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Act 1! Furiously Twinja'd. +2 To Cobalt.



Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 10/11)

The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 10/11)

The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 7/9)



I proceed to get a massive cold, give up trying to make something especially creative, and then shove several Vorg Keepers into a mob grinder. Predictably, they die. Not so predictably, their deaths fuel the creation of a massive Chitin Golem, which proceeds to rip out of the Mob Grinder and kil more Keepers, their dead chitin adding to their body at an alarmingly fast rate. Realizing that I have no control over the Chitin Golem myself, I quickly kick a convenient nuke into it's convenient flashing weak point, slaying it and all the Vorg Keepers around it, as well as damaging some of the Croach. For good measure, I give the Croach a good pummeling via Hephaetus' Spinner and Typheus' Might, doing a radical and hyper-fast speed pummel.

Argh too late. Well I guess not post-wise, but rather editwise. Ah well. I wind CogWynd down a few notches, then dance up a whirlwind with the Monado, dance-stab-dancing my way through Keepers, and cut off a Keeper's head, then pull out the Cherub's Regisword, restored after a long and arduous process which was thankfully not shown onscreen, presumably involving going to the seven continents of a magical kingdom from cherubim folklore, and cleansing it in a holy location such as the Sprigglebrop Waterfall that lies in the heart of Wizzymajoo Forest, after gathering a loyal group of followers to assist me on my journey. Yes, that is likely what happened. Regardless, the red and green aura, previously diluted by Erelye's callous desecration, shines ever brighter, and leaps from the sword, piercing through several Keepers in the process. I promptly flash-step in a manner akin to a madman across the Battlefield, diving into the field of Vord. Suddenly, three Keepers are separated from their upper bodies, and collapse to the ground. Arcane dice ricochet across the area, striking Keepers and Warriors indiscriminately, blowing their appendages and/or heads off with pure esoteric power. I then take out the Junior Blotspitter. Despite its being only a pale mockery of the glorious Corona Smith Blotspitter, it is nonetheless a good enough weapon for one as non-grimdark as I am, and is still quite assuredly a perfectly deadly gun/typewriter. I load an ink ribbon cartridge into it, and pull back on the bolt handle, locking and loading with a DING. I then type out a long and scathing note on it. It reads as follows:
vord you smell bad and you suck. god do you even know how lame you are? what is with all this croach and where do you even get off being so plentiful anyways. we have to put up with you coming after how many months. if ugly idiots were feces you would be the ones that smell the worst.

genericGamer
I load the scathing doctrine into the weapon's carriage. Unfortunately I'm not a chosen arbitor, and therefore cannot use some of the more deadly abilities available to such paragons of charisma. I fire anyways, the machine gun dings echoing throughout the Battlefield. One could count roughly 10 before they speed up, blurring into each other such that nobody would be able to count them. I then stow the mighty set of keys away.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 7/50
Uh. Echidna's Ender && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 11/11 (Junior Blotspitter)
Tetrixcalibur 7/11

I point out that the Aureus Sidius is actually an Aureus Sidus (aka you made a typo)!
EDIT: why did the godmodder turn the Shapes into plushies when they were attacking HOSTILE entities, which EVERYONE, including the godmodder, wants dead?
/null

Quote from Crusher48»

I point out that the Aureus Sidius is actually an Aureus Sidus (aka you made a typo)!
EDIT: why did the godmodder turn the Shapes into plushies when they were attacking HOSTILE entities, which EVERYONE, including the godmodder, wants dead?
/null

Since the Vord is a Trial, and the Trials are tied to the Godmodder's life force, it could be in his best interest to keep them alive...

I nom on some Vord keepers. Nomnomnomnom.



Antiink Gatling Wheeler COMPLETE 7/7



Bling Banana Bomb 2/4

Well, that sure was an early update. I didn't even get in my third action.
Also, once my alchemies are complete, can I start new ones or do I have to wait until Twin posts again?
Post I


I have Mathew Toronto make a new Brawl in the Family strip on a special paper that makes stories come true, in which Kirby inhales every Vord in existence.
(P.S. Love the "Waluigi Thyme")

Alchemies:

Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (4/6)

Iron Bucket && Potion of Potential = Potential Bucket (Level 3: 4/4)

Iron Bucket && Consecrated Magic in a Bottle = Magical Bucket (Level 3: 4/4)

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd Charge Progress: 6/45

I try to make a mad dash straight for some Keepers. I end up tripping on a rock and pinging off into space because Sonic '06. I then manage to bring down another alien invasion, which results in a spaceship crashing directly into the Keepers.

I also use the Alchemic Holopad to see what would happen if i combine all 12 Zodiac Weapons (But 3 of them are po-NO THEY'RE ALL WEAPONS) for gits and shiggles because it's obvious it's gonna hit the level cap before all 12 are combined.

==The Past, Elsewhere==

I lend some spare existence to Elsewhere, wherever Elsewhere is. Enough to be able to make that transmission, but not enough to allow him to invade in this Fourth Wall/Update Terminal. He would have to go through a different path...

==The Slightly More Recent Past==

The transmission still happens.

"Neener."

==The Present==

Hey Godmodder, this isn't a Trial anymore--But the third trial was beaten by the Vord. Oh well, you kind of have to take damage, now do oblige the masses and whack these bloody insects into oblivion.

I create a Glyph of Making the OP Scale not Notice Something and/or its Effects. And then use that on the aforementioned Glyph that tripped the OP Scale. And itself. Yes, this loophole is protecting itself. And it's one-time-only, sadly enough...The OP Scale tripped on Glyphs that can violate it being created, it seems.

I use my level 10 Origin Wands to make level 9 Origin Wands, at which point I repeat the time shenanigans that would have gotten me Origin Wands>Fine the first time.

I then detonate an Antimatter Bomb. As the blast radius for those is huge, it hits most everything left.

There's too many! I launch a TIDAL WAVE of BUG-KILLER at the VORD! (BTW, what is the brass knuckles spoil description? You know, the one from DMK?)

I poke the Croach with a spear out of curiosity.

+1 to Amp x2.


I use the Obscuresticks to obfuscate Greyhold from all outside scrying by all beings that are not me. Just in case.

In light of Generic's ability to appearify everything whenever he desires, I spend an hour designing a new type of ward, which I promptly place on my avatar and the Hazel Wand. It is a spatial anchor, and prevents the teleportation of the warded object or being without the permission of the object's owner/being.

I draw the Baroqueback Bowtier suddenly. I teleport into a crowd of Keepers, and promptly point the ebony cue at a nearby creature. A bolt of english energy emanates from the tip, and blows the Vord Keeper off of its feet. I abruptly spin around, and slice through another behind me with a curse. The Keeper affected by the curse slowly melts into the ground, fusing with the dirt. Within a moment, I leap into the air, and strike several more Keepers with a chronal lock, keeping them in that place and time for eternity. Hah. I proceed to wave the Bowtier downwards. In tandem with my movements, a billiard ball made entirely of english energy appears, and pierces a Warrior. It promptly explodes. I telekinetically smash the surrounding Vord into the ground, and teleport away, having decided not to leap into the fray as readily as last turn. I could end up... loosing a limb, or something. That would be horrible. I would bet around ninety of your human dollars that if my avatar lost a limb, narrative causality would end up severing one of mine as well.

The Other Arrival: 34/50

Nanogel Smartship: 4/4 Complete!

Universal Power: 9/11

Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 1/9

Inertialess Reactor: 7/8

Physics Cannon: 11/30

==Actions==

Lothyra tries to read Section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide. She then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Aid and shoots some Croach with iAntimak Carbine. Bender gathers some more sacred items, then fires Bender's Gun at the Croach. UU Prime fires his barrage cannon at some Keepers.

Staff of the Cosmic Whole && X.M.D. Sword = Blade of the Cosmic Whole (LV. 8): 3/9

I tell the Vord to bugger off. This isn't their job. I then buzz them with a bug-inducing Ender Orb strike, while bugging them with hard-light flyswatters from the hive of HALI arrays.

I then douse the puns-and the Vord-with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 GL^3 (cubic gigaliters) of weapons-grade insecticide.

Origin Wands>Fine 2/11

I materialize an industrial-strength bug zapper. Or, more accurately, a Legendary Chain Lightning Wand (which is, a spell embedded into a physical object. Not necessarily a stick. In fact it looks a lot like a gun). Which I zap the Vord with.

To all, mainly piono:

I have not been able to post lately because of, amongg other, minor things, homework, family, Smogon, snowpocalypse, and my discovery of and subsequent addiction to MapleStory. I should be able to post either tomorrow or Tuesday.

Quote from The_Serpent»

To all, mainly piono:

I have not been able to post lately because of, amongg other, minor things, homework, family, Smogon, snowpocalypse, and my discovery of and subsequent addiction to MapleStory. I should be able to post either tomorrow or Tuesday.

Can I borrow your snowpocalypse? I still haven't had mine yet.
/null

31/45 Executor

22/30 Guardian Orbs

10/50 Weath Ray

My Action: I shoot the Aureus Sidus with a DOT popgun that inflicts DOT on it, then teleport into the middle of the Vord swarm. Due to Astroflux mechanics, the Aureus Sidus teleports into the middle of the Vord swarm in an attempt to pursue me, then gets swarmed by massive amounts of Vord that are trying but failing to kill it, distracting it from targetting me (I then teleport away while the Vord and sidus are busy fighting each other).

SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation realizes that this is the definition of K-class end of the world event, and arms SCP-2000. SCP-2000 will automatically revive the first 3 players to die next round, and is protected by massive amounts of weaponry (enough to blow apart about 25 Vord Warriors if the Vord Warriors attack this area). Scranton Reality Anchors prevent the godmodder from using godmodding to negate this.

Executor Action: Executor shoots low-power lightning bolts that dissipate in and charge the atmosphere, summoning a lightning storm somehow. In addition to lightning bolts from the storm zapping Vord, the rain makes it much harder for Vord to fly (insect+rain = insect crashing into the ground), reducing the health of ALL vord.

Oh man, we can't even keep up with the spawn rate like this! I use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 5 on the Vord if it's an attack, or on myself if it's a buff. The only way we're eliminating these guys is with a comb rave or waiting for help to arrive, as Twin said...

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield:Red uses BT:PRAESTANTES
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x27, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper

I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 7/11

Alright! I'm shielded! Nevertheless, i have been idle for a while.

I hope everyone enjoyed the Super Bowl!

Action 1/3

Unholy Assault: 13/50

Orbit Control: 38/50

I fire an SG553 (scoped assault rifle via MineStrike) at the Vord Keepers, emptying entire ammunition clips.

Sword Damage: 142K/250K

If they're spawning that badly we need to go scorched-earth.

At which point I take my own advice and unleash a constant, ever-progressing forward-moving hard-light wall armed with all the weapons I can add to it. It sweeps down the field and mows down the Vord and the Croach...

I Origin Wand up yet more HALI arrays, which create infrared hard light that moves in a wall to follow the first, combusting the very air it travels through.

Finally, I unleash Elemental lvl 10 and utterly destroy the remainder of the targets.