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Antimak Nanofuser: 10/11

The Other Arrival: 8/50

iAntipacitor: 8/11

Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: 5/7

==Actions==

Lothyra uses Antinuke on the EG-Mech. Bender thinks for a moment.

Hmm. The Antimak Nanofuser isn't going to resemble my gun. Wait.

Bender than adds a Customizer and NBT Tag extensions to the Alchemiter. After that, he shoots the EG-Mech with Fusionmak Nanorifle.

CUSTOMIZER: An upgrade for the Alchemiter that allows a player to change the appearance of their alchemies without changing their in-game effects.

NBT Tag: An upgrade for the Alchemiter that allows players to rename alchemies.

Act 2. +2 to Cobalt.

Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 8/9)

Goggles && Electric Blender Majjyks = The Eyeblenders (Level 2: 3/3) Eyes ready for blending!

Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 7/11)

I proceed to wield Spacerender, thrusting the sword high into the air. I make various slashing movements at random points among the AG lines, or at least, random to those who witness it. Without warning, an array of holes in space appear where I made my slicing motions. The holes all lead to some desolate area within the void, and they are all directly in front of the AG Players, making hitting some of them a tricky proposition. This will protect some random AGs from attack this turn. I then proceed to take out Oblivion's Topper and attempt to hijack the ED-Mech Omega with its powers. If I am successful, I attempt to order it to use it's special on the other Mechs and the Chaos Beasts, or if it's single-target the EG-Mech Omega. If I fail because it is mechanical, OP Scale, Godmodder intervention or any other interfering factors that could ruin my attempt to hijack it, I instead channel the Amethyst fires from the Oblivion's Topper into the EG-Mech Omega.

Glad to see my team of three is still doing okay! Keep it up, you guys!



Sorry I didn't specify a target, when I used green echo last time it made me minicrit! I thought it would buff me again this time! So, I RE-USE Green Echo: Level 10: Sol, on the enderdragon mech or any other mechs still alive!

9/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
9/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
9/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack

> R. K. & K4yne: Riddlin' random AG entities with BOOLIT's.

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No Joke

UBER: 4 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

=TURN THREE=

=CHARGE=
-23 / 50- Isaac
-7 / 10- Absorption
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I create a quick barrier of chairs to block K4yne's attack!

Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 9/11
Smash Emerald && The Painchimer PREVIEW MODE. Also >Inspect the resulting item.

4/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
4/4 Localized Reality Disortion Shield (Shield)
4/25 Song shockwave (Attack)

Granger deploys the Reality Disortion Shield and activates it, making the Mech Buster Cannon seemingly disappear from existence for a while, protecting it. Any projectiles that go where the MBC was (and still is) get lost in a real rip of reality though... She also yells at the EG mech using the Silencer and follows with LOWDOWN LVL 10 - UNENDING on the EG mech. (I think i havent used that one before.)

INVENTORY

Preparation 46/50

The Black Ring 4/8
Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder 3/???


+1 to Amp x2.


Is it possible to utilize the Brainmelter to slay the Mechs, or is it utterly impossible, due to their lacking of a brain?

Assuming the TIE-Sentry is still present, it focuses on slaying the WB-Mech.

I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier, as well as several pool balls in my possession (a Magic Cueball, or three, the 113-Ball, and the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball). Wielding the english aura-exuding cue in my hands, I step towards the general direction of the WB-Mech. There is no need to come close to the thing. I telekinetically levitate a billiard ball into the air, and stare at it. A Magic Cueball. How fitting that a cueball would be the facilitator of this attack. However, now I will have to slightly modify my plan. As such, I abruptly strike the cueball, launching it into the WB-Mech at the speed of light. It ricochets off of the mech, and disappears in a flash of light, as do all of the other balls, save one. The 113-Ball. I precisely (despite never having played a game of pool/table stickball in my life) strike the ball, causing it to strike the WB-Mech as well, searing into it with the power of the intense english aura, melting through metal. It disappears in a flash of light, as does the Bowtier. In an instant, I twitch my fingers about. From the point in which the final ball dissipated, an explosion of arcane fluid draws the attention of any who look upon the mech. Acidic substances of many shades and varieties drip onto the unfortunate mech, burning into the material that makes mechs up easily. Then, the mech disappears in a flash of violet light. I draw The Harbinger, and pull out the twin blades within the cane. Under other circumstances, I could apparently create a longsword, as well as summon eldritch beasts, but I have no use for such things at the current moment. Instead, I look around, quite evidently waiting. Suddenly, I stab the two cane halves into the air. In another flash of violet light, the WB-Mech reappears precisely where I teleported it to; the end of the blades. I draw them out, before stabbing the mech incessantly. While I may not be the strongest person, I am certainly capable of stabbing something repeatedly with a sharp object or two. I de-equip The Harbinger as well, leaving me with naught. Of course, that immediately changes as I whip out the Hazel Wand, and blast a curse directly into the Mech. It takes the entirety of the curse, and slowly begins to lower itself to the ground, sparking off mauve gas occasionally, releasing the rather excessive amount of instability caused by my attack. Of course, this does not come without a cost. The gas, upon leaving the chassis, combusts, spraying arcane flames around the general area relative to our position. As an afterthought, I telekinetically crush the thing to the ground, and cast Word of God on it.

After that exposition, I proceed to utilize the Thorns of Oglogoth in an inventive manner. A Grimdark aura surrounds me instantly upon my touching of the needles. I take this to my advantage as swiftly as I can. The vaporous Nightmare Fuel acts as a barrier against an attack or two, if I cast the spell correctly, which I am certain of.

I take a tow cable and wrap it around the G-Mech's legs.



Johnny 5: 3/11



Ink Blaster: 2/3

I think it's time some heads rolled.

Heh.

0>Executing Grapple Maneuver on WB-Mech

0>Success!

At which point, I use Teleslash Lvl 10 with the Infinity+1 Scythe Of Defeating Mechs I just conjured up.

0>Activating ship form...shield protocols active. Target designated:WB-Mech

1>Activating Pin Sequence...Target acquired from master unit...

2>Explosive Decoherence Projectile Bombardment:Commence...Target acquired from master unit...

3>MASHY SPIKE PLATE! :WB-Mech

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I guard two more players with Ghosts of War
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x32, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon

I dupe 3 potion of critmists

I take out Forge's Light, aim at the enderdragon mech, and try one of the few attacks I haven't done yet: FROM DUST!

I daintily place a pile of Zodiarangs on a Mech in such a way that if it moves at all, they will fall and puncture the mechanical skin-analogue. I then coat them in Splash potions of Metal-dissolving. And try to use the rest of the Alphabet Alchemical on the EG-Mech. Realism, Shirtarangs, Typheus' Might, Unpersoner, slap it with the Voodoo Doll, use the White Whaler on it, aggress it with a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles, cut it up with a Yen Sword, and finish up with another Zodiarang.
Echidna's Ender || Gun 11/11 (Appearificator)
The White Wand >Fine 7/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
ORASHYPE 3/??

Map of the 88 modern constellations && XM25 CDTE grenade launcher = ??? 2/?
Эдуард Хиль (Eduard Khil) Essence && Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (I am glad, 'cause I'm finally returning back home / Trololo) Audio CD && Remington MSR = The Trolololer 2/?
(Shengshou 7x7 mini && World Cube Association Essence) && Colt CM901 = ??? 1/?

20/38 (+2 twice from Tazz)

I create the following with the Origin Wands and telekinetically throw them at the EG-Mech (or another Mech if the EG-Mech is dead) at the speeds given:
an osmiridium replica of the Clock of the Long Now at 50000 ㎧
several G3 MLP dolls at 63000 ㎧
a copy of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing at 80000 ㎧
a currency exchange booth at 100000 ㎧
the entire text of Alice in Wonderland, the Unifon edition, made out of kryptonite letters at 125000 ㎧
an old Missingno cosplay coated with Teflon at 160000 ㎧
several square miles of antimatter synthetic turf at 200000 ㎧
a neon sign reading "WALKER TEXAS RANGER" at 250000 ㎧
an automatic transmission at 315000 ㎧
a comically oversized one way sign at 400000 ㎧
a golden toilet at 500000 ㎧
875,124 piano keys at 630000 ㎧
several Babylonian cuneiform tablets composed entirely of numbers at 800000 ㎧
a large pile of N64 controllers at 1000000 ㎧
a push-to-walk button at 1250000 ㎧
several depleted uranium shurikens at 1600000 ㎧
a partially complete SAT paper transmuted into engraved australium at 2000000 ㎧
a non-functional raygun at 2500000 ㎧
an entire recycling center at 3150000 ㎧
an entire gas station at 4000000 ㎧
I then repeat this sequence with 100x faster initial velocity, stopping when I hit the speed of light.

I finish off with my Battle Technique, UNICODE LV. 10: UNITED!

Antimak Nanofuser: 11/11 Complete!

The Other Arrival: 9/50

iAntipacitor: 9/11

Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: 6/7

==Actions==

Hehehe. My gun is done.

Bender then puts Antimak Nanofuser in the Customizer and makes it look like this:



If that finishes instantly, he uses the NBT Tag to rename Antimak Nanofuser to Bender's Gun ('cause it's all about Bender, baby.) If the renaming is instantly finished, he shoots Bender's Gun at the EG-Mech. Lothyra then makes the Hard-Light hand go right in from of the EG-Mech's face.

HEY EG-MECH! DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOUR FACE IS SMALLER THAN THIS HAND, YOU HAVE BAD EYESIGHT?! THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS IF YOU PRESS YOU FACE AGAINST THIS HAND!

She then buffs her request with the following:

UnBlockable M
UnDodgeable M
Persuation M
Anti- Godmodder Loyalty M
Unloopholeabusable By GM M
Will Cause The EG-Mech to Put its Face Against Lothyra's Hard-Light Hand M
GM Comprehension Of Buffs M
Time Paradox Immunity M
Paradox Correction Immunity M
Offshoot Timeline Prevention M
These Effects Actually Exist, Are Permanent Until The EG-Mech Puts its Face Against Lothyra's Hard-Light Hand, And Cannot Be Dispelled By Anything M
The GM Can't Stop Or Ruin This M
Buff Capacity M
Counter Godmodding Capacity M
Anti- Counter-Godmodding Curse of Repetitiveness M
Anti- General Curse of Repetitiveness M
Anti- Bad Spelling, Grammar, or Usage Fails M

When the EG-Mech puts its face against the hand, Lothyra makes the hand slap it straight in the eye. That happens even if the EG-Mech didn't put face on the hand beforehand.

I throw every profile pic in MINECRAFT FORUMS at the ED-MECH.

Twilisaber: 5/11

I slice and dice the G-Mech with Dusk's Dawn.

Act 3. + 2 to Cobalt.



Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 9/9) Wham.

Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 8/11)



For my last act, I wield all the time-based alchemies that I possess. Fear No Anvil, Hephaetus'es Gate, Caledfwlch, The Timeblade of Zillycal, The Whole Note, and Hephaetus'es Spinner. Time energies crackle from all five, creating the projection of a clock behind me, its arms spinning slightly faster than usual. The six alchemies circle around me, mirroring the speed of the clock, and I phase into it slowly along with the six alchemies until no-one can see me. The Clock vanishes a few seconds after I have, leaving no trace of me on the battlefield whatsoever. Of course, I haven't gone much of anywhere at all. Suddenly, millions of me swarm the battlefield, each one a me from a different moment in time, or a different alternate/doomed timeline. Some wield weapons that I have not alchemized-some wield powers that I don't know of-some seem to be restraining themselves in fear of the OP scale, apparently. What is happening for sure I cannot really say-I'm literally going to forget the details of who I summoned thorugh this method the instant I'm done to avert massive time shenanigans. Immediately, the only constants between us, aside from us all being me, are brought out-the six alchemies. Time energy crackles from all of them, more fiercely than before, a red static brimming on all of us quite visibly. Suddenly, the six alchemies float in front of us and point themselves at a space in front of the EG-Mech (or the G-Mech if that has been destroyed). We ourselves point too-and at this point, between the six of them, a red orb forms and fires a laser. The lasers of every Tazz on-field converge to a singular point, which then turn into a massive red sphere which launches a massive red laser into the EG-Mech (or the G-Mech if that has been destroyed). A huge explosion occurs, and dust rises. When it settles, every me but the alpha me has vanished, back to their own timelines, and I sheath the weapons. If the Godmodder decides to intervene and stop my time shenanigans, I get angry and skip to the part of the attack where the alchemies and I point at the EG-Mech (or the G-Mech if that has been destroyed), create the sphere which makes the laser, super-charge said laser to make up for lost damage, and send it careening into the target.

I +2 talist

Hank, having just finished his titan take-down on the EG-mech, moves on to the ED-mech.
He rushes head-first at the thing, and as the ED-mech moves to try and stop whatever he's doing, he suddenly teleports using another one of the many items he alchemized previously.
He ends up right above the head of the ED-mech, but is still moving forward, and clamps down to its back, driving his Tai blade into the hull of the beast once again, then pulls out the rocket gatling gun again, points it backwards, and propels himself down the length of the ED-mech ripping a massive gash all the way down its back, while simultaneously unleashing a seemingly-endless stream of rockets into the ED-mech's head.
And then it does end. Suddenly Hank no longer has enough momentum to keep tearing that gash down the mech's body, and flips up in the air, losing his balance, he rights himself, shrugs, chucks the rocket gatling gun over his shoulder (which falls to the ground below, bashing the G-mech on the head, dealing minimal damage to it) and pulls out his next weapon: an acid sprayer, and before the ED-mech can turn around, sprays a massive stream of high-power acid over it, which seeps into the massive gash that's been carved in its back.
Hank once again moves out of range of attacks.

Attacks: 46/50 + 9/50

+2 to Piono

I use my Staff of Ysera's blade to cut open a section of the G-Mech's armor and then blast the exposed area full of flames.

=+=+=+=Wilson=+=+=+= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 66$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 (+6 from Piono) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x11 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x2 (2$) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1

Potion of (holy) wrath O0O Potion of Vis = ??? 1/2
Awkward potion OOO diamond dust = ??? 1/2
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 3/8

So many potions... but nothing to do with them all... His vision had been recovering somewhat. He could now actually see across his own building!

The Chaos Shard heals a Chaos Beast with red light.

I take out a small pin and give it to the EG-Mech. It says, "I supported Nixon during Watergate!" Immediately, press swarms the EG-Mech, damaging it severely.

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Keylis grins in Astria's hands, eyes flashing between yellow and white. d0n't worry. i'm n0t naive, i had to die. parad0x space kind 0f f0rced me t0 d0 all that. n0t y0ur fault y0u didn't catch 0n. after all, i was always a g00d act0r.

g00dbye, astria. maybe i'll see y0u again s0meday.

Her eyes turn fully white, she sighs, and she vaporizes into dust.

...

NO

I C/\N'T LOSE YOU /\G/\IN. PLE/\SE, PLE/\SE DON'T DIE, KEYLIS!

no...

Paradox Space isn't done with you yet, Sylph.

/null: Twin, don't forget to respond to my PM