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Dear me. It seems as if Amp has gotten himself into a little jam with the U.S. government. Is there anything I can even do? Besides find a way to travel to Universe B, that is.
Granted, bedrock, for an unbreakable substance, is relatively easy to damage (not break). Ichorium cracks it with precision strikes, high amounts of energy momentarily vaporize it (though it soon reappears), et cetera. The fragments and shards occasionally obtained from the former are quite useful, from my experience. It always exists, though. Nothing (at all, for that matter) from a barrage of curses of obscene power to the RPLS-SH can actually destroy it permanently.
I decide, with minimal ambivalence, to incarcerate the souls of the Vord for no particular reason. Definitely not for later dissection, or such. Therefore, I clone several Warded Soul Jars.
I prepare those jars in my inventory. Then, I dodge around in the cave, looking for a minuscule opening to attempt my rather foolish plan. Then again, I did this with the Cherub's Regisword, and it was horrifically mutated. Quite a bit less damage than I originally expected. Anyhow, I look around in my inventory for an esoteric vector for my soul-stealing capabilities.
No, not that. Certainly not that. No, that's ridiculous. I suppose this will have to do. Actually, I've been working on that. All the better.
After that debacle unfolds, I draw the Hazel Wand. I have a plan for using this magnificent wand less. I shall get to it at the end of my post. Anyhow, I point the wand, so called because it is not made of hazel, and is technically a needlewand instead of a regular wand, at the Vord in the general area. I nonverbally cast a barrage of spells directly before the Vord. Immediately, their souls are ripped to shreds. Fortunately, they cannot scream in an intelligible manner. That would make me doubt myself. Morals. Bluh. I focus, pulling the ripped shreds of consciousness and soul fragments out of the bodies metaphysically. I place them in individual Warded Soul Jars. Semi-spherical orbs of pure liquid suffering condensate on the inside of the jars. The actual souls are indigo blobs of mixed thought and soul. Granted, souls are useless, as the brain does everything that people think souls do, but they are also rather valuable, due to their remarkable qualities in the fields of research and energy exertion. I turn to the Taken Terror Guardian, and stare at it for several seconds. Subsequently, I flick the Hazel Wand in numerous directions, wisps of auric Vis trailing behind the motions. I abruptly divert the wand to point at the Taken Terror Guardian. Its soul it torn to shreds. Obviously, I cannot kill it with one strike, as that would be OP. I realize that I will not be able to slay the entire beast. Therefore, I teleport as many soul shreds as I can into a Warded Soul Jar, leaving the Terror intact, sadly. Why do I feel like I am being so pretentious?
Anyways, the Hazel Wand begins to vibrate. The tearing of souls is a very strenuous arcane process that should not be taken very lightly. Of course, you can take it lightly, as I have no control over people that are not me, but it is ill-advised. The buildup of Flux in the wand at this point is very noticeable. Primarily by the Taint beginning to form on it. I decide to allow my wand to vent its instability over a short period of time, rendering it unusable for that granted period. Five posts, perhaps? I will keep track of it, so to not make your job harder, Twin. Is this okay?
Hazel Wand: IIIII
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
My Action: I drink a splash potion of regeneration.
SCP Foundation Action: After experimentation with SCP-**** ("Ender Pearls"), an elite MTF strike team uses them to teleport in to attack the guardian, throw hundreds of grenades everywhere, then teleport away just before they explode.
Executor Action: Executor realizes that the Aureus Sidus somehow got killed twice, then realizes that none of the factions controlling the Sidus allowed it to use its final move. Suddenly, each point of the star-shaped sidus splits off and bursts out of the obsidian (a key application of realistic physics temporarilly making the obsidian as weak as it is in real life), creating a cluster of Aureus Sidus Shards. If the shards cannot be produced, it uses hard-light projectors to make it look like they burst out of the obsidian to cover its tracks while it warps them in the hard way. The Sidus Shards attack with lightning and by impaling targets, and are boosted with an AI update to make them commit suicide before switching sides.
Tanker A2 Action: I jump in the Tanker A2 and blast the Vord Warriors with Shadow Flames.
Aureus Sidus Shards: 10000/10000 HP x8
The Chaos Shard sends out a sole Chaos Beast as fodder to be killed and later perhaps Taken.
I throw Build at the Taken Terror Guardian. Don't ask. Viral Prototype: 2/7.
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Serpent wakes up in a pit, with no memory od where she just was. The last thing she remembers is being pulled into the dream with Astria. WHERE... AM I?
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
I wonder what I could do with the Vord souls, Taken-inclusive, I obtained. Some sort of weapon? Fuel? The cores of experimental essentia VEC-PS dynamos in Greyhold?
Also, Net, if you require a safe place for the first incarnation of HEX (assuming he still exists at this point) you may as well take him into Greyhold at this point. I'm siding with you on this, miraculously, and I would like to think my citadel is moderately safe from outside invasion. Especially with my protective measures. Hah.
I take out the numerous Warded Soul Jars containing the fused essence of quite a few Vord, and the shattered bits of the Taken Terror Guardian as well. I proceed to link every single one of the jars together with a simple binding spell. Then, I smash them all together telekinetically to form a massive conglomerate of pure internal construct nigh-unfathomable to all save ghosts and the imminently deceased. This spherical object of power pulsates. I smash it into the Taken Terror Guardian, and cause it to implode itself. Waves of psychic devastation wash over the cave, piercing through several Keepers, and possibly a Warrior or two, depending on the strength of the souls utilized. I convert the waves into liquid essentia as they flare across the cavern. The stuff strikes the ground, and immediately evaporates. I congeal the assorted essentia gases into a singular foul vapor colored aubergine. The gas, upon being created, spreads across the cave once again, washing over the Vord. It proceeds to instill nausea, as well as Taint poisoning in the Vord to a far greater extent to what I had originally intended.
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Virnul leans in, trying to get a better view of the scepter. I do so as well. That dream bubble seems rather obscure. There is a high probability that we will never find it, according to the whims of paradox space. Whilst the three of us stand in silence, examining the viewport, somebody enters the room. Of course, I do not know this. I turn around, however, and see an incredibly sleep deprived Eterne standing at the doorway. She yawns.
God, I'm tired.
You do realize that it's only twelve, right?
Only?
Do you have any idea how long it takes me to attempt to fall asleep?
One?
Four, on average.
Whatever.
Eterne shrugs nonchalantly, and walks over to the three of us.
What's going on?
We're looking at a way we could kill the demon!
Wait, you were SERIOUS when you said you thought you had figured out a way to stop him a few enquier ago?
Yes; did you think I was lying?
Oh! Cool.
She peers over Araeva's head to examine the screen.
The dream bubble is probably another incentive for fleeing into the Furthest Ring.
Yep. The eldritch beasts out there are probably out there ltao. They're wildly gesticulating with their slimy tentacles to accept the fruits of your servitude as well, obviously.
Clearly.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
The Chaos Shard sends out a sole Chaos Beast as fodder to be killed and later perhaps Taken.
I throw Build at the Taken Terror Guardian. Don't ask. Viral Prototype: 2/7.
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Serpent wakes up in a pit, with no memory od where she just was. The last thing she remembers is being pulled into the dream with Astria. WHERE... AM I?
Totally not asking you how you expect to manage that...
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Yeah, right. The HEX you attempted and failed to erase, you derp. I find your belief in his fakeness disturbing.
[I can believe. Therefore I did. Thus I exist. Independent of him, by the way. The Narrativium registers me as real.]
==Elsewhere==
"Hah. Never summon someone who can believe in their own existence if you don't want them sticking around."
>>I think this is going to be one of THOSE fights...
>>And for the record, I am my own being. I am not owned by anyone, merely transcribed by Netpatham.
==Godcraft==
In the interest of avoiding one of THOSE fights, I request you stop trying to kill the sentient being over here. Thanks!
Unless you can prove that a fake HEX I summoned is both sentient and a Hope player, that brain ghosts with Hope powers can believe in themselves to stay in existence, and that I even bothered to make it functional, you have absolutely no basis to say that this HEX exists right now.
((Ah tazz, I see you've read Codex Alera then? @twin: Thanks. @insert: Stop picking on net. He's not doing anything wrong. @serpent: If applicable, serpent might remember piono's offer: "Contact me, you'll know how."))
After that meddling being finished,
Battlefield:
Hank, noticing the fight between net and insert, flies between the two of them, grabs them both, and smacks their heads together. Now is not the time for this.
Hank then lobs a grenade over into the croach, unleashing a fire bomb that blasts both the croach and keepers nearby.
> Alchemies:
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (3/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (2/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (2/6)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 11/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: Chatroom Shout-Outs
I force the Taken Terror Guardian to do... CHATROOM SHOUTOUTS!
- Justin Bieber Socks
At this point, several thousand Beliebers turn their rudimentary weapons on the Taken Terror Guardian for hating Justin Bieber.
- It Is Gold
At this point, several million Sky Army recruits beat up the Taken Terror Guardian for stating that it is gold (not budder).
- Pewds Socks Two
At this point, several million Bros assault the Taken Terror Guardian for hating PewDiePie.
- I.M.A. Feminist
At this point, half the people trapped on GodCraft fire all their weapons at the Taken Terror Guardian for being a feminist.
- IMASJW
At this point, even more people assail the Taken Terror Guardian for being a social justice warrior.
- [Several hundred chatroom shoutouts that sound like racist remarks that have been censored due to how offensive they are]
At this point, everyone assaults the Taken Terror Guardian for being a massive racist.
- I Iz Toopid
At this point, everyone laughs at the Taken Terror Guardian.
I proceed to fire the following at the Taken Terror Guardian's eye: Lemon Juice, sand, Liquidfied essence of CobaltShade, the 'air' of the Elemental Plane of Swords, nails, soap, Lime Juice, Orange Juice, salt, Bug Spray elemental majjyks, liquid taint, 30 unlucky blocks that all activate on contact with a mob (they naturally all turn out to be instant-death traps), cabbages, the Codex Alera books that I have not ever read and merely saw the TvTropes page for, all six trophies I use in For Glory (which initiates the aformentioned BT), myself wielding Caledfwlch(to retrieve the trophies before any Taken get any ideas), a spike plate of the mashy variety, a giant fist, a bomb in the exact shape of a 2DS the size of a moon, and last but not least, a Relish nuke. If this does not work, I instead apply this attack to the Hive-Queen.
Unless you can prove that a fake HEX I summoned is both sentient and a Hope player, that brain ghosts with Hope powers can believe in themselves to stay in existence, and that I even bothered to make it functional, you have absolutely no basis to say that this HEX exists right now.
Your summon was HEX, which means HEX not a mockup.
IT'S DISCWORLD CANON THAT HEX CAN BELIEVE THINGS HARD ENOUGH.
Specifically, Hogfather. I can and will find the quote if I must.
And as brain ghosts who have enough unfakeness have their powers, a la brain ghost Dirk, yes. Because you were believing hard enough to have the bomb work, HEX had sufficient unfakeness.
I then point out that this is in fact a perfect time for this, as I have no more turns left and thus have nothing to do but outwin generic right now. However, I really just want to get this fight over with.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I point out that Hank really shouldn't have done that, and that argument wasn't really the point, it was the fact that netpatham is trying to save something that I deliberately intended to be both unsalvageable and irrelevant. Whatever. I decide to dodge Hank, then warn him about PvP. It's really not the right time to break up verbal fights with physical ones. I then decide to acquiesce to Netpatham's silly obsession on the condition that whenever he refers to this one, he must state that it comes from the animes and is also similarly not the genuine article. Because why not.
I take out my Pale Octet, seeing as it's about time that I made another octet. I then roll it at the Guardian after quaffing another delicious Potion of Nectar. I then pull out the Sextant Rifle, as I didn't see a reason to leave it with Pickle Inspector. I carefully aim at the Guardian, and suddenly a hazy white aura coalesces around the weapon. It appears to be roughly cannon-shaped, whatever that means. I then pull the trigger, and a giant Hope-boosted bullet tears straight through the Guardian.
Binary-covered Fang && Fluorite Octet 2/9
(Compu-sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables) || Ring 2/??
(Blue Generic Alchemiter && Zillymiter && AlChemistryinator) && Pocket Alchemiter Why not.
Godcraft: "Hmm. While that does conserve energy, and certainly seems more straight to the point, that seems... boring, somewhat. Although, style of combat does vary depending on the combatant, so-"
"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"
"...It seems my assistant has reached his limit, for now. JUST FLASH-STEP TO WHERE I SOUND LIKE I AM!"
TECHPIECE immediately flash-steps 5 feet in the wrong direction, possibly due to being covered in Vord creatures. Trying again, he manages to appear somewhat closer. My drone facepalms, then flash-steps forward, tearing the Vord Mantis off of TECHPIECE and throwing it back into the crowd for someone else to shoot.
"You good?"
"I NEED TIME OFF THE FRONT LINES. AND SOME DISINFECTANT."
"Take up position on that hill over there. If the Vord win here, they'll be in a prime position to swarm the multiverse. Disinfectant shall be supplied shortly."
"THANK YOU."
I flash-step back to the recliner chair, watching it pack up into a metal box, then extend outwards again into a different shape. Hoisting the newly-formed Quad Machine Gun up with one hand and loading an ammo belt comprised of inch-wide bullets (read: .50 caliber bullets are half an inch wide) into each bullet intake. Twirling a More Gun replica in the other hand, wings extending out 5 feet in each direction, my drone prepares for combat.
TECHPIECE trudges up a hill, digistructing a large rifle in his hands. Up at the top of the hill, he finds a conveniently placed stone fortification, right next to a bright orange tent. Loading a 3 inch wide bullet into the rifle, he crouches down, resting the barrel of the rifle on a groove in the stone, preparing to choose which Vord should die when.
I fire the laser of +3 lasers at the Croach multiple times until Repetitiveness stops it from working. I then promptly fire the laser of +3.01 lasers until that stops working.
I also put in the codes [OHaiMark], [KIDRADD!], and [SIFanFic]. And intend to complete these.
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I dust off At no Expense and proceed to get it messy again and covered in croach and Keeper guts.
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x3 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
People seem to be arguing about people throwing themselves into other people's scenes. To me, that sounds rather rude and so shouldn't be encouraged. But hey, maybe that's the best way to get character development. I know it would be way easier to find things for Wilson to do if I just flung him randomly into battle against the Vord or any other situation, but that's not his personality. So, by making Wilson peaceful, passive and modest rather than bombastic, pugnacious, and larger than life have I doomed many possible interactions for him? I hope we don't have to always resort to throwing characters out of their normal situations to get any spotlight time for them.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? 2/3
+1 Extended Potion of Cuts
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 6/11
I should probably at least try to use the code thingy. Now... what does Wilson have that's eight characters?... I'll try 3 and follow the most interesting one.
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The Battlefield, right now:
I leave the surviving few hundred 'bots I came with to fight and explode usefully, fire up the jumpjets, rocket up to a thousand feet in the air, and begin targeting.
I raise the heavy chaingun Ultimatum, loaded with an infinite supply of 20x40mm HEIAP rounds each using enough hyperdense caseless propellant to accelerate to three times escape velocity, take careful aim, and open perfectly-accurate fire on the Taken Terror Guardian at four-hundred-and-ninety-six-thousand rounds a minute with all four-thousand-ninety-six barrels, a noise like an unceasing half-kiloton explosion, and a continuous muzzle flare large and hot enough to use as a flamethrower in its own right, the weapon it its entirety only avoiding instantaneous catastrophic overheating via entropium-alloy barrel shrouds and thermodynamically-anomalous coolant systems.
This weapon is physically impossible, probably mathematically correct in its description assuming a few things, and so incredibly stupid that it becomes awesome again.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Helbringers 11/11 DONE!
The Crashlander 11/11 DONE!
Assuming that I can, I duplicate Ceres' Despair twice, for I use these things like hand grenades, and three is the standard videogame number of carried grenades. 1/2!
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man notes that he is in an opaque, airtight, impenetrable vault several layers thick, and therefore in immediate threat of asphyxiation. He then takes the opportunity to fully reload his gun, make note of his various other weapons, fully activate his low-profile powered armor {Complete with full-body pressurization, a helmet, generally light to medium-weapon-proof plating, an electrical damping system and a jetpack}, and check if his emergency evacuation teleporter works.
> Alchemies:
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (4/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (3/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (3/6)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 14/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Billy Assault, Part One
If I am dead, I respawn.
If I am alive:
I channel the power of Billy Mays, summoning his ghost and merging with him to become... THE MAYS-INATOR!
In the following paragraph, replace "Taken Terror Guardian" with "Hive-Queen" if the Taken Terror Guardian is dead.
I FIRST STICK HERCULES HOOKS INTO THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN'S EYES, PENETRATING THROUGH THEM! THE REINFORCED STEEL DESIGN ALWAYS LEAVES A MESSY CORPSE. I THEN DRILL INTO HIS EYES WITH THE AWESOME AUGER AND POWER DRILL! I THEN JUMP ON TOP OF IT AND GRAB A QUICK CHOP! I QUICK CHOP ITS BODY INTO CHUNK-SIZED BITES. I THEN SLICE THEM FINELY WITH THE VIDALIA SLICE WIZARD! I THEN MAKE THEM INTO DELICIOUS SLIDERS WITH THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION! I THEN MOVE ON TO YTP WEAPONRY! I PULL OUT THE BILLY BAZOOKA AND FIRE IT AT SOME MORON, AND BY THAT, I MEAN THE TERROR GUARDIAN! I THEN JUMP STRAIGHT UP AND DESTROY THE TERROR GUARDIAN WITH THE HERCULES LASER! I THEN PULL OUT A STICK OF SUICIDE PUTTY AND FORCE-FEED IT TO THE TERROR GUARDIAN, THEN JUMP UP AND PUT UP A SHARK SWITCH! I SUMMON A SHARK WHICH I CONTROL WITH THE SHARK SWITCH AND ORDER TO DESTROY THE TERROR GUARDIAN! I THEN KILL THE SHARK BECAUSE WHY NOT! I THEN PULL OUT THE IMPACT SWORD AND STRIKE THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN WITH IT! I THEN UNLEASH BIG CITY SLIDERS THAT ATTACK THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN AND ITS NONEXISTENT FAMILY WHILE I RUN OVER THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN WITH THIS FORTY-SEVEN-MILLION-TON TRACTOR TRAILER! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF THE FORTY-SEVEN-MILLION-TON TRACTOR TRAILER! FINALLY, I PULL OUT THE DUALSAW AND CUT THE ENTIRE TERROR GUARDIAN IN HALF! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF BILLY MAYS!
> Author's Note
I accidentally posted my post before it was done.
For heavens sake insert! If you don't want it, why do you care?!?! Let him have the stupid thing so he can have a legitimate way of using HEX without making twin worried about trying to abuse the connection to the other forum game! I was making a point you idjit!
@talist: No, you're good. Its a matter of differences in character. Net was mostly getting railed on because he was jumping into encounters with a character people weren't used to yet. Not just because he was jumping in. You've still been getting stuff with Wilson. Eric's probably going to end up dropping by Wilson's shop in the future, just so you know. I'd say you've been one of the more successful roleplayers in this game.
@Amp: Nope. Its is not mathematically correct. And where did you get the idea that it had less than stupidly impossible amounts of barrels? You miss the "millions of bullets per second" part of the attack Hank did with it against the Arrival? The only part of physics that even gets paid lipservice to is Newton's laws, and even then only for recoil.
Lothyra heals every non-PG player with Universal Power. She then sets iAntimak Carbine to "rock 'n roll" mode (A.K.A full-auto fire, because iAntimak Carbines can do that and the old iAntimaks can't) and blasts the Terror Guardian (or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead) with tons of rounds before deciding to go Samus Aran and use iAntiblast (On the Guardian, or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead). Bender uses the Origin Wands to create a device that lights any alcohol inserted into it on fire and burps it out in a LINE OF CONFLAGRATION. Basically a giant, alcohol-powered flamethrower. He uses it to burn a ton of Croach and some Keepers as well.
Granted, bedrock, for an unbreakable substance, is relatively easy to damage (not break). Ichorium cracks it with precision strikes, high amounts of energy momentarily vaporize it (though it soon reappears), et cetera. The fragments and shards occasionally obtained from the former are quite useful, from my experience. It always exists, though. Nothing (at all, for that matter) from a barrage of curses of obscene power to the RPLS-SH can actually destroy it permanently.
I decide, with minimal ambivalence, to incarcerate the souls of the Vord for no particular reason. Definitely not for later dissection, or such. Therefore, I clone several Warded Soul Jars.
I prepare those jars in my inventory. Then, I dodge around in the cave, looking for a minuscule opening to attempt my rather foolish plan. Then again, I did this with the Cherub's Regisword, and it was horrifically mutated. Quite a bit less damage than I originally expected. Anyhow, I look around in my inventory for an esoteric vector for my soul-stealing capabilities.
No, not that. Certainly not that. No, that's ridiculous. I suppose this will have to do. Actually, I've been working on that. All the better.
After that debacle unfolds, I draw the Hazel Wand. I have a plan for using this magnificent wand less. I shall get to it at the end of my post. Anyhow, I point the wand, so called because it is not made of hazel, and is technically a needlewand instead of a regular wand, at the Vord in the general area. I nonverbally cast a barrage of spells directly before the Vord. Immediately, their souls are ripped to shreds. Fortunately, they cannot scream in an intelligible manner. That would make me doubt myself. Morals. Bluh. I focus, pulling the ripped shreds of consciousness and soul fragments out of the bodies metaphysically. I place them in individual Warded Soul Jars. Semi-spherical orbs of pure liquid suffering condensate on the inside of the jars. The actual souls are indigo blobs of mixed thought and soul. Granted, souls are useless, as the brain does everything that people think souls do, but they are also rather valuable, due to their remarkable qualities in the fields of research and energy exertion. I turn to the Taken Terror Guardian, and stare at it for several seconds. Subsequently, I flick the Hazel Wand in numerous directions, wisps of auric Vis trailing behind the motions. I abruptly divert the wand to point at the Taken Terror Guardian. Its soul it torn to shreds. Obviously, I cannot kill it with one strike, as that would be OP. I realize that I will not be able to slay the entire beast. Therefore, I teleport as many soul shreds as I can into a Warded Soul Jar, leaving the Terror intact, sadly. Why do I feel like I am being so pretentious?
Anyways, the Hazel Wand begins to vibrate. The tearing of souls is a very strenuous arcane process that should not be taken very lightly. Of course, you can take it lightly, as I have no control over people that are not me, but it is ill-advised. The buildup of Flux in the wand at this point is very noticeable. Primarily by the Taint beginning to form on it. I decide to allow my wand to vent its instability over a short period of time, rendering it unusable for that granted period. Five posts, perhaps? I will keep track of it, so to not make your job harder, Twin. Is this okay?
Hazel Wand: IIIII
I flail my new Blade of Grass wildly at the keepers, and then the guardian, hoping to poison them.
Alchemies:
Cheap Sword && Hellstone Ore && Obsidian && Nametag = Fiery Greatsword (3/6)
"MURAMASA" = The Demon Blade (2/6)
Charges:
Giant, Vord-Eating Spider (8/10) (+2 From Talist).
Inventory:
Here
25/30 Guardian Orbs
13/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I drink a splash potion of regeneration.
SCP Foundation Action: After experimentation with SCP-**** ("Ender Pearls"), an elite MTF strike team uses them to teleport in to attack the guardian, throw hundreds of grenades everywhere, then teleport away just before they explode.
Executor Action: Executor realizes that the Aureus Sidus somehow got killed twice, then realizes that none of the factions controlling the Sidus allowed it to use its final move. Suddenly, each point of the star-shaped sidus splits off and bursts out of the obsidian (a key application of realistic physics temporarilly making the obsidian as weak as it is in real life), creating a cluster of Aureus Sidus Shards. If the shards cannot be produced, it uses hard-light projectors to make it look like they burst out of the obsidian to cover its tracks while it warps them in the hard way. The Sidus Shards attack with lightning and by impaling targets, and are boosted with an AI update to make them commit suicide before switching sides.
Tanker A2 Action: I jump in the Tanker A2 and blast the Vord Warriors with Shadow Flames.
Aureus Sidus Shards: 10000/10000 HP x8
I throw Build at the Taken Terror Guardian. Don't ask. Viral Prototype: 2/7.
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Serpent wakes up in a pit, with no memory od where she just was. The last thing she remembers is being pulled into the dream with Astria. WHERE... AM I?
Oh no
I wonder what I could do with the Vord souls, Taken-inclusive, I obtained. Some sort of weapon? Fuel? The cores of experimental essentia VEC-PS dynamos in Greyhold?
Also, Net, if you require a safe place for the first incarnation of HEX (assuming he still exists at this point) you may as well take him into Greyhold at this point. I'm siding with you on this, miraculously, and I would like to think my citadel is moderately safe from outside invasion. Especially with my protective measures. Hah.
I take out the numerous Warded Soul Jars containing the fused essence of quite a few Vord, and the shattered bits of the Taken Terror Guardian as well. I proceed to link every single one of the jars together with a simple binding spell. Then, I smash them all together telekinetically to form a massive conglomerate of pure internal construct nigh-unfathomable to all save ghosts and the imminently deceased. This spherical object of power pulsates. I smash it into the Taken Terror Guardian, and cause it to implode itself. Waves of psychic devastation wash over the cave, piercing through several Keepers, and possibly a Warrior or two, depending on the strength of the souls utilized. I convert the waves into liquid essentia as they flare across the cavern. The stuff strikes the ground, and immediately evaporates. I congeal the assorted essentia gases into a singular foul vapor colored aubergine. The gas, upon being created, spreads across the cave once again, washing over the Vord. It proceeds to instill nausea, as well as Taint poisoning in the Vord to a far greater extent to what I had originally intended.
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Virnul leans in, trying to get a better view of the scepter. I do so as well. That dream bubble seems rather obscure. There is a high probability that we will never find it, according to the whims of paradox space. Whilst the three of us stand in silence, examining the viewport, somebody enters the room. Of course, I do not know this. I turn around, however, and see an incredibly sleep deprived Eterne standing at the doorway. She yawns.
God, I'm tired.
You do realize that it's only twelve, right?
Only?
Do you have any idea how long it takes me to attempt to fall asleep?
One?
Four, on average.
Whatever.
Eterne shrugs nonchalantly, and walks over to the three of us.
What's going on?
We're looking at a way we could kill the demon!
Wait, you were SERIOUS when you said you thought you had figured out a way to stop him a few enquier ago?
Yes; did you think I was lying?
Oh! Cool.
She peers over Araeva's head to examine the screen.
The dream bubble is probably another incentive for fleeing into the Furthest Ring.
Yep. The eldritch beasts out there are probably out there ltao. They're wildly gesticulating with their slimy tentacles to accept the fruits of your servitude as well, obviously.
Clearly.
Totally not asking you how you expect to manage that...
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Unless you can prove that a fake HEX I summoned is both sentient and a Hope player, that brain ghosts with Hope powers can believe in themselves to stay in existence, and that I even bothered to make it functional, you have absolutely no basis to say that this HEX exists right now.
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After that meddling being finished,
Battlefield:
Hank, noticing the fight between net and insert, flies between the two of them, grabs them both, and smacks their heads together.
Now is not the time for this.
Hank then lobs a grenade over into the croach, unleashing a fire bomb that blasts both the croach and keepers nearby.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (3/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (2/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (2/6)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 11/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: Chatroom Shout-Outs
I force the Taken Terror Guardian to do... CHATROOM SHOUTOUTS!
- Justin Bieber Socks
At this point, several thousand Beliebers turn their rudimentary weapons on the Taken Terror Guardian for hating Justin Bieber.
- It Is Gold
At this point, several million Sky Army recruits beat up the Taken Terror Guardian for stating that it is gold (not budder).
- Pewds Socks Two
At this point, several million Bros assault the Taken Terror Guardian for hating PewDiePie.
- I.M.A. Feminist
At this point, half the people trapped on GodCraft fire all their weapons at the Taken Terror Guardian for being a feminist.
- IMASJW
At this point, even more people assail the Taken Terror Guardian for being a social justice warrior.
- [Several hundred chatroom shoutouts that sound like racist remarks that have been censored due to how offensive they are]
At this point, everyone assaults the Taken Terror Guardian for being a massive racist.
- I Iz Toopid
At this point, everyone laughs at the Taken Terror Guardian.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 3/11)
Briefcase && Bacon Elemental Majjyks = The Baconcase (Level 2: 3/3) done.
Newspaper && Cheese Elemental Majjyks = The Mouseattractor (Level 2: 3/3) done.
I proceed to fire the following at the Taken Terror Guardian's eye: Lemon Juice, sand, Liquidfied essence of CobaltShade, the 'air' of the Elemental Plane of Swords, nails, soap, Lime Juice, Orange Juice, salt, Bug Spray elemental majjyks, liquid taint, 30 unlucky blocks that all activate on contact with a mob (they naturally all turn out to be instant-death traps), cabbages, the Codex Alera books that I have not ever read and merely saw the TvTropes page for, all six trophies I use in For Glory (which initiates the aformentioned BT), myself wielding Caledfwlch(to retrieve the trophies before any Taken get any ideas), a spike plate of the mashy variety, a giant fist, a bomb in the exact shape of a 2DS the size of a moon, and last but not least, a Relish nuke. If this does not work, I instead apply this attack to the Hive-Queen.
Your summon was HEX, which means HEX not a mockup.
IT'S DISCWORLD CANON THAT HEX CAN BELIEVE THINGS HARD ENOUGH.
Specifically, Hogfather. I can and will find the quote if I must.
And as brain ghosts who have enough unfakeness have their powers, a la brain ghost Dirk, yes. Because you were believing hard enough to have the bomb work, HEX had sufficient unfakeness.
I then point out that this is in fact a perfect time for this, as I have no more turns left and thus have nothing to do but outwin generic right now. However, I really just want to get this fight over with.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I take out my Pale Octet, seeing as it's about time that I made another octet. I then roll it at the Guardian after quaffing another delicious Potion of Nectar. I then pull out the Sextant Rifle, as I didn't see a reason to leave it with Pickle Inspector. I carefully aim at the Guardian, and suddenly a hazy white aura coalesces around the weapon. It appears to be roughly cannon-shaped, whatever that means. I then pull the trigger, and a giant Hope-boosted bullet tears straight through the Guardian.
Binary-covered Fang && Fluorite Octet 2/9
(Compu-sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables) || Ring 2/??
(Blue Generic Alchemiter && Zillymiter && AlChemistryinator) && Pocket Alchemiter Why not.
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Unknown Entity: 3/40
Unknown Entity: 3/50
Staff of the Cosmic Whole && X.M.D. Sword = Blade of the Cosmic Whole (LV. 8): 8/9
I'll be making my great escape now!
"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"
"...It seems my assistant has reached his limit, for now. JUST FLASH-STEP TO WHERE I SOUND LIKE I AM!"
TECHPIECE immediately flash-steps 5 feet in the wrong direction, possibly due to being covered in Vord creatures. Trying again, he manages to appear somewhat closer. My drone facepalms, then flash-steps forward, tearing the Vord Mantis off of TECHPIECE and throwing it back into the crowd for someone else to shoot.
"You good?"
"I NEED TIME OFF THE FRONT LINES. AND SOME DISINFECTANT."
"Take up position on that hill over there. If the Vord win here, they'll be in a prime position to swarm the multiverse. Disinfectant shall be supplied shortly."
"THANK YOU."
I flash-step back to the recliner chair, watching it pack up into a metal box, then extend outwards again into a different shape. Hoisting the newly-formed Quad Machine Gun up with one hand and loading an ammo belt comprised of inch-wide bullets (read: .50 caliber bullets are half an inch wide) into each bullet intake. Twirling a More Gun replica in the other hand, wings extending out 5 feet in each direction, my drone prepares for combat.
TECHPIECE trudges up a hill, digistructing a large rifle in his hands. Up at the top of the hill, he finds a conveniently placed stone fortification, right next to a bright orange tent. Loading a 3 inch wide bullet into the rifle, he crouches down, resting the barrel of the rifle on a groove in the stone, preparing to choose which Vord should die when.
(Note to Twin: This is a gigantic respawn post.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Kid Radd: 10/45
I fire the laser of +3 lasers at the Croach multiple times until Repetitiveness stops it from working. I then promptly fire the laser of +3.01 lasers until that stops working.
I also put in the codes [OHaiMark], [KIDRADD!], and [SIFanFic]. And intend to complete these.
[OHaiMark]: 1/?
[KIDRADD!]: 1/?
[SIFanFic]: 1/?
I dust off At no Expense and proceed to get it messy again and covered in croach and Keeper guts.
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x3 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
People seem to be arguing about people throwing themselves into other people's scenes. To me, that sounds rather rude and so shouldn't be encouraged. But hey, maybe that's the best way to get character development. I know it would be way easier to find things for Wilson to do if I just flung him randomly into battle against the Vord or any other situation, but that's not his personality. So, by making Wilson peaceful, passive and modest rather than bombastic, pugnacious, and larger than life have I doomed many possible interactions for him? I hope we don't have to always resort to throwing characters out of their normal situations to get any spotlight time for them.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? 2/3
+1 Extended Potion of Cuts
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 6/11
I should probably at least try to use the code thingy. Now... what does Wilson have that's eight characters?... I'll try 3 and follow the most interesting one.
[emp0rium] = ?????
[illusion] = ?????
[LKitsuNe] = ?????
(That is how these are done, right?)
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I leave the surviving few hundred 'bots I came with to fight and explode usefully, fire up the jumpjets, rocket up to a thousand feet in the air, and begin targeting.
I raise the heavy chaingun Ultimatum, loaded with an infinite supply of 20x40mm HEIAP rounds each using enough hyperdense caseless propellant to accelerate to three times escape velocity, take careful aim, and open perfectly-accurate fire on the Taken Terror Guardian at four-hundred-and-ninety-six-thousand rounds a minute with all four-thousand-ninety-six barrels, a noise like an unceasing half-kiloton explosion, and a continuous muzzle flare large and hot enough to use as a flamethrower in its own right, the weapon it its entirety only avoiding instantaneous catastrophic overheating via entropium-alloy barrel shrouds and thermodynamically-anomalous coolant systems.
{HEIAP: High-Explosive Incendiary/Armor-piercing}
This weapon is physically impossible, probably mathematically correct in its description assuming a few things, and so incredibly stupid that it becomes awesome again.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Helbringers 11/11 DONE!
The Crashlander 11/11 DONE!
Assuming that I can, I duplicate Ceres' Despair twice, for I use these things like hand grenades, and three is the standard videogame number of carried grenades. 1/2!
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man notes that he is in an opaque, airtight, impenetrable vault several layers thick, and therefore in immediate threat of asphyxiation. He then takes the opportunity to fully reload his gun, make note of his various other weapons, fully activate his low-profile powered armor {Complete with full-body pressurization, a helmet, generally light to medium-weapon-proof plating, an electrical damping system and a jetpack}, and check if his emergency evacuation teleporter works.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (4/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (3/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (3/6)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 14/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Billy Assault, Part One
If I am dead, I respawn.
If I am alive:
I channel the power of Billy Mays, summoning his ghost and merging with him to become... THE MAYS-INATOR!
In the following paragraph, replace "Taken Terror Guardian" with "Hive-Queen" if the Taken Terror Guardian is dead.
I FIRST STICK HERCULES HOOKS INTO THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN'S EYES, PENETRATING THROUGH THEM! THE REINFORCED STEEL DESIGN ALWAYS LEAVES A MESSY CORPSE. I THEN DRILL INTO HIS EYES WITH THE AWESOME AUGER AND POWER DRILL! I THEN JUMP ON TOP OF IT AND GRAB A QUICK CHOP! I QUICK CHOP ITS BODY INTO CHUNK-SIZED BITES. I THEN SLICE THEM FINELY WITH THE VIDALIA SLICE WIZARD! I THEN MAKE THEM INTO DELICIOUS SLIDERS WITH THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION! I THEN MOVE ON TO YTP WEAPONRY! I PULL OUT THE BILLY BAZOOKA AND FIRE IT AT SOME MORON, AND BY THAT, I MEAN THE TERROR GUARDIAN! I THEN JUMP STRAIGHT UP AND DESTROY THE TERROR GUARDIAN WITH THE HERCULES LASER! I THEN PULL OUT A STICK OF SUICIDE PUTTY AND FORCE-FEED IT TO THE TERROR GUARDIAN, THEN JUMP UP AND PUT UP A SHARK SWITCH! I SUMMON A SHARK WHICH I CONTROL WITH THE SHARK SWITCH AND ORDER TO DESTROY THE TERROR GUARDIAN! I THEN KILL THE SHARK BECAUSE WHY NOT! I THEN PULL OUT THE IMPACT SWORD AND STRIKE THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN WITH IT! I THEN UNLEASH BIG CITY SLIDERS THAT ATTACK THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN AND ITS NONEXISTENT FAMILY WHILE I RUN OVER THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN WITH THIS FORTY-SEVEN-MILLION-TON TRACTOR TRAILER! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF THE FORTY-SEVEN-MILLION-TON TRACTOR TRAILER! FINALLY, I PULL OUT THE DUALSAW AND CUT THE ENTIRE TERROR GUARDIAN IN HALF! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF BILLY MAYS!
> Author's Note
I accidentally posted my post before it was done.
For heavens sake insert! If you don't want it, why do you care?!?! Let him have the stupid thing so he can have a legitimate way of using HEX without making twin worried about trying to abuse the connection to the other forum game! I was making a point you idjit!
@talist: No, you're good. Its a matter of differences in character. Net was mostly getting railed on because he was jumping into encounters with a character people weren't used to yet. Not just because he was jumping in. You've still been getting stuff with Wilson. Eric's probably going to end up dropping by Wilson's shop in the future, just so you know. I'd say you've been one of the more successful roleplayers in this game.
@Amp: Nope. Its is not mathematically correct. And where did you get the idea that it had less than stupidly impossible amounts of barrels? You miss the "millions of bullets per second" part of the attack Hank did with it against the Arrival? The only part of physics that even gets paid lipservice to is Newton's laws, and even then only for recoil.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Physics Cannon: 18/30
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 14/25
iQuantimak: 7/11
Nanolight Lander: 2/4
Escalander: 2/3
==Actions==
Lothyra heals every non-PG player with Universal Power. She then sets iAntimak Carbine to "rock 'n roll" mode (A.K.A full-auto fire, because iAntimak Carbines can do that and the old iAntimaks can't) and blasts the Terror Guardian (or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead) with tons of rounds before deciding to go Samus Aran and use iAntiblast (On the Guardian, or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead). Bender uses the Origin Wands to create a device that lights any alcohol inserted into it on fire and burps it out in a LINE OF CONFLAGRATION. Basically a giant, alcohol-powered flamethrower. He uses it to burn a ton of Croach and some Keepers as well.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis