My Action: I point out that /kill works on ENTITIES, not players (I used it to kill rogue enderdragons in my creative world multiple times). I also point out that since the godmodder did not take the bet, I get to use the healing potion to restore all my HP. I then point out that I just shot a giant tazer at Project Binary.
SCP Foundation Action: "Screw the unknown entity, we need to kill Project Binary!". Though the nuke probe is launched to try and stop the entity, the Foundation then follows up by sending in several Mobile Task Forces to blast Project Binary with machine guns, to little effect. Then, someone scores a critical hit, hitting an unprotected section of Project Binary. 2/10 Unknown Entity.
Since it is my birthday today, I ask the GM for a "Birthday Crit Bonus", if you will.
I use COMBAT OPERANDI: ACQUISITION LV. 5- BILLIONARE on Project B1nary!
Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = The Bonper 6/11
The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 5/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 6/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 5/30 (Irecreeper'd)
I inappropriately attempt to slay Binary with Sunrise, regardless of whether I am currently capable of doing so. If I fail, I just summon Clubs Deuce, and get him to pilot the extremely deadly DRONEGORG to fight Binary with. Using his incredible knowledge of explosives, he blows Binary up in the most efficient way possible. I then pull out CARCINOGENESIS and riddle Binary with holes. I then dupe and drink another Potion of Nectar.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 2/11
Uh. Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus 1/?? (Why not, healing water gun.)
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 7/9
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Okay, let me tell you guys a story....
Once upon a time, last Christmas, I got LBP3! I was so excited, and once I started playing it, I saw all the potential, the amazement, everything. Well, yesterday I finally beat it. So, I lanced at the community and Popit Puzzles, then decided to go back to story and play the bonus levels I didn't play. So, I went on story....
....And all my progress was gone....
I have no idea what happened, since it happened WHILE THE GAME WAS STILL ON! I am so angry and sad, I make it a beam and fire it at Binary.
Alchemy finished. I test it out by slicing Binary with it.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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FYI, we're all on really low health.
I catch a residual flicker of the Life Orb in a magnetic containment bottle, then begin feeding it power from my reactor, which it converts into more of itself...
After some time, I remove the bottle and allow the new Orb to free-float, still gathering power...
Once it reaches the size of my fist, I fire the somewhat damaged, but still functional, Transceiver I used to help heal Cipher back up and jack it directly into the Orb, increasing the input from my eight-gigawatt suit reactor to the several petawatts the Transceiver can still manage...
Eventually, once I decide it's gotten big enough, I unplug the Transceiver, then catch the Orb in my left hand.
I close my fist, absorbing the new Orb into myself!
The backlash knocks me thirty meters backwards, to the edge of the platform.
After a moment, I get back up, my left palm glowing with pearlescent flame, then walk over to, say, Fseftr, and grab, uh... {Him? Her?} By the forehead, sending a tiny fraction of the incandescent Life I now carry to heal!
Wincing occasionally as my own wounds heal, pushing embedded fragments of metal out, I repeat the process with Maniac, then Generic, then walk onwards...
I load a baseball pitching machine with a certain mix of exploding baseballs, regular baseballs, and diamond spheres in a certain order.
I then open fire at Binary.
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I then launch some, and by some I mean the entire contents of Aperture's storage, Aperture Science Duplicating Edgeless Safety Cubes at Binary for good measure.
Then I hire all the Scouts in TF2 to throw Baseballs at Binary.
Also, Black Text Guy has a message for you, Twin.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal engie with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x16, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
I am an AI controlling a Minecraftian, Amperzand, neither of which come with a gender.
However, you may think of me as either gender, depending on your preferences.
Also, my operator has instructed me to tell you she wishes to come on your tour.
She also suggests you should care more about your own well-being. I concur.
My Action: I create a small field that slows down time by 10x relative to the outside (10 seconds inside equals 1 second outside, edges are gradual to avoid impacts of switching between 1x time and 10x time), stick a medium-sized autocannon in it, then have the autocannon fire outwards at Project Binary. The difference between time zones causes the shots to fire 10x as fast and impact at 10x the speed.
SCP Foundation Action: The MTF forces switch to explosive rounds in an attempt to do more damage, resulting in the shots actually doing something to Project Binary. However, they run out of ammo and retreat. They find a large ammo supply crate (conveniently inside the slow time field), and head there to stock up.
Unknown Entity Action: The unknown entity continues to approach...
3/10 Unknown Entity
Wait, didn't I alchemize another Troper's Antimatter Armor?
Lothyra then throws Troper's Antimatter Armor using an electromagnetic field at Binary. After that, she shoots Binary with a duplicate iAntimak. Bender turns toward Binary.
Hey Purple Wheatley! Stop being stupid!
While Binary is reeling from that insult, Bender shoots him with his Nanomag Glober, but his shot is supercharged WITH THE POWER OF THE FEZ.
I once again inappropriately attempt to use SUNRISE on Binary. I then build a pile of alchemies, and then attempt to rest in one for whatever reason. This promptly fails when I realize that most of my alchemized items are deadly weapons with pointy edges. I then throw the pile of alchemies at Binary in a rage, as well as slinging some incredibly pointy d8s.
I look over to Netpatham and see him griping and whining about his new Spoil. To make him stop whining, I then steal all of his Hard-Light related weaponry and gear and give it to Cobalt.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 3/11
Uh. Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus 2/??
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 8/9
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 3/?) Uh, Twin? You didn't state what this is?
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Continuing the chain...
No baseball game is truly a baseball game without concessions and fans! I quickly find millions of baseball fans, and give them free tickets for the big game if they fire a on-hand Infinity Bow at Binary! Binary is soon covered in millions of arrows as the seats are loaded! As for the concessions, I plop a giant cheese slice over binary, squirt mustard all over him, put him between two buns, and somehow manage to eat the resulting Binary-dog in a bite! I quickly digest it five seconds later because he's kind of got to die, and also because it wasn't tasty at all. Thus, I settle for regular concessions-and summon waves upon waves of trucks, all fulled to the brim with standardized baseball concessions, right behind Binary! They drive all over him in an attempt to get to the stadium!
It's almost time for the big finisher! Wrap up, for those who haven't already joined in...Bluh. Yeah, I'm stopping chain attacks for a while after this.
My Action: I use the Teraporter to phase a cluster of hostile nanobots inside Project Binary's body, allowing them to activate and tear up his internal organs.
SCP Foundation Action: The reloaded MTF forces open fire again, and this time they do massive damage: partially due to being inside the time warp field, and partially because the new ammo they reloaded with was phasing explosive rounds, which phase inside Project Binary's body and detonate for huge damage.
Unknown Entity Action: The entity continues to approach, with the probe on an intercept course. The probe cannot get a detailed visual on the entity, and the entity appears to have not spotted the probe. However, gravitational sensors around the planet show that the incoming entity is large enough to affect the planet's gravitational pull (not significantly enough to impact anything, just enough to be picked up by sensors).
And Hank's revival counter resets again. Three actions this round, you guys can do it! 0/3
vvv: oops, I'm blind. Sorry. Fixing this post!
Hank sputters, looks around groans, and then stumbles to his feet.
Red lightning flashes around him, continuing to zap all the golden drops of rain.
Fine.
I guess its still not my time yet.
Hank looks around.
He twitches a little bit. gorilla
I've gotta get rid of this stuff.
Somehow...
He looks at Binary.
And judging from who everyone is aiming at...
I have a pretty good idea who to target.
Hank slams his mutated fist into the platform that everyone is standing on.
A massive wave of red lightning rumbles out of it, spreading out in a wave pattern, rippling over the edge in a massive wall of red power.
You may have more power than I do Binary.
But I have more experience with it.
The massive wave crashes into Binary. Improbability energy vs. Glitch energy. The evolved manifestation of its predecessor. There is a massive explosion. And then another.
Hank straightens up as the wave of massive, crackling energy continues to smash into Binary.
That's not going to hurt him.
But it will definitely make it hard for him to see or hit us.
As long as the Fez rain continues, the wave of improbability energy will continue to smash into Binary's glitchiness, obstructing his view and attacks, greatly reducing the effectiveness of his attacks.
Project Binary fights back against the improbability energy thanks to the Glitch, and manages to contain it in a sphere! The Glitch then corrupts it and destroys it! However, the energy will cause him to not be able to attack three players.
Um. Three actions happened? Whatever. /null
Okay then. Well, I am going to make the Nightfall Armor. But anyways, it's time to punch something. I put on some boxing gloves, then take them off and put the Cascade Armor back on. I then proceed to use Typheus' Might to summon a giant whirlwind, lifting up the Elsewhere General Hospital. I then proceed to crush it and reform the debris into a giant fist, which I shove into Binary, while it's rotating fast enough to drill straight through him.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 1/11
Sparklers finished. (Jane's God-Hood && Wands)
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 6/9
THE SPARKLERS: A set of red wands emblazoned with a white version of the Life symbol. Red sparks emanate from the tips of the wands and imbue them with a profound sense of life energy. They are able to use life magic, and their most powerful tactic is reviving a target. However, they can only revive someone once.
Mein Gott... the Fez does that, am I wrong? 450K damage...
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution: 50/50 COMPLETE!
Orbit Control: 25/50
Is it okay if I summon an entity right now? If not, I can wait until the Godmodder becomes the main enemy again.
When he does, I'll pummel him to the floor, tear him in half with my sword, and blast him into oblivion with my shotgun!!
Makes sense that an evil god clad in dark armor, sword and shield included, has a shotgun...
Don't question me. I might have been drunk when I forged it.
Let's see how my martial arts skills are...
I approach Project Binary as my fists and feet erupt into a purple flame.
"Let's get this party started!"
I then unleash a left hook on Project Binary, followed by a right hook and a roundhouse kick. A few seconds later, I slam Project Binary down, before performing an uppercut, knocking it into the air, jump up to meet it, while in the process uppercutting both hands into it, propelling the flames from my fists, and drop-kick it on the way down with my two feet, passing on their flames to their point of impact.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
If you summoned it now, it would most likely die quickly.
Hank watches the waves of energy continue.
Now, that may not have hurt him.
He pulls out the emerald nova.
But THIS will.
He transforms it into its rifle form, then levels it at Binary.
Red energy crackles down its length and the green sight turns a dark, dark crimson.
Eat lead you son of a *****
He opens fire.
The bullets are not what they normally are.
If the emerald nova's usual state is a regular black power firearm, then this is a railgun.
And one of the nifty person-piercing railguns too.
A storm of red lightning arcs out of the gun into Binary's form, unleashing massive amounts of damage in a very short period of time.
The Emerald Nova deals 2,500,000 damage to Project Binary! The next three attacks against Project Binary will minicrit! He is immune to Fear!
I guess...This can be fancier constructivation....?
SCIENCE!
I guess I had best do some comparison testing.
I open fire with the Hard Light Gun on Binary, and simultaneously use the Disruptor-Projector to launch a barrage of explosive hard-light projectiles at Binary.
I then put up a shield with the Disruptor-Projector whilst eating a Golden Apple from that massive glitchiness attack.
The Hard-Light Gun fires hundreds of rounds of Hard-Light Bullets at Project Binary, dealing 1,500,000 damage to him! The Disruptor-Projector deals an additional 600,000 damage!
The Snapper complete
Toxicide 8/11
The Screenfreezer 3/7
I reveal that I was saving some of the life energy from the OEIS Grid for myself! In particular, the A046859 series has not been assimilated, so I heal myself with the power of the Ackermann function.
Speaking of the Ackermann function, I attack Binary A(g64,g64) times with every weapon at my disposal, simultaneously cutting through him with the Nuclear Powersaw, firing on him with all of my M134s, etc. Eventually, I finish and get tired, so I just sit back and take out the Unicoder. Editing his code, I come across his "takeDamage" routine. I turn it into an endless recursive function, causing Binary to take damage infinitely whenever he takes damage. I then fire the Snapper and Chemocide at him... well, you know the rest - endless recursive function, endless damage, Binary fixes it after several days of trying to read my heavily obfuscated code that is so unreadable even a supercomputer like Binary takes 3 whole days to figure out what I changed and how to fix it, then once he's done he realizes that I have been spraying him with fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride the entire time and Elsewhere General Hospital is now hurtling towards him at relativistic speeds.
THE SNAPPER: A modified version of the Heatfreezer that can shoot crystalline bullets made of SCP-409 in addition to SCP-009! Upon coming into contact with flesh, the flesh will rapidly crystallize and suffer massive damage! +4 HP to you!
Half a heart is left, but don't die, die, die, die!
My absolutely amazing singing heals people.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x3 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of Cats Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
+2 Potions
Potion of Night Vision O0O Potion of magnification = Potion of Cats Eye done. Well, guess I won't need it now.
This p- probably won't work, but whatever. Wilson attacks Binary with a splash potion of frostbite. At least I'll be able to attack again soon. Just as soon as everything stops sp- spinning...
+1 HP to everyone!
POTION OF CAT'S EYE: A potion that greatly strengthens the vision of the user, allowing them to see well in dark areas, and to have extremely clear vision at all times, zooming in and out at objects like a camera!
The Glitch causes the potion to hit an invisible wall and, despite all conventional Minecraft physics, bounce off of the wall and into Erelye and Tazz! 5 damage to them!
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 2/?) Uh, Twin? You didn't state what this is?
In any case...Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Yes I'm double spacing these, the editor is really hating me today. I proceed to toss Critmist Potions out to myself, Net, Cobalt, and TT2000, and execute another chain attack: The Old Ballgame! Yes, it's Baseball themed, why do you ask?
Of course, no baseball-themed offensive can even begin without having a stadium to play in, so I take the Origin Wands, thoroughly empowered by the rain of creation, and use their power to construct the greatest, most wonderful baseball stadium ever devised: The Elsewhere Baseball Stadium! The coolest part about it is that it flies with the power of jet engines blaring out the bottom. As a demonstration, I make the thing hover over binary for a minute, allowing him to taste burning jet fuel.
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky Majjyyks = Nail Clipper (Level 1: 1/2)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence && Every Piano Ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 1/8)
METRONOME: A metronome used to keep track of tempo. It ticks back and forth.
{AND NOW, WE'RE THE ONES WHO NEED HEALING! BUT, I THINK I'VE GOT THAT SORTED...}
???: The power surrounding the Medic bots fades, allowing full view of the result. A huge construction, at least 27 times as large as a normal MVM tank (read: 3X bigger in each direction), decorated with the Medic class symbol on each side and mounted on 6 powerful legs, strides out of the fog of power, crackling with lightning. The top of the Meditank opens, and a cannon assembles itself out into the open, lightning transferred to the cannon halfway through construction. The cannon then clicks forward, a Medigun handle assembling behind it, but instead of one of the known Medigun variants, this one appears to be constructed of an entirely unique handle. For one, there is no actual handle itself, and the wire heads downwards into the Meditank at a 90 degree angle instead of a more natural curve like a regular Medigun would have. Also, it looks like it's been constructed of Silver and Diamond, instead of whatever black stuff is usually used. Probably some kind of plastic.
{AH BUILT THAT!}
A typical-looking bomb ejects itself from the front of the Meditank's Medicannon, but a mechanism at the front of the Meditank catches it, holding it in place. The front of the bomb swings away, revealing another Medic class symbol inside the bomb in place of the usual Hazard symbol. The segments of the bomb rotate, locking into place when the class symbol inside has been set properly, and the front of the bomb swings back on, locking in place. Afterwards, the mechanism lets go of the bomb, which bounces off the front of the Meditank once, then explodes.
*KERBOOM*
Medigun energy, blasted outwards by the bomb, flows into every injured player (excluding myself), replenishing their health by a substantial amount. The Meditank itself is shoved backwards, but manages to hold it's ground, then trudges forward to the front of the platform, facing Binary. A device activates, the same device that had been on the Quick-Fixes earlier, projecting a shield that extends not only in front of the Meditank to the sides of the platform, but also backwards, over the top of the players. A shield which burns ablaze on the outside with a brilliant white fire, spelling destruction to all those who would threaten the Meditank and it's allies. One of the Medic bots now piloting the Meditank, the one called MEDIC!, climbs on top of the Medicannon and does the Pop It Don't Drop It dance, flipping off Binary in the process.
Outside of the protection of the Meditank's shield, the crystal-and-metal titan that I currently am suddenly roars, the level 7777 Sentry begins firing the many many miniguns that went into it's creation at Binary again, and the background turns into a storm of colours, Gray and White and the power of the Fez swirling against Orchid and the power of the Glitch. Even the red lightning storm produced by Hank gets to fill in small parts, dragged into the swirls of colour and power. The end result would definitely not look out of place in some kind of concert. Power radiates from the camera I use for an eye, then fires, a beam of all-consuming Gray energy aimed at Binary, shoving code from the environment out of the way and illuminating the fantastic display of art taking place around the battlefield.
Real world, somewhere in an undisclosed location: Gray light seeps into an abandoned room, gathering into the air. This facility is an old one, but it still has some workers here. Not at the moment, though, since it is night time. All that there is in the building is a couple of night guards, scattered around to ensure nobody stumbles upon here at the wrong time. Some question why they are here at all, if nobody ever looks for this place, but they know better than to voice their opinions. Ever since the orchid words had appeared in the sky, they had remained silent, keeping their thoughts to themselves. Back to the abandoned room. The light sinks to the ground, arranging itself into a very particular construction. 9 feet tall, and nearly as wide, a machine designed for one purpose feels the chill of the night air around it, and looks around, finding nobody nearby. The drone laughs quietly, a strange sound from a familiar being.
"Back in the real world. An interesting place. Wonder where I've ended up? It does not matter. When the time comes, and I am needed here, I'll be ready. Look out, real world, Engie's here."
Mainframe: So, now that I've got a drone deployed there, if something crops up I can quickly respond to it. Entity body at 10% complete. Stage 1 at 8% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. Perhaps I should move my drone away from there, to a better location. No point in leaving it there, otherwise Binary might begin to suspect something, and then that'll cause impractical problems. But that thing controls the satellite network, most likely, so technically, anywhere on the surface would not do. To the skies, it seems. The ocean would be nice, but water could prove to be a nuisance for stealth. The facility looks nearly abandoned, but I'd better make damn sure, just to be safe.
+5 HP to every player!
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
You're going to have to explain to me how you got to Earth.
I swear. ANOTHER BLOODY COMBO. The Curse of Repetitiveness will catch up soon.
Preparation 24/50
Why in the world would I stop using the Pyramidion? That was certainly an interesting bit. I briefly consider the meaning of the final screen. I am likely overthinking it, but it seems intriguing. It was either something vital to our survival, or a complete coincidence, and likely the latter. Binary has nothing to do with me in particular. I am not a larger threat than any of the other players here, and I would not cooperate with him, unless he were offering me one of the few things I desire, which I doubt he can grant. Therefore, the thing must be a coincidence.
If I can do so without dying or being severely harmed, I open my Inky Door, and research whatever is within. The secrets of reality are not going to unravel themselves for me. If I am harmed by the opening of this door, I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks. For that matter, I could probably use the Voidviewer to commune with the Secret of the Void, but that would be obscene.
Anyhow, I give a final wave to Bill as he leaves. Next, I consider the possibilities. I could kill almost every single one of you without a problem at this moment. So... tempt- no, there is no time for sarcastic murderous doubts. Still, the joys of having a defense.
Anyhow, I draw the Hazel Wand, empowered with the fires of creation. In fact, I fuse this energy with the internal wand core of the tool itself in a semi-permanent manner, fusing all of my attacks with creation for the foreseeable future. No use in wasting the potency. Directly after the infusion process is completed, I fire off a bolt of pure energy at Binary. Not merely any form of energy. Violet flames dance off of my eyes as I stare at Binary, eyes appearing to pierce through it. I am not going to attempt to pervade its mind. While I am probably far more gifted in the arts of mental manipulation than Ire is, I know that I cannot bend a will to my own. Regardless, I fire two monolithic eyeblasts of violet psionic energy at Binary. The second they leave my eyes, they streak towards Binary at alarming speeds. Just before they strike him, I fuse them with a minuscule trace of creation energy. Just for the damage. After this fight, I assure you I will be utterly sick of the stuff. Next, I put the Hazel Wand away. Why such a short post, you ask? Apparently, Battle Techniques that take a sentence to use deal four hundred thousand more damage than a veritable miniature essay. As such, I cast Maelstrombound on Binary.
When I meant "you", I meant that as a general statement for all the players. I probably should have been more clear about that.
You open the Inky Door and peer into it. You see a massive expanse of ink, and a bright shining object in the middle of it. It almost seems like a jar.
The tendrils of electricity faded with the power I was channeling, but noisome dark smoke is seeping from the cracks in my armor, the metal of my left gauntlet nearly white-hot, though cooling with a low *tic...tic...tic*, and my right hand is wholly frozen up, encased in a good three inches of ice...
In fact, I might seem to be dead, were it not for the ever-present whine of the reactor working... It hitches, hitches again, stops... The plating of its housing begins to glow the dull red of impending meltdown, the smoke thickening... The reactor sputters, hitches, restarts, albeit now with a threateningly arrhythmic rattling in the undertone.
"Hah... That was less than good for my health... ...hah..."
My gauntlet-arms remain unmoving, but the rest of the Demimech comes back to life with a whirr of motors and a hiss of hydraulics, drawing weapons in the fully-mechanical arms as it moves forward, trailing smoke and a visible pall of Monochromic radiation...
"You're gonna burn, Binary. You are going to BURN."
I raise every weapon at my disposal and, still staggering in Binary's direction, open fire with a disturbing lack of my usual pinpoint fire discipline, spraying cataclysm across half the platform!
All charges progress!
800,000 damage to Project Binary! 10 damage to Tazz, Erelye, and generic!
Toxicide 9 of 11
The Screenfreezer 4/7
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper 1/7?
I challenge Binary to a game of Nuclear Baseball! The object is simple: You have to play a game of standard baseball, except that instead of a baseball... YOU HAVE A NUKE.
Anyway, I clone Elsewhere Stadium and teleport Binary there. I then force him to catch while I fire a Cobalt Shade Corporation Nuclear Relativistic IWAY NetHack Potato Justin Bieber Survival Multiplayer Explosive Alloy Deseret Shavian Osmanya Carian Lycian Lydian Potato Bacon Taco Highway Expressway Office Word Excel PowerPoint Access Publisher Sumerian Akkadian Elamite Hittite Creative Justin Bieber Rebecca Black Michael Rosen Billy Mays Death Sword Bow Axe Pickaxe Implosive Bilabial Labiodental Dental Alveolar Singular Dual Triple Plural Pikachu Anime Roflcopter Mary Sue Destroying Live Chicken Eating Racism Eradicating Epic Awesome Adjective Goes Here Ebola Lassa Fever Marburgvirus Laryngitis Hydrogen Plutonium Osmiridium Carbon Exploding Decillion Flaming Troll Summoning Deudly Sweet Bro Hella Jeff Geromy Peaches Ingwaz Tengwar Cirth Microsoft Apple Google Hard Light Spike Making Welsh Sword Wielding Noob Eradicating Chlorine Trifluoride Spraying ChairDoor Firing Origin Wand Pair Duplicating Modifier Adjective Goes Here Descriptive Phrase Goes Here Occupational Hazard Causing Logic Bringing Reality Playing Nuclear Beer Taco Baseball at him with a nuke launcher. It is a baseball with a 10,000,000 kt nuclear bomb inside the baseball. It is also larger than Binary and tracks him. Binary is unable to dodge and explodes.
(THIS IS PART OF THE BASEBALL CHAIN)
> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK TWO => NUCLEAR BASEBALL
1,300,000 damage to Project Binary!
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper = The Sharpener (Level 7: 1/8)
I stagger backwards, then fall to the ground, billowing black smoke now, the recoil from my ill-handled weapons fire combining with my injuries to leave me on the brink of death...
Flickers of the Glitch snap through my armor at random, corrupting even as the temporal instability from my screwed-up reactor reverts the damage, leaving only the phantom pains reaming out my nervous system, and the terrified messages from my HUD informing me that my flesh is in extremely bad shape, my armor in barely better, and my weapons overheated or out of ammunition...
The auto-medic systems engage, work for a few seconds, then inform me that they have run out of supplies...
Gray ice, veined with silver, spreads along the inside of the Demimech, then creeps inwards, caking opened arteries with frost, pinning shut wounds with silver spines...
The ice crackles through the rents in my plating, quickly forming a thin, segmented shell around the nearly-shattered Adminium...
My gauntlet arms crunch back into mobility, pushing me to my feet.
"Heh, so, that hurt."
{In case it was not obvious, this heals me, and maybe gives me some kind of damage resistance.}
Toxicide 10/11
The Screenfreezer 5/7
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper 2/7?
I begin to channel the powers of the Really Sucky Electronics that I mostly made up on the spot by summoning them with the Origin Wands:
LJN 512X: A console that looks like a Sega Genesis with a Sega 32X inserted except poop brown floats up. It is actually the LJN 512X, with a game library smaller than the Virtual Boy - in fact, only one game is for it. I put the game, which is SUPERMAN 256, the sequel to Superman 64, into the slot on the top and... KABOOM! Superman flies through Elsewhere's airspace and mistakes Binary for a set of rings. He rams Binary several thousand times in four seconds.
game.net: A console that looks like the game.com but white floats up. It is actually the game.net, the unofficial sequel to the game.com. It is a total piece of explosive diarrhea. Its only game is Cheetahmen III, which is even glitchier and even more unfinished than Cheetahmen II! I put the game in and it floats over to Binary, glitches into a Cheetahman who abuses a flying glitch to fly directly over Binary and drop down onto him at relativistic speeds.
Parental Controls: A computer floats up and merges with Binary. Suddenly, he is unable to do anything and cannot do anything except play edutainment games. He is also forced to go to kindergarten every day, including on the weekends, for 24 hours a day. His processors overload and fail entirely.
Diarrheatari 6900: A console that looks like the Atari 7800, but larger and covered in explosive diarrhea, floats up. It is the Diarrheatari 6900. I stick a baseball game in, making this one console part of the Baseball chain, which causes little pixelated baseballs to float up to Binary. There are about nine ducentillion (9603) baseballs coming at him from all directions. They somehow damage his hard light avatar as soon as they touch him or end up in the same space as his hard-light avatar.
Homework Online: Binary is forced to do homework all day, every day, 24+leapsecond/7-365.2425. He is unable to do anything besides bore himself with boring homework and install viruses. He ends up installing CIH on his system to end the pain.
Blazeitstation 420: A PlayStation 2 only green floats up. It is the Blazeitstation 420! It immediately shoots a beam at Binary, infecting him with a variant of Windows Crazy Colors. He is so disoriented by the virus that he deals even more damage to himself.
POOP'EMBox Thirty-Seven: An Xbox One only larger and covered in feces floats up. It is the POOP'EMBox Thirty-Seven! There is only one game, a roguelike called POOP'EM, which is a fork of NetHack. Binary is forced to play this game and win 65,535 games in a row! The game is rigged - the Wizard of Yendor, Famine, Pestilence and Death appear as soon as you start and kill you! In addition, you always spawn on a lava pit! Every time Binary dies, he takes damage!
Super Crappy Entertainment System: An SNES with the color scheme of a potato floats up! It is the SCES - the Super Crappy Entertainment System! The SCES has three games, which I put in in a random order! The first game makes the SCES glow and fire laser beams at Binary! The second game makes the SCES fly up to Binary's eye and stab it! And the third game, Barney's Stupid Adventure, is a game about Barney the Dinosaur that is so horrible Binary gets internal errors and corrupts some of his data into the Bumerang virus due to how bad it is!
Potatoware PC: A "gaming" PC with a transparent case floats up! It is the Potatoware PC! Though it has the best hardware and software on the planet, it is unable to even run Pong! It merges with Binary temporarily, forcing him to run his code on the Potatoware PC! He gets hundreds of thousands of out-of-memory errors!
RS-Zone: A modified R-Zone floats up! It is the RS-Zone, short for the Really Sucky-Zone! It has two games: Justin Bieber's Singing Adventure and Microsoft Sam's Big Vacation: The Really Bad Video Game Adaptation: I put both games in at the same time and attach it to Binary's head. It blinds him and displays memetics that he is unable to block, giving him the Really Sucky Virus and the Really Nooby Virus.
FINALE: All the electronics float and orbit Binary. They then blast him with a laser beam, forcing him to play Superman 64, the Zelda CD-i games, Hotel Mario, ET for the Atari 2600, and several other terrible games.
Hmmm. What shall I call this substance? How about Diamondium?
She then notices that almost everyone is near death. She uses her antimatter powered Austrailium medigun to heal everybody else. Right before she can heal herself, the Mini Antimak on it begins to beep loudly.
Oh crap.
She then throws the medigun at Binary, where it explodes when its Mini Antimak's antimatter breaches containment. She then alchemizes Troper's Nuke Armor & Diamondium (Diamond Nanogel) and shoots Binary with her iAntimak. Bender picks up his Nanomag Glober.
I still need more power. Aw, screw it. I can still use this now while my real weapon is going to be alchemized.
He alchemizes Nanomag Glober > Fine, then opens fire with Nanomag Glober on Binary.
P.S. GUYS! THE ECHELADDER IS UNLOCKED! USE YOUR ABILITIES IF YOU WANT TO DEFEAT BINARY IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK TO BREAK OPEN THE MYSTERY GATE!
DIAMOND NANOGEL: A substance that has all the properties of carbon nanogel, yet it is made out of diamond.
NANOMAG GLOBER: A carbon nanogel rifle with a built-in miniature tokamak and miniature Tesla Globe. It can use magnetic wires to shape superheated plasma into ammo, and can also fire massive arrays of electricity to shock opponents and to condense into explosives.
Heh. Poor Twin. I eat Binary completely successfully, and I do indeed succeed, and this endeavor is successful, and Twin does not say I fail, and he does say I succeed, and something really weird happens.
Hey, Ire, it's time for you to cause some anarchic chaos. Use the Waluigi Thyme on Binary. Or maybe Twin. It's your choice, but do it.
Caledball: 7/11.
[REDACTED] Build, GLaDOS is still alive on Earth and she's trying to kill you. [REDACTED] Paradox Space has use for you yet. I can't let you die now.
Your attempt to eat Project Binary was an overwhelming success. 500,000 damage to him! However, he is so large that he bursts out of your stomach and you die!
See! That was something really weird!
Yeah, I know that. Project Binary's trying to do something too. That information doesn't help much.
LIL' CAVITY: A set of white-and-red wands that radiate with nightmare fuel, ender energy, and the power of marshmallows. Unlike most wands, the power of these wands comes from red orbs at the ends of the sticks, not the tips. They can be used to create demonic marshmallows imbued with the power of playing cards and the End, or as I like to call them, Cavities.
Life Fruit OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of Restoration (1/2)
Nightmare Fuel OOO Akward Potion = Potion of Night (1/2)
I, worried about my HP, and fearing a TKO next turn, run and grab 10 zillion golden apples! I scarf them all down, and they all act as a regen potion as well! But then I realize...eating them all gave me a balloon belly! I hop on an treadmill! It tells me that if I run at 1,000,000 miles per hour, I can get the weight off in 10 seconds! I try to do that! I fail! The extreme momentum from being thrown off the treadmill sends me crashing straight into Binary!
Twin, great job on the drawings, by the way. Anyhow, I kind of feel like I can see nearly everything at this point. I mean, I can examine everything from the fringes of the Void to your very thoughts. Nothing is safe. Well, almost nothing. If you are some form of theoretical entity who regularly voids themselves from existence, I suppose you will be relatively safe. However, for basically everybody else: I can see your thoughts, I know where you are, when you exist, and what your motives are. Hah.
In a singular fluid motion, I whip out the Hazel Wand, and proceed to fire a bolt of pure creation at Binary. Directly as it strikes, I proceed to twitch my wand around, drawing some sort of symbol in the air. Instantaneously, an amethyst mark is carved into Binary with what appears to be pure telekinetic force. Aubergine smoke wafts off of it, slowly rising into the upmost heights of the universe. All is absolutely silent for a few moments. Then, I spring into movement, wand pointed directly at the center of Binary's eye. I stare unblinkingly for a few moments, until something occurs. I say something because it is very unlikely anybody will know what is actually happening. Nothing visually happens, but it is quite obvious I have just cast some form of spell. A wave of some kind of invisible energy emanates from the tip of my wand, making the hair of all nearby stand on its end. It streaks faster than the speed of sound towards Binary, hitting it almost instantly. The pure force of the blast pushes the floating entity back some ten meters. However, the primary effect of the spell is far more devious, and effective. From the amethyst mark upon Binary, pure energy begins to creep from within. Cracks of violet sorcery begin to crawl across the surface of Binary, slowly encompassing it in the entirety. From the spindly cracks, runes of the same shade of aubergine as the smoke begin to pulsate, moving across the cracks in a manner akin to a highway. Suddenly, an opaque amethyst dome appears around Binary, clearly impervious to all methods of assault. Violet lighting leaps off the cracks on Binary within the dome, directing themselves straight back into our only adversary: Binary. This continues for several minutes, until the dome vanishes. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, I place a curse on Binary. This curse will activate upon attempting to attack a being, moving whatsoever, or living at the time of the curse being placed. The searing hot light exuded from the obvious activation of the curse is too bright to look at without going blind. When it fades, a rather large chunk of Binary is missing. Finally, with a few pulsations of my mind, Binary instantly superheats, expanding and compressing repeatedly for as long as I see fit, warping his structure to one clearly brittle and inflexible. I proceed to fire a second blast of creation energy into Binary. As an afterthought, I pour seventeen gallons of cormer shemotesh onto Binary, carefully avoiding contact with the liquid myself.
However, my attack is still not over. I cast Regicide on Binary, fusing the result with pure creation to amplify the already considerable effects. If needed, I order the TIE-Fighter I summoned to attack Binary.
I alchemize Concentrated Crystal Essence && Voidviewer && Thaumometer && Eye's Pyramidion 1/???. On that matter, I use the Eye's Pyramidion to search existence for any things of interest not actually occurring here, but somewhere else in the Trifecta.
I guess you being able to see everything is fitting for a Mind player. Although it would fit a Seer better...
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I heal engie with gib monsoon
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Binary
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x13, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Advanced Warfare > Fine 10/10
Gib Tsunami > Fine 10/10
Hey Richard, instead of attacking this turn, maybe you should help avert half of us dying.
+4 HP to engie!
400,000 damage to Project Binary!
DUTY CALLS: A modified version of Advanced Warfare that spouts much more deadly weaponry. All of its barrels can form one giant railgun that can unleash a devastating charge attack, healing allies and hurting opponents. It can also be used to call in and airstrike and teleport its user to a safe location when things get rough.
GIB TYPHOON: A modified version of Gib Tsunami whose umbrella is heavily upgraded. Being made out of lasers, it can be superheated with plasma to fire a death ray, and can also be reconfigured into an umbrella saw! Said superheated plasma can also be used to fuel the device's other weapons as well.
PRAISE THY FEZ OF MIGHT! MAY WITH ITS POWER BRING STRENGTH!
Action 2/3
Elemental Retribution at the ready.
Orbit Control: 26/50
Unholy Assault: 1/50
I plan Unholy Assault to be my second-to-last charge for this chain. The last charge I make will be a Realm of the Mad God charge.
Who are you planning to send to the slaughter now? You've already expended one of my commanders, Stheno the Snake Queen. I'm not too sure Limon's very eager about this suicide missions she's been assigned to. My commanders are not mooks, and I only have 3 left after Limon goes!
Don't worry about it. I won't summon Septavius anytime soon.
Septavius the Ghost God? Sure, he's a good strategist, but as long as Archdemon Malphas and Lord Ruthven are safe, I won't be particularly enraged.
If you want, I can send Malphas out to die instead.
No thanks, I'm fine.
Anyways, I perform Chivalrous Chop on Project Binary, slicing deep into its material.
The surfboard needs two more things.. and after that work on the real vehicle will begin.
Lothyra then alchemizes Antigrav Surfboard -c Diamond Nanogel. After that she presses a button on her personal iAntimak. The antimatter in it starts building up for a very large shot...
Antimatter Blast: 1/5
She then picks up a duplicate (of iAntimak) and shoots at Binary. Bender fires his Nanomag Glober (at Binary) again.
ANTIGRAV SURFBOARD: A totally rad surfboard that can double as a hoverboard, floating in the air!
=ACTION=
(Pretty sure using the Thyme now would destroy the universe about (insert Homestuck Arc Number) times over,)
Using the powers of the FEZ, I supercharge THE OTHER SIDE and fire a massive healing burst at all players!
My Action: I point out that /kill works on ENTITIES, not players (I used it to kill rogue enderdragons in my creative world multiple times). I also point out that since the godmodder did not take the bet, I get to use the healing potion to restore all my HP. I then point out that I just shot a giant tazer at Project Binary.
SCP Foundation Action: "Screw the unknown entity, we need to kill Project Binary!". Though the nuke probe is launched to try and stop the entity, the Foundation then follows up by sending in several Mobile Task Forces to blast Project Binary with machine guns, to little effect. Then, someone scores a critical hit, hitting an unprotected section of Project Binary. 2/10 Unknown Entity.
The Godmodder then points out that /kill is disabled on GodCraft, and that he usually clears things using WorldEdit. Therefore, the bet's terms could not even have taken place and you don't get the health potion.
The tazer deals 400,000 damage to Project Binary!
Critted additional 400,000 damage to Project Binary!
Since it is my birthday today, I ask the GM for a "Birthday Crit Bonus", if you will.
I use COMBAT OPERANDI: ACQUISITION LV. 5- BILLIONARE on Project B1nary!
Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = The Bonper 6/11
The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 5/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 6/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 5/30 (Irecreeper'd)
I inappropriately attempt to slay Binary with Sunrise, regardless of whether I am currently capable of doing so. If I fail, I just summon Clubs Deuce, and get him to pilot the extremely deadly DRONEGORG to fight Binary with. Using his incredible knowledge of explosives, he blows Binary up in the most efficient way possible. I then pull out CARCINOGENESIS and riddle Binary with holes. I then dupe and drink another Potion of Nectar.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 2/11
Uh. Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus 1/?? (Why not, healing water gun.)
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 7/9
...No! Not yet! Wait until he's at low health!
750,000 damage to Project Binary!
Additional 1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
+4 HP!
Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus = Medi Gun (Level 3: 1/4)
I continue to scan the cosmos for things of great interest relevant to our current situation, briefly focusing on the duck in the Twinmobile. Yes, just as I thought. That duck is actually the god-king of reality, and is the most powerful entity currently in this universe. /s Obviously not. It is just a duck.
Also, Happy Nostaurë, Modpack.
I wave my hand, and the Hazel Wand appears within it, proceeding to pulsate, becoming a silhouette to the Green Sun for a brief moment. This weapon is so unbelievably unstable, with all the links to the power source of the First Guardians, the Furthest Ring, and the other imbued energies. Luckily, I have utter control over it. Anyhow, I proceed to grip the Hazel Wand tightly, and concentrate. Time for a second test of this attack. Gray plasma begins to burst from the tip of the wand, sucking in the light around it. With a slight bit more concentration, violet bolts of static electricity leap from one part of the plasma to another. The ever-twitching orb of unadulterated plasmic substances begins to expand, pulsating more powerful bursts of lightning. This does not serve to mollify the deference I lose in my abilities upon seeing how slowly I am activating this. Perchance I should be more magnanimous with the distribution of the attack. Upon this stream of events, I realize something.
Elä! I etsat vanya. I Ando Lómen.
And, with this exclamation, I swing the Hazel Wand upwards in a precipitous fashion. Immediately, the gray plasma streaks out into a myriad of tentacular streams of gray plasma, all occasionally sparking off bolts of violet lightning. The tentacular streams swiftly swarm out across Elsewhere, the lightning gesticulating as a result. The plasmic streaks pierce directly through the platforms, melting through the flimsy material that makes them up. However, I, being the director of the attack, do not strike any players with the tentacles. Obviously, if I did, they would all die. If there are enough Sacred Items, I cast Woegothics as well to empower this attack. If not, I merely cast Horrorterror. Regardless, the tentacles (empowered with vaporous Nightmare Fuel), having expanded the fringes of GodCraft, begin to heat up to obscene levels. I mean the other end of GodCraft, not here, by the way. The plasma has likely melted through a large portion of GodCraft. This is likely one of the reasons why the attack has inexplicably grown in potency. Then, a small portion of the plasma (still around seventeen tentacles), causing hair to stand on end with the violet lightning, pierces through the available platform (the one originally hosting the Arrival). Immediately, the plasma heads towards its target. Seventeen tentacular streams of gray plasmic energy, exuding various quantities of violet lightning, melt through Binary, shocking him with a rather large amount of electricity. The plasmic energy, upon melting into Binary, proceeds to burst of of Binary's every orifice, firing various amounts of dark energy (slightly infused with creation) into it with destructive intent. I arc the Hazel Wand down, and every single bit of plasma around the entirety of the server generated by this attack vanishes. In that singular fluid motion, I also fire off a monolithic set of amethyst psionic eyeblasts at Binary. The vision of every single being within several miles is obscured by blinding light. When it subsides, Binary is certainly looking worse for wear. As an afterthought, I abruptly sink to the ground, wand in hand. Nearly immediately, I sink the excessively sharp tip into the platform. Pulses of Nightmare Fuel erupt from the impact, slowly draining the sanity of several beings in the immediate vicinity. However, as a result, several players, including myself, find themselves coated in liquid Nightmare Fuel, hopefully allowing them to survive a few attacks.
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Meanwhile, a singular universe away, an elf sits in his personal room within a meteor imbedded in a land of pines and tomes, having just ceased playing Minecraft. Now, we shall cut the third person. I stare at the screen for a few seconds, having just tabbed out to the desktop. It is difficult enough to kill that infernal computer without a First Guardian on a rampage of destruction, and an indestructible demon attempting to destroy reality in the real world. Regardless, this is likely the best course of action. I place my laptop upon my desk (having chose to not play in the lab out in public), and peer at the dark walls of the meteor lab. I could have sworn I saw... never mind. Anyhow, I exit my makeshift room, and walk down the dark corridors of the meteor for hours upon end, thinking. The reality of our situation is astounding. However, I doubt I, nor my friends, have the power, together or alone, to defeat any of these beings. Perhaps another could aid. However, that would be absurd. I doubt there are any living beings out there who wish to aid our situation, save perhaps my guardian. However, he is quite preoccupied. In this train of thought, I hear something in the hall, behind me, with my acute ears. Spinning around, I see Virnul. Not bothering to greet him, I stride over.
I see you've finally left your trance.
We both look around. Of course, directly behind Virnul is Araeva. She looks quite pleased with herself. Virnul runs a hand through his black hair, and peers at her through his glasses.
God ****ing dammit. Why are you such a genius?
And, at that, we arrive at the common room. I briefly watch Aravea and Virnul walk in, going to their computers. Araeva's messy, deep red, slightly Roxy-esque hair clashes brilliantly with Virnul's burgundy eyes. However, instead of going back to my room, as I originally intended, I step within the room, and begin to research on my computer, and in my various collection of times scattered across the room. This is going to be quite difficult, regardless of the material, I assure you.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item to invoke the command.
The attack, combined with your other one, deals 4,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
You and ManiacMasteR are protected from attack this turn!
Once upon a time, last Christmas, I got LBP3! I was so excited, and once I started playing it, I saw all the potential, the amazement, everything. Well, yesterday I finally beat it. So, I lanced at the community and Popit Puzzles, then decided to go back to story and play the bonus levels I didn't play. So, I went on story....
....And all my progress was gone....
I have no idea what happened, since it happened WHILE THE GAME WAS STILL ON! I am so angry and sad, I make it a beam and fire it at Binary.
Alchemy finished. I test it out by slicing Binary with it.
600,000 damage to Project Binary!
TWILIBLADE: A sword that looks like the Master Sword, forged from the same metal as the Fused Shadow. Upon activation, it glows pitch-black and can unleash devastating shadow magic on opponents.
I catch a residual flicker of the Life Orb in a magnetic containment bottle, then begin feeding it power from my reactor, which it converts into more of itself...
After some time, I remove the bottle and allow the new Orb to free-float, still gathering power...
Once it reaches the size of my fist, I fire the somewhat damaged, but still functional, Transceiver I used to help heal Cipher back up and jack it directly into the Orb, increasing the input from my eight-gigawatt suit reactor to the several petawatts the Transceiver can still manage...
Eventually, once I decide it's gotten big enough, I unplug the Transceiver, then catch the Orb in my left hand.
I close my fist, absorbing the new Orb into myself!
The backlash knocks me thirty meters backwards, to the edge of the platform.
After a moment, I get back up, my left palm glowing with pearlescent flame, then walk over to, say, Fseftr, and grab, uh... {Him? Her?} By the forehead, sending a tiny fraction of the incandescent Life I now carry to heal!
Wincing occasionally as my own wounds heal, pushing embedded fragments of metal out, I repeat the process with Maniac, then Generic, then walk onwards...
All charges progress!
+3 HP to you! +1 HP to fseftr, Maniac, and generic!
I load a baseball pitching machine with a certain mix of exploding baseballs, regular baseballs, and diamond spheres in a certain order.
I then open fire at Binary.
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I then launch some, and by some I mean the entire contents of Aperture's storage, Aperture Science Duplicating Edgeless Safety Cubes at Binary for good measure.
Then I hire all the Scouts in TF2 to throw Baseballs at Binary.
Also, Black Text Guy has a message for you, Twin.
> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK THREE => RECURSIVE BASEBALL
My Action: I create a small field that slows down time by 10x relative to the outside (10 seconds inside equals 1 second outside, edges are gradual to avoid impacts of switching between 1x time and 10x time), stick a medium-sized autocannon in it, then have the autocannon fire outwards at Project Binary. The difference between time zones causes the shots to fire 10x as fast and impact at 10x the speed.
SCP Foundation Action: The MTF forces switch to explosive rounds in an attempt to do more damage, resulting in the shots actually doing something to Project Binary. However, they run out of ammo and retreat. They find a large ammo supply crate (conveniently inside the slow time field), and head there to stock up.
Unknown Entity Action: The unknown entity continues to approach...
3/10 Unknown Entity
Wait, didn't I alchemize another Troper's Antimatter Armor?
Lothyra then throws Troper's Antimatter Armor using an electromagnetic field at Binary. After that, she shoots Binary with a duplicate iAntimak. Bender turns toward Binary.
Hey Purple Wheatley! Stop being stupid!
While Binary is reeling from that insult, Bender shoots him with his Nanomag Glober, but his shot is supercharged WITH THE POWER OF THE FEZ.
I once again inappropriately attempt to use SUNRISE on Binary. I then build a pile of alchemies, and then attempt to rest in one for whatever reason. This promptly fails when I realize that most of my alchemized items are deadly weapons with pointy edges. I then throw the pile of alchemies at Binary in a rage, as well as slinging some incredibly pointy d8s.
I look over to Netpatham and see him griping and whining about his new Spoil. To make him stop whining, I then steal all of his Hard-Light related weaponry and gear and give it to Cobalt.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 3/11
Uh. Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus 2/??
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 8/9
700,000 damage to Project Binary! The D8s fail entirely!
Cobalt now has all of Netpatham's old Hard-Light weaponry!
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 3/?) Uh, Twin? You didn't state what this is?
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Continuing the chain...
No baseball game is truly a baseball game without concessions and fans! I quickly find millions of baseball fans, and give them free tickets for the big game if they fire a on-hand Infinity Bow at Binary! Binary is soon covered in millions of arrows as the seats are loaded! As for the concessions, I plop a giant cheese slice over binary, squirt mustard all over him, put him between two buns, and somehow manage to eat the resulting Binary-dog in a bite! I quickly digest it five seconds later because he's kind of got to die, and also because it wasn't tasty at all. Thus, I settle for regular concessions-and summon waves upon waves of trucks, all fulled to the brim with standardized baseball concessions, right behind Binary! They drive all over him in an attempt to get to the stadium!
It's almost time for the big finisher! Wrap up, for those who haven't already joined in...Bluh. Yeah, I'm stopping chain attacks for a while after this.
My Action: I use the Teraporter to phase a cluster of hostile nanobots inside Project Binary's body, allowing them to activate and tear up his internal organs.
SCP Foundation Action: The reloaded MTF forces open fire again, and this time they do massive damage: partially due to being inside the time warp field, and partially because the new ammo they reloaded with was phasing explosive rounds, which phase inside Project Binary's body and detonate for huge damage.
Unknown Entity Action: The entity continues to approach, with the probe on an intercept course. The probe cannot get a detailed visual on the entity, and the entity appears to have not spotted the probe. However, gravitational sensors around the planet show that the incoming entity is large enough to affect the planet's gravitational pull (not significantly enough to impact anything, just enough to be picked up by sensors).
4/10 Unknown Entity
850,000 damage to Project Binary!
Additional 600,000 damage to Project Binary!
Project Binary notices how well you work as a team, healing each other... He fires glitch beams at every player, but Erelye and Tazz block the attack, and Talist, ninjatwist, and gutza avoid it! Everyone else takes 5 damage! Project Binary then uses the Glitch to warp probability in his favor and successfully cast a status effect! He casts Wither across the entire field! Now no one can be healed for an entire turn!
The TIE-Sentry deals 600,000 damage to Project Binary! The Godmodder forgoes his healing and just attacks Project Binary with the Red Tooth again, dealing 10,000,000 damage!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 422,585,000/500,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
I jam an Unbreakable Katana into Binary's pupil-analogue. I then decide to stow the Sparklers, but not before I duplicate a copy for Tazz. Outraged at Binary's casting of a Wither, I stab him with my Twitchy Staff.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 4/11
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 1/??
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 9/9
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 3/8)
I hate the Editor so much right now.
The stadium is packed. The crowd is anticipatory. I step onto the pitcher's mound, and not too far behind me is none other than The Godmodder himself. Having arranged to attempt a Fastball Special with me, Richard is ready to be hurled into Binary at high speeds. In order to make this attack more baseball themed, I turn Richard into a baseball, a process he beforehand agreed to. I face an empty home plate, with a Home-Run bat lying down on it.
I use Armed and Dangerous and I sever my left arm entirely to replace it with lefty when I receive the boon. I have no intention of keeping my left arm lefty, this is just temporary. I then use the Oblivion's Topper, and amethyst flames flare around the Richard-ball. I use lefty to grip the ball, wind up and pitch it. The Richard-ball immediately destroys the sound barrier through the force of the pitch. I swiftly teleport to the home plate, quickly pick up the Home Run Bat and slam it into the Richard-Ball. The ball goes flying out of the park on a collision course for Binary, empowered by everything I could possibly empower it with. I wait for the results on edge.
Toxicide Complete
The Screenfreezer 6/7
The Sharpener 2/8
I begin to speak an incantation in Proto-Indo-European. Suddenly, the ground glows and several Application Elementals appear and assault Binary!
Microsoft Word Elemental: Binary is assaulted with WordArt that he cannot process due to his system not supporting it. Then, a massive wall of text printed in Wide Latin at 144pt falls onto Binary, crushing him.
Photoshop Elemental: Binary is then accosted by the Photoshop Elemental, who erases Binary's internal wiring and blurs his eye. He is then saved as a .jpg file several hundred times. Finally, the Elemental renders clouds over his face and photoshops cracks over his body.
BabelMap Elemental: I hand the BabelMap Elemental the Unicoder and it goes to work converting Binary's code to lookalike characters. Binary is rendered unable to run and ends up corrupting his own data.
Audacity Elemental: The Audacity Elemental creates EAS Tones and begins to play them into Binary's ears, which are so loud they somehow cause a buffer overflow and overwrite a critical portion of his code.
Internet Explorer 6 Elemental: The IE6 Elemental stands there and does absolutely nothing due to being a crappy browser. It finally loads and assaults Binary with its crash window over and over again.
Blender Elemental: A massive 3D animated TNT block falls on Binary and he promptly explodes! Then, several thousand 3D animated soldiers fly in in fighter jets and assault Binary with their guns!
Pivot Stickfigure Animator Elemental: The Pivot and Blender Elementals fly above Binary and summon hundreds of thousands of stickmen and 3D animated soldiers! They assault Binary with every .stk weapon and every 3D weapon that the Elementals own, which is pretty much every weapon ever made!
Sony Vegas Elemental: A Sony Vegas Elemental stands over Binary and slows him down by 50%. He will be unable to block the next attack.
NetHack Elemental: Suddenly, several thousand tamed arch-liches cast heal on all the players while flipping the finger of death to Binary. Binary takes damage from the finger of death spells!
FINALE: All the elementals merge to form the ULTIMATE APPLICATION ELEMENTAL! Empowered with the power of .exe, they summon Elementals of every program ever! Everything from Covirosoft Antivirus to Mine-imator is run on Binary's system, overloading it with the power of hundreds of thousands of programs! All the elementals proceed to aggressively assault Binary! The Microsoft Flight Simulator Elemental assaults Binary by crashing hundreds upon hundreds of planes into him! The FontStruct Elemental accosts Binary by forcing him to read all text in Comic Papyrus! The Windows Media Player Elemental and the iTunes Elemental destroy Binary's hearing by playing Justin Bieber music at ridiculously loud volumes! The Malwarebytes Anti-Malware Elemental empties the quarantines of every computer with Malwarebytes on it into Binary's system, flooding him with potentially unwanted programs and malware! The Ren'Py Elemental forces Binary to play crappy visual novels with terrible storylines and barely any choices! The Outlook Elemental spams Binary with tons of 419 scams! The Mine-imator Elemental causes dynamic anvils to crush Binary! The Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Netscape, Internet Explorer and Opera Elementals open hundreds of browser windows to shock sites! The other elementals also aggress Binary in various ways! Finally, the ULTIMATE APPLICATION ELEMENTAL explodes, throwing hundreds of zip bombs at Binary that automatically unzip themselves.
My Action: I summon 100 super monkeys to throw darts at Project Binary. Each dart is razor-sharp and filled with sedatives that kick in when the dart hits Project Binary, slowing him down and weakening his attacks.
SCP Foundation Action: The MTF forces continue firing until they exhaust my supply of phasing explosive rounds. They then call in backup, which leads to a swarm of D-class being deployed. The D-class are unarmed, but they distract Project Binary away from actual threats.
Unknown Entity Action: The probe gets a view of the unknown entity. It appears to be huge, and gold colored.
Lothyra then teraports a new backup body of Bender, which now has had his consciousness transferred to it. She uses the Origin Wands to create a virus that can attack Binary, then unleashes it on him. Bender reciprocates with his Nanomag Glober (at Binary).
45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I point out that /kill works on ENTITIES, not players (I used it to kill rogue enderdragons in my creative world multiple times). I also point out that since the godmodder did not take the bet, I get to use the healing potion to restore all my HP. I then point out that I just shot a giant tazer at Project Binary.
SCP Foundation Action: "Screw the unknown entity, we need to kill Project Binary!". Though the nuke probe is launched to try and stop the entity, the Foundation then follows up by sending in several Mobile Task Forces to blast Project Binary with machine guns, to little effect. Then, someone scores a critical hit, hitting an unprotected section of Project Binary. 2/10 Unknown Entity.
I'll be making my great escape now!
+1 to Irecreeper
Since it is my birthday today, I ask the GM for a "Birthday Crit Bonus", if you will.
I use COMBAT OPERANDI: ACQUISITION LV. 5- BILLIONARE on Project B1nary!
Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = The Bonper 6/11
The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 5/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 6/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 5/30 (Irecreeper'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 2/11
Uh. Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus 1/?? (Why not, healing water gun.)
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 7/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Once upon a time, last Christmas, I got LBP3! I was so excited, and once I started playing it, I saw all the potential, the amazement, everything. Well, yesterday I finally beat it. So, I lanced at the community and Popit Puzzles, then decided to go back to story and play the bonus levels I didn't play. So, I went on story....
....And all my progress was gone....
I have no idea what happened, since it happened WHILE THE GAME WAS STILL ON! I am so angry and sad, I make it a beam and fire it at Binary.
Alchemy finished. I test it out by slicing Binary with it.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I catch a residual flicker of the Life Orb in a magnetic containment bottle, then begin feeding it power from my reactor, which it converts into more of itself...
After some time, I remove the bottle and allow the new Orb to free-float, still gathering power...
Once it reaches the size of my fist, I fire the somewhat damaged, but still functional, Transceiver I used to help heal Cipher back up and jack it directly into the Orb, increasing the input from my eight-gigawatt suit reactor to the several petawatts the Transceiver can still manage...
Eventually, once I decide it's gotten big enough, I unplug the Transceiver, then catch the Orb in my left hand.
I close my fist, absorbing the new Orb into myself!
The backlash knocks me thirty meters backwards, to the edge of the platform.
After a moment, I get back up, my left palm glowing with pearlescent flame, then walk over to, say, Fseftr, and grab, uh... {Him? Her?} By the forehead, sending a tiny fraction of the incandescent Life I now carry to heal!
Wincing occasionally as my own wounds heal, pushing embedded fragments of metal out, I repeat the process with Maniac, then Generic, then walk onwards...
All charges progress!
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I load a baseball pitching machine with a certain mix of exploding baseballs, regular baseballs, and diamond spheres in a certain order.
I then open fire at Binary.
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I then launch some, and by some I mean the entire contents of Aperture's storage, Aperture Science Duplicating Edgeless Safety Cubes at Binary for good measure.
Then I hire all the Scouts in TF2 to throw Baseballs at Binary.
Also, Black Text Guy has a message for you, Twin.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Heal engie with gib tsunami
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x16, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Advanced Warfare, Gib Tsunami
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
I am an AI controlling a Minecraftian, Amperzand, neither of which come with a gender.
However, you may think of me as either gender, depending on your preferences.
Also, my operator has instructed me to tell you she wishes to come on your tour.
She also suggests you should care more about your own well-being. I concur.
45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I create a small field that slows down time by 10x relative to the outside (10 seconds inside equals 1 second outside, edges are gradual to avoid impacts of switching between 1x time and 10x time), stick a medium-sized autocannon in it, then have the autocannon fire outwards at Project Binary. The difference between time zones causes the shots to fire 10x as fast and impact at 10x the speed.
SCP Foundation Action: The MTF forces switch to explosive rounds in an attempt to do more damage, resulting in the shots actually doing something to Project Binary. However, they run out of ammo and retreat. They find a large ammo supply crate (conveniently inside the slow time field), and head there to stock up.
Unknown Entity Action: The unknown entity continues to approach...
3/10 Unknown Entity
Nanomag Glober > Fine: 3/11
Antigrav Surfboard -c Diamond Nanogel: 2/4
Antimatter Blast: 2/5
==Actions==
Wait, didn't I alchemize another Troper's Antimatter Armor?
Lothyra then throws Troper's Antimatter Armor using an electromagnetic field at Binary. After that, she shoots Binary with a duplicate iAntimak. Bender turns toward Binary.
Hey Purple Wheatley! Stop being stupid!
While Binary is reeling from that insult, Bender shoots him with his Nanomag Glober, but his shot is supercharged WITH THE POWER OF THE FEZ.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I look over to Netpatham and see him griping and whining about his new Spoil. To make him stop whining, I then steal all of his Hard-Light related weaponry and gear and give it to Cobalt.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 3/11
Uh. Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus 2/??
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 8/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 8/11)
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 3/?) Uh, Twin? You didn't state what this is?
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Continuing the chain...
No baseball game is truly a baseball game without concessions and fans! I quickly find millions of baseball fans, and give them free tickets for the big game if they fire a on-hand Infinity Bow at Binary! Binary is soon covered in millions of arrows as the seats are loaded! As for the concessions, I plop a giant cheese slice over binary, squirt mustard all over him, put him between two buns, and somehow manage to eat the resulting Binary-dog in a bite! I quickly digest it five seconds later because he's kind of got to die, and also because it wasn't tasty at all. Thus, I settle for regular concessions-and summon waves upon waves of trucks, all fulled to the brim with standardized baseball concessions, right behind Binary! They drive all over him in an attempt to get to the stadium!
It's almost time for the big finisher! Wrap up, for those who haven't already joined in...Bluh. Yeah, I'm stopping chain attacks for a while after this.
45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I use the Teraporter to phase a cluster of hostile nanobots inside Project Binary's body, allowing them to activate and tear up his internal organs.
SCP Foundation Action: The reloaded MTF forces open fire again, and this time they do massive damage: partially due to being inside the time warp field, and partially because the new ammo they reloaded with was phasing explosive rounds, which phase inside Project Binary's body and detonate for huge damage.
Unknown Entity Action: The entity continues to approach, with the probe on an intercept course. The probe cannot get a detailed visual on the entity, and the entity appears to have not spotted the probe. However, gravitational sensors around the planet show that the incoming entity is large enough to affect the planet's gravitational pull (not significantly enough to impact anything, just enough to be picked up by sensors).
4/10 Unknown Entity
Project Binary fights back against the improbability energy thanks to the Glitch, and manages to contain it in a sphere! The Glitch then corrupts it and destroys it! However, the energy will cause him to not be able to attack three players.
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor = Nightfall Armor (Level 10: 1/11)
THE SPARKLERS: A set of red wands emblazoned with a white version of the Life symbol. Red sparks emanate from the tips of the wands and imbue them with a profound sense of life energy. They are able to use life magic, and their most powerful tactic is reviving a target. However, they can only revive someone once.
If you summoned it now, it would most likely die quickly.
600,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Emerald Nova deals 2,500,000 damage to Project Binary! The next three attacks against Project Binary will minicrit! He is immune to Fear!
Minicritted 450,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Hard-Light Gun fires hundreds of rounds of Hard-Light Bullets at Project Binary, dealing 1,500,000 damage to him! The Disruptor-Projector deals an additional 600,000 damage!
+3 HP to you!
THE SNAPPER: A modified version of the Heatfreezer that can shoot crystalline bullets made of SCP-409 in addition to SCP-009! Upon coming into contact with flesh, the flesh will rapidly crystallize and suffer massive damage! +4 HP to you!
1,200,000 damage to Project Binary!
+1 HP to everyone!
POTION OF CAT'S EYE: A potion that greatly strengthens the vision of the user, allowing them to see well in dark areas, and to have extremely clear vision at all times, zooming in and out at objects like a camera!
The Glitch causes the potion to hit an invisible wall and, despite all conventional Minecraft physics, bounce off of the wall and into Erelye and Tazz! 5 damage to them!
Scissors && Severed Left Pinky Majjyyks = Nail Clipper (Level 1: 1/2)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence && Every Piano Ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 1/8)
METRONOME: A metronome used to keep track of tempo. It ticks back and forth.
NAIL CLIPPER: Yep.
Here we go again!> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK ONE => TURBINE STADIUM
800,000 damage to Project Binary!
+5 HP to every player!
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
You're going to have to explain to me how you got to Earth.
When I meant "you", I meant that as a general statement for all the players. I probably should have been more clear about that.
You open the Inky Door and peer into it. You see a massive expanse of ink, and a bright shining object in the middle of it. It almost seems like a jar.
1,200,000 damage to Project Binary!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
2,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
800,000 damage to Project Binary! 10 damage to Tazz, Erelye, and generic!
The Secret of the Void is... preoccupied.
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.
3,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
All your teammates beat Midna up because if you did that, everyone would fall into the abyss with no platform to respawn on!
> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK TWO => NUCLEAR BASEBALL
1,300,000 damage to Project Binary!
SCP-585-3 && The Snapper = The Sharpener (Level 7: 1/8)
The Glitch causes the Troper's Octet to blink into normal D6s upon touching the ground! When you go to recover them, they turn back into D8s.
You gain Regen!
Fez && Bowler Hat = The Fez
The alchemy does not go through for obvious reasons.
+3 HP! You don't gain any damage resistance...
The octet turns into coal!
1,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
DIAMOND NANOGEL: A substance that has all the properties of carbon nanogel, yet it is made out of diamond.
NANOMAG GLOBER: A carbon nanogel rifle with a built-in miniature tokamak and miniature Tesla Globe. It can use magnetic wires to shape superheated plasma into ammo, and can also fire massive arrays of electricity to shock opponents and to condense into explosives.
Why don't you call it diamond nanogel?
+1 HP to everyone!
700,000 damage to Project Binary!
Troper's Nuke Armor && Diamond Nanogel = Troper's Diamond Armor
Nanomag Glober > Fine = Fusionmak Nanorifle (Level 9: 1/10)
TROPER'S DIAMOND ARMOR: Troper's Nuke Armor, but made of diamond nanogel. Very flexible, and very tough.
Additional 900,000 damage to Project Binary!
Your attempt to eat Project Binary was an overwhelming success. 500,000 damage to him! However, he is so large that he bursts out of your stomach and you die!
See! That was something really weird!
Yeah, I know that. Project Binary's trying to do something too. That information doesn't help much.
600,000 damage to Project Binary!
+2 HP to you!
LIL' CAVITY: A set of white-and-red wands that radiate with nightmare fuel, ender energy, and the power of marshmallows. Unlike most wands, the power of these wands comes from red orbs at the ends of the sticks, not the tips. They can be used to create demonic marshmallows imbued with the power of playing cards and the End, or as I like to call them, Cavities.
Life Fruit OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of Restoration (1/2)
Nightmare Fuel OOO Akward Potion = Potion of Night (1/2)
+4 HP!
600,000 damage to Project Binary!
I guess you being able to see everything is fitting for a Mind player. Although it would fit a Seer better...
1,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELVEN TALE - REGICIDE
2,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
The TIE-Sentry locks on its weaponry to Project Binary!
Concentrated Crystal Essence && Voidviewer && Thaumometer && Eye's Pyramidion = Bill Cipher's Eye (Level 100)
Using the Eye's Pyramidion, you are able to see something, although it is fuzzy...
+4 HP to engie!
400,000 damage to Project Binary!
DUTY CALLS: A modified version of Advanced Warfare that spouts much more deadly weaponry. All of its barrels can form one giant railgun that can unleash a devastating charge attack, healing allies and hurting opponents. It can also be used to call in and airstrike and teleport its user to a safe location when things get rough.
GIB TYPHOON: A modified version of Gib Tsunami whose umbrella is heavily upgraded. Being made out of lasers, it can be superheated with plasma to fire a death ray, and can also be reconfigured into an umbrella saw! Said superheated plasma can also be used to fuel the device's other weapons as well.
The Godmodder will try.
400,000 damage to Project Binary!
None of them include him, so he is unfazed!
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
ANTIGRAV SURFBOARD: A totally rad surfboard that can double as a hoverboard, floating in the air!
Antigrav Surfboard -c Diamond Nanogel = Antigrav Diamondboard (Level 3: 1/4)
Both attacks deal 1,500,000 damage to Project Binary combined!
+2 HP to all players!
The Godmodder then points out that /kill is disabled on GodCraft, and that he usually clears things using WorldEdit. Therefore, the bet's terms could not even have taken place and you don't get the health potion.
The tazer deals 400,000 damage to Project Binary!
Critted additional 400,000 damage to Project Binary!
The attack WOULD have critted, but it's not a Combat Operandi! It's a Battle Technique!
Happy birthday!
...No! Not yet! Wait until he's at low health!
750,000 damage to Project Binary!
Additional 1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
+4 HP!
Potion of Nectar && Water Warriors Colossus = Medi Gun (Level 3: 1/4)
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item to invoke the command.
The attack, combined with your other one, deals 4,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
You and ManiacMasteR are protected from attack this turn!
600,000 damage to Project Binary!
TWILIBLADE: A sword that looks like the Master Sword, forged from the same metal as the Fused Shadow. Upon activation, it glows pitch-black and can unleash devastating shadow magic on opponents.
Additional 750,000 damage to Project Binary!
+3 HP to you! +1 HP to fseftr, Maniac, and generic!
500,000 damage to Project Binary!
> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK THREE => RECURSIVE BASEBALL
1,100,000 damage to Project Binary!
+4 HP to engie!
1,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
900,000 damage to Project Binary!
Project Binary crushes Bender like a gnat.
700,000 damage to Project Binary! The D8s fail entirely!
Cobalt now has all of Netpatham's old Hard-Light weaponry!
> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK FOUR => FAN O' WAR
1,200,000 damage to Project Binary!
850,000 damage to Project Binary!
Additional 600,000 damage to Project Binary!
Project Binary notices how well you work as a team, healing each other... He fires glitch beams at every player, but Erelye and Tazz block the attack, and Talist, ninjatwist, and gutza avoid it! Everyone else takes 5 damage! Project Binary then uses the Glitch to warp probability in his favor and successfully cast a status effect! He casts Wither across the entire field! Now no one can be healed for an entire turn!
The TIE-Sentry deals 600,000 damage to Project Binary! The Godmodder forgoes his healing and just attacks Project Binary with the Red Tooth again, dealing 10,000,000 damage!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 422,585,000/500,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
TIE-Sentry: [???]
~
Wither: I
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 11/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 13/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 13/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 10/25.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 10/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 10/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 13/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 16/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 14/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 10/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 16/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 10/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 10/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 10/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 10/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 14/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 10/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 10/20.
omglolsguy22: [???] HP: 10/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 0/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 14/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 30/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 11/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 18/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 10/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III IN USE (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIIIREADY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III DISABLED (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
9 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
9 Weasel Snot
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 4/11
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 1/??
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 9/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 9/11)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 3/8)
I hate the Editor so much right now.
The stadium is packed. The crowd is anticipatory. I step onto the pitcher's mound, and not too far behind me is none other than The Godmodder himself. Having arranged to attempt a Fastball Special with me, Richard is ready to be hurled into Binary at high speeds. In order to make this attack more baseball themed, I turn Richard into a baseball, a process he beforehand agreed to. I face an empty home plate, with a Home-Run bat lying down on it.
I use Armed and Dangerous and I sever my left arm entirely to replace it with lefty when I receive the boon. I have no intention of keeping my left arm lefty, this is just temporary. I then use the Oblivion's Topper, and amethyst flames flare around the Richard-ball. I use lefty to grip the ball, wind up and pitch it. The Richard-ball immediately destroys the sound barrier through the force of the pitch. I swiftly teleport to the home plate, quickly pick up the Home Run Bat and slam it into the Richard-Ball. The ball goes flying out of the park on a collision course for Binary, empowered by everything I could possibly empower it with. I wait for the results on edge.
The Screenfreezer 6/7
The Sharpener 2/8
I begin to speak an incantation in Proto-Indo-European. Suddenly, the ground glows and several Application Elementals appear and assault Binary!
Microsoft Word Elemental: Binary is assaulted with WordArt that he cannot process due to his system not supporting it. Then, a massive wall of text printed in Wide Latin at 144pt falls onto Binary, crushing him.
Photoshop Elemental: Binary is then accosted by the Photoshop Elemental, who erases Binary's internal wiring and blurs his eye. He is then saved as a .jpg file several hundred times. Finally, the Elemental renders clouds over his face and photoshops cracks over his body.
BabelMap Elemental: I hand the BabelMap Elemental the Unicoder and it goes to work converting Binary's code to lookalike characters. Binary is rendered unable to run and ends up corrupting his own data.
Audacity Elemental: The Audacity Elemental creates EAS Tones and begins to play them into Binary's ears, which are so loud they somehow cause a buffer overflow and overwrite a critical portion of his code.
Internet Explorer 6 Elemental: The IE6 Elemental stands there and does absolutely nothing due to being a crappy browser. It finally loads and assaults Binary with its crash window over and over again.
Blender Elemental: A massive 3D animated TNT block falls on Binary and he promptly explodes! Then, several thousand 3D animated soldiers fly in in fighter jets and assault Binary with their guns!
Pivot Stickfigure Animator Elemental: The Pivot and Blender Elementals fly above Binary and summon hundreds of thousands of stickmen and 3D animated soldiers! They assault Binary with every .stk weapon and every 3D weapon that the Elementals own, which is pretty much every weapon ever made!
Sony Vegas Elemental: A Sony Vegas Elemental stands over Binary and slows him down by 50%. He will be unable to block the next attack.
NetHack Elemental: Suddenly, several thousand tamed arch-liches cast heal on all the players while flipping the finger of death to Binary. Binary takes damage from the finger of death spells!
FINALE: All the elementals merge to form the ULTIMATE APPLICATION ELEMENTAL! Empowered with the power of .exe, they summon Elementals of every program ever! Everything from Covirosoft Antivirus to Mine-imator is run on Binary's system, overloading it with the power of hundreds of thousands of programs! All the elementals proceed to aggressively assault Binary! The Microsoft Flight Simulator Elemental assaults Binary by crashing hundreds upon hundreds of planes into him! The FontStruct Elemental accosts Binary by forcing him to read all text in Comic Papyrus! The Windows Media Player Elemental and the iTunes Elemental destroy Binary's hearing by playing Justin Bieber music at ridiculously loud volumes! The Malwarebytes Anti-Malware Elemental empties the quarantines of every computer with Malwarebytes on it into Binary's system, flooding him with potentially unwanted programs and malware! The Ren'Py Elemental forces Binary to play crappy visual novels with terrible storylines and barely any choices! The Outlook Elemental spams Binary with tons of 419 scams! The Mine-imator Elemental causes dynamic anvils to crush Binary! The Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Netscape, Internet Explorer and Opera Elementals open hundreds of browser windows to shock sites! The other elementals also aggress Binary in various ways! Finally, the ULTIMATE APPLICATION ELEMENTAL explodes, throwing hundreds of zip bombs at Binary that automatically unzip themselves.
45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I summon 100 super monkeys to throw darts at Project Binary. Each dart is razor-sharp and filled with sedatives that kick in when the dart hits Project Binary, slowing him down and weakening his attacks.
SCP Foundation Action: The MTF forces continue firing until they exhaust my supply of phasing explosive rounds. They then call in backup, which leads to a swarm of D-class being deployed. The D-class are unarmed, but they distract Project Binary away from actual threats.
Unknown Entity Action: The probe gets a view of the unknown entity. It appears to be huge, and gold colored.
Fusionmak Nanorifle: 4/11
Antigrav Diamondboard: 3/4
Antimatter Blast: 3/5
==Actions==
Oh God. They killed Bender again.
Lothyra then teraports a new backup body of Bender, which now has had his consciousness transferred to it. She uses the Origin Wands to create a virus that can attack Binary, then unleashes it on him. Bender reciprocates with his Nanomag Glober (at Binary).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis