The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I am not a Seer, I assure you. However, seeing something is important to understanding. We forge our own realities. This is something I am certain of.
Preparation 28/50
The Beat Mesa? Either this means that DTG2 is set before the Scratch, or something important shall occur there. Hopefully the latter.
I point the Hazel Wand at Binary. I can clearly feel the creation energy building up in the considerable buffer of the wand. Good. In any case, I proceed to cast a spell. Not merely any spell. A curse of pure energy, funneled into the fires of creation itself. Immediately, blobs of pure liquid ink flash into existence, pulsating with a pallid amethyst light. With an energetic lashing of energy, they instantly dive in at the speed of light towards Binary, imbedding themselves directly into him. Acidic curses derived from the darkest depths of my twisted mind instantly spring into action, dissolving Binary slowly in horrific ways as painfully as possible, if Binary can feel pain whatsoever. Anyhow, after that, I cast the Word of God on Binary, and order the TIE-Fighter to attack Binary as well. Directly after I do so, I manipulate the shadows of pure existence around Binary with my considerable psionic ability. Nothing appears to occur for several seconds. However, after those seconds pass, a welcome development brings itself into action. In a burst of mauve light, tensile force pressure to the point of crushing a planet is applied to Binary, crumpling him immediately. After that, I reveal Fahrenheit -451. Instead of attacking Binary via melee (an idiotic idea), I stab the blade into the ground. The second I do so, ice streaks from the incision point, spreading into the air, towards our adversary. I de-equip the blade, but not until I am reasonably satisfied Binary is unable to move. When I do so, I detonate a Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer directly in the eye of Binary, flash-stepping away right before the explosion catches me.
I clone the Inky Door, and teleport the resultant duplicated clone into Grayhold, just in case. Then, if I may do so without dying horrifically, or taking excessive damage, I attempt to grab what appears to be a jar within the original door telekinetically, or directly if that fails. If I manage to obtain it, I place it in my inventory, but not before examining it. This feels like it may end up being another Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball incident. Whichever. I like this kind of thing, no matter how frustrating it gets.
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{+5 TO EVERY PLAYER = 140 HEALING OVERALL! NOT COUNTING ANYONE WHO DIDN'T BENEFIT FROM THE HEAL DUE TO BEING FULL HEALTH ALREADY! IT'S LIKE MY EFFECTIVENESS CORRESPONDS TO THE SIZE OF MY POST!}
???: The Meditank sparks, Medicannon healing and Quick-Fixes disabled due to the Wither effect. However, the Medicannon doesn't suffer from crippling overspecialization... It's also a cannon. That means weapon. A very specific kind of weapon. One that rather suits the whole Medic theme. The tip of an enormous syringe appears, jutting out of the front of the Medicannon, dripping slightly with a cloudy substance... I'm not going to say what it is in particular. Just know that it is very, VERY, deadly.
{THE LETHAL INJECTION! DANGEROUS STUFF INSIDE! GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING!}
A frame constructs itself around the front end of the Medicannon, forming a large, metallic crossbow. The enormous syringe gets pulled out of the cannon via a mechanism, then loaded onto the crossbow. A bolt of power strikes the Medicannon, which fires a blast into the crossbow, releasing the Lethal Injection in a graceful (not) arc through the air, jabbing Binary in... er... that looks painful. Well, now Binary has a syringe sticking out of what I'm guessing technically counts as his Iris. So, y'know, that's there now. A rocket built into the back of the syringe ignites, pushing the substance through the tip of the syringe, injecting the Lethal Injection's contents into Binary's eye.
{READERS, COVER YOUR EYES!}
A blast of energy - Gray energy - strikes the syringe, arcing through the substance and wrecking havok on Binary's vision. With all the contents of the Lethal Injection now floating around inside Binary's eye, and lightning arcing through at random, the expended syringe then explodes, a direct result of putting a rocket in it. The heat of the blast seals the puncture, meaning the contents of the Lethal Injection cannot leak out. Assuming Binary can't cry it out, at any rate.
{NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE!}
I follow up the whole debacle with the Lethal Injection via continuing the barrage from the Level 7777 Sentry, but it runs out of ammo. With some irritation, I order it to fire off the rocket barrage again, which it does. The creation of another UNDEFINED, however, does not occur, as only one shot from each launcher gets to fire, and separated out, the individual supernovas cannot condense to form denser objects. Gravity simply isn't strong enough for them. Still, that's a bunch of supernovas (512, was it?) exploding against Binary, just after he's had the worst malpractice possible happen to him, which has got to hurt at least a little bit.
Real World, undisclosed location: ...I constructed a drone there. That's sort of what the gray light was about. And the 9-foot-tall machine. If you're wondering HOW I managed that, well... trade secret. Ninja stuff. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to eat the universe you're in. Now, back on track. The drone trudges to the lone door of the room, then tries to open it. Locked. It tries again, more forcefully, and ends up pushing the door off it's hinges. Whoops. Nobody in sight yet, though, so maybe they're not at this area. I replace the door, then map out the undisclosed facility. Switching to sneak mode (read: replacing the metal at the bottom of the drone's feet with pads), I make my way down an unoccupied corridor, searching for a door that will lead me to the roof. That would naturally be the best place to take to the skies. Heading footsteps, I quickly hide inside a janitor closet, by a bunch of cleaning supplies. Two guards, armed with handguns which I can't see properly, stroll by, none the wiser. After the hallway is clear again, I leave the closet, and continue making my way to where I think the roof access might be...
Mainframe: Entity body at 12% complete. Stage 1 at 10% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 40% downloaded. Stealth isn't usually my thing, but engaging Binary on my own, in the real world, where many world powers must surely have gathered their armies to defend? My drones are good, but an attack like that would most likely fail, both due to the Narrative being annoying and due to unknown factors. Flooding the world with drones would not work, due to the Narrative being annoying. And, to be honest, I'd rather see how the other players deal with real. Dungeon bypassing would leave me curious. And curiosity killed so many things.
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I give Midna a copy of Diablo. I then get North Korea and the Lizard Squad to hack into Binary, hopefully damaging him! If it fails, I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to change shadows into BOMBS! They will go off at the end of the turn, but people can use energy to increase the power of the bombs!
E.g. I give the bombs a mega mushroom, turning them into MEGA BOMBS!
I thank Maniac. I then launch a sword beam using the Twiliblade at Binary! I then start upgrading it....
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 4/8)
You know what? I got curious. The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
That big fat 0 in the Hog Slop and Pie filling reserves tells me we need more. I quickly use the Origin wands to create a considerable deal of both.
I then use the Origin wands and their creative energies, as well as those of the fez, to supercharge The Whole Note, bringing it's lethal projectile-spamming powers to new heights and temporarily duplicating it a thousand times. I then take out Glitchrender and immediately copy that plan, putting it directly where the projectiles of The Whole Note will spawn. I then make The Whole Note copies fire. End result? Creation-empowered Glitchrender storm against Binary, as well as a lot of fire on the platform we're standing on. I quickly use the fire as a powerup for Ignition against Binary. I want to know what this does, so badly.
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"Hah, be more careful of my physical condition, ya say? Not much I can do about it here, but once we get back, I'm takin' a good month off battlefield duty for repairs."
"It will take f4r mor3 than a mon7h for us to stick you back... Nevermind."
"As for Blue... C3rtainly you may come along for a tour. A5 may any others who c4re to ask."
I turn what remains of the Life energy I summoned inwards, repairing my body as much as possible!
Then I raise my weapons.
"HEY, YOU! ATTACK CALCULATOR! WHY'D THEY BUILD YOU IN BINARY? THE STUFF CAN BARELY HOLD TOGETHER HUMANS, LET ALONE SUPERMINDS! YOU'RE THE FIRST AI I'VE SEEN IN BINARY SINCE HAL, AND WE ALL SAW WHAT THAT GOT EVERYONE."
I watch for a moment as my allies' attacks rain on the massive machine, enough firepower to shatter worlds, somehow inflicting little more than scratch damage...
"It might be a little hard to kill the big damn megalomaniacal calculator of death in the digital world, y'know..."
"Heh. So, where to next? I think Ima need some contingencies, mayhaps. Heh."
"In the meantime, well, I guess we know what happens now."
I open fire with all my weapons at once, aiming at my huge target with the sort of apathy that comes only with extreme casualness towards the enemy, or possibly an arrogant knowledge of accuracy's lack of necessity.
After a while, I lower the several tonnes of WMD I call primary weapons, and draw my secondary, the Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum, aiming carefully down the plain ironsights on the comparatively simple rail-revolver, and fire once, a flare in a strangely difficult the recognize color sizzling the few hundred meters to Binary, where it hits the ground, sparks a little, explodes into a silent burst of incandescence, fades away...
I lean back against the towering pseudotree that has grown from my Ruin Sprout, watching an Elder Being of some kind follow the bait-signal into a short-lived duel with Binary, leaving the Horror dead or bored to the point of departure, and the Glorified Caculator damaged!
Vince Offer and Billy Mays appear and fight over whether Zorbeez or ShamWoW is the superior absorbent cloth. They end up assaulting Binary with Zorbeez, ShamWoWs, Quick Chops and Slap Chops in an attempt to prove that their items are better. All while speaking in a sentence mixing voice.
Michael Rosen appears and fires a barrage of plams at Binary. Explosive plams. NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVE PLAMS. They impact Binary and explode in bursts of plam-colored, plam-scented, plam-flavored, plam-everything explosive plams that redirect themselves BACK at Binary and keep exploding, turning into fork bombs. "*click* Nice."
King Harkinian pulls out thousands upon thousands of Dinner Blasters and Ships. He clones Link 40,000 times and forces the Link clones to man the Ships. The Ships leave not in the morning, but right now and assault Binary with cannons. Finally, King Harkinian fires the Dinner Blasters. Only they go IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR and blow Binary up with lazors.
Morshu constructs a BOMB launcher and offers to not fire on Binary if he can give him a ducentillion rubies. Regardless of whether the rubies are given, Morshu fires the BOMB launcher and blows Morshu up with lamp oil, rope and bombs.
Fat Mario appears and pulls out a packet of "BOWSER'S SOURPUSS BREAD." Suddenly, a hundred toasters fire out a hundred toasters each, which each fire a hundred nukes at Binary.
Mama Luigi appears, finds a MAGIC BALLOON and forces Binary to pay the phone bill of ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS AND THIRTY ONE CENTS?! Binary glitches out and sues Mama Luigi for glitching him out. He wins the case and Mama Luigi is banished to Justin Bieber's recording studio.
Jack Black appears and fires Stop Signs that fire Octagons at Binary. Explosive Octagons. Elmo joins in the stop sign firing as well. "THIS STOP SIGN IS AN OCTAGON!"
I. M. Meen appears and opens a magic book. Despite the fact that Binary is not a "goody-goody", Binary is sucked into the book and is forced to learn English. Unfortunately, his all caps and weird binary quirk causes him to fail the first level and be trapped forever in the book. He finally fights his way out, taking damage in the process.
Hank twitches again. This is getting a little annoying. Time for some team-work. CHAIN-ATTACK: START!!!
Hank launches himself up at Binary and when he reaches Binary, slams in his mutated arm, then stretches it out, creating what looks like almost a red-lightning bordered window through the glitchiness right to Binary himself.
Crit-buff action
How this particular chain-attack is going to work: every person who works on it can add a damage action, which will add damage onto however much gets dealt at the end, or a crit-buff action, which adds onto a damage multiplier that will be applied to the damage 'meter' right before the attack is unleashed. Right now the crit-meter is at a 1, and no damage has been applied
Lothyra plucks a DARKSABER HILT and some TRON LINES from her bag and hands them to Midna.
You may want to use these in the sword you are alchemizing. Just think of it as me making up for taking your flesh without permission. I also noticed that you do not have Pesterchum. I will give you something that I shall also alchemize for somebody else... Anyhow, take care.
She walks away and mutters under her breath.
Once I get back to my station and fuse your genetic code and ectobiology report together, I'll know every biological detail about your body. And then I'll use your DNA to find out exactly what you are.
She then shoots all five duplicates and the two small versions of iAntimak at Binary, adding to Hank's Chain Attack. The attacks are infused WITH THE POWER OF THE FEZ! Bender gets up and stares at Binary.
So that's how you treat BENDER, huh! WELL FINE! I'LL GO BUILD MY OWN SUPERCOMPUTER! WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! YOU KNOW WHAT! FORGET THE SUPERCOMPUTER! Eh, screw the whole thing.
He then shoots his Nanomag Glober, enchancing his attack due to his recent utterance. It also adds to Hank's chain. Bender then EMP's Binary, increasing the crit meter of Hank's Chain Attack.
DARKSABER HILT: The hilt of a lightsaber that seems to suck in energy. When activated, it emits a black plasma that has a white electrical aura surrounding it. BTW, Maniac, this is a darksaber.
The Sharpener 3/8
Diamond Sword && Sample of Initial Teaching Alphabet 1/?
Diamond Sword && Sample of Unifon 1/?
(You do realize that your chain attack will probably be nerfed by the Curse of Repetitiveness, right?)
I recite an incantation in the totally magical totally ancient language of Proto-Lojban. It causes a ball of life to slowly materialize. All players are healed!
The incantation glosses to:
"[untranslatable, 1 word] without sharp [untranslatable, 1 word]
within part-of land [untranslatable, 2 words]
upon [untranslatable, 1 word] leg (dual) [first person dual]
[first person singular] we call [the] [untranslatable, 2 words]"
I take out a bunch of Pokeballs, and in particular 4 balls that almost seem to be... sparkling. I then throw them into the air, and out pop a shiny Banette, Machamp, Palkia, and Dialga. Binary is suddenly assaulted with Shadow Claw, Seismic Toss, Draco Meteor, and another Draco Meteor. I then return my shinies and deposit them safely. I also pick up a SORD..... and successfully use Jpeg's Ire on Binary.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 5/11
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 2/??
Realism > Fine 1/10
I start to make balloon animals. Binary is intrigued and comes to watch. First, I make a balloon elephant, which is so massive it squishes Binary under its girth. Then, I make a balloon cheetah, which runs faster than Binary and makes her jealous. Then, I make a balloon mouse, which scares the balloon elephant stereotypically, making it run over Binary. Then, I make a balloon Arceus, which blasts Binary with a creation-unmaking beam. Finally, I make a balloon binary, and then pop it. Little did Binary know, it was actually a voodoo doll!
Due to internet and/or editor troubles, I have to use this account. Sorry for the inconvenience, Twin.
Preparation 29/50
I equip the Hazel Wand. Next, I begin muttering incessantly, directing the arcane tool at Binary. Before ceasing the muttering, I fuse creation energy together in my wand in a manner not unalike that of a star. Golden energy radiates off of my wand, a contrast to my dark violet robes, I assure you. Anyhow, violet bolts of energy leap from one end of the wand tip, race down the edge, and into the other end. I begin to concentrate. Immediately, the Hazel Wand appears to become green silhouette into a sun approximately the size of two universes. Arcane energy begins to sunder reality itself, causing rather large amounts of Nox to bleed in through slices in existential matter/code, dripping down into the infinite abyss. I draw energy from this dark fluid, evaporating it instantly. To fuel my inevitable attack, I cast Maelstrombound. And to boost the damage, apparently. Still slightly disappointed about that, but I digress. Anyhow, I arc the wand down, causing a large amount of creation energy to ignite into a blaze of nightmarish eldritch energy, slightly infused with the original creation. The two collide, serving as dual catalysts. The vaporous Nightmare Fuel spirals about the creation aura, derived from the FEZ, surrounding my wand, creating a sort of intertwined fusion of arcane energy. The tip of the Hazel Wand begins to suck in the light around it, pulling away the illumination in a bid to continue to obtain energy. Upon this revelation, I flick the energized wand at Binary, and wait. A wave of mixed creation and oblivion energy congeals into a bolt of pure arcana, and begins to accelerate towards Binary. With my telekinetic prowess, I instantaneously accelerate the bolt to the speed of light, smashing it into Binary immediately. No need for dramatic scenes at this point. There is only efficiency. As an afterthought, I unleash the Maelstrombound spell I energized on Binary, staring into the depths of the results. Finally, I project a shockwave of withering energy, due to the Withervis Stave infused with my wand, at Binary, seeking to use it to cancel out the Wither on the field. However, if I am unsuccessful, I deactivate the curse before it can merge with the original.
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Whoa, it screwed up your account? That seems new.
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Incidentally, I am entering a somewhat more intense period of my schoolwork, which, while it will not consume the entirety of my free time, will leave me with rather less brainpower. Aaanyway, I'll be posting a little less, or at least later in the day, for the next six weeks. Probably.
Preparation 28/50
The Beat Mesa? Either this means that DTG2 is set before the Scratch, or something important shall occur there. Hopefully the latter.
I point the Hazel Wand at Binary. I can clearly feel the creation energy building up in the considerable buffer of the wand. Good. In any case, I proceed to cast a spell. Not merely any spell. A curse of pure energy, funneled into the fires of creation itself. Immediately, blobs of pure liquid ink flash into existence, pulsating with a pallid amethyst light. With an energetic lashing of energy, they instantly dive in at the speed of light towards Binary, imbedding themselves directly into him. Acidic curses derived from the darkest depths of my twisted mind instantly spring into action, dissolving Binary slowly in horrific ways as painfully as possible, if Binary can feel pain whatsoever. Anyhow, after that, I cast the Word of God on Binary, and order the TIE-Fighter to attack Binary as well. Directly after I do so, I manipulate the shadows of pure existence around Binary with my considerable psionic ability. Nothing appears to occur for several seconds. However, after those seconds pass, a welcome development brings itself into action. In a burst of mauve light, tensile force pressure to the point of crushing a planet is applied to Binary, crumpling him immediately. After that, I reveal Fahrenheit -451. Instead of attacking Binary via melee (an idiotic idea), I stab the blade into the ground. The second I do so, ice streaks from the incision point, spreading into the air, towards our adversary. I de-equip the blade, but not until I am reasonably satisfied Binary is unable to move. When I do so, I detonate a Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer directly in the eye of Binary, flash-stepping away right before the explosion catches me.
I clone the Inky Door, and teleport the resultant duplicated clone into Grayhold, just in case. Then, if I may do so without dying horrifically, or taking excessive damage, I attempt to grab what appears to be a jar within the original door telekinetically, or directly if that fails. If I manage to obtain it, I place it in my inventory, but not before examining it. This feels like it may end up being another Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball incident. Whichever. I like this kind of thing, no matter how frustrating it gets.
???: The Meditank sparks, Medicannon healing and Quick-Fixes disabled due to the Wither effect. However, the Medicannon doesn't suffer from crippling overspecialization... It's also a cannon. That means weapon. A very specific kind of weapon. One that rather suits the whole Medic theme. The tip of an enormous syringe appears, jutting out of the front of the Medicannon, dripping slightly with a cloudy substance... I'm not going to say what it is in particular. Just know that it is very, VERY, deadly.
{THE LETHAL INJECTION! DANGEROUS STUFF INSIDE! GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING!}
A frame constructs itself around the front end of the Medicannon, forming a large, metallic crossbow. The enormous syringe gets pulled out of the cannon via a mechanism, then loaded onto the crossbow. A bolt of power strikes the Medicannon, which fires a blast into the crossbow, releasing the Lethal Injection in a graceful (not) arc through the air, jabbing Binary in... er... that looks painful. Well, now Binary has a syringe sticking out of what I'm guessing technically counts as his Iris. So, y'know, that's there now. A rocket built into the back of the syringe ignites, pushing the substance through the tip of the syringe, injecting the Lethal Injection's contents into Binary's eye.
{READERS, COVER YOUR EYES!}
A blast of energy - Gray energy - strikes the syringe, arcing through the substance and wrecking havok on Binary's vision. With all the contents of the Lethal Injection now floating around inside Binary's eye, and lightning arcing through at random, the expended syringe then explodes, a direct result of putting a rocket in it. The heat of the blast seals the puncture, meaning the contents of the Lethal Injection cannot leak out. Assuming Binary can't cry it out, at any rate.
{NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE!}
I follow up the whole debacle with the Lethal Injection via continuing the barrage from the Level 7777 Sentry, but it runs out of ammo. With some irritation, I order it to fire off the rocket barrage again, which it does. The creation of another UNDEFINED, however, does not occur, as only one shot from each launcher gets to fire, and separated out, the individual supernovas cannot condense to form denser objects. Gravity simply isn't strong enough for them. Still, that's a bunch of supernovas (512, was it?) exploding against Binary, just after he's had the worst malpractice possible happen to him, which has got to hurt at least a little bit.
Real World, undisclosed location: ...I constructed a drone there. That's sort of what the gray light was about. And the 9-foot-tall machine. If you're wondering HOW I managed that, well... trade secret. Ninja stuff. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to eat the universe you're in. Now, back on track. The drone trudges to the lone door of the room, then tries to open it. Locked. It tries again, more forcefully, and ends up pushing the door off it's hinges. Whoops. Nobody in sight yet, though, so maybe they're not at this area. I replace the door, then map out the undisclosed facility. Switching to sneak mode (read: replacing the metal at the bottom of the drone's feet with pads), I make my way down an unoccupied corridor, searching for a door that will lead me to the roof. That would naturally be the best place to take to the skies. Heading footsteps, I quickly hide inside a janitor closet, by a bunch of cleaning supplies. Two guards, armed with handguns which I can't see properly, stroll by, none the wiser. After the hallway is clear again, I leave the closet, and continue making my way to where I think the roof access might be...
Mainframe: Entity body at 12% complete. Stage 1 at 10% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 40% downloaded. Stealth isn't usually my thing, but engaging Binary on my own, in the real world, where many world powers must surely have gathered their armies to defend? My drones are good, but an attack like that would most likely fail, both due to the Narrative being annoying and due to unknown factors. Flooding the world with drones would not work, due to the Narrative being annoying. And, to be honest, I'd rather see how the other players deal with real. Dungeon bypassing would leave me curious. And curiosity killed so many things.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
E.g. I give the bombs a mega mushroom, turning them into MEGA BOMBS!
I thank Maniac. I then launch a sword beam using the Twiliblade at Binary! I then start upgrading it....
Twilisword & Diablo = ???
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 10/11)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 4/8)
You know what? I got curious. The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
That big fat 0 in the Hog Slop and Pie filling reserves tells me we need more. I quickly use the Origin wands to create a considerable deal of both.
I then use the Origin wands and their creative energies, as well as those of the fez, to supercharge The Whole Note, bringing it's lethal projectile-spamming powers to new heights and temporarily duplicating it a thousand times. I then take out Glitchrender and immediately copy that plan, putting it directly where the projectiles of The Whole Note will spawn. I then make The Whole Note copies fire. End result? Creation-empowered Glitchrender storm against Binary, as well as a lot of fire on the platform we're standing on. I quickly use the fire as a powerup for Ignition against Binary. I want to know what this does, so badly.
=CHARGE=
-9 / 50- Dragoon (Modpack'd)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I create a large FEZ-SHIELD (c), protecting me and another player for a turn!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
"It will take f4r mor3 than a mon7h for us to stick you back... Nevermind."
"As for Blue... C3rtainly you may come along for a tour. A5 may any others who c4re to ask."
I turn what remains of the Life energy I summoned inwards, repairing my body as much as possible!
Then I raise my weapons.
"HEY, YOU! ATTACK CALCULATOR! WHY'D THEY BUILD YOU IN BINARY? THE STUFF CAN BARELY HOLD TOGETHER HUMANS, LET ALONE SUPERMINDS! YOU'RE THE FIRST AI I'VE SEEN IN BINARY SINCE HAL, AND WE ALL SAW WHAT THAT GOT EVERYONE."
I watch for a moment as my allies' attacks rain on the massive machine, enough firepower to shatter worlds, somehow inflicting little more than scratch damage...
"It might be a little hard to kill the big damn megalomaniacal calculator of death in the digital world, y'know..."
"Heh. So, where to next? I think Ima need some contingencies, mayhaps. Heh."
"In the meantime, well, I guess we know what happens now."
I open fire with all my weapons at once, aiming at my huge target with the sort of apathy that comes only with extreme casualness towards the enemy, or possibly an arrogant knowledge of accuracy's lack of necessity.
After a while, I lower the several tonnes of WMD I call primary weapons, and draw my secondary, the Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum, aiming carefully down the plain ironsights on the comparatively simple rail-revolver, and fire once, a flare in a strangely difficult the recognize color sizzling the few hundred meters to Binary, where it hits the ground, sparks a little, explodes into a silent burst of incandescence, fades away...
I lean back against the towering pseudotree that has grown from my Ruin Sprout, watching an Elder Being of some kind follow the bait-signal into a short-lived duel with Binary, leaving the Horror dead or bored to the point of departure, and the Glorified Caculator damaged!
All charges progress!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
The Sharpener 2/8
I summon the YouTube Poop Sources!
Vince Offer and Billy Mays appear and fight over whether Zorbeez or ShamWoW is the superior absorbent cloth. They end up assaulting Binary with Zorbeez, ShamWoWs, Quick Chops and Slap Chops in an attempt to prove that their items are better. All while speaking in a sentence mixing voice.
Michael Rosen appears and fires a barrage of plams at Binary. Explosive plams. NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVE PLAMS. They impact Binary and explode in bursts of plam-colored, plam-scented, plam-flavored, plam-everything explosive plams that redirect themselves BACK at Binary and keep exploding, turning into fork bombs. "*click* Nice."
King Harkinian pulls out thousands upon thousands of Dinner Blasters and Ships. He clones Link 40,000 times and forces the Link clones to man the Ships. The Ships leave not in the morning, but right now and assault Binary with cannons. Finally, King Harkinian fires the Dinner Blasters. Only they go IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR and blow Binary up with lazors.
Morshu constructs a BOMB launcher and offers to not fire on Binary if he can give him a ducentillion rubies. Regardless of whether the rubies are given, Morshu fires the BOMB launcher and blows Morshu up with lamp oil, rope and bombs.
Fat Mario appears and pulls out a packet of "BOWSER'S SOURPUSS BREAD." Suddenly, a hundred toasters fire out a hundred toasters each, which each fire a hundred nukes at Binary.
Mama Luigi appears, finds a MAGIC BALLOON and forces Binary to pay the phone bill of ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS AND THIRTY ONE CENTS?! Binary glitches out and sues Mama Luigi for glitching him out. He wins the case and Mama Luigi is banished to Justin Bieber's recording studio.
Jack Black appears and fires Stop Signs that fire Octagons at Binary. Explosive Octagons. Elmo joins in the stop sign firing as well. "THIS STOP SIGN IS AN OCTAGON!"
I. M. Meen appears and opens a magic book. Despite the fact that Binary is not a "goody-goody", Binary is sucked into the book and is forced to learn English. Unfortunately, his all caps and weird binary quirk causes him to fail the first level and be trapped forever in the book. He finally fights his way out, taking damage in the process.
This is getting a little annoying.
Time for some team-work.
CHAIN-ATTACK: START!!!
Hank launches himself up at Binary and when he reaches Binary, slams in his mutated arm, then stretches it out, creating what looks like almost a red-lightning bordered window through the glitchiness right to Binary himself.
Crit-buff action
How this particular chain-attack is going to work: every person who works on it can add a damage action, which will add damage onto however much gets dealt at the end, or a crit-buff action, which adds onto a damage multiplier that will be applied to the damage 'meter' right before the attack is unleashed. Right now the crit-meter is at a 1, and no damage has been applied
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Alright, I'll see if I can withhold my charge.
Also, I'll see if I can work on the chain attack.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution ready.
Orbit Control: 27/50
Unholy Assault: 2/50
I use another Chivalrous Chop on Project Binary, providing a sturdy, downward chop as the name suggests.
Just wear this thing down already! I'll stomp the Godmodder into the earth once he's back up, for the sake of wine! (no pun intended)
Sword Damage: 119K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Fusionmak Nanorifle: 5/11
Antigrav Diamondboard: 4/4 Complete!
Antimatter Blast: 4/5
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Antigrav Diamondboard -c Small Rocket Engine -c Pink Paint = Amy's Hoverboard.
Hmm. Maybe Midna will need this.
Lothyra plucks a DARKSABER HILT and some TRON LINES from her bag and hands them to Midna.
You may want to use these in the sword you are alchemizing. Just think of it as me making up for taking your flesh without permission. I also noticed that you do not have Pesterchum. I will give you something that I shall also alchemize for somebody else... Anyhow, take care.
She walks away and mutters under her breath.
Once I get back to my station and fuse your genetic code and ectobiology report together, I'll know every biological detail about your body. And then I'll use your DNA to find out exactly what you are.
She then shoots all five duplicates and the two small versions of iAntimak at Binary, adding to Hank's Chain Attack. The attacks are infused WITH THE POWER OF THE FEZ! Bender gets up and stares at Binary.
So that's how you treat BENDER, huh! WELL FINE! I'LL GO BUILD MY OWN SUPERCOMPUTER! WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! YOU KNOW WHAT! FORGET THE SUPERCOMPUTER! Eh, screw the whole thing.
He then shoots his Nanomag Glober, enchancing his attack due to his recent utterance. It also adds to Hank's chain. Bender then EMP's Binary, increasing the crit meter of Hank's Chain Attack.
DARKSABER HILT: The hilt of a lightsaber that seems to suck in energy. When activated, it emits a black plasma that has a white electrical aura surrounding it. BTW, Maniac, this is a darksaber.
TRON LINES: Yep.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Diamond Sword && Sample of Initial Teaching Alphabet 1/?
Diamond Sword && Sample of Unifon 1/?
(You do realize that your chain attack will probably be nerfed by the Curse of Repetitiveness, right?)
I recite an incantation in the totally magical totally ancient language of Proto-Lojban. It causes a ball of life to slowly materialize. All players are healed!
The incantation glosses to:
"[untranslatable, 1 word] without sharp [untranslatable, 1 word]
within part-of land [untranslatable, 2 words]
upon [untranslatable, 1 word] leg (dual) [first person dual]
[first person singular] we call [the] [untranslatable, 2 words]"
Alchemy at 2. I use the Twiliblade to launch a laser straight at Binary.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 5/11
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 2/??
Realism > Fine 1/10
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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> R. K.: Riddling' Binary with laser bullets!
> K4yne: And i throw some bombs at Project Binary.
"Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend."
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: 2
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
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Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: CO: Reacharound Binary
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x17, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 1/11
Gib Typhhon > Fine 1/11
I question why Ultramarine's description was so lame compared to these two lower level alchemies.
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 3/??
Realism > Fine 2/10
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Preparation 29/50
I equip the Hazel Wand. Next, I begin muttering incessantly, directing the arcane tool at Binary. Before ceasing the muttering, I fuse creation energy together in my wand in a manner not unalike that of a star. Golden energy radiates off of my wand, a contrast to my dark violet robes, I assure you. Anyhow, violet bolts of energy leap from one end of the wand tip, race down the edge, and into the other end. I begin to concentrate. Immediately, the Hazel Wand appears to become green silhouette into a sun approximately the size of two universes. Arcane energy begins to sunder reality itself, causing rather large amounts of Nox to bleed in through slices in existential matter/code, dripping down into the infinite abyss. I draw energy from this dark fluid, evaporating it instantly. To fuel my inevitable attack, I cast Maelstrombound. And to boost the damage, apparently. Still slightly disappointed about that, but I digress. Anyhow, I arc the wand down, causing a large amount of creation energy to ignite into a blaze of nightmarish eldritch energy, slightly infused with the original creation. The two collide, serving as dual catalysts. The vaporous Nightmare Fuel spirals about the creation aura, derived from the FEZ, surrounding my wand, creating a sort of intertwined fusion of arcane energy. The tip of the Hazel Wand begins to suck in the light around it, pulling away the illumination in a bid to continue to obtain energy. Upon this revelation, I flick the energized wand at Binary, and wait. A wave of mixed creation and oblivion energy congeals into a bolt of pure arcana, and begins to accelerate towards Binary. With my telekinetic prowess, I instantaneously accelerate the bolt to the speed of light, smashing it into Binary immediately. No need for dramatic scenes at this point. There is only efficiency. As an afterthought, I unleash the Maelstrombound spell I energized on Binary, staring into the depths of the results. Finally, I project a shockwave of withering energy, due to the Withervis Stave infused with my wand, at Binary, seeking to use it to cancel out the Wither on the field. However, if I am unsuccessful, I deactivate the curse before it can merge with the original.
I alchemize Brainfreezer > Fine 1/???.
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Incidentally, I am entering a somewhat more intense period of my schoolwork, which, while it will not consume the entirety of my free time, will leave me with rather less brainpower. Aaanyway, I'll be posting a little less, or at least later in the day, for the next six weeks. Probably.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870