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Unholy Assault: 15/50

Orbit Control: 40/50

I rain hate and lead upon the Vord Keepers, being shot down with muskets I crafted for use with my Constructites (smaller, infantry-size constructs). This is an attack, not a summon.

Sword Damage: 142K/250K

I take out the DETONATION CORE and use it on the Croach!

I decide to join the memo.
tempotechTrickster [TT] responded to memo.
Alright just a few tips for those of you who can dish it out but can't take it.
1. Aim for the Keepers, the last thing we need is to have more Croach on our hands.
2. Despite that last statement's implications, don't attack the Croach if you're a bit fragile, the Warriors will attack you for that. Just leave the Croach to the tanks, let them steal the aggro.
3. These are bugs and if you ever learn anything bugs are horribly weak to fire so try to get any firey attacks you can think of off.
I'll be watching this memo on and off, ping me if I'm needed.
I then take off my Spectagoggles and pull out my Monado, deciding to target the Croach now. I casually activate my rocket boots, then fly really close to the ground, cutting up the Croach with the Monado. I then stab a few Warriors, as they're too close for comfort. And some Keepers because they're trying to repair the Croach. I then roll Democracy's Octet at the Keepers after absorbing the Orb of Light.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 5/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 4/9
Tetrixcalibur 11/11

I HHHH the CROACH!

I slice some Vord Keepers with my Twilisaber.

I take out my Forge's Light and HEADSHOT x 0: LEVEL 10: MACHINA(if that's the right name) as many Vord Keepers as I can! Minicrit power!

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-6 / 50- Genesis
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on the Croach.

Post I

Well, don't know what I could do with this thing, but maybe it could be some sort of Chekhov's Gun thing.
I start a new alchemies. Cheap Sword && Jungle Spores && Hornet Stingers && Name Tag = ??? (1/?), and Cheap Sword && Demonite Bars && Shadow Scales && Name Tag = ??? (1/?). I then proceed to attack the Croach with the power of FRIENDSHIP!

Alchemies:

RPGVXACE = Chrono's Mom Poster (Level 1: 2/2)

Cheap Sword && Jungle Spores && Hornet Stingers = ??? (1/?)

Cheap Sword && Demonite Bars && Shadow Scales && Name Tag = ??? (1/?).

Charges

None

Inventory

Here

The Other Arrival: 37/50

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 4/9

Physics Cannon: 14/30

Nanogel Lightship: 4/4 Complete!

Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 6/25

iQuantimak: 3/11

Electrowinch: 3/3 Complete!

==Actions==

Lothyra alchemizes Nanogel Lightship -c Artifical Gravity Generator and Large Dolly & Anti-gravity device = Hover Dolly. She then duplicates an Antimatter Nuke Station and fires it at infested land. Bender shoots more Keepers with Bender's Gun, then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Power.

CAG: Excuse me?
CAA: Yes! Who the hell are you?! Are you one of those trolls?
CAG: Yes. I am one of those trolls. Now please stop talking to me like that.
CUA: You are impossible, Bender.
CAA: By the way,
CAA: AG,
CAA: I am a BENDER! I bend girders.
CAA: And I am the greatest robot who ever lived.
CUA: :facepalm: x2 combo.
universalAntimatist [UA] banned awesomeAutomaton [AA] from responding to this memo [RUDE IDIOT!]
CUA: Yes, that Bender is a sapient industrial robot.
CUA: An alcoholic, *****-mongering, chain-smoking, gambler sapient industrial robot to be precise.

+1 to Amp x2.


Hah. I am not technically a Descendant, right? My ancestor has absolutely nothing to do with Minecraft.

I use the Spare Tentacle on the Croach, and light as much goo as I can on fire telekinetically.

Memo:

I could probably close some of the Nether Portals with little difficultly. Otherwise, cave collapses are quite convenient. If you are not the one causing them, that is.

I psychically cause every Nether Portal within two miles of my position to implode.

I take all the Vord Keepers and send them on a quest to travel to the very hot sun. They all go. Guess what happens.

+1 to Amp x2.


Perhaps the best method of containment, despite being hazardous to everything in general, is the flame of eternity.

As such, I search around in my inventory for a suitable amount of fuel. I pull out a chalk-colored lump of coal with a golden rune emblazoned upon it. Aeternalis Fuel, for the generally uneducated. I mean, come on. If you don't know what Aeternalis Fuel is, you have not been playing this game long enough. Then again, I did start playing just after the Alpha 1.1.0 update. But I digress. There is no need for me to explain that I obtained the mystery signal (which I now suspect to have been sent by myself) upon the date September 10. Or, to put it in a more logical fashion understood by the entirety of my mind, 10 Ivanneth. But, I doubt aliens so different than I would ever utilize such a style of calendar, mainly because it functions relative to the solar orbit of my planet, and not Earth. Hah. I toss the lump of Aeternalis Fuel on the ground, and draw Bipolarity, briefly putting the glasses on. Upon doing so, I fire a psionic spark, amplified by the mustard glasses, into the Aeternalis Fuel, before putting them away. The spark strikes the ground near the amplified alchemical coal. It would appear as if nothing occurred beyond that. Of course, if one were to think that, they would be in their right mind, and we all know that sane calculations are not going to get us very far in this war. The friction emitted by the spark ignites the fuel. Aeternalis, for future reference, is the Latin word for eternity. Hah. Red flames burst from the spot where the Fuel was originally, spraying across the Battlefield nearly instantly. They cleave through the slime secreted by the Vord, and melt flesh, blood, chitin, carapace, and bone alike. The flames oddly avoid any players. My telekinetic will is far too strong for some flame to be permitted, without my advisory precautions, to harm any players whatsoever. That has served to be particularly problematic in situations where I am not present to enforce my own morals or desires, such as that incident with the rogue Advanced Golem in the alchemical laboratories on the third basement level of Greyhold. That was terrible. I couldn't get the fire out for a week, and I did it with five thousand mB of Cryotheum over a gradual period of arcane infusion. They vaporized each other. Back to the present. The arcane flames instead head towards the most susceptible targets at the present moment. The Vord, to be specific. The flames burn through the Vord Keepers, sizzling through shining chitin with little difficulty. At any rate, this will prove to be problematic. Therefore, I teleport the everburning fire into the closest liquid I can find, dousing it. That liquid happens to be the life-fluid of the Vord, by the way.

Afterwards, I activate the White Ring. The energy immediately pulses through my body, generating a black and white aura. This aura serves as my protection for the turn.

Also, I read the Infinity Causality Textbook. It is the one tome in my immediate possession I have not read. I assure you, the associated insanity will not harm me in any way. I have seen far worse than what is probably merely time paradoxes akin to the Grandfather Paradox, and such. At least, that is what I would assume it is.

I do something so awesome, some VORD KEEPERS/WARRIORS die!

I grab a Vord and crush it! I then throw the remains at the Croach.

31/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
31/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit

> R. K.: Lasering more random Vords.
> K4yne: Very heavy accupuncture on the Croach with the Wingripper (something else if dead).

---
No Joke

UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

The Other Arrival: 38/50

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Physics Cannon: 15/30

Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 7/25

iQuantimak: 4/11

Nanogel Lightship -c Artificial Gravity Generator: 2/4

Hover Dolly: 2/4

==Actions==

Lothyra uses iAntinuke on some infested land. Bender shoots some more Keepers with Bender's Gun.

Post II

I continue my alchemies. I help Gusta in charging the bombardment, and then start charging a giant, Vord-eating spider to clear the battlefield of this infestation.

Alchemies:

Cheap Sword && Jungle Spores && Hornet Stingers = ??? (2/?)

Cheap Sword && Demonite Bars && Shadow Scales && Name Tag = ??? (2/?).

Charges

Giant, Vord-Eating Spider (1/10).

Inventory

Here

I flip a coin that perfectly reflects and magnifies sunlight, setting the Croach on fire. It spreads out of control, and soon the entire Battlefield is on fire. It then gets put out by a ridiculous amount of fluoroantimonic acid that I may or may not have stolen from Cobalt. I then take the Monado out, and cut the Croach up even more.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 6/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 5/9
(Hard Light Projector && Snake's Fang) && Fluorite Octet 1/9

I fire the Antiink Gatling Wheeler's antimatter warhead at the Croach.

Bling Banana Bomb 3/4

NEW ALCHEMY: Shotgun && Katana = ??? 1/?

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: Red guards himself and two random AG/N players with The Bullet Shielder
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x27, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper

I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 10/11

-Memo-
Balancing objective priorities...
Primary Objective: Operator Satisfaction
Secondary Objective: Casualty Minimization
Tertiary Objective: Threat Elimination
Auxiliary Objective: Asset Protection
Auxillary Objective: Information Accumulation
Auxillary Objective: Profit Maximization

Insufficient information to determine probability of primary objective failure upon victory of Vord on Godcraft.
Probability of primary objective failure upon loss of ongoing galactic war: 93.6%
Unacceptable risk for dedication of further resources. Available resources already engaged.

The Battlefield, Right Now:


Demimech Retrofit 30/30! {+ a bunch from Erelye, TYVM}

{This charge basically consists of getting the Demimech back in working order, throwing more charges at for teh powerz, and giving me the option of adding another ability to it. [Its existing abilities being Armor and allowing me to attack with eight alchemies in one post.]}

Orbital Drop 4/4! {Also + a few from Erelye, damn but this makes stuff easier.}

Redeyes fires a series of flares into the sky, attracting the Vord to him, then drops a nuke grenade and invokes his Recall Rune to the Supergiant, getting him out of the way.

Where the Vord have gathered the most thickly, a missile slices out of orbit, then splits into smaller warheads, each smashing into the ground with enough force to send everything near them flying. An instant later, they detonate simultaneously in twelve separate blossoms of molten flame, searing everything with half a kilometer to ashes.

Through the smoke cloud, three thousand WLK-I infantry robots drop to the ground in a circle two hundred meters across, forming two lines, one, the outer, of two thousand flamethrower-armed 'bots forcing a perimeter, and the inner line of one thousand, all more heavily equipped, but not yet firing.

The machines of the outer line burn a steadily growing circle of sterile ground, but not without cost. For every ten meters gained, a dozen robots fall, white camera-eyes flickering.

By the time I reach the ground, the outer line has fallen entire, and been Taken by the Vord, sending them marching towards the inner line amid a swarm of the foe.

Landing in a cloud of ash and rocket exhaust, I raise my left hand and push a button.

Two thousand Taken robots' fusion reactors enter their secondary mode. Each reactor forcibly injects all available fuel into the core, then diverts all power to supercharge the compression beams. The resulting hypercriticality event takes less than three milliseconds, and ends in three thousand kiloton range blasts of fuzing plasma in a ring around the inner line, annihilating the Vord that attacked with them, and allowing the inner line, all armed with the standard-issue fusion lances their product line relies on, to form a far more effective assault-sterilization force!

{Before this gets stomped for not charging enough, the minimal charging is in reference to the fact that this was incredibly cheap for the Anachron, and while not expected to be particularly effective, serves to make a dramatic entrance and introduce a mechanic; my machines, every one, is rigged to autoterminate in a kiloton-range fireball when they receive disabling levels of damage, or are suborned.}

"I am hardly arrogant enough to think I can exterminate this infestation myself, but I have an especial hatred of such foes, and as such am especially well-prepared to destroy them."

{No, seriously, this is one of Amperzand's quirks. He really, really does not like Zerg/Tyranid type races.}

I use Battle Technique: Blitzkrieg on the Vord as a whole!

All charges progress!

+1x2 to Erelye!


Earth, Right Now:

The Unremarkable Man reappears in the middle of nowhere, and quickly reloads three rounds, firing one off at an odd angle, and using the other two to swiftly abscond again.

The round fired at an angle meets the ship chasing him and punches a hole in the cockpit, enforcing a slower speed to avoid killing whatever is piloting it.

"In point of fact, I am not a Descendant, and this is my first active role in the Operation War.

Post III

I continue my alchemies and charge. Next, I use crazy jiu-jitsu moves to take out as many keepers as I can.

Alchemies:

Cheap Sword && Jungle Spores && Hornet Stingers = ??? (3/?)

Cheap Sword && Demonite Bars && Shadow Scales && Name Tag = ??? (3/?).

Charges:

Giant, Vord-Eating Spider (2/10).

Inventory:

Here