NEW The Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = ??? 1/??
HIS HAND > 1/1 = Alex's Annihilator 5/11
The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 2/11
+1 to Tazz
+1 to Erelye
I use MICROSOFT BRAND Lv. 10> ONE on the EG-Mech Mk. Ω!
The Pigmen assist me in attacking the EG-Mech Mk. Ω as well!
The Memebase does not attack, it fortifies itself and heals using NEW MEMES!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 14/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 14/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 14/30
14/38 (+2×2 from Tazz, +2 from Generic, taking TT's +2 as well since it was intended for anyone charging health increases)
I test out the Kill Screen on the EG-Mech by firing it exactly 49,999,999,999,999,999,999 times at it at varying rates over 10 seconds. When it expects a final shot to make it a single-digit number times a power of ten, I refuse to grant that. It drives itself crazy expecting a final one and its circuits fry.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Earth, an hour ago:
The Unremarkable Man steps behind the Drone, allowing an Unlucky Guard's several 5.56 millimeter M16 rounds to bounce off the Drone's armored hide, then fires over the Drone's shoulder, a single high-calibre tungsten HVP slug converting the Guard into ten feet of bloodsoaked corridor and some bits of scrap metal.
"Firstly, I don't know, he can be a facetious sonofa&%$#@ sometimes, secondly, using the other two rounds in my gun, and thirdly, I assumed you had some objective in a place like this? If such is not the case, I would suggest we leave with all speed."
The Unremarkable Man begins reloading his Handrailvolver {For the 'Magnum' part refers to being big enough act as a sidearm for a small mech.} one round at a time. Click. Jingle. Click. Repeat.
The Battlefield, now:
I dismantle my tent, note the ineffective nature of the last several hours of my time, and give the EG-Mech a most disgruntled look. {B-T: Redeyes/the other one.}
I then throw Lord-Archmage Erelye a pair of two-dimensional, glowing +1 symbols, which apparently have some useful effect.
All charges progress!
{I would do an Anachronlog, but it is now officially far too late at night.}
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Preparation 45/50 (+1 from Redeyes)
The Black Ring 3/8
Obscuresticks 3/3!
Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Obscuresticks.
Afterwards, I draw my wand, and glance at the WB-Mech. I tap into the link to the Green Sun within the Hazel Wand as a power source. Momentarily, the wand flashes green, becoming a hole into green plasma, emitting a bolt of static electricity. I wait for the already unstable weapon's pulsations to subside, and then react. Immediately, a relatively small amount of green plasma strikes the WB-Mech, melting an excessively large portion of its form. Bolts of green lightning explode into existence randomly, arcing towards the Mechs (primarily the aforementioned target) as they do so. After this, I flick the Hazel Wand. An explosion of green instantly shakes the Battlefield in its magnificent magnitude, nearly taking my left arm off as well. Luckily, I dive out of the way of the monolithic blast, and telekinetically anchor myself to the ground. Then, eight Miniature Green Suns warp into existence before me. They immediately fuse together, into an exponentially larger sphere, which I teleport within the WB-Mech. Directly after I do so, the orb implodes, annihilating a rather large area around it. At this point, I wave my wand slightly. Green fire, already a reality, begins to race across the surface of GodCraft, burning all (non-player) entities to a crisp. The flames leap up, and strike the WB-Mech as well. No reason to leave it unattended. After the combustion ceases, I flash-step away from the Mechs momentarily. Afterwards, I fire a bolt of violet energy at the WB-Mech. It strikes the target, and explodes. However, this blast is marginally different from others. The blast rapidly swells, before expanding to encompass the entirety of the foul Mech. The occasional bolt of gray lightning hits the mech, corroding it slowly. Then, the auric blast emits psionic explosions on random bits of the Mech's body, rocketing across its form. As an afterthought, I activate the White Ring. The flashing runes come into reality, burning the corneas of any foolish enough to stare into them for extended periods of time, a practice I do not condone whatsoever. I de-equip the Hazel Wand, and proceed to utilize the energy within the Ring. A monolithic shockwave of pulsating black and white energy blows the land apart, accelerating towards the WB-Mech. Within an instant, the trail of destruction strikes the unfortunate mech, obfuscating it in an explosion of pulsating light. I deactivate the Ring. Finally, I cast Horrorterror on the WB-Mech.
In the Grayhold infirmary (if there is one, that is), I play several games of chess with the recovering Rodney to keep him company, using Mate in Four. I have not been able to use it in quite some time.
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Now then. I don't normally do this, but DAMN IF I'LL LET THE FIGHT GO ON WITHOUT ME. Post 2 of this turn.
Godcraft: Having recovered from the earlier damage sustained while battling the mechs, the drone re-ignites the jets on each wing, hovering back into the sky. Gray clouds gather overhead, sparking frequently. So many clouds. They continue gathering, until no light can reach the ground through the clouds. Suddenly, the world flashes. Through the brief windows of vision, the blocky land of Minecraftia slowly turns even more blocky... Finally, it stops. The clouds disperse, revealing that somehow, the entire world is 8-bit. Even the characters. Why? Because it looks cool. An 8-bit remix of my Leitmotif sounds up as I activate Engietech Level 10: Mainframe. Actually, hmm... Would it be possible to use 2 separate Battle Techniques in one go? Because Minmaximalist sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.
Real World: "Well, to be quite honest, I was just trying to get out of here without letting Binary know of my presence, so... Let's see... Roof access is locked and trapped, and the key is locked inside another room, also trapped. But I have the one security card that'll let me in. Alternatively, there's however you got in, which is probably swarming with guards now. I'd rather conserve limited resources, so I'd prefer leaving via the roof."
The Billy Bazooka Complete
Map of the 88 modern constellations && XM25 CDTE grenade launcher = ??? 1/?
Эдуард Хиль (Eduard Khil) Essence && Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (I am glad, 'cause I'm finally returning back home / Trololo) Audio CD && Remington MSR = The Trolololer 1/?
Well, now I have to write a comment thanking everyone for the help... the obligatory 4 MB documentation file, too...
(+2 HP to all AGs 15/38)
I pull out Element's Maker and fire a shot of cobalt, a shot of boron, a shot of aluminum, a shot of supercooled hydrogen-3, a shot of tungsten, a shot of arsenic, a shot of helium and a shot of rhenium in that order at the EG-Mech. I then wait for a few seconds before firing a shot of scandium, a shot of rhenium, a shot of tungsten, a shot of yttrium, a shot of frozen oxygen, a shot of uranium, a shot of sulfur, a shot of chromium, a shot of uranium and a shot of boron in that order at the EG-Mech. The EG-Mech identifies each of these elements and... wait...
Co Ba L T W As He Re
Sc Re W Y O U S Cr U B
"Cobalt was here"
"Screw you, scrub"
As soon as the EG-Mech realizes that it got insulted in chemical element symbols, I fire an SCP-409 shot from the Sharpener into all of its visual inputs.
Hank cracks his knuckles, rolls his shoulders, then gets out his tai blade. Chew on this one mothergorillas.
Hank charges into the middle of the mechs quickly jumping up the side of the EG-mech, cutting gashes into it and avoiding any spikes or other counterattack dangers. While doing this, he takes the time to use Battle Technique: Rampage, just to increase the damage output of this maneuver. He reaches the head of the mech and slides down its head by swinging over the side with the sword embedded in the metal, planting explosives in the gash created by this action, until he comes down to the eye, he the sword levers up and sends him into an open fall right in front of the EG mech's eye. Surprise.
Hank, now wielding the potion launcher, launches a massive barrage of splash potions of electronic failure into the EG mech's eye, causing all of the eye lasers that are presumably held in there to short out and start blasting all around inside of the mech, causing significant amounts of interior damage as well as trashing the wiring for the eye lasers themselves, weakening the next attack that uses them.
Hank blasts out of attack range with the rocket boots from earlier that he has reequipped, if any of the other mechs try to follow him or intercept him, they get a facefull of rocket gatling gun (which, incidentally, speeds up Hank's flight through recoil, making the mech either give up in exasperation, or take tons of damage trying to intercept because of the length of the chase multiplied by the amount of time spent taking a stream of explosives to the face)
Hank stays further up in the air, trying to avoid whatever the massive attacks the mechs are going to unleash are.
All right, I'm bringing out the BIG guns. Specifically, many, many, many, many hundreds of thousands of Lancers. *one Origin-wandwave later....*
0>Armor Protocol Active
1>Weaponry acquired.
2>Weaponry acquired.
3>Weaponry acquired.
0>Target designate: EG-Mech
1, 2, 3>Firing sharp objects:creating locations in which to embed explosive rounds(suits:Diamonds/Hearts/Spades)
1, 2, 3>Firing explosive rounds.*the sound of explosive club grenades sticking in the holes recently made by thousands of Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, etc.*
*boom*
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Man this forum attacks too much. Just saying. Also Kayne seems to have been blinded by my science. Wonder how that happened. And his head just popped off. Hm. Oh well back to attacking. I jump up on top of a Mech and start the ALPHABET OF MURDER. Ahab's Boxcars, Binary's Bane, Carcinogenesis, Doctor's Dice, Echidna's Ender with a curbstomp, Fourth Wall Breakers, Green Solarhead, Hopesploders, Iron Sword (...yeah just trying to sting the alphabet), um. Darn nothing after I. I quickly rechristen the Octet Breakers the Juju 8r8ktet and use them on the Mech, then slap the mech with the King's Hat, growing even more desperate, then use Lil' Cal's Dice, the Miniature Green Sun, all of the Nightfall Armor's powers, the Octet Sweepers, the Pumpkinsucker, and finally lose steam at Q. Because Q sucks. Seriously. I decide to plant a flag into the Mech declaring loudly forever that Q sucks. It is a horrible letter.
Echidna's Ender || Gun 10/11 (Appearificator)
The White Wand >Fine 6/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
ORASHYPE 2/??
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 7/9)
Goggles && Electric Blender Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 6/11)
OK, lots-o-text mode doesn't do much...I proceed to use Overtourged. If I still have Lefty, I fire both at the EG-Mech simultaniously. The recoil sends me flying backwards, but the result is a massive laser as the two projectiles unite in a singular beam of utter devastation, right into the EG-Mech. If I do not have Lefty, or that would trip the OP scale for some reason, I only fire Overtourged at the EG-Mech, but it is still a singular beam of utter devastation aimed right into the EG-Mech. Either way, boom. Let's see some carnage.
Also, my personal headcanon is that enderman can see colours that the code of Minecraft cannot render to the human eye. (And yes, I'm a bit angry at Mojang for endstone just being a lousy recolour of cobblestone.)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and another player with Ultramarine.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC EG Mech
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x29, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon
I dupe 2 potion of critmists
Ultramarine AND Ghosts of War AND Gib Armageddon 1/Not going to be able to make this, am I?
HIS HAND > 1/1 = Alex's Annihilator 5/11
The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 2/11
+1 to Tazz
+1 to Erelye
I use MICROSOFT BRAND Lv. 10> ONE on the EG-Mech Mk. Ω!
The Pigmen assist me in attacking the EG-Mech Mk. Ω as well!
The Memebase does not attack, it fortifies itself and heals using NEW MEMES!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 14/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 14/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 14/30
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
The Kill Screen complete
14/38 (+2×2 from Tazz, +2 from Generic, taking TT's +2 as well since it was intended for anyone charging health increases)
I test out the Kill Screen on the EG-Mech by firing it exactly 49,999,999,999,999,999,999 times at it at varying rates over 10 seconds. When it expects a final shot to make it a single-digit number times a power of ten, I refuse to grant that. It drives itself crazy expecting a final one and its circuits fry.
The Unremarkable Man steps behind the Drone, allowing an Unlucky Guard's several 5.56 millimeter M16 rounds to bounce off the Drone's armored hide, then fires over the Drone's shoulder, a single high-calibre tungsten HVP slug converting the Guard into ten feet of bloodsoaked corridor and some bits of scrap metal.
"Firstly, I don't know, he can be a facetious sonofa&%$#@ sometimes, secondly, using the other two rounds in my gun, and thirdly, I assumed you had some objective in a place like this? If such is not the case, I would suggest we leave with all speed."
The Unremarkable Man begins reloading his Handrailvolver {For the 'Magnum' part refers to being big enough act as a sidearm for a small mech.} one round at a time. Click. Jingle. Click. Repeat.
The Battlefield, now:
I dismantle my tent, note the ineffective nature of the last several hours of my time, and give the EG-Mech a most disgruntled look. {B-T: Redeyes/the other one.}
I then throw Lord-Archmage Erelye a pair of two-dimensional, glowing +1 symbols, which apparently have some useful effect.
All charges progress!
{I would do an Anachronlog, but it is now officially far too late at night.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
The Black Ring 3/8
Obscuresticks 3/3!
Black Elixir OOO Gunpowder 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Obscuresticks.
Afterwards, I draw my wand, and glance at the WB-Mech. I tap into the link to the Green Sun within the Hazel Wand as a power source. Momentarily, the wand flashes green, becoming a hole into green plasma, emitting a bolt of static electricity. I wait for the already unstable weapon's pulsations to subside, and then react. Immediately, a relatively small amount of green plasma strikes the WB-Mech, melting an excessively large portion of its form. Bolts of green lightning explode into existence randomly, arcing towards the Mechs (primarily the aforementioned target) as they do so. After this, I flick the Hazel Wand. An explosion of green instantly shakes the Battlefield in its magnificent magnitude, nearly taking my left arm off as well. Luckily, I dive out of the way of the monolithic blast, and telekinetically anchor myself to the ground. Then, eight Miniature Green Suns warp into existence before me. They immediately fuse together, into an exponentially larger sphere, which I teleport within the WB-Mech. Directly after I do so, the orb implodes, annihilating a rather large area around it. At this point, I wave my wand slightly. Green fire, already a reality, begins to race across the surface of GodCraft, burning all (non-player) entities to a crisp. The flames leap up, and strike the WB-Mech as well. No reason to leave it unattended. After the combustion ceases, I flash-step away from the Mechs momentarily. Afterwards, I fire a bolt of violet energy at the WB-Mech. It strikes the target, and explodes. However, this blast is marginally different from others. The blast rapidly swells, before expanding to encompass the entirety of the foul Mech. The occasional bolt of gray lightning hits the mech, corroding it slowly. Then, the auric blast emits psionic explosions on random bits of the Mech's body, rocketing across its form. As an afterthought, I activate the White Ring. The flashing runes come into reality, burning the corneas of any foolish enough to stare into them for extended periods of time, a practice I do not condone whatsoever. I de-equip the Hazel Wand, and proceed to utilize the energy within the Ring. A monolithic shockwave of pulsating black and white energy blows the land apart, accelerating towards the WB-Mech. Within an instant, the trail of destruction strikes the unfortunate mech, obfuscating it in an explosion of pulsating light. I deactivate the Ring. Finally, I cast Horrorterror on the WB-Mech.
In the Grayhold infirmary (if there is one, that is), I play several games of chess with the recovering Rodney to keep him company, using Mate in Four. I have not been able to use it in quite some time.
Godcraft: Having recovered from the earlier damage sustained while battling the mechs, the drone re-ignites the jets on each wing, hovering back into the sky. Gray clouds gather overhead, sparking frequently. So many clouds. They continue gathering, until no light can reach the ground through the clouds. Suddenly, the world flashes. Through the brief windows of vision, the blocky land of Minecraftia slowly turns even more blocky... Finally, it stops. The clouds disperse, revealing that somehow, the entire world is 8-bit. Even the characters. Why? Because it looks cool. An 8-bit remix of my Leitmotif sounds up as I activate Engietech Level 10: Mainframe. Actually, hmm... Would it be possible to use 2 separate Battle Techniques in one go? Because Minmaximalist sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.
Real World: "Well, to be quite honest, I was just trying to get out of here without letting Binary know of my presence, so... Let's see... Roof access is locked and trapped, and the key is locked inside another room, also trapped. But I have the one security card that'll let me in. Alternatively, there's however you got in, which is probably swarming with guards now. I'd rather conserve limited resources, so I'd prefer leaving via the roof."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Map of the 88 modern constellations && XM25 CDTE grenade launcher = ??? 1/?
Эдуард Хиль (Eduard Khil) Essence && Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой (I am glad, 'cause I'm finally returning back home / Trololo) Audio CD && Remington MSR = The Trolololer 1/?
Well, now I have to write a comment thanking everyone for the help... the obligatory 4 MB documentation file, too...
(+2 HP to all AGs 15/38)
I pull out Element's Maker and fire a shot of cobalt, a shot of boron, a shot of aluminum, a shot of supercooled hydrogen-3, a shot of tungsten, a shot of arsenic, a shot of helium and a shot of rhenium in that order at the EG-Mech. I then wait for a few seconds before firing a shot of scandium, a shot of rhenium, a shot of tungsten, a shot of yttrium, a shot of frozen oxygen, a shot of uranium, a shot of sulfur, a shot of chromium, a shot of uranium and a shot of boron in that order at the EG-Mech. The EG-Mech identifies each of these elements and... wait...
Co Ba L T W As He Re
Sc Re W Y O U S Cr U B
"Cobalt was here"
"Screw you, scrub"
As soon as the EG-Mech realizes that it got insulted in chemical element symbols, I fire an SCP-409 shot from the Sharpener into all of its visual inputs.
Antimak Nanofuser: 9/11
The Other Arrival: 7/50
iAntipacitor: 7/11
Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: 4/7
==Actions==
Let me try this again.
Lothyra overcharges the Sound of Silence duplicate with a Mini Antimak and uses it to make a giant Hard-Light hand.
Yippe ki yen, EG-Mech.
Then the Hard-Light hand pimp-slaps the EG-Mech. Bender then shoots Fusionmak Nanorifle at the spot where the EG-Mech was just hit.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Hank cracks his knuckles, rolls his shoulders, then gets out his tai blade.
Chew on this one mothergorillas.
Hank charges into the middle of the mechs quickly jumping up the side of the EG-mech, cutting gashes into it and avoiding any spikes or other counterattack dangers. While doing this, he takes the time to use Battle Technique: Rampage, just to increase the damage output of this maneuver. He reaches the head of the mech and slides down its head by swinging over the side with the sword embedded in the metal, planting explosives in the gash created by this action, until he comes down to the eye, he the sword levers up and sends him into an open fall right in front of the EG mech's eye.
Surprise.
Hank, now wielding the potion launcher, launches a massive barrage of splash potions of electronic failure into the EG mech's eye, causing all of the eye lasers that are presumably held in there to short out and start blasting all around inside of the mech, causing significant amounts of interior damage as well as trashing the wiring for the eye lasers themselves, weakening the next attack that uses them.
Hank blasts out of attack range with the rocket boots from earlier that he has reequipped, if any of the other mechs try to follow him or intercept him, they get a facefull of rocket gatling gun (which, incidentally, speeds up Hank's flight through recoil, making the mech either give up in exasperation, or take tons of damage trying to intercept because of the length of the chase multiplied by the amount of time spent taking a stream of explosives to the face)
Hank stays further up in the air, trying to avoid whatever the massive attacks the mechs are going to unleash are.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Smash Emerald && The Painchimer PREVIEW MODE. Also >Inspect the resulting item.
2/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
2/4 Localized Reality Disortion Shield (Shield)
2/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger uses SHOWSTOPPER on the EG-Mech!
INVENTORY
Action 1/
32Orbit Control: 29/50
Unholy Assault: 4/50
Alright, I recognize my duties as Limon's commander now.
Limon will first perform Maternal Fury.
I use Mighty Strike upon one of the Mechs. This deals 15,000 damage, but will decrease my maximum actions by 1 for a few turns.
Thankfully, Oryx didn't appear here. Perhaps he's off drinking.
Sword Damage: 134K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Smash Emerald && The Painchimer PREVIEW MODE. Also >Inspect the resulting item.
3/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
3/4 Localized Reality Disortion Shield (Shield)
3/25 Song shockwave (Attack)
Granger plays the Painchimer at the AG entities, inflicting fear and burning. She also shoots an glitch beam at the EG mech, using the Low Blow.
INVENTORY
0>Armor Protocol Active
1>Weaponry acquired.
2>Weaponry acquired.
3>Weaponry acquired.
0>Target designate: EG-Mech
1, 2, 3>Firing sharp objects:creating locations in which to embed explosive rounds(suits:Diamonds/Hearts/Spades)
1, 2, 3>Firing explosive rounds.*the sound of explosive club grenades sticking in the holes recently made by thousands of Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, etc.*
*boom*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
7/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
7/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
> R. K.: Takes out a tennis racket and the smashes the Tank into the ground
> K4yne: I heal the WB-Mech with the No Joke.
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No Joke
UBER: 4 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Twilisaber: 5/11
I throw a bedrock heart that is 60 blocks tall at the ED-Mech.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Echidna's Ender || Gun 10/11 (Appearificator)
The White Wand >Fine 6/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
ORASHYPE 2/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 7/9)
Goggles && Electric Blender Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = Chorus Bellum (Level 10: 6/11)
OK, lots-o-text mode doesn't do much...I proceed to use Overtourged. If I still have Lefty, I fire both at the EG-Mech simultaniously. The recoil sends me flying backwards, but the result is a massive laser as the two projectiles unite in a singular beam of utter devastation, right into the EG-Mech. If I do not have Lefty, or that would trip the OP scale for some reason, I only fire Overtourged at the EG-Mech, but it is still a singular beam of utter devastation aimed right into the EG-Mech. Either way, boom. Let's see some carnage.
I fire at the EG-Mech with The Stinger.
The Metalram Complete!
Rose's Thorn 4/9
Up 'Till Dawn -c Chair Seat
Potion of Remodeling x2 1/2
Also, my personal headcanon is that enderman can see colours that the code of Minecraft cannot render to the human eye. (And yes, I'm a bit angry at Mojang for endstone just being a lousy recolour of cobblestone.)
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and another player with Ultramarine.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC EG Mech
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x29, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon
I dupe 2 potion of critmists
Ultramarine AND Ghosts of War AND Gib Armageddon 1/Not going to be able to make this, am I?
=CHARGE=
-22 / 50- Isaac
-6 / 10- Absorption
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I strafe the EG-Mech with a rapid-fire burst of chairs from THE MATERIAL PLANE.
I then proceed to enter the code BaSeMeNt into the Holopad.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
8/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
8/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack
> R. K.: More tank whoppin'. This time, R. K. hits it with a morning star.
> K4yne: I eat a sandvich.
"Bologna is perfect fuel, for killing tiny cows!"
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No Joke
UBER: 4 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.