My Action: I activate the rage beacon, giving players a damage bonus equal to the amount of health they lost in percentage points (so a player at 1/22 HP would get +21% damage). I then use whatever Combat Operandi I have.
SCP Foundation Action: A Foundation doctor takes my Chaos Sword for "investigations", then uses it to assualt DMK. I then recall it back to me and give the doctor reason not to do it again (aka I point the teraporter at his head and threaten to shoot if he tries again.
Executor Action: Executor condenses all of his lightning into a ball, then slams the ball down hard onto DMK, using the lightning rod installed on it to reduce damage.
Tanker A1 Action: Concussion spheres, on DMK.
AF Hangar: A new ship is produced, the Medic C2. This ship focuses on rapidfire more than healing, and has very high damage. It is available for the first anti-godmodder player to claim it.
Stats:
Health: 10000
Shield: 20000
Armor: 500
Shield Regen: 3000
35% dodge chance
Weapons:
Sticky Bombs: sticks to the target and detonates after entity battles at the end of the round. Deals 3000 per unit of sticky bombs already on the target (1 sticky bomb unit does 3000, 2 sticky bomb units do 12000, 3 sticky bomb units do 27000).
Repair Nanobots: heals an allied unit for 7500 HP and gives them the regen effect for 3 rounds.
Siphon Gland: 5000 damage, heals user for health equal to damage dealt.
Locust Hatchery: 2500 initial damage with 1000 DOT per round for next 3 rounds, hits all enemies.
Zlatte Constructor: Constructs a Zlatte minion (max of 3) that attacks at the end of the round for 2000 damage. Zlatte has 5000 health.
DONE Tetrifiers
Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 1/??
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I take out the BLADE SHOOTER, and shoot the inside of my mouth, sticking the blades inside my mouth, and attaching them to my robotic teeth. I then program them to spin when I command. I go up to DMK, and begin gnawing on its arm, and then activate my DEADLY BLADE TEETH! I TEAR THROUGH ITS FLESH, FEASTING ON ANY FLESH THAT I TEAR OFF!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 29/30 (Ire'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 29/30 (Ire'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 29/30 (Ire'd)
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
Erelye, test to see if you can duplicate the Ink of Squid Pro Quo you got. You do still have it, right? Question unanswered or not, I proceed to ask DMK if he would like to get a Sneak Peak. He immediately obliges, thinking that he's going to see a clip from an upcoming movie. I give him the aformentioned Sneak Peak without hesitation-that is to say, I give him a sly, crafty mountain. DMK slams himself into the nearest mountainside for not catching that mispelling. AS it turns out, that was the Sneak Peak I just gave him, and the Sneak Peak, insulted and slightly bruised, runs off. The Sneak Peak, after a few minuets of his own planning, proceeds to use his awesome sneaking skills and Disgaea-style logic to pickpocket some HP from DMK's HP Bar, leaving DMK extremely confused about how the heck that happened. He then proceeds to Pickpocket DMK's happiness. DMK is now depressed on top of losing HP, though this does nothing. The Sneak Peak then leaves.
>>That's strange. DTG's Fourth Wall just sent me a file. Directly. It's a mecha. Seems like I need to build the thing.
"I just used a Comb Rave. I wonder if..."
>>I can ALWAYS install a transmitter...Especially in the paint. And as this design calls for an AI...Final attack involves...Rotating? Hmm. Interference patterns in the UV spectrum. Of course, I CAN always install a transmitter.
*One Time Travel Enabled Construction Later*
"Anyway, port 42 will be open for a download."
==The Present==
==Here==
0>Firmware update 90%...
0>Firmware update processed.
0>Update Y/N
>Update.
>>Overriding numerological conventions...
>>Note to Twin: Loophole.
>>I activate a slew of unidirectional memetic emotional attacks, aimed at DMK, via hard-light constructs from the HALI arrays I have just overwritten.
>>Said unidirectional memetic HALI constructs turn into stabby bits of all sizes and stab him in the eyes.
>>Brain interface, by the way? Spared no expense, did he.
Minecraft is cheap.
Improbable Firearm x2 1/1.
Improbable Firearm Ammunition is reloaded, as I replace it in the tree stump.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
>Netpatham: Remember that the form of DMK with TWO health bars was not vulnerable to SUGAR, but instead EMOTIONS! Drat!
>Produce a Potion of Emotional Vulnerability ONE MILLION (extended) with the Origin Wands and pour it down DMK's MAW, then produce one particular novel....Specifically, the exact copy of the book Irecreeper once used to KO the Godmodder!
>Read it to DMK! Quickly!
DMK's EMOTIONS meter skyrockets!
Quickly! He is more vulnerable now!
>...SEPULCHRITUDE!
Wait, that's Problem Sleuth's move! And he can't use it yet! D'oh!
>Speak to DEATH, to ask if you can look at his GAMES COLLECTION!
He consents, only too happy to meet a fellow board-game enthusiast! You look at his GAMES COLLECTION!
>Locate A CERTAIN TREE STUMP in THE GAME OF LIFE!
You do that.
>Find IMPROBABLE FIREARM once used by ACE D.!
There is only one thing left to do...
>Shoot DMK with IMPROBABLE FIREARM for extra POIGNANCY!
DMK suddenly gains an Emotions meter! +10 Emotions! If you can get DMK's Emotion meter to fill up all the way, he will become extremely vulnerable to attack!
Death is, unfortunately, too busy shepherding the lost souls of this war to play games.
I create a liveblog liveblog liveblog liveblog liveblog. The redundancy is at first annoying, but soon DMK starts reading it, and is drawn in by my blog's gripping commentary, as well as the 4 other nested liveblogs' commentary. However, at the end of the liveblog liveblog liveblog liveblog, the blogger tragically dies of getting their throat slit, revealing that it was in fact a ploy to raise DMK's EMOTION bar even higher! I then take out my fashionable Twin Shades and make a quip. "Hate to cut and run... Or rather the killer did." I then pull out another pair of Twin shades. "Actually... Hate to cut and run..." I toss the shades into the air, pull out Gladius Dei and cut a gash straight across DMK's face, gliding down the slope of his face. The shades then serendipitously land on my face.
XENOBLAD: 4/11
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 7/9
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 3/7
Sorry for posting early, Twin, but there's definitely a chance I won't be able to post tomorrow, and I have to get this done with.
I borrow the power of Serpent to use MODUS OPERANDI: LVL 10 [EJECTION] on DMK.
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Dreamscape:
Preston Cole: You're clearly misunderstanding. I was saying you'd be dead before you saw me because I knew you were there the entire time. If I did want you dead, I would have killed you before any runic magic got in the way. I am not going to break through these runes; I doubt I could if I tried. Runes work in funny ways, though without them, I have no doubt I would win in a one on one fight.
You somehow decide that the best course of action is to eject the contents of your fickle Continuum modus. Since your modus works in mysterious ways and the items you put inside aren't necessarily the items that come out, you have no clue how this is going to actually work, but you decide to try. Flying right up to DMK, you eject your modus. An antimatter bomb, a pile of swords, an apple, a medallion, and a lifesize replica of Optimus Prime fall out and strike DMK, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage!
You somehow supercharge the Overkiller with the Keymaster and show DMK no mercy, relentlessly firing wave after wave of bullets at him, even stopping to slice him with the Keymaster. The onslaught deals a minicritted 22,500 damage!
PENUMBRA PHANTASM makes 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 10000000000000 bullets fire at DMK. EACH.
Book && Elemental Door Majjyyks = The Opener (Level 3: 3/4)
MIght as well get this one out of the way. For the unaware: Keyblades are typically morph weapons (and henceforth more than key-like swords) as well as excellent conduits for majjyks of all varieties, while Almighty Element, in the lovely Persona games, happens to be a special element that cannot be resisted, but nothing is weak to it either. I'm not interested in actively climbing the theoretical power level-I just like weird weapons. Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
I duplicate exactly one Tetrixcalibur and give it to Problem Sleuth, unless he already has Tetrixcalibur by some means. If he has not, this will amplify his attack power to an even more fierce level, and I quickly tell him a spell that gives his copy a Summon to Hand feature so disarming him of it is pointless. But of course. I proceed to then take my Tetrixcalibur and one of the unbroken Caledfwlches in an excellent-looking (and actually practical) dual wield. From Caledfwlch, the red flare of time majjyks and the light of pure justice illuminates me and brightens my right side; from the other, the green flare of divine charisma and the black expense of the inky abyss takes up the side. Between the two, the energies converge without much fuss, slowly snuffing out all impurities until one thing is left: A gray image of nine swords in a Triforce pattern, directly in front of me. Suddenly, from the inverted triangle in the Triforce pattern, a portal appears to the elemental plane of swords. It's literally a gate to every sword that ever was, will be or is, which is a lot of swords! Of course, only a Sword Elemental could actually enter the Elemental Plane of Swords without dying, as literally everything is a sword there, even the air is made of transparent mirco-swords partially made of air. Oh, yeah, that. First, I blow out sword-air into DMK via some decompression, slicing through him effortlessly and leaving everyone confused why a straightforward gust of wind left a hole that clean. Then, comes the actual hardware, fired out like a cannon at the unrighteous monster-swords, from the modesty of the Cheap Sword to the mostly absolute power of the True Rapture to the villainous Red Tooth to the unyielding Unbreakable Katana to the undiluted awesome that is Icrucvci. It's all here. OK, not really, as some of the swords are TOO OP to actually appear on GodCraft without instantly tripping the OP Scale. Even then, their sheer presence has a seriously adverse effect on DMK, but only just as much as the swords that are being stabbed into his hide at mach 9. To wrap up this attack, the upright triangles in the Triforce symbol glow a fierce gray, slightly brighter than Engie's type of gray to distinguish them from him, then shoot out lasers that converge into a sphere in the middle, in front of the portal. The direct link to the Elemental Plane of Swords charges the attack up to nuclear levels and making the sphere go to incredible sizes. It is at this point that the odd sphere-shape that is forming suddenly becomes an immense gray sword, empowered by all swords that are, were, or will be. This massive, pure Sword-element sword proceeds to dive into DMK. Words fail to do justice to what happens on impact, but let it be clear that it was extremely painful. This expended the portal, by the way.
THE WOODEN WRENCH: A wooden wrench supercharged with the powers of the chair. It can build chairs like normal wrenches build sentry guns.
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyyks = The Almighty (Level 5: 1/6)
Problem Sleuth has acquired the Tetrix of the Arbitor.
I duplicate the Far East Octet, Bonzo's Octet and the Glyphic Octet and give them to Generic.
> Action: Grounded Grounded Grounded
I claim that DMK is "grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years" and proceed to connect him to the ground via an unremovable wire. I then summon quinquagintillions of lightning strikes to strike DMK nonstop for the aforementioned 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years.
GODCRAFT: NOW THAT I CAN DO THIS PROPER, I USE BATTLE TECHNIQUE PREDICTION LEVEL 10 (OMNIVISION) ON DEMON MONSTER KINGPIN. THAT WAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND A WEAKNESS TO EXPLOIT. IN THEORY.
Mainframe: Entity body at 72% complete. Stage 1 at 57% complete. Files 30% downloaded into entity. Project Manhattan at 0% complete.
A weakness has already been discovered: the Emotions gauge!
>Netpatham: Locate A CERTAIN FLOATING ISLAND and A CERTAIN INTERSECTION, as well as FAD, ZAD, ASSORTED PICKLE INSPECTOR TEMPORAL REPLISCIMILES, and THE THREE FEMALE CHARACTERS.
Uh. We have to wait for the Narrative to get back to you here. Sorry there.
>Quickly get the people in the right places!
You do that. If you can.
>Enter the inside of the Chicago Overcoat and locate MK in his FORT! Quickly blow him up in the face!
Ouch!
You know you're not ACTUALLY in the universe of Problem Sleuth, right?
((Aw man. Wait, I just realzed. This EotB should have had the players have their attacks go off. That should be sufficient to shatter the first health bar. Twin, if DMK's health goes down to 750K when you're doing the update, remember to just set his health to 1M and remove the first health bar because his regen means that his health bars will always be at at least 750K health at the end of a round.))
Preston Cole:
Eric chuckles darkly.
I suppose I'll let you down, for now. ReLease.
The runic bindings on Raven dissipate, no longer holding him to the wall.
But I'm not going to take off the temporal lock.
Kalare, do you have a truth potion of some kind?
I'm not particularly god at that type of rune.
We can trust him for a little bit.
But I want to make doubly sure.
Battlefield:
Hank stops for a second, then loads in some splash potions of eternal withering, which inflicts withering over a period of time so long that it might as well be infinite in most cases (this being one of them) but has a much weaker effect than usual. In this case, hitting DMK with a few will just reduce his regen by a small bit each time he's hit with it.
Hank tries showering DMK with these to see if it'll work well enough to be a viable strategy.
DMK regens at the start of every End-of-Turn Battle.
DMK readies up another Vexatious Glower and destroys the Splash Potions! It looks like lowering his regen isn't an option.
I draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. Staring at the scepter, I promptly utilize it to generate a rather large black hole directly in the center of DMK. At this point, we are going to slay him regardless of the aid provided by our sudden allies. However, this is not important. Afterwards, I point the edge of the arcane contraption at DMK. The heat of the device, as well as the lack thereof, instantaneously freezes DMK solid whilst roasting him alive. A state of occurrences lacking any lucid imagery, but I digress. There is no meaning to it. There is no meaning for quite a few things. Those things lack a point in any fashion conceivable by our minds, and shall continue to for an eternity to be specified, barring the unanticipated machinations of otherworldly entities not expected nor permitted to exist within the bounds of any given universe. Such as interuniversal demons. This rant will prove to be utterly useless, however, so I shall cease this incessant muttering of meaningless phonic communication arranged in an arbitrary fashion with letters commonly utilized by people in general. This is in no way the topic of this exposition. I utilize the Nightcrawler to generate a supermassive black hole directly within DMK, hoping that this will serve to aid in slaying him somewhat.
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Without as much as a word, I summon a vial of Veritaserum directly within Eric's hands.
LIQUID NEST: A vial of crimson liquid that seems to be alive. It writhes around inside of its container, and it pulses with a malevolent and eldritch aura.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: Perfect Sphere 1/9
==Actions==
Maybe we should focus on taking out the smaller fish, Bender.
No! I want to kill the... Actually, let's do that.
Lothyra heals the Perfect Sphere with Glittering Gold again, contributing to its Ubercharge Meter. She then blasts it with iAntimak Carbine. Bender uses Lightning Quick on Professor Wasp. Howvever, if he already used Lightning Quick previously, he instead uses Supercell.
+5,000 HP to the Perfect Sphere's Bridge!
What is "it"?
The counterattack aura negates the attack and causes you to take 10 damage!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I call in a crit potion airstrike on the next four players to post. Not including me.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x49, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 2/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 1/?
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: Perfect Sphere 2/9
==Actions==
Bender uses Heavy Metal on Professor Wasp. Lothyra alchemizes Empty Room & Control Systems & Large Visor Window = The Bridge, then heals all NPC and PC players and the Perfect Sphere with Glittering Gold and blasts Professor Wasp with iAntimak Carbine.
THE BRIDGE: A control room where the pilot flies the ship, controls the ship's systems, and examines data from sensors. Also contains a large visor from which the pilot can look outside upon the depths of space.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GUNS AKIMBO - HEAVY METAL
Bender grabs all of the guns he owns and then takes all of the machine guns of the Heavy, which he uses to fuel an extremely long rampage against Professor Wasp! Bullets and other assorted ammunition fly everywhere as Professor Wasp takes a critted 30,000 damage!
Empty Room && Control Systems && Large Visor Window = Control Bridge (Level 7: 1/8)
Book && Elemental Door Majjyyks = The Opener (Level 3: 4/4) Heck yeah!
For the record: I do not expect this to instantly be level 10. Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
I summon an exact replica of the Twinmobile, in all of its forms, except it's now armed to the teeth! The glory of the Twinmobile itself is inspiring in all forms, and the vast array of weapons only makes it more beautiful. All shed a tear for it, unambiguously. It is the most marvelous ship any have ever seen. On that note, It is also headed right for DMK, alight in green fire powered by some borrowed Miniature Green Suns. All of its Green-Sun powered weaponry opens fire onto DMK, creating emerald flares that light up the sky above the Battlefield with each hit, and quickly making DMK more or less a green inferno in record time, though after a few seconds it's lost all ammo for those rounds. It then unleashes a different kind of weapon-acid cannons, meant explicitly to violently react with the green sun fires. Each drop of acid on green sun fire is basically 5 tons of dynamite. Naturally, the acid cannons put fire hoses to shame in outputting liquid, and soon enough a stream of suspiciously clear liquid rushes into the flaming DMK, damaging him further in massive green explosions. Then, a huge, unbelievable cannon of incredible size pops out of the main hull. It's so huge that firing it would destroy the ship-and it will. It's so huge that it first has to land to fire it, as it can't fire while the engines are running (and it's not in low orbit, so it cannot turn them off). It's so powerful that whatever happens to come out of there is going to really, really hurt. Several shades of green can be seen bellowing within...One the same emerald green of Green Sun fire, but the other a slightly darker green...The darker green of Divine Charisma incarnate. There is also a bright, peach-colored light, glowing brightly and almost overtaking both fiery substances in light. Before further contemplation could be had, the gun fires, the ship shatters into wall-like formations, and out of it comes...Me! Yes! In an unbelievably painful (but otherwise harmless to me) moment, I, in a fireproof suit, am shot out of a massive cannon at speeds that nearly turn space-time into a pathetic pile of shreds, the fury that is Scalpere Parum on my left arm, and my right hand clutching an empty bottle that did hold some Critmist Potion...But not anymore. I used it. I impact DMK, on at least two types of fire and ready to crit against him. The resulting explosion from my vicious impact boggles the mind of the casual observer, to the point where various peoples below pass out. I come out, completely intact save for the empty bottle of Critmist. DMK comes out...Much less intact. The remains of the Twinmobile Replica are conveniently positioned in such a manner that they shield two unshielded AG players.
THE OPENER: A book that is supercharged with door majjyyks. Opening it will cause a door to open somewhere in the world, and closing it will do the exact opposite.
Oh, wow, has it really been this long since I last posted? I thought it was only 2 or 3 days... Oh well, now that I'm finally caught up with my homework, I can get back to my favorite forum game.
I send DMK on a quest. It's full of complicated steps, but he's so powerful he effortlessly completes them all. I give him more quests, but eventually just get frustrated and slap him. With Forge's Light.
Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: Perfect Sphere 3/9 Players 1/9
The Bridge: 2/?
==Actions==
Now time to lay the infrastructure for the ship's control systems.
Lothyra then alchemizes Nanogel Darkship -c Data Network, then shoots Professor Wasp with iAntimak Carbine. Bender uses Maximalist on Professor Wasp.
DATA NETWORK: A network of wires that transmits data to and from components. Necessary for the pilot to control the ship and read data from sensors.
I mean that it will take 9 posts to ubercharge ANYTHING with Glittering Gold, not 9 posts healing one specific guy to heal that one specific guy.
NANOGEL DARKSHIP: A large spaceship forged from carbon nanogel. It comes with a built-in ventilation and life support system so that people can survive on it. Inside its engine room is a dark matter propulsion system, with a rocket engine and thrusters sticking out of its back end.
Nanogel Darkship -c Data Network = Nanocomms Darkship (1/4)
6,000 damage to Professor Wasp!
Professor Wasp meddles with the attack, causing it to fail!
I go down into the Chicago Overcoat, retrieve the sniper rifle from its depths, and toss it to Pickle Inspector. As he wields it, the CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION becomes the CLOCK TOWER SNIPER CANNON, for INCREDIBLY INEXPLICABLE REASONS. Also I misspoke the first time, so there's that. Actually you know what nevermind, I just pull out the Prince's Chisel, Scribe's Wands, Origin Wands, Octoroon Rangoon, White Wand, and Realism and create the CLOCK TOWER OF CARTESIAN ALIGNMENT. The CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION then falls over and crushes DMK.
XENOBLAD: 5/11
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 8/9
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 4/7
Clocktower Sniper Cannon added! You give PI the Sextant Rifle, an object that can turn anyone with a keen ogle into a deathbringer from afar.
Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension destroyed! It deals 10,000 damage to DMK!
I draw the Hazel Wand, hoping that the interval between its last usage will be an adequate gap for another attack. That, and this wand is literally one of the only weapons I can wield in a notable fashion. As such, I point the thing at the threefold heroes of Problem Sleuth, and energize the resultant arcane emissions with the energy of the Inky Abyss. The most difficult to access form of ink-based arcana is certainly quite the formidable thing, it appears. Then again, I may merely be deluded by my brief entourage within the place, thanks to the Inky Door, which is appears to have served its purpose quite excellently, at least to my mind. Anyhow, tendrils of liquid ink expand from the point in which the tip of the wand struck, flowing particularly swiftly for a liquid that is usually defined as somewhat viscous. This is due to the energy required to actually generate a portal into the Abyss. It essentially carries over, energizing the fluid that decidedly flows out of the wound in spacetime. This energized fluid retains the corrosive properties of the Abyss to some degree, though it will likely be inert and/or diluted, due to the nature of the rift in the first place. But, I digress. It is certainly not a property inherent of any types of ink not native to the region of the Void otherwise designated to be the Inky Abyss. Then again, I doubt the tentativeness of some entities would permit the fluid from obtaining this near-lacking of viscosity whatsoever, to the extent shown forth at this period in time. The ink tendrils accelerate towards Team Sleuth rapidly, pausing to weave around them in a sort of relativistic shield capable of augmenting the aptly-named Tentacle Aegises. This augmentation would likely involve the transformation of attacks absorbed by the aforementioned aegises into energy capable to converting into minor buffs. The ink instantaneously evaporates into a black vapor, which promptly flows into the Tentacle Aegises, providing the abilities generated in the manner I stated. The Tentacle Aegises grow darker, despite being composed of pure eldritch power transformed into a solid. Ink begins to drip off of them. The pools at the feet of Team Sleuth will eventually come into fruition, generating an amount of energy capable of empowering the self at a rather exponential rate of change that would likely not exist without the intervention of the Inky Abyss. This is, of course, a roundabout cycle that shall last for infinity, assuming that Team Sleuth does not leave GodCraft. Of course, they will, but that will merely grant them abilities in whatever world they choose to return to.
The Tentacle Aegises were destroyed last turn, sadly.
My Action: I summon Adolf Hitler to round up the millions of unmentioned players on this server into concentration camps.
SCP Foundation Action: The nanites on the godmodder that were unable to get in through the butt instead split up into packsand attack other orficies:
Tracking Beacon Pack: This pack deploys millions of tracking devices on the godmodder's skin and clothes, preventing him from using a decoy godmodder again because it would not have the tracking beacons on it.
Wound Pack: This pack looks for any open wounds on the godmodder (which he should have due to his severe damage), then penetrates through them into the bloodstream, where they begin killing red blood cells.
Mouth Pack: This pack crawls into the godmodder's mouth and down his throat, then splits up to attack his lungs and stomach.
Nose Pack: This pack gets stopped by mucus and is unable to continue, so it self-destructs and blows the godmodder's nose off.
Eyes Pack: This pack causes a very severe case of Eye Scream, then burrows through into the brain.
Ears Pack: This pack tears through the godmodder's eardrums and causes extreme pain that distracts the godmodder.
Executor Action: Executor shoots a lightning rod into DMK's head, causing any further lightning attacks against it this round to crit.
Tanker A1 Action: Void Tentacles, aimed at DMK (change the effect so that it just causes next 3 attacks against the victim to mini-crit).
Since Hitler is hated worldwide, he is killed by legions of players before he has a chance to do anything!
The nanites fail because they would have to get through the Godmodder's Omega Armor first, which gives him protection to nearly anything you can think of, including nanites!
All lightning-based attacks this round will crit!
3,000 damage to DMK! Next three attacks against DMK will minicrit!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and Tazz with ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x50, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 3/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 2/?
FLUTHULU suddeny crawls out of the CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION's ruins to violently aggress DMK. I then tap into my psiionic Gemini powers and fire an eyeblast straight at DMK. While wearing two pairs of shades. For some reason. I then take them off, and my eyebeams stop being hindered and punch a hole straight through DMK's two biggest eyes.
XENOBLAD: 6/11
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 9/9 No you haven't named this yet, I'll save you the time it takes to check.
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 5/7
Fluthlu added! The Godmodder, sensing his innate evil abilities, mind-controls him to his side!
My Action: I repair the most damaged thing on the Perfect Sphere using a healgun.
SCP Foundation Action: if the nanobots penetrated inside the godmodder's body, a command is given to make them all self-destruct to cause more damage. Otherwise, SCP-445 is weaponized and used to attack DMK.
Executor Action: Executor blasts the lightning rod on DMK with lightning, causing severe damage.
Tanker A1 Action: "Regenerate This!" Plasma Blaster, on DMK's first health bar (note that plasma blaster negates ALL forms of recovering health, whether healing, regen, or even godmodded overpowered 750000 health per round regens, it nullifies healing at least that power easily in its home game).
+4,000 HP to the Bridge!
SCP-445 is folded into an assault rifle and deals a minicritted 12,000 damage to DMK!
Critted 12,000 damage to DMK!
DMK blocks the attack using his three sets of portals from last round!
I duplicate Jegus' Octet, the Eightfold Stairstep and the Olive Octet and give them to Generic.
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 1/34 (because there are 17 AGs this time)
> Action: Glitchfest I
I perform an extremely complex series of glitches on a Pokemon Yellow game. This complex series of glitches is so well performed it might as well be a TAS! The series of glitches temporarily duplicates every item in my inventory into a 64-stack. Suddenly, all the copies of Disaster's Speedcube solve their R face! This causes an avalanche of disasters to befall DMK, such as a nuke falling onto him and blowing him up, a random earthquake causing a structure somehow above him to collapse, every terrible musician ever performing in the area, etc. The duplicated items then disappear, leaving the original amount of each.
I would use the Spare Tentacle, but it does seem to be utterly useless in this situation. Alas.
Anyhow, I activate the White Ring. The ever-pulsating runes flash into existence abruptly, momentarily blinding those who chose to look at the ring prior to its sudden metamorphosis. The runes immediately begin to flash steadily faster, as I attempt to stop as much energy from leaving the ring as possible, to create an effective offense. Or rather, a singular onslaught that will prove to be meaningless in the scheme of things. There are very few events that actually do prove to be important on their own. No one person should be able to do such a thing. Whilst I said this, of course, the White Ring proceeded to reach a rate of flashing akin to that of an image which causes seizures in the epileptic. Of course, I do not have epilepsy. Whether anybody else does is beyond me. I wait for several more moments, preparing to release the rather large amount of energy currently sealed within the ring in a destructive explosion. With a thought, I release the energy. A shockwave of pulsating white and black energy erupts from the aura of the White Ring, accelerating at an alarming rate towards DMK. There is no need to release the energy gradually, as that will annihilate one through constant pressure of such a caliber. Then again, I do not expect many to understand such things in such an ignorant manner as I do. It would be far more beneficial to do something else, and to learn from books, not me, of all people. The arcane shockwave obscures both DMK and the Chicago Overcoat in a spherical explosion of recondite proportions. The blast expands to include a rather large portion of the ground and sky as well, fortuitously avoiding any players. Through pure energy, the shockwaves tear through the ground, searing gashes into the side of the server. Gradually, the explosion fades. I deactivate the White Ring, and stare at the zone in which the blast occurred. It damaged a relatively small amount of land. However, this means most of the power released was purely damage, which is quite a bit more productive than slowly annihilating the server. As an afterthought, I telekinetically slam DMK into the ground, crushing him under several thousand meters of dirt and stone in an attempt to suffocate him. However, I recognize this to be insane, and proceed to teleport the Demonhead back to the Battlefield. A wise decision, considering the fact that others wish to combat him. Despite the fact that this is utterly insane, if you are not a member of Team Sleuth, that is. If you are, then the prospect is slightly less mad, and slightly more dutiful, in that respect, I suppose.
I cast Regicide on DMK.
I pull out a Miniature Green Sun, and mentally force it to rapidly expand. The resulting sphere encompasses both my position, and that of the ground in my immediate vicinity. The power within the model, however, remains in the same concentration as before, protecting me for a turn.
=ACTION=
I pour tons of PIE FILLING onto DMK, then ignite it using THE MATERIAL PLANE shooting FLAMETHROWER SENTRIES.
I also try this as a code to make something: DTG2OPER
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random AG or N players with Ghosts of War
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x51, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 4/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 3/?
My Action: I activate the rage beacon, giving players a damage bonus equal to the amount of health they lost in percentage points (so a player at 1/22 HP would get +21% damage). I then use whatever Combat Operandi I have.
SCP Foundation Action: A Foundation doctor takes my Chaos Sword for "investigations", then uses it to assualt DMK. I then recall it back to me and give the doctor reason not to do it again (aka I point the teraporter at his head and threaten to shoot if he tries again.
Executor Action: Executor condenses all of his lightning into a ball, then slams the ball down hard onto DMK, using the lightning rod installed on it to reduce damage.
Tanker A1 Action: Concussion spheres, on DMK.
AF Hangar: A new ship is produced, the Medic C2. This ship focuses on rapidfire more than healing, and has very high damage. It is available for the first anti-godmodder player to claim it.
Stats:
Health: 10000
Shield: 20000
Armor: 500
Shield Regen: 3000
35% dodge chance
Weapons:
Sticky Bombs: sticks to the target and detonates after entity battles at the end of the round. Deals 3000 per unit of sticky bombs already on the target (1 sticky bomb unit does 3000, 2 sticky bomb units do 12000, 3 sticky bomb units do 27000).
Repair Nanobots: heals an allied unit for 7500 HP and gives them the regen effect for 3 rounds.
Siphon Gland: 5000 damage, heals user for health equal to damage dealt.
Locust Hatchery: 2500 initial damage with 1000 DOT per round for next 3 rounds, hits all enemies.
Zlatte Constructor: Constructs a Zlatte minion (max of 3) that attacks at the end of the round for 2000 damage. Zlatte has 5000 health.
Rage Beacon active!
Professor Wasp interferes with the attack and causes it to fail!
DONE Tetrifiers
Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 1/??
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I take out the BLADE SHOOTER, and shoot the inside of my mouth, sticking the blades inside my mouth, and attaching them to my robotic teeth. I then program them to spin when I command. I go up to DMK, and begin gnawing on its arm, and then activate my DEADLY BLADE TEETH! I TEAR THROUGH ITS FLESH, FEASTING ON ANY FLESH THAT I TEAR OFF!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 29/30 (Ire'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 29/30 (Ire'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 29/30 (Ire'd)
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
Erelye, test to see if you can duplicate the Ink of Squid Pro Quo you got. You do still have it, right? Question unanswered or not, I proceed to ask DMK if he would like to get a Sneak Peak. He immediately obliges, thinking that he's going to see a clip from an upcoming movie. I give him the aformentioned Sneak Peak without hesitation-that is to say, I give him a sly, crafty mountain. DMK slams himself into the nearest mountainside for not catching that mispelling. AS it turns out, that was the Sneak Peak I just gave him, and the Sneak Peak, insulted and slightly bruised, runs off. The Sneak Peak, after a few minuets of his own planning, proceeds to use his awesome sneaking skills and Disgaea-style logic to pickpocket some HP from DMK's HP Bar, leaving DMK extremely confused about how the heck that happened. He then proceeds to Pickpocket DMK's happiness. DMK is now depressed on top of losing HP, though this does nothing. The Sneak Peak then leaves.
>>That's strange. DTG's Fourth Wall just sent me a file. Directly. It's a mecha. Seems like I need to build the thing.
"I just used a Comb Rave. I wonder if..."
>>I can ALWAYS install a transmitter...Especially in the paint. And as this design calls for an AI...Final attack involves...Rotating? Hmm. Interference patterns in the UV spectrum. Of course, I CAN always install a transmitter.
*One Time Travel Enabled Construction Later*
"Anyway, port 42 will be open for a download."
==The Present==
==Here==
0>Firmware update 90%...
0>Firmware update processed.
0>Update Y/N
>Update.
>>Overriding numerological conventions...
>>Note to Twin: Loophole.
>>I activate a slew of unidirectional memetic emotional attacks, aimed at DMK, via hard-light constructs from the HALI arrays I have just overwritten.
>>Said unidirectional memetic HALI constructs turn into stabby bits of all sizes and stab him in the eyes.
>>Brain interface, by the way? Spared no expense, did he.
Minecraft is cheap.
Improbable Firearm x2 1/1.
Improbable Firearm Ammunition is reloaded, as I replace it in the tree stump.
You die instantly for trying to actively loophole a rule I have put in place!
The GodCat Clone and Nezarian Fighters deal 14,000 damage to the Aureus Sidius! The Clocktower Sniper Cannon moves itself to track the whereabouts of DMK as Pickle Inspector adjusts his rifle accordingly...
Problem Sleuth and Ace DÑ–ck deal 50,000 damage to DMK! Pickle Inspector, whose attack stat is augmented thanks to the Clocktower Sniper Cannon, deals a massive 100,000 damage to DMK! The Perfect Sphere and its forces deal 12,000 damage to DMK!
DMK calls upon the power of the Clowns to aggress the AG forces, destroying the Tanker A1 and the Perfect Sphere's Bridge! The Aureus Sidius and Fluthlu deal 12,000 damage to the GodCat Clone! Professor Wasp's Meddling Level increases! He will start meddling with attacks, and it will all go downhill from there... He deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Clocktower Sniper Cannon! The Godmodder kills the GodCat Clone and deals 49,000 damage to the Clocktower Sniper Cannon!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defend Team Sleuth!
> AGs: Raise DMK's Emotions to weaken him, and then strike!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the PG forces!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
==> II. DEMONHEAD .II <==
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The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ========================= 1,561,500/2,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 3
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I leave the battlefield for a moment. I wander to an area near Wilson's store, causing him to watch from his window. The blinking device starts to beep faster and faster it suddenly stops. I hear a sound coming, whirr clunk clunk, whirr-clunk clunk, whirr-clunk clunk. A raptor strides up to me, but it doesn't seem that natural. Its movements are rather janky but calculated. Its tail ends with a very large cog. In some parts you can see exposed cogs and wires. Poor thing. The journey must have been hard on it. I collect up some scrap metal and weld it on to cover up the exposed areas.
Summoned: CogWynd How much hp do these normally have again? I'll base it off of Limon I suppose. HP: 200,000/200,000
Actually, I don't think I have quite enough time to post out the gimmick and such for CogWynd.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x2 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War x1 (lvl 3, +dmg, -dmg taken?)
Potion of Ambrosa O0O Potion of Fury = ??? 2/3 Potion of War OOO glowstone = ??? 1/2 Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker DONE
Actually, nevermind about all of this. Because turns out I'm dead. So, respawn. None of my charges/alchemies progress, so I won't increment them next time I post.
The Midnight Crew turns its attention to the meddling Wasp Professor. They invoke their deadly maneuver: COMBAT OPERANDI: SHADOWBOXING to counter the Professor's hijinks. The MC summons a mysterious SHADOWBOX. It could contain anything. The possibilities have even the Professor bamboozled! Hearts Boxcars rolls some dice to establish the strength of the attack. He rolls boxcars for maximum damage. The thing about Hearts Boxcars is HE ALWAYS ROLLS BOXCARS. SHROEDINGER'S CAT is released from the SHADOWBOX, in every state that exists between being alive and dead! Again the Probability Professor is flummoxed, because the cat exists in every state of probability at once. And unfortunately for the Professor... EVERY ONE OF THOSE CAT STATES IS UNBELIEVABLY DEADLY.
I also decide to shove a bunch of bassoons into DMK's ugly face, along with the riches stored in the Owen Wilson statue, a pair of Ben Stiller shades, and a salted melon plundered from the kingdom of weasels.
XENOBLAD: 7/11
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 1/11
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 6/7
Twinbuilder: The Tanker A1 gets multiple attacks when piloted because it basically gives that player extra actions. When not directed by a player, it attacks normally.
I respawn, after admiring Death's GAMES COLLECTION and getting a souvenir...
Twin's Update Terminal receives a rather lengthy message that makes him experience the sum total of all frustration at arbitrary deaths currently in existence. Suddenly, a ghost of inspiration comes to me in the real world...I pick up pen and paper, and buy a three-ring binder.
Meanwhile, Generic picks up a rock.
[SUPERFLUOUS INVECTIVE ABOUT INSTASUMMONS REMOVED].
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@Tazz: Sure.
I attempt to clone my bottle of Squid Pro Quo Ink, and give it to Tazz, assuming he will not immediately attempt to murder me with it. Or at all, for that matter.
I clone two Suicide Seeds. Then, I read three chapters of a book infused with the essence of pure sorrow out loud to DMK, hopefully raising the Emotions meter.
I draw the Cherub's Regisword, once again strengthening my wards to cease the flow of this useless happiness coursing through the essence of the blade. Why could I not have gotten an eldritch sword from four games of eldritch chess? It doesn't matter, though. The goal is to murder DMK in an unceremonious fashion, not blather off like the expositional idiot I am. As such, I teleport upon DMK, and proceed to hack into him with the Regisword. With a relentless cold fury, I continue to stab into the flesh of the demonhead mobster, slashing and hacking occasionally. However, these are sparingly carried out, and in as precise a manner as I can under the circumstances. I utilize the stabbing to climb atop DMK as slowly (and therefore painfully) as I can. Upon doing so, I slice directly into the head of DMK. Repeatedly. Of course, this is not in the least impressive. I am going to need to do something slightly more drastic to continue. As such, I cleave into the head of DMK, and attempt to use the Brainswitcher on him, if it will work in my favor. If not, I merely continue slashing into the head of DMK ceaselessly. There is no need to be alarmed, I assure you. The only entity that should be alarmed is the one I am currently stabbing to death. Hah. Well, that isn't actually going to deal much damage, so, never mind. Anyhow, I continue hacking and stabbing into the unfortunate demon, before drawing on the energy of the blade in the first place. As such, I attempt to annihilate a large portion of DMK with arcane explosions focused on the green and red energy surrounding the Cherub's Regisword. Afterwards, I sink the blade into the head of DMK, watching as it slowly buries itself in his skull, directly through his head. Pulling it out with some difficulty, I leap off of the mobster. As I do so, I spin around to face DMK. Upon doing so, my eyes transform into a monochromatic amethyst. Firing off the occasional bolt of electricity, I levitate in the air before Kingpin, placing the Cherub's Regisword in my inventory as I do so. After several tense moments, two optic blasts erupt from my eyes, striking DMK directly in the face. My eyes return to normal, and I teleport to the ground. As I do so, I arm myself with the rather aptly-named Suicide Seed, eyeing the thing with deference. Or, as much as possible. Anyhow, I flash-step to the area beneath DMK, and plant the seed, flash-stepping away from that particular position immediately after doing so. I focus the withering energy into a destructive pulse that magnanimously implodes directly before DMK, damaging him with the radiative energies common to withering tools of destruction such as these. However, this energy lingers as a sort of arcane fallout. Gradually, it poisons his mind via pure damage, of a high caliber.
I alchemize Knitting Needles && Regisword 1/???.
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((twin, seriously, you need to respond to the PM more often than however often I tell you to in-thread. Its getting kind of annoying, especially since you've missed, like, half of the reminders from me. Seriously dude, check your inbox from time to time. Also, twin, you promised us a story post and an explanation of the spoils. Do the second one at least for heaven's sake.
Sorry if I'm a bit snappish, its late, and I ran out of my meds on Monday, so I'm a bit tired.))
Hank flies over to the professor wasp. Hey look, you like interfering... that's something I'm good at too. Speaking of which.
Hank's splash potion of meddling, acquired during one of his longer alchemy binges during his months roaming Godcraft alone, hits Prof. Wasp square in the face, completely uninterceptable due to Hank somehow hitting him with it from the future after this attack landed, guaranteeing its success.
Upon being meddled upon, Prof Wasp gets hit with a double-whammy: Hank smashes a splash potion of crippling over prof. Wasp's head (halves attack and adds a x2.5 damage multiplier to the recipient. Aegis duped me a copy and handed it to me before he disappeared in case you're wondering, so yeah, its legitimate.) and whips out dual gatling rocket launchers, performing Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl: 10 upon Prof Wasp.
Having just finished this string of attacks upon Prof Wasp while also leaving him vulnerable to subsequent anti-meddling actions, Hank drinks another one of the random potions he has; a potion of temporal shenanigans, and completes the circle.
I duplicate the Carbon Octet and the Isotope Octave and give them to Generic.
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 2/34
The massive spam chain we had in the DTG memo just now - a massive chain of "WHAT DID YOU DO"s, funnymouths and ballcueing - steamrolls over Professor Wasp.
((twin, seriously, you need to respond to the PM more often than however often I tell you to in-thread. Its getting kind of annoying, especially since you've missed, like, half of the reminders from me. Seriously dude, check your inbox from time to time. Also, twin, you promised us a story post and an explanation of the spoils. Do the second one at least for heaven's sake.
Sorry if I'm a bit snappish, its late, and I ran out of my meds on Monday, so I'm a bit tired.))
Yes, yes, I know. The problem with my schedule is that by the time I have finished all the work I need to do outside of the thread, it's already pretty late where I am. By the time I'm actually DONE posting, it's 10:00-11:00, and then I have to get off the computer entirely. This doesn't leave a lot of time to respond to PMs, which is why I respond to them late. I indeed planned to do a storypost and explain the spoils, but like I just said, it is late. I've been running late with updating recently due to various reasons, which is why I haven't found the time to fit those things in.
Tomorrow I will do all three of the things you've asked me to do. Sorry.
>Use the Improbable Firearm, worn by infinities of saddening ends, to shoot DMK in the biggest eyes he has. Through a couple enlarging funnels. And by a couple, mean like seventy-three. All properly scaled for maximum embiggening.
>Use the non-canon status of Wasp Professor to disprove his existence! Wasp Professor therefore vanishes! Generic.
>Regret you cannot do the same for Flthulhu. However, Erelye probably has plans for this eventuality.
>Quickly whack DMK in the face with a giant HALI hammer - containing ALL the guns. Which all fire. In his face. This is on the order of TENS OF THOUSANDS of guns. And a couple thousand sharp scythey bits.
>Wonder why MK WOULDN'T be in the Chicago Overcoat - his FORT is there. He has to have entered it at some point. At which point the prior blowing-off-of-MK's-face kicks in and his face is blown off by explosives.
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I read several more chapters of the sorrow-tome to DMK.
I clone a Splash Black Potion.
Afterwards, I smash the aforementioned Splash Black Potion at my feet, in preparation for a minor bout of spatial shenanigans. I twist my fingers about. As a result, sparks of blue flame leap from my fingertips occasionally. The will of the Inky Abyss is seldom heard, as it is not a fully sentient entity, and only by the justifiably insane. Such is the position at hand. A deep blue fireball dripping ink onto my hand flares into existence rather abruptly, functioning to burn a hole into the infinite reaches of the Void, to the desired region. The success of my action is signified when ink indiscriminately spurts from the epicenter of the flame, oddly not heating up whatsoever with the presence of the combustion. I fuse multiple types of energy within the flame to generate obscene amounts of energy. The stuff radiates off of the flame. Several seconds later, I throw the flames into DMK. They burn with the corrosive power of the Abyss. Slowly, I wait for them to fade away.
After I do so, I turn to look at the entity colloquially referred to as Fluthlu. This esoteric creature's alignment is absolutely absurd. In fact, I find it very offensive to suggest that any creature of eldritch origins is innately evil, as you stated. First of all, eldritch abominations have far more ambiguous intents. They do not actively desire for the destruction of all life. That would be utter depravity. While I may not understand the complex geometries of the brains of elder gods, nor will I at any point in time, I am certain that no being of eldritch origins would ever slay an entire race, if that race possessed even the slightest hint of being useful, as we do. You appear to be running off of Derleth's works, which were completely separate from Lovecraftian ones, which happen to be the source of all eldritch knowledge at this point. The Outer Gods are not evil, nor are the Great Old Ones, nor the other ranks of gods leading up to the noble circles of the Furthest Ring (despite the fact that the aforementioned Outer Gods are far more powerful than the Noble Circle). While their power could pose a significant threat to existence, they will probably not actually utilize that power to actively destroy it. If they had decided to, we would all either be dead, or not have existed in the first place, I assure you. Anyhow, Fluthlu would not be aligned with Generic either. Despite bringing the aforementioned being onto this plane of existence, Fluthlu would have no ties whatsoever to Generic. He would have come out regardless. The hastening of this transportation is by no means a method of binding. Fluthlu, once again featuring the eldritch mind common to those smaller than the smallest of the Smaller Gods, would not succumb to any form of mental manipulation whatsoever. Those in any form of servitude or contact with the Outer Gods (barring sentient entities such as humans, elves, trolls, and so on) are designated to follow the sporadically mutating rules of those Outer Gods individually. In this case, Fluthlu, being smaller than the dark Nrub'yiglith (of Shub-Niggurath's spawn), would function as such. This functioning would overall be physically strenuous for all around, which would likely either lead to all the children in this universe frowning continuously for a nine-thousand loä span, or slowly corroding the existence of those who fraternize with Fluthlu. Primarily, the Godmodder. This would eventually crush his existence in a manner impossible to repair. As a note, the names Fluthlu and Flthulhu are interchangeable. It's a matter of preference, though I do prefer the latter. I do hope I have corrected your lacking of knowledge on the subject of the moralities of the Outer Gods.
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12/12 Rage Beacon
12/30 Guardian Orbs
My Action: I activate the rage beacon, giving players a damage bonus equal to the amount of health they lost in percentage points (so a player at 1/22 HP would get +21% damage). I then use whatever Combat Operandi I have.
SCP Foundation Action: A Foundation doctor takes my Chaos Sword for "investigations", then uses it to assualt DMK. I then recall it back to me and give the doctor reason not to do it again (aka I point the teraporter at his head and threaten to shoot if he tries again.
Executor Action: Executor condenses all of his lightning into a ball, then slams the ball down hard onto DMK, using the lightning rod installed on it to reduce damage.
Tanker A1 Action: Concussion spheres, on DMK.
AF Hangar: A new ship is produced, the Medic C2. This ship focuses on rapidfire more than healing, and has very high damage. It is available for the first anti-godmodder player to claim it.
Stats:
Health: 10000
Shield: 20000
Armor: 500
Shield Regen: 3000
35% dodge chance
Weapons:
Sticky Bombs: sticks to the target and detonates after entity battles at the end of the round. Deals 3000 per unit of sticky bombs already on the target (1 sticky bomb unit does 3000, 2 sticky bomb units do 12000, 3 sticky bomb units do 27000).
Repair Nanobots: heals an allied unit for 7500 HP and gives them the regen effect for 3 rounds.
Siphon Gland: 5000 damage, heals user for health equal to damage dealt.
Locust Hatchery: 2500 initial damage with 1000 DOT per round for next 3 rounds, hits all enemies.
Zlatte Constructor: Constructs a Zlatte minion (max of 3) that attacks at the end of the round for 2000 damage. Zlatte has 5000 health.
Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 1/??
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I take out the BLADE SHOOTER, and shoot the inside of my mouth, sticking the blades inside my mouth, and attaching them to my robotic teeth. I then program them to spin when I command. I go up to DMK, and begin gnawing on its arm, and then activate my DEADLY BLADE TEETH! I TEAR THROUGH ITS FLESH, FEASTING ON ANY FLESH THAT I TEAR OFF!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 29/30 (Ire'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 29/30 (Ire'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 29/30 (Ire'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
Erelye, test to see if you can duplicate the Ink of Squid Pro Quo you got. You do still have it, right? Question unanswered or not, I proceed to ask DMK if he would like to get a Sneak Peak. He immediately obliges, thinking that he's going to see a clip from an upcoming movie. I give him the aformentioned Sneak Peak without hesitation-that is to say, I give him a sly, crafty mountain. DMK slams himself into the nearest mountainside for not catching that mispelling. AS it turns out, that was the Sneak Peak I just gave him, and the Sneak Peak, insulted and slightly bruised, runs off. The Sneak Peak, after a few minuets of his own planning, proceeds to use his awesome sneaking skills and Disgaea-style logic to pickpocket some HP from DMK's HP Bar, leaving DMK extremely confused about how the heck that happened. He then proceeds to Pickpocket DMK's happiness. DMK is now depressed on top of losing HP, though this does nothing. The Sneak Peak then leaves.
I slice and dice DMK.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
==Somewhere Else==
>>That's strange. DTG's Fourth Wall just sent me a file. Directly. It's a mecha. Seems like I need to build the thing.
"I just used a Comb Rave. I wonder if..."
>>I can ALWAYS install a transmitter...Especially in the paint. And as this design calls for an AI...Final attack involves...Rotating? Hmm. Interference patterns in the UV spectrum. Of course, I CAN always install a transmitter.
*One Time Travel Enabled Construction Later*
"Anyway, port 42 will be open for a download."
==The Present==
==Here==
0>Firmware update 90%...
0>Firmware update processed.
0>Update Y/N
>Update.
>>Overriding numerological conventions...
>>Note to Twin: Loophole.
>>I activate a slew of unidirectional memetic emotional attacks, aimed at DMK, via hard-light constructs from the HALI arrays I have just overwritten.
>>Said unidirectional memetic HALI constructs turn into stabby bits of all sizes and stab him in the eyes.
>>Brain interface, by the way? Spared no expense, did he.
Minecraft is cheap.
Improbable Firearm x2 1/1.
Improbable Firearm Ammunition is reloaded, as I replace it in the tree stump.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
DMK suddenly gains an Emotions meter! +10 Emotions! If you can get DMK's Emotion meter to fill up all the way, he will become extremely vulnerable to attack!
Death is, unfortunately, too busy shepherding the lost souls of this war to play games.
+5 Emotions!
Minicritted 13,500 damage to DMK!
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 MODUS OPERANDI - EJECTION
You somehow decide that the best course of action is to eject the contents of your fickle Continuum modus. Since your modus works in mysterious ways and the items you put inside aren't necessarily the items that come out, you have no clue how this is going to actually work, but you decide to try. Flying right up to DMK, you eject your modus. An antimatter bomb, a pile of swords, an apple, a medallion, and a lifesize replica of Optimus Prime fall out and strike DMK, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage!
> 5l1n65h07: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 OVERKILLED - NO MERCY
You somehow supercharge the Overkiller with the Keymaster and show DMK no mercy, relentlessly firing wave after wave of bullets at him, even stopping to slice him with the Keymaster. The onslaught deals a minicritted 22,500 damage!
THE ROOT CANAL: A pogo that functions identically to the Ingotspiker, but its spike now resembles a dentist drill.
Pogo Hammer || Iron = The Unwrinkler (Level 4: 1/5)
The Root Canal && Cat's Nail = The Sharpened Nail (Level 6: 1/7)
Changing the first one's name for obvious reasons.
7,000 damage to DMK!
12,000 damage to DMK!
Additional 3,000 damage to DMK!
THE WOODEN WRENCH: A wooden wrench supercharged with the powers of the chair. It can build chairs like normal wrenches build sentry guns.
Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyyks = The Almighty (Level 5: 1/6)
Problem Sleuth has acquired the Tetrix of the Arbitor.
17,000 damage to DMK!
8,000 damage to DMK!
A weakness has already been discovered: the Emotions gauge!
You know you're not ACTUALLY in the universe of Problem Sleuth, right?
DMK regens at the start of every End-of-Turn Battle.
DMK readies up another Vexatious Glower and destroys the Splash Potions! It looks like lowering his regen isn't an option.
Professor Wasp gains a counterattack aura!
DMK rejects your Uber and Kritz! It seems he is capable of attacking on his own...
LIQUID NEST: A vial of crimson liquid that seems to be alive. It writhes around inside of its container, and it pulses with a malevolent and eldritch aura.
11,000 damage to DMK!
You respawn.
You respawn.
+5,000 HP to the Perfect Sphere's Bridge!
What is "it"?
The counterattack aura negates the attack and causes you to take 10 damage!
On what?
8,000 damage to DMK!
Additional 4,000 damage to DMK!
Potion Airstriker && World's Largest Potion Storage Container = Potion Airdropper (Level 8: 1/9)
The next four attacks will crit!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GUNS AKIMBO - HEAVY METAL
Bender grabs all of the guns he owns and then takes all of the machine guns of the Heavy, which he uses to fuel an extremely long rampage against Professor Wasp! Bullets and other assorted ammunition fly everywhere as Professor Wasp takes a critted 30,000 damage!
Empty Room && Control Systems && Large Visor Window = Control Bridge (Level 7: 1/8)
Additional critted 10,000 damage to DMK!
You are protected from attack!
THE OPENER: A book that is supercharged with door majjyyks. Opening it will cause a door to open somewhere in the world, and closing it will do the exact opposite.
Critted 40,000 damage to DMK!
You respawn.
Critted 24,000 damage to DMK!
The next attack against Professor Wasp will deal halved damage! Professor Wasp's attack this turn will crit!
+5 HP to you!
Critted 24,000 damage to DMK!
PvP isn't what this game's about. It's about attacking entities, and right now, the entity you should be attacking is DMK.
I mean that it will take 9 posts to ubercharge ANYTHING with Glittering Gold, not 9 posts healing one specific guy to heal that one specific guy.
NANOGEL DARKSHIP: A large spaceship forged from carbon nanogel. It comes with a built-in ventilation and life support system so that people can survive on it. Inside its engine room is a dark matter propulsion system, with a rocket engine and thrusters sticking out of its back end.
Nanogel Darkship -c Data Network = Nanocomms Darkship (1/4)
6,000 damage to Professor Wasp!
Professor Wasp meddles with the attack, causing it to fail!
Professor Wasp meddles with the attack, causing it to fail! Great, looks like his Meddling Stat is starting to rise...
Clocktower Sniper Cannon added! You give PI the Sextant Rifle, an object that can turn anyone with a keen ogle into a deathbringer from afar.
Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension destroyed! It deals 10,000 damage to DMK!
The Tentacle Aegises were destroyed last turn, sadly.
Since Hitler is hated worldwide, he is killed by legions of players before he has a chance to do anything!
The nanites fail because they would have to get through the Godmodder's Omega Armor first, which gives him protection to nearly anything you can think of, including nanites!
All lightning-based attacks this round will crit!
3,000 damage to DMK! Next three attacks against DMK will minicrit!
You guard Tazz and yourself from attack!
Minicritted 4,500 damage to DMK!
Fluthlu added! The Godmodder, sensing his innate evil abilities, mind-controls him to his side!
Minicritted 10,500 damage to DMK!
Thanks. Hephaestus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet = Heated Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
HEATED OCTET: A set of eight red D8s that symbolize the Time aspect. The power of chronology flows through them.
+4,000 HP to the Bridge!
SCP-445 is folded into an assault rifle and deals a minicritted 12,000 damage to DMK!
Critted 12,000 damage to DMK!
DMK blocks the attack using his three sets of portals from last round!
12,000 damage to DMK!
15,000 damage to DMK!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELVEN TALE - REGICIDE
Additional 10,000 damage to DMK!
You are shielded from attack this turn!
FOOFOO32 = Light Switch (Level 1: 1/2)
BOWGUN+1 = INVALID CAPTCHALOGUE CODE
The lick does nothing, and DMK is immune to status effects!
9,500 damage to DMK!
DTG2OPER = The Proxy (Level 5: 1/6)
You protect Irecreeper and engie from attack!
Rage Beacon active!
Professor Wasp interferes with the attack and causes it to fail!
Critted 16,000 damage to DMK!
Additional 3,000 damage to DMK!
Medic C2 added!
UPDOP TERMNOP: updop termnop
8,000 damage to DMK!
10,000 damage to DMK!
5,000 damage to DMK!
3,000 damage to DMK!
You die instantly for trying to actively loophole a rule I have put in place!
The GodCat Clone and Nezarian Fighters deal 14,000 damage to the Aureus Sidius! The Clocktower Sniper Cannon moves itself to track the whereabouts of DMK as Pickle Inspector adjusts his rifle accordingly...
Problem Sleuth and Ace DÑ–ck deal 50,000 damage to DMK! Pickle Inspector, whose attack stat is augmented thanks to the Clocktower Sniper Cannon, deals a massive 100,000 damage to DMK! The Perfect Sphere and its forces deal 12,000 damage to DMK!
DMK calls upon the power of the Clowns to aggress the AG forces, destroying the Tanker A1 and the Perfect Sphere's Bridge! The Aureus Sidius and Fluthlu deal 12,000 damage to the GodCat Clone! Professor Wasp's Meddling Level increases! He will start meddling with attacks, and it will all go downhill from there... He deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Clocktower Sniper Cannon! The Godmodder kills the GodCat Clone and deals 49,000 damage to the Clocktower Sniper Cannon!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defend Team Sleuth!
> AGs: Raise DMK's Emotions to weaken him, and then strike!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the PG forces!
I. FINAL WAVE .IThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ========================= 1,561,500/2,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 3
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 13/22. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/22. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 8/22. SHIELDED
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/22.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 12/22.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 1/22. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 6/22. SHIELDED
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/22.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 19/23.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 22/22.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 2/22.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 22/22.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/22. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 12/22.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 12/22.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 22/22.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 8/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 10/20. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 10/20. SHIELDED
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Clocktower Sniper Cannon: [N] HP: 43,000/100,000.
Nezarian Fighters: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x6.)
Problem Sleuth: [AG] Equipped: Tetrix of the Arbitor.
Ace DÑ–ck: [AG]
Pickle Inspector: [AG] Equipped: Sextant Rifle.
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 25,000/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 0/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Medic C2: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000 HP. Armor: 500/500 HP. Regens 3,000 Shields per turn.
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin II: [BOSS] HP: 911,000/1,000,000. (x1.) 1,000,000/1,000,000. (x1.) Regenerates +750,000 HP per turn. Emotions Gauge: 15%.
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Aureus Sidius: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP per turn.
Professor Wasp: [PG] HP: 69,000/75,000. Meddling Level: IIIII
Fluthlu: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 8/125. Killstreak: 55.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
13 Elf Tears
1 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
Charges: 1/50 + 14/50+2 to PionoI leave the battlefield for a moment. I wander to an area near Wilson's store, causing him to watch from his window. The blinking device starts to beep faster and faster it suddenly stops. I hear a sound coming, whirr clunk clunk, whirr-clunk clunk, whirr-clunk clunk. A raptor strides up to me, but it doesn't seem that natural. Its movements are rather janky but calculated. Its tail ends with a very large cog. In some parts you can see exposed cogs and wires. Poor thing. The journey must have been hard on it. I collect up some scrap metal and weld it on to cover up the exposed areas.
Summoned: CogWyndHow much hp do these normally have again? I'll base it off of Limon I suppose.HP: 200,000/200,000Actually, I don't think I have quite enough time to post out the gimmick and such for CogWynd.The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x2 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War x1 (lvl 3, +dmg, -dmg taken?)Potion of Ambrosa O0O Potion of Fury = ??? 2/3Potion of War OOO glowstone = ??? 1/2Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker DONEActually, nevermind about all of this. Because turns out I'm dead. So, respawn. None of my charges/alchemies progress, so I won't increment them next time I post.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I also decide to shove a bunch of bassoons into DMK's ugly face, along with the riches stored in the Owen Wilson statue, a pair of Ben Stiller shades, and a salted melon plundered from the kingdom of weasels.
XENOBLAD: 7/11
Eldritch Tentacle && Caledfwlch 1/11
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 6/7
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
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Twin's Update Terminal receives a rather lengthy message that makes him experience the sum total of all frustration at arbitrary deaths currently in existence. Suddenly, a ghost of inspiration comes to me in the real world...I pick up pen and paper, and buy a three-ring binder.
Meanwhile, Generic picks up a rock.
[SUPERFLUOUS INVECTIVE ABOUT INSTASUMMONS REMOVED].
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I'll be making my great escape now!
@Tazz: Sure.
I attempt to clone my bottle of Squid Pro Quo Ink, and give it to Tazz, assuming he will not immediately attempt to murder me with it. Or at all, for that matter.
I clone two Suicide Seeds. Then, I read three chapters of a book infused with the essence of pure sorrow out loud to DMK, hopefully raising the Emotions meter.
I draw the Cherub's Regisword, once again strengthening my wards to cease the flow of this useless happiness coursing through the essence of the blade. Why could I not have gotten an eldritch sword from four games of eldritch chess? It doesn't matter, though. The goal is to murder DMK in an unceremonious fashion, not blather off like the expositional idiot I am. As such, I teleport upon DMK, and proceed to hack into him with the Regisword. With a relentless cold fury, I continue to stab into the flesh of the demonhead mobster, slashing and hacking occasionally. However, these are sparingly carried out, and in as precise a manner as I can under the circumstances. I utilize the stabbing to climb atop DMK as slowly (and therefore painfully) as I can. Upon doing so, I slice directly into the head of DMK. Repeatedly. Of course, this is not in the least impressive. I am going to need to do something slightly more drastic to continue. As such, I cleave into the head of DMK, and attempt to use the Brainswitcher on him, if it will work in my favor. If not, I merely continue slashing into the head of DMK ceaselessly. There is no need to be alarmed, I assure you. The only entity that should be alarmed is the one I am currently stabbing to death. Hah. Well, that isn't actually going to deal much damage, so, never mind. Anyhow, I continue hacking and stabbing into the unfortunate demon, before drawing on the energy of the blade in the first place. As such, I attempt to annihilate a large portion of DMK with arcane explosions focused on the green and red energy surrounding the Cherub's Regisword. Afterwards, I sink the blade into the head of DMK, watching as it slowly buries itself in his skull, directly through his head. Pulling it out with some difficulty, I leap off of the mobster. As I do so, I spin around to face DMK. Upon doing so, my eyes transform into a monochromatic amethyst. Firing off the occasional bolt of electricity, I levitate in the air before Kingpin, placing the Cherub's Regisword in my inventory as I do so. After several tense moments, two optic blasts erupt from my eyes, striking DMK directly in the face. My eyes return to normal, and I teleport to the ground. As I do so, I arm myself with the rather aptly-named Suicide Seed, eyeing the thing with deference. Or, as much as possible. Anyhow, I flash-step to the area beneath DMK, and plant the seed, flash-stepping away from that particular position immediately after doing so. I focus the withering energy into a destructive pulse that magnanimously implodes directly before DMK, damaging him with the radiative energies common to withering tools of destruction such as these. However, this energy lingers as a sort of arcane fallout. Gradually, it poisons his mind via pure damage, of a high caliber.
I alchemize Knitting Needles && Regisword 1/???.
I slice the DMK's eye with my HHHH.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Sorry if I'm a bit snappish, its late, and I ran out of my meds on Monday, so I'm a bit tired.))
Hank flies over to the professor wasp.
Hey look, you like interfering... that's something I'm good at too.
Speaking of which.
Hank's splash potion of meddling, acquired during one of his longer alchemy binges during his months roaming Godcraft alone, hits Prof. Wasp square in the face, completely uninterceptable due to Hank somehow hitting him with it from the future after this attack landed, guaranteeing its success.
Upon being meddled upon, Prof Wasp gets hit with a double-whammy: Hank smashes a splash potion of crippling over prof. Wasp's head (halves attack and adds a x2.5 damage multiplier to the recipient. Aegis duped me a copy and handed it to me before he disappeared in case you're wondering, so yeah, its legitimate.) and whips out dual gatling rocket launchers, performing Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl: 10 upon Prof Wasp.
Having just finished this string of attacks upon Prof Wasp while also leaving him vulnerable to subsequent anti-meddling actions, Hank drinks another one of the random potions he has; a potion of temporal shenanigans, and completes the circle.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I do everything in This video --> starting from 2:15 on the DMK.
+2 max HP to all AGs again: 2/34
The massive spam chain we had in the DTG memo just now - a massive chain of "WHAT DID YOU DO"s, funnymouths and ballcueing - steamrolls over Professor Wasp.
Yes, yes, I know. The problem with my schedule is that by the time I have finished all the work I need to do outside of the thread, it's already pretty late where I am. By the time I'm actually DONE posting, it's 10:00-11:00, and then I have to get off the computer entirely. This doesn't leave a lot of time to respond to PMs, which is why I respond to them late. I indeed planned to do a storypost and explain the spoils, but like I just said, it is late. I've been running late with updating recently due to various reasons, which is why I haven't found the time to fit those things in.
Tomorrow I will do all three of the things you've asked me to do. Sorry.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
>Use the non-canon status of Wasp Professor to disprove his existence! Wasp Professor therefore vanishes! Generic.
>Regret you cannot do the same for Flthulhu. However, Erelye probably has plans for this eventuality.
>Quickly whack DMK in the face with a giant HALI hammer - containing ALL the guns. Which all fire. In his face. This is on the order of TENS OF THOUSANDS of guns. And a couple thousand sharp scythey bits.
>Wonder why MK WOULDN'T be in the Chicago Overcoat - his FORT is there. He has to have entered it at some point. At which point the prior blowing-off-of-MK's-face kicks in and his face is blown off by explosives.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
+1 to Amp x2.
I read several more chapters of the sorrow-tome to DMK.
I clone a Splash Black Potion.
Afterwards, I smash the aforementioned Splash Black Potion at my feet, in preparation for a minor bout of spatial shenanigans. I twist my fingers about. As a result, sparks of blue flame leap from my fingertips occasionally. The will of the Inky Abyss is seldom heard, as it is not a fully sentient entity, and only by the justifiably insane. Such is the position at hand. A deep blue fireball dripping ink onto my hand flares into existence rather abruptly, functioning to burn a hole into the infinite reaches of the Void, to the desired region. The success of my action is signified when ink indiscriminately spurts from the epicenter of the flame, oddly not heating up whatsoever with the presence of the combustion. I fuse multiple types of energy within the flame to generate obscene amounts of energy. The stuff radiates off of the flame. Several seconds later, I throw the flames into DMK. They burn with the corrosive power of the Abyss. Slowly, I wait for them to fade away.
After I do so, I turn to look at the entity colloquially referred to as Fluthlu. This esoteric creature's alignment is absolutely absurd. In fact, I find it very offensive to suggest that any creature of eldritch origins is innately evil, as you stated. First of all, eldritch abominations have far more ambiguous intents. They do not actively desire for the destruction of all life. That would be utter depravity. While I may not understand the complex geometries of the brains of elder gods, nor will I at any point in time, I am certain that no being of eldritch origins would ever slay an entire race, if that race possessed even the slightest hint of being useful, as we do. You appear to be running off of Derleth's works, which were completely separate from Lovecraftian ones, which happen to be the source of all eldritch knowledge at this point. The Outer Gods are not evil, nor are the Great Old Ones, nor the other ranks of gods leading up to the noble circles of the Furthest Ring (despite the fact that the aforementioned Outer Gods are far more powerful than the Noble Circle). While their power could pose a significant threat to existence, they will probably not actually utilize that power to actively destroy it. If they had decided to, we would all either be dead, or not have existed in the first place, I assure you. Anyhow, Fluthlu would not be aligned with Generic either. Despite bringing the aforementioned being onto this plane of existence, Fluthlu would have no ties whatsoever to Generic. He would have come out regardless. The hastening of this transportation is by no means a method of binding. Fluthlu, once again featuring the eldritch mind common to those smaller than the smallest of the Smaller Gods, would not succumb to any form of mental manipulation whatsoever. Those in any form of servitude or contact with the Outer Gods (barring sentient entities such as humans, elves, trolls, and so on) are designated to follow the sporadically mutating rules of those Outer Gods individually. In this case, Fluthlu, being smaller than the dark Nrub'yiglith (of Shub-Niggurath's spawn), would function as such. This functioning would overall be physically strenuous for all around, which would likely either lead to all the children in this universe frowning continuously for a nine-thousand loä span, or slowly corroding the existence of those who fraternize with Fluthlu. Primarily, the Godmodder. This would eventually crush his existence in a manner impossible to repair. As a note, the names Fluthlu and Flthulhu are interchangeable. It's a matter of preference, though I do prefer the latter. I do hope I have corrected your lacking of knowledge on the subject of the moralities of the Outer Gods.