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Whoops, I missed a turn here. I've been too busy making flying minecarts and enderpearl Gatling guns for my map. Hopefully I'll be able to add some to the DTGwiki later.
Hey, lets be nice here. I don't blame Blazefiend for not "paying attention". This game has almost 1000 pages, which makes 20,000 posts, so where do you start? Also, he did say the beans were made by a god, not that he was a god himself. And, even if he said hes a god, whats the big deal? Engie is practically screaming that he's a god from the mountain tops. We're all gods here, so whats the deal of another one join?
BlazeFiend, let me try to help you out with starting.
First of all, start off by ignoring everyone, including me if you want. (but not TwinBuilder of course). Just do your own thing while you get a feel for the game. Attack some things, do some stuff, maybe get the framework for a backstory going. Once you feel more comfortable with the game, you can try some RP interactions with other players. Although, the game is ending fairly soon so I'm not sure how much time you'll have for that.
Second, you're only allowed 3 posts per turn. A turn is the space in between TwinBuilder's updates.
Third, start some longer term investments. What I mean is that you can start some charges by saying "I start charging X 1/Y" X can be either a super attack or some character to summon into the fight and Y can be any number between 5 and 50. Increment the charge by 1 every time you post and release it all at the end. Or, you can make yourself some better items via alchemy. Just say [Item A] && [Item B] && [Item C] && etc. = ??? 1/? TwinBuilder will tell you what it will make and how long it will take. You don't need to spend any time collecting the items and they can be basically anything, from sand to stuffed animals to star dust. You can also use || to get the function of one item onto the form of another. There's tons of other stuff you can do with alchemy, like the garage, the Dune, the loom, and more. There's a link to the Forge thread on the first post, check that out for more info.
Charges: 4/50 + 17/50
I try the Glitch Wrench and do something horrible to DMK. The keepers.
Cogwynd uses Motorized Claws on the Croach.
Winded: 70% (+10% -5% from players.) BTW: The way I designed CogWynd is that it wants to be in any state other than normal operations. So right now, try to wind CogWynd up rather than down. Once it goes all the way around back to 0% winded, then CogWynd wants to stay wound down.
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Fury +2
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist II && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 2/11
Can I at least get an idea of what it does? Is it essentially going to be another lvl 10 weapon that has to be duplicated every time its used?
Wilson looks outside to see the massive cloud of Vord and shudders. He still has an aversion to spiders, and that translated somewhat to bugs in general. He had always hated them. Well, not always. But close to that. He went back inside. Even though his vision had fully recovered, he didn't want to get tangled up in all this, especially when it would probably kill him. There was a fine line between being a hero and being an idiot. And here, the reward wasn't quite great enough to justify the risk.
Tetrifiers > Very Fine Origin Wands 9/10
NEW Bug Spray && Widow's Inferno = ??? 2/??
NEW Bringer && Life Essence = ??? 1/??
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I use the BRINGER to BRING the DOOMBRINGER and HOPEBRINGER to the VORD KEEPERS stealthily, and then I BRING the DOOMBRINGER and HOPEBRINGER out to BRING some pain down on them!
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On the whole edging into the game thing, I think I share Generic's position on the matter. Assuming I am correct in saying that I am one of the most influential players, that is. But, I have been horribly wrong about myself before.
I examine my rather extensive ink collection. Bottled Void Visink, White Elixir, Squid Pro Quo, Black Elixir, Liquid Nest, and Half-Pure Elemink varieties, to be specific. The weaponization of such a diverse community of substances shall be a trivial affair, unless I am mistaken. As such, I pour approximately three drops of each type of liquid into a vial. Upon doing so, I fuse the six types (eighteen drops of ink) together with esoteric power. Before doing so, however, I activate the Black Ring. This band appears to be directly connected to the Inky Abyss. I place the six bottles back into my inventory, and examine the mixed vial. Quite the spectacular sight. A mass of dark-colored liquid occasionally bubbling with the essence of the Void. Of course, the Void, and the Abyss in particular, is renown for its corrosiveness in general. Merely existing within that level of a game world dissolves you, killing the mundane in seconds. I separate the liquid into eighteen equal drops once more within the vial, noting how the liquid is akin to a potent form of Liquid Death. Perhaps those that touch this liquid will be condemned to an eternity in utter oblivion, without existence. Or perhaps it will be a far more gruesome spectacle. I would not mind, as it would serve to be enlightening. Hah. I instantaneously teleport the eighteen drops of toxic substance into eighteen different Keepers instantaneously. The liquid trickles down their internal body, and kills them almost immediately. I watch in some sort of curiosity on the structure of the Vord, noting it through arcane methods. As an afterthought, I use the Brainswitcher on those eighteen Keepers, if they survived the initial toxicity and and corrosiveness of the abyss-infused ink. Yog-Sothoth would likely accept their minds readily. It is not as if this is the first time I've sacrificed some form of my opposition's life energy to him.
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I return to the common area several hours later, after gathering my thoughts. Sepulchritude was indeed amazing, but there was no need for me to nearly cry over it. But, I digress. It is nearly midnight. Oddly, there are still two people present. I sit back at my computer, and look around. Virnul, who sits five chairs away, and Araeva, who sits relatively nearby him. And, by relatively, I mean seven chairs away. Virnul abruptly sighs, exits his coding session, and leans back. I raise my eyebrows at him.
I could have messed up much more spectacularly. My computer could have blown up.
I'll never know how you do that. It's quite... cool.
Coming from the person who openly says that being cool is stupid, that's HILARIOUS.
... Yes, you're right. In that case, it's very...
Idiotic.
Mhm.
Hold on. Just let me load it up again. Even though that's the definition of insanity.
Virnul straightens back up, clicks an icon on his desktop, and tensely waits. Just as a tab pops up, he types something in, and then relaxes, slightly. I get back to my research, and everything is silent, for several seconds. Then, suddenly, Araeva throws her arms into the air. Virnul and I exchange looks, both of surprise. Then, he gets up, and strides over.
What's so important?
I figured it out!
What?
What?
She looks over to Virnul, a smile one her face.
Remember when you set the Viewport up for me?
Yeah...
Well, I looked around the Ring with it, and I've figured out why we're still alive.
What do you mean?
I mean why the demon hasn't killed us all yet. We have been stationary for about three months.
Upon hearing this, I leap out of my seat, and stride to where the two are currently present. Araeva's Viewport tab shows a dark cathedral quite clearly in a dream bubble. Araeva zooms in, to rest upon a singular room. In the room, there is a very large amount of nothing. Gothic architecture, and a singular object of interest beyond that. A small pedestal composed of stone, with a curious object levitating upon it. A scepter fashioned of Voidmetal, in a style akin to Emerald Nova. However, instead of a model(?) of the Green Sun upon the apex of the tool, there is an inert-looking sphere of tinted orchid glass. The scepter spins lazily above the pedestal.
What is that?
What does it look like? Obviously, it's a dagger. Aheh.
Hah. We both know what I meant.
Evidently: why is it special?
That's better. It's an extremely powerful weapon. Supposedly, it can kill English.
What do you mean by supposedly?
Is is because nobody has ever attacked him with it?
Yes.
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Welcome to the game, Blazefiend! I third the various advice throw your way, and would like to add: Just because you tried to make something loophole-less, does not mean it'll work. If you block every possible way of stopping something via "I said so", it'll either get stomped by the OP scale, or nommed by the godmodder and his friend B.A. Nhammer.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I summon an entire mountain of golden apples, then eat them all, healing myself and providing regen!
> Alchemies
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (COMPLETE YEAAAAAAH)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (4/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (6/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 30/34, +2 from Tazz
> 05 Action: Anomalous Field Shield
I originwand up a one-way sign in front of me and Cobalt. The one-way sign points away from us and has an area of effect that ranges from 10 meters in front of us to 50 meters in front of us. If anything tries to move opposite to the one way sign in its region of effect, it discovers that it is unable to.
> Action: The Cobalt Shade Corporation's Conlang from Hell
I force the Vord Keepers to read out a complicated text written in a script I made up just now. The script is syllabic and has 500,000 individual syllables. The language the script is written in has pretty much every sound with an IPA symbol, including those with diacritics, and has three levels of rhoticity, unaspirated voiced plosives, several sounds that no organism even with a nonstandard mouth can pronounce, several different null consonants, ten types each of rising and falling tones, several null onset symbols and, worst of all, it has to be sung as a song that has notes outside of the human hearing range, going from 55 Hz to 28160 Hz, not including the tones. Then, they must explain to me exactly what the song means with no knowledge of the complex original never-before-seen conlang with no cognates, not even false ones, with any other language that the text is written in.
If at any point they get the pronunciation of the language wrong or if they answer incorrectly, I shoot as many of them down as I can with the (hopefully still supersized) Toxicide, then fire on the croach with it as well as punishment. It turns out that there is no correct pronunciation of the language as I can just say that their attempts are wrong, so by the end of this many of the Vord Keepers are dead and the croach is badly damaged by fluoroantimonic acid... and on fire from chlorine trifluoride... and contaminated with ebola.
> Author's Note
The editor duplicated my post and broke the vertical spacing. EDITOR, Y U DO DIS?
Earth, entering Space: "...That could have gone better. Oh well, at least I know what those things can do now. And, from the look of it, my temporary comrade wasn't caught. Actually, the fact that I'm here could be seen as a good thing, depending on the perspective. What better place to see what the enemy is doing than from inside their ranks themselves? Hmm. I should do a rap song when I'm out of here. Yeah... Country rap, perhaps? That could work. But I need to think of the lyrics quickly, or improvise. Probably the latter."
BATTLEFIELD: ARCHANGEL COSTS PIE FILLING, DOESN'T IT? WELL THEN, I RESUPPLY THE PIE FILLING SUPPLIES, THEN TRY ARCHANGEL AGAIN. STILL TARGETING THE CROACH.
"Hello, Blue. Hello, Red. What brings you two here? Normally you're all up in that galaxy of yours, where it's not full of over a dozen powerful but incompetent people tripping over each other in an attempt to kill or help a single guy, the sound of things dying, and alien locusts."
Mainframe: Entity body 100% complete. Stage 1 80% complete. Files 70% downloaded. Project Manhattan 25% complete. Please confirm you wish to save BIGPROBLEMS.video... Confirmed. Video saved. Send email to: All contacts? (Read: every one of you people who has some form of technology) Please confirm... Confirmed. Sending email...
Email: We've got problems. Big problems. Whatever Binary is playing at here, he seems serious.
Attachments: BIGPROBLEMS.video (Play video? Yes/No)
Omegalchemy:
True Rapture AND Victor's Spoils AND Oblivion
The most overpowered weapon ever to be dreamt up in DTG. Possibly including the future, but I doubt it.
((And to everyone else: I TOLD YOU GUYS YOU'D HATE ME!!!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHACOUhhHACKhack. *cough* Okay, seriously. I've dropping hints about this bit since Act 2, please tell me someone was expecting or at least worried about this. Also, that is an awesome drawing twin. @serpent: Okay... but there can't be any interaction required of the others because the Preston Cole reaches the universe of Minecraft next round.))
To everyone wondering where the Vord are from, they are from the fantasy series: Codex Alera.
Hank looks out over the hordes of giant bugs and twitches. This is bad...
Hank uses Rampage Lvl5: Killstreak (increased effectiveness against hordes) on the vord warriors
Preston Cole, 50 hours after the intermission stuff serpent hasn't gotten to finish up yet:
The ship finally passes into the sphere of influence of Minecraft.
There is a subtle jump as Eric's wards shift to account for the changes in the laws of physics.
He turns to those around him. Okay, you all know what to do. Kalare, its my understanding that even though you never told me, you have a stable timeloop to fulfill. If you want to do that, you'd better head back now, we've got nasty things waiting for us.
Eric turns to the others. The rest of you, be very careful, we won't be reaching the Godcraft proper itself, but we can actually see what's going on again. Astria, I want you to log into your minecraft account and see what the heck is going on with the vord. I'm going to see if we've gotten close enough that piono's blocks aren't going to stop us any more. We've got some bugs to squash.
> Alchemies
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (1/?) (Search "Dinner Blaster" on YouTube if you want to see the reference for this.)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (5/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (7/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 31/34, no assists
> Action: Take Mays Out x Keel Over and Die
I pull out the Billy Bazooka.
MaysMaysMaysMaysMaysMaysMaysMays
I load the Billy Bazooka to the sound of a million Billy Mayses singing in a YTPMV chorus...
Suicide Putty!
I fire the Billy Bazooka at the croach if I have a shield, or the Vord Keepers if I don't.
Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me...
I switch to the Plumsgun and with a resounding
KEEL OVER AND DIE.
I fire at the croach or the Vord Keepers, deciding in the same way as with the Billy Bazooka.
Finally, I switch to Toxicide, with the sound of Michael Rosen and Billy Mays resonating throughout the Battlefield...
Toxic fumes, killing you instantly! That's the power, of...
and I fire the supersized acid gun at the Vord Keepers, killing some of them...
NOOOOoooooOOooo BREATHING!
and with a final shot I release an acid shot that strikes a Vord Keeper or two... or three, killing some of them...
Email: We've got problems. Big problems. Whatever Binary is playing at here, he seems serious.
Attachments: BIGPROBLEMS.video (Play video? Yes/No)
>>We would help but apparently we still do not exist.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I hold the amazing NATIONAL VORD BARBECUE FEST! Millions of players show up, and everyone hunts down tons of Vord keepers and brings them to me, where I burn them to a crisp on the "World's most Painful Grilltm". Afterwards, everyone gets delicious Vord burgers!
Lothyra alchemizes Nanogel Smartship -c Inertialess Reactor, then begins calling in an ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT, because I think that scorched earth is the best way to fight an enemy like the Vord. Help me charge this, guys.
Orbital Bombardment: 1/25
Bender uses Supercell on some Vord Keepers (again, scorched earth). UU Prime slices some Keepers with his Twin Energon Blades, which does extra damage because it has the word "Twin" in it.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses the potion airdropper on the next six attacks against the vord.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x23, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 8/11
-Battlefield-
Hello, engie. It's a bit of a long story, but I'm not doing anything, I suppose.
I've gone to great lengths to hide my identity. Somehow, some of my enemies found out who I am.
As you might expect, because of the hidden identity, I am hardly well known. That means I wouldn't be missed, if I were to... disappear.
The entire galaxy is too risky to stay in, considering the influence and power of those enemies.
Hence, I fled to Godcraft a couple of weeks ago. I've stayed away from the battlefield until now because it's hardly the safest place either.
Red's also at risk, but not nearly as much due to his high profile, not to mention the whole mage thing. He's really just here because I didn't want to spend a couple months alone on this hellhole of a planet.
I think that about covers it. And how have you been?
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Hey, lets be nice here. I don't blame Blazefiend for not "paying attention". This game has almost 1000 pages, which makes 20,000 posts, so where do you start? Also, he did say the beans were made by a god, not that he was a god himself. And, even if he said hes a god, whats the big deal? Engie is practically screaming that he's a god from the mountain tops. We're all gods here, so whats the deal of another one join?
BlazeFiend, let me try to help you out with starting.
First of all, start off by ignoring everyone, including me if you want. (but not TwinBuilder of course). Just do your own thing while you get a feel for the game. Attack some things, do some stuff, maybe get the framework for a backstory going. Once you feel more comfortable with the game, you can try some RP interactions with other players. Although, the game is ending fairly soon so I'm not sure how much time you'll have for that.
Second, you're only allowed 3 posts per turn. A turn is the space in between TwinBuilder's updates.
Third, start some longer term investments. What I mean is that you can start some charges by saying "I start charging X 1/Y" X can be either a super attack or some character to summon into the fight and Y can be any number between 5 and 50. Increment the charge by 1 every time you post and release it all at the end. Or, you can make yourself some better items via alchemy. Just say [Item A] && [Item B] && [Item C] && etc. = ??? 1/? TwinBuilder will tell you what it will make and how long it will take. You don't need to spend any time collecting the items and they can be basically anything, from sand to stuffed animals to star dust. You can also use || to get the function of one item onto the form of another. There's tons of other stuff you can do with alchemy, like the garage, the Dune, the loom, and more. There's a link to the Forge thread on the first post, check that out for more info.
Charges: 4/50 + 17/50
I try the Glitch Wrench and do something horrible to
DMK. The keepers.Cogwynd uses Motorized Claws on the Croach.
Winded: 70% (+10% -5% from players.) BTW: The way I designed CogWynd is that it wants to be in any state other than normal operations. So right now, try to wind CogWynd up rather than down. Once it goes all the way around back to 0% winded, then CogWynd wants to stay wound down.
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist II && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 2/11
Can I at least get an idea of what it does? Is it essentially going to be another lvl 10 weapon that has to be duplicated every time its used?
Wilson looks outside to see the massive cloud of Vord and shudders. He still has an aversion to spiders, and that translated somewhat to bugs in general. He had always hated them. Well, not always. But close to that. He went back inside. Even though his vision had fully recovered, he didn't want to get tangled up in all this, especially when it would probably kill him. There was a fine line between being a hero and being an idiot. And here, the reward wasn't quite great enough to justify the risk.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
NEW Bug Spray && Widow's Inferno = ??? 2/??
NEW Bringer && Life Essence = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I use the BRINGER to BRING the DOOMBRINGER and HOPEBRINGER to the VORD KEEPERS stealthily, and then I BRING the DOOMBRINGER and HOPEBRINGER out to BRING some pain down on them!
The Zombie Pigmen attack the Vord Warriors!
X-VIRUS 2/20
X-PLAGUE 2/30
X-EXTINCTION 2/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
On the whole edging into the game thing, I think I share Generic's position on the matter. Assuming I am correct in saying that I am one of the most influential players, that is. But, I have been horribly wrong about myself before.
I examine my rather extensive ink collection. Bottled Void Visink, White Elixir, Squid Pro Quo, Black Elixir, Liquid Nest, and Half-Pure Elemink varieties, to be specific. The weaponization of such a diverse community of substances shall be a trivial affair, unless I am mistaken. As such, I pour approximately three drops of each type of liquid into a vial. Upon doing so, I fuse the six types (eighteen drops of ink) together with esoteric power. Before doing so, however, I activate the Black Ring. This band appears to be directly connected to the Inky Abyss. I place the six bottles back into my inventory, and examine the mixed vial. Quite the spectacular sight. A mass of dark-colored liquid occasionally bubbling with the essence of the Void. Of course, the Void, and the Abyss in particular, is renown for its corrosiveness in general. Merely existing within that level of a game world dissolves you, killing the mundane in seconds. I separate the liquid into eighteen equal drops once more within the vial, noting how the liquid is akin to a potent form of Liquid Death. Perhaps those that touch this liquid will be condemned to an eternity in utter oblivion, without existence. Or perhaps it will be a far more gruesome spectacle. I would not mind, as it would serve to be enlightening. Hah. I instantaneously teleport the eighteen drops of toxic substance into eighteen different Keepers instantaneously. The liquid trickles down their internal body, and kills them almost immediately. I watch in some sort of curiosity on the structure of the Vord, noting it through arcane methods. As an afterthought, I use the Brainswitcher on those eighteen Keepers, if they survived the initial toxicity and and corrosiveness of the abyss-infused ink. Yog-Sothoth would likely accept their minds readily. It is not as if this is the first time I've sacrificed some form of my opposition's life energy to him.
—
I return to the common area several hours later, after gathering my thoughts. Sepulchritude was indeed amazing, but there was no need for me to nearly cry over it. But, I digress. It is nearly midnight. Oddly, there are still two people present. I sit back at my computer, and look around. Virnul, who sits five chairs away, and Araeva, who sits relatively nearby him. And, by relatively, I mean seven chairs away. Virnul abruptly sighs, exits his coding session, and leans back. I raise my eyebrows at him.
I could have messed up much more spectacularly. My computer could have blown up.
I'll never know how you do that. It's quite... cool.
Coming from the person who openly says that being cool is stupid, that's HILARIOUS.
... Yes, you're right. In that case, it's very...
Idiotic.
Mhm.
Hold on. Just let me load it up again. Even though that's the definition of insanity.
Virnul straightens back up, clicks an icon on his desktop, and tensely waits. Just as a tab pops up, he types something in, and then relaxes, slightly. I get back to my research, and everything is silent, for several seconds. Then, suddenly, Araeva throws her arms into the air. Virnul and I exchange looks, both of surprise. Then, he gets up, and strides over.
What's so important?
I figured it out!
What?
What?
She looks over to Virnul, a smile one her face.
Remember when you set the Viewport up for me?
Yeah...
Well, I looked around the Ring with it, and I've figured out why we're still alive.
What do you mean?
I mean why the demon hasn't killed us all yet. We have been stationary for about three months.
Upon hearing this, I leap out of my seat, and stride to where the two are currently present. Araeva's Viewport tab shows a dark cathedral quite clearly in a dream bubble. Araeva zooms in, to rest upon a singular room. In the room, there is a very large amount of nothing. Gothic architecture, and a singular object of interest beyond that. A small pedestal composed of stone, with a curious object levitating upon it. A scepter fashioned of Voidmetal, in a style akin to Emerald Nova. However, instead of a model(?) of the Green Sun upon the apex of the tool, there is an inert-looking sphere of tinted orchid glass. The scepter spins lazily above the pedestal.
What is that?
What does it look like? Obviously, it's a dagger. Aheh.
Hah. We both know what I meant.
Evidently: why is it special?
That's better. It's an extremely powerful weapon. Supposedly, it can kill English.
What do you mean by supposedly?
Is is because nobody has ever attacked him with it?
Yes.
Unwrinkler && Sharpened Nail=
I eat a MEGA mushroom and start stomping and crushing them all over!
Medic bot: 4/10
Quest to defeat Denizen: 4/25: I see a shadow on the wall.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I summon an entire mountain of golden apples, then eat them all, healing myself and providing regen!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=CHARGE=
-5 / 50- Genesis (+2, Modpack'd)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I turn some of the Vord Keepers into giant bullseyes!
I then fire THE OTHER SIDE at them.
=COMMAND=
Isaac will use MEGA BOMB on the Croach.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (COMPLETE YEAAAAAAH)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (4/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (6/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 30/34, +2 from Tazz
> 05 Action: Anomalous Field Shield
I originwand up a one-way sign in front of me and Cobalt. The one-way sign points away from us and has an area of effect that ranges from 10 meters in front of us to 50 meters in front of us. If anything tries to move opposite to the one way sign in its region of effect, it discovers that it is unable to.
> Action: The Cobalt Shade Corporation's Conlang from Hell
I force the Vord Keepers to read out a complicated text written in a script I made up just now. The script is syllabic and has 500,000 individual syllables. The language the script is written in has pretty much every sound with an IPA symbol, including those with diacritics, and has three levels of rhoticity, unaspirated voiced plosives, several sounds that no organism even with a nonstandard mouth can pronounce, several different null consonants, ten types each of rising and falling tones, several null onset symbols and, worst of all, it has to be sung as a song that has notes outside of the human hearing range, going from 55 Hz to 28160 Hz, not including the tones. Then, they must explain to me exactly what the song means with no knowledge of the complex original never-before-seen conlang with no cognates, not even false ones, with any other language that the text is written in.
If at any point they get the pronunciation of the language wrong or if they answer incorrectly, I shoot as many of them down as I can with the (hopefully still supersized) Toxicide, then fire on the croach with it as well as punishment. It turns out that there is no correct pronunciation of the language as I can just say that their attempts are wrong, so by the end of this many of the Vord Keepers are dead and the croach is badly damaged by fluoroantimonic acid... and on fire from chlorine trifluoride... and contaminated with ebola.
> Author's Note
The editor duplicated my post and broke the vertical spacing. EDITOR, Y U DO DIS?
BATTLEFIELD: ARCHANGEL COSTS PIE FILLING, DOESN'T IT? WELL THEN, I RESUPPLY THE PIE FILLING SUPPLIES, THEN TRY ARCHANGEL AGAIN. STILL TARGETING THE CROACH.
"Hello, Blue. Hello, Red. What brings you two here? Normally you're all up in that galaxy of yours, where it's not full of over a dozen powerful but incompetent people tripping over each other in an attempt to kill or help a single guy, the sound of things dying, and alien locusts."
Mainframe: Entity body 100% complete. Stage 1 80% complete. Files 70% downloaded. Project Manhattan 25% complete. Please confirm you wish to save BIGPROBLEMS.video... Confirmed. Video saved. Send email to: All contacts? (Read: every one of you people who has some form of technology) Please confirm... Confirmed. Sending email...
Email: We've got problems. Big problems. Whatever Binary is playing at here, he seems serious.
Attachments: BIGPROBLEMS.video (Play video? Yes/No)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
29/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: (Over)Heals Aureus Sidius with the No Joke!
> K4yne: Wingrippin' Vord Warriors.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
True Rapture AND Victor's Spoils AND Oblivion
The most overpowered weapon ever to be dreamt up in DTG. Possibly including the future, but I doubt it.
((And to everyone else: I TOLD YOU GUYS YOU'D HATE ME!!!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHACOUhhHACKhack. *cough* Okay, seriously. I've dropping hints about this bit since Act 2, please tell me someone was expecting or at least worried about this. Also, that is an awesome drawing twin. @serpent: Okay... but there can't be any interaction required of the others because the Preston Cole reaches the universe of Minecraft next round.))
To everyone wondering where the Vord are from, they are from the fantasy series: Codex Alera.
Hank looks out over the hordes of giant bugs and twitches.
This is bad...
Hank uses Rampage Lvl5: Killstreak (increased effectiveness against hordes) on the vord warriors
Preston Cole, 50 hours after the intermission stuff serpent hasn't gotten to finish up yet:
The ship finally passes into the sphere of influence of Minecraft.
There is a subtle jump as Eric's wards shift to account for the changes in the laws of physics.
He turns to those around him.
Okay, you all know what to do.
Kalare, its my understanding that even though you never told me, you have a stable timeloop to fulfill.
If you want to do that, you'd better head back now, we've got nasty things waiting for us.
Eric turns to the others.
The rest of you, be very careful, we won't be reaching the Godcraft proper itself, but we can actually see what's going on again.
Astria, I want you to log into your minecraft account and see what the heck is going on with the vord.
I'm going to see if we've gotten close enough that piono's blocks aren't going to stop us any more.
We've got some bugs to squash.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Faces of Evil CD && Wand of Gamelon CD && Hamburger && M320 Grenade Launcher Module = Dinner Blaster (1/?) (Search "Dinner Blaster" on YouTube if you want to see the reference for this.)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (5/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (7/11)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 31/34, no assists
> Action: Take Mays Out x Keel Over and Die
I pull out the Billy Bazooka.
Finally, I switch to Toxicide, with the sound of Michael Rosen and Billy Mays resonating throughout the Battlefield...
>>We would help but apparently we still do not exist.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I snipe some Warriors using The End to celebrate that I'm reaching level 10.
I then heal the Stone Golem.
Psiicrystal Joystick Complete!
Psiioniics Control Panel Complete!
Mobile Turretcomputer 3/6
Turretchair -c Superamethyst-top
Guardian Spikes && Thuleprism
Long Live the Queen 30/40
Goose 11/20
Universal Power: 10/11
Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Inertialess Reactor: 8/8 Complete!
Physics Cannon: 12/30
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Nanogel Smartship -c Inertialess Reactor, then begins calling in an ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT, because I think that scorched earth is the best way to fight an enemy like the Vord. Help me charge this, guys.
Orbital Bombardment: 1/25
Bender uses Supercell on some Vord Keepers (again, scorched earth). UU Prime slices some Keepers with his Twin Energon Blades, which does extra damage because it has the word "Twin" in it.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I whack the Croach with a Club.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Unwrinkler && Sharpened Nail=??? 2/?
Quest To Defeat Denizen: 5/25 I turn around and see a giant worm like creature.
Healer Bot: 5/10
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses the potion airdropper on the next six attacks against the vord.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x23, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 8/11
-Battlefield-
Hello, engie. It's a bit of a long story, but I'm not doing anything, I suppose.
I've gone to great lengths to hide my identity. Somehow, some of my enemies found out who I am.
As you might expect, because of the hidden identity, I am hardly well known. That means I wouldn't be missed, if I were to... disappear.
The entire galaxy is too risky to stay in, considering the influence and power of those enemies.
Hence, I fled to Godcraft a couple of weeks ago. I've stayed away from the battlefield until now because it's hardly the safest place either.
Red's also at risk, but not nearly as much due to his high profile, not to mention the whole mage thing. He's really just here because I didn't want to spend a couple months alone on this hellhole of a planet.
I think that about covers it. And how have you been?