Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ghosts of war
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x48, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 1/? (To guard more people at once)
Granger splashes the DMK with an splash potion of reversal. This potion is fun, lets see what it does this time?
Also using the painchimer to freeze (just freeze) the person posting the next post.
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So, between my computer crashing last night and dealing with a werehare infestation in my dorf fortress, I have yet to post this turn. Hah, woops. I was going to, but then computersplosion.
All charges progress.
The Helbringers 2/11
The Crashlander 2/11
I attack the current bad guy with the Dynamic Deathbringer, and offer to light Granger on fire as payment for his/her kind offer of being frozen.
>Action: BILLYIZATION
I fire the Billy Bazooka so many times at DMK, a chorus of Billy Mays voices begins to sing cs188's BILLYIZATION in unison. This empowers me and allows me to turn into the MAYS-INATED Cobalt, king of Billy Mays YTP!
I begin to pitch some of my alchemies in the exact voice of Billy Mays.
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COBALT SHADE CORPORATION." I ready every one of my alchemies.
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR TOXICIDE." I pull out Toxicide. "WATCH AS ITS POWERFUL FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID ACTION DISSOLVES EVERYTHING!" I fire at DMK. "EVEN MIGHTY PUTTY STEEL!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE KILL SCREEN!" I pull out the Kill Screen. "IT HAS THE MUSCLE TO DESTROY ANY SYSTEM WITH EASE!" I fire at DMK. "EVEN PEOPLE!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCT I HAVE EVER ENDORSED: THE BILLY BAZOOKA! YOU KNOW IT'S AWESOME, BECAUSE IT IS ENDORSED BY ME, BILLY MAYS!" I pull out the Billy Bazooka and fire on DMK. "THE POWERFUL BAZOOKA ACTION LEAVES A PATH OF DEAD THINGS."
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THIS SPEEDCUBE GUN." I pull out the CM10. "IT'S THE COLT CM10. THE BEST CARBINE FOR CUBERS. IF YOU CAN SOLVE A 10X10, YOU CAN SOLVE THIS." I scramble and solve it while pitching it. "WHEN YOU SOLVE IT, IT FIRES AN EPIC BLAST. WATCH THIS." I fire on DMK. "KABOOM, AND THE SCUM IS GONE."
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE SHARPENER." I pull out the Sharpener. "WATCH THIS. THE POWERFUL ANOMALOUS ACTION [DATA EXPUNGED]." I fire on DMK. "IN JUST 2 MINUTES, YOU HAVE A CRYSTALLIZED MORON!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE REMINGTON 420." I pull out the Remington 420. "IT HAS THE POWER OF MEMES. DANK MEMES! SPICY MEMES! TROLOLOS! IT DOES ALL THE MEMES!" I fire on DMK.
"AND THAT'S NOT ALL. COMBINE ALL OF THESE AND FIRE SIMULTANEOUSLY FOR THE ULTIMATE BLAST!" I put together Toxicide, the Kill Screen, the Billy Bazooka, the Colt CM10, the Sharpener and the Remington 420 and hold them all in my hands. I pull the triggers simultaneously (don't ask how) and they all fire. "WATCH THIS! THE POWERFUL KILLING ACTION KILLS MORONS IN JUST ONE EASY STEP. CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF EACH FOR ONLY TWO EASY PAYMENTS OF ABOUT TWO TRILLION DOLLARS! BUT AS A SPECIAL BONUS, WE'LL GIVE YOU A PAIR OF ORIGIN WANDS! THE POWERFUL CREATION ENERGIES ARE PERFECT FOR MAKING WHATEVER YOU WANT! ALL THIS, AN INFINITY-DOLLAR VALUE, ALL FOR JUST TWO TRILLION DOLLARS. CALL NOW!" Before I can tell DMK the number, I break out of MAYS-INATED mode. This enrages him so much due to the fact that he wanted to buy my awesome products, but did not get the chance to.
Granger accepts Amperz4nds payment (hey i cant reject that, can i?) but drinks an extended potion of fire ressistance and an potion of moonlight beforehand. After the inceration is over she slices the DMK with the low blow.
I run up to DMK and smack him in the face with a pinata, then toss Ace my Five Alarm Hot Sauce. I also pry the telescope out of the wheel and toss it to Pickle Inspector, and summon the Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension using the Octoroon Rangoon, the Prince's Chisel, and the Origin Wands.
XENOBLAD: 3/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 6/9
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 2/??
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I use the Magma Multiplier to fire a white hot beam at the boss.
I look around in my inventory and get out a small metal device. It is blinking slowly and occasionally beeping. Now? It isn't a very good time for this... but oh well. It will be coming soon whether I like it or not. Its been quite a while since I've called on one of my companions, so I guess they're getting bored waiting back in the stables. (This is my 50 post charge, and I'm not going to simply sit on the charge. I just want to have a little opening cutsceen thingy for my summon.)
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (+2 from Piono) (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x2 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War x1 (lvl 3, +dmg, -dmg taken?)
Potion of Ambrosa O0O Potion of Fury = ??? 1/3
Potion of Critmist II O0O Potion of Armor = Potion of War done
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 7/8
My Action: I summon TF2 engineers by offering them free metal. They repair the Bridge.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-076-2 attacks DMK.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity tries to figure out how the Godmodder mind controlled an unmanned combat machine (its unmanned because the huge centripital forces used to make its blades spin would kill a live pilot), then summons the Aureus' arch-enemy, Nezarian Fighters, to attack the Sidus. Nezarian fighters cannot join any team with an Aureus unit on it, and are neutral units that attack Aureus units if any are on the field.
Tanker A1 Action: I wonder how an unmannded sidus was controlled, then blast DMK with concussion spheres.
DONE The Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = Tetrifiers 8/8
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
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I search the battlefield for the wreckage of the MICROSOFT CLOUD. I sift through the wreckage, and find a dead 12 YEAR OLD NOOB. I rip his legs off, and carry his torso and legs towards DMK. I then proceed to beat DMK with the various body parts, blood splattering everywhere. Out of sorrow and rage for the death of the 12 year old army, I begin to beat harder and harder, so hard that the body begins to disintegrate. Organs, blood, and limbs are flying as I beat it harder and harder, until I am thrashing it so hard that I am invisible, due to how hard and fast I am thrashing. As I near the speed of light, I SLAM the remains of the 12 year old noob’s corpse into DMK.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 1/??
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
Knowing I am a robot, I rip off my arm, and throw it at DMK, slapping it in midair, and then I run up and slap it again, catching my arm and slapping it once more, before using my arm like a hammer, and beating its head into its neck, and then its torso.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 28/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 28/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 28/30
Tucker's Kobolds, More Tucker's Kobolds, Dungeon 6/50
I open fire with all the abilities I can muster: CASTING CROWNS, DRAW LVL 10 - SLICK SPADES, and my Comb Rave, HEXAGONAL.
I then remember DMK's weakness to sugar. Oops. Kill it anyway.
The HALI units maintain the shields.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
((Guys, save your spoils, wait until the round where the emerald nova fully charges, then everyone unleash their spoils all in the same round. That way we'll get obscene amounts of damage in.))
Paradox Space:
Eric laughs. You really have no idea what situation you're in! I don't know how you think runes work, but I can tell you one thing, Paradox Space is less powerful than the Narrative. And I know for a fact the Narrative has something in story for me. Whether I like it or not. So go ahead, try to kill me. And enjoy chewing on enough runic firepower to cripple a universe eater. But back to question number 1. You're going to give me a spoiler. Your fate is tied to the girl's now. The only difference is that I won't bring you back. You might want to tell me how this is supposed to end.
Battlefield:
Hank begins launching splash cotions of ponfusion at DMK (and if you think that isn't a legitimate item, you haven't played Munchkin) which weakens his defense and attack due to aforementioned cofnusion.
Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 2/??
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I use the ORIGIN WANDS, and write “Dice”. Not a octet, just dice. I roll them, and nothing happens. I begin rolling them onto DMK, which does nothing. Except, I roll them again. And again. And again. This mesmerizes DMK, and begins to erode the spot in which I am rolling the dice on them. After a very tedious, long time, the dice erode a hole through the outside of DMK, and I plunge my head inside the opening, and begin biting and thrashing my head about wildly, tasting blood in the process. I then spit, which is oil, due to me being a robot, and then I shove my arm inside as well, and bite off my synthetic skin, and bite one of my wires, causing sparks, which ignite the interior of DMK.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 29/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 29/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 29/30
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Quote from pionoplayerjump((Guys, save your spoils, wait until the round where the emerald nova fully charges, then everyone unleash their spoils all in the same round. That way we'll get obscene amounts of damage in.))
We are all completely blown away by this stunning revelation.
Wow. Alive? Like not a ghost?
Huh.
Anyways I guess we're going to try to defeat this guy. Shame he's bereft of Spoils. So disappointed. Guess I'll just try something now. I rev up my Fluorite Minidicegun, and let it fire, blinding him in all of his eyes. All of them.
Ugh. Freaking Twin I just want the Monado. XENOBLAD: 1/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 4/9
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Yep.
8,000 damage to DMK!
The Monado is better off being a random string of characters than something that actually makes sense as a word, or is themed around the weapon. The only themed weapon code ever was the Fluorite Octet.
XENOBLAD = Monado (Level 10: 1/11)
...And this, apparently.
SOLAR OCTET: A set of eight gold D8s that symbolize the Light aspect. The power of the sun flows through them.
You ready the Other Side and the Material Plane in an awesome attack against DMK, but then decide against it and put your weapons down. Not one for violence, you opt for the diplomatic route and motion for a laying down of arms. You run up to DMK and aggress him with your fists, laying down the law, so to speak. After a brutal Smash Bros.-esque combo, you deal 20,000 damage!
Time for new stuff to keep up the Pionoparody. It'll end shortly, though. I'm counting Tetrixcalibur as the Pen of Sword element.
Ire, the end result is definitely being duplicated and express mailed to you. Wrench && Elemental Chair Majjyks = (Level ?: 1/?)
Also, for myself. Book && Elemental Door Majjyks = (Level ?: 1/?)
I vote for all players to use their special moves. I high-five Ace. Aces high, as they say. Said Ace immediately facepalms and recalls the Really Powerful Strike that it never did but was contractually obliged to do upon Crazy Hand's death if he and his other selves didn't die before then. I tell him that he can do that on DMK right now and I'll ignore it, especially since that doesn't require an Impetus Comb. Regardless of if he can, or is able, to do this, I proceed to promptly do a furious Irish jig atop Demonhead mobster kingpin's weird singular wing, putting furious Irish pride into every furious step. Not helped by my boots of +555595 to both Dancing and Stomping, which makes my dancing all the better (for once) and my stomping all the more painful. That my furious stomp-dance has a speed best measured in nanoseconds is also not helping how furiously painful my dance is for this sucker. But the dance keeps coming, and it can't, and won't, and simply does not stop. At the end, millions of leprechauns rush to DMK and throw their pots of gold at him. Except, the pots of gold explode with a force that boggles the mind, and as it turns out, the explosion makes it hot enough to melt. On top of that, it's pure gold, which is too soft to be of any real protective value. The leprechauns and I then take an exact replica of the country of Ireland and immediately ram it into DMK to top it off. The replica and millions of leprechauns then explode with the power of Irish spirit. I then find a four-leaf clover and rub the fact I found a four-leaf clover into his face for good measure.
Wrench && Elemental Chair Majjyyks = The Wooden Wrench (Level 2: 1/3)
Book && Elemental Door Majjyyks = The Opener (Level 3: 1/4)
I temporarily break out of total randomness to bring an announcement to DMK.
I pull out the CM10 and scramble the cube perfectly randomly.
I then begin to solve it. Abandoning all established cubing strategies and instead using my totally random mind to devise my own solution, I begin to solve the cube. Except that I execute it one-handed, using epic finger tricks that not even the world record holders can perform and averaging 530 moves per minute. At that rate, I solve the cube in two minutes all while firing at DMK with my other hand.
I make the final turn, which is a turn of the top layer (U'). I fire, the power of this one burst of shots increased by the solving of the cube. DMK's head explodes from the fact that I just solved the 10x10x10 one-handed in 1:59.32. As comparison, the world record 7x7x7 solve as of this post is 2:38.93, and I just solved a 10x10x10 in JUST UNDER TWO MINUTES. I then decide to do an average of 5, doing the same thing four more times. My average time turns out to be 1:43.29... causing DMK's head to explode again from the fact that this is faster than the 7x7x7 average of three, 2:48.03.
Hanyu Da Zidian && QBZ-95 Machine Gun = Ancient Chinese Cannon (Level 2: 1/3)
My drone lands on a nearby hill.
"This unit has been beaten around just a little too much, so I'm tagging out. TECHPIECE, you're up."
EXCELLENT. I SKYDROP DOWN TO THE GROUP OF ASSORTED NEUTRAL PLAYERS, READYING A CUSTOMISED RIFLE.
TECHPIECE: [N] Lv. 9: Calculated Assassin. XP: 85,500
BATTLE TECHNIQUE =>
PREDICTION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FUTURE SIGHT/LV. 5 - ORACLE/LV. 10 - OMNIVISION]
VITAL SHOT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ACE IN THE HOLE/LV. 5 - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART/LV. 10 - EXECUTE]
RISING SUN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BLADE MASTER/LV. 5 - WUJU STYLE/LV. 10 - RAIDEN]
LAST HIT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - KILL STEAL/LV. 5 - HUNDRED TO NONE/LV. 10 - WHITE DEATH]
COMBAT OPERANDI => BOOM HEADSHOT / ARCHANGEL / ONE STEP AHEAD
GODCRAFT: I USE BATTLE TECHNIQUE PREDICTION LEVEL 10 - OMNIVISION ON DEMONHEAD MONSTER KINGPIN.
Real World: Since my drone is the tougher of the two of us, I lead the way back to the key room to pick up the key to the roof, then move onwards to the door to the roof. Having swiped the entire key room of keys, I systematically try each one in the lock.
Mainframe: Entity body at 65% complete. Stage 1 at 52% complete. Files 20% downloaded into entity. Project Manhattan at 0% complete.
Techpiece will replace you as your main character for the time being! You will now use these Special Attacks until you switch back to being engie.
You respawn.
You cannot act on the post that you respawn in, so your Battle Technique fails!
((Hm. I'd have thought more people would be wanting a comb rave. Although admittedly, this was sort of a bad time to get one. Would people be allowed to save up raves for a short period of time to do combo raves like in problem sleuth?))
Hank looks up at the looming form of DMK and groans.
Hank just hovers out of reach, pulls out his potion launcher and fires large number of damage-increasing debuff splash potions onto DMK.
and next round, the first of the three remaining swords of overpowered doom is viewed.
> Action: The Magical 8F Glitch
I originwand up an eighth-floor button, a hammerspace storage unit and a stack of each vanilla block with internal IDs from 1 to 128. I then arrange the items in my inventory, leaving it as what is essentially a string of Java code when you take the block IDs and interpret them as ASCII. I then push the 8F button and a storm of anvils falls onto DMK. I then rearrange the items in my inventory and press the button again and a massive hammer smashes DMK flat. I press it again and the hammer smashes DMK flat again. I then press it twice in quick succession and the hammer smashes DMK flat, but gets telefragged by the second hammer and they both partially disintegrate, leaving metal shards that rain onto DMK, cutting through him. I then press the button again and the button disappears.
Lothyra then uses Antichamber on the DMK. Bender uses Glittering Gold to Ubercharge the Perfect Sphere and heal all Anti-Godmodder and Neutral entities (including players).
You ready iAntimak and magnetically manipulate its contained antimatter to form a solid black cube. You then fire the cube at DMK, which enters a slow orbit around him. You then take out an small black cube that you have engineered from several hours of research and throw it into the antimatter cube. The two react violently and lock DMK inside a very large antimater chamber, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage!
You're going to need to use Glittering Gold nine times to gain an Ubercharge! If I were you, I'd keep track.
+1 HP to all AG and Neutral Players! +5,000 HP to the Perfect Sphere's Bridge!
@TwinBuilder: Honestly, I can't tell. Also, my Chivalrous Chop didn't seem to do anything
Also, FNAF 3? I thought Scott would be afflicted by Newell Syndrome.
[serious business] I've recently learned that kitty0706 (famed Gmodder) has passed away due to leukemia. This is another cynicism catalyst for me.
Stuff like this is why I don't believe in a God, because if he were here, good people would be rewarded, and bad people would get punished (e.g. smote) for their actions. Instead, we have people like IndyKuck and the aforementioned kitty0706 (both good people) fall victim due to outside complication/illness. (By the way, I find it okay if you believe in a God, but I personally don't, to clear up any potential flame wars)
(Oryx doesn't make comments here, because due to the dead)
[/serious business]
Well, I appear to have fallen in battle.
The reason Chivalrous Chop didn't count is because the ED-Mech died already.
Team Fabulous 2, kitty's most famous YouTube video, is one of my favorite GMods of all time. You were good, son. Real good. Maybe even one of the best.
All you have to do is make a post saying you respawn, and you'll respawn.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 WORLD WAR - MELTING POT
The armies from your previous attack regroup and send out their most elite forces to attack! Bowser, the Trickstabber, and the King Slime all rush to attack! However, additional forces come up to defend them: Ganondorf, Mecha-Hitler, and Lavos! Together, all of them combine their powers to create a giant Melting Pot, symbolizing a massive crossover between games! 15,000 damage to DMK!
I use ARMISTYX to get Death to hand over his scythe, even though that's not my move. I leap up and start slashing at DMK furiously, nectar spilling out of him.
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Dreamscape: The girl turns and gasps as well. Things just got real.
Preston Cole: Alright. Question 1: You can look yourself, with all those observation powers.
I proceed to pull out the complete Twilight Series, then show it to DMK while my eyes are closed and my ears plugged. It's practically war-crime grade bad writing right there. To add more insult and injury to this insult and injury combo, I proceed to summon a massive lollipop and shove it down his gullet while he's preoccupied with being forced to read all of Twilight. Finally, I use Sleuth Diplomacy Level 10 as well doing a 2x Sleuth combo with Ire and channeling Tetrixcalibur's mighty prowess in both sword majjyks and, more importantly, raw pulchritude, to vastly improve my damage output. But wait, there's more! Remembering that Tetrixcalibur is a thing, I proceed to end my attack and cut up DMK's various thorny tentacles to make sure he is somewhat more reluctant to do any of his more...Infamous moves in the future.
TETRIXCALIBUR: A legendary white sword fabled to be used by the Chosen Arbitor of the Four Kingdoms. It hums with the power of the Divine Charisma and the Inky Abyss. Its innocuous double is the Tetrix of the Arbitor.
The entire attack, coupled with LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - CEASEFIRE, deals a minicritted 40,500 damage to DMK!
The spaceship's propulsion system is complete. Now we must create the control room.
Lothyra alchemizes Nanogel Spaceship Hullbay -c Dark Matter Propulsion System and Instrument Bank & Computer & Pilot's Stick = Control System.
PILOT'S STICK: A control stick that looks like the ones found in airplanes.
She then uses Antimatter RIP on the DMK. Bender decides he's had enough of being a carebear and blasts the DMK with an Antimatter Nuke Station.
DARK MATTER PROPULSION SYSTEM: A large propulsion system with a rocket engine and a fuel tank that runs on dark matter, providing fast travel keyed into the fundamental forces of the universe.
NANOGEL SPACESHIP HULLBAY: The hull of a spaceship, forged from carbon nanogel. It also comes with a ventilation system and a life support system so that people can thrive on it.
Nanogel Spaceship Hullbay -c Dark Matter Propulsion System = Nanogel Darkship (1/4)
Computer && Pilot's Stick = Control Systems (Level 2: 1/3)
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
Bender hands you a container of especially volatile antimatter. You load it into iAntimak and use its magnetic fields to manipulate the antimatter once it exits the weapon itself. Aiming the weapon at DMK, you tweak its onboard computer and cause the antimatter to shrink down to microscopic size while continuously detonating it. The explosions are small, but they are so powerful that they rip apart spacetime itself. A singularity is created, eventually forming a small black hole. You lob the black hole at DMK. Minicritted 40,000 damage!
Superamethyest-TopComplete! Prismarine Bricks && The Southern Tundra 5/7 Aperchair 3/4 Deerclops 18/20 Long live the Queen 18/30
> NinjaV2403: COMBAT OPERANDI => HIGH OCTAVE
You expend 4 of every Sacred Item!
You raise up the Amethyst Eightfold and watch as the dice tumble into the air! Somehow, they all land 4, creating four beams of light that pierce into the sky! The lights descend near you and split in half, creating eight beams that encircle you! They then form into two swords with four blades each!
You have earned the Octshredders as a boon! You can use them in your attacks for a few turns to deal increased damage.
You shield yourself!
SUPERAMETHYST-TOP: A large supercomputer made out of solid amethyst; it functions identically to the Amethyst-top, except for the added bonus of being as powerful as a supercomputer.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I splash myself with critmist, then guard myself with Ultramarine
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC and Mini BA DMK
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x43, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
Potion Storage Container AND Airstrike Beacon 6/6
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 11/11
Critted 24,000 damage to DMK!
You are shielded from attack this turn!
POTION AIRSTRIKER: A multicolored airstrike beacon that, when placed, will cause a potion airstrike that affects multiple (up to four) players.
THE REDSTICK: A blood-red wand that is bathed in the energy of vis. Although Red's Wand seems lacking in magical capabilities, this wand is one with magic itself, able to create powerful attacks.
> R. K.: Another prototypical counterattack aura, this time with an ice element, for DMK.
> K4yne: I burn a totem in honor of kitty0706 who died of leukemia. He is in a better place now.
I decide to summon the Midnight Crew, who go into the Chicago Overcoat and turn Mobster Kingpin into Dark Mobster Kingpin, who will now inexplicably fight as a neutral entity, seeing as he still has grievances over Problem Sleuth and his shoving gay pornography into their faces! I then try to get the Midnight Crew to fill Mobster Kingpin with Midnight. They also decide to summon Professor Wasp.
Hm. I have the power to summon constructs, let's test it out. I concentrate on my traumatic memories of the other boxes that were going to be my fellow players, a long period of time on a ridiculous amount of planets populated by murderous angels, and the loyal friends I made on my journey through that dead session. I then wave my wand, and angels rush forward, aggressing DMK with all their might. Wait, angels? Pit suddenly appears and I steal his Magnum.
XENOBLAD: 2/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 5/9
Hm. I take a picture of the intrepid trio. With the SBaHJifier. I then look at it. Also, I decide to make the Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles. Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 1/??
The Midnight Crew finds that DMK's power is too much to be affected by shadow transmogrification! Perhaps his real self could be, but no one knows where that is... They do Fill 'Em with Midnight though, and deal 8,000 damage. 3 damage to you!
Professor Wasp added! The Godmodder brainwashes him to his side!
I then stare at Pickle Inspector, momentarily shocked by the fact that there are two Mages of Mind on the Battlefield now.
I vote for all of the player's special attacks.
Then, I cast Woegothics on DMK. Unless, of course, I can buff the three heroes of Problem Sleuth. If so, I attempt to buff them all with a rather exponential amount of wards.
THE BRAINSWITCHER: A black tome that disguises itself as a copy of Problem Sooth, but is in actuality a book full of ancient curses. Whoever reads it will have their minds leave their body and share a mind with that of an eldritch horror, leaving their body defenseless and their mind destroyed.
Pickle Inspector tells you not to worry, and that the whole God Tier thing was a joke. It was his idea of course, but it was still a joke.
I equip the Eldritch Lamp. Such a situation is one in which its existence shall greatly benefit that of mine. Therefore, I telekinetically levitate the lamp into the air, direct after igniting it with a small amount of Alumentum. Hopefully, that will not cause it to combust. If it does indeed explode, I focus the destructive energy into a blast that harms DMK. If not, however, I watch the lamp burn, examining the potential qualities of the eldritch contraption. Theoretically speaking, I could utilize this lamp to open a rift to the Furthest Ring, and kill everything. Of course, I have not the power nor the knowledge to do such a thing at this stage in my ignominious existence. Anyhow, I mentally force the flame to grow brighter. Upon this action, the Eldritch Lamp begins sparking off minor amounts of amethyst energy. I then proceed to make it accelerate rapidly in a circular orbit. Arcane magic trailing behind it, the lamp begins to create a circle out of the streaks created by the acceleration upon the designated orbit with the assigned amounts of energy. This should prove to generate exactly what I desire. Within seconds, it does exactly that. The circle splits into two liquids, streaming about. One, the White Elixir of rather inert properties. The second, the the contents of a bottle of the eponymous Black Elixir. The stuff rapidly switch gravitational planes, creating a minor sphere directed in the manner desirable for those of my vocation, at the very least. Momentarily, the mauve pulsations leap into the realms of physical coherence. This sudden revelation, due to its relative audacity, promptly tears a hole into the fabric of reality. A portal to the Void, I believe. And I am most likely correct on this matter, for once. However, an aubergine explosion annihilates all of that in a singular blast. Utilizing the energy gained from the destruction of the construct, the explosion transforms into two things. A fuchsia and a mustard orb. The fuchsia one immediately streaks over to DMK, exploding in a flash of instability. The other, however, teleports before the three heroes of Problem Sleuth, and grants them power, the bare minimum of those permitted to attack a demon would require. Perhaps that shall aid them.
—
I incline my head ever so slightly at Raven's mention of me.
Unless something extremely drastic occurs, I doubt I shall see you again after this, unless you venture upon the universe I proclaim my home at any point chronologically equivalent to this very second, yes. I cannot say whether you would be welcome or not, but that is not my business.
10,000 damage to DMK! Team Sleuth seems strengthened! They get Tentacle Aegises, causing them to block several attacks from DMK this turn that would normally go to other entities and players!
I take out a TELESCOPIC CANNON! What that means is, It's a telescope, that I point it at the sky, until I see a very distant planet...then the telescope shoots the planet, disrupting its orbit slightly, meaning it will eventually collide with the Minecraftverse in 1,000,000,000,000 years!
1,000,000,000 years later, we're all still here, and the planet happens to smash RIGHT where the DMK is!
((I apologize for posting in near-succession, but I have to prepare for a concert.))
Liquid Nest 10/11
+1 to Amp x2.
I think it would be quite beneficial if we were to all buff the fellows from Problem Sleuth (barring DMK, obviously).
As such, I draw the Baroqueback Bowtier. Once again, I do not mean that I abruptly pull out the song of the same epithet. That would be absurd, at least in this case. Anyhow, I jab the thing in the general direction of DMK. An arcing bolt of english energy erupts from the tip of the ebony cue, directing itself in a position prepared to strike DMK directly in the face. Or, rather, the area commonly associated with the face. Demons who commonly utilize Pep Gold are rather tricky to anatomically pinpoint, from what I know. Then again, I am a complete and utter fool. But, I digress. There is no time to be wasted in this situation. The esoteric blast sears into the flesh of DMK, dealing virtually no damage whatsoever in the long run. The long run is clearly not the thing I am aiming for in particular. Nay, this blast serves only to harvest the lost HP, and convert it into arcane energy that I might be able to use in a productive manner. I siphon the health the mobster lost upon the blast, and trap it within a spare Warded Soul Jar, immediately converting the stuff (technically a partial fragment of a soul, by my designation) into as much essentia as reality permits, hopefully not more that the jar allows, as this would be mildly wasteful, and slightly destructive to the landscape in a myriad of unpleasant ways I would greatly enjoy explaining. Alas, this will not occur. I use the essentia in the jar to fuel a spell. As such, I point the Bowtier at the three sleuths in their Prohibition-era clothing. Muttering a statement clearly unrelated to the current predicament their way, I blast a plethora of buffs in arcane form towards the three. Or rather, whatever my current position allows. It is vital they become as powerful as they can, as they seem to be the only things capable of destroying the Demonhead. Or at least, his regeneration effect. Hah. I de-equip the Baroqueback Bowtier. At this point, I see it fit to at least attempt to directly attack DMK. Therefore, I activate the Black Ring, and proceed to forge a brief link with the Inky Abyss. I telekinetically pull a rather large starship out of orbit (that has absolutely nothing to do with Blue, by the way), and smash it into DMK. This startling occurrence is relatively weak. As such, I transmute the entire thing into entropic water with a flick of my hand. Of course, this hand bore an active White Ring. I deactivate said ring, and accelerate the liquid into DMK. As I do so, the liquid fades into entropic ink as a result of my manipulations, and smashes into Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, annihilating itself in a destructive explosion of unstable qualities. I deactivate the Black Ring, disabling my connection with the Abyss.
I proceed to re-equip the Thorns of Oglogoth. These things are rather amazing, by my poor judgement. Anyhow, I twitch them in an upwards direction. As I do so, a Miniature Green Sun appears before me. I promptly stab the needles into the thing. It dissolves, firing the energy into me. Fortunately, I do not spontaneously combust. Instead, a Grimdark aura surrounds me, pulsating frequently with green bolts of electricity. Pulsating with the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, I create a shield around myself, as well as Amp, of properties capable of sustaining the most devastating of attacks. This should serve to protect mister Amperzand and I from an attack or two.
11,000 damage to DMK!
Team Sleuth's attacks this turn will deal more damage!
You and Amperz4nd are protected from attack this turn!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ghosts of war
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x48, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 1/? (To guard more people at once)
You guard Granger and Cobalt!
The Bullet Catcher && World's Largest Umbrella = The Bullet Shielder (Level 8: 1/9)
Granger splashes the DMK with an splash potion of reversal. This potion is fun, lets see what it does this time?
Also using the painchimer to freeze (just freeze) the person posting the next post.
DMK's demonic form becomes reversed, and he becomes angelic! However, it seems that all this does is give him a white set of wings that wrap around himself, causing some attacks against him to be blocked!
So, between my computer crashing last night and dealing with a werehare infestation in my dorf fortress, I have yet to post this turn. Hah, woops. I was going to, but then computersplosion.
All charges progress.
The Helbringers 2/11
The Crashlander 2/11
I attack the current bad guy with the Dynamic Deathbringer, and offer to light Granger on fire as payment for his/her kind offer of being frozen.
12,000 damage to DMK!
The Godmodder deals a shield-piercing 9 damage to you for PvPing!
>Action: BILLYIZATION
I fire the Billy Bazooka so many times at DMK, a chorus of Billy Mays voices begins to sing cs188's BILLYIZATION in unison. This empowers me and allows me to turn into the MAYS-INATED Cobalt, king of Billy Mays YTP!
I begin to pitch some of my alchemies in the exact voice of Billy Mays.
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COBALT SHADE CORPORATION." I ready every one of my alchemies.
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR TOXICIDE." I pull out Toxicide. "WATCH AS ITS POWERFUL FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID ACTION DISSOLVES EVERYTHING!" I fire at DMK. "EVEN MIGHTY PUTTY STEEL!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE KILL SCREEN!" I pull out the Kill Screen. "IT HAS THE MUSCLE TO DESTROY ANY SYSTEM WITH EASE!" I fire at DMK. "EVEN PEOPLE!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCT I HAVE EVER ENDORSED: THE BILLY BAZOOKA! YOU KNOW IT'S AWESOME, BECAUSE IT IS ENDORSED BY ME, BILLY MAYS!" I pull out the Billy Bazooka and fire on DMK. "THE POWERFUL BAZOOKA ACTION LEAVES A PATH OF DEAD THINGS."
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THIS SPEEDCUBE GUN." I pull out the CM10. "IT'S THE COLT CM10. THE BEST CARBINE FOR CUBERS. IF YOU CAN SOLVE A 10X10, YOU CAN SOLVE THIS." I scramble and solve it while pitching it. "WHEN YOU SOLVE IT, IT FIRES AN EPIC BLAST. WATCH THIS." I fire on DMK. "KABOOM, AND THE SCUM IS GONE."
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE SHARPENER." I pull out the Sharpener. "WATCH THIS. THE POWERFUL ANOMALOUS ACTION [DATA EXPUNGED]." I fire on DMK. "IN JUST 2 MINUTES, YOU HAVE A CRYSTALLIZED MORON!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE REMINGTON 420." I pull out the Remington 420. "IT HAS THE POWER OF MEMES. DANK MEMES! SPICY MEMES! TROLOLOS! IT DOES ALL THE MEMES!" I fire on DMK.
"AND THAT'S NOT ALL. COMBINE ALL OF THESE AND FIRE SIMULTANEOUSLY FOR THE ULTIMATE BLAST!" I put together Toxicide, the Kill Screen, the Billy Bazooka, the Colt CM10, the Sharpener and the Remington 420 and hold them all in my hands. I pull the triggers simultaneously (don't ask how) and they all fire. "WATCH THIS! THE POWERFUL KILLING ACTION KILLS MORONS IN JUST ONE EASY STEP. CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF EACH FOR ONLY TWO EASY PAYMENTS OF ABOUT TWO TRILLION DOLLARS! BUT AS A SPECIAL BONUS, WE'LL GIVE YOU A PAIR OF ORIGIN WANDS! THE POWERFUL CREATION ENERGIES ARE PERFECT FOR MAKING WHATEVER YOU WANT! ALL THIS, AN INFINITY-DOLLAR VALUE, ALL FOR JUST TWO TRILLION DOLLARS. CALL NOW!" Before I can tell DMK the number, I break out of MAYS-INATED mode. This enrages him so much due to the fact that he wanted to buy my awesome products, but did not get the chance to.
CELESTIAL MIGHT: A black grenade launcher with patterns painted onto it that mimic that of the stars... or are they the stars themselves? Its grenades are fused with the powers of dying stars and supernovae, and thanks to a pulsar mode, rapid bursts of grenades can be fired that can "pulse" throughout an entire area, dealing heavy damage and destruction.
DISASTER'S SPEEDCUBE: A simplified version of SCP-090 that only contains ten rows of cubes on each side of it and not 10,000. One row/column of the cube moves every three seconds, and if an entire face is aligned with one type of block, a disaster will occur. If it is tampered with by human hands, one if its faces will automatically align itself.
Granger accepts Amperz4nds payment (hey i cant reject that, can i?) but drinks an extended potion of fire ressistance and an potion of moonlight beforehand. After the inceration is over she slices the DMK with the low blow.
I run up to DMK and smack him in the face with a pinata, then toss Ace my Five Alarm Hot Sauce. I also pry the telescope out of the wheel and toss it to Pickle Inspector, and summon the Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension using the Octoroon Rangoon, the Prince's Chisel, and the Origin Wands.
XENOBLAD: 3/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 6/9
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 2/??
Ace Dіck stows the Five Alarm Hot Sauce away. Fiesta Ace Dіck is already a thing, but his location is unknown.
I use the Magma Multiplier to fire a white hot beam at the boss.
I look around in my inventory and get out a small metal device. It is blinking slowly and occasionally beeping. Now? It isn't a very good time for this... but oh well. It will be coming soon whether I like it or not. Its been quite a while since I've called on one of my companions, so I guess they're getting bored waiting back in the stables. (This is my 50 post charge, and I'm not going to simply sit on the charge. I just want to have a little opening cutsceen thingy for my summon.)
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (+2 from Piono) (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x2 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War x1 (lvl 3, +dmg, -dmg taken?)
Potion of Ambrosa O0O Potion of Fury = ??? 1/3
Potion of Critmist II O0O Potion of Armor = Potion of War done
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 7/8
The Magma Multiplier deals 16,000 damage to DMK!
POTION OF WAR: A blood-red potion that, when used, strengthens the drinker's attack and defense.
My Action: I summon TF2 engineers by offering them free metal. They repair the Bridge.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-076-2 attacks DMK.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity tries to figure out how the Godmodder mind controlled an unmanned combat machine (its unmanned because the huge centripital forces used to make its blades spin would kill a live pilot), then summons the Aureus' arch-enemy, Nezarian Fighters, to attack the Sidus. Nezarian fighters cannot join any team with an Aureus unit on it, and are neutral units that attack Aureus units if any are on the field.
Tanker A1 Action: I wonder how an unmannded sidus was controlled, then blast DMK with concussion spheres.
Ender Pearl || Chaos Pearl = Ender Pearl (Level 1: 1/2)
+4,000 HP to the Bridge!
9,000 damage to DMK!
The Godmodder installed computer software inside its technological bits that forced it to only attack AGs.
DONE The Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = Tetrifiers 8/8
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I search the battlefield for the wreckage of the MICROSOFT CLOUD. I sift through the wreckage, and find a dead 12 YEAR OLD NOOB. I rip his legs off, and carry his torso and legs towards DMK. I then proceed to beat DMK with the various body parts, blood splattering everywhere. Out of sorrow and rage for the death of the 12 year old army, I begin to beat harder and harder, so hard that the body begins to disintegrate. Organs, blood, and limbs are flying as I beat it harder and harder, until I am thrashing it so hard that I am invisible, due to how hard and fast I am thrashing. As I near the speed of light, I SLAM the remains of the 12 year old noob’s corpse into DMK.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 1/??
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
Knowing I am a robot, I rip off my arm, and throw it at DMK, slapping it in midair, and then I run up and slap it again, catching my arm and slapping it once more, before using my arm like a hammer, and beating its head into its neck, and then its torso.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 28/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 28/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 28/30
Tucker's Kobolds, More Tucker's Kobolds, Dungeon 6/50
I open fire with all the abilities I can muster: CASTING CROWNS, DRAW LVL 10 - SLICK SPADES, and my Comb Rave, HEXAGONAL.
I then remember DMK's weakness to sugar. Oops. Kill it anyway.
The HALI units maintain the shields.
You can only use one Special Attack per post, and I am modifying this to INCLUDE Comb Raves! So you don't use the Combat Operandi or Battle Technique, but you do use...
You slowly float in the air, a golden light supercharging your action. You glare at DMK and then close your eyes, the aura of a golden cube coalescing around you. It seems to be the raw power of the Impetus Comb taken form, and it grows bigger with every passing moment! It finally finishes growing and becomes a beam of pure comb energy that shoots into the sky, piercing the heavens! Nothing happens.
At least, not on the Battlefield. At the Fourth Wall, the golden beam reaches its target. The beam slams into the Fourth Wall, which is protected enough by the First Block that it isn't damaged. However, it leans against the Fourth Wall, causing it to tip over slightly. Everyone on the Battlefield lurches, as if the rules of reality have been tipped over. In a sense, they have. The rules of the universe are weakened slightly, allowing for a one-time breach of DTG law: that no other forum games can interact with it. Sending out a broadcast, you call upon HEX.
Suddenly, a giant shadow casts itself over the Battlefield, and a large mecha slams down onto the Chicago Overcoat! HEX appears to have uploaded himself into a giant golden robot armed to the teeth with weaponry in order to help you out against your batle with DMK! You hop into the pilot seat and fire volleys of lasers, cannons, missiles, and a ton of other assorted weaponry at the beast!
It all pushes DMK back, but the coup de grace comes when you leap out of HEX and his mecha form changes shape... It folds in on itself, changing its structure, until it forms a flowing metal hexagon. Slowly humming with energy, you sense it is readying for a massive attack! Using what power you have left, you create a large baseball bat and strike HEX, causing him to fly towards DMK! When he reaches the beast, he fires an insanely large spike of golden energy that creates a humungous golden fireball!
When the smoke clears, both literally and figuratively, HEX is gone... 400,000 damage to DMK!
((Guys, save your spoils, wait until the round where the emerald nova fully charges, then everyone unleash their spoils all in the same round. That way we'll get obscene amounts of damage in.))
Paradox Space:
Eric laughs.
You really have no idea what situation you're in!
I don't know how you think runes work,
but I can tell you one thing, Paradox Space is less powerful than the Narrative.
And I know for a fact the Narrative has something in story for me.
Whether I like it or not.
So go ahead, try to kill me.
And enjoy chewing on enough runic firepower to cripple a universe eater.
But back to question number 1.
You're going to give me a spoiler.
Your fate is tied to the girl's now.
The only difference is that I won't bring you back.
You might want to tell me how this is supposed to end.
Battlefield:
Hank begins launching splash cotions of ponfusion at DMK (and if you think that isn't a legitimate item, you haven't played Munchkin) which weakens his defense and attack due to aforementioned cofnusion.
The Splash Cotion of Ponfusion causes the next two attacks against DMK to mini-crit!
Tetrifiers > Very Fine = 2/??
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I use the ORIGIN WANDS, and write “Dice”. Not a octet, just dice. I roll them, and nothing happens. I begin rolling them onto DMK, which does nothing. Except, I roll them again. And again. And again. This mesmerizes DMK, and begins to erode the spot in which I am rolling the dice on them. After a very tedious, long time, the dice erode a hole through the outside of DMK, and I plunge my head inside the opening, and begin biting and thrashing my head about wildly, tasting blood in the process. I then spit, which is oil, due to me being a robot, and then I shove my arm inside as well, and bite off my synthetic skin, and bite one of my wires, causing sparks, which ignite the interior of DMK.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 29/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 29/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 29/30
=CHARGE=
-45 / 50- Isaac (Modpack'd, +4 total)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use ARMISTYX, then proceed to summon a huge pair of jaws to bite DMK.
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMISTYX
You lack the required Sacred Items!
4,000 damage to DMK!
The GodCat Clone deals 4,000 damage to DMK! The Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension stands tall, but lacks offensive capabilities. The Nezarian Fighters target the Aureus Sidius and deal 10,000 damage to it, since they specialize in attacking it!
All four Players prepare their Special Attacks!
rocketjumper uses Equalizer, rocket jumping all across the deck of the Chicago Overcoat! He then flies over to DMK and throws a massive lollipop at him, causing DMK's mouth to open up in reflex! rocketjumper then flies inside himself and readies the Equalizer, taunting with it! He cracks his knuckles and pulls the pins on several of his grenades, creating a large explosion and sacrificing himself! 20,000 damage to DMK!
(>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<) uses Mach 9, pulling out an especially large wooden hammer that looks a lot like the one King Dedede uses... Deciding to not fully attack DMK just yet, DAYDAYDAY prepares first. His hammer glows with power, and hidden machinery pops up, revealing it as a Jet Hammer! Rockets activate and begin to supercharge the hammer with power, and as he inches closer to DMK, DAYDAYDAY struggles to even hold it! Finally, just as the hammer reaches maximum charge, he leaps off the deck of the ship and throws it, where it flies straight into DMK, creating an even larger blue explosion and sacrificing himself! 20,000 damage to DMK!
Bow$er69 uses Ultimate Koopa, jumping in the air and bellowing a large stream of fire from his mouth! The power of the Koopa Army, who was here not so long ago, fuses with him, giving him the massive shell of Bowser! Bow$er69 tucks in and, using dark Koopa magic, pilots the shell straight to DMK! Spinning around wildly, he slashes through the demon with the shell's powerful strikes, eventually coating the shell in fire and punching straight through DMK, sacrificing himself! 20,000 damage to DMK!
theMarionette uses Nightmare, jumpscaring himself and dealing 20,000 damage to DMK! None of you can remember what the attack did...
PS gets PI to conjure up a Portal Gun using his mind powers. PS then creates three sets of portals on the deck of the Chicago Overcoat, and then gets several of the players with Origin Wands to suspend the portions of the deck with portals on them in midair! The six portals form a ring around DMK, and Team Sleuth fires into them! The massive cascade of bullets comes shooting out the other ends of the portals, dealing 20,000 damage!
> AD: LV. 99 FISTTECH - REALLY POWERFUL STRIKE
AD puts his Vim to good use and jumps straight through one of the portals, coming barreling out of the other! He readies his powerful fist and, with a resounding thwack, punches DMK in the snout to establish superiority. The resulting shockwave almost capsizes the Chicago Overcoat, dealing 30,000 damage!
> PI: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DISQUIETING LEER
PI stares at DMK disconcertingly, enough to cause the next five player attacks against DMK this turn to minicrit!
The Tanker A1 uses Concussion Spheres on DMK, dealing 2,500 damage and causing his attack stat to drop slightly! Keep in mind an entity can only use one attack a turn, not three.
DMK readies to attack, preparing one of his trademarked stares!
> DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 VEXATIOUS GLOWER - EYE FOR AN EYE
DMK sucks up the power of the Disquieting Leer and uses it to fuel his own attack, creating a beam of raw destruction from his eyes! Team Sleuth takes the brunt of the attack, destroying their Tentacle Aegises in the process. He then deals 10 damage to every unshielded AG and Neutral player, 5 to those with armor! Talist killed!
DMK then uses his Imagination to summon three sets of portals for himself that will come in handy later...
Both PG entities deal 8,000 damage to the Tanker A1's Shields! Professor Wasp deals low damage now, but as he sticks around, his Meddling Level will increase! When it reaches full capacity, you'd better be prepared for some serious trouble! The Godmodder deals 60,000 damage to the Cathedral, not wanting to see what purpose it could potentially serve...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defend Team Sleuth!
> AGs: Defeat DMK!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend DMK!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
==> II. DEMONHEAD .II <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ========================= 1,148,000/2,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 3
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ghosts of war
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x48, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
The Bullet Catcher AND World's Largest Umbrella 1/? (To guard more people at once)
11/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
7/25 Zapinator (Item)
11/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger splashes the DMK with an splash potion of reversal. This potion is fun, lets see what it does this time?
Also using the painchimer to freeze (just freeze) the person posting the next post.
INVENTORY
All charges progress.
The Helbringers 2/11
The Crashlander 2/11
I attack the current bad guy with the Dynamic Deathbringer, and offer to light Granger on fire as payment for his/her kind offer of being frozen.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
SCP-090 || Shengshou 10x10 = Disaster's Speedcube 11/11 YEEEEES
Hanyu Da Zidian && QBZ-95 machine gun 3/?
>Action: BILLYIZATION
I fire the Billy Bazooka so many times at DMK, a chorus of Billy Mays voices begins to sing cs188's BILLYIZATION in unison. This empowers me and allows me to turn into the MAYS-INATED Cobalt, king of Billy Mays YTP!
I begin to pitch some of my alchemies in the exact voice of Billy Mays.
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COBALT SHADE CORPORATION." I ready every one of my alchemies.
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR TOXICIDE." I pull out Toxicide. "WATCH AS ITS POWERFUL FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID ACTION DISSOLVES EVERYTHING!" I fire at DMK. "EVEN MIGHTY PUTTY STEEL!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE KILL SCREEN!" I pull out the Kill Screen. "IT HAS THE MUSCLE TO DESTROY ANY SYSTEM WITH EASE!" I fire at DMK. "EVEN PEOPLE!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCT I HAVE EVER ENDORSED: THE BILLY BAZOOKA! YOU KNOW IT'S AWESOME, BECAUSE IT IS ENDORSED BY ME, BILLY MAYS!" I pull out the Billy Bazooka and fire on DMK. "THE POWERFUL BAZOOKA ACTION LEAVES A PATH OF DEAD THINGS."
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THIS SPEEDCUBE GUN." I pull out the CM10. "IT'S THE COLT CM10. THE BEST CARBINE FOR CUBERS. IF YOU CAN SOLVE A 10X10, YOU CAN SOLVE THIS." I scramble and solve it while pitching it. "WHEN YOU SOLVE IT, IT FIRES AN EPIC BLAST. WATCH THIS." I fire on DMK. "KABOOM, AND THE SCUM IS GONE."
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE SHARPENER." I pull out the Sharpener. "WATCH THIS. THE POWERFUL ANOMALOUS ACTION [DATA EXPUNGED]." I fire on DMK. "IN JUST 2 MINUTES, YOU HAVE A CRYSTALLIZED MORON!"
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE REMINGTON 420." I pull out the Remington 420. "IT HAS THE POWER OF MEMES. DANK MEMES! SPICY MEMES! TROLOLOS! IT DOES ALL THE MEMES!" I fire on DMK.
"AND THAT'S NOT ALL. COMBINE ALL OF THESE AND FIRE SIMULTANEOUSLY FOR THE ULTIMATE BLAST!" I put together Toxicide, the Kill Screen, the Billy Bazooka, the Colt CM10, the Sharpener and the Remington 420 and hold them all in my hands. I pull the triggers simultaneously (don't ask how) and they all fire. "WATCH THIS! THE POWERFUL KILLING ACTION KILLS MORONS IN JUST ONE EASY STEP. CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF EACH FOR ONLY TWO EASY PAYMENTS OF ABOUT TWO TRILLION DOLLARS! BUT AS A SPECIAL BONUS, WE'LL GIVE YOU A PAIR OF ORIGIN WANDS! THE POWERFUL CREATION ENERGIES ARE PERFECT FOR MAKING WHATEVER YOU WANT! ALL THIS, AN INFINITY-DOLLAR VALUE, ALL FOR JUST TWO TRILLION DOLLARS. CALL NOW!" Before I can tell DMK the number, I break out of MAYS-INATED mode. This enrages him so much due to the fact that he wanted to buy my awesome products, but did not get the chance to.
12/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
8/25 Zapinator (Item)
12/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger accepts Amperz4nds payment (hey i cant reject that, can i?) but drinks an extended potion of fire ressistance and an potion of moonlight beforehand. After the inceration is over she slices the DMK with the low blow.
INVENTORY
XENOBLAD: 3/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 6/9
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 2/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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+2 to Piono
I use the Magma Multiplier to fire a white hot beam at the boss.
I look around in my inventory and get out a small metal device. It is blinking slowly and occasionally beeping. Now? It isn't a very good time for this... but oh well. It will be coming soon whether I like it or not. Its been quite a while since I've called on one of my companions, so I guess they're getting bored waiting back in the stables. (This is my 50 post charge, and I'm not going to simply sit on the charge. I just want to have a little opening cutsceen thingy for my summon.)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (2$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x2 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War x1 (lvl 3, +dmg, -dmg taken?)
Potion of Critmist II O0O Potion of Armor = Potion of War done
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 7/8
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
What do you mean alechmize with a iron?
I then take my pogo and dip it in acid, bam right through DMK's face!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
7/12 Rage Beacon
7/30 Guardian Orbs
3/5 Chaos Sword
1/?? Ender Pearl || Chaos Pearl
My Action: I summon TF2 engineers by offering them free metal. They repair the Bridge.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-076-2 attacks DMK.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity tries to figure out how the Godmodder mind controlled an unmanned combat machine (its unmanned because the huge centripital forces used to make its blades spin would kill a live pilot), then summons the Aureus' arch-enemy, Nezarian Fighters, to attack the Sidus. Nezarian fighters cannot join any team with an Aureus unit on it, and are neutral units that attack Aureus units if any are on the field.
Tanker A1 Action: I wonder how an unmannded sidus was controlled, then blast DMK with concussion spheres.
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I search the battlefield for the wreckage of the MICROSOFT CLOUD. I sift through the wreckage, and find a dead 12 YEAR OLD NOOB. I rip his legs off, and carry his torso and legs towards DMK. I then proceed to beat DMK with the various body parts, blood splattering everywhere. Out of sorrow and rage for the death of the 12 year old army, I begin to beat harder and harder, so hard that the body begins to disintegrate. Organs, blood, and limbs are flying as I beat it harder and harder, until I am thrashing it so hard that I am invisible, due to how hard and fast I am thrashing. As I near the speed of light, I SLAM the remains of the 12 year old noob’s corpse into DMK.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 27/30 (Irecreeper'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I reap DMK's eye with the Twilisaber.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
Knowing I am a robot, I rip off my arm, and throw it at DMK, slapping it in midair, and then I run up and slap it again, catching my arm and slapping it once more, before using my arm like a hammer, and beating its head into its neck, and then its torso.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 28/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 28/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 28/30
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
8/12 Rage Beacon
8/30 Guardian Orbs
4/5 Chaos Sword
2/??? Ender Pearl || Chaos Pearl
My Action: I teleport in replacement Bridge sections to repair sections of the bridge that are badly damaged.
SCP Foundation Action: The Tankapult is used in an attempt to knock over DMK by throwing a tank at his upper face.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity attacks DMK, dealing bonus damage due to its height attracting all the lightning bolts.
Tanker A1 Action: "Well, gotta kill it anyways!" Plasma blaster on the Aureus Sidus.
I open fire with all the abilities I can muster: CASTING CROWNS, DRAW LVL 10 - SLICK SPADES, and my Comb Rave, HEXAGONAL.
I then remember DMK's weakness to sugar. Oops. Kill it anyway.
The HALI units maintain the shields.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Paradox Space:
Eric laughs.
You really have no idea what situation you're in!
I don't know how you think runes work,
but I can tell you one thing, Paradox Space is less powerful than the Narrative.
And I know for a fact the Narrative has something in story for me.
Whether I like it or not.
So go ahead, try to kill me.
And enjoy chewing on enough runic firepower to cripple a universe eater.
But back to question number 1.
You're going to give me a spoiler.
Your fate is tied to the girl's now.
The only difference is that I won't bring you back.
You might want to tell me how this is supposed to end.
Battlefield:
Hank begins launching splash cotions of ponfusion at DMK (and if you think that isn't a legitimate item, you haven't played Munchkin) which weakens his defense and attack due to aforementioned cofnusion.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
DONE The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 11/11 (Irecreeper'd)
+2 to Irecreeper
I use the ORIGIN WANDS, and write “Dice”. Not a octet, just dice. I roll them, and nothing happens. I begin rolling them onto DMK, which does nothing. Except, I roll them again. And again. And again. This mesmerizes DMK, and begins to erode the spot in which I am rolling the dice on them. After a very tedious, long time, the dice erode a hole through the outside of DMK, and I plunge my head inside the opening, and begin biting and thrashing my head about wildly, tasting blood in the process. I then spit, which is oil, due to me being a robot, and then I shove my arm inside as well, and bite off my synthetic skin, and bite one of my wires, causing sparks, which ignite the interior of DMK.
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 29/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 29/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 29/30
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
9/12 Rage Beacon
9/30 Guardian Orbs
5/5 Chaos Sword
2/??? Ender Pearl || Chaos Pearl
My Action: I combine Combat Technique: Terajump with an attack from my Chaos Sword to trash DMK.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation sends some unruly D-class to do hard labor repairing the Perfect Sphere Bridge and the Perfect Sphere Hangar.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity summons mixed shapes to harass DMK.
Tanker A1 Action: Death Cloud on the Aureus Sidus.
That's... actually smart. I gotta run! /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=CHARGE=
-45 / 50- Isaac (Modpack'd, +4 total)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use ARMISTYX, then proceed to summon a huge pair of jaws to bite DMK.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Yep.
8,000 damage to DMK!
The Monado is better off being a random string of characters than something that actually makes sense as a word, or is themed around the weapon. The only themed weapon code ever was the Fluorite Octet.
XENOBLAD = Monado (Level 10: 1/11)
...And this, apparently.
SOLAR OCTET: A set of eight gold D8s that symbolize the Light aspect. The power of the sun flows through them.
5,000 damage to DMK!
You fail to throw it very hard, and the sword falls off the deck of the Chicago Overcoat and tumbles down onto the ground.
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - CEASEFIRE
You ready the Other Side and the Material Plane in an awesome attack against DMK, but then decide against it and put your weapons down. Not one for violence, you opt for the diplomatic route and motion for a laying down of arms. You run up to DMK and aggress him with your fists, laying down the law, so to speak. After a brutal Smash Bros.-esque combo, you deal 20,000 damage!
You respawn.
It looks like this is the standard Ace Dіck, who hasn't merged with his other two personas. I have no clue where they are.
Wrench && Elemental Chair Majjyyks = The Wooden Wrench (Level 2: 1/3)
Book && Elemental Door Majjyyks = The Opener (Level 3: 1/4)
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
Ace Dіck will use the Really Powerful Strike!
13,000 damage to DMK!
Hanyu Da Zidian && QBZ-95 Machine Gun = Ancient Chinese Cannon (Level 2: 1/3)
15,000 damage to DMK!
Techpiece will replace you as your main character for the time being! You will now use these Special Attacks until you switch back to being engie.
You respawn.
You cannot act on the post that you respawn in, so your Battle Technique fails!
You respawn.
Next five attacks against DMK will minicrit!
Minicritted 18,000 damage to DMK!
> gutza: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ANTIBLAST - ANTICHMABER
You ready iAntimak and magnetically manipulate its contained antimatter to form a solid black cube. You then fire the cube at DMK, which enters a slow orbit around him. You then take out an small black cube that you have engineered from several hours of research and throw it into the antimatter cube. The two react violently and lock DMK inside a very large antimater chamber, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage!
You're going to need to use Glittering Gold nine times to gain an Ubercharge! If I were you, I'd keep track.
+1 HP to all AG and Neutral Players! +5,000 HP to the Perfect Sphere's Bridge!
Next attack against DMK will only deal normal damage!
+12,000 HP to DMK!
The reason Chivalrous Chop didn't count is because the ED-Mech died already.
Team Fabulous 2, kitty's most famous YouTube video, is one of my favorite GMods of all time. You were good, son. Real good. Maybe even one of the best.
All you have to do is make a post saying you respawn, and you'll respawn.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 WORLD WAR - MELTING POT
The armies from your previous attack regroup and send out their most elite forces to attack! Bowser, the Trickstabber, and the King Slime all rush to attack! However, additional forces come up to defend them: Ganondorf, Mecha-Hitler, and Lavos! Together, all of them combine their powers to create a giant Melting Pot, symbolizing a massive crossover between games! 15,000 damage to DMK!
7,000 damage to DMK!
TETRIXCALIBUR: A legendary white sword fabled to be used by the Chosen Arbitor of the Four Kingdoms. It hums with the power of the Divine Charisma and the Inky Abyss. Its innocuous double is the Tetrix of the Arbitor.
The entire attack, coupled with LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - CEASEFIRE, deals a minicritted 40,500 damage to DMK!
DMK lacks an Emotions Gauge at this point! Maybe, later on, you can force him to get one when he is weaker...
+2 HP to you!
DARK MATTER PROPULSION SYSTEM: A large propulsion system with a rocket engine and a fuel tank that runs on dark matter, providing fast travel keyed into the fundamental forces of the universe.
NANOGEL SPACESHIP HULLBAY: The hull of a spaceship, forged from carbon nanogel. It also comes with a ventilation system and a life support system so that people can thrive on it.
Nanogel Spaceship Hullbay -c Dark Matter Propulsion System = Nanogel Darkship (1/4)
Computer && Pilot's Stick = Control Systems (Level 2: 1/3)
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
Bender hands you a container of especially volatile antimatter. You load it into iAntimak and use its magnetic fields to manipulate the antimatter once it exits the weapon itself. Aiming the weapon at DMK, you tweak its onboard computer and cause the antimatter to shrink down to microscopic size while continuously detonating it. The explosions are small, but they are so powerful that they rip apart spacetime itself. A singularity is created, eventually forming a small black hole. You lob the black hole at DMK. Minicritted 40,000 damage!
The Antimatter Nuke Station deals 10,000 damage!
> NinjaV2403: COMBAT OPERANDI => HIGH OCTAVE
You expend 4 of every Sacred Item!
You raise up the Amethyst Eightfold and watch as the dice tumble into the air! Somehow, they all land 4, creating four beams of light that pierce into the sky! The lights descend near you and split in half, creating eight beams that encircle you! They then form into two swords with four blades each!
You have earned the Octshredders as a boon! You can use them in your attacks for a few turns to deal increased damage.
You shield yourself!
SUPERAMETHYST-TOP: A large supercomputer made out of solid amethyst; it functions identically to the Amethyst-top, except for the added bonus of being as powerful as a supercomputer.
[DATA EXPUNGED] damage to DMK!
DMK has several eyes, not just one!
Part of DMK becomes mutated and takes 10,000 damage!
You shield the Players!
APERCHAIR: A metal chair whose armrests are functioning Portal Guns with built-in computers. Its eight legs are turret legs.
Mini-Mecha -c Inactive Stone Golem = Stone Golem (1/4)
Prismarine Bricks && Thulecite = Thuleprism (Level 3: 2/4)
Critted 24,000 damage to DMK!
You are shielded from attack this turn!
POTION AIRSTRIKER: A multicolored airstrike beacon that, when placed, will cause a potion airstrike that affects multiple (up to four) players.
THE REDSTICK: A blood-red wand that is bathed in the energy of vis. Although Red's Wand seems lacking in magical capabilities, this wand is one with magic itself, able to create powerful attacks.
DMK's current HP halved!7,000 damage to DMK!
You respawn.
Next attack against DMK will deal counterattack damage to the attacker!
You burn a totem. Its ashes seem to rise up into the cosmos.
The Midnight Crew finds that DMK's power is too much to be affected by shadow transmogrification! Perhaps his real self could be, but no one knows where that is... They do Fill 'Em with Midnight though, and deal 8,000 damage. 3 damage to you!
Professor Wasp added! The Godmodder brainwashes him to his side!
The angels deal 10,000 damage to DMK!
You find that Pit no longer has it...
Sooth Specs && Lunchtop = Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles (Level 6: 1/7)
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
Critted 40,000 damage to DMK!
12,000 damage to DMK!
THE BRAINSWITCHER: A black tome that disguises itself as a copy of Problem Sooth, but is in actuality a book full of ancient curses. Whoever reads it will have their minds leave their body and share a mind with that of an eldritch horror, leaving their body defenseless and their mind destroyed.
Pickle Inspector tells you not to worry, and that the whole God Tier thing was a joke. It was his idea of course, but it was still a joke.
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item!
30,000 damage to DMK!
6,000 damage to the Tanker A1's Shields and Aureus Sidius!
10,000 damage to DMK! Team Sleuth seems strengthened! They get Tentacle Aegises, causing them to block several attacks from DMK this turn that would normally go to other entities and players!
9,000 damage to DMK!
11,000 damage to DMK!
Team Sleuth's attacks this turn will deal more damage!
You and Amperz4nd are protected from attack this turn!
4,000 damage to DMK!
Ink Blaster && Minigun && Antimatter Warhead on Wheels = Antiink Gatling Wheeler (Level 6: 1/7)
You guard Granger and Cobalt!
The Bullet Catcher && World's Largest Umbrella = The Bullet Shielder (Level 8: 1/9)
DMK's demonic form becomes reversed, and he becomes angelic! However, it seems that all this does is give him a white set of wings that wrap around himself, causing some attacks against him to be blocked!
The Godmodder deals 10 damage to you for PvPing!
12,000 damage to DMK!
The Godmodder deals a shield-piercing 9 damage to you for PvPing!
CELESTIAL MIGHT: A black grenade launcher with patterns painted onto it that mimic that of the stars... or are they the stars themselves? Its grenades are fused with the powers of dying stars and supernovae, and thanks to a pulsar mode, rapid bursts of grenades can be fired that can "pulse" throughout an entire area, dealing heavy damage and destruction.
DISASTER'S SPEEDCUBE: A simplified version of SCP-090 that only contains ten rows of cubes on each side of it and not 10,000. One row/column of the cube moves every three seconds, and if an entire face is aligned with one type of block, a disaster will occur. If it is tampered with by human hands, one if its faces will automatically align itself.
15,000 damage to DMK!
You drink a Potion of Fire Resistance and Moonlight, gaining Regen!
12,000 damage to DMK!
Ace Dіck stows the Five Alarm Hot Sauce away. Fiesta Ace Dіck is already a thing, but his location is unknown.
Cathedral of Syndetic Ascencion added!
The Magma Multiplier deals 16,000 damage to DMK!
POTION OF WAR: A blood-red potion that, when used, strengthens the drinker's attack and defense.
I mean an iron.
6,000 damage to DMK!
Ender Pearl || Chaos Pearl = Ender Pearl (Level 1: 1/2)
+4,000 HP to the Bridge!
9,000 damage to DMK!
The Godmodder installed computer software inside its technological bits that forced it to only attack AGs.
Nezaraian Fighters added!
You still need to respawn!
3,000 damage to DMK!
DMK has multiple eyes!
You still need to respawn!
ENDER PEARL: An Ender Pearl.
+6,000 HP to the Bridge!
Both attacks deal 10,000 damage to DMK!
You can only use one Special Attack per post, and I am modifying this to INCLUDE Comb Raves! So you don't use the Combat Operandi or Battle Technique, but you do use...
You slowly float in the air, a golden light supercharging your action. You glare at DMK and then close your eyes, the aura of a golden cube coalescing around you. It seems to be the raw power of the Impetus Comb taken form, and it grows bigger with every passing moment! It finally finishes growing and becomes a beam of pure comb energy that shoots into the sky, piercing the heavens! Nothing happens.
At least, not on the Battlefield. At the Fourth Wall, the golden beam reaches its target. The beam slams into the Fourth Wall, which is protected enough by the First Block that it isn't damaged. However, it leans against the Fourth Wall, causing it to tip over slightly. Everyone on the Battlefield lurches, as if the rules of reality have been tipped over. In a sense, they have. The rules of the universe are weakened slightly, allowing for a one-time breach of DTG law: that no other forum games can interact with it. Sending out a broadcast, you call upon HEX.
Suddenly, a giant shadow casts itself over the Battlefield, and a large mecha slams down onto the Chicago Overcoat! HEX appears to have uploaded himself into a giant golden robot armed to the teeth with weaponry in order to help you out against your batle with DMK! You hop into the pilot seat and fire volleys of lasers, cannons, missiles, and a ton of other assorted weaponry at the beast!
It all pushes DMK back, but the coup de grace comes when you leap out of HEX and his mecha form changes shape... It folds in on itself, changing its structure, until it forms a flowing metal hexagon. Slowly humming with energy, you sense it is readying for a massive attack! Using what power you have left, you create a large baseball bat and strike HEX, causing him to fly towards DMK! When he reaches the beast, he fires an insanely large spike of golden energy that creates a humungous golden fireball!
When the smoke clears, both literally and figuratively, HEX is gone... 400,000 damage to DMK!
The Splash Cotion of Ponfusion causes the next two attacks against DMK to mini-crit!
You still need to respawn!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
Minicritted 12,000 damage to DMK!
+5,000 HP to the Bridge, as the Hangar is at full health!
Additional minicritted 6,000 damage to DMK!
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMISTYX
You lack the required Sacred Items!
4,000 damage to DMK!
The GodCat Clone deals 4,000 damage to DMK! The Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension stands tall, but lacks offensive capabilities. The Nezarian Fighters target the Aureus Sidius and deal 10,000 damage to it, since they specialize in attacking it!
All four Players prepare their Special Attacks!
rocketjumper uses Equalizer, rocket jumping all across the deck of the Chicago Overcoat! He then flies over to DMK and throws a massive lollipop at him, causing DMK's mouth to open up in reflex! rocketjumper then flies inside himself and readies the Equalizer, taunting with it! He cracks his knuckles and pulls the pins on several of his grenades, creating a large explosion and sacrificing himself! 20,000 damage to DMK!
(>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<) uses Mach 9, pulling out an especially large wooden hammer that looks a lot like the one King Dedede uses... Deciding to not fully attack DMK just yet, DAYDAYDAY prepares first. His hammer glows with power, and hidden machinery pops up, revealing it as a Jet Hammer! Rockets activate and begin to supercharge the hammer with power, and as he inches closer to DMK, DAYDAYDAY struggles to even hold it! Finally, just as the hammer reaches maximum charge, he leaps off the deck of the ship and throws it, where it flies straight into DMK, creating an even larger blue explosion and sacrificing himself! 20,000 damage to DMK!
Bow$er69 uses Ultimate Koopa, jumping in the air and bellowing a large stream of fire from his mouth! The power of the Koopa Army, who was here not so long ago, fuses with him, giving him the massive shell of Bowser! Bow$er69 tucks in and, using dark Koopa magic, pilots the shell straight to DMK! Spinning around wildly, he slashes through the demon with the shell's powerful strikes, eventually coating the shell in fire and punching straight through DMK, sacrificing himself! 20,000 damage to DMK!
theMarionette uses Nightmare, jumpscaring himself and dealing 20,000 damage to DMK! None of you can remember what the attack did...
Team Sleuth prepares to charge at DMK!
> PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FAIR SHAKE - BACKSTABBER
PS gets PI to conjure up a Portal Gun using his mind powers. PS then creates three sets of portals on the deck of the Chicago Overcoat, and then gets several of the players with Origin Wands to suspend the portions of the deck with portals on them in midair! The six portals form a ring around DMK, and Team Sleuth fires into them! The massive cascade of bullets comes shooting out the other ends of the portals, dealing 20,000 damage!
> AD: LV. 99 FISTTECH - REALLY POWERFUL STRIKE
AD puts his Vim to good use and jumps straight through one of the portals, coming barreling out of the other! He readies his powerful fist and, with a resounding thwack, punches DMK in the snout to establish superiority. The resulting shockwave almost capsizes the Chicago Overcoat, dealing 30,000 damage!
> PI: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DISQUIETING LEER
PI stares at DMK disconcertingly, enough to cause the next five player attacks against DMK this turn to minicrit!
The Tanker A1 uses Concussion Spheres on DMK, dealing 2,500 damage and causing his attack stat to drop slightly! Keep in mind an entity can only use one attack a turn, not three.
DMK readies to attack, preparing one of his trademarked stares!
> DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 VEXATIOUS GLOWER - EYE FOR AN EYE
DMK sucks up the power of the Disquieting Leer and uses it to fuel his own attack, creating a beam of raw destruction from his eyes! Team Sleuth takes the brunt of the attack, destroying their Tentacle Aegises in the process. He then deals 10 damage to every unshielded AG and Neutral player, 5 to those with armor! Talist killed!
DMK then uses his Imagination to summon three sets of portals for himself that will come in handy later...
Both PG entities deal 8,000 damage to the Tanker A1's Shields! Professor Wasp deals low damage now, but as he sticks around, his Meddling Level will increase! When it reaches full capacity, you'd better be prepared for some serious trouble! The Godmodder deals 60,000 damage to the Cathedral, not wanting to see what purpose it could potentially serve...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defend Team Sleuth!
> AGs: Defeat DMK!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend DMK!
I. FINAL WAVE .IThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ========================= 1,148,000/2,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 3
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 13/22. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 7/22. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 8/22.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/22.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 12/22.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 1/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
TT2000: [AG] HP: 6/22.
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/22.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 19/23. SHIELDED
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 0/22.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 12/22.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 22/22. In Tanker A1.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 12/22.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 12/22.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 8/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 8/20. Regen: II SHIELDED
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 10/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
GodCat Clone: [N] HP: 23,000/23,000.
Cathedral of Syndetic Ascension: [N] HP: 20,000/80,000.
Nezarian Fighters: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x6.)
Problem Sleuth: [AG]
Ace Dіck: [AG]
Pickle Inspector: [AG]
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 25,000/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 25,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Tanker A1: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Armor: 10,000/10,000 HP. Shields: 8,000/20,000 HP. Regens 2,000 HP per turn. Currently housing Crusher48.
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin II: [BOSS] HP: 730,500/1,000,000. (x1.) 1,000,000/1,000,000. (x1.) Regenerates +750,000 HP per turn.
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Aureus Sidius: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP per turn.
Professor Wasp: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. Meddling Level: IIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 8/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
13 Elf Tears
1 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot