Unwrinkler*This is actually a cool alternative name!* 2/6
With my new pogo hammer, I give it to DMK, which can bounce even HIM! This gets his mind filled with childhood memories of fun and friends! He begins to weep!
I then drill into the ground for so long that I enter Space!.....By going down! I eventually come back down into his face, of course.
I block any shots towards the Clockwork Sniper Gun!
Finally, I begin building a small bot that can heal allies!
Healermckillstealer : 1/10
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If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Member Details
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- Isaac (Modpack'd, +2)
-2 / 6- The Proxy (DTG2OPER)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I pull out a lute, and attempt to raise DMK's Emotion's Gauge through emotional songs!!
...roll a d20!
(1: The song I play is so bad, I'm forcibly murdered by everyone on the AG, N and PG team!)
(2-6: I end up playing some hard rock on a lute. Nothing happens.)
(7-14: I play a sad song about toasters. DMK's Emotions raise slightly.)
(15-19: I play a sad song about Ace ****'s time in the Game of Life. DMK's Emotions raise moderately!)
(20: I ditch the lute and grab the third part of the SAPPY ROMANCE NOVEL SERIES THAT 'KILLED' THE GODMODDER. This causes a massive spike of emotions of DMK!)
I decide to unsummon Fluthulu. I see no reason to maintain a construct I created if it doesn't want to serve me. And before you complain it is indeed my creation. It's not even a legitimate Fluthulu. It's one of those knock off Fluthulus. It's like someone taxidermied your Fluthulu and expected you to not notice. But yeah it's fake. I de-exist it with my Octoroon Rangoon.
XENOBLAD: 8/11
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 2/11
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 7/7 Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles complete, woooo.
Act 1. +2 to Ninjatwist. I expect new AG entities on the field shortly.
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = The Almighty (Level 5: 4/6)
Wooden Wrench || 1 Billion Chairs && Lesser Chair Elemental && Essence of the Chair God = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
The Opener || 1 Billion Doors && Lesser Door Elemental && Essence of the 100 Door Monks of Shangri-Doora (the people who taught me how to use the Hadoorknobken and the Dooryuken, among other door-related techniques.) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I proceed to utilize the Opener by opening it with a magical incantation. Death's Door opens in front of DMK. I then get Death out of it and make Death present to DMK his most beautiful marvel, the completed and defeated labrynthine Sudocube comprehsensile. Yes, it's spelled exactly like that, I checked. The sheer presence of the ultimate marvel of Pickle Inspector causes Death to shed liquid black tears of pure joy. Surely such a beautiful and marvelous item would cause DMK to be moved to tears by the sight of it. In case that doesn't do enough, I then tell DMK the horribly sad story of basically every AG or brainwashed PG entity in DTG history, and how they've all died horribly fighting for what they believed in-or, in the case of the PG entities, trying to hopelessly fight back against the brainwashing as their former allies wailed against them in the vain hope they might be turned back to to the side of justice. Then, I tell him the sad tale of the Godmodder's back-story, or at least the parts that were learned via the Black Monolith. The fact that its' basically a tale of a bullied soul turning into a vicious monster is utterly horrifying and tear-worthy at the same time, as well as the sad back-stories of several of the players, like Eric and Blue. The sheer depressing nature is enough that an aura of depression appears around DMK. It's just a sign that he's really sad.
OH. I SEE. HMM... ENGIE DIDN'T REALLY SET ME UP WITH EMOTIONS.
GODCRAFT: I TELL DEMONHEAD MONSTER KINGPIN ABOUT THE SAD REALITY OF ENGIE'S CURRENT LIFE, HOW MANY OF HIS KIND HAVE DIED IN A WAR THEY NEVER WANTED, WHAT HE HAS SEEN HAPPEN IN HIS TIME, AND HOW HE DOESN'T FEEL AS IF HE ACTUALLY HAS FRIENDS. IF PROFESSOR WASP ATTEMPTS TO MEDDLE WITH WHAT I'M DOING, I COUNTER BY USING COMBAT OPERANDI: ARCHANGEL ON HIM.
The Mainframe: Entity body at 80% complete. MCF EDITOR COULD YOU NOT? I SWEAR, I CAN'T EVEN TRUST MY BACKSPACE BUTTON RIGTH NOW! Now, where was I? Oh, right. Stage 1 at 64% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. Files 40% downloaded. MCF editor is 200% crap.
A collection of deadly tests && Underwood Portable Typewriter && M60 machine gun && Sample of my DNA = Cobalt's Testwriter (1/?)
Michael Rosen Essence && Bag of Plums && Heckler & Koch HK417 = The Plumsgun (1/?) (This is a reference to Michael Rosen's Plumsgun in the YTP "No Swearing" by ThePlamzJoker.)
Captcha code system32 = ??? (1/?)
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 3/34.
I squash Professor Wasp with a newspaper. 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.
Hank moves on to Fluthulu, deciding to attempt to preform one of Serpent's actions. He ejects a large portion of his modus, but his modus being more easy to use, it only ejects the items he wants: a very, very large assortment of knives of all kinds. The knives ejects themselves into the eye of Fluthulu at high speeds, piercing it in a similar manner to Problem Sleuth's knives attack within the original comic. Hank pulls out the breaker blade upon finishing this, and rushes forward, and slices of the main eye of the monstrosity.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Control Bridge: 3/8
==Actions==
Grrr. That Professor Wasp would have died if it wasn't for his meddling. What can outmeddle him? Wait, I know.
Lothyra shields herself with the Sound of Silence. She then calls in the Scooby-Doo gang and fools them into thinking (with hallucinogenics) that Professor wasp is one of the masked villans they always have to defeat. A couple of hours later, Professor Wasp is in handcuffs and being led to trial. They pull of the illusory mask to reveal professor Wasp to them.
PROFESSOR WASP?!
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!
Bender godmods this attack to be unmeddleable. He then uses Supercell against the handcuffed Professor Wasp. The horror of shooting a defenseless person adds to DMK's emotion meter.
> R. K.: Defense buffs Fluthulu.
> K4yne: I, as a Medic, help DMK to cope with his emotions using psychology so that his emotional baggage does not get in the way of fulfilling his goal.
So, should we activate the diabetes bar after the emotions one is finished? Anyone? Because that's the only other way we can win beyond just waiting until we use like the fifth or sixth comb rave. And we want some to be left for the other trials!
I finish up my chain with WORLD WAR: LEVEL 10 on the DMK!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use the potion airstrike on the next four attacks targeting a PG entity
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC DMK
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 4/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 3/9
I decide to do a special attack on the DMK that spans two posts!
First, I create a man. His name is George. I give him a variety of likeable character traits and quirks, and a few flaws to make him a believable character. Namely, a serious cake addiction. I also create a painbond to DMK, which means that all the pain and injuries the man suffers are split in half, him feeling half and the DMK feeling the other half. The man was living a simple life, with a loving wife and two beautiful kids, not to mention a fairly lucrative job, when suddenly, a mysterious stranger shows up at the door...
George: Who are you?
Mysterious man: My real name is a secret. But most call me...TT2000. I have...a proposition for you.
George: Please, just leave. My family and I are happy here.
TT2000: But you see...I have something to offer. ...CAKE.
George: I...I'm listening...
TT2000: It's simple. I'm bored. Really, really bored. So, I'll give you a little quest made up of several parts. If you beat all the parts, I'll give you an infinitely regenerating cake. That you can eat. Forever.
George: Okay! I'm doing it!
And so, the quest began...
TT2000's Ultimate Quest: The Journey for Cake:
COMMENCE.
Part 1: The Bridge of Doom: I teleport George to the bridge of doom, and tell him if he can cross it, he gets to go to the next part. Unfortunately, what I fail to tell him is that the bridge is designed I Wanna be the Guy style, with invisible lasers and walls, sections that collapse when its too late to leave them, and poisonous cake slices falling from the sky. If he falls, I let him burn in the lava below for a bit and then teleport him back to the start. The bridge is 2 miles long.
Part 2: The Cake Designment Process: I put George in control of a giant cake designing machine. He has to design the world's best cake. If I taste it and deem it to be not the best, then he must restart at Part 1. Oh, and he can't have any. Each individual cake-building try must also go on for at least 24 hours, with no food or water given to George, to give him "ample time" to design a cake. Except the cake machine takes an hour to so much as sense a button press.
Part 3: Ocean: Day 1: George is placed on a tiny tiny boat in the middle of the sea. By "tiny" I mean it's just one wooden plank. He must stay afloat and keep the plank intact for a week. Failure at any point results in being sent back to Part 1. The first day is peaceful, but with no food or water...
Part 4: Ocean: Day 2: The second day has a storm come around. It's a record-breaking storm, with lightning striking the same place no less than 200 times. That is to say, George's ship. He still needs to keep it intact...
Part 5: Ocean: Day 3: George is assaulted by pirates. He must defeat them all, with no weapons. The pirates are armed with submachine guns, rocket launchers, tanks, and a very large variety of weaponry that pirates just shouldn't have. If he wins, he must get back on his plank and sail away. If he takes anything from the now-empty pirate ship I call him for cheating and send him back to Part 1/
Part 6: Ocean: Day 4: George finds an island, with lots of bananas! However, they are bananas with LAXATIVES inside them! Once he sets sail, he must battle a tummy ache for the entire rest of the quest, since his ship has no bathrooms! Failure to only dump in a bathroom results in restarting at part 1!
Part 7: Ocean: Day 5: George catches a small break, and the ocean is entirely peaceful. Except for the sharks.
Part 8: Ocean: Day 6: A hurricane comes along. The hurricane just happens to be making a beeline for George's ship, and it's already sucked up 1,000,000 woodchippers. Failure to keep both himself and his ship alive means restarting at Part 1.
Part 9: Ocean: Final Day: All the previous traps from all the other days come at him at once, except made twice as deadly. The pirates now also have nukes, the bananas have extra-strength laxatives, the hurricane has trillions of woodpeckers flying around in it(the plank can't be hit, not even once), his hunger and thirst meters decrease twice as quickly, and finally, the sharks have lasers. Failure to keep the "ship" intact through it all means restarting at Part 1.
Part 10: The Race: I finally rescue George and give him some food. Then, I tell him his next challenge: Beat me in a race! It's through an impossibly deadly obstacle course: The Bridge again, but with there being even MORE traps and all there placements being switched! Oh, and it's twice as long! I already know where everything is, and I can run at 1 mile per second. George must beat me AND be five seconds ahead of me. Failure to win the race, or dying in the middle of it, results in a restart at Part 1.
Part 10-1: Checkpoint I: George arrives in a simple checkpoint room, with a luxurious sofa, a free non-regenerating slice of cake, and a sign that says "Keep going George! You can do it!" From now on he will restart here instead of at Part 1 when he fails.
But the Chaos Shard is literally at rock bottom! It is therefore completely incapacitated!
I decide to preview GODOF4LL just to check the Omega Armor's level. I then pull out the Appearificator, and summon the LETHALLY TRAGIC ROMANTIC NOVEL from the place it was last discarded. I then read it out loud to DMK, causing his EMOTIONS meter to suffer a critical spike! I then pull the trigger 50 million times over, appearificating Relish Nukes and regular nukes from every instance that they were ever used ineffectively. Suddenly, I pull out all my octets, and I have a lot. 18 and counting, and not planning to stop anytime soon. I then calmly and stoically load them into the Fluorite Minidicegun, and then open fire on DMK, riddling him with dice. His twitching resembles a ridiculous dance, and suddenly all his eyes burn out, causing him to be blinded. Suddenly, some Schema Pumpkins appear. They seem to have appeared from that time I looked for one on Halloween. I guess the time loop was my appearificating them from the past. That explains things. Anyways, the Problem Sleuth team gains their SCHEMA GAMBITS. Also ZAD suddenly appears to do his SCHEMA GAMBIT.
XENOBLAD: 9/11
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 3/11
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 1/11
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Control Bridge: 4/8
==Actions==
Lothyra begins summoning something that may help in the Trials and defeat the Chaos Chard once and for all... THE PHYSICS CANNON! I will reveal more of it later. She then heals everything that is not Pro-Godmodder or Boss with Glittering Gold and shoots Professor Wasp with iAntimak Carbine, which has been loaded with a unique type of antimatter that is anti-meddle. Bender uses Maximalist on Professor Wasp, then forces the DMK to watch the ending scene of "The Fly" (1986 version), which should increase the emotion meter.
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = The Almighty (Level 5: 5/6)
Wooden Wrench || 1 Billion Chairs && Lesser Chair Elemental && Essence of the Chair God = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
The Opener || 1 Billion Doors && Lesser Door Elemental && Essence of the 100 Door Monks of Shangri-Doora = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
First, I assail DMK with Journey, the Video Game. A glitch occurs during the Blizzard, causing the game to end prematurely, and leaving DMK in massive tears. He is then randomly assaulted by a massive Blizzard. I then follow up with The Last of Us, which makes him even more sad and drives him to massive tears. Then Cordycepus-infected zombies bum-rush him and explode into spores around him. I then replay Journey, but this time the glitch fails to occur and the actual ending occur, and as 'Emotions' doesn't have to mean 'heartbreak,' DMK's joy at the actual ending makes his emotions gauge spike. A massive spike then impales DMK for no discernible reason. I then stab him with the Golden Globe (Puncture Wound!), because I can't just make him emotional, I must make him emotional while I murder him.
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Unwrinkler*This is actually a cool alternative name!* 2/6
With my new pogo hammer, I give it to DMK, which can bounce even HIM! This gets his mind filled with childhood memories of fun and friends! He begins to weep!
I then drill into the ground for so long that I enter Space!.....By going down! I eventually come back down into his face, of course.
I block any shots towards the Clockwork Sniper Gun!
Finally, I begin building a small bot that can heal allies!
Healermckillstealer : 1/10
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- Isaac (Modpack'd, +2)
-2 / 6- The Proxy (DTG2OPER)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I pull out a lute, and attempt to raise DMK's Emotion's Gauge through emotional songs!!
...roll a d20!
(1: The song I play is so bad, I'm forcibly murdered by everyone on the AG, N and PG team!)
(2-6: I end up playing some hard rock on a lute. Nothing happens.)
(7-14: I play a sad song about toasters. DMK's Emotions raise slightly.)
(15-19: I play a sad song about Ace ****'s time in the Game of Life. DMK's Emotions raise moderately!)
(20: I ditch the lute and grab the third part of the SAPPY ROMANCE NOVEL SERIES THAT 'KILLED' THE GODMODDER. This causes a massive spike of emotions of DMK!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
XENOBLAD: 8/11
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 2/11
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 7/7 Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles complete, woooo.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = The Almighty (Level 5: 4/6)
Wooden Wrench || 1 Billion Chairs && Lesser Chair Elemental && Essence of the Chair God = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
The Opener || 1 Billion Doors && Lesser Door Elemental && Essence of the 100 Door Monks of Shangri-Doora (the people who taught me how to use the Hadoorknobken and the Dooryuken, among other door-related techniques.) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I proceed to utilize the Opener by opening it with a magical incantation. Death's Door opens in front of DMK. I then get Death out of it and make Death present to DMK his most beautiful marvel, the completed and defeated labrynthine Sudocube comprehsensile. Yes, it's spelled exactly like that, I checked. The sheer presence of the ultimate marvel of Pickle Inspector causes Death to shed liquid black tears of pure joy. Surely such a beautiful and marvelous item would cause DMK to be moved to tears by the sight of it. In case that doesn't do enough, I then tell DMK the horribly sad story of basically every AG or brainwashed PG entity in DTG history, and how they've all died horribly fighting for what they believed in-or, in the case of the PG entities, trying to hopelessly fight back against the brainwashing as their former allies wailed against them in the vain hope they might be turned back to to the side of justice. Then, I tell him the sad tale of the Godmodder's back-story, or at least the parts that were learned via the Black Monolith. The fact that its' basically a tale of a bullied soul turning into a vicious monster is utterly horrifying and tear-worthy at the same time, as well as the sad back-stories of several of the players, like Eric and Blue. The sheer depressing nature is enough that an aura of depression appears around DMK. It's just a sign that he's really sad.
GODCRAFT: I TELL DEMONHEAD MONSTER KINGPIN ABOUT THE SAD REALITY OF ENGIE'S CURRENT LIFE, HOW MANY OF HIS KIND HAVE DIED IN A WAR THEY NEVER WANTED, WHAT HE HAS SEEN HAPPEN IN HIS TIME, AND HOW HE DOESN'T FEEL AS IF HE ACTUALLY HAS FRIENDS. IF PROFESSOR WASP ATTEMPTS TO MEDDLE WITH WHAT I'M DOING, I COUNTER BY USING COMBAT OPERANDI: ARCHANGEL ON HIM.
The Mainframe: Entity body at 80% complete. MCF EDITOR COULD YOU NOT? I SWEAR, I CAN'T EVEN TRUST MY BACKSPACE BUTTON RIGTH NOW! Now, where was I? Oh, right. Stage 1 at 64% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. Files 40% downloaded. MCF editor is 200% crap.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Michael Rosen Essence && Bag of Plums && Heckler & Koch HK417 = The Plumsgun (1/?) (This is a reference to Michael Rosen's Plumsgun in the YTP "No Swearing" by ThePlamzJoker.)
Captcha code system32 = ??? (1/?)
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 3/34.
I squash Professor Wasp with a newspaper. 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Nanocomms Darkship: 2/4
Universal Aid: 8/10
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Control Bridge: 3/8
==Actions==
Grrr. That Professor Wasp would have died if it wasn't for his meddling. What can outmeddle him? Wait, I know.
Lothyra shields herself with the Sound of Silence. She then calls in the Scooby-Doo gang and fools them into thinking (with hallucinogenics) that Professor wasp is one of the masked villans they always have to defeat. A couple of hours later, Professor Wasp is in handcuffs and being led to trial. They pull of the illusory mask to reveal professor Wasp to them.
PROFESSOR WASP?!
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!
Bender godmods this attack to be unmeddleable. He then uses Supercell against the handcuffed Professor Wasp. The horror of shooting a defenseless person adds to DMK's emotion meter.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Where's Oryx, you ask? I'm unsure too.
Action 1/3
Orbit Control: 35/50
Unholy Assault: 10/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on the Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, just to chip away at it.
Sword Damage: 144K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
22/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
22/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
Death's Narcotic && White Fatalis Scale && Ghast Tear = Wingripper (Level 10: 6/11)
> R. K.: Defense buffs Fluthulu.
> K4yne: I, as a Medic, help DMK to cope with his emotions using psychology so that his emotional baggage does not get in the way of fulfilling his goal.
---
No Joke
UBER: 7 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
The Chaos Shard spits out a beam that forms into the Midnight Crew, ready to duel with Problem Sleuth once again.
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Dreamscape: me? YOU were the one who provoked me th/\t entire time! /\nd how /\re you here, /\nyw/\y?
Paradox Space: There. Ask me what you will. I will respond truthfully, or if it's a question I truly cannot answer, not at all.
Oh no
I poke DMK in his eyes.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I finish up my chain with WORLD WAR: LEVEL 10 on the DMK!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use the potion airstrike on the next four attacks targeting a PG entity
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC DMK
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 4/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 3/9
23/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
23/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
Death's Narcotic && White Fatalis Scale && Ghast Tear = Wingripper (Level 10: 7/11)
> R. K.: (Over)Heals Professor Wasp with the No Joke.
> K4yne: I erase some memories of DMK that could incite emotional reactions. MIB style.
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No Joke
UBER: 8 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
First, I create a man. His name is George. I give him a variety of likeable character traits and quirks, and a few flaws to make him a believable character. Namely, a serious cake addiction. I also create a painbond to DMK, which means that all the pain and injuries the man suffers are split in half, him feeling half and the DMK feeling the other half. The man was living a simple life, with a loving wife and two beautiful kids, not to mention a fairly lucrative job, when suddenly, a mysterious stranger shows up at the door...
George: Who are you?
Mysterious man: My real name is a secret. But most call me...TT2000. I have...a proposition for you.
George: Please, just leave. My family and I are happy here.
TT2000: But you see...I have something to offer. ...CAKE.
George: I...I'm listening...
TT2000: It's simple. I'm bored. Really, really bored. So, I'll give you a little quest made up of several parts. If you beat all the parts, I'll give you an infinitely regenerating cake. That you can eat. Forever.
George: Okay! I'm doing it!
And so, the quest began...
TT2000's Ultimate Quest: The Journey for Cake:
COMMENCE.
Part 1: The Bridge of Doom: I teleport George to the bridge of doom, and tell him if he can cross it, he gets to go to the next part. Unfortunately, what I fail to tell him is that the bridge is designed I Wanna be the Guy style, with invisible lasers and walls, sections that collapse when its too late to leave them, and poisonous cake slices falling from the sky. If he falls, I let him burn in the lava below for a bit and then teleport him back to the start. The bridge is 2 miles long.
Part 2: The Cake Designment Process: I put George in control of a giant cake designing machine. He has to design the world's best cake. If I taste it and deem it to be not the best, then he must restart at Part 1. Oh, and he can't have any. Each individual cake-building try must also go on for at least 24 hours, with no food or water given to George, to give him "ample time" to design a cake. Except the cake machine takes an hour to so much as sense a button press.
Part 3: Ocean: Day 1: George is placed on a tiny tiny boat in the middle of the sea. By "tiny" I mean it's just one wooden plank. He must stay afloat and keep the plank intact for a week. Failure at any point results in being sent back to Part 1. The first day is peaceful, but with no food or water...
Part 4: Ocean: Day 2: The second day has a storm come around. It's a record-breaking storm, with lightning striking the same place no less than 200 times. That is to say, George's ship. He still needs to keep it intact...
Part 5: Ocean: Day 3: George is assaulted by pirates. He must defeat them all, with no weapons. The pirates are armed with submachine guns, rocket launchers, tanks, and a very large variety of weaponry that pirates just shouldn't have. If he wins, he must get back on his plank and sail away. If he takes anything from the now-empty pirate ship I call him for cheating and send him back to Part 1/
Part 6: Ocean: Day 4: George finds an island, with lots of bananas! However, they are bananas with LAXATIVES inside them! Once he sets sail, he must battle a tummy ache for the entire rest of the quest, since his ship has no bathrooms! Failure to only dump in a bathroom results in restarting at part 1!
Part 7: Ocean: Day 5: George catches a small break, and the ocean is entirely peaceful. Except for the sharks.
Part 8: Ocean: Day 6: A hurricane comes along. The hurricane just happens to be making a beeline for George's ship, and it's already sucked up 1,000,000 woodchippers. Failure to keep both himself and his ship alive means restarting at Part 1.
Part 9: Ocean: Final Day: All the previous traps from all the other days come at him at once, except made twice as deadly. The pirates now also have nukes, the bananas have extra-strength laxatives, the hurricane has trillions of woodpeckers flying around in it(the plank can't be hit, not even once), his hunger and thirst meters decrease twice as quickly, and finally, the sharks have lasers. Failure to keep the "ship" intact through it all means restarting at Part 1.
Part 10: The Race: I finally rescue George and give him some food. Then, I tell him his next challenge: Beat me in a race! It's through an impossibly deadly obstacle course: The Bridge again, but with there being even MORE traps and all there placements being switched! Oh, and it's twice as long! I already know where everything is, and I can run at 1 mile per second. George must beat me AND be five seconds ahead of me. Failure to win the race, or dying in the middle of it, results in a restart at Part 1.
Part 10-1: Checkpoint I: George arrives in a simple checkpoint room, with a luxurious sofa, a free non-regenerating slice of cake, and a sign that says "Keep going George! You can do it!" From now on he will restart here instead of at Part 1 when he fails.
To be continued next post...
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I decide to preview GODOF4LL just to check the Omega Armor's level. I then pull out the Appearificator, and summon the LETHALLY TRAGIC ROMANTIC NOVEL from the place it was last discarded. I then read it out loud to DMK, causing his EMOTIONS meter to suffer a critical spike! I then pull the trigger 50 million times over, appearificating Relish Nukes and regular nukes from every instance that they were ever used ineffectively. Suddenly, I pull out all my octets, and I have a lot. 18 and counting, and not planning to stop anytime soon. I then calmly and stoically load them into the Fluorite Minidicegun, and then open fire on DMK, riddling him with dice. His twitching resembles a ridiculous dance, and suddenly all his eyes burn out, causing him to be blinded. Suddenly, some Schema Pumpkins appear. They seem to have appeared from that time I looked for one on Halloween. I guess the time loop was my appearificating them from the past. That explains things. Anyways, the Problem Sleuth team gains their SCHEMA GAMBITS. Also ZAD suddenly appears to do his SCHEMA GAMBIT.
XENOBLAD: 9/11
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 3/11
Typewriter && Gun Majjyks 1/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Nanocomms Darkship: 3/4
Universal Aid: 9/10
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Control Bridge: 4/8
==Actions==
Lothyra begins summoning something that may help in the Trials and defeat the Chaos Chard once and for all... THE PHYSICS CANNON! I will reveal more of it later. She then heals everything that is not Pro-Godmodder or Boss with Glittering Gold and shoots Professor Wasp with iAntimak Carbine, which has been loaded with a unique type of antimatter that is anti-meddle. Bender uses Maximalist on Professor Wasp, then forces the DMK to watch the ending scene of "The Fly" (1986 version), which should increase the emotion meter.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Also I use the awe inspiringness of this website to distract the DMK from attacking.
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = The Almighty (Level 5: 5/6)
Wooden Wrench || 1 Billion Chairs && Lesser Chair Elemental && Essence of the Chair God = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
The Opener || 1 Billion Doors && Lesser Door Elemental && Essence of the 100 Door Monks of Shangri-Doora = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
First, I assail DMK with Journey, the Video Game. A glitch occurs during the Blizzard, causing the game to end prematurely, and leaving DMK in massive tears. He is then randomly assaulted by a massive Blizzard. I then follow up with The Last of Us, which makes him even more sad and drives him to massive tears. Then Cordycepus-infected zombies bum-rush him and explode into spores around him. I then replay Journey, but this time the glitch fails to occur and the actual ending occur, and as 'Emotions' doesn't have to mean 'heartbreak,' DMK's joy at the actual ending makes his emotions gauge spike. A massive spike then impales DMK for no discernible reason. I then stab him with the Golden Globe (Puncture Wound!), because I can't just make him emotional, I must make him emotional while I murder him.