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Post III

I roll the Troper's 0ctet at DMK.

I then throw a Splash Potion of Regeneration at the AG player with least health.

Splash Potion of Regeneration o0O SCP-1100 3/X

Inactive Stone Golem && Thuleprism 3/X

Psiicrystal || Lever

Long Live the Queen 26/30

Goose 7/20

Act 1! +2 to Cobalt.



Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 7/11)

The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 7/11)

The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 4/9)



I perform the magnificent Caledcrash on DMK. No spicing this one up. I just want it to die now.

Post II

Really? Two buckets?



Iron Bucket && Consecrated Magic in a Bottle = ???

Iron Bucket && Potion of Potential = ???

And also something crazy.

Party in a Bottle && Chair && Jungle Wood && Spring && Cold Fusion Power Cell = ??? (1/5)

The Other Arrival: 29/50

Nanodark Rocketship -c Control Bridge: 2/4

Universal Power: 4/11

Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 7/9

Inertialess Drive & RCS: 2/?

Physics Cannon: 6/30

==Actions==

Lothyra shoots DMK with iAntimak Carbine and heals the Perfect Sphere's Bridge with Universal Aid.

Whir of Blades: 2/3

UU Prime turns into a a truck (with a rocket booster) and starts driving really fast towards DMK. He is still shooting DMK with his ion blaster while in truck form. Bender just stares.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd Charge Progress: 3/45
Power Glove + Volcano Arm = ??? (2/2)
Virus + Hedgehog Claws = ??? (2/2)

"HERE I AM, GUYS! I CAN PROVE MY WORTH! LET ME JUST FIGURE OUT TO FLY THIS HELICO-"

*assorted helicopter crashing into DMK noises*

"...Well, that settles the problem of Dave's return."

I pull out the Monado. "With this, the future is ours for the taking!" I then call on my inherent Hope powers, and bend the Monado to my will. The symbol displayed changes, along with the Monado's appearance. It's now in its II form. I run up to DMK and leap at him, then cut straight through one of his stupid wings. I then get a vision of the future. I see DMK about to fall, a golden glow, and a level 10+ player defeating him. It almost seems a bit unfair, until you realize that he can regenerate up to half of his health in a turn.
Oh great that character from some sprite comic somewhere is back. I toss Dave a Gutsman copy ability.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 2/50
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 8/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 6/11 (Junior Blotspitter)
Tetrixcalibur 2/11

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I guard myself and two random AG/N players with the bullet shielder
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC and BA DMK
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x53, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker, Potion of Nectar, The Bullet Shielder,

I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 1/?
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 9/9

Pyrrhon randomly appears and burns DMK's face off!

I smack DMK with a

Act 2! +2 to Cobalt.

Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 8/11)

The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 8/11)

The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle && Lesser Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 5/9)

I attempt to use Overtourged on DMK, or if that's impossible, For Glory. I am way too tired to make creative stuff right now, I just want DMK dead. The sooner the better.

26/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
26/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit

Death's Narcotic && White Fatalis Scale && Ghast Tear = Wingripper (Level 10: 10/11)

> R. K.: Heals Fluthulu by feeding him a flyig Spaghetti Monster.
> K4yne: Setting the Deerclops (Isaac if dead) by casting Fira!

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No Joke

UBER: 10 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I summon an army made up of armies, which are themselves made up of armies, and it continues, forever. They all attack DMK.

The Other Arrival: 30/50

Nanodark Rocketship -c Control Bridge: 3/4

Universal Power: 5/11

Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

Inertialess Drive & RCS: 3/?

Physics Cannon: 7/30

==Actions==

Lothyra fires iAntimak Carbine again, then heals the Perfect Sphere's Bridge with Universal Aid again. Why should she spam Battle Techniqes when she has a giant robot fighting?

Whirl of Blades: 3/5

UU Prime is getting closer to DMK... He activates his Barrage Cannon and shoots it at DMK. Bender stares, then yells

OH! YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY GIG! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN TURN INTO A CAR! WATCH THIS!

He then transforms into his Were-car form (but with rocket boosters) and drives after UU Prime.

Half-Pure Elemink Vial 3/7


+1 to Amp x2.

I have to agree with Tazz on this one. It isn't worth my time to take an hour explaining how I attack this thing, unfortunately. Perhaps in a little while.

I cast Maelstrombound on DMK.

27/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
27/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit

Death's Narcotic && White Fatalis Scale && Ghast Tear = Wingripper (Level 10: 11/11)

> R. K.: Idles.
> K4yne: I try out the Wingripper immediately by penetrating CogWynd with it.

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No Joke

UBER: 10 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 2/??

+2 to Irecreeper

The BRINGER OF HOPE Scope, Barrel and other parts all come together! They begin to fuse together, emitting blinding blue and white lights as they come together. I shield my eyes, and when I look back, the HOPEBRINGER is formed! Rival to the DOOMBRINGER, this gun is far more powerful, and brings about hope to the players instead of doom to their enemies!

I focus in on DMK, and shoot a HOPE BULLET straight at him! It is supercharged with the leftover fusion energy from the gun, so I shoot a DOOM BULLET after it, the two fuse, and hit DMK!

I summon the Pigmen, who attack DMK after the bullet hits!

INVENTORY

I boost Modpack's HOPE BULLET with my Hope powers, and fire off the Octoroon Rangoon, Realism, Prince's Chisel, Unpersoner, White Wand and High Roller Fluorite Wandthrowers along with it, turning it into a MEGAHOPE BULLET.
I then pull out the Monado II and cut off DMK's other wing. I then glimpse a vision of Fluthulu's head stuck in a WINDOW plugged into a generator. I then appearificate a window over his stupid face after plugging it into a generator, and deliver an incredibly hardboiled line. "Hate to cut and run..." I then cut the wire, and Fluthulu's face falls off, possibly killing it.
Monado: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 9/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 7/11 (Junior Blotspitter)
Tetrixcalibur 3/11

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I would like to use on my comb rave on DMK. If not, BT:Ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x53, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker, Potion of Nectar x3, The Bullet Shielder,

I dupe 2 potion of nectar
The Bullet Shielder AND Universe's Largest Umbrella 2/?

Half-Pure Elemink Vial 4/7


+1 to Amp x2.


Now, I have the time. ((In other words, I was re-inspired by reading the Pionostrife and the ARR1VAL again.))

As such, I ready the Hazel Wand. There is no ambivalence whatsoever in the blocky eyes of my Minecraft avatar.

I fire a bolt of dark amethyst energy at DMK. The stuff, whilst it streaks towards DMK, shifts in color, from the aforementioned violet, to an inky blue, to a Grimdark black, and back to violet. The occasional bolt of emerald green lightning flashes across the surface of the bolt. Within a second, it pierces DMK. A monotonous bang echoes across the Battlefield, resonating in a singular pitch. Amethyst flames burn on DMK where the arcane blast struck, slowly eating away at the organic matter. I watch, stiffly. The flames slowly die down, revealing that the violent exothermic reaction burned away a sizable portion of DMK's flesh. Upon noticing this, I transmute the inevitably existent ashes into some form of acid. I believe it is... hydrochloric acid. Yes, that seems to be the case. Anyhow, the moderately powerful acid begins to dissolve a large portion of DMK. When fighting beings who naturally regenerate health, it is usually effective to utilize flames and acid, as they are rather lasting and resilient forms of damage that are unusually useful in the destruction of the madmen otherwise referred to as mobsters. Especially mobsters, as these transmuted acidic and blazing substances were attuned to the life-force of the aforementioned mobsters. With a flick of the wand, an eldritch projectile emerges from nowhere. Arcing towards DMK, it promptly begins darkening. The particularly observant might descry the slight movement of a tentacular shape within the odd construct. Pure shadow emanates from the projectile as it strikes DMK directly upon the epidermis, and not a part of the flesh concealed by tentacles, bulbs, or other organic/clothing-relative bodily obfuscations. Speaking of tentacles, the blast resonates upon striking DMK. Shadowy figures move within the esoteric thing of non-Euclidean origins. Suddenly, tentacles pour forth from the rift, entangling DMK in an instant. They wrap around him, slowly causing asphyxiation. The only reason I know this is because of the hemorrhaging under the many eyes. Kind of like Equius, for that matter. That's likely one of the reasons he was smiling whilst being strangled to death. Sorry for the spoiler. ANYWAYS, the tentacles continue wrapping around DMK, before finally covering him. Then, the tentacles drag DMK through the portal-like blast. He returns several hours later, internally ravaged by arcane warping.

I activate the White Ring. Instead of projecting the energy exuded by the ring outwards, I coat myself in an aura of it. The foul stuff becomes quite the effectives shield, you know. As such, I am protected for the turn.

A LAVA WHALE eats DMK! (Lava Whales are 1000 blocks long)

I reap DMK with the Twilisaber.

((Actually, I don't see why they wouldn't be, as the emerald nova was presumably alchemized by Caliborn anyways, not to mention the fact that two different people have stumbled upon recipes for the emerald nova in-thread. It would just be ridiculously difficult to perform said alchemy. Under circumstances that would allow you to alchemize something that i level 650, you'd have the ability to bypass any other hurdles preventing you from alchemizing with the spoils anyways.))

Anyways, second to last halfjokealchemy:
Oblivion's Destroyer OR Ancestral Gunpowder AND Ancestral Bone AND Ancestral Flesh AND Ancestral Eye AND Ancestral Pearl AND Disc of Mojang AND The Black Monolith AND Fourth Wall AND The Green Sun AND The Fez AND The Hexahedron AND Update Terminal.
Well then. The mother of all overpowered swords. I don't think even the godmodder would be able to so much as hold this in his hands without getting incinerated.
Don't worry, if I even end up using this, even in said hypothetical situation, it'll be way in the future, and at a point in time where it won't just one-shot the entire field. This is mostly for 'what if'.
But its still cool to think about.

Battlefield:
Hank rushes up to Fluthulu, downing a potion of manpower, and uses Improbable Lvl 10: Madness on Fluthulu, then rushes in in the middle of the wave of improbable destruction and lays down pain in a large way with the break blade, slamming it into each and every individual eye of the gigantic monster.
Sushi, anyone?