@Amp: Not exactly. But it has screwed my posts to the point of utter incoherence, so I'll just use this account for a bit, then get back to my other one when I see fit. Incidentally, good luck with the schoolwork.
I scour Universe A with the Eye's Pyramidion for some indicator of what is occurring at the present time there. I also attempt to find the Secret of the Void with the Voidviewer. Just in case.
I pull out the Quasar's Nightcrawler, and activate the White Ring. Using the powers of the Ring, I summon a large ocean of entropic water within Binary, attempting to annihilate him. Seeing as this is obviously not going to work, I raise Quasar's Nightcrawler as well, manipulating the tensile power within the weapon for a far more devious task than was originally intended when I created it.
This may serve to be my first successful experiment in the precise art of recondite dissolution. Hah.
Anyhow, I focus the energy inherent within Quasar's Nightcrawler into a relatively large sphere of void. The orb crackles with potency. However, I have not yet finished. Wielding the energy of the FEZ, I fuse creation sorcery into the orb, doing so to create a metaphysical barrier of various psionic substances, whether physical or otherwise. Regardless, I continue to vent energy from the scepter into the sphere. It begins to grow marginally larger. Noting this development, I fuse the equivalent amount of creation energy into the sphere as well, to balance it out, and prevent a minor black hole from being created by my already baffling incompetence. This causes the sphere to expand exponentially. At that, I take a step back, and deactivate the White Ring, de-equipping Quasar's Nightcrawler as well. Instead, I raise a hand. Instantly, the pitch-black orb emits a dull white aura, and begins to slowly move towards Binary. Ever so slowly. Slowly.
Of course, that would be obscene. By the time I have lulled Binary into a false sense of security, if at all (if I do not, I merely do this once the sphere travels a few meters), I use my extensive knowledge of Green Sun links to cause the orb to vanish. All is absolutely silent for several minuscule moments. Instantaneously, a sphere of void energy, empowered by creation and glowing with a white aura, appears half-imbedded in Binary, coated in green flames. With a single thought, the thing explodes with the force of several nuclear warheads, corroding Binary with the void energy. The second this occurs, my eyes appear to glow violet, masking every bit of my eyes, transforming them into a single color. Bolts of static electricity of the exact same color leap off of the surface of the aforementioned eyes. I fire two twin optic blasts at Binary. Not waiting to see whether or not the attack succeeded, I flash-step to my left, without falling off the platform. Peering at the other players, I realize I have not expended all of my psionic energy from the charging. As an afterthought, the amethyst color fades from my eyes, and becomes a psionic aura of the same color around me. However, instead of merely leaving it there, I concentrate. After a second or so, it appears as if the energy solidifies. Of course, it did. I have just forged a shield around myself, hopefully protecting myself from an attack or two, direly needed, with the lack of available healing. I shield Amp as well.
I alchemize Knitting Needles && Thunderstorm-in-a-Jar && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. The Other Gods are not particularly fickle about what they allow me to place their power into, especially when it is only a singular tentacle. And some crushed Dark Petals, but I digress.
My Action: I tell the godmodder how much he sucks, trying to goad him into using an ultimate attack on Project Binary. "Wow, you claim to be omnipotent, but yet you fail to beat Project Binary? Not very omnipotent to me." If he gives up and cries in a corner instead of manning up, I shoot Project Binary myself, using the Teraporter from inside the slow time field.
SCP Foundation Action: Emergency authorization is given to run a piece of SCP-682's skin through SCP-914 on Very Fine, then throw the result at Project Binary.
Unknown Entity Action: The probe continues to approach the unknown entity. A faint radio signal is detected, and foundation personnel attempt to match frequencies and improve quality of the signal.
I quickly refabricate about seventy bajillion plus one Hard-Light Disruptor-Projectors...Hang on, I have an Idea.
I quickly assemble the seventy bajillion Disruptor-Projectors into a Focused Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector Array.
I then bombard Binary with a barrage of billions of bomblike blue bullets.
I then bap Cobalt with a newspaper. Wait that was Binary. And that was the Enderdragon Scythe, and that was actually me doing Teleslash Lvl 10. Oops, sorry.
I then nap Cobalt with a newspaper for real. Because that is REEEEALLY annoying.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I call in an airstrike on binary with duty calls.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x18, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 2/11
Gib Typhhon > Fine 2/11
Lothyra picks up the original iAntimak and fires the charged attack that was just completed at Binary (this also contributes to the damage for Hank's chain attack). BTW Twin, the antimatter bullet has been building up for five times longer than normal for a shot, therefore it has five times more mass and should deal five times more damage.
Bender uses a duplicate of the Origin Wands to create an instantly addicting Virtual Blackjack program and very attractive robot hookers (they look like the Crushinator. that cannot be resisted in any way, shape, or form, and unleashes the. Basically, this attack is counter-godmodded to distract Binary so any damage for this post dealt to him after this point will be a crit.
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A boulder is thrown into Binary from a catapult... fired from a cannon... dropped from a fighter plane....
Well, I guess I should say thanks, Lothyra, I believe? I'll use this later. Alchemy at 3. I launch a cannonball of darkness from the Twiliblade at Binary.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
I jam an Unbreakable Katana into Binary's pupil-analogue. I then decide to stow the Sparklers, but not before I duplicate a copy for Tazz. Outraged at Binary's casting of a Wither, I stab him with my Twitchy Staff.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 4/11
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 1/??
Realism (Orb of Hope && Wands) 9/9
4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Twitchy Staff deals an additional 6,000,000 damage!
REALISM: A set of white wands whose handles are fashioned from old birch wood. They have the power to amplify hope magic, projecting the will of its user onto others. This can strengthen attack power, lower fakeness attributes, and much more.
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 3/8)
I hate the Editor so much right now.
The stadium is packed. The crowd is anticipatory. I step onto the pitcher's mound, and not too far behind me is none other than The Godmodder himself. Having arranged to attempt a Fastball Special with me, Richard is ready to be hurled into Binary at high speeds. In order to make this attack more baseball themed, I turn Richard into a baseball, a process he beforehand agreed to. I face an empty home plate, with a Home-Run bat lying down on it.
I use Armed and Dangerous and I sever my left arm entirely to replace it with lefty when I receive the boon. I have no intention of keeping my left arm lefty, this is just temporary. I then use the Oblivion's Topper, and amethyst flames flare around the Richard-ball. I use lefty to grip the ball, wind up and pitch it. The Richard-ball immediately destroys the sound barrier through the force of the pitch. I swiftly teleport to the home plate, quickly pick up the Home Run Bat and slam it into the Richard-Ball. The ball goes flying out of the park on a collision course for Binary, empowered by everything I could possibly empower it with. I wait for the results on edge.
> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK FIVE => HOME RUN
You hurl the Godmodder-Ball...
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
You fail to cast the Combat Operandi, lacking the neccessary Sacred Items! However, the Godmodder quickly inputs some commands into Console, and you find all Sacred Items have been restored! You expend 4 Elf Tears and Hog Slop to execute the command and earn Lefty!
You use Oblivion's Topper, amplifying the attack even more!
Toxicide Complete
The Screenfreezer 6/7
The Sharpener 2/8
I begin to speak an incantation in Proto-Indo-European. Suddenly, the ground glows and several Application Elementals appear and assault Binary!
Microsoft Word Elemental: Binary is assaulted with WordArt that he cannot process due to his system not supporting it. Then, a massive wall of text printed in Wide Latin at 144pt falls onto Binary, crushing him.
Photoshop Elemental: Binary is then accosted by the Photoshop Elemental, who erases Binary's internal wiring and blurs his eye. He is then saved as a .jpg file several hundred times. Finally, the Elemental renders clouds over his face and photoshops cracks over his body.
BabelMap Elemental: I hand the BabelMap Elemental the Unicoder and it goes to work converting Binary's code to lookalike characters. Binary is rendered unable to run and ends up corrupting his own data.
Audacity Elemental: The Audacity Elemental creates EAS Tones and begins to play them into Binary's ears, which are so loud they somehow cause a buffer overflow and overwrite a critical portion of his code.
Internet Explorer 6 Elemental: The IE6 Elemental stands there and does absolutely nothing due to being a crappy browser. It finally loads and assaults Binary with its crash window over and over again.
Blender Elemental: A massive 3D animated TNT block falls on Binary and he promptly explodes! Then, several thousand 3D animated soldiers fly in in fighter jets and assault Binary with their guns!
Pivot Stickfigure Animator Elemental: The Pivot and Blender Elementals fly above Binary and summon hundreds of thousands of stickmen and 3D animated soldiers! They assault Binary with every .stk weapon and every 3D weapon that the Elementals own, which is pretty much every weapon ever made!
Sony Vegas Elemental: A Sony Vegas Elemental stands over Binary and slows him down by 50%. He will be unable to block the next attack.
NetHack Elemental: Suddenly, several thousand tamed arch-liches cast heal on all the players while flipping the finger of death to Binary. Binary takes damage from the finger of death spells!
FINALE: All the elementals merge to form the ULTIMATE APPLICATION ELEMENTAL! Empowered with the power of .exe, they summon Elementals of every program ever! Everything from Covirosoft Antivirus to Mine-imator is run on Binary's system, overloading it with the power of hundreds of thousands of programs! All the elementals proceed to aggressively assault Binary! The Microsoft Flight Simulator Elemental assaults Binary by crashing hundreds upon hundreds of planes into him! The FontStruct Elemental accosts Binary by forcing him to read all text in Comic Papyrus! The Windows Media Player Elemental and the iTunes Elemental destroy Binary's hearing by playing Justin Bieber music at ridiculously loud volumes! The Malwarebytes Anti-Malware Elemental empties the quarantines of every computer with Malwarebytes on it into Binary's system, flooding him with potentially unwanted programs and malware! The Ren'Py Elemental forces Binary to play crappy visual novels with terrible storylines and barely any choices! The Outlook Elemental spams Binary with tons of 419 scams! The Mine-imator Elemental causes dynamic anvils to crush Binary! The Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Netscape, Internet Explorer and Opera Elementals open hundreds of browser windows to shock sites! The other elementals also aggress Binary in various ways! Finally, the ULTIMATE APPLICATION ELEMENTAL explodes, throwing hundreds of zip bombs at Binary that automatically unzip themselves.
TOXICIDE: An extremely dangerous machine gun that can do much more than just shoot normal bullets. Using several canisters hooked up to an ammo feed, it can fire bullets infused with acid, fire, many types of virus, and polonium-284, an extremely toxic substance that can poison almost anything.
My Action: I summon 100 super monkeys to throw darts at Project Binary. Each dart is razor-sharp and filled with sedatives that kick in when the dart hits Project Binary, slowing him down and weakening his attacks.
SCP Foundation Action: The MTF forces continue firing until they exhaust my supply of phasing explosive rounds. They then call in backup, which leads to a swarm of D-class being deployed. The D-class are unarmed, but they distract Project Binary away from actual threats.
Unknown Entity Action: The probe gets a view of the unknown entity. It appears to be huge, and gold colored.
The darts deal 2,000,000 damage to Project Binary, but his massive amount of antivirus software repels the viruses in the sedatives!
The MTF forces deal an additional 3,000,000 damage to Project Binary! Project Binary then locks the D-classes in an invisible box and resumes targeting the players!
Lothyra then teraports a new backup body of Bender, which now has had his consciousness transferred to it. She uses the Origin Wands to create a virus that can attack Binary, then unleashes it on him. Bender reciprocates with his Nanomag Glober (at Binary).
Although the virus can attack Project Binary, it's not necessarily capable of beating him! Project Binary subdues the rogue virus quickly, but still takes 1,000,000 damage.
The Nanomag Glober deals 4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
I am not a Seer, I assure you. However, seeing something is important to understanding. We forge our own realities. This is something I am certain of.
Preparation 28/50
The Beat Mesa? Either this means that DTG2 is set before the Scratch, or something important shall occur there. Hopefully the latter.
I point the Hazel Wand at Binary. I can clearly feel the creation energy building up in the considerable buffer of the wand. Good. In any case, I proceed to cast a spell. Not merely any spell. A curse of pure energy, funneled into the fires of creation itself. Immediately, blobs of pure liquid ink flash into existence, pulsating with a pallid amethyst light. With an energetic lashing of energy, they instantly dive in at the speed of light towards Binary, imbedding themselves directly into him. Acidic curses derived from the darkest depths of my twisted mind instantly spring into action, dissolving Binary slowly in horrific ways as painfully as possible, if Binary can feel pain whatsoever. Anyhow, after that, I cast the Word of God on Binary, and order the TIE-Fighter to attack Binary as well. Directly after I do so, I manipulate the shadows of pure existence around Binary with my considerable psionic ability. Nothing appears to occur for several seconds. However, after those seconds pass, a welcome development brings itself into action. In a burst of mauve light, tensile force pressure to the point of crushing a planet is applied to Binary, crumpling him immediately. After that, I reveal Fahrenheit -451. Instead of attacking Binary via melee (an idiotic idea), I stab the blade into the ground. The second I do so, ice streaks from the incision point, spreading into the air, towards our adversary. I de-equip the blade, but not until I am reasonably satisfied Binary is unable to move. When I do so, I detonate a Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer directly in the eye of Binary, flash-stepping away right before the explosion catches me.
I clone the Inky Door, and teleport the resultant duplicated clone into Grayhold, just in case. Then, if I may do so without dying horrifically, or taking excessive damage, I attempt to grab what appears to be a jar within the original door telekinetically, or directly if that fails. If I manage to obtain it, I place it in my inventory, but not before examining it. This feels like it may end up being another Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball incident. Whichever. I like this kind of thing, no matter how frustrating it gets.
The Hazel Wand deals 4,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
10,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
The other attacks deal an additional 4,000,000 damage!
Project Binary's main structure is unable to move, but just because he cannot move doesn't mean the Glitch can't move! It unleashes a massive reservoir of corruption on the container, causing it to explode prematurely in thin air, harming nothing!
It seems that your massive amount of wards and other protection helps you withstand the Void's harshness... However, you can feel it slowly eat away at you. You quickly grab the jar telekinetically and head back through the door.
{+5 TO EVERY PLAYER = 140 HEALING OVERALL! NOT COUNTING ANYONE WHO DIDN'T BENEFIT FROM THE HEAL DUE TO BEING FULL HEALTH ALREADY! IT'S LIKE MY EFFECTIVENESS CORRESPONDS TO THE SIZE OF MY POST!}
???: The Meditank sparks, Medicannon healing and Quick-Fixes disabled due to the Wither effect. However, the Medicannon doesn't suffer from crippling overspecialization... It's also a cannon. That means weapon. A very specific kind of weapon. One that rather suits the whole Medic theme. The tip of an enormous syringe appears, jutting out of the front of the Medicannon, dripping slightly with a cloudy substance... I'm not going to say what it is in particular. Just know that it is very, VERY, deadly.
{THE LETHAL INJECTION! DANGEROUS STUFF INSIDE! GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING!}
A frame constructs itself around the front end of the Medicannon, forming a large, metallic crossbow. The enormous syringe gets pulled out of the cannon via a mechanism, then loaded onto the crossbow. A bolt of power strikes the Medicannon, which fires a blast into the crossbow, releasing the Lethal Injection in a graceful (not) arc through the air, jabbing Binary in... er... that looks painful. Well, now Binary has a syringe sticking out of what I'm guessing technically counts as his Iris. So, y'know, that's there now. A rocket built into the back of the syringe ignites, pushing the substance through the tip of the syringe, injecting the Lethal Injection's contents into Binary's eye.
{READERS, COVER YOUR EYES!}
A blast of energy - Gray energy - strikes the syringe, arcing through the substance and wrecking havok on Binary's vision. With all the contents of the Lethal Injection now floating around inside Binary's eye, and lightning arcing through at random, the expended syringe then explodes, a direct result of putting a rocket in it. The heat of the blast seals the puncture, meaning the contents of the Lethal Injection cannot leak out. Assuming Binary can't cry it out, at any rate.
{NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE!}
I follow up the whole debacle with the Lethal Injection via continuing the barrage from the Level 7777 Sentry, but it runs out of ammo. With some irritation, I order it to fire off the rocket barrage again, which it does. The creation of another UNDEFINED, however, does not occur, as only one shot from each launcher gets to fire, and separated out, the individual supernovas cannot condense to form denser objects. Gravity simply isn't strong enough for them. Still, that's a bunch of supernovas (512, was it?) exploding against Binary, just after he's had the worst malpractice possible happen to him, which has got to hurt at least a little bit.
Real World, undisclosed location: ...I constructed a drone there. That's sort of what the gray light was about. And the 9-foot-tall machine. If you're wondering HOW I managed that, well... trade secret. Ninja stuff. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to eat the universe you're in. Now, back on track. The drone trudges to the lone door of the room, then tries to open it. Locked. It tries again, more forcefully, and ends up pushing the door off it's hinges. Whoops. Nobody in sight yet, though, so maybe they're not at this area. I replace the door, then map out the undisclosed facility. Switching to sneak mode (read: replacing the metal at the bottom of the drone's feet with pads), I make my way down an unoccupied corridor, searching for a door that will lead me to the roof. That would naturally be the best place to take to the skies. Heading footsteps, I quickly hide inside a janitor closet, by a bunch of cleaning supplies. Two guards, armed with handguns which I can't see properly, stroll by, none the wiser. After the hallway is clear again, I leave the closet, and continue making my way to where I think the roof access might be...
Mainframe: Entity body at 12% complete. Stage 1 at 10% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 40% downloaded. Stealth isn't usually my thing, but engaging Binary on my own, in the real world, where many world powers must surely have gathered their armies to defend? My drones are good, but an attack like that would most likely fail, both due to the Narrative being annoying and due to unknown factors. Flooding the world with drones would not work, due to the Narrative being annoying. And, to be honest, I'd rather see how the other players deal with real. Dungeon bypassing would leave me curious. And curiosity killed so many things.
6,500,000 damage to Project Binary! However, he then gets rid of he Lethal Injection by siphoning it all into a small patch of his coding, then forming a weapons array out of it! A massive railgun appears from his eye, and he fires a superheated stream of the Injection out of it, purging it from his body! It flies towards the Level 7777 Sentry, destroying some of it!
Well... Alright. You are in the real world. Apparently.
I give Midna a copy of Diablo. I then get North Korea and the Lizard Squad to hack into Binary, hopefully damaging him! If it fails, I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to change shadows into BOMBS! They will go off at the end of the turn, but people can use energy to increase the power of the bombs!
E.g. I give the bombs a mega mushroom, turning them into MEGA BOMBS!
I thank Maniac. I then launch a sword beam using the Twiliblade at Binary! I then start upgrading it....
Twilisword & Diablo = ???
North Korea may be able to hack into Sony, but they can't stand up to an AI with a god complex!
The Glitch corrupts the bombs into TNT and lights them, causing them to explode prematurely and do damage to no one!
The Twiliblade deals 3,750,000 damage to Project Binary!
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 4/8)
You know what? I got curious. The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
That big fat 0 in the Hog Slop and Pie filling reserves tells me we need more. I quickly use the Origin wands to create a considerable deal of both.
I then use the Origin wands and their creative energies, as well as those of the fez, to supercharge The Whole Note, bringing it's lethal projectile-spamming powers to new heights and temporarily duplicating it a thousand times. I then take out Glitchrender and immediately copy that plan, putting it directly where the projectiles of The Whole Note will spawn. I then make The Whole Note copies fire. End result? Creation-empowered Glitchrender storm against Binary, as well as a lot of fire on the platform we're standing on. I quickly use the fire as a powerup for Ignition against Binary. I want to know what this does, so badly.
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 1/9)
You fill up the Sacred Items drained from your previous attack instead.
9,000,000 damage to Project Binary! He quickly counters by making you get hit by a massive snowball! Since it's just a snowball, it only deals 1 damage to you. However, it also completely fizzles out all the fire in the area!
"Hah, be more careful of my physical condition, ya say? Not much I can do about it here, but once we get back, I'm takin' a good month off battlefield duty for repairs."
"It will take f4r mor3 than a mon7h for us to stick you back... Nevermind."
"As for Blue... C3rtainly you may come along for a tour. A5 may any others who c4re to ask."
I turn what remains of the Life energy I summoned inwards, repairing my body as much as possible!
Then I raise my weapons.
"HEY, YOU! ATTACK CALCULATOR! WHY'D THEY BUILD YOU IN BINARY? THE STUFF CAN BARELY HOLD TOGETHER HUMANS, LET ALONE SUPERMINDS! YOU'RE THE FIRST AI I'VE SEEN IN BINARY SINCE HAL, AND WE ALL SAW WHAT THAT GOT EVERYONE."
I watch for a moment as my allies' attacks rain on the massive machine, enough firepower to shatter worlds, somehow inflicting little more than scratch damage...
"It might be a little hard to kill the big damn megalomaniacal calculator of death in the digital world, y'know..."
"Heh. So, where to next? I think Ima need some contingencies, mayhaps. Heh."
"In the meantime, well, I guess we know what happens now."
I open fire with all my weapons at once, aiming at my huge target with the sort of apathy that comes only with extreme casualness towards the enemy, or possibly an arrogant knowledge of accuracy's lack of necessity.
After a while, I lower the several tonnes of WMD I call primary weapons, and draw my secondary, the Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum, aiming carefully down the plain ironsights on the comparatively simple rail-revolver, and fire once, a flare in a strangely difficult the recognize color sizzling the few hundred meters to Binary, where it hits the ground, sparks a little, explodes into a silent burst of incandescence, fades away...
I lean back against the towering pseudotree that has grown from my Ruin Sprout, watching an Elder Being of some kind follow the bait-signal into a short-lived duel with Binary, leaving the Horror dead or bored to the point of departure, and the Glorified Caculator damaged!
All charges progress!
Since you are inflicted with Wither, you cannot heal yourself!
Vince Offer and Billy Mays appear and fight over whether Zorbeez or ShamWoW is the superior absorbent cloth. They end up assaulting Binary with Zorbeez, ShamWoWs, Quick Chops and Slap Chops in an attempt to prove that their items are better. All while speaking in a sentence mixing voice.
Michael Rosen appears and fires a barrage of plams at Binary. Explosive plams. NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVE PLAMS. They impact Binary and explode in bursts of plam-colored, plam-scented, plam-flavored, plam-everything explosive plams that redirect themselves BACK at Binary and keep exploding, turning into fork bombs. "*click* Nice."
King Harkinian pulls out thousands upon thousands of Dinner Blasters and Ships. He clones Link 40,000 times and forces the Link clones to man the Ships. The Ships leave not in the morning, but right now and assault Binary with cannons. Finally, King Harkinian fires the Dinner Blasters. Only they go IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR and blow Binary up with lazors.
Morshu constructs a BOMB launcher and offers to not fire on Binary if he can give him a ducentillion rubies. Regardless of whether the rubies are given, Morshu fires the BOMB launcher and blows Morshu up with lamp oil, rope and bombs.
Fat Mario appears and pulls out a packet of "BOWSER'S SOURPUSS BREAD." Suddenly, a hundred toasters fire out a hundred toasters each, which each fire a hundred nukes at Binary.
Mama Luigi appears, finds a MAGIC BALLOON and forces Binary to pay the phone bill of ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS AND THIRTY ONE CENTS?! Binary glitches out and sues Mama Luigi for glitching him out. He wins the case and Mama Luigi is banished to Justin Bieber's recording studio.
Jack Black appears and fires Stop Signs that fire Octagons at Binary. Explosive Octagons. Elmo joins in the stop sign firing as well. "THIS STOP SIGN IS AN OCTAGON!"
I. M. Meen appears and opens a magic book. Despite the fact that Binary is not a "goody-goody", Binary is sucked into the book and is forced to learn English. Unfortunately, his all caps and weird binary quirk causes him to fail the first level and be trapped forever in the book. He finally fights his way out, taking damage in the process.
THE SCREENFREEZER: An upgraded version of the Arcticbomber that is painted entirely blue, as to resemble a certain death screen. In addition to unleashing the effects of Arcticbomb, it also has "Chernobyl ammo" that can inflict the effects of the CIH virus on robotic entities, completely overwriting critical information and deleting parts of the BIOS.
Hank twitches again.
This is getting a little annoying.
Time for some team-work. CHAIN-ATTACK: START!!!
Hank launches himself up at Binary and when he reaches Binary, slams in his mutated arm, then stretches it out, creating what looks like almost a red-lightning bordered window through the glitchiness right to Binary himself.
Crit-buff action
How this particular chain-attack is going to work: every person who works on it can add a damage action, which will add damage onto however much gets dealt at the end, or a crit-buff action, which adds onto a damage multiplier that will be applied to the damage 'meter' right before the attack is unleashed. Right now the crit-meter is at a 1, and no damage has been applied
The chain attack will be nerfed due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™!
Lothyra plucks a DARKSABER HILT and some TRON LINES from her bag and hands them to Midna.
You may want to use these in the sword you are alchemizing. Just think of it as me making up for taking your flesh without permission. I also noticed that you do not have Pesterchum. I will give you something that I shall also alchemize for somebody else... Anyhow, take care.
She walks away and mutters under her breath.
Once I get back to my station and fuse your genetic code and ectobiology report together, I'll know every biological detail about your body. And then I'll use your DNA to find out exactly what you are.
She then shoots all five duplicates and the two small versions of iAntimak at Binary, adding to Hank's Chain Attack. The attacks are infused WITH THE POWER OF THE FEZ! Bender gets up and stares at Binary.
So that's how you treat BENDER, huh! WELL FINE! I'LL GO BUILD MY OWN SUPERCOMPUTER! WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! YOU KNOW WHAT! FORGET THE SUPERCOMPUTER! Eh, screw the whole thing.
He then shoots his Nanomag Glober, enchancing his attack due to his recent utterance. It also adds to Hank's chain. Bender then EMP's Binary, increasing the crit meter of Hank's Chain Attack.
DARKSABER HILT: The hilt of a lightsaber that seems to suck in energy. When activated, it emits a black plasma that has a white electrical aura surrounding it. BTW, Maniac, this is a darksaber.
TRON LINES: Yep.
ANTIGRAV DIAMONDBOARD: A modified version of the Antigrav Diamondboard, made out of diamond. Awesome.
You can only use two items in the Garage at once!
> THE BUFF BANNER: ATTACK ONE => ANOTHER ANTIMAK
4,500,000 damage is added to the damage meter!
The Nanomag Glober deals an additional 4,000,000 damage!
The Sharpener 3/8
Diamond Sword && Sample of Initial Teaching Alphabet 1/?
Diamond Sword && Sample of Unifon 1/?
(You do realize that your chain attack will probably be nerfed by the Curse of Repetitiveness, right?)
I recite an incantation in the totally magical totally ancient language of Proto-Lojban. It causes a ball of life to slowly materialize. All players are healed!
The incantation glosses to:
"[untranslatable, 1 word] without sharp [untranslatable, 1 word]
within part-of land [untranslatable, 2 words]
upon [untranslatable, 1 word] leg (dual) [first person dual]
[first person singular] we call [the] [untranslatable, 2 words]"
Again, how exactly can you use font/language in an alchemy recipe?
I take out a bunch of Pokeballs, and in particular 4 balls that almost seem to be... sparkling. I then throw them into the air, and out pop a shiny Banette, Machamp, Palkia, and Dialga. Binary is suddenly assaulted with Shadow Claw, Seismic Toss, Draco Meteor, and another Draco Meteor. I then return my shinies and deposit them safely. I also pick up a SORD..... and successfully use Jpeg's Ire on Binary.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 5/11
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 2/??
Realism > Fine 1/10
4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
The SORD..... glitches into Unreal Air and ascends into the sky. Yeah, it's not coming back.
I start to make balloon animals. Binary is intrigued and comes to watch. First, I make a balloon elephant, which is so massive it squishes Binary under its girth. Then, I make a balloon cheetah, which runs faster than Binary and makes her jealous. Then, I make a balloon mouse, which scares the balloon elephant stereotypically, making it run over Binary. Then, I make a balloon Arceus, which blasts Binary with a creation-unmaking beam. Finally, I make a balloon binary, and then pop it. Little did Binary know, it was actually a voodoo doll!
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 6/11
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor 3/??
Realism > Fine 2/10
SHIRTARANGS: A set of Batarangs that are stylized to look the icons on the shirts of the beta kids: the green ghost, orchid horror, red disc, and blue atom.
Due to internet and/or editor troubles, I have to use this account. Sorry for the inconvenience, Twin.
Preparation 29/50
I equip the Hazel Wand. Next, I begin muttering incessantly, directing the arcane tool at Binary. Before ceasing the muttering, I fuse creation energy together in my wand in a manner not unalike that of a star. Golden energy radiates off of my wand, a contrast to my dark violet robes, I assure you. Anyhow, violet bolts of energy leap from one end of the wand tip, race down the edge, and into the other end. I begin to concentrate. Immediately, the Hazel Wand appears to become green silhouette into a sun approximately the size of two universes. Arcane energy begins to sunder reality itself, causing rather large amounts of Nox to bleed in through slices in existential matter/code, dripping down into the infinite abyss. I draw energy from this dark fluid, evaporating it instantly. To fuel my inevitable attack, I cast Maelstrombound. And to boost the damage, apparently. Still slightly disappointed about that, but I digress. Anyhow, I arc the wand down, causing a large amount of creation energy to ignite into a blaze of nightmarish eldritch energy, slightly infused with the original creation. The two collide, serving as dual catalysts. The vaporous Nightmare Fuel spirals about the creation aura, derived from the FEZ, surrounding my wand, creating a sort of intertwined fusion of arcane energy. The tip of the Hazel Wand begins to suck in the light around it, pulling away the illumination in a bid to continue to obtain energy. Upon this revelation, I flick the energized wand at Binary, and wait. A wave of mixed creation and oblivion energy congeals into a bolt of pure arcana, and begins to accelerate towards Binary. With my telekinetic prowess, I instantaneously accelerate the bolt to the speed of light, smashing it into Binary immediately. No need for dramatic scenes at this point. There is only efficiency. As an afterthought, I unleash the Maelstrombound spell I energized on Binary, staring into the depths of the results. Finally, I project a shockwave of withering energy, due to the Withervis Stave infused with my wand, at Binary, seeking to use it to cancel out the Wither on the field. However, if I am unsuccessful, I deactivate the curse before it can merge with the original.
I alchemize Brainfreezer > Fine 1/???.
Hey, a new player! Welcome! You sort of remind me of a long-time player on the game, by the way.
Hey! The Hazel Wand, Maelstrombound, and the Withervis Stave all belong to TheLordErelye! Don't you know that you can't use another guy's alchemies and special attacks? Hmm... You really should read the OP, by the way. And make sure to PM me if you have any questions!
I'll allow this stuff just this once, though. Remember, you have to alchemize your own gear, and earn your attacks yourself!
All your teammates would forcibly murder you, but you actually have HP and you're new here, so they'll let it slide. They tell you (and so do I) that adding Wither energy to the Wither status effect would just strengthen it! You deactivate it.
Actually, I messed up the Brainfreezer's earlier description... I'll leave it here for TheLordErelye to see.
THE BRAINFREEZER: An extremely cold copy of Problem Sooth that radiates with a draining energy. It disrupts the minds of anyone who reads it and puts them in a trance, slowly driving them insane.
The Brainfreezer > Fine = The Brainmelter (Level 6: 1/7)
@Amp: Not exactly. But it has screwed my posts to the point of utter incoherence, so I'll just use this account for a bit, then get back to my other one when I see fit. Incidentally, good luck with the schoolwork.
I scour Universe A with the Eye's Pyramidion for some indicator of what is occurring at the present time there. I also attempt to find the Secret of the Void with the Voidviewer. Just in case.
I pull out the Quasar's Nightcrawler, and activate the White Ring. Using the powers of the Ring, I summon a large ocean of entropic water within Binary, attempting to annihilate him. Seeing as this is obviously not going to work, I raise Quasar's Nightcrawler as well, manipulating the tensile power within the weapon for a far more devious task than was originally intended when I created it.
This may serve to be my first successful experiment in the precise art of recondite dissolution. Hah.
Anyhow, I focus the energy inherent within Quasar's Nightcrawler into a relatively large sphere of void. The orb crackles with potency. However, I have not yet finished. Wielding the energy of the FEZ, I fuse creation sorcery into the orb, doing so to create a metaphysical barrier of various psionic substances, whether physical or otherwise. Regardless, I continue to vent energy from the scepter into the sphere. It begins to grow marginally larger. Noting this development, I fuse the equivalent amount of creation energy into the sphere as well, to balance it out, and prevent a minor black hole from being created by my already baffling incompetence. This causes the sphere to expand exponentially. At that, I take a step back, and deactivate the White Ring, de-equipping Quasar's Nightcrawler as well. Instead, I raise a hand. Instantly, the pitch-black orb emits a dull white aura, and begins to slowly move towards Binary. Ever so slowly. Slowly.
Of course, that would be obscene. By the time I have lulled Binary into a false sense of security, if at all (if I do not, I merely do this once the sphere travels a few meters), I use my extensive knowledge of Green Sun links to cause the orb to vanish. All is absolutely silent for several minuscule moments. Instantaneously, a sphere of void energy, empowered by creation and glowing with a white aura, appears half-imbedded in Binary, coated in green flames. With a single thought, the thing explodes with the force of several nuclear warheads, corroding Binary with the void energy. The second this occurs, my eyes appear to glow violet, masking every bit of my eyes, transforming them into a single color. Bolts of static electricity of the exact same color leap off of the surface of the aforementioned eyes. I fire two twin optic blasts at Binary. Not waiting to see whether or not the attack succeeded, I flash-step to my left, without falling off the platform. Peering at the other players, I realize I have not expended all of my psionic energy from the charging. As an afterthought, the amethyst color fades from my eyes, and becomes a psionic aura of the same color around me. However, instead of merely leaving it there, I concentrate. After a second or so, it appears as if the energy solidifies. Of course, it did. I have just forged a shield around myself, hopefully protecting myself from an attack or two, direly needed, with the lack of available healing. I shield Amp as well.
I alchemize Knitting Needles && Thunderstorm-in-a-Jar && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. The Other Gods are not particularly fickle about what they allow me to place their power into, especially when it is only a singular tentacle. And some crushed Dark Petals, but I digress.
Hmm... You're using more of TheLordErelye's stuff... I'll allow it for now, but you have to remember that that's frowned upon!
You suddenly find that the Eye's Pyramidion and Voidviewer are only showing purple static! Project Binary glares at you.
BINARY: 1 T0LD Y0U THAT THERE WERE T0 BE N0 0RACLES HERE, REMEMBER?
7,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
You are protected from attack! Amp is already shielded!
My Action: I tell the godmodder how much he sucks, trying to goad him into using an ultimate attack on Project Binary. "Wow, you claim to be omnipotent, but yet you fail to beat Project Binary? Not very omnipotent to me." If he gives up and cries in a corner instead of manning up, I shoot Project Binary myself, using the Teraporter from inside the slow time field.
SCP Foundation Action: Emergency authorization is given to run a piece of SCP-682's skin through SCP-914 on Very Fine, then throw the result at Project Binary.
Unknown Entity Action: The probe continues to approach the unknown entity. A faint radio signal is detected, and foundation personnel attempt to match frequencies and improve quality of the signal.
6/10 Unknown Entity
The Godmodder would like to point out to you that he just dealt 55,000,000 damage to Project Binary, and now not many of you have even dealt half as much.
SCP-682 Skin > Very Fine = SCP-001 Skin
The resulting alchemy is too powerful to even produce...
I quickly refabricate about seventy bajillion plus one Hard-Light Disruptor-Projectors...Hang on, I have an Idea.
I quickly assemble the seventy bajillion Disruptor-Projectors into a Focused Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector Array.
I then bombard Binary with a barrage of billions of bomblike blue bullets.
I then bap Cobalt with a newspaper. Wait that was Binary. And that was the Enderdragon Scythe, and that was actually me doing Teleslash Lvl 10. Oops, sorry.
I then nap Cobalt with a newspaper for real. Because that is REEEEALLY annoying.
insert and Cobalt were doing it to make you appreciate your Hard-Light Gun more, which you are very ungrateful about. But whatever, you regain your hard-light gear.
2,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
The fact that you intentionally obfuscated your Battle Technique by saying you attacked Cobalt causes it to fail!
When you do it for real, it deals 1 damage to Cobalt!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I call in an airstrike on binary with duty calls.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x18, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 2/11
Gib Typhhon > Fine 2/11
Lothyra picks up the original iAntimak and fires the charged attack that was just completed at Binary (this also contributes to the damage for Hank's chain attack). BTW Twin, the antimatter bullet has been building up for five times longer than normal for a shot, therefore it has five times more mass and should deal five times more damage.
Bender uses a duplicate of the Origin Wands to create an instantly addicting Virtual Blackjack program and very attractive robot hookers (they look like the Crushinator. that cannot be resisted in any way, shape, or form, and unleashes the. Basically, this attack is counter-godmodded to distract Binary so any damage for this post dealt to him after this point will be a crit.
Bender
I've said several times that the maximum damage modifier an attack can have is x2. The chain attack is a special circumstance, but this is just a simple charge.
> THE BUFF BANNER: ATTACK TWO => ADVANCED ANTIMAK
6,500,000 damage is added to the damage meter!
Project Binary is immune to addiction! The Glitch completely corrupts the program, and Project Binary's antivirus software takes care of the rest.
A boulder is thrown into Binary from a catapult... fired from a cannon... dropped from a fighter plane....
Well, I guess I should say thanks, Lothyra, I believe? I'll use this later. Alchemy at 3. I launch a cannonball of darkness from the Twiliblade at Binary.
3,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
Project Binary shines a giant beam of light at the cannonball, dispelling it!
The Wither effect is dispelled, but it is too late! Project Binary quickly reforms the railgun he used to get rid of the Lethal Injection and fires a devastating corruption beam from it! He gets pushed back from the massive recoil, and the Glitch trembles... The entire platform gets caught up in the attack, and it gets torn in half! 10 damage is dealt to every player except Erelye, Irecreeper, and Amp!
Leonstar, Nimbleguy, Talist, ninjatwist, Aegis, gutza, Crusher, OverlordXcano, omglolsguy22, Modpack, and 5l1n65h07 all die! Flare Flames would have died, but the FEZ protects him, giving him 1 HP! If he dies, the FEZ's power dies along with it... Heal him up and defend him! The rest of you who weren't protected are left in critical condition as well!
The Godmodder, a bit ticked off by Crusher's taunts, unleashes a devastating spin attack with the Red Tooth! He deals 50,000,000 damage to Project Binary! Then, the Buff Banner attack hits, dealing 11,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
This is it! The final push! Project Binary is almost destroyed, and next turn, you'll have more than enough power to finish him off entirely! Go out in a blaze of glory! End this act!
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Pseudoironic Sunrise is go. Wait no not enough damage yet. BINARY!!! I summon the Sunsetter with DOUBLE MIDNIGHT, pull out the Octoroon Rangoon and the Umbral Ultimatum, and execute a x3 SONG REFRANCE COMBO into Binary's eye, violently jabbing the weapons into his pupil.
Suddenly, my self from the future appears and warns me that Goanna67 is coming with inappropriately-sized images and ridiculous attacks. Armed with this knowledge, I build an ANTI-GOANNA67 TURRET. What this turrret lacks in standard firepower, it gains in eradicating any and all traces of the person it is used on, as well as any proof they ever existed. It will auto-lock onto any stray Goanna67s that appear and UTTERLY ANNIHILATE EVERY TRACE OF THEIR EXISTENCE WITH THE THOUSANDS OF OCTOROON RANGOONS STORED WITHIN.
I also pull out my Sparklers and use them to revive Talist.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 7/11
Shirtarangs >Fine 1/4
The White Wand 3/10
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Sub-Blight Cannon && Eldan Claw && Keyblade || Left Hand = The Keymaster (Level 4: 5/5) [COMPLETE]
I lag the hell out of binary by spam-placing a bunch of chickens. I then slash binary, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, and fire a beam at binary.
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 1/?
If whoever made that blocks the previous alchemy:
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB 1/?
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar 1/?
I begin to fly in the air and recite another incantation.
Suddenly, a burst of various elements appear, ranging from hydrogen to uranium as well as some other semi-fictional elements such as australium.
Some of the atoms merge into various organic chemicals that merge with the injured but alive players, healing them. More elements combine to form tissue and other things critical to human life, healing the players further. Finally, the metallic elements merge to create alloys, which then merge with the players' armor, strengthening the armor of the players. Finally, a burst of various highly radioactive elements, including those from other universes (such as those created by SCP-2046) form golems similar to SCP-2300 (but bigger). The Plutonium Golem assaults Binary with plutonium-based nukes, while the Ununoctium Golem transforms Binary's hard light projector into ununoctium (this ignores where the projector actually is), causing it to decay. The Polonium Golem force-feeds polonium-210 to Binary, which somehow damages him because it is magic polonium that poisons EVERYTHING. The Hydrogen Golem merges with the other light golems to form a large star and slams into Binary at relativistic speeds! Finally, all the golems merge into MENDELEEV'S ULTIMATUM! Mendeleev's Ultimatum blasts beams of pure elements at Binary which attack him also at relativistic speeds! Finally, they sap every photon of Binary's hard light and transform them into pure life energy! It splits into one piece for each living player, healing the living players! Finally, the Ultimatum assaults Binary with the power of over a million chemical elements from various universes with atomic numbers ranging from -3977 to 1449303, along with every compound! This is a scientist's dream! Finally, Mendeleev's Ultimatum unleashes the power of every element and compound's deadly powers - everything from flerovium to SCP-2046-███ to UNITIИium to australium to SCP-2046-██ trioxide to fluoroantimonic acid! The power of every chemical element and chemical compound severely injures Binary with the power of chemistry! After that, Mendeleev's Ultimatum turns into chunks of chemical elements. All the deadly ones end up inside Binary's hard light avatar, destroying it with radiation and other deadly properties.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 11/11) Rancharus would be proud.
Back to your reguarly scheduled Pionoparody. Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard (who has a severed left arm, which works for the element as Lefty proves) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 5/8)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 2/9)
I attempt to get a Captcharoid picture of Binary, the Glitch surrounding the area, and the orchid tentacles that support the platform we're on.
I use the Sparklers Generic gifted to me on Gutza1, reviving her.
Then, I proceed to use my newest Combat Operandi on Binary, Caledcrash. I draw Caledfwlch, presuming it's required for the attack.
I whip out Forge's Light, and slap Binary with it! I slap her so hard, she flies all the way into the sun! The minecraft sun is an infinite square, so she's flying through an infinite amount of sun! After 2 hours I take pity on her and teleport her back to me, where I use HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO: LEVEL 10-TWITCH SHOT!
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-10 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use the POWER OF THE FEZ, and harness it into a single, powerful sphere.
I launch it out at B1nary, and time seems to stop to all the other players.
In this short period of time, I unleash a huge attack!
I pull out the REDSTONE BOW and quickly unleash a large volley of shots at B1nary. I then quickly pull out the SEMI-AUTOMATIC RED RIFLE and 360-noscope B1nary's eye! After unloading it, I smash it into his eye, and pull out the BOOM-STICK scope, which I fire a few times into his eye. I then fire the ANTIMATTER BAYONET into B1nary, causing a huge explosion! Next up comes the RADIOACTIVE SNOWBALL GUN and the IRRADISTONE SNOWBALL GUN, which are both unloaded into B1nary. Tossing them aside, I then ex-equip the GOLDEN SNOWGUN and the ICKY SNOWGUN, which I smash together, causing a huge icy burst to come out and freeze B1nary. I then pull out HEAVEN'S STAFF and rain holy beams from the heavens, sundering the glitch. I then channel my ENDER-MAGIC and summon the HAND OF PEARL and the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE! I constantly teleport around, slashing B1nary! After one last teleport, I cast both my weapons aside (the Enderdragon's Scythe falling towards B1nary) and produce the TEA HEART CONTAINER, which I promptly drink. Next out of hammerspace comes THE DOKTOR'S TEA SET, which I fire at B1nary, creating a beautiful star pattern in his eyeball. THE AILEN'S TEASET is auto-selected and fired into B1nary in the same fashion as the previous weapon. I then pull out EVEN IN DEATH and unload several shotgun bursts into B1nary. To end off this combo, I jump into the sky and pull out THE OTHER SIDE, which by using the POWER OF THE FEZ, unleashes a huge world-clearing laser towards B1nary.
And that should deal some serious damage.
(Hopefully.)
I use SUNRISE on Binary, seeing as it's been wasting away in my Combat Chest and it feels close to Binary's defeat. If Binary isn't at low enough health yet, I cut a vertical tear in its eye with the Sunsetter, then fill the gap with the extremely pointy Shirtarangs I have on hand. If Binary is at 30 million health or lower at this point, I use SUNRISE.
As a gesture of good will, I heal Erelye with my Sparklers, then duplicate all of TheLordErelye's items and give them to Erelye, because I have sympathy for the story of a Lord dethroned.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 8/11
Shirtarangs >Fine 2/4
The White Wand 4/10
Hah. Let's just say that my computer exploded horrifically, the editor decided to screw with my posts, and the profanity detector chose to pick up asterisks, banning my other account from posting in a public thread until Thursday, to simplify everything. Now, assuming you were telling the truth in the PM with my account on my currently defunct computer, I can get back to business.
Squid Pro Quo Ink? Now I merely need to find some area of the Void explicitly focused on feathers, and I will have Tectrixcaliber. A glorious task indeed.
Regardless of my current state, I heal Flare with the Golden Sunsticks. Personally, I think he should get to kill Binary.
Directly afterwards, I draw the Hazel Wand in a particularly dramatic, but swift, fashion.
You may attack me... you may raze my temporality... but obscuring the last divination tools I possess is the final offense.
I promptly jab the Hazel Wand in Binary's direction. A dark aura of tentacular auric Nightmare Fuel ignites from the wand, spreading down the length of the thing, and across my body as well, streaming off of the two in a relatively orderly fashion. Golden creation energy spirals down the length of the Wand once more, incapable of mixing with the energy of the Furthest Ring. Sparks of violet energy leap from the tip of the wand, as usual, but slightly brighter, as if one were energizing a weapon with pure Vis. Sadly, I am not nearly powerful enough, nor is the Lord-Archmage Nartheon himself, to make every aura node in existence bow to my will now in a manner akin to however Nimble did it. Therefore, I shall go for a far more destructive approach. With a quick spell, hundreds of spikes make of fused Refined Bedrock and Voidmetal burst out of Binary's every orifice, inviting other attacks in a slightly gruesome manner. Theoretically, I could kill him now with slightly more effort, but that would assuredly trip the OP Scale. Anyhow, my focus drifts back over to the Hazel Wand, which is so called because it is no longer made of hazel wood, and is only a wand if one observes it to be one. The extent of its abilities far surpass my own. A few spells should help kill this abomination, at the very least. The voices within the wand wish for me to do quite a few things, I assure you. The multiple auras, swirling around me, begin to pulsate in an eldritch manner. I arc the Hazel Wand downwards, a grim look plastered upon my face. Immediately, a large amount of aubergine Visink bursts from the tip of the wand, splattering across the surface of the platform. The almost-fused creation and eldritch energies begin to grow brighter, reflected in the pool of Visink. Instantaneously, a burst of light erupts from the rod in heretofore unprecedented amounts, surpassing that of a star, minus the deadly radiation and heat. Looking away from the epitome of primal wand foci-modification to protect my eyes, I twitch the Hazel Wand around, moving the... light towards Binary. It streaks around at the speed of... light, searing into the corneas of any foolish or brave enough to peer at the clearly deadly point of precision and arcane power. The luminescent point plows straight through Binary, taking with it nigh-unlimited amounts of creation magic and eldritch sorcery. Shockwaves of potency radiate from the strike. When I look back, I see a brilliant, shimmering pearl before my vision, as well as the clearly slightly more damaged Binary. I slip the Primordial Pearl into my inventory, and leap to the side abruptly, casting The Blot as I do so, firing into Binary with the Blotspitter.
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 6/8)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 3/9)
I quickly transform into the mightiest form I possess, using the power of creation that liberally rains everywhere to allow me to bypass the utterly ridiculous energy requirements, attempting to annihilate Binary once and for all. I call upon the immense power deep within my soul, buried within myself, and unleash it. This causes me to transform into something so ridiculously big that, before the metamorphosis begins I leap off the platform and use the power of creation to create a new, much bigger one. The result to everyone appears as a massive ball of light that, had the oracles not been blinded by Binary, would have had no chance to understand the form I take. That, and everyone doesn't want to see what it is anyway so they can imagine what I just turned into. The massive orb of light rushes into Binary, and henceforth what I do to him is obscured. When I come back, if he's not already annihilated, Binary is horribly wounded. I then make the entirety of the massive orb of light that envelops me fire off a beam of massive light, making it seem like the orb has suddenly stretched into Binary, enveloping him once again. The scorch marks say all that needs to be said on the matter. Then, Binary just randomly takes multiple cuts, this time without any contact with the sphere itself, yet still with it as the source. Finally, the light dissipating, I quickly send the newly-created platform on a collision course with Binary, which explodes in a furious blackness.
I then teleport back above the platform, the light fading. I have an audacious grin on my face-it's obvious I enjoyed my brief stint as...Whatever it was. Not wasting time, I perform Improptu Caucus, hoping to finish him if I already haven't.
I teleport the second Inky Door back to Grayhold as well. No need to keep it here. Its purpose was achieved, possibly.
I heal Flare with the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot. He needs it, and I do not want to go back to the safetext method, which will probably occur if he dies.
Anyhow, I unsheathe Fill 'Em with Midnight, and immediately energize it with pure creation majyyks from the FEZ. I redirect the gamma particles being emitted from it towards Binary. The blade begins to emit a glowing yellow-orange color commonly exhibited by a Scratch Construct. Slowly, my hand drifts towards the spade on the sword, but stops and inch above it. No need for that -yet. Instead, I focus, and several Miniature Green Suns materialize before me, illuminated in their glory. Without a doubt in mind, I telekinetically force them together, merging them into a slightly larger Miniature Green Sun. This thing, for all intents and purposes, is magnificent. I cannot consider any other elements of magic capable of overriding it, and I know every discovered one. Regardless, the miniature star appropriates itself to the new gravitational forces acting upon it, and then begins to expand, growing to a slightly larger size, before being pulled in by its own gravity. I plunge Fill 'Em with Midnight into the model star, and use the inherent abilities of the blade to absorb all the energy. The yellow-orange is then accompanied by green flames. Of course, you do not expect me to use a melee attack, right? That would be suicide. Speaking of suicide... I telekinetically embed a Suicide Seed in Binary, stopping anybody from entering the area of effect. After the reaction subsides, I grip the hilt of Fill 'Em with Midnight more tightly, anxious about this testing of my abilities in particular. Abruptly, I lunge to the ground, sinking my sword into the platform. As per my knowledge, I will not have to perform a melee attack. The golden energy and green flames extend across the surface of the platform, leaving the other players inexplicably unharmed. Just before the two energy types reach the edges of the platform, I swiftly draw Fahrenheit -451, and utilize the abilities it possesses to create a bridge of magifrost unmelting to Binary. The twin sorceries race across the bridge, weaving betwixt each other exuberantly. I place Fahrenheit -451 back in my inventory, and sink Fill 'Em with Midnight even deeper into the platform, causing the waves of power to accelerate. Directly as the shockwaves are about to strike Binary, my thumb slips onto to spade, activating the 'special attack' this weapon possesses. A wave of pure darkness erupts from the blade, streaking past everyone at nearly the speed of light, striking Binary exactly when the other two attacks do, all infused with creation majyyks. I de-equip Fill 'Em with Midnight.
???: I look at the damage done to the Level 7777 sentry, then slowly turn back to look at Binary.
{NEVER. TOUCH. MAH. STUFF.}
Power gathers around my form, then suddenly, parts of my aura begin to vanish, as if small areas of the universe were being ripped away from the rest. As a matter of fact, that is precisely what is happening. Need to make room for some things, after all. Once a suitably large amount of universe has been ripped apart, I suddenly disappear. Seconds later, two extremely power metal tendrils impale through the hole I made in the universe, then pull outwards, allowing me to enter back in, but with appearances not being so much of a concern anymore.
{ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I CAN DO THIS.}
A twisted landscape of metal rises up, engulfing the Level 7777 sentry, then warps. Tendrils coil around the battleground, yanking holes open into Oblivion. True Oblivion. The nothingness. Oblivion, in a sense, cannot be perceived by normal beings. They cannot imagine nothing. What they imagine is their interpretation of nothing, and that is not truly nothing. Players who want their sanity to remain intact, I suggest not looking right now, since trying to comprehend Oblivion is impossible for most of you. One tendril reaches through an area, then forces open a hole near Binary, before dragging him into Oblivion. What is inside Oblivion, you might ask? Nothing. There is nothing, no matter what. See nothing, hear nothing, smell nothing, feel nothing. Not even omniscient beings can perceive Oblivion. Being in there, it is like being dead. Oblivion does not have a space, or a time, so Binary gets dragged through Oblivion at an unknown speed, for an unknown time. He could have been there for a second, or for an eternity. He could have been slowly drifting across Oblivion at a leisurely pace, or been yanked to the speed of light. There is no way of telling, for Oblivion is nothing, and trying to measure it is a fruitless endeavor. Once out the other side, which took at most 10 seconds on our end, I decide to not be the twisted landscape of metal much longer. Otherwise I risk driving everyone insane.
{EVER BEEN NOWHERE? WELL, NOW YOU HAVE.}
Back to my previous form, I then partially eat Binary, just to do physical damage on top of the existing Nothingness that I subjected him to earlier, and also because I can.
Real world, undisclosed location: The drone comes up on a door, and scans it. Yep, this leads to the roof. But the door is locked, and I need a key. Hold on, no I don't. I can just smash the door down!... Wait, this door is alarmed too. Smashing it down will clue the guards in on my presence. I continue sneaking around the facility, looking for the key to the roof access door. Thankfully, the guard patrols are few and far between, so I can explore with relative ease. Eventually, I come across a room that apparently contains every key, including the one I need. Hold on... Also locked and alarmed, although locked differently. I'll need a specific card, carried by certain high-ranking guards...
The Mainframe: Entity body at 15% complete. Stage 1 at 12% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 60% downloaded. I should write a fanfic. But perhaps when the circumstances are less... urgent. When's intermission 3 coming up? After Binary dies, or is there going to be some stuff beforehand?
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 2/?
If whoever made that blocks the previous alchemy:
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB 2/?
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar 2/?
ACTION: SPRITING-FORMATTING FRENZY #01:
I shoot Binary with the Screenfreezer, Arcticb❄mbing his system and causing a copy of CIH to corrupt his BIOS. I then carve a USB slot in his body with Chemostriker while spraying c✽rrosive acids at him and stick the Bi☣terrorism USB in, giving him even more viruses. I then dual-wield Toxicide and the Snapper and fire them in every mode - fluoroantimonic acid, chlorine trifluoride, eb☣la, Lassa fever, Marburgvirus, polonium-294, SCP-009 and SCP-409 - directly at Binary. Finally, I sᴍɪᴛᴇ Binary with the power of Notch (he already has electronic Lassa fever) using Notch's Smiter. Finally, I edit his code with the Unicoder and add 🏦 emoji and 文 East Asian ideographs to every file in his system, corrupting them even further in the process. Finally, I saw through his entire body with the Nuclear Powersaw.
I also refute my taking damage from Netpatham by pointing out that he said "nap" and not "bap". Therefore, he, instead of bapping me and dealing 1 damage, napped in the newly erected Elsewhere Hard-Light Hotel, owned by me and created with his old Hard Light Disruptor-Projector. This healed him by a few HP.
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Brainfreezer > Fine 2/???
@Amp: Not exactly. But it has screwed my posts to the point of utter incoherence, so I'll just use this account for a bit, then get back to my other one when I see fit. Incidentally, good luck with the schoolwork.
I scour Universe A with the Eye's Pyramidion for some indicator of what is occurring at the present time there. I also attempt to find the Secret of the Void with the Voidviewer. Just in case.
I pull out the Quasar's Nightcrawler, and activate the White Ring. Using the powers of the Ring, I summon a large ocean of entropic water within Binary, attempting to annihilate him. Seeing as this is obviously not going to work, I raise Quasar's Nightcrawler as well, manipulating the tensile power within the weapon for a far more devious task than was originally intended when I created it.
This may serve to be my first successful experiment in the precise art of recondite dissolution. Hah.
Anyhow, I focus the energy inherent within Quasar's Nightcrawler into a relatively large sphere of void. The orb crackles with potency. However, I have not yet finished. Wielding the energy of the FEZ, I fuse creation sorcery into the orb, doing so to create a metaphysical barrier of various psionic substances, whether physical or otherwise. Regardless, I continue to vent energy from the scepter into the sphere. It begins to grow marginally larger. Noting this development, I fuse the equivalent amount of creation energy into the sphere as well, to balance it out, and prevent a minor black hole from being created by my already baffling incompetence. This causes the sphere to expand exponentially. At that, I take a step back, and deactivate the White Ring, de-equipping Quasar's Nightcrawler as well. Instead, I raise a hand. Instantly, the pitch-black orb emits a dull white aura, and begins to slowly move towards Binary. Ever so slowly. Slowly.
Of course, that would be obscene. By the time I have lulled Binary into a false sense of security, if at all (if I do not, I merely do this once the sphere travels a few meters), I use my extensive knowledge of Green Sun links to cause the orb to vanish. All is absolutely silent for several minuscule moments. Instantaneously, a sphere of void energy, empowered by creation and glowing with a white aura, appears half-imbedded in Binary, coated in green flames. With a single thought, the thing explodes with the force of several nuclear warheads, corroding Binary with the void energy. The second this occurs, my eyes appear to glow violet, masking every bit of my eyes, transforming them into a single color. Bolts of static electricity of the exact same color leap off of the surface of the aforementioned eyes. I fire two twin optic blasts at Binary. Not waiting to see whether or not the attack succeeded, I flash-step to my left, without falling off the platform. Peering at the other players, I realize I have not expended all of my psionic energy from the charging. As an afterthought, the amethyst color fades from my eyes, and becomes a psionic aura of the same color around me. However, instead of merely leaving it there, I concentrate. After a second or so, it appears as if the energy solidifies. Of course, it did. I have just forged a shield around myself, hopefully protecting myself from an attack or two, direly needed, with the lack of available healing. I shield Amp as well.
I alchemize Knitting Needles && Thunderstorm-in-a-Jar && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. The Other Gods are not particularly fickle about what they allow me to place their power into, especially when it is only a singular tentacle. And some crushed Dark Petals, but I digress.
45/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I tell the godmodder how much he sucks, trying to goad him into using an ultimate attack on Project Binary. "Wow, you claim to be omnipotent, but yet you fail to beat Project Binary? Not very omnipotent to me." If he gives up and cries in a corner instead of manning up, I shoot Project Binary myself, using the Teraporter from inside the slow time field.
SCP Foundation Action: Emergency authorization is given to run a piece of SCP-682's skin through SCP-914 on Very Fine, then throw the result at Project Binary.
Unknown Entity Action: The probe continues to approach the unknown entity. A faint radio signal is detected, and foundation personnel attempt to match frequencies and improve quality of the signal.
6/10 Unknown Entity
I quickly assemble the seventy bajillion Disruptor-Projectors into a Focused Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector Array.
I then bombard Binary with a barrage of billions of bomblike blue bullets.
I then bap Cobalt with a newspaper. Wait that was Binary. And that was the Enderdragon Scythe, and that was actually me doing Teleslash Lvl 10. Oops, sorry.
I then nap Cobalt with a newspaper for real. Because that is REEEEALLY annoying.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I call in an airstrike on binary with duty calls.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x18, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 2/11
Gib Typhhon > Fine 2/11
Fusionmak Nanorifle: 6/11
Amy's Overboard: 2/4
Antimatter Blast: 5/5 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra picks up the original iAntimak and fires the charged attack that was just completed at Binary (this also contributes to the damage for Hank's chain attack). BTW Twin, the antimatter bullet has been building up for five times longer than normal for a shot, therefore it has five times more mass and should deal five times more damage.
Bender uses a duplicate of the Origin Wands to create an instantly addicting Virtual Blackjack program and very attractive robot hookers (they look like the Crushinator. that cannot be resisted in any way, shape, or form, and unleashes the. Basically, this attack is counter-godmodded to distract Binary so any damage for this post dealt to him after this point will be a crit.
Bender
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Well, I guess I should say thanks, Lothyra, I believe? I'll use this later. Alchemy at 3. I launch a cannonball of darkness from the Twiliblade at Binary.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Twitchy Staff deals an additional 6,000,000 damage!
Suitarangs && Cascade Armor = Shirtarangs (Level 2: 1/3)
REALISM: A set of white wands whose handles are fashioned from old birch wood. They have the power to amplify hope magic, projecting the will of its user onto others. This can strengthen attack power, lower fakeness attributes, and much more.
> THE OLD BALLGAME: ATTACK FIVE => HOME RUN
You hurl the Godmodder-Ball...
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
You fail to cast the Combat Operandi, lacking the neccessary Sacred Items! However, the Godmodder quickly inputs some commands into Console, and you find all Sacred Items have been restored! You expend 4 Elf Tears and Hog Slop to execute the command and earn Lefty!
You use Oblivion's Topper, amplifying the attack even more!
The Home-Run Bat unleashes its trademark ding...
55,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
TOXICIDE: An extremely dangerous machine gun that can do much more than just shoot normal bullets. Using several canisters hooked up to an ammo feed, it can fire bullets infused with acid, fire, many types of virus, and polonium-284, an extremely toxic substance that can poison almost anything.
6,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
The darts deal 2,000,000 damage to Project Binary, but his massive amount of antivirus software repels the viruses in the sedatives!
The MTF forces deal an additional 3,000,000 damage to Project Binary! Project Binary then locks the D-classes in an invisible box and resumes targeting the players!
Although the virus can attack Project Binary, it's not necessarily capable of beating him! Project Binary subdues the rogue virus quickly, but still takes 1,000,000 damage.
The Nanomag Glober deals 4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Hazel Wand deals 4,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
10,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
The other attacks deal an additional 4,000,000 damage!
Project Binary's main structure is unable to move, but just because he cannot move doesn't mean the Glitch can't move! It unleashes a massive reservoir of corruption on the container, causing it to explode prematurely in thin air, harming nothing!
It seems that your massive amount of wards and other protection helps you withstand the Void's harshness... However, you can feel it slowly eat away at you. You quickly grab the jar telekinetically and head back through the door.
You have acquired the Ink of Squid Pro Quo.
6,500,000 damage to Project Binary! However, he then gets rid of he Lethal Injection by siphoning it all into a small patch of his coding, then forming a weapons array out of it! A massive railgun appears from his eye, and he fires a superheated stream of the Injection out of it, purging it from his body! It flies towards the Level 7777 Sentry, destroying some of it!
Well... Alright. You are in the real world. Apparently.
North Korea may be able to hack into Sony, but they can't stand up to an AI with a god complex!
The Glitch corrupts the bombs into TNT and lights them, causing them to explode prematurely and do damage to no one!
The Twiliblade deals 3,750,000 damage to Project Binary!
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 1/9)
You fill up the Sacred Items drained from your previous attack instead.
9,000,000 damage to Project Binary! He quickly counters by making you get hit by a massive snowball! Since it's just a snowball, it only deals 1 damage to you. However, it also completely fizzles out all the fire in the area!
You and Amperz4nd are protected from attack!
Since you are inflicted with Wither, you cannot heal yourself!
5,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
THE SCREENFREEZER: An upgraded version of the Arcticbomber that is painted entirely blue, as to resemble a certain death screen. In addition to unleashing the effects of Arcticbomb, it also has "Chernobyl ammo" that can inflict the effects of the CIH virus on robotic entities, completely overwriting critical information and deleting parts of the BIOS.
5,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
The chain attack will be nerfed due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™!
> THE BUFF BANNER: BUFF ONE => CRIT LIGHTNING
The crit-meter raises to one!
The Glitch bypasses admin commands and /tps you in a direction facing away from Project Binary, causing you to miss entirely!
ANTIGRAV DIAMONDBOARD: A modified version of the Antigrav Diamondboard, made out of diamond. Awesome.
You can only use two items in the Garage at once!
> THE BUFF BANNER: ATTACK ONE => ANOTHER ANTIMAK
4,500,000 damage is added to the damage meter!
The Nanomag Glober deals an additional 4,000,000 damage!
You can only add to a chain once per post!
Again, how exactly can you use font/language in an alchemy recipe?
The Wither effect blocks your healing!
The attacks deal 4,000,000 damage to Project Binary combined!
4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
The SORD..... glitches into Unreal Air and ascends into the sky. Yeah, it's not coming back.
Realism > Fine = The White Wand (Level 9: 1/10)
4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
Minicritted 4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
3,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
15,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
SHIRTARANGS: A set of Batarangs that are stylized to look the icons on the shirts of the beta kids: the green ghost, orchid horror, red disc, and blue atom.
Hey, a new player! Welcome! You sort of remind me of a long-time player on the game, by the way.
Hey! The Hazel Wand, Maelstrombound, and the Withervis Stave all belong to TheLordErelye! Don't you know that you can't use another guy's alchemies and special attacks? Hmm... You really should read the OP, by the way. And make sure to PM me if you have any questions!
I'll allow this stuff just this once, though. Remember, you have to alchemize your own gear, and earn your attacks yourself!
6,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
> Erelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
Additional 8,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
All your teammates would forcibly murder you, but you actually have HP and you're new here, so they'll let it slide. They tell you (and so do I) that adding Wither energy to the Wither status effect would just strengthen it! You deactivate it.
Actually, I messed up the Brainfreezer's earlier description... I'll leave it here for TheLordErelye to see.
THE BRAINFREEZER: An extremely cold copy of Problem Sooth that radiates with a draining energy. It disrupts the minds of anyone who reads it and puts them in a trance, slowly driving them insane.
The Brainfreezer > Fine = The Brainmelter (Level 6: 1/7)
Hmm... You're using more of TheLordErelye's stuff... I'll allow it for now, but you have to remember that that's frowned upon!
You suddenly find that the Eye's Pyramidion and Voidviewer are only showing purple static! Project Binary glares at you.
BINARY: 1 T0LD Y0U THAT THERE WERE T0 BE N0 0RACLES HERE, REMEMBER?
7,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
You are protected from attack! Amp is already shielded!
Knitting Needles && Jarred Thunderstorm && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel = Thorns of Oglogoth (Level 10: 1/11)
The Godmodder would like to point out to you that he just dealt 55,000,000 damage to Project Binary, and now not many of you have even dealt half as much.
SCP-682 Skin > Very Fine = SCP-001 Skin
The resulting alchemy is too powerful to even produce...
insert and Cobalt were doing it to make you appreciate your Hard-Light Gun more, which you are very ungrateful about. But whatever, you regain your hard-light gear.
2,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
The fact that you intentionally obfuscated your Battle Technique by saying you attacked Cobalt causes it to fail!
When you do it for real, it deals 1 damage to Cobalt!
4,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
I've said several times that the maximum damage modifier an attack can have is x2. The chain attack is a special circumstance, but this is just a simple charge.
> THE BUFF BANNER: ATTACK TWO => ADVANCED ANTIMAK
6,500,000 damage is added to the damage meter!
Project Binary is immune to addiction! The Glitch completely corrupts the program, and Project Binary's antivirus software takes care of the rest.
3,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
Project Binary shines a giant beam of light at the cannonball, dispelling it!
The Wither effect is dispelled, but it is too late! Project Binary quickly reforms the railgun he used to get rid of the Lethal Injection and fires a devastating corruption beam from it! He gets pushed back from the massive recoil, and the Glitch trembles... The entire platform gets caught up in the attack, and it gets torn in half! 10 damage is dealt to every player except Erelye, Irecreeper, and Amp!
Leonstar, Nimbleguy, Talist, ninjatwist, Aegis, gutza, Crusher, OverlordXcano, omglolsguy22, Modpack, and 5l1n65h07 all die! Flare Flames would have died, but the FEZ protects him, giving him 1 HP! If he dies, the FEZ's power dies along with it... Heal him up and defend him! The rest of you who weren't protected are left in critical condition as well!
The Godmodder, a bit ticked off by Crusher's taunts, unleashes a devastating spin attack with the Red Tooth! He deals 50,000,000 damage to Project Binary! Then, the Buff Banner attack hits, dealing 11,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
This is it! The final push! Project Binary is almost destroyed, and next turn, you'll have more than enough power to finish him off entirely! Go out in a blaze of glory! End this act!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 161,035,000/500,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 80%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 1/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 13/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 3/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 10/25.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 0/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 0/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 2/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 16/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 4/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 0/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 6/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 0/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 0/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 0/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 0/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 3/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 0/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 1/20.
omglolsguy22: [???] HP: 0/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 10/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 4/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 10/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 20/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 1/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 2/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 0/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 8/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 0/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III DISABLED (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III DISABLED (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
29 Elf Tears
21 Pie Filling
27 Weasel Snot
Suddenly, my self from the future appears and warns me that Goanna67 is coming with inappropriately-sized images and ridiculous attacks. Armed with this knowledge, I build an ANTI-GOANNA67 TURRET. What this turrret lacks in standard firepower, it gains in eradicating any and all traces of the person it is used on, as well as any proof they ever existed. It will auto-lock onto any stray Goanna67s that appear and UTTERLY ANNIHILATE EVERY TRACE OF THEIR EXISTENCE WITH THE THOUSANDS OF OCTOROON RANGOONS STORED WITHIN.
I also pull out my Sparklers and use them to revive Talist.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 7/11
Shirtarangs >Fine 1/4
The White Wand 3/10
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Twin, I had done an alchemy you didn't count....
Twiliblade && Diablo
... Anyway, it's at 4. I use my hair to (at extreme speeds) stab Binary with the Twiliblade.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I lag the hell out of binary by spam-placing a bunch of chickens. I then slash binary, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, slash binary again, and fire a beam at binary.
x8 COMBO!
I'll be making my great escape now!
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 1/?
If whoever made that blocks the previous alchemy:
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB 1/?
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar 1/?
I begin to fly in the air and recite another incantation.
Suddenly, a burst of various elements appear, ranging from hydrogen to uranium as well as some other semi-fictional elements such as australium.
Some of the atoms merge into various organic chemicals that merge with the injured but alive players, healing them. More elements combine to form tissue and other things critical to human life, healing the players further. Finally, the metallic elements merge to create alloys, which then merge with the players' armor, strengthening the armor of the players. Finally, a burst of various highly radioactive elements, including those from other universes (such as those created by SCP-2046) form golems similar to SCP-2300 (but bigger). The Plutonium Golem assaults Binary with plutonium-based nukes, while the Ununoctium Golem transforms Binary's hard light projector into ununoctium (this ignores where the projector actually is), causing it to decay. The Polonium Golem force-feeds polonium-210 to Binary, which somehow damages him because it is magic polonium that poisons EVERYTHING. The Hydrogen Golem merges with the other light golems to form a large star and slams into Binary at relativistic speeds! Finally, all the golems merge into MENDELEEV'S ULTIMATUM! Mendeleev's Ultimatum blasts beams of pure elements at Binary which attack him also at relativistic speeds! Finally, they sap every photon of Binary's hard light and transform them into pure life energy! It splits into one piece for each living player, healing the living players! Finally, the Ultimatum assaults Binary with the power of over a million chemical elements from various universes with atomic numbers ranging from -3977 to 1449303, along with every compound! This is a scientist's dream! Finally, Mendeleev's Ultimatum unleashes the power of every element and compound's deadly powers - everything from flerovium to SCP-2046-███ to UNITIИium to australium to SCP-2046-██ trioxide to fluoroantimonic acid! The power of every chemical element and chemical compound severely injures Binary with the power of chemistry! After that, Mendeleev's Ultimatum turns into chunks of chemical elements. All the deadly ones end up inside Binary's hard light avatar, destroying it with radiation and other deadly properties.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 11/11) Rancharus would be proud.
Back to your reguarly scheduled Pionoparody. Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard (who has a severed left arm, which works for the element as Lefty proves) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 5/8)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 2/9)
I attempt to get a Captcharoid picture of Binary, the Glitch surrounding the area, and the orchid tentacles that support the platform we're on.
I use the Sparklers Generic gifted to me on Gutza1, reviving her.
Then, I proceed to use my newest Combat Operandi on Binary, Caledcrash. I draw Caledfwlch, presuming it's required for the attack.
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-10 / 50- Dragoon
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use the POWER OF THE FEZ, and harness it into a single, powerful sphere.
I launch it out at B1nary, and time seems to stop to all the other players.
In this short period of time, I unleash a huge attack!
I pull out the REDSTONE BOW and quickly unleash a large volley of shots at B1nary. I then quickly pull out the SEMI-AUTOMATIC RED RIFLE and 360-noscope B1nary's eye! After unloading it, I smash it into his eye, and pull out the BOOM-STICK scope, which I fire a few times into his eye. I then fire the ANTIMATTER BAYONET into B1nary, causing a huge explosion! Next up comes the RADIOACTIVE SNOWBALL GUN and the IRRADISTONE SNOWBALL GUN, which are both unloaded into B1nary. Tossing them aside, I then ex-equip the GOLDEN SNOWGUN and the ICKY SNOWGUN, which I smash together, causing a huge icy burst to come out and freeze B1nary. I then pull out HEAVEN'S STAFF and rain holy beams from the heavens, sundering the glitch. I then channel my ENDER-MAGIC and summon the HAND OF PEARL and the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE! I constantly teleport around, slashing B1nary! After one last teleport, I cast both my weapons aside (the Enderdragon's Scythe falling towards B1nary) and produce the TEA HEART CONTAINER, which I promptly drink. Next out of hammerspace comes THE DOKTOR'S TEA SET, which I fire at B1nary, creating a beautiful star pattern in his eyeball. THE AILEN'S TEASET is auto-selected and fired into B1nary in the same fashion as the previous weapon. I then pull out EVEN IN DEATH and unload several shotgun bursts into B1nary. To end off this combo, I jump into the sky and pull out THE OTHER SIDE, which by using the POWER OF THE FEZ, unleashes a huge world-clearing laser towards B1nary.
And that should deal some serious damage.
(Hopefully.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
As a gesture of good will, I heal Erelye with my Sparklers, then duplicate all of TheLordErelye's items and give them to Erelye, because I have sympathy for the story of a Lord dethroned.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 8/11
Shirtarangs >Fine 2/4
The White Wand 4/10
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The Brainmelter 3/7
Thorns of Oglogoth 2/11
Hah. Let's just say that my computer exploded horrifically, the editor decided to screw with my posts, and the profanity detector chose to pick up asterisks, banning my other account from posting in a public thread until Thursday, to simplify everything. Now, assuming you were telling the truth in the PM with my account on my currently defunct computer, I can get back to business.
Squid Pro Quo Ink? Now I merely need to find some area of the Void explicitly focused on feathers, and I will have Tectrixcaliber. A glorious task indeed.
Regardless of my current state, I heal Flare with the Golden Sunsticks. Personally, I think he should get to kill Binary.
Directly afterwards, I draw the Hazel Wand in a particularly dramatic, but swift, fashion.
You may attack me... you may raze my temporality... but obscuring the last divination tools I possess is the final offense.
I promptly jab the Hazel Wand in Binary's direction. A dark aura of tentacular auric Nightmare Fuel ignites from the wand, spreading down the length of the thing, and across my body as well, streaming off of the two in a relatively orderly fashion. Golden creation energy spirals down the length of the Wand once more, incapable of mixing with the energy of the Furthest Ring. Sparks of violet energy leap from the tip of the wand, as usual, but slightly brighter, as if one were energizing a weapon with pure Vis. Sadly, I am not nearly powerful enough, nor is the Lord-Archmage Nartheon himself, to make every aura node in existence bow to my will now in a manner akin to however Nimble did it. Therefore, I shall go for a far more destructive approach. With a quick spell, hundreds of spikes make of fused Refined Bedrock and Voidmetal burst out of Binary's every orifice, inviting other attacks in a slightly gruesome manner. Theoretically, I could kill him now with slightly more effort, but that would assuredly trip the OP Scale. Anyhow, my focus drifts back over to the Hazel Wand, which is so called because it is no longer made of hazel wood, and is only a wand if one observes it to be one. The extent of its abilities far surpass my own. A few spells should help kill this abomination, at the very least. The voices within the wand wish for me to do quite a few things, I assure you. The multiple auras, swirling around me, begin to pulsate in an eldritch manner. I arc the Hazel Wand downwards, a grim look plastered upon my face. Immediately, a large amount of aubergine Visink bursts from the tip of the wand, splattering across the surface of the platform. The almost-fused creation and eldritch energies begin to grow brighter, reflected in the pool of Visink. Instantaneously, a burst of light erupts from the rod in heretofore unprecedented amounts, surpassing that of a star, minus the deadly radiation and heat. Looking away from the epitome of primal wand foci-modification to protect my eyes, I twitch the Hazel Wand around, moving the... light towards Binary. It streaks around at the speed of... light, searing into the corneas of any foolish or brave enough to peer at the clearly deadly point of precision and arcane power. The luminescent point plows straight through Binary, taking with it nigh-unlimited amounts of creation magic and eldritch sorcery. Shockwaves of potency radiate from the strike. When I look back, I see a brilliant, shimmering pearl before my vision, as well as the clearly slightly more damaged Binary. I slip the Primordial Pearl into my inventory, and leap to the side abruptly, casting The Blot as I do so, firing into Binary with the Blotspitter.
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 6/8)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 3/9)
I quickly transform into the mightiest form I possess, using the power of creation that liberally rains everywhere to allow me to bypass the utterly ridiculous energy requirements, attempting to annihilate Binary once and for all. I call upon the immense power deep within my soul, buried within myself, and unleash it. This causes me to transform into something so ridiculously big that, before the metamorphosis begins I leap off the platform and use the power of creation to create a new, much bigger one. The result to everyone appears as a massive ball of light that, had the oracles not been blinded by Binary, would have had no chance to understand the form I take. That, and everyone doesn't want to see what it is anyway so they can imagine what I just turned into. The massive orb of light rushes into Binary, and henceforth what I do to him is obscured. When I come back, if he's not already annihilated, Binary is horribly wounded. I then make the entirety of the massive orb of light that envelops me fire off a beam of massive light, making it seem like the orb has suddenly stretched into Binary, enveloping him once again. The scorch marks say all that needs to be said on the matter. Then, Binary just randomly takes multiple cuts, this time without any contact with the sphere itself, yet still with it as the source. Finally, the light dissipating, I quickly send the newly-created platform on a collision course with Binary, which explodes in a furious blackness.
I then teleport back above the platform, the light fading. I have an audacious grin on my face-it's obvious I enjoyed my brief stint as...Whatever it was. Not wasting time, I perform Improptu Caucus, hoping to finish him if I already haven't.
The Brainmelter 4/7
Thorns of Oglogoth 3/11
I teleport the second Inky Door back to Grayhold as well. No need to keep it here. Its purpose was achieved, possibly.
I heal Flare with the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot. He needs it, and I do not want to go back to the safetext method, which will probably occur if he dies.
Anyhow, I unsheathe Fill 'Em with Midnight, and immediately energize it with pure creation majyyks from the FEZ. I redirect the gamma particles being emitted from it towards Binary. The blade begins to emit a glowing yellow-orange color commonly exhibited by a Scratch Construct. Slowly, my hand drifts towards the spade on the sword, but stops and inch above it. No need for that -yet. Instead, I focus, and several Miniature Green Suns materialize before me, illuminated in their glory. Without a doubt in mind, I telekinetically force them together, merging them into a slightly larger Miniature Green Sun. This thing, for all intents and purposes, is magnificent. I cannot consider any other elements of magic capable of overriding it, and I know every discovered one. Regardless, the miniature star appropriates itself to the new gravitational forces acting upon it, and then begins to expand, growing to a slightly larger size, before being pulled in by its own gravity. I plunge Fill 'Em with Midnight into the model star, and use the inherent abilities of the blade to absorb all the energy. The yellow-orange is then accompanied by green flames. Of course, you do not expect me to use a melee attack, right? That would be suicide. Speaking of suicide... I telekinetically embed a Suicide Seed in Binary, stopping anybody from entering the area of effect. After the reaction subsides, I grip the hilt of Fill 'Em with Midnight more tightly, anxious about this testing of my abilities in particular. Abruptly, I lunge to the ground, sinking my sword into the platform. As per my knowledge, I will not have to perform a melee attack. The golden energy and green flames extend across the surface of the platform, leaving the other players inexplicably unharmed. Just before the two energy types reach the edges of the platform, I swiftly draw Fahrenheit -451, and utilize the abilities it possesses to create a bridge of magifrost unmelting to Binary. The twin sorceries race across the bridge, weaving betwixt each other exuberantly. I place Fahrenheit -451 back in my inventory, and sink Fill 'Em with Midnight even deeper into the platform, causing the waves of power to accelerate. Directly as the shockwaves are about to strike Binary, my thumb slips onto to spade, activating the 'special attack' this weapon possesses. A wave of pure darkness erupts from the blade, streaking past everyone at nearly the speed of light, striking Binary exactly when the other two attacks do, all infused with creation majyyks. I de-equip Fill 'Em with Midnight.
???: I look at the damage done to the Level 7777 sentry, then slowly turn back to look at Binary.
{NEVER. TOUCH. MAH. STUFF.}
Power gathers around my form, then suddenly, parts of my aura begin to vanish, as if small areas of the universe were being ripped away from the rest. As a matter of fact, that is precisely what is happening. Need to make room for some things, after all. Once a suitably large amount of universe has been ripped apart, I suddenly disappear. Seconds later, two extremely power metal tendrils impale through the hole I made in the universe, then pull outwards, allowing me to enter back in, but with appearances not being so much of a concern anymore.
{ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I CAN DO THIS.}
A twisted landscape of metal rises up, engulfing the Level 7777 sentry, then warps. Tendrils coil around the battleground, yanking holes open into Oblivion. True Oblivion. The nothingness. Oblivion, in a sense, cannot be perceived by normal beings. They cannot imagine nothing. What they imagine is their interpretation of nothing, and that is not truly nothing. Players who want their sanity to remain intact, I suggest not looking right now, since trying to comprehend Oblivion is impossible for most of you. One tendril reaches through an area, then forces open a hole near Binary, before dragging him into Oblivion. What is inside Oblivion, you might ask? Nothing. There is nothing, no matter what. See nothing, hear nothing, smell nothing, feel nothing. Not even omniscient beings can perceive Oblivion. Being in there, it is like being dead. Oblivion does not have a space, or a time, so Binary gets dragged through Oblivion at an unknown speed, for an unknown time. He could have been there for a second, or for an eternity. He could have been slowly drifting across Oblivion at a leisurely pace, or been yanked to the speed of light. There is no way of telling, for Oblivion is nothing, and trying to measure it is a fruitless endeavor. Once out the other side, which took at most 10 seconds on our end, I decide to not be the twisted landscape of metal much longer. Otherwise I risk driving everyone insane.
{EVER BEEN NOWHERE? WELL, NOW YOU HAVE.}
Back to my previous form, I then partially eat Binary, just to do physical damage on top of the existing Nothingness that I subjected him to earlier, and also because I can.
Real world, undisclosed location: The drone comes up on a door, and scans it. Yep, this leads to the roof. But the door is locked, and I need a key. Hold on, no I don't. I can just smash the door down!... Wait, this door is alarmed too. Smashing it down will clue the guards in on my presence. I continue sneaking around the facility, looking for the key to the roof access door. Thankfully, the guard patrols are few and far between, so I can explore with relative ease. Eventually, I come across a room that apparently contains every key, including the one I need. Hold on... Also locked and alarmed, although locked differently. I'll need a specific card, carried by certain high-ranking guards...
The Mainframe: Entity body at 15% complete. Stage 1 at 12% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 60% downloaded. I should write a fanfic. But perhaps when the circumstances are less... urgent. When's intermission 3 coming up? After Binary dies, or is there going to be some stuff beforehand?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 2/?
If whoever made that blocks the previous alchemy:
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB 2/?
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar 2/?
ACTION: SPRITING-FORMATTING FRENZY #01:
I shoot Binary with the
I also refute my taking damage from Netpatham by pointing out that he said "nap" and not "bap". Therefore, he, instead of bapping me and dealing 1 damage, napped in the newly erected Elsewhere Hard-Light Hotel, owned by me and created with his old Hard Light Disruptor-Projector. This healed him by a few HP.