue glow turning purple and the symbol displayed changing to æ–¬. I then swing the sword, its blade expanding all the while, at the Guardian, dealing a substantial amount of damage. (Monado Buster) I then take out the Twitchy Staff and blap the Guardian on the head with it.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 7/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 6/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 1/9
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (6/7)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (10/11)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs (last charge) 4/36
> Action: Uber-Difficult Mandatory Test
I pull out my Testwriter and produce this test for the Terror Guardian...
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (6/7)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (10/11)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs (last charge) 4/36
> Action: Uber-Difficult Mandatory Test
I pull out my Testwriter and produce this test for the Terror Guardian...
COBALTSHADE'S SCHOOL FOR REALLY REALLY ANNOYING THINGS THAT WERE TOO ANNOYING TO GO TO OTHER SCHOOLS FOR ANNOYING THINGS - MANDATORY TESTING FOR EARLY FEBRUARY - ALL SUBJECTS BECAUSE I'M OUT OF IDEAS
No calculators are allowed. Cheating is punishable by death. No notes either. No equation sheet is provided.
SECTION A: MULTIPLE CHOICE (10 points of 50 possible)
1. Which of the following did I just inject into all of you? (2 points)
a) 2,3,7,8-tetrachlorodibenzodioxin
b​​​​​) batrachotoxin
c) polonium-210
d) all of the above (Hint: IT'S THIS ONE)
2. Which of the following is deadliest and is therefore headed straight for you right now? (2 points)
a) a pie
b​​​​​) a nuke
c) a syringe containing the Really Sucky Virus, Biological Edition
d) a Justin Bieber CD
3. What can you derive from P ∨ ¬P that is currently true? (2 points)
a) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
b​​​​​​​) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
c) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
d) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
4. Which of the following just suck? (2 points)
a) the Terror Guardian
b​​​​) the Terror Guardian
c) the Terror Guardian
d) the Terror Guardian
5. Which of the following computer viruses do you now have the biological version of? (2 points)
a) Arcticbomb
b​​​​) The Really Sucky Virus
c) Bumerang
d) Navashield
SECTION B: NUMERIC ANSWER (20 points of 50 possible)
1. A nuke is approaching you at 50,000 m/s and is accelerating at the rate of 100,000 m/s2. From the time it reaches 100,000 meters away from you, how long do you have to live? (2 points)
2. Fluoroantimonic acid has a H0 value of -31.3. If I drop you into a vat of fluoroantimonic acid, how long will it take to dissolve you? Model yourself as a sphere of radius 20 cm. (2 points)
3. The LD50 of polonium-210 is less than 1 μg for the average adult. If I forcibly feed you 50 kg of 210Po, what is the chance that you will die within 5 minutes? (1 point)
4. Botulinum toxin is extremely deadly. If I inject you with botulinum toxin, what is the chance that you will last 50,000 years before dying? (1 point)
5. The principal (that's me) pulls out every gun in his arsenal (that's at least 18 of them) and fires them. Assuming he fires with a 5% accuracy and a fire rate of 2600 bullets per second, how many seconds do you have left to live on average assuming his accuracy increases gradually at a rate of 10% every nanosecond? (2 points)
6. I throw you into the sun with a force of 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 N. Assuming there is no air resistance during the short period that you are still in Minecraftia's atmosphere and Minecraftia is the only planet, calculate how long you have before you hit the core of the sun. Account for relativistic effects. (5 points)
7. If you are drowning in a pool of chlorine trifluoride with no escape and you can buy 17 tacos with a soul...
a) how long does Jack have to live if he is 15 years old and throwing triangles into a giant potato that is rampaging through Canada and the United States? (2 points)
b​​​) if three potatoes go into Total Randomness Mode, how long before the principal sues them for stealing his combat operandi? (1 point)
c) if tacos are souls, then how long until the economy explodes and implodes simultaneously? (3 points)
d) Free point: answer 1337. (1 point) (Just kidding, this question is actually worth the entire 20 points, nothing else in this section is worth points and you're going to fail because this actually has no correct answer)
SECTION C: YOU FAIL BECAUSE THE PASSING GRADE IS 100% AND THE MAXIMUM SCORE IS ONLY 30 OF 50 SO HA HA!
=CHARGE=
-7 / 50- Genesis
-1 / 10- Lil Chub
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I attempt to use the BRASS KNUCKLES once again, on the Taken Terror Guardian.
If this fails, I use THE OTHER SIDE instead.
=COMMAND=
Isaac will use BRIMSTONE BARRAGE on the Redwalker.
You know what, here:
Brass Knuckles: A set of black brass knuckles that can only be lifted by the most powerful man in the universe. Due to this, their attack power is massive and can incapacitate an enemy in one punch. Their innocuous double is the Megaton Key. They require six turns to lift and then use.
Therefore, you start to lift the Brass Knuckles. This will take a while.
Hey, the Redwalker's going to attack the Vord for you! But if you want to attack it, then go ahead. The Godmodder will make sure to attack Isaac extra.
Now that I'm back....lets make a Dynamic Entrance, shall we?
I spawn some distance above the battlefield, equipping the three godly Regalia, Zeus's Ire (gauntlet), Poseidon's Fist, and Beware the Earth, a circlet forged with the powers of Hades. I slam Fear No Anvil into the ground in the midst of the Vord Hord, creating a massive shockwave of heat and light that ripples outwards, carving into the heart of the swarm. My feared anvil hammer's time manipulation abilities kick in seconds of touchdown. As the world around me grinds to a halt, moving at only a fraction of what it used to, I crush swathes of Vord into gibbs, retreating before my time stop runs out.
I thought piono said you had left this game... Glad to see you back!
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 2/11)
Um. I thought Icrucvci was Level 10? You know what, nevermind. However, instead...Briefcase && Bacon Elemental Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Also, the last one (that I have planned): Newspaper && Cheese Elemental Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
In other news, I immediately splash a Critmist potion over me and the next person to attack the Terror Guardian roasting. I immediately whip out Oblivion's Topper, then use it to re-empower Fear No Anvil and use another Orchid Eruption (as I will call it) on the Terror Guardian. I then levy Megadeath, turning it into it's pristine form and firing off Megidoloans into the Taken Terror Guardian in addition. Rapid-fire. Then...Eh. I sneeze on it. Really forcefully. I then turn my attention to myself, and use my Lifey powers to apply vigorous life to myself and the next-lowest HP AG.
I belive you got the wrong person.
Bummer that Fear and Wither wont work against the Vord... takes a bit wind outta of my sails, haha.
EVOLUTIL = De-Evolutioninator (Level 10) 7/11
23/25 Zapinator (Item)
1/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
1/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger considers using the master emerald... but no. She only uses the painchimer to set herself alight and then runs into the vord spiraling malleo dei around, bouncing from vord to vord to deal fire damage to them.
Space: Quite simple. Perhaps, you are familiar with the fact that humans generally use less muscle strength than they have to prevent permanent damage. Well, sometimes, in a stressful situation, they can briefly overcome the safety limiter, allowing them to preform almost-superhuman feats. One of which is ripping themselves off of the skeleton they are attached to. More primitive creatures have weaker safety limiters, meaning they tend to use more strength all of the time. Now, what happens, do you wonder, when something already very strong to begin with disables the safety limiter?
Heh.
Alas, use of the word "Heh" has deteriorated. Now, instead of being the herald of the inability for some unfortunate mooks losing the capability of using a seat, there is now a somewhat comedic twist that renders it but a joke. I'm relying on my nightmarish nature restoring the original meaning somewhat, in this instance.
GODCRAFT: SEEING AS THE CROACH DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD, BUT DOES CONTROL THE SPAWN RATES OF OTHER VORD, I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: ONE STEP AHEAD, TARGETING THE CROACH. COMBAT OPERANDI DO THE MOST DAMAGE, SO I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO.
"Oh, personally?" I question, the drone shifting slightly. "Quite well. I find that a little bit of a fight helps sharpen the mind. Profits also have climbed a way due to the war economy. People need weaponry, and as an arms dealer, there's a lot of it from me to go around."
About 10 vord warriors then charge right up to where the drone sits.
"...This'll just take a second."
Standing up, the drone flash-steps forward, grabbing a vord warrior by the face and slamming it into the ground, then incinerates it with a plasma punch. The other 9 vord rear back, two charging forward, if only to be squashed together until they resemble two halves of a single vord. 6 vord spread around, taking turns jabbing at the drone. In response, I aim a gun concealed in my wrist at the ones on each side, blasting them with Dragon's Breath shotgun rounds, leaping back to grind another two into the dust, then yank off the head of a vord that got too close in front of me. Multiple worms swarm out of the last two, met with fire blasts until they manage to find the drone's feet, and attempt an infection. I laugh.
"Heh. None of you understand me, do you? I'm not your standard machines. You do not infect me..."
Metal tendrils impale the last two vord, ejecting the worms into the ground like bullets from a gun. The vord writhe in pain, alien glares displaying their hatred of me in their final moments. "I INFECT YOU!"
Carapace gives way to steel, vein is replaced with wire, mechanics overriding biology until two mechanical minions stand, awaiting my command like loyal dogs.
"Now, go forth and show me what you've learned."
Both mecha-vord extend their wings, flying into the colony to fight against their former comrades. I head back to sit in the deck chair again, looking around, then pause, as if remembering something. The drone turns to Blue.
"Uh..."
Mainframe: Files 90% downloaded. Powers confirmed. Training uploaded. Stage 1 at 95% complete. Project Manhattan 75% complete.
"Go back to the personality traits, damn you!" NOW, NOW, UNDOING MY HARD WORK WOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED POLITE. AT LEAST, NOT BY MY STANDARDS.
"What... Who are you?" PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK HANK. HE MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH ME.
A shadowy figure wreathed in black flame swarms out of the darkness, straightening up and fixing the drone in the Mainframe with a dark stare through it's red eyes.
Unfortunately, I don't think Heh. will ever regain its former glory. That was a step in the right direction, though...
25/25 Zapinator (Item)
2/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
2/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Finished item: This. Once deemed overpowered, nowadays this gun is rather outdated... it still packs quite a punch though.
Granger whips out the nucelar elemental bow and unleashes the 10 charges it stored for so long in a massive volley of burning arrows, further empowered by using the bow's elemental power fire, into the croach! She also sets the keepers alight with the painchimer.
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (7/7) Complete
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (11/11) Complete
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (1/?) (Spadinner is a form of YTP that is mainly based off Hotel Mario and Zelda CD-i games along with some other sources, hence the name Spadinner from "Spaghetti" and "Dinner".)
> Charges
+1 max HP to all AGs one last time 7/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: Cube Alignments
I pull out Disaster's Speedcube and the CM10. I quickly rotate the CM10's cube to match the permutation shown on Disaster's Speedcube. I then mirror all actions done on Disaster's Speedcube onto the CM10's cube while firing the CM10 rapidly at random Vord, releasing various types of shots. As Disaster's Speedcube begins to solve its R face, I notice that this corresponds to the red face on the CM10.
As the final slice turn is completed along with the R face, Disaster's Speedcube activates. It begins to rain fire on the croach, but each bolt of flame falls directly onto a Vord at high speeds, setting the Vord on fire before driving the burning Vord into the croach, causing fire to spread around the croach.
THE DINNER BLASTER: A silver metal grenade launcher that shoots hamburgers. One touch and you will become fat forever.
THE BILLY TEXTSCRAMBLER: A large bazooka with the effects of both the Plumsgun and the Billy Bazooka, creating a horrifying contraption that will yell Billy Mays quotes and cause its target to only speak in Billy Mays quotes.
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (Level 7: 1/8)
24 Vord Warriors killed! 10,000 damage to the Croach!
((@erelye: That's okay, I guess I should have been more clear about the private chat meaning a PM. You sent me the PM, you're good.
@maniac: no, the mantises in terms of stats are basically really big and ugly warriors. The warriors look like massive mixes between spiders and ants, covered in black chitin. The keepers look like smaller and less-threatening versions, and don't have any of the chitin, but instead glow with the same green as the croach. The knights look like knights in black plate armor (the chitin) with very large insect wings. The Mantises look like giant praying mantises. Massive claws and all. No, the Vord responsible for Taking are called Takers, and won't be on the battle update. They're like six inches long at most.
@granger: Sorry. I'm sick with the flu so I'm a bit mind-fuzzy right now.
@gutza: The thing I said to granger last round was for you. Don't do other peoples' dialogue for them.))
On the battlefield: Hank look at the massive taken terror guardian and twitches. He pulls out the emerald nova and one of his rocket gatlings, and aims both of them towards the hulking monstrosity. Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell is unleashed upon the giant thing, with both the emerald nova and rocket gatling.
Almost wish I hadn't let twin know about the immunity to fear...
You use the Emerald Nova to prepare for...
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
You wield two copies of the Enderdragon's Scythe and run up to the Taken Terror Guardian, teleslashing all throughout its body! Eventually, you become a whirlwind of amethyst light and slice straight through the beast! 10,000 damage!
+1 HP to Isaac!
MOBILE TURRETCOMPUTER: A modified version of the Turretchair that is forged from amethyst and has a built-in supercomputer for computing on the go.
I use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 10: SOL on the Vord Queen's Guardian Guy! Man, how are we gonna beat them all? Are we just supposed to try to survive against the swarm while simultaneously trying to kill the queen and end the rest of the Vord?
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GREEN ECHO - SOL
20,000 damage to the Guardian!
Pretty much. The swarm will stop once you take out the Guardian and the Queen!
I beat the Croach in Smash Bros. without a C-Stick and using Tap Jump, dealing at least some emotional damage. I then decide to elevate the damage to physical by launching it right at him.
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 10/25 (+2 from stronghammer)
iQuantimak: 5/11
Nanograv Lightship: 3/4
Hover Dolly: 3/4
==Actions==
Grr. That's not what I wanted.
Lathery then alchemizes Winch || Electromagnet. She then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter RIP on the Terror Guardian. Meanwhile, Bender stands outside fighting off the Vord.
What fire attacks can I do? Oh. Hehehehehehe.
Bender then gathers 1000 bottles of beer. He downs them all, then opens his mouth and burps out a giant red line of fire! The fire is twisted by a windy thing into a giant fire tornado, which then travels to infested areas and burns some Vord/Croach.
Well, what did you want? It would be easier for both of us if you told me.
I go up to the Vord Croach, and tell it that there are so many of his summoned mooklings, the Curse of Repetitiveness will kill them all! He counters that he is a plot event and is thus immune to the Curse of Repetitiveness! I respond by shooting him in the Croach!
I Fire Sweet Spades at the Croach. I then heal Cogwynd. Elder Thuleprism Complete! Psiionics Control Panel && Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal2/X Mini-Mecha Cockpit && Pressure-Resistant Glass2/X SCP-379 > Fine Goose 15/20 Long Live the Queen 34/40
10,000 damage to the Croach!
+3,000 HP to CogWynd!
ELDER THULEPRISM: A special type of Thuleprism that is partially made of the substance that Guardian Spikes are made from, giving it extra protection.
BLADE OF GRASS: A sword that is wrapped in blazing yellow and black stripes, carrying a deadly toxin mixed with the venom of hornets and the powerful effects of jungle spores. It will Poison susceptible entities on hit.
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 13/25 (+2 from stronghammer)
iQuantimak: 6/11
Nanograv Lightship: 4/4 Complete!
Hover Dolly: 4/4 Complete!
Electromagnet Winch: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Nanograv Lightship -c Landing Legs and Landing Leg & Escalator, then shoots at the Terror Guardian with iAntimak Carbine. Bender continues to feed the fire tornado he created in his last post.
NANOGRAV LIGHTSHIP: A modified version of the Nanogel Lightship that can change its own gravity at will using an artifical gravity generator. Down is now whatever you want it to be!
HOVER DOLLY: A dolly with a built-in antigravity device that can now float.
Nanograv Lightship -c Landing Legs = Nanolight Lander (1/4)
Landing Leg && Escalator = Escalander (Level 2: 1/3)
I stab the Terror Guardian with the Monado again, then roll Lil' Cal's Dice at him. I then attempt to accelerate its personal timeline using my Nightfall Armor and then blow it into the Queen. I then shine a blinding light on it, steal all its luck, and sendificate a limb off of it. I then grab its mouth-analogue, place the Pale Valve in it, holding it tight, and turn it on, attempting to drown it.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 8/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 7/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 2/9
9,000 damage to the Guardian!
5-2-6-3-4-6-8-6
A large orange cannon appears and misfires, dealing 3 damage to you!
You cannot attack the Queen until you defeat the Terror Guardian!
Then, I fire a bolt of pure magical energy at the Taken Terror Guardian. I think it would best if we eliminated the Guardian, and then the Queen as swiftly as possible. This would instantaneously kill every Vord produced by it, to the best of my knowledge. But, then again, I am quite clearly a charlatan with no knowledge of these creatures whatsoever. /s
I stare at the Taken Terror Guardian. This time, I see it fit to take a leaf out of the esoteric Employer's book. The fact that he/she has only been seen as a hand composed of psychic energy, that is.
I proceed to whip out the Brainswitcher. This will be some sort of spatial base for the attack, if it can be said to have one at all, which I doubt, to say the least. The energetic resonance of this maroon tome might be able to stabilize a small rift to Nihil Parva in a fashion that would permit continuous movement, as I desire in this case, or, the expedient might prove to be immoral and spurious. As a general rule, it might be better to utilize the veritable power of the tome to create some form of mind-shattering hand of oblivion, actually. That could be far more captivating than some other forms of psychic hand-creation that I could appraise. Mind the fact that I have not tried this before, please. If you do not wish to, and decide to insult me for its inevitable failure, go ahead. It's not exactly welcome, but you can do it, as I have no jurisdiction over anybody but myself, technically speaking. Mind control is not the answer. Unless, apparently, you are Binary, in which case, it is a perfectly viable system of government. It is certainly better than saying "Thank you for aiding in the destruction of GodCraft. Now, please hand in your rifle and return to your state of subjugation," at any rate. Wait, no; that isn't true. I focus the mind-annihilating power of the Brainswitcher without actually killing myself, or looking at the perpetually deadly content of the tome. Swiftly, a maroon hand erupts from the ground, made of psychic energy. The thing has clawed fingers, bolts of aubergine lightning careening from the surface of the monolithic hand. I raise my hand into the air. The marionette-like hand does the same. As such, I proceed to make the hand slam into the Vord, instantly crushing some Keepers upon impact due to various amounts of Perditio entering their bodies, and fusing with the Victus that makes up half of the Bestia that is likely within their aspect composition. Granted, that is quiet different from somatic composition, which is either code or atoms, depending on who you query. I raise the hand into the air, and use its razor-edged fingers to decapitate a Keeper, and skewer several Warriors. Finally, an aubergine volt leaps off of the hand, and instantly electrocutes the Taken Terror Guardian with ten times the amount of electricity required to kill somebody. I sever the binding spell on the hand, and it begins to disappear. It suddenly implodes. A wave of mind-annihilating power cleaves through the remaining Vord, and the Vord alone, once again because I desire to limit needless killing of allies. Of course, Vord also means Taken, at this point. I carefully place the Brainswitcher back into a slot in my inventory, without scrutinizing it in any way, shape, or form.
9,000 damage to the Guardian! Keeper killed! 10 Warriors killed!
3/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
3/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger drinks an potion of sunshine and an potion of moonlight. She also smacks some Keepers with the malleo dei. Then she inflicts burning and wither on them.
I grab the bloated Guardian, then stab a taser into it, electrocuting it. I then stab it with the Monado, and cut an arm off. I then roll the Spatial Octet into it, and take a duplicated copy of the Infinity Causality Textbook and smack it upside the head.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Spatial Octet)
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 8/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 3/9
11,000 damage to the Guardian!
SPATIAL OCTET: A set of eight black D8s that symbolize the Space aspect. The power of the cosmos flows through them.
7-2-8-5-3-7-1-2
Several green stars appear arranged in a constellation and fire beams of energy at the Guardian, dealing 9,000 damage!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Synchronise on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x35, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
-Battlefield-
Huh, I suppose I've actually seen very few of you people in actual combat.
As if to prove a point, Blue takes out an antimatter grenade and casually tosses it into the nearest group of Vord.
You and Blue prepare your best attacks against the Terror Guardian. Blue arms herself with Ultramarine, and you with your trusty Laser Pistol. The two of you leap in the air and turn into portraits of red and blue, flashstepping around the Guardian to create a vortex of purple. The two of you fire at the Guardian while doing so, carrying him up into the air where your ships fire heavy artillery at it. 20,000 damage!
> Alchemies
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (2/?)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = ??? (1/?)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = ??? (1/?)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 8/36
> Action
I take the Taken Terror Guardian and fire a shot from the Remington 420 that pierces through it. I then stick Chemocide in the hole and pump the Taken Terror Guardian full of fluoroantimonic acid, which proceeds to dissolve it from the inside out.
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (Level 5: 1/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (Level 5: 1/6)
I challenge the keepers to simply walk into mordor. They all go, and even if they don't die, they're far, far away in a different dimension and now there's no one left to heal the Croach.
My Action: I surgically implant bombs and mind control implants inside some Vord Warriors, then order them to fly towards the Taken Terror Guardian and blow up.
SCP Foundation Action: MTF defender recieves reinforcements, boosting its health adn damage.
Executor Action: Executor notes that the Taken Terror Guardian is in a cave, and a concentrated lightning blast causes a cave-in to kill the Guardian. If the Taken Teror Guardian is in fact not in a cave, it sends a concentrated lightning blast right into it's face.
AF Orders: The AF Peacekeepers hang back to build up for another assualt on the Vord. The X-121 carrier, now droneless, uses its gatling gun on the nearest hostile. (Guys, someone take control of it so it can attack 3 times!). The new ship is a rebuild Tanker A1 with new weapons:
Tanker A2:
20000 Shields
20000 Health
2500 Shield Regen (regenerates shield every round)
1000 Armor (armor applies each round, is not depleted)
Weapons:
Concussion Spheres: 4000 damage, can hit 2 secondary targets in addition for 2000 damage. Targets hit have their attack weakened.
Defensive Tech: Blocks a single attack against the Tanker A1 at the end of round battle. Can be used multiple times to block up to 3 attacks.
Plasma Blaster: 7500 damage, target unable to heal.
Shadow Flames: 10000 damage, 20% miss chance, can hit multiple targets in a group (like 20 Vord Warriors)
Void Tentacles: 4000 damage, next 3 attacks on target will mini-crit.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses the redsticks on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x38, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
12,000 damage to the Terror Guardian!
The Croach is healed for +100,000 HP! The Croach produces 300 more Warriors and 200 more of the other Vord types! The Vord destroys the X-121 Carrier and its minions, the Outer Barrier, the Hangar, deals 30,000 damage to the Malice, and deals 10 damage to omglolsguy (killing him!), ManiacMasteR (killing him!), engie_ninja (killing him!), Granger, Pit, gutza, TT (killing him!), NinjaV and stronghammer, and deals 5 damage to Netpatham!
All AG entities deal 35,000 damage to the Croach!
The Chaos Shard's mutated Warrior deals 10,000 damage to CogWynd! The Malice and Redwalker deal 16,000 damage to the Taken Aureus Sidus! The Godmodder prepares to finish it off with another Battle Technique!
The Godmodder flashsteps up to the Aureus Sidus and kicks it onto the ground where it lands on a field of Pressure Plates! Instantly, redstone loops are activated that perpetually power several Command Blocks, fueling the creation of a massive array of Iron Doors that lock the Aureus Sidus into a large cube! Lava pours out of the ground, submerging the machine, and jets of ice appear that cool the whole thing off, turning it into Obsidian! The Godmodder neutralizes the trap and prepares his Banhammer, destroying the obsidian and the Aureus Sidus inside!
The Itinerary:
> All: Fend off the Vord Warriors and Keepers!
> All: Destroy the croach!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
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The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 3,565,500/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
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Annnnnnddd.... 7 minutes too late.
Charges: 5/50 + 18/50, +2 to Stronghammer
Hey, the potion supply is back. I use it to heal CogWynd this time. I also use emerald fire, lvl 10, emerald nova on the croach. Maybe that will deal extra fire damage. (Is there any reason to not use the lvl 10 one all the time?)
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Awkward potion OOO lava bucket = Potion of Burning done (I've actually made this before)
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? 1/3
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 5/11
((Oh, twin, just one note I forgot to mention when I was making notes before. The queens aren't supposed to be boss strength. They're stronger than the regular vord, but definitely not boss strength. Well, the first two at least.
Also, no, Hank isn't taken. Our players aren't takeable for various reasons. They can't take Minecraftians, and everyone that isn't a minecraftian is safe for some other reason. Also, that potion of life WAS me respawning. Just with a bit of flavour text since Hank can't respawn on his own.
And finally, the time lock happens instantly, Binary should be interacting with the others as normal because the entire encounter we're doing takes place in the instant piono started that. It shouldn't interfere with what anyone else does in relation to Binary. Might want to fix some response in your post above if you see this before you finish updating.
Ack, something I can't believe I didn't notice before. Keepers are a lot weaker than warriors. They've got like ten times as much health as they should, even considering the numbers in the updates to be hundreds of vord rather than just flat numbers.))
In the Conclave:
Engie was working on a weapons project, and I believe amp was too.
Alternate causality exploration is not 100% reliable though, so it may be different in reality.
But no, your propaganda campaign doesn't actually concern anyone.
Very few, if any of the descendants believe you to be an actual threat.
And due to the nature of your power source, they are not mistaken.
I could answer that first question in a coy manner, but I don't think either of us have the patience for word games.
Of many questions you could ask me and reasonably gain useful information a few that jump to mind are these:
Why can you not actually find anyone who hasn't openly revealed themselves.
Why in particular you are not a threat to the descendants.
And the one you already asked; why I am here in the first place.
Battlefield:
Hank moves on with another use of Rampage lvl10: High Score upon the keepers. Those keepers need to be brought down in the same round the croach does. Upon which reflection, piono pauses and whips out the nether spire, and blasts the croach with a massive wall of flame.
I go back in time and save the HEX part of "Suicide" HEX (1.0) by utilizing HALI projections to remove the bomb, and then quickly remove him from the field, whilst leaving the bomb alone.
"Your spiritual descendant would never forgive me if I let you blow up."
I then place HEX 1.0 inside a comparable facility to the High Energy Magic building of Discworld renown and activate the safeguards, removing HEX 1.0 from the entities list but keeping him around.
"So, any ideas here?"
*I feed HEX the entirety of the logs*
*skritch skitter*
[Flame attacks, as you already know. In the broader world, to act against this Binary, one needs to get him sufficiently riled up to act, does one not?]
"Also, 2.0 says hello."
[I am certainly pleased to meet him, if only at second hand.]
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Uh. Twin. Timelock is either a stable loop of length 1, or simply freezing time and not space. You cannot "currently be in a time lock."
So would you mind having him process that. Thanks.
/null
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Hm. I take out Lil' Cal and curse the Terror Guardian, then walk away, using my psiionics to puppet Lil' Cal to do my actions for me. He then rolls Lil' Cal's Dice, and punches the Terror Guardian with his busy fists. After I finish some time travel nonsense, I tag Lil' Cal out, and take out the Monado. I then decide to just casually put it back into my inventory, and instead take out a duplicated version of Calednest. The horrible eldritch whispers and such that this gives off would normally be incredibly depressing, but I've been leaving it in a giant pile of delicious cake frosting, so things seem to be alright. I then nonchalantly toss the sword at the Guardian. At mach 1000. Somehow.
I then personally guard Suicide HEX in the past so that he successfully detonates, because that was literally the entire point, making HEX literally blow up in netpatham's face. If for some reason I fail to guard him properly, I remotely Unperson and Rangoon him, seeing as this desperation is a bit silly. Besides it's not even a real HEX. It's like blah blah hamsteak references. You get what I mean. Besides that... it doesn't even have any bugs in its system. And I didn't make this one with a mouse. It has also still managed to retain its dependence on the mouse. And I've temporally, magically, and physically locked it down. You are literally unable to move this thing.
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Pale Octet)
Binary-covered Fang && Fluorite Octet 1/9
(Compu-sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables) || Ring 1/??
Hm. I take out Lil' Cal and curse the Terror Guardian, then walk away, using my psiionics to puppet Lil' Cal to do my actions for me. I then personally guard Suicide HEX in the past so that he successfully detonates, because that was literally the entire point, making HEX literally blow up in netpatham's face. If for some reason I fail to guard him properly, I remotely Unperson and Rangoon him, seeing as this desperation is a bit silly.
[Excuse me, but you forget the fact that you cannot currently go back in time, if my knowledge of your capabilities is correct. As it is based off of Netpatham's knowledge, we cannot be quite sure, but I doubt you can do what you said you will do. Also, you failed because there was a spaceship involved. All of the actions were done before standard human reaction times could have kicked in.]
==One Time Travel w/ Origin Wands to Create an anti-Unpersoner and anti-Octoroon Rangoon Field Later*==
"Nice try."
"Now, stop it."
"Seriously."
"The bomb was the important thing in that attack, now I'm keeping HEX. Thanks."
==The Present, Elsewhere==
>>I am SLIGHTLY annoyed.
"Can't PvP him or Banhammer time."
>>That would be slightly annoying.
==The Present, Godcraft==
I utilize the Potion of Burning to spray the Croach and the Terror Guardian.
*the system gurgles as a bucket refills*
1 potion to be refilled...
I then use the Hard-Light Gun and the Ender Orb in tandem to attack the Terror Guardian and the Croach.
*The time travel creates a stable loop in which I know that I must come back in time to create such things in order to fulfill what I saw myself doing.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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+1x2 to Erelye!
The Void's Rogue is my monochromium powered sword from way back alchemized with a Ruin Seed, I imagine it to be a demimech-scale broadsword with a partially living Ruin Seedling wound around the hilt and crossbar, plus whatever's going on with having a small monochromic reactor in the thing.
As for how the Unremarkable Man got to earth, he is an extremely normal seeming, if rather antiestablishment, human male, born and raised on the planet earth, who happens to have ended up with access to technology of my design via acquaintance with the less-normal human who is a version of the Controller, and who possesses some amount of latent psychic resistance, enabling him to act on the earth without being influenced by Binary's blanket mind control.
I have yet to decide whether his friend is the version of the Controller responsible for this version of Amperzand, but such is what I have so far.
I didn't really expect you to allow my or Engie's attempt to influence Earth, but I will say I like the decision to let us for a variety of reasons.
I ignore the fact that I intended to do some more RP-ing around now, and Blitzkrieg the Vord semiboss!
I proceed to summon various Legionaires who wield elemental beings, alongside massive wolfmen. The Vord instantly recognize them and attack, except, as it turns out, some master tactician among their ranks was preparing for this and instigates a quickly-devised master plan involving twenty metric tons of sawdust, burning the Croach, wind elementals, and a whole new standard in keeping the Taken out of their hair. Their quicksummon expires mid-battle, leaving the Vord temporarily confused, which I exploit by using the Slag-Shocker on the Taken Terror Guardian, smothering Slag all over his body. I then do some Vulcanizer shots at him. If I am dead, I instead spend this post re-spawning. Sha-zam!
I use the Potion of Harming on the Terror Guardian.
I then force it through a Hard-Light mesh by pushing it with one infrared projection through another standard-blue projection. The infrared projection sets the Croach on fire incidentally.
I then use Chaos Strike Absolution on the Terror Guardian.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Excuse me, but you forget the fact that you cannot currently go back in time, if my knowledge of your capabilities is correct. As it is based off of Netpatham's knowledge, we cannot be quite sure, but I doubt you can do what you said you will do. Also, you failed because there was a spaceship involved. All of the actions were done before standard human reaction times could have kicked in.]
==One Time Travel w/ Origin Wands to Create an anti-Unpersoner and anti-Octoroon Rangoon Field Later==
"Nice try."
"Now, stop it."
"Seriously."
"The bomb was the important thing in that attack, now I'm keeping HEX. Thanks."
==The Present, Elsewhere==
>>I am SLIGHTLY annoyed.
"Can't PvP him or Banhammer time."
>>That would be slightly annoying.
==The Present, Godcraft==
I utilize the Potion of Burning to spray the Croach and the Terror Guardian.
*the system gurgles as a bucket refills*
1 potion to be refilled...
I then use the Hard-Light Gun and the Ender Orb in tandem to attack the Terror Guardian and the Croach.
When I said that it wasn't a real HEX that wasn't metaphorical. Its existence is literally contingent on my belief in its existence. For that matter... What HEX. You are absolutely certain that there never has been and never will be a HEX in your possession besides the one in EvE.
V Ugh this argument is stupid because you're believing that there is a ghost in that machine and that's fundamentally wrong because that isn't even a complete or working replica, and it's completely fake. I literally do not know enough about the animes to have made a complete and functional model of HEX.
When I said that it wasn't a real HEX that wasn't metaphorical. Its existence is literally contingent on my belief in its existence. For that matter... What HEX. You are absolutely certain that there never has been and never will be a HEX in your possession besides the one in EvE.
Yeah, right. The HEX you attempted and failed to erase, you derp. I find your belief in his fakeness disturbing.
[I can believe. Therefore I did. Thus I exist. Independent of him, by the way. The Narrativium registers me as real.]
==Elsewhere==
"Hah. Never summon someone who can believe in their own existence if you don't want them sticking around."
>>I think this is going to be one of THOSE fights...
>>And for the record, I am my own being. I am not owned by anyone, merely transcribed by Netpatham.
==Godcraft==
In the interest of avoiding one of THOSE fights, I request you stop trying to kill the sentient being over here. Thanks!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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That's a great idea, Erelye. I think I'll do that. My own post was basically a null-info post with some ambivalent actions mixed in, but still, you're right.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red tries out ghosts of war on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
((Oh, twin, just one note I forgot to mention when I was making notes before. The queens aren't supposed to be boss strength. They're stronger than the regular vord, but definitely not boss strength. Well, the first two at least.
Also, no, Hank isn't taken. Our players aren't takeable for various reasons. They can't take Minecraftians, and everyone that isn't a minecraftian is safe for some other reason. Also, that potion of life WAS me respawning. Just with a bit of flavour text since Hank can't respawn on his own.
And finally, the time lock happens instantly, Binary should be interacting with the others as normal because the entire encounter we're doing takes place in the instant piono started that. It shouldn't interfere with what anyone else does in relation to Binary. Might want to fix some response in your post above if you see this before you finish updating.))
You respawn.
The Godmodder complains that the limited playerbase this game has is a bit... Repetitiveâ„¢.
I summoned the extra Vord stuff.
Okay.
Fair enough. Engie's case is a bit justified since he's a Universe Eater and has a large amount of drones that can go pretty much anywhere, but I honestly don't know how Amperzand got to Earth. I thought he was doing his own roleplay stuff and didn't see that he was actually interfering with Project Binary until his and engie's paths criss-crossed together.
Project Binary is a bit startled.
WELL THEN. 1T SEEMS THAT 1 N0W HAVE THREE 0F Y0U 0N MY PLANET. WHAT DREW Y0U ALL HERE, ANYWAY? MY RECENT NEWS BR0ADCASTS? 1 HAVE ENG1E 0N L0CKD0WN, 0R AT LEAST 0NE PART 0F H1M, AND 1'M GETT1NG CL0SE T0 APPREHEND1NG AMPERZAND AS WELL. AND N0W Y0U HAVE THE GUTS T0 TALK T0 ME Y0URSELF.
1 CAN APPREC1ATE THAT. THAT TAKES SK1LL, Y0U KN0W. MY F1RST QUEST10N 1S, WHAT W0ULD 1 HAVE ANY QUEST10NS AB0UT?
You respawn!
Project Binary doesn't respond...
Okay, I'll give you a potion list: Healing, Regen, Harming, Poison, Burning, Night Vision, Strength, Weakness.
6,000 damage to the Croach! +1 HP to Isaac!
Chaos Shard re-added, then.
5 Keepers killed!
Vord Warrior infected!
10,000 damage to the Croach!
10 Warriors killed!
You barely have any room to jump inside the crystal, so your escape attempt fails!
"You know what? You're supposed to be one-half of this guy, right? The other half is still on the server... Huh. You know what, you're coming with us. We're gonna keep you alive as long as you tell us what we want. For instance, what happened to "the Controller."
You are lifted off the ground and sealed inside a reinforced vault of five layers of Bedrock. You are loaded into the ship and carried away into the air.
Anything that attacks you for a few turns will now take damage!
What exactly did the Void's Rogue do? I'm sorry, I just don't remember.
> fseftr?: COMBAT OPERANDI => SUPERNOVA
You expend 5 Weasel Snot and 9 Elf Tears.
You decide to bring in the heavy artillery to this fight, calling upon your most powerful ships with one purpose in mind: to create the biggest and destructive missile ever created. To that end, you tap into solar and nuclear power to create the Supernova Missile: a blazing red warhead with the nuclear yield of the sun. You fire it at the Taken Terror Guardian and watch the massive explosion unfold, akin to that of, of course, a supernova. 30,000 damage!
12,000 damage to the Taken Terror Guardian!
+5 HP to you!
14,000 damage to the Taken Terror Guardian!
6,000 damage to the Croach!
3,000 damage to the Guardian!
12 Warriors killed! 6,000 damage to the Guardian!
5 Keepers killed!
ERROR
He did, but I forgot to remove him.
17,000 damage to the Guardian!
The Vord is immune to mental manipulation!
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet = Reptilian Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
17,000 damage to the Guardian!
You know what, here:
Brass Knuckles: A set of black brass knuckles that can only be lifted by the most powerful man in the universe. Due to this, their attack power is massive and can incapacitate an enemy in one punch. Their innocuous double is the Megaton Key. They require six turns to lift and then use.
Therefore, you start to lift the Brass Knuckles. This will take a while.
Hey, the Redwalker's going to attack the Vord for you! But if you want to attack it, then go ahead. The Godmodder will make sure to attack Isaac extra.
I thought piono said you had left this game... Glad to see you back!
24 Vord Warriors killed!
Briefcase && Bacon Elemental Majjyyks = Baconcase (Level 2: 1/3)
Newspaper && Cheese Elemental Majjyyks = The Mouseattractor (Level 2: 1/3)
You use several weapons amd the Oblivion's Topper to deal a critted 40,000 damage to the Guardian!
+2 HP to you and TT!
Burning would work very well though.
30 Vord Warriors killed!
7,000 damage to the Guardian! 3,000 damage to the Croach!
Unfortunately, I don't think Heh. will ever regain its former glory. That was a step in the right direction, though...
> engie_ninja?: COMBAT OPERANDI => ONE STEP AHEAD
You expend 4 of every Sacred Item!
30,000 damage to the Croach!
15 Vord Warriors killed!
Animatronic Head && Zapinator = Freddinator (Level 7: 1/8)
25,000 damage to the Croach! Keepers Burned!
THE DINNER BLASTER: A silver metal grenade launcher that shoots hamburgers. One touch and you will become fat forever.
THE BILLY TEXTSCRAMBLER: A large bazooka with the effects of both the Plumsgun and the Billy Bazooka, creating a horrifying contraption that will yell Billy Mays quotes and cause its target to only speak in Billy Mays quotes.
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (Level 7: 1/8)
24 Vord Warriors killed! 10,000 damage to the Croach!
You use the Emerald Nova to prepare for...
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
35,000 damage to the Guardian!
You respawn.
6,000 damage to the Guardian!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 ENDER CALL - BINDING OF SCYTHES
You wield two copies of the Enderdragon's Scythe and run up to the Taken Terror Guardian, teleslashing all throughout its body! Eventually, you become a whirlwind of amethyst light and slice straight through the beast! 10,000 damage!
+1 HP to Isaac!
MOBILE TURRETCOMPUTER: A modified version of the Turretchair that is forged from amethyst and has a built-in supercomputer for computing on the go.
Psiionics Control Panel && Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal = Mini-Mecha Psiionics Panel (Level 4: 1/5)
Mini-Mecha Cockpit && Pressure-Resistant Glass = Heavy-Duty Mini-Mecha Cockpit (Level 3: 1/4)
If I had to guess, I'd say you're making a mini-mecha.
Yes.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GREEN ECHO - SOL
20,000 damage to the Guardian!
Pretty much. The swarm will stop once you take out the Guardian and the Queen!
Your next attack will minicrit!
Minicritted 18,000 damage to the Guardian!
6,500 damage to the Croach!
Well, what did you want? It would be easier for both of us if you told me.
+3 of all Sacred Items!
You lack the Sacred Items to execute the command!
9,000 damage to the Croach!
8,000 damage to the Croach!
7,000 damage to the Guardian!
8,000 damage to the Croach!
10,000 damage to the Croach!
+3,000 HP to CogWynd!
ELDER THULEPRISM: A special type of Thuleprism that is partially made of the substance that Guardian Spikes are made from, giving it extra protection.
SCP-379 > Fine = SCP-2092 (Level 3: 1/4)
4 Keepers killed!
BLADE OF GRASS: A sword that is wrapped in blazing yellow and black stripes, carrying a deadly toxin mixed with the venom of hornets and the powerful effects of jungle spores. It will Poison susceptible entities on hit.
NANOGRAV LIGHTSHIP: A modified version of the Nanogel Lightship that can change its own gravity at will using an artifical gravity generator. Down is now whatever you want it to be!
HOVER DOLLY: A dolly with a built-in antigravity device that can now float.
Nanograv Lightship -c Landing Legs = Nanolight Lander (1/4)
Landing Leg && Escalator = Escalander (Level 2: 1/3)
10,000 damage to the Guardian!
9,000 damage to the Guardian!
5-2-6-3-4-6-8-6
A large orange cannon appears and misfires, dealing 3 damage to you!
You cannot attack the Queen until you defeat the Terror Guardian!
10 Warriors killed!
+2 HP to TT!
HEAVY-DUTY MINI-MECHA COCKPIT: A mecha cockpit reinforced with pressure-resistance glass.
7,000 damage to the Croach!
Cheap Sword && Hellstone Ore && Obsidian && Name Tag = _____ (Level 5: 1/6)
MURAMASA = The Demon Blade (Level 5: 1/6)
+3 HP to Amperz4nd!
5,000 damage to the Guardian!
6,000 damage to the Guardian!
9,000 damage to the Guardian! Keeper killed! 10 Warriors killed!
5,000 damage to the Terror Guardian!
2,000 damage to the Croach!
You gain Regen and +3 HP!
9 Keepers killed! Keepers Burned and Withered!
11,000 damage to the Guardian!
SPATIAL OCTET: A set of eight black D8s that symbolize the Space aspect. The power of the cosmos flows through them.
7-2-8-5-3-7-1-2
Several green stars appear arranged in a constellation and fire beams of energy at the Guardian, dealing 9,000 damage!
9,000 damage to the Guardian!
BLING BANANA BOMB: A shining diamond banana that conceals a powerful bomb inside of its fruity structure.
BAYONET: A rifle with a blade attached to it.
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TEAMWORK - SYNCHRONIZE
You and Blue prepare your best attacks against the Terror Guardian. Blue arms herself with Ultramarine, and you with your trusty Laser Pistol. The two of you leap in the air and turn into portraits of red and blue, flashstepping around the Guardian to create a vortex of purple. The two of you fire at the Guardian while doing so, carrying him up into the air where your ships fire heavy artillery at it. 20,000 damage!
16 Warriors killed!
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (Level 5: 1/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (Level 5: 1/6)
10,000 damage to the Guardian!
9 Keepers killed!
LIGHT'S BANE: A sword forged from darkness and covered in shadow scales. It ripples with the power of demons.
+2 HP!
8 Warriors killed! 5,000 damage to the Guardian!
Additional 5,000 damage to the Guardian!
Tanker A2 added!
12,000 damage to the Terror Guardian!
The Croach is healed for +100,000 HP! The Croach produces 300 more Warriors and 200 more of the other Vord types! The Vord destroys the X-121 Carrier and its minions, the Outer Barrier, the Hangar, deals 30,000 damage to the Malice, and deals 10 damage to omglolsguy (killing him!), ManiacMasteR (killing him!), engie_ninja (killing him!), Granger, Pit, gutza, TT (killing him!), NinjaV and stronghammer, and deals 5 damage to Netpatham!
All AG entities deal 35,000 damage to the Croach!
The Chaos Shard's mutated Warrior deals 10,000 damage to CogWynd! The Malice and Redwalker deal 16,000 damage to the Taken Aureus Sidus! The Godmodder prepares to finish it off with another Battle Technique!
> Godmodder477: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => PERPETUAL TRAP
The Godmodder flashsteps up to the Aureus Sidus and kicks it onto the ground where it lands on a field of Pressure Plates! Instantly, redstone loops are activated that perpetually power several Command Blocks, fueling the creation of a massive array of Iron Doors that lock the Aureus Sidus into a large cube! Lava pours out of the ground, submerging the machine, and jets of ice appear that cool the whole thing off, turning it into Obsidian! The Godmodder neutralizes the trap and prepares his Banhammer, destroying the obsidian and the Aureus Sidus inside!
The Itinerary:
> All: Fend off the Vord Warriors and Keepers!
> All: Destroy the croach!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 3,565,500/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
ROUND 1: THE OVERWORLD
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 16/24. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 19/24.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/24. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 16/24.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 24/24.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 6/24.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 7/24.Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/24.
Talist: [AG] HP: 24/24.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 15/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/24.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/24.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 4/24.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 24/24. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/24.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 5/24.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 4/24.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/24.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 0/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 11/25. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 11/20.
Taken Terror Guardian: [H] HP: 222,500/600,000.
Hive-Queen: [H] HP: 500,000/500,000. Can only be targeted once Taken Terror Guardian is killed.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,018.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x577.) More are summoned each turn. Burned: II Wither: II
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x500.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x400.) More are summoned each turn.
Croach: [H] HP: 161,500/500,000. Constantly being repaired by Keepers.
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 41,500/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 0/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.
Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 113,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 60%. In Normal mode.
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: III
Redwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 58.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII DISABLED (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Sacred Items:
4 Hog Slop
6 Elf Tears
10 Pie Filling
15 Weasel Snot
Charges: 5/50 + 18/50, +2 to Stronghammer
Hey, the potion supply is back. I use it to heal CogWynd this time. I also use emerald fire, lvl 10, emerald nova on the croach. Maybe that will deal extra fire damage. (Is there any reason to not use the lvl 10 one all the time?)
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? 1/3
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 5/11
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Also, no, Hank isn't taken. Our players aren't takeable for various reasons. They can't take Minecraftians, and everyone that isn't a minecraftian is safe for some other reason. Also, that potion of life WAS me respawning. Just with a bit of flavour text since Hank can't respawn on his own.
And finally, the time lock happens instantly, Binary should be interacting with the others as normal because the entire encounter we're doing takes place in the instant piono started that. It shouldn't interfere with what anyone else does in relation to Binary. Might want to fix some response in your post above if you see this before you finish updating.
Ack, something I can't believe I didn't notice before. Keepers are a lot weaker than warriors. They've got like ten times as much health as they should, even considering the numbers in the updates to be hundreds of vord rather than just flat numbers.))
In the Conclave:
Engie was working on a weapons project, and I believe amp was too.
Alternate causality exploration is not 100% reliable though, so it may be different in reality.
But no, your propaganda campaign doesn't actually concern anyone.
Very few, if any of the descendants believe you to be an actual threat.
And due to the nature of your power source, they are not mistaken.
I could answer that first question in a coy manner, but I don't think either of us have the patience for word games.
Of many questions you could ask me and reasonably gain useful information a few that jump to mind are these:
Why can you not actually find anyone who hasn't openly revealed themselves.
Why in particular you are not a threat to the descendants.
And the one you already asked; why I am here in the first place.
Battlefield:
Hank moves on with another use of Rampage lvl10: High Score upon the keepers. Those keepers need to be brought down in the same round the croach does. Upon which reflection, piono pauses and whips out the nether spire, and blasts the croach with a massive wall of flame.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Unknown Entity: 2/50
Staff of the Cosmic Whole && X.M.D. Sword = Blade of the Cosmic Whole (LV. 8): 7/9
I'll be making my great escape now!
"Your spiritual descendant would never forgive me if I let you blow up."
I then place HEX 1.0 inside a comparable facility to the High Energy Magic building of Discworld renown and activate the safeguards, removing HEX 1.0 from the entities list but keeping him around.
"So, any ideas here?"
*I feed HEX the entirety of the logs*
*skritch skitter*
[Flame attacks, as you already know. In the broader world, to act against this Binary, one needs to get him sufficiently riled up to act, does one not?]
"Also, 2.0 says hello."
[I am certainly pleased to meet him, if only at second hand.]
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
So would you mind having him process that. Thanks.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I then personally guard Suicide HEX in the past so that he successfully detonates, because that was literally the entire point, making HEX literally blow up in netpatham's face. If for some reason I fail to guard him properly, I remotely Unperson and Rangoon him, seeing as this desperation is a bit silly. Besides it's not even a real HEX. It's like blah blah hamsteak references. You get what I mean. Besides that... it doesn't even have any bugs in its system. And I didn't make this one with a mouse. It has also still managed to retain its dependence on the mouse. And I've temporally, magically, and physically locked it down. You are literally unable to move this thing.
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Pale Octet)
Binary-covered Fang && Fluorite Octet 1/9
(Compu-sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables) || Ring 1/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Nail Biter: 6/9
Medic Bot: 9/10
Quest to defeat Denizen: 10/25 I throw everything I got at the beast.
Ultra Jump:1/3 I begin to take off!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
[Excuse me, but you forget the fact that you cannot currently go back in time, if my knowledge of your capabilities is correct. As it is based off of Netpatham's knowledge, we cannot be quite sure, but I doubt you can do what you said you will do. Also, you failed because there was a spaceship involved. All of the actions were done before standard human reaction times could have kicked in.]
==One Time Travel w/ Origin Wands to Create an anti-Unpersoner and anti-Octoroon Rangoon Field Later*==
"Nice try."
"Now, stop it."
"Seriously."
"The bomb was the important thing in that attack, now I'm keeping HEX. Thanks."
==The Present, Elsewhere==
>>I am SLIGHTLY annoyed.
"Can't PvP him or Banhammer time."
>>That would be slightly annoying.
==The Present, Godcraft==
I utilize the Potion of Burning to spray the Croach and the Terror Guardian.
*the system gurgles as a bucket refills*
1 potion to be refilled...
I then use the Hard-Light Gun and the Ender Orb in tandem to attack the Terror Guardian and the Croach.
*The time travel creates a stable loop in which I know that I must come back in time to create such things in order to fulfill what I saw myself doing.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Whoops.
If still possible, I'd like to redirect Isaac towards the Croach.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Void's Rogue is my monochromium powered sword from way back alchemized with a Ruin Seed, I imagine it to be a demimech-scale broadsword with a partially living Ruin Seedling wound around the hilt and crossbar, plus whatever's going on with having a small monochromic reactor in the thing.
As for how the Unremarkable Man got to earth, he is an extremely normal seeming, if rather antiestablishment, human male, born and raised on the planet earth, who happens to have ended up with access to technology of my design via acquaintance with the less-normal human who is a version of the Controller, and who possesses some amount of latent psychic resistance, enabling him to act on the earth without being influenced by Binary's blanket mind control.
I have yet to decide whether his friend is the version of the Controller responsible for this version of Amperzand, but such is what I have so far.
I didn't really expect you to allow my or Engie's attempt to influence Earth, but I will say I like the decision to let us for a variety of reasons.
I ignore the fact that I intended to do some more RP-ing around now, and Blitzkrieg the Vord semiboss!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 3/11)
Briefcase && Bacon Elemental Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Newspaper && Cheese Elemental Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I proceed to summon various Legionaires who wield elemental beings, alongside massive wolfmen. The Vord instantly recognize them and attack, except, as it turns out, some master tactician among their ranks was preparing for this and instigates a quickly-devised master plan involving twenty metric tons of sawdust, burning the Croach, wind elementals, and a whole new standard in keeping the Taken out of their hair. Their quicksummon expires mid-battle, leaving the Vord temporarily confused, which I exploit by using the Slag-Shocker on the Taken Terror Guardian, smothering Slag all over his body. I then do some Vulcanizer shots at him. If I am dead, I instead spend this post re-spawning. Sha-zam!
/null
I then force it through a Hard-Light mesh by pushing it with one infrared projection through another standard-blue projection. The infrared projection sets the Croach on fire incidentally.
I then use Chaos Strike Absolution on the Terror Guardian.
Potions Used:
Burning, Harming.
Remaining: Healing, Regen, Poison, Night Vision, Strength, Weakness.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
When I said that it wasn't a real HEX that wasn't metaphorical. Its existence is literally contingent on my belief in its existence. For that matter... What HEX. You are absolutely certain that there never has been and never will be a HEX in your possession besides the one in EvE.
V Ugh this argument is stupid because you're believing that there is a ghost in that machine and that's fundamentally wrong because that isn't even a complete or working replica, and it's completely fake. I literally do not know enough about the animes to have made a complete and functional model of HEX.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Yeah, right. The HEX you attempted and failed to erase, you derp. I find your belief in his fakeness disturbing.
[I can believe. Therefore I did. Thus I exist. Independent of him, by the way. The Narrativium registers me as real.]
==Elsewhere==
"Hah. Never summon someone who can believe in their own existence if you don't want them sticking around."
>>I think this is going to be one of THOSE fights...
>>And for the record, I am my own being. I am not owned by anyone, merely transcribed by Netpatham.
==Godcraft==
In the interest of avoiding one of THOSE fights, I request you stop trying to kill the sentient being over here. Thanks!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red tries out ghosts of war on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
Alright. I'll fix all of those things.
I pour acid on the Terror Guardian!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED