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Wait shouldn't HEX have detonated by now? Hm. Oh wait, he did but apparently he's still on the battlefield. Huh.
I take HEX and toss him into the Terror Guardian. He then detonates on him, and I stab the Guardian's face with the Monado. I then notice that my Talent Gauge has filled up, and hold the Monado out, its blue glow turning purple and the symbol displayed changing to 斬. I then swing the sword, its blade expanding all the while, at the Guardian, dealing a substantial amount of damage. (Monado Buster) I then take out the Twitchy Staff and blap the Guardian on the head with it.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 7/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 6/9
Snake's Fang && Fluorite Octet 1/9

> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (6/7)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (10/11)

> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs (last charge) 4/36

> Action: Uber-Difficult Mandatory Test
I pull out my Testwriter and produce this test for the Terror Guardian...


1. Which of the following did I just inject into all of you? (2 points)
a) 2,3,7,8-tetrachlorodibenzodioxin
b​​​​​) batrachotoxin
c) polonium-210
d) all of the above (Hint: IT'S THIS ONE)
2. Which of the following is deadliest and is therefore headed straight for you right now? (2 points)
a) a pie
b​​​​​) a nuke
c) a syringe containing the Really Sucky Virus, Biological Edition
d) a Justin Bieber CD
3. What can you derive from P ∨ ¬P that is currently true? (2 points)
a) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
b​​​​​​​) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
c) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
d) you are drowning in a pool of fluoroantimonic acid
4. Which of the following just suck? (2 points)
a) the Terror Guardian
b​​​​) the Terror Guardian
c) the Terror Guardian
d) the Terror Guardian
5. Which of the following computer viruses do you now have the biological version of? (2 points)
a) Arcticbomb
b​​​​) The Really Sucky Virus
c) Bumerang
d) Navashield


1. A nuke is approaching you at 50,000 m/s and is accelerating at the rate of 100,000 m/s². From the time it reaches 100,000 meters away from you, how long do you have to live? (2 points)
2. Fluoroantimonic acid has a H₀ value of -31.3. If I drop you into a vat of fluoroantimonic acid, how long will it take to dissolve you? Model yourself as a sphere of radius 20 cm. (2 points)
3. The LD₅₀ of polonium-210 is less than 1 μg for the average adult. If I forcibly feed you 50 kg of ²¹⁰Po, what is the chance that you will die within 5 minutes? (1 point)
4. Botulinum toxin is extremely deadly. If I inject you with botulinum toxin, what is the chance that you will last 50,000 years before dying? (1 point)
5. The principal (that's me) pulls out every gun in his arsenal (that's at least 18 of them) and fires them. Assuming he fires with a 5% accuracy and a fire rate of 2600 bullets per second, how many seconds do you have left to live on average assuming his accuracy increases gradually at a rate of 10% every nanosecond? (2 points)
6. I throw you into the sun with a force of 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 N. Assuming there is no air resistance during the short period that you are still in Minecraftia's atmosphere and Minecraftia is the only planet, calculate how long you have before you hit the core of the sun. Account for relativistic effects. (5 points)
7. If you are drowning in a pool of chlorine trifluoride with no escape and you can buy 17 tacos with a soul...
a) how long does Jack have to live if he is 15 years old and throwing triangles into a giant potato that is rampaging through Canada and the United States? (2 points)
b​​​) if three potatoes go into Total Randomness Mode, how long before the principal sues them for stealing his combat operandi? (1 point)
c) if tacos are souls, then how long until the economy explodes and implodes simultaneously? (3 points)
d) Free point: answer 1337. (1 point) _{(Just kidding, this question is actually worth the entire 20 points, nothing else in this section is worth points and you're going to fail because this actually has no correct answer)}

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Wait shouldn't HEX have detonated by now?

Don't question it. Perhaps he forgot to enable the FTB.
/PratchettInJokeNull

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-7 / 50- Genesis
-1 / 10- Lil Chub
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I attempt to use the BRASS KNUCKLES once again, on the Taken Terror Guardian.
If this fails, I use THE OTHER SIDE instead.

=COMMAND=
Isaac will use BRIMSTONE BARRAGE on the Redwalker.

***CONNECTION REESTABLISHED***
> Loading Minecraft
> Aegis-A095 **********
>Login Successful


Now that I'm back....lets make a Dynamic Entrance, shall we?

I spawn some distance above the battlefield, equipping the three godly Regalia, Zeus's Ire (gauntlet), Poseidon's Fist, and Beware the Earth, a circlet forged with the powers of Hades. I slam Fear No Anvil into the ground in the midst of the Vord Hord, creating a massive shockwave of heat and light that ripples outwards, carving into the heart of the swarm. My feared anvil hammer's time manipulation abilities kick in seconds of touchdown. As the world around me grinds to a halt, moving at only a fraction of what it used to, I crush swathes of Vord into gibbs, retreating before my time stop runs out.

Act 1. +2 to Cobalt.



The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 2/11)


Um. I thought Icrucvci was Level 10? You know what, nevermind. However, instead...Briefcase && Bacon Elemental Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)



Also, the last one (that I have planned): Newspaper && Cheese Elemental Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)



In other news, I immediately splash a Critmist potion over me and the next person to attack the Terror Guardian roasting. I immediately whip out Oblivion's Topper, then use it to re-empower Fear No Anvil and use another Orchid Eruption (as I will call it) on the Terror Guardian. I then levy Megadeath, turning it into it's pristine form and firing off Megidoloans into the Taken Terror Guardian in addition. Rapid-fire. Then...Eh. I sneeze on it. Really forcefully. I then turn my attention to myself, and use my Lifey powers to apply vigorous life to myself and the next-lowest HP AG.

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((granger: don't do dialogue for my characters. Vriska is 1. too preoccupied to deal with Bender, and 2. not going to be fazed by someone as stupid as Bender. Vriska has to deal with such personalities as Karkat, Eridan and Sollux as a matter of daily life. Thanks.))

I belive you got the wrong person.
Bummer that Fear and Wither wont work against the Vord... takes a bit wind outta of my sails, haha.




EVOLUTIL = De-Evolutioninator (Level 10) 7/11



23/25 Zapinator (Item)

1/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)

1/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)



Granger considers using the master emerald... but no. She only uses the painchimer to set herself alight and then runs into the vord spiraling malleo dei around, bouncing from vord to vord to deal fire damage to them.



INVENTORY

Nail Biter: 5/9



Medic Bot: 8/10



Quest to Defeat Denizen: 9/25 I take off into the sky.





I throw my Unwrinkler like a boomerrang at the Guardian and jump kick the croach!

Space: Quite simple. Perhaps, you are familiar with the fact that humans generally use less muscle strength than they have to prevent permanent damage. Well, sometimes, in a stressful situation, they can briefly overcome the safety limiter, allowing them to preform almost-superhuman feats. One of which is ripping themselves off of the skeleton they are attached to. More primitive creatures have weaker safety limiters, meaning they tend to use more strength all of the time. Now, what happens, do you wonder, when something already very strong to begin with disables the safety limiter?
Heh.
Alas, use of the word "Heh" has deteriorated. Now, instead of being the herald of the inability for some unfortunate mooks losing the capability of using a seat, there is now a somewhat comedic twist that renders it but a joke. I'm relying on my nightmarish nature restoring the original meaning somewhat, in this instance.

GODCRAFT: SEEING AS THE CROACH DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD, BUT DOES CONTROL THE SPAWN RATES OF OTHER VORD, I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: ONE STEP AHEAD, TARGETING THE CROACH. COMBAT OPERANDI DO THE MOST DAMAGE, SO I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO.
"Oh, personally?" I question, the drone shifting slightly. "Quite well. I find that a little bit of a fight helps sharpen the mind. Profits also have climbed a way due to the war economy. People need weaponry, and as an arms dealer, there's a lot of it from me to go around."
About 10 vord warriors then charge right up to where the drone sits.
"...This'll just take a second."
Standing up, the drone flash-steps forward, grabbing a vord warrior by the face and slamming it into the ground, then incinerates it with a plasma punch. The other 9 vord rear back, two charging forward, if only to be squashed together until they resemble two halves of a single vord. 6 vord spread around, taking turns jabbing at the drone. In response, I aim a gun concealed in my wrist at the ones on each side, blasting them with Dragon's Breath shotgun rounds, leaping back to grind another two into the dust, then yank off the head of a vord that got too close in front of me. Multiple worms swarm out of the last two, met with fire blasts until they manage to find the drone's feet, and attempt an infection. I laugh.
"Heh. None of you understand me, do you? I'm not your standard machines. You do not infect me..."
Metal tendrils impale the last two vord, ejecting the worms into the ground like bullets from a gun. The vord writhe in pain, alien glares displaying their hatred of me in their final moments.
"I INFECT YOU!"
Carapace gives way to steel, vein is replaced with wire, mechanics overriding biology until two mechanical minions stand, awaiting my command like loyal dogs.
"Now, go forth and show me what you've learned."
Both mecha-vord extend their wings, flying into the colony to fight against their former comrades. I head back to sit in the deck chair again, looking around, then pause, as if remembering something. The drone turns to Blue.
"Uh..."

Mainframe: Files 90% downloaded. Powers confirmed. Training uploaded. Stage 1 at 95% complete. Project Manhattan 75% complete.
"Go back to the personality traits, damn you!"
NOW, NOW, UNDOING MY HARD WORK WOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED POLITE.
AT LEAST, NOT BY MY STANDARDS.
"What... Who are you?"
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK HANK.
HE MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH ME.
A shadowy figure wreathed in black flame swarms out of the darkness, straightening up and fixing the drone in the Mainframe with a dark stare through it's red eyes.

EVOLUTIL = De-Evolutioninator (Level 10) 8/11
Animatronic Head && Zapinator 1/?

25/25 Zapinator (Item)
2/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
2/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)

Finished item: This. Once deemed overpowered, nowadays this gun is rather outdated... it still packs quite a punch though.

Granger whips out the nucelar elemental bow and unleashes the 10 charges it stored for so long in a massive volley of burning arrows, further empowered by using the bow's elemental power fire, into the croach! She also sets the keepers alight with the painchimer.

INVENTORY

> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (7/7) Complete
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (11/11) Complete
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (1/?) (Spadinner is a form of YTP that is mainly based off Hotel Mario and Zelda CD-i games along with some other sources, hence the name Spadinner from "Spaghetti" and "Dinner".)

> Charges
+1 max HP to all AGs one last time 7/36 (+2 from Tazz)

> Action: Cube Alignments
I pull out Disaster's Speedcube and the CM10. I quickly rotate the CM10's cube to match the permutation shown on Disaster's Speedcube. I then mirror all actions done on Disaster's Speedcube onto the CM10's cube while firing the CM10 rapidly at random Vord, releasing various types of shots. As Disaster's Speedcube begins to solve its R face, I notice that this corresponds to the red face on the CM10.

As the final slice turn is completed along with the R face, Disaster's Speedcube activates. It begins to rain fire on the croach, but each bolt of flame falls directly onto a Vord at high speeds, setting the Vord on fire before driving the burning Vord into the croach, causing fire to spread around the croach.

((@erelye: That's okay, I guess I should have been more clear about the private chat meaning a PM. You sent me the PM, you're good.
@maniac: no, the mantises in terms of stats are basically really big and ugly warriors. The warriors look like massive mixes between spiders and ants, covered in black chitin. The keepers look like smaller and less-threatening versions, and don't have any of the chitin, but instead glow with the same green as the croach. The knights look like knights in black plate armor (the chitin) with very large insect wings. The Mantises look like giant praying mantises. Massive claws and all. No, the Vord responsible for Taking are called Takers, and won't be on the battle update. They're like six inches long at most.
@granger: Sorry. I'm sick with the flu so I'm a bit mind-fuzzy right now.
@gutza: The thing I said to granger last round was for you. Don't do other peoples' dialogue for them.))


On the battlefield: Hank look at the massive taken terror guardian and twitches. He pulls out the emerald nova and one of his rocket gatlings, and aims both of them towards the hulking monstrosity. Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell is unleashed upon the giant thing, with both the emerald nova and rocket gatling.
Almost wish I hadn't let twin know about the immunity to fear...

I respawn.

Action 1/3

Orbit Control: 41/50

Unholy Assault: 16/50

Blood Pact: 1/20

My smaller charge is to have a darker side.

I proceed to empty my Painmaker, a Strange Killstreak Blood Botkiller MInigun Mk.I, onto the Taken Terror Guardian, burying it in a hail of lead.

"This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you."

Sword Damage: 142K/250K

Post III

I use Binding of Scythes at the Taken Terror Guardian.

I then heal Isaac.

Mobile Turretcomputer Complete!

Elder Thuleprism 4/5
Psiionics Control Panel && Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal
Mini-Mecha Cockpit && Pressure-Resistant Glass

Long Live the Queen 33/40

Moose 14/20

So the max amount of charges for The Southern Tundra is 6?

I use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 10: SOL on the Vord Queen's Guardian Guy! Man, how are we gonna beat them all? Are we just supposed to try to survive against the swarm while simultaneously trying to kill the queen and end the rest of the Vord?

32/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
32/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit

> R. K.: Attack buffs me.
> K4yne: While i cut off a few parts of the Taken Terror Guardian with Netherarria.

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No Joke

UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):

Kid Radd: 9/45



I beat the Croach in Smash Bros. without a C-Stick and using Tap Jump, dealing at least some emotional damage. I then decide to elevate the damage to physical by launching it right at him.

The Other Arrival: 38/50

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Physics Cannon: 16/30

Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 10/25 (+2 from stronghammer)

iQuantimak: 5/11

Nanograv Lightship: 3/4

Hover Dolly: 3/4

==Actions==

Grr. That's not what I wanted.

Lathery then alchemizes Winch || Electromagnet. She then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter RIP on the Terror Guardian. Meanwhile, Bender stands outside fighting off the Vord.

What fire attacks can I do? Oh. Hehehehehehe.

Bender then gathers 1000 bottles of beer. He downs them all, then opens his mouth and burps out a giant red line of fire! The fire is twisted by a windy thing into a giant fire tornado, which then travels to infested areas and burns some Vord/Croach.

Pac-Man appears and starts eating up the CROACH!

I switch the Twilisaber to Sword, then repeatedly stab the Terror Guardian with it!