Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 11/11) Ire, today is your day.
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 11/11) Awww yisssss...
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 8/9)
MapleStory? I used to play that, and yes it's addicting. It's also known as basically an exercise in optimizing how many things you can kill as fast as possible to a truly mad extent, if I recall. I henceforth throw a chunk of Croach into MapleStory and attaching a huge EXP Bonus and Infinity +1 Loot (geared for the level) to simply hitting it. MapleStory is infamous (or was infamous) for it's...Ridiculous grinding, and optimization is basically 'how quickly can I kill mobs, and how much can I kill at once?' The end result is that millions of players are assailing the Croach chunk with a variety of weapons until it is dead. The Keepers watch this scene and suffer a truly epic mental breakdown just by watching it. The new Level 250 MapleStory players quickly seek a new challenge-and I offer one in the form of slaughtering Vord Keepers and Croach. As it turns out...They are very, very good at murdering Vord Keepers and destroying Croach. I then realize that retaliation is imminent, and use my newest Alchemies to create an impenetrable fortress around me and as many AGs as I can get. Naturally, it's made of Chairs and Doors. Locked Doors.
I finish off the barbecue by cutting off a giant hunk of the Croach and making croach burgers. It turns out to taste INCREDIBLY good, so to please the crowd I have to keep cutting more croach to make more burgers, I ultimately end up cutting it 2,000 times and making several billion burgers.
Now I just need to create the rest of the weapons...
Lothyra alchemizes iAntimak & Quantum Gemerald and Winch & Electromagnet.
Hey, what's with the whole "scorched earth" thing? Why is it so important?
Okay, let me explain. Most of the attacks we make are focused on a specific object. However, the Vord are a swarm of weak individuals, and the Croach is spread everywhere. Focused attacks aren't effective. We need attacks that can devastate a large area of land to fight swarms. Now, what can be a good scorched earth attack? Oh wait. I have a nuke. An antimatter nuke.
Lothyra then fires an Antimatter Nuke Station at an infested piece of terrain. It destroys an area of Croach as well as harming a massive group of Vord. Only some wasteland remains. She then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Power. Bender uses Bender's Gun to create a supercharged electric field in an infested area, destroying some Croach as well as harming some Vord. UU Prime fires his barrage cannon willy-nilly at anywhere that is infested.
Suddenly, everyone with access to electronics with pesterchum or really any sort of software that can receive text or sound based messages receives this message:
endangeredMultiverse began memo: Okay, I'm setting this up right here and now for any Godcraft-wide announcements that might need to be made. Anyone who attempts intimidation tactics with this message board will be banned and rendered unable to view this memo. So if you want to stay up-to-date when it comes to whatever latest thing is ravaging Godcraft or threatening the multiverse... I'd recommend not trying to abuse the fact that there's someone out there both capable of maintaining and willing to put up this entire thing. Anyway, as pretty much everyone has noticed, the server is drowning in green wax and huge black bugs. These things are called Vord, and I don't think I know of anything more dangerous. Name the worst type of infestation you can. Take every single answer that every single person on Godcraft has come up with, add them all together. And then multiply it by twelve. You've got a good idea of what a vord nest with a month uninterrupted is like. And some idiot let these things grow for... however long it is that they've been here. Whatever, solid numbers don't matter. Basically, we're all royally sCRewED unless we can figure out a way to kill these things. Here's the thing about vord, those swarms you're fighting? Unless you're in one of the few pockets on the north-eastern edge of the server where the vord seem to be concentrated... You're facing the work of a single queen. Under normal circumstances, the number of queens triples every week. But we got lucky, these vord have a genetic defect. Under normal conditions, all vord queens are equally capable of controlling their swarms in tandem with the others. Whoever our culprit is, they instilled some sort of loyalty to the high queen, and a corresponding system of rank. That is our only hope here. Of what I've seen, there are four ranks of queen out in the server at large, but that's small and we don't have enough time for monologues. The main point is; go for the most well-protected queens you can, those ones will be in charge, and killing them will take out all the vord under them. How will you be able to tell which ones are queens? They're the only ones that don't look like bugs. For some reason, they've taken on the shapes of adolescent females of the human species. For those of you wondering why that last bit is added in there, get with the program already. Anyways, be careful, the queens are incredibly fast, and capable of short-ranged psychic hallucination inducement. And on top of that, have started Taking the biggest, strongest thing they can find to use as a body guard. In terms of tactics, there are only a few things you need to know. PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING LINES, EVEN IF YOU'VE IGNORED WHAT I'VE SAID ABOVE!!! 1. Take down the queens at all cost. The other vord and taken stop being a threat as soon as their commanding queen dies, and it means absolutely nothing if you take out all of a swarm but the queen. It will take all of 12 hours to replenish it. 2. Takers. If you see little green centipede things a few inches in length, kill them. Those things will crawl in any open orifice of a corpse or living thing they can find and turn it into a zombie, but worse. Full muscle control and complete mastery of whatever powers they had before. They take a wizard apprentice? You now have an angry zombie doom mage on your hands. If someone falls in combat, destroy the body. Immediately. Unfortunately they've somehow figured out how to do this to machines as well, so robots and the like are to be considered team members in this case. 3. On that note; random wildlife is now to be treated as being taken vord carrying payloads of takers. For whatever reason they can't take the Minecraft mobs yet, but with how quickly vord normally evolve, that might have changed by the time you read this. 4. Scorch tactics. That waxy green stuff covering the landscape functions as the food and breeding grounds of the vord. Torch the stuff on sight. Keepers (the small spider-shaped ones) may bust out of it when you do, but that doesn't change one important fact: destroying the croach whole-sale is the only way you're gonna figure out where the queen is without being buried under new vord. 5. Team work. The one things vord cannot do is infiltrate. Takers are completely unable to communicate using their host organism's old functions with anything but other vord, and it takes a couple of years on average for shape-shifting vord to begin appearing, and it hasn't been that long yet, and this is a slow-maturing swarm anyways. Lucky for us. Anyways, anything that isn't part of a vord swarm is on your team. Don't harbor any delusions of being able to back-stab other people, its the quickest way to get eaten by giant bugs. There's going to be a rendezvous at some point in the near future, I'll give out the coordinates as soon as I get close enough to Godcraft proper to pin down where the vord are spilling from. That's pretty much going to be our only chance to avoid being eaten and turned into green glowing wax, so anyone who can make it there will want to. That being said, I've had a friend set up a sub-system of forums for most of you to comment on. I have left this message board open only to known participants in the main battlefield. Speaking of which, I have messages for a few of you: Richard: Don't start trolling, you are personally in danger from these things. It doesn't matter if you take damage from these things dying or some such nonsense, if you let those vord take over the server no amount of godmodding will protect you when they trace the signal back to your home universe. That's right, they universe hop. I'd recommend you start fiddling with the server code to get the terrors to stop targeting non-vord until this blows over. Additionally, I'd like for you to add any new significant members of the central battlefield fight I'm not aware of. I've been gone for a long time, and Aegis got cut out a good while ago. If you could, setting your AIs to keep the sub-forums of the panic-discussion in order would be nice too. Now is not a time for PettY backstabbing. Kalare: Special note for you, contact me personally as soon as you can. Kalare that's gone through his time-loop crap and whatnot. Everyone that might have friends who CAN get on Godcraft but aren't doing so yet: For the love of everything you hold dear, get them on as soon as possible. Once again, vord can universe jump, so even without everything that's been going on here, they will be perfectly capable of eating every universe in contact with Godcraft if they don't get destroyed. NOW. Fseftr: If you have any spare of those ships aegis was telling me about, call them in. Engie: If you can figure out a way to circumvent the OP Scale for long enough to get so much as a single targeted firing run off with the Mainframe, do it. Just be careful not to hit things that aren't bugs.
arachnidsGrip responded to memo: Where thegorillahave you 8een?!?!?!?! I'm sorry Vriska, I've been having troubles of my own. We've had the entiregorillaing incipisphere crashing down a8out our heads here! I know, I'm sorry! Look, can we discuss this later? Pro8a8ly not. I don't have time to open up a private memo, and I'm gonna 8e neck-deep in giantgorillaing 8ugs in a8out five minutes 8ecause these stupid things are trying to eat my city. I'm bringing the cavalry. Oh really? What thegorillado you plan to do against these things? I'm bringing something stupidly oversized that can get around the OP Scale because it got summoned under the normal rules and improved elsewhere. You remember the Preston Cole? Nope. Figured, basically its the biggest space-ship to ever shadow the face of Godcraft. Anyways, how long can you hold out? Depends on if we get another horde on our position within the next hour or so. Rather than the next fivegorillaing minutes. I already apologized! Geeze... I'll have aegis send in some of the auxiliary ships to give you some air support. Good. Now I have some extermin8ing to do. W8, hold on, I've got one thing to add to your 8ulletin 8oard: 8inary: I know you're watching, and so help me if you try and sa8otage this I will lead the vord straight to your little heck*-hole just to watch you scream. Electronic-8ased organisms don't do so well when 8eing taken. Either help us out, orgorillaoff. No8ody should 8e so stupid as to help out the universe-devouring swarm of mega locusts.
arachnidsGrip ceased responding to memo Okay, on that note; if anyone on the battlefield has some valuable information, let us know. Richard, if your bots find anything useful, let us know. This is not a good time to be fighting.
Hank looks at his PDA and just sits there. Wellgorilla. That's just wonderful.
Hank decides that its best to avoid getting caught in the main part of the swarm, so he whips out a flamethrower and a katana, and performs Rampage Lvl10: High Score on any vord that get close to where he is, with the added benefit of torching large portions of the croach.
Seeing people watch something on their respective screened devices, I pull out my Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles and watch the memo lines scroll by. After seeing that Eric's decided to just ignore me, i shrug, calmly take out the Monado, and calmly resume my descent into megadancevania. I slowly walk up to the enemies, then snap my fingers. Suddenly, a holographic grid appears on the Battlecroach, and music starts playing out of nowhere. The grid starts to light up with arrows, and I start the deadliest improvisational game of DDR ever. Elsewhere on Godcraft, a charismatic pumpkin farmer is tragically deprived of his pumpkins by some ugly green stuff. Angered, this warweary villein tales up the flag of revolution, and raises an army against these ugly bugs. Unfortunately, they look to be a bit far from the Battlefield. Maybe in a few turns. Anyways back to the Battlefield. It appears that I have murdered a large amount of Keepers, and the song's over. I then decide to transportalize up to my ship.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 9/50
Uh. Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 3/9
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 2/9
Tetrixcalibur 9/11
((What do you mean decided to just ignore you? Eric's just opened up the memo now, and you joined after he left Godcraft, but not before aegis stopped playing, so you don't have to wait for the godmodder to instate you into the memo. Just go ahead and respond to it))
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Amazing Adventures on the Vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x25, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 9/11
-Memo-
Negative. All standard military resources needed for ongoing galactic warfare.
All standard paramilitary resources needed for border patrol, internal security, or related activities.
No further resources available for deployment to Godcraft.
Current resources at location: 2 miniature satellite weapons, 1 nearly-unarmed civilian ship under manual control.
I wrap Rose's Thorn around a Keeper, mutating it into a shambling abomination with too many legs and mandibles. It goes rogue, attacking several other keepers before being terminated with a blast of amethyst fire from The End.
((At below: Happy birthday ninjatwist!))
Memo: Okay, fine. Dedicate those resources, but I'd like to point out that if we don't beat the vord here, your home galaxy gets eaten too?
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I calmly observe the memo. Then, I respond, briefly.
Very well. I can certainly burn things, and slay large amounts of Vord. Tell past me I said hello.
Actually, don't. I do not think it would be very wise.
Afterwards, I draw the Hazel Wand. Just like old times. I telekinetically blow nine Keepers off of their feet, instantly killing them via psionic shock. I swiftly point the wand at a Warrior. An arcane shockwave of unknown propensity and magnitude erupts from the bronze tip of the wand, arcing in a wave of distorted air towards the Vord in the area. The actual coloration of the blast is minimal, as the overall secrecy of the attack is most desirable if increase by a rather exponential magnitude. The wave of mildly distorted air arcs towards the Vord still, ringing with a portentous aura of esoteric and occult mysteries known to many in service of the Outer Gods. The blast cleaves through the mass of Vord, removing limbs and separating bodies all the same in a release of arcane magic. However, most importantly, it combusts. Violet flames spread across the Battlefield, burning all in sight, primarily the various types of goo spread out across the field of war, acting to annihilate as many Vord as it can, in as swift a manner as it can. I stare at the Vord, and promptly wave my wand. Plumes of inkfire, energy derived straight from the Abyss, burst from the ground. Liquid ink sprays about in a manner reminiscent of Sepulchritude. I infuse the ink with the Void. Immediately, the inert fluid transforms into a web of interlocking stars and gaseous clouds, becoming Nox. The fluid proceeds to levitate into the air, pulsating with the energy of the Void in a manner akin to an End Portal. As usual. Then, the Nox flows through the air, rapidly accelerating in the direction of the Vord. Within a moment, the stuff crashes into the swarm. Corrosive Nox sprays over the Vord, drenching eight or so Keepers most notably. Those Keepers immediately collapse to the ground. Slowly, they dissolve into an organic puddle of slime. Particularly effective for the prevention of resurrection, I must say. The inkfires continue to burn in the midst of the Battlefield. The inky flames singe, and eventually sear, the goo secreted by the Vord, destroying enough of it to function in a safe manner. I continue to fire blasts of aubergine light at the Vord. They pierce the creatures, shattering them into small chunks of carapace and flesh. Regardless of whether the Vord are actually composed of such things. Anyhow, I end my attack by directing my wand into the ground. Pikes of Voidmetal erupt from underneath three Keepers, and a Warrior. The near-indestructible metal pierces their bodies, and promptly skewers them, feeding on their fading vital signs. The effort required to create such a complex thing, however, is draining. Therefore, I cease my assault momentarily to rest for a few seconds.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth, and promptly flick them. A mass of tentacular Nightmare Fuel pours from the ground, and encompasses me, becoming a shield of sorts. This serves as my protection for the turn.
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Looking at the icy hell (literally) she unleashed, Granger puts down several huge speakers and grabs an microphone... Then she sings an very loud and agressive song. The bass is otherworldy, BOOM BOOM BOOM! This sends shockwaves trough the battlefield, damaging all entities for small damage and scattering the frozen entities for four times the damage the other entities suffered!
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Then she laughs at the Vord. "Swarms? Ahahaha, i got exactly the perfect thing for you then!" as she inflicts fear and burning on the Warriors.
Lastly she uses the HP-PLUS Kit to boost her own HPs permanently.
My Action: I get desperate, and activate Combat Operandi: 1st ESFB to destroy a large group of Vord Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: The entire population of SCP-569 is teleported inside the Vord Swarm. The sudden movements of the Vord Warriors in reaction to this aggravate them and cause them to attack the Vord Warriors.
Unknown Entity Action: Massive lightning bolts rain down, impacting several Vord Keepers with such strength that they are blasted down into the Croach with explosive force augmented by the electrical aspect of the lightning grounding itself through the Croach
Perfect Sphere Orders: If the Perfect Sphere is attacked, it reacts by scrambling AF Peacekeepers to distract the Vord Warriors and buy time to use its primary attack to disassemble as many Vord Warriors as possible.
X-121 Carrier Orders: If no one takes control of the carrier (SOMEONE TAKE CONTROL OF IT!!!), it's NPC pilot points out that it should start with its FULL complement of drones (that means 3 zlattes and 2 triads), then uses target painter on the Croach.
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I use the Potion Supply to make a crit potion and enhance CogWynd's attack power.
I wave the Staff of Ysera and make some Keepers explode into green flames.
Winded: 70%
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Fury +1
Wilson walks outside and cuts out a section of croach.
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = ??? 1/2
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 3/11
As Wilson goes back inside, his screen lights up and displays Eric's message. He wanted to help, but nobody was coming to his store.
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Noted. I will be orbital dropping along with some section of my forces in about five minutes, but the Anachron is not currently prepared for Exterminatus, so I cannot do as much as I'd like. Regardless, I have considerable resources in high-orbit, and my machines have no Taker-sized gaps that don't lead into an active nuclear reactor.}
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I call in an orbital drop of about four tonnes of health potions, then drink them all.
I Battle Technique: Nuclear Winter the nasty green wax!
Orbital drop 1/4!
Earth, Now:
The Unremarkable Man fires a single round after the ship carrying Engie's drone, primes and drops the various explosives about his person, then makes use of his remaining two shells to abscond with all possible speed. And we do mean as swiftly as is possible according to normal physics.
The ship never even notices the tiny impact of the adhesive slug against its hull, and the mimetic gel coating it will make it near-impossible to find later. The signal it broadcasts is on a heavily encrypted frequency not yet discovered by Earth's scientists, and does not experience lag in the same way as radiofrequency transmissions.
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 9/9) Cha-ching!
OK, I have a good feeling that if I go much further with the Keyblade it might turn to nothingness, so...Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
We (again) interrupt this broadcast to blatantly rip off from Piono even more. I type in Icrucvci into the code machine. Last I checked, this actually got Icrucvci. Icrucvci (Codex) = Icrucvci? (Level ?: 1/?)
I dupe my Wrench of Chair element once and give it to Ire. May you wield the power of chair like none have wielded it before!
With all of that said and done, I draw a bag of sawdust. As it happens, the Vorg happen to be aware of a really really good tactic involving sawdust, and it's so good they can't top it. It bends their minds, even their Queen's minds. The tactic is so good that several Vorg Keepers commit suicide immediately out of the fact that I know it too. I then burn it to create a campfire five meters away from the Croach. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my apparent stupidity. I then wield the campfire made of Sawdust to kill the Croach off even more. Yes, I am holding the Campfire in my bare hands. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my ability to break physics. I then give the Croach a crotch and kick the Croach in the Crotch, killing off a part of it. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my ability to give Croach a body part. I then question why the Vorg Keepers keep committing suicide. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my immense ignorance to the current situation. I then bathe the Croach and Keepers in magma. Several Vorg Keepers come back to life due to my sudden standardization. I then tell them to commit suicide again as the magma turns into white-hot gold which burns all the Vorg. The Vorg Keepers comply. With that, I do some Taker checking to make sure no Takers get up in AG units, destroy any I find, and then set up a barricade consisting of the chitin plating of fallen Keepers who committed suicide. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide in response.
I fire at the Croach with The Southern Tundra, freezing it over and blocking some of the Keepers' healing.
I then shield myself.
Mobile Turretcomputer 4/6
Turretchair -c Superamethyst-top 2/X
Guardian Spikes && Thuleprism 2/X
Long Live the Queen 31/40
Moose 12/20
Also, how do you charge up The Southern Tundra?
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 11/11) Ire, today is your day.
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 11/11) Awww yisssss...
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 8/9)
MapleStory? I used to play that, and yes it's addicting. It's also known as basically an exercise in optimizing how many things you can kill as fast as possible to a truly mad extent, if I recall. I henceforth throw a chunk of Croach into MapleStory and attaching a huge EXP Bonus and Infinity +1 Loot (geared for the level) to simply hitting it. MapleStory is infamous (or was infamous) for it's...Ridiculous grinding, and optimization is basically 'how quickly can I kill mobs, and how much can I kill at once?' The end result is that millions of players are assailing the Croach chunk with a variety of weapons until it is dead. The Keepers watch this scene and suffer a truly epic mental breakdown just by watching it. The new Level 250 MapleStory players quickly seek a new challenge-and I offer one in the form of slaughtering Vord Keepers and Croach. As it turns out...They are very, very good at murdering Vord Keepers and destroying Croach. I then realize that retaliation is imminent, and use my newest Alchemies to create an impenetrable fortress around me and as many AGs as I can get. Naturally, it's made of Chairs and Doors. Locked Doors.
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Universal Power: 11/11 Complete!
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Physics Cannon: 12/30
Nanogel Smartship -c Inertialess Reactor: 2/4
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 2/25
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Now I just need to create the rest of the weapons...
Lothyra alchemizes iAntimak & Quantum Gemerald and Winch & Electromagnet.
Hey, what's with the whole "scorched earth" thing? Why is it so important?
Okay, let me explain. Most of the attacks we make are focused on a specific object. However, the Vord are a swarm of weak individuals, and the Croach is spread everywhere. Focused attacks aren't effective. We need attacks that can devastate a large area of land to fight swarms. Now, what can be a good scorched earth attack? Oh wait. I have a nuke. An antimatter nuke.
Lothyra then fires an Antimatter Nuke Station at an infested piece of terrain. It destroys an area of Croach as well as harming a massive group of Vord. Only some wasteland remains. She then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Power. Bender uses Bender's Gun to create a supercharged electric field in an infested area, destroying some Croach as well as harming some Vord. UU Prime fires his barrage cannon willy-nilly at anywhere that is infested.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
endangeredMultiverse began memo:
Okay, I'm setting this up right here and now for any Godcraft-wide announcements that might need to be made.
Anyone who attempts intimidation tactics with this message board will be banned and rendered unable to view this memo.
So if you want to stay up-to-date when it comes to whatever latest thing is ravaging Godcraft or threatening the multiverse...
I'd recommend not trying to abuse the fact that there's someone out there both capable of maintaining and willing to put up this entire thing.
Anyway, as pretty much everyone has noticed, the server is drowning in green wax and huge black bugs.
These things are called Vord, and I don't think I know of anything more dangerous.
Name the worst type of infestation you can.
Take every single answer that every single person on Godcraft has come up with, add them all together.
And then multiply it by twelve.
You've got a good idea of what a vord nest with a month uninterrupted is like.
And some idiot let these things grow for... however long it is that they've been here.
Whatever, solid numbers don't matter.
Basically, we're all royally sCRewED unless we can figure out a way to kill these things.
Here's the thing about vord, those swarms you're fighting?
Unless you're in one of the few pockets on the north-eastern edge of the server where the vord seem to be concentrated...
You're facing the work of a single queen.
Under normal circumstances, the number of queens triples every week.
But we got lucky, these vord have a genetic defect.
Under normal conditions, all vord queens are equally capable of controlling their swarms in tandem with the others.
Whoever our culprit is, they instilled some sort of loyalty to the high queen, and a corresponding system of rank.
That is our only hope here.
Of what I've seen, there are four ranks of queen out in the server at large, but that's small and we don't have enough time for monologues.
The main point is; go for the most well-protected queens you can, those ones will be in charge, and killing them will take out all the vord under them.
How will you be able to tell which ones are queens?
They're the only ones that don't look like bugs.
For some reason, they've taken on the shapes of adolescent females of the human species.
For those of you wondering why that last bit is added in there, get with the program already.
Anyways, be careful, the queens are incredibly fast, and capable of short-ranged psychic hallucination inducement.
And on top of that, have started Taking the biggest, strongest thing they can find to use as a body guard.
In terms of tactics, there are only a few things you need to know.
PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING LINES, EVEN IF YOU'VE IGNORED WHAT I'VE SAID ABOVE!!!
1. Take down the queens at all cost. The other vord and taken stop being a threat as soon as their commanding queen dies, and it means absolutely nothing if you take out all of a swarm but the queen. It will take all of 12 hours to replenish it.
2. Takers. If you see little green centipede things a few inches in length, kill them. Those things will crawl in any open orifice of a corpse or living thing they can find and turn it into a zombie, but worse. Full muscle control and complete mastery of whatever powers they had before. They take a wizard apprentice? You now have an angry zombie doom mage on your hands. If someone falls in combat, destroy the body. Immediately. Unfortunately they've somehow figured out how to do this to machines as well, so robots and the like are to be considered team members in this case.
3. On that note; random wildlife is now to be treated as being taken vord carrying payloads of takers. For whatever reason they can't take the Minecraft mobs yet, but with how quickly vord normally evolve, that might have changed by the time you read this.
4. Scorch tactics. That waxy green stuff covering the landscape functions as the food and breeding grounds of the vord. Torch the stuff on sight. Keepers (the small spider-shaped ones) may bust out of it when you do, but that doesn't change one important fact: destroying the croach whole-sale is the only way you're gonna figure out where the queen is without being buried under new vord.
5. Team work. The one things vord cannot do is infiltrate. Takers are completely unable to communicate using their host organism's old functions with anything but other vord, and it takes a couple of years on average for shape-shifting vord to begin appearing, and it hasn't been that long yet, and this is a slow-maturing swarm anyways. Lucky for us. Anyways, anything that isn't part of a vord swarm is on your team. Don't harbor any delusions of being able to back-stab other people, its the quickest way to get eaten by giant bugs.
There's going to be a rendezvous at some point in the near future, I'll give out the coordinates as soon as I get close enough to Godcraft proper to pin down where the vord are spilling from. That's pretty much going to be our only chance to avoid being eaten and turned into green glowing wax, so anyone who can make it there will want to.
That being said, I've had a friend set up a sub-system of forums for most of you to comment on. I have left this message board open only to known participants in the main battlefield.
Speaking of which, I have messages for a few of you:
Richard: Don't start trolling, you are personally in danger from these things. It doesn't matter if you take damage from these things dying or some such nonsense, if you let those vord take over the server no amount of godmodding will protect you when they trace the signal back to your home universe. That's right, they universe hop. I'd recommend you start fiddling with the server code to get the terrors to stop targeting non-vord until this blows over. Additionally, I'd like for you to add any new significant members of the central battlefield fight I'm not aware of. I've been gone for a long time, and Aegis got cut out a good while ago. If you could, setting your AIs to keep the sub-forums of the panic-discussion in order would be nice too. Now is not a time for PettY backstabbing.
Kalare: Special note for you, contact me personally as soon as you can. Kalare that's gone through his time-loop crap and whatnot.
Everyone that might have friends who CAN get on Godcraft but aren't doing so yet: For the love of everything you hold dear, get them on as soon as possible. Once again, vord can universe jump, so even without everything that's been going on here, they will be perfectly capable of eating every universe in contact with Godcraft if they don't get destroyed. NOW.
Fseftr: If you have any spare of those ships aegis was telling me about, call them in.
Engie: If you can figure out a way to circumvent the OP Scale for long enough to get so much as a single targeted firing run off with the Mainframe, do it. Just be careful not to hit things that aren't bugs.
arachnidsGrip responded to memo:
Where the gorilla have you 8een?!?!?!?!
I'm sorry Vriska, I've been having troubles of my own.
We've had the entire gorillaing incipisphere crashing down a8out our heads here!
I know, I'm sorry!
Look, can we discuss this later?
Pro8a8ly not.
I don't have time to open up a private memo, and I'm gonna 8e neck-deep in giant gorillaing 8ugs in a8out five minutes 8ecause these stupid things are trying to eat my city.
I'm bringing the cavalry.
Oh really? What the gorilla do you plan to do against these things?
I'm bringing something stupidly oversized that can get around the OP Scale because it got summoned under the normal rules and improved elsewhere.
You remember the Preston Cole?
Nope.
Figured, basically its the biggest space-ship to ever shadow the face of Godcraft.
Anyways, how long can you hold out?
Depends on if we get another horde on our position within the next hour or so.
Rather than the next five gorillaing minutes.
I already apologized! Geeze...
I'll have aegis send in some of the auxiliary ships to give you some air support.
Good.
Now I have some extermin8ing to do.
W8, hold on, I've got one thing to add to your 8ulletin 8oard:
8inary: I know you're watching, and so help me if you try and sa8otage this I will lead the vord straight to your little heck*-hole just to watch you scream. Electronic-8ased organisms don't do so well when 8eing taken.
Either help us out, or gorilla off. No8ody should 8e so stupid as to help out the universe-devouring swarm of mega locusts.
arachnidsGrip ceased responding to memo
Okay, on that note; if anyone on the battlefield has some valuable information, let us know.
Richard, if your bots find anything useful, let us know. This is not a good time to be fighting.
Hank looks at his PDA and just sits there.
Well gorilla.
That's just wonderful.
Hank decides that its best to avoid getting caught in the main part of the swarm, so he whips out a flamethrower and a katana, and performs Rampage Lvl10: High Score on any vord that get close to where he is, with the added benefit of torching large portions of the croach.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 9/50
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Tetrixcalibur 9/11
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I slice up the Croach into bits and throw them into an incinerator.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Amazing Adventures on the Vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x25, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 9/11
-Memo-
Negative. All standard military resources needed for ongoing galactic warfare.
All standard paramilitary resources needed for border patrol, internal security, or related activities.
No further resources available for deployment to Godcraft.
Current resources at location: 2 miniature satellite weapons, 1 nearly-unarmed civilian ship under manual control.
I wrap Rose's Thorn around a Keeper, mutating it into a shambling abomination with too many legs and mandibles. It goes rogue, attacking several other keepers before being terminated with a blast of amethyst fire from The End.
I then heal Isaac.
Mobile Turretcomputer 5/6
Turretchair -c Superamethyst-top 3/X
Guardian Spikes && Thuleprism 3/X
Long Live the Queen 32/40
Goose 13/20
Happy birthday Ninjatwist!
Memo:
Okay, fine.
Dedicate those resources, but I'd like to point out that if we don't beat the vord here, your home galaxy gets eaten too?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 2/3
Unholy Assault: 14/50
Orbit Control: 39/50
I fire fully automatic Party Noise Makers at the Vords.
Sword Damage: 142K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I calmly observe the memo. Then, I respond, briefly.
Very well. I can certainly burn things, and slay large amounts of Vord. Tell past me I said hello.
Actually, don't. I do not think it would be very wise.
Afterwards, I draw the Hazel Wand. Just like old times. I telekinetically blow nine Keepers off of their feet, instantly killing them via psionic shock. I swiftly point the wand at a Warrior. An arcane shockwave of unknown propensity and magnitude erupts from the bronze tip of the wand, arcing in a wave of distorted air towards the Vord in the area. The actual coloration of the blast is minimal, as the overall secrecy of the attack is most desirable if increase by a rather exponential magnitude. The wave of mildly distorted air arcs towards the Vord still, ringing with a portentous aura of esoteric and occult mysteries known to many in service of the Outer Gods. The blast cleaves through the mass of Vord, removing limbs and separating bodies all the same in a release of arcane magic. However, most importantly, it combusts. Violet flames spread across the Battlefield, burning all in sight, primarily the various types of goo spread out across the field of war, acting to annihilate as many Vord as it can, in as swift a manner as it can. I stare at the Vord, and promptly wave my wand. Plumes of inkfire, energy derived straight from the Abyss, burst from the ground. Liquid ink sprays about in a manner reminiscent of Sepulchritude. I infuse the ink with the Void. Immediately, the inert fluid transforms into a web of interlocking stars and gaseous clouds, becoming Nox. The fluid proceeds to levitate into the air, pulsating with the energy of the Void in a manner akin to an End Portal. As usual. Then, the Nox flows through the air, rapidly accelerating in the direction of the Vord. Within a moment, the stuff crashes into the swarm. Corrosive Nox sprays over the Vord, drenching eight or so Keepers most notably. Those Keepers immediately collapse to the ground. Slowly, they dissolve into an organic puddle of slime. Particularly effective for the prevention of resurrection, I must say. The inkfires continue to burn in the midst of the Battlefield. The inky flames singe, and eventually sear, the goo secreted by the Vord, destroying enough of it to function in a safe manner. I continue to fire blasts of aubergine light at the Vord. They pierce the creatures, shattering them into small chunks of carapace and flesh. Regardless of whether the Vord are actually composed of such things. Anyhow, I end my attack by directing my wand into the ground. Pikes of Voidmetal erupt from underneath three Keepers, and a Warrior. The near-indestructible metal pierces their bodies, and promptly skewers them, feeding on their fading vital signs. The effort required to create such a complex thing, however, is draining. Therefore, I cease my assault momentarily to rest for a few seconds.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth, and promptly flick them. A mass of tentacular Nightmare Fuel pours from the ground, and encompasses me, becoming a shield of sorts. This serves as my protection for the turn.
EVOLUTIL = De-Evolutioninator (Level 10) 4/11
25/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
21/25 Zapinator (Item)
25/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Looking at the icy hell (literally) she unleashed, Granger puts down several huge speakers and grabs an microphone... Then she sings an very loud and agressive song. The bass is otherworldy, BOOM BOOM BOOM! This sends shockwaves trough the battlefield, damaging all entities for small damage and scattering the frozen entities for four times the damage the other entities suffered!
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Then she laughs at the Vord. "Swarms? Ahahaha, i got exactly the perfect thing for you then!" as she inflicts fear and burning on the Warriors.
Lastly she uses the HP-PLUS Kit to boost her own HPs permanently.
INVENTORY
I Punch in RPGVXACE into the HoloPad Codex. I then proceed to place down Ignis Imbued Fire to burn down the world (and the Vord)
Alchemies:
Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (5/6)
24/30 Guardian Orbs
12/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I get desperate, and activate Combat Operandi: 1st ESFB to destroy a large group of Vord Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: The entire population of SCP-569 is teleported inside the Vord Swarm. The sudden movements of the Vord Warriors in reaction to this aggravate them and cause them to attack the Vord Warriors.
Unknown Entity Action: Massive lightning bolts rain down, impacting several Vord Keepers with such strength that they are blasted down into the Croach with explosive force augmented by the electrical aspect of the lightning grounding itself through the Croach
Perfect Sphere Orders: If the Perfect Sphere is attacked, it reacts by scrambling AF Peacekeepers to distract the Vord Warriors and buy time to use its primary attack to disassemble as many Vord Warriors as possible.
X-121 Carrier Orders: If no one takes control of the carrier (SOMEONE TAKE CONTROL OF IT!!!), it's NPC pilot points out that it should start with its FULL complement of drones (that means 3 zlattes and 2 triads), then uses target painter on the Croach.
I use the Potion Supply to make a crit potion and enhance CogWynd's attack power.
I wave the Staff of Ysera and make some Keepers explode into green flames.
Winded: 70%
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Wilson walks outside and cuts out a section of croach.
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = ??? 1/2
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 3/11
As Wilson goes back inside, his screen lights up and displays Eric's message. He wanted to help, but nobody was coming to his store.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Noted. I will be orbital dropping along with some section of my forces in about five minutes, but the Anachron is not currently prepared for Exterminatus, so I cannot do as much as I'd like. Regardless, I have considerable resources in high-orbit, and my machines have no Taker-sized gaps that don't lead into an active nuclear reactor.}
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I call in an orbital drop of about four tonnes of health potions, then drink them all.
I Battle Technique: Nuclear Winter the nasty green wax!
Orbital drop 1/4!
Earth, Now:
The Unremarkable Man fires a single round after the ship carrying Engie's drone, primes and drops the various explosives about his person, then makes use of his remaining two shells to abscond with all possible speed. And we do mean as swiftly as is possible according to normal physics.
The ship never even notices the tiny impact of the adhesive slug against its hull, and the mimetic gel coating it will make it near-impossible to find later. The signal it broadcasts is on a heavily encrypted frequency not yet discovered by Earth's scientists, and does not experience lag in the same way as radiofrequency transmissions.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 9/9) Cha-ching!
OK, I have a good feeling that if I go much further with the Keyblade it might turn to nothingness, so...Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
We (again) interrupt this broadcast to blatantly rip off from Piono even more. I type in Icrucvci into the code machine. Last I checked, this actually got Icrucvci. Icrucvci (Codex) = Icrucvci? (Level ?: 1/?)
I dupe my Wrench of Chair element once and give it to Ire. May you wield the power of chair like none have wielded it before!
With all of that said and done, I draw a bag of sawdust. As it happens, the Vorg happen to be aware of a really really good tactic involving sawdust, and it's so good they can't top it. It bends their minds, even their Queen's minds. The tactic is so good that several Vorg Keepers commit suicide immediately out of the fact that I know it too. I then burn it to create a campfire five meters away from the Croach. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my apparent stupidity. I then wield the campfire made of Sawdust to kill the Croach off even more. Yes, I am holding the Campfire in my bare hands. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my ability to break physics. I then give the Croach a crotch and kick the Croach in the Crotch, killing off a part of it. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my ability to give Croach a body part. I then question why the Vorg Keepers keep committing suicide. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide out of my immense ignorance to the current situation. I then bathe the Croach and Keepers in magma. Several Vorg Keepers come back to life due to my sudden standardization. I then tell them to commit suicide again as the magma turns into white-hot gold which burns all the Vorg. The Vorg Keepers comply. With that, I do some Taker checking to make sure no Takers get up in AG units, destroy any I find, and then set up a barricade consisting of the chitin plating of fallen Keepers who committed suicide. More Vorg Keepers commit suicide in response.
EVOLUTIL = De-Evolutioninator (Level 10) 5/11
22/25 Zapinator (Item)
Granger fires into the Vord Keepers with the Antipolar Autobow. She also inflicts fear and frozen on them using The Painchimer.
INVENTORY