Curse you twinbuilder for posting while I'm eating dinner!!!
I'm gonna get my roleplay stuff out of the way so that I don't miss stuff when I come back to edit in the combat stuff later.
Also, +2 to talist since I've been forgetting to do that.
Also, thanks for doing the switch-around twin.
Preston Cole:
Eric watches Astria struggle with Keylis.
...
But there is nothing he can do.
Keylis died a long time ago.
And without a body to revive, Eric cannot do anything to prevent Paradox Space from pulling the ghost back to its home.
If it even is Astria's friend, and not just a projection sent to kill her.
Hank, since I don't feel like doing a whole paragraph-long attack for this post, uses battle technique: Improbable.
I live for the Twinja. The Twinja is the way. The Twinja is love. The Twinja is life.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => IMPROBABLE
Hank fires up the Improbability Drive again. Suddenly, a hundred rubber ducks rain down from the sky. Since Hank didn't specify who he targeted, the ducks all fly towards the Tank and explode, dealing 8,000 damage.
Hey! My stuff doesn't explode! Unless you've been modifying it with Thaumcraft stuff in which case nothing is guaranteed anymore. HINT HINT. DO THAT. TWINJA'D!!!
Anywho....
Duplicating three HALI arrays.
T>Acquiring path...Dispatching to Twinmobile...Failing to dispatch to Twinmobile...Hanging around to watch for Twinmobile and/or Twinbuilder...
The other two hang around in case anyone wants them.
0>Activating Shields:Netpatham
1, 2, 3> *vwommmmnnnnnmmmmmm.......**near the EG-Mech**BOOOOOM*
I shoot the ED-Mech with Black Snow. The Chaos Snowball gun.
And this is another example in your quest to interfere with everything ever, I guess. That doesn't actually happen.
I don't really know what your attack was against the EG-Mech.
Twin dude you missed me stabbing Kayne. Okay good you got it.
I stab Kayne again with Arcum Dei this time. I then take out the Twitchy Staff and use it on the ED-Mech. And shoot the EG-Mech with Carcinogenesis. And pull out the Empiricist's Wand and blow a hole through the G-Mech, blinding it with science. I then use the Blunderbuss of Zillywigh on the EG-Mech. I decide to hand Omega a ruby whose innocuous double is a sapphire. For some weird reason it only toggles between forms when the holder switches personality. Weird right? Oh whoops looks like the Godmodder just got swarmed by a rabid horde of pokemon fans. Huh. Wonder how that happened.
Echidna's Ender || Gun 9/11 (Appearificator)
The White Wand >Fine 5/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
ORASHYPE 1/??
Oh no. Grimdarkness. I guess I should start Trickstering harder. I pull out the Thistles of Zillywich and twirl them in my hands in a highly plagiaristic manner, then stab the air with them, surrounded in a Trickster aura fueled purely by my belief alone. Concentrated Sweet Dreams Fuel pours out of the holes in reality, which I form into a general barrier shape that I will eventually reenter to be protected for this turn.
3 damage to K4yne!
The Twitchy Staff deals 10,000 damage to the ED-Mech and confuses it! The Chaos Beasts and G-Mech are confused as well! It seems that the Mechs are somewhat resistant, however, thanks to their advanced targeting systems...
5,000 damage to the EG-Mech and G-Mech!
The Godmodder is buried under a pile of ORASHYPErs! However, he bursts free due to the immense power of Missingno! Its glitchiness conquers all.
You are protected from attack!
ORASHYPE = ORAS Hat
ORAS HAT: A hat that displays both Kyogre and Groudon. Very comfy.
=CHARGE=
-21 / 50- Isaac
-5 / 10- Absorption
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I find the BRIMSTONE power-up, and proceed to fire a barrage of lasers towards the EG-Mech!
...let's not be hit by 4 special attacks at once.
Again.
Godcraft: I revive. While I want to put a long paragraph about the specific details here, I can't risk a misinterpretation, so... I revive.
Real World: The Augmented Elite struggles to reach the white phosphorous in a futile attempt to get it off. Unsuccessful, it runs backwards into a wall, desperate as the flesh parts of it burn off and the metal starts to melt. The end result is that it welds itself to the wall. My drone, in response, crushes the Augmented Elite's head with a heavy strike. Retrieving the security card, I then pause for a moment.
"Firstly, how did your friend know I would be here, secondly, how did you even get in here, and thirdly, now what?"
The Mainframe: Entity body at 50% complete. Stage 1 at 40% complete. Project Manhattan 0% complete. Transferring downloaded files...
Are you absolutely certain that drinking the Black Elixir would be a bad idea? Hah. Anyhow, I alchemize Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder 1/???, so that I can experiment. Despite the fact that Vis and ink are (usually) not inherently harmful, unless you are horrifically reckless, or merely decide to drink ink, which is not advisable. Then again, drinking liquid Vis (such as a Potion of Vis) would instantly kill you. You don't drink it. That would be ridiculous, even if it is pure Vis, lacking any impurities. But, then again, what do I know?
Regardless, I telekinetically slam the WB-Mech into the ground repeatedly with relatively no effort. Then, I draw the Hazel Wand, pointing it at the aforementioned Mech. A bolt of lightning erupts from the tip, instantly striking the foul mech. Flames spill everywhere, leaking out of the exact point at which this occurred with alarming precision. The flames provide an excellent ground for the dissolution of objects into essentia, if you have the right utilities at hand. At that moment, I pull out a small chunk of Aeternalis Fuel, and toss it into the fire. Immediately, I step back, mildly surprised. The flame instantly glows with intensity, and begins to spread obscenely swiftly across the Battlefield, burning flesh, metal (yes, it is possible to burn metal), and land alike. This... was not supposed to happen. However, it does not matter. I direct my wand at the WB-Mech, briefly utilize the White Ring, and the flames vaporize themselves, but not before burning everything living several meters downwards through the planet, save the players. At that exact moment, large amounts of Flux Gas spew from my wand, striking the WB-Mech. Upon this eventuality, the stuff corrodes the metal of the mech, slowly destroying it. I promptly blow a rather large hole in the unfortunate mech with pure arcane energy and debilitating exposure to physical Warp. After that, I fire two monolithic optic blasts at the Mech, burning away the physical structure of the mech with my considerable mental abilities. Finally, I slash my wand downwards. Immediately, a bolt of violet lightning arcs down from a nearby cloud, and strikes the WB-Mech. Under no circumstances should this have to occur. Utterly disgraceful. Reduced to the manipulation of the weather! During this internal debate, I viciously eviscerate the mech with several spells. Mildly concerning. Well, not really.
Well, you've probably got a ton of resistances that work against it, but if you actually drank it, your entire body would turn to ink and you would pretty much die on the spot.
Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder = Splash Black Potion (1/2)
NEW The Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = ??? 1/??
HIS HAND > 1/1 = Alex's Annihilator 5/11
The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 2/11
+1 to Tazz
+1 to Erelye
I use MICROSOFT BRAND Lv. 10> ONE on the EG-Mech Mk. O!
The Pigmen assist me in attacking the EG-Mech Mk. O as well!
The Memebase does not attack, it fortifies itself and heals using NEW MEMES!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 14/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 14/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 14/30
Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = Tetrifiers (Level 7: 1/8)
> The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 MICROSOFT BRAND - ONE
You raise up all your Microsoft-based weaponry and fling them into the sky! They stop in midair and slowly form a sphere, which then takes on the holographic image of an Xbox logo! An Xbox One emerges from the holograph, which is supersized! Several cannons and lasers sprout from it, and they fire at the EG-Mech, dealing 20,000 damage!
14/38 (+2×2 from Tazz, +2 from Generic, taking TT's +2 as well since it was intended for anyone charging health increases)
I test out the Kill Screen on the EG-Mech by firing it exactly 49,999,999,999,999,999,999 times at it at varying rates over 10 seconds. When it expects a final shot to make it a single-digit number times a power of ten, I refuse to grant that. It drives itself crazy expecting a final one and its circuits fry.
THE KILL SCREEN: The ultimate malware machine gun. It can fire an onslaught of computer viruses at technological opponents, deleting programs, overwriting BIOSes, and firing secret "trojan bullets" that latch on to their opponents and gradually delete data. Also works well against organic enemies, too.
The Unremarkable Man steps behind the Drone, allowing an Unlucky Guard's several 5.56 millimeter M16 rounds to bounce off the Drone's armored hide, then fires over the Drone's shoulder, a single high-calibre tungsten HVP slug converting the Guard into ten feet of bloodsoaked corridor and some bits of scrap metal.
"Firstly, I don't know, he can be a facetious sonofa&%$#@ sometimes, secondly, using the other two rounds in my gun, and thirdly, I assumed you had some objective in a place like this? If such is not the case, I would suggest we leave with all speed."
The Unremarkable Man begins reloading his Handrailvolver {For the 'Magnum' part refers to being big enough act as a sidearm for a small mech.} one round at a time. Click. Jingle. Click. Repeat.
The Battlefield, now:
I dismantle my tent, note the ineffective nature of the last several hours of my time, and give the EG-Mech a most disgruntled look. {B-T: Redeyes/the other one.}
I then throw Lord-Archmage Erelye a pair of two-dimensional, glowing +1 symbols, which apparently have some useful effect.
All charges progress!
{I would do an Anachronlog, but it is now officially far too late at night.}
Redeyes trudges forwards and decides to introduce the EG-Mech to some of his red eyes. Laser beams suddenly blare out of his eyes, and cannons mount from his arms that also shoot lasers! To make matters worse, they target the Mech's eye! 15,000 damage!
The Black Ring 3/8
Obscuresticks 3/3!
Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Obscuresticks.
Afterwards, I draw my wand, and glance at the WB-Mech. I tap into the link to the Green Sun within the Hazel Wand as a power source. Momentarily, the wand flashes green, becoming a hole into green plasma, emitting a bolt of static electricity. I wait for the already unstable weapon's pulsations to subside, and then react. Immediately, a relatively small amount of green plasma strikes the WB-Mech, melting an excessively large portion of its form. Bolts of green lightning explode into existence randomly, arcing towards the Mechs (primarily the aforementioned target) as they do so. After this, I flick the Hazel Wand. An explosion of green instantly shakes the Battlefield in its magnificent magnitude, nearly taking my left arm off as well. Luckily, I dive out of the way of the monolithic blast, and telekinetically anchor myself to the ground. Then, eight Miniature Green Suns warp into existence before me. They immediately fuse together, into an exponentially larger sphere, which I teleport within the WB-Mech. Directly after I do so, the orb implodes, annihilating a rather large area around it. At this point, I wave my wand slightly. Green fire, already a reality, begins to race across the surface of GodCraft, burning all (non-player) entities to a crisp. The flames leap up, and strike the WB-Mech as well. No reason to leave it unattended. After the combustion ceases, I flash-step away from the Mechs momentarily. Afterwards, I fire a bolt of violet energy at the WB-Mech. It strikes the target, and explodes. However, this blast is marginally different from others. The blast rapidly swells, before expanding to encompass the entirety of the foul Mech. The occasional bolt of gray lightning hits the mech, corroding it slowly. Then, the auric blast emits psionic explosions on random bits of the Mech's body, rocketing across its form. As an afterthought, I activate the White Ring. The flashing runes come into reality, burning the corneas of any foolish enough to stare into them for extended periods of time, a practice I do not condone whatsoever. I de-equip the Hazel Wand, and proceed to utilize the energy within the Ring. A monolithic shockwave of pulsating black and white energy blows the land apart, accelerating towards the WB-Mech. Within an instant, the trail of destruction strikes the unfortunate mech, obfuscating it in an explosion of pulsating light. I deactivate the Ring. Finally, I cast Horrorterror on the WB-Mech.
In the Grayhold infirmary (if there is one, that is), I play several games of chess with the recovering Rodney to keep him company, using Mate in Four. I have not been able to use it in quite some time.
OBSCURESTICKS: A set of wands that ripple with the power of void. They have the power to completely obscure the location of an object from the sight of others.
SPLASH BLACK ELIXIR: A splash potion version of the Black Elixir. Upon use, it strengthens the connection of anyone in its radius to the Inky Abyss, supercharging attacks that use it.
17,000 damage to the ED-Mech, which intercepts it!
You get out Mate of Four and play with Rodney. It is a close game, but you manage to lock him in checkmate. You notice something... A single line has been etched into the side of the chessboard.
Now then. I don't normally do this, but DAMN IF I'LL LET THE FIGHT GO ON WITHOUT ME. Post 2 of this turn.
Godcraft: Having recovered from the earlier damage sustained while battling the mechs, the drone re-ignites the jets on each wing, hovering back into the sky. Gray clouds gather overhead, sparking frequently. So many clouds. They continue gathering, until no light can reach the ground through the clouds. Suddenly, the world flashes. Through the brief windows of vision, the blocky land of Minecraftia slowly turns even more blocky... Finally, it stops. The clouds disperse, revealing that somehow, the entire world is 8-bit. Even the characters. Why? Because it looks cool. An 8-bit remix of my Leitmotif sounds up as I activate Engietech Level 10: Mainframe. Actually, hmm... Would it be possible to use 2 separate Battle Techniques in one go? Because Minmaximalist sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.
Real World: "Well, to be quite honest, I was just trying to get out of here without letting Binary know of my presence, so... Let's see... Roof access is locked and trapped, and the key is locked inside another room, also trapped. But I have the one security card that'll let me in. Alternatively, there's however you got in, which is probably swarming with guards now. I'd rather conserve limited resources, so I'd prefer leaving via the roof."
The Billy Bazooka Complete
Map of the 88 modern constellations && XM25 CDTE grenade launcher = ??? 1/?
?????? ???? (Eduard Khil) Essence && ? ????? ???, ???? ?, ???????, ??????????? ????? (I am glad, 'cause I'm finally returning back home / Trololo) Audio CD && Remington MSR = The Trolololer 1/?
Well, now I have to write a comment thanking everyone for the help... the obligatory 4 MB documentation file, too...
(+2 HP to all AGs 15/38)
I pull out Element's Maker and fire a shot of cobalt, a shot of boron, a shot of aluminum, a shot of supercooled hydrogen-3, a shot of tungsten, a shot of arsenic, a shot of helium and a shot of rhenium in that order at the EG-Mech. I then wait for a few seconds before firing a shot of scandium, a shot of rhenium, a shot of tungsten, a shot of yttrium, a shot of frozen oxygen, a shot of uranium, a shot of sulfur, a shot of chromium, a shot of uranium and a shot of boron in that order at the EG-Mech. The EG-Mech identifies each of these elements and... wait...
Co Ba L T W As He Re
Sc Re W Y O U S Cr U B
"Cobalt was here"
"Screw you, scrub"
As soon as the EG-Mech realizes that it got insulted in chemical element symbols, I fire an SCP-409 shot from the Sharpener into all of its visual inputs.
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Hank cracks his knuckles, rolls his shoulders, then gets out his tai blade.
Chew on this one mothergorillas.
Hank charges into the middle of the mechs quickly jumping up the side of the EG-mech, cutting gashes into it and avoiding any spikes or other counterattack dangers. While doing this, he takes the time to use Battle Technique: Rampage, just to increase the damage output of this maneuver. He reaches the head of the mech and slides down its head by swinging over the side with the sword embedded in the metal, planting explosives in the gash created by this action, until he comes down to the eye, he the sword levers up and sends him into an open fall right in front of the EG mech's eye.
Surprise.
Hank, now wielding the potion launcher, launches a massive barrage of splash potions of electronic failure into the EG mech's eye, causing all of the eye lasers that are presumably held in there to short out and start blasting all around inside of the mech, causing significant amounts of interior damage as well as trashing the wiring for the eye lasers themselves, weakening the next attack that uses them.
Hank blasts out of attack range with the rocket boots from earlier that he has reequipped, if any of the other mechs try to follow him or intercept him, they get a facefull of rocket gatling gun (which, incidentally, speeds up Hank's flight through recoil, making the mech either give up in exasperation, or take tons of damage trying to intercept because of the length of the chase multiplied by the amount of time spent taking a stream of explosives to the face)
Hank stays further up in the air, trying to avoid whatever the massive attacks the mechs are going to unleash are.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => RAMPAGE
Hank proceeds to go on a rampage, swinging his tai blade over his head and unleashing carnage into the EG-Mech! He carves it up and slices through it, tearing off entire chunks of it! The Mech takes 7,000 damage and then the rest of your attack goes through...
It seems the Smash Ball looking like an emerald does not affect its alchemies at all...
> XDGrangerDX: COMBAT OPERANDI => SHOWSTOPPER
You expend 3 Weasel Snot and 10 Pie Filling.
You hop up onto a small stage, and a spotlight somehow shines directly onto your position! The Mechs turn to look at you as you equip both the Painchimer and the Silencer! You begin to sing into the Silencer, and your voice is amplified as the calmest, most soothing thing in the universe. Everything stops to look at you. Every player. Every mob. Every blade of grass. The rotation of the heavens. Soon, time itself stops. Then, you ring the Painchimer directly into the Silencer, and time comes crashing down around you, visualized in the form of a massive shockwave that tears out from your position! It slams into the Mechs, dealing heavy damage! 20,000 damage to the EG-Mech and G-Mech!
All right, I'm bringing out the BIG guns. Specifically, many, many, many, many hundreds of thousands of Lancers. *one Origin-wandwave later....*
0>Armor Protocol Active
1>Weaponry acquired.
2>Weaponry acquired.
3>Weaponry acquired.
0>Target designate: EG-Mech
1, 2, 3>Firing sharp objects:creating locations in which to embed explosive rounds(suits:Diamonds/Hearts/Spades)
1, 2, 3>Firing explosive rounds.*the sound of explosive club grenades sticking in the holes recently made by thousands of Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, etc.*
*boom*
The WB-Mech intercepts the attack and takes 9,000 damage!
Man this forum attacks too much. Just saying. Also Kayne seems to have been blinded by my science. Wonder how that happened. And his head just popped off. Hm. Oh well back to attacking. I jump up on top of a Mech and start the ALPHABET OF MURDER. Ahab's Boxcars, Binary's Bane, Carcinogenesis, Doctor's Dice, Echidna's Ender with a curbstomp, Fourth Wall Breakers, Green Solarhead, Hopesploders, Iron Sword (...yeah just trying to sting the alphabet), um. Darn nothing after I. I quickly rechristen the Octet Breakers the Juju 8r8ktet and use them on the Mech, then slap the mech with the King's Hat, growing even more desperate, then use Lil' Cal's Dice, the Miniature Green Sun, all of the Nightfall Armor's powers, the Octet Sweepers, the Pumpkinsucker, and finally lose steam at Q. Because Q sucks. Seriously. I decide to plant a flag into the Mech declaring loudly forever that Q sucks. It is a horrible letter.
Echidna's Ender || Gun 10/11 (Appearificator)
The White Wand >Fine 6/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
ORASHYPE 2/??
4 damage to K4yne!
The attack only deals 5,000 damage to a Mech since you failed to complete the alphabet! The damage went to the ED-Mech, by the way.
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 7/9)
Goggles && Electric Blender Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 6/11)
OK, lots-o-text mode doesn't do much...I proceed to use Overtourged. If I still have Lefty, I fire both at the EG-Mech simultaniously. The recoil sends me flying backwards, but the result is a massive laser as the two projectiles unite in a singular beam of utter devastation, right into the EG-Mech. If I do not have Lefty, or that would trip the OP scale for some reason, I only fire Overtourged at the EG-Mech, but it is still a singular beam of utter devastation aimed right into the EG-Mech. Either way, boom. Let's see some carnage.
Your goggle alchemy made the Eyeblenders, and they're finished now.
EYEBLENDERS: A set of spoopy goggles with the power of electric blenders. By staring at someone for long enough, they will become trapped in a holographic electric blender and promptly blendified.
Also, my personal headcanon is that enderman can see colours that the code of Minecraft cannot render to the human eye. (And yes, I'm a bit angry at Mojang for endstone just being a lousy recolour of cobblestone.)
8,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
THE METALRAM: A set of silver wands with ruby and indigo bands encircling them. They possess power over clockwork majjyyks and metal, and can draw nearly any metal object towards them.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and another player with Ultramarine.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC EG Mech
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x29, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon
I dupe 2 potion of critmists
Ultramarine AND Ghosts of War AND Gib Armageddon 1/Not going to be able to make this, am I?
You guard yourself and Irecreeper!
Ultramarine && Ghosts of War && Gib Armageddon = Victor (Level 15)
You quickly ready an Antimatter Nuke Station and fire an Antimatter Nuke into the air! Then, you amplify the magnetic powers of iAntimak so that the Nuke becomes suspended in air! You then launch the nuke straight into the EG-Mech at speeds much faster than normal, causing it to explode extremely violently! 15,000 damage to the Mech!
I don't really see a need for the Customizer, and you can already change an alchemy's name by alchemizing it with a Name Tag. I just don't see the Customizer being used in normal gameplay. If there's an interest for an upgrade like the Customizer, I might add one. Let me know what you think, guys.
The Fusionmak Nanorifle deals 9,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 8/9)
Goggles && Electric Blender Majjyks = The Eyeblenders (Level 2: 3/3) Eyes ready for blending!
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 7/11)
I proceed to wield Spacerender, thrusting the sword high into the air. I make various slashing movements at random points among the AG lines, or at least, random to those who witness it. Without warning, an array of holes in space appear where I made my slicing motions. The holes all lead to some desolate area within the void, and they are all directly in front of the AG Players, making hitting some of them a tricky proposition. This will protect some random AGs from attack this turn. I then proceed to take out Oblivion's Topper and attempt to hijack the ED-Mech Omega with its powers. If I am successful, I attempt to order it to use it's special on the other Mechs and the Chaos Beasts, or if it's single-target the EG-Mech Omega. If I fail because it is mechanical, OP Scale, Godmodder intervention or any other interfering factors that could ruin my attempt to hijack it, I instead channel the Amethyst fires from the Oblivion's Topper into the EG-Mech Omega.
You protect yourself and TT from attack!
It seems that you cannot hijack the minds of powerful bosses with the Topper... Low-level enemies are fair game, though! You use Oblivion's Topper to deal 15,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
Glad to see my team of three is still doing okay! Keep it up, you guys!
Sorry I didn't specify a target, when I used green echo last time it made me minicrit! I thought it would buff me again this time! So, I RE-USE Green Echo: Level 10: Sol, on the enderdragon mech or any other mechs still alive!
Oh. That's my fault then. Let's say Levels 1-5 buff you, and Level 10 does damage, which will be very amplified if 1-5 is in effect.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GREEN ECHO - SOL
You put away Forge's Light, as you realize you won't need it for this attack. You put your hands up to your head and attempt to concentrate. Suddenly, electricity crackles through you, and you levitate in an aura of green fire. It looks like your residual First Guardian powers are returning! Your skin grows pale and your eyes grow green as you raise your hand towards the EN-Mech! A massive blast of green energy fires from your hand, striking the Mech everywhere at once! 20,000 damage!
Granger deploys the Reality Disortion Shield and activates it, making the Mech Buster Cannon seemingly disappear from existence for a while, protecting it. Any projectiles that go where the MBC was (and still is) get lost in a real rip of reality though... She also yells at the EG mech using the Silencer and follows with LOWDOWN LVL 10 - UNENDING on the EG mech. (I think i havent used that one before.)
You flashstep towards the EG-Mech and aim your Antipolar Autobow at it! It hums with grey energy, and you spam bullets/arrows at the Mech! It attempts to guard against it, but the stream of ammunition is unending and repetitive; it cannot do anything. The Mech is forced to stay idle... You end up pushing it against the ground, and then, load a blade into the machine gun barrels of the weapon, stabbing it! 15,000 damage!
The Black Ring 4/8
Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder 3/???
+1 to Amp x2.
Is it possible to utilize the Brainmelter to slay the Mechs, or is it utterly impossible, due to their lacking of a brain?
Assuming the TIE-Sentry is still present, it focuses on slaying the WB-Mech.
I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier, as well as several pool balls in my possession (a Magic Cueball, or three, the 113-Ball, and the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball). Wielding the english aura-exuding cue in my hands, I step towards the general direction of the WB-Mech. There is no need to come close to the thing. I telekinetically levitate a billiard ball into the air, and stare at it. A Magic Cueball. How fitting that a cueball would be the facilitator of this attack. However, now I will have to slightly modify my plan. As such, I abruptly strike the cueball, launching it into the WB-Mech at the speed of light. It ricochets off of the mech, and disappears in a flash of light, as do all of the other balls, save one. The 113-Ball. I precisely (despite never having played a game of pool/table stickball in my life) strike the ball, causing it to strike the WB-Mech as well, searing into it with the power of the intense english aura, melting through metal. It disappears in a flash of light, as does the Bowtier. In an instant, I twitch my fingers about. From the point in which the final ball dissipated, an explosion of arcane fluid draws the attention of any who look upon the mech. Acidic substances of many shades and varieties drip onto the unfortunate mech, burning into the material that makes mechs up easily. Then, the mech disappears in a flash of violet light. I draw The Harbinger, and pull out the twin blades within the cane. Under other circumstances, I could apparently create a longsword, as well as summon eldritch beasts, but I have no use for such things at the current moment. Instead, I look around, quite evidently waiting. Suddenly, I stab the two cane halves into the air. In another flash of violet light, the WB-Mech reappears precisely where I teleported it to; the end of the blades. I draw them out, before stabbing the mech incessantly. While I may not be the strongest person, I am certainly capable of stabbing something repeatedly with a sharp object or two. I de-equip The Harbinger as well, leaving me with naught. Of course, that immediately changes as I whip out the Hazel Wand, and blast a curse directly into the Mech. It takes the entirety of the curse, and slowly begins to lower itself to the ground, sparking off mauve gas occasionally, releasing the rather excessive amount of instability caused by my attack. Of course, this does not come without a cost. The gas, upon leaving the chassis, combusts, spraying arcane flames around the general area relative to our position. As an afterthought, I telekinetically crush the thing to the ground, and cast Word of God on it.
After that exposition, I proceed to utilize the Thorns of Oglogoth in an inventive manner. A Grimdark aura surrounds me instantly upon my touching of the needles. I take this to my advantage as swiftly as I can. The vaporous Nightmare Fuel acts as a barrier against an attack or two, if I cast the spell correctly, which I am certain of.
I take a tow cable and wrap it around the G-Mech's legs.
Johnny 5: 3/11
Ink Blaster: 2/3
The G-Mech's legs are so huge that not even a tow cable can pull it down! And if you managed to, it would be highly dangerous... It would probably crush nearly all the entities and you!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two more players with Ghosts of War
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x32, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon
I take out Forge's Light, aim at the enderdragon mech, and try one of the few attacks I haven't done yet: FROM DUST!
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => FROM DUST
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item!
You put away Forge's Light, as you realize you won't need it for the attack... You teleport to an area of GodCraft untouched by the war, where only a few players roam. Wildlife is abundant, so you cut down all the trees in the area and set to work mining out stone. You build a house and collect ores, smelting them into higher-level gear. Once you acquire diamond tools, you head to the Nether and use demolition skills to break down its resources. You then set to work building your masterpiece from the earth. You step back to admire your work and see that you have created an entire obsidian fortress from dust. You head inside its control tower and activate tank treads, causing it to move all the way back to the Battlefield!
You have achieved the Obsidian Fort as a boon! You can use it in your attacks for a few turns to deal massive damage.
I daintily place a pile of Zodiarangs on a Mech in such a way that if it moves at all, they will fall and puncture the mechanical skin-analogue. I then coat them in Splash potions of Metal-dissolving. And try to use the rest of the Alphabet Alchemical on the EG-Mech. Realism, Shirtarangs, Typheus' Might, Unpersoner, slap it with the Voodoo Doll, use the White Whaler on it, aggress it with a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles, cut it up with a Yen Sword, and finish up with another Zodiarang.
Echidna's Ender || Gun 11/11 (Appearificator)
The White Wand >Fine 7/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
ORASHYPE 3/??
The mechanical skin-analogue would just be metal... The potions deal 1,000 damage to all the Mechs!
The Alphabet Alchemical fails since you still skipped Q!
APPEARIFICATOR: A black gun with a white Space symbol on it. The gun has the power to take any object in the universe and force it to appear at any point in the universe, even bending through space to achieve this task. It can also fire standard bullets.
Map of the 88 modern constellations && XM25 CDTE grenade launcher = ??? 2/?
?????? ???? (Eduard Khil) Essence && ? ????? ???, ???? ?, ???????, ??????????? ????? (I am glad, 'cause I'm finally returning back home / Trololo) Audio CD && Remington MSR = The Trolololer 2/?
(Shengshou 7x7 mini && World Cube Association Essence) && Colt CM901 = ??? 1/?
20/38 (+2 twice from Tazz)
I create the following with the Origin Wands and telekinetically throw them at the EG-Mech at the speeds given:
an osmiridium replica of the Clock of the Long Now at 50000 ㎧
several G3 MLP dolls at 63000 ㎧
a copy of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing at 80000 ㎧
a currency exchange booth at 100000 ㎧
the entire text of Alice in Wonderland, the Unifon edition, made out of kryptonite letters at 125000 ㎧
an old Missingno cosplay coated with Teflon at 160000 ㎧
several square miles of antimatter synthetic turf at 200000 ㎧
a neon sign reading "WALKER TEXAS RANGER" at 250000 ㎧
an automatic transmission at 315000 ㎧
a comically oversized one way sign at 400000 ㎧
a golden toilet at 500000 ㎧
875,124 piano keys at 630000 ㎧
several Babylonian cuneiform tablets composed entirely of numbers at 800000 ㎧
a large pile of N64 controllers at 1000000 ㎧
a push-to-walk button at 1250000 ㎧
several depleted uranium shurikens at 1600000 ㎧
a partially complete SAT paper transmuted into engraved australium at 2000000 ㎧
a non-functional raygun at 2500000 ㎧
an entire recycling center at 3150000 ㎧
an entire gas station at 4000000 ㎧
I then repeat this sequence with 100x faster throwing until I hit the speed of light.
I finish off with my Battle Technique, UNICODE LV. 10: UNITED!
The WB-Mech intercepts the attack and takes 12,000 damage!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 UNICODE - UNITED
You raise up the Unicoders and create a massive cloud of Unicode characters! However, you then equip the Origin Wands as well and fuse all the characters together to create the Uniter, a large soldier made out of Unicode! He charges at the WB-Mech and assimilates itself into its code, waging digital warfare against it! The Mech takes an additional 12,000 damage.
Bender then puts Antimak Nanofuser in the Customizer and makes it look like this:
If that finishes instantly, he uses the NBT Tag to rename Antimak Nanofuser to Bender's Gun ('cause it's all about Bender, baby.) If the renaming is instantly finished, he shoots Bender's Gun at the EG-Mech. Lothyra then makes the Hard-Light hand go right in from of the EG-Mech's face.
HEY EG-MECH! DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOUR FACE IS SMALLER THAN THIS HAND, YOU HAVE BAD EYESIGHT?! THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS IF YOU PRESS YOU FACE AGAINST THIS HAND!
She then buffs her request with the following:
UnBlockable M
UnDodgeable M
Persuation M
Anti- Godmodder Loyalty M
Unloopholeabusable By GM M
Will Cause The EG-Mech to Put its Face Against Lothyra's Hard-Light Hand M
GM Comprehension Of Buffs M
Time Paradox Immunity M
Paradox Correction Immunity M
Offshoot Timeline Prevention M
These Effects Actually Exist, Are Permanent Until The EG-Mech Puts its Face Against Lothyra's Hard-Light Hand, And Cannot Be Dispelled By Anything M
The GM Can't Stop Or Ruin This M
Buff Capacity M
Counter Godmodding Capacity M
Anti- Counter-Godmodding Curse of Repetitiveness M
Anti- General Curse of Repetitiveness M
Anti- Bad Spelling, Grammar, or Usage Fails M
When the EG-Mech puts its face against the hand, Lothyra makes the hand slap it straight in the eye. That happens even if the EG-Mech didn't put face on the hand beforehand.
ANTIMAK NANOFUSER: A carbon nanogel rifle with a built-in miniature antifusionmak. It can use magnetic wires to shape superheated antimatter into ammo, and can also supercharge its shots with the power of massive arrays of electricity and magnets, creating lightning blasts, supercharged ammo, electric fields, magnetically contained antimatter shots, bursts of antimatter explosions, and much more.
The attack deals 1 damage! It worked, so you can't complain!
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 9/9) Wham.
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 8/11)
For my last act, I wield all the time-based alchemies that I possess. Fear No Anvil, Hephaetus'es Gate, Caledfwlch, The Timeblade of Zillycal, The Whole Note, and Hephaetus'es Spinner. Time energies crackle from all five, creating the projection of a clock behind me, its arms spinning slightly faster than usual. The six alchemies circle around me, mirroring the speed of the clock, and I phase into it slowly along with the six alchemies until no-one can see me. The Clock vanishes a few seconds after I have, leaving no trace of me on the battlefield whatsoever. Of course, I haven't gone much of anywhere at all. Suddenly, millions of me swarm the battlefield, each one a me from a different moment in time, or a different alternate/doomed timeline. Some wield weapons that I have not alchemized-some wield powers that I don't know of-some seem to be restraining themselves in fear of the OP scale, apparently. What is happening for sure I cannot really say-I'm literally going to forget the details of who I summoned thorugh this method the instant I'm done to avert massive time shenanigans. Immediately, the only constants between us, aside from us all being me, are brought out-the six alchemies. Time energy crackles from all of them, more fiercely than before, a red static brimming on all of us quite visibly. Suddenly, the six alchemies float in front of us and point themselves at a space in front of the EG-Mech (or the G-Mech if that has been destroyed). We ourselves point too-and at this point, between the six of them, a red orb forms and fires a laser. The lasers of every Tazz on-field converge to a singular point, which then turn into a massive red sphere which launches a massive red laser into the EG-Mech (or the G-Mech if that has been destroyed). A huge explosion occurs, and dust rises. When it settles, every me but the alpha me has vanished, back to their own timelines, and I sheath the weapons. If the Godmodder decides to intervene and stop my time shenanigans, I get angry and skip to the part of the attack where the alchemies and I point at the EG-Mech (or the G-Mech if that has been destroyed), create the sphere which makes the laser, super-charge said laser to make up for lost damage, and send it careening into the target.
THE PINKY SWEARER: A set of extremely sharp scissors that are worn over the left pinky. They hum with the power of the pinky, and their innocuous double is a nail clipper. They deal more damage if your nails are longer.
13,000 damage to the G-Mech, who intercepts the attack!
Hank, having just finished his titan take-down on the EG-mech, moves on to the ED-mech.
He rushes head-first at the thing, and as the ED-mech moves to try and stop whatever he's doing, he suddenly teleports using another one of the many items he alchemized previously.
He ends up right above the head of the ED-mech, but is still moving forward, and clamps down to its back, driving his Tai blade into the hull of the beast once again, then pulls out the rocket gatling gun again, points it backwards, and propels himself down the length of the ED-mech ripping a massive gash all the way down its back, while simultaneously unleashing a seemingly-endless stream of rockets into the ED-mech's head.
And then it does end. Suddenly Hank no longer has enough momentum to keep tearing that gash down the mech's body, and flips up in the air, losing his balance, he rights himself, shrugs, chucks the rocket gatling gun over his shoulder (which falls to the ground below, bashing the G-mech on the head, dealing minimal damage to it) and pulls out his next weapon: an acid sprayer, and before the ED-mech can turn around, sprays a massive stream of high-power acid over it, which seeps into the massive gash that's been carved in its back.
Hank once again moves out of range of attacks.
I use my Staff of Ysera's blade to cut open a section of the G-Mech's armor and then blast the exposed area full of flames.
=+=+=+=Wilson=+=+=+= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 66$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 (+6 from Piono) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x11 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Potion of (holy) wrath O0O Potion of Vis = ??? 1/2
Awkward potion OOO diamond dust = ??? 1/2
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 3/8
So many potions... but nothing to do with them all... His vision had been recovering somewhat. He could now actually see across his own building!
12,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Potion of Wrath O0O Potion of Vis = Potion of Fury (1/3)
Awkward Potion OOO Diamond Dust = Potion of Armor (1/2)
The Chaos Shard heals a Chaos Beast with red light.
I take out a small pin and give it to the EG-Mech. It says, "I supported Nixon during Watergate!" Immediately, press swarms the EG-Mech, damaging it severely.
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Keylis grins in Astria's hands, eyes flashing between yellow and white. d0n't worry. i'm n0t naive, i had to die. parad0x space kind 0f f0rced me t0 d0 all that. n0t y0ur fault y0u didn't catch 0n. after all, i was always a g00d act0r.
Her eyes turn fully white, she sighs, and she vaporizes into dust.
...
Paradox Space isn't done with you yet, Sylph.
2 Chaos Beasts fully healed!
9,500 damage to the EG-Mech!
The first Impetus Comb is COMPLETE! The Lazy Susan of Endowment materializes, and the Comb's honey fills the Suckle Receptacle of a player: XDGrangerDX! You unlock your Comb Rave, SWAN SONG! You can now use it in one of your posts next turn on a target of your choice.
The second Impetus Comb is unveiled! Fill it up, and another player gets a Comb Rave!
The Zombie Pigmen deal 6,000 damage to the EG-Mech! The Mech Buster Cannon and Memebase idle, the latter healing itself for +10,000 HP!
The TIE-Sentry and Stitch deal 15,000 damage to the WB-Mech! The Team of Three deals 10,000 damage to the ED-Mech! Their special attack is ready! Limon enters Maternal Fury and deals 7,000 damage to the G-Mech! All shots have a chance to miss Limon at this point!
All four Mechs prepare their Special Attacks!
The EG-Mech uses Titanic, causing its spikes to all glow a solid blue color! Instantly, a torrential downpour comes crashing down onto the Battlefield, causing enough rain to start an actual flood! The Mech then transforms itself into a massive metal boat that runs on nuclear power, floating above the waves... Soon, it has all of you in its sights. It rams into the AGs, slicing clean through all of them and creating a nuclear explosion that irradiates the water and deals further damage! Tank killed! 50,000 damage to Limon!
The G-Mech uses Curbstomp, causing it to tense up and jump high in the air, the earth cracking beneath it! Several rocket thrusters activate, keeping it suspended in midair! All the pistons and levers keeping its legs in place deactivate and fly back towards the ground! However, it soon becomes apparent that the Mech can control its wayward limbs, and activates their own rocket thrusters! They fly around the Battlefield and proceed to stomp unwary enemies, spikes growing on their undersides! 30,000 damage to the Mech Buster Cannon, Memebase, and Limon!
The WB-Mech uses Netherarria, causing its three heads to shut down! They all then slide together, their machinery jumbling into a mismash of parts! The Mech's form slides in on itself, its spine collapsing until it has formed the handle of a massive weapon! The Godmodder uses special ghost gauntlets to hold it, causing a massive cone of fire to spike out of the Mech! It curls into the form of a scythe! The Godmodder then flashsteps around aggressing players, dealing 10 damage to every unguarded AG and Neutral one! (So, Irecreeper, fseftr, generic, Cobalt, Erelye, TT, piono, engie, and Tazz are all protected.) This kills Amperz4nd!
The ED-Mech uses Finale, causing the entire server to go black! The skies fall, the ground turns to ash, the trees light on fire, the water turns to stone, villages crumble, pyramids topple, and a world dies! 50,000 damage to every single entity! Mech Buster Cannon killed!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the Final Wave!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Final Wave!
THE TRIALS:
==> I. FINAL WAVE .I <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ==================== 0/1,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 2
Well, since I've got to go to bed soon, I'll do the bit of roleplaying to serpent's last post so that I can edit in the response tomorrow morning once the first comb rave becomes available. Can't wait to see who claims it.
+2 to talist
Preston Cole:
Eric watches the dream and sighs...
Then hears the second new voice. Wait, what? Is that... Another first guardian... No... Hmm... I don't like this.
He continues to watch, ready to jump in at any moment.
Hank watches all of the massive attacks unfold. Huh. That was impressive. Time to take these bozos down.
Hank downs one of the crit-mist potions from Wilson and launches himself at the WB-mech: he pulls out a massive sword that is the product of one particularly fruitful alchemy session: The breaker blade (look it up on the terraria wiki; he's able to hold it because he is, of course, wearing various items to increase his strength and endurance so that he doesn't get flattened by his own weaponry) and slices clean through the neck of one of the heads to the side.
After doing this, he turns back around, whips out two storage assault rifles, and opens fire. Battle technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10: Bullet Hell.
Hank lowers the guns as he sees half of the melee weapons in his inventory, including his tai blade, blast off into the back of the WB-mech's central head. Wellgorilla. That is not what I was trying to do.
Hank zooms back in with his rocket boots, and swoops around after boosting himself with a potion of rejuvenation, pulling as many of his melee weapons out of the back of the WB-mech's head as he can, but wrenching them out in an extremely damaging manner instead of doing it normally.
((I'm glad I remembered to check to see if anyone else had gone after the EG-mech, I almost stole generic's kill.))
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Preparation 47/50
The Black Ring 5/8
+1 to Amp x2.
I doubt I will claim my Impetus Comb. My Rave shall not ever see the light of day, as others shall attempt to make their presences known to the Godmodder in far more spectacular shows of ability that overreach mine by far.
This marking on Mate in Four is far more intriguing. I would assume that it has something to do with four games. Assuming it will not kill me, and Rodney is up for it, I play as many games of chess as possible.
I flash-step before the WB-Mech, and carefully draw my wand. Under no circumstances do I desire this abomination of metal to go away unharmed. Whilst my skills may not be able to handle this fight alone (and, by that, I mean an uninterrupted one on one duel), I shall certainly try. In a singular fluid motion, I flick my wand twice. A curse of clearly potent origins bursts from the tip of the wand, accelerating at near the speed of light towards the WB-Mech. As such, it strikes the unfortunate mech almost instantaneously. The effects appear to be rather strenuous on the physical body (the utilization of the method primarily derives from the fact that robots don't have feelings, unless they do, in which case, they do, as was aforementioned). Anyhow, the effects of the curse seem to be self-evident. Entropic sludge sprays everywhere, flying into the atmosphere at obscene velocities. That will prove to be particularly problematic later, when the foul liquid rains back down. But, I digress, as that will hopefully occur somewhere far, far away from here. The rest of the entropic sludge, however, is not alone. Flux Goo lies in puddles amidst the dark bubbling sludge, liquifying the ground near the WB-Mech. Hah. Slowly, the stuff melts through the ground. I expect it to cleave through bedrock in around three minutes. However, the sludge and goo, assuming I do not kill this mech beforehand, will be taking a guest with it into the utter oblivion otherwise referred to as the Void. The corrosive esoteric waste melts through the ground around the WB-Mech. I telekinetically force the creature to stay within the increasingly deeper pit, until it strikes the void, melting through the flimsy bedrock like a serrated metal shard through churned milk. At this point, I proceed to watch the mech, unable to move, fall into the predesignated portal area. A large rift tears itself into reality at this point, spewing the WB-Mech out of it before it closes. The energies exuded from the rift cause the bedrock on the aforementioned endless pit to reform. No need for antigravitational combat on the roof of the Void, despite how intriguing that may sound. Anyhow, I fire a final bolt of arcane sorcery at the mech, melting its features to the brink of unrecognizably warped insanity, if such can be said of an abstract concept.
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I use Sunrise on the EG-Mech after chopping it up with Gladius Dei. I then futilely attempt to appearificate the Chaos Shard into bedrock.
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 1/9
The White Wand >Fine 8/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
TRUMONADO 1/?? (Captchacode)
10 seconds later, on Godcraft: My drone lands, smashing a crater into the bedrock. Chunks of material fly everywhere, landing at random on the mechs, which prove to be sufficiently large targets. The jet engine wings then reactivate, propelling me back into the air, where I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: ENGIETECH LEVEL 10: MAINFRAME on the EG-Mech. THAT HAD BETTER KILL IT THIS TIME.
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 9/11)
OK, time for the next, if not final, step to getting my Goggles of Electric Blender element. Eyeblenders && Lesser Electric Blender elemental && 1 million Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski (Inventor of the Blender) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Here is to getting a Latin-named Scissor pair of Severed Left Pinky Element. I kind of ran out of ideas for this one, as you can kind of tell...Pinky Swearer && Greater Severed Left Pinky elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I first summon a Greater Electric Blender Elemental, a whirring monstrosity of blades, electricity and unparalleled blending power. Cordless as well. It proceeds to be sucked into the Eyeblenders, and I don them, staring at the EG-Mech for the designated amount of time. However, instead of the standard effect, a humongous bolt of pure Electric Blender elemental energies charges forward, heralded by the Greater electric Blender elemental, Tearing it's many blades into the monstrosity in the name of Poplawski. It then suicidal detonates itself within the confines of its machinery. Then, within the weak point, I use For Glory on the EG-Mech, hopefully finishing it off and giving me the spoil. Come on, Tazzy needs (well, wants) a new pair of spoils...Considering that the Oblivion Topper is alone in my collection and therefore this would be the first pair, thus a new pair. This logic comes to life and starts beating some additional fluids out of the EG-Mech some more, which, if the beating before didn't do it, will hopefully do now. Switch all mentions of the EG-Mech with the ED-Mech if the EG-Mech has been slain.
I assault the EG-Mech with the Sharpener. I fire directly at it, so that the shots will penetrate all the way through any other Mech that tries to intercept it and continue on its original trajectory to hit the EG-Mech and directly penetrate it.
I then test the Billy Bazooka on the EG-Mech by firing it once at the EG-Mech, causing the voice of Billy Mays to pitch a commercial for the "Drunk Jack".
Finally, I pull out the Kill Screen and malware the crap out of the EG-Mech. Anything that tries to stop it will be infected with an instant effect variant of Bumerang, then the Really Sucky Virus, which causes seizures and spouting gibberish in both biological organisms and technological constructs. This causes any intercepting Mech to fall down to the floor, allowing me to hit the EG-Mech with another bullet.
If the EG-Mech is dead, I target the Mech with the least health.
The Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = Tetrifiers 2/8
HIS HAND > 1/1 = Alex's Annihilator 6/11
The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 3/11
+2 to Irecreeper
The ZOMBIE PIGMEN make sure the EG-Mech is dead, and attack it some more if it isn't, but if it is they attack the G-MECH!
I pat the near-dead MEMEBASE, trying to allay its fears of the end.
"MODPACK... ???sIS THIS THE END??"
"...Yes."
"Ill MisS yOU Modpack!!!"
"You too Memebase. You too."
The MEMEBASE starts lighting up, until it is as bright as the sun! It starts to dissolve, but before it does, it asks one final question.
"HOW DO BALLS CUE????"
In a massive flash of light, the Memebase uses the FINAL MEMEBLAST! It is hard-light memes, from almost every meme every made! It is fired DIRECTLY AT the G-Mech, not only damaging it, but MEMING it, weakening it and making it more vulnerable to attacks!
As I wipe a tear from my eye, from both the tragic loss of the Memebase and the blinding flash of the Final Memeblast, I run up to the G-Mech and pull out all my HALO ARMOR SUITS! I set them all on COPY ME mode, and we all pull out a various sword, Specifically, the RED HALO Armor pulls out the IRON WEB, the BLUE HALO Armor pulls out the BLACK HOLE BLADE, the SPARTAN ARACHNID pulls out the GOFODDWFN, the Supernova-Class Halo Armor pulls out the COSMIC RUST, and I pull out HIS sword, the VANQUISHER. We all JUMP UP, and SLICE the G-MECH from its top to its bottom!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 17/30 (Irecreeper'd) The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 17/30(Irecreeper'd) The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 17/30 (Irecreeper'd)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard a random player and I with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA Chaos Beasts
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x32, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x3
I dupe 2 potion of vis.
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 1/?
(The wand should already be pretty close to level 10 in power level. Make it just high enough to hit level ten with this alchemy please.)
+2 to Talist for a potion of vis. I also donate my potion of magic back to Wilson,
Eh, if gutza wants a customizer, give him a customizer. Would've come in handy for Red's Dread.
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 10/11)
Eyeblenders && Lesser Electric Blender elemental && 1 million Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski (Inventor of the Blender) = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Severed Left Pinky elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I proceed to summon additional doom sharks to tear into the EG-Mech in case it is somehow not dead yet. Regardless of this, I then pull out the Antiaqua and bring it to bear against the ED-Mech. This pathetically underpowered Alchemy makes the Mech do some mimicry of laughter to mock me...Except, it stops mocking me when I then pull out an Emerald, a Meteorite, and a Terror Enderdragon Scale. I proceed to create a quick ritual to temporarily turn Antiaqua into an alchemy it is involved in..The Cherub's Rapier. Need a memory jog? Combining Antiaqua in an || fashion with the result of meteorite, emerald and Terror Enderdragon Scale (a Green Cherub Scale) creates the Cherub's Rapier. The fact it is an || combination is largely irrelevant to the ritual I have just done. Of course, this is temporary, but it still has full power. I proceed to also pull out the Origin Wands, then use both the temporary Cherub's Rapier and the Origin Wands to create, in order: A massive fiery Dragon wielding a pure-fire copy of Levis Ignis in its claws; a gigantic Watery Shark with a pure-water Diluvinal in its teeth; a titanic windy Hawk wielding a pure-wind Superoesque in it's talons; an enormous upright ear with pure-earth copies of Terra Firma gripped in its paws; a Mammoth...Mammoth made of ice, with a pure-ice Acrotae gripped in its trunk; A jumbo-sized pure energy Bull with pure-energy Navitas Noxes as its horns; a colossus plant-made Liion with its tail wrapped around a plant-made Vi Naturae; and last but not least, a lightning-made Kangaroo with Arcum Aereum in its hands. Within the five-second timeframe they have, they levy themselves suicidally against the ED-Mech, ending their lives in a flurry of weapon strikes and a massive elemental blast. The Antiaqua reverts to its natural form. If that somehow fails to occur, I get so angry that I stab Antiaqua into the air, creating a hole in space that sucks the ED-Mech in snout first and causes it considerable mechanical trauma to release. That I didn't use the Spacerender for it is rather impressive.
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The Unremarkable Man finishes reloading, spins the cylinder once, and holsters his gun.
"Well, I certainly like the roof. Especially if you have some kind of flight available. Or, actually, this place belongs to Binary, does it not? Should we perhaps make some attempt to raze it and deny the enemy assets?"
While moving to whichever,
"By the by, any interesting news from within the Operation? My friend and I have been somewhat out of the loop since his laptop went nuclear and locked him out of his character a few months back."
I originwand up every glyph in the GNU Unifont, Code2000, HAN NOM B and Arial Unicode MS, 10 cm thick at 50 pt and made of neutron-degenerate matter moving towards the ED-Mech (or the EG-Mech if it is still alive) at 0.9c. This is over 150,000 glyphs.
OBJECTION! The Mech Buster Cannon was protected from all attacks this turn, pls revief!
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 10/11
Mhkayden. I wonder if i can recreate smash items just like the master chaos emerald...
Smash Ball && The Silencer = Dissymphony 1/11
"Mh what does this do?", Granger wonders. She attempts to extract the pang nectar from the thing she recived but fails! "Oh well..." Quite curious she uses the Swan Song on the ED- wait. Hold on... she drinks a potion of manpower first to amplify the damage first and then uses the Swan Song on the ED-Mech.
She also somehow managed to stab the Low Blow into the G mech, where it gradually corrupts the mechs AI, without anyone noticing it.
I call on the power of the Really Sucky Virus, causing several variants of the computer virus to appear around me in a square pattern! I load them into the Kill Screen and fire them at the ED-Mech.
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, 8K HD EDITION: The ED-Mech is infected with the Really Sucky Virus. I already explained what this does, so it's the same, right? WRONG! This is the 8K HD edition, which causes the ED-Mech to crash and corrupt all of its data with gibberish! Oh, and did I mention it also causes self-dismembering seizures?
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, WINDOWS STRICT EDITION: The ED-Mech is then infected with a strain of the Really Sucky Virus called the Windows Strict Edition. It replicates the effect of having uber-strict parents. This prevents the ED-Mech from using any method of flying, causing it to plummet to the ground. In addition, all of its functions are disabled!
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, HIGHWAY GANGNAM EDITION: The ED-Mech is then subjected with another strain of the Really Sucky Virus called the Highway Gangnam Edition. It plays Gangnam Style and installs Highway viruses until the ED-Mech's entire data storage is composed entirely of electronic highway cookies. It then automatically upgrades the ED-Mech's operating system to Instant Delete Everything Linux, a Linux distro where doing anything is interpreted as a "sudo rm -rf /" that does not require a password. This includes executing any line of code. This causes the ED-Mech to delete all its data near-instantly.
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, SPARTASTIC EDITION: The ED-Mech is then infected with the Spartastic edition of the Really Sucky Virus. This causes instant seizures that have anomalous properties, causing the electronic device that is having the seizure to cease all functions while being trapped in an infinite Sparta Remix loop.
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, DEADLY RANDOMNESS EDITION: Finally, the ED-Mech is infected with the Deadly Randomness edition of the Really Sucky Virus, the child of the Really Sucky Virus and Windows Total Randomness. It causes symptoms such as: The irresistible compulsion to materialize exactly 1298 tons of polonium-294 out of nowhere and then shove said polonium-294 in every orifice of your body while Tay Zonday's Chocolate Rain plays in the background, upgrading/downgrading to Mac System 7/Mac OS 7 and filling your hard drive with pictures of Michael Rosen going "*click* Nice.", and contracting electronic ebola that causes crashes at critical moments among other deadly effects.
((Engie, use your impetus comb when you get it. Each subsequent comb rave is stronger than the last, so yours will probably be pretty far on. Although I suppose you might end up doing a team-rave... Actually, I have decided. Someone needs to do a team rave. Also, Granger, switch targets to the ED-mech! The comb rave is only usable once and will almost certainly insta-kill whichever mech you target! Take out the big one!))
Hank, having finished up his attack on the WB-mech, turns to the G-mech. He jets around its head hacking away at it with the breaker blade until it finally brings up its hand to stop him, or another mech moves to intercede. Whichever mech moves to stop the attack gets a buster blade in its hand/face/whatever right before Hank flies off again and performs Improbable Lvl2: The Drive on the G-mech (and the other mech if another one tried to stop Hank)
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That reminds me. Is there still a distortion on the effects of 0RACLES? ((Or rather, do you want to answer questions asked into them?))
The TIE-Sentry attacks the WB-Mech. I will continue to STAB THIS THING TO DEATH (metaphorically) alone, and then somebody will swoop in for the kill, regardless of the fact that I have literally only attack it the entire time. I'm sure of it.
Anyhow, I activate the White Ring. Staring at the WB-Mech, I wait for the flashing of the phosphorescent runes to accelerate to a point capable of inducing seizures. That is when the power buildup is capable of causing enough wreckage to deal some actual damage. And, by actual damage, I mean to cause widespread panic and terror across the server, to the point of flooding your human internet servers with thousands of posts on the light upon the Battlefield, assuming that people besides participants of the Second Godmodding War actually call this clandestine region a Battlefield whatsoever, instead of merely christening it another war-ravaged plain on the nearly infinite server. But, I digress. The flashing increases in frequency dramatically, reaching a point where an aura actually begins to emerge upon the onyx surface of the band. I focus back on the WB-Mech, and prepare for the manipulation of the elements. Immediately, a large amount of entropic water spurts from every single orifice upon the WB-Mech (if any), annihilating in part the internal structure of the mech with precise explosions as a result of the existence of such an unstable liquid. The vaporization of the fluid prompts me to briefly use my connection with the Outer Gods. Upon doing so, several tentacles burst from the ground, wildly flailing about and being generally hazardous to sentient existence. Of course, that is a minor understatement. The tentacles tense up, and I momentarily block out any sensory stimuli. However, to those who did not anticipate such an attack, this merely serves to be odd. Suddenly, the most incoherent, maddening, utterly insane shriek emanates from the general direction of the tentacles. Shockwaves blow holes into the ground with pure air vibrations. The waves actually begin to crack the WB-Mech into pieces. By the time I restore my senses, the tentacles are gone. Hah. I return to the utilization of the White Ring. Upon my doing so, a blast of alternating white and black collides with the WB-Mech, having no discernible source. It appears as if it literally appeared from nothing. Or, from a ring. Both are accurate, though the latter is particularly descriptive in the intended regards. The energetic pulse causes a monolithic explosion. However, it does not subside, as would be expected. The blast pervades the vision of all looking in that direction, bright enough to kill anything within the blast radius without any need for force application. This is not the case within, as there is quite clearly an explosion occurring. When the blast subsides several minutes later, the WB-Mech levitates in the air at the epicenter of the former explosion site for several seconds, before I release my concentration. The mech crashes to the ground, flaming, and lacking any designation that the thing is actually alive at this point. Quite the question. I have no idea.
In this minor indecision, I cast Maelstrombound on the WB-Mech.
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I live for the Twinja. The Twinja is the way. The Twinja is love. The Twinja is life.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => IMPROBABLE
Hank fires up the Improbability Drive again. Suddenly, a hundred rubber ducks rain down from the sky. Since Hank didn't specify who he targeted, the ducks all fly towards the Tank and explode, dealing 8,000 damage.
And this is another example in your quest to interfere with everything ever, I guess. That doesn't actually happen.
I don't really know what your attack was against the EG-Mech.
8,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
3 damage to K4yne!
The Twitchy Staff deals 10,000 damage to the ED-Mech and confuses it! The Chaos Beasts and G-Mech are confused as well! It seems that the Mechs are somewhat resistant, however, thanks to their advanced targeting systems...
5,000 damage to the EG-Mech and G-Mech!
The Godmodder is buried under a pile of ORASHYPErs! However, he bursts free due to the immense power of Missingno! Its glitchiness conquers all.
You are protected from attack!
ORASHYPE = ORAS Hat
ORAS HAT: A hat that displays both Kyogre and Groudon. Very comfy.
That's up to the GM of DTG3 to decide. Regardless, 3,000 damage to all Mechs!
Additional 3,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
You respawn!
6,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
You respawn!
2,000 damage to all Mechs!
Additional 2,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Well, you've probably got a ton of resistances that work against it, but if you actually drank it, your entire body would turn to ink and you would pretty much die on the spot.
Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder = Splash Black Potion (1/2)
10,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = Tetrifiers (Level 7: 1/8)
> The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 MICROSOFT BRAND - ONE
You raise up all your Microsoft-based weaponry and fling them into the sky! They stop in midair and slowly form a sphere, which then takes on the holographic image of an Xbox logo! An Xbox One emerges from the holograph, which is supersized! Several cannons and lasers sprout from it, and they fire at the EG-Mech, dealing 20,000 damage!
THE KILL SCREEN: The ultimate malware machine gun. It can fire an onslaught of computer viruses at technological opponents, deleting programs, overwriting BIOSes, and firing secret "trojan bullets" that latch on to their opponents and gradually delete data. Also works well against organic enemies, too.
The G-Mech intercepts and takes 9,000 damage!
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 REDGLARE - REDEYES
Redeyes trudges forwards and decides to introduce the EG-Mech to some of his red eyes. Laser beams suddenly blare out of his eyes, and cannons mount from his arms that also shoot lasers! To make matters worse, they target the Mech's eye! 15,000 damage!
OBSCURESTICKS: A set of wands that ripple with the power of void. They have the power to completely obscure the location of an object from the sight of others.
SPLASH BLACK ELIXIR: A splash potion version of the Black Elixir. Upon use, it strengthens the connection of anyone in its radius to the Inky Abyss, supercharging attacks that use it.
11,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
17,000 damage to the ED-Mech, which intercepts it!
You get out Mate of Four and play with Rodney. It is a close game, but you manage to lock him in checkmate. You notice something... A single line has been etched into the side of the chessboard.
Sadly, it's not. You just use Mainframe.
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ENGIETECH - MAINFRAME
You prepare to use this blatantly awesome attack, but find that you cannot, since you didn't specify a target! You are now in space.
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Looks like this got questionmarked...
Eduard Khil Essence && Trololo Audio CD && Remington MSR = Remington 420 (Level 4: 1/5)
Constellation Map && Grenade Launcher = Constellate Pointer (Level 5: 1/6)
11,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
No it's not. Antinuke is, though.
The ED-Mech intercepts the attack and takes 9,500 damage!
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => RAMPAGE
Hank proceeds to go on a rampage, swinging his tai blade over his head and unleashing carnage into the EG-Mech! He carves it up and slices through it, tearing off entire chunks of it! The Mech takes 7,000 damage and then the rest of your attack goes through...
Additional 9,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
None of the Mechs follow you...
Smash Emerald && The Painchimer = Dissymphony
It seems the Smash Ball looking like an emerald does not affect its alchemies at all...
> XDGrangerDX: COMBAT OPERANDI => SHOWSTOPPER
You expend 3 Weasel Snot and 10 Pie Filling.
You hop up onto a small stage, and a spotlight somehow shines directly onto your position! The Mechs turn to look at you as you equip both the Painchimer and the Silencer! You begin to sing into the Silencer, and your voice is amplified as the calmest, most soothing thing in the universe. Everything stops to look at you. Every player. Every mob. Every blade of grass. The rotation of the heavens. Soon, time itself stops. Then, you ring the Painchimer directly into the Silencer, and time comes crashing down around you, visualized in the form of a massive shockwave that tears out from your position! It slams into the Mechs, dealing heavy damage! 20,000 damage to the EG-Mech and G-Mech!
15,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
You inflict Fear and Burn on Limon! The Low Blow deals 10,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
The WB-Mech intercepts the attack and takes 9,000 damage!
4,000 damage to the Tank!
+12,000 HP to the WB-Mech!
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 WAR RAMPAGE - FINAL STAND
15,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
6,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
4 damage to K4yne!
The attack only deals 5,000 damage to a Mech since you failed to complete the alphabet! The damage went to the ED-Mech, by the way.
Your goggle alchemy made the Eyeblenders, and they're finished now.
EYEBLENDERS: A set of spoopy goggles with the power of electric blenders. By staring at someone for long enough, they will become trapped in a holographic electric blender and promptly blendified.
Lefty disappears once you start the attack...
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => OVERTORGUED
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 5 Hog Slop.
15,000 damage to the EG-Mech and the G-Mech!
8,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
THE METALRAM: A set of silver wands with ruby and indigo bands encircling them. They possess power over clockwork majjyyks and metal, and can draw nearly any metal object towards them.
Actual canon states otherwise.
You guard yourself and Irecreeper!
Ultramarine && Ghosts of War && Gib Armageddon = Victor (Level 15)
The ED-Mech blocks the attack and takes 12,000 damage!
BaSeMeNt = The Bottom Floor (Level 6: 1/7)
6,000 damage to the Tank!
+4 HP to you!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ANTIBLAST - ANTINUKE
You quickly ready an Antimatter Nuke Station and fire an Antimatter Nuke into the air! Then, you amplify the magnetic powers of iAntimak so that the Nuke becomes suspended in air! You then launch the nuke straight into the EG-Mech at speeds much faster than normal, causing it to explode extremely violently! 15,000 damage to the Mech!
I don't really see a need for the Customizer, and you can already change an alchemy's name by alchemizing it with a Name Tag. I just don't see the Customizer being used in normal gameplay. If there's an interest for an upgrade like the Customizer, I might add one. Let me know what you think, guys.
The Fusionmak Nanorifle deals 9,000 damage to the G-Mech!
You protect yourself and TT from attack!
It seems that you cannot hijack the minds of powerful bosses with the Topper... Low-level enemies are fair game, though! You use Oblivion's Topper to deal 15,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
Oh. That's my fault then. Let's say Levels 1-5 buff you, and Level 10 does damage, which will be very amplified if 1-5 is in effect.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GREEN ECHO - SOL
You put away Forge's Light, as you realize you won't need it for this attack. You put your hands up to your head and attempt to concentrate. Suddenly, electricity crackles through you, and you levitate in an aura of green fire. It looks like your residual First Guardian powers are returning! Your skin grows pale and your eyes grow green as you raise your hand towards the EN-Mech! A massive blast of green energy fires from your hand, striking the Mech everywhere at once! 20,000 damage!
Failed because of...
...Irecreeper!
All attacks against the Mech Buster Cannon this turn will fail!
The Silencer deals 8,000 damage to the EG-Mech!
You actually have used it before, but it was so long ago that I'll repost its description.
> XDGrangerDX: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LOWDOWN - UNENDING
You flashstep towards the EG-Mech and aim your Antipolar Autobow at it! It hums with grey energy, and you spam bullets/arrows at the Mech! It attempts to guard against it, but the stream of ammunition is unending and repetitive; it cannot do anything. The Mech is forced to stay idle... You end up pushing it against the ground, and then, load a blade into the machine gun barrels of the weapon, stabbing it! 15,000 damage!
It would work better against organic targets.
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
You are protected from attack this turn!
The G-Mech's legs are so huge that not even a tow cable can pull it down! And if you managed to, it would be highly dangerous... It would probably crush nearly all the entities and you!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TELESLASH - WHIRLWIND UPROAR
20,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
The PLATE! deals an additional 3,000 damage!
You guard generic and Cobalt!
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => FROM DUST
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item!
You put away Forge's Light, as you realize you won't need it for the attack... You teleport to an area of GodCraft untouched by the war, where only a few players roam. Wildlife is abundant, so you cut down all the trees in the area and set to work mining out stone. You build a house and collect ores, smelting them into higher-level gear. Once you acquire diamond tools, you head to the Nether and use demolition skills to break down its resources. You then set to work building your masterpiece from the earth. You step back to admire your work and see that you have created an entire obsidian fortress from dust. You head inside its control tower and activate tank treads, causing it to move all the way back to the Battlefield!
You have achieved the Obsidian Fort as a boon! You can use it in your attacks for a few turns to deal massive damage.
The mechanical skin-analogue would just be metal... The potions deal 1,000 damage to all the Mechs!
The Alphabet Alchemical fails since you still skipped Q!
APPEARIFICATOR: A black gun with a white Space symbol on it. The gun has the power to take any object in the universe and force it to appear at any point in the universe, even bending through space to achieve this task. It can also fire standard bullets.
Shengshou 7x7 && Word Cube Association Essence = Shengshou 10x10
Shengshou 10x10 && Colt CM901 = Colt CM10 (Level 10: 1/11)
The WB-Mech intercepts the attack and takes 12,000 damage!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 UNICODE - UNITED
You raise up the Unicoders and create a massive cloud of Unicode characters! However, you then equip the Origin Wands as well and fuse all the characters together to create the Uniter, a large soldier made out of Unicode! He charges at the WB-Mech and assimilates itself into its code, waging digital warfare against it! The Mech takes an additional 12,000 damage.
ANTIMAK NANOFUSER: A carbon nanogel rifle with a built-in miniature antifusionmak. It can use magnetic wires to shape superheated antimatter into ammo, and can also supercharge its shots with the power of massive arrays of electricity and magnets, creating lightning blasts, supercharged ammo, electric fields, magnetically contained antimatter shots, bursts of antimatter explosions, and much more.
The attack deals 1 damage! It worked, so you can't complain!
5,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
12,000 damage to the G-Mech!
THE PINKY SWEARER: A set of extremely sharp scissors that are worn over the left pinky. They hum with the power of the pinky, and their innocuous double is a nail clipper. They deal more damage if your nails are longer.
13,000 damage to the G-Mech, who intercepts the attack!
10,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
12,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Potion of Wrath O0O Potion of Vis = Potion of Fury (1/3)
Awkward Potion OOO Diamond Dust = Potion of Armor (1/2)
2 Chaos Beasts fully healed!
9,500 damage to the EG-Mech!
The first Impetus Comb is COMPLETE! The Lazy Susan of Endowment materializes, and the Comb's honey fills the Suckle Receptacle of a player: XDGrangerDX! You unlock your Comb Rave, SWAN SONG! You can now use it in one of your posts next turn on a target of your choice.
The second Impetus Comb is unveiled! Fill it up, and another player gets a Comb Rave!
The Zombie Pigmen deal 6,000 damage to the EG-Mech! The Mech Buster Cannon and Memebase idle, the latter healing itself for +10,000 HP!
The TIE-Sentry and Stitch deal 15,000 damage to the WB-Mech! The Team of Three deals 10,000 damage to the ED-Mech! Their special attack is ready! Limon enters Maternal Fury and deals 7,000 damage to the G-Mech! All shots have a chance to miss Limon at this point!
All four Mechs prepare their Special Attacks!
The EG-Mech uses Titanic, causing its spikes to all glow a solid blue color! Instantly, a torrential downpour comes crashing down onto the Battlefield, causing enough rain to start an actual flood! The Mech then transforms itself into a massive metal boat that runs on nuclear power, floating above the waves... Soon, it has all of you in its sights. It rams into the AGs, slicing clean through all of them and creating a nuclear explosion that irradiates the water and deals further damage! Tank killed! 50,000 damage to Limon!
The G-Mech uses Curbstomp, causing it to tense up and jump high in the air, the earth cracking beneath it! Several rocket thrusters activate, keeping it suspended in midair! All the pistons and levers keeping its legs in place deactivate and fly back towards the ground! However, it soon becomes apparent that the Mech can control its wayward limbs, and activates their own rocket thrusters! They fly around the Battlefield and proceed to stomp unwary enemies, spikes growing on their undersides! 30,000 damage to the Mech Buster Cannon, Memebase, and Limon!
The WB-Mech uses Netherarria, causing its three heads to shut down! They all then slide together, their machinery jumbling into a mismash of parts! The Mech's form slides in on itself, its spine collapsing until it has formed the handle of a massive weapon! The Godmodder uses special ghost gauntlets to hold it, causing a massive cone of fire to spike out of the Mech! It curls into the form of a scythe! The Godmodder then flashsteps around aggressing players, dealing 10 damage to every unguarded AG and Neutral one! (So, Irecreeper, fseftr, generic, Cobalt, Erelye, TT, piono, engie, and Tazz are all protected.) This kills Amperz4nd!
The ED-Mech uses Finale, causing the entire server to go black! The skies fall, the ground turns to ash, the trees light on fire, the water turns to stone, villages crumble, pyramids topple, and a world dies! 50,000 damage to every single entity! Mech Buster Cannon killed!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the Final Wave!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Final Wave!
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ==================== 0/1,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 2
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 8/20.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 10/20.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 10/20.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 0/20.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [AG] HP: 10/20.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 10/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 10/20.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 10/20.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 10/20.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 10/20.
Flare Flames: [AG] HP: 10/20.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 10/20.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 0/20.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 10/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 11/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 15/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 10/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Memebase: [N] HP: 23,000/250,000. Final Memeblast: III
TIE-Sentry: [AG]
Stitch: [AG]
The Warrior: [AG] HP: 110,000/160,000. Hail of Death: IIII
The Buff Monk: [AG] HP: 80,000/130,000. Buffs the Hail of Death's charge time and regens +5,000 HP to the Tank every turn.
Limon: [AG] HP: 48,000/180,000. Maternal Fury: II IN USE Turret Barrage: II Sprite Calling: III Fear: I Burned: I
EG-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 26,499/600,000. Titanic: III
G-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 586,000/800,000. Curbstomp: III Confuse: I
WB-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 532,000/750,000. Netherarria: III
ED-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 647,500/900,000. Finale: III Confuse: III
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Chaos Beasts: [PG] HP: 17,500/17,500. (x2.) 15,500/17,500. (x3.) Confuse: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 10/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III(Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
8 Hog Slop
10 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
14 Weasel Snot
+2 to talist
Preston Cole:
Eric watches the dream and sighs...
Then hears the second new voice.
Wait, what?
Is that...
Another first guardian...
No...
Hmm... I don't like this.
He continues to watch, ready to jump in at any moment.
Hank watches all of the massive attacks unfold.
Huh.
That was impressive.
Time to take these bozos down.
Hank downs one of the crit-mist potions from Wilson and launches himself at the WB-mech: he pulls out a massive sword that is the product of one particularly fruitful alchemy session: The breaker blade (look it up on the terraria wiki; he's able to hold it because he is, of course, wearing various items to increase his strength and endurance so that he doesn't get flattened by his own weaponry) and slices clean through the neck of one of the heads to the side.
After doing this, he turns back around, whips out two storage assault rifles, and opens fire. Battle technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10: Bullet Hell.
Hank lowers the guns as he sees half of the melee weapons in his inventory, including his tai blade, blast off into the back of the WB-mech's central head.
Well gorilla.
That is not what I was trying to do.
Hank zooms back in with his rocket boots, and swoops around after boosting himself with a potion of rejuvenation, pulling as many of his melee weapons out of the back of the WB-mech's head as he can, but wrenching them out in an extremely damaging manner instead of doing it normally.
((I'm glad I remembered to check to see if anyone else had gone after the EG-mech, I almost stole generic's kill.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The Black Ring 5/8
+1 to Amp x2.
I doubt I will claim my Impetus Comb. My Rave shall not ever see the light of day, as others shall attempt to make their presences known to the Godmodder in far more spectacular shows of ability that overreach mine by far.
This marking on Mate in Four is far more intriguing. I would assume that it has something to do with four games. Assuming it will not kill me, and Rodney is up for it, I play as many games of chess as possible.
I flash-step before the WB-Mech, and carefully draw my wand. Under no circumstances do I desire this abomination of metal to go away unharmed. Whilst my skills may not be able to handle this fight alone (and, by that, I mean an uninterrupted one on one duel), I shall certainly try. In a singular fluid motion, I flick my wand twice. A curse of clearly potent origins bursts from the tip of the wand, accelerating at near the speed of light towards the WB-Mech. As such, it strikes the unfortunate mech almost instantaneously. The effects appear to be rather strenuous on the physical body (the utilization of the method primarily derives from the fact that robots don't have feelings, unless they do, in which case, they do, as was aforementioned). Anyhow, the effects of the curse seem to be self-evident. Entropic sludge sprays everywhere, flying into the atmosphere at obscene velocities. That will prove to be particularly problematic later, when the foul liquid rains back down. But, I digress, as that will hopefully occur somewhere far, far away from here. The rest of the entropic sludge, however, is not alone. Flux Goo lies in puddles amidst the dark bubbling sludge, liquifying the ground near the WB-Mech. Hah. Slowly, the stuff melts through the ground. I expect it to cleave through bedrock in around three minutes. However, the sludge and goo, assuming I do not kill this mech beforehand, will be taking a guest with it into the utter oblivion otherwise referred to as the Void. The corrosive esoteric waste melts through the ground around the WB-Mech. I telekinetically force the creature to stay within the increasingly deeper pit, until it strikes the void, melting through the flimsy bedrock like a serrated metal shard through churned milk. At this point, I proceed to watch the mech, unable to move, fall into the predesignated portal area. A large rift tears itself into reality at this point, spewing the WB-Mech out of it before it closes. The energies exuded from the rift cause the bedrock on the aforementioned endless pit to reform. No need for antigravitational combat on the roof of the Void, despite how intriguing that may sound. Anyhow, I fire a final bolt of arcane sorcery at the mech, melting its features to the brink of unrecognizably warped insanity, if such can be said of an abstract concept.
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 1/9
The White Wand >Fine 8/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
TRUMONADO 1/?? (Captchacode)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to make that Whoa appear and slice the EG-MECH!
Twilisaber: 7/11
I use the Twiliblade to create a 7-11! This will heal 3 players!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
10 seconds later, on Godcraft: My drone lands, smashing a crater into the bedrock. Chunks of material fly everywhere, landing at random on the mechs, which prove to be sufficiently large targets. The jet engine wings then reactivate, propelling me back into the air, where I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: ENGIETECH LEVEL 10: MAINFRAME on the EG-Mech. THAT HAD BETTER KILL IT THIS TIME.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 9/11)
OK, time for the next, if not final, step to getting my Goggles of Electric Blender element. Eyeblenders && Lesser Electric Blender elemental && 1 million Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski (Inventor of the Blender) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Here is to getting a Latin-named Scissor pair of Severed Left Pinky Element. I kind of ran out of ideas for this one, as you can kind of tell...Pinky Swearer && Greater Severed Left Pinky elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I first summon a Greater Electric Blender Elemental, a whirring monstrosity of blades, electricity and unparalleled blending power. Cordless as well. It proceeds to be sucked into the Eyeblenders, and I don them, staring at the EG-Mech for the designated amount of time. However, instead of the standard effect, a humongous bolt of pure Electric Blender elemental energies charges forward, heralded by the Greater electric Blender elemental, Tearing it's many blades into the monstrosity in the name of Poplawski. It then suicidal detonates itself within the confines of its machinery. Then, within the weak point, I use For Glory on the EG-Mech, hopefully finishing it off and giving me the spoil. Come on, Tazzy needs (well, wants) a new pair of spoils...Considering that the Oblivion Topper is alone in my collection and therefore this would be the first pair, thus a new pair. This logic comes to life and starts beating some additional fluids out of the EG-Mech some more, which, if the beating before didn't do it, will hopefully do now. Switch all mentions of the EG-Mech with the ED-Mech if the EG-Mech has been slain.
Constellate Pointer 3/6
Colt CM10 2/11
+2 HP to all AGs 25/38 (+2x2 from Tazz)
I assault the EG-Mech with the Sharpener. I fire directly at it, so that the shots will penetrate all the way through any other Mech that tries to intercept it and continue on its original trajectory to hit the EG-Mech and directly penetrate it.
I then test the Billy Bazooka on the EG-Mech by firing it once at the EG-Mech, causing the voice of Billy Mays to pitch a commercial for the "Drunk Jack".
Finally, I pull out the Kill Screen and malware the crap out of the EG-Mech. Anything that tries to stop it will be infected with an instant effect variant of Bumerang, then the Really Sucky Virus, which causes seizures and spouting gibberish in both biological organisms and technological constructs. This causes any intercepting Mech to fall down to the floor, allowing me to hit the EG-Mech with another bullet.
If the EG-Mech is dead, I target the Mech with the least health.
HIS HAND > 1/1 = Alex's Annihilator 6/11
The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 3/11
+2 to Irecreeper
The ZOMBIE PIGMEN make sure the EG-Mech is dead, and attack it some more if it isn't, but if it is they attack the G-MECH!
I pat the near-dead MEMEBASE, trying to allay its fears of the end.
"MODPACK... ???sIS THIS THE END??"
"...Yes."
"Ill MisS yOU Modpack!!!"
"You too Memebase. You too."
The MEMEBASE starts lighting up, until it is as bright as the sun! It starts to dissolve, but before it does, it asks one final question.
"HOW DO BALLS CUE????"
In a massive flash of light, the Memebase uses the FINAL MEMEBLAST! It is hard-light memes, from almost every meme every made! It is fired DIRECTLY AT the G-Mech, not only damaging it, but MEMING it, weakening it and making it more vulnerable to attacks!
As I wipe a tear from my eye, from both the tragic loss of the Memebase and the blinding flash of the Final Memeblast, I run up to the G-Mech and pull out all my HALO ARMOR SUITS! I set them all on COPY ME mode, and we all pull out a various sword, Specifically,
the RED HALO Armor pulls out the IRON WEB,
the BLUE HALO Armor pulls out the BLACK HOLE BLADE,
the SPARTAN ARACHNID pulls out the GOFODDWFN,
the Supernova-Class Halo Armor pulls out the COSMIC RUST,
and I pull out HIS sword, the VANQUISHER.
We all JUMP UP, and SLICE the G-MECH from its top to its bottom!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 17/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 17/30(Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 17/30 (Irecreeper'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
=CHARGE=
-24 / 50- Isaac
-10 / 10- Absorption -> EXECUTE. (Modpack'd, +2)
+2 to Modpack
=EXECUTE=
I manage to pull out three SPLASH POTIONS OF ABSORPTION V, and I splash them on myself, Modpack and Erelye, giving us 10-HP shields!
=ACTION=
I use THE BITE on the G-Mech.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard a random player and I with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA Chaos Beasts
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x32, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x3
I dupe 2 potion of vis.
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 1/?
(The wand should already be pretty close to level 10 in power level. Make it just high enough to hit level ten with this alchemy please.)
+2 to Talist for a potion of vis. I also donate my potion of magic back to Wilson,
Eh, if gutza wants a customizer, give him a customizer. Would've come in handy for Red's Dread.
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 10/11)
Eyeblenders && Lesser Electric Blender elemental && 1 million Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski (Inventor of the Blender) = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Severed Left Pinky elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I proceed to summon additional doom sharks to tear into the EG-Mech in case it is somehow not dead yet. Regardless of this, I then pull out the Antiaqua and bring it to bear against the ED-Mech. This pathetically underpowered Alchemy makes the Mech do some mimicry of laughter to mock me...Except, it stops mocking me when I then pull out an Emerald, a Meteorite, and a Terror Enderdragon Scale. I proceed to create a quick ritual to temporarily turn Antiaqua into an alchemy it is involved in..The Cherub's Rapier. Need a memory jog? Combining Antiaqua in an || fashion with the result of meteorite, emerald and Terror Enderdragon Scale (a Green Cherub Scale) creates the Cherub's Rapier. The fact it is an || combination is largely irrelevant to the ritual I have just done. Of course, this is temporary, but it still has full power. I proceed to also pull out the Origin Wands, then use both the temporary Cherub's Rapier and the Origin Wands to create, in order: A massive fiery Dragon wielding a pure-fire copy of Levis Ignis in its claws; a gigantic Watery Shark with a pure-water Diluvinal in its teeth; a titanic windy Hawk wielding a pure-wind Superoesque in it's talons; an enormous upright ear with pure-earth copies of Terra Firma gripped in its paws; a Mammoth...Mammoth made of ice, with a pure-ice Acrotae gripped in its trunk; A jumbo-sized pure energy Bull with pure-energy Navitas Noxes as its horns; a colossus plant-made Liion with its tail wrapped around a plant-made Vi Naturae; and last but not least, a lightning-made Kangaroo with Arcum Aereum in its hands. Within the five-second timeframe they have, they levy themselves suicidally against the ED-Mech, ending their lives in a flurry of weapon strikes and a massive elemental blast. The Antiaqua reverts to its natural form. If that somehow fails to occur, I get so angry that I stab Antiaqua into the air, creating a hole in space that sucks the ED-Mech in snout first and causes it considerable mechanical trauma to release. That I didn't use the Spacerender for it is rather impressive.
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Earth, an hour ago:
The Unremarkable Man finishes reloading, spins the cylinder once, and holsters his gun.
"Well, I certainly like the roof. Especially if you have some kind of flight available. Or, actually, this place belongs to Binary, does it not? Should we perhaps make some attempt to raze it and deny the enemy assets?"
While moving to whichever,
"By the by, any interesting news from within the Operation? My friend and I have been somewhat out of the loop since his laptop went nuclear and locked him out of his character a few months back."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Constellate Pointer 4/6
Colt CM10 3/11
+2 HP to all AGs 28/38 (+2 from Tazz)
I originwand up every glyph in the GNU Unifont, Code2000, HAN NOM B and Arial Unicode MS, 10 cm thick at 50 pt and made of neutron-degenerate matter moving towards the ED-Mech (or the EG-Mech if it is still alive) at 0.9c. This is over 150,000 glyphs.
I then decide its STILL not enough of a upgrade, and decide to do small good ol alechmizing.
Ingotspiker || Dentist Drill: 1/5
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 10/11
Mhkayden. I wonder if i can recreate smash items just like the master chaos emerald...
Smash Ball && The Silencer = Dissymphony 1/11
5/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
1/25 Zapinator (Item)
5/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
"Mh what does this do?", Granger wonders. She attempts to extract the pang nectar from the thing she recived but fails! "Oh well..." Quite curious she uses the Swan Song on the ED- wait. Hold on... she drinks a potion of manpower first to amplify the damage first and then uses the Swan Song on the ED-Mech.
She also somehow managed to stab the Low Blow into the G mech, where it gradually corrupts the mechs AI, without anyone noticing it.
INVENTORY
10/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
10/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
> R. K.: Revs up a Natasha and fires it at the memebase, an finishes with an EMP grenade.
> K4yne: Healing the WB-Mech with No Joke.
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No Joke
UBER: 5 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Constellate Pointer 5/6
Colt CM10 4/11
+2 HP to all AGs: 29/38
I call on the power of the Really Sucky Virus, causing several variants of the computer virus to appear around me in a square pattern! I load them into the Kill Screen and fire them at the ED-Mech.
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, 8K HD EDITION: The ED-Mech is infected with the Really Sucky Virus. I already explained what this does, so it's the same, right? WRONG! This is the 8K HD edition, which causes the ED-Mech to crash and corrupt all of its data with gibberish! Oh, and did I mention it also causes self-dismembering seizures?
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, WINDOWS STRICT EDITION: The ED-Mech is then infected with a strain of the Really Sucky Virus called the Windows Strict Edition. It replicates the effect of having uber-strict parents. This prevents the ED-Mech from using any method of flying, causing it to plummet to the ground. In addition, all of its functions are disabled!
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, HIGHWAY GANGNAM EDITION: The ED-Mech is then subjected with another strain of the Really Sucky Virus called the Highway Gangnam Edition. It plays Gangnam Style and installs Highway viruses until the ED-Mech's entire data storage is composed entirely of electronic highway cookies. It then automatically upgrades the ED-Mech's operating system to Instant Delete Everything Linux, a Linux distro where doing anything is interpreted as a "sudo rm -rf /" that does not require a password. This includes executing any line of code. This causes the ED-Mech to delete all its data near-instantly.
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, SPARTASTIC EDITION: The ED-Mech is then infected with the Spartastic edition of the Really Sucky Virus. This causes instant seizures that have anomalous properties, causing the electronic device that is having the seizure to cease all functions while being trapped in an infinite Sparta Remix loop.
THE REALLY SUCKY VIRUS, DEADLY RANDOMNESS EDITION: Finally, the ED-Mech is infected with the Deadly Randomness edition of the Really Sucky Virus, the child of the Really Sucky Virus and Windows Total Randomness. It causes symptoms such as: The irresistible compulsion to materialize exactly 1298 tons of polonium-294 out of nowhere and then shove said polonium-294 in every orifice of your body while Tay Zonday's Chocolate Rain plays in the background, upgrading/downgrading to Mac System 7/Mac OS 7 and filling your hard drive with pictures of Michael Rosen going "*click* Nice.", and contracting electronic ebola that causes crashes at critical moments among other deadly effects.
Hank, having finished up his attack on the WB-mech, turns to the G-mech. He jets around its head hacking away at it with the breaker blade until it finally brings up its hand to stop him, or another mech moves to intercede. Whichever mech moves to stop the attack gets a buster blade in its hand/face/whatever right before Hank flies off again and performs Improbable Lvl2: The Drive on the G-mech (and the other mech if another one tried to stop Hank)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The Black Ring 6/8
+1 to Amp x2.
That reminds me. Is there still a distortion on the effects of 0RACLES? ((Or rather, do you want to answer questions asked into them?))
The TIE-Sentry attacks the WB-Mech. I will continue to STAB THIS THING TO DEATH (metaphorically) alone, and then somebody will swoop in for the kill, regardless of the fact that I have literally only attack it the entire time. I'm sure of it.
Anyhow, I activate the White Ring. Staring at the WB-Mech, I wait for the flashing of the phosphorescent runes to accelerate to a point capable of inducing seizures. That is when the power buildup is capable of causing enough wreckage to deal some actual damage. And, by actual damage, I mean to cause widespread panic and terror across the server, to the point of flooding your human internet servers with thousands of posts on the light upon the Battlefield, assuming that people besides participants of the Second Godmodding War actually call this clandestine region a Battlefield whatsoever, instead of merely christening it another war-ravaged plain on the nearly infinite server. But, I digress. The flashing increases in frequency dramatically, reaching a point where an aura actually begins to emerge upon the onyx surface of the band. I focus back on the WB-Mech, and prepare for the manipulation of the elements. Immediately, a large amount of entropic water spurts from every single orifice upon the WB-Mech (if any), annihilating in part the internal structure of the mech with precise explosions as a result of the existence of such an unstable liquid. The vaporization of the fluid prompts me to briefly use my connection with the Outer Gods. Upon doing so, several tentacles burst from the ground, wildly flailing about and being generally hazardous to sentient existence. Of course, that is a minor understatement. The tentacles tense up, and I momentarily block out any sensory stimuli. However, to those who did not anticipate such an attack, this merely serves to be odd. Suddenly, the most incoherent, maddening, utterly insane shriek emanates from the general direction of the tentacles. Shockwaves blow holes into the ground with pure air vibrations. The waves actually begin to crack the WB-Mech into pieces. By the time I restore my senses, the tentacles are gone. Hah. I return to the utilization of the White Ring. Upon my doing so, a blast of alternating white and black collides with the WB-Mech, having no discernible source. It appears as if it literally appeared from nothing. Or, from a ring. Both are accurate, though the latter is particularly descriptive in the intended regards. The energetic pulse causes a monolithic explosion. However, it does not subside, as would be expected. The blast pervades the vision of all looking in that direction, bright enough to kill anything within the blast radius without any need for force application. This is not the case within, as there is quite clearly an explosion occurring. When the blast subsides several minutes later, the WB-Mech levitates in the air at the epicenter of the former explosion site for several seconds, before I release my concentration. The mech crashes to the ground, flaming, and lacking any designation that the thing is actually alive at this point. Quite the question. I have no idea.
In this minor indecision, I cast Maelstrombound on the WB-Mech.