I quickly rally the players who stayed cowering behind us into a miniature army! They all charge at the Vord, and die, but deal some damage in the process!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and 2 random AG/N players with The Bullet Shielder
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x9, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 5/11
-Battlefield-
A small spaceship lands some distance from the front lines.
I quickly set up hard-light that constantly matches the background, or, in fact, a Vord shape and coloration. And scent. And feel. And taste. I then sneak up to the tower and activate the other HALI arrays, which form shells around the pillar and nuke it into oblivion with the several bajillion weapons they have.
==Elsewhere==
>>I certainly think I exist. Hmph.
"He says we don't. Oh well, we can neener at Binary quite comfortably anyways."
Transmission:
"Hey Binary! You can't get us over here! Neener!"
>>Go on, try us. I will warn you that your mind powers will not work in advance, to give you a sporting chance.
==Godcraft==
Anywho, I proceed to Origin Wand up some Vordicide and a sprayer. I then set up an SCP-786 funnel chain and spray it into the atmosphere, where it precipitates onto all the Vord on the Battlefield.
I set up two Red Matter Bombs...
The two bombs explode, one an instant after the other....
They go rocketing across the battlefield in the pull from eachothers' gravities...
And plow straight through the Vord and Croach. And impact the Tower, as well.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
My Action: I mind control random Vord Warriors, causing confusion and some death. I then use the diversion to launch into a mighty slash that cuts straight through 3 Vord Keepers in a row.
SCP Foundation Action: {REDACTED}
Executor Action: Executor uses gravity manipulation to throw an asteroid onto a collision course with the Croach, causing a huge crater.
I activate a Glyph of Activating and Creating Hidden Superpowers and Preventing Mind-Control or Power Theft, and display it such that it takes up my screen in the real world...
==Elsewhere==
>>Why did you bother with that?
"Now I get to make things up as I go along, as needed. Especially if he attacks HERE, as opposed to THERE. And he has to attack HERE, because THERE, I'm not HERE, due to the theoretical nonexistence we have, but I'm not anywhere in THERE either."
==Godcraft==
I then use my newly-created code manipulation powers to...Oh wait, Godmodder. Darn.
I use the Origin Wands to create a Vord trap - I create an obsidian room roofed with gravel to the height limit. The gravel then drops and the Vord within die.
Origin Wands > Fine 1/11
...They were only level 9 this entire time. Well that's a letdown.
Anywho I proceed to go into the future and get the alchemy from my future self, at which point I come back in time and duplicate it. I stick one copy in the Alchemiter's output so that I have something to claim when I forget about charging this later.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
My Action: I warp in a cluster of missiles that blow up a ton of Vord Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: After doing {REDACTED} 2 turns in a row, someone gets bored and uses Battle Technique: Containment Breach on the Vord Keepers for entertainment.
Executor Action: Executor blasts the Croach with high-powered lightning.
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Half-Pure Elemink Vial 7/7!
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine yet another type of ink.
A far more productive usage of my time, however, would be to continue in the slaying of these Keepers unceremoniously. As such, I prepare my wards and my mind to wield the most vile of all infused weapons in reality, save for the things affected by SBaHJ. The Cherub's Regisword. The mere existence of this thing is unusually painful, unless it is kept in a pool of Nightmare Fuel at all times when it is not used, as I store it. The happiness would infect everybody otherwise. I do not wish to deal with another debacle akin to the Grimdark versus Trickster battle. I have killed enough Tricksters to last several eternities. Yes, I have only slain two. But, in short, the frivolity is tangible.
Anyhow, I equip the blade, teleporting it out of a Void-bound chamber filled with Nightmare Fuel. The occult liquid drips off of the blade, sliding into the ground. I hold it, staring at the Vord. The red and green aura seems to dim, transforming into a far duller, sedated color. The monochrome aura leaps from the sword, piercing through several Keepers in the process. I promptly flash-step in a manner akin to a madman across the Battlefield, diving into the field of Vord. Suddenly, three Keepers are separated from their upper bodies, and collapse to the ground. Arcane curses ricochet across the area, striking Keepers and Warriors in discriminately, blowing their appendages and/or heads off with pure esoteric power. I abruptly stop my flashstepping, directly before seven Keepers. A dull blaze of energy pulsates from the general area of the seven, and they disintegrate into puddles of fine grey slime. Hah. Inky blue flames fly everywhere, burning several of the opposition in a deadly inkfire. A direct result of the curses, I would assume. It is better than draining the Nether of energy to fuel it, like I was. Netheric flames are notoriously easy to obtain, due to the relative openness of the dimension. Or rather, the openness of Nihil Magna in the first place. The Inky Abyss is far more potent, for me, at least. Others can utilize the Nether far better than I can. I stride through the chaos, avoiding the inkfire dissolving the Keepers. With a thought, a violet aura erupts from my avatar. Massive bursts of amethyst energy instantaneously melt Vord invaders. The monolithic aura appears to emanate occult power. The mere presence of such a thing promptly annihilates a Warrior through pure force. I decapitate a Keeper as an afterthought. Upon drawing the blade back from the body, I cast a curse. The corpse dissolves into essentia slowly, and then evaporates. I catch the gas on my blade. Then, I transmute the gas into a dark, inky liquid, and create an Infinity Rune on the surface of the Cherub's Regisword. Arcane pulsations rocket throughout a fifteen meter radius, skewering a Keeper. I transmute that Keeper into essentia as well, and bind it to the Regisword. I repeat this with another two. The three Vord souls trapped within the sword mutate it immensely. Nightmare Fuel begins dripping from the blade less readily, and the dull red and green auras meld into an unrecognizable grey with hints of pale red and green. The grey/green/red aura moves far more sluggishly than its previous incarnation, as it requires the life force of opposing entities to function efficiently now. However, auric manipulation is not the point of the attack. My violet aura steadily grows, evading destruction through dark energy. Sheer pressure begins to take effect. The inkfires in the general area inch towards the epicenter of the auric energy. Pure, undulating liquid Vis begins to appear as blocks are annihilated by the aura to fuel its eldritch core. In a singular moment, I mutter an incantation.
FÃrëa oari epeta.
At that moment, my aura congeals into waves of power, and radiates from the epicenter. Shockwaves capable of tearing flesh from bone exude from the aura, blowing hundreds of Vord backwards, momentarily stunning them, and dealing some minor damage.
I, however, remain where I stood originally. I teleport the sword back to its ever-ululating prison in a sealed room in the second most heavily-guarded vault in Greyhold, and stabilize what remains of my aura. I fuse this energy to my wards, strengthening them enough to withstand major attacks for the duration of the fuel's lifespan: around a turn. This, if it was not already evident, protects me for a turn. The wards, upon receiving this energy, begin to overload. As this would slay me, I fire out the excess power in a productive manner, whilst still keeping my wards charged. Shields of arcane sorcery appear around both Redeyes and Amp, protecting them as well.
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I finish crafting Calednest, and hand it to Erelye, angered at his desecration of a legendary weapon. Without a word, I appearify the Cherub's Regisword back into my hands, and walk away.
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The Battlefield, Now:
I politely greet Blue and Red when their ship lands, then return to sniping from the nearby hill.
And, of course, by sniping, I mean use of magic as a WMD.
A dozen spires of Hel-Ice laced with razor silver tear up from the ground under the Vord, impaling, then shatter into a cloud of fragments of high-speed shrapnel, subjecting the Warriors near them to death by a thousand jagged cuts!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Earth, Now:
The Unremarkable Man watches the alien Mechroa tear the earth in the destruction of his own country's military for a few seconds, then fires a his gun over his shoulder, the heavy 20mm slug slicing through the air at eight times the speed of sound, then, almost without slowing down, blowing through the hull and ammunition rack of an M1 Abrams tank in a fireball of detonating munitions and the curses of a gunner, about to fire his vehicle's cannon at the one clearly human threat.
As fragments of the tank fall around him, the Unremarkable Man fires two more rounds out of his gun, these straight up. Directly through the engines of one of the attack ships falling from orbit.
"...Well, if this is your decision, I cannot say I disagree. Please refrain from allowing the damn' stuff from spreading too far beyond this place, I like my planet in one piece."
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard 2 random AG/N players with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x11, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 6/11
-Battlefield-
Thank you, whatever your name is.
FseftrAI vanishes from the battlefield. He re-appears onboard the ship, where Red and Blue are waiting for him.
Alright, here's the plan. FseftrAI, take control of the ship's terraform functions and be prepared to use them to heal people. Blue, come with me, but stay back unless I ask for help.
Red appears where FseftrAI was, while Blue appears about ten meters behind.
Red:[N]Lv. 11:Red Author BATTLE TECHNIQUE => KEYBOARD [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BRAINSTORM/LV. 5 – QUALITY WRITING/LV. 10 – AMAZING ADVENTURES]
TEAMWORK [LV. 1/LV. 2 – DOUBLE TEAM/LV. 5 - COMPLEMENTARY/LV. 10 - SYNCHRONISE] ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SKYWARD GIFT/LV. 5 – LIFE FROM ABOVE/LV. 10 - TERRAFORM]
SHIELD SPELL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HANDWAVING/LV. 5 – GUARDIAN/LV. 10 - PRAESTANTES] COMBAT OPERANDI => OBCASUS / RED MORNING / SUPERNOVA Keyboard and Teamwork lines = Damage (Should be pretty obvious who Teamwork is with)
Orbital Drop line = Healing
Shield Spell = Shielding
Obcasus and Supernova = Damage
Red Morning = Buff
Hey Twin may I have the description for Lil' Cal's Dice? (Cal's Shirt && Fluorite Octet)
I pull out the Monado again, and charge straight into the Vord Keepers, and a symbol shines on the Monado. 虫 (bug) I carve a path straight through the Keepers, then jump out of their way and roll the Heated Octet, slamming it into them with my Catenative Lollypopper. A splotch of ink covers one of my eyes in a way that would represent a tear, which I quickly wipe away. Suddenly, ink gets into my system, damaging it. My ordinarily lax stance suddenly becomes rigid, and something inside of me seems to snap. I take out my Appearificator to bring back some previously discarded dice, and suddenly the Combatdice of Zillyhoep and Wardice of Zillywen appear in my fingers, with a grin on my face attributable solely to madmen and Tricksters. I then roll the dice, and a roll happens that hasn't since I first went Trickster. 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9. Oh BOY. Suddenly everybody blacks out. When they come to, all they see is a void where the Keepers used to be, and a white aura fading around me. Unfortunately, it looks as if a large number of them escaped my wrath. Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 4/50
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 10/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 8/11 (Junior Blotspitter)
Tetrixcalibur 4/11
LIL' CAL'S DICE: A set of eight orange D8. Their pips have been replaced with Lil' Cal's cold, dead eyes. They make you feel weird.
Huh? Since when do burning and frozen cancel each other out? I've done that successfully plenty times before... can you let it trough please, its cruical for the finisher...
/null
Well, ice and fire would cancel each other out, but alright. You end up Freezing/Burning Isaac, the Aureus Sidius, and the Perfect Sphere!
The Vord...
I fire a psionic spark off of my finger.
Elsewhere in GodCraft, a device blips with a mauve light. That location is either the seventieth or the nineteenth floor below bedrock in Greyhold. I cannot dictate which, as the psychic emanations from both areas are quite excessive. Hah. Hold on.
Yes, it is the nineteenth Void level. The first room branching off from the entry hallway is sealed from all external contact by numerous wards, and a lethal shock system I installed in the door. That was not the wisest idea, especially when there are several devices on that floor which react rather explosively with electricity, but I digress. A large amount of essentia tubes in the room all connect to a central pedestal, composed of corotite plating with a vesperium core, due to the metal's arcane abilities. Upon that pedestal, a crystal ball sits. Upon the release of the aforementioned psionic spark, the crystal sphere appears to transform into an orb of the same size, colored a deep crimson. Immediately, a valve within the pedestal turns due to some locks attuned to the crystal ball. Essentia is piped away from the essentia reservoirs in the core of the level, into a large, Flux Scrubber-sequel device. Large amounts of connected Arcane Bellows continually push air into the thing, as the tubes connected to it begin to fuel the device. Large amounts of Flux Gas leak out of the vents in the side of the machine, which immediately rise into the actual Flux Scrubber in the ceiling, and immediately transform into Praecantatio essentia, which is sent back to the V19th floor's essentia storage system. Yes, that letter V was intentional. Anyways, the central Vis Relay attached to the top of the device begins to function, shining with Vis. Upon doing so, the Tallow Golems in the room march monotonously towards the device. One golem pulls a lever, while another aids it. Upon doing so, golden runes fly around a Void Aspected Silverwood Scepter encrusted with Visink lying on the pedestal. The scepter levitates into the air, and floats towards the arcane device. The scepter reaches the device, and taps it, before disappearing in a flash of light, and reappearing on the pedestal. Instantaneously, the energy levels in the device deplete to nothingness. Back on the Battlefield, however, this energy is put to use. Strangely to the other players, an explosion of amethyst light erupts from precise points within some ten of the Keepers. Bolts of violet electricity rocket through each of these Keepers, and the force of the explosion displaces them within a moment of their appearance. The bolts of electricity attempt to act as chain lightning as well, passing to as many Keepers as they can.
—
Several minutes earlier...
I observe my screen. Sepulchritude. It is amazing. As the tear of liquid black sorrow rolls down my avatar's cheek in GodCraft, I wipe away tears from my own face. Afterwards, I get up, and walk down to my room.
~~~
Elsewhere, several feet away, an elf sits at his computer in the common room, programming. He notices my tears of joy, and watches me leave.
~~~
One week previously...
I stare at Navela, who is currently pinning me down on this absurd human sleeping construct. She leans back, sitting on my lower chest.
I'm not even going to ask why not, at this point. Is there any reason in particular you are doing this?
At this point, her grin widens. She leans in. I can feel her lips brush my ear.
Ok. BUT, you're coming with me.
At that, she elegantly leaps off of me, onto the ground. However, she does not let go of my wrists, likely on purpose. As such, I am dragged out as well, and land on the floor with a thud. She proceeds to walk out of the room, obviously into the common room. I follow, cautiously.
I do not remember the fire. However, it will not damage anything important.
> Alchemies
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (9/11)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Billy Textscrambler (3/11)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (5/11)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 25/34
> Action: Scientific Experimentation
I decide to test the hypothesis that Vord Keepers are not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
HYPOTHESIS: Vord Keepers are not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
EXPERIMENT: I then fire the supersized Toxicide at the Vord Keepers, dissolving through them.
RESULT: They are DEAD.
CONCLUSION: Vord Keepers are CLEARLY not immune to fluoroantimonic acid.
I then test the hypothesis that Vord Keepers are not immune to SCP-409. Same result: they are not immune.
> 05 Action: One-Way Shielding
I shield Cobalt and myself by putting a magical one-way gate in front of us. This somehow has the effect of reflecting all attacks sent at us while allowing us to attack normally. I then grab the supersized Toxicide and attempt to discover if fluoroantimonic acid damages croach. The result: IT DOES.
Finally, we finish off with Containment Breach Lv. 10: [REDACTED] on the Vord Keepers.
Critted 15 Keepers killed! Critted 15,000 damage to the Croach!
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Filled!
Inertialess Drive & RCS: 4/?
Physics Cannon: 8/30
==Action==
Oh God. It's the Zerg Swarm all over again.
Lothyra ubercharges the Croach in a harmful way with Universal Aid. She then uses Antimatter RIP on some Keepers, makes a shield around herself and Bender, and reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide. She also alchemizes Nanogel Hubship -c Sensor Array. Were-car Bender turns toward some Keepers, and runs them over, then turns back into a robot and winds CogWynd.
Oh. It seems that one of our friends has died.
She then quickly kisses Irecreeper (on the lips) then slaps him, giving him the will to live!
Whirl of Blades: 4/5
UU Prime plows through some Keepers, heading to the largest glob of Creep Croach. He hits a ramp, jumps through the air, transforms into his humanoid form, and deploys his twin energon blades.
You Anticharge the Croach, causing it to take 15,000 damage!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
20 Keepers killed!
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
Bender kills 3 Keepers and winds up CogWynd by 10%! He enters Normal Operations!
Irecreeper is revived with full HP! He stands back up.
UU Prime deals 10,000 damage to the Croach!
NANOGEL HUBSHIP: A modified version of the Nanogel Rocketship that now has a proper bridge with a built-in control setup so the ship can now actually be steered and move across the stars.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 9/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 9/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 6/9)
I honestly won't have time to make a Bug-Spray elemental alchemy. However, I can still summon a Bug-Spray Elemental. I proceed to summon it. The presence of the bugs, however, agitates the power to supreme levels, causing what was initially a summon for a Lesser Elemental to instead produce a True Elemental, the highest that can be directly summoned in such a manner! Seeing all the hyper-dangerous insects sucrry around, the being of death to all bugs decides to give them a reason to scurry the other way, bum-rushing the Keepers and suiciding immediately in a glorious explosion of Bug-Spray Element. The remnants of the energy from the blast turns into ultra-concentrated Bug Spray, capable of killing any insect, including the Keepers which survived the Bug-Spray Element's wrath. I take the opportunity and quickly erect a massive fan, which immediately blows the bug spray right into more of the Vord Keepers, killing them even more. Not content, I then proceed to animate the fan! The Fan comes to life, dons a Lightsaber and fan-sized cloak, and becomes the fearsome Obi-Fan Kanobi! Wasting no time, Obi-Fan proceeds to rush headlong into the Vord Keepers, slaying as many as possible before he then leaps behind them and blows more of the Bug Spray into their faces, totally diminishing the amount of Bug Spray the Elemental Deployed to zero but also killing even more Keepers! Then, Obi-Fan Kanobi uses his powers in another suicide attack, creating a massive tornado to blow the Keepers well out of position and into the air, scattering them, and leaving them open to me, using the Tetrix of the Arbitor I possess as a font from which to draw Pulchritude from within my soul. The Fiery Charisma I unleash from the tip of the pen, fired off like a railgun, seeking its targets and burning them to dust and ashes. Still not content, I then turn to the Croach and unleash Caledcrash on it, switching Tetrixcalibur for Caledfwlch. The scattered Keepers that survived all of that are unable to react in time to stop the attack, and I am quickly away before they can retaliate immediately to my desecration of their food source. To wrap it up, I poke a Keeper that got too close with a stick. As it turns out, the poke was forceful enough, and the stick sturdy enough, to penatrate some critical organs to the Keeper, causing it to perish.
Cobalt's Testwriter 10/11
The Billy Textscrambler 3/11
The Deleter 5/11
+2 max HP to all AGs again 27/34 (+2 from Tazz)
I shoot down some Vord Keepers with the enlarged Toxicide, drawing an image of Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet on the ground with their dead bodies... somehow.
I then switch to dual-wielding the Billy Bazooka and the Plumsgun and deliver a 10-hour speech composed entirely of Billy Mays jokes and Michael Rosen jokes while firing on the Vord Keepers.
I then pull out the Kill Screen and the Sharpener and fire straight through two Vord Keepers at a time.
I then switch to the CM10. I one-handedly solve the cube and turn it to the cube-in-a-cube position. I then fire it rapidly, creating many bullets of decreasing size nested within each other that strike and kill many Vord Keepers.
I then shield myself with the Unicoder by inputting a PHAISTOS DISC SIGN SHIELD in front of me, shielding me from the Vord's attacks for this post.
With the shield up, I switch to the Remington 420 and pump the croach full of DANK SPICY 42069 BLAZE IT 1V1 ME IRL M69 memes.
I then pull out the Wand of Radiation and irradiate the croach, then switch to the enlarged Toxicide and pump the croach full of fluoroantimonic acid, chlorine trifluoride and various diseases. I then switch to Notch's Smiter and decimate the croach with the holy power of Notch.
I then pull out the Sharpener and riddle the croach with bullets. SCP-409 bullets.
The Unremarkable Man scowls at the rain and raises the hood of his coat, conveniently both keeping him dry and concealing his face from the massive military arrival that appears a few moments later.
"...I suggest we abscond with all possible speed. Unless, that is, you care to kill them all, as I certainly cannot."
He takes immediate measures to avoid any incoming fire, and draws his gun again.
The Battlefield, Now:
I use Battle Technique: Manhattan Project on the Vord as a whole!
It appears my ally will arrive very soon. Good, I will need his aid.
You trudge towards the Vord and call upon the power of the S.S. Supergiant to supply you with one of the biggest nuclear missiles you have ever seen! You shrink it to a very small size, load it into the Dynamic Deathbringer, and fire it at the Vord! Although the nuke is super small, it packs a supersized punch, dealing 15,000 damage to the Croach!
Real World: "So, now I know roughly what the oh-so-scary fleet looks like. I shall have to inform the other players. Anyhow, before absconding, I might as well see what they can do." With those words, the entire facility rumbles. "After all, some power level has to be discovered before how much of a threat the fleet poses can be confirmed." The earth itself shudders, something BIG approaching the surface. "And I know just the way to do it. Begin visual recording..."
Suddenly, an unfortunate tank finds itself lifted into the air and crushed, shrapnel exploding in all directions but barely even scratching the Mechroa worm. More Mechroa worms burst out of the ground, immediately leaping into the air and targeting the craft. Unusually for the already bizarre virus, these particular Mechroa worms seem to be just as capable of flying through air as they are at digging through ground.
GODCRAFT: I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: ARCHANGEL, TARGETING THE... WHAT WAS IT CALLED? AH, YES. THE CROACH. I SUPPOSE IF ENGIE WERE CURRENTLY BATTLING THEM INSTEAD OF ME, HE'D MAKE A REMARK ABOUT WANTING ONE AS A PET OR SOMETHING.
Damn right I would. Those things are adorable!
SOME DAY I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU...
Apparently, it's specific to my kind, if that helps. Affects 1 in 100. That's all I remember.
Mainframe: Entity body at 93% complete. Stage 1 at 75% complete. Files 60% downloaded. Project Manhattan 0% complete.
The aircraft order a complete evacuation of the facility, with them staying behind. The ships deploy large gatling guns that start to fire up! However, they don't fire ammo... Instead, they fire a little stick that embeds itself into the Mechroa worms! In a few seconds, they are pinned down to the ground and their hostile systems are neutralized! They are then covered in a thick syrupy goop that hardens instantly, forming Bedrock!
As you to turn to abscond, the ships telekinetically seize the Bedrock and rip it out of the ground, throwing it at you. Overriding the Mechroa and changing it so that it is extremely effective against a certain target, they let it free and force the Mechroa to eat you alive. While it does so, Project Binary's influence extends all across the area and locks you away in a vault reinforced with about five layers of Bedrock.
You are loaded into the crafts and shipped into space.
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARCHANGEL
Unfortunately, you lack the Sacred Items needed to execute the command!
I throw the Splash Potion of Mutation at the Croach.
I then shield myself.
Tesla Star Complete!
Inactive Thuleprism Golem Complete!
Psiicrystal || Mini-Mecha Control Panel 2/X
Turretchair && Superamethyst-top Bowler hat x2 I donate a Bowler hat to Irecreeper, trying to give him back the will to live. Long Live the Queen 28/40 Goose 9/20
A portion of the Croach becomes horribly mutated and takes 8,000 damage!
You are protected from attack this turn!
TESLA STAR: An upgraded tesla coil that can produce electrical current over a large radius.
INACTIVE THULEPRISM GOLEM: A large robotic creature fashioned and carved from thuleprism. It appears to be inactive.
Turretchair && Superamethyst-Top = Mobile Turretcomputer (Level 5: 1/6)
I clone some Psionic Honey and an Advanced Psionics Manual, and give them to... NinjaV2403. He seems like he might desire more psionic power. Or perhaps it was psiioniic power. Are they even the same thing? I do not know, but I shall assume so. This is half a sign of good will, and half because I saw the sheer magnitude of his forum troubles.
I teleport upon a Keeper in a flash of violet light. Upon appearing atop the apex of the creature, I draw an object out of my inventory, gripping it tightly. It is Fahrenheit -451. The mere presence of the blade in the area permits the air within a fifty foot radius to become quite a bit colder. I check to ascertain whether or not it is in the FROST mode, and am satisfied to see that it is indeed in said mode. Then, I raise the blade into the air, holding it carefully, as if it might slay me randomly and instantaneously. Frost begins to encrust the actual blade, preparing it for a strike. Of course, I am not the most proficient in melee combat, to say the least. As such, I utilize my Mind abilities to tell what will constitute a counterattack from the Vord, and what will not. Being a Mage, and not a Seer, I can see how the actions of the opposition will affect me and my allies, instead of the actions of my allies themselves. That is generally what I do. Time seems to slow down, for me. The individual firings of each synapse in the brains of the surrounding creatures become evident, faintly. Looking into the realms of causality, I examine the possible outcomes of my actions, and how the opposition will inevitably react. Fortunately, I see very few paths in which the Vord actually counterattack. And, by very few, I mean three. Out of sixteen million seven hundred seventy seven thousand two hundred sixteen possible outcomes. Of course, I don't actually look through all of them. I just call forth the ones that will result in an unfavorable reaction. Anyhow, time speeds up once more. A pale blue light shines on the edge of Fahrenheit -451. I arc the blade down, and it strikes the Keeper almost immediately. For future reference, the entire debacle above occurred within sixteen seconds. Ice begins to form on the slice I made, spreading across the body of the Keeper. Gradually, the Keeper becomes utterly covered in frost, to the point of immobility. Of course, due to the construct of this blade, the ice is no mere frozen water, but the famed Magifrost Unmelting. If he escapes, it is not going to be due to melting, I can assure you. The frost turns grey immediately, before combusting in a blast of cold. This blast tears a large chunk out of the surrounding opponents. Hah. It will certainly render them incapable of movement, with it imbedded in his flesh for eternity. He will feel that in whatever realm they return to after their defeat. Forever. Even if they are dead. Death's quite a nice person, and I doubt he would deny me the opportunity. Hah. Anyhow, I promptly flash-step about, decapitating Keepers with Fahrenheit -451 and therefore freezing the surroundings. Upon backstabbing a fifth Keeper, I replace my blade with Fill 'Em With Midnight. Then, I bombard the nearest twenty Keepers with intense gamma radiation from the blade, instantly mutating them into puddles of sludge. I proceed to fill the Keepers with midnight. This reminds me of the incident that occurred with the Minecraft Elites during the beginning of the Arrival. I can recall impressing Binary with that. Hah.
Do Binary's military ships have the capacity to travel to other universes? Also, is Binary more powerful than Lord English? I don't mean with the Deudly Magnum, by the way.
They're pretty much the same thing.
15 Keepers killed!
We'll have to see about both of those questions...
My Action: "WTF are these Vord things?!!" I panic and combine the Teraporter and Chaos Sword into a deadly assualt, cutting down any Vord that dares to approach me.
SCP Foundation Action: {REDACTED}
Executor Action: Executor summons Green Aureus Shapes to attack the Vord, which absorb any corrosive or half-corrosive attack (note that biting attacks generally count as half-corrosive). They attack until killed, which means they attack forever because the Vord have no way to kill them.
Perfect Sphere Orders: I realize that the Perfect Sphere is vastly outgunned here without combat modules, then have it activate Phase Shift (a renamed version of Intangibility that shifts everything inside the Perfect Sphere's Sphere of Influence (like its combat modules) to another dimension for a round, preventing anything outside the Sphere of Influence from interacting with anything inside the Sphere of Influence). Note that this does drain energy from the Perfect Sphere. The Sphere then devotes all its power into repairing the AF Hangar.
AF Hangar Orders: The AF Peacekeepers are supplemented by a special Swarm Brigade with weapons designed to hit multiple targets (lightning guns mostly, because they chain between targets), and that combined force leaves the Sphere of Influence before Phase Shift is activated. An X-121 Carrier is spawned, but it stays inside the Sphere of Influence. Note that all ships with minions that can be spawned will spawn them all when they are first deployed automatically.
Stats:
Health: 15000
Shield: 15000
Armor: 1000
Shield Regen: 2000
Weapons:
Zlatte Constructor: Summons zlattes up to a maximum of 3. Zlattes have 10000 health and 1000 damage.
Triad Constructor: Summons triads up to a maximum of 2. Triads have 20000 health and 1500 damage, with 1000 stacking DOT (DoT wears off when both Triads die or after 2 rounds of not being applied)
Guardian Constructor: Summons a guardian (no, not that one or that one or that one) up to a maximum of 1. Guardians have 20000 health and deal 5000 damage, but can only hit one target.
Target Painter: Paints a target for drones to attack. All drones will attack this target, and will minicrit.
Gatling Gun: 8000 damage.
They're insects that can Take Over the bodies of things they kill and invade large swaths of land, like GodCraft!
All the Vord stay away from you...
[REDACTED]
The Godmodder snaps his fingers and the Shapes turn into plushies.
Oh dear, the Vord! Really like the drawing, though! If shielding matters at this point(can the Vord units send out like one dude to break it?), I build a giant bunker around myself and anyone else who will come in.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Inertialess Drive & RCS: 5/?
Physics Cannon: 9/30
==Actions==
Lothyra fires iAntimak at some Vord Warriors. Bender shoots Bender's Gun at some Vord Keepers.
Whirl of Blades: 5/5 Complete!
UU Prime stabs his energon blades straight through the largest clump of Croach. He then slashes the Croach horizontally, vetically, and diagonally before inserting his blades into the Croach again and spinning around. He then jumps up and deploys his energon hooks, then lands and starts pulling Croach up from the earth. He uses his nature as a swarm of nanobots to grow mini ion blasters to shoot the pieces of Croach in the air. Finally, he shoots his barrage cannon at the remaining Croach just to make sure he's done enough.
I would like to point out that I respawned the turn after I died, and do not think I have died since. However, if I must, I respawn and drag Ire out with me while doing it.
If not, I zap Ire with potent Glyphs of Life.
I then quickly set up hard-light that constantly matches the background, or, in fact, a Vord shape and coloration. I then sneak up to the tower and activate the other HALI arrays, which form shells around the pillar and nuke it into oblivion with the several bajillion weapons they have.
==Elsewhere==
>>I certainly think I exist. Hmph.
"He says we don't. Oh well, we can neener at Binary quite comfortably anyways."
Transmission:
"Hey Binary! You can't get us over here! Neener!"
==Godcraft==
Anywho, I proceed to Origin Wand up some Vordicide and a sprayer. I then set up an SCP-786 funnel chain and spray it into the atmosphere, where it precipitates onto all the Vord on the Battlefield.
You toss several Ender Pearls into the air and ready the Enderdragon's Scythe! You are teleported all across the Croach and slice it repeatedly, dealing 8,000 damage to it!
The potion makes the next attack against you deal 3 less damage!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use the potion airdropper to drop critmist potions on the next six attacks against the vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x7, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 4/?
-Somewhere Above Godcraft-
Blue looks at the newest comb rave on a screen, rather impressed.
Uh, Blue, you might want to take a look at this.
Blue walks over to where Red is, and looks out the window. A giant horde of bug-things was approaching them rapidly. Directly under the ship were hundreds of players running for their lives.
I told you I should've taken a military ship... Well, we might as well head to the Battlefield. It tends to be surprisingly safe in situations like this.
Next six attacks against the Vord will crit! You then notice a large shadow blocking out the sky...
The Godmodder kicks you in the face and steals 20 of your Critmist potions! He locks them away in an impossibly secure chest...
I quickly rally the players who stayed cowering behind us into a miniature army! They all charge at the Vord, and die, but deal some damage in the process!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and 2 random AG/N players with The Bullet Shielder
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x9, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 5/11
-Battlefield-
A small spaceship lands some distance from the front lines.
I quickly set up hard-light that constantly matches the background, or, in fact, a Vord shape and coloration. And scent. And feel. And taste. I then sneak up to the tower and activate the other HALI arrays, which form shells around the pillar and nuke it into oblivion with the several bajillion weapons they have.
==Elsewhere==
>>I certainly think I exist. Hmph.
"He says we don't. Oh well, we can neener at Binary quite comfortably anyways."
Transmission:
"Hey Binary! You can't get us over here! Neener!"
>>Go on, try us. I will warn you that your mind powers will not work in advance, to give you a sporting chance.
==Godcraft==
Anywho, I proceed to Origin Wand up some Vordicide and a sprayer. I then set up an SCP-786 funnel chain and spray it into the atmosphere, where it precipitates onto all the Vord on the Battlefield.
I set up two Red Matter Bombs...
The two bombs explode, one an instant after the other....
They go rocketing across the battlefield in the pull from eachothers' gravities...
And plow straight through the Vord and Croach. And impact the Tower, as well.
The pillar is made of Bedrock!
You don't.
Critted 10 Keepers killed! Critted 10 Warriors killed! 5,000 damage to the Croach!
My Action: I mind control random Vord Warriors, causing confusion and some death. I then use the diversion to launch into a mighty slash that cuts straight through 3 Vord Keepers in a row.
SCP Foundation Action: {REDACTED}
Executor Action: Executor uses gravity manipulation to throw an asteroid onto a collision course with the Croach, causing a huge crater.
Bender sets up a deadly array of every conceivable gun in existence and then morphs it all into a hilariously huge Sentry Gun! The massive gun fires every type of ammunition in existence at the Vord Warriors, killing 30 of them!
I activate a Glyph of Activating and Creating Hidden Superpowers and Preventing Mind-Control or Power Theft, and display it such that it takes up my screen in the real world...
==Elsewhere==
>>Why did you bother with that?
"Now I get to make things up as I go along, as needed. Especially if he attacks HERE, as opposed to THERE. And he has to attack HERE, because THERE, I'm not HERE, due to the theoretical nonexistence we have, but I'm not anywhere in THERE either."
==Godcraft==
I then use my newly-created code manipulation powers to...Oh wait, Godmodder. Darn.
I use the Origin Wands to create a Vord trap - I create an obsidian room roofed with gravel to the height limit. The gravel then drops and the Vord within die.
Origin Wands > Fine 1/11
...They were only level 9 this entire time. Well that's a letdown.
Anywho I proceed to go into the future and get the alchemy from my future self, at which point I come back in time and duplicate it. I stick one copy in the Alchemiter's output so that I have something to claim when I forget about charging this later.
The OP Scale rolls over and causes the Glyph to fail!
6 Keepers killed!
Your Origin Wands are Level 10. The ones that were alchemized last turn are Level 9 because there are multiple alchemy recipes for an item that can take varying amounts of posts to make.
My Action: I warp in a cluster of missiles that blow up a ton of Vord Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: After doing {REDACTED} 2 turns in a row, someone gets bored and uses Battle Technique: Containment Breach on the Vord Keepers for entertainment.
Executor Action: Executor blasts the Croach with high-powered lightning.
A far more productive usage of my time, however, would be to continue in the slaying of these Keepers unceremoniously. As such, I prepare my wards and my mind to wield the most vile of all infused weapons in reality, save for the things affected by SBaHJ. The Cherub's Regisword. The mere existence of this thing is unusually painful, unless it is kept in a pool of Nightmare Fuel at all times when it is not used, as I store it. The happiness would infect everybody otherwise. I do not wish to deal with another debacle akin to the Grimdark versus Trickster battle. I have killed enough Tricksters to last several eternities. Yes, I have only slain two. But, in short, the frivolity is tangible.
Anyhow, I equip the blade, teleporting it out of a Void-bound chamber filled with Nightmare Fuel. The occult liquid drips off of the blade, sliding into the ground. I hold it, staring at the Vord. The red and green aura seems to dim, transforming into a far duller, sedated color. The monochrome aura leaps from the sword, piercing through several Keepers in the process. I promptly flash-step in a manner akin to a madman across the Battlefield, diving into the field of Vord. Suddenly, three Keepers are separated from their upper bodies, and collapse to the ground. Arcane curses ricochet across the area, striking Keepers and Warriors in discriminately, blowing their appendages and/or heads off with pure esoteric power. I abruptly stop my flashstepping, directly before seven Keepers. A dull blaze of energy pulsates from the general area of the seven, and they disintegrate into puddles of fine grey slime. Hah. Inky blue flames fly everywhere, burning several of the opposition in a deadly inkfire. A direct result of the curses, I would assume. It is better than draining the Nether of energy to fuel it, like I was. Netheric flames are notoriously easy to obtain, due to the relative openness of the dimension. Or rather, the openness of Nihil Magna in the first place. The Inky Abyss is far more potent, for me, at least. Others can utilize the Nether far better than I can. I stride through the chaos, avoiding the inkfire dissolving the Keepers. With a thought, a violet aura erupts from my avatar. Massive bursts of amethyst energy instantaneously melt Vord invaders. The monolithic aura appears to emanate occult power. The mere presence of such a thing promptly annihilates a Warrior through pure force. I decapitate a Keeper as an afterthought. Upon drawing the blade back from the body, I cast a curse. The corpse dissolves into essentia slowly, and then evaporates. I catch the gas on my blade. Then, I transmute the gas into a dark, inky liquid, and create an Infinity Rune on the surface of the Cherub's Regisword. Arcane pulsations rocket throughout a fifteen meter radius, skewering a Keeper. I transmute that Keeper into essentia as well, and bind it to the Regisword. I repeat this with another two. The three Vord souls trapped within the sword mutate it immensely. Nightmare Fuel begins dripping from the blade less readily, and the dull red and green auras meld into an unrecognizable grey with hints of pale red and green. The grey/green/red aura moves far more sluggishly than its previous incarnation, as it requires the life force of opposing entities to function efficiently now. However, auric manipulation is not the point of the attack. My violet aura steadily grows, evading destruction through dark energy. Sheer pressure begins to take effect. The inkfires in the general area inch towards the epicenter of the auric energy. Pure, undulating liquid Vis begins to appear as blocks are annihilated by the aura to fuel its eldritch core. In a singular moment, I mutter an incantation.
FÃrëa oari epeta.
At that moment, my aura congeals into waves of power, and radiates from the epicenter. Shockwaves capable of tearing flesh from bone exude from the aura, blowing hundreds of Vord backwards, momentarily stunning them, and dealing some minor damage.
I, however, remain where I stood originally. I teleport the sword back to its ever-ululating prison in a sealed room in the second most heavily-guarded vault in Greyhold, and stabilize what remains of my aura. I fuse this energy to my wards, strengthening them enough to withstand major attacks for the duration of the fuel's lifespan: around a turn. This, if it was not already evident, protects me for a turn. The wards, upon receiving this energy, begin to overload. As this would slay me, I fire out the excess power in a productive manner, whilst still keeping my wards charged. Shields of arcane sorcery appear around both Redeyes and Amp, protecting them as well.
HALF-PURE ELEMINK VIAL: A vial of elemink, ink that is supercharged with the elements. Vis and taint swirl within.
I finish crafting Calednest, and hand it to Erelye, angered at his desecration of a legendary weapon. Without a word, I appearify the Cherub's Regisword back into my hands, and walk away.
CALEDNEST: A crimson version of Caledscratch whose blade resembles an eldritch tentacle. It is one with corrupt and occult energy, channeling the energy of oblivion rather than creation.
I politely greet Blue and Red when their ship lands, then return to sniping from the nearby hill.
And, of course, by sniping, I mean use of magic as a WMD.
A dozen spires of Hel-Ice laced with razor silver tear up from the ground under the Vord, impaling, then shatter into a cloud of fragments of high-speed shrapnel, subjecting the Warriors near them to death by a thousand jagged cuts!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Earth, Now:
The Unremarkable Man watches the alien Mechroa tear the earth in the destruction of his own country's military for a few seconds, then fires a his gun over his shoulder, the heavy 20mm slug slicing through the air at eight times the speed of sound, then, almost without slowing down, blowing through the hull and ammunition rack of an M1 Abrams tank in a fireball of detonating munitions and the curses of a gunner, about to fire his vehicle's cannon at the one clearly human threat.
As fragments of the tank fall around him, the Unremarkable Man fires two more rounds out of his gun, these straight up. Directly through the engines of one of the attack ships falling from orbit.
"...Well, if this is your decision, I cannot say I disagree. Please refrain from allowing the damn' stuff from spreading too far beyond this place, I like my planet in one piece."
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard 2 random AG/N players with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x11, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 6/11
-Battlefield-
Thank you, whatever your name is.
FseftrAI vanishes from the battlefield. He re-appears onboard the ship, where Red and Blue are waiting for him.
Alright, here's the plan. FseftrAI, take control of the ship's terraform functions and be prepared to use them to heal people. Blue, come with me, but stay back unless I ask for help.
Red appears where FseftrAI was, while Blue appears about ten meters behind.
Red:[N]Lv. 11:Red Author BATTLE TECHNIQUE => KEYBOARD [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BRAINSTORM/LV. 5 – QUALITY WRITING/LV. 10 – AMAZING ADVENTURES]
TEAMWORK [LV. 1/LV. 2 – DOUBLE TEAM/LV. 5 - COMPLEMENTARY/LV. 10 - SYNCHRONISE] ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SKYWARD GIFT/LV. 5 – LIFE FROM ABOVE/LV. 10 - TERRAFORM]
SHIELD SPELL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HANDWAVING/LV. 5 – GUARDIAN/LV. 10 - PRAESTANTES] COMBAT OPERANDI => OBCASUS / RED MORNING / SUPERNOVA Keyboard and Teamwork lines = Damage (Should be pretty obvious who Teamwork is with)
Orbital Drop line = Healing
Shield Spell = Shielding
Obcasus and Supernova = Damage
Red Morning = Buff
I pick a random Vord keeper and fill it with infinite Forge's Light arrows. I then do that again, about 10-10,000,000 times.
10 Vord Keepers killed!
The Vord Keepers heal the Croach for +100,000 HP! The Croach creates 500 more Warriors and 400 more Keepers! The Vord destroys the Peacekeepers + Swarm Brigade and deals 40,000 damage to CogWynd! They then deal 10 damage to gutza, Tazz, Maniac, Crusher, and 5 damage to Netpatham!
The Zombie Pigmen kill 12 Vord Warriors!
The Perfect Sphere heals the Hangar for +20,000 HP! Isaac and CogWynd deal 20,000 damage to the Croach! The Stone Golem deals an additional 4,000 damage!
The Aureus Sidus deals 8,000 damage to the Stone Golem! The Godmodder deals 1 damage to Isaac and 30,000 damage to CogWynd!
The Itinerary:
> All: Fend off the Vord Warriors and Keepers!
> All: Destroy the croach!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER:======================================== 1,645,500/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
I Bowser Swing a Warrior into some Keepers!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Antiink Gatling Wheler 6/7
New Alchemy: Bomb && Diamond || Banana = ??? 1/?
It's High Noon
I Inspect Potential Bucket and Magical Bucket. And then I spray bug-spray all over... everything.
Alchemies:
Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (2/6)
Iron Bucket && Potion of Potential = Potential Bucket (Level 3: 2/4)
Iron Bucket && Consecrated Magic in a Bottle = Magical Bucket (Level 3: 2/4)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and 2 random AG/N players with The Bullet Shielder
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x9, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 5/11
-Battlefield-
A small spaceship lands some distance from the front lines.
Hopebringer && Doombringer = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I turn the HOPEBRINGER to ROCKET LAUNCHER mode, reminiscent of the DOOMBRINGER's original mode, and I shoot the KEEPERS!
The Zombie Pigmen attack the Vord Warriors!
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Kid Radd Charge Progress: 5/45
The Badhand: 4/4
2006 Claws: 4/4
I use the good old method of just saying i kill 30 Keepers to kill 30 Keepers.
IT'S FOOLPROOF!
I Inspect Bottled Item-Fusion.
Also I chuck thousands of Exploding Villagers at the Croach.
Alchemies:
Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = Bottled Item-Fusion (3/6)
Iron Bucket && Potion of Potential = Potential Bucket (Level 3: 3/4)
Iron Bucket && Consecrated Magic in a Bottle = Magical Bucket (Level 3: 3/4)
==Elsewhere==
>>I certainly think I exist. Hmph.
"He says we don't. Oh well, we can neener at Binary quite comfortably anyways."
Transmission:
"Hey Binary! You can't get us over here! Neener!"
>>Go on, try us. I will warn you that your mind powers will not work in advance, to give you a sporting chance.
==Godcraft==
Anywho, I proceed to Origin Wand up some Vordicide and a sprayer. I then set up an SCP-786 funnel chain and spray it into the atmosphere, where it precipitates onto all the Vord on the Battlefield.
I set up two Red Matter Bombs...
The two bombs explode, one an instant after the other....
They go rocketing across the battlefield in the pull from eachothers' gravities...
And plow straight through the Vord and Croach. And impact the Tower, as well.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
20/30 Guardian Orbs
8/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I mind control random Vord Warriors, causing confusion and some death. I then use the diversion to launch into a mighty slash that cuts straight through 3 Vord Keepers in a row.
SCP Foundation Action: {REDACTED}
Executor Action: Executor uses gravity manipulation to throw an asteroid onto a collision course with the Croach, causing a huge crater.
Nanogel Hubship -c Sensor Array: 3/4
Universal Power: 8/11
Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Inertialess Drive & RCS: 6/?
Physics Cannon: 10/30
==Actions==
Bender uses Maximalist on some Vord Warriors. Lothyra blasts more warriors with iAntimak, then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Aid.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
==Elsewhere==
>>Why did you bother with that?
"Now I get to make things up as I go along, as needed. Especially if he attacks HERE, as opposed to THERE. And he has to attack HERE, because THERE, I'm not HERE, due to the theoretical nonexistence we have, but I'm not anywhere in THERE either."
==Godcraft==
I then use my newly-created code manipulation powers to...Oh wait, Godmodder. Darn.
I use the Origin Wands to create a Vord trap - I create an obsidian room roofed with gravel to the height limit. The gravel then drops and the Vord within die.
Origin Wands > Fine 1/11
...They were only level 9 this entire time. Well that's a letdown.
Anywho I proceed to go into the future and get the alchemy from my future self, at which point I come back in time and duplicate it. I stick one copy in the Alchemiter's output so that I have something to claim when I forget about charging this later.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
21/30 Guardian Orbs
9/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I warp in a cluster of missiles that blow up a ton of Vord Keepers.
SCP Foundation Action: After doing {REDACTED} 2 turns in a row, someone gets bored and uses Battle Technique: Containment Breach on the Vord Keepers for entertainment.
Executor Action: Executor blasts the Croach with high-powered lightning.
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine yet another type of ink.
A far more productive usage of my time, however, would be to continue in the slaying of these Keepers unceremoniously. As such, I prepare my wards and my mind to wield the most vile of all infused weapons in reality, save for the things affected by SBaHJ. The Cherub's Regisword. The mere existence of this thing is unusually painful, unless it is kept in a pool of Nightmare Fuel at all times when it is not used, as I store it. The happiness would infect everybody otherwise. I do not wish to deal with another debacle akin to the Grimdark versus Trickster battle. I have killed enough Tricksters to last several eternities. Yes, I have only slain two. But, in short, the frivolity is tangible.
Anyhow, I equip the blade, teleporting it out of a Void-bound chamber filled with Nightmare Fuel. The occult liquid drips off of the blade, sliding into the ground. I hold it, staring at the Vord. The red and green aura seems to dim, transforming into a far duller, sedated color. The monochrome aura leaps from the sword, piercing through several Keepers in the process. I promptly flash-step in a manner akin to a madman across the Battlefield, diving into the field of Vord. Suddenly, three Keepers are separated from their upper bodies, and collapse to the ground. Arcane curses ricochet across the area, striking Keepers and Warriors in discriminately, blowing their appendages and/or heads off with pure esoteric power. I abruptly stop my flashstepping, directly before seven Keepers. A dull blaze of energy pulsates from the general area of the seven, and they disintegrate into puddles of fine grey slime. Hah. Inky blue flames fly everywhere, burning several of the opposition in a deadly inkfire. A direct result of the curses, I would assume. It is better than draining the Nether of energy to fuel it, like I was. Netheric flames are notoriously easy to obtain, due to the relative openness of the dimension. Or rather, the openness of Nihil Magna in the first place. The Inky Abyss is far more potent, for me, at least. Others can utilize the Nether far better than I can. I stride through the chaos, avoiding the inkfire dissolving the Keepers. With a thought, a violet aura erupts from my avatar. Massive bursts of amethyst energy instantaneously melt Vord invaders. The monolithic aura appears to emanate occult power. The mere presence of such a thing promptly annihilates a Warrior through pure force. I decapitate a Keeper as an afterthought. Upon drawing the blade back from the body, I cast a curse. The corpse dissolves into essentia slowly, and then evaporates. I catch the gas on my blade. Then, I transmute the gas into a dark, inky liquid, and create an Infinity Rune on the surface of the Cherub's Regisword. Arcane pulsations rocket throughout a fifteen meter radius, skewering a Keeper. I transmute that Keeper into essentia as well, and bind it to the Regisword. I repeat this with another two. The three Vord souls trapped within the sword mutate it immensely. Nightmare Fuel begins dripping from the blade less readily, and the dull red and green auras meld into an unrecognizable grey with hints of pale red and green. The grey/green/red aura moves far more sluggishly than its previous incarnation, as it requires the life force of opposing entities to function efficiently now. However, auric manipulation is not the point of the attack. My violet aura steadily grows, evading destruction through dark energy. Sheer pressure begins to take effect. The inkfires in the general area inch towards the epicenter of the auric energy. Pure, undulating liquid Vis begins to appear as blocks are annihilated by the aura to fuel its eldritch core. In a singular moment, I mutter an incantation.
FÃrëa oari epeta.
At that moment, my aura congeals into waves of power, and radiates from the epicenter. Shockwaves capable of tearing flesh from bone exude from the aura, blowing hundreds of Vord backwards, momentarily stunning them, and dealing some minor damage.
I, however, remain where I stood originally. I teleport the sword back to its ever-ululating prison in a sealed room in the second most heavily-guarded vault in Greyhold, and stabilize what remains of my aura. I fuse this energy to my wards, strengthening them enough to withstand major attacks for the duration of the fuel's lifespan: around a turn. This, if it was not already evident, protects me for a turn. The wards, upon receiving this energy, begin to overload. As this would slay me, I fire out the excess power in a productive manner, whilst still keeping my wards charged. Shields of arcane sorcery appear around both Redeyes and Amp, protecting them as well.
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I politely greet Blue and Red when their ship lands, then return to sniping from the nearby hill.
And, of course, by sniping, I mean use of magic as a WMD.
A dozen spires of Hel-Ice laced with razor silver tear up from the ground under the Vord, impaling, then shatter into a cloud of fragments of high-speed shrapnel, subjecting the Warriors near them to death by a thousand jagged cuts!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Earth, Now:
The Unremarkable Man watches the alien Mechroa tear the earth in the destruction of his own country's military for a few seconds, then fires a his gun over his shoulder, the heavy 20mm slug slicing through the air at eight times the speed of sound, then, almost without slowing down, blowing through the hull and ammunition rack of an M1 Abrams tank in a fireball of detonating munitions and the curses of a gunner, about to fire his vehicle's cannon at the one clearly human threat.
As fragments of the tank fall around him, the Unremarkable Man fires two more rounds out of his gun, these straight up. Directly through the engines of one of the attack ships falling from orbit.
"...Well, if this is your decision, I cannot say I disagree. Please refrain from allowing the damn' stuff from spreading too far beyond this place, I like my planet in one piece."
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Hopebringer && Doombringer = ??? 2/??
Bug Spray && Widow's Inferno = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I turn the HOPEBRINGER to ROCKET LAUNCHER mode, reminiscent of the DOOMBRINGER's original mode, and I shoot the KEEPERS!
The Zombie Pigmen attack the Vord Warriors!
X-VIRUS 1/20
X-PLAGUE 1/30
X-EXTINCTION 1/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard 2 random AG/N players with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x11, The Bullet Shielder, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 6/11
-Battlefield-
Thank you, whatever your name is.
FseftrAI vanishes from the battlefield. He re-appears onboard the ship, where Red and Blue are waiting for him.
Alright, here's the plan. FseftrAI, take control of the ship's terraform functions and be prepared to use them to heal people. Blue, come with me, but stay back unless I ask for help.
Red appears where FseftrAI was, while Blue appears about ten meters behind.
Red:[N]Lv. 11:Red Author
BATTLE TECHNIQUE =>
KEYBOARD [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BRAINSTORM/LV. 5 – QUALITY WRITING/LV. 10 – AMAZING ADVENTURES]
TEAMWORK [LV. 1/LV. 2 – DOUBLE TEAM/LV. 5 - COMPLEMENTARY/LV. 10 - SYNCHRONISE]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SKYWARD GIFT/LV. 5 – LIFE FROM ABOVE/LV. 10 - TERRAFORM]
SHIELD SPELL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HANDWAVING/LV. 5 – GUARDIAN/LV. 10 - PRAESTANTES]
COMBAT OPERANDI => OBCASUS / RED MORNING / SUPERNOVA
Keyboard and Teamwork lines = Damage (Should be pretty obvious who Teamwork is with)
Orbital Drop line = Healing
Shield Spell = Shielding
Obcasus and Supernova = Damage
Red Morning = Buff
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LIL' CAL'S DICE: A set of eight orange D8. Their pips have been replaced with Lil' Cal's cold, dead eyes. They make you feel weird.
The whole combo kills 17 Keepers!
Well, ice and fire would cancel each other out, but alright. You end up Freezing/Burning Isaac, the Aureus Sidius, and the Perfect Sphere!
13 Keepers killed!
Critted 15 Keepers killed! Critted 15,000 damage to the Croach!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CONTAINMENT BREACH - REDACTED
[REDACTED] 10 Vord Keepers killed!
You Anticharge the Croach, causing it to take 15,000 damage!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
20 Keepers killed!
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
Bender kills 3 Keepers and winds up CogWynd by 10%! He enters Normal Operations!
Irecreeper is revived with full HP! He stands back up.
UU Prime deals 10,000 damage to the Croach!
NANOGEL HUBSHIP: A modified version of the Nanogel Rocketship that now has a proper bridge with a built-in control setup so the ship can now actually be steered and move across the stars.
Nanogel Hubship -c Sensor Array = Nanogel Smartship (1/4)
Inertialess Drive && Reaction Control System = Inertialess Reactor (Level 7: 4/8)
12 Keepers killed!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => CALEDCRASH
You expend 6 Elf Tears and Hog Slop.
20,000 damage to the Croach!
12 Warriors killed!
I have no clue, honestly. I'm pretty sure it's broken.
4 Keepers killed!
9VOLTGba = Chimney Stuffers Catalog (Level 1: 1/2)
5 Vord Keepers killed!
3 Vord Warriors killed!
12 Keepers killed!
You are protected from attack this turn!
12,000 damage to the Croach!
The Vord are insects; they don't have crotches! Great, another sentence I never thought I'd actually say.
+3,000 HP to the Stone Golem!
PSIICRYSTAL LEVER FORMATION: An odd formation of psiicrystal constructed in the shape of a lever.
Psiicrystal || Mini-Mecha Control Panel = Psiionics Control Panel (Level 3: 1/4)
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ATOMIC BLITZ - MANHATTAN PROJECT
You trudge towards the Vord and call upon the power of the S.S. Supergiant to supply you with one of the biggest nuclear missiles you have ever seen! You shrink it to a very small size, load it into the Dynamic Deathbringer, and fire it at the Vord! Although the nuke is super small, it packs a supersized punch, dealing 15,000 damage to the Croach!
Fluthlu is dead!
24 Vord Warriors killed!
The aircraft order a complete evacuation of the facility, with them staying behind. The ships deploy large gatling guns that start to fire up! However, they don't fire ammo... Instead, they fire a little stick that embeds itself into the Mechroa worms! In a few seconds, they are pinned down to the ground and their hostile systems are neutralized! They are then covered in a thick syrupy goop that hardens instantly, forming Bedrock!
As you to turn to abscond, the ships telekinetically seize the Bedrock and rip it out of the ground, throwing it at you. Overriding the Mechroa and changing it so that it is extremely effective against a certain target, they let it free and force the Mechroa to eat you alive. While it does so, Project Binary's influence extends all across the area and locks you away in a vault reinforced with about five layers of Bedrock.
You are loaded into the crafts and shipped into space.
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARCHANGEL
Unfortunately, you lack the Sacred Items needed to execute the command!
A portion of the Croach becomes horribly mutated and takes 8,000 damage!
You are protected from attack this turn!
TESLA STAR: An upgraded tesla coil that can produce electrical current over a large radius.
INACTIVE THULEPRISM GOLEM: A large robotic creature fashioned and carved from thuleprism. It appears to be inactive.
Turretchair && Superamethyst-Top = Mobile Turretcomputer (Level 5: 1/6)
They're pretty much the same thing.
15 Keepers killed!
We'll have to see about both of those questions...
They're insects that can Take Over the bodies of things they kill and invade large swaths of land, like GodCraft!
All the Vord stay away from you...
[REDACTED]
The Godmodder snaps his fingers and the Shapes turn into plushies.
The Perfect Sphere will use Phase Shift!
Swarm Brigade and X-121 Carrier added!
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
16 Warriors killed! 8 Keepers killed!
10,000 damage to the Croach!
You respawn.
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ENDER CALL
You toss several Ender Pearls into the air and ready the Enderdragon's Scythe! You are teleported all across the Croach and slice it repeatedly, dealing 8,000 damage to it!
The potion makes the next attack against you deal 3 less damage!
Psiicrystal || Joystick = Psiicrystal Joystick (Level 1: 1/2)
3 Keepers killed!
Next six attacks against the Vord will crit! You then notice a large shadow blocking out the sky...
The Godmodder kicks you in the face and steals 20 of your Critmist potions! He locks them away in an impossibly secure chest...
Critted 8 Keepers killed!
Critted 12,000 damage to the Croach!
They're not from a game.
The Warrior flies away when you swing it into the air! The Vord has wings!
Johnny 5 tells the Croach about how alive he feels, and then he just rolls around in a circle.
Bomb && Diamond || Banana = Bling Banana Bomb (Level 3: 1/4)
Okay, but keep in mind you won't be able to find out exactly what the items DO until you've finished making them.
POTENTIAL BUCKET: A crimson bucket that radiates the aura of nearly every potion in existence.
MAGICAL BUCKET: A bucket that shimmers like a Bottle o' Enchanting. A large amount of magic can be felt around it.
Critted 32 Warriors killed!
You guard yourself, Modpack, and Pit!
Critted 24 Keepers killed!
Hopebringer && Doombringer = Bringer (Level 1: 1/2)
THE BADHAND: A flaming Arm that looks suspiciously like the Power Glove. It's so bad.
2006 CLAWS: Blue claws infected with a virus: Sonic '06. They allow their user to go extremely fast.
But how do you kill them?
BOTTLED ITEM-FUSION: A metal bottle that radiates party and fusion. Its contents seem to be a swirling electrified substance.
The pillar is made of Bedrock!
You don't.
Critted 10 Keepers killed! Critted 10 Warriors killed! 5,000 damage to the Croach!
6 Vord Warriors killed! 3 Vord Keepers killed!
[REDACTED]
5,000 damage to the Croach!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
Bender sets up a deadly array of every conceivable gun in existence and then morphs it all into a hilariously huge Sentry Gun! The massive gun fires every type of ammunition in existence at the Vord Warriors, killing 30 of them!
You kill an additional 10 Warriors!
+8,000 HP to the Hangar!
The OP Scale rolls over and causes the Glyph to fail!
6 Keepers killed!
Your Origin Wands are Level 10. The ones that were alchemized last turn are Level 9 because there are multiple alchemy recipes for an item that can take varying amounts of posts to make.
3 Keepers killed!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CONTAINMENT BREACH
8 Keepers killed!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
HALF-PURE ELEMINK VIAL: A vial of elemink, ink that is supercharged with the elements. Vis and taint swirl within.
18 Keepers killed!
You shield yourself and Amperz4nd!
CALEDNEST: A crimson version of Caledscratch whose blade resembles an eldritch tentacle. It is one with corrupt and occult energy, channeling the energy of oblivion rather than creation.
12 Warriors killed!
BRINGER: A claw that will allow you to bring items with you wherever you go.
12 Keepers killed!
You guard ninjatwist and Granger!
You are now Red.
10 Vord Keepers killed!
The Vord Keepers heal the Croach for +100,000 HP! The Croach creates 500 more Warriors and 400 more Keepers! The Vord destroys the Peacekeepers + Swarm Brigade and deals 40,000 damage to CogWynd! They then deal 10 damage to gutza, Tazz, Maniac, Crusher, and 5 damage to Netpatham!
The Zombie Pigmen kill 12 Vord Warriors!
The Perfect Sphere heals the Hangar for +20,000 HP! Isaac and CogWynd deal 20,000 damage to the Croach! The Stone Golem deals an additional 4,000 damage!
The Aureus Sidus deals 8,000 damage to the Stone Golem! The Godmodder deals 1 damage to Isaac and 30,000 damage to CogWynd!
The Itinerary:
> All: Fend off the Vord Warriors and Keepers!
> All: Destroy the croach!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 1,645,500/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
ROUND 1: THE OVERWORLD
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 18/22. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/22. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 22/22.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 22/22.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 2/22.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 2/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
TT2000: [AG] HP: 11/22. Regen: II SHIELDED
Talist: [AG] HP: 22/22.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 23/23. SHIELDED
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
gutza1: [AG] HP: 12/22.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/22.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 22/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 13/22.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 13/22.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 22/22.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 17/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 1/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 11/20. SHIELDED
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 11/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 11/20.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x833.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x563.) More are summoned each turn.
Croach: [H] HP: 446,000/500,000. Constantly being repaired by Keepers.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 25,500/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 23,500/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 31,000/100,000 HP. Frozen: II Burned: II
X-121 Carrier: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 15,000/15,000. Armor: 1,000/1,000. Regenerates +1,500 Shields a turn. Zlatte: 10,000/10,000 HP. Triad: 20,000/20,000 HP. Guardian: 20,000/20,000 HP. Inside the Sphere of Influence.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 22/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII Frozen: II Burned: II
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 130,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIII 45%. In Normal mode.
Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 27,000/50,000.
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Aureus Sidus: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP per turn. Frozen: II Burned: II
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 55.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII IN USE (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Sacred Items:
10 Hog Slop
10 Elf Tears
3 Pie Filling
21 Weasel Snot