You IDIOT! You insignificant lout! You're leaving Limon to die, you goat-herding CUR!
Way to break it to me gently, you jerk. Plus, I don't have another charge ready yet, and she was to buy time so that my friends could regain their strength.
Well, tell them to return the favor! Those ungrateful SWINE!
You're drunk. Go cool off, you hothead.
Action 1/2
Orbit Control: 30/50
Unholy Assault: 5/50
I, while ordering Limon to perform Maternal Fury once more (she'll perform Turret Barrage next), perform Aspirant's Attention on her so that she may regenerate, as well as noting for her to play very cautiously.
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 11/11
Mhkayden. I wonder if i can recreate smash items just like the master chaos emerald...
Smash Ball && The Silencer = Dissymphony 2/11
Also, Granger, switch targets to the ED-mech! The comb rave is only usable once and will almost certainly insta-kill whichever mech you target! Take out the big one!
Fine. I doubt it'll instakill them though, considering they didnt in Problem Sleuth either, expecially not the first one, but okay. Granger doesnt care who takes the damage, there just needs to be a lot of damage.
Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: 7/7 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine & Dark Matter Fuel Tank = Dark Matter Propulsion System. Then she thinks for a moment.
I don't want to use my powers too often... Now how could I do major damage to a mech? Wait. I HAVE AN IDEA!
She then pulls out the Origin Wands and inputs Plasma-Sheathed Nano Sword. She then takes the result, deploys an EM-Forcefield around her (repells metal and charged particles like plasma and antimatter, the latter of which she will need to be protected from in her next action), heals herself with medical robots, and begins a Colossus Climb on the G-Mech!
Colossus Climb: 1/10
How this works is that every increment, she uses the sword to climb up the G-Mech and deals damages. It's a charged attack, so when it gets 10/10, it deals a amount of damage comparable to a 10-post charged attack. The flavor text will be given in a special segment of my posts. Also, since Lothyra is on the G-Mech, if she is attacked by another PG-entity, it damages the G-Mech as well. Bender then decides to alchemize Antimak Nanofusor & Name Tag = Bender's Gun. He then uses a baseball bat to swat a bomb at the WB-Mech.
==Colosuss Climb==
Lothyra starts by slashing her way to the top of one of the G-Mech's toes. She does this inserting the sword into the metal, then turning off the plasma, thus creating a foothold. She then uses her iAntimak to blast at the new handhold while pulling the sword out and reactivating the plasma, thus rocket jumping her way to the next opportunity (the EM-Forcefield protects her from the iAntimak blast).
I use The Metalram to pull the EG-MECH towards me. I then blast it, breaking multiple internal clockwork parts of it, which proceed to forcibly break it's hull from the inside. Potion of Remodeling x2 Complete! I drink one of them. Rose's Thorn 5/9 Up 'Till Dawn -c Chair Seat 2/X The Metalram && SCP-148 && SCP-271
Long live the Queen 8/30
Deerclops 8/20
Headcanon: That is just a case of You Can't Grasp It's True Form.
Also, do the Metalram still have the abillity to turn into daggers?
OH! THE PAIN! I'm grateful I was protected, but the poor team of three...well, the team of two now! Go on warrior! Use your hail of death this turn! Which the buff monk hasn't really been helping, come to think of it...
Anyways, I take my new obsidian fortress, and use it to SLAM the enderdragon mech into submission! I follow it up by filling its hide full of arrows in HEADSHOTx0: LEVEL 10: MACHINA!
Also Twin, small suggestion, I know you're probably in no mood to draw for a little while, but I think it would be really cool if you had a drawing of the cups the impetus stuff is poured into, like in Problem Sleuth.
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 11/11) Let the magical Fork of Piano Key element reign!
Eyeblenders && Lesser Electric Blender elemental && 1 million Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski (Inventor of the Blender) = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Severed Left Pinky elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
I slap the salmon out of K4yne's hands (without actually touching K4yne himself), and use the slapped salmon to unpair (the opposite of repair) the WB Mech. The fish then inexplicably implodes. I just quickly proceed to use Ignition on the ED Mech, or if Granger's Swan Song instantly slew it, the WB Mech. No fancy text this time, just some quick and nasty hind-beating.
I stab a Mech with Paradox's Artifice. I also attempt to word chain the G-Mech using painful alchemies. Ahab's Crosshairs, Sunshining Sucker, Realism, Miniature Green Sun, Nightfall, and the Laser Gun.
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 2/9
The White Wand >Fine 9/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
TRUMONADO 2/?? (Captchacode)
I have my new warrior-noobs push the obsidian fortress forward. Then I make all other AG entities push it forward as well. Then all the players, then I get a good wind going in my favor, then a tornado comes to help push me along, then a tsunami, then several planet's come and use their gravitational pull to push us forward, then several pseudo-godly entities come along and also help push it, then a scientist comes along and upgrades my engines to go at the speed of light, and then I turn them on, combining all the speeds to go FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
(Actually, I've decided to put the Colossus Climb flavor text in the main Actions section)
The Other Arrival: 11/50
iAntipacitor: 11/11 Complete!
Dark Matter Propulsion System: 2/??
Bender's Gun: 2/11
==Actions==
Bender alchemizes iAntipacitor & Name Tag = iAntimak Carbine (because the alchemy is basically iAntimak on full-auto). He then uses Lightning Quick on the WB-Mech (this will be last Special Attack for a couple of posts). Bender then reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs guide.
What is she doing?
Colosuss Climb: 2/10
Lothyra then uses the method elaborated in the previous post to start scaling the G-Mech's legs! She is now halfway to its knees! Remember, that method involves a plasma sword and iAntimak blasts, so it deals damage.
Ahem. I would like to point out that I'm WEARING HARD-LIGHT ARMOR, that went and shielded me when the Godmodder came my way with Banhammer swinging.
0>Allowing free movement again/providing medical care(action)
1-3>Continuing Explosive Decoherence Beam, Hold, and MASHY SPIKE PLATE!s (plural) on WB-Mech.
I then solve SCP-345 remotely, and hurl it at the WB-Mech. The resulting impact opens it, at which point there is suddenly a miniature planet eating away at its substance.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
> R. K.: Giving a little experimental shock aura to the WB-Mech that'll return the damage of the next attack that hits it to the one attacking it.
> K4yne: Eats another Cooked Salmon if my previous one went uningested. Otherwise, More bombing of the tank.
I gently pat the WB-Mech, triggering the shock aura but doing no damage.
0>Spaceship activated, activating orbital bombardment. *noise of several thousand projectiles descending on the WB-Mech*
1-3>Target acquired, orbital bombardment commence (WB-Mech again). *noise of several hundred thousand projectiles descending on the WB-Mech*
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ultramarine.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x32, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of vis.
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 2/?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Preparation 49/50
The Black Ring 7/8
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone a Splash Black Potion. Perhaps I shall use this in a few minutes. I also attempt to refill the stock of Pie Filling in any way I can, assuming it does not require my death, or my taking of damage.
Now, I think it may be time to test the rather disappointing limits of my psionic abilities. Or rather, the extent to which my skill in the optic blast has increased since I last burned somebody into oblivion (the victims of this vicious act happened to be Serpent and TT). As such, I flash-step within range of the WB-Mech, glancing at the foul mech. Under no circumstances should this prove to slay it, unless I have severely underestimated my skills as a whole, which is probably not the case, despite it being the truth. Unless you desire for my brain to explode in a psionic blast. I would hope not; though our motives are misty at best, I would like to think there are some people who do not strongly desire my death one hundred percent of the time. Anyhow, I turn to stare at the WB-Mech, my expressionless face staying the same as usual, leaving any emotions or plans unrevealed. Almost instantaneously, an amethyst aura surrounds me. A violet light coats my eyes, momentarily transforming both of the colors of the full eyes from the normal white and blue, to monochromatic amethyst. Bolts of mauve electricity leap off the edges of the aforementioned eyes. I realize several seconds later that I have just consumed some Mind Honey.
Then, I remember to scream.
The intense mental agony overloading my senses (but not damaging me, oddly enough), I double over, hands covering temples in some sort of hyperactive migraine. The bolts of electricity darken to an aubergine color, sparking off with a far greater frequency. When I look up back at the WB-Mech, my eyes are radiating amethyst. At this point, large amounts of violet light begin pooling out of my eyes, signaling an optic blast. Despite facing that which can literally not be defeated, I attempt to channel the energy in a manner that would prove to be more... controlled. It would be an admirable effort, but I would fail. Two obscenely large optic blasts, colored entirely amethyst, erupt from my eyes, speeding towards the WB-Mech rather swiftly, slightly beyond the speed of sound. The psionic energy strikes the WB-Mech, and a violet explosion rockets across the Battlefield. I stumble, but manage to not collapse due to mental exhaustion. When I stand up once more, my eyes have returned to their normal state of having a white sclera, blue iris, and normal pupil. I briefly close my eyes.
Next time I attempt to do anything akin to that, strike me directly in my worthless face.
At that, I wait a few moments before leaping back into the fray. However, when I do return, I am grimly prepared, as usual. I draw the Hazel Wand. Pointing it at the WB-Mech, I proceed to mutter incoherently. As I do so, a large amount of gaseous Nightmare Fuel leaks off of the ground underneath the WB-Mech. Nothing appears to occur for quite some time, save the gas floating upwards. A liquid seems to be seeping out of a certain point below the Mech. It appears to not be a liquid whatsoever, which is quite an odd occurrence, as the stuff quite certainly looks like a liquid. Of course, the actual identity of the mass of unknown 'fluid' is far more horrific. Mashed human bodies, all crushed together to the point of incomprehensibility. A bloody mass at some points, and certainly a mashed pulp of human flesh and organs, with the occasional shard of bone or glob of heat-fused cartilage in the entirety. It would be mildly concerning if there was anything else in there. The pool of 'liquid' grows steadily larger, staying underneath the Mech. Various secretions found commonly in the Inky Abyss begin to pool around. I avoid letting them near me. That foul stuff, despite being the most magnificent ink in this universe, is incredibly corrosive to arcane wards, and I would rather not go near it, and risk losing them, and then being slain several times over by a single blow from any of the opposition. Luckily, that will not happen. The pools of dark secretion float into the air, and splash into each other above the growing pool of human bodies, mashed beyond recognition, flowing down upon it. The foul stench of the horrendous mixture is nearly overwhelming to a large amount of people nearby, assuming they are beings with noses. If not, they are utterly unconcerned by this entire affair. The smell will attract unwanted attention, and that is what I desire, ironically. I wait, watching the pool and the WB-Mech from a safe distance. Suddenly, the stench dissipates. Briefly, a... presence weighs upon the consciousnesses of all in GodCraft, crushing some few outside the Battlefield with the pure force of the interaction, and the horror. I mutter something satirically, in direct contrast with the moment.
Ash thl'oag sa's ea'ksa'on'j'sa'n ssa'ght.
The presence appears to have utterly crushed the WB-Mech into oblivion (or as much as is allowed within the laws of existence) before leaving. I suppose my alignment with the Outer Gods is one of the many reasons other mages tend to either be afraid of me, or merely choose to disassociate themselves from my eldritch darkness.
Of course, that is not all. No, I refuse to stop until this thing's robotic corpse is at my feet. I pull out a bottle of ink, and smash it into the ground. The liquid splatters across the ground, bereft of any direct arcane abilities whatsoever. To accommodate for this, I nonchalantly wave my hand over the pool. Immediately upon doing so, I cast a linking spell to the Inky Abyss. Instantaneously, glowing violet stars appear in it, as if it were a hole into the Void. Then, a wave of violet passes over the image. When the light fades, the ink pool instead shows a part of the Inky Abyss. Telekinetically, I lift the liquid into the air, forming a miniature Blot (the creature that grants me the Blotspitter, if you forgot). I splatter the cloned Splash Black Potion at my feet, to amplify the damage. At this point, I momentarily dilute the wards upon the Blot, teleporting it upon the WB-Mech. A nanosecond later, the corrosive aura of the place slowly begins to destroy the mech. Upon this, the blob of liquid begins to expand rapidly. Tentacular shapes begin to swiftly form. I force these tentacles to crush the WB-Mech through my momentary control over ink, due to the presence of the link. The arcane fluid burns into the Mech, slowly annihilating its physical form. The pure existence of the liquid at all seems to be detrimental to the health of this particular mech. Or perhaps that is the proximity acting, and not the speciality of the occurrence itself, which we all know to be a lie. Nothing is ever new. Anyhow, I fuse the different types of arcane energy within the blob together randomly, causing large amounts of dark flames and blue explosions to occur, fusing the Mech with pure destructive energy, immobilizing it. Deep Blue flames race across the Mech, corroding it even more with the energy of the Abyss. The infused ink begins to freeze, occasionally forming runes of infinity in the pulsations associated with freezing certain arcane liquids, releasing a rather exponential amount of dark sorcery into the WB-Mech in the form of destructive blasts. The freezing seems to be emitting solid bolts of ink that puncture the sides of the WB-Mech as quickly and efficiently as possible. The pulsations cease as something rather startling (for the Mech, at least) occurs. A blast of blue flame eradicates the ink, obscuring the WB-Mech in a blaze containing the nigh-unlimited fury of the Inky Abyss, just in check. Or at least, enough to not pulverize every single nanometer of matter within ninety miles. I fuse this flame with the lingering effects of the potion (removing the effect), causing the flame to grow steadily larger. Within thirty seconds, the WB-Mech is utterly obscured, a gigantic blue fireball in its place. Slowly, the arcane fire begins to fade, due to the lacking of a link to the Abyss. However, it does not leave lightly. Unpredictable bursts of flame occur on the surface of the fireball, clearly piercing the Mech within as well. After around twenty of these (within a minute), the flame disappears.
Utilizing the residual energy of the link, I cast The Blot, and shoot the WB-Mech with the Blotspitter, if I may do so. If not, I merely cast Ratification on the WB-Mech as swiftly as I can.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth, and channel the fresh energy of the eldritch entity who was briefly upon the server. Immediately, dark tentacular streams of energy weave off of the needle tips. These arcane tentacles surround both Redeyes and I in a mess of interlocking energy, preventing a few attacks from affecting us. Of course, this does not inhibit his attacks.
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You IDIOT! You insignificant lout! You're leaving Limon to die, you goat-herding CUR!
Way to break it to me gently, you jerk. Plus, I don't have another charge ready yet, and she was to buy time so that my friends could regain their strength.
Well, tell them to return the favor! Those ungrateful SWINE!
You're drunk. Go cool off, you hothead.
Action 1/2
Orbit Control: 30/50
Unholy Assault: 5/50
I, while ordering Limon to perform Maternal Fury once more (she'll perform Turret Barrage next), perform Aspirant's Attention on her so that she may regenerate, as well as noting for her to play very cautiously.
At least you're making an effort to save her.
Sword Damage: 134K/250K (0/4)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Mhkayden. I wonder if i can recreate smash items just like the master chaos emerald...
Smash Ball && The Silencer = Dissymphony 2/11
6/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
2/25 Zapinator (Item)
6/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger rings the Painchimer at the chaos beasts inflicting fear and wither. She also swings Malleo Dei at the weakest AG player, crushing them!
INVENTORY
Fine. I doubt it'll instakill them though, considering they didnt in Problem Sleuth either, expecially not the first one, but okay. Granger doesnt care who takes the damage, there just needs to be a lot of damage.
iAntipacitor: 10/11
Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: 7/7 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine & Dark Matter Fuel Tank = Dark Matter Propulsion System. Then she thinks for a moment.
I don't want to use my powers too often... Now how could I do major damage to a mech? Wait. I HAVE AN IDEA!
She then pulls out the Origin Wands and inputs Plasma-Sheathed Nano Sword. She then takes the result, deploys an EM-Forcefield around her (repells metal and charged particles like plasma and antimatter, the latter of which she will need to be protected from in her next action), heals herself with medical robots, and begins a Colossus Climb on the G-Mech!
Colossus Climb: 1/10
How this works is that every increment, she uses the sword to climb up the G-Mech and deals damages. It's a charged attack, so when it gets 10/10, it deals a amount of damage comparable to a 10-post charged attack. The flavor text will be given in a special segment of my posts. Also, since Lothyra is on the G-Mech, if she is attacked by another PG-entity, it damages the G-Mech as well. Bender then decides to alchemize Antimak Nanofusor & Name Tag = Bender's Gun. He then uses a baseball bat to swat a bomb at the WB-Mech.
==Colosuss Climb==
Lothyra starts by slashing her way to the top of one of the G-Mech's toes. She does this inserting the sword into the metal, then turning off the plasma, thus creating a foothold. She then uses her iAntimak to blast at the new handhold while pulling the sword out and reactivating the plasma, thus rocket jumping her way to the next opportunity (the EM-Forcefield protects her from the iAntimak blast).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I use The Metalram to pull the EG-MECH towards me. I then blast it, breaking multiple internal clockwork parts of it, which proceed to forcibly break it's hull from the inside.
Potion of Remodeling x2 Complete! I drink one of them.
Rose's Thorn 5/9
Up 'Till Dawn -c Chair Seat 2/X
The Metalram && SCP-148 && SCP-271
Long live the Queen 8/30
Deerclops 8/20
Headcanon: That is just a case of You Can't Grasp It's True Form.
Also, do the Metalram still have the abillity to turn into daggers?
11/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
11/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
> R. K.: Repairs a little of the WB-Mech.
> K4yne: Eats Cooked Salmon.
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No Joke
UBER: 5 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Anyways, I take my new obsidian fortress, and use it to SLAM the enderdragon mech into submission! I follow it up by filling its hide full of arrows in HEADSHOTx0: LEVEL 10: MACHINA!
Also Twin, small suggestion, I know you're probably in no mood to draw for a little while, but I think it would be really cool if you had a drawing of the cups the impetus stuff is poured into, like in Problem Sleuth.
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Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 11/11) Let the magical Fork of Piano Key element reign!
Eyeblenders && Lesser Electric Blender elemental && 1 million Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski (Inventor of the Blender) = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Severed Left Pinky elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
I slap the salmon out of K4yne's hands (without actually touching K4yne himself), and use the slapped salmon to unpair (the opposite of repair) the WB Mech. The fish then inexplicably implodes. I just quickly proceed to use Ignition on the ED Mech, or if Granger's Swan Song instantly slew it, the WB Mech. No fancy text this time, just some quick and nasty hind-beating.
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 2/9
The White Wand >Fine 9/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
TRUMONADO 2/?? (Captchacode)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use Big Rip at the ED-MECH.
I drink a Potion of Instant Health II
Rose's Thorn 6/9
Up 'Till Dawn -c Chair Seat 3/X
The Metalram && SCP-148 && SCP-271 2/X
Long live the Queen 9/30
Deerclops 9/20
Then I ram the G-mech.
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Twilisaber: 8/11
I throw an 11 at the ED-Mech.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
The Other Arrival: 11/50
iAntipacitor: 11/11 Complete!
Dark Matter Propulsion System: 2/??
Bender's Gun: 2/11
==Actions==
Bender alchemizes iAntipacitor & Name Tag = iAntimak Carbine (because the alchemy is basically iAntimak on full-auto). He then uses Lightning Quick on the WB-Mech (this will be last Special Attack for a couple of posts). Bender then reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs guide.
What is she doing?
Colosuss Climb: 2/10
Lothyra then uses the method elaborated in the previous post to start scaling the G-Mech's legs! She is now halfway to its knees! Remember, that method involves a plasma sword and iAntimak blasts, so it deals damage.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
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Astria turns to see Raven hovering over her. That was only the first test. It's time to see what you can REALLY handle.
Oh no
I fire Sweet Spades at the G-MECH. Thousands of ethereal flying playing cards suddenly cut through the MECH.
I drink a Potion of Regeneration.
Rose's Thorn 7/9
Up 'Till Dawn -c Chair Seat 4/X
The Metalram && SCP-148 && SCP-271 3/X
Long live the Queen 10/30
Deerclops 10/20
0>Allowing free movement again/providing medical care(action)
1-3>Continuing Explosive Decoherence Beam, Hold, and MASHY SPIKE PLATE!s (plural) on WB-Mech.
I then solve SCP-345 remotely, and hurl it at the WB-Mech. The resulting impact opens it, at which point there is suddenly a miniature planet eating away at its substance.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
12/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
12/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
> R. K.: Giving a little experimental shock aura to the WB-Mech that'll return the damage of the next attack that hits it to the one attacking it.
> K4yne: Eats another Cooked Salmon if my previous one went uningested. Otherwise, More bombing of the tank.
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No Joke
UBER: 5 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
0>Spaceship activated, activating orbital bombardment. *noise of several thousand projectiles descending on the WB-Mech*
1-3>Target acquired, orbital bombardment commence (WB-Mech again). *noise of several hundred thousand projectiles descending on the WB-Mech*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ultramarine.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x32, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of vis.
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 2/?
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The Black Ring 7/8
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone a Splash Black Potion. Perhaps I shall use this in a few minutes. I also attempt to refill the stock of Pie Filling in any way I can, assuming it does not require my death, or my taking of damage.
Now, I think it may be time to test the rather disappointing limits of my psionic abilities. Or rather, the extent to which my skill in the optic blast has increased since I last burned somebody into oblivion (the victims of this vicious act happened to be Serpent and TT). As such, I flash-step within range of the WB-Mech, glancing at the foul mech. Under no circumstances should this prove to slay it, unless I have severely underestimated my skills as a whole, which is probably not the case, despite it being the truth. Unless you desire for my brain to explode in a psionic blast. I would hope not; though our motives are misty at best, I would like to think there are some people who do not strongly desire my death one hundred percent of the time. Anyhow, I turn to stare at the WB-Mech, my expressionless face staying the same as usual, leaving any emotions or plans unrevealed. Almost instantaneously, an amethyst aura surrounds me. A violet light coats my eyes, momentarily transforming both of the colors of the full eyes from the normal white and blue, to monochromatic amethyst. Bolts of mauve electricity leap off the edges of the aforementioned eyes. I realize several seconds later that I have just consumed some Mind Honey.
Then, I remember to scream.
The intense mental agony overloading my senses (but not damaging me, oddly enough), I double over, hands covering temples in some sort of hyperactive migraine. The bolts of electricity darken to an aubergine color, sparking off with a far greater frequency. When I look up back at the WB-Mech, my eyes are radiating amethyst. At this point, large amounts of violet light begin pooling out of my eyes, signaling an optic blast. Despite facing that which can literally not be defeated, I attempt to channel the energy in a manner that would prove to be more... controlled. It would be an admirable effort, but I would fail. Two obscenely large optic blasts, colored entirely amethyst, erupt from my eyes, speeding towards the WB-Mech rather swiftly, slightly beyond the speed of sound. The psionic energy strikes the WB-Mech, and a violet explosion rockets across the Battlefield. I stumble, but manage to not collapse due to mental exhaustion. When I stand up once more, my eyes have returned to their normal state of having a white sclera, blue iris, and normal pupil. I briefly close my eyes.
Next time I attempt to do anything akin to that, strike me directly in my worthless face.
At that, I wait a few moments before leaping back into the fray. However, when I do return, I am grimly prepared, as usual. I draw the Hazel Wand. Pointing it at the WB-Mech, I proceed to mutter incoherently. As I do so, a large amount of gaseous Nightmare Fuel leaks off of the ground underneath the WB-Mech. Nothing appears to occur for quite some time, save the gas floating upwards. A liquid seems to be seeping out of a certain point below the Mech. It appears to not be a liquid whatsoever, which is quite an odd occurrence, as the stuff quite certainly looks like a liquid. Of course, the actual identity of the mass of unknown 'fluid' is far more horrific. Mashed human bodies, all crushed together to the point of incomprehensibility. A bloody mass at some points, and certainly a mashed pulp of human flesh and organs, with the occasional shard of bone or glob of heat-fused cartilage in the entirety. It would be mildly concerning if there was anything else in there. The pool of 'liquid' grows steadily larger, staying underneath the Mech. Various secretions found commonly in the Inky Abyss begin to pool around. I avoid letting them near me. That foul stuff, despite being the most magnificent ink in this universe, is incredibly corrosive to arcane wards, and I would rather not go near it, and risk losing them, and then being slain several times over by a single blow from any of the opposition. Luckily, that will not happen. The pools of dark secretion float into the air, and splash into each other above the growing pool of human bodies, mashed beyond recognition, flowing down upon it. The foul stench of the horrendous mixture is nearly overwhelming to a large amount of people nearby, assuming they are beings with noses. If not, they are utterly unconcerned by this entire affair. The smell will attract unwanted attention, and that is what I desire, ironically. I wait, watching the pool and the WB-Mech from a safe distance. Suddenly, the stench dissipates. Briefly, a... presence weighs upon the consciousnesses of all in GodCraft, crushing some few outside the Battlefield with the pure force of the interaction, and the horror. I mutter something satirically, in direct contrast with the moment.
Ash thl'oag sa's ea'ksa'on'j'sa'n ssa'ght.
The presence appears to have utterly crushed the WB-Mech into oblivion (or as much as is allowed within the laws of existence) before leaving. I suppose my alignment with the Outer Gods is one of the many reasons other mages tend to either be afraid of me, or merely choose to disassociate themselves from my eldritch darkness.
Of course, that is not all. No, I refuse to stop until this thing's robotic corpse is at my feet. I pull out a bottle of ink, and smash it into the ground. The liquid splatters across the ground, bereft of any direct arcane abilities whatsoever. To accommodate for this, I nonchalantly wave my hand over the pool. Immediately upon doing so, I cast a linking spell to the Inky Abyss. Instantaneously, glowing violet stars appear in it, as if it were a hole into the Void. Then, a wave of violet passes over the image. When the light fades, the ink pool instead shows a part of the Inky Abyss. Telekinetically, I lift the liquid into the air, forming a miniature Blot (the creature that grants me the Blotspitter, if you forgot). I splatter the cloned Splash Black Potion at my feet, to amplify the damage. At this point, I momentarily dilute the wards upon the Blot, teleporting it upon the WB-Mech. A nanosecond later, the corrosive aura of the place slowly begins to destroy the mech. Upon this, the blob of liquid begins to expand rapidly. Tentacular shapes begin to swiftly form. I force these tentacles to crush the WB-Mech through my momentary control over ink, due to the presence of the link. The arcane fluid burns into the Mech, slowly annihilating its physical form. The pure existence of the liquid at all seems to be detrimental to the health of this particular mech. Or perhaps that is the proximity acting, and not the speciality of the occurrence itself, which we all know to be a lie. Nothing is ever new. Anyhow, I fuse the different types of arcane energy within the blob together randomly, causing large amounts of dark flames and blue explosions to occur, fusing the Mech with pure destructive energy, immobilizing it. Deep Blue flames race across the Mech, corroding it even more with the energy of the Abyss. The infused ink begins to freeze, occasionally forming runes of infinity in the pulsations associated with freezing certain arcane liquids, releasing a rather exponential amount of dark sorcery into the WB-Mech in the form of destructive blasts. The freezing seems to be emitting solid bolts of ink that puncture the sides of the WB-Mech as quickly and efficiently as possible. The pulsations cease as something rather startling (for the Mech, at least) occurs. A blast of blue flame eradicates the ink, obscuring the WB-Mech in a blaze containing the nigh-unlimited fury of the Inky Abyss, just in check. Or at least, enough to not pulverize every single nanometer of matter within ninety miles. I fuse this flame with the lingering effects of the potion (removing the effect), causing the flame to grow steadily larger. Within thirty seconds, the WB-Mech is utterly obscured, a gigantic blue fireball in its place. Slowly, the arcane fire begins to fade, due to the lacking of a link to the Abyss. However, it does not leave lightly. Unpredictable bursts of flame occur on the surface of the fireball, clearly piercing the Mech within as well. After around twenty of these (within a minute), the flame disappears.
Utilizing the residual energy of the link, I cast The Blot, and shoot the WB-Mech with the Blotspitter, if I may do so. If not, I merely cast Ratification on the WB-Mech as swiftly as I can.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth, and channel the fresh energy of the eldritch entity who was briefly upon the server. Immediately, dark tentacular streams of energy weave off of the needle tips. These arcane tentacles surround both Redeyes and I in a mess of interlocking energy, preventing a few attacks from affecting us. Of course, this does not inhibit his attacks.