> Alchemies
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (9/11)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (3/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (5/11)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 25/34
> Action: Scientific Experimentation
I decide to test the hypothesis that Vord Keepers are not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
HYPOTHESIS: Vord Keepers are not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
EXPERIMENT: I then fire the supersized Toxicide at the Vord Keepers, dissolving through them.
RESULT: They are DEAD.
CONCLUSION: Vord Keepers are CLEARLY not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
I then test the hypothesis that Vord Keepers are not immune to SCP-409. Same result: they are not immune.
> 05 Action: One-Way Shielding
I shield Cobalt and myself by putting a magical one-way gate in front of us. This somehow has the effect of reflecting all attacks sent at us while allowing us to attack normally. I then grab the supersized Toxicide and attempt to discover if fluoroantimonic acid damages croach. The result: IT DOES.
Finally, we finish off with Containment Breach Lv. 10: [REDACTED] on the Vord Keepers.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Filled!
Inertialess Drive & RCS: 4/?
Physics Cannon: 8/30
==Action==
Oh God. It's the Zerg Swarm all over again.
Lothyra ubercharges the Croach in a harmful way with Universal Aid. She then uses Antimatter RIP on some Keepers, makes a shield around herself and Bender, and reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide. She also alchemizes Nanogel Hubship -c Sensor Array. Were-car Bender turns toward some Keepers, and runs them over, then turns back into a robot and winds CogWynd.
Oh. It seems that one of our friends has died.
She then quickly kisses Irecreeper (on the lips) then slaps him, giving him the will to live!
Whirl of Blades: 4/5
UU Prime plows through some Keepers, heading to the largest glob of Creep Croach. He hits a ramp, jumps through the air, transforms into his humanoid form, and deploys his twin energon blades.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 9/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 9/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 6/9)
I honestly won't have time to make a Bug-Spray elemental alchemy. However, I can still summon a Bug-Spray Elemental. I proceed to summon it. The presence of the bugs, however, agitates the power to supreme levels, causing what was initially a summon for a Lesser Elemental to instead produce a True Elemental, the highest that can be directly summoned in such a manner! Seeing all the hyper-dangerous insects sucrry around, the being of death to all bugs decides to give them a reason to scurry the other way, bum-rushing the Keepers and suiciding immediately in a glorious explosion of Bug-Spray Element. The remnants of the energy from the blast turns into ultra-concentrated Bug Spray, capable of killing any insect, including the Keepers which survived the Bug-Spray Element's wrath. I take the opportunity and quickly erect a massive fan, which immediately blows the bug spray right into more of the Vord Keepers, killing them even more. Not content, I then proceed to animate the fan! The Fan comes to life, dons a Lightsaber and fan-sized cloak, and becomes the fearsome Obi-Fan Kanobi! Wasting no time, Obi-Fan proceeds to rush headlong into the Vord Keepers, slaying as many as possible before he then leaps behind them and blows more of the Bug Spray into their faces, totally diminishing the amount of Bug Spray the Elemental Deployed to zero but also killing even more Keepers! Then, Obi-Fan Kanobi uses his powers in another suicide attack, creating a massive tornado to blow the Keepers well out of position and into the air, scattering them, and leaving them open to me, using the Tetrix of the Arbitor I possess as a font from which to draw Pulchritude from within my soul. The Fiery Charisma I unleash from the tip of the pen, fired off like a railgun, seeking its targets and burning them to dust and ashes. Still not content, I then turn to the Croach and unleash Caledcrash on it, switching Tetrixcalibur for Caledfwlch. The scattered Keepers that survived all of that are unable to react in time to stop the attack, and I am quickly away before they can retaliate immediately to my desecration of their food source. To wrap it up, I poke a Keeper that got too close with a stick. As it turns out, the poke was forceful enough, and the stick sturdy enough, to penatrate some critical organs to the Keeper, causing it to perish.
Cobalt's Testwriter 10/11
The Billy Textscrambler 3/11
The Deleter 5/11
+2 max HP to all AGs again 27/34 (+2 from Tazz)
I shoot down some Vord Keepers with the enlarged Toxicide, drawing an image of Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet on the ground with their dead bodies... somehow.
I then switch to dual-wielding the Billy Bazooka and the Plumsgun and deliver a 10-hour speech composed entirely of Billy Mays jokes and Michael Rosen jokes while firing on the Vord Keepers.
I then pull out the Kill Screen and the Sharpener and fire straight through two Vord Keepers at a time.
I then switch to the CM10. I one-handedly solve the cube and turn it to the cube-in-a-cube position. I then fire it rapidly, creating many bullets of decreasing size nested within each other that strike and kill many Vord Keepers.
I then shield myself with the Unicoder by inputting a PHAISTOS DISC SIGN SHIELD in front of me, shielding me from the Vord's attacks for this post.
With the shield up, I switch to the Remington 420 and pump the croach full of DANK SPICY 42069 BLAZE IT 1V1 ME IRL M69 memes.
I then pull out the Wand of Radiation and irradiate the croach, then switch to the enlarged Toxicide and pump the croach full of fluoroantimonic acid, chlorine trifluoride and various diseases. I then switch to Notch's Smiter and decimate the croach with the holy power of Notch.
I then pull out the Sharpener and riddle the croach with bullets. SCP-409 bullets.
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Earth, Now:
The Unremarkable Man scowls at the rain and raises the hood of his coat, conveniently both keeping him dry and concealing his face from the massive military arrival that appears a few moments later.
"...I suggest we abscond with all possible speed. Unless, that is, you care to kill them all, as I certainly cannot."
He takes immediate measures to avoid any incoming fire, and draws his gun again.
The Battlefield, Now:
I use Battle Technique: Manhattan Project on the Vord as a whole!
It appears my ally will arrive very soon. Good, I will need his aid.
Real World: "So, now I know roughly what the oh-so-scary fleet looks like. I shall have to inform the other players. Anyhow, before absconding, I might as well see what they can do." With those words, the entire facility rumbles. "After all, some power level has to be discovered before how much of a threat the fleet poses can be confirmed." The earth itself shudders, something BIG approaching the surface. "And I know just the way to do it. Begin visual recording..."
Suddenly, an unfortunate tank finds itself lifted into the air and crushed, shrapnel exploding in all directions but barely even scratching the Mechroa worm. More Mechroa worms burst out of the ground, immediately leaping into the air and targeting the craft. Unusually for the already bizarre virus, these particular Mechroa worms seem to be just as capable of flying through air as they are at digging through ground.
GODCRAFT: I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: ARCHANGEL, TARGETING THE... WHAT WAS IT CALLED? AH, YES. THE CROACH. I SUPPOSE IF ENGIE WERE CURRENTLY BATTLING THEM INSTEAD OF ME, HE'D MAKE A REMARK ABOUT WANTING ONE AS A PET OR SOMETHING.
Damn right I would. Those things are adorable!
SOME DAY I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU...
Apparently, it's specific to my kind, if that helps. Affects 1 in 100. That's all I remember.
Mainframe: Entity body at 93% complete. Stage 1 at 75% complete. Files 60% downloaded. Project Manhattan 0% complete.
I throw the Splash Potion of Mutation at the Croach.
I then shield myself.
Tesla Star Complete!
Inactive Thuleprism Golem Complete!
Psiicrystal || Mini-Mecha Control Panel 2/X
Turretchair && Superamethyst-top Bowler hat x2 I donate a Bowler hat to Irecreeper, trying to give him back the will to live. Long Live the Queen 28/40 Goose 9/20
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Half-Pure Elemink Vial 6/7
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone some Psionic Honey and an Advanced Psionics Manual, and give them to... NinjaV2403. He seems like he might desire more psionic power. Or perhaps it was psiioniic power. Are they even the same thing? I do not know, but I shall assume so. This is half a sign of good will, and half because I saw the sheer magnitude of his forum troubles.
I teleport upon a Keeper in a flash of violet light. Upon appearing atop the apex of the creature, I draw an object out of my inventory, gripping it tightly. It is Fahrenheit -451. The mere presence of the blade in the area permits the air within a fifty foot radius to become quite a bit colder. I check to ascertain whether or not it is in the FROST mode, and am satisfied to see that it is indeed in said mode. Then, I raise the blade into the air, holding it carefully, as if it might slay me randomly and instantaneously. Frost begins to encrust the actual blade, preparing it for a strike. Of course, I am not the most proficient in melee combat, to say the least. As such, I utilize my Mind abilities to tell what will constitute a counterattack from the Vord, and what will not. Being a Mage, and not a Seer, I can see how the actions of the opposition will affect me and my allies, instead of the actions of my allies themselves. That is generally what I do. Time seems to slow down, for me. The individual firings of each synapse in the brains of the surrounding creatures become evident, faintly. Looking into the realms of causality, I examine the possible outcomes of my actions, and how the opposition will inevitably react. Fortunately, I see very few paths in which the Vord actually counterattack. And, by very few, I mean three. Out of sixteen million seven hundred seventy seven thousand two hundred sixteen possible outcomes. Of course, I don't actually look through all of them. I just call forth the ones that will result in an unfavorable reaction. Anyhow, time speeds up once more. A pale blue light shines on the edge of Fahrenheit -451. I arc the blade down, and it strikes the Keeper almost immediately. For future reference, the entire debacle above occurred within sixteen seconds. Ice begins to form on the slice I made, spreading across the body of the Keeper. Gradually, the Keeper becomes utterly covered in frost, to the point of immobility. Of course, due to the construct of this blade, the ice is no mere frozen water, but the famed Magifrost Unmelting. If he escapes, it is not going to be due to melting, I can assure you. The frost turns grey immediately, before combusting in a blast of cold. This blast tears a large chunk out of the surrounding opponents. Hah. It will certainly render them incapable of movement, with it imbedded in his flesh for eternity. He will feel that in whatever realm they return to after their defeat. Forever. Even if they are dead. Death's quite a nice person, and I doubt he would deny me the opportunity. Hah. Anyhow, I promptly flash-step about, decapitating Keepers with Fahrenheit -451 and therefore freezing the surroundings. Upon backstabbing a fifth Keeper, I replace my blade with Fill 'Em With Midnight. Then, I bombard the nearest twenty Keepers with intense gamma radiation from the blade, instantly mutating them into puddles of sludge. I proceed to fill the Keepers with midnight. This reminds me of the incident that occurred with the Minecraft Elites during the beginning of the Arrival. I can recall impressing Binary with that. Hah.
Do Binary's military ships have the capacity to travel to other universes? Also, is Binary more powerful than Lord English? I don't mean with the Deudly Magnum, by the way.
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My Action: "WTF are these Vord things?!!" I panic and combine the Teraporter and Chaos Sword into a deadly assualt, cutting down any Vord that dares to approach me.
SCP Foundation Action: {REDACTED}
Executor Action: Executor summons Green Aureus Shapes to attack the Vord, which absorb any corrosive or half-corrosive attack (note that biting attacks generally count as half-corrosive). They attack until killed, which means they attack forever because the Vord have no way to kill them.
Perfect Sphere Orders: I realize that the Perfect Sphere is vastly outgunned here without combat modules, then have it activate Phase Shift (a renamed version of Intangibility that shifts everything inside the Perfect Sphere's Sphere of Influence (like its combat modules) to another dimension for a round, preventing anything outside the Sphere of Influence from interacting with anything inside the Sphere of Influence). Note that this does drain energy from the Perfect Sphere. The Sphere then devotes all its power into repairing the AF Hangar.
AF Hangar Orders: The AF Peacekeepers are supplemented by a special Swarm Brigade with weapons designed to hit multiple targets (lightning guns mostly, because they chain between targets), and that combined force leaves the Sphere of Influence before Phase Shift is activated. An X-121 Carrier is spawned, but it stays inside the Sphere of Influence. Note that all ships with minions that can be spawned will spawn them all when they are first deployed automatically.
Stats:
Health: 15000
Shield: 15000
Armor: 1000
Shield Regen: 2000
Weapons:
Zlatte Constructor: Summons zlattes up to a maximum of 3. Zlattes have 10000 health and 1000 damage.
Triad Constructor: Summons triads up to a maximum of 2. Triads have 20000 health and 1500 damage, with 1000 stacking DOT (DoT wears off when both Triads die or after 2 rounds of not being applied)
Guardian Constructor: Summons a guardian (no, not that one or that one or that one) up to a maximum of 1. Guardians have 20000 health and deal 5000 damage, but can only hit one target.
Target Painter: Paints a target for drones to attack. All drones will attack this target, and will minicrit.
Oh dear, the Vord! Really like the drawing, though! If shielding matters at this point(can the Vord units send out like one dude to break it?), I build a giant bunker around myself and anyone else who will come in.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Inertialess Drive & RCS: 5/?
Physics Cannon: 9/30
==Actions==
Lothyra fires iAntimak at some Vord Warriors. Bender shoots Bender's Gun at some Vord Keepers.
Whirl of Blades: 5/5 Complete!
UU Prime stabs his energon blades straight through the largest clump of Croach. He then slashes the Croach horizontally, vetically, and diagonally before inserting his blades into the Croach again and spinning around. He then jumps up and deploys his energon hooks, then lands and starts pulling Croach up from the earth. He uses his nature as a swarm of nanobots to grow mini ion blasters to shoot the pieces of Croach in the air. Finally, he shoots his barrage cannon at the remaining Croach just to make sure he's done enough.
I would like to point out that I respawned the turn after I died, and do not think I have died since. However, if I must, I respawn and drag Ire out with me while doing it.
If not, I zap Ire with potent Glyphs of Life.
I then quickly set up hard-light that constantly matches the background, or, in fact, a Vord shape and coloration. I then sneak up to the tower and activate the other HALI arrays, which form shells around the pillar and nuke it into oblivion with the several bajillion weapons they have.
==Elsewhere==
>>I certainly think I exist. Hmph.
"He says we don't. Oh well, we can neener at Binary quite comfortably anyways."
Transmission:
"Hey Binary! You can't get us over here! Neener!"
==Godcraft==
Anywho, I proceed to Origin Wand up some Vordicide and a sprayer. I then set up an SCP-786 funnel chain and spray it into the atmosphere, where it precipitates onto all the Vord on the Battlefield.
Apparently not.
Oh well.
I drag Ire out of Death's realm when I respawn.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use the potion airdropper to drop critmist potions on the next six attacks against the vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x7, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 4/?
-Somewhere Above Godcraft-
Blue looks at the newest comb rave on a screen, rather impressed.
Uh, Blue, you might want to take a look at this.
Blue walks over to where Red is, and looks out the window. A giant horde of bug-things was approaching them rapidly. Directly under the ship were hundreds of players running for their lives.
I told you I should've taken a military ship... Well, we might as well head to the Battlefield. It tends to be surprisingly safe in situations like this.
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (9/11)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (3/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (5/11)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 25/34
> Action: Scientific Experimentation
I decide to test the hypothesis that Vord Keepers are not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
HYPOTHESIS: Vord Keepers are not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
EXPERIMENT: I then fire the supersized Toxicide at the Vord Keepers, dissolving through them.
RESULT: They are DEAD.
CONCLUSION: Vord Keepers are CLEARLY not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
I then test the hypothesis that Vord Keepers are not immune to SCP-409. Same result: they are not immune.
> 05 Action: One-Way Shielding
I shield Cobalt and myself by putting a magical one-way gate in front of us. This somehow has the effect of reflecting all attacks sent at us while allowing us to attack normally. I then grab the supersized Toxicide and attempt to discover if fluoroantimonic acid damages croach. The result: IT DOES.
Finally, we finish off with Containment Breach Lv. 10: [REDACTED] on the Vord Keepers.
Nanogel Hubship: 4/4 Complete!
Universal Power: 6/11
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Filled!
Inertialess Drive & RCS: 4/?
Physics Cannon: 8/30
==Action==
Oh God. It's the Zerg Swarm all over again.
Lothyra ubercharges the Croach in a harmful way with Universal Aid. She then uses Antimatter RIP on some Keepers, makes a shield around herself and Bender, and reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide. She also alchemizes Nanogel Hubship -c Sensor Array. Were-car Bender turns toward some Keepers, and runs them over, then turns back into a robot and winds CogWynd.
Oh. It seems that one of our friends has died.
She then quickly kisses Irecreeper (on the lips) then slaps him, giving him the will to live!
Whirl of Blades: 4/5
UU Prime plows through some Keepers, heading to the largest glob of
CreepCroach. He hits a ramp, jumps through the air, transforms into his humanoid form, and deploys his twin energon blades.In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 9/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 9/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 6/9)
I honestly won't have time to make a Bug-Spray elemental alchemy. However, I can still summon a Bug-Spray Elemental. I proceed to summon it. The presence of the bugs, however, agitates the power to supreme levels, causing what was initially a summon for a Lesser Elemental to instead produce a True Elemental, the highest that can be directly summoned in such a manner! Seeing all the hyper-dangerous insects sucrry around, the being of death to all bugs decides to give them a reason to scurry the other way, bum-rushing the Keepers and suiciding immediately in a glorious explosion of Bug-Spray Element. The remnants of the energy from the blast turns into ultra-concentrated Bug Spray, capable of killing any insect, including the Keepers which survived the Bug-Spray Element's wrath. I take the opportunity and quickly erect a massive fan, which immediately blows the bug spray right into more of the Vord Keepers, killing them even more. Not content, I then proceed to animate the fan! The Fan comes to life, dons a Lightsaber and fan-sized cloak, and becomes the fearsome Obi-Fan Kanobi! Wasting no time, Obi-Fan proceeds to rush headlong into the Vord Keepers, slaying as many as possible before he then leaps behind them and blows more of the Bug Spray into their faces, totally diminishing the amount of Bug Spray the Elemental Deployed to zero but also killing even more Keepers! Then, Obi-Fan Kanobi uses his powers in another suicide attack, creating a massive tornado to blow the Keepers well out of position and into the air, scattering them, and leaving them open to me, using the Tetrix of the Arbitor I possess as a font from which to draw Pulchritude from within my soul. The Fiery Charisma I unleash from the tip of the pen, fired off like a railgun, seeking its targets and burning them to dust and ashes. Still not content, I then turn to the Croach and unleash Caledcrash on it, switching Tetrixcalibur for Caledfwlch. The scattered Keepers that survived all of that are unable to react in time to stop the attack, and I am quickly away before they can retaliate immediately to my desecration of their food source. To wrap it up, I poke a Keeper that got too close with a stick. As it turns out, the poke was forceful enough, and the stick sturdy enough, to penatrate some critical organs to the Keeper, causing it to perish.
Sharpened Nail: 6/7
Medic Bot: 4/10
Quest to Defeat Denizen: 3/25 I enter the domain of my denizen and begin searching for him.
ARGH BUGSSSSSS SMASH THEM ALLL SMASH SMASH BOING BOING SQUISHY SQIUSH SQIUSHERS
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Kid Radd Charge Progress: 4/45
The Badhand: 3/4
2006 Claws: 3/4
(How do i embed youtube?)
I bowl over the Keepers using several Metools with rockets on their backs.
I also experiment with the Holopad and type in some random keys, spelling out:
9VOLTGba
...Well, i hope that doesn't error out.
(If anyone needs me to do a specific thing, i'm more than happy to do it.)
A fairy with a net starts killing Vord Warriors!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
The Billy Textscrambler 3/11
The Deleter 5/11
+2 max HP to all AGs again 27/34 (+2 from Tazz)
I shoot down some Vord Keepers with the enlarged Toxicide, drawing an image of Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet on the ground with their dead bodies... somehow.
I then switch to dual-wielding the Billy Bazooka and the Plumsgun and deliver a 10-hour speech composed entirely of Billy Mays jokes and Michael Rosen jokes while firing on the Vord Keepers.
I then pull out the Kill Screen and the Sharpener and fire straight through two Vord Keepers at a time.
I then switch to the CM10. I one-handedly solve the cube and turn it to the cube-in-a-cube position. I then fire it rapidly, creating many bullets of decreasing size nested within each other that strike and kill many Vord Keepers.
I then shield myself with the Unicoder by inputting a PHAISTOS DISC SIGN SHIELD in front of me, shielding me from the Vord's attacks for this post.
With the shield up, I switch to the Remington 420 and pump the croach full of DANK SPICY 42069 BLAZE IT 1V1 ME IRL M69 memes.
I then pull out the Wand of Radiation and irradiate the croach, then switch to the enlarged Toxicide and pump the croach full of fluoroantimonic acid, chlorine trifluoride and various diseases. I then switch to Notch's Smiter and decimate the croach with the holy power of Notch.
I then pull out the Sharpener and riddle the croach with bullets. SCP-409 bullets.
I kick a Keeper in the crotch
I then heal the Stone Golem and instruct it to attack the Croach.
Psiicrystal Lever Formation Complete!
Tesla Star 2/3
Inactive Thuleprism Golem 4/5
Psiicrystal || Mini-Mecha Control Panel
Long Live the Queen 27/40
Moose 8/20
The Unremarkable Man scowls at the rain and raises the hood of his coat, conveniently both keeping him dry and concealing his face from the massive military arrival that appears a few moments later.
"...I suggest we abscond with all possible speed. Unless, that is, you care to kill them all, as I certainly cannot."
He takes immediate measures to avoid any incoming fire, and draws his gun again.
The Battlefield, Now:
I use Battle Technique: Manhattan Project on the Vord as a whole!
It appears my ally will arrive very soon. Good, I will need his aid.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
28/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: (Over)Heals Fluthulu with the No Joke!
> K4yne: I try out the Wingripper by impaling multiple Vord Warriors!
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No Joke
UBER: 11 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Suddenly, an unfortunate tank finds itself lifted into the air and crushed, shrapnel exploding in all directions but barely even scratching the Mechroa worm. More Mechroa worms burst out of the ground, immediately leaping into the air and targeting the craft. Unusually for the already bizarre virus, these particular Mechroa worms seem to be just as capable of flying through air as they are at digging through ground.
GODCRAFT: I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: ARCHANGEL, TARGETING THE... WHAT WAS IT CALLED? AH, YES. THE CROACH. I SUPPOSE IF ENGIE WERE CURRENTLY BATTLING THEM INSTEAD OF ME, HE'D MAKE A REMARK ABOUT WANTING ONE AS A PET OR SOMETHING.
Damn right I would. Those things are adorable!
SOME DAY I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU...
Apparently, it's specific to my kind, if that helps. Affects 1 in 100. That's all I remember.
Mainframe: Entity body at 93% complete. Stage 1 at 75% complete. Files 60% downloaded. Project Manhattan 0% complete.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I throw the Splash Potion of Mutation at the Croach.
I then shield myself.
Tesla Star Complete!
Inactive Thuleprism Golem Complete!
Psiicrystal || Mini-Mecha Control Panel 2/X
Turretchair && Superamethyst-top
Bowler hat x2
I donate a Bowler hat to Irecreeper, trying to give him back the will to live.
Long Live the Queen 28/40
Goose 9/20
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone some Psionic Honey and an Advanced Psionics Manual, and give them to... NinjaV2403. He seems like he might desire more psionic power. Or perhaps it was psiioniic power. Are they even the same thing? I do not know, but I shall assume so. This is half a sign of good will, and half because I saw the sheer magnitude of his forum troubles.
I teleport upon a Keeper in a flash of violet light. Upon appearing atop the apex of the creature, I draw an object out of my inventory, gripping it tightly. It is Fahrenheit -451. The mere presence of the blade in the area permits the air within a fifty foot radius to become quite a bit colder. I check to ascertain whether or not it is in the FROST mode, and am satisfied to see that it is indeed in said mode. Then, I raise the blade into the air, holding it carefully, as if it might slay me randomly and instantaneously. Frost begins to encrust the actual blade, preparing it for a strike. Of course, I am not the most proficient in melee combat, to say the least. As such, I utilize my Mind abilities to tell what will constitute a counterattack from the Vord, and what will not. Being a Mage, and not a Seer, I can see how the actions of the opposition will affect me and my allies, instead of the actions of my allies themselves. That is generally what I do. Time seems to slow down, for me. The individual firings of each synapse in the brains of the surrounding creatures become evident, faintly. Looking into the realms of causality, I examine the possible outcomes of my actions, and how the opposition will inevitably react. Fortunately, I see very few paths in which the Vord actually counterattack. And, by very few, I mean three. Out of sixteen million seven hundred seventy seven thousand two hundred sixteen possible outcomes. Of course, I don't actually look through all of them. I just call forth the ones that will result in an unfavorable reaction. Anyhow, time speeds up once more. A pale blue light shines on the edge of Fahrenheit -451. I arc the blade down, and it strikes the Keeper almost immediately. For future reference, the entire debacle above occurred within sixteen seconds. Ice begins to form on the slice I made, spreading across the body of the Keeper. Gradually, the Keeper becomes utterly covered in frost, to the point of immobility. Of course, due to the construct of this blade, the ice is no mere frozen water, but the famed Magifrost Unmelting. If he escapes, it is not going to be due to melting, I can assure you. The frost turns grey immediately, before combusting in a blast of cold. This blast tears a large chunk out of the surrounding opponents. Hah. It will certainly render them incapable of movement, with it imbedded in his flesh for eternity. He will feel that in whatever realm they return to after their defeat. Forever. Even if they are dead. Death's quite a nice person, and I doubt he would deny me the opportunity. Hah. Anyhow, I promptly flash-step about, decapitating Keepers with Fahrenheit -451 and therefore freezing the surroundings. Upon backstabbing a fifth Keeper, I replace my blade with Fill 'Em With Midnight. Then, I bombard the nearest twenty Keepers with intense gamma radiation from the blade, instantly mutating them into puddles of sludge. I proceed to fill the Keepers with midnight. This reminds me of the incident that occurred with the Minecraft Elites during the beginning of the Arrival. I can recall impressing Binary with that. Hah.
Do Binary's military ships have the capacity to travel to other universes? Also, is Binary more powerful than Lord English? I don't mean with the Deudly Magnum, by the way.
19/30 Guardian Orbs
7/50 Weath Ray
My Action: "WTF are these Vord things?!!" I panic and combine the Teraporter and Chaos Sword into a deadly assualt, cutting down any Vord that dares to approach me.
SCP Foundation Action: {REDACTED}
Executor Action: Executor summons Green Aureus Shapes to attack the Vord, which absorb any corrosive or half-corrosive attack (note that biting attacks generally count as half-corrosive). They attack until killed, which means they attack forever because the Vord have no way to kill them.
Perfect Sphere Orders: I realize that the Perfect Sphere is vastly outgunned here without combat modules, then have it activate Phase Shift (a renamed version of Intangibility that shifts everything inside the Perfect Sphere's Sphere of Influence (like its combat modules) to another dimension for a round, preventing anything outside the Sphere of Influence from interacting with anything inside the Sphere of Influence). Note that this does drain energy from the Perfect Sphere. The Sphere then devotes all its power into repairing the AF Hangar.
AF Hangar Orders: The AF Peacekeepers are supplemented by a special Swarm Brigade with weapons designed to hit multiple targets (lightning guns mostly, because they chain between targets), and that combined force leaves the Sphere of Influence before Phase Shift is activated. An X-121 Carrier is spawned, but it stays inside the Sphere of Influence. Note that all ships with minions that can be spawned will spawn them all when they are first deployed automatically.
Stats:
Health: 15000
Shield: 15000
Armor: 1000
Shield Regen: 2000
Weapons:
Zlatte Constructor: Summons zlattes up to a maximum of 3. Zlattes have 10000 health and 1000 damage.
Triad Constructor: Summons triads up to a maximum of 2. Triads have 20000 health and 1500 damage, with 1000 stacking DOT (DoT wears off when both Triads die or after 2 rounds of not being applied)
Guardian Constructor: Summons a guardian (no, not that one or that one or that one) up to a maximum of 1. Guardians have 20000 health and deal 5000 damage, but can only hit one target.
Target Painter: Paints a target for drones to attack. All drones will attack this target, and will minicrit.
Gatling Gun: 8000 damage.
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Nanogel Hubship -c Sensor Array: 2/4
Universal Power: 7/11
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Inertialess Drive & RCS: 5/?
Physics Cannon: 9/30
==Actions==
Lothyra fires iAntimak at some Vord Warriors. Bender shoots Bender's Gun at some Vord Keepers.
Whirl of Blades: 5/5 Complete!
UU Prime stabs his energon blades straight through the largest clump of Croach. He then slashes the Croach horizontally, vetically, and diagonally before inserting his blades into the Croach again and spinning around. He then jumps up and deploys his energon hooks, then lands and starts pulling Croach up from the earth. He uses his nature as a swarm of nanobots to grow mini ion blasters to shoot the pieces of Croach in the air. Finally, he shoots his barrage cannon at the remaining Croach just to make sure he's done enough.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I would like to point out that I respawned the turn after I died, and do not think I have died since. However, if I must, I respawn and drag Ire out with me while doing it.If not, I zap Ire with potent Glyphs of Life.I then quickly set up hard-light that constantly matches the background, or, in fact, a Vord shape and coloration. I then sneak up to the tower and activate the other HALI arrays, which form shells around the pillar and nuke it into oblivion with the several bajillion weapons they have.==Elsewhere==>>I certainly think I exist. Hmph."He says we don't. Oh well, we can neener at Binary quite comfortably anyways."Transmission:"Hey Binary! You can't get us over here! Neener!"==Godcraft==Anywho, I proceed to Origin Wand up some Vordicide and a sprayer. I then set up an SCP-786 funnel chain and spray it into the atmosphere, where it precipitates onto all the Vord on the Battlefield.Apparently not.
Oh well.
I drag Ire out of Death's realm when I respawn.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use the potion airdropper to drop critmist potions on the next six attacks against the vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x7, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 4/?
-Somewhere Above Godcraft-
Blue looks at the newest comb rave on a screen, rather impressed.
Uh, Blue, you might want to take a look at this.
Blue walks over to where Red is, and looks out the window. A giant horde of bug-things was approaching them rapidly. Directly under the ship were hundreds of players running for their lives.
I told you I should've taken a military ship... Well, we might as well head to the Battlefield. It tends to be surprisingly safe in situations like this.
Bugs, Really?
I squash the Keepers with a giant titanium Fly swatter.
I'll be making my great escape now!