I punch TT2000 in the face and revive George. He then goes home with his infinite cake... but at what cost? AT WHAT COST? I then stab DMK for killing George. George then suddenly goes into a webcomic and becomes... George. Huh. Oh well. I just let the Midnight Crew riddle Probability Theory Wasp Professor (as is his full name) with bullets after I use Lil' Cal on him.
XENOBLAD: 10/11
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 4/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 2/11 Twin, please name this.
Normally the Godmodder would counterattack, but he thinks it is justified in this case.
Critted 8,000 damage to DMK!
You use Lil' Cal on Professor Wasp! He becomes Cursed!
The Midnight Crew kills Professor Wasp! Well that was a waste of a Spoil, but okay.
Im not charging any of those codes either, im just checking what those would make and then discard (and maybe actually make one that sounds interresting) so id like to know those codes aswell:
Hey guys. I'm sorry for abandoning the ship partway into Act 3... i'll admit it, i was trying to make a plot contrivance to begin a summon...didn't work quite as well as i wanted. Now i look stupid in front of everyone. I hope there's no hard feelings and that i can jump right in and start firing shots at the Godmodder. Even have a Reason You Suck Speech directed at him for the final shot.
Now then, first question: Is there anything i should use my OHKO weapon on right now?
/null
(I'M BACK, TWINBUILDER! Keep me AG as usual.)
...Oh wow it's actually you. If I can be completely and genuinely honest, I thought that you had abandoned this game forever. As you can see above, I've taken the Deudly Magnum. (To everyone else, yes, I asked permission first. If Pit had said no, I wouldn't have taken it.) If you have any questions about the game, ask them. For now, attack Demonhead Mobster Kingpin!
> Alchemies:
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (3/11)
Michael Rosen Essence && Bag of Plums && Heckler & Koch HK417 = The Plumsgun (3/6)
system32 = Windowed Sword (3/4)
> Charges
All AGs get +2 more max HP: 9/34 (+4 from Tazz)
> Action:
Actually, smashing Wasp with a teddy bear that many times would still crush him due to the fact that to hit him that many times in as short an amount of time as the average attack, you'd have to smash him at relativistic speeds with crazy levels of acceleration. It already happened, so Wasp cannot meddle with it. He must therefore have taken a relativistic teddy bear to the face five hundred centisextillion times.
I supersize Toxicide with the Giant Gear.
I then meddle with Wasp's attempt to meddle with the next attack (or this one if he tries to mess up this one) he tries to meddle with by filibustering: I state the use and name of every character that is in or will ever be in the Unicode standard taking one hour per character, allowing the attack to hit both its target AND him with equal force.
> 05 Action: Reboot / ROFLuoroantimonic Acid I fire the supersized Toxicide at DMK. I then originwand up a "ROFL Filter", which is a filter that turns everything into a ROFL'd version of itself if it passes through the filter - helicopters become ROFLcopters, for instance. The fluoroantimonic acid bullets from Toxicide goes through the ROFL filter and turn into ROFLuoroantimonic acid bullets. These bullets release a neurotoxin on impact in addition to being highly corrosive. The neurotoxin makes you roll on the floor laughing until you roll into the pool of ROFLuoroantimonic acid or otherwise die.
You use the Giant Gear, attaching it to Toxicide! Its clockwork mechanisms spin around, causing the weapon to glow a teal light and grow dramatically in size, making all your attacks with this weapon crit for four turns! Unfortunately, this buff is useless against DMK, since all attacks crit against him anyway!
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chais && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 4/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 4/11)
OK, better be cautious. The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle (Strongest (and most common) Almighty Spell) && Lesser Almighty Element = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I use the Oblivion's Topper, generating the Amethyst fires and infusing the power into Fear No Anvil. It temporarily turns purple from the powerful augmentation it just secured-temporary, but still very, very powerful, I fire off a single, tiny spit of fire, expending the whole augmentation...And I hit the ground below DMK. The fire seems to die off, while DMK laughs. But then, an earth-shaking rumble rocks the earth, and out of the ground comes a massive purple Volcano, ready to burst forth amethyst lava right onto DMK. I proceed to use Eruption viciously against DMK. No holds barred now.
The Almighty || Bottled Megidoloan && L. Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 1/9)
You use Oblivion's Topper, dealing a critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
I request that I can get skills and attacks like everyone else!
By the way, I got a profanity warning for saying Ace's full name.......Really?......Really.
I realise what I must do.
Quest to defeat Denizen!: 1/25
I try locating him, but no luck so far!
Healer Bot: 2/10
I take my pogo hammer and bounce so high that I tear a rip in the sky. This makes a giant hole in the sky that works like a vaccum. Its sucking us all in! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CA-
Okay, I'll need to update the Echeladder to the current turn first.
The singularity ends up destroying the Medic C2 before it sucks in DMK, dealing a critted 6,000 damage to him!
Then, I hold the bottle in my hand, tightly gripping my newest discovery. The writhing fluid is certainly an excellent displayer of the mundane. In spite of such, I hold it up to my eye, in an attempt to better view the flailing liquid. I would doubt it has a consistent viscosity, having been created from Nightmare Fuel, nor do I desire to attempt to test such a thing. As I stare into the depths of the crimson liquid, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin suddenly begins to violently ululate, some furtive mutation attempting to annex the vital portions of his brain. Demonhead Mobster Kingpin's body is suddenly caught in a paroxysm of spasms, and the ululations grow louder, though assuredly not too much to bear in any sense. I continue to examine the Liquid Nest, apparently unaware of the strenuous physical duress Demonhead Mobster Kingpin is enduring at the current moment. A metaphorical stygian nightmare washes over DMK, not visible to any eyes. Nay, all that could be seen of this supposed terror was a minor wave of uncertainty passing across the Battlefield. The spasms currently hijacking the body of DMK slowly become more immaculate, as if he were gaining some form of control over his bodily functions once again. I look deeper into the bottle. Almost as if the paroxysms and spasms were directly connected to the bottle of Liquid Nest, DMK goes back into a series of violent convulsions. I proceed to stare slightly deeper into the liquid. Pained, laborious, deep gasps for breath not in the slightest way belonging to a human ring throughout the Battlefield. I remain utterly oblivious to the entire situation. Rather oddly, the tentacle wrapped around DMK with the claw attached to it flops to his side, uselessly. DMK tips over to the side over a minimal distance. The remaining appendage, the winged claw, tremors ever so slightly. I take a deeper look into the bottle. The aforementioned gasps slowly mutate into something far more human, but not quite. The convulsions, on the other hand, become something far more bestial and altogether sickening to observe. I look as deep as I can into the bottle of Liquid Nest, and DMK looses function of his body, and crashes to the floor, despite being able to fly. A muffled thud echoes across the Battlefield. I continue to make mental notes on the liquid, completely unaware of the debacle occurring. I hold the bottle closer to my face. The corners of my ever-stoic lips twitch slightly upwards. Perhaps not; that must have been some fabrication of a clearly distraught mind. One tends to go into hysterics when they hear an apparently human being slowly expire due to various brain hemorrhages!
((I can assure you it was a trick of the light. I may be partially insane, but I am not a sadist.))
Act 2. +2 to Cobalt. Welcome Back, Pit, even though I haven't met you at all! We have a memo on Pesterchum, if you're interested in that. #DTG2.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chais && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 5/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 5/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle (Strongest (and most common) Almighty Spell) && Lesser Almighty Element = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I make it rain Confetti upon Pit! Far more confetti than anyone has ever used to celebrate anyone else, ever! There is so much confetti that even the beefiest assault will fail against Pit, as well as myself (who quickly got behind the massive mountain of confetti), protecting the both of us from attack. From within the mountain of Confetti then comes a massive Confetti Monster, made by the colegmeration of Confetti. He quickly eyes up DMK, and realizes that his time is short, so he ought to go out in a blaze of glory. He levies as much power of confetti as he possibly can, creating a massive confetti beam of demise in his arms. He then fires it, destroying himself in a spectacular blast of Confetti, aimed directly at DMK's face. I then do a one-gun 21-gun Salute, courtesy of the Quick Draw. All the bullets wind up in DMK's face.
> Alchemies:
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (4/11)
Michael Rosen Essence && Bag of Plums && Heckler & Koch HK417 = The Plumsgun (4/6)
system32 = Windowed Sword (4/4 Complete)
> Charges
All AGs get +2 more max HP: 14/34 (+4 from Tazz)
> Action: Pangram Assault
I begin to use... PANGRAM MAGIC! Never mind the idea that pangrams are any different from regular sentences, this is totally going to work!
English: "Dwarf mobs quiz lynx.jpg, kvetch!" (All letters exactly once)
Spanish: "Benjamín pidió una bebida de kiwi y fresa; Noé, sin vergüenza, la más exquisita champaña del menú."
I begin to glow and letters of the various alphabets begin to emanate from my glowing body.
Russian: "Разъяренный чтец эгоистично бьёт пятью жердями шустрого фехтовальщика."
Japanese: "たゐにいて なつむわれをそ きみめすと あさりおひゆく やましろの うちゑへるこら もはほせよ えふねかけぬ" (All hiragana exactly once)
Esperanto: "Laŭ Ludoviko Zamenhof bongustas freŝa ĉeĥa manĝaĵo kun spicoj."
Many letters are flying around me now! But I continue on!
Finnish: "Törkylempijävongahdus."
French: "Monsieur Jack, vous dactylographiez bien mieux que votre ami Wolf"
Greek: "Ξεσκεπάζω τὴν ψυχοφθόρα βδελυγμία. "
Mongolian: "Щётканы фермд пийшин цувъя. Бөгж зогсч хэльюү."
Portuguese: "À noite, vovô Kowalsky vê o ímã cair no pé do pingüim queixoso e vovó põe açúcar no chá de tâmaras do jabuti feliz." (Brazilian Portuguese)
Sanskrit: "कः खगौघाङचिच्छौजा झाञ्ज्ञोऽटौठीडडण्ढणः। तथोदधीन् पफर्बाभीर्मयोऽरिल्वाशिषां सहः॥"
Cherokee: "ᎠᏍᎦᏯᎡᎦᎢᎾᎨᎢᎣᏍᏓᎤᎩᏍᏗᎥᎴᏓᎯᎲᎢᏔᎵᏕᎦᏟᏗᏖᎸᎳᏗᏗᎧᎵᎢᏘᎴᎩ ᏙᏱᏗᏜᏫᏗᏣᏚᎦᏫᏛᏄᏓᎦᏝᏃᎠᎾᏗᎭᏞᎦᎯᎦᏘᏓᏠᎨᏏᏕᏡᎬᏢᏓᏥᏩᏝᎡᎢᎪᎢ ᎠᎦᏂᏗᎮᎢᎫᎩᎬᏩᎴᎢᎠᏆᏅᏛᎫᏊᎾᎥᎠᏁᏙᎲᏐᏈᎵᎤᎩᎸᏓᏭᎷᏤᎢᏏᏉᏯᏌᏊ ᎤᏂᏋᎢᏡᎬᎢᎰᏩᎬᏤᎵᏍᏗᏱᎩᎱᎱᎤᎩᎴᎢᏦᎢᎠᏂᏧᏣᏨᎦᏥᎪᎥᏌᏊᎤᎶᏒᎢᎢᏡᎬᎢ ᎹᎦᎺᎵᏥᎻᎼᏏᎽᏗᏩᏂᎦᏘᎾᎿᎠᏁᎬᎢᏅᎩᎾᏂᎡᎢᏌᎶᎵᏎᎷᎠᏑᏍᏗᏪᎩ ᎠᎴ ᏬᏗᏲᏭᎾᏓᏍᏓᏴᏁᎢᎤᎦᏅᏮᏰᎵᏳᏂᎨᎢ." (Cherokee has 85 letters, 86 if you count mv. Note the the large amount of letters in a word.)
After reeling off the previous pangram in perfect Cherokee, even more letters begin to surround me, floating around me in a spherical shape.
I continue with pangrams in many languages... Finally, I rapidly reel off a perfect pangram containing every Simplified Chinese character in the main CJK block of Unicode. It is so long it would probably create a massive wall of text, so it is untranscribable here.
The letters condense into a dense ball of letters that appear in my hand. I hurl it at DMK at 0.5c. It disperses, spreading out to hit every part of him with letters. He is pelted with letters. The letters burn themselves into him and corrode through his skin while remaining entirely intact. Finally, they explode after burrowing deep into him, blowing him up from the inside.
> 05 Action:
I pull out Toxicide and, since all attacks on DMK will crit and crits do not stack, instead turn my attention to Fluthlu. I propose a bet with Cobalt: is Fluthlu immune to polonium-294?
I turn 05 down.
I fire on Fluthlu and the result is a clear no as Fluthlu's entire body fails due to the potent radiotoxicity of polonium-294.
WINDOWED SWORD: A cold metal sword that, when near the USB port of a computer, will fly into it and interact with the computer, allowing its user to manually modify any of its settings.
I activate the communication transceiver in my 'suit.
{{"I would very much appreciate some heavy fire support from Amp, H3. If it is not too much trouble."
"I was just getting armed up. It has been a restful month, thank you for taking care of all the hard work."
"No trouble. Just get here swiftly, I am not best equipped for heavy melee."}}
While I wait for my more heavily-armed allies to arrive, I project a telekinetic field around myself, absorbing attacks!
All charges progress! +1x2 to Erelye!
Demimech Retrofit 1/30! {+ six posts worth of two +1s from Erelye, becomes 13/30! At least I hope so!}
Manufactory Anachron, some time previous:
Let's just say the entire Tour took place during the intermission, RP-wise, and ignore the fact that I'm not very good at this.
We pass through the small airlock and enter a huge, brightly lit room, full of scientific-sounding conversation and the noise of machinery.
Small workshops and groups of Crewmembers are everywhere, as well as larger projects, each within a transparent, layered containment block, allowing observation with minimal risk of death, injury, affliction with unpleasantly magical illnesses, or incurable poisoning by radiation, chemicals, or any bioagents the researchers have managed to get clearance for.
Several such clearly have much to do with various versions of the Demimech system, from advanced new prototypes equipped for more specialized scenarios, to the battered and broken original, dismantled, stripped of its ludicrously hazardous, repeatedly melted-down beta-generation Monochromium reactor, and surrounded by researchers in the heavy radiotemporal hazard suits required to safely approach even the gutted husk of the once-grand armor. There appears to be some intent to use sky-blue Dwarven Adamantine scavenged from the Children's armor to replace the more severely shattered areas of black Adminium plating.
But the technological and thaumotechnical advancement displayed here is only a part of the importance of this room and those like it, for herein work the Crew.
I also attempt to refill the Sacred Items via forceful teleportation pulls from the future. Therefore, if they exist in any point in time after this, they will arrive here. Hah.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
> Alchemies
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (5/11)
Michael Rosen Essence && Bag of Plums && Heckler & Koch HK417 = The Plumsgun (5/6)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = Cryptovirulence (1/?)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 15/34
> Action: Assault of the TTS Ships!
05 and I join together and begin to call on the power of text-to-speech...
A cruiser makes its way through space. It is the Equaliser, commanded by none other than Pieboy6000 himself! It fires its main weapon, the Super Energy Projector, at DMK, splitting him into sixteen equal-volume parts! It then moves to take out the first part, firing all of its tactical nuclear launchers at it! It then leaves, leaving the other TTS Ships to assault it.
The second part is accosted by the USS Radar Overseer, rebuilt from its crash on Loltarctica! It fires its primary cannon at DMK's second part, uncloaking in the process. Immediately after firing, it recloaks and flies off into deep space.
The third part is assaulted by the USS Ruiner, Pieboy6000's other ship! It fires its twenty main cannons at DMK's third sixteenth, obliterating it! The USS Ruiner then disappears!
The fourth part is targeted by the the PilLOL of ROFLtumn, piloted and upgraded with Australium and Michael Rosen's essence by none other than ThePermian99 himself! Looks can deceive, and this is no exception as despite its small size, it destroys the fourth part entirely, leaving nothing! It then flies away to aid Austroflia in war!
The fifth part is tracked by the Sus Ship! Once used to prevent the Supreme AI, the CLPA and the Virussians from claiming Earth 3, it is now put to good use here as the fifth part is obliterated by the Sus Ship's DARO Capsule cannon! The Sus Ship then leaves.
The sixth part is attacked by a Roflcopter Fleet! The Roflcopter Fleet fills the sixth part with bullets that explode ten seconds after embedding themselves into the target! The Roflcopter Fleet then leaves!
The seventh part is locked onto and fired upon by the Diarrhea Death Star, created by Leopold Slikk, the Devil's Hell Star and Jokermingo himself! Imbued with the power of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet and upgraded by yours truly with powerful rofluoroantimonic acid, it turns the seventh sixteenth into a rofling pile of explosive diarrhea! It then dissipates, fulfilling its purpose.
The eighth part is assaulted by the Plescia, one of Vsaucewinner's ships! Named after PlesciaComedy93, famous for their Funny Flight Errors series and closing their account, the Plescia is also a transport ship. It turns the part eight of sixteen into a Highway Cookie that explodes, leaving nothing behind! The Plescia then flies away.
The ninth part is accosted by my own ship, the CSC Text-to-Speech. Piloted by my AIs (who have taken a break from type design to do this), they channel the power of text-to-speech to assault DMK! I have temporarily affixed Toxicide, the CM10, the Kill Screen, the Sharpener, Element's Maker (rapidly switching between polonium-210 and one of the elements created by SCP-2046 which when fired slowly decays into fundamental particles, causing deadly radiation to damage DMK), the Remington 420, the Constellate Pointer and Celestial Might to the side of the ship, which fire on DMK! I then land the ship and retrieve my alchemies, then command the CSC Text-to-Speech to leave, which it does.
The tenth part is locked on to by Project Goldeneye, the CLPA's greatest asset. Project Goldeneye fires on the tenth part, obliterating it and part of the diarrhea from the seventh part. Project Goldeneye disappears in a flash afterwards.
The eleventh part is accosted by the WTg Train! The train crashes straight into it, forcing an endless cascade of WTgness that destroys the eleventh part and the WTg train itself!
The twelfth part is attacked by an army of OMGJets! The entire Roflican army has been shoved into OMGJets with TTS voices for pilots! They open fire on the twelfth part of DMK, obliterating them! The OMGJets fly off afterward.
The thirteenth part is tracked and killed by the Orbital Rofl Laser, which fires its laser at the thirteenth part! It fires, draining all of its power and destroying the thirteenth sixteenth! The Orbital Rofl Laser flies away!
The fourteenth and antepenultimate part is accosted by the Geth Dreadnought, the best ship of all of TTS. Its most powerful weapon, the plasma battery, has a firing mechanism so large it runs throughout the entire ship and requires accounting for relativistic time dilation! It then fires its plasma battery at the fourteenth part, destroying it with a massive concentrated beam of plasma! It then leaves for Earth 3.
The fifteenth part is destroyed by the Scimitar III, the most powerful spaceship on Earth 2, dwarfed only by the Geth Dreadnought. It fires every one of its 500+ weapons at DMK's fifteenth part, obliterating both it and the rest of DMK, leaving only one part for me to destroy...
The sixteenth part is locked onto by me. I fire the Billy Bazooka at it. Fifty thousand times. Except instead of Billy Mays coming on through the speakers, it's the TTS version - Microsoft Billy Mays! He yells so loud in Microsoft Sam's voice that the sixteenth sixteenth is destroyed by how loud Microsoft Billy Mays is currently yelling. The yelling stops and all that is left of DMK is pretty much nothing.
The fifteenth part is destroyed by the Scimitar III, the most powerful spaceship on Earth 2, dwarfed only by the Geth Dreadnought. It fires every one of its 500+ weapons at DMK's fifteenth part, obliterating both it and the rest of DMK, leaving only one part for me to destroy...
The sixteenth part is locked onto by me. I fire the Billy Bazooka at it. Fifty thousand times. Except instead of Billy Mays coming on through the speakers, it's the TTS version - Microsoft Billy Mays! He yells so loud in Microsoft Sam's voice that the sixteenth sixteenth is destroyed by how loud Microsoft Billy Mays is currently yelling. The yelling stops and all the fate of DMK is finally revealed... it got mostly destroyed, to say the least.
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (Level 10: 1/11)
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 4/9
Control Bridge: 6/8
Physics Cannon: 3/30
==Actions==
Lothyra shields herself by creating Hard-Light Armor with the Sound of Silence. She then gathers sacred items and uses UU Ultimatium on Professor Wasp. Bender uses Universal Aid to heal all entities that aren't PG or BOSS.
You are protected from attack this turn!
+3 of every Sacred Item!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => UU ULTIMATUM
You expend 3 Pie Filling and 7 Elf Tears.
You quickly create a massive swarm of UU-Matter, purple goo that can turn into nearly any material in the universe! Then, you deploy millions of nanobots into the UU-Matter and control their shape using some remote gauntlets! The UU-Matter changes form and slowly shifts into a giant purple replica of Optimus Prime! You have earned UU Prime as a boon! You can use him in your attacks for a few turns.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Control Bridge: 7/8
Physics Cannon: 4/30
==Actions==
Lothyra uses Universal Aid to heal the Perfect Sphere's Bridge. If Professor Wasp is still alive, Bender shoots him with Bender's Gun. This attack cannot be meddled with. Otherwise, he shoots DMK.
I put out a call to the four kingdoms, summoning the Four Heross to climb the Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension and join us in battle!
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Dreamscape: OH, THAT? THAT WAS JUST ME. GETTING BACK AT YOU. I CAN'T STAND. YOUR PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. "OH I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU YOU'LL DO BAD THINGS" ATTITUDE.
Paradox Space: I already told you why I was here. To test the girl.
I fire Last Drink at DMK's hat. I then fire it at the rest of DMK.
I then drink a Potion of Instant Health.
Thuleprism Complete!
Stone Golem 3/4
Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal 2/4 Tesla Coil && Crystallized Magic
Long Live the Queen 21/30
Moose 2/20
Also, where is the Deerclops?
TT2000,You Monster!
Critted 16,000 damage to DMK!
+2 HP to you!
THULEPRISM: A dull yellow brick that sparkles with the flow of the ocean and ebbs with sinister undertones of dark magic. It can be used to craft Thulecite items when used with an Ancient Psuedoscience Station,
I take Forge's Light, and slam DMK with HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO: LEVEL 10! I also toe a rope around his head, ans squeeze it REALLY TIGHT, damaging his eyes MORE THAN A LITTLE.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO - TWITCH SHOT
I then shield myself. Stone Golem Complete! Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal 3/4
Tesla Coil && Crystallized Magic 2/X
Aperchair -c Minigun
Long Live the Queen 22/30
Goose 3/20
Critted 20,000 damage to DMK!
STONE GOLEM: A large robotic creature fashioned and carved from stone. It will attack the enemies of the player who built it, and looks al ot like an Iron Golem.
Its okay twin, I know how you feel. I run into schedule problems with the tvtropes session. Running it has made me even more impressed about how well you stay on top of this.
Aww yeah...
Everyone! Unleash your spoils upon DMK all at once!
WAVE OF SoW ATTACKS!!!
Also, welcome back pit! Nice to see you again.
Battlefield:
Hank initiates the power of the nether spire.
This'll be fun.
He then slams the spire into the area where the clip is normally loaded into the emerald nova.
He unleashes a massive wave of fire from the barrel of the emerald nova in the first ever combo-spoil attack.
The massive wave of fire rolls over all of the PG entities in billowing clouds of heat, but also has the effect of officializing the Wave Of Spoils.
All attacks involving spoils this round is included in the attack (don't use the magnum pit, that would be a serious waste) and that includes ones done before this because I wasn't able to post last night.
Anyway.
ONWARDS!!!!!
Preston Cole:
I suppose I'm not going to get a more straight answer than that.
Kalare, you're the mind player, do you have any questions that might let us know what's actually going on here?
Halfjokealchemy: Uh oh...
Caledfwlch OR Detonation Core AND Broken Halo AND Contaminated Gear AND Rapidfire Bow AND Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker AND Hivemind CPU AND Potion Supply AND Ender Orb AND Slime-inator AND Molten Processor AND Infinity Blade AND Prism AND Lil' Cal AND Shockwave-Laser Cannon AND Sacred Pool Balls AND Deudly Magnum AND Emerald Nova AND Waluigi Thyme AND Wither Plate AND Auditory Piston AND Inferno Servo AND Silver Eye AND Magma Multiplier AND Table Leg AND Spare Tentacle AND Providence's Topper AND Red Scale AND Twitchy Staff AND Monolithium AND Chaos Heart AND Faceless Eight AND Necro Smasher AND Black Matter Gun AND Kitsune Charm AND Glitch Wrench AND Hard-Light Gun AND Oblivion's Topper AND Serpent's Fang AND Pale Valve AND Giant Gear AND Nether Spire AND Amethyst Spike.
Wow. That took a while to type. We sure do have a lot of spoils. This sword is going to be OP as heck.
You use the Emerald Nova and Nether Spire to deal a critted 60,000 damage to DMK and 10,000 damage to the other PGs!
You know Spoils aren't allowed in alchemy at all, even in hypothetical circumstances? Whatever, I'll show you this anyway...
I slap TT2000 again for being so horrible. I then attempt to revive George's relatives. I have a rousing success. I then take out the Twitchy Staff and stab DMK in the gut with it. I also stab him with the Heated Octet, but they fall out and activate against him.
XENOBLAD: 11/11 Woo, the Monado!
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 5/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 3/11
I duplicate a Potion of Nectar.
You use the Twitchy Staff and deal a critted 30,000 damage to DMK! You fail to Confuse him as he is already completely vulnerable, but you Confuse the two other PG entities!
DMK uses RUNNING NUMBERS and manipulates the numbers in his favor. He's got the entire business under lockdown, see? Using the dice, he completely maxes out his Vim and will now prepare a large and devastating attack!
MONADO: A large red energy blade that has the power to manipulate all of the code around itself, and change the material and immaterial shape of the world in the process. This can be used to fuel immensely powerful attacks. The blade also grants its user the power of foresight.
> R. K.: Heals Professor Wasp (Fluthulu if dead) with the No Joke.
> K4yne: I equip Fluthulu with the next elemental counterattack aura prototype, namely a Darkness fueled one.
You wield the Black Inches and raise it into the sky, black energies channeling into it! Instead of channeling the power of creation, you begin to manipulate the energies of oblivion and destruction, destroying the landscape around you! DMK gets caught in the onslaught and takes a critted 40,000 damage!
+3,000 HP to the Hangar!
MINI-MECHA PSIIONICS CRYSTAL:
CRYSTAL COIL: A Tesla Coil that produces large amounts of crystal magic instead of electricity.
I throw a sharpel Bomb at the DMK, Which I then use the Bling bayonet to fire a bullet at it, Which Hits it. The bomb explodes, Spraying Sharpel at the DMK. I then throw a Splash potion at the DMK, which has Wither XXXXXIIIVIII
I also make a new alchemy:
Staff of the Cosmic Whole && X.M.D. Sword = ??? (LV. ??)
You probably know these weapons from Pre-Scratch, which I have not used them since Post-Scratch.
Critted 12,000 damage to DMK! His regeneration cannot be negated by you! The only way it could be was by fully lowering his Emotions gauge, which has been accomplished.
What exactly do those do again? I remember them, but I don't remember their abilities...
I do a dance on the DMKs head with large boots. Boots that weight infinity pounds. And have infinity spikes embedded into them. That contain an infinite amount of poison. Each.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use my spoil on DMK
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x50, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 7/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 6/9
The Shockwave Laser-Cannon deals a critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
"Not bad, TT. I approve.""JUST FOR THE RECORD, APPROVAL FROM ENGIE USUALLY MEANS YOU DID SOMETHING MORALLY CONSIDERED UNFORGIVABLE BY THE AVERAGE PERSON."
GODCRAFT: RIGHT THEN. I USE COMBAT OPERANDI: ONE STEP AHEAD, TARGETING DMK.
Real World: "The door's trapped. Blasting it off would alert Binary to our presense and probably kill you." Thankfully, the next key works, and the drone trudges out onto the roof. As it turns out, it happens to be raining.
> engie_ninja?: COMBAT OPERANDI => ONE STEP AHEAD
You expend 4 of every Sacred Item!
Readying a specialized gun, you activate it and flashstep towards DMK. The gun causes you to phase in and out of space, making it seem like you don't exist at all. As DMK moves to attack you, you phase out of reality, always being one step ahead of him! You manage to get to incredibly close range and create a massive holographic image of a boot that takes one step forward and smashes DMK! Critted 60,000 damage!
I pump half-pure liquid Vis into a bottle. Of course, half-pure means that it is composed of liquid Taint, which is not the best for anybody who does not know how to utilize it, and actual liquid Vis. Then, I alchemize Half-Pure Vis Bottle && Salis Mundus && Ink Vial 1/???.
Afterwards, I stare at DMK momentarily. Of course, he is not nearly as fascinating as other things I could examine to a far greater degree. Primarily, my bottle of Liquid Nest. Of all the things I have examined, it is one of the most fascinatingly manipulative type of ink I have seen in quite some time. Hah. Anyhow, I stare back into the depths of the Liquid Nest bottle. Suddenly, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin's muscles become very rigid. He floats, still. A shudder escapes across the body of DMK, accompanied by some furtive wave of distress. I continue to examine the properties of the Liquid Nest as best I can, as the stuff is literally ever-changing. A stygian discoloration grows to prominence underneath every one of the many eyes possessed by DMK. The entire body of DMK, barring the hemorrhaging under the eyes, grows slightly red. The rigid grip some internal condition has on the muscles of Demonhead Mobster Kingpin abruptly slackens. DMK's levitational abilities cease function, due to a lack of oxygen, and he crashes to the ground. Human-sounding ululations emanate from the position DMK is currently in, both demonic and human, as well as bestial and pained. The red color gives way to a far paler complexion, and gasps for breath replace the screams of suffering. How fortuitous. I peer deeper into the depths of the Liquid Nest. The deep breaths slow very gradually, as if the esophagus were being constricted by some arcane force. But, that's ridiculous. Nothing is wrong. Upon peering into the bottle slightly more, a series of consecutive thumps becomes painfully evident. The hearts of (mildly) demonic creatures are known for their audibility, you know. Then again, the mildly demonic are not usually this susceptible to the wiles of various types of ictus. Nor asphyxiation, for that matter. Alas, this appears to not be the case with Demonhead Mobster Kingpin. In fact, it appears to be quite the inversion. Random paroxysms and neural hemorrhaging are not the norm for entities of such a high stature. Anyhow, I peer slightly deeper into the Liquid Nest. Shaky convulsions pass over the inert body of DMK, rapidly ceasing and restarting in a manner befitting of the morally decrepit, and the psychotic genocidal. Satisfied, I put the Liquid Nest bottle away. My eyes sweep over to DMK. I do not change in expression, it seems.
I activate the Black Ring; dark energy straight from the depths of the Inky Abyss courses through me. I slash my hand through the air, clawing at nothing. Drips of ink pool on the floor from those particular points. Several minutes later, I telekinetically levitate the stuff an inch above me, creating a shield. Then, I pulse the energy of the Abyss through the shield, energizing it. After doing so, I deactivate the ring, to prevent my spontaneous combustion.
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Clearly, you do not understand what the Mind actually is. But, then again, you have no reason to know. But, I digress.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and a random AG/N with ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x51, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 8/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 7/9
You shield yourself and generic from attack this turn!
I hand fseftr a duped Potion of Nectar, and drink one for myself. I then use the Pale Valve on DMK and roll the Windy Octet, blowing him away.
XENOSAGA 1/??
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 6/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 4/11
JOKEALCHEMY: Blue Generic Object && SCP-914 && Spiral Sucker && Robot Parts && Fluorite Octet && .JPEG Element Aura && MSPA Face
+4 HP to generic!
You use the Pale Valve and fire a ball of water at DMK, dealing a critted 30,000 damage!
DMK blows the octet away using his increased attack power!
XENOSAGA = Meatsaw (Level 4: 1/5)
Blue Generic Object && SCP-914 && Spiral Sucker && Robot Parts && Fluorite Octet && .Jpeg Aura && MSPA Face = Johnny 5 (Lv. 10)
4/50 Weath Ray
Preview: Chaos Sword && The Teraporter
My Action: I wrap the godmodder in tasty, soundproof bacon, then throw him into DMK's mouth. The godmodder is forced to exit explosively to avoid taking damage, as teleportation is disabled.
SCP Foundation Action: "Alright guys, do Battle Technique: Containment Breach again. This time, try to aim it at DMK."
Executor Action: Executor panics because its primary attack relies on teleportation (yes, it has only been using secondary attacks so far), and overrides the godmodder's teleportation jam.
Chaos Sword && The Teraporter = The Entroporter (Level 8)
Suddenly, several hostile SCPs break contaiment and run wild in the Battlefield: SCP-560, SCP-122, and SCP-1332 break containment and aggress DMK, dealing a critted 15,000 damage to him!
The Godmodder's teleportation jam isn't overrided because that would require console commands, and the Executor cannot use them!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard as many random AG/N players I can with my new alchemy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x52, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker, Potion of Nectar
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 9/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 8/9
THE BULLET SHIELDER: An upgraded version of the Bullet Catcher that will create a large circular shield forged from an umbrella, protecting multiple players! You use it to protect Crusher48, Tazz, and Talist!
My Action: I use a deadly parasite to make all of DMK's eyes explode.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation personnel make an addon to the Alchemiter: The zoology chamber! This contains various mobs that have been contained due to their anomolous properties (in relation to real life), and can be integrated into alchemy somehow.
Executor Action: Executor accelerates an Aureus Warrior to relativistic speeds and uses it to impact DMK, splattering anti-healing plasma all over it. Also, it shows that since its attack last round has Aureus Warriors in it to nullify healing, DMK should not have regened that round.
Critted 16,000 damage!
Entities cannot be used in alchemy, so the upgrade isn't accepted.
I've stated several times that you can't lower or negate DMK's regen.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 6/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 6/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle (Strongest (and most common) Almighty Spell) && Lesser Almighty Element = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
I proceed to draw the Ring Deader. This thing has gone unused for a little while, but no longer! I proceed to fire its devastating payload at DMK's everything. Face, eyes, brambles, bulb, wing, tentacles, and every other body part that DMK has. It's all fired. The exception is his hat, which is obviously too magnificent to harm. Of course, this is also because I quickly yank his hat off his head and use it's impressive size to slam it into him several times at high speeds, then use the Man Ender just to pump DMK full of even more lead. Irradiated Lead, at that.
Well fine then. I use Silicon Snipe on Professor Wasp instead. Or DMK if Wasp is dead.
Cogwynd uses Raptor Leap on DMK.
Winded: 25%
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
About TT2000, strange thing is, even though I'm usually rather sensitive to war crimes, I don't actually mind this that much. In fact, what I found more objectionable was when Ereyle killed off Bender for insulting him.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x1 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing + magic crits?)
Potion of Ambrosa O0O Potion of Fury = Potion of Zeus Done
Potion of War OOO glowstone = Potion of War II and +1
Oops. When I said Kinetic Generator for The Sparker, I meant a machine that creates electric power from kinetic energy. Just like a wind generator makes energy from wind, it doesn't produce wind. A generator or kinetic energy would just be a piston.
Wilson pauses his work for a moment and looks over to his Hoshi-No-Tama. Pity he still couldn't get that to change shape.
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SILICON SNIPE
Critted 15,000 damage to DMK!
POTION OF ZEUS: A potion that, on use, gives its user a large increase in healing, attack, and defense!
POTION OF WAR: A strengthened version of the Potion of War!
My Action: I assualt DMK with Combat Operandi: Concentric. If that fails, I use Battle Technique: Terajump instead.
SCP Foundation Action: Someone writes up a story on "Godmodderite" (like kryptonite, but it only works on godmodders), puts it in SCP-826, takes the stone out, and then uses it to nullify the godmodder's powers.
Unknown Entity Action: Aureus Triads are summoned, and launch a hyperspeed assault on DMK.
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONCENTRIC
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 3 Elf Tears.
Reverse-engineering the technology of the Perfect Sphere, you create a series of concentric circles that infinitely intertwine around each other. Their sacred geometry and the fact that a circular object even exists in the game creates a large anomaly, much like the Perfect Sphere. You quickly stuff it into the Teraporter and fire it, causing the circle to create a massive explosion upon coming in contact with DMK! Critted 60,000 damage!
The Godmodder WorldEdits SCP-826 out of the server.
The Aureus Triads deal a critted 10,000 damage to DMK before they die!
Well, since i'm back for the final days of the 2nd Godmodder War, i might as well start this off with a bang. And by "bang", of course, i mean SMASH PROFESSOR WASP WITH THE TRAIN I RODE IN ON.
Also i begin a charge to summon a 2002-2004 Webcomic protagonist called Kid Radd
Kid Radd: 1/45
(Kid Radd is the DEFINITION of Glass Cannon, just you wait.)
Granger uses a giant syringe, stabs it into DMK and pours its liquid sugar into him. ...wait, he got no diabetis anymore. Oh well, that still gotta hurt... Also using the painchimer to fear and burn various PG entities.
Preston Cole:
Thank you Kalare.
I don't enjoy my time in Paradox Space.
I try to avoid traveling here, so I don't understand its workings beyond what is needed to through a wrench in the gears.
I guess all we can do now is wait.
((Serpent, at this point, feel free to do all the exposition for Astria's trials up until a point where she would be in actual danger of dying without intervention. Please note, she is still Blessed, so the weak plot armor is still in effect. When Astria wakes up, Eric, Kalare and Raven will all be gone, and Raven will have been banished from the Preston Cole. Never to return, although, part of that is because the Preston Cole will only experience about another 50 hours from where we are before reaching Godcraft. Even if you don't do it all at once, but our guys are gonna get back soon, so I'd recommend hurrying up. Twin, as stated once before, this is just a run-on-too-long extension of the Preston Cole bit in Intermission 3))
Battlefield:
Hank uses battle technique I Got Better Lvl 2: Unexplained Recovery to try and restore himself to full health.
You get the Medic to heal you, and he takes you off to a secure hospital. In a montage that no one actually saw and is thus unexplained, you are healed by +8 HP!
The third Impetus Comb is now complete! If any of you guys want to use your Comb Rave, say that "I use my Comb Rave against (insert target here)!" I will then randomly pick a player from those people who will use it!
The Nezarian Fighters deal 10,000 damage to the Aureus Sidius! The Four Heroes aggress DMK, dealing 8,000 damage to him!
Problem Sleuth tosses the Tetrix of the Arbitor to Irecreeper, since PS cannot use Sepulchritude (he lacks a Level 8 Comb Rave), but perhaps Irecreeper can... That, or Tazz could, as he also possesses the weapon... Team Sleuth then sees that their earlier chain attack has allowed them to use their OWN Comb Rave! Ace Dіck summons Zombie Ace Dіck and Fiesta Ace Dіck and prepares to use the...
Critted 300,000 damage to DMK! PS and PI deal an additional critted 50,000 damage to DMK.
The Perfect Sphere deals a critted 12,000 damage to DMK! Its Peackeepers suicide rush and deal a critted 5,000 damage to DMK! Isaac uses Deck of Cards and pulls out The Justice! He gains +1 HP and fully recharges his Bomb! CogWynd uses Raptor Leap, dealing a critted 26,000 damage to DMK! He gets wound up by +20%! The Deerclops deals a critted 8,000 damage to DMK, but fails to inflict the Chilled status effect on him because of DMK's unusually high Vim! It seems to be radiating a permanent aura of heat...
DMK unleashes his massive Vim to create a powerful red shockwave that blasts everything back and summons a large swarm of clowns! All AG and Neutral entities take 30,000 damage, killing the Nezarian Fighters! He then fully regenerates his HP... But now, thanks to the new Impetus Comb, you should be able to take him out! Fluthlu takes 10,000 damage due to Fear, and both PG entities destroy the Clocktower Sniper Cannon! The Godmodder deals 60,000 damage to CogWynd!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defend Team Sleuth!
> AGs: Kill DMK, who is now in a vulnerable state!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the PG forces!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
==> II. DEMONHEAD .II <==
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The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER:========================= 0/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
Isaac: [AG] HP: 24/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 125,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIII 35%. In Tentative mode.
Deerclops: [AG] HP: 50,000/80,000.
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin II: [BOSS] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Regenerates +500,000 HP per turn. Emotions Gauge: 100%. All attacks against DMK now crit.
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Aureus Sidius: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP per turn.
Woo. On another note it's excessively silly, that text adventure. Be prepared. I then swivel Lil' Cal over towards Fluthulu, cursing it instead. I then appearificate an animatronic skeleton into it while spacing out, then start worrying about the horrible possibilities this opens up. Oh well. Lil' Cal looks to be on my side at the moment. Also I didn't program it with any AI so at least it's not going to move on its own. Anyways he appears to be dancing on DMK's hat. Huh. I decide to nock a series of deadly projectiles and let my bowstring loose, riddling DMK with incredibly pointy wands. I also take out my Fluorite Wandthrowers and pop the High Rollers in, then wield them as a true empiricist would, firing straight through DMK and blinding him. HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 1/50 Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 7/11 (Calednest) Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 5/11 (Junior Blotspitter) Ugh so annoyed that my octets keep failing. Whatever. Tetrixcalibur 1/11
*suddenly, a three-dimensional glyphic construct appears!*
*It is a Glyph of Causing Large Amounts of Damage to DMK!*
>Shoot DMK in the eye with the Improbable Firearm! Bottle the EMOTIONs overflow produced for later!
EMOTIONs && Gun 1/?
>Glyph of Causing Large Amounts of Damage to DMK: Activate PROJECTILE MODE and rapidly slam into DMK repeatedly.
==Multiple Elsewheres That Theoretically Don't Exist but Kinda Do==
>>I'm monitoring Earth's communications. Binary is getting uppity. We may want to extend asylum over here for players.
"Doing that now. Ugh, Godhead's interior is UCKY."
>> Right. Right. Why are you insisting we not just activate the buzzsaws?
"Because it's more fun that way."
>> I do not understand human motivations, as much as I do anyway.
>> At the same time, the Players of DTG2 definitely will be allowed asylum here. If this actually is happening in their universe. And indeed the players will be offered asylum as well.
>> You may as well Update up a bunch more housing.
"the sounds of typing*
==Elsewhere==
*suddenly, millions of assorted styles of house appear...*
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Wait, what is going on here? Is Earth forever ruined because of the godmodder? If so, I promise that I will either report his location to Project Binary, or failing that kill him IRL myself.
I finish my alchemy of Cheap Sword && Discordant Ingot = Sword of Perditio (3/3) and slash with it!Not at the DMK, but at the ground. 100 rocks fly out of the ground hand hit the DMK!
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~Albert Einstein
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Being the veteran i am, i know the best way to combat a boss is to shoot them in the head with a blade.
Which is what i do to the current boss. Shoot them in the head with the Warrior's Blade.
Also, let's try a few more alchemizations, shall we?
Volcano Arm && Power Glove = ??? (1/2)
Virus && Hedgehog Claws = ??? (1/2)
(I'll try to keep it calm with my alchemies. No spam of any kind will be used or eaten in this form. Because eating spam would be torture, even to the Godmodder. And that's terrible.)
> Alchemies
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (6/11)
Michael Rosen Essence && Bag of Plums && Heckler & Koch HK417 = The Plumsgun (6/6 Complete)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (2/11)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 18/34 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Text-to-Speech Multitool
I originwand up a TTS multitool and begin to assault DMK with it. (Death's Scythe reference anyone?)
I switch it to Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinet mode and smash the CCFFC into DMK at a high velocity. I then switch it to Really Sucky Virus mode and infect DMK with the Really Sucky Virus, Biological Edition. He immediately has a roflcopter seizure. I then switch it to Baloney Sandwich mode and fire it at DMK! I then switch to the Diarrhea Infested Toilet mode and slam the Diarrhea Infested Toilet into DMK, where it cleans itself (much to Microsoft Sam's displeasure) and empties the waste onto DMK! It turns out the fumes from the Diarrhea Infested Toilet are deadly toxins! I then switch to Highway Cookie mode and force-feed the infinite stream of highway cookies flowing out of the multitool to DMK, poisoning him with toxic highway cookies! I then switch it to OMGJet mode and get inside! I divebomb DMK while firing at him and just before impact I eject, wait for impact and then switch the multitool to Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms mode! The ruins of the OMGJet turn into Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms and I forcefeed them to DMK! I then switch it to Windows Torture mode, allowing me to unleash the true power of Windows Torture! It tortures DMK in a fashion that is so offensive it is unbowdlerizable! I then switch it to Parental Controls mode, allowing me to restrict DMK's movements by restricting his brain functions! The next mode is Angry Overprotective Parent Society mode, which automatically grants me access the Soccer Mom Virus mode, which I infect DMK with, restricting his ability to spout profanities! I switch to Jokermingo0044 mode, which allows me to command a miniature Jokermingo0044! I command Jokermingo0044 to blow up DMK and then grant me access to the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms mode, which he does! I unleash a stream of Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms at DMK, which fire their automatic firearms at him! I then switch modes one last time to reveal... Earth 2 mode! The entirety of the TTS planet is slammed into DMK at 0.9c, leaving it somehow intact and leaving DMK flying backward at 0.87c! I finally return the TTS multitool to its original state, the Original mode... then turn it into IWAY Cookie mode and eat one, healing myself by that last HP point. Then I finally return it to Original mode.
> 05 Action: Paint by Bullets
Using the supersized Toxicide, I fire a pattern of ebola bullets, Lassa fever bullets, fluoroantimonic acid bullets, chlorine trifluoride bullets, Really Sucky Virus, Biological Edition bullets, polonium-210 bullets and polonium-294 bullets at Fluthlu. This results in drawing a picture of a mossy cobblestone block on its face. Suddenly, a giant mossy cobblestone block falls on Fluthlu.
"WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. ENGIE, TRANSMITTING BROADCAST."
"...Hmm. Interesting. I see. Hmm... So, he's deploying craft in order to try to kill everyone here? And he claims even the godlike players won't be able to escape?"
"...YES. WHY?"
"HehehehahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT?"
"HE SAID GODLIKE! I AM NOT GODLIKE! I AM NOT LIKE A GOD! MY POWER EXCEEDS THEIRS LIKE THEIR POWER EXCEEDS MERE BACTERIA!"
As I loudly shout this out to Minecraftia, a purple shadow, flickering orchid occasionally, watches from the sidelines.
"I HAVE SEEN A MILLION CIVILIZATIONS RISE AND FALL! BILLIONS OF SPECIES HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF ME! THE VERY MULTIVERSE FEARS MY CREATIONS! ENGIETECH IS LITERALLY A COMMERCIAL EMPIRE OF WAR! WHAT CAN THE TECHNOLOGY OF EARTH POSSIBLY BRING AGAINST ME THAT COULD SO MUCH AS DAMAGE MY BEING?"
"OH DAMN. YOU'VE GONE INTO GOD COMPLEX MODE AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"YOU BET! MY POWER IS ABSOLUTE! MY WILL IS LAW IN OVER A BILLION LANDS! NO BEING I HAVE EVER FOUGHT HAS SO MUCH AS CAUSED ME DISCOMFORT!"
"NOT THIS AGAIN..."
"SO, SEND A SINGLE TRANSMISSION, STRAIGHT TO WHATEVER FOUL HEADQUARTERS BINARY CLAIMS AS HIS OWN!"
Purple, watching from the shadows, silently activates a hidden microphone, transmitting my words straight to where Binary can hear them.
"Come at me bro. I'll be waiting."
GODCRAFT: ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ENGIE HIMSELF. CALL ME TECHPIECE. BUT THAT IS IRRELEVANT JUST AT THE MOMENT. ANYHOW, WHILE ENGIE IS BUSY SAYING ALL OF THAT TRASH-TALK UP ABOVE, I FOR ONE WILL USE... LET'S SEE... BATTLE TECHNIQUE LEVEL 10: RAIDEN, TARGETING THE DEMONHEAD MONSTER KINGPIN. ALSO, BINARY PROBABLY WON'T TAKE ANY OF THAT SERIOUSLY, IF WHAT I CURRENTLY ASSUME ABOUT HIM IS CORRECT - HE ALREADY KNOWS. WOULD MY GUESS BE CORRECT? EVEN THOUGH I'M ALLIES WITH HIM, IT'D BE NICE SEEING ENGIE NOT BE A KARMA HOUDINI FOR ONCE. WITH THE THINGS HE'S GOTTEN AWAY WITH OVER THE YEARS, THAT WOULD NOWHERE NEAR BE SUFFICIENT, BUT AT THIS POINT, A LITTLE STING IS LONG OVERDUE.
> Alchemies
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (7/11)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Sentence Mixer (1/11?)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (3/11)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 19/34
> 05 Action: Fluoroantimonic Acid2
With the acid bullets from the supersized Toxicide, I administer the Acid2 test to DMK. First, I force-feed him the source code of the Acid2 page made of polonium-294 bullets. I then get him to render the page. And by that, I mean I dissolve DMK with acid until all that is left is a pixelated smiley face and the words "Hello World!", which are somehow coated in Teflon.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Black Thorns 7/7!
Half-Pure Elemink Vial 2/7
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Black Thorns.
I cast Woegothics on DMK (and refill the Sacred Items if this is impossible). Of course, I doubt there will be very many people who desire a Comb Rave. Then again, somebody will probably read this post, and ask for one due to my statement.
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> R. K.: Heals Fluthulu with the No Joke.
> K4yne: I activate Reverse Healing!
The Netherarria glows in a weak green light as i hold my weapon up. It's green light intensifies until the only colour left on it is green and the red blood of my enemies clobbered to death with my beautiful Diamond Pickaxe Scythe Thing. I jump up to the Deerclopses face and perform my own version Ike's Ultrea Smash, the Great Aether.
After i am done bashing the Deerclopses face in, the damage i have done transfers as a green orb to Fluthulu, who proceeds to eat and get healed by it. The Netherarria returns to it's original state.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Control Bridge: 8/8 Complete!
Physics Cannon: 5/30
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Nanodark Rocketship -c Control Bridge and Inertialess Drive & RCS, then uses Universal Aid to deal damage (reverse heal) to DMK and reads section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide. Bender shoots DMK with Bender's Gun. And now, for UU Prime...
UU Prime turns to the Godmodder.
You have made a grave mistake. FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!
He then shoots DMK with his ion blaster, then begins preparing for a great display of martial prowess...
I raise the Shooting Star, dragging two meteors towards the Battlefield. 0ne is an icy comet, full of blue cobalt ore, while the other is a burning meteor, filled with near-molten gold ore. The meteors both crash into DMK, hitting him on oppsite sides. I then eat a golden apple. TurretchairComplete!
Splash Potion of Regeneration o0O SCP-1100 2/X
Inactive Stone Golem && Thuleprism 2/X
Tesla Coil > Fine
Long Live the Queen 25/30
Moose 6/20
Also, can you provide me with the description for the Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal?
Normally the Godmodder would counterattack, but he thinks it is justified in this case.
Critted 8,000 damage to DMK!
You use Lil' Cal on Professor Wasp! He becomes Cursed!
The Midnight Crew kills Professor Wasp! Well that was a waste of a Spoil, but okay.
Typewriter && Gun Majjyyks = Junior Blotspitter (Level 10: 2/11)
Yes.
Oh... You're just previewing them. In that case,
FOODBOAT = Apple Arrow (Level 1)
BOWGUNER = False Idol (Level 3)
TABLEFLU = Wooden Syringe (Level 2)
ENDTIMES = Animatronic Head (Level 5)
XENOPAIN = Crooked Sixpence (Level 6)
EVOLUTIL = De-Evolutioninator (Level 10)
The HHHH deals a critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
Critted 15,000 damage to DMK!
...Oh wow it's actually you. If I can be completely and genuinely honest, I thought that you had abandoned this game forever. As you can see above, I've taken the Deudly Magnum. (To everyone else, yes, I asked permission first. If Pit had said no, I wouldn't have taken it.) If you have any questions about the game, ask them. For now, attack Demonhead Mobster Kingpin!
You use the Giant Gear, attaching it to Toxicide! Its clockwork mechanisms spin around, causing the weapon to glow a teal light and grow dramatically in size, making all your attacks with this weapon crit for four turns! Unfortunately, this buff is useless against DMK, since all attacks crit against him anyway!
Critted 24,000 damage to DMK!
The Almighty || Bottled Megidoloan && L. Almighty Element = The Megadeath (Level 8: 1/9)
You use Oblivion's Topper, dealing a critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FORGE STOKER - ERUPTION
Critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
Critted 20,000 damage to DMK!
Okay, I'll need to update the Echeladder to the current turn first.
The singularity ends up destroying the Medic C2 before it sucks in DMK, dealing a critted 6,000 damage to him!
Critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
You and Pit are protected from attack this turn!
Both attacks deal a critted 24,000 damage to DMK!
WINDOWED SWORD: A cold metal sword that, when near the USB port of a computer, will fly into it and interact with the computer, allowing its user to manually modify any of its settings.
Critted 32,000 damage to DMK!
6,000 damage to Fluthlu!
On what?
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
You respawn!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
Critted 40,000 damage to DMK!
+10 of every Sacred Item!
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (Level 10: 1/11)
Critted 50,000 damage to DMK! Wow!
You are protected from attack this turn!
+3 of every Sacred Item!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => UU ULTIMATUM
You expend 3 Pie Filling and 7 Elf Tears.
You quickly create a massive swarm of UU-Matter, purple goo that can turn into nearly any material in the universe! Then, you deploy millions of nanobots into the UU-Matter and control their shape using some remote gauntlets! The UU-Matter changes form and slowly shifts into a giant purple replica of Optimus Prime! You have earned UU Prime as a boon! You can use him in your attacks for a few turns.
+3,000 HP to all AG and Neutral entities!
Isaac gains +1 HP and his attacks are minicritted this turn!
Strangifier added to the Alchemiter supplies!
+12,000 HP to the Bridge!
Critted 20,000 damage to DMK!
The Four Heroes added!
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => FROM NOOBS TO HEROES
You expend 4 Elf Tears, 5 Pie Filling, and a single Weasel Snot.
Critted 60,000 damage to DMK!
Critted 16,000 damage to DMK!
+2 HP to you!
THULEPRISM: A dull yellow brick that sparkles with the flow of the ocean and ebbs with sinister undertones of dark magic. It can be used to craft Thulecite items when used with an Ancient Psuedoscience Station,
Tesla Coil && Crystallized Magic = Crystal Coil (Level 2: 1/3)
I'll fix that.
It deals nonspecific damage!
Critted 10,000 damage to DMK!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO - TWITCH SHOT
Critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
Additional critted 16,000 damage to DMK!
Critted 20,000 damage to DMK!
STONE GOLEM: A large robotic creature fashioned and carved from stone. It will attack the enemies of the player who built it, and looks al ot like an Iron Golem.
Aperchair -c Minigun = Turretchair (1/4)
You use the Emerald Nova and Nether Spire to deal a critted 60,000 damage to DMK and 10,000 damage to the other PGs!
You know Spoils aren't allowed in alchemy at all, even in hypothetical circumstances? Whatever, I'll show you this anyway...
Caledfwlch || Detonation Core && Broken Halo && Contaminated Gear && Rapidfire Bow && Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Hivemind-CPU && Potion Supply && Ender Orb && Slime-inator && Molten Processor && Infinity Blade && Prism && Lil' Cal && Shockwave-Laser Cannon && Sacred Pool Balls && Deudly Magnum && Emerald Nova && Waluigi Thyme && Wither Plate && Auditory Piston && Inferno Servo && Silver Eye && Magma Multiplier && Table Leg && Spare Tentacle && Providence's Topper && Red Scale && Twitchy Staff && Monolithium && Chaos Heart && Faceless Eight && Necro Smasher && Black Matter Gun && Kitsune Charm && Glitch Wrench && Hard-Light Gun && Oblivion's Topper && Serpent's Fang && Pale Valve && Giant Gear && Nether Spire && Amethyst Spike = VICTOR'S SPOILS (Level 650)
And to the victor go the spoils.
You use the Twitchy Staff and deal a critted 30,000 damage to DMK! You fail to Confuse him as he is already completely vulnerable, but you Confuse the two other PG entities!
DMK uses RUNNING NUMBERS and manipulates the numbers in his favor. He's got the entire business under lockdown, see? Using the dice, he completely maxes out his Vim and will now prepare a large and devastating attack!
MONADO: A large red energy blade that has the power to manipulate all of the code around itself, and change the material and immaterial shape of the world in the process. This can be used to fuel immensely powerful attacks. The blade also grants its user the power of foresight.
+12,000 HP to Fluthlu!
A counterattack aura rises over Fluthlu!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLACK INCHES - REVERSE SCRATCH
You wield the Black Inches and raise it into the sky, black energies channeling into it! Instead of channeling the power of creation, you begin to manipulate the energies of oblivion and destruction, destroying the landscape around you! DMK gets caught in the onslaught and takes a critted 40,000 damage!
+3,000 HP to the Hangar!
MINI-MECHA PSIIONICS CRYSTAL:
CRYSTAL COIL: A Tesla Coil that produces large amounts of crystal magic instead of electricity.
SCP-1100 OOO Splash Potion of Regeneration = N/A
Try alchemizing it the opposite way.
Critted 12,000 damage to DMK! His regeneration cannot be negated by you! The only way it could be was by fully lowering his Emotions gauge, which has been accomplished.
What exactly do those do again? I remember them, but I don't remember their abilities...
Critted 14,000 damage to DMK!
The Shockwave Laser-Cannon deals a critted 30,000 damage to DMK!
> engie_ninja?: COMBAT OPERANDI => ONE STEP AHEAD
You expend 4 of every Sacred Item!
Readying a specialized gun, you activate it and flashstep towards DMK. The gun causes you to phase in and out of space, making it seem like you don't exist at all. As DMK moves to attack you, you phase out of reality, always being one step ahead of him! You manage to get to incredibly close range and create a massive holographic image of a boot that takes one step forward and smashes DMK! Critted 60,000 damage!
Half-Pure Vis Bottle && Salis Mundus && Ink Vial = Half-Pure Elemink Vial (Level 5: 1/6)
Critted 26,000 damage to DMK!
You are shielded from attack this turn!
+4 HP to you!
You shield yourself and generic from attack this turn!
+4 HP to generic!
You use the Pale Valve and fire a ball of water at DMK, dealing a critted 30,000 damage!
DMK blows the octet away using his increased attack power!
XENOSAGA = Meatsaw (Level 4: 1/5)
Blue Generic Object && SCP-914 && Spiral Sucker && Robot Parts && Fluorite Octet && .Jpeg Aura && MSPA Face = Johnny 5 (Lv. 10)
Wow.
Chaos Sword && The Teraporter = The Entroporter (Level 8)
The Godmodder uses /tptoggle and teleports out!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CONTAINMENT BREACH
Suddenly, several hostile SCPs break contaiment and run wild in the Battlefield: SCP-560, SCP-122, and SCP-1332 break containment and aggress DMK, dealing a critted 15,000 damage to him!
The Godmodder's teleportation jam isn't overrided because that would require console commands, and the Executor cannot use them!
Critted 12,000 damage to DMK!
THE BULLET SHIELDER: An upgraded version of the Bullet Catcher that will create a large circular shield forged from an umbrella, protecting multiple players! You use it to protect Crusher48, Tazz, and Talist!
Critted 16,000 damage!
Entities cannot be used in alchemy, so the upgrade isn't accepted.
I've stated several times that you can't lower or negate DMK's regen.
Critted 15,000 damage to DMK!
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SILICON SNIPE
Critted 15,000 damage to DMK!
POTION OF ZEUS: A potion that, on use, gives its user a large increase in healing, attack, and defense!
POTION OF WAR: A strengthened version of the Potion of War!
Alright then, the Sparker will work like that.
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONCENTRIC
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 3 Elf Tears.
Reverse-engineering the technology of the Perfect Sphere, you create a series of concentric circles that infinitely intertwine around each other. Their sacred geometry and the fact that a circular object even exists in the game creates a large anomaly, much like the Perfect Sphere. You quickly stuff it into the Teraporter and fire it, causing the circle to create a massive explosion upon coming in contact with DMK! Critted 60,000 damage!
The Godmodder WorldEdits SCP-826 out of the server.
The Aureus Triads deal a critted 10,000 damage to DMK before they die!
FREEDOOM = Burned Flag (Level 3)
ALEMANIA = The Scottish Handshake (Level 2)
UBERBREW = Espressogun (Level 4)
Critted 16,000 damage to DMK!
You Fear and Burn Fluthlu!
Critted 8,000 damage to DMK!
Critted 4,000 damage to DMK!
Cheap Sword && Discordant Ingot = Sword of Perditio (Level 3: 1/4)
Iron Ingot || Water Bucket = Iron Bucket (Level 1: 1/2)
Iron Ingot || Lava Bucket = Iron Bucket (Level 1: 1/2)
1 damage to Isaac!
The Antipolar Autobow creates a massive grey explosion that completely demolishes DMK's first health bar!
Alright, I'm going to have to ask you to tone it down on these previews.
The storypost above got heavily glitched when I posted it. I needed to edit it, so that's why I said "nope".
IRON BUCKET: A bucket forged from iron. You get two of them.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 I GOT BETTER - UNEXPLAINED RECOVERY
You get the Medic to heal you, and he takes you off to a secure hospital. In a montage that no one actually saw and is thus unexplained, you are healed by +8 HP!
The third Impetus Comb is now complete! If any of you guys want to use your Comb Rave, say that "I use my Comb Rave against (insert target here)!" I will then randomly pick a player from those people who will use it!
The Nezarian Fighters deal 10,000 damage to the Aureus Sidius! The Four Heroes aggress DMK, dealing 8,000 damage to him!
Problem Sleuth tosses the Tetrix of the Arbitor to Irecreeper, since PS cannot use Sepulchritude (he lacks a Level 8 Comb Rave), but perhaps Irecreeper can... That, or Tazz could, as he also possesses the weapon... Team Sleuth then sees that their earlier chain attack has allowed them to use their OWN Comb Rave! Ace Dіck summons Zombie Ace Dіck and Fiesta Ace Dіck and prepares to use the...
Critted 300,000 damage to DMK! PS and PI deal an additional critted 50,000 damage to DMK.
The Perfect Sphere deals a critted 12,000 damage to DMK! Its Peackeepers suicide rush and deal a critted 5,000 damage to DMK! Isaac uses Deck of Cards and pulls out The Justice! He gains +1 HP and fully recharges his Bomb! CogWynd uses Raptor Leap, dealing a critted 26,000 damage to DMK! He gets wound up by +20%! The Deerclops deals a critted 8,000 damage to DMK, but fails to inflict the Chilled status effect on him because of DMK's unusually high Vim! It seems to be radiating a permanent aura of heat...
DMK unleashes his massive Vim to create a powerful red shockwave that blasts everything back and summons a large swarm of clowns! All AG and Neutral entities take 30,000 damage, killing the Nezarian Fighters! He then fully regenerates his HP... But now, thanks to the new Impetus Comb, you should be able to take him out! Fluthlu takes 10,000 damage due to Fear, and both PG entities destroy the Clocktower Sniper Cannon! The Godmodder deals 60,000 damage to CogWynd!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defend Team Sleuth!
> AGs: Kill DMK, who is now in a vulnerable state!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the PG forces!
I. FINAL WAVE .IThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ========================= 0/4,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 4
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 18/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/22. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 13/22.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 22/22.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 12/22.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 2/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
TT2000: [AG] HP: 7/22.
Talist: [AG] HP: 22/22.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 22/23.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 22/22.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 22/22.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 22/22.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 21/22. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 13/22.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 13/22.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 22/22.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 22/22.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 17/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 11/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 11/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 11/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 11/20.
The Four Heroes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x1.)
Problem Sleuth: [AG] Equipped: Tetrix of the Arbitor.
Ace Dіck: [AG]
Pickle Inspector: [AG] Equipped: Sextant Rifle.
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 25,500/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 15,500/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 3,000/100,000 HP.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 24/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 125,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIII 35%. In Tentative mode.
Deerclops: [AG] HP: 50,000/80,000.
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin II: [BOSS] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Regenerates +500,000 HP per turn. Emotions Gauge: 100%. All attacks against DMK now crit.
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Aureus Sidius: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP per turn.
Fluthlu: [PG] HP: 70,500/100,000. Fear: I Burn: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 8/125. Killstreak: 55.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII IN USE (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Sacred Items:
16 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
2 Pie Filling
16 Weasel Snot
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HEX (Discu Warudo by Pratchett-San) 1/50
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 7/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 5/11 (Junior Blotspitter)
Ugh so annoyed that my octets keep failing. Whatever. Tetrixcalibur 1/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
>MAGIC!
Importing .hlc file...
*suddenly, a three-dimensional glyphic construct appears!*
*It is a Glyph of Causing Large Amounts of Damage to DMK!*
>Shoot DMK in the eye with the Improbable Firearm! Bottle the EMOTIONs overflow produced for later!
EMOTIONs && Gun 1/?
>Glyph of Causing Large Amounts of Damage to DMK: Activate PROJECTILE MODE and rapidly slam into DMK repeatedly.
==Multiple Elsewheres That Theoretically Don't Exist but Kinda Do==
>>I'm monitoring Earth's communications. Binary is getting uppity. We may want to extend asylum over here for players.
"Doing that now. Ugh, Godhead's interior is UCKY."
>> Right. Right. Why are you insisting we not just activate the buzzsaws?
"Because it's more fun that way."
>> I do not understand human motivations, as much as I do anyway.
>> At the same time, the Players of DTG2 definitely will be allowed asylum here. If this actually is happening in their universe. And indeed the players will be offered asylum as well.
>> You may as well Update up a bunch more housing.
"the sounds of typing*
==Elsewhere==
*suddenly, millions of assorted styles of house appear...*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
I finish my alchemy of Cheap Sword && Discordant Ingot = Sword of Perditio (3/3) and slash with it! Not at the DMK, but at the ground. 100 rocks fly out of the ground hand hit the DMK!
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Yeah. I got ninja'ed...
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I whack DMK with a chicken wing!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Kid Radd Summon Progress: 2/45
Being the veteran i am, i know the best way to combat a boss is to shoot them in the head with a blade.
Which is what i do to the current boss. Shoot them in the head with the Warrior's Blade.
Also, let's try a few more alchemizations, shall we?
Volcano Arm && Power Glove = ??? (1/2)
Virus && Hedgehog Claws = ??? (1/2)
(I'll try to keep it calm with my alchemies. No spam of any kind will be used or eaten in this form. Because eating spam would be torture, even to the Godmodder. And that's terrible.)
>SUMMON DAVE OR RIOT
=CHARGE=
-6 / 6- The Proxy (DTG2OPER) -> COMPLETE!
-1 / 50- Genesis
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use my COMB RAVE on DMK!
=COMMAND=
Isaac will use MEGA BOMB on Fluthlu!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (6/11)
Michael Rosen Essence && Bag of Plums && Heckler & Koch HK417 = The Plumsgun (6/6 Complete)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (2/11)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 18/34 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Text-to-Speech Multitool
I originwand up a TTS multitool and begin to assault DMK with it. (Death's Scythe reference anyone?)
I switch it to Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinet mode and smash the CCFFC into DMK at a high velocity. I then switch it to Really Sucky Virus mode and infect DMK with the Really Sucky Virus, Biological Edition. He immediately has a roflcopter seizure. I then switch it to Baloney Sandwich mode and fire it at DMK! I then switch to the Diarrhea Infested Toilet mode and slam the Diarrhea Infested Toilet into DMK, where it cleans itself (much to Microsoft Sam's displeasure) and empties the waste onto DMK! It turns out the fumes from the Diarrhea Infested Toilet are deadly toxins! I then switch to Highway Cookie mode and force-feed the infinite stream of highway cookies flowing out of the multitool to DMK, poisoning him with toxic highway cookies! I then switch it to OMGJet mode and get inside! I divebomb DMK while firing at him and just before impact I eject, wait for impact and then switch the multitool to Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms mode! The ruins of the OMGJet turn into Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms and I forcefeed them to DMK! I then switch it to Windows Torture mode, allowing me to unleash the true power of Windows Torture! It tortures DMK in a fashion that is so offensive it is unbowdlerizable! I then switch it to Parental Controls mode, allowing me to restrict DMK's movements by restricting his brain functions! The next mode is Angry Overprotective Parent Society mode, which automatically grants me access the Soccer Mom Virus mode, which I infect DMK with, restricting his ability to spout profanities! I switch to Jokermingo0044 mode, which allows me to command a miniature Jokermingo0044! I command Jokermingo0044 to blow up DMK and then grant me access to the Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms mode, which he does! I unleash a stream of Horribly Deformed Midget Pig Monkeys with Automatic Firearms at DMK, which fire their automatic firearms at him! I then switch modes one last time to reveal... Earth 2 mode! The entirety of the TTS planet is slammed into DMK at 0.9c, leaving it somehow intact and leaving DMK flying backward at 0.87c! I finally return the TTS multitool to its original state, the Original mode... then turn it into IWAY Cookie mode and eat one, healing myself by that last HP point. Then I finally return it to Original mode.
> 05 Action: Paint by Bullets
Using the supersized Toxicide, I fire a pattern of ebola bullets, Lassa fever bullets, fluoroantimonic acid bullets, chlorine trifluoride bullets, Really Sucky Virus, Biological Edition bullets, polonium-210 bullets and polonium-294 bullets at Fluthlu. This results in drawing a picture of a mossy cobblestone block on its face. Suddenly, a giant mossy cobblestone block falls on Fluthlu.
"...Hmm. Interesting. I see. Hmm... So, he's deploying craft in order to try to kill everyone here? And he claims even the godlike players won't be able to escape?"
"...YES. WHY?"
"HehehehahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT?"
"HE SAID GODLIKE! I AM NOT GODLIKE! I AM NOT LIKE A GOD! MY POWER EXCEEDS THEIRS LIKE THEIR POWER EXCEEDS MERE BACTERIA!"
As I loudly shout this out to Minecraftia, a purple shadow, flickering orchid occasionally, watches from the sidelines.
"I HAVE SEEN A MILLION CIVILIZATIONS RISE AND FALL! BILLIONS OF SPECIES HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF ME! THE VERY MULTIVERSE FEARS MY CREATIONS! ENGIETECH IS LITERALLY A COMMERCIAL EMPIRE OF WAR! WHAT CAN THE TECHNOLOGY OF EARTH POSSIBLY BRING AGAINST ME THAT COULD SO MUCH AS DAMAGE MY BEING?"
"OH DAMN. YOU'VE GONE INTO GOD COMPLEX MODE AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"YOU BET! MY POWER IS ABSOLUTE! MY WILL IS LAW IN OVER A BILLION LANDS! NO BEING I HAVE EVER FOUGHT HAS SO MUCH AS CAUSED ME DISCOMFORT!"
"NOT THIS AGAIN..."
"SO, SEND A SINGLE TRANSMISSION, STRAIGHT TO WHATEVER FOUL HEADQUARTERS BINARY CLAIMS AS HIS OWN!"
Purple, watching from the shadows, silently activates a hidden microphone, transmitting my words straight to where Binary can hear them.
"Come at me bro. I'll be waiting."
GODCRAFT: ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ENGIE HIMSELF. CALL ME TECHPIECE. BUT THAT IS IRRELEVANT JUST AT THE MOMENT. ANYHOW, WHILE ENGIE IS BUSY SAYING ALL OF THAT TRASH-TALK UP ABOVE, I FOR ONE WILL USE... LET'S SEE... BATTLE TECHNIQUE LEVEL 10: RAIDEN, TARGETING THE DEMONHEAD MONSTER KINGPIN. ALSO, BINARY PROBABLY WON'T TAKE ANY OF THAT SERIOUSLY, IF WHAT I CURRENTLY ASSUME ABOUT HIM IS CORRECT - HE ALREADY KNOWS. WOULD MY GUESS BE CORRECT? EVEN THOUGH I'M ALLIES WITH HIM, IT'D BE NICE SEEING ENGIE NOT BE A KARMA HOUDINI FOR ONCE. WITH THE THINGS HE'S GOTTEN AWAY WITH OVER THE YEARS, THAT WOULD NOWHERE NEAR BE SUFFICIENT, BUT AT THIS POINT, A LITTLE STING IS LONG OVERDUE.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Deadly Tests && Portable Typewriter && M60 Machine Gun && CobaltShade's DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (7/11)
The Plumsgun && The Billy Bazooka = The Sentence Mixer (1/11?)
The Kill Screen && CryptoLocker USB = The Deleter (3/11)
> Charges
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 19/34
> 05 Action: Fluoroantimonic Acid2
With the acid bullets from the supersized Toxicide, I administer the Acid2 test to DMK. First, I force-feed him the source code of the Acid2 page made of polonium-294 bullets. I then get him to render the page. And by that, I mean I dissolve DMK with acid until all that is left is a pixelated smiley face and the words "Hello World!", which are somehow coated in Teflon.
Half-Pure Elemink Vial 2/7
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Black Thorns.
I cast Woegothics on DMK (and refill the Sacred Items if this is impossible). Of course, I doubt there will be very many people who desire a Comb Rave. Then again, somebody will probably read this post, and ask for one due to my statement.
25/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
25/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
Death's Narcotic && White Fatalis Scale && Ghast Tear = Wingripper (Level 10: 9/11)
> R. K.: Heals Fluthulu with the No Joke.
> K4yne: I activate Reverse Healing!
The Netherarria glows in a weak green light as i hold my weapon up. It's green light intensifies until the only colour left on it is green and the red blood of my enemies clobbered to death with my beautiful Diamond Pickaxe Scythe Thing. I jump up to the Deerclopses face and perform my own version Ike's Ultrea Smash, the Great Aether.
After i am done bashing the Deerclopses face in, the damage i have done transfers as a green orb to Fluthulu, who proceeds to eat and get healed by it. The Netherarria returns to it's original state.
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No Joke
UBER: 10 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I fire The Stinger into DMK's mounth.
I then put the Stone Golem onto the Battlefield, and order it to attack Fluthulhu.
Splash Potion of Regeneration o0O SCP-1100
Turretchair 3/4
Inactive Stone Golem && Thuleprism
Long Live the Queen 24/30
Goose 5/20
Also, where is the chargeup bar for the Deerclops' Chilling Roar?
Nanodark Rocketship: 4/4 Complete!
Universal Power: 3/11
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Control Bridge: 8/8 Complete!
Physics Cannon: 5/30
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Nanodark Rocketship -c Control Bridge and Inertialess Drive & RCS, then uses Universal Aid to deal damage (reverse heal) to DMK and reads section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide. Bender shoots DMK with Bender's Gun. And now, for UU Prime...
UU Prime turns to the Godmodder.
You have made a grave mistake. FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!
He then shoots DMK with his ion blaster, then begins preparing for a great display of martial prowess...
Whir of Blades: 1/3
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I raise the Shooting Star, dragging two meteors towards the Battlefield. 0ne is an icy comet, full of blue cobalt ore, while the other is a burning meteor, filled with near-molten gold ore. The meteors both crash into DMK, hitting him on oppsite sides.
I then eat a golden apple.
Turretchair Complete!
Splash Potion of Regeneration o0O SCP-1100 2/X
Inactive Stone Golem && Thuleprism 2/X
Tesla Coil > Fine
Long Live the Queen 25/30
Moose 6/20
Also, can you provide me with the description for the Mini-Mecha Psiionics Crystal?
I redirect all the attacks against me from last turn against DMK, because he was technically the one who killed George!
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