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I use ARMISTYX to get Death to hand over his scythe, even though that's not my move. I leap up and start slashing at DMK furiously, nectar spilling out of him.

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Dreamscape: The girl turns and gasps as well. Things just got real.

Preston Cole: Alright. Question 1: You can look yourself, with all those observation powers.

Two. Paradox Space wants something from the girl who's supposed to be dead precisely because she's not dead. We're testing her limits, seeing how much she can take. If she passes, that's whem things get interesting. Of course, I already know how this ends. But we generally don't like spoilers.

And Three. If I wanted you dead, you would be dead before you ever saw me. I tend not to interfere with events outside of my domain, but this concerns me. I have no business with young Erelye, yet. I can't guarantee Paradox Space won't task me against him in the future. But for now, you'll just have to trust me.

Act 2. +2 to Ninjatwist.



Quill Pen && Sword Majjyks = Tetrixcalibur (Level 10: 11/11) Huzzah!

Wrench && Elemental Chair Majjyks = (Level ?: 2/?)

Book && Elemental Door Majjyks = (Level ?: 2/?)



I proceed to pull out the complete Twilight Series, then show it to DMK while my eyes are closed and my ears plugged. It's practically war-crime grade bad writing right there. To add more insult and injury to this insult and injury combo, I proceed to summon a massive lollipop and shove it down his gullet while he's preoccupied with being forced to read all of Twilight. Finally, I use Sleuth Diplomacy Level 10 as well doing a 2x Sleuth combo with Ire and channeling Tetrixcalibur's mighty prowess in both sword majjyks and, more importantly, raw pulchritude, to vastly improve my damage output. But wait, there's more! Remembering that Tetrixcalibur is a thing, I proceed to end my attack and cut up DMK's various thorny tentacles to make sure he is somewhat more reluctant to do any of his more...Infamous moves in the future.

Post III

I show my hat to DMK. Its glory causes his Emotions to rise, making him more vurnerable to attacks.

I then heal myself and the Players.

Superamethyest-Top 4/5

The Southern Tundra 4/7

Aperchair 2/4

Deerclops 17/20

Long live the Queen 17/30

The Other Arrival: 19/50

Dark Matter Propulsion System: 10/10 Complete!

Nanogel Spaceship Hullbay: 4/4 Complete!

Universal Aid: 4/10

==Actions==

The spaceship's propulsion system is complete. Now we must create the control room.

Lothyra alchemizes Nanogel Spaceship Hullbay -c Dark Matter Propulsion System and Instrument Bank & Computer & Pilot's Stick = Control System.

PILOT'S STICK: A control stick that looks like the ones found in airplanes.

She then uses Antimatter RIP on the DMK. Bender decides he's had enough of being a carebear and blasts the DMK with an Antimatter Nuke Station.

Post III

I use High 0ctave at DMK.

I then shield myself.

Superamethyest-Top Complete!
Prismarine Bricks &&
The Southern Tundra 5/7
Aperchair 3/4
Deerclops 18/20
Long live the Queen 18/30

I [DATA EXPUNGED] DMK.

I switch the Twilisaber to scythe mode, and slice DMK's eye.

Post III

I whip DMK with Rose's Thorn to check if it has any effect on him.

I then shield the players.

Aperchair Complete!

The Southern Tundra 6/7

Mini-Mecha -c Inactive Stone Golem
Prismarine Bricks && Thulecite 2/X

Deerclops 19/20!

Long live the Queen 19/30

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I splash myself with critmist, then guard myself with Ultramarine
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC and Mini BA DMK
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x43, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5

I dupe 1 potion of critmist
Potion Storage Container AND Airstrike Beacon 6/6
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 11/11

I go up to the DMK's healthbar and try to cut it with my Uberknife^tm.

I respawn.

19/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
19/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
19/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack

Death's Narcotic && White Fatalis Scale && Ghast Tear = Wingripper (Level 10: 3/11)

> R. K.: Another prototypical counterattack aura, this time with an ice element, for DMK.
> K4yne: I burn a totem in honor of kitty0706 who died of leukemia. He is in a better place now.

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No Joke

UBER: 7 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I decide to summon the Midnight Crew, who go into the Chicago Overcoat and turn Mobster Kingpin into Dark Mobster Kingpin, who will now inexplicably fight as a neutral entity, seeing as he still has grievances over Problem Sleuth and his shoving gay pornography into their faces! I then try to get the Midnight Crew to fill Mobster Kingpin with Midnight. They also decide to summon Professor Wasp.
Hm. I have the power to summon constructs, let's test it out. I concentrate on my traumatic memories of the other boxes that were going to be my fellow players, a long period of time on a ridiculous amount of planets populated by murderous angels, and the loyal friends I made on my journey through that dead session. I then wave my wand, and angels rush forward, aggressing DMK with all their might. Wait, angels? Pit suddenly appears and I steal his Magnum.
XENOBLAD: 2/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 5/9
Hm. I take a picture of the intrepid trio. With the SBaHJifier. I then look at it. Also, I decide to make the Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles. Sooth Specs && Lunchtop 1/??

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: CO: Reacharound DMK
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x46, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5

I dupe 3 potion of critmist

=TURN TWO=

=CHARGE=
-40 / 50- Isaac
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I fire several busts out of the MATERIAL PLANE towards DMK.

The Brainswitcher 8/8!

Liquid Nest 8/11

+1 to Amp x2.


I examine the Brainswitcher.

I then stare at Pickle Inspector, momentarily shocked by the fact that there are two Mages of Mind on the Battlefield now.

I vote for all of the player's special attacks.

Then, I cast Woegothics on DMK. Unless, of course, I can buff the three heroes of Problem Sleuth. If so, I attempt to buff them all with a rather exponential amount of wards.

Smash Ball && The Silencer = Dissymphony 6/11

10/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
6/25 Zapinator (Item)
10/25 Song shockwave (Attack)

Granger shoots two random entities of any alingments with the antipolar autobow.

INVENTORY

Liquid Nest 9/11


+1 to Amp x2.


I equip the Eldritch Lamp. Such a situation is one in which its existence shall greatly benefit that of mine. Therefore, I telekinetically levitate the lamp into the air, direct after igniting it with a small amount of Alumentum. Hopefully, that will not cause it to combust. If it does indeed explode, I focus the destructive energy into a blast that harms DMK. If not, however, I watch the lamp burn, examining the potential qualities of the eldritch contraption. Theoretically speaking, I could utilize this lamp to open a rift to the Furthest Ring, and kill everything. Of course, I have not the power nor the knowledge to do such a thing at this stage in my ignominious existence. Anyhow, I mentally force the flame to grow brighter. Upon this action, the Eldritch Lamp begins sparking off minor amounts of amethyst energy. I then proceed to make it accelerate rapidly in a circular orbit. Arcane magic trailing behind it, the lamp begins to create a circle out of the streaks created by the acceleration upon the designated orbit with the assigned amounts of energy. This should prove to generate exactly what I desire. Within seconds, it does exactly that. The circle splits into two liquids, streaming about. One, the White Elixir of rather inert properties. The second, the the contents of a bottle of the eponymous Black Elixir. The stuff rapidly switch gravitational planes, creating a minor sphere directed in the manner desirable for those of my vocation, at the very least. Momentarily, the mauve pulsations leap into the realms of physical coherence. This sudden revelation, due to its relative audacity, promptly tears a hole into the fabric of reality. A portal to the Void, I believe. And I am most likely correct on this matter, for once. However, an aubergine explosion annihilates all of that in a singular blast. Utilizing the energy gained from the destruction of the construct, the explosion transforms into two things. A fuchsia and a mustard orb. The fuchsia one immediately streaks over to DMK, exploding in a flash of instability. The other, however, teleports before the three heroes of Problem Sleuth, and grants them power, the bare minimum of those permitted to attack a demon would require. Perhaps that shall aid them.

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I incline my head ever so slightly at Raven's mention of me.

Unless something extremely drastic occurs, I doubt I shall see you again after this, unless you venture upon the universe I proclaim my home at any point chronologically equivalent to this very second, yes. I cannot say whether you would be welcome or not, but that is not my business.
Granted, you probably have the ability to burst out of those bonds right now, if you so desired. Perhaps you are placating us. It seems rather odd for a First Guardian of all people to be trumped by a mere rune binding, of all things. Then again, I may just be very paranoid.

I take out a TELESCOPIC CANNON! What that means is, It's a telescope, that I point it at the sky, until I see a very distant planet...then the telescope shoots the planet, disrupting its orbit slightly, meaning it will eventually collide with the Minecraftverse in 1,000,000,000,000 years!



1,000,000,000 years later, we're all still here, and the planet happens to smash RIGHT where the DMK is!

((I apologize for posting in near-succession, but I have to prepare for a concert.))



Liquid Nest 10/11


+1 to Amp x2.


I think it would be quite beneficial if we were to all buff the fellows from Problem Sleuth (barring DMK, obviously).

As such, I draw the Baroqueback Bowtier. Once again, I do not mean that I abruptly pull out the song of the same epithet. That would be absurd, at least in this case. Anyhow, I jab the thing in the general direction of DMK. An arcing bolt of english energy erupts from the tip of the ebony cue, directing itself in a position prepared to strike DMK directly in the face. Or, rather, the area commonly associated with the face. Demons who commonly utilize Pep Gold are rather tricky to anatomically pinpoint, from what I know. Then again, I am a complete and utter fool. But, I digress. There is no time to be wasted in this situation. The esoteric blast sears into the flesh of DMK, dealing virtually no damage whatsoever in the long run. The long run is clearly not the thing I am aiming for in particular. Nay, this blast serves only to harvest the lost HP, and convert it into arcane energy that I might be able to use in a productive manner. I siphon the health the mobster lost upon the blast, and trap it within a spare Warded Soul Jar, immediately converting the stuff (technically a partial fragment of a soul, by my designation) into as much essentia as reality permits, hopefully not more that the jar allows, as this would be mildly wasteful, and slightly destructive to the landscape in a myriad of unpleasant ways I would greatly enjoy explaining. Alas, this will not occur. I use the essentia in the jar to fuel a spell. As such, I point the Bowtier at the three sleuths in their Prohibition-era clothing. Muttering a statement clearly unrelated to the current predicament their way, I blast a plethora of buffs in arcane form towards the three. Or rather, whatever my current position allows. It is vital they become as powerful as they can, as they seem to be the only things capable of destroying the Demonhead. Or at least, his regeneration effect. Hah. I de-equip the Baroqueback Bowtier. At this point, I see it fit to at least attempt to directly attack DMK. Therefore, I activate the Black Ring, and proceed to forge a brief link with the Inky Abyss. I telekinetically pull a rather large starship out of orbit (that has absolutely nothing to do with Blue, by the way), and smash it into DMK. This startling occurrence is relatively weak. As such, I transmute the entire thing into entropic water with a flick of my hand. Of course, this hand bore an active White Ring. I deactivate said ring, and accelerate the liquid into DMK. As I do so, the liquid fades into entropic ink as a result of my manipulations, and smashes into Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, annihilating itself in a destructive explosion of unstable qualities. I deactivate the Black Ring, disabling my connection with the Abyss.

I proceed to re-equip the Thorns of Oglogoth. These things are rather amazing, by my poor judgement. Anyhow, I twitch them in an upwards direction. As I do so, a Miniature Green Sun appears before me. I promptly stab the needles into the thing. It dissolves, firing the energy into me. Fortunately, I do not spontaneously combust. Instead, a Grimdark aura surrounds me, pulsating frequently with green bolts of electricity. Pulsating with the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, I create a shield around myself, as well as Amp, of properties capable of sustaining the most devastating of attacks. This should serve to protect mister Amperzand and I from an attack or two.

I fire a bunch of shots from the Ink Blaster at DMK.



Johhny 5 7/11



New Alchemy: Ink Blaster && Minigun && Antimatter Warhead on Wheels = ??? 1/?