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>Netpatham: Remember that the form of DMK with TWO health bars was not vulnerable to SUGAR, but instead EMOTIONS! Drat!

>Produce a Potion of Emotional Vulnerability ONE MILLION (extended) with the Origin Wands and pour it down DMK's MAW, then produce one particular novel....Specifically, the exact copy of the book Irecreeper once used to KO the Godmodder!

>Read it to DMK! Quickly!

DMK's EMOTIONS meter skyrockets!

Quickly! He is more vulnerable now!

>...SEPULCHRITUDE!

Wait, that's Problem Sleuth's move! And he can't use it yet! D'oh!

>Speak to DEATH, to ask if you can look at his GAMES COLLECTION!

He consents, only too happy to meet a fellow board-game enthusiast! You look at his GAMES COLLECTION!

>Locate A CERTAIN TREE STUMP in THE GAME OF LIFE!

You do that.

>Find IMPROBABLE FIREARM once used by ACE D.!

There is only one thing left to do...

>Shoot DMK with IMPROBABLE FIREARM for extra POIGNANCY!

I create a liveblog liveblog liveblog liveblog liveblog. The redundancy is at first annoying, but soon DMK starts reading it, and is drawn in by my blog's gripping commentary, as well as the 4 other nested liveblogs' commentary. However, at the end of the liveblog liveblog liveblog liveblog, the blogger tragically dies of getting their throat slit, revealing that it was in fact a ploy to raise DMK's EMOTION bar even higher! I then take out my fashionable Twin Shades and make a quip. "Hate to cut and run... Or rather the killer did." I then pull out another pair of Twin shades. "Actually... Hate to cut and run..." I toss the shades into the air, pull out Gladius Dei and cut a gash straight across DMK's face, gliding down the slope of his face. The shades then serendipitously land on my face.
XENOBLAD: 4/11
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 7/9
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 3/7

Sorry for posting early, Twin, but there's definitely a chance I won't be able to post tomorrow, and I have to get this done with.

I borrow the power of Serpent to use MODUS OPERANDI: LVL 10 [EJECTION] on DMK.
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Dreamscape: SO IT'S YOU. THE ONE. WHO'S TORTURED ME. THIS ENTIRE TIME. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY HINTING. AT MY. FLAWS. AND THINGS. AGH. COULDN'T YOU JUST. GO AWAY? I DON'T WANT TO TALK. I WOULD FIGHT YOU. BUT. I WAS JUST AWAKE. AND I'D RATHER BE LIKE THAT.

Preston Cole: You're clearly misunderstanding. I was saying you'd be dead before you saw me because I knew you were there the entire time. If I did want you dead, I would have killed you before any runic magic got in the way. I am not going to break through these runes; I doubt I could if I tried. Runes work in funny ways, though without them, I have no doubt I would win in a one on one fight.

But I'm not underestimating their powers - that was Erelye - and I'm not trying to escape. Like I said, I simply intend to talk.

You can't kill me, though. Not because you don't have the power to, but because neither Paradox Space nor the Narrative are done with me. They do sometimes share goals, you know. I suppose I'll give a spoiler if I have to. The girl lives through these trials, though not without some serious turmoil. She does indeed survive the day, though I won't tell you about far in the future, since that doesn't concern me. But no, I'm not letting her out. That would counteract the entire point of my omniscience, wouldn't it? And a different outcome might arise then.

Now would you please let me down? Or give me a truth potion or something so that I can convince you I do not oppose you?

I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE OVERKILLED LV. 5: NO MERCY on the DMK

Ah!



I finish the Root Canal! Yes!



Pogo Hammer || Iron!



I take my new weapon and give DMK a nice dentist appointment.



I then decide I need more.



Root Canal && Cat's Nail = 1/7

PENUMBRA PHANTASM makes 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 100 PENUMBRA PHANTASMS which make 10000000000000 bullets fire at DMK. EACH.

...Wow. A bunch of Daleks exterminate DMK.

Act 1. +2 to Ninjatwist.



Wrench && Elemental Chair Majjyyks = The Wooden Wrench (Level 2: 3/3) Excellent!


Book && Elemental Door Majjyyks = The Opener (Level 3: 3/4)



MIght as well get this one out of the way. For the unaware: Keyblades are typically morph weapons (and henceforth more than key-like swords) as well as excellent conduits for majjyks of all varieties, while Almighty Element, in the lovely Persona games, happens to be a special element that cannot be resisted, but nothing is weak to it either. I'm not interested in actively climbing the theoretical power level-I just like weird weapons. Keyblade && Almighty Element Majjyks = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)



I duplicate exactly one Tetrixcalibur and give it to Problem Sleuth, unless he already has Tetrixcalibur by some means. If he has not, this will amplify his attack power to an even more fierce level, and I quickly tell him a spell that gives his copy a Summon to Hand feature so disarming him of it is pointless. But of course. I proceed to then take my Tetrixcalibur and one of the unbroken Caledfwlches in an excellent-looking (and actually practical) dual wield. From Caledfwlch, the red flare of time majjyks and the light of pure justice illuminates me and brightens my right side; from the other, the green flare of divine charisma and the black expense of the inky abyss takes up the side. Between the two, the energies converge without much fuss, slowly snuffing out all impurities until one thing is left: A gray image of nine swords in a Triforce pattern, directly in front of me. Suddenly, from the inverted triangle in the Triforce pattern, a portal appears to the elemental plane of swords. It's literally a gate to every sword that ever was, will be or is, which is a lot of swords! Of course, only a Sword Elemental could actually enter the Elemental Plane of Swords without dying, as literally everything is a sword there, even the air is made of transparent mirco-swords partially made of air. Oh, yeah, that. First, I blow out sword-air into DMK via some decompression, slicing through him effortlessly and leaving everyone confused why a straightforward gust of wind left a hole that clean. Then, comes the actual hardware, fired out like a cannon at the unrighteous monster-swords, from the modesty of the Cheap Sword to the mostly absolute power of the True Rapture to the villainous Red Tooth to the unyielding Unbreakable Katana to the undiluted awesome that is Icrucvci. It's all here. OK, not really, as some of the swords are TOO OP to actually appear on GodCraft without instantly tripping the OP Scale. Even then, their sheer presence has a seriously adverse effect on DMK, but only just as much as the swords that are being stabbed into his hide at mach 9. To wrap up this attack, the upright triangles in the Triforce symbol glow a fierce gray, slightly brighter than Engie's type of gray to distinguish them from him, then shoot out lasers that converge into a sphere in the middle, in front of the portal. The direct link to the Elemental Plane of Swords charges the attack up to nuclear levels and making the sphere go to incredible sizes. It is at this point that the odd sphere-shape that is forming suddenly becomes an immense gray sword, empowered by all swords that are, were, or will be. This massive, pure Sword-element sword proceeds to dive into DMK. Words fail to do justice to what happens on impact, but let it be clear that it was extremely painful. This expended the portal, by the way.

I duplicate the Far East Octet, Bonzo's Octet and the Glyphic Octet and give them to Generic.

> Action: Grounded Grounded Grounded
I claim that DMK is "grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years" and proceed to connect him to the ground via an unremovable wire. I then summon quinquagintillions of lightning strikes to strike DMK nonstop for the aforementioned 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years.

"HUH. WELL, THAT WORKED."



GODCRAFT: NOW THAT I CAN DO THIS PROPER, I USE BATTLE TECHNIQUE PREDICTION LEVEL 10 (OMNIVISION) ON DEMON MONSTER KINGPIN. THAT WAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND A WEAKNESS TO EXPLOIT. IN THEORY.



Mainframe: Entity body at 72% complete. Stage 1 at 57% complete. Files 30% downloaded into entity. Project Manhattan at 0% complete.

>Netpatham: Locate A CERTAIN FLOATING ISLAND and A CERTAIN INTERSECTION, as well as FAD, ZAD, ASSORTED PICKLE INSPECTOR TEMPORAL REPLISCIMILES, and THE THREE FEMALE CHARACTERS.

Uh. We have to wait for the Narrative to get back to you here. Sorry there.

>Quickly get the people in the right places!

You do that. If you can.

>Enter the inside of the Chicago Overcoat and locate MK in his FORT! Quickly blow him up in the face!

Ouch!

((Aw man. Wait, I just realzed. This EotB should have had the players have their attacks go off. That should be sufficient to shatter the first health bar. Twin, if DMK's health goes down to 750K when you're doing the update, remember to just set his health to 1M and remove the first health bar because his regen means that his health bars will always be at at least 750K health at the end of a round.))

Preston Cole:
Eric chuckles darkly.
I suppose I'll let you down, for now.
ReLease.
The runic bindings on Raven dissipate, no longer holding him to the wall.
But I'm not going to take off the temporal lock.
Kalare, do you have a truth potion of some kind?
I'm not particularly god at that type of rune.
We can trust him for a little bit.
But I want to make doubly sure.

Battlefield:
Hank stops for a second, then loads in some splash potions of eternal withering, which inflicts withering over a period of time so long that it might as well be infinite in most cases (this being one of them) but has a much weaker effect than usual. In this case, hitting DMK with a few will just reduce his regen by a small bit each time he's hit with it.
Hank tries showering DMK with these to see if it'll work well enough to be a viable strategy.

20/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
20/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
20/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack

Death's Narcotic && White Fatalis Scale && Ghast Tear = Wingripper (Level 10: 4/11)

> R. K.: Gives a counterattack aura made of fire to Professor Wasp.

"Do not worry Professor. The fire does you no harm."

> K4yne: I use 6 charges to both Ubercharge and Kritz Demon Mobster Kingpin with the No Joke!

"Party!"

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No Joke

UBER: 1 Charge 6 In Use
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Liquid Nest 11/11!


+1 to Amp x2.


I examine the Liquid Nest.

I draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. Staring at the scepter, I promptly utilize it to generate a rather large black hole directly in the center of DMK. At this point, we are going to slay him regardless of the aid provided by our sudden allies. However, this is not important. Afterwards, I point the edge of the arcane contraption at DMK. The heat of the device, as well as the lack thereof, instantaneously freezes DMK solid whilst roasting him alive. A state of occurrences lacking any lucid imagery, but I digress. There is no meaning to it. There is no meaning for quite a few things. Those things lack a point in any fashion conceivable by our minds, and shall continue to for an eternity to be specified, barring the unanticipated machinations of otherworldly entities not expected nor permitted to exist within the bounds of any given universe. Such as interuniversal demons. This rant will prove to be utterly useless, however, so I shall cease this incessant muttering of meaningless phonic communication arranged in an arbitrary fashion with letters commonly utilized by people in general. This is in no way the topic of this exposition. I utilize the Nightcrawler to generate a supermassive black hole directly within DMK, hoping that this will serve to aid in slaying him somewhat.

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Without as much as a word, I summon a vial of Veritaserum directly within Eric's hands.

Personally, I liked his Moments with Heavy series (particularly Heavy Takes his Driving Test). Man, those videos are going to be historic.

Alright, I respawn.

Also, that avatar be 2spooky4me

I RESPAWN GOSh DARN

The Other Arrival: 20/50

Control Systems: 2/3

Nanogel Darkship: 2/4

Universal Aid: 5/10

Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: Perfect Sphere 1/9

==Actions==
Maybe we should focus on taking out the smaller fish, Bender.
No! I want to kill the... Actually, let's do that.
Lothyra heals the Perfect Sphere with Glittering Gold again, contributing to its Ubercharge Meter. She then blasts it with iAntimak Carbine. Bender uses Lightning Quick on Professor Wasp. Howvever, if he already used Lightning Quick previously, he instead uses Supercell.

I finish up the chain of world war level attacks with WORLD WAR LEVEL 10: MULTIVERSAL!

I punch the DMK's face IN THE FACE! By punch, I mean slice with PENUMBRA PHANTASM.

... I reap DMK's face with the Twilisaber.

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I call in a crit potion airstrike on the next four players to post. Not including me.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x49, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion Airstriker

I dupe 1 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 2/9
Potion Airstriker AND World's Largest Potion Storage Container 1/?

The Other Arrival: 21/50

Control Systems: 3/3 Complete!

Nanogel Darkship: 3/4

Universal Aid: 6/10

Glittering Gold/Universal Aid Ubercharge Meter: Perfect Sphere 2/9

==Actions==

Bender uses Heavy Metal on Professor Wasp. Lothyra alchemizes Empty Room & Control Systems & Large Visor Window = The Bridge, then heals all NPC and PC players and the Perfect Sphere with Glittering Gold and blasts Professor Wasp with iAntimak Carbine.

THE BRIDGE: A control room where the pilot flies the ship, controls the ship's systems, and examines data from sensors. Also contains a large visor from which the pilot can look outside upon the depths of space.