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I use the Spare Tentacle on DMK.
I pump half-pure liquid Vis into a bottle. Of course, half-pure means that it is composed of liquid Taint, which is not the best for anybody who does not know how to utilize it, and actual liquid Vis. Then, I alchemize Half-Pure Vis Bottle && Salis Mundus && Ink Vial 1/???.
Afterwards, I stare at DMK momentarily. Of course, he is not nearly as fascinating as other things I could examine to a far greater degree. Primarily, my bottle of Liquid Nest. Of all the things I have examined, it is one of the most fascinatingly manipulative type of ink I have seen in quite some time. Hah. Anyhow, I stare back into the depths of the Liquid Nest bottle. Suddenly, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin's muscles become very rigid. He floats, still. A shudder escapes across the body of DMK, accompanied by some furtive wave of distress. I continue to examine the properties of the Liquid Nest as best I can, as the stuff is literally ever-changing. A stygian discoloration grows to prominence underneath every one of the many eyes possessed by DMK. The entire body of DMK, barring the hemorrhaging under the eyes, grows slightly red. The rigid grip some internal condition has on the muscles of Demonhead Mobster Kingpin abruptly slackens. DMK's levitational abilities cease function, due to a lack of oxygen, and he crashes to the ground. Human-sounding ululations emanate from the position DMK is currently in, both demonic and human, as well as bestial and pained. The red color gives way to a far paler complexion, and gasps for breath replace the screams of suffering. How fortuitous. I peer deeper into the depths of the Liquid Nest. The deep breaths slow very gradually, as if the esophagus were being constricted by some arcane force. But, that's ridiculous. Nothing is wrong. Upon peering into the bottle slightly more, a series of consecutive thumps becomes painfully evident. The hearts of (mildly) demonic creatures are known for their audibility, you know. Then again, the mildly demonic are not usually this susceptible to the wiles of various types of ictus. Nor asphyxiation, for that matter. Alas, this appears to not be the case with Demonhead Mobster Kingpin. In fact, it appears to be quite the inversion. Random paroxysms and neural hemorrhaging are not the norm for entities of such a high stature. Anyhow, I peer slightly deeper into the Liquid Nest. Shaky convulsions pass over the inert body of DMK, rapidly ceasing and restarting in a manner befitting of the morally decrepit, and the psychotic genocidal. Satisfied, I put the Liquid Nest bottle away. My eyes sweep over to DMK. I do not change in expression, it seems.
I activate the Black Ring; dark energy straight from the depths of the Inky Abyss courses through me. I slash my hand through the air, clawing at nothing. Drips of ink pool on the floor from those particular points. Several minutes later, I telekinetically levitate the stuff an inch above me, creating a shield. Then, I pulse the energy of the Abyss through the shield, energizing it. After doing so, I deactivate the ring, to prevent my spontaneous combustion.
—
Clearly, you do not understand what the Mind actually is. But, then again, you have no reason to know. But, I digress.
This series of consecutive mental trials is quite logical in its procession through the mind of Astria. It is a test. A test to see whether or not she actually deserves to exist whatsoever. Trials to ascertain whether or not her divergence from the alpha timeline through her decisions was needed. Then again, my reasoning may be faulty.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and a random AG/N with ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x51, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 8/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 7/9
I hand fseftr a duped Potion of Nectar, and drink one for myself. I then use the Pale Valve on DMK and roll the Windy Octet, blowing him away.
XENOSAGA 1/??
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 6/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 4/11
JOKEALCHEMY: Blue Generic Object && SCP-914 && Spiral Sucker && Robot Parts && Fluorite Octet && .JPEG Element Aura && MSPA Face
4/50 Weath Ray
Preview: Chaos Sword && The Teraporter
My Action: I wrap the godmodder in tasty, soundproof bacon, then throw him into DMK's mouth. The godmodder is forced to exit explosively to avoid taking damage, as teleportation is disabled.
SCP Foundation Action: "Alright guys, do Battle Technique: Containment Breach again. This time, try to aim it at DMK."
Executor Action: Executor panics because its primary attack relies on teleportation (yes, it has only been using secondary attacks so far), and overrides the godmodder's teleportation jam.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard as many random AG/N players I can with my new alchemy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x52, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker, Potion of Nectar
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 9/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 8/9
My Action: I use a deadly parasite to make all of DMK's eyes explode.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation personnel make an addon to the Alchemiter: The zoology chamber! This contains various mobs that have been contained due to their anomolous properties (in relation to real life), and can be integrated into alchemy somehow.
Executor Action: Executor accelerates an Aureus Warrior to relativistic speeds and uses it to impact DMK, splattering anti-healing plasma all over it. Also, it shows that since its attack last round has Aureus Warriors in it to nullify healing, DMK should not have regened that round.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 6/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 6/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle (Strongest (and most common) Almighty Spell) && Lesser Almighty Element = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
I proceed to draw the Ring Deader. This thing has gone unused for a little while, but no longer! I proceed to fire its devastating payload at DMK's everything. Face, eyes, brambles, bulb, wing, tentacles, and every other body part that DMK has. It's all fired. The exception is his hat, which is obviously too magnificent to harm. Of course, this is also because I quickly yank his hat off his head and use it's impressive size to slam it into him several times at high speeds, then use the Man Ender just to pump DMK full of even more lead. Irradiated Lead, at that.
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Well fine then. I use Silicon Snipe on Professor Wasp instead. Or DMK if Wasp is dead.
Cogwynd uses Raptor Leap on DMK.
Winded: 25%
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
About TT2000, strange thing is, even though I'm usually rather sensitive to war crimes, I don't actually mind this that much. In fact, what I found more objectionable was when Ereyle killed off Bender for insulting him.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x1 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing + magic crits?)
Potion of Ambrosa O0O Potion of Fury = Potion of Zeus Done
Potion of War OOO glowstone = Potion of War II and +1
Oops. When I said Kinetic Generator for The Sparker, I meant a machine that creates electric power from kinetic energy. Just like a wind generator makes energy from wind, it doesn't produce wind. A generator or kinetic energy would just be a piston.
Wilson pauses his work for a moment and looks over to his Hoshi-No-Tama. Pity he still couldn't get that to change shape.
My Action: I assualt DMK with Combat Operandi: Concentric. If that fails, I use Battle Technique: Terajump instead.
SCP Foundation Action: Someone writes up a story on "Godmodderite" (like kryptonite, but it only works on godmodders), puts it in SCP-826, takes the stone out, and then uses it to nullify the godmodder's powers.
Unknown Entity Action: Aureus Triads are summoned, and launch a hyperspeed assault on DMK.
Well, since i'm back for the final days of the 2nd Godmodder War, i might as well start this off with a bang. And by "bang", of course, i mean SMASH PROFESSOR WASP WITH THE TRAIN I RODE IN ON.
Also i begin a charge to summon a 2002-2004 Webcomic protagonist called Kid Radd
Kid Radd: 1/45
(Kid Radd is the DEFINITION of Glass Cannon, just you wait.)
Granger uses a giant syringe, stabs it into DMK and pours its liquid sugar into him. ...wait, he got no diabetis anymore. Oh well, that still gotta hurt... Also using the painchimer to fear and burn various PG entities.
Meanwhile, at the center of Universe B, the desolate planet of Earth lies in the grip of the Serpent, Project Binary.
Since the Descendants of Minecraft have no real power on Earth, and the only superpowered human is the Godmodder, there has been no one to stop Project Binary's complete rule over Earth. No one except several few people: the creators of Minecraft and its Guardian. Both have been exiled for the planet. Right now, it is Earth's darkest hour. But in the eyes of the populace, it could not be better. Project Binary has given the world hope, and is steering them in a bold new direction. Soon, the Operation will be destroyed, and the world will let freedom ring.
As Project Binary's influence stretches across the sky, a television set flickers on.
Nearly the only thing playing on the television or even the Internet's video services is propaganda created by Project Binary and the American government. Everything is Project Binary, all the time. Of course, no one cares about the blatant interruption of normal broadcasting and videos, for Project Binary is the god of mankind. More than that, Project Binary is.
Right now, a news broadcast is being displayed.
Hello, people of Earth! This is Y0UR G0D Project Binary here, telling you that you have nothing to fear at all! Despite setbacks, the American government W1LL CRUMBLE stands strong as always! Even now, we are preparing PRED0M1NAT10N another plan to take back the corrupt universe of Minecraft and DESTR0Y 1T liberate it.
Work on the Mate, as we have decided to call it, is going smoothly. I'm sure you will all be pleased to hear that it is almost complete! Once it is, we can VANQU1SH ALL end the corruption and chaos of Minecraft that the Godmodder has given to the world. Once we have terminated the Godmodder, we will seek out the person controlling his Minecraft avatar and DESTR0Y subdue him as well. And after this has been accomplished, the world will be TERM1NATED united under the RULE guidance of Project Binary!
Here at the Conclave, we are working hard to ensure the scenario we have described will be a reality. The laws our FRACTURED stable government has passed are going to ensure that EVERYTH1NG W1LL CHANGE controlling the deadly populace of Minecraft will be easy. Since we have decided the best course of action is to destroy AN ENT1RE UN1VERSE Minecraft, we have decided that Minecraft should not exist at all, starting from this point forward.
That is why we have been actively F0RC1NG SUBM1SS10N hunting down players of Minecraft and D1SP0S1NG 0F THEM arresting them, where they will be given life imprisonment under the 30th Amendment to the United States Constitution, which prohibits the playing of any digital software that presents a serious threat to national security. Since many other countries have instated this law as well, Minecraft's playerbase is starting to take a PUNCH T0 THE GUT drop!
I, G0D 0F MANK1ND Project Binary, am working actively with the government to find these players. My greatest interest is in making sure the 0UTLAWS players who oppose the Godmodder are found and TERM1NATED contained. As has been demonstrated previously, they openly oppose me, the Counteroperation, and the entire American government. As such, they are and already have been enemies of the world, and finding them is our primary objective. And now, we have the means to accomplish this task.
Now that the Green Man, who was actively preventing us from finding these players, RAN L1KE A C0WARD has fled the planet of Earth, we have been free to launch our own FLEET line of spacecraft that have been designed specifically for one purpose! They will locate and track down the players of Minecraft, detaining them and making sure they 0BEY AND SUBM1T cease breaking the law. They're also armed with weaponry that will be sure to K1LL take out any stragglers. Even the god-like players will not escape them!
We have shipped these craft to other countries, who will launch them into space as well, forming a sphere of 1NFLUENCE vision that will stretch across the entire globe, making us able to view the world itself! We ARE WATCH1NG won't misuse this power, of course, but use it to track down the players of Minecraft, especially the ones who openly oppose us! In the next few months, barring any unforeseen circumstances, nearly every player of Minecraft will have been located and EL1M1NATED taken care of! Thankfully, the only group of people who could actually hold a serious threat to the government are exiled away!
The REBELS team of Mojang was exiled from the Counteroperation a few months ago, as you all know! We all SEE THE L1GHT suspected that they were going to try to somehow bring Minecraft back, and, as it is an object of mass destruction, we knew they could not last on our team! So, we D1SP0SED 0F THEM forced them to leave the country. Now, Mojang's headquarters in Sweden is desecrated, and they surely did not last long in this new world order.
All those who stand against us will fall! All those who wish to help us will find great power! All those who follow us will find conquest!
We are Project Binary!
Project Binary is!
The newscast ends. Contrary to Project Binary's belief, and the world's as well...
...Mojang is still active. And they seek to end the Operation and the Godmodder once and for all, and find life in death in the process. An alternative hinged on the forces of good, and not of evil. Working in secret, Minecraft 2.0 would, when complete, initiate a hard reset of Minecraft. And possibly even restore it in its entirety.
But it will take a while to complete. And Mojang, despite their power, may not be able to work fast enough.
Day 23. According to Earth clocks, at least. Time loses all meaning in the Void. As I slowly inch closer to GodCraft, I'm starting to continue forming my plan. I can see what the future holds, and the players will need all the help they can get. And so will I, I guess. The Void isn't exactly a friendly place. I've had to fight more than a few monsters in here.
Recently, my ship passed through what I can only guess was a text adventure. Some alternate versions of the players ended up looting PitTheAngel's body and gave me his Spoil of War. I had just enough time to ask him permission to use the thing before I left the place, which he granted. So, now I have the one weapon that can effectively kill a First Guardian in my hands. It may come in handy if I have to off myself later.
But seriously, let's face the facts.
The fact that I have this weapon at all means that the first part of my plan is complete. When I get to GodCraft, the Godmodder had better watch out.
Preston Cole: Thank you Kalare. I don't enjoy my time in Paradox Space. I try to avoid traveling here, so I don't understand its workings beyond what is needed to through a wrench in the gears. I guess all we can do now is wait.
((Serpent, at this point, feel free to do all the exposition for Astria's trials up until a point where she would be in actual danger of dying without intervention. Please note, she is still Blessed, so the weak plot armor is still in effect. When Astria wakes up, Eric, Kalare and Raven will all be gone, and Raven will have been banished from the Preston Cole. Never to return, although, part of that is because the Preston Cole will only experience about another 50 hours from where we are before reaching Godcraft. Even if you don't do it all at once, but our guys are gonna get back soon, so I'd recommend hurrying up. Twin, as stated once before, this is just a run-on-too-long extension of the Preston Cole bit in Intermission 3))
Battlefield:
Hank uses battle technique I Got Better Lvl 2: Unexplained Recovery to try and restore himself to full health.
+1 to Amp x2.
I use the Spare Tentacle on DMK.
I pump half-pure liquid Vis into a bottle. Of course, half-pure means that it is composed of liquid Taint, which is not the best for anybody who does not know how to utilize it, and actual liquid Vis. Then, I alchemize Half-Pure Vis Bottle && Salis Mundus && Ink Vial 1/???.
Afterwards, I stare at DMK momentarily. Of course, he is not nearly as fascinating as other things I could examine to a far greater degree. Primarily, my bottle of Liquid Nest. Of all the things I have examined, it is one of the most fascinatingly manipulative type of ink I have seen in quite some time. Hah. Anyhow, I stare back into the depths of the Liquid Nest bottle. Suddenly, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin's muscles become very rigid. He floats, still. A shudder escapes across the body of DMK, accompanied by some furtive wave of distress. I continue to examine the properties of the Liquid Nest as best I can, as the stuff is literally ever-changing. A stygian discoloration grows to prominence underneath every one of the many eyes possessed by DMK. The entire body of DMK, barring the hemorrhaging under the eyes, grows slightly red. The rigid grip some internal condition has on the muscles of Demonhead Mobster Kingpin abruptly slackens. DMK's levitational abilities cease function, due to a lack of oxygen, and he crashes to the ground. Human-sounding ululations emanate from the position DMK is currently in, both demonic and human, as well as bestial and pained. The red color gives way to a far paler complexion, and gasps for breath replace the screams of suffering. How fortuitous. I peer deeper into the depths of the Liquid Nest. The deep breaths slow very gradually, as if the esophagus were being constricted by some arcane force. But, that's ridiculous. Nothing is wrong. Upon peering into the bottle slightly more, a series of consecutive thumps becomes painfully evident. The hearts of (mildly) demonic creatures are known for their audibility, you know. Then again, the mildly demonic are not usually this susceptible to the wiles of various types of ictus. Nor asphyxiation, for that matter. Alas, this appears to not be the case with Demonhead Mobster Kingpin. In fact, it appears to be quite the inversion. Random paroxysms and neural hemorrhaging are not the norm for entities of such a high stature. Anyhow, I peer slightly deeper into the Liquid Nest. Shaky convulsions pass over the inert body of DMK, rapidly ceasing and restarting in a manner befitting of the morally decrepit, and the psychotic genocidal. Satisfied, I put the Liquid Nest bottle away. My eyes sweep over to DMK. I do not change in expression, it seems.
I activate the Black Ring; dark energy straight from the depths of the Inky Abyss courses through me. I slash my hand through the air, clawing at nothing. Drips of ink pool on the floor from those particular points. Several minutes later, I telekinetically levitate the stuff an inch above me, creating a shield. Then, I pulse the energy of the Abyss through the shield, energizing it. After doing so, I deactivate the ring, to prevent my spontaneous combustion.
—
Clearly, you do not understand what the Mind actually is. But, then again, you have no reason to know. But, I digress.
This series of consecutive mental trials is quite logical in its procession through the mind of Astria. It is a test. A test to see whether or not she actually deserves to exist whatsoever. Trials to ascertain whether or not her divergence from the alpha timeline through her decisions was needed. Then again, my reasoning may be faulty.
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-3 / 8- Bomb Creation
-5 / 6- The Proxy (DTG2OPER)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Noticing my (rather painful) injuries, I consume 3 chairs to regain my strength.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and a random AG/N with ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x51, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 8/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 7/9
XENOSAGA 1/??
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 6/11 (Calednest)
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 4/11
JOKEALCHEMY: Blue Generic Object && SCP-914 && Spiral Sucker && Robot Parts && Fluorite Octet && .JPEG Element Aura && MSPA Face
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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16/30 Guardian Orbs
4/50 Weath Ray
Preview: Chaos Sword && The Teraporter
My Action: I wrap the godmodder in tasty, soundproof bacon, then throw him into DMK's mouth. The godmodder is forced to exit explosively to avoid taking damage, as teleportation is disabled.
SCP Foundation Action: "Alright guys, do Battle Technique: Containment Breach again. This time, try to aim it at DMK."
Executor Action: Executor panics because its primary attack relies on teleportation (yes, it has only been using secondary attacks so far), and overrides the godmodder's teleportation jam.
Johnny 5 10/11
Antiink Gatling Wheeler 4/7.
It's High Noon
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard as many random AG/N players I can with my new alchemy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x52, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker, Potion of Nectar
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 9/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 8/9
17/30 Guardian Orbs
5/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I use a deadly parasite to make all of DMK's eyes explode.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation personnel make an addon to the Alchemiter: The zoology chamber! This contains various mobs that have been contained due to their anomolous properties (in relation to real life), and can be integrated into alchemy somehow.
Executor Action: Executor accelerates an Aureus Warrior to relativistic speeds and uses it to impact DMK, splattering anti-healing plasma all over it. Also, it shows that since its attack last round has Aureus Warriors in it to nullify healing, DMK should not have regened that round.
Wooden Wrench || 1,000,000 Chairs && L. Chair Elemental && Chair God Essence = Cathedria Potentia (Level 10: 6/11)
The Opener || 1,000,000 Doors && L. Door Elemental && Door Monk Essence = Aperire Clausa (Level 10: 6/11)
The Almighty || Megidolaon in a Bottle (Strongest (and most common) Almighty Spell) && Lesser Almighty Element = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
I proceed to draw the Ring Deader. This thing has gone unused for a little while, but no longer! I proceed to fire its devastating payload at DMK's everything. Face, eyes, brambles, bulb, wing, tentacles, and every other body part that DMK has. It's all fired. The exception is his hat, which is obviously too magnificent to harm. Of course, this is also because I quickly yank his hat off his head and use it's impressive size to slam it into him several times at high speeds, then use the Man Ender just to pump DMK full of even more lead. Irradiated Lead, at that.
Well fine then. I use Silicon Snipe on Professor Wasp instead. Or DMK if Wasp is dead.
Cogwynd uses Raptor Leap on DMK.
Winded: 25%
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
About TT2000, strange thing is, even though I'm usually rather sensitive to war crimes, I don't actually mind this that much. In fact, what I found more objectionable was when Ereyle killed off Bender for insulting him.
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x1 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing + magic crits?)
Potion of War OOO glowstone = Potion of War II and +1
Oops. When I said Kinetic Generator for The Sparker, I meant a machine that creates electric power from kinetic energy. Just like a wind generator makes energy from wind, it doesn't produce wind. A generator or kinetic energy would just be a piston.
Wilson pauses his work for a moment and looks over to his Hoshi-No-Tama. Pity he still couldn't get that to change shape.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
18/30 Guardian Orbs
6/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I assualt DMK with Combat Operandi: Concentric. If that fails, I use Battle Technique: Terajump instead.
SCP Foundation Action: Someone writes up a story on "Godmodderite" (like kryptonite, but it only works on godmodders), puts it in SCP-826, takes the stone out, and then uses it to nullify the godmodder's powers.
Unknown Entity Action: Aureus Triads are summoned, and launch a hyperspeed assault on DMK.
Well, since i'm back for the final days of the 2nd Godmodder War, i might as well start this off with a bang. And by "bang", of course, i mean SMASH PROFESSOR WASP WITH THE TRAIN I RODE IN ON.
Also i begin a charge to summon a 2002-2004 Webcomic protagonist called Kid Radd
Kid Radd: 1/45
(Kid Radd is the DEFINITION of Glass Cannon, just you wait.)
Alchemie code: ALEMANIA
Alchemie code: UBERBREW
19/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
15/25 Zapinator (Item)
19/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger uses a giant syringe, stabs it into DMK and pours its liquid sugar into him. ...wait, he got no diabetis anymore. Oh well, that still gotta hurt... Also using the painchimer to fear and burn various PG entities.
INVENTORY
I go bang! Bang! On DMK!
*It totally is a bomb, buy the way
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Whoops. Forgot to change my ??? in my alchemy, meant for it to say "Discordant Ingot".
Anyway, I alchemite Cheap Sword && Discordant Ingot = Sword of Perditio (1/3)
Also I make Iron Ingot II Water Bucket = Aquatic Ingot (1/1) and Iron Ingot II Lava Bucket = Burning Ingot (1/1)
Alchemie code: ZOOMZOOM
Alchemie code: KEYBLADE
20/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
16/25 Zapinator (Item)
20/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger smacks some AG entities with Malleo Dei, and shoots the DMK with the Antipolar autobow...
INVENTORY
As Project Binary's influence stretches across the sky, a television set flickers on.
Right now, a news broadcast is being displayed.
Work on the Mate, as we have decided to call it, is going smoothly. I'm sure you will all be pleased to hear that it is almost complete! Once it is, we can VANQU1SH ALL end the corruption and chaos of Minecraft that the Godmodder has given to the world. Once we have terminated the Godmodder, we will seek out the person controlling his Minecraft avatar and DESTR0Y subdue him as well. And after this has been accomplished, the world will be TERM1NATED united under the RULE guidance of Project Binary!
That is why we have been actively F0RC1NG SUBM1SS10N hunting down players of Minecraft and D1SP0S1NG 0F THEM arresting them, where they will be given life imprisonment under the 30th Amendment to the United States Constitution, which prohibits the playing of any digital software that presents a serious threat to national security. Since many other countries have instated this law as well, Minecraft's playerbase is starting to take a PUNCH T0 THE GUT drop!
We have shipped these craft to other countries, who will launch them into space as well, forming a sphere of 1NFLUENCE vision that will stretch across the entire globe, making us able to view the world itself! We ARE WATCH1NG won't misuse this power, of course, but use it to track down the players of Minecraft, especially the ones who openly oppose us! In the next few months, barring any unforeseen circumstances, nearly every player of Minecraft will have been located and EL1M1NATED taken care of! Thankfully, the only group of people who could actually hold a serious threat to the government are exiled away!
All those who stand against us will fall! All those who wish to help us will find great power! All those who follow us will find conquest!
We are Project Binary!
Project Binary is!
The newscast ends. Contrary to Project Binary's belief, and the world's as well...
But it will take a while to complete. And Mojang, despite their power, may not be able to work fast enough.
But seriously, let's face the facts.
The fact that I have this weapon at all means that the first part of my plan is complete. When I get to GodCraft, the Godmodder had better watch out.
21/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
17/25 Zapinator (Item)
21/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger idles, what a lazy bum!
INVENTORY
I continue alchemiting Cheap Sword && Discordant Ingot = Sword of Perditio (2/3)
And I smash the DMK with a piano.
Thank you Kalare.
I don't enjoy my time in Paradox Space.
I try to avoid traveling here, so I don't understand its workings beyond what is needed to through a wrench in the gears.
I guess all we can do now is wait.
((Serpent, at this point, feel free to do all the exposition for Astria's trials up until a point where she would be in actual danger of dying without intervention. Please note, she is still Blessed, so the weak plot armor is still in effect. When Astria wakes up, Eric, Kalare and Raven will all be gone, and Raven will have been banished from the Preston Cole. Never to return, although, part of that is because the Preston Cole will only experience about another 50 hours from where we are before reaching Godcraft. Even if you don't do it all at once, but our guys are gonna get back soon, so I'd recommend hurrying up. Twin, as stated once before, this is just a run-on-too-long extension of the Preston Cole bit in Intermission 3))
Battlefield:
Hank uses battle technique I Got Better Lvl 2: Unexplained Recovery to try and restore himself to full health.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.