> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (2/?) (Search "Dinner Blaster" on YouTube if you want to see the reference for this.)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (6/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (8/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again COMPLETE!!!! (+2 twice from Tazz, overflowing the counter)
I RELEASE THE HEALTH INCREASE IN AN IDENTICAL FASHION TO THE PREVIOUS HEALTH INCREASE!
> Action: Cans.wav
I channel the power and essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio, and cans.wav all over the Vord Keepers, knocking some of them down with cans traveling at relativistic speeds. I then transform the croach into HUNDREDS OF MILES OF SCORCHED EARTH infested with TROLL TERRORISTS and FRUITBOWLS and HAMBONES, destroying some of it.
> 05 Action
I use the still-supersized Toxicide to kill a few Vord Keepers, testing the toxicity of polonium-294 on Vord to establish a formula.
(@tazz: don't you dare. Parodying me is one thing, but don't steal my signature weapons. The elemental ones, although I'd prefer you not, aren't off-limits. Ircucvci is MINE. On a happier note, once this whole thing is finished up, would you mind giving my a list of your parody items? They're absolutely hilarious and I want to show my friends.)
Hank, having finished up some close-range burn tactics, flies up out of reach (tip: we haven't encountered vord capable of sustained flight yet, so for this round, possibly one or two after, flying entities will be safe from attack, and even after that, only one or two types are capable of sustained flight) and pulls out his gatling rocket launcher again, doing strafing runs up and down the croach.
Memo:
@Kalare: past you has already left to boot up your time loop, you don't have to worry about violating your timeline.
@Amp: Good, we'll need the soldiers. But don't get cocky, all it will take is one hole torn in the hull by some of the bigger vord... They can Take corpses too, or as the case may be, disabled machinery. Also, something I seem to have forgotten, they do in fact have a weakness to fire. On a related note; if anyone sees keepers, honest-to-goodness Keepers and not warriors of some kind being created with cybernetic implants, let us know. If that happens, we're as good as dead. ((Before anyone gets paranoid, no, that's not going to happen. Its just Eric being REALLY worried about the Vord.))
Granger grabs a bugnet and goes bug catching. In her lab. And those bugs are not Vord. No they're... those ones dont really have a name... well, they're kinda of the parasite type, they infest other bugs and eat them from inside out. Granger uses them to keep her lab clean of other bugs.
"Yep, that should be enough.", she thinks and throws several jars containing these bugs into the Vord swarm.
Then she inflicts wither and burning on the croach using the painchimer. Healing it? Lol, no.
I help gutza charge the Orbital Bombardment, and confuse the Vord with this... thing.
"Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw.
Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood!
But one day, Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood.
Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood.
One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood,
Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw
Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood."
Alchemies:
Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (6/6)
It’s time. I blast the Croach with Caledball, eating away at its very essence.
The Chaos Shard fires off a blast that uses the uncertainty principle to form into a Vord Keeper.
[font=Courier New]so th/\t’s how you felt /\bout it… i w/\s only trying to help! how could you t/\ke th/\t /\w/\y from it?
HOW COULD YOU. TAKE AWAY. THAT I WAS TRYING. TO RUIN YOUR LIFE? THAT’S LIKE. HOW TROLLS COMMUNICATE. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS IS EVERYWHERE. I THINK YOU’RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH. WITH TROLL CULTURE.
so let me guess. you’re here to kill me too.
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. AFTER ALL. I DO WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.[/font]
Serpent takes out a set of 8 amethyst D8s, the Corrosive Cubes. [font=Courier New]IT’S TIME TO END. YOUR MEDDLING GAMES.
oh, STOP IT! this is so silly! you’re me! we don’t h/\ve to fight over this, we’re the s/\me person!
TO YOU, MAYBE. TO ME, NOT SO MUCH. YOU’RE NOT ME. YOU’RE THE ANNOYING, COMPLAINING GIRL. WHO DESPITE BEING OLDER THAN ME. HAS LOST HER NERVE COMPLETELY.
i’ve stopped bec/\use i h/\ve /\ different set of ide/\ls th/\n you do. you /\re /\lw/\ys trying to esc/\pe your f/\te /\nd esc/\pe /\uthority, which you do by trying things p/\r/\dox sp/\ce wouldn’t expect or h/\ve pl/\nned. /\nd it /\lw/\ys ends b/\dly for you.[/font] Astria shudders, remembering. believe me, i’ve been there. where/\s i’ve resigned myself to the knowledge th/\t you c/\n’t be/\t /\ plot entity. i c/\n’t s/\y if either’s right - eric seems to h/\ve /\ third view - but why kill e/\ch other over such /\ difference?
…
YOU…
YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE? YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED SOMEONE SO… INSENSITIVE...
I GUESS WE ARE THE SAME PERSON.
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT… GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR… MINDY THING.[/font]
Serpent fades out of Astria’s mind.
Naturally you pass. Let’s get on with this. Eric has decided to kick me off his pretty little ship, not that I couldn’t get back on if I tried, and it’s a bit harder maintaining concentration from a distance.
Raven flashes green and disappears once more. Astria is left standing alone in her dreamscape.
Minutes pass. Nothing is happening.
[font=Courier New]…wh/\t’s going on?[/font]
…
…
…
[font=Courier New]…
I…[/font]
Astria notices a glowing figure, on the ground as if in pain. [font=Courier New]you… who /\re you?/[font]
[font=Courier New]Don’t remember me? [/font]
The figure rises, and Astria sees who it truly is. A powder-blue wraith, torn apart yet still suspended by what remained of the Mind energy that sustained him. The one that had caused her so much pain and anguish over the years. The one that she thought she had rid herself of. The one who had made her...
[font=Courier New]I was the one who broke your heart.[/font]
The remnant of Powder, visibly weakened yet still infinitely dangerous, comes tearing at Astria. She responds by clutching her head. A Mind symbol forms in front of her, serving as a shield. Powder forms an energy ball in his hand and throws it at her mental shield, breaking it. The demon plummets into her skull and into her mind. (In her dreamscape, yet going into her mind… is that like some meta-dreamscape? Whatever, best not to question it. I’m sure my omniscience will provide me with an answer shortly.) A scene replays in her head, looping like a broken stereo. Standing over Piono, a knife in his neck. Laughing. With blue eyes.
Astria clutches her head and slams it against the shimmering floor of the dreamscape, unaware that her body in reality is doing the same. Finally, she staggers to her feet.
[font=Courier New]…/\ghhh… le/\ve me /\lone, powder. i m/\y… /\GHHHHHH… h/\ve f/\iled to s/\ve piono, but he doesn’t define me. no one… /\ghhh… defines me. especi/\lly not demons like you.[/font]
Powder, inside her head, shrieks with rage, but it has no effect. He no longer had any power, because he was of the Mind, and therefore drew his power from it. When the Mind denied him power, he was powerless. He dissolves into vapor. Astria feels more clear-headed than ever before in her life. She has defeated her personal demons, and…
[font=Courier New]i c/\n… i c/\n see.
i c/\n see! so m/\ny possibilities… i c/\n fin/\lly see the timelines, the decisions…
it feels wrong. something is… sick.
the timeline is sick. oh no…[/font]
Astria’s eyes flick open. She thinks she sees a flash of green light, but dismisses it. Even if Raven was just here, he is gone now. For now, at least. Who knows what Paradox Space wants with her. And… is that GodCraft?
Fonts not working, so ignore the weird font tags, please.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 10/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 10/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 7/9)
I proceed to get a massive cold, give up trying to make something especially creative, and then shove several Vorg Keepers into a mob grinder. Predictably, they die. Not so predictably, their deaths fuel the creation of a massive Chitin Golem, which proceeds to rip out of the Mob Grinder and kil more Keepers, their dead chitin adding to their body at an alarmingly fast rate. Realizing that I have no control over the Chitin Golem myself, I quickly kick a convenient nuke into it's convenient flashing weak point, slaying it and all the Vorg Keepers around it, as well as damaging some of the Croach. For good measure, I give the Croach a good pummeling via Hephaetus' Spinner and Typheus' Might, doing a radical and hyper-fast speed pummel.
Heh.
Does anyone remember when "Heh." was actually funny? Yeah... Those were the days.
The entire attack kills 10 Keepers and deals 8,000 damage to the Croach!
Argh too late. Well I guess not post-wise, but rather editwise. Ah well. I wind CogWynd down a few notches, then dance up a whirlwind with the Monado, dance-stab-dancing my way through Keepers, and cut off a Keeper's head, then pull out the Cherub's Regisword, restored after a long and arduous process which was thankfully not shown onscreen, presumably involving going to the seven continents of a magical kingdom from cherubim folklore, and cleansing it in a holy location such as the Sprigglebrop Waterfall that lies in the heart of Wizzymajoo Forest, after gathering a loyal group of followers to assist me on my journey. Yes, that is likely what happened. Regardless, the red and green aura, previously diluted by Erelye's callous desecration, shines ever brighter, and leaps from the sword, piercing through several Keepers in the process. I promptly flash-step in a manner akin to a madman across the Battlefield, diving into the field of Vord. Suddenly, three Keepers are separated from their upper bodies, and collapse to the ground. Arcane dice ricochet across the area, striking Keepers and Warriors indiscriminately, blowing their appendages and/or heads off with pure esoteric power. I then take out the Junior Blotspitter. Despite its being only a pale mockery of the glorious Corona Smith Blotspitter, it is nonetheless a good enough weapon for one as non-grimdark as I am, and is still quite assuredly a perfectly deadly gun/typewriter. I load an ink ribbon cartridge into it, and pull back on the bolt handle, locking and loading with a DING. I then type out a long and scathing note on it. It reads as follows:
vord you smell bad and you suck. god do you even know how lame you are? what is with all this croach and where do you even get off being so plentiful anyways. we have to put up with you coming after how many months. if ugly idiots were feces you would be the ones that smell the worst.
genericGamer
I load the scathing doctrine into the weapon's carriage. Unfortunately I'm not a chosen arbitor, and therefore cannot use some of the more deadly abilities available to such paragons of charisma. I fire anyways, the machine gun dings echoing throughout the Battlefield. One could count roughly 10 before they speed up, blurring into each other such that nobody would be able to count them. I then stow the mighty set of keys away.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 7/50
Uh. Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 11/11 (Junior Blotspitter)
Tetrixcalibur 7/11
You wind down CogWynd by -5%!
JUNIOR BLOTSPITTER: A small rifle that glows with the power of the Inky Abyss. Its ammunition comes in the form of ink ribbons that can be used to fire inky bolts at enemies. Its innocuous double is a typewriter that can write unpleasant notes to deal damage.
ANTIINK GATLING WHEELER: A large minigun that is loaded onto a set of wheels so it can be wheeled around. Instead of firing bullets, it fires bolts of ink. In addition, it can fire a large antimatter warhead that will deal massive damage.
Well, that sure was an early update. I didn't even get in my third action.
Also, once my alchemies are complete, can I start new ones or do I have to wait until Twin posts again? Post I
I have Mathew Toronto make a new Brawl in the Family strip on a special paper that makes stories come true, in which Kirby inhales every Vord in existence.
(P.S. Love the "Waluigi Thyme")
Alchemies:
Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (4/6)
Iron Bucket && Potion of Potential = Potential Bucket (Level 3: 4/4)
Iron Bucket && Consecrated Magic in a Bottle = Magical Bucket (Level 3: 4/4)
I had to update early because reasons. Sorry about that.
Once your alchemies are complete, you can start new ones right away.
The Vord manages to subdue Kirby, but 16 Warriors die!
Heheh. Thanks!.
POTENTIAL BUCKET: A crimson bucket that radiates with the aura of nearly every potion in existence. Any liquid placed into it will, after a short time, turn into a random potion.
MAGICAL BUCKET: A bucket that shimmers like a Bottle o' Enchanting. A large amount of magic can be felt around it. Any liquid placed into it will become consecrated with raw magic.
I try to make a mad dash straight for some Keepers. I end up tripping on a rock and pinging off into space because Sonic '06. I then manage to bring down another alien invasion, which results in a spaceship crashing directly into the Keepers.
I also use the Alchemic Holopad to see what would happen if i combine all 12 Zodiac Weapons (But 3 of them are po-NO THEY'RE ALL WEAPONS) for gits and shiggles because it's obvious it's gonna hit the level cap before all 12 are combined.
5 Keepers killed!
You sure you don't want to keep alchemizing that Chimney Stuffers Catalog? It could be fun!
Aries Armor && Taurus Arm && Gemini Orbitars && Cancer Claws && Leo Cannon && Virgo Palm && Libra Sponge && Scorpio Staff && Sagittarius Bow && Capricorn Club && Aquarius Blade && Pisces Heal = Twelvefold (Level 12)
I lend some spare existence to Elsewhere, wherever Elsewhere is. Enough to be able to make that transmission, but not enough to allow him to invade in this Fourth Wall/Update Terminal. He would have to go through a different path...
==The Slightly More Recent Past==
The transmission still happens.
"Neener."
==The Present==
Hey Godmodder, this isn't a Trial anymore--But the third trial was beaten by the Vord. Oh well, you kind of have to take damage, now do oblige the masses and whack these bloody insects into oblivion.
I create a Glyph of Making the OP Scale not Notice Something and/or its Effects. And then use that on the aforementioned Glyph that tripped the OP Scale. And itself. Yes, this loophole is protecting itself. And it's one-time-only, sadly enough...The OP Scale tripped on Glyphs that can violate it being created, it seems.
I use my level 10 Origin Wands to make level 9 Origin Wands, at which point I repeat the time shenanigans that would have gotten me Origin Wands>Fine the first time.
I then detonate an Antimatter Bomb. As the blast radius for those is huge, it hits most everything left.
I'm going to have to kindly ask you to stop trying to interfere with everything you see, okay? It's really not fun.
Even if the OP Scale doesn't notice, the Godmodder does. He disables it.
Origin Wands > Fine = Creation Pen (Level 10: 1/11)
You end up hitting the AGs, dealing 10,000 damage to the Stone Golem and CogWynd!
I use the Obscuresticks to obfuscate Greyhold from all outside scrying by all beings that are not me. Just in case.
In light of Generic's ability to appearify everything whenever he desires, I spend an hour designing a new type of ward, which I promptly place on my avatar and the Hazel Wand. It is a spatial anchor, and prevents the teleportation of the warded object or being without the permission of the object's owner/being.
I draw the Baroqueback Bowtier suddenly. I teleport into a crowd of Keepers, and promptly point the ebony cue at a nearby creature. A bolt of english energy emanates from the tip, and blows the Vord Keeper off of its feet. I abruptly spin around, and slice through another behind me with a curse. The Keeper affected by the curse slowly melts into the ground, fusing with the dirt. Within a moment, I leap into the air, and strike several more Keepers with a chronal lock, keeping them in that place and time for eternity. Hah. I proceed to wave the Bowtier downwards. In tandem with my movements, a billiard ball made entirely of english energy appears, and pierces a Warrior. It promptly explodes. I telekinetically smash the surrounding Vord into the ground, and teleport away, having decided not to leap into the fray as readily as last turn. I could end up... loosing a limb, or something. That would be horrible. I would bet around ninety of your human dollars that if my avatar lost a limb, narrative causality would end up severing one of mine as well.
Lothyra tries to read Section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide. She then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Aid and shoots some Croach with iAntimak Carbine. Bender gathers some more sacred items, then fires Bender's Gun at the Croach. UU Prime fires his barrage cannon at some Keepers.
NANOGEL SMARTSHIP: A modified version of the Nanogel Hubship with a built-in sensor array that can sense its location in time and space, and also point out objects around itself.
+10,000 HP to the Bridge!
12,000 damage to the Croach!
+3 of every Sacred Items!
UU Prime has lasted for several turns already, and he disappears.
I tell the Vord to bugger off. This isn't their job. I then buzz them with a bug-inducing Ender Orb strike, while bugging them with hard-light flyswatters from the hive of HALI arrays.
I then douse the puns-and the Vord-with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 GL^3 (cubic gigaliters) of weapons-grade insecticide.
Origin Wands>Fine 2/11
I materialize an industrial-strength bug zapper. Or, more accurately, a Legendary Chain Lightning Wand (which is, a spell embedded into a physical object. Not necessarily a stick. In fact it looks a lot like a gun). Which I zap the Vord with.
My Action: I shoot the Aureus Sidus with a DOT popgun that inflicts DOT on it, then teleport into the middle of the Vord swarm. Due to Astroflux mechanics, the Aureus Sidus teleports into the middle of the Vord swarm in an attempt to pursue me, then gets swarmed by massive amounts of Vord that are trying but failing to kill it, distracting it from targetting me (I then teleport away while the Vord and sidus are busy fighting each other).
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation realizes that this is the definition of K-class end of the world event, and arms SCP-2000. SCP-2000 will automatically revive the first 3 players to die next round, and is protected by massive amounts of weaponry (enough to blow apart about 25 Vord Warriors if the Vord Warriors attack this area). Scranton Reality Anchors prevent the godmodder from using godmodding to negate this.
Executor Action: Executor shoots low-power lightning bolts that dissipate in and charge the atmosphere, summoning a lightning storm somehow. In addition to lightning bolts from the storm zapping Vord, the rain makes it much harder for Vord to fly (insect+rain = insect crashing into the ground), reducing the health of ALL vord.
The popgun Contaminates the Aureus Sidus, causing DOT! Even though this game runs on Minecraft mechanics and not Astroflux mechanics, the Aureus Sidus takes 9,000 damage!
SCP-2000 activates! However, nothing can negate the mechanics of player death, rendering it moot!
There are so many Vord that all of them lose 0.1 HP, rounding over to 0!
Oh man, we can't even keep up with the spawn rate like this! I use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 5 on the Vord if it's an attack, or on myself if it's a buff. The only way we're eliminating these guys is with a comb rave or waiting for help to arrive, as Twin said...
You flinch and feel a large amount of green energy flow through you... Your body dissolves into static and several events from the past flash through you all at once! Your body then phases back into existence and is surrounded with a green aura! Orbs float around your hands, and electricity courses through you... All your attacks this turn and next turn will minicrit!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:PRAESTANTES
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x27, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 7/11
You wield the Redsticks and slowly float in the air, red Vis and raw magic energy pulsing around you! You quickly fire a bolt of magical energy that stops in front of you and explodes, creating a holographic dome around you! It flickers with a red color, and spikes quickly grow around it! The dome then starts to spin wildly (but you don't)! You are shielded from attack this turn, and anyone who attacks you will take damage!
If they're spawning that badly we need to go scorched-earth.
At which point I take my own advice and unleash a constant, ever-progressing forward-moving hard-light wall armed with all the weapons I can add to it. It sweeps down the field and mows down the Vord and the Croach...
I Origin Wand up yet more HALI arrays, which create infrared hard light that moves in a wall to follow the first, combusting the very air it travels through.
Finally, I unleash Elemental lvl 10 and utterly destroy the remainder of the targets.
Your first two attacks kill 10 Vord Keepers and deal 8,000 damage to the Croach!
I smack the senzu beans out of the drug fiend's hands, telling him that winners don't do drugs. (/s) I then down another duped potion of nectar, seeing as my health is a bit low for my tastes. I decide to wind CogWynd down some more, mostly to keep him invincible by technicality. If the cards are played correctly he could stay alive forever. I think. Anyways I take out a pole, likely summoned subconsciously by my noting a reference to Dragon Ball, and pulling from the pool of references I could make. Either way, I have a power pole now, and I intend to use it to its maximum potential. I casually poke at the Keepers, and the pole extends, piercing through a large number of them. I then flick it ever so slightly to my left, and waves of Vord get mowed over. I decide to retract the pole, and toss it nonchalantly to Blazefiend, indicating that I do know what those beans are, and was merely making a joke at his expense.
I then pull out the Monado again, and cut off a Vord Keeper's head, seeing as it's gotten a bit too close for my liking. I decide to casually hope up a pared-down version of Regnum Dei. Unfortunately, I do not see the need to summon a juice bar, nor most of the amenities that the throne would typically have. However, it does still have a large variety of deadly and deudly weapons, which begin literally decimating the opposing forces, cutting through Keepers like a hot knife through butter. After a while though, I begin to doze off, and then my fake Regnum Dei disappears. I then fall to the ground and wake up, then get annoyed and charge recklessly into the Vord Swarm,
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 8/50
Uh. Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 2/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 1/9 Yeah just trying to get a set of dice themed on the pale valve. I could probably get one for the Serpent Fang too.
Tetrixcalibur 8/11
My Action: I use the teraporter to teraport about 50 Vord Warriors next to the godmodder. After a moment of confusion by both the Vord and the godmodder, the Vord Warriors attack the godmodder, who is forced to kill them all to avoid losing health.
SCP Foundation Action: MTF "defender" is deployed. It kills 1 Vord Warrior for every health point lost from players due to Vord Warrior attacks by gunning down Vord Warriors as they attack. If no Vord Warriors attack players, MTF "defender" goes on the offensive and kills Vord Warriors anyways.
Executor Action: Executor charges up its lightning systems (next Executor attack will minicrit), and also uses mind-control rays to mind-control some Vord Keepers and make them reverse-heal the Croach to damage it (The Vord can only stop this by killing the mind controlled keepers).
The Godmodder places himself inside an invisible dome! The Vord Warriors try to attack the Godmodder, but they give up and go back to attacking the players!
Assuming it's an entity, MTF Defender added!
The regular Vord Keepers kill the mind-controlled ones due to attacking the Croach! 6 Keepers killed!
Those Senzu beans are invincible seeming how they were made from a God! The Senzu Beans continue to fly towards the GodModder!
"Just trust me guys!"
The Godmodder looks at the beans, now on the floor, and decides that if a god one day suddenly said "I know! Let's make some beans!" and then went ahead and did that, he must have been a messed-up god.
BlazeFiend, You do realize that you're battling a GODMODDER in his OWN SERVER. He can destroy that bean and he won't even give a [REDACTED] about it being made form a god.
Staff of the Cosmic Whole && X.M.D. Sword = Blade of the Cosmic Whole (LV. 8): 5/9
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SLINGSHOT on the zorg keepers.
Whoops, I missed a turn here. I've been too busy making flying minecarts and enderpearl Gatling guns for my map. Hopefully I'll be able to add some to the DTGwiki later.
Hey, lets be nice here. I don't blame Blazefiend for not "paying attention". This game has almost 1000 pages, which makes 20,000 posts, so where do you start? Also, he did say the beans were made by a god, not that he was a god himself. And, even if he said hes a god, whats the big deal? Engie is practically screaming that he's a god from the mountain tops. We're all gods here, so whats the deal of another one join?
BlazeFiend, let me try to help you out with starting.
First of all, start off by ignoring everyone, including me if you want. (but not TwinBuilder of course). Just do your own thing while you get a feel for the game. Attack some things, do some stuff, maybe get the framework for a backstory going. Once you feel more comfortable with the game, you can try some RP interactions with other players. Although, the game is ending fairly soon so I'm not sure how much time you'll have for that.
Second, you're only allowed 3 posts per turn. A turn is the space in between TwinBuilder's updates.
Third, start some longer term investments. What I mean is that you can start some charges by saying "I start charging X 1/Y" X can be either a super attack or some character to summon into the fight and Y can be any number between 5 and 50. Increment the charge by 1 every time you post and release it all at the end. Or, you can make yourself some better items via alchemy. Just say [Item A] && [Item B] && [Item C] && etc. = ??? 1/? TwinBuilder will tell you what it will make and how long it will take. You don't need to spend any time collecting the items and they can be basically anything, from sand to stuffed animals to star dust. You can also use || to get the function of one item onto the form of another. There's tons of other stuff you can do with alchemy, like the garage, the Dune, the loom, and more. There's a link to the Forge thread on the first post, check that out for more info.
Charges: 4/50 + 17/50
I try the Glitch Wrench and do something horrible to DMK. The keepers.
Cogwynd uses Motorized Claws on the Croach.
Winded: 70% (+10% -5% from players.) BTW: The way I designed CogWynd is that it wants to be in any state other than normal operations. So right now, try to wind CogWynd up rather than down. Once it goes all the way around back to 0% winded, then CogWynd wants to stay wound down.
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Fury +2
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist II && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 2/11
Can I at least get an idea of what it does? Is it essentially going to be another lvl 10 weapon that has to be duplicated every time its used?
Wilson looks outside to see the massive cloud of Vord and shudders. He still has an aversion to spiders, and that translated somewhat to bugs in general. He had always hated them. Well, not always. But close to that. He went back inside. Even though his vision had fully recovered, he didn't want to get tangled up in all this, especially when it would probably kill him. There was a fine line between being a hero and being an idiot. And here, the reward wasn't quite great enough to justify the risk.
You use the Glitch Wrench and directly modify the Source Code of Reality! All this amounts to is entering the Source Code and whacking it with the wrench. Suddenly, the code scrambles and the entire area you're in rumbles! A large tear in spacetime occurs right near the Vord Keepers! Spacetime then re-rights itself and the residual creation energies fire at the Keepers, killing 18 of them!
It will be a Level 10 alchemy that will give its user all the effects used in it. (It would help if you listed what all of those do.) Since it has a large amount of power, it only has two uses.
Tetrifiers > Very Fine Origin Wands 9/10
NEW Bug Spray && Widow's Inferno = ??? 2/??
NEW Bringer && Life Essence = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I use the BRINGER to BRING the DOOMBRINGER and HOPEBRINGER to the VORD KEEPERS stealthily, and then I BRING the DOOMBRINGER and HOPEBRINGER out to BRING some pain down on them!
On the whole edging into the game thing, I think I share Generic's position on the matter. Assuming I am correct in saying that I am one of the most influential players, that is. But, I have been horribly wrong about myself before.
I examine my rather extensive ink collection. Bottled Void Visink, White Elixir, Squid Pro Quo, Black Elixir, Liquid Nest, and Half-Pure Elemink varieties, to be specific. The weaponization of such a diverse community of substances shall be a trivial affair, unless I am mistaken. As such, I pour approximately three drops of each type of liquid into a vial. Upon doing so, I fuse the six types (eighteen drops of ink) together with esoteric power. Before doing so, however, I activate the Black Ring. This band appears to be directly connected to the Inky Abyss. I place the six bottles back into my inventory, and examine the mixed vial. Quite the spectacular sight. A mass of dark-colored liquid occasionally bubbling with the essence of the Void. Of course, the Void, and the Abyss in particular, is renown for its corrosiveness in general. Merely existing within that level of a game world dissolves you, killing the mundane in seconds. I separate the liquid into eighteen equal drops once more within the vial, noting how the liquid is akin to a potent form of Liquid Death. Perhaps those that touch this liquid will be condemned to an eternity in utter oblivion, without existence. Or perhaps it will be a far more gruesome spectacle. I would not mind, as it would serve to be enlightening. Hah. I instantaneously teleport the eighteen drops of toxic substance into eighteen different Keepers instantaneously. The liquid trickles down their internal body, and kills them almost immediately. I watch in some sort of curiosity on the structure of the Vord, noting it through arcane methods. As an afterthought, I use the Brainswitcher on those eighteen Keepers, if they survived the initial toxicity and and corrosiveness of the abyss-infused ink. Yog-Sothoth would likely accept their minds readily. It is not as if this is the first time I've sacrificed some form of my opposition's life energy to him.
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I return to the common area several hours later, after gathering my thoughts. Sepulchritude was indeed amazing, but there was no need for me to nearly cry over it. But, I digress. It is nearly midnight. Oddly, there are still two people present. I sit back at my computer, and look around. Virnul, who sits five chairs away, and Araeva, who sits relatively nearby him. And, by relatively, I mean seven chairs away. Virnul abruptly sighs, exits his coding session, and leans back. I raise my eyebrows at him.
I could have messed up much more spectacularly. My computer could have blown up.
Virnul straightens back up, clicks an icon on his desktop, and tensely waits. Just as a tab pops up, he types something in, and then relaxes, slightly. I get back to my research, and everything is silent, for several seconds. Then, suddenly, Araeva throws her arms into the air. Virnul and I exchange looks, both of surprise. Then, he gets up, and strides over.
What's so important?
She looks over to Virnul, a smile one her face.
Remember when you set the Viewport up for me?
Upon hearing this, I leap out of my seat, and stride to where the two are currently present. Araeva's Viewport tab shows a dark cathedral quite clearly in a dream bubble. Araeva zooms in, to rest upon a singular room. In the room, there is a very large amount of nothing. Gothic architecture, and a singular object of interest beyond that. A small pedestal composed of stone, with a curious object levitating upon it. A scepter fashioned of Voidmetal, in a style akin to Emerald Nova. However, instead of a model(?) of the Green Sun upon the apex of the tool, there is an inert-looking sphere of tinted orchid glass. The scepter spins lazily above the pedestal.
I finish both the Unwrinkler and My Sharpened Nail, and decide on the ULTIMATE upgrade.....
Unwrinkler && Sharpened Nail=
I eat a MEGA mushroom and start stomping and crushing them all over!
Medic bot: 4/10
Quest to defeat Denizen: 4/25: I see a shadow on the wall.
UNWRINKLER: A powerful pogo hammer whose heads are literal irons that hiss with power. Its bounces are much more controlled than that of the stock Pogo Hammer, and its irons can be heated using a special knob.
SHARPENED NAIL: A pogo with the mechanical preciseness of a dentist's drill. There is a spike attached to the bottom of it that can switch out between an iron spike, a dentist's drill, and a sharpened claw.
Unwrinkler && The Sharpened Nail = The Nailbiter (Level 8: 1/9)
Welcome to the game, Blazefiend! I third the various advice throw your way, and would like to add: Just because you tried to make something loophole-less, does not mean it'll work. If you block every possible way of stopping something via "I said so", it'll either get stomped by the OP scale, or nommed by the godmodder and his friend B.A. Nhammer.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I summon an entire mountain of golden apples, then eat them all, healing myself and providing regen!
> Alchemies
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (COMPLETE YEAAAAAAH)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (4/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (6/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 30/34, +2 from Tazz
> 05 Action: Anomalous Field Shield
I originwand up a one-way sign in front of me and Cobalt. The one-way sign points away from us and has an area of effect that ranges from 10 meters in front of us to 50 meters in front of us. If anything tries to move opposite to the one way sign in its region of effect, it discovers that it is unable to.
> Action: The Cobalt Shade Corporation's Conlang from Hell
I force the Vord Keepers to read out a complicated text written in a script I made up just now. The script is syllabic and has 500,000 individual syllables. The language the script is written in has pretty much every sound with an IPA symbol, including those with diacritics, and has three levels of rhoticity, unaspirated voiced plosives, several sounds that no organism even with a nonstandard mouth can pronounce, several different null consonants, ten types each of rising and falling tones, several null onset symbols and, worst of all, it has to be sung as a song that has notes outside of the human hearing range, going from 55 Hz to 28160 Hz, not including the tones. Then, they must explain to me exactly what the song means with no knowledge of the complex original never-before-seen conlang with no cognates, not even false ones, with any other language that the text is written in.
If at any point they get the pronunciation of the language wrong or if they answer incorrectly, I shoot as many of them down as I can with the (hopefully still supersized) Toxicide, then fire on the croach with it as well as punishment. It turns out that there is no correct pronunciation of the language as I can just say that their attempts are wrong, so by the end of this many of the Vord Keepers are dead and the croach is badly damaged by fluoroantimonic acid... and on fire from chlorine trifluoride... and contaminated with ebola.
> Author's Note
The editor duplicated my post and broke the vertical spacing. EDITOR, Y U DO DIS?
COBALT'S TESTWRITER: A heavily modified Blotspitter that has a cobalt sheen to it. Using a built-in typewriting system, it can create a large number of tests in seconds and bring them to reality using DNA from Cobalt himself.
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
10 Vord Keepers killed! 8,000 damage to the Croach!
Earth, entering Space: "...That could have gone better. Oh well, at least I know what those things can do now. And, from the look of it, my temporary comrade wasn't caught. Actually, the fact that I'm here could be seen as a good thing, depending on the perspective. What better place to see what the enemy is doing than from inside their ranks themselves? Hmm. I should do a rap song when I'm out of here. Yeah... Country rap, perhaps? That could work. But I need to think of the lyrics quickly, or improvise. Probably the latter."
BATTLEFIELD: ARCHANGEL COSTS PIE FILLING, DOESN'T IT? WELL THEN, I RESUPPLY THE PIE FILLING SUPPLIES, THEN TRY ARCHANGEL AGAIN. STILL TARGETING THE CROACH.
"Hello, Blue. Hello, Red. What brings you two here? Normally you're all up in that galaxy of yours, where it's not full of over a dozen powerful but incompetent people tripping over each other in an attempt to kill or help a single guy, the sound of things dying, and alien locusts."
Mainframe: Entity body 100% complete. Stage 1 80% complete. Files 70% downloaded. Project Manhattan 25% complete. Please confirm you wish to save BIGPROBLEMS.video... Confirmed. Video saved. Send email to: All contacts? (Read: every one of you people who has some form of technology) Please confirm... Confirmed. Sending email...
Email: We've got problems. Big problems. Whatever Binary is playing at here, he seems serious.
Attachments: BIGPROBLEMS.video (Play video? Yes/No)
You cannot see anything inside the vault you are currently in... You can barely hear anything, either. You hear the people on board the ship seemingly discussing what to do with you now that they have an actual Descendant in their possession...
+6 Pie Filling!
> engie_ninja?: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARCHANGEL
You expend 4 Pie Filling and 8 Hog Slop!
You gain a set of orange holographic wings and charge up a massive array of energy! You let it fire at the Croach, roasting the entire thing! The landscape is surrounded with fire, and then bullets as you fire several gatling guns at the superheated croach! You then flap your wings once, creating a gust of air that instantly freezes the entire Croach... 30,000 damage to the Croach!
Omegalchemy:
True Rapture AND Victor's Spoils AND Oblivion
The most overpowered weapon ever to be dreamt up in DTG. Possibly including the future, but I doubt it.
((And to everyone else: I TOLD YOU GUYS YOU'D HATE ME!!!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHACOUhhHACKhack. *cough* Okay, seriously. I've dropping hints about this bit since Act 2, please tell me someone was expecting or at least worried about this. Also, that is an awesome drawing twin. @serpent: Okay... but there can't be any interaction required of the others because the Preston Cole reaches the universe of Minecraft next round.))
To everyone wondering where the Vord are from, they are from the fantasy series: Codex Alera.
Hank looks out over the hordes of giant bugs and twitches.
This is bad...
Hank uses Rampage Lvl5: Killstreak (increased effectiveness against hordes) on the vord warriors
Preston Cole, 50 hours after the intermission stuff serpent hasn't gotten to finish up yet:
The ship finally passes into the sphere of influence of Minecraft.
There is a subtle jump as Eric's wards shift to account for the changes in the laws of physics.
He turns to those around him.
Okay, you all know what to do.
Kalare, its my understanding that even though you never told me, you have a stable timeloop to fulfill.
If you want to do that, you'd better head back now, we've got nasty things waiting for us.
Eric turns to the others.
The rest of you, be very careful, we won't be reaching the Godcraft proper itself, but we can actually see what's going on again.
Astria, I want you to log into your minecraft account and see what the heck is going on with the vord.
I'm going to see if we've gotten close enough that piono's blocks aren't going to stop us any more.
We've got some bugs to squash.
Wow. This sword's power is indescribable. Flickering with a bronze aura, supercharged with the power of the elements, the fallen bosses of the war, and artifacts of untold glory. If one were to hold this weapon, they would have the power to completely annihilate all of existence. Good thing it's only hypothetical, right?
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (1/?) (Search "Dinner Blaster" on YouTube if you want to see the reference for this.)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (5/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (7/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 31/34, no assists
> Action: Take Mays Out x Keel Over and Die
I pull out the Billy Bazooka. MaysMaysMaysMaysMaysMaysMaysMays I load the Billy Bazooka to the sound of a million Billy Mayses singing in a YTPMV chorus... Suicide Putty! I fire the Billy Bazooka at the croach if I have a shield, or the Vord Keepers if I don't. Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me... I switch to the Plumsgun and with a resounding KEEL OVER AND DIE. I fire at the croach or the Vord Keepers, deciding in the same way as with the Billy Bazooka.
Finally, I switch to Toxicide, with the sound of Michael Rosen and Billy Mays resonating throughout the Battlefield... Toxic fumes, killing you instantly! That's the power, of... and I fire the supersized acid gun at the Vord Keepers, killing some of them... NOOOOoooooOOooo BREATHING! and with a final shot I release an acid shot that strikes a Vord Keeper or two... or three, killing some of them...
Cutoff Prevention
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (Level 6: 1/7)
I hold the amazing NATIONAL VORD BARBECUE FEST! Millions of players show up, and everyone hunts down tons of Vord keepers and brings them to me, where I burn them to a crisp on the "World's most Painful Grilltm". Afterwards, everyone gets delicious Vord burgers!
Lothyra alchemizes Nanogel Smartship -c Inertialess Reactor, then begins calling in an ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT, because I think that scorched earth is the best way to fight an enemy like the Vord. Help me charge this, guys.
Orbital Bombardment: 1/25
Bender uses Supercell on some Vord Keepers (again, scorched earth). UU Prime slices some Keepers with his Twin Energon Blades, which does extra damage because it has the word "Twin" in it.
INERTIALESS REACTOR: A very powerful reactor system that is capable of propelling craft to near lightspeed.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses the potion airdropper on the next six attacks against the vord.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x23, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 8/11
-Battlefield-
Hello, engie. It's a bit of a long story, but I'm not doing anything, I suppose.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 11/11) Ire, today is your day.
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 11/11) Awww yisssss...
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 8/9)
MapleStory? I used to play that, and yes it's addicting. It's also known as basically an exercise in optimizing how many things you can kill as fast as possible to a truly mad extent, if I recall. I henceforth throw a chunk of Croach into MapleStory and attaching a huge EXP Bonus and Infinity +1 Loot (geared for the level) to simply hitting it. MapleStory is infamous (or was infamous) for it's...Ridiculous grinding, and optimization is basically 'how quickly can I kill mobs, and how much can I kill at once?' The end result is that millions of players are assailing the Croach chunk with a variety of weapons until it is dead. The Keepers watch this scene and suffer a truly epic mental breakdown just by watching it. The new Level 250 MapleStory players quickly seek a new challenge-and I offer one in the form of slaughtering Vord Keepers and Croach. As it turns out...They are very, very good at murdering Vord Keepers and destroying Croach. I then realize that retaliation is imminent, and use my newest Alchemies to create an impenetrable fortress around me and as many AGs as I can get. Naturally, it's made of Chairs and Doors. Locked Doors.
CATHEDRIA POTENTIA: A wooden wrench that glows with golden power, the power of the Chair-God. It can create any number of chairs and weaponize them instantly, using them in deadly attacks that involve moving entire armies of chairs around. Truly a wonderful weapon.
APERIRE CLAUSA: A book that, upon reading, will summon a large door in front of the user and open it. In addition, every time the book is opened, 1,000 doors around the universe will open, and the opposite will happen when it is closed. Inside the book are instructions on how to use powerful door magic in attacks.
Minicritted 16,500 damage to the Croach! Minicritted 12 Vord Keepers killed!
I finish off the barbecue by cutting off a giant hunk of the Croach and making croach burgers. It turns out to taste INCREDIBLY good, so to please the crowd I have to keep cutting more croach to make more burgers, I ultimately end up cutting it 2,000 times and making several billion burgers.
Now I just need to create the rest of the weapons...
Lothyra alchemizes iAntimak & Quantum Gemerald and Winch & Electromagnet.
Hey, what's with the whole "scorched earth" thing? Why is it so important?
Okay, let me explain. Most of the attacks we make are focused on a specific object. However, the Vord are a swarm of weak individuals, and the Croach is spread everywhere. Focused attacks aren't effective. We need attacks that can devastate a large area of land to fight swarms. Now, what can be a good scorched earth attack? Oh wait. I have a nuke. An antimatter nuke.
Lothyra then fires an Antimatter Nuke Station at an infested piece of terrain. It destroys an area of Croach as well as harming a massive group of Vord. Only some wasteland remains. She then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Power. Bender uses Bender's Gun to create a supercharged electric field in an infested area, destroying some Croach as well as harming some Vord. UU Prime fires his barrage cannon willy-nilly at anywhere that is infested.
UNIVERSAL POWER: A modified version of Universal Aid that, upon Ubercharge, transmutes its target into Antiberium, an odd mix of antimatter and tiberium. This can be either helpful or harmful to the target, and no matter what is chosen, the tiberium will spread to anything the target touches, infecting it.
Suddenly, everyone with access to electronics with pesterchum or really any sort of software that can receive text or sound based messages receives this message:
endangeredMultiverse began memo:
Okay, I'm setting this up right here and now for any Godcraft-wide announcements that might need to be made.
Anyone who attempts intimidation tactics with this message board will be banned and rendered unable to view this memo.
So if you want to stay up-to-date when it comes to whatever latest thing is ravaging Godcraft or threatening the multiverse...
I'd recommend not trying to abuse the fact that there's someone out there both capable of maintaining and willing to put up this entire thing.
Anyway, as pretty much everyone has noticed, the server is drowning in green wax and huge black bugs.
These things are called Vord, and I don't think I know of anything more dangerous.
Name the worst type of infestation you can.
Take every single answer that every single person on Godcraft has come up with, add them all together.
And then multiply it by twelve.
You've got a good idea of what a vord nest with a month uninterrupted is like. And some idiot let these things grow for... however long it is that they've been here.
Whatever, solid numbers don't matter. Basically, we're all royally sCRewED unless we can figure out a way to kill these things.
Here's the thing about vord, those swarms you're fighting?
Unless you're in one of the few pockets on the north-eastern edge of the server where the vord seem to be concentrated...
You're facing the work of a single queen.
Under normal circumstances, the number of queens triples every week.
But we got lucky, these vord have a genetic defect.
Under normal conditions, all vord queens are equally capable of controlling their swarms in tandem with the others.
Whoever our culprit is, they instilled some sort of loyalty to the high queen, and a corresponding system of rank.
That is our only hope here.
Of what I've seen, there are four ranks of queen out in the server at large, but that's small and we don't have enough time for monologues.
The main point is; go for the most well-protected queens you can, those ones will be in charge, and killing them will take out all the vord under them.
How will you be able to tell which ones are queens?
They're the only ones that don't look like bugs.
For some reason, they've taken on the shapes of adolescent females of the human species.
For those of you wondering why that last bit is added in there, get with the program already.
Anyways, be careful, the queens are incredibly fast, and capable of short-ranged psychic hallucination inducement.
And on top of that, have started Taking the biggest, strongest thing they can find to use as a body guard.
In terms of tactics, there are only a few things you need to know. PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING LINES, EVEN IF YOU'VE IGNORED WHAT I'VE SAID ABOVE!!!
1. Take down the queens at all cost. The other vord and taken stop being a threat as soon as their commanding queen dies, and it means absolutely nothing if you take out all of a swarm but the queen. It will take all of 12 hours to replenish it.
2. Takers. If you see little green centipede things a few inches in length, kill them. Those things will crawl in any open orifice of a corpse or living thing they can find and turn it into a zombie, but worse. Full muscle control and complete mastery of whatever powers they had before. They take a wizard apprentice? You now have an angry zombie doom mage on your hands. If someone falls in combat, destroy the body. Immediately. Unfortunately they've somehow figured out how to do this to machines as well, so robots and the like are to be considered team members in this case.
3. On that note; random wildlife is now to be treated as being taken vord carrying payloads of takers. For whatever reason they can't take the Minecraft mobs yet, but with how quickly vord normally evolve, that might have changed by the time you read this.
4. Scorch tactics. That waxy green stuff covering the landscape functions as the food and breeding grounds of the vord. Torch the stuff on sight. Keepers (the small spider-shaped ones) may bust out of it when you do, but that doesn't change one important fact: destroying the croach whole-sale is the only way you're gonna figure out where the queen is without being buried under new vord.
5. Team work. The one things vord cannot do is infiltrate. Takers are completely unable to communicate using their host organism's old functions with anything but other vord, and it takes a couple of years on average for shape-shifting vord to begin appearing, and it hasn't been that long yet, and this is a slow-maturing swarm anyways. Lucky for us. Anyways, anything that isn't part of a vord swarm is on your team. Don't harbor any delusions of being able to back-stab other people, its the quickest way to get eaten by giant bugs.
There's going to be a rendezvous at some point in the near future, I'll give out the coordinates as soon as I get close enough to Godcraft proper to pin down where the vord are spilling from. That's pretty much going to be our only chance to avoid being eaten and turned into green glowing wax, so anyone who can make it there will want to.
That being said, I've had a friend set up a sub-system of forums for most of you to comment on. I have left this message board open only to known participants in the main battlefield.
Speaking of which, I have messages for a few of you: Richard: Don't start trolling, you are personally in danger from these things. It doesn't matter if you take damage from these things dying or some such nonsense, if you let those vord take over the server no amount of godmodding will protect you when they trace the signal back to your home universe. That's right, they universe hop. I'd recommend you start fiddling with the server code to get the terrors to stop targeting non-vord until this blows over. Additionally, I'd like for you to add any new significant members of the central battlefield fight I'm not aware of. I've been gone for a long time, and Aegis got cut out a good while ago. If you could, setting your AIs to keep the sub-forums of the panic-discussion in order would be nice too. Now is not a time for PettY backstabbing.
Kalare: Special note for you, contact me personally as soon as you can. Kalare that's gone through his time-loop crap and whatnot.
Everyone that might have friends who CAN get on Godcraft but aren't doing so yet: For the love of everything you hold dear, get them on as soon as possible. Once again, vord can universe jump, so even without everything that's been going on here, they will be perfectly capable of eating every universe in contact with Godcraft if they don't get destroyed. NOW.
Fseftr: If you have any spare of those ships aegis was telling me about, call them in.
Engie: If you can figure out a way to circumvent the OP Scale for long enough to get so much as a single targeted firing run off with the Mainframe, do it. Just be careful not to hit things that aren't bugs.
arachnidsGrip responded to memo: Where thegorillahave you 8een?!?!?!?!
I'm sorry Vriska, I've been having troubles of my own. We've had the entiregorillaing incipisphere crashing down a8out our heads here!
I know, I'm sorry!
Look, can we discuss this later? Pro8a8ly not. I don't have time to open up a private memo, and I'm gonna 8e neck-deep in giantgorillaing 8ugs in a8out five minutes 8ecause these stupid things are trying to eat my city.
I'm bringing the cavalry. Oh really? What thegorillado you plan to do against these things?
I'm bringing something stupidly oversized that can get around the OP Scale because it got summoned under the normal rules and improved elsewhere.
You remember the Preston Cole? Nope.
Figured, basically its the biggest space-ship to ever shadow the face of Godcraft.
Anyways, how long can you hold out? Depends on if we get another horde on our position within the next hour or so. Rather than the next fivegorillaing minutes. I already apologized! Geeze...
I'll have aegis send in some of the auxiliary ships to give you some air support. Good. Now I have some extermin8ing to do. W8, hold on, I've got one thing to add to your 8ulletin 8oard: 8inary: I know you're watching, and so help me if you try and sa8otage this I will lead the vord straight to your little heck*-hole just to watch you scream. Electronic-8ased organisms don't do so well when 8eing taken. Either help us out, orgorillaoff. No8ody should 8e so stupid as to help out the universe-devouring swarm of mega locusts.
arachnidsGrip ceased responding to memo
Okay, on that note; if anyone on the battlefield has some valuable information, let us know.
Richard, if your bots find anything useful, let us know. This is not a good time to be fighting.
Hank looks at his PDA and just sits there.
Well gorilla.
That's just wonderful.
Hank decides that its best to avoid getting caught in the main part of the swarm, so he whips out a flamethrower and a katana, and performs Rampage Lvl10: High Score on any vord that get close to where he is, with the added benefit of torching large portions of the croach.
I'm sorry, I had to change your text color. It was barely readable otherwise.
Everyone, this is good advice. Even though the Queen is not targetable yet, she will be very soon. Once her and her bodyguard appears, attack them!
The Godmodder reluctantly realizes you're right, and he supposes another team-up could be in order... He grimaces and can almost hear gutza's brain realizing it can make another contract. He'll start rounding up troops to help.
Seeing people watch something on their respective screened devices, I pull out my Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles and watch the memo lines scroll by. After seeing that Eric's decided to just ignore me, i shrug, calmly take out the Monado, and calmly resume my descent into megadancevania. I slowly walk up to the enemies, then snap my fingers. Suddenly, a holographic grid appears on the Battlecroach, and music starts playing out of nowhere. The grid starts to light up with arrows, and I start the deadliest improvisational game of DDR ever. Elsewhere on Godcraft, a charismatic pumpkin farmer is tragically deprived of his pumpkins by some ugly green stuff. Angered, this warweary villein tales up the flag of revolution, and raises an army against these ugly bugs. Unfortunately, they look to be a bit far from the Battlefield. Maybe in a few turns. Anyways back to the Battlefield. It appears that I have murdered a large amount of Keepers, and the song's over. I then decide to transportalize up to my ship.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 9/50
Uh. Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 3/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 2/9
Tetrixcalibur 9/11
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Amazing Adventures on the Vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x25, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 9/11
-Memo-
Negative. All standard military resources needed for ongoing galactic warfare.
Current resources at location: 2 miniature satellite weapons, 1 nearly-unarmed civilian ship under manual control.
You head to a secure bunker and begin thinking of even more ideas to put into your latest and greatest work. Deciding on incorporating this bugs into the story, you put hand to keyboard and type like the wind. After several minutes, you storm out of the bunker and show the Vord your literary masterpiece! While they are distracted by its... er... amazingness, you manage to blow them away with heavy artillery. 40 Vord Warriors killed!
I wrap Rose's Thorn around a Keeper, mutating it into a shambling abomination with too many legs and mandibles. It goes rogue, attacking several other keepers before being terminated with a blast of amethyst fire from The End.
I calmly observe the memo. Then, I respond, briefly.
Very well. I can certainly burn things, and slay large amounts of Vord. Tell past me I said hello.
Afterwards, I draw the Hazel Wand. Just like old times. I telekinetically blow nine Keepers off of their feet, instantly killing them via psionic shock. I swiftly point the wand at a Warrior. An arcane shockwave of unknown propensity and magnitude erupts from the bronze tip of the wand, arcing in a wave of distorted air towards the Vord in the area. The actual coloration of the blast is minimal, as the overall secrecy of the attack is most desirable if increase by a rather exponential magnitude. The wave of mildly distorted air arcs towards the Vord still, ringing with a portentous aura of esoteric and occult mysteries known to many in service of the Outer Gods. The blast cleaves through the mass of Vord, removing limbs and separating bodies all the same in a release of arcane magic. However, most importantly, it combusts. Violet flames spread across the Battlefield, burning all in sight, primarily the various types of goo spread out across the field of war, acting to annihilate as many Vord as it can, in as swift a manner as it can. I stare at the Vord, and promptly wave my wand. Plumes of inkfire, energy derived straight from the Abyss, burst from the ground. Liquid ink sprays about in a manner reminiscent of Sepulchritude. I infuse the ink with the Void. Immediately, the inert fluid transforms into a web of interlocking stars and gaseous clouds, becoming Nox. The fluid proceeds to levitate into the air, pulsating with the energy of the Void in a manner akin to an End Portal. As usual. Then, the Nox flows through the air, rapidly accelerating in the direction of the Vord. Within a moment, the stuff crashes into the swarm. Corrosive Nox sprays over the Vord, drenching eight or so Keepers most notably. Those Keepers immediately collapse to the ground. Slowly, they dissolve into an organic puddle of slime. Particularly effective for the prevention of resurrection, I must say. The inkfires continue to burn in the midst of the Battlefield. The inky flames singe, and eventually sear, the goo secreted by the Vord, destroying enough of it to function in a safe manner. I continue to fire blasts of aubergine light at the Vord. They pierce the creatures, shattering them into small chunks of carapace and flesh. Regardless of whether the Vord are actually composed of such things. Anyhow, I end my attack by directing my wand into the ground. Pikes of Voidmetal erupt from underneath three Keepers, and a Warrior. The near-indestructible metal pierces their bodies, and promptly skewers them, feeding on their fading vital signs. The effort required to create such a complex thing, however, is draining. Therefore, I cease my assault momentarily to rest for a few seconds.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth, and promptly flick them. A mass of tentacular Nightmare Fuel pours from the ground, and encompasses me, becoming a shield of sorts. This serves as my protection for the turn.
Looking at the icy hell (literally) she unleashed, Granger puts down several huge speakers and grabs an microphone... Then she sings an very loud and agressive song. The bass is otherworldy, BOOM BOOM BOOM! This sends shockwaves trough the battlefield, damaging all entities for small damage and scattering the frozen entities for four times the damage the other entities suffered!
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Then she laughs at the Vord. "Swarms? Ahahaha, i got exactly the perfect thing for you then!" as she inflicts fear and burning on the Warriors.
Lastly she uses the HP-PLUS Kit to boost her own HPs permanently.
My Action: I get desperate, and activate Combat Operandi: 1st ESFB to destroy a large group of Vord Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: The entire population of SCP-569 is teleported inside the Vord Swarm. The sudden movements of the Vord Warriors in reaction to this aggravate them and cause them to attack the Vord Warriors.
Unknown Entity Action: Massive lightning bolts rain down, impacting several Vord Keepers with such strength that they are blasted down into the Croach with explosive force augmented by the electrical aspect of the lightning grounding itself through the Croach
Perfect Sphere Orders: If the Perfect Sphere is attacked, it reacts by scrambling AF Peacekeepers to distract the Vord Warriors and buy time to use its primary attack to disassemble as many Vord Warriors as possible.
X-121 Carrier Orders: If no one takes control of the carrier (SOMEONE TAKE CONTROL OF IT!!!), it's NPC pilot points out that it should start with its FULL complement of drones (that means 3 zlattes and 2 triads), then uses target painter on the Croach.
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => 1ST ESFB
You expend 6 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop.
Creating a rather large portal to the End, an elite team of Endermen armed to the teeth with armor and weaponry pop out: the supercharged 1st ESFB! Their smaller ranks have been summoned to the thread before, but this is the real deal! They righteously aggress the Vord Keepers and kill 30 of them!
I use the Potion Supply to make a crit potion and enhance CogWynd's attack power.
I wave the Staff of Ysera and make some Keepers explode into green flames.
Winded: 70%
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Fury +1
Wilson walks outside and cuts out a section of croach.
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = ??? 1/2
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 3/11
As Wilson goes back inside, his screen lights up and displays Eric's message. He wanted to help, but nobody was coming to his store.
You use the Potion Supply, creating a Crit Potion that causes CogWynd's attack this turn to crit!
12 Keepers killed!
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of Takeover (1/2)
Noted. I will be orbital dropping along with some section of my forces in about five minutes, but the Anachron is not currently prepared for Exterminatus, so I cannot do as much as I'd like. Regardless, I have considerable resources in high-orbit, and my machines have no Taker-sized gaps that don't lead into an active nuclear reactor.}
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I call in an orbital drop of about four tonnes of health potions, then drink them all.
I Battle Technique: Nuclear Winter the nasty green wax!
Orbital drop 1/4!
Earth, Now:
The Unremarkable Man fires a single round after the ship carrying Engie's drone, primes and drops the various explosives about his person, then makes use of his remaining two shells to abscond with all possible speed. And we do mean as swiftly as is possible according to normal physics.
The ship never even notices the tiny impact of the adhesive slug against its hull, and the mimetic gel coating it will make it near-impossible to find later. The signal it broadcasts is on a heavily encrypted frequency not yet discovered by Earth's scientists, and does not experience lag in the same way as radiofrequency transmissions.
+5 HP to you!
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NUCLEAR WINTER
8,000 damage to the Croach!
The ships absconded straight after battle at near lightspeeds, not nearly enough time for you to fire the round! They were gone before you had a chance to blink... In addition, while you abscond quickly, the government makes note of your presence and realizes they now have two Descendants on the planet... Another craft drops from space and pursues you.
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 9/9) Cha-ching!
OK, I have a good feeling that if I go much further with the Keyblade it might turn to nothingness, so...Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
We (again) interrupt this broadcast to blatantly rip off from Piono even more. I type in Icrucvci into the code machine. Last I checked, this actually got Icrucvci. Icrucvci (Codex) = Icrucvci? (Level ?: 1/?)
I dupe my Wrench of Chair element once and give it to Ire. May you wield the power of chair like none have wielded it before!
With all of that said and done, I draw a bag of sawdust. As it happens, the Vorg happen to be aware of a really really good tactic involving sawdust, and it's so good they can't top it. It bends their minds, even their Queen's minds. The tactic is so good that several Vorg Keepers commit suicide immediately out of the fact that I know it too. I then burn it to create a campfire five meters away from the Croach. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my apparent stupidity. I then wield the campfire made of Sawdust to kill the Croach off even more. Yes, I am holding the Campfire in my bare hands. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my ability to break physics. I then give the Croach a crotch and kick the Croach in the Crotch, killing off a part of it. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my ability to give Croach a body part. I then question why the Vorg Keepers keep committing suicide. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my immense ignorance to the current situation. I then bathe the Croach and Keepers in magma. Several Vorg Keepers come back to life due to my sudden standardization. I then tell them to commit suicide again as the magma turns into white-hot gold which burns all the Vorg. The Vorg Keepers comply. With that, I do some Taker checking to make sure no Takers get up in AG units, destroy any I find, and then set up a barricade consisting of the chitin plating of fallen Keepers who committed suicide. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide in response.
THE MEGADEATH: A rusted Keyblade that shimmers with the power of the Apocalypse. Its old and decrepit form do nothing in the hands of an unskilled user, but if the right person uses it, it becomes as new as it was when it was first forged and displays a large amount of almighty and time-based powers.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 1/11)
Ircucvci = Ircucvci (Level 8: 1/9)
13 Vord Keepers suicided! 5,000 damage to the Croach!
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (2/?) (Search "Dinner Blaster" on YouTube if you want to see the reference for this.)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (6/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (8/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again COMPLETE!!!! (+2 twice from Tazz, overflowing the counter)
I RELEASE THE HEALTH INCREASE IN AN IDENTICAL FASHION TO THE PREVIOUS HEALTH INCREASE!
> Action: Cans.wav
I channel the power and essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio, and cans.wav all over the Vord Keepers, knocking some of them down with cans traveling at relativistic speeds. I then transform the croach into HUNDREDS OF MILES OF SCORCHED EARTH infested with TROLL TERRORISTS and FRUITBOWLS and HAMBONES, destroying some of it.
> 05 Action
I use the still-supersized Toxicide to kill a few Vord Keepers, testing the toxicity of polonium-294 on Vord to establish a formula.
(@tazz: don't you dare. Parodying me is one thing, but don't steal my signature weapons. The elemental ones, although I'd prefer you not, aren't off-limits. Ircucvci is MINE. On a happier note, once this whole thing is finished up, would you mind giving my a list of your parody items? They're absolutely hilarious and I want to show my friends.)
Hank, having finished up some close-range burn tactics, flies up out of reach (tip: we haven't encountered vord capable of sustained flight yet, so for this round, possibly one or two after, flying entities will be safe from attack, and even after that, only one or two types are capable of sustained flight) and pulls out his gatling rocket launcher again, doing strafing runs up and down the croach.
Memo:
@Kalare: past you has already left to boot up your time loop, you don't have to worry about violating your timeline.
@Amp: Good, we'll need the soldiers.
But don't get cocky, all it will take is one hole torn in the hull by some of the bigger vord...
They can Take corpses too, or as the case may be, disabled machinery.
Also, something I seem to have forgotten, they do in fact have a weakness to fire.
On a related note; if anyone sees keepers, honest-to-goodness Keepers and not warriors of some kind being created with cybernetic implants, let us know. If that happens, we're as good as dead. ((Before anyone gets paranoid, no, that's not going to happen. Its just Eric being REALLY worried about the Vord.))
Granger grabs a bugnet and goes bug catching. In her lab. And those bugs are not Vord. No they're... those ones dont really have a name... well, they're kinda of the parasite type, they infest other bugs and eat them from inside out. Granger uses them to keep her lab clean of other bugs.
"Yep, that should be enough.", she thinks and throws several jars containing these bugs into the Vord swarm.
Then she inflicts wither and burning on the croach using the painchimer. Healing it? Lol, no.
ANIMATRONIC HEAD: A metal animatronic head. It seems to be alive.
16 Vord Warriors killed!
You inflict Wither and Burning on the Croach, but the Keepers then see your tactics and modify the Croach so that it won't be effected by Wither after this turn...
I help gutza charge the Orbital Bombardment, and confuse the Vord with this... thing.
"Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw.
Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood!
But one day, Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood.
Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood.
One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood,
Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw
Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood."
Alchemies:
Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (6/6)
16 Vord Warriors killed!
BOTTLED ITEM-FUSION: A metal bottle that radiates party and fusion. Its contents seem to be a swirling electrified substance that, when splashed over two items, will cause them to fuse together not unlike the alchemy process.
It’s time. I blast the Croach with Caledball, eating away at its very essence.
The Chaos Shard fires off a blast that uses the uncertainty principle to form into a Vord Keeper.
so th/\t’s how you felt /\bout it… i w/\s only trying to help! how could you t/\ke th/\t /\w/\y from it?
HOW COULD YOU. TAKE AWAY. THAT I WAS TRYING. TO RUIN YOUR LIFE? THAT’S LIKE. HOW TROLLS COMMUNICATE. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS IS EVERYWHERE. I THINK YOU’RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH. WITH TROLL CULTURE.
so let me guess. you’re here to kill me too.
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. AFTER ALL. I DO WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
Serpent takes out a set of 8 amethyst D8s, the Corrosive Cubes. IT’S TIME TO END. YOUR MEDDLING GAMES.
oh, STOP IT! this is so silly! you’re me! we don’t h/\ve to fight over this, we’re the s/\me person!
TO YOU, MAYBE. TO ME, NOT SO MUCH. YOU’RE NOT ME. YOU’RE THE ANNOYING, COMPLAINING GIRL. WHO DESPITE BEING OLDER THAN ME. HAS LOST HER NERVE COMPLETELY.
i’ve stopped bec/\use i h/\ve /\ different set of ide/\ls th/\n you do. you /\re /\lw/\ys trying to esc/\pe your f/\te /\nd esc/\pe /\uthority, which you do by trying things p/\r/\dox sp/\ce wouldn’t expect or h/\ve pl/\nned. /\nd it /\lw/\ys ends b/\dly for you. Astria shudders, remembering. believe me, i’ve been there. where/\s i’ve resigned myself to the knowledge th/\t you c/\n’t be/\t /\ plot entity. i c/\n’t s/\y if either’s right - eric seems to h/\ve /\ third view - but why kill e/\ch other over such /\ difference?
…
YOU…
YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE? YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED SOMEONE SO… INSENSITIVE...
I GUESS WE ARE THE SAME PERSON.
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT… GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR… MINDY THING.
Serpent fades out of Astria’s mind.
Naturally you pass. Let’s get on with this. Eric has decided to kick me off his pretty little ship, not that I couldn’t get back on if I tried, and it’s a bit harder maintaining concentration from a distance.
Raven flashes green and disappears once more. Astria is left standing alone in her dreamscape.
Minutes pass. Nothing is happening.
…wh/\t’s going on?
…
…
…
…
I…
Astria notices a glowing figure, on the ground as if in pain. you… who /\re you?
Don’t remember me?
The figure rises, and Astria sees who it truly is. A powder-blue wraith, torn apart yet still suspended by what remained of the Mind energy that sustained him. The one that had caused her so much pain and anguish over the years. The one that she thought she had rid herself of. The one who had made her...
I was the one who broke your heart.
The remnant of Powder, visibly weakened yet still infinitely dangerous, comes tearing at Astria. She responds by clutching her head. A Mind symbol forms in front of her, serving as a shield. Powder forms an energy ball in his hand and throws it at her mental shield, breaking it. The demon plummets into her skull and into her mind. (In her dreamscape, yet going into her mind… is that like some meta-dreamscape? Whatever, best not to question it. I’m sure my omniscience will provide me with an answer shortly.) A scene replays in her head, looping like a broken stereo. Standing over Piono, a knife in his neck. Laughing. With blue eyes.
no… no… /\GHHHHhhhHHHHHHH
Astria clutches her head and slams it against the shimmering floor of the dreamscape, unaware that her body in reality is doing the same. Finally, she staggers to her feet.
…/\ghhh… le/\ve me /\lone, powder. i m/\y… /\GHHHHHH… h/\ve f/\iled to s/\ve piono, but he doesn’t define me. no one… /\ghhh… defines me. especi/\lly not demons like you.
Powder, inside her head, shrieks with rage, but it has no effect. He no longer had any power, because he was of the Mind, and therefore drew his power from it. When the Mind denied him power, he was powerless. He dissolves into vapor. Astria feels more clear-headed than ever before in her life. She has defeated her personal demons, and…
i c/\n… i c/\n see.
i c/\n see! so m/\ny possibilities… i c/\n fin/\lly see the timelines, the decisions…
it feels wrong. something is… sick.
the timeline is sick. oh no…
Astria’s eyes flick open. She thinks she sees a flash of green light, but dismisses it. Even if Raven was just here, he is gone now. For now, at least. Who knows what Paradox Space wants with her. And… is that GodCraft?
12,000 damage to the Croach!
More Vord Warriors and Vord Keepers are summoned thanks to the Croach! However, the amount summoned isn't as much as last time since the Croach's HP is dwindling...! The Vord destroy the Aureus Sidus and the X-121 Carrier's minions! They then deal 10 damage to ManiacMasteR (killing him!), gutza, engie, pionoplayer, Crusher, and Serpent! They also deal 5 damage to Netpatham and Amperz4nd!
The Zombie Pigmen kill 12 Vord Warriors!
The Perfect Sphere deals 10,000 damage to the Croach! The Carrier uses Target Painter on the Croach, but finds it has no mooks that can target the target! The Peacekeepers rush it instead and deal a minicritted 6,000 damage to the Croach! Isaac uses Mega Bomb, dealing 20,000 damage to the Croach! CogWynd uses Motorized Claws, dealing a critted 20,000 damage to the Croach! It winds up by 10%, entering Normal Operations again! The Stone Golem and MTF Defender kill 65 Vord Warriors!
The Godmodder sees no use for the Chaos Shard and removes it... It has been inactive for a while anyway. He then wields the Blacklister and kills the Stone Golem, MTF Defender, and deals 1 damage to Isaac! Remembering Eric's words, he then takes out the Banhammer and kills 30 Vord Warriors and deals 30,000 damage to the Croach!
The Itinerary:
> All: Fend off the Vord Warriors and Keepers!
> All: Destroy the croach!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
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The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER:======================================== 2,566,500/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
Just a friendly request to type up my alchemy names, I don't really have good names for them. Anyways I keep winding CogWynd down, then transportalize back down to the Battlefield. I then take out the Monado once again and stroll into the midst of the Vord, seeing as they don't attack me if i don't hurt the Croach. I then decide to Back Slash some Vord, Slit Edge another, Stream Edge some random group, and finally just kind of cut another in half. Hm. Anyways I roll the Solar Octet at some random Keepers.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 10/50 Actually you know what this has gone on long enough and i don't even care about this anymore, seeing as I have completely failed to get netpatham's goat. I just summon HEX in all his pseudomechanical glory with a ticking time bomb attached to him. He will detonate in the EOTB.
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 4/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 3/9
Tetrixcalibur 10/11
>>I would appreciate being able to help contain the Vord. However, I'm locked out due to Narrative shenanigans. Twin. At least I can still pass data through.
>>The prospect of this universe being invaded by Vord...It would end EXTREMELY BADLY if they managed it. Too much technology for them to possess...
>>I suppose I ought to get myself a Minecraft account.
HEX has joined the server.
Netpatham: I pass HEX a duplicated pair of Origin Wands.
(Origin Wands x2 1/1)
Creation Pen 3/11
>>Ah, thank you.
>>I quickly materialize a spellcasting gun of intermediate-approximately 6, on a scale of 0-8, power, with infinite reconfigurability. At which point I flip it to Dragon's Breath and scorch the Croach and Vord.
>>At which point I duplicate that and toss it to Netpatham.
(Major Spellgun x2 1/1)
I open fire with a Gravitational Well spell, similar to the Red Matter Bomb attack prior to this one. Only it's intelligently targetting Vord and thicker Croach patches.
I'd like to ask why you think I'm trying to "interfere" with everything. Because I certainly do not view my actions as such and really don't get what's getting you so irritated, besides the whole attempting to circumvent the ban on HEX. Which has, prior to this, only happened out of Trifecta anyways, in roleplay behind the screen.
And it still isn't happening if it really mustn't-the actions are as easily taken by a solo account anyways. But seriously, I only released a challenge to Binary, similarly to engie. What happens after that is totally your call, although as EvE is not thing in DTG despite my current location there it kind of has to happen there instead of here.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Hmm, +3 max hp? I expected more to be honest, according to the past HP boosts (+2 to all 18 AG with 34 charges) id have gotten 13 max hps, since each max hp seems to be roughly equivalent to 2 charges.
34:18=1.88...
25:1.88=13.29
Well, if +13 Max HP is overpowered, lets say its not as effective because egoism or something, aka not teamwork and Granger gets +7 Max HP?
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (3/7)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (7/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (9/11)
> Charges
+2 MORE max HP to all AGs: 1/36
> Action: Mandatory Surprise Physics Test
(Assuming the tests will not get nulled by repetitiveness)
I unleash a physics test with my Testwriter on some of the Vord:
CobaltShade's School for Annoying Vord Swarms
Standard Examination for Early February 2015 - Physics
Section A. Your answer will be confirmed by the situation in the question magically happening to an amount of you as decided by TwinBuilder. No calculators or notes are allowed. Use the formula sheet provided. Each question is worth 10 points out of 100, unless you die from it. The passing grade is 70/100. (Yes, you're going to fail regardless of what you answer, because you'll be DEAD.) If you fail, all of the following will also happen to the croach as punishment.
1. You are shot down by the principal (that's me) using Toxicide and are now unable to fly due to your methods of flying being dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid. You fall into a portal to an alternate universe and then off a cliff that is 4.000⋅103 light-years tall. Assuming that the portal is y = 0, you are flying 16 meters above the portal when you are shot down, once through the portal the gravitational constant G in the alternate universe is 6.673⋅108 (1000 times the gravitational constant on Minecraftia and Earth), Minecraftia and the alternate universe both have the same mass as Earth, terminal velocity on Minecraftia is 55 m/s and air resistance is nonexistent in the alternate universe only, find how long you have left to live before you hit the ground at relativistic speeds from your perspective. Account for relativistic effects.
2. You are thrown into an incinerator that is running at 50,000 K. Assuming that vord flesh burns up at 2000 K, you are at 300 K before being thrown in and the incinerator is kept at a constant 50,000 K regardless of any energy transfer that occurs between the incinerator and your body, calculate how long it takes for your flesh to burn.
3. You are permanently paralyzed and used as a fuse. A scientist slowly increases the voltage beginning from 1 V at t = 0 and slowly increases it at the rate of 1 A/s. Assuming you function as a resistor with a resistance of 1400 Ω and begin to burn at 2000 K, use the appropriate formula to calculate how long it takes for your body to begin burning assuming you start at a temperature of 300 K.
4. You are permanently paralyzed and used as a fuse. You are connected to a circuit that consists of 50,000,000 9-volt batteries in series and you. Assuming you start at the temperature of 300 K and no cooling occurs at all, how long will it take for you to begin burning? Assume that you function as a resistor with a resistance of 1400 Ω and begin to burn at 2000 K.
5. You are strapped to a wheel rotating at 7.38⋅1011 rpm at a radius of 0.40 m away from the center. The strap is then loosened, causing you to fly directly into the ground at an angle perpendicular to the ground. The wheel's center is located 1 m away from the ground. Ignoring air resistance and relativistic effects, how fast are you going when you hit the ground and die?
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I wonder if I can successfully manufacture the Ultimum Atramentum. I doubt it will happen. That stuff is nigh-impossible to obtain in the best of situations.
I pull out the Half-Pure Elemink Vial, and look into it. Liquid Taint and Vis swirl within, mixed into a fine ink. The elemental properties of this thing are tangible. Quite odd, considering that the only thing mildly elemental in nature that went into this thing was some Salis Mundus, a binding reagent. I won't question it, actually. There is no need to further question the wiles of the alchemical system. Those wiles are frivolous. Granted, they are very useful. The differences between frivolity and grimness are staggering. Whichever. ANYWAYS, I continue to examine the vial, noting the similarities in energy values between it and the power of the White Ring. I proceed to point the vial at a large amount of Keepers. Immediately, and with a large amount of backup spells at work, I fire a bolt of pulsating white and black energy at the Vord. Metaphorical arcane fire dances in the epicenter of the blaze, accelerating towards the Keepers. Within a second, the blast strikes. Shockwaves of pure elemental power echo throughout the cosmos. And, by radiate, I mean that in the least impressive manner possible, as I doubt anyone outside of the Battlefield could call that tangible. I place the vial back into my inventory. Of course, this does not mark the end of my attack. I whip out Quasar's Nightcrawler. Holding the miniature black hole-tipped scepter, I mutter a few words, incoherent to the rest of the world. The black hole grows in size alarmingly fast, dragging in dust and liquid around it. Upon doing so, the black hole merely grows greater. I wait for several more seconds, watching the scepter annihilate the lighter things around me, my avatar not included, of course. That would be deserved, but not necessary. I point the Nightcrawler at the Vord, and manipulate their neurons with the gravitational pull of the black hole, as well as a spell. Their brains are suddenly filled with images of Twin. Upon viewing the sheer amazing-ness of the being in their brains, they promptly join our side, and attack their fellow Vord Keepers. In all seriousness, you are awesome, though! I don't think people tell you that enough. Using up a large chunk of your day for... this.
Anyhow, I watch the debacle unfold, and promptly kill as many non-allied Vord as I can.
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Space: Heh. I know something they don't know. They seem to think they have an entire descendant. Well, that's wrong. At most, they have an insignificant piece. For now, it would be best of me to be silent, bide my time... or... hmm... There's not much I can do from here. While smashing out through the bedrock is tempting, it would result in minor damage to my drone without significant payoff. Time to play the waiting game.
GODCRAFT: WE NEED TO FOCUS THE CROACH DOWN BEFORE THE HEALER THINGIES CAN HEAL IT AGAIN. I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: BOOM HEADSHOT, TARGETING THE CROACH. DOES THAT THING EVEN HAVE A HEAD?
Teleporting over the landscape to Blue, I set up a reclining chair and sit in it about 5 meters to her right.
"Well, not much better here, I suppose. Ol' Godpants over there *indicates to Godmodder* set up a bunch of trials, and we've barely gotten through the second one a while ago. Currently, we're dealing with an invasion by the Vord, pretty much alien locusts. I, in a possibly misguided attempt to check the situation on Earth, have somehow gotten one of my drones captured, but in return, found out a little bit about what Binary's army of spaceships can do - oh, Binary has an army of spaceships, by the way. If you know a way to break Bedrock, now might be a time to install it into whatever ships you have. So, yeah, just a typical afternoon on Godcraft."
For some unexplainable reason, the drone is suddenly wearing a pair of sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt.
"Not exactly the best holiday spot at the moment, unless you're a fan of light shows, with the occasional death."
Mainframe: Files 80% downloaded. Personality traits confirmed. "Wait, what?" Stage 1 at 90% complete. "Woah, woah, WOAH! I never got to even look at the personality traits!" Project Manhattan 50% complete.
((Well then. That was impressive serpent. Just so you know, serpent's trials happened about 48 hours prior to what's going on now.
And twin, its okay. I suppose the bright yellow text is a bit hard to read. Also, twin, the croach shouldn't be able to evolve and be modified, it takes a long time for that, on the other hand, being such a massive entity, debuff effects that do things other than increase damage dealt to it or deal damage outright shouldn't affect it. Such as wither preventing healing. Additionally, vord are immune to all mental effects. They aren't individuals, they are nothing more than hive-mind beings. The queens are immune to mental effects just flat-out because of their normal abilities, so take that into account. Hate to take away my own fear effects, but that's how the Vord work.
One last thing twin, fire attacks should do greatly increased damage. Not minicrits or crits, because that won't give us anywhere near the boost we seem to need, but like, just bump up the attack power of fire.
Finally, Erelye, mind messaging me for that conversation Eric wanted?))
Battlefield: Hank switches tactics, and switches his rockets out with incendiary ordinance, pulling out another rocket gatling, and performing Battle Technique Play' Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell; unleashing a massive fire storm of death and explosive destruction upon the croach.
Memo: Okay, I'm back. Sorry if I missed anything on the memo, I'm trying to coordinate most of the server. Be careful with nether portals, the vord seem to have overtaken the nether almost completely. They're using it to sprout out pretty much everywhere in the server. Anyways, you guys on the battlefield, you need to find your local queen and kill it. This goes double for you guys, because the battlefield has something we don't want the vord to get. Corpses. Thousands of them. If the vord take the battlefield, every corpse, scrapped robot and so-forth gets Taken. Try and look for a cave of some sort. The queen will be in the most defensible position she can find.
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (4/7)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (8/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (10/11)
> Charges
+2 MORE max HP to all AGs: 2/36
> Action: 2F8D 225D 1045B
I pull out the Unicoder and queue three characters: ⺞と붃 (DEATH TO BUGS)
Suddenly, an M134 made entirely of coding energies appears and sprays liquid bug repellant at the Vord Keepers with perfect accuracy. I join in the spraying by spraying the (hopefully still supersized) Toxicide and all its predecessors in every mode possible at the croach if I have a shield or the Vord Keepers if I don't.
> 05 Action: The Book of Phobias - Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
I release a neurotoxin into the Vord swarm that gives the Vord as a whole extreme hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, but does nothing else. I then reel off: the full chemical name of titin (methonyl...isoleucine) (189,819 letters), the name of P45, or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters), the name of the Ancient Greek dish with 171 letters composed of 17 dishes (lopadotema...pterygon), the long nonce word from the Blah Story (I don't even know), James Joyce's pseudo-name for the thunder of the fall of Adam and Eve (bababada...nenthurnuk) and the fear of the number 666, or hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. This gets them so scared some of them die of shock.
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 5/25 (+2 from stronghammer)
iQuantimak: 2/11
Electrowinch: 2/3
==Actions==
Lothyra proposes another contract to the Godmodder. It's exactly the same as the previous one except that the forces of the Arrival and the Glitch have been replaced with the Vord. She then gathers some sacred items, READ SECTION 6, and fires iAntimak Carbine at an infested piece of land, destroying some Croach and killing some Vord. She then joins the memo.
universalAntimatist [UA] responded to memo.
CUA: Hello. I am Lothyra Silentread. I have proposed another contract to the Godmodder.
CUA: Also, hello Vriska. I have read about your "Paradox Space" thanks to the work of a man from Earth known as Andrew Hussie. Anyway,
awesomeAutomaton [AA] responded to memo.
CAA: Hello meatbags!
CUA: BENDER?!
CAA: Hey,
CAA: who the hell is this "anachridsGrip?"
CUA: :facepalm:
Bender fires Bender's Gun at some infested land, then uses Universal Power to heal the Perfect Sphere.
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (2/?) (Search "Dinner Blaster" on YouTube if you want to see the reference for this.)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (6/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (8/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again COMPLETE!!!! (+2 twice from Tazz, overflowing the counter)
I RELEASE THE HEALTH INCREASE IN AN IDENTICAL FASHION TO THE PREVIOUS HEALTH INCREASE!
> Action: Cans.wav
I channel the power and essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio, and cans.wav all over the Vord Keepers, knocking some of them down with cans traveling at relativistic speeds. I then transform the croach into HUNDREDS OF MILES OF SCORCHED EARTH infested with TROLL TERRORISTS and FRUITBOWLS and HAMBONES, destroying some of it.
> 05 Action
I use the still-supersized Toxicide to kill a few Vord Keepers, testing the toxicity of polonium-294 on Vord to establish a formula.
Hank, having finished up some close-range burn tactics, flies up out of reach (tip: we haven't encountered vord capable of sustained flight yet, so for this round, possibly one or two after, flying entities will be safe from attack, and even after that, only one or two types are capable of sustained flight) and pulls out his gatling rocket launcher again, doing strafing runs up and down the croach.
Memo:
@Kalare: past you has already left to boot up your time loop, you don't have to worry about violating your timeline.
@Amp: Good, we'll need the soldiers.
But don't get cocky, all it will take is one hole torn in the hull by some of the bigger vord...
They can Take corpses too, or as the case may be, disabled machinery.
Also, something I seem to have forgotten, they do in fact have a weakness to fire.
On a related note; if anyone sees keepers, honest-to-goodness Keepers and not warriors of some kind being created with cybernetic implants, let us know. If that happens, we're as good as dead. ((Before anyone gets paranoid, no, that's not going to happen. Its just Eric being REALLY worried about the Vord.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
EVOLUTIL = De-Evolutioninator (Level 10) 6/11
23/25 Zapinator (Item)
Granger grabs a bugnet and goes bug catching. In her lab. And those bugs are not Vord. No they're... those ones dont really have a name... well, they're kinda of the parasite type, they infest other bugs and eat them from inside out. Granger uses them to keep her lab clean of other bugs.
"Yep, that should be enough.", she thinks and throws several jars containing these bugs into the Vord swarm.
Then she inflicts wither and burning on the croach using the painchimer. Healing it? Lol, no.
INVENTORY
Kid Radd: 7/45
I smash the Croach with a copy of The Blah Story.
(The Blah Story is 11.3 million words. Million!)
I help gutza charge the Orbital Bombardment, and confuse the Vord with this... thing.
"Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw.
Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood!
But one day, Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood.
Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood.
One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood,
Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw
Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood."
Alchemies:
Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (6/6)
30/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Lasering random Vords.
> K4yne: Slicin' n' dicin' Vords with Netherarria.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
The Chaos Shard fires off a blast that uses the uncertainty principle to form into a Vord Keeper.
[font=Courier New]so th/\t’s how you felt /\bout it… i w/\s only trying to help! how could you t/\ke th/\t /\w/\y from it?
HOW COULD YOU. TAKE AWAY. THAT I WAS TRYING. TO RUIN YOUR LIFE? THAT’S LIKE. HOW TROLLS COMMUNICATE. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS IS EVERYWHERE. I THINK YOU’RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH. WITH TROLL CULTURE.
so let me guess. you’re here to kill me too.
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. AFTER ALL. I DO WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.[/font]
Serpent takes out a set of 8 amethyst D8s, the Corrosive Cubes. [font=Courier New]IT’S TIME TO END. YOUR MEDDLING GAMES.
oh, STOP IT! this is so silly! you’re me! we don’t h/\ve to fight over this, we’re the s/\me person!
TO YOU, MAYBE. TO ME, NOT SO MUCH. YOU’RE NOT ME. YOU’RE THE ANNOYING, COMPLAINING GIRL. WHO DESPITE BEING OLDER THAN ME. HAS LOST HER NERVE COMPLETELY.
i’ve stopped bec/\use i h/\ve /\ different set of ide/\ls th/\n you do. you /\re /\lw/\ys trying to esc/\pe your f/\te /\nd esc/\pe /\uthority, which you do by trying things p/\r/\dox sp/\ce wouldn’t expect or h/\ve pl/\nned. /\nd it /\lw/\ys ends b/\dly for you.[/font] Astria shudders, remembering. believe me, i’ve been there. where/\s i’ve resigned myself to the knowledge th/\t you c/\n’t be/\t /\ plot entity. i c/\n’t s/\y if either’s right - eric seems to h/\ve /\ third view - but why kill e/\ch other over such /\ difference?
…
YOU…
YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE? YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED SOMEONE SO… INSENSITIVE...
I GUESS WE ARE THE SAME PERSON.
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT… GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR… MINDY THING.[/font]
Serpent fades out of Astria’s mind.
Naturally you pass. Let’s get on with this. Eric has decided to kick me off his pretty little ship, not that I couldn’t get back on if I tried, and it’s a bit harder maintaining concentration from a distance.
Raven flashes green and disappears once more. Astria is left standing alone in her dreamscape.
Minutes pass. Nothing is happening.
[font=Courier New]…wh/\t’s going on?[/font]
…
…
…
[font=Courier New]…
I…[/font]
Astria notices a glowing figure, on the ground as if in pain. [font=Courier New]you… who /\re you?/[font]
[font=Courier New]Don’t remember me? [/font]
The figure rises, and Astria sees who it truly is. A powder-blue wraith, torn apart yet still suspended by what remained of the Mind energy that sustained him. The one that had caused her so much pain and anguish over the years. The one that she thought she had rid herself of. The one who had made her...
[font=Courier New]I was the one who broke your heart.[/font]
The remnant of Powder, visibly weakened yet still infinitely dangerous, comes tearing at Astria. She responds by clutching her head. A Mind symbol forms in front of her, serving as a shield. Powder forms an energy ball in his hand and throws it at her mental shield, breaking it. The demon plummets into her skull and into her mind. (In her dreamscape, yet going into her mind… is that like some meta-dreamscape? Whatever, best not to question it. I’m sure my omniscience will provide me with an answer shortly.) A scene replays in her head, looping like a broken stereo. Standing over Piono, a knife in his neck. Laughing. With blue eyes.
[font=Courier New]no… no… /\GHHHHhhhHHHHHHH[/font]
Astria clutches her head and slams it against the shimmering floor of the dreamscape, unaware that her body in reality is doing the same. Finally, she staggers to her feet.
[font=Courier New]…/\ghhh… le/\ve me /\lone, powder. i m/\y… /\GHHHHHH… h/\ve f/\iled to s/\ve piono, but he doesn’t define me. no one… /\ghhh… defines me. especi/\lly not demons like you.[/font]
Powder, inside her head, shrieks with rage, but it has no effect. He no longer had any power, because he was of the Mind, and therefore drew his power from it. When the Mind denied him power, he was powerless. He dissolves into vapor. Astria feels more clear-headed than ever before in her life. She has defeated her personal demons, and…
[font=Courier New]i c/\n… i c/\n see.
i c/\n see! so m/\ny possibilities… i c/\n fin/\lly see the timelines, the decisions…
it feels wrong. something is… sick.
the timeline is sick. oh no…[/font]
Astria’s eyes flick open. She thinks she sees a flash of green light, but dismisses it. Even if Raven was just here, he is gone now. For now, at least. Who knows what Paradox Space wants with her. And… is that GodCraft?
Fonts not working, so ignore the weird font tags, please.
Oh no
Heh.
Does anyone remember when "Heh." was actually funny? Yeah... Those were the days.
The entire attack kills 10 Keepers and deals 8,000 damage to the Croach!
You wind down CogWynd by -5%!
JUNIOR BLOTSPITTER: A small rifle that glows with the power of the Inky Abyss. Its ammunition comes in the form of ink ribbons that can be used to fire inky bolts at enemies. Its innocuous double is a typewriter that can write unpleasant notes to deal damage.
18 Keepers killed! 10 Warriors killed!
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet = Spatial Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
3 Keepers killed!
ANTIINK GATLING WHEELER: A large minigun that is loaded onto a set of wheels so it can be wheeled around. Instead of firing bullets, it fires bolts of ink. In addition, it can fire a large antimatter warhead that will deal massive damage.
I had to update early because reasons. Sorry about that.
Once your alchemies are complete, you can start new ones right away.
The Vord manages to subdue Kirby, but 16 Warriors die!
Heheh. Thanks!.
POTENTIAL BUCKET: A crimson bucket that radiates with the aura of nearly every potion in existence. Any liquid placed into it will, after a short time, turn into a random potion.
MAGICAL BUCKET: A bucket that shimmers like a Bottle o' Enchanting. A large amount of magic can be felt around it. Any liquid placed into it will become consecrated with raw magic.
5 Keepers killed!
You sure you don't want to keep alchemizing that Chimney Stuffers Catalog? It could be fun!
Aries Armor && Taurus Arm && Gemini Orbitars && Cancer Claws && Leo Cannon && Virgo Palm && Libra Sponge && Scorpio Staff && Sagittarius Bow && Capricorn Club && Aquarius Blade && Pisces Heal = Twelvefold (Level 12)
I'm going to have to kindly ask you to stop trying to interfere with everything you see, okay? It's really not fun.
Even if the OP Scale doesn't notice, the Godmodder does. He disables it.
Origin Wands > Fine = Creation Pen (Level 10: 1/11)
You end up hitting the AGs, dealing 10,000 damage to the Stone Golem and CogWynd!
6 Vord Keepers killed!
You'll see in the End-of-Turn Battle.
3,000 damage to the Croach!
You obfuscate Greyhold!
9 Vord Keepers killed!
NANOGEL SMARTSHIP: A modified version of the Nanogel Hubship with a built-in sensor array that can sense its location in time and space, and also point out objects around itself.
+10,000 HP to the Bridge!
12,000 damage to the Croach!
+3 of every Sacred Items!
UU Prime has lasted for several turns already, and he disappears.
The Ender Orb kills 20 Vord Keepers!
The other attacks kill 24 Vord Warriors!
The popgun Contaminates the Aureus Sidus, causing DOT! Even though this game runs on Minecraft mechanics and not Astroflux mechanics, the Aureus Sidus takes 9,000 damage!
SCP-2000 activates! However, nothing can negate the mechanics of player death, rendering it moot!
There are so many Vord that all of them lose 0.1 HP, rounding over to 0!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GREEN ECHO - QUARTER
You flinch and feel a large amount of green energy flow through you... Your body dissolves into static and several events from the past flash through you all at once! Your body then phases back into existence and is surrounded with a green aura! Orbs float around your hands, and electricity courses through you... All your attacks this turn and next turn will minicrit!
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SHIELD SPELL - PRAESTANTES
You wield the Redsticks and slowly float in the air, red Vis and raw magic energy pulsing around you! You quickly fire a bolt of magical energy that stops in front of you and explodes, creating a holographic dome around you! It flickers with a red color, and spikes quickly grow around it! The dome then starts to spin wildly (but you don't)! You are shielded from attack this turn, and anyone who attacks you will take damage!
It was a close game.
5 Keepers killed!
Your first two attacks kill 10 Vord Keepers and deal 8,000 damage to the Croach!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELEMENTAL - DEVASTATOR
Additional 10,000 damage to the Croach!
Welcome! The Godmodder wonders who the GodModder is.
+4 HP!
-5% winding to CogWynd! It enters Tentative mode!
20 Keepers killed!
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet = Pale Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Winners don't eat preformance-enchancing foodstuffs! The Godmodder smacks the senzu beans out of the air.
The Zord? What's that?
The Godmodder places himself inside an invisible dome! The Vord Warriors try to attack the Godmodder, but they give up and go back to attacking the players!
Assuming it's an entity, MTF Defender added!
The regular Vord Keepers kill the mind-controlled ones due to attacking the Croach! 6 Keepers killed!
The Godmodder looks at the beans, now on the floor, and decides that if a god one day suddenly said "I know! Let's make some beans!" and then went ahead and did that, he must have been a messed-up god.
Zorg??
Mystical static swirls around you...
You'll see at the End-of-Turn Battle.
You use the Glitch Wrench and directly modify the Source Code of Reality! All this amounts to is entering the Source Code and whacking it with the wrench. Suddenly, the code scrambles and the entire area you're in rumbles! A large tear in spacetime occurs right near the Vord Keepers! Spacetime then re-rights itself and the residual creation energies fire at the Keepers, killing 18 of them!
It will be a Level 10 alchemy that will give its user all the effects used in it. (It would help if you listed what all of those do.) Since it has a large amount of power, it only has two uses.
Bug Spray && The Widow's Inferno = X-Arachnicide (Level 6: 1/7)
Bringer && Life Essence = Lifebringer (Level 7: 1/8)
12 Keepers killed!
18 Vord Keepers killed!
UNWRINKLER: A powerful pogo hammer whose heads are literal irons that hiss with power. Its bounces are much more controlled than that of the stock Pogo Hammer, and its irons can be heated using a special knob.
SHARPENED NAIL: A pogo with the mechanical preciseness of a dentist's drill. There is a spike attached to the bottom of it that can switch out between an iron spike, a dentist's drill, and a sharpened claw.
Unwrinkler && The Sharpened Nail = The Nailbiter (Level 8: 1/9)
Who are they?
+3 HP and Regen to you!
10 Keepers killed!
COBALT'S TESTWRITER: A heavily modified Blotspitter that has a cobalt sheen to it. Using a built-in typewriting system, it can create a large number of tests in seconds and bring them to reality using DNA from Cobalt himself.
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
10 Vord Keepers killed! 8,000 damage to the Croach!
You cannot see anything inside the vault you are currently in... You can barely hear anything, either. You hear the people on board the ship seemingly discussing what to do with you now that they have an actual Descendant in their possession...
+6 Pie Filling!
> engie_ninja?: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARCHANGEL
You expend 4 Pie Filling and 8 Hog Slop!
You gain a set of orange holographic wings and charge up a massive array of energy! You let it fire at the Croach, roasting the entire thing! The landscape is surrounded with fire, and then bullets as you fire several gatling guns at the superheated croach! You then flap your wings once, creating a gust of air that instantly freezes the entire Croach... 30,000 damage to the Croach!
+9,000 HP to the Aureus Sidus!
22 Vord Warriors killed!
TRUE RAPTURE && VICTOR'S SPOILS && OBLIVION = THE BANE (Level -1)
Wow. This sword's power is indescribable. Flickering with a bronze aura, supercharged with the power of the elements, the fallen bosses of the war, and artifacts of untold glory. If one were to hold this weapon, they would have the power to completely annihilate all of existence. Good thing it's only hypothetical, right?
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 RAMPAGE - KILLSTREAK
40 Vord Warriors killed!
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (Level 6: 1/7)
15,000 damage to the Croach! 3 Keepers killed!
Minicritted 16 Vord Keepers killed!
You're not there JUST yet... 24 Warriors killed!
+3,000 HP!
PSIICRYSTAL JOYSTICK: A joystick forged from pure psiicrystal.
PSIIONICS CONTROL PANEL: A control panel that seems to be able to moderate the output of psiionic energy in living things.
Turretchair -c Superamethyst-top = Mobile Turretcomputer (1/4)
Guardian Spikes && Thuleprism = Elder Thuleprism (Level 4: 1/5)
INERTIALESS REACTOR: A very powerful reactor system that is capable of propelling craft to near lightspeed.
Nanogel Smartship -c Inertialess Reactor = Nanogel Lightship (1/4)
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TESLA'S IMRPOV - SUPERCELL
20 Vord Keepers killed!
That doesn't really serve a purpose though!
3,000 damage to the Croach!
On what?
Next six attacks against the Vord will minicrit!
Minicritted 12,000 damage to the Croach!
You are protected from attack this turn!
Just say "I charge up the Southern Tundra! 1/amount of posts you want to charge it which should be no greater than 6".
CATHEDRIA POTENTIA: A wooden wrench that glows with golden power, the power of the Chair-God. It can create any number of chairs and weaponize them instantly, using them in deadly attacks that involve moving entire armies of chairs around. Truly a wonderful weapon.
APERIRE CLAUSA: A book that, upon reading, will summon a large door in front of the user and open it. In addition, every time the book is opened, 1,000 doors around the universe will open, and the opposite will happen when it is closed. Inside the book are instructions on how to use powerful door magic in attacks.
Minicritted 16,500 damage to the Croach! Minicritted 12 Vord Keepers killed!
You shield yourself and TT!
Minicritted 19,500 damage to the Croach!
UNIVERSAL POWER: A modified version of Universal Aid that, upon Ubercharge, transmutes its target into Antiberium, an odd mix of antimatter and tiberium. This can be either helpful or harmful to the target, and no matter what is chosen, the tiberium will spread to anything the target touches, infecting it.
iAntimak && Quantum Gemerald = iQuantimak (Level 10: 1/11)
Winch && Electromagnet = Electrowinch (Level 2: 1/3)
Minicritted 10,500 damage to the Croach! Minicritted 8 Keepers killed!
+12,000 HP to the Bridge!
Bender's Gun deals an additional 5,000 damage to the Croach and kills 5 more Kepeers!
I'm sorry, I had to change your text color. It was barely readable otherwise.
Everyone, this is good advice. Even though the Queen is not targetable yet, she will be very soon. Once her and her bodyguard appears, attack them!
The Godmodder reluctantly realizes you're right, and he supposes another team-up could be in order... He grimaces and can almost hear gutza's brain realizing it can make another contract. He'll start rounding up troops to help.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 RAMPAGE - HIGH SCORE
15 Keepers killed! 10,000 damage to the Croach!
12 Keepers killed!
2 Vord Keepers killed!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 KEYBOARD - AMAZING ADVENTURES
You head to a secure bunker and begin thinking of even more ideas to put into your latest and greatest work. Deciding on incorporating this bugs into the story, you put hand to keyboard and type like the wind. After several minutes, you storm out of the bunker and show the Vord your literary masterpiece! While they are distracted by its... er... amazingness, you manage to blow them away with heavy artillery. 40 Vord Warriors killed!
9 Vord Keepers killed!
+1 HP to Isaac!
Happy birthday!
16 Vord Warriors killed!
20 Vord Keepers killed! 10 Vord Warriors killed!
You are protected from attack this turn!
All unfrozen entities take 6,000 damage! All frozen entities take 24,000 damage with the exception of Isaac, who somehow takes 2!
+3 HP and max HP to you!
The Vord Warriors are inflicted with Fear and Burning!
RPGVXACE = Chrono's Mom Poster (Level 1: 1/2)
6 Vord Keepers killed!
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => 1ST ESFB
You expend 6 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop.
Creating a rather large portal to the End, an elite team of Endermen armed to the teeth with armor and weaponry pop out: the supercharged 1st ESFB! Their smaller ranks have been summoned to the thread before, but this is the real deal! They righteously aggress the Vord Keepers and kill 30 of them!
4 Keepers killed! 4,000 damage to the Croach!
It summons one per turn, so it starts with one.
You use the Potion Supply, creating a Crit Potion that causes CogWynd's attack this turn to crit!
12 Keepers killed!
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of Takeover (1/2)
+5 HP to you!
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NUCLEAR WINTER
8,000 damage to the Croach!
The ships absconded straight after battle at near lightspeeds, not nearly enough time for you to fire the round! They were gone before you had a chance to blink... In addition, while you abscond quickly, the government makes note of your presence and realizes they now have two Descendants on the planet... Another craft drops from space and pursues you.
THE MEGADEATH: A rusted Keyblade that shimmers with the power of the Apocalypse. Its old and decrepit form do nothing in the hands of an unskilled user, but if the right person uses it, it becomes as new as it was when it was first forged and displays a large amount of almighty and time-based powers.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 1/11)
Ircucvci = Ircucvci (Level 8: 1/9)
13 Vord Keepers suicided! 5,000 damage to the Croach!
12 Keepers killed! They become Feared and Frozen! However, there are too many of them to be fully frozen, so they will still attack...
All AGs gain +2 HP and +2 max HP!
13 Vord Keepers killed!
Critted 18 Vord Keepers killed!
7,000 damage to the Croach!
ANIMATRONIC HEAD: A metal animatronic head. It seems to be alive.
16 Vord Warriors killed!
You inflict Wither and Burning on the Croach, but the Keepers then see your tactics and modify the Croach so that it won't be effected by Wither after this turn...
8,000 damage!
16 Vord Warriors killed!
BOTTLED ITEM-FUSION: A metal bottle that radiates party and fusion. Its contents seem to be a swirling electrified substance that, when splashed over two items, will cause them to fuse together not unlike the alchemy process.
3 Vord Keepers killed!
18 Vord Warriors killed!
12,000 damage to the Croach!
More Vord Warriors and Vord Keepers are summoned thanks to the Croach! However, the amount summoned isn't as much as last time since the Croach's HP is dwindling...! The Vord destroy the Aureus Sidus and the X-121 Carrier's minions! They then deal 10 damage to ManiacMasteR (killing him!), gutza, engie, pionoplayer, Crusher, and Serpent! They also deal 5 damage to Netpatham and Amperz4nd!
The Zombie Pigmen kill 12 Vord Warriors!
The Perfect Sphere deals 10,000 damage to the Croach! The Carrier uses Target Painter on the Croach, but finds it has no mooks that can target the target! The Peacekeepers rush it instead and deal a minicritted 6,000 damage to the Croach! Isaac uses Mega Bomb, dealing 20,000 damage to the Croach! CogWynd uses Motorized Claws, dealing a critted 20,000 damage to the Croach! It winds up by 10%, entering Normal Operations again! The Stone Golem and MTF Defender kill 65 Vord Warriors!
The Godmodder sees no use for the Chaos Shard and removes it... It has been inactive for a while anyway. He then wields the Blacklister and kills the Stone Golem, MTF Defender, and deals 1 damage to Isaac! Remembering Eric's words, he then takes out the Banhammer and kills 30 Vord Warriors and deals 30,000 damage to the Croach!
The Itinerary:
> All: Fend off the Vord Warriors and Keepers!
> All: Destroy the croach!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 2,566,500/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
ROUND 1: THE OVERWORLD
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 24/24. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 24/24. SHIELDED
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 14/24. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 24/24.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 24/24.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 4/24. SHIELDED
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 9/24. Regen: II Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 13/24. SHIELDED
Talist: [AG] HP: 24/24.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. SHIELDED
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/24.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 4/24.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 4/24.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 24/24. Has Armor. SHIELDED
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 15/24.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/24.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 24/24.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 24/24.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 7/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 14/23.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 1/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 11/20.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x712.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x394.) Fear: I Frozen: I More are summoned each turn.
Croach: [H] HP: 154,000/500,000. Wither: I Burned: I Constantly being repaired by Keepers.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 41,500/41,500/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 41,500/41,500/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 41,500/41,500/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 25,500/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 21,500/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 25,000/100,000 HP. Frozen: II Burned: II
X-121 Carrier: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 15,000/15,000. Armor: 1,000/1,000. Regenerates +1,500 Shields a turn. Inside the Sphere of Influence.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 21/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII Frozen: II Burned: II
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 120,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIII 45%. In Tentative mode.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 57.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII IN USE (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Sacred Items:
2 Hog Slop
13 Elf Tears
8 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 10/50 Actually you know what this has gone on long enough and i don't even care about this anymore, seeing as I have completely failed to get netpatham's goat. I just summon HEX in all his pseudomechanical glory with a ticking time bomb attached to him. He will detonate in the EOTB.
Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 4/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 3/9
Tetrixcalibur 10/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
>>The prospect of this universe being invaded by Vord...It would end EXTREMELY BADLY if they managed it. Too much technology for them to possess...
>>I suppose I ought to get myself a Minecraft account.
HEX has joined the server.
Netpatham: I pass HEX a duplicated pair of Origin Wands.
(Origin Wands x2 1/1)
Creation Pen 3/11
>>Ah, thank you.
>>I quickly materialize a spellcasting gun of intermediate-approximately 6, on a scale of 0-8, power, with infinite reconfigurability. At which point I flip it to Dragon's Breath and scorch the Croach and Vord.
>>At which point I duplicate that and toss it to Netpatham.
(Major Spellgun x2 1/1)
I open fire with a Gravitational Well spell, similar to the Red Matter Bomb attack prior to this one. Only it's intelligently targetting Vord and thicker Croach patches.
I'd like to ask why you think I'm trying to "interfere" with everything. Because I certainly do not view my actions as such and really don't get what's getting you so irritated, besides the whole attempting to circumvent the ban on HEX. Which has, prior to this, only happened out of Trifecta anyways, in roleplay behind the screen.
And it still isn't happening if it really mustn't-the actions are as easily taken by a solo account anyways. But seriously, I only released a challenge to Binary, similarly to engie. What happens after that is totally your call, although as EvE is not thing in DTG despite my current location there it kind of has to happen there instead of here.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
Medic Bot: 6/10
Quest to defeat Denizen: 6/25 I bring out my Sharpened Nail.
I try out my new weapon, first by hitting the croach with the claw, then the dentist drill, and then hammer a nail in to be kind!
I then ask, do I keep the Unwrinkler as a seperate weapon until I upgrade that itself with ||?
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
34:18=1.88...
25:1.88=13.29
Well, if +13 Max HP is overpowered, lets say its not as effective because egoism or something, aka not teamwork and Granger gets +7 Max HP?
/null
I jump smack the Vord Keepers.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (3/7)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (7/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (9/11)
> Charges
+2 MORE max HP to all AGs: 1/36
> Action: Mandatory Surprise Physics Test
(Assuming the tests will not get nulled by repetitiveness)
I unleash a physics test with my Testwriter on some of the Vord:
1. You are shot down by the principal (that's me) using Toxicide and are now unable to fly due to your methods of flying being dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid. You fall into a portal to an alternate universe and then off a cliff that is 4.000⋅103 light-years tall. Assuming that the portal is y = 0, you are flying 16 meters above the portal when you are shot down, once through the portal the gravitational constant G in the alternate universe is 6.673⋅108 (1000 times the gravitational constant on Minecraftia and Earth), Minecraftia and the alternate universe both have the same mass as Earth, terminal velocity on Minecraftia is 55 m/s and air resistance is nonexistent in the alternate universe only, find how long you have left to live before you hit the ground at relativistic speeds from your perspective. Account for relativistic effects.
2. You are thrown into an incinerator that is running at 50,000 K. Assuming that vord flesh burns up at 2000 K, you are at 300 K before being thrown in and the incinerator is kept at a constant 50,000 K regardless of any energy transfer that occurs between the incinerator and your body, calculate how long it takes for your flesh to burn.
3. You are permanently paralyzed and used as a fuse. A scientist slowly increases the voltage beginning from 1 V at t = 0 and slowly increases it at the rate of 1 A/s. Assuming you function as a resistor with a resistance of 1400 Ω and begin to burn at 2000 K, use the appropriate formula to calculate how long it takes for your body to begin burning assuming you start at a temperature of 300 K.
4. You are permanently paralyzed and used as a fuse. You are connected to a circuit that consists of 50,000,000 9-volt batteries in series and you. Assuming you start at the temperature of 300 K and no cooling occurs at all, how long will it take for you to begin burning? Assume that you function as a resistor with a resistance of 1400 Ω and begin to burn at 2000 K.
5. You are strapped to a wheel rotating at 7.38⋅1011 rpm at a radius of 0.40 m away from the center. The strap is then loosened, causing you to fly directly into the ground at an angle perpendicular to the ground. The wheel's center is located 1 m away from the ground. Ignoring air resistance and relativistic effects, how fast are you going when you hit the ground and die?
I wonder if I can successfully manufacture the Ultimum Atramentum. I doubt it will happen. That stuff is nigh-impossible to obtain in the best of situations.
I pull out the Half-Pure Elemink Vial, and look into it. Liquid Taint and Vis swirl within, mixed into a fine ink. The elemental properties of this thing are tangible. Quite odd, considering that the only thing mildly elemental in nature that went into this thing was some Salis Mundus, a binding reagent. I won't question it, actually. There is no need to further question the wiles of the alchemical system. Those wiles are frivolous. Granted, they are very useful. The differences between frivolity and grimness are staggering. Whichever. ANYWAYS, I continue to examine the vial, noting the similarities in energy values between it and the power of the White Ring. I proceed to point the vial at a large amount of Keepers. Immediately, and with a large amount of backup spells at work, I fire a bolt of pulsating white and black energy at the Vord. Metaphorical arcane fire dances in the epicenter of the blaze, accelerating towards the Keepers. Within a second, the blast strikes. Shockwaves of pure elemental power echo throughout the cosmos. And, by radiate, I mean that in the least impressive manner possible, as I doubt anyone outside of the Battlefield could call that tangible. I place the vial back into my inventory. Of course, this does not mark the end of my attack. I whip out Quasar's Nightcrawler. Holding the miniature black hole-tipped scepter, I mutter a few words, incoherent to the rest of the world. The black hole grows in size alarmingly fast, dragging in dust and liquid around it. Upon doing so, the black hole merely grows greater. I wait for several more seconds, watching the scepter annihilate the lighter things around me, my avatar not included, of course. That would be deserved, but not necessary. I point the Nightcrawler at the Vord, and manipulate their neurons with the gravitational pull of the black hole, as well as a spell. Their brains are suddenly filled with images of Twin. Upon viewing the sheer amazing-ness of the being in their brains, they promptly join our side, and attack their fellow Vord Keepers. In all seriousness, you are awesome, though! I don't think people tell you that enough. Using up a large chunk of your day for... this.
Anyhow, I watch the debacle unfold, and promptly kill as many non-allied Vord as I can.
GODCRAFT: WE NEED TO FOCUS THE CROACH DOWN BEFORE THE HEALER THINGIES CAN HEAL IT AGAIN. I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: BOOM HEADSHOT, TARGETING THE CROACH. DOES THAT THING EVEN HAVE A HEAD?
Teleporting over the landscape to Blue, I set up a reclining chair and sit in it about 5 meters to her right.
"Well, not much better here, I suppose. Ol' Godpants over there *indicates to Godmodder* set up a bunch of trials, and we've barely gotten through the second one a while ago. Currently, we're dealing with an invasion by the Vord, pretty much alien locusts. I, in a possibly misguided attempt to check the situation on Earth, have somehow gotten one of my drones captured, but in return, found out a little bit about what Binary's army of spaceships can do - oh, Binary has an army of spaceships, by the way. If you know a way to break Bedrock, now might be a time to install it into whatever ships you have. So, yeah, just a typical afternoon on Godcraft."
For some unexplainable reason, the drone is suddenly wearing a pair of sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt.
"Not exactly the best holiday spot at the moment, unless you're a fan of light shows, with the occasional death."
Mainframe: Files 80% downloaded. Personality traits confirmed. "Wait, what?" Stage 1 at 90% complete. "Woah, woah, WOAH! I never got to even look at the personality traits!" Project Manhattan 50% complete.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
And twin, its okay. I suppose the bright yellow text is a bit hard to read. Also, twin, the croach shouldn't be able to evolve and be modified, it takes a long time for that, on the other hand, being such a massive entity, debuff effects that do things other than increase damage dealt to it or deal damage outright shouldn't affect it. Such as wither preventing healing. Additionally, vord are immune to all mental effects. They aren't individuals, they are nothing more than hive-mind beings. The queens are immune to mental effects just flat-out because of their normal abilities, so take that into account. Hate to take away my own fear effects, but that's how the Vord work.
One last thing twin, fire attacks should do greatly increased damage. Not minicrits or crits, because that won't give us anywhere near the boost we seem to need, but like, just bump up the attack power of fire.
Finally, Erelye, mind messaging me for that conversation Eric wanted?))
Battlefield: Hank switches tactics, and switches his rockets out with incendiary ordinance, pulling out another rocket gatling, and performing Battle Technique Play' Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell; unleashing a massive fire storm of death and explosive destruction upon the croach.
Memo:
Okay, I'm back. Sorry if I missed anything on the memo, I'm trying to coordinate most of the server.
Be careful with nether portals, the vord seem to have overtaken the nether almost completely.
They're using it to sprout out pretty much everywhere in the server.
Anyways, you guys on the battlefield, you need to find your local queen and kill it.
This goes double for you guys, because the battlefield has something we don't want the vord to get.
Corpses. Thousands of them.
If the vord take the battlefield, every corpse, scrapped robot and so-forth gets Taken.
Try and look for a cave of some sort. The queen will be in the most defensible position she can find.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (4/7)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (8/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (10/11)
> Charges
+2 MORE max HP to all AGs: 2/36
> Action: 2F8D 225D 1045B
I pull out the Unicoder and queue three characters: ⺞と붃 (DEATH TO BUGS)
Suddenly, an M134 made entirely of coding energies appears and sprays liquid bug repellant at the Vord Keepers with perfect accuracy. I join in the spraying by spraying the (hopefully still supersized) Toxicide and all its predecessors in every mode possible at the croach if I have a shield or the Vord Keepers if I don't.
> 05 Action: The Book of Phobias - Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
I release a neurotoxin into the Vord swarm that gives the Vord as a whole extreme hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, but does nothing else. I then reel off: the full chemical name of titin (methonyl...isoleucine) (189,819 letters), the name of P45, or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters), the name of the Ancient Greek dish with 171 letters composed of 17 dishes (lopadotema...pterygon), the long nonce word from the Blah Story (I don't even know), James Joyce's pseudo-name for the thunder of the fall of Adam and Eve (bababada...nenthurnuk) and the fear of the number 666, or hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. This gets them so scared some of them die of shock.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter:3/9
Physics Cannon: 13/30
Nanogel Lightship: 3/4
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 5/25 (+2 from stronghammer)
iQuantimak: 2/11
Electrowinch: 2/3
==Actions==
Lothyra proposes another contract to the Godmodder. It's exactly the same as the previous one except that the forces of the Arrival and the Glitch have been replaced with the Vord. She then gathers some sacred items, READ SECTION 6, and fires iAntimak Carbine at an infested piece of land, destroying some Croach and killing some Vord. She then joins the memo.
universalAntimatist [UA] responded to memo.
CUA: Hello. I am Lothyra Silentread. I have proposed another contract to the Godmodder.
CUA: Also, hello Vriska. I have read about your "Paradox Space" thanks to the work of a man from Earth known as Andrew Hussie. Anyway,
awesomeAutomaton [AA] responded to memo.
CAA: Hello meatbags!
CUA: BENDER?!
CAA: Hey,
CAA: who the hell is this "anachridsGrip?"
CUA: :facepalm:
Bender fires Bender's Gun at some infested land, then uses Universal Power to heal the Perfect Sphere.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis