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Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 6/11

1/25 HP-PLUS kit (Buff)
1/5 Localized Reality Disortion Shield (Shield)
1/25 Song shockwave (Attack)

Granger puts the tiny G-Mech (i assume thats the Giant one) into her pocket, shielding it from attacks but also perventing it from attacking.

INVENTORY

Post III

...Anti-Luck aura? But do they have an anti-plant aura?

I whip the ground around the G-MECH'S feet. Huge, sharp blades of grass and colossal spiky bushes come out of the ground and start stabbing the MECH, while a colossal melon falls onto it and violently explodes into millions of sharp melon seeds.

Potion of Remodeling Complete!

Nature's Wraith && Stingbulb && Nettle Burst

The Metalram 5/6

Up 'Till Dawn && Arachnichair

Long live the Queen 5/30

Deerclops 5/20

5/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
5/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
5/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack

> R. K.: Defense buffs the WB-Mech.
> K4yne: I now pay generic's earlier attack back by impaling him on Netherarria. And then literally mopping the floor with him.

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No Joke

UBER: 3 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I take out my Forge's Light and use Green Echo level 10-Sol!



Also, I think getting +max HP potions is a good idea! I start charging up to create potions for everyone, or I +2 anyone who is already charging them!



1(?)/38!

I use COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOQUE on the ED-MECH.

Twilisaber: 2/11

I launch a beam of dark fire at the EG-Mech using Dusk's Dawn!

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-19 / 50- Isaac
-3 / 10- Absorption
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I use CHAIRNOVA on the EG Mech.
If the EG Mech is dead, I target the G-Mech instead.

Post III

I use Big Crunch on the WB-MECH.
The Metalram Complete!

Nature's Wraith && Stingbulb && Nettle Burst 2/X

Up 'Till Dawn && Arachnichair 2/X

Potion of Night o0O Enderpearl

Long live the Queen 6/30

Deerclops 6/20

I +2 Cobalt. I also pull out a few weapons that have related in any way to MSPAs or SBaHJ. This includes Nightfall, Homestuck, Hivebent, Carcinogenesis, all my octets, the SORD, GUN, Proton Cannon, Unbreakable Katana, Crockercorp Rifle, Crockercorp Turret, Ahab's Crosshairs, and the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer. I then assemble them in a way that, when viewed from afar, looks kind of like an MSPA face. It fires an punches straight through the EG-Mech.
Nightfall > Fine 5/6 (Daybreak)
Echidna's Ender || Gun 7/11 (Appearificator)
The White Wand >Fine 3/11 (The Prince's Chisel)

Act 1. 2+ to CobaltShade.

Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 5/9)

The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 9/9) OK.

Time for the next stop on the PionoParody...Goggles && Electric Blender Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)

Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = ??? (Level 10: 4/11)



I proceed to use Armed and Dangerous again to re-summon Lefty, then perform a rocket jump with it. A single shot is enough to blow myself high into the sky, above even the G-Mech Omega. I proceed to gather the weaknesses of my intended target via teleportation. Water-walking Boots. Potions of Haste II. Sponges. Thousands of Electrodes (the Pokemon). Electro-Magnetic Pulse Emitting Robot-destroying Overpowered Rays, or EMPERORs, borrowed from Ninjatwist321. Pro Minecraft Players. Fishing Rods. Helmets of Aqua Affinity and Respiration III. Doom Sharks. Submarines. Diving gear. Harpoons. Overcharge, the lovely mutative liquid that causes the plot of Sunset Overdrive. I then take it all and create a massive, massive gun of unimaginable height...Or would be unimaginable if a similar counterpart was not already on the battlefield Yes, a godmodder's turret, like the legion used to keep back Chuck Norris. Of course, I can only build one of these-this is not coming out of my wily pockets again for the rest of this game. The good news is, apparently its power level basically HAS to match the ACNT, as it was stated in the guide that all turrets generated by any Godmodder share the same power level, and only the number increases with rank. Of course, I might just not be good enough to actually make one at all, but I can certainly try-and I have. Without waiting for anyone to comprehend the meaningful nature of the huge pillar of weapons I have just created mid-air, or judging its power level in any meaningful fashion, I proceed to take Lefty and aim it behind me, guiding the top of the turret to face the intended target, the EG-Mech Mk. Omega. Yes, this means the turret is an Anti-EG Mech turret, or AEGMT. I then fire Lefty furiously, which has enough recoil to send me and the turret rocketing towards the EG Mech, the turret in turn firing all of its weaponry at once at the mechanical monstrosity. After about five seconds of firing Lefty and letting Gravity and recoil, the AEGMT connects with the EG-Mech itself, going straight through the eye and digging itself deep into the mechanisms of the very thing it is supposed to destroy. This doesn't deter the AEGMT's weaponry at all, and it continues to fire at its mechanisms, with the only part visible from the outside being a big red button on the 'bottom' of the turret. I proceed to fire Lefty at that big red button bottom, which activates the turret's most powerful attack-a self-destruct. Still firing, It glows with a bright light, cracks forming from within itself and bursting out more bright light into the intestines of the EG-Mech-a second's warning to what would happen next, a massive, magnificent explosion of EG-Mech doom, careening all the ammunition into the internal machinery. Whatever's left over of the EG-Mech thereafter is then fired upon by Lefty in an oddly generic fashion. Pew pew pew!

Action 1/3.



I keep firing the cannon at the EG Mech. I also craft a thaumcraft golem to alchemize my alchemy every turn.




Alchemys:

Bone || Chaos Emerald && Smash Ball = The Broken Bone (Level 10: 2/11)


Constructs:

Ghast Cannon, 3/5.

Antimak Nanofuser: 7/11

The Other Arrival: 5/50

iAntipacitor: 5/11

Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: 2/??

==Actions==
Wait, what if the Godmodder made the WB-Mech rust-proof?

Bender then uses the time code to travel back to right before the attack. He uses the Origin Wands to create an Anti-Anti Rust raygun (which removes protection against rust for anything it hits) and shoots it at the WB-Mech. He then uses counter-godmodding to buff the Anti-Anti Rust ray with these effects:

UnBlockable M
UnDodgeable M
Penetration M.
Ensured Hit M
Unloopholeabusable By GM M
Will Cause The WB-Mech To Start Rusting And Take Extra Damage From My Previous Post's Attack M
GM Comprehension Of Buffs M
Time Paradox Immunity M
Paradox Correction Immunity M
Offshoot Timeline Prevention M
Pass Through Anything But Target M
These Effects Actually Exist, Are Permanent Until The Attack Deals Damage, And Cannot Be Dispelled By Anything M
The GM Can't Stop Or Ruin This M
Previous Attack's Rusting Deals Non-Negligible Damage M
Buff Capacity M
Counter Godmodding Capacity M

He then secretly kills his past self. Lothyra uses iAntinuke on the EG-Mech.

Post III

Hey! ED-MECH! I got your Scythe!

I then cut the ED-MECH into pieces using the Enderdragon's Scythe.

Nature's Wraith && Stingbulb && Nettle Burst 3/X

Up 'Till Dawn && Arachnichair 3/X

Potion of Night o0O Enderpearl 2/X

Long live the Queen 7/30

Deerclops 7/20

6/50 Pentel - Attack Summon
6/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
6/25 Reverse Healing - HP Drain Attack

> R. K.: Laser barrage aimed at the Buff Monk.
> K4yne: Star Punching the Buff Monk.

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No Joke

UBER: 3 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Preparation 41/50

Black Elixir 7/7!


I examine the Black Elixir. It might prove to be more of the ink I desire. Hopefully.

As an afterthought, I warp the Corotite Warmonger into the depths of Grayhold. I see no need in getting him killed, as it would merely prove to be sorrow-filled.

Next, I equip the Hazel Wand. I stare at the WB-Mech. Momentarily, I focus on the bronze rod. Nothing appears to occur. Of course, this is merely a temporal observation brought on by the limited functions of your human minds. Then again, my elven mind cannot perceive it either. I only know what is happening because I have done this before. The ramifications of this act, nonetheless, shall be negligible in the true scheme of things. Regardless, a bubbling sound can be heard from below. It is not any form of magma, I assure you. Below the surface, a variety of intense thaumic reactions are occurring, some which would warp the minds of ordinary creatures beyond sentient comprehension, into the realm of the smallest of the Smaller Gods. Disparity beyond our thoughts would pervade the very essence of reality in its entirety, melting the flesh (and/or metal, depending on what you are) of any simplistic entity. Or advanced one, for that matter. Regardless, I should likely explain what is occurring underneath us. Around seventy meters below the surface, I dissolved a rather large amount of stone with my mind. Due to the methods used to annihilate this stone, the stuff melted into Flux Goo, an already toxic liquid. Of course, this method killed off around a few hundred players in the process. No, not any of us. The other ones, who have no desire to intervene in this war. Their life energy was fused to create a destructive blast which melted the stone in the first place. Hah. Subversive realities are quite destructive, when put to use by the ignominious person otherwise known as me. The remains of the blast (Flux Goo) are currently bubbling seventy meters below the surface, mutating through applied energy. Liquid Death is usually what one calls it, or at least the thaumaturgically learned. Anyhow, I arc the Hazel Wand upwards. The people around me may or may not wonder why I have done this, as my previous attack had no visible results, at least in their view. Suddenly, a plume of Liquid Death blows a gigantic hole in the ground, spurting out wildly. I telekinetically force the liquid to avoid any players. Therefore, the blast strikes the WB-Mech, burning through the metal of the foul creature. I flick the Hazel Wand once more, and several more plumes of the deadly liquid strike the unfortunate Mech. Telekinetically, I force the liquid to stick to the Mech, and deal as much damage as possible, without endangering any of the players. Minimal collateral damage is crucial in the stage. As a final act, I fire a psionic blast to annihilate the Mech, as well as the liquid. Primarily the liquid. Viscous fluid possessing properties akin to Liquid Death are incredibly dangerous. Especially when melted down from pure stone. Well, not really. For safety reasons, I don't regularly use such destructive arcana.

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the EG Mech
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x26, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon

I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 10/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 10/11

I dump water over the ED-Mech's head, short circuiting it.



Claws && Jet Plane && Huge Mecha && Laser Cannon = Johnny 5 (2/11)



New Alchemy: Paintball Gun && Squid Ink = ??? (1/???)



(twin, y u no give me health bar?)

POST 1;
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 5/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 5/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 5/11)

MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 1x Frostbite(-1x)

Ah, it is good to be back.
How shall I go about this...
Ah, I know.
Eglarbroad gets a small sphere from his pocket. He rolls it towards the G-Mech Mk. Ω...
It is the Spamsphere. It creates physical manifestations of text made out of Spam cans, and fires it at the G-Mech Mk. Ω.
If a Spamsphere is muted, about to be destroyed, or it's function is impaired, all Spamspheres will duplicate themselves, and all manafunctioning ones will be thrown at the G-Mech Mk. Ω, where they will explode.


commencingSummoning
stagingUpdates
sudoApt-getUpdate
totalProgress
1/?






Abilities
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SIDEQUEST

I duplicate three more Sounds of Silences. You know what, that name is fast getting annoying. I am just going to say HALI arrays in the future. Just assume they have the RI on them. (RI=Restricted Intelligence=Not-Quite-An-AI, But Definitely Getting Close At This Point Because Godcraft Is Just Plain Weird.) Anyway, they link up with the original....

>Protocol:SuperBot.end();Protocol:Armor.target(Netpatham);

0>Activating Independent Array Linkage Functions.

1>Deploying

2>Deploying

3>Deploying

1>Activating Aperture Science Thermal Discouragement Beam Matrix Variant 007 "Bond":G-Mech.

Slice.

2>Activating Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet Gun Strafe 003 "Funnel":EG-Mech.

*vwommnnnmmm* *boom*

3>Activating MASHY SPIKE PLATE! Pattern 005 "MASHY SPIKE PLATE!":WB-Mech

Holmes vs. Moriarty. WB-Mech vs.....MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

And while they're all doing that, I shoot the remaining target with the Ender Orb.

By the way guys, the reason I gave you the HALI arrays, is because they are armor in addition to humongous mechas. And concurrently with humongous mechas, but I digress. You should probably equip it. Also, if you duplicate it, you can have multiple angles of attack at once, in addition to the armor that will actually probably be proof against a lot of things. Dunno about some of the Mechs though, as the ED-Mech...Wait, it reflects light, it has colors other than complete darkness. Heh. Heh.

CURRENT LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE HARD-LIGHT ARRAYS, IN ROUGHLY ALPHABETICAL ORDER:
Amperzand, or character of his choice
Cobalt
Engie, or drone of his choice
Erelye
Fseftr, or character of his choice.
Lothyra (or Bender)
Maniac, or character of his choice.

Antimak Nanofuser: 8/11

The Other Arrival: 6/50

iAntipacitor: 6/11

Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: 3/??



==Actions==

Hmm. It seems that the Sound of Silence can be used as armor.

Lothyra then equips the Hard-Light armor produced by the Sound of Silence. She then duplicates the Sound of Silence overcharges it with a Mini Antimak, and uses it to make a giant Hard-Light hand.

Yippe ki yen, EG-Mech.

Then the Hard-Light hand *****-slaps the EG-Mech. Bender then shoots Fusionmak Nanorifle at the spot where the EG-Mech was just hit.

Act 2. +2 to Cobalt.

Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 6/9)

Time for the next stop on the PionoParody...Goggles && Electric Blender Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)

Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart) = ??? (Level 10: 5/11)



I proceed to reveal that me just firing Lefty in the oddly generic manner I did before was just me buying time for the bigger event. I proceed to channel the inherent rickroll energies stored within the four photographs I have obtained before (thanks no less than to Richard himself), and then combining them with my Level 2 BT, Grand Entrance. The Rickroll energies pour into the summoned door...And unleash an army of Rick Astley clones, armed with microphones. This might de-obfuscate the photos and give me the code I want, or it might just make them blank. Whatever. I then equip the Allegrostepper in rod form, harnassing the power of sound and amplifying it to an amazing degree. Just in case, I then summon loads of amplifiers and microphones for the Rick Astley army I have just summoned. I then give them sheet music for the only song I could feasibly be thinking of right now, but order them to wait. I quickly build a massive stage and concert hall for their performance-to-be, and give the EG-Mech the only ticket for a full performance of the Rick Astley army. Even if it were to refuse, I build the concert hall around it anyways. With the stage set and the performers ready, I signal to begin by firing Lefty into the EG-Mech's eyeball. They then do the obvious: Rickroll the EG-Mech Mk. Omega. Surprisingly, the Rickrolling does no harm whatsoever right off the bat, and the EG-Mech happily listens to the lovely Rick Astley Army and the lovely song that is Never Gonna Give You Up. Then, when it gets to the refrain, the ship explodes. As it turns out, at the refrain, the amount of Rick Astleys at that exact volume would make a frequency capable of destroying wires of all varieties and the volume to make it happen, hurting the EG-Mech. The Rick Astley Army immediately stops singing after the end of the refrain, realizing that Explosions equals bad news and give up finishing the song. The Rick Astley army then runs around the EG-Mech, trying to look for an exit, says goodbye to the EG Mech when they find one, and departs in a huge letdown. I then beat it so hard with Lefty's Severed Left Arm form hat it feels like crying, and if it doesn't have tear ducts to actually cry with I build it some. It then cries. Then, it realizes something: It's been given up, let down, run around and deserted, made driven to tears, been said goodbye to, lied to and hurt, all by by Rick Astley(s). This means only one thing. It's an Inverted Rickroll! No-one expects the Inverted Rickroll! This revelation blows its mind. Literally. It makes the AI explode very violently. I then slap it some with Lefty some more because I feel like it.